ME TaSZEIN Zito- TOWANfIA: Eiaturbap ittortOng, 24rit 19, 1851. ttrrttir, WHY THIS LONO.INOt UT CUkULU XLCXAT. Why:this longing, clay-clad spirit I Why this fluttering of thy wings !• Why this witting to discover , • Bidden and transcendant things! Be contented the prison, Thy capiivity.shall cease— Taste the good thit smiles before thee; Restless spirit bo at pests; With the roar of wintry totes's; With the thunder's crash and roll, With the rush of stormy"water,- . Thou wouldst syntimthise, 0 soul Thou wouldst ask them mighty questions In a language of their own, Untranslatable to mortals, Yet not utterly unknown. Thou mouldst fathom Life and Being, Thou wculdst see through birth and death Than wonldst solve the eternal riddle— , Thou a speck, a ray, a breath, Thou wouldst look at stars and systems,. As if Thou couldst uhderstand All the harmonies of Natdrei Struck by an Aimighty hand. . , With thy feeble logic, tracing, Upward fromsfifect to cause,': Thou art foiled by Nature's barriers. And the limits of her law; lie.t peace, thou strbigling.spirits, , Great Eternity denies The unfolding of its secrets In the circle of thine eyes& „ . be contented with thy freedotri-A Dawning is not perfect .day There are truths thou parist not fathord, Swaddled in th' robes of clay.• iiet.t in hope that if thymircle, • Grow not wider here in .Tithe.' God's Eternity shalegive diee: Power of vision more sublime. Clogged and bedded in the darkness, . Little germ abide thine hour, Thou'tt expand in proper reason; Into: blossom, into flower, hum* faith alone becomes thee e . In the gloom where thou art lain; Bright is fhe appointha future: Wait--thott shalt not wait in vaid: Cease thy struggling, feeble Spirit ,iirret not at thy prison bars; Never shall thy mortal Oblong Make the circuit of the stars, Here on Earth are duties foi Suited to thine,earailk scope; Beek them, thou Imniottal God is with thee—work in hope. fkrtrk from tiOlorti. Pam Loosing's Pictorial Book of the Revolcaion. TRUE STOUT OF JANE 11PCILEA. "The first \iilace of heroic interest that we visited at Fort Ed‘Vard, , wa4 the venerable and blasted pine tree,. near which, tradition asserts, the tinier- unate Jane M'Crea lost her life while General Bur- L:hyne had, his encampment near Sandy Hill. It star.ds upon the West side of the road leading from Fort Edward to Sandy Hill, and about half a mile tram the canal lock in the former village. The , tree et hibited unaccountable signs of decadence br several years, and when. we visited it, it was shapeless and berm: - Its top was torn off by a No vember wind, and almost every Meese diminished is size by scattering its decayed twigs. The trunk 14 about five feel in 'diameter, and.; upon the bark Is engraved in bold letters, " Jane M'Crea, 1777." The names of many ambitions visitors, are intalioed upon it, and reminded me-of the line—" Run, run, Orlando, carve on every tree." to a few years this , free, around which history and romance have clus tered so many associations, will crumble and pass away forever., . The sad story of the unfortunate girl is so inter woven in our history that it has become a compoi, :,petit part; Ann it is told with so many variations, 'in essential and non-essential particulars, that much of the narrative we'have is evidently pare fiction; a simple tale of Indian abduction, resulting in death, having its cotinlerpalt in a hundred like occurren req, has been garnished with all the high colonng of a rbiefintia love story. It seems a pity to spoil the romance at the matter, but truth always makes sad hasied with the IrosNwork of imagination, 'and sternly demands the homage of the historian's pen t All accounts agree that Miss M'Crea *as staying at the (louse of Mrs. McNeil, near-the Fort, at the 'time of the tragedy. A grand daughter of ,Mrs. McNeil, (Mrs. F---=n is now living at Fort Ed ward) anilfirom herl reteilied'a minute account of the whole transaction, and as she heard it a "thou sand times'? from her grandmother. She is • a wo- Aan of remarkable intelligence,' abouteixty years 'old. When Ins at Fort FdWard .she was Ono 'IQ with her sister at.Vilea's. Falls. It had been my intention tp go direct to Whitehallion Lake. Champlain by the way of 11Fort Ann, brit the traii tlonary 'accounts in the neiihborhood, or the event H I question, were so contradictory of the books, and I received such • assurance that, perfect relianee night be placed upon the, staternentsot Mo. that anxious to ascertain the truth of the.matter, Possible, we went to Lake Champlain by the way ~Sf Glen's Falls and lake George. After consider table search at the fails, I found Mis. F—n, and the rolkkving are her relation of the tragedy at Fort Edward :-- . . Jane M'Crea Was the ilanghter of a SCOtch:pres., bite*, clergyman of New Jersey, Q ity, opposite New Ark ; while Mrs. McNeil (then the sripi of the former husband/named Campbell) was then residi tit in, New York City, an acqtiannarice and cy intima .had , grown up between Jenny, ena - her daughter. After the death of Campbell, (Which occurred at 'Eel) Mrs. Campbell married : hlcNeiP HA, ton, died at sea f ood . sbe removed withLher family to an Owrietlbx him atlonV.divaril! gCrei who was a widower, died, and: Jane I , , r•;;' , ^: •• .' -' 17 • ' •;', - : ...- _ ~.,:•.•, ' : -•.•.' - ;• ' • " •••• -t. • -,,;,.. • . t. 6. • -t, ......•' • • • ' ~.: :„; : , , '.I '; • ' . '': ' 1- ': . ' '.' '' ''' . ' ''' ' . , , - ~ ..• t;„'••... ..';' • Pl. ;.? ;..4.,. - .. ,•. •., ; . 4. .” ;'. ~ i • - 1.. ..• i .. , ,,,i- . „. I , tl'• . - ' . , ..• ... . • i ;.• , k-, •• r ~. .. ) .: -,-.)- , ' , ~, ,r' r'• ":,: . _ , ..„ t t-, , 1 .. , . ... I , • . v , . . , , • e t to live With her brother, near Fort Edward, • h re the intimacy of former years'with Mrs Me• e 1 and her daughter Was renewed i ,and-Jenny p , nt much of her• time at Mrs. McNeil's !louse.— r her brot!ler'a lived a family'Sarned Jones, o• ing of a widow and six sonspand between e ny and David zones, a gay young man, iffeeling rieudship budded and• ripened into reciprocal o e. *hen the war broke out, the ionises took royal side of the (ligation, and David and his .ther Jonathan went to Canada in the atiteinn - of 8. Th ey raised a company Of about Sixty Men, er pretext of reinforcing the American garrison Ticonderoga, but , they went further down the i i .es and joined the British garrison at Crown : • int. When Burgoyne collected his fortes at St. o A at the foot of Lake Champlain, David and o 1 athan were among them. Jonathan was made ptain and David Lieutenant in the division tin ' t General Fraser, and at the lime in question, they •re with the British army near Sandy Bill. Thus a all accounts nearly agree. The brother of Jenny was a Whig, and he pm: • red to move to Albany; but Mrs. McNeil, who • - - a cousin of Samuel Fraser, (killed at Siitlwa. ) was a'staunch loyalist, and intended to remain Fort Edward. When the British were near, Jen • was at Mrs. McNeil's, and lingered there - •en after repeated solicitations of her brothel° 6 tr i un to his house, five miles down the river, to P , ready , to flee' when necessity should compel. A 0. g int hope that she mighlmeet her lover, doubtless, as the secret of her tarrying. At last her brother nt her a peremptory order for he i r to join him, td she promised to gO doen in a large batteau hich was expected to leave with several families the following day. i. . Early the next wanting a black servant boy be , longing to. Mrs. McNeil, espied some Indians stealthily approaching the house, and giving an alarm. fled to the fort, about eighty rods distant.— Miss McNeil, the young friend of Jenny, and mo• ler of my informant, was with some friends in Acute, and the family only consisted of the wig dow, Jermy and two small children, and a black (mate servant. As usual at that - time, the kitchen stood .a few feet from the house ; and when the alarm - was given the black woman snatched ap children, fled to the kitchen, and retreated, through a trap-door to•the cellar, Mrs. McNeil rind Jenny follqwed, but the former 'being aged and corpulent, and the latter young and agile, Jenny reached the imp-door first. Before Mrs. McNeil could fully de scend, the Indians were in the house,/and a pow erful savage seized her by the hair and dragged her up. Another went into the cellar and brought out Jenny, but the black face of the negro was rot keit in the dark, and she and the children remain ed unharmed; With the twO *Omen the savages started off on the road to Sandy Hill; to: Burgoyne's tamp; and when they came to the foot of the ascent on which the pine tree stands, where the road finked, they caught two horses that !herb grazing, find attempt ed to place the prisoners upon ahem. Mrs. McNeil was to heavy' to be lifted mi the horse easily, and as she signified by signs that she conk! not ride, two Indians took her by the arms and hurried her LIP the road and over the hill, while the others with Jenny on the horse, went along the road running west of the tree. The negro boy who ran to the fort gave the alarm, and a small getachment was immediately sent Gut to effect a rescue.. They fired several vollies at the Indians - , but the savages escaped unharmed. Mrs. ,McNeil said that the Indians, who were berrying her up the hill, seemed to watch the flash of the guns, and several times threw her upon her face, at the same time instantly falling down themselves ) and site distinctly heard the balls whistle above ;hem. ' When they got above the second bill (rem the village the firing ceased ; they then stopped, strip ped her of all her garMents except her chemise, and in that plight led her into the British camp.— There she met her kinsman, General Fraser, and reproached him bitterly for sending his ((scoundrel Indians" alter her, He denied all knowledge of her befog away from the city of New York ; and took every pains to make her comfortable. She was so. large that not a woman in the camp had a go*n dig enough for her, so Fraier lent her his camp coat for a garment, and a pocket handker. chief as a substitute for her stolen cap. Very soon after Mrs. McNeil was taken into the British Camp, two parties of the Indians atrived with scalps. ,the at once recogniied the glossy hair of Jenny,* and though: shuddering with hor ror, boldly charged the savages with her murder,- *hictf they stoutly denied. They 'averred that while hurrying her along the toad on horsehaek,' near the spring, west of the pit.e.tree, a bullet-from the American guns r intenOtl ;tut ; them;• ,mortally wounded the poor girl, and she fell from the horse. Sore of losin;_a_prisoner . 4 death; .they took_ her scalp as the next best thing for them to do, and that they bore it in triumph to the camp, to obtain the promised reward for such trophies, . Mrs. McNeil always believed the story of the In dians to be true, for she knewjthat they Were upon by the detachment froartho fort, and!rt was farrnoreto their .interest to'carry a prisoner scalp to the 'British, commander the price for the former being much greater. In. fact, the Indians were so restricted by Burgoyne's humane instruc tions respecting the taking of scalps, that their chief iol'eitutle was to bring a prisoner alive and unhand., ed into the camp. And the• probability that Miss WCrea was killed as they alleged is strengthened by the fact that they took the corpulent Mrs. McNeil, with much fatigue and diflicalty, uninjured to the pritish lines, While Miss M'Crea, quite light and already on horseback minbt have been carried ell with fir gpater ease. pit was of extreonlitinry lenttltatal beauty Ineitsbriniu yard arid ,itttilcii ;slte.tAlis.tienalsont twenty years old, and a Tery lovelynprl; tfot lovely in beauty, , but so lovely in tlitptr• tato& Ito graceful In mannersould so intelligent to features, tliatelte . was u. favorite of all oftio knew her, , rt.. _ .. ... _. < ._.~..._._ _ .... ~_.,,,.._, ~._ EINE PUBLISHED EVERY ,SATURDAY, TOWANDA, BRADFORD COUNTY, PA., BY E. WHAM GOODRICH. It artut knot in camp that Licut: Jonai was.lo I=M;;MMMEM:= " "Rom kiv, irearra. trothed telenny, and the storygot abroad that he had sent the. Indians for her, - that they quarreled on the way respectibg the reward he had offered, rend murdered Dir to settle the dispute high toucher' ais it Went from one narrator to anoth er, the sad tale became a tale of the darkest horror' and produced a deep at Wide4pread indignation. This writ heightenett bY rt published letter from ages to Burgoyne, charging him with allowing the Indians to butcher with impunity defenceless leo. iifen and chihlren. 'I Upivards of one hundred then, welded and :Children? said Gates, "have perished by the hands of the ruffians, to whom it is asserted, you have paid the price of blood." Bur goyne flatly denied, this assertion, and declared Mt the ease'ol Jane McCrea was the , only act of Indian Cruelty of which he was ailhat time inform formed. His information must have been exceed ingly limited, for on the same day when Jenny lost her life, a party of savages murdered thii whole family of John Allen, of Argyle, consisting of him eelf,,his wile, three children, a sister-in-law and three negroes. 'The daughter of Mrs. M'Neit, al= ready mentioned, Was then at the house of Mr. Al. len's Lather-in-law, Mr. Gilmer, who, as well as Mr. Aflen:was a tory. Both were afraid of the savages nevertheless, and were - preparing to flee to Albany. On the morning of the massacre a young er daughter of Mr. Gilmer went to assist Mrs. Allen in preparing to move. Not returning When expect. eklier father sent a negro boy to hunt for her. He soon returned screaming, "They are all dead , — father, mit, young minas, and all !" It was too true . at morning, while the family were at breakfast, the 'lndians burst In upon. them and slaughtered every one, Mr. Gilmer and his fami lyteftin great haste for Fort Edward, breproceed ed very cautiously for fear of' the savages. When near amino, and creeping wearily along a ravine, they discovered a portion of the very party who ;had plundered Mrs. Neil's house in the morning. They had emptied the straw from the beds and fill ed the ticks with stolen articles. Mrs. M'Neil's daughter; who accompanied the Ingitive family, saw her mother's looking-glass tied upon the back of one of the savages. They succeeded in reach ing the fort in safety. Burgoyne must soon have forgotten this event, 1 and . the alarm among the loyalists because of the murder of a tory and his family; forgotten how they flocked to his camp for protection, and Fraser's remark to the frightened loyalists. u It is a con• quered country, and we must mink at these things ;" and his own positive enlace the Indians not to molest those having protection, caused many 01 them to leave him and return to their hunting grounds on the St. Lawrence. It was all dark and dreadful, and Burgoyne was willing to retreat be hind a false assertion, to escape the perils which were to grow out of an admission of half the truth of Gates' letter. The letter as Sparks justly remarks was more ornate than forcible, and abounded more in bad taste than simplicity and pathos ; yet it was suited to the feelings of the moment, and produced a Hyde expression in every part of America. Burke, in the exercise of all his glowing eloquence used the story with powerful effect in the British House of Commons, and made the drer d ful tale familiar throughout all Europe. Burgoyne, Who was at Fort Ann, instituted an inquiry into the 'matter. lie summoned the Indi: any to council, and demanded the surrender of the man who bore off the scalp, to be punished as a murderer. Lieut. Janes denied all knowledge of the matter, and utterly disclaimed any participation in Me sending of a letter to Jenny, or of an Indian, escort to bruig her to camp. He had no motive for so doing, for the American -army was then retreat ing ; small guard only Was at Fort Edward, .and in a day or two the British would have full posses sion of that fort, when hb Could have a personal in ttiview with her. Burgoyne instigated by motives of policy rather t hart by judgment and inclination, pardoned the savage who scalped poor Jenny, fear ing that the total defection of the Indians would lie the . result of his punishment. -t• Lieut. Jones, chilled with honor and broken in spirit by the event, tendered a resignation of his Commission, but it wits refused. He purchased the scalp orhis Jenny; and with his elienshed memen tosieserted With his brother, before they reached Saratoga, and retired to Canada. Various accounts have been given respecting the subsequent fate of Lieut. Jones. Sorel, assert 'that, perfectly' despe rate and careless of life, he rushed into the thickest of, the battle of Bemis's Heights, and was slain ; while others alleged that he died within three years af &ward heart-btoken and insane, Bot neither as sert-lOn is true. While searching for Mrs. F—n, among her fOndi at Gienie.s,Falts, Loaded at the !Mose of Judge 11,--s, whose lady is related by marriage to the Joneses. Her aunt married a broth. er of Lieut. Jones, and she often . .heard this lady Teak Of him. He lived in ,Canada lobe nn old man,rirul died but a few seats ado. The death of Jenny was a heavy blow and he never recovered ' from it. In , youth be was exceedinly gartulous but alter that terrible *Arent, he was melancholy and taciturn. Ho never married, and 'avoided so ciety as mhch as business went& perrnit. 'reward the close ofJely.in every year, when the anniver sary ef the traggilyapproacbed he would shut him self in his room anit refused the eight of every one ; and at all times his friends nitrated any reference to the Revolution in his presence. At the time of this event. the American army, under 'Gen. Schuyler,_ was encamped at Morse's creek,,five miles beloW Fort Edward. One of its two divisions was placed under the command of Arnold, who hart justreachal the 'army: His di vision-included. the rear-guard at Left the. fort. ' A picket-guard of 100 men; under the command of Lieuteriant,Van Vechlen, Wa.setationed on the hill a little-north of the pine tree; and at the moment when the house of MO. M'lsic ; il was , attacked and pinedered, und herself rtnifli -, eny %veil carried off, ok!:e,r. paiAies of Indians ; beloeghtg to she swim ex. .peditioni came Walling t .rough.the woods from dif remit points, and fall upon the Arnericaus. Lieut. MMNI)MFM Van Vechten and several others . were killed, and their scalps bore oft; Theielgalies, with ,Jennyi were 'found by the party:that were :sent cot ~rram the fort in pttrsuit. She and the:officers-were lying near together, close by the spring already mentions ell, aid only a few feet from the pine tree. they were stripped of clothing, for, that was the chief ie. centive of the savages to war. They were borne immediately to the fon, which the Americans im mediately evacuated, and Jane did indeed go down the, river in the batteau m.which she bad intended to embark,,but not glowing with life and beauty,. to where she was expected by her fond brother. With mach grief he took charge, Of her - Mutilated corpse, which was buried at the same place with that 01 . the Lieutenant, on the west bank ol the Hudson, near the mouth of a small creek, about three miles below Fort Edward. Mrs. M'Neil lived many years, and was buried in a small village vemetry, very near the, ruins of tho fort. le the summer of 1818 the remains of Jenny were taken up and deposited in the. 'same grave yard with her. They. were lollovred by :a long train of young men and maidens, and .the fu neral ceremonies were conducted by the eloquent but unfortunate Hooper CumMings, of Albany, 'at that time a brilliant light in the American pulpit, but destined, like a glowing meteor, to go down_ in .41arkness and gloom. Many who were then young, have-a vivid recollection of the pathet ic discourse of that gifted man, who on that *a 'ion g , made all Fort Edward weep," as he ated anew that sorrowfapictum of the immolation of youth and innocence upon the horrid altar of witr. A plain white marble slab, with a simple inscrip tion, Jane McCrea, marksthe spot of her interment• Not far from the same spot is an antique, brown stone slab, erected to the memory of Duncan Camp bell, a relative of Mrs. M'Neil's first husband, who was mortally wounded at Ticondt)rma in 1758. peveral others of the same name - lie Mar, mere bers of the family \ of Donald Campbell, a brave Scotchman who was witic Montgomery at the stor ming of Quebec in 1775. The Three Degrees of Masourt. As an entered apprentice, a lesson of humility and contempt of worldly riches and earthly gran= doer, is impressed upon his mind by symboliccer• tummies, too important in their characters ever to be forgotten. The beauty and holiness of charity are depicted in mmblematic modes, stronger and more lasting than mere language can express, d the neophyte is directed to lay a comer stone of vit% toe, and purity, upon Which he is charged to , erect a Superstructure, alike honorable to himself and the fraternity of which he is _hereafter to compose a part. . In the degree of entered apprentice every ems blematic ceremony is directed to the illustration) of the heart; in that of the fellow craft, to the en largement 01 the mind. Already clothed ;in the white garment of innocence, the advancing candi• date is now invested with the deep and unalterable truths of science. At length he passes the porch of the Temple, and in his progress . to the middle chamber, is taught the ancient and unerring molt ed of distinguishing a friend from a foe. But it is not until the thir - d or master's rank is reached by arduous labor, by study and by worthy conduct, that the full undimmed eflulg,ence of ma sonry lights upon the enraptured vision. In this, which iN the Perfection of symbolie masonry, the purest of truths are unveiled amid the sublime cer emonies—None but he who has visi'ed the holy of holies, and traielled in the road to peril, can have any conception of the mysteries unfolded in this degree. Its solemn observance diffuses a sacred awe and inculcates a lesson of religionsiruth, and , it is not until the neophyte has readied this sum mit of our rural, that he exclaimed with joyful ac cent, in the language of the,sage of old EutAa, Eureka I have found at last the long sought treas ure" In the language of the learned Hutchinson, somewhat enlarged in its allusion, the master ma son is a man under the doctrine of love ; saved from the grave of iniquity, and raised to the faith of salvation. Asti:meta Trt.—We recently mentioned that we had made a trial of some Brazilian tea, which we found equal t 4 the best from lrhinti. The ex periment remains to be tried whether Brazil Can furnish It as Cheaply as the Celestial Empire. In the mean time Dr. Unita Smith it trying how far the climate of the United States ii propitious fettle growth of the plant In teietdatimmunication lie imp., that not one of his plants.were lost during last winter, thoughtmow of severatinohes ht depth lay upon them: Tbey are all well groWn, and finely expanded, and he thinks permanantly established The expense of the culture httbelieves will be less in the thtiteLLStates, than at Liturgist. They have no railroads in China, and the cost oftransportation of its tea over bad roadd; sante of it oh the backs of men; SOO of 1000 Miles on an aveite, is eqUal td atimit one-eighth dila table at the plebe of produc tion. The Chinese and Hindoo live cheaply ; and work for small - wages. They perform much 'legs labor in a day than a negro'.well fed 'on the most substantial food; coin brerul' and bacon. Taking therefore the greatet value of a day's work in America, the diminutiog ia . treight, antl,die cheap ness and despatch of transportation pm cur rail roads, the r eonclusion oflhe Doeter iy.thattea is to become a staple product of the United Status. The experiment is worth trying; end Dr. Smith, in pot tinethe example, has evinced a degree of enter. Prise which is worth . ). of praise. liibiTS To Tilt trLiv..x.:—Dcei always beheye young lady is in.love with you, because she accepts , all your presents with a smile anda " thank you." Girls are like yotrng horses'in that reapeci—remain i ig so long as there is . draersel• in the measure, and thee, .unless. you have.the bridal in your hand, tur ning about and kicking their heels at you.--Ei - pc- Tierra.. • ==M=2 MEE ~-~r ~~eat^r.,~v~.ck~~'.~ »'.'..,^~~^~4s%<" — » ~!s~e~+'~.ax; - - .ees-.a~::~s:, :.. y : '~-n'2:r_<.0...... _ ...~-......%~.. t"F = ,~ - , "~~~„?~ 11,fi5tetantan btonirnAcror "THE Alas"—Mrs. Parting. ail, that when she was a gal,-she ,Used fto go penile, and always had a beau to eirtort her hom Efut now ) .she says,- the gals undergo ail such d clivitietry the task to extort them ristiohrife on th own selves. The old lady drew down hbr spec and thanked she stars that she had lived in of days„ . when lnen awn mom: palpabio, in deer- (mg the wonh of the female sex. • I “ Mother,” said James, it what is the meani of donation ? Ye% have been° preparing, all t week for the donation party, and 1 want to kn.' .what it means." " Why, Jimmy," said Johnny, "don't yoti knew whit donation meant'', do—do means the cake •and seam) Means the people, and they carry et4te to dim:Moister, and the people go there and emit." James was delighted. Jost see what an editor can) do by way of a blesiing for a man wno sent him a barrel of floor: ii May the barrel of his life's M*o6l, neer weigh:deo. than one hundred turd aim:l:ix poa . Pi 4 1 and may the wile he has yet to Ink to himself; be like the floor he 'sent ns, sweet, pare, and ape to make the i!esc r o.k6reacr, mid in all respects exile ,family. c ,,,,, ~__., 4 Darkness reigned around ; the gioorals Gies Was shrouded with a melancholy smile, while thebride's face was dark and' gloomy ; the clergynian was equally dark and dreary—.and t no Wonder, for ihey , were all darkies Lay it flown as a role, never to white,: not irriany way. show approval.nor meniment, at any trait in a child which yon should not wish to grow. will his growth, and strengethen with his strength. , A clear stream reflects all objects that are tl i pon its spate, but is unsullied by them ; so it shou ld be with our hearts—they should show the effect A?! all objiAms,antl yet remain unharmed by any. i t It is chanusterigtic Of a little mind to be shocked and revolted from &ierittg ad the discovery of Their faults; this shows as little selfacquaintance las it does Want of general ;knowledge. Too SMART VOIR H 611.-" Won't yon take hor of this poor apple 7" said a pretty damsel to .a Bitty swain. a No, I thank yOu ; I would prefer a kilter halfl" Eliza blushed and referred him to her oapa. A °gas Drcernew.--A gentleman having lent a guinea for two or three days to a person t hose promise he hail not ;much faith in, was very ranch surprised-to find that he punctually kept hiss word with him ; the gentleman being sometime after: ward desirous of bitgaswing the like sum,' No," said the other, " you hails deceived me/ o nce, ; and I atn resolved you shan't do it th e 4econd time." I ; lama AistsnTissue:rt.—Missing, from iKillar ney, Lane O'F ,csmerty ; she had in her arms pre babies and a gueresney cow, all black, %rah red hair, and tortoise shell combs behind her ess, and large black spots all down her back, which Squints awfully. : • Air Evasive AriOeu.-0 Don't yon get devil( now and then?" asked the Mayor of a wiiness— " No, your honori not often, to my knowkdire," an• swered the min. CAPITAL BUSLICI/01....4110 m i st ffowuhin profea' sione can turn ones hand to in the present I day, is mearnenem - • -Ow Peort.e.—•Dickens bats, remdving pao. ple is like removlog old ti es—they neveriseem to take to the new soil. Flamm. Dirrtilnair.—Putting a btistr on a hedge-hog, An old a that of. all no lemn hours h :Cupted p going home ono dark night, from the widow Iktan's, af ter being told by her daughter Sally, that be neert eat come agailb, 'craft the most, no. When ti child •it born in Java, if Vareno are naz i fives, the father rititetliateiy plants a Cteowtree, which, adding . a Circle every year to itb Irk, indi cates.thaage of the tree, and therefore; thkt : of the child, who: In consequence, regards the !tt.CIS with affection ail the dtafdof its ' Coat rote Liituta.—A fliitisti paper, says that a ratriti4ndepiptiatic, reeitat of talallow ing pathetic nar4ativels an infalliblecor far lisp. ing:— , l Hobbs nests Snobby aiuf 1 Ribbr ; bobs to Shobbi dnd,flobtls; flobbs nobs with SOobbs and nibs Saab's fobs. This is, sis'NOtikr4i+Orse for Flabb's jobs, antinabbssobs." f = Bta 'romantint Yankee, was one evening Seated in a trafttoem py acenntry tavern in Canal wheter*Yert aseeinblid several old oonntrymen I thsetising various maths Connec ted vvith the " Omits and eirenmstat&eslif tVar."— in the eofirde of Ihis remaaks, one of, diem stated that the fit itish government possessed ihe.. largest cannon in the wortilz. - -und gait, the dintbitsions of one ha; had seeni. ' • . Joe'S Yankeelptide would not allow Arita to let such an assertion pass uneontradieted. • • Ai NM, gentlemen.," said he i 1, I won't deny il i a,' is a fair sited eantton T bitt you are aided; mistaken in supposing it to he named the same Minute with Otte . of our Yankee guns which I saw . in Chaalee town fast year. Jupiter ! that was a cannon. Why sir,* was so.infernally large, Mantle soldiers were obliged to employ a - Note: oxen to draw in the ball Et Tate deuce they were , ' ? exclainiea.one. of the heareissovith a smile of trintnph,.,Ppray can you tell haW they-got the oxen "nut atinitir • litti , ;•vott tool," 'titer - net . I f74c . y ni; ek,cd, a 3 cm 20 drosec'em throvls the touch /4'o-1A" ■ l- Singular MarrMae. There is.no newspaper in tlieiiiiintry vrbieh teller a story with abetter grace than the New, ,OrlitieS Picayane,•and seldom has it teldalitatei one 14d. in recording an incident Which lately occurred-in those '"Aiggingif." - Some threirthoethei'ago, the steamer Lafayette wason her passage from Louis vine io the Crescent thy: The &tat Was crowded with ladies and , gentlemen from every portion of the CClllntry; some on pleasure excursion's, others on busk:mt. Itvery pith of_the torn was Ailed , passengers, and especially the buries' cabin—civet) , state Mom and berth being occupied. A merrier party never rode the Father of Waters. Nothing out of the usual routine 'waned. during the first two or three days. Every evenft3g,. as, is amnion litiNita bound for Me sanity South, caid' pia,- ing and tripping tho light fantastic toe,wasof cowed die order of the progratitrob. , About six o'clock on the evening of ths„fornth day, a Ingrid light was discovered waving 40 anti fro cat a distant Arne. The boat soon „rounded ,to, and an individual enveloped in a cloak, 'steppeden board.. tYor passenger proved to be a maideutady of seine ,thirty .aurnmers., Where shall we stow herd was now the ry. The berths being all taken, the : Clerk Was oblige''r to give her a state-room in the Oaths.; man's Cabin, near the ladies' saloon, which Ives occupied by a tl4l, lank countryman, on big way south with a Cargo of notions: tie being cia,,the hurriCane deck at the time, was not aware.** ha Would have togive up his quarters toe female ;ihe Otriennt of 111 . 6 b , hatify some (petal*, failed soap= price of tbls new feature.. The deneing having ceased; " the smaller haunt" being at hand, all no retired to their, state-rocatt.; *Rh the rest out unseSpecting maiden friend-75hp turned into the foyer berth of the . room,.wbrititiat friend, the coirotrymea, p•as fat asleep in the up: per, doubtless dreaming of the dimes he expected to pick up on his speculation. Next morning, the bull annorfnced breakfast; our maiden friend prepared to rise--vtiert lb.( a pair of thick boots and a great lot of tunienitonar files greeted hpr eyes I At that moment our country friend opened ,his peepers. A lot of female apparel w4S dr° first thing that met his:horrified vision. The truth flash ed across his mind! he 14t1 got unto the wrong box, perhaps ; but that could not be, as his duttkwtre where he had placed them several Both ts'ere fairly caught ! who shall make the fins"! more ? _ After much hesitation oar Mend in the tippet berth ventured to look below. A pair - of eyes stat ed him in the face! After playing ceregidal genie • of rr bo peep" for some time, oar country friend; with all the gallantry of a gr.ntlemittr; so,ggested the propriety of just covering her eyes tot a rinothent; Omit he Flipped on his anexpressiblei. the did so; and he vamcised like smoke. His first business, was to find the clerk who had placed him in such a ridiculous fix. Apologies were made, and a hearty laugh enjoyed at his expense. He nor! agreed to treat all hands it the passengers would keep cool F.very one noticed that Jondthan paid his friend great attention dering the whole trip: Some heard him tell her hi! prospects•in On the arrival trf the boat in New Weans, the parties were seen Wending their way along one of the principal streetti, enquiring for a Magistrate?* ofand tf theft> ever rfall a ease of lovb at first sight, this must have been one. ORIGIN OF MURINIIIGNIION.-...il will appear Mr the lollowing, statement that the Eizyptian practice ot . , embalming was renderedindispensable by a physical necessity. - The Nile annually coveted for tour months almost alt the'cultivated parts of .F.,,ffypt, Therefore was it necessary to place the towni sniff villages upon elevated spots. Emt, in the days of her prosperity, with a territory. of 2250 -equate leagues, contained 622 e persons on each. Of this nuttlfter about 350,e00 diederuntally. Their eorps , vies must be'disposed of, either by interment Or burr , ing. If buried, either neat the towns, or -in "bassir soots which were annually oilerflowed by the Nile, by their decomposition, the air woOld be rendered noxiona, and, probably, engender disease. As' fat • barning,fide was rendered impossible by the of fuel. An easier pieces was opened to ;thee Egyptians. That fine country *3.4 eakhled with small lakes of nairon (sub , carbonale of-sode,)•and as that salt possesses the , property of preserving animal substauces.from putrefaction; it was naves rally ; used to a great degree ea d Mei:Lusa eimbahns • ing (Una: bodies. • - . r I= 'COOPER ANT)JENNY following„Alicrrk how near an Alabama editor tattle to bearingjerturl Lind. Hooper is the maul.; !" Out: DIsTR.E.S.4.—We went to-henr Jenny . iilhtF4 sing. lenhe deepest welt of dflr heart wo envied,. the celestrl vadalistn: AetnrdlrJy me platted tart week, detertnined td "de rat die.i' /We got-.to Cumumi-Imek the train-7;•whifled down scr4dont. , gomery--everhhlng tended to exeiteiftent:- 'Cow ri on the track—Ate if a ectillisiun derstary.the.•traltv and send us to the harmonies above, before we are prepared by Jenny Lind to hear the:llft Arrived in Montgomery.-=waited for friend, and all . of a.etnk den, our money. " gin right out." lmmediatety ",borried" rut,X and returned- righthorne again to the Tribune, " what . " we ere prepared to doedver...„ tislng and.reepive setu.- - eriptions ou mere favorable,,, terms than before." _A gentleman is describing - *be absurdity of nfatt dancilfg !ha Po:ka, apptopriately said, that it appeared as if the individual- had a hole Its his pocket, and was vainly endeavothig. l to shake , it 11,(11V11 11,0 it'g of his trowmus. • . .• Tile ".Persimmon County "debasing clnb, 4:4.: Indiana Aro Aletiating the 'question : WWI la the 1 proudest, with het: first Witt, or • a %vomit' ~ with her lirit batiy ,„„ - , ifa 1111 EZIN MEI MU MI b ,t ~~. _. . MIMMit NMI i' ~. li 11