11 ‘lll4L'Orilll3.=o TOWANDA: Saturbag ,'fitorninn, April SO, 1851. srltrttlf iSurtrq. From.tho " Pi:lid:Mo" of the London Leader. FETCHING WATER FROM THE WELL. Early on a sunny morning, when the lark was staging sweet. Came, beyonkthe ancient farm-house, sound of lightly-tripping ' 'feet. • 'Teens a lowly'eottagernaiden going, why, lel young heartitell, Wahher homely pitcher laden, fetching water limn the Well. Shadows lay athWart the pathway, all along the quiet lane, And the breezes orthe morningmhveditiem to and fro again. O'er the stinshine,o'er the shadoW,pasfd the maiden of the (iirm With n-charmed heart within her, thinking of no ill or berm Ile/sent, 'rarely, were her inuemp, for the nodding leaves In vein, kitten to press their brightemngimage an her everbusy brain. Leivis'end joyous birds'Weni by her, like a dim, half waking dream, [gleam. And her son; oral only conseious of . life'. Maddest snranier At the old lane's shady turning, lay a well of water bright, _Singing, soil its hallelujahs to the gracious morning light; Fern leaves, broad,and green, bent o'er it where its silver droplets fell, And the fairies dwelt beside it, in the spotted foxglove 'Back She bent the shading fern leaies.'dipt the pitcher,in the tide— • Drew it, with the dripping waters tiowingo'er its glazed aide But, before her arm could place it on her shiny, wavy hsir, BY her Side a youth_ Wits standing !—Love rejoiced to see the pair! Todee i)f tremulous emotlon trailed upon the morning breeze, lieritle words of heart-devotion whispered 'Death the ancient But the holy, blessed secrets, it beseems me,notto tell; Life bad met another menning,—fetching water from the well.' Mown die rural lane tbey sanntered. — Hre the burthened pitcher bore ; Pekin!! khe, with dewy eyes down-looking grew more beauteous than 'When they neared the silent homestead, up he. alsed the pitcher light; Like's fitting crown he.placed it on herhair of wavelets bright! Emblems of the coming btirdeus that for love of h.in she'd bS'ar, Calling every buithen. blessed, if his Jove but lighted there ! Then, Anal waving benedictions, furlher/—further off be drew, While hisshadaw seined a glorythit'i,oloss the pathwaygrew. Now about her hoitsehold duties Silently the maiden went, 'And an over radient halo With her dkily life was bleat. A.ittle ktietv tic aged matron, as het feet tike music fell, [well. What abupdant treasures kiiind she, fetching cruter (mm the (From Chambers Edinburg . l _Joainal TIIE CiIiMBER Or-,4ILYSTERI". • An arahitect.of Vienne, having occasion to visit the country house of n noblernah bf that city, ac; cepted the hospitable invitation ho received, andde ter,mined to remain as a guest for several days.— Yhe first day was passed in business, and he retired to bed sotbaOhat eAhausted, but his • thonghts still occupied With`the•iifiurovements.in the house that ware coatemplated... He could see, however, that the room allotted to him w*,handsotne and corn nidil ions, though not large and at length he suffer ed his .head to sink . Jition,hia,pillow with the sigh of satisfaCtieti witicwh'iNt *e take leave oT the world for the night " And draw wound.* wearied breast ' The curtain aroma:l , " But when he was kist sihking •to rest, an uneasy "Sensatto% he knew not orwhat nature, stole over him. He persnadechlitimsell that the air was close —that he perceived a faint Smell, and he lay for some time considering whether he was not suffering from fever. The wiestion was speedily answered, for the bed began to move. Presently-it was near the wirdow—io near that he' could look hut, could see the trees in the garden below, Lind could •observe the outline of a summer house, which had attracted his attention by its claisicil proportions in tha forenoon. He was of course sill prised, nay, terrified ; but when he stretched 6- *ankihe *inflow:to iscOrtain that all was real, the scene grew dimtherand (limner, drillat length disc appeared.. And no wonder for the bed was reced ing to its old position, and did not stop theie. He was presently at the door: - He might have touched the panels with /his hand. He felt his breath come back oind the air grew more confined. He would hate got up to ring, for assistance, but persuaded himself that he \ was too. weak, and wbuldfall down ,belore reaching the bell. • The bed'again moved; and this lime it look Up a position In the very middle of the fireplace. 'this . was the sheer freniy of fever, for the fireplace was of course not a fourth pail of the size of the bed if: self. Yet he. saw distinctly the walls of the chim ney sintoinuling hied";. rind he even felt that one of the feet of the bed rested on a dog:iron, to as to disturb its. level. But he had no time for more minute observation ; for presently the bell emerg• ed from the chutney, began to rase with Mow undo; lations towards the roof ; and there it continued. to swing, as he imagined, for hours together, till his alarm sank - gradually into lassitude, and he fell into a deep though short and unrefreshing slumber The next Morning khe visitor, appeared at the breakfast table, .pale, weary and dispirited. Hs was not well. What was the matter I Whrt, could be dorie forliml "Nothing," he replied to all their interrogatories. He had not Slept well; but the air would revive him. He would take health. ful ezerciberlaring the day, and that wood be bet tenthao Medicine. It turned out as he expected.— ; He recovered bisfspirint; he was delighted with his hosts, arid they with him; and be was thankful 'he had been prevented by shame from mentioning the absurd fancies•by which he had been beset during the night. At the usual hour he retired ag o ain. bed comfortable in mind and body, but feeling the Want of sleep, and looking forward gratefully, tiy anticipation, to at least eight hours of sound re pose. He did not enjoy one. The same fever, the same fanciest the same inexplicable movements of the bed—these were his portion during the night j and in the morning the same dead eyes, the same -col• 'erless cheeks, the same listless attitudes, betrayed• to the sympathising, !fiends that he had passed an, other wakeful and wretched night. But he still Ire served silence as to the details. He was thorough lyashamed of his absurdity. The impressione of the first nighthad doubtless remained to scare him on the second. He had gone : to bed thinking of his termer sifierings, and they had been renewed in hid imagination. In this tray he accounted for the _o•. . . . . . . , . . . . . . . . . . . ',. . . , .. . . - ... . ~ , - ~. • , - . . . . , •I , , .... , . . ,• ... . " ' • .. ~. 0. .. :•. - ' . !.''• , . - . .• . l''' .-- .: ' .*:'. t tr.' ''..' , :.'. .„ . , -..., _ ''S •' '' ' i..! ' • . , . . . . .. - ..r • . - • • . .. . . 1 • • . . • ' `. , .:o . • . continued illusions that-had perpleied him ; and he detennined, at a third trial; to grapple with them manfully, and compel fdPOs.e by the aid of reason. I All was unavailing ; and on the third morning hs entertainer, alarmed by hiv ghastly looks, deter: niined to bring him to explanation. "Nou can no loner conceal it," said he ; " you have •found something disagreeable in the room ; and hieproaeh myself with baring allowed you to be put P into an apartment which certainly .bears a bad name in the house." " What do you mean by a bad name!" asked the guest. "I mean that it is famous for its sleepless lodg ers, for its waking dreams—and worse than that.— There is not a servant in the house who would en. ter it alone atter nightfall for a year's wages." "That is all very well for the 'servants: but I know you laugh at these ignorant fancies; and you know me too well to suppose that I would treat Them otherwise than with pity and contempt. Tell me at once what you believe; but first listen to a natrative of my adventures," and the guest related to is host al fulflength the story of his ill.omened nights. "I cannot tell.you whit I believe," replied the latter, after mtiiirg for some time : " for, in point of last, Ido not know what to believe ; but your experience tallies strangely with what I have heard on the , subject before from more than one of my friends: lam more V'erplexed than ever." It was agreed;hoWever, on the proposal of the arehilectohat , a minute examination of the premi ses Should immediately take place, and the whole family' proceeded . in a body to the Chamber of Mystery. • The first thing that struck the examiner was, that, the chimney was choked up with rubbish, so that no current of, air could take place through a •chan nel oreixhich so much depends. Proceeding to the window, he found it heavy and massive, and so compleply-bedded that no force could raise it. It appeared oh inquiry, that this was its original de fect ; that the servants had at length given up all [empts to move , it; and'that the wood work had swollen so much, that the whole window, so far as the access of the external air was concerned, was merely a prolongation of the wall. The door was in like manner pund to be singularly heavy and close-fitting; and in addition, it was constructed so as to shut spontaneously the mordent the person who entered removed his band. In fact, the room, however elegant in appearance and furniture, was contrived throughout itr thtimmit elaborate manner, in as to be as tinviholeseme as possible. Still this (lid not account for the illusitie with which it was haOted; and the architect ascended to the external rooNt the house: Here he found that the apartMeht In qbestion *as covered; by a massive work bf idea, wood, and lime, so as to leave a small garret, into *hick there was no opening, either by door or window. This, in its connection with the other, circumstances we have described, proved to be the solution of the mystery ; for the mephytic gas engendered in the garret, penetrati:ig through the mouldy wood wolk of the antique ceiling, into a place whence it found no egress, and where it could mingle only witli foul air, was in reality the nocturnal spectre which haunted the room. The effect of this gas upon the brain, in etching a temporary _deliriium, is Fell known ; and in the present instance, the result of what was done to remedy - the evil left no doubt. The door and ikindocir weteopened,the chimney was cleared, end two openingar were made in the roof. • During the lastmentioned operation, it is worthy of mole, that when the tools of the workmen _penetrated for the first time into the garret, the mephytic vapor which had such an effect upon one of them, that he must have fallen from the roof had he not been"caught hold of by his comrades. Alter i the alterations were made the architect retired to bed for the fourth - lime;a d enjoyed an excellent 'sleep,"together with a great part or the arrears of the three preceeding nights. From that moment the room lost its reputation is a Cnamber of Mys tery. - DON'T You DO n—When yon are offered a great 6igain, the value of which you know noth• ing about, but which\you!are to get at half price, "being it's you," don't you do it. When a clique of warm friends want you to start a paper to forward a particular set of vietvs, and promise you a large quantity of fortune and fame, to be gained in the undertaking, don't you do it. When a yonug lady catches you alone, and lays violent eyes upon you, expressing " pop " in every glance, dbn't y'ou do it. . When a horse kicks Your, and you feel disposed to kick the horse in return, don't you'rlo it. When a petulant individual politely observes to you—". you bad better eat me up, had'nt you ?" don't you do it. • ' When you are shinning t very expeditiously'round town in search of somebody with soarvhing over, ,who can assist you with a, loan, and:you are and pertly anticipated by soil ebody who wants to bor row from you, don't you; do it. Should you happen to catch yourself whistling in' a printing office, and the compositors tell you to whistle louder, don't yoir do it. If on an odd occasio your wife should exclaim to you--" now tumblever the cradle and break your neck, do "I',', don't on do it. ; 1) When•you have any i busineas to transact wish a modem financier, and Ite asks you to go and dine with him, don't you da it.: ' If a man owes you money, and. when you pre sent your bill be asks you to,call the riexi day, and meet him in a private apartment of his house, think of the-Webster cancan() don't you do it. A star is beautiful; it aficircls plecsare, not frorn, what it is to do or to give, hat simply by being what it is. it benefits the heavens; it bits congruity with the mighty space in which it dwells. It has ,re. pose; no force disturbs its' eternal peace. It has freedom : po obstruction ties between -it 'and in." finity. PUBLISHED EIfE r RY SATUEDAY, AT / TOWANDA, BRADFORD COUNTY, PA., BY E. 0 • cs' etxiiariss‘op ntitinicuTtop Faiati a wiAlifts." no Edi N e. rds' Nest of China. Among the various articles,exposed for sale to the natives, in the innumerable streets GI Canton, the edible birds'.nestdeserve especial notice. They owe their celebrity only to the lithimsical luxury of the Chine:se, and are brought principally from Java arid Sumatra, tho' they are found on most of the rocky Islands of the !Minn Archipelago. The nest is the habitation of a small swallow, named (from the circumstance of having an edible house) "his rundo escrilenta." •.They are compo. sed of.a mucilagiamis substance, but as yet have never been analyzed with sufficient accuracy to show the constituents. Externally, they resemble ill•concocted isinglass, and are of a white color, in' ening to red. Their thickness is little more than that of a silver spoon, and the weight from a guar. ter to a halt dunce. When dry, they are brittle and wrinkled; the sips is nearly that of a goose's egg. Those that are dry, white and clean are the most valuable. They are tacked in bundles, with split rattans run through them to preserve their shape. Those procured af. ter the young are fledged are not saleable in China. The quality of the nest varies according to the sit uation and extent of the caves, and the time at which they are taken. If procured before the young are fledged, the nests are of the best kind ; if they contain eggs only, ;hey are -still valuable ; but, if the young are in the nests, or have left them, the whole' are then nearly worthless, being dark colored, streaked with blood, and intermixed with feathers and dirt. These nests are procurable. twice every year ; the best are found in deep, damp caves, which, if not injured, will continue to produce indefinitely. It was once thought that the caves - near the sea coast were the most productive ; but some of the most profitable yet I ound are situated fifty miles in the interior. This fact seems to be against. the opinion that' the nests are composed of the spawn or fish, or of beche de mil. The method of proctiring these nests is not unat tended with danger. Some of the caves are .so precipitous, that no one, tun those accustomed to the employment from their youth can obtain the nest, being only approachable by a perpendicular descent of many hundred fee:, by ladders of bambo and rattan, over a sea rolling violently against the rocks. When the month of the cave is attained, the perilous cask of taking the nests must often be per formed by torch-light, by penetrating into recesses of the rock where the slightest slip would be instant. ly fatal to the adventurers, who see nothing below them but the turbulent surf, Taking; its way into the chasms of the rock—such is the price pa:d to gratify luxury. - After the nests are obtained, they are separated from feathers and dirt, and.carefully dried and pack ed, and are thin fit for thd market. The who are the gilly peOple that purchase them for their own use, bring them in junks to this market, where they command . extravagant prices; the best, or white kind often worth four thousand dollars per peen!, (a Chinese weight, equal to 133} lbs. avoir dupois,) which is nea:ly twice their weight in sil ver. The middle kind is worth from twelve to eighteen hundret and the worst, or those procured after fl edging, o le hundred anti fifty to two hundred dollars per peed. The majority of the best kind are sent to Pekin for the use of the court. • It appears, therefore, that this curious dish is only an article of e.:Pensive luxury among the Chinese ; ,the Japanese do not .nie it at all, and how the for mer people acquired - the habit of indulging in it, le only less singular than their persevering in it. They consider the edible's nest as a great stimo• last, tonic, and aphrodisiac; but its best quality, perhaps, is its being perfectly harmless. The labor bestowed to render it fit for the table ;'every .er, stick, or impurity of any kind, is carefully re moved ; and then, after undergoing many washings and preparations, it is made into a soh, delicious jelly. The sale of birds' nests is a monopoly with all the governments in ;hose domintons they are found. About ttiva hundred and fifty thousand pe. cuts, at a value of one million four hundred thou. sand dollars, are annually brought to Canton These come from the islands of Java, Sumatra, Macassar, and those of the Sooloo group. Java alone sends about thirty thonsand pounds, mostly of the' first quality, estimated at seventy thousand dollars. lam indebted for much information on this curle ous article of commerce, to the captain of a Java ship, a very well informed man, trading regularly to China, who bast large quantities on board, and whose wife, a native of that country, to satisfy my curiosity, prepared a dinner, including the bird's test and the sea-slug, both of:which I partook of, and found them very palatable.—Berocastk's Yogi age to China. THE Ttocs.—Tides are the regular rising and falling of the water of the oceans They occur about every twelve rind a half hours. For six hours the water gradually rises, and flows from east towards the west, entering the mouth' of rivers, and tidying back the waters towards their source; then it seems to rest for about a quarter of an hour after which it begins to flow back again, from west to east, and after another pause of i about . fifteen minutes the sea. 'rises and flows agairdas before, and thus it contin• oes ebbing and flowing twice every twenty.five hours. , Philosophers account for these regular agitations of the waters of the ocean by the influence : of the sun and moon, hut chiefly date moon. The corn. mon theory is, that the moon by her attractions, raises the water toward her, and that, as the power of this attraction diminishes, as the distance from her increases, the water on that side of the earth, consequently rises on that aide, and, as the body of the earth is attracted more than the waters elf the opposite iide from the moon ere, It therefore moves towards the moon;.and leaves the water on the na- Idti behind, so ttiat tltey Appeir to rise as tides at the same time of those on the side nest the moon. The true ingredients of cen,ersation are truth, good Bence ; humor and wit. Violist's it Science. Horace Bastille! had "been gifted by Providence with good health, powerful intel:ect, and amiable disposition, and many other perfections, accompa stied by one single drawback. He had a distorted spine and crooked lirnba, the Consciousness of which defects prevented him from rushing into the gayety and vain dissipation which so often ensnare youth. Forsaking the flowery path of love and pleasure; he steadily pursued the rough, uphill road of diligent, persevering study. Ho wrought with ardour, and alreidy success crowned his efforts.— Doubtless bitter regrets sometime" troubled his hours of solitary study, btft he was amply consoled by the' prospect of fonune and well-eamed fame 'which lay before him. So he always appeared in society amiable and cheerful, enlivening the social circle with the salliee'of his wit and genius. He used sometimes to say, laughing—" Fair ladies rnoclt niei but I will take my revenge by obliging them to admire." One day 'a surgeon of high l / 2 rpnte met Horace, and said to him—" f can repair the wrong which nature has done you : 'profit by the late discoveries of science, arid be at the same time a great and handsome man." Horace consented. During some months be retired from society, :trill when he re-appeared, his most intimate friends could scarce ly recognise him. "Yes," said he, "it is myself: this tall, straight, well-made Mari is your friend Horace Castilla Behold the miracle which sci ence has wrought ! This metamorphosis has COO me cruel suffering. For months I lay strelehed on a species of rack, and endured the tortures of a pris oner in the Inquisition. But I bare them all, and here I am, a new creature. Now, my gay com rades, lead me whither you will; let me taste the pleasures of the world without any longer having to fear its raillery." . If the name of Herne- patine' is unspoken Among those of great Men, if ii is now sank in ob livion, _shall we not blame for this the science 1 which he so much lauded? Deeply did the young man drink of this world's poisoned springs. Fare well to study, fame, and gldy ! illsop perhaps might never-have compoied his Fables had ortho pedia been invented in his time. Horace Castillet lost not only his talents, but a large legacy destined for him by an uncle, in order to Make amends for his natural defects. His mole, seeing him no long. er deformed in body- and upright in mind, chose another heir.. After having spent the beat years of his life in idleness . and. dissipation, Horace is now poor, hopeless and miserable. He said lately to one of hie few remaining friends—" I was ignorant of the treasure I possessed. I bayoneted like' the traveler who should throw away his property in or. der to walk mere-lightly across a plain!" -. The surgeon had another deformed patient, a very clever-working mechanic, whositalenti made him rich and happy. When he was perfectly cur ed, and about to return to. his workshop, the tom scription seized him, finding him fit to serve the State. Ile was sent to Africa, and perished there in battle. A gentleman who had the reputation of being an. original thinker, could not speak without ti painful stutter a skilful operator rge.tored to him the flee, Use of his tongue, sad the world, to its astonishinent, discovered that he- Nina little better than a tool. Hesitation hail girth a sort of originality to his ills.' course. He had tiMe . to reflect before he spoke.— Stopping short in thei middle of a sentence ocz casionally a happy effect, and a -half-spoken word seemed to imply. mom than it -expressed. But when the flow. of langraage Was no longer re atmined, he began to lis!en to , hiii own commo n. place declamation with a complacency which as suredly. ‘‘as borshared by his auditors. One fine day a poor blind man was seated on the Pont-Royal in .I. 4 ,aris, waiting for alms... The pm sers-by were bestowing their money liberally, when a handsome carriage stopped near the memficanti and a celebmied oculist stepped out. He went up to the blind man, examined his eye:balls, and said —"come with me I will restore your sight." The beggar obeyed; the operation was successful and the journals of the day were filled with praises of the doctor's skill and philanthropy. The ex blind man subsisted for some time on a small sum of money which 'benefactor had given him ; and when it as spent, he returned to hie foirnet post on the - Paint-Royal. Scarcely, however, had he resumed his usual appeal, When a policeman laid his hand on him, and ordered him todesist, on pain of being taken np. "You mistake," ssiil the medicant, producing a paper ; c• here is my legal license to beg, granted by the magistrates." " Stull l" cried the official ; "this license is for a blind:min, and yon seem to enjoy excellent eight." Our hero,iitt ‘ despair, ran to theoculist's house, in tending to seek•compensationior:the doubtful bene- fit conferred on him but the man of science had gone on a tour through Grerntany. and the aggriev ed patient found himself compelled to adopt the, hard alternative, of working for his support, and abandoning the easy life of a professed beggar. Some years since there appeared on the boards of a Parisian theatre an excellent and much applaud. ed comic actor, named Samuel. Lire many a wi ser Man before him, tie fell deeply in love With a beautiful girl, and wrote to offer her his hand, heart, and his yearly - salary of 8000 trance. A fiat refusal was returned. Nor Smear rivalled his comrade, the head tragedian of the company, in his dolorous, expressions of 'despair: but when -he ilea cooled. down, he.despatched tariend, a trusty envoy, with: a commission to try .and soften the hardphearted' beauty. Alas, it was in vain! "She does not like you," said the candid am. bassador ; "she says you are ugly; thafyour eyes frighten her; and besides, she is about to be' mar. riea to a young matt whom she loves." - Fresh exclamations of despair front. Samuel. "Cowie,' 'said hie friend, rtfter Musing _for a while, "if this marriage.be, as: inspect, all a them, you may havalter yet." _ - " Explain yourself." =I MEARA GOODRICU. "You know that, not to mince the matter, you have a frightlul squint t", . • . , u I know it." , • " ...qCience mill remove that defect by an easy and almost painless operation . ." 1 . No sooner said than done. lamuel underwent the operation for strabismusoind it succeeded per fectly. His eyes were now straight and handsome,' but the marri.ige, after all, was no sham—the lady became another's, and poor Samuel was - forced to seek, for consolation in the exercise of his proles. sion. He was to appear in his best character; the r; cu ain rose, and loud hissing saluted him. - I Samuel. Where is Samuel I.' 'u We want SanOel l" was vociferated from pit and gallery.. When silence was partly restored, the actor ad- . Tensed to the- footlights, and said—" Here I am, gentlemen ; t tam Samiiel!"` ",Oat with the impostor !" was the - cry, and such a tumult arose, that the unlucky actor was forced to firfrom the stage. He lost the grotesque etprer.l sionj the comic mask. which used to set the house .in a roar ; he cculd no longer appear in his favorite characters. The operation for strabismus had chang: ed his destiny ; he was nailed foi the tragedy, and was: forced, after a time, to take the most insignifi cant parts, which barely aflordtid him a scanty sub. sistence. - , . , From' 111 act wood's Mrgazine." The liescued Crlmsnaf. A great number of persons rrho know the cele brated Dr. B—, a professor of the College of Sur geons, have often heard him !elate the following anecdote : Gne day that be procured dui bodies' Of two crid mints, haff been hung, ; tor purpose of anatomy, not being able to find the key of the die. erecting room al the moment the two subjects were brought, he ordered them to be deposited in an apartment contigucUS to his bed-mom. During the evening Dr. B— wrote and read as usual previous to retiring to rest. The clock had just struck one, and all the family slept soundly, when all at once, a dull sound proceeded from the room containing the bodies. Thinking that perhaps the Cat had been shut Op there by mistake, he went to see - what could be the cause of the or noise. What was his as tonishment, or rather his honor,on disdovering that the sack-which contained the bodies was torn asun der; and, on going nearer, he rotted that one 01 the bodies was missing! The 'doors and windows had been fastened with the greatest care, and it appeared impossible that the body could have been stolen. The good doctor appeared rather nervous on remarking this; and it was not without uneasy sensations that he began to look about him, when to his horror and amazement he perceived that the missing hotly was sitting up. right in the comet. Poor Dr. at this unexpected apparition became transfixed 'with terror, which was increas , - by observing the dead and sunken eyes of the corpse fixed upon him—wltich ever way he moved those dreadful ere 4 still followed him. The worthy doctor, more dead than alive, now beg,ati to beat a quiek, retreat without; however, los , ing sight of the objectof his (error ; he tetreated step by step, one hand' holding the candle, the othei ex ' tended in search pf -the door, which he tit length gained but thole ano escape, the spectre has lit sea and followed him, whose livid features added to the silaienese of the hour and the stillness of the night, seems. to conspiie to deprive the poor doctor of lb° little courage: he has, left; his strength fails, the candle falls from his hand and the terrible scene wi now coniplete darkness. The good doctot has, however, gained his apart ment, and thrown himself on his bed—bat the tear• ful spectre has still followed him, it has Carightlim, seizes hold of his feet with both hands., At this climax of terror the doctor loudly exclaimed, "who• ever you are, leave me!" At this moment the spec tre let go his hold, and moaned feebly these words Pity, good hangman! 'have pity on me!" The 'Rigor now discovered the mystery, and regained tittle by little his composure. Ile explained to the criminal who had so narrowly escaped death, who who he was and prepared to. call up. some of the family, " Do you, then, wish to destroy me?" exclaimed the ctimifial.," If I am discovered, my .advetitaie will become public, and I, shall be brought to the scaffold a second time. In the name of humanity, save me from death 1" The good dociar then nose and procnred a n, light he mulled his unexpected vi,qtor in 811 old dress ing-gown ;"and having made him take some m anning cordial, testified s desire to know what crime bunt* him to' the scalloiti; Hi wad a de. suer... , The good doctor did not well know what means to employ to save the poor °rewire. .Hecctuld not keep him in his house', end to turn him out would be to expose him to certain death. The only way, then, was to get him to jtie country; so having mhde him dress in seine old clothes which the thicloi selected from his wardarote, he left town early, accompanied by his protege, whom he rep.. resented as an assistant in a difficult case upon which he had been called in. *hen they had got into, the open country the wieteheil creature threw himself at the feet of his brinefaator and liberator, to whom he swore an etimial 'gratitude • anti the generous doctor having relieved his wens-by a : small sum of money, the Oateleicreature left himi with many blessings and payers forhappiness. lAbout twelve years alter this occurrence, Dr. 81--7 had occasion to,eisit Amattirdam. Having true one day to The bat*, he was accosted by a Wen dressed man—one whohad peen pointed out tti him is one of the most opulent merchants of that city. !Ike merchant asked hiin politely jibe Were not . of London, and on his answering in the ogintative, reseed hint to dine at his Immo; which the wmthy Cocter accepted. On arriving at he I=MISME Merchant's ,house, he was shown to an , elegant apartment, where a most charming woman and two lovely children welcomed him iti the' must friendly manner; which reception" surprised' him the more, coming from personelle lartnev,er ea before. After dinnei, the merchant having taken fiim in- to his counting: rpm, .seied his hand, and ha; ving presied. it with a friendly warinth, said CO . . Do you recollect mUr " No," said the doctor. . Wellohen, I rentember Ilea well, and your features will never be oblitemtedlions my menus► ry—fouto you I owe my life,, Bo you notremem • ber the poor deserter?' an leaving youi went to flolland. Writing a good hand, and being ' .a goad accountant - , I soon, obtained a situation aselerk ins merchant's office I%ly goolcondnet and tesigain. ed for me the confidence of my employer and the adectiont of his disoghter. When hi retired from bustness,.l succeeded him, and became,his law ; but without you, without your care; without your generous assistance, I should not have lived' to. enjoy so much happiness. Generalsitt I.! con sider henceforth my house, my fortune, a n myself, as wholly yours." The kind doctor was affected even to tears; and both these happy. beings Orticipated in the most delighted expression of their feelings, which were soon shared by the merchant's interesting family, Who came to join them'. isultatirms, bip the Mississppi dry with a teaspoon*-iwist your heel into the tms of your boo(-=make poet• masters perform their promises—send up fishing• hooks with balloons and fish for stars—get astride a gossamer and chase a comet—when a rain storm is coming dowa hke the cataract of Niagara, re. member where you felt your umbrella—choke a mosquito with a brick bat—in short, prove every thing hulled% considered impossible to be feasible —but never attempt to coax a woman to say she will, when she has made up her mind to say she wow. There. is an admirable partition of qualities be. tween the sexes; which the author of our being has distributed to each, with a wisdom that challenges, onr unbounded'admiration. Man is strong—two. man is beautiful. Man is daring and confident— woman is diffident and unassuming. Man is great in action—woman suffering. Man shines abroad ..-...woman at home. Man talks to convince—wo. man to persuade and please. Man has a rugged heart—womrn a soil and tender one. Man pre. ,vents misery—woman relieves. Man has science —woman taste. LoW Bintrr —Many of Our greatest men hare sprung from the humblest origin, as the lark, a hose fiest is on the ground, soars nearest to hen-. yen. Narrow circumstances are the most powerful stimulants to mental expansion, and the early frowns of fortune the best security for her final smile. A nobleman who painted remarkably well for an ' amateur, showing one of biS pittutes to Poussin, the latter exclaimed :-4 \ Your lordship only re quires a little poverty to make'you a complete ar tist" An exchange paper speaking o a aubectiber who had takeh the paper for annmberof years, and then refused to pay for it says: " lie would steal a pas sage to Heaven in a secret corner of a streak of lightning, and smuggle gold Irons the streets-of New Jerusalem to buy stumps of half penny ci gars." Mrs. Partington lately visited New York, where she saw the Rochester tappings at a hotel. The man was rapping away at the bar and there were all kinds of spites behind the counter. Carrying pellteness to excess, is said lobe raisins your hat to bow to a young lady i \ the street, and a m allowing :a ple of dirty dollars a i4a pair of socks to fall out niath the sidewalk. ' A young gentleman, in describing the eflecti of his first waits, says he thought he was ascending on a band of music. For fifteen ,minutes• he ap peared to be swimming in a sea of rose•leaves; with a blue angel. This soon changed, he says, to a delirual. of _peacock feathers, in which his brain got so much mixed up with the, low•neck frocks, musk and melody, that' he has fed on fbaca ever since. Blunt things sometimes cot best. It is no recom• mendalkm of a piper-knife that it is very sharp.— So it is not always the keenest wits that are' molt effective in life or conversation. An Irish gentlemou having a Pmall picture-room, several persons desired to see it at the same time. " Faith, gint!emen," said he, "if you all go in, it will not tumid se." There are two difficulties in life: men are dis. posed to spend more than they can anon], and to indulge to than they can endure. Tossr..,,A Dutchman being called upon kali toast, paid " Here ish to do heroes who file, plead, and died mit de patties of Punkerililt—of whom lam one!" Drank standing VOTES TOIL AERONATJTS.....Take care that the cont. panions of your aerial voyage are good natured fel• lows, as the worst thing that can happen to people in a balloon is to fall out. Juticious lovzsistcot.—A certain enterprising' capitalist &night the Vestiges of Crtegion, because he had heard it contained some deep speculations. Some slandering bachelor says it is Inch joy, when you first get married, b ' is more fairy st# ter s year or so. ••••••.• It i 3: with old bachelors as wit old wood. 'lt is hsr.l to get them started, but when they delete flarue„ they burn prodigiously. ' PRE Effil er* mmig