IMM M , /UNI:M-20 TOW ANDA: tikbagebag AantingiAivember 1041. fRATt RN *fr Virbat though the crowds who about the wand, Pervert the meaning it should bear. And feel their hearts with hatred stirred. Even while their plaudits load the air; Yet shall not we, thou mighty Tastrawr, Despair thy triumph yet to see. To doubt the good, that shall be wrought In thy greatisgme, Faseuisttr. By prophets told, by psalmists song. . Preached on the Mount by lips sublime, The theme of every sage's tongue. For twice a thousand yearteof time; What happy progress bast thou made, Whit bliss tr man has Bowed from *eel What war and bloodshed bast thou mayedl What peace Manned t Famraawrry. Alas. the years have failed to teach the obvious lesions to mankind; A myriad preachero.failed to preach Cotiviction to the deaf and blind. Still do *e rush to furious war. Still to the slaver bend the knee, And still. most Chtistian as we are, Forget thy name, rawrzsares. And shall we, crammed with mutual hates, tiespise our neighbor for a Bawl And sneer because he,lsrouittlgates Before be understands 'thy law 1 No ! let us hail the word of tiiight, Breathed by a nation of . the free; Thy recognition is a light— Thy name a faith, Fasorzairrrr. th. preacher may belieNhis creed.- But still the truth preservel its flame ; The sage may do a foolish deed. Yet wisdom shares not in his start*. But scorning hashed-:-be civil dumb— Whatever evils men may see. We'll look fur blessing yet to come In thy great immerFaAwsaarra.. (nun Goileysl Lady's Book.) A NOVEL TEST. IT A COUNTRY ICIRYOR. ''... " tvery man," saye Burke; '« his hie price." There is a great deal Wore intolved in this than is generally supposed ; and hundreds who indiikint- ry reject it as a libel on human more, show, al mo=t daily, that they have their price. The senti ment just quoted is most commonly understood to mean, that there is a certain monepeonsidergion, • by which every man may be tempted into a viola tion of hnnut and honesty. Butt this is only its most palpable and grossest signification j and, thus interpreted, it well not bear a universal application, Hundreds and thousands, who ate constantly giv ing evidence, in one form or another, that they have their price, world reject, with indignation, any attempt to bribe them from noggin), no matter bow large the consideration offered. What then does it mean! is asked. Simply, that every man, by nature, has an- evil. will; and that there is some form of temptatioWertich, as an easily besetting sin, will draw him aside from a just regard to his neighbor's rights etaleis he balm fified by a true religious principle formed in his mind after be bad attained the age * of rationality and freedom. And it is not speaking too brildly to say, that no man reaches the age of rational free. don, without, in something small or great, being drawn aside into acts that were not . just td others. In proof thereof, let every man examine his own We. Beyond this, no evidence is asked to sub stantiate the position that every man .bas his price. One will yield a point of principle, in order to se cure some trifling advantage. Another will speak ill of his neighbor, from the fact that it makes him. feel pleasant to do so—the pleasurable feeling is his price. Another, whose love of reputation, or desire to have the credit of being a truly ilboesi man, in order to forward his interests, leads him to strict rectitude before the world, will withold a 'six pence or shilling of the full amount really due to a porter, coal-beaver, wood-sawyer, or other poor persons from whom he has received a service, and experience a‘feeling of satisfaction at teeing saved the paltry sum. Is there a question of the fact; that such men have their price! None. Hun dreds and thousands thus sell themselves daily and hourly, who would reject, as an insult, beyond atonement, an oiler of money to make a false ac cusation against another, or betray a friend, or his Country. Let every one examine hie own heart, and his own conduct, and see if,,in certain ants of his life, so secret as almost to pass without his reflecting upon them, be is not, for a enturideration felt to be deitmble, parting, with honor 'ad integrity! The examination is worth making. BM we lUW sayir.g too Kutch by way of introdoo- two to a little affair, that averred in steettain town the ehall be nameless, and, perhaps, rendering• ob• wore, by many words, what we wished to make dear. Mt. Justice Gregory was a city magistrate, in the town of Y—, and had the reputation of being an basest man.. He was spoken of as " Hones' Spire Gregory" by every one; and knowing the tePutation in which he was held, he kit not a lit• tie pride thereat. A few men were more strictly honest than Squire Gregory. In his dealings, be oes meta to regard other's eighties Weil- as his own, and more frequently, called and paid ..orh. es happened to be aping him l Am -"lad for them to be sent in. s. • "I don't know how cabin. view the telnerr •he used to say ; cr but, for my y e d r .**l Ire en ryed the poverty obtained hum anether, k wade tome that the least I can do is to Oft* "If money is not week etelligi,of welding § 3 r, it ie not worth having," insibs Nest reply maga. "I wish I could get soy own by simply toeHilli *Pr it. 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R ..4.d ia .e.117.....f ir.f.er 1'..; St . r.. , •1.. r S- ..,- .1 ,1 ; ;* L -:1-;-• .Co. t, ...'i . - .... i . ' ....,y ~.1.,,..:•5• rP - rr , "--', 'A.!" A , • - ' .-: , ' . 1 .._. r.i ct, io•boiralled-on system, .is molded, No whityou will it, in a secret rehmesoes to pay who iota& ly doe. Now; T don't eadl that o clearly' honest heeling. -I,iirerarwitst,it ili011011;b1 of times, and have to fee igaiost it am W. all love oar weakosarem" it happened, one day, that Semite Gregory and hia character for honesty, Wined the abject of conversation among several persons, one at whom was the editor of i newspaper pabhabed in the town. "Squire Gregory" remarked the Inner, Ow lire ening for some time to what woe mid; "is, no doubt, one of the most hone* men living. still, I do not believe him to be strictly 119.' White I Willie," said one of the einpany, " that Squire Gregory could not be teMptekin the value of a sixpence, to ' wrong another .by with bolding what was justly his due, or by over-reach ing in is tirgain." " Thiderstand, gentlemen," said the minor to this that I think as highly of Squire Gregory as any mu in town. But fam satisfied, that .1 can pot him to a test, as well as every man present, that will show a palpable disregard to the plainest and most cotnmon geniis views of honesty • The fact is, and no use trying to deny it, we all, as Burke toys ; have our price. That isobere is appertain ing to us all some weakness, or easily be-sening sin, that leads us, almost unawares, into acts by which our neighbors suffer wrong either in person, property, or reputation. Or, if not led, into direct acts, we are betrayed into omissions of duty by *hid others are equally wronged." "Then we-are - evil of 'neeessity,"-said sae. "No, not by necessity, but by native." " What is the difference!" "Necessity would make the 'tor a . fixed one ; bat inherited evil propenivties may be . 'overcome; and it is the duty of 'ray man to search into his heart and life, and to see,in what he is tempted et this nature to do'wrong Mothers. When he has discovered the lurking devil in his bresst, let him cast him out, op he can if he wilL" ," Humph! That's your theory! And, so you don't think our Squire Gregory honest in every thing!" " I do not? Well, all I have to say is, if he is not I strictly honest man, I don't believe• there is one in the world." "1 don't know how that may be," replied the editor. 4 '.1 only know that we are all born with propensities to seek oar own good at• the cost of even the rights of our' fellow•menl and that no man rises superior to this evil state, without many and sore struggles with the evil will that is ever prompting him to unjust anions. Even the best are not wholly good." • " No, of course not,'' • " Nor do I believe Squire Gregory to be perfectly honest in all his dealings with the world," added the ed " Then you think him wilfully dishonest in some things 1" " No, ido not say that. Bat lam well satisfied' that I could probe him in such a way as to show that by neglect, almost wilful, he has wronged for for years and still wrongs his fellow man. That he has enjoyed; in fat, the goods df another With out paying kit them." That's rather a grave charge." 41 I know it is." Will yowmake it to his. face 1" " Certainly." 't Then suppose we all adjourn to the office o I the squire, and have the point settled " " No objection in the world,".said the editor. So. the pony went to Squint Gregory's of As they entered, one of them said s— n, " Good morning, squire! We come to try a case in your office." "Ah Who's the defendantt" U Younself." "Me." " Yes. Oar friend B—, here, says ..that you are nous strictly honest man, and we've brought him to prefer the charge to your flee. So consider yourself on trial." The blood mounted .to the - very forehead of Squire Gregory, at such an udlooked for and scan dalous allegation. 0 Not tamest! What door wean," said the squire, in a disturbed manner. • . "Just what be says," returned the editor, tuna-- ing -• " Oh 1 you're trying to play off a pleasant jtAe," said the Squire, brightening. ',. a No-not by any means," was replied. a 11-- is perfectly serious.. In fact, be Won't admit thet« any mania, by nature, stiictly - JiitAasiows , that even the best sousetiates,persittAi r esseelves to] be led away by sortie sootily besetting sin info eels of wrong to otheri.° ' . - • , "Perhaps be is right.thera i 'tudd the squire. "Bat I should very much like him to put,his birt4,on any sot of mine, by which another bas sufferedi wrong. lot him point to the feet;' sittl * -1 pletig• myself to make e testiUdion and mantic* listaet ly.u. a Thew friend B--..; there's aebeffleefor you," i miaow sod another: - - - "And are Yan,w o o: l 4 bkbn Ing to the test'" saki : the editors sackfuls. froleitetitertie, _ a Oh, yerutialy l' I Speak , out:. , Lar,yorte land um-the act, eel will sckn owledgs &a - • ••• - .Stili t ihnliek:,l sluire a4d . 9",_,_,___„ . 1 1 rnin Oh bit imp, wore a mime and Anagram,* w_ pith. 410 me, pthantramethilts - reesiog eve e the pest, to see wherein be d itß -B- . -- satika, - holCitutniieolly, anff thea sai d : , " iltpri!e Gregory, A th ink, I :have; am- it your home die Esteelay Poet?: - - L ,Cl eo have." - , ) riod the North AillticiA;Wrii f7 , ‘ #gfigk L, . ' . • ratOodey"olodylitlkrektigii ;-fr,14,t714 ...! ' " - II 1 taltii' all three, rainy ikitlifttiteethristo.l yews." 1 "AndsrPlin sm i undbil l e an l / 4 4111fatibesi) 1 . • a' - - , I=E!MEM:I PUBI4II#IIBD PERT BRADFORD COUNTY, PA., BY E. O'MEARA GOODRICH, Vittl - liffl IMI MEI Pia. itiwiair 414 week Iliad with mask OMNI ; Vilifs as for ttai 7. 44 111' 1611 r* n#2 lll i tealy woulA Ix; 1 9st ', • 11 . 1tikt aboaki soppasegr.,4lTow t sqvira, pinion -am foitase mom , . "Ask as twiny ai yoti idesisa." "Hare you riplatly paid yout subscription to these dose worksl" " Yaye-yea 1 NO-IMIN not exastly," stammer ed em the squire. u &b-Oat, it is out my fault." "An you awe of *win was the editor's calm inioneptiott. , - • «I have not the collector of either publication for two oe three 'rests. - The money has always been ready, and would have been pail down, had the bills been presented." '• A. thousand mike, pain% is a good waye to send a collector for a bill of two es -dues dollars," said the editor. “True. But mine is not the only account ' doe, of emuse.” . Z.R . ; . I , No, of course not,' mambo Ur the -grief of thei pablishera But, snips. thareirof italf datum bills to polleet in out town, wimild it-pay to send a collector a whole thousand =Hest" " It might pay a collectdv i to t?4,mo froni the near." eat town, to which, in the , course prto, regular collecting tour, be bad progressed.". -0 It would eost him to come from the nearest town here, remain a ccarple of days, and then re: tern, say five dollar*, Could he do it for lees!" "No, I think not." " lf, then, he collected ,twenty dollars, be must deduct iwenty.five per neut. for expenses, besides commissions. Atter that, how much do you think would be left for the publishers!" " Why don't they appoint local agents! That would save this expense." " And have to send a collector, in the end, to get the money out of the local agent's bands." " Let them appoint honest, men." a How We. publisher, a thousand miles away go ing to know who is honest? may select thir ty honest men in thirty different places, and ten die= honest men in ten other places. The ten dishonest agents will collect promptly, and keep the money; and the thirty honest ones will have, perhaps, too much to attend to matters of their own, lo look al ter the publisher's interests. I've seen the practi cal working of this system, and know precisely what are its evil's. "Then I can only say," retained the squire, "that publishers must have a pretty hard tine in getting what is justly their due." Yon may well say that, Squire Gregory." " What is the Remedy 1" " For every man who takes a periodical to feel thit he is bound in honor and honesty to pay for it" " I feel that; and pat IhavellOt paid for the La dy's Book in two years, nor fiiithe Post in three.— I have not bad the opportunity." Rather say, squire, that your honest or bonor: able feelings have an been permitted to come into activity." " Them has been no opportunity " " Perhaps you are mistaken as to that." " 06, no. Not at all." " Would-you embrace tit, opportunity now if it were presented I" " Certainly L would." "Give me a sheet of pope: and a pen," said the editor. They were banded to him, and he at down and wrote:— " Ida. L. A. Goner, " Ass* &a.—Enclosed you wilt find twelve dol lars. Six, for my two years subsonption doe the Lady's Brick and six that t will trouble youto hand to the poblisbers of the Saturday Post. Let me have reoeipts by return mail." t "Do you understand that 7" said It—, handing the sheet of paper to the squire. 13quire Gregory read over what was written; paused to reflect for a moment; and then taking up the pen, signed the letter. "You are right—you are right, my friend s " arid he, as he took out hie pocket book, and elected the bills necessary to send. " I ought to have thought of this before). In bet, to • teU the bulk, I did think of it several times—bet—but the troth is, I neglected it. In other words to speak out plainly, I have not been honest between Man and man in this thing at least." • The individuals who had come to witless the test to which Squire Gregory was to bs subjected, did not exhibit a very lively state of feeling in re gard to the . remilt. One smiled Welly, somber loolted itlyiliolytiOave, and somber moved towel& the door. Tbs. , wiS --7,preretbetu;.sed dumping aml • iiiiiehimr.abet bis lips. anaysn't I male, ota my else VI skid be, eddies& e° 112 9' 1 4 14 * "Indoor Wok you haws," imaresi One, with a • ft ley 1" - suppose so. I met see that th. squire is so .amok so blame." sellegyeargtadon," said the mini) "I think Ism a good deal to blurts. Hem, for two manes years, moldy and atonally, haie land my family been origins time ammellsat pahrmatiose, sash number of - which bps bow sent with a oat oftans. tally equal to ,what would ban been required stem tossed, oats io a year, the.trialliseheert , tit!" money is s Meer by mall Now; as memo bM s f ldee ln flit,geodematt, Imarain* alp dm sani,4 was not *Mist is ilmatattsr,lte mithheldwhat wards, soothe, r, when lad& and Should it. 1141 theft setsetibirs Ire no MINI thin home IhinirOGragori Heusi help dos& Ma's all Vs* got to say:: And. aew,gaitle; . mtiel; if any of you aria the male category with me, jot go horns and make it sisou ettossiones of RR. 'The amsherefleosta mailed kneehole Mak* tba tor* of T.-7y wm she. I VA& angteeetlmind.' 11.;-mmatiolemethat saw. His eritiornpa r befinths as wad dem wow J - J Meg tt-a,...,7} • • ), nigIICNII. I • 4.IPUFFiIk" - Tax Demur Noma.---QuftWreceritly, the En `glib have made a 'Worm* at Men near the Rettes. Haying once obtained a krotbokl, they, English litre began to push abbot them, and nine of their fiat discoveries was a rim where none was marked on any chat; and upon 'hi* creamed 3 00 miles. without finding the least obstruction. Hav ing now passed around this-continent let os look op . into the interior. For - half a century the English govrmient have bete expending their lives and treasures, in a partial esplotation. They have &mei fhit ea- whale 'twat of country, abounding in gobbed atter tropical vegetation. There are bun reds bf woods, invaluable for dyeing and archite etural purpose, notfound in other portions of the World. Through ft, for thousands of miles, runs a broad river with clear water and surpassing depth, flowing on aflthe nre *lmo or three miles an hoar without rock, atrial or snag to interopt its navip. tion. Other rivers purintothe' tributary waters of such vplunica.ee must have requited hundreds of miles to be ebilred, yet they sestait-rarcely to Wawa it This dveipour itY , wagra ileto,lhe`Allaotic, through the molt magnificent . m in • the world, consist in, perhaps, of a lkunimouths , exteralkig Pro !pay Ave hondred'trittes'tthing the estast l itid most ly broad, deep and naviiptble for steambpata. Up on this river are scattered'cities some of which are estimated to contain i mi sign . of inhabitariti,. and the whole country teepiaitika dense population. Far in the interior, in Air rely heart of the cod tinent, is a nation in atilgaiteed elate of civiliza tion- The grandeur, and .. 61,4 VP .f.*illioasx9Flh° country through.-which LOP IPMes.,I4P.MST: ing circuit,,are banks rise boldly , * thousand fee thickly covered. with the riches! vegetation . climates:— But all *ism* end sablime country—this scope of rich fertilittend romantic beauty—is apparently sink out for ever from the wodd. It is the Negro's pole possession. He need not fear the incursions of the white man there ; for over this whole knely.country moves one dread metal.- is—to the white man, it is the " Valley of the shad ow of death." „ Of expedition after expedition, sent out kiwi the .English ports on the Island of Ascen sion, not one man in ten hai returned alive ; all have fallen victims to this seemingly beautiful but awful country. It seems impossible for an English man to breathe the air. So dreadful is it—so small the chance of Hs, that criminals in England have beau offered a bee pardon, on condition of volun teering in this service; more terrible than that of the gathering the poison from the upaa.. This country, tempting as his, can only be penetrattd at the tisk'of lifo—and it is melancholy to think that thate wholad given to the:meagre inlomm tion that we have, do so at the, sacrifice of their lives. ROYAL. TuvELLow lei Cunra.—The projected pilgrimige to the s Eastenf tombs not having been undertaken by Tsou-kwang himself, but perform ed by proxy, it was generally believed that the Em peror would not leave his palace during spring.— Great, therefore, was the astonishment when his majesty made the announcement that he would proceed in person to the Western , mausoleums, to offer sacrifices. The whole court was thrown into commotion ; the stars had to be consulted, to as certain the lucky hour for departure; the Board of Rites was directed to draw up a paper' about the stiquistut to be observed on the journey ; • cortege was chosen of the most trustworthy officers; and sundry other arrangements made, which kept more than.to,ooo people, day and night, in employ. In the meanwhile, the Governor.Genend of Chili-le made a present of fink to the Emperor; one high military 4 sent some wild fowl : another sent hams and dried ducks ; and Le, the GoVemor-Gen eral of Reargue and leang-se, a considerable number of silk dresses, and SOO ingotspf silver; all of which the Great Emperor condescended to re ceive. Baying most minutely regulated his dress, the cavalcade finally set forth in doe order. It is an event in Chinese History, when the sov ereign leaves his capital to journey and distance; and such a toot, from the very great number of sol diers and ober followed, rumbles a campaign. Some of the prince* ofthe present line need to vino the provinces, and Yang-be even crossed the Yang , tun and wastes Au as Chekeeng, to aseettairi the stem of tbeempinvi this !audible custom, hover er, has now entirely ceased, under pretence Of sa ving the exposes entailed by, such a tour, but is re, ably from fear, lest during the atones °tate des. pm, the time shook' he tamped by another. Th's egrinsge to the tomb, is looked upon u a pie's* set if Elia devotion, in which • the Zama lOC 0 . 0.1111 seabow 'unwept* to his- subjects': -To omit this entirely , weeld band the monarch with the elaussii,of adespierof the mosesemed duties. NOW,IO az Naraw.,---Do all the good you can.— Whenever you hear of a poor widow, orphan child, or aged man who is in affliction, pay that individ= nal a valt. Do not baud.up aU you earn . ; give a umiak portion of your prope rt y to the poor. Never get angry. It you are slandered or imposed upon, barer sellera lisle, than to retaliate and use harsh hapset; •Se got proud aid selfish. Think no awe highlyafyrnalig tend you *talents than you deal thiraitieCotiats- *AT al! You owe,— Keep vat ref debt. ,Get not entengled in the mesh es Oldie laws aaidit :as a soar ids Is rand— Shen Ticking pursuits and rtnpdraiplad Isseithatea **die Sabbath, ierve Gii‘ead be :014,01 to instiala 16401.i.‘ , Fbeally, talreartne paid pa For; pity far it in adman; and read` I atteatinsly; Caroni ward *Eft yarn will bi happy Peace and 000loallmiontill BIRO is Yeitr Pak J,y " dance on yoraccan and every ano of life before you will be kaight with bisinge riehmul Amid art. Vimenthis tiad. 06 OO ' ll # l . * 11* 1 0.**4 1 .1104,0001004 1 41 0. aiminkasipeoi loam iiiieseigand am* est WWI. Weil meet again ;item-sweet the word— How soothing O its sound! Like swains offar- music Eheard On some enchanted around.. • We'll meet again—tbus friendship speaks, Whim those most . dear depart. - And a the pleasing prosPeet seeks , Balm-for the bleeding heart. Wall mat• again.. the lover cries ; - Aadrob *bat thought but this Cao e're assuage the 'agocues, Of the last . patikijg kiss. • Well meet agars, are ae c eents heard; Beside the dying bed, Wiles all the. stall by Erie( is Mired, And bluer tears arelibed.- We'll meet again. are words -that ebliei. Mule bending o'er the tomb r For oh ! 'that hope. so bright and dear, Can pierce its deepest gloom.. We'll meet again . ; then fame to weep, r Whatever may divide, No time :nor death, can always keep The loved ones from our side ; For in the mansions of the blest, Secure from care aid pain'' , •''•• beaVen'sseirne and endlos rest .area meet again. Coon. Oesairroit.- 0 11allo, there, capita' g!" laid "brother - lonattean" to a captain 01 a canal packit on the"krin - tanil, "'What doTyou .- char4e fer paseagel” - . _ "Three, - cents rr We, ma boarded," laid the *O,l gneis like pas s age; capty4; , neeing alibi. I `arnlinder gin 'win so f 4 ' - iteforditigli he wit on boanl just as thr steward was ringing the bell forilinner. Jonathan sat down and began to demolish thew' tixina," to the utter consternation tif the captain, until be bad cleared the table of all that was eatable, when he got up and seem en deck, pocking his teeth very comfort• ably. "How far is it, capting, from bore to where earner on board'," "Nearly one and a half miles," said the cap lain. " Let's see," said Jonathan "that would be jest four and a half cents; but never mind, capting, I won't be 'mall;.here's £l‘ e cents, which pays my fare to here ;I guess go ashore now; Pm Sr Toned oat.". Th. captain rammed for die eabir4and Jonathan then went onshore. The captaio did net take any more- 4 g way passengers" the remainder of the IRlMalet TOLLlArtost.—When Abraham sat at his tent door, according to his custom, waiting to entertain strangers, he espied an old man, stooping and lean. ing on his staff, weary with age and travel, coming towards him, who was an hundred years of age ; he received him kindly, washed his feet, provided I supper, and caused him to sit down ; bat observing that the old man eat and prayed not, nor begged a blessing on his meat, asked why he did not wor ship the God of heaven I The old man told him that he worshipped* fire only,. at which answer Abraham grew zealous that tie throstthe old - man out of his tent, and exposed him to all the evill of the night, and unguarded condition. When the old man had gone, God called to Abraham, and asked him where the stranger was 1 Ile replied, 4 have thrust him away because he did not worship thee. God answered him, I have borne with him these hundred years, although he dishonored me, and conkist thou not have endured him one night when he gave thee no trouble t Upon this, !with the sto ry,-Abraham fetched him back again, and gave him hospitable entertainment and wise instruction. ‘; Go thou 'and do likewise," and thy charity will be rewarded bl the God of Abraham —Dr. Prank: fin. Ova Comrray.—On. no country more than out own have the charms of nature been rodigally lavished ; her mighty lakes like oCeans. of liquid silver—her mountains with their bright oriel tints —her valleys teeming with fertility...her tremens dens cataracts thundering in their solitude—her boundless plains waving with spontaneous vendure —her broad, deep rivers, rolling in solemn silence to the ocean--ber trackless forests, where vegeta tion puts forth all her magnificence . ..4er skies kin dlinrwidi the magic - of - Owner elands ''end glori ous saushise . —uo, never need an American look beyond - his own country &tribe sublime and beau. tiful and natural scenery.-.4rving. 'How . id Kau a Geed Coe or Tzs.—M. Sayer .ratioidiesisde that before patristic and water, the ttiapotj dr:ith the tea in it, shaU be placed in the mai till hoctif heated by meads of. spirit lamp, or id treinVof 'a fire, (not too :close of couree ; ) and the pot then filled with boiling water. The reedit; hit says, wiU be in about a minute, • most , delieiois sup of tea, much superior to that drawn tbs . ordinary Way. Quorma.--es Giving quarter." This cestons, so well known in warfare, had its origin in an agree. ANA bet's, the Dutch and Spaniards, that the ransom of an officer or soldier obettid be the yew ter of his year's psi. Hence to beg quarter, was to sew a quarter of their pay for personal safety, .and tintifimeirarter, was not to accept the offered ADVICE Gsauo• at pet aschanges says Je oonient as lot year ntooth is MI -end body offend, tbersx , -4tissibe pretty gids +• don't- rob-lour attighbot's ibis tooshisever pick en sditoetp,ookot, nor snorts* r lan did be' is going to treat- tie* doli ewe bribe depoe--biack your cern boots--erii,on your Gran bongos, and be yore In inks s peer lad pay Ist it. Good postind edrioel =I AilmhooWaft lasbeskisaliged- 111106111* , ips *Haft% siveely whipplegase*** Os with a imge sad cowbida. bkved lIVOL MEET AOMPL The taciM Ihrommas, Widooers should look oui for -bremiets.—Afro lam Nippers win• widower, end on of !hp Par tieulareet men, parlays, 'that ever lairdo4olo some people Bed, that whentie wife woe Alive.* used to dress an a oomman field tninal, and nee to take any pains with hnneeN avall. Stem body knows how he spruced op "about abi:Areeks after Irina, Nippers dial, Wallow he want toshareh regu IT . every Sunday Tie* they didn't have no eon. , fiden in hVereligion; tort need ii, iity- he only went o church to show his new snit of. gottraing, and to ogle the gals. With such a character among the wimMin, Oda to be supposed that he stood any thence of getting another Mts. Nippers near home, and whether he was pa bad to his first wife as they said he was, or one thing was certain, ho had to look abroad for somptroo.rdhhtwplace. , _ ' • Mr. Panel* wits' „vgyjtoky in Golfing-a plied o his miinlirwhiO-Iteiliboot ten miles from hie ..`'. :40 plantation'Ai,,NJutor.Parixr. was rich, and though ebereree . nyvillrysbeng bbr very handsome, ithe ber ;ktoge‘tobik. ttippers!s church , and blied his eye etreadyl arihe got in ecentekher with all hiantight. Taft,MllllB was a good long. Thie f and. be :was an economical man, he used to tideover * Mrs . eardet's plantation ever) , Ihmday ;naming to go to church with the family,.take dinner with them, and ride back id thweool otthe - evening. In that way he managed to kill two birds with one stone; that is, to advance the prospect of his happiness on this earth.and - the world;to come at • the same without losing any of his week-day tinter. A ride over a dusty road is apt to ix:gentle man's dry goods, and make him and his horse very tired, However, Mr, Nippers didn't rabid the fa tigue as much as his horse ; but in a matter Weir as he had in hand it wad very important that-he should make as good an Impression- as possible, so he adopted a plan by which he was able. to present himself before the °Ned of his affections .in order, with his Sunday coat as clean, and his blooming raffles as fresh and as neat as if they , had jest come out of a band-box. This was a happy expedient, and nobody beta widower lover would think of it. He used to start from home with his new coat and shirt tied up in a pocket handkerchief, and after ri ding within a quarter of _a mile of MM. Parker's plantation, be would- turn off into a thicket of chink spin bushes and Aare make his rural toilet. One bright Srmday morning Mr. Nippers had.ar- rived at this dreasin' ground: It was an important occasion. Every thing was promisin,' and he made up his mind,,to pop the question that very day. There Was no doubt in his .mind that be would return home an engaged man; antt„'he • was melanin' ovetto himself the value of KM Naneyle plantation and niggars, whilehe was setthe on his horse main' his seenatomed,change of dress. lie had dropped the rains en, his hiFs!!'s peck, what was browsin' about, making ophislastnightes scanty Red from the bushes in his reach, and kick in? and stornpire at sob flies. was ksedm' on rhin in return. • it fix the beams, Me time," nes M. Pip- pers to himself. "I'll bring things to a pi!t. this time," ses be, sad he untied'his handlimr,hief with his clean clothes, and he spread them en his sad dle bow. • rya " Wo, Ball," he—" I've just got to say the word, and—wo " sea he to his horse, what was kickin' and rear n' about. "Wo I you cussed old fool !--and the business ii is settled just like Win' off a leg." He was drawin' his shirt over his head, when Bail gave a sodden spring what like to Made him lose his Wince. " Wo e " sea he—bet - before be could get his arms out of •the sleeves All was wheelini.and itickie like rath at something that seemed to trouble hilt behind. Down weld the Clean clothes, shirt and all, on the ground. "Alit yer infernal pictur—wo, now!" sea ?dr. Nippers, gribbin" at the reins. But before he could et held of 'em Ball was off like erdrealr of Beduin', :with a.vrhole swarm of yellow fackewmand his tail. ?di. Nippers grabbed bold of the mine and tried to stop the horse, but it was no use. kitty welt the — enlisted Ball, and takin' the ursdheiwievissed to travellin' s 'another moment :tumor him 'to the house." The gate was open, and' In- dashed the horse with the almost naked Nippers hissgbe Is his neck hollerin' " Stop himl hornets 1" as loud as he could &ream.. , • °memo* the . dogs, and alter die barge they went round the Bow e, rcatterino the dean nod:chick, ens, arid tenytyin , the little niggers out of tbeirseU ses. The noise brung the wimmen to the doOr. 4, Don't look, Miss Nancy I hornets I Wo !. ketch him !" shouted the unclad Nippers, as, with spent breath be went.dashin' out of the gate win; with the dogs still after him, and his %reefs tail, switch in' in every direction like a young hurrycane.r. Miss Nancy got one glimpse of her krrkun lover, and before she conld get her apron to 4ereyes, she fainted at the awful sight, (!)"whilst his last seta. din' voice, " Hornets! stop him' hornets!" still rung in her ears. UN7ORTIINATZ.-41e115 is a capital, spirant from the, pen of a friend on a Woman with red hair who wrote poetry: ,; 1 • lanfortunate rouse sad is your tot, Tool ringlets are • •• t your poetry is not,, Wtstrn.--Mattirt Doha said: «Weahh is the saudiest of the gifts of God. What is it, to beam. pared with His word, or corporal gib, _sods u heap% health and &Witty what jail to the gib tithe mind, each as iotelintooksoe - aid tide t" The pkying mak"mikeof woman are lambi dome Nod thit simPhine of/wing; alai! that on bke ihmo, she should, tarn mis ber- asedirod re =wt-be MalOWerli otareation. a That!a laying demi*, taw," a. 011,, 4iidittia said whoa lei hawked' dawn the /adv... .; - ' 9 74,4_47, 4zA ..0-4;:pft? Miii WREN NrunifaPm.stip ===l f .eft .74- alr mu. incur" JONES