WV W61711/I Znnti aaiiiiii TOWANDA: oarball filorpinp,,fitan 290852 Vuttni. FORGIVE. Br all the turmoil thou has felt Within thy tempted b.east.- When fiery-passions strove to melt God's image there ippress'd ; By all the t.truggles of thy will To quell their rebel might. foreire the wretch who, battling- Ili, Was wortedin the Qght ! Thou knotrest not what cunning snares Were spread beneath his fret; What layman lork'd in ambush ' d lairs 'l's w ett est retreat The weakness thou wouldst harshly chide Shoold leader pity woo ; - If thou hadst been as sorely tried, Thou alights have fallen, too! Forgive, and breathe a gentle word Oi sympathy and love, Like that by gentle Mary heard From One now throned above; And thou mayst win from depths of woe The Soul that went astray; And light anew Hope's faded glow To change its night to day. But IntrEhneis raises higher yet The waters of despair, And weave around a stronger net To mesh the erring there; Till, settling heavily they sink Beneath the tumid wave ; And thou, though standing on the brink; Didst stretch n* hand to save! A BULL BEA.T: OIL, Streak el' LlErhteilog Ahat Cleared the Corr-Yard. MY JACK HUMPHRIES Blast the criver !" roared Uncle Jess, as he es pied old Babcock's big red bull lumbering over gates and fences, and making a " bee-line" for one eow yard 1, Bias: him, tdo say ! • Thar goes two panel of the new fence smash, and cuss him, thar he goes ri-:--ight over the grindstone throi3o the cabbage-patch—am-m-m-ack into the cow-yard !'' , 1 Why the devil don't you set the dogs on him, Uncle Jesse!" I ventthed to obterve, as the whole family, big and fittfLAunt Katy and the whole co-fluke of the boy's and gals thronged the door to see Babcock's bull perform his customary destruc tion to get into Uncle Jess' cow-yard. Dogs be hanged ! They wont tech him; tenet( of him as deth!" "Shoot the ugly cuss, then, Uncle Jess." i• Shoot him? lir int I tried that ! Peppered bun one morning with my double-barged gun—pint of shot , no use, the cussed critter minded it no more than he does the dies; but I'm dod rotted et 1 stand it much longer; I've complained of him to Babcock nigh on to forty nines tic; have the neigh to4; Babcock swears he can't keep the bull in— ioocks down everything, and clears out just when he's a mm' to." " Uncle Jess," says I , " Pll floor hirit, or put him to his tromps, - if you'll stand the damages." Damages! Lord bless me, Mint I stood rem Mese twelve months? Damages! Ef you'll drive him ofl, Dick, I'll give you the sorrel colt and a par o• boots, Christmas, be hanged et I don't !" "I'D try," says I, taking up-my gait, and loading it with a double handfufl of buckshot and powder, and calling the dogs, !Started for the cow-yard, met the two gals : with empty pads, cursing like troop et!, Old Babcock's buff. Looking over the fence I espied the bull amus ing himself with feats of jugglery—tossing up Un cle less' hay-ricks, Unhinging the barn-doors, and ioseing them upon his t road horns ai eattiancl de lighted as a boy with a shuttle-sock. "Now," says I , " old bull, I'll give you merry pandemonium in the rear, and then set the dogs on lOU, while Cousin Jake and the Dutch boy will charge pitchforks and give you fits, at once." To make a sure thing of it, I climbed over the bars, to get nearer to the bull; who, suspicioning son :lung was going on, turned his ugly face towards axis came arms. I let her rip, gave him the pop— batty I had intended for his tear, into his shaggy flee. , I expected of course, I had done his knitting — expected to see him fall down ; but, no, sir, he merely shook his head—the shot rolled ell hie drops of sweat—he turned up his wilt eyes, Cocked tp his tail, and giving one roar and a snort, he charged bayonets at the hors t with hie horns—car red them _easy ; myself, Cousin Jake, and the Dutch boy, with the two dogs, were standing by ihe fence, and before you could say' emearcasi, he klad as I . One dog was knocked into the middle of last summer, the other scooted ; Jake fell over the dutch boy, and I fell—very soddenly, .over the fence! Babcock's bull.was master of the field and looking about him, with the ludicrous bravado of a drunken prize fighter in a Quaker meeting, be seem ed to say— " Well, this is a d—;-1 of a fight !" And then, to assuage his irritated bump' of des- I nximenesp, he pitched into the. fence; and pitched It Pretty much all over the cow-yard and road ! - Uncle Jess viewed all these 'prrieeeilings, and in Spite of the expense roared out'—" Clime in, come, I r e! He'll kill the whole du4ed team of you. Ha! 41 ha Come in, betore the rain drowns , your 1 00, you.4rnal foots, you I" ' -A thunder-storm had been - coMiiiittis thaitie eiona hour, and now it burst over es, the rain fall ing 01 scattered drops, big akhiekori-nuts, and - the the thunder began to roll long and loud. One sude den cluck and coax of Heaven's artillery seemed to m'Prtsa the bull With the notion thtit twas popping a way at him again ; but seeing notiodi agent, 'he gave a valorous roar of defiance, pawed up the lif t"' and strode oft tewaide Smite - of; the eg batiks" an d "brindles," under a huge . olil while - aalrlicer ea; the road. .111 , 1 his bullettip must" needs have E=l;===itM -•- - -', *-- " 1 - -'-' ..1? . ~,-;.. ..+''iz 4 ,, -, ',' , --- - -" , li ,, : • 0- , '. ~- "-•:', . . . , •- • 4, ;,• + • +•-•,, "+I-1- , .C. ++; 47. iii,, . ;....,:c+4+ , l4.+--: '1 , . -,•,. . , ' '%.,' .- : . ‘,P . ~ + - ,'• , '• - ' -''''' ; -t 1.... .... 4 c...' ~ I .V 1, . ,.. < r ..-- , . . . • ''•-.. .. , , .... ~.. .... , . - • ~....,.. , . . . . _ ~.. ' 1 '• ~ ~ • ' . . . . • , . .- . z • -. 1" , • . . , i . + . . . - . , . .. . 7 ;1 . . the tree to himself so he intimated to his female friends, in the most pointed manner—with his horns —that they must stifle, and they did, leaving Bab bock's old bull robbing his stalwart sides against the tkodi of t#ie tree. in the thunder rolled and roared, and again the bn looked around to see if any pop-guns, dogs, Dutchmen, or fences were sneaking rib:in, ready to be knocked into cocked hats; satisfied that it was all gas, he resumed hie amusement, and gave a low, sullen roar to each mumble-rumble of thunder. But now a cloud as black as ink lowered overthe head of Babel - la's bull, and bursting with one of those awful and deaf enirig peals of double-distilled thunder; the top- of the gigantic tree cracked—was rent asunder, while a ball of fire seemed to run down the tree, ripping its massive trunk, and dashing the splinters about like chaff betore the wind. " Thar, thar, boys, by Jim and Neddy, the old bulrs got it I" roarel Uncle Jess. For my part, the lightning had blinded me—as stood on the piazza, two s hundred yards from the tree—but looking over to the spot, there lay gab cock's bull, stretched flat as a hoe-cake—knocked, clear as a whistle, through the heavy and high worm, stake-and-rider fence, into the road. The rain was now descending in glorious style ;—it te vived bull, for he got up, alter conside rable " formality," stretched •himselt very leisure ly, humped up his back until he looked like 9 cam el, then up went his tail, perpendicular, he wheel ed round to see whit he should see—looked at the fence, then at the tree, smelt the earth, and look jng all around very vacantly, be seemed to say after much deliberation— • ‘; Well, I'll be denied il!;ou hadn't me that time !" And then putting in his best licks, he cut for hone, over tenses, hedges, and ditches, and never from that day to this—two years ago—has Babcock'o old bull ever come within a mile and a half of Un cle Jess' plantation. That lasi fire rather knocked About the year 1830, politics ran very high in Arkansas. Col. A. H. Sevier was a candidate for the office of Delegate to Congress, and Ben Desha was his opponent. Judge Andrew Scott Was a warm friend of De she, and bitterly hostile to Sevier. He had a neigh bor living about fifteen miles from him on the " far" side of the Galley creek, named Logan, commonly called " stuttering Jim Logan," Who was exactly wice wersey" in his politics; and so frequent had been their encounters, that the two neighbors had come cordially to hate each other. One pleasant morning in the Spring, when the sun shone out warmly, and all nature was green and fresh after a heavy rain of two or three days 'duration, Logan went down from hill:louse, through the little strip of creek bottom, to the bank of the creek, and sat himself down on a " lick log," mu sing perhaps, as Col. Jack McCarty once said, "on the cranelhenthe of all thublunary things." The creek was about twenty yards wide, and the rain bad raised it so that it was swimming, cover ed with foam, and running like a mill-race with a full head of water. Where the road crossed, on the edge ol which Logan was sitting, was the only opening in the woods, which fringed the stream on each side. Above and below the trees bent over, and their branches hung gracefully in the water, and swung to and fro in the swift current. Atter Logan had set there a while, Judge Scott came riding down the road reached the water's edge, and looked across Without saying anything, but looked as if be thought, " Blame you if it's swim ming, why don't you' say sot" Logan took out his jack-knife, split a piece from the lick-log and com menced whittling it, looking steadily towards Scott all the while. Logan' was a large, stout, heavy looking Mail ;--.Scott email, wiry, passionate, petu lant, and as briie as a bulkin.. After waiting a moment—for each hatfd the oth er too much to speak Scott tightened the reins and rode into the water. His horse had not taken more than six steps, before kerchug he plunged in over head and ears. Ina moment mare Scott was wash. ed from his back—the rider went one way, the horse the other ; and the saddle-bags a third. . The horse turned towards the side on which he went in, and got ashore a little way below; Scott managed to reach Logan's side of the creek, and got hold of the swinging limb of a sycamore which dipped into the water. "Freip, LcOn, help!" cried Scott ; "1 Audi be drowned ! help !" “5..-say you'll v:v-vote for Sevier !” bawled EIM " Help, Logan, 1 shall drown ! Help !" "S-i.s•say you'll v.v-vote for Sevier!" again bawled Logan not rising from the lick-log. Just then the sycamore limb snapped, and' the same moment Scott sung out,— " I'll see you huhg first, you infernal old renal !" and away he swept around the tree and cote of sight. Luckily the current made a iwciep below, eddy ing round in the concavity at the upper - edge of a sand-bar, upon, which Scott was flung, and scrabbled out. He walked up the bank toward Logan, spot. twill with rage, and streaming with water. He had no weapon but a pike!, and Mat of course,,was unfit for service ; and Logan was too big to be whipped by him ma fist fight. . "Blast you," cried Scotti as he got near him . , do lott'stolip ask.a man how he's going vot e be 'rore itOdi..ive him horn . droweing'?" Li:gad:lever stopped whittling, but iookinieom posed!, up, slowly said, ' " Every g-i-getitleman has' a right to T4i-vote as bellies, and d &drown' when he , likes r and 144- , don't Suppose anybody's bound to .dive into. the creek to I f-fish out a vote to his own." An excbangeTsper says : 1 4 Never let pee. ?le work for • you gratityP Two years ago, `mutt earned a bundle for ns to El' tonr• 'and wis have been lending him two shillings every week since. PUBLISHED EVERY SATURDAY AT TOWANDA, BRADFORD COUNTY, .BY O'MEARA ,Goopinci The Rival Politicians. _ REGARDLESS OF DENUNCIATION DEDDI iNT QUARTER." MI Inciantin 0121111 Our noble ship lay at arichor in the Bay of Tin. •r .- gier, a forti fi ed town in the extreme s north-west of Africa. The day had been extremely mild, with* gentle breeie sweeping northward and westward; bat along towards the close of; the afternoon the sea breeze died away, and one of time sultry, ma; like atmospheric breathings came from the great sun-burnt Sahara. Half an hour before sundown the captain gave the cheering order for the boat swain to call the hands to go in swimming, and ,in less than five minutes the forms of oar tars were seen - leaping from the arms of the lower yard. One of the mudding sails bad been lowered into the water, with its corners suspended from the main yard arm and the swinging boom, and into these most of the swimmers made their way Among those who seemed to be enjoying the sport most heartily were , two of the boys. Tim Wallace and Fred Fairbanks, the latter of whom was the, sou of our old gunner, and in a laughing mood they start ed out from the studding sail oua race. There was a loud ringing shout of joy on their lips as they put off and they darted through the water like fish The surface of the sea was as smooth, as glass, though its bosom rose iniong heavy swells that set in horn the Atlantic, The vessel was moored wilt a long sweep from both cables, and the buoy of the starboard anchor was far away on the starboard quarter, where it rose and tell with the lazy swells like a drunken man. Towards this buoy the lads made their way.— Fred Fairbanks taking the lead ; but when they were within about twenty or thirty fathoms of the buoy, Tim shot ahead and promised to win the race. The old gunner watched the progress of hie little son with a vast degree of pride, and When he saw him drop behind, he leaped upon the poop, and was just upon the point of urging him on by a 'haat, when a cry reached his ear that made him start as if he' had been struck with a cannon ball. " A shark ! a shark !" came forth from the cap tain of the forecastle, and, at the sound of these ter rible words the men who were in the water leaped and plunged towards the ship. Right abeam, at a distance of three or four cables length, a shark was seen in the water, where the back of the monster was visible. His coarse was for the boys. For a Moment the gunner stood like one bereft of sense, but the next he shouted at the top of his voice for die boys to turn; but the little fellows heard him not—stoutly the swiniMers strove ter the goal, all unconscious of the bloody deite spirit that hovered so near them. Their merry laugh still ranover the water, and at length both touched the buoy together. Oh, wiser drops of agony started from the brow of our gunner. A boat had pat oft, but Fairbanks knew that it could not reach the to in season, and every moment he expected to see the monster sink from sight; and then he knew all hope would be gone. At this moment a cry reached the ship that went through every heart like a stream of are ; the boys had discovered their enemy. The cry startled old Fairbanks to his senses, and quicker than thought he spring to the quarter deck. The gins were all loaded and ehotted afore . and aft, and none knew their temper beuer than he. With steady hand made strong by a sudden hope, the old gunner seized a priming wire and picked the from of one of the qUarter guns; he took his pocket a percussion wafer and set it in its place, and sot back the hammer of the patent lock. With a giants strength the old man swayed the breech of the heavy gun to its bearing, and then seizing the string of the lock, lie stood back and watched for the next swell that would bring the shark in range. He had aimed the piece some distance ahead or his mark, but yet a moment would settle tills hopes and fears., . „ Every breath was hushed, and every heart in that old ship beat painfully. The boat was yet some distance from the boys, while the horred sea monster was fearfully near. Suddenly the air was awoke by the roar of the heavy gun, and as the old mail knew his shot gone, he shrank back upon the combing of the hatch and covered his face with bis hands, as if afraid to see the result of his own et forte, for it he had failed he knew that his boy was _ For a moment after the report of the gun had died away upon the air, there was a dead silence but as the derice smoke arose from the surface of the water, there was, at first, a low murmer, break. ing from the lips of' the men—that tiaurmer grew fonder and stronger, until it swelled to a joyous deafening shout. The old gunnec sprang to his fee and gazed oil on the water and the first thing that jnet his view was the huge carcass of the shark floating with his white belly up—a mangled lifeless mass. In a few moment the boat teached the dating swimmers, and halt dead with fright they. were brought onboard. The old man clasped his boy, in his arms, and then overcome by the powerful excitement, he leaned upon the gun for support. have-seen men in alt pangs'of excitement and suspense, but never have I . seen three human beings more overcome by thrilling emotions, than on that startling moment,, when they that kheti the effects of our 'gunner's shot ' . A " SocKaa."—/I, Speyer ilia:being who may be found hanging arocd bar-rooms, watching for the entrance of an acquarntance, who, for miitakelibe relit!, will ask - biro to .. eat oysters, driniv , toticlY, .qt smoke a cigar, a fevor ofcourtesy your,sue kin is never known to reciprocate: If you would get rid of hinv, lend him a dollar—no irtoris--and he 'will cease to trouble you forever. ' • Seri Asittectarrozr —An, Trish borer tinged had the river and haule d out a gentleman who was 'acCi r denialty drownin g; the gentleman ; rmvarded Pat frith a sixpence. " sal& the- dripping mifer," stint you satisfied! 'Do' you ° think' . yort ought to iteve"cinrer, U Gob anruied Ihe. p oor fellos, looking hard at the one ho had rescued, ;' I think I'm overpaid !" A Country Schoo noon: _ . , No one can Ovum Aron& any section, of the country without !mitts impressed with.the fact, that schoolhouse 4 dre generally' constructed without taste coit6nience, or even cordon. Located in the geographical centre of the district—be that on the bleak hillside or in a frog pond—erected at as' little cost aspassible, with nothing without or with-- in to make it attmctive,—withott no groungssave the publics highway belonging to 4,—like some rel to of the put, stands the schoolltortse.. Popular sentiment demands better schools and more highly qualifit.d teachers, than it did . twenty, years since; but in iew instances has a correipondingimprove twat been made in the edifices devoted to the pri mary, and almost the only education of children. The Architect- of Nature has not failed to scatter locations:of beauty thick over our land, and scarce a school district can be found where a proper site for a model building does not invite attention. The additional expense of erecting a building in • this style, is not worth a moment's consideration in comparison with the results growing out of the charge The love of the beautiful is instinctive in childhood and only the narrow prejudice of self-seeking men can see nothing to admire in the loveliness of na ture, of the lair proportions dart. Next to the at tractions of the home fireside, the school should be the most desirable and inviting place. Here does mind receive its first impressions and forms its taste and Character. Here does the boy fix his standard of attainment, acquire his notions of gentility and Propriety, and first learn to compare himself with others. Au air of neatness and elegance should be given the schoolhouse, and in point of finish, deco ration and furniture, should equal the best apart. tient of a private residence: Children Wodld respect such a building, love to be in it, and what is more, would form their habits of propriety which would save the man many a bitter lesson of mortification- Children imitate the manners of those around them, and rudeness is more natural than Politeness. This is not mere specelation. We have seen 'ti school house which had been in constant use tor three or four years, upon whose carpet there were no marks of the gormandising tastes of scholars, whose neat 7 ly stained desks showed no signs of the Yankee proclivity to whittle, whose walls were disfigured with no semi-barbaric artistic designs; yet there had been no blows struck in that school, there was no rules to prevent injury to the building. A gen tleman hid taught the school and as naturally as effect follows cause, gentlemanly and lady-like scholars were in attendance. it is needless to re mark that intellectual improvement was in perfec keeping with advance in other respects. Thousands Of dollars are wisely laid out every year in erecting churches after the best models, and decorati *„,- them accordingly to the most approved stands sof taste ; and why should not equal pride be taken in combioing beauty and fitness in the dis trict school house ? It architecture be the expres• sion of ideas of beauty, it it bass meaning, will not six days in a beautiful school house do more in impressing the mind with ti correct last, than one in a beautiful church 1 Each has its appropriate place, is associated with its Peculiar ideas but iq point of importance are so nearly allied that they should not widely differ. THE PRINTERS TAX ES 'ESI..--011t readers, many of them, need not be informed that, among the " lobies" at Lansing, there is a good Jea of tbn to be had for the asking, in the shape of rich stories, &c., told over the blazing bar-room fires of an even• ing, to while away the dull monotony of a back. wood's winter. eine of the best of these laughter provocates, is a yarn reeled oil by an old practition. er, who has seen some fun in his day, 'which hi somewhat as follows :—Not a tong while ago,, a lm of idlers were collected in . a cipntrr store, not a thousand miles from Grand Rapids, where the . Maine liquor law had never beec heard et, and af ter the usual " drinks round," betting was hit upon as a profitable diversion, and various wagers pro posed and rejected, when a tall, lank, alabsided specimen of humanity, whose looks denoted him to_ be a tramping jour, and " dead broke" . at that, rais ed himself on end from the corner, wbere he had been quietly watching the proceedi ngs, and offered to bet any man in the room a V that-he could bea t him at picking up a pound of duck shot, such as lay in a pan on the counter, each shot fo be picked ,pp separately, and "on the sqUare.', The thing took at once, and in the generttl eagernees, divers V's were planked up against our ragged friend, whose stake happened WINS everldoked, and the teal commenced between him-and his two or three antagonists. .Fingers and thumbs work e d merrily for a few moments, picking up the articles, one by one, from the Roar, tuld a dead silence prevailed amongst the bystaneers, when all ;at once, a keen. eyed chap sung out to the betters, " Jee—migny its no use crawlin, boys! that's a jour printer's backbone and elbow that's to , work at them crumbs —he's bound to win and sore enough he did win, and, pocketing the staltashe went on Ms way re. juicing:-4 , elidii Free Press. -Mt. a was a most inveterate punster. • Lying very ill of the ebolens, hie nurse peoliosecl to pre pare 'hicka ii9vpdpipciei . 'RhicAeti, Hatlnii you, hover have an ken in alma' whisper'', (he was to iU to speak lomter,)l is for she would , be. more 'apt 16 lay" on my atom edit' fell : back exhausted, and the nurse taint ed. Irate like roses have have thorns aboiat then, E~asty claims bate miden , falls, • Altenipt nOt wings whohints two hares ileavesono sail loses die oth er ;._ , , . • .t . • 4 , • Du good With what yotfhate gotcfrlt do*titt The qf truth is not 11)9;leve of all .the counterfeit vizarre that have been pot upon her. The Minislays' Mountains • . The mean height of th e liimalaya is stupendous. aertlinly not less than from 16,000 . to 20,000 feet, though the,Ceaks exceeding thateleirsdien are not to be numbered, espeeially ,at the 'Pewee of the Sutlej,; indeed from that river to the Kalee the chain exhibits an endless succeissiob of the inkiest moun tains on earth. Forty of them surpass the height of Chimborazo, the highest but one, of the Ander, and ninny reach the height of 25,000 lest at least. So rugged in this part of the mageifiCent chain that the military parade at Sabathoo, halt a mile long, and a quarter of a mile broad, is said to - be-the on ly level ground between it and the Tarter frontier on the north, or the valley of Nepaul to the east.— 'Towarde the fruitful valley of Nepaut ; and Brittle!) ilia, Himalaya ie . eqeally lofty, seine of the mounts sins being from 25,000 to 28,000 feet high, but it is narrower, and the descent to the plains excessive ly rapid, especially in the ternitory ol Bhotan, and where the dip from the table-laud is more thao 10,- 000. feet in ten miles., The valleys are crevices so deep and n,arrew, and the mountains that hang over them in menacing cliffs are so ;eV that these ails sea are shrouded in perpetual gloom, except when the rays of a vertici 1 aim penetrate their depths.— Frem the steepness of the descent the rivers about down with the swiftness of an arrow, filline the caverns with foam and the air with mist. At the very base of this wild region lies the elevated and peaceful valley of Bhotan, vividly green and shad. ed by magnificent forests. Another rapid descent to the plain of the Ganges. * * Most of the pas , ses over the Himalaya are but little lower than the 1 top of Mont Blanc. Many are higher, especially 1 near the Suilej, where they are from 18,000 to 19,- 1 000 feet high, and that northeast - cit Khoonawur is 20000 feet above the level of the sea, the high est that has been attempted. All are terrific and the fatigue and suffering from the rarity of the air in the air iethe last 500 feet is not to be described. An imals are as much distressed as human beings and many die. Thousands of birds perish from the vi olence of the wind ; the drifting snow is often fatal to travellers, and violent thunderstorins add to the horror of the journey. The Niti pass, by which Mr Moorcroft ascended to the sacred lake of Manassa in Thibit, is tremendous. He and hisietide had no t only to . walk barefooted from the risk' of slipping, but they were obliged to creep along the most fright ful chasms, holding by twigs and tufdtof grass, and sometimes they crossed deep and awful crevices on the branch of a tree, or loose stones thrown across. Yet these are the thoroughfares for com merce in the Himalaya, never repaired nor suscep tible of improvement fram the frequent landslips and tweet& The loftiest peaks being bare of the snow, gives great variety of color and beauty to the scenery, which 'in the passes is at all times mag nificent. During the day-of the stupendous 'size of the mountains, their interminable extent, the va liety and sharpness of their forms, and above' all the tender clearness of their distant outline melt• rag into the pale blue sky, contrasted with the deep azure above is described as a scene of wild and wonderful beauty. At midnight, when myriads of .stars eparkle in the black sky and the pure blue of the mountains looks deeper still below the pale white gleam of the earth and enowlight, the effect is •of unparalleled solen•nity, and no language can de. scribe the splendor of the sunbeams at daybreak, streaming between the high peaks, and throwing their gigantic shadows on the mountains below.— There, far above the habitation of man, no living t hing exists ; no sound is beard ; the very echo ce the traveler's footstep startles him in the awful soli- tude and silence that reigns in these august dwelt, ings of everlastini snow.. Fosse Ala.—Gent!men and ladies, open your windows and let in . the'-fresh air. Light, physical or moral, is not more essential to, vision than air, Iresh air, to health and happiness. Yet stow, care• ful are most of us to exclude it ! Yon close up the windows nail list round. the doors ; and appear to Jo all in your power to exclude Heaven,s free gift of fresh air ; and the reason why thousands of peo• ple are not smothered, is that the air is so sublile it will work its way through every little crevice, so that it is almost impossible to get it shut out alto gether. What would you think of a man coming . down the river on a raft, who wotild get a basin of water and keep it for weeks to wash himself every day, when the broad river was runninglevel with his feet t You would, say he was a fool. Are you any wiser, who have fifty milas deep of fresh air above you and ,allow yourself tuft a lew square feet to be used over and.over main hundreds of times I wish every one of you knew what a curious pi ece of machinery your longs and heart are, and how the atmosphere it adapted to our use. , Keep your win. (laws open night and day. If you are afruid to have the night air blow upon you while ,you are asleep, break a pane out of the top of the window until you• get used to fresh air, and then a stream of it„hanl. enough to blow the quilts oft the bed will not hurt you. Parcocrous.—ln one of our city !schools, not ma ny years ago, tunernher of, the committee asked the members of a class that was under examine. : tion, 41 what was, the cause of the saltness of the -ocean 1" Soon Tip little,girl raised her hind, flush ed witlfthe discoiterY which bad flashed upon her mind- Yctu may tell said file committee man. " Salt fish, air l?' said the committee man im. mediate!? Proceeded to the next class. O tr. The Dutchman who refuse:l to take keno becatitiit : might be altered -from :r1 butt 'tier* stage traveling to railroads,. !Iliiifortpeitici ,says„rities , ttint,eight hem car,e„tiollar, , while the latter °nitrides him one. De beeples can't cheat -him. ' . treitv „, en, ricn(_4 _SA vast exteqt.ot tct l ritory—there is not a rv3t,nor a burh in it, and thew never will be. MEIMMMTP ..~ n- .i. ~f~.. ~...~: Latest • Do 1111:,, I , .1 The passage of thelgifide Lginiaiw hii env ded excellent rood for . Abarplo masticator on. The lollowitais libbut joke . iiv , iire' bate' yet' read.; No &OW, Wins*, bpt that we shalltate,ocealiim to laugh ifsvir ma? ny a similar rum incident before are are many irons :" ' ' • About a fortnight since, a tall specimen of Yan 'ice& manufacture grriyo,,irt gie, good city at - Pors. lantl l i Ate itatdof `Maine, and established himself arid luggage at the Elm Hotel. This luggage consimed.ef a small *alias aad a large oblong box containing, for the inspeetors had axe; unlined its contunts, a quantity etlarna, end debt bound, which,lherdprietor had brought for therm pose of reigilini, abobt the city. Atter seeing hie Tompeq placed. id•the„toom d. lotted to him, the pettier made hie appearance •lat the office with a Email volume in his hand.' R. glanced his keen, ahnswil eye leisurely arodtd the room, which Conthined at that moment no one but the eJetk and myself.' •- " Fond of reading inquiccd the pedterof the clerk, when he had anielted his observation. " Don't get any time to read," replied the clerk '! I rather gness got a- booktereyou'il like to read" continued the pedler perseveringly. " Wks( is it 1" ••gg Welt it's a Tight good book, tmd ;apt right for !he.times, too, cease it'll give a man spiritnal con- Potation ; and they do say that's what' a man cant get very easy in Maine lust about neovr.n ' " That's ye/riftie E. blitionronsobitiott, urifett unately, my friend; does not happen to be of the right sort." There ame a cunning leer in the patter's eye as he inquired. " Fund of the right sort, Aicy,l" : • " When I can gel it;" said the clerk i becomlnit interested.. ti r dueo I shall sell you this book then," said the pedler decidedly. « What is it; you basset told me the name of it yet r It's Progress.' i• • "Oh bother iv'e read it at leas a dozen or mar* tiines," Aut this is an entirely au new etlitiOn." " Oh ! it's all the earrre." " Peautifully engraved " "Oh ! nonsense-•-1 don't tw i t - • And so saying he commiMed writing spin, eta. ibly annoyed. " Say, yeou,'—bettet took at the pictioaecoatiU• ued the pedler, thrusting .the book underlie tionsi This movement bad .att issonishingsffeat•upon clerk. He jumped,off hit chair and began . to ga mine the volume eagerly ; but much to my sat. prise, without Otiening it... Then, seemingly satisfi ed with the scrutiny he asked the pried and par" ; chased it. • • • • 1 I • • " Say, yeon'--said the pedlar, after the bargain' had been concluded moving towards the door—sar yeou, if any body else should- see ihat• book atics want to get another just like it; sehd 'em op' to 13 and I'll accommodate 'em just about as LA &sibs* please. And exchangeing a very gime' and Mysterious look with the clerk, the pedlar vanished.'' ' a " What on earth made you buy bat bear I .b clerk, as tiernau scll3o, See here a moment, I advanced and looked over kis shoulder. Tuns. ing up one end of the book,. he removed a small ( slide and discovered a stopple, vr.hioh he unecrevrt ed and then handed me the book, which I applied, mechanically roomy month. U what iis_itlu g asked be laughing. • •• Ibutylt—by jingo !' exclaimed I, pansies** take breath, antltben making *tacks lot the dom..— Hello, ,where are you going V' ct Up siairr; it bar just struck me that the rim's Progress will be an excellent addition to toy library.' The next day the pedle.'a stock was exhawied. No cos roa Taouszs.--)0a, the morning of the ureteric show in 1833. Old Peyton olxnts who in.- teaded making an early start to his-work,. gat up just in the midst of the display. On going his door, he saw with amazement the• sky lighted op with the lulling meteors,, ands he concluded at ono, : that the world was on fire and that the judgment day ,liad come. „ : z • He stood top a moment:pzing kr speechless les , ror and then with a yell of hortar sprang out •of the. door into the yard, right into the 'midst of 111811[11km. stars, and here in his eftortata dodge them•henom., menced a series of ground and Jolly-terablingstkai would havedana honor to ;Wight ropitdanoer. His' wife.awakened In theoneantittreLtrad ening Peyton jumping and skipping aboat the yank sa lted. ont to know , xltat in the name olsease he was pla. danciur, around there without ! hitt clothes en.. :Apt Peyton heard not; the judgment eoliths long bleak taccourit he jhad got to settlemlaile,hitn headless • pt. tall te!rastial thinje, his wife by this tiate.-becoiting 'alattnird-tai stra43:_beltatioar4 spring out of be 1. and running to the door shrieked out 41 the top of her lung.— . , Peyton, T ray Peytcm, whatde you mean jump., in; about otit-thar, come' in and put your trocatra °"" 1 ; I a 1 , ~thd•Ve}tcn, wlievasars heil. now Alerpoweredi him, faintly answored as he tall sprawling on the :earth. ' • " , "Oh ! - Peggy, Peggy, don't you see 4.4 the. %v..° 8-r•e ; that out no me for tion•oimet now." . A Csenous Fst.bow.—Al few days art, ingot. wick, Me., a goad honest .looking country kllsiar was lookiag at the telegraph with auttouiehntftit.—, A passer by asking hint what ' htillieughl:lo: 1 . Wall I . don't : know exactly,' rephatl' dui but I am sine they won't gat.tne tit rida..tusdiuk ; darned thing—thetn wires and posts would Milky tact:l:hes." _:::•A-:. , ...;, , ,:', - 7.. - `!:- t:.:*:'!'-, FRII 0.. ' BEIN MINN= " ES =I