Taotrain 2:10130 TOWANDA: ealarbati ittontinn, December x. 1552 rlrrttb ISortrq: HOME. nr CU•RLEP COLLIGE War.az is thy home !" t asked a child, Most beautiful and fair; twining dowers from nature's wild, Mule sarlands for Its hair. Mc home," the happy heart replied, s rales of childishglee.— • s, me th v ry hank—the melees aide— E;ch has its home forme." .1\ bcre 1 , thy home ?" I asked of one, aLth a •• bluihing grace," NiT to hear love's silvery tone, In t h e a ild-wood's secret place, ,pole not, but a 'varying cheek, Theo well the tale impart ; h, tar" for that yodt4 spirit meek, Was in a kindred heart. t act is thy home, thou lonely man 1" z,k , d a plignin grey; he a tth a furrowed brow, and wan, Cime marching on hip way. yr passed ; with a trembling hand. tt twit care's rough storms had given,- - The home I seek--a happy land' nr /hunted up to Neaten. From the Boston Ouse Branch. IE BASKET OF GRAPES TING 110 W -MILS. JONES WXS CtBED OF Pa 67621 510N8 AM) PETTY SLANDER s. Jones stood in the - midst of cambries, cot , •terts and calicoes She was sorting this, cut_ • !hal, and folding the other on a long tnble when in came a little woman with srec:ades. satin bonnet, and an extremely e rnus:in dress ; and sat down, looking fa ,I t,uNtr. st see you, 3lrs. Gllly,take off your bon- Mrs bat=il:::g tmart.l , her, " full „c see. as usual i• ‘k.u. I can't stop a minute ;or least -e . h3:l returned Mrs Gilly, tanning : re !cule. I declare what an in- creal.e >au we, Mrs. Jones ; it seems to are :,rec er busv." irn 1, Fpecially at this Season ; you e I% , mmy Jefferson and Henry Clay, and Was.h.nz;on. the) 'ye all got - to have a fit out :sr% a-d jackets, jackets and trousers—what • . •.• a-c : and !here's Mary Antoinette and ans! Cleopatry, and little,,V ictoria s.e's.asleep now, mast blessed baby ever wake up by and by: you'd die a laugh . ,re txr,e of her tricks—they've ail got to be an,! !lat not. Oh ! dear, how much one a ,10 that brings up a family ; what great i.c are •ac a word—don't say one word;' said • t,. v..; tip her hands and making a laze, expressive of resipation and z.- i 0: eri think of third 'epeeially when te•v trc übiesome." k i ne!'re seldom anything else," si2hed mentatly admiring a beautiful piece of ar.,l th.nking how much it would c.i..tta America. But dear Mrs. dilly," y rwtatmo, starting from her reverie, where.l can hire a sewing girl for rr :ev :our neighbor has otie for two. Of •=t Anlzelwe , says,'' replied Mrs. ' Oh, you rneal4 Mrs. Elden , ; her husband is or was captain c.frpany somewhere ; only to think I. 21Te nor. •he sent us yet, and her vine bore leastways have Bent you a Low Mrs Lane, that lived there last tsed lo send us a considerable sized plate e rines ',l:en never yielded as they have ';ey hare naJ so much attention that ?-.-e loaded down ; and they're pick - r: ‘l 3- M Eden gathering them myselt." _:e:e are some mean folks in the world, dei t:hleil I should be to send .t=''s a", :)ce; the stil,rge ; but there it is; 1,44 iLa., gat the head seldom have the : • y 37. CAI( On Mrs. Eiden I no ; on see .Kl,": I tv ' think maybe I want ee.i I don't want them. rii artl maybe her aid is disengavd." • G , Ly s s;nee inmate had le:.gthened In an 2 se In depart : as soon as she, ‘ M.< .1,1-es hastily indited a able to bet despatched it by Mary An- ME %laGeiger- E-•:ea reaj looked curiously et the child, L= l7 r^.= Nen a most mirthful expression '11;7 cor.veilanCe she raised her eve- ;- ' l4 lang,!=ed to herself, and mentally car-y out the joke," she env:feted 1:-...%•1' note, t'.treeting her to the Nitrite's 'mate IlLsi Witt Holmes vas at present IL" , e scutre's hoose was a fine, Old-fishion - rtszxixrc atiai:, very lofty, and located Lm? - 3.f.r t g eieration, sutroanded by gigw• tvw• knooth cralkot, beautiful garden-IT and • that held within their grand :pace " 4 " 4 ::%14 e brt4,4est, the tenderest flowers, filling 4 = Lr wi.n then. pethatne. . • liar Lizzie Holmes, while siting dressing room, received two - When she real the first she blushed, , '.1.4t- ' 11 :-‘ 1, 7. 1 1!. and laid it on the table ; when '• she laughed, threw back her 7---isSe,i by her wogk, and springing up, she 4 one or two very graceful hubs eving,cp her sewing r with the notes - she !te a zazelle throqgh the door. - • • ' .-f.' :..... -. 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J.'"'C' -.- ..- • ~ - 14- , ~,,. . 0 1 A ' , l ~ 111'4.4,, .. , „. .. ..-. . - .,i., 1, , ,i , .7, , I ,:: • , ":0, A1,....i :-.••.•'", , -r.- , ... .::. r . j „ I -1, i,, -••-•7 ... •-.1 -22. -• -2- , , f •—..:•.... ••::' ••.! -..... -•,••• ,, i,5v ; , .7i.-•i, .;,.. . •• ~ -• • - ... . . _ ... .: .• • The nett day Mrs. Jones was up early in the morning, sweeping and dusting, throwmg the win- dows open wide, now - in the parlor, now in the kitchen, alternately scolding her children and her maid, and will a great deal of noise and bustle, set ting things to rights. She had just ptit-the finishing touch on the parlor, when she heard a timid knock at the door; and shaking her dress a little, she hur ried out, and came back immediately, followed by a neat-looking girl, attired in a close titling dress of black silk, with a white linen apron and a collar, and a most timid air. " Let's see, what's your name, miss I" asked the good lady, as the young girl smoothed down her curling hair. " Lizzie Holmes, ma'am," she answered with a sweet simplicity. " Lizzie—Lizzie Holmes—yes ; come froth the country, I suppose ; well, I heard of you through royfriend Mrs. Elden ; and as I have got any quanti. ty of sewing, I thought I would patronize you." " Thank you," said Lizzie humbly. " Nov I hope you sew fast, as well as neat; I'm willing to pay a . goof price, I suppose you don'', chale more than a dollar a day, and it's my way to invite company when I want a good batch of work done, for my friends think so much of me that they always will take hold and help, whether I want them to or no; so I humor them. You will please commence on these plaid pants, and the ta ble yonder with the red cloth on it, yon can have it undisturbed ; I suppose you woull prefer to bit alone." Lizzie seemed satisfied% took her seat, and plied her needle so very rapidly, that even Mrs. Jones, as she came and examined her work once in a white, (because she Wired so young and inezpe- rienced,) was perfectly delighted. Friends dropp- ed in one by one until there was quiteli room full, and such clatter al tongues as might be heard in the cosy parlor of the.would-be-leadiug lady of the vil lage, Mrs. Septimos Jones ! Most of the good com pany preferred to keep the seamstress at a proper distance ; but two or three of those rare people, who by some mistake sometimes find their way into gossiping v illages, and almost redeem them, took more notice of our lovely Lizzie on that ac- count. 1 heir afterwards said they found a wonder ful beauty in that quiet blue eye, and her tones were as sweet and well clio,en as those of any la dy to whom they had ever before listened. We should do wrong if we were to deny that there was some scandal afloat that afternoon ; be: cause Mrs. Jones narrated her opinion of Mrs. El den's—her new neighbor—parsimony at long de tail, and all the ladies cried " mean r and "scan dalous !" and then, alter they had thought on every thing /hey could say.....abont, her appearance, man ner, Sc , conversation turned on young Mr. Neale well, the son of their old pastor, who had lately re- turned from abroad, such a gentleman, was at pres ent stopping at his father's. They expatiated on his extraordinary many beauty ; his princely form, his graceful carriage—and one and all united in con sidering him bat little less than a dirinity, au'd won dered " who he would have." At dinner aid at supper there was unit:win:lately room for all but one ; eery body looked signifi cantly at Lizzie Holmes, who, declarer that she would rather wait than not ; so on both occasions she eat with the children, who were so much occu pied in staring at her, that they neglected to act in their usual boisterous manner. In the evening, after lamplight, those who had good eye-sight sat down aglin to sewing, and seve ral old ladies took out their knitting wmk. Our he roine, the seamstress, timed her chair back to wards the door, so that she might devote her atten tion more entirely to her task. IVith swill flying fingers she had contrived stealthily to embroider a tiny pink rose, with two little green leaves, on the waist of a white frock but these she had kept Ind den from the light. She looked somewhat pale and fired, but,no one asked her to rest for a while—why should she once the door opened, and Amy, the stout domes tic, came tramping into the room, her arms spread wide apart; and between them a latge basket heap ed to the 1011, literally running over, with lustrous grapes, in great, rich clusters. " Mrs. Elden's compliments ; marm, and would you accept a dew grapes from her choice vine 1— They were picked off tts , day." Mrs. Jones rose, her face and neck suede! ; nev er was there ti more self-woos:mg being than she I at this moment. Some of the prudent guests smil ed, any many of them looked as conscious almost as herself; but there was a long silence, broken only by some apologizing remark ; so the feast of grapes was not altogether a merry one. It was ob served that when the seamstress took a few, as they Were passed towards her, she gave a peculiarly arch smile; and Mrs.. Jones noticed it, and curled her lip, but prudently said nothing. Therewould bare been a general and early break ing up, but fat the appearance of a new corner— and that Personage no other than the youthful Mr. Hazieweil hinsselL The ladies were astonished ; the three or four young utridens grew, less stately, and• more interesting ; Lizzie alone did not even .once turn her bead ; but asmile soda blush spread over her delicate tam Young Hazewell apoltaized for his intrusion, the ladies cried out that he had not.intruila a bit, but said that his father bad not been able roaticept their kind invitation,and so he had availed himself of the opportunity to get more acquainted. A. dozen " I'm very glad's," and we are de lighted to see-you," &c., followed this little Speech ; and they all grow quite chatty and merry PUBLISHED EVERY SATURDAY AT TOWANDA, BRADFORD - COUNTY, PA., BY E. WitEARA dOODRICH. The. party had g,rown guile merry, when all at atam. - The young man m *delightful talker, and af. ter a while, conversation turned upon the old equine, with whom none pre.ent were exictly on intimacy, but then they profess J to be well sr qbainted with him—oh ! yes ! He spoke of the squire's family, aril particularly about a 116 a Aim h, his mainl-danPer,.aa heiress from the South, =I who had recently arrived, and was visiting at pre*• ent the village. 'He said he , had met her in New Orleans, and spoke so. warmly and Admiringly, painted her virtues so vividly, that the young ladies present felt a kind of coldness creeping aioni4 (heti hearts. He was still in the Mt tide of description, when the seamstress, who had seemed unaccounta bly nervous for the last few moments, gathered her work all in her hands, and—ber eyes Ought as Cars, her cheeks as softly dashed as a ripe peach —arose, walked timidly towards Mrs. Jones, and murmured, " Does the *stiching of this band snit you ?" There was a roguish smile in the corners of her pretty mouth ; still she tried lo look demure.— Young Hazewell glanced up, started, passed Iriv hand over his eyes, moved deliberately from his chair=then, while a bewitching smile broke like sunshine all over his face, 'he exclaimed, ig Mos Ainsly, have I indeed the honor I" and held forth his hand. She bowed gracefully, and exter.ded hers. What a moment ! sixty eye-balls glaring, thirty mouths wide open, a dozen knitting needles trans fixed with astonishment, and shining savagely ; twice as many arms sopped in their career, and awkwardly spread, as if their owners weredeliver ing patriotic orations; twenty long necks strained from the perpendicular ; all grave circumspection, dignity, forgotten, gone, buried in the graves of wonder and curiosity. " You—you—l—l—it is—perhaps you are mis taken," gasped Mrs. Jones, snatzhing at her sell possession as a drowning man will at a straw ; " this is Miss Lizzie Holmes—a isn't it !" she con tinued, looking round in most ludicrous agony at her dear friend, Mrs. Dilly. " Excuse me madam, my name is Lizzie Eiolmes Ainsly ; and though an heiress, Ido not know as I am entitled to any more respect and attention than Lizzie Holmes, the seamstress—especially as the sewing girl has been very industrious, don't you think she heti 1" she added, looking archly up at her employer. Poor Mrs. Jones was in real distress ; the color flitted from her cheeks, and came 4ain, each time with an inteneer crimson ; the minister's son, just comprehending the affair, begged Miss Ainsley to be seated. Chatting on in a tone and with a man ner as unaffected as before, Lizzie requested the ladies to consider her a seamstress till her sewing was finished. Some of them, with characteristic presence of mind, entered into the scene with con siderable pleasantry ; and a nimble-banded matron caught op the grapes, the half of which had not been distributed, and passed them around again. But poor Mrs. Jones could not get over her mor tification ; and bow was it enhanced when young Hazewell innocently said, " These grapes, bliss Ainsly, taste very much like some I had at your sister's last night." r• I presume they are the same," replied the young lady demurely. " I think sister Elden's grapes the best I have ever eaten." A new revelation ! What prevented Mrs. Jones horn falling " right flat on the floor," she declares the never did know. Here she and others had been reviling Mrs. Elden in the very presence of her sister. And more than Mrs. Jones looked their shame and distress ; it Scat considered a good joke when the oflence laid mainly at mat worthy wo rban's door, but it assumed a more serious aspect when a dozen burning cheeks, and many a fast beating heart bore evidence to their own sin of slander. Ina short time Mrs. Jones' parlor was vrattaled ; and the poor ooman, humbled and repentant. Wet her pillow with many a tear that night. The gen erous nature of Lizzie Ainsly, who thus undertook to teach personally a tboral lesson, readily forgave the slights put upon her, as the unknown seam stress ; and White in alier years the aliair pasied into oblivion, the mural did not. Mrs. Jones now makes it a point of conscience to treat the veriest awkward menial with as ranch respect as she woad any one et the qu}re'r family ; and you cannot bfori a more cautious woman than she when speaking of her neighbors ; indeed, in the latter virtue she is a paztem to the villagers ; and she acknowledges to much more happiness than she ever enjoyed as petty slanderer. And what of Miss Ainsly Only that one glori ous night there was agrand wedding in the squire's rich old mansion—and the bride so beautifully attir ed in pure, white mualtn, was Lizzie henielf 11 you should ever. happen to be intimate with Mrs.lones, reader—which it is possible you may —she will, in some garrulous moment, produce a pretty little frock, with a pink rose and two little green leaves waked upon its bosom : and then she will tell you that the Honorable Mrs. Hazewea, whose husband is senator, you know-, worked that for her, with her own bands. Whether she will farther commit herself, is not known to. (I:4l—As the express train from Montreal was run ning with great speed to make up lost time, be tween St John's and Rouse's Point, says the Bur lington Free Press, the engineer discovered a wo man standing in the centre of the track C-anticly swinging a basket, evidently with the intention of copping the train. The whistle was immediady sounded for "drown brcbts kerd," and with great exertion the train was brought to rest a few feet from the woman who never,stitted from the hack or evinced the slightest fear. The engine men, firemen, brakeman and Su perintendent, (who happened to be on the train,) ran up to the woman to find out what-horrible ac cident had happened ahead to tall forth such a wrong demonstration on her partz,Eacb asked eag erly the cause for her siwnaL•," Earful :aka" re• plied she, " I never seed one of them machines be fore in my lite, and I do declare it is the funniest thing I ever did see." Manx thou...ands bll by ea...fling swords, ten fall by corset-bonds : yet giddy fermaies, thou.:Wens thin!—fit sake of fuhiotiyield to pain. —Tied Eorts, =I • , . ai azisastaxss or' DENUNCIATION PRoit From lloossbold Words. Au Opium Factory. ,:,.d Al Ghazeepore, one of and windy day, I went down to the " opium owns" or Mores. The atmosphere of a hot and windy day at Ghazeepore. it it should ever be thought suitable for invalids or others, may be inhaled in England by any one who will stand at the open door of an oven and breathe a,fog of fried sand cunningly blown therefrom After a two miles drive through heat and wind, and odorifatous bazar, we (I had Iwo friends) found our way to a practicable breach or gateway in a high railing by which the store-house is sur rounded., 4 faint scent, as of decaying vegetable matter, asseiled our noses as we enter‘a the court of the go-down; as for the go down itself, it was a group of long buildings fashioned in the common Indian style, Venetian-doord, and 4sivin g a great deal more door than wall. In and out and about these doom there was a movement of scantily clad coolies (porters) bearing on their heads large ear then vessels; thise vessels, carefully sealed, con taining opium fresh out of the poppy district. Pop py headed—l mean red-turbaned—accountants hus tled about, while Burkunday (or policemen) whose brains appeared to be as lull of drowsiness as soy jar in the go-down, were lazily lounging about, with their swords beside them, or else fastened in sleep beside their swords. The door-way was ahown to as through which we should get at the "Sahib," or officer on duty. Entering the doorway, we pushed through a crowd of natives into an atmosphere drugged powerfully with the scent of opium. The members of the crowd were all carrying tin vessels; each vessel was half full of opium, in the form of a black, sticky dough, and contained also a ticket showing the name of the grower, a specimen of whose opium was therein presented, with the names of the til lage and district in which it was grown... The can-bearrers, eager as cnnnibles all crowded round m t. a desk, at which ti it victim, the gentleman on duty, sat. Canes w fl owing in from all sides. On the right band of th)x hib rancid, a native Me phistopheles, with sleeves tucked op, who darted his hand into the middle of each can as it came near, pawed the contents with a mysterious rapid ity, extracted a bit of the black dough, carried it briskly to his nose, and instantly pronounced in En glish ii number which the Sahib, who has faith in his familiar, inscribed at once in red ink on the ticket. As I approached, Mephistopheles was good enough to hold a deign) , morsel to my time, and call upon me to express the satisfactinn of a gourmand. It was a lump of the finest, I was told. So readi ly can this native tell by the feel of the opium whether foreign substance had been added, and so rapidly can he distinguish by the smell its quality, that this teat by Mephistopheles is rarely found to differ much in its result from the more elaborate legs presently to be described. The European of who was working with the thermometer at a hundred, woulri be unable to remain longer than lour hours at his desk; at the end of that time another :would come to release him, and assume his i lace. .. Out of each can when it was presented far the first rough test, a small portion of the dough was taken, to be carried off into another room. Into this room we were introduced; and found the ther mometer working its way up trom a hundred and ten degrees up to a hundred and twenty. On our left, as we entered, was a table, whereat about a half a dozen natives sat, weighing out, in measur ed portions of one hundred greats, the specimens that had been just sent to them out of the chamber cleans. Each portion of a hundred grains was placed, as it was weighed, upon a small plate by itself, with its own proper ticket by its side. The plates were in the next place carried to another pan of the chamber, fitted up with steam baths—not on like tables in appearance--and about these baths or tables bays were sitting, who, with spatulas, in dustriously spread the opium over each plate, as though the plate were bread, and the opium upon it was a piece ot batter. This being (Irate over the steam•bath. causes the water to depart out of the drug, and left upon the plate adry pow tier, which, being weighed, and found to be about twenty-three grains lighter by the lass of moisture, is called *Wid en! opium. If the hundred gains, alter evapora tion, leave a residue of more than seventy-seven, the manufacturer is paid a bigger price for:his more valuable sample; if the water be found in excess, the price paid for the opium dough is, of course, lower th;n the standard. I thought it a quaint sight when I watched the chattering younehemiess na ked to the waist, at work over their heated table:, grinding vigorously wilb their blunt knits-blaJe■ over what appeared to be a rely dirty set of cheese plates. But, the heat of this room was so great that we felt in our own bodies what was taking place about us, and helitte there hid been time for the reduction of each hundred grains of our own flesh I to the standerd seventy-seven, we beat a retreat from the chamber of trraporatio' n. With the curiosity of Bloebeance wives we pro ceeded to inspect the mysteries of the nest cham ber. tt was full of vats, and in the vats was opium 1 and over the vats *ere relies depending from the ceiling, and depending from the ropes *ere naked men—natives—themselves somewhat opium-color ed, kicking and stamping lustily within the vats open the opium eacb vat was In fact a mortar, and each man a living pestle, and in this room a quantity of opium—worth more Isis of rupees than have ever bad between my flegeter-wwas being mixed and kneaded by the legs of men, preparato ry to be toads op into pills. From the chamber of pestles, with curiosity un used, we went knward to peep into the chamber' of the pills. A malt of imps in the tight brown themes for." imbed to them gratuitously by their mother Nature, each imp carrying a bolus in his band about the size of a forty two-pound shot, encountered us, and almost laid as passrate as we amend. Tha-.the rag 3 1 %, ..eWriber was a long and narrow room quire BEM full of busy natives, every tongue intlustriourly talking, and every Anger nimble over: work.— Around the walls of this room . thete are low stools placed at even distances, and. dpon each ?toot a workman rather squats than sits, having before him a Waal Cup, of whieli the interior would fit ,one half of a bolus. Before each msn,upon a stool, there stands a man without a stool, and a boy with a saucer. The Mall without a stool has by his side a number of dried poppy fetveti, of which he takes a few, and having moistened them in a dark gum my liquid, which is simply composed of the wish ings of the various vessel's used in the establish ment, he hands the moistened poppy leaves to the man upon the stools who sits before the cep. The man upon the stool, who has been ribbing the same liquid gam with his fingers over the inner surface of the cup—as housekeepers, I suppose but:er their jelly moulds-proceeds to fit in two or three leaves; then, with his fingers spreads over them more gum ; then, adds a few leaves more, and fits them neatly with his closed hand round the bottom of the cup, until he has made a good lining to it.— Hiscompanion without the stool has, in the mean- time, brought to his him(ta fixed quantity of opium, a mais weighing two poands r and ibis the genius of the olvol puts into the cup ;. leaiies are then add edson the top of it, and by a series of those dexter cats and inscrutably rapid twists of tbe, hand .with which all cunning workmen are familiar, he rapid- ly twilit', out of his cup a ball of opium, within a yellowish brown coat of leaves, resembling as have already said, a forty-two pound shot. Ile shoots it suddenly into the earthen saucer held out by the boy, and instantly the boy takes to his heels and scampers 01 with his big pill of opium, which is to taken into the yard and there exposed to the air until it shall have dried. These pills are call ed cakes, but they belong evidently, to the class of unwholesome confectioniry. A workman of average dexterity makes seventy.such'cakes in a day...pur ing the manufacturing season, this factory turns out daily from six thousand five hundred to seven thousand cakes; the number of cakes made in the eamii factor) in one season being altogether about twenty-seven thousand. A large proportion of these cakes are made for the Chinese, but they do not at all agree with the Chinese digestion. tlle manu facture of the opium is not hurtful to the health of those who are engaged upon the factory. The key of a fifth chamber being in our power, we continued steadfast in our enterprise, and bold ly looked into the chemical test-room of a small laboratory, of which the genius appeared before us suddenly with a mist benign expresaian of coun tenance, and dieted chairs. His clothes are great ly splashed, and he ill busy among opium tins, of which the contents have been pronounced suspici oas by the Mephistopheles in the first chamber.— From the contents at one of these cans an asaistrnt takes a portion, and having made with it a solution in a test tube, hands it to the chemist. Thechem ist, tram bottles is which potent and mysterious spirits are locked op, selecting one, bids it, by the mysterious name of iodine, depart into the solution and declare whether be finds starch to be there.— The iodine spirit does its bidding, goes among the (vim, and promptly there flashes through the glass a change of &aloe!, the appointed signal, by which the magic spirit of the bottle telegraphs to the be nign genius of the laboratory, that " The growe r sent this opium fraudulently, added flour to it, in order to increase its weight." The fraud having been exposed, the adulterated drug has a little led ink mark made upon its ticket. The consequence of that mark will be confiscation, and great disap pointment to the dealer who attempted a dishonest increase of his gain .We have nothing more to see, 66-we have same thing more to hear, and the very kind chemist will be cur informant. There are two opium agencies, one at Patna and one at Giaazeepore. I know noth tog whatever about Patna. Far the Ghazeepore- ' agency, the opium is groin in a district lying be tween its head quarters, Ghazeepore and Agra. Its cultivation gives employment to one hi:milted and taenty-seven thousand laborers. The final pre paration of the ground takes place in the months of Cs..eober and November. Under the most favorable circumstaeces of soil and season, twenty-four or twenty-six pounds weigfit of standard opium is got from one bizgah Oland one blg,g-aft being a little more than three-fifths of an acre. Under unfavora ble circumstances, the yield may be as fi=de as six or eight pounds to the biggah, the average produce being from twelve pounds to sixteen To obtain the opium, as is well 'known, the cap stile of the poppy is scored or cut ; the sccong is elected with apeculiar tool that makes three or lour (vertical and parallel) wounds at a single stroke. This wmindina of the hearts of the pop pies is commonly the work of women. The wounds having been made, the quantity of juice exuding seems to depend very much upon conditions of the atmosphere. Dews increase the flow, but white they make it more abandarr, they cause it atime to be darker and more liquid. Fast winds lessen the exudation. • A moderately we st erly wind, with dews at night, is the condition most favorable to the opium harvest, be as 'regards quantity and quality of produce. The average per centage of morphia in this opi um is horn tare and three-quarters to three and a ball ; of narcorine, from three quarters to three and a half. These are the 'mineable principles of the ;bog. in some Opium, the percentage of morphia runs op to tea and threelearten , per cent. of mar phi; and six per eetit of narcotine. The incolle drdwn from its opium by the East India Company amounts to waste tea and a half moms of rupees—two and a half milliocis of pounds I n, The daughter of Tbemisurehas had two toy er the ace a coxcomb sod the other an bones man. The firm was rich, the second poor. He took the honest man for his son-in-law ; Ex I had rather," said be, " have a man that wants wealth, than wealth that wants a man." Min - • .....a•-"' • Je: Mail ; 2"to " IMEg Safe. Bet. Alvrit the time of the first influx of emigration into 6glifornia, alittle teens occurred on the er Tennessee, during one of her arrant cruises _in, the Pacific Ocean, which we do not remember of. seeing in priin, - blit trier published or not, will, we think, bear repeating. • . One of these moralfingi on society, known in general patiante by,tbeionbriquct of " black-legs," had spread a tempting bait, in dm way of a little.. game of pharo, before a promiscuous assemblage of Suckers, Hoosiers. Sockeyes, Corncrackers, who were on their way to the new Et Doradoo—, 4.mong.the number was a sturdy Kentuckian, who in his hcrhble suit of home.•puo, stood arsuchiug the game with interest.; Presently thrusting his bands into the depths of his over.coat pocket lie prodnept a greasy, well worn, but withal, well ha l ed pocket•book, and taking from its recesses a bill, be extended it to the dealer, raying : g' Here, old teller, I lust a ten that time, sad here's the money." "How is that," exclaimed the sharper, is I saw you make no bet ?" " Wall, you see, I sez to myself, ISPZ 1, that jack's . been en uncommon lucky keard, and dod darn my l pictures, of I 4lon't bet a ten on ii : so the pesky jack lost, and you've got my money." Thinkir.g he had picked up a greenhorn, the gambler gave a sly wink at the lew " knowing ones," who encircled him, and went on with - the game. ' , After a few deals, our corn-cracker smacked bis fist emphatically on the table, and exclaimed . " Itod rabbit it, thar goes another " saw buck" on the plagnylack, here take it , ole horse-fly." With an ill suppressed grin of satisfaction, the sharper took the money, and added it to the rapid ly growing pile' before him. In doe course of time, the jerk came up trtumphi ant, and onr yeoman jumping up nearly to the ear lines, cracked his heels together and exclaimed: " By G— d, / won fifty that time, so fork op you lovely old cots you." Tire !geer‘was so evident, that the gambler had nothing else to Jo than pay the mnney, which he did with the remark, that " the next time die, Kentuckian made a bet, he wanted him to put the money down." _ WHAT ;was iT COT WITH.—A party of friends, had assembled one evening, and after dismissing the various topics of the day, one of them remarked: iVell, boys I &oppose youv'e beard of Dave Dancomb's marriage!" Some of them had beard of it, and some of them bad not. " Well," continued the speaker, " he is math.; ed, and I was at the wedding. A right marry time we had of it, too, I assure you ; bat there is aim thing that surprised me very much, and that was the manner in which they cut the wed ng cake—lL can't help thinking of it. Now what do you sup pose they cut it with r' " The wedding ring," said one. "so," answered the first speaker, " you must guess again." " A Siring . ," said another. ig sii " A stick whittled tc an etlie," suggested i t third. U No." "A piece of tin," ventured the fourth, thinking that he had hit it. • N o !, . . " Well, what was it," exclaimed they all In on; brea:h idler guess.M.; every ima, , ,,inable article they could think of, except the right one, that could eittia, er possibly or impossibly, be put through such • cake. ~ Why," eaid the quiz, " they cut it with a kniM, to be nue. ' A McNair', Cot: r.—During ine summer of '3B, writes a southwestern correspondent, If A 20 k fteti misgske the year, I was present at a contt held at Pafcagoula, Mis.ias.ppi, (a tavorio resort for Mo. bilians doting summer.) to try the landlord of the hotel for siting liquor in leas quantity than a gal lon, it being contrary to the law of the S:ale. Pres ent, Justice Hawkins sitting upon a decayed slump in front of the flotel wish a pea Inuit alongside of him. Prisoner ; what have yon got to say ! guilty of ncx guilty?'' "Not guilty !" " Prisoner, you know pia lie, for I have drank myself at your house at, least twenty times a day, and I am • presy, go"' witness as well as judge of liquor ; but as ll:cream some &tube., in my miod whether Pasca,goola De lon.T4 to any paffeitlar State, and as half the Mobile boys would dte without their liquor, the court in its clemency, imposes a fine on you of one picayune, but blast tne man that informed upon-you! Sheriff, take this pea brush, and whip the informer out of town. Landlord, you had Inner treat the patty Dates sea rut Miat --On Sunday mottling, be fore going to church what a dreasinither, is ammag: all classes, and what a stir to appear gay and pleas ing, ! Is it qnite sufficient for the great purpose of cur existence to wash the onside of the platter ! Curls may be arranged, fine torto:4o shell combs fixed, sparkling ear rings bung, splendid garments displayed, and ,yet, perhatts, the gay fair one's mind _ may be poiArned with conceit, and troubled with ri valry, and Feet on the torture by ignorance ant), vanity. Windsor soap does not wash out the stains% ol the herrn. Colorroe water cannot throw a fra grance over an Inspire aura ; nor will the rubies, of Golconda Janie the recording angel into kisses fuhress of filling up the leaves of the book of rein btaion. " Hasa man," asked a prisoner of a magistrate "a rigtu to commie a noisome 17. " No, lir, not . even the mayor." " Then,sar, I claim my Merry, *vas arrested as a atriums, ak m! ca , a,mse has brat to comma me , more tat a nonsalt." 11 I:MiESSE tied REM i:`: ,