Tallman zo I!E=Eii - TOWANDA: Wancsban Sllornino, 3nne 27, 1819. THE BATTLE WITH THE DESPOT& II C• D. ITICAZT. I bear across the dark blue sea War's trumpet sounding And Nations struggling to be free; ike ocean-tides, resistlessly, llainst Bayonets and serried spears, And thrones blood-built a thousand years, Are fiercely bounding! Blood strews the trembling earth like rain, From brace hearts gushing; Wrath, woe and terror's - blent refrain Pours from the mountain and the plain, And hand to-hand, and face to face, Tyrants and serf to Death's embrace Are madly rushing ! Old Rhine's blue wave and Tineio's tide Are crimson flowing; Vineyards and farm-fields far and wide NVith dark empufpling gore are dyed ; Germans, and Scalves, and Savoyai-ds Trampled for aye like hounded pards, With vengeance glowing— Link hand with hand! one common foe To meet and battle; Red Austria, swathed in crimson glow. Must meet a murderer's fate—or woe To those who dare the ensanguined field, t4corning before her spears to yield, And cannon's rattle ! 4)1.1 Rome looks on ! the deepning fight inspiring, valor— Who, loving Freedom, God and Right, Will shrink his task in fear or flight, Until the AuFtrian torturer reels— And Russia's soulless tyrant feels Fear: - blanching pallor! .Ir.ke one. strike all! for hearth■ and graves The combat quicken; Roll up your ranks like stormy waves, Strike, a% ye would no. more be slaves! For in .this battle all is lost, Unless the tyrant and his host To earth be stricken! Give mice to throne, nor crown, nor king ! The death-torch lighted— Your blades on Austnes morion ring. Till from the shivered steel shall spring t fire, whose dreadful light shall shine Where freemen's vows on Freedom's shrine In blood are plighted! [From the - National Magazine.] THE ('ALIPII'S DAUGHTER Isy JAMV.eiI. 'DANA Lan not heard of the vale of Cashmere, IN oh .1, it.es the brlghtest that earth ever gave, and grottos, and fountains as clear love•bghted eyes that hangs over their wave." ii.ALLA ROOK/I. It was the afternoon of a sultry day, and two t.'males, both lovely, were seated by the side of a hash, in the gardens of a delicious pavillion, among the hills of Perma. The sculpture adorning the bath, and the roses that grew around, not less than the attire of the females; bespoke luxury• and rank*. The youngest and loveliest of the two had just emerged from the water, and `with a loose robe thrown around her, and one foot still dangling in she cool liquid, sat in a pensive attitude, while her companion who was evidently of lower rank, was endeavoring to console her. '. Nay, do not despair," said the latter. Your father may relent. Surely, if you throw yourself at his feet, and tell him that you love another, he will riot force you to marry this strange prince." Alas ! you little know the-Caliph," replied his qughter. 4, When once she has resolved on a course of conduct, he is inexorable. It seems I was promised to this prince in infancy. There is no hope." And she burst into tears. The Princess Amra, or as the poets of Ispham called her, " Gut sed Berk," the rose of a hundred leaves, had lived to the age of seventeen without her life had been spent wholly at the fa vorite:country palace, or rather hunting seat of the Caliph, a day's journey from the capital ; her only -employment being to walk with her female slaves, to play on the lute, and occasionally to go hawking, a' sport still still followed in the East. One day, however, while flying her falcon. Ara m became separated, for a few moments, from all her attendants except her favorite female compan ion. Just at this crisis, a leopard, pursued by some hunters, and mad with rage at the loss of her cobs, broke from a neighboring thicket, and beholding the young princess, with a fierce growl sprang up on her. The beast alighted on the haunches of the palfry which Amra rode ! and the next instant e the fangs of the wild animal would have been fasten ea in the princess had not a lance, hurled with un erring aim whizzed by and transfixed the savage assailant. Anira and the leopard fell to the ground together, the first in a swoon, the last stone-dead. The gunter who had thus opportunely come to The rescue, was a remarkable handsome youth, some four or five years oh* than the princess, but evidently of inferior rank. His attire indeed was that ola native of the hills, though worn with more taste.than usual. Ile lifted Amra from the groubd, carried her to a spring hard by, and sprink ling her face with wate7, while her attendant stood motionless, as yet bewildered with fright. Soon the young princes.s opened her eyes. and finding those of her preserver fixed ardently upon her, blushed deeply. In a few minutes her train came running, when the hunter resigned his lovely bur den, and withdrew to pick up his lance. When the tumult of Amm's attendants had subsided,.and they came to look for the youth, they foOnd he had disappeared. For many weeks the young princess caused in quiries to be.made after the huder, but in vain; 110 one could remember to have seen i him, either behre or since that day ; meantime, Amra thought of him by day, and dreamed of him by night.— Educated as she bad been, the romance of the res cue was irresistible to her berrt. One day when again a hawking, and when again separated from / I. =r train ; the hunter suddenly appeased before her. THE BRADFORD REPORTE The stranger implored silence, saying in tones that Amra thought inexpressibly musical:— " For many weeks I have followed you unseen, whenever you have gone abroad; but dared not make myself visible on account of your attendants. The distance between the daughter of a Caliph and a poor soldieris immeasurable, yet, nevertheless as our forefathers could worship the sun unchecked, so let me at the same distance worship you. I have loved you from the moment I saw you shrinking in terror from that wild beast." As the hunter spoke, he stood respectfully, with his head slightly bent„before Amm, so that she thought she had never seen any one half so hand some. She was silent, for she knew not what to reply. Her heart, however, pleaded loudly in his favor. In Persia the freedom of females is greater than other oi iental countries, and Amra more over had been taught to roam where she pleased in the vicinity of the palace; so no wonder that, is the end, love triumphed, and she yielded .a ta cit assent to another meeting. No such interview indeed was proposed by the hunter, but his eyes at parting looked his wish, and Amra the very next day, by accident as she tried to persuade herself turning her steps to towards the tryating spot, ac companied by her confidential attendant, met the hunter there. This was the beginning of a romance which continued for several months. After a few inter views, Amra no longer disguised her affections; and thereafter, they met by explicit appointment, as they had before by' a tacit agreement. What language can describe the bliss of the first love? The young Princess during these months lived in a dream of Paradise. She forgot that her suitor could never aspire to her hand, she ceased to re• member she was plighted to another in childhood : all she thought of was the felicity of the present moment. But to this vision of happiness - there carne a rude awakening. Her lover had long since told her that he was an officer in the Caliph's ar my: and now he informed her that he had been summoned to join the troops waging war against the Turks. She was almost heart-broken at the separation. But this blow was nothing to what followed. One night, a courier arrived covered with dust, at the pavillion. He bore a perfumed missive from Amra's father, announcir.g his intention to visit ins summer palace, the following day. The letter concluded as follows : " The young Prince Ilafiz, to whom you were betrothed in childhood, will accompany me in order to consummate the nup fiats. Be ready, therefore to greet us with your richest attire, a train of your handsomest slaves, and what will be even more flattering to your fu ture lord, your sweetest smiles. The prince is no ble looking, and as powerful as he is handsothe. I am proud to give him my favorite daughter. Al lah it aline?" This epistle, as may be supposed, opened Am ra't eyes to the folly, or if not the folly, the hope lessuess of her love. Had her salter been within call, she would have thrown herself into his arms, willingly sacrificing wealth, rank and a father's blessing for an humble:condition of life shared with the young hunter who had won her virgin heart.— But he was far away, and no shadow of escape was open to her. She saw wki agony inexpres sible, that submission was her only course; but she thought day and night, how terrible would be her lover's anguish, when on his return from the wars, after seeking her in vain at the usual trysting place he would learn that'she was lost to him for ever. The conversation between her and her at tendant, with which our story begins, had been on this mournful theme ; and it was the last conversa tion that they could ever hold on the subject; for that evening the Caliph and Prince Hafiz were ex pected 'at the pavillion. It was.with many tears that the young princess yielded herself to the hands of her attendants, to be attired for the approaching interview. At last, ar rayed in garments of the richest texture, and deck ed with the choicest gems, she came forth from the inner bower of the harem ; and took her seat on the cushions of the rezeiving room. This was a large apartMent, with walls painted in arabesques of blue and silver and divans of blue satin running amend it. The floor was tasselated marble. In the cen tre of the apartment a fountain threw up its spark ling jet, diffusing are freshing coolness around.— Through the lattices a view was obtained of the garden of the pavilion, which full of fragrant trees, at every gush of the breeze sent its aromatic odors through the apartment. : The heart of Anna beat tart, for she knew that while her slaves bad been attiring her, the Caliph and his guest had arrived ; and.she expected, every moment to see the Curtain lifted from the entrance and hear the eunuch in waiting announce both her visitors. But she was disappointed, for only her parent appeared. She sprang up with instinctive affection, forget ting everything but that her father was before her, and threw herself around his neck. On his part he returned her embrace fondly, and then holding her at arms' length, gazed proudly on his mvorite child. "Thou art beautiful as ever, my rase of roses," he said, "only thy cheek is paler than wont:—and that too when I looked to see it so bright: for even a Caliph's daughter may be proud of the alliance I bring you." Boor Antra, who at these words remembered GII her troubles, b - urst into tears. ' 4 Weeping," said the Caliph in surprise and with anger in his tones, " why, shame on you girl, this will spoil your eyes! I have 'promised Prince Mhz that he shall see you directly and now You look like a fright. La-illah—il allah—this is too bad." Still the girl wept on, and now moreconvulgive- ly than ever, till at last the father's heart was touch ed, and this tone of anger changed. for one of con cern. What ails thee, darling ?" be said fondly. "la it anything thy lather, the Caliph ; can do for thee REM PUBLISHED EVERY WEDNESDAY, AT TOWANDA, BRADFORD COUNTY, PA., BY E. O'MEARA GOODRICH. -. ~~~'..;..~:.GFts:s^.tii^. x i.r..k~ ^^r.; x .r~n~da`til'r~%'!.'3'.i.~. " SOGAIIDLIOS OF vortrprcunow mom AKT WARTY:IO Are thy jewels scant, thy wardrote wanting, thy slaves not handsome enough- 7 -what is it ?" This tone of sympathy and affection went to Amm's heart, and gave her taint hopes that the revelation of her story, and an appeal to her fath ers generosity might not prove unsuccessful. She looked np, therefore, through her tears, and said— "Oh ! father save me from this marriage. Ido not love this strange prince, whom I have not seen, but andther —." " Whair' he said, "dare you tell me this!— Love another! Where have you seen another, to love? By Allah, the head of every servant here shall pay for this indiscretion." And as be spoke, he half unsheathed his scimitar. Then, sending it back into his scabbard with a thrust that made it ring he stalked furiously up to Amra, who had now sunk on the divan, and continued—" hear, shame on your race, and obey. I shall send Prince Hafiz here. I bid you to receive him as you ought, for this very night the nuptials shall be celebrated.— And mark me, not a whisper of this mad love to him, or, by the bones of my ancestors the prophet, it shall be the last day of your life." With these words the incensed parent turned and left the apartment, bent on seeking out and pun ishing the guilty. Amra watched him until the curtain concealed him from sight, and then sank back on the divan with a shriek. The room reel ed round her the next instant, after which con sciousness deserted her. When she came to herself she was reclining in some person's arms by the side of the fountoin, and her face was profusely wet with water. She opened her eyes. A well known face-4t was that of her hunter lover—gazed down on her. She ut tered a cry of joy, and made a feeble eflort to cling closer to him. '• Save me," she cried. " You can save me, or you would not be here. IS the prince gone or has he not entered ? Haste or it wiU be too late."— And she gazed terrified toward the door. " Fear nothing, dear one," said the hunter. " i am both your lover and the prince. Yes r' be add el, as she endeavored to rise, and gazed at him in wild astonishment, "1 am Prince Hafiz, who chose to woo his bride before receiving her, be because be wished to be loved for himself and not for his rank. Forgive the pain my stratagem has caused you for a while ; for here I swear, by the good Allah, never to give you anxiety again." And Aiwa, unable to speak, with glad tears run ning from her eyes, hid her face on her lovers bo som, and in her heart blessed him for what he had done, since it had purchased her the exquisite hap piness of that moment. The reader may well believe the nuptials were not delayed, and that the princess never looked lovelier than on the occasion. The Caliph forgot his anger, and forgave every thing, when he heard that the hunter and Prince Hafiz were one. To this day the story of the Caliph's daughter is the favorite lay of the maidens of Shirez ; and of ten, as evening falls, the soft notes of their yokes rehearsing it, float through the closed lattices of their harems. To THOSE WHO TAKE NO INTEREST IN POLITICS.— In a letter written in 1834, Lamartine thus beauti fully and religiously explains his motives for enter ing political life : When the Divine Judge shall summon us to ap pear before our conscience at the end of our brief journey here below, our modesty, our weakness, will not be an excuse for our inaction. It will be of no avail to reply, we were nothing, we could do nothing, we were but a grain of sand. He will say to us, I placed before you, in your day, the two scales of a beam, by which the destiny of the hu man race was weighed ; in one was good, and in the other evil. You were but a grain of sand, no doubt, but who told you that grain of sand would not have caused the balance to incline on my side? You bad intelligence to see, a conscience to decide, and you should have placed this grain of sand in one or the other y you did neither. Let the wind drift it away ; it has not been of any use to you or your brethren. Ntorr.—Night is beautiful itself, but still more beautiful in its association; it is not linked, as day is, with our cares and our toils—the businese and littleness of life. The sur_shine brings with it ac tion; we rise in the moraine, and our task is be fore us—and night comes, and with it rest. If we leave sleep, and ask not of dress forgetfulness, our waking is in solitude, and our employment is thought. Imagination has thrown her glories around the midnight—the orbs of heaven, the si lence, the shadows are steeped In poetry. Even in the heart of a crowded city, where the moon light falls upon but upon pavement and roof, the heart would be- softened, and mind elevated amid the loveliness of Night's deepest and stillest hours. MORE G01.D.-It was told "on 'change" yester day moring, that one of the volunteers who went from this city to California in Col. Stevenson's reg iment, had returned with fifty pounds of the dust. Like the rest of. the diggers, he had not shaved in . months, and as a consequence carried a monstrous pair of whiskers. Not wishing longer to sport these, he went into one of the barber shops and had them cut off. After he went out, the knight of the razor brushed from the sandy-colored whiskers two thousand dollars worth of told dust ! ENFORCING THCOHNERVANCE Or TIM SAHBATH At a Sabbath Convention held in Kingston, New Jersy, last week, resolutions were adopted against the passage of boats upon the Delaware and Rari tan Canal, and against the running of cars between Philadelphia and New York, on the Sabbath day. The convention also urged upon Judges and Grand Juries to enforce the law against Sabbath profane. tion. No exception was made in favor of the Sun day mail train. FREAK or Gr. Kitty, where's the frying pan V' " Johnny's gut it, carting mud and clam shells up the alley ; with the cat for a horse." BE QUIET, DOI I'LL CALL MY MOTHER." As I was sitting in a wood. Ender an oak tree's leafy cover, Musing in pleasant solitude, Who should come up but John. my lover! He pressed my hand and kiss'd my cheek; • Then warmer growing. kiss'd the other, While I exclaim'd, and strove to shriek, . "Be quiet, do! ru call my mother!" He saw my anger was sincere, And lovingly began to chide me t Then wiping from my cheek the tear, He sat him on the grass beside me. He feign'd such pretty amorous wo, Breathed such sweet vows one after other, I could but smile, while whispering low, " Be quiet, do! rll call my mother r He talked so long, and talked so well, And swore be meant not to deceive me ;. 1 felt more grief than I can tell, When, with a sigh he rose to leave me; "Oh! John." said 1, " and must thou got I love thee better than all other; There is no need of hurry so; I never meant to call my mother!" The idea that a great portion of the soil derives its origin from solid rocks, may, after all we have said about it, be a poser to some. But carryon not conceive of a fragment of a rock: so small as to be invisible to the naked e) e ? And can you not con ceive of another piece of that same rock, a little bigger, another little bigger still--perhaps just big enough to emerge into the region of visibility? And can you not go on the ascending scale, until you arrive in your conceptions at the size of a pin head, and continue your progress, until you mount up to one the size of a pea, and then to one as large as a hickory not, and so on ? Well then, can yon not conceive, that the ingredient; of wnich these little bits of rock, are composed, may all be purchased in a drug shop, the only difference being, that in the one case, they exist in their original state of combination, and iq the other, in d state of decom position, or of re-composition ? As we find them in the shops, they exist, for the most part, either in a state of solution already, or else in estate in which they are capable of being dissolved in water or other liquids. As they exist in the soil, the pro cess of solution through the agency of air and mois ture, is necessarily very slow. If, however, the requisite agencies could be brought to bear, the process of decomposition in the soil, might be hastened to an indefinite extent. Of this some conception may be formed from the fact, that a patent has recently been taken out for an invention by means of which the potash in fel spar rock, may be extracted for aictiltural and other purposes .- Felspar is one 'of the three mine nil substances Which constitute granite, and contains different proportions of potash., but averaging about fifteen per cent. The process consists in the ap. plication of chemical agencies, as sulphuric acid &c. It is a wise arrangement of providence, how ever, that the mineral ingredients of the soil are not, to any considerable extent, subjected to the ac tion of these powerful agencies, as their solution would be affected at too rapid a rate, for the pur pose of vegetation. To help your conceptions on this subject, sup pose you take a piece of granite, one of the hardest of all rocks, and subject it to intense heat, and while in this state, poor water upon it, and you will find, that you have reduced it to powd , and prepared it for incorporation in the soil, Du tto the same laws of decomposition through influ ence of air and moisture, as other portions f the soil, which have been derived from the same source. And what child is not familiar with the f t, that solid limestone is reduced to powder by beingrab jected to the heat of the kiln and 'exposed to the _action of the atmosphere ? Previous to being heat. ed the solid rock is simply carbonate of lime. By the action of heat, the carbonic acid is liberated and driven off, leaving the lime in a state to be incor porated with the soil, as a fertilizing element. And who does not know, that gypsum, (sulphate of lime) as it is found in its native bed, exists in the form of rock, and can only be made available to the purpose of vegetable nntrition, to any consid erable extent, by being subjected to a process of pulverization? In this case, however, the change is simply physical, the chemical change taking place after its application to the soiL Well then, if man can devise so many ways of effecting the decomposition of rocks, and reducing them to a state in which, as an integral portion of the soil, they may become food for the growing plant, think you, that nature has no way of bet own to affect the !same object? Indeed she has, and a far more excellent way than any of man's devising. To besuret, we see none of that hurry and bustle about her, which are so conspicuous in the operations of man. She goes to work in her own way, and in accordance with her own laws, brings about the mighty result—deliberately indeed, but in a far better manner, than coultbe done by the hasty process of artificial appliances. In Michigan, the mineral properties of the soil, or rather of the subsoil, are about the same at the depth of fifteen, twenty, thirty, and even forty feet, or till you reach the solid rock, as they are near the surface, insomuch that when thrown out from a great depth in digging wells, they will, after being exposed for a time, to the action of air and mois ture, produce about as well as the original surface soil. And there is no reason why it should not be so, as those elements, and that depth, resulted born the decomposition of the same parent rock, unless we should find a difficult in accounting for the fact, that a sufficient supply of orgur.io matter should be absorbed from the atmosphere, to make those elements available. In the light of the above, we see the reason why stones in a cultivated field, are actually a benefit to e soil. It is rather a popular opinion, that they are, in some way a benefit, but bow they produce their beneficial effects, does not seem to be so well understood. We have heard persons ascribe the effect to their I met of attracting moisture. But :~ Origin of the Soil. they undoubtedly cause more etaporetion of mois ture than they attract, by semen of the hest which they absorb and retain, which heat, by the' way, may be and doubtless, to some extent, beneficial to the Mil. But the main benefit to the soil from the presence of stones, results. undoubtedly . from their decomposition, by which means its mineral elements, are, to some extent, constantly replenish ed. Through the action of the carbcinic acid, and the ammonia which descends in rain water, all stones are constantly giving up a portion (small though it may be) of mineral elements, and so far they may be considered a part and parcel of the soil itself. They exert preciselythe same agency in the economy of vegetable nutrition, as the invisi ble fragment of the rock above spoken of does only, in proportion to the bulk, it is, of course, far less,— less in proportion as the comparative area of the surface exposed, is less ; and less too in proportion as their exposure to moisture is less. Stones, how ever; may be so plentiful in a field, that the remo val of a portion of them would . do less injury, than their presence would harm. Death of Colima Hein flay. But most sad, and yet most gloriourrof all, it was to see the death of the second Henry Clay! You shotld have seen him, with his back aping yon der rock, his sword grasped firmly, as the con sciousness that he bore a name that must notdie in gloriously, seemed to fill his every vein and dart a deadly fire from his eyes! At that moment he looked like the old Man For his brow, higliand retreating, with the blood. clotted hair waving back from its outline, was swol len in every vein as though his soul shone from it. ere she fled forever. Lips set, brews knit, hand firm—a circle of his men fighting round him—he dashed into the Mexicans, until his sword was wet, his arm weary with blood. At last, with his thigh splinted by a ball, he.gath ered his proud form to its HI height and fell. His face ashy with intense agony, he bade his conimds to leave him there to die. That ravine, should be the bed of his glory. Bat gathering round him, a guard of breasts and steel—while two of their number bore him tender. ly along—those men of Kentucky fought round their tallen hero, and as, retreating step by step, the launched their swords and bayonets into the faces of the foe, they said with every blow CLAY !" It was wonderful to see how that name nerved their arms, and called a smile to the dying hero, How it would have made the heart of the old man of Ashland throb, to' have beard his name, yelling as a battle cry, down the shadows of that lobely pm ! ! Along the ravine, and op the narrow path ! The hero bleeds as they bear him on, and tracks the way with his blood. Faster and thicker the Mexi cans swarm—they see the circle around the fallen man, even see his pale face, uplifted as a smile crosses its falling lineaments, and like a pack of wolves teeming, the frozen traveller at dead of night, they•come howling up the rocks, and charge the devoted band with one dense mass of bayonets. Up and on ! The light shines ycmder, on the top most rock of the ravine. It is the setting sun. • Old Taylor's eye is upon that rock, and there we will fight our way, and die in the old man's sight! It was a murderous way, that path up the steep, bank of the ravine Littered.with_ dead, slippery with blood, it grew blacker every moment with swarming Mexicans, and the defenders of the wounded hero fell 'one by one, into the chasms yawning all around. At hue they reached the light, the swords and bayonets glitter in sight of the contending armies, and the bloody contest roars towards the topmost rock. • Then it was, that gathering up his dying frame —armed with supernatural vigor—young Clay stair: ted from the arms of his supporters, and stood with outatreched hands, in the light of the setting sun. It was a glorious sight which he saw there, amid the rolling battle clouds; Santa Anna's formidable array hurled back into ravine and gorge by Taylor's little band ! But a more glorious thing it was to see that dying man, standing for the last time, in, the light of that sun, which never shall rise for him again I - Leave me!" be shrieked as he felLback on the sod—" I must die, and I will die here! Peril your lives no longer for me ! There is work for you yon der !" The Mexicans crowding on, hungry for slaugh ter, left no time for thought. Even as he spoke, their bayonets, glistening by hundreds, were level ed at the throats of the devoted band. By the mere force of their overwhelming numbers, they crush ed them back from the side of the dying Clay. One only lingered—a brave man who bad known the chivalnc soldier, and loved him long; he stood there, and, covered uhe was with blood, heard these last words: " Tell my father how I died, and give him there pistols t" Lifing his ashy face into light, he turned his eyes upon his comrade's face—placed the pistols in his hand—fell back to his death. That bomrade, with the pistols in his gimp fought his way alone to the topmost rock of the path, and only once looked back. He saw a quivering form, canopied by bayonets—be saw those outstreached hands grappling with points of steal—he saw a pale face lifted once in the light, and then darkness rushed upon the life of the young Hauer Cr AT: Of all actions of a man's fife, his marriage does least concern other people ; yet of all actions of our life, it is most meddled with by other people. IT is a mark of a depraved mind, to sneer at de crepit old age, or to ridicule any one who is de formed in his person or lacketh understanding. There is something so great in a simple, good ac tion, that the man who, in his whole life, has per formed even one, can never be wholly despicable. RE - t..r 1:.... .v'w .v::f.ix.'=tbrs.n.:eh:`"`'^~:sA3?~-e -x. .. ~ c.. e._ . ~~~X3. ..;r~~... , .:r., Y~:{:~ `~~' ~"r. ~:. beim a Ludwa s &Nit the take sit , . . There was in a quiet IMIe village through *her the "great Natrona Hoed" through Ohio passed, a Hold where'll:a* stages always dunaged, and the passengers e2pccted to get breakfast. . Tim landlord of said Hotel was noted for his " tricks upon trav elers," who were. allowed to gel fairly seated at the table, win the driver would blow his born (after` taking hMorns,) and sing otft "stage ready; gen.: tlemen !" whereupon the passengers were obliged to hurry out and fake theft Seats, leaving a scarce ly tasted breakfast behind them, lot which, howev er, they had to fork over fifty cents. Oor hero was one of nine male passengers in a stage coach . which was slowly approahing the village above mention , ed, one cold morning in Febeary, Is 3— .- " Gentlemen," said one of the nine, " I will cau tion you against hugging the delusive phantom of hope, as regards getting breakfast at the Hotel wears approaching." " What?—how No breakfast M. eaclahred the rest. " Exactly so, gents, you may as fen' keep your seats and tin." " Don't they expect passengers to breakfast!" "Oh yes! they expect you to it, but not to eat it. I am ander , the impression, that thereis an under standing between the landlord and driver, that, for sundry and various drinks, etc., the falter starts be , fore you can scarcely commence eating?' " Why, wot on earth you talking' Vbout t rt you calkerlate I'm goin' to pay "four ninepeuees" fur my breakfast and not Sit the Sallee on't, you , sir mistakin !" said a voice from the bark sett% the owner of which was one Hezekiah " I'm goin' tew get my breakfast yere, and not pay "nary red" till I dew." • "Then you'll be left." " Not as you knows on, I won't!" " Well, we'll see," said the other, a the stage drwe np to the door, and the landlord " ready Id do the hospitable,". says— " Breakfast just ready, gents! Take a wadi, gents! Here's water, basins, towels and.soap.'ir Atter performing their ablutions, they all places , . ded to the dining room, and commenced a fierce onslaught upon the edibles, though Het took hiS time. Scarcely had they tasted their coffee, when they heard the unwelcome sound of the horn, and the driver exclaim, "Stage ready!" Up rise eight_ grumbling passengers, pay their b 0 cts., and *take their seats. " All aboard, gents t" inquired Aber host. "pee missing," said they. Proceeding to the dining room, the host finds Hez very coolly helping himself to an immense piece of steak, the " size of a hone's lip." " You'll be left, sir ! Stage it going in stmt." " Wel, I halt got nothing tew say agin it !" drawls out Hez. . I " Can't watt, sir, teller take our seat." " Dew rent . " Get in, sir." - " I'll be gaol-darned et I de*, natter, 'till Vol got my breakfuin ! I paid fur it. and I'm going' to git the ranee (nip and of yew callete I ain't ; yew air Enstakm." So the stage did start, and left Hez., *be Conlin , ued his attack on the edibles. Biscuit, coffin., neaks i &c., &c., disappeared rapidly before the eyes of the astonished landlord. " Say, Squire, them there cakes is 'hold East fetch us nether grist on 'em. " You'!" (to the waft. er,) 'nether cup oy that air coffee. Pass them eggs." Raise yew're own Pork t Squire hey got much maple timber in these - parts, hey ye I Dewin' 'right smart 'trade, squire, I callate. lay yew re own eggs, dew ye?" and thus Hez kept quizzing the landlord, until he had made a hearty meal. "Say, Squire, now I'm 'bout to conclude payin' my devowens tew this ere table, but of yew'd juie giv' us a bowl o'bread and milk tew sort top of! with, I'd be obleegediew ye." So out goes landlord and waiter for the bowl, milk, and bread, and set them before Hez. " Speten kw, if you please ?" But no spoon could be found. Landlord was sure be had plenty silver ones laying en the table when the stage stopped. "Say yew ! dew you think them passengers is going' tew pay yew for a breakfinss and not get no ammenarsitun." "Ah ! what? Do you think any of the pae4en• gers took them ?" ." Dew I think I No I don't think, but lam sartain." "Ef they are all as green as yew 'bout here, I'm goin' tew locate immediately tew wont." The landlord rushes out to the stable, and starts a roan oft after the stage, which had goner about three miles. The man oovertakea the wage, and says something to the driver ill s low tone. Ho immediately turns back, meld am arriving at the Hoteli Hez comes oat to take hies plat, and says— " lieow air yerw, gents! Pm mites glad to. see yew r' Landlord says to Ilex, "Crag your point oat the man you think has the spoons V . " Pint him emit ? Seventy, I ken. • Say, Sqnire ! I paid yea four uinepences fur a breakfast, and I eallate I got the pante oFel 1% Yew 'it find them spoons in the coffee pot!" ? • " Go ahead, all aboard, driver?'" Tatrro.—A parent may leave an estate to his son, but how , soon may it be mortgaged ! lie may leave him money, bat how soon may it be squandered. Better leave him a sound constitution, habits of in dustry, an unblemished reputation, a good ednea tion, and an inward abhorrence of vice, in any shape or town ; these cannot be wrested from him and are better than thousands of gold and silver. Nothing is too good to be done. Nothing is too oving for the heart. Nothing is too thoughtful fol; the mind. Nothing is too powerful for the hanS, There cannot be too much piety, um much patriot. ism, too much philanthropy. II ME kzitdmati e•