IMMI InlMk TOWANDA: q►chetbil Arndt% btu 80, 180. bait* Mulles. BY HENRY vAtronNoeas. .When first thy eyes unveil. give thy ; tool leave To do the like ; our bodies but Swaim - • The spirit's duty; our hearts spread and heave *Unto 'their God, as dowers to the sun; Give him thy first'thoughts then, so shalt thin keep Him company all the day, and a hip sleep. Vet never sleep` the sun upi; prayer should Hawn with the day; the ri are set awful hours , Tvizt Heaven and us; the thanna was not good After sun rising; fair day stillies lowers; Rise to pfevent the sun—sleep dotibsins glut, And•Heaien's gate opens when the world isshut. Walk With thy fellow creatures; hdte•the hauls And d•hisperings amongst them': Mini' sprig Or leaf bat has his morning hymn; each busk/ And oak doth kluver "1 Ax;" canst thoti dot sOig Oh leave shy cares and follies ! go thy. way And thou art sure to prosper. all the day. Serve God before the world; let him not go Grail thou Mat a blessing ;,then resign The whole unto him—and temmber who Prevailed by wrestling ere the Sun did shine; Pour oil upon the stones—weep for thy . sins-- Theo journey on and have an eye to Heaven. 'When the world's up, and every.swannabrOad. Keep well thy temper—mix not ttb cash day ; Deepateh necessities—life bath a ad ~ Which must be carried on, and safely lmay ; Yet keep these cares without thee; let the heart HiGod's alone, and choose the better part. (From Headley's Washihren and hie Generals"] Wasidsprtenalli Catelpelgos. At the hazard of a little repetition, let Xis take a Vary review of Washington's ciampaigns. In the first place, the battle of Bunker's Hill, though of incalculable kalue in srolising the spirit of the court• try. came very near proving our ruin by the false hopes it' inspired in the undisciplined niilitia. Be ratisr behind brea,st•tvorks, *here 'no evolutions vete to be performd, anti tto manttuvres of the enemy to be checked, they had broken the vetentn rinks of England in nieces, it was supposed they uoulsl be equal to them in the open field: Hence the war comtnenced with ehort enlismients, giving no Opportunity , for diAcipline, and it Wait a long time lvfore 117ashinZon could induce Congress . even - partially To cur t the error:" That het should be 'chi at all with these over-shifting, Furnished troops. is 4, wonder ;=-- it tlutthe n tht ever have risked li il : Ta i,l4tu'opr u ielil fight. The aitlieulty was not Cott 1114 Wereflphle to fling themselves l e t° ivaresio repel , shock of .cavalry, of Moro' again %Igo a ettum n t make a charge, but that they could , 01 evell .ro .autntr front in battle. or execute the siiii ;,ii,t mataritirre to prevent being outflanked, with• Mn being titm‘vii)iito greater or te.s disorder. Be l. 111 rantitartS such men WilLfight bravely, and can nlar In kiiT the' lettlisciptittetl. ut strtzet is it , lest to a 'piporate assault r intt in a pitchtfil bat. ahem. ("tango of pm4,ion and More or lett.s nia .rni-reN are inevitable, they cannot be relied and lta..iiitioodknew. it. Again, his plans" were Irtatnnailfiiippled by his officers and by Congress. 11 dam not follow out hia•Olivri' sugrmstions. because hr would be Met with the clamor of " arbitrary Heriro, he had to rail a council of war on tte t y oirasion ; and nothing but a victory at Mon mouth, which battle hg-ventured to fight against the detision of his officers, saved him from severoon dernhation. - Now, placed in such a situation, crip- Pled by such obstacles, there is no way in which a man like' Washington can develope all his meow Pen and energy, but by bursting his toils With a . aron,g effort, and vaulting to supreme power. This, ids integrity and patriotism would not allow him to do, and so he suffered, and endured, and delayed, tail instead of putting forth his efforts in his own 'tad the best way, often exerted them in the way mulled out by others, As the war advanced, he beVame more unshackled, and theta moved steadily ^n to victory and an honorable peace. , Vet his ciunpaigna from the outset, badly as he vai furnished, and much as he was crippled, will brut the riosau itMnination. From his head-guar *mat Boston, hePlanned the bold expedition against go;bec. and Which showed-the energy with which ententitlttto the work: It failed not through any ''ott of judgmea. but by an intervention of heaven. 11 1 e very day that Arnold - arrived on the St. Law rilli"P opposite (Quebec, a violent storm 'of wind set t. which prevented hitt Crossing till the inhabitants "vita Prcorof 'from their surprise and obtain rein -1.'4'1(111.. The invasion itself was boldly and 4 .llfttly planned. and but for this would have enc. trP4lpl. Neit tollowed the attempt to save New York, and tie . belle el Long Island took plaee—the most un 411lni and imprudent one delivered during the th 'ir war. Had the British showed the least acti taY a nd energy, not a man of the Antericati'mtny •bat thrhe on horseback would have escaped. But In' was 6411 dintoly against the wish of WaSh- " 1 1 10 n, and hence not chargeable to hint., But when the rpischief was done, there was no time to call a tnuneil of war, and die whole catastrophe fell on alone. The movement' by which he satirical- NI the cony from its' perilous position, and brought ll ' elm °Ps off, and finally conducted the retreat to e. exhibit a skill anti eriergraelaini Neal' bY Say eotrunander. Here too his great power fr ti‘etwi !mere stood him in good dead, for a kali hat hirte would have sunk under this protracted Pkvicid and Mental effort. For Artreight koera tlerer closed his erft, and nearly all the time t. ° elle saddle, riding hither and thither, now Z den ng a o lexchr- and againeheefrin on his men lat Voice and example. Calm and ' . olleotetir r° hill of fire and enerm,-,, he superintended every `C"' r elon, and still urged on the• weary thou- Rho ncsfmed already pressed to the top of ".7,'rPeed. • The fare of the army hung by a thread 'I I% two Jay, mil tiro nights he watched it with be ~..:t e ose4 anxiety, 'almost within reach of the hiuid • . . . -,...r....01w• ~.- . - -, . . ~. , . . , . . .. . ... .. ... . . . ... .„ .. . . , s . ,i — _ . .. . . -,. "A ,. nize . ' • .. . • ...-. .., ' , . 4 .., 44 .. ~..a..4l ..144.. .. a•••i, otx-. . .i 4• ~ :4 4 , 1 . ro . m- ..., ,:. . .. _ ..Z , _ .•,:.. -' I ' ~ R I - . .. -I.' I i-: - 4- ''',•„ '. - . . . . . - . . . . . . ... -....": ,•,' ,•• • , 3 .. f. t • 1.; ''..-, ' . . 1 ' • t ;..--. ' - 4 1 , , . P PT' 3 f : '.:,\':' , 1 . ....,' 1 7. :;'... 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At length, to save New Jamey, he crossed the Hudson, bat finding himself too feeble to contend with his adversary, he began to retreat towards the Delaware, pressed hard by Cornwallis. His own force laud' gradually dwindled down to three thousand effective men, yet, 'With these he kept the field end: maintaineda firm countenance. Eluding his ptinstiets by his skilful nientenvres, ho- Vering around them the ,moment they halted, show ing that thhotigh defeated be *is net disheartened, he at length crossed the Delaware ai night in a siprtti of sleet idd hail, and falling liken tblinderboli, on the enemy, took a thousand prisoners, and the next day reached the camp in 'safety. At this critical juncture the time of enlistmerit to quite a portion of the troops expired, and Washington with his Utmost effor s could induce thein to remain but six weeks lonihr. Feeling that within this time some deci sive blow must be struck, even . at the hitiatni of de feat, in order to revive the drooping hopes of the country, he waited patiently the approach of tone Wallis and his veteran army.. All day long; the thunder of artillery, and the rattle of musketry shook the shores of the Assanpink, and at night, When darkness find silence again rested on the scene, a battle disastrien to the Americans seemed inevita ble the following Morning. Cornwallis deerned his prey secure, for with the superior discipline of his troop, added to their superior menbera, there sound be'but little doubt of the issue. Washington stood in the deepening gloom and gazed long and anx iously on the enemy's watch-fires, now blazing cheerfully through the darkness, and thought of the coming day. Keeping hiS own fires burning, and sending men near the enemy's line to dig an en trenehmern in order to ,deceive them, he began to remove his ba,,,,,e”age, and at twelve o'clock took up the line of march for 'Princeton. Silently, noise lessly, the columns moved away in the darkness, while the anxious chieftain rode in their midst. At sunrise, Cornwallis, to his inexpressible surprise, heard the thunder 'of his guns at Princeton; telling him that his antagonist, with all the wariness of the fox, had also the terrible spring of the lion. %tak ing to pieces the three regiments he found here and chasing the fugitives before him, he passed on as far as Kingston, followed close by Cornwallis, whose troops wore within liearire; of his musketry. It wns his intention to advance on Brunswick, where the English had collected their stores, but his sol tilers h ad - now been thirty-six hours without-sleep, and a part of the time in battle, and needed rest, so he turned aside to Pluckenheim, and afterwards re tired to Morristown, where he took up his winter quariew He-did not remain idle, however, but sent out detachments of troops to harms General Howe, and in a short time every place in the Jer. seys was cleared of the enemy, except Brunswick and Amboy. Thus, in throe weeks' tine, did Wash gain two battles and drive the British from pest they had taken on the Delaware, and wrest en tire province of New Jersey from their pulp. With It small and dispirited army, part of which he had prevailed on to remain only six weekp longer, in the midst of general diaro uragement and gloom, he suddenly stopped retreating, and breaking into a fhrious enemy. - Eluding their most skilfully-laid Plans, breaking whole regiments to pieces by his furious onsets, and wretsin,g post alter post from their grasp, he rolled their strong columns back at every point, while his little army shouted, victory, that thrilled the length and breadth of the land. The clopd that had gathered thicker and darker every hour around our cause, suddenly rent, and the light of hope and joy shone down upon the nation. The British generals went amazed at their sodden over whilescUope sent, up a shorn of applause to the genius who had wrought these miracles, and baptized him the American rabies. When his name was peered, tears of joy and exultation fell, and not, a prayer went heavenward bin bore in it strong sup• plication lathe . God of battles. Patient, watchful, provoked into do rashness, frightened into no delay, cautious in his approach, bold and desperate in the onset, calm and collected in retreat, he moves at the head of hisbrave but ill-fnmished and district ed army like a pillar of fire. • The history of these three weeks throws more light on 'Washington's military character than any other portion of his life. In the first place, he dar ed not go into winter quarters in the midst of such general discouragement, and he suddenly brake from his cautious and careful nummuvres into tine of .the boldest and most headlpng movements re corded in S . story. He meet halve the moral fawn of a victory•, or the army wadi' disband, and he wisely risked all to gain it, In the second place, be showed what terrible work he could make with the enemy, no matter how superior in numbers, the moment be got them away 'from their ships.-- At Boston he succeeded in driving them oat of the city, but took no prisoners, for the fleet received the defeated troops. • At New York he could not, with land troops, prevent the vessels of war from outthinking him, and he was compelled to retreat. In the Jerseys, with less than half the men he had iin New York, he fell fearlessly on hisputsuers, and drover them !buck at_ every point The only two Places loft in the enemy's possession were Bruns , wick and Amboy, both of which had water con• munication with. New York- The - activity, energy boldness and soccer which 'characterized all• his VJBLISMID EVERY WEDNESDAY, AT TOWAIIDA, BRADFORD FL, BY E. & GOODRICB k SON. 1,A..t movements, show riciiiihnively, due tamsoved from the sea-board, Weida.% willk Ise thommod men wholly under his embel, end Wiwi for the war, could have destroyed es new semiea of twisty thousand as Great Britain chomp seed apinsehim. He appears to us calm sod dew, but he possessed a mind of wonderful quickness of perception, and the wonder is it could embrace so many thing Cat once, No complexity of of airs could cadet* him, and no new and untried positions find him unpre pared, Congress looked up to him es mach se his his officers did ; and when one takes into minteres plafion dm varied andendkus affithathat asked Ind texiiired his attention, he is amazed at the clearness Of his perceptions-and the wisdom of his views.— His mind never seems to Woggle with difficulties, but crvereosnes and dismisses them without an ef fort Cramped and fettered as he was by his lim ited powers, and fearful of encroaching upon those_ liberties he held so sacred, he let his ablest plans prove abortive and his fondest hopes die. Bona parte, fettered by a weak government, boldly look the supreme power into his own - hands, so that his mind could have free play, and his vast plans full scope. Had this power been given to Washington, the first dine months *otdd have seen an many standing tip on our sail , against which the legions of Europe would have dashed in vain. The se acumen of the nailed. would have been developed -order -sprang out damn, end the somewhat jar. ring and unsettled union been as compact as iron. But as it was, his far-reaching plans were deferred, Changed, or adopted reluctantly, end though Cow grass stood nobly by him during the whole war, it was with such misgivings and timidity that the true mode of conducting affairs dettfloped ui towly. Yet In time, every thing seemed to fall o his mind, till the nation's thought took its impress from his. Konlinary men: multiplied objects of attention end labor divide the energies, and thus weaken the force of them in any one pesticides dissection. Not so with Washington, ter amwithstanding all those affairs of state that engrossed him, he pushed his military plane with the greatest vigor, and allowed nothing to: escape his nbigifiloos mind. The campaign, which ended in the surrender of Burgoyne, was not only planned by him, but its vs snit accurately foretold. The battle of Brandy wine was lost entirely through the false information far 'Wished by Sullivan—that of Germantown, on so- Connt of a fig which he could not have anticipated. The attack was bold and well planned, and promis ed almost certain and great success. The next campaign opened brilliantly with the battle of Mon mouth, !there his genius and energy triumphed over every obstacle, The battle of Camden was disastrous, but Gates was appointed to the command .of the southern army without Washington's knowl edge or wish: It was one of those brilliant strokes . Congress sometimes made in defiance of the coin• mander-in•chief, and which genendly had the same termination. Mortified at the disgrace of its favor ite leader, it referred the whale mater over to him, where it belonged in the first place. The latter, placing Greene over the wrecked army, planned with him that campaign which saved the sopth, and crowned the conductor of it with anfadinglaurels. As he brought around Congress to his own views, he gained gray day on his ,adversaries, liberating steadily the whole country from ks enemies; and finally, by one of those sudden and rapid more meats in whickhe so much delighted, closed around Cornwall, at Yorktown, and gage the finishing blow to the war. True Ascent. Bacciunat.u..-;4leertus wan the Roman name for the Grecian god Dionysins, whom the Greeks, both in Asia and Europe, universally worshipped. In the whale history of polytheime, we find no rites more extravagam, sensual, and wage than those of the Dionysia?er Vecchio fee. finds. The men present at them look the disguise of emirs, and the women acted the parts of bec alms, nymphs, and other inferior -deities, and nom4 mined the realest excesses. At en early period them festivals were often solemnised with human sacrifices i and pieces of mit , dash, cut from the bodies of the victims, were distributed among the bacelne. "(From the Attie Dionysia, nevertheless, tragedy and comedy derived their origin.) 15,1 t. sly, the bacchanalia were aismaref the coarsest excess and the moat unnatural vices, Theyorere latterly carried ma et night, and often stained with poisonings, assaminstions, and every curse, Al though conducted in Rome, pnd although the num. bar of the initiated , was mid to be seven thousand, yet the mistimes" of these meetings appears to have been unknown to the Senate until A. I/ 186, when they were put dawn, after a report on them had . been made to that anon asiesnbly, by the con suls Bruins Postmntes Albinns and Quintus Hui= Plulippus.. The delinquents wens arrested arid tried F inopy of the man were imprisoned, others were pot to death ; and the women were delivered to their parents and husbands to be privately pun ished. Tut Wlrt.--It needs rue guilt to break a Ms band's heart ; the aboutut of ountent, the mount ings of spleen, the untidy dress and the cheerless home, the forbidden mewl and deserted hearth ; these anti ether nameless MOM% without a crime among them, have harrowed to the quick the heart of many a man, and phseted them, beyond the reach of cure, the germ odds& despair. -Ob may woman, before that sad sight arrives, dwell on the rewilectioos Of youth, and, cherishing the dear ides of that tuneful time, web mg keep alive the pro. miss she then so kindly ,pve j and thee* she may be jejun', net thibliodellans — the not the lbrgetful imps* ellutt; hour of love—al madly * l imos tio i ,a hoitie-•-a emit of love to banish beetle wools —a kite of pesos to mom all 'dee pat, And the baldest bead the eves kicked itself Within the breast of selfish men Wised= toiler charms, and , bid her live, as she bad hoped, her years' in matchless bliss—doted, living and conte4--- the soot* . Of the sorrowing hour—the Sourer, of comfort, end the spring ofjoy. niox aNT INAINTICIL* Lake Popin— - , 11111.0101 . The next o ig, thit I would sttem . describer on my way L the Mimissimri, is Lake Pepin. It lives is my _ as the Hon of e= this wilder• mks. his serentsuded pastier of the hismissippi --twettptiuse miles long, and from three io most every variety of game ; is shoes art gawkily and covered with most v?laable spies and axnehana ; the water is clew, Ind very deep ; and la yields the very best of fish 3n great abundance. My fine view of lake Pepin (I wish I knew bow it came by that name !) was on one of the mat chroming eveningsgut I ever witnessed. The cloudless sky' was @gadded with stars, and the moon sailed tip. ward and onward with an uncommon beauty, as if proud , of the wilderness world she was then flooding with her beams. For hiOurs did I sit mrs• singspon the eastern shore, near* outlet, whence could discern ne less than sixtlien . peaks or bluffsi looming in perfect solitude waist the lioriam— " The holy time was quiet as a nun ; breathless with adoration." The water was without a ripple, end reflected in its pure bosom every star, while the moon, as if determined that it should so reran for ever, spanned it with a bar of gold. The only mounds that trembled in the air were the boot of an owl, the wall of a loon, and a hum from the insect world. I looked and wondered, until the night was far malt, and the dew upon my brow was heavy;ad cold. At the time that I visited Lake Pepin there was a quite a number of Sioux Indians encamped upon the shore. Among the lodges which I visited was that of a woman, ninety years of age and a widow. She looked' exceedingly wretched, but was so in telligent and amiable that I almost fell in love with the old antediluvian. I cannot give the whole of her long story, but an idea of its character may be obtained from the following episode, which I lis tened to, seated by her side, and that of her only deacendant-ra handsome boy. Her attention bad been directed to our steamer which lay moored a short distance off, when she soddenly broke out with the Mowing : " How rapidly does time fly I A short time ago the light canoe was the only thing that glided upon this lake ; but now we often hear the groaning of the great Are-vessel, as it sweeps along likeen angry stag. The white man's con duct appears strange. I cannot understand its pur pose. 0, lam an old woman and fool ! !! Many, very many, have been mtnials. Thir ty years has my husband been dead..- Eight brave eons have I bad, but they were all killed in battles with the Chippeways. I also had two daughters, who were like the does of the prairie but the Great Spirit has long taken them to the ha ppy: land. My only relative, now living, is this boy. 0, lam and old woman, and . have no business to' live 1 " But I will not despair. The Great Spirit is my fire-sid e , d and has given me a helper l in the dirk rienings of my days. This boy-hunter sup plies aim with food. His snow never fails, and the winds always tell him where to .. find the Ilk. He paddles my canoe, he brings me wood for my fire, and sleeps sweetly by my aide in my comfortable lodge. 0, lam an old woman ! but what is there in the world that I need, that I cannot obtain I" May the smiles of Providence forever rest upon this mother of a great nation, whose glory is per swilled in her feeble,ind decrepit form. The most romantic legend, however, associated with the Mississippi Horicon is the story of Wino na. She was the daughter of a chief, and lOW about one hundred years ago. She was eseeett ,ingly leautilbl and universally beloved. Her fa ther had promised her hand to a favorite warrior' but her heart had been pledged to another, not fees brave, but more noble and youthltil. ~ For Okay months she would not listen to the wishes of )her fiither ; but his denier nature was roused, and,. he rowed that she area many the objects of A. ander. Weeks passed on, and she knew thit she Must yield. Nightly did she meet her accepted loser, but always talked to him of the Spirit Lend, 4 if she had been a queen of that fantastic reahri.... The marriage night had been appointed, and the chief had proclaimed a feast. To all outwrar ,ap. prarancea a change bad soddenly mire over 4the daughter's mind, and she smiled and talked, like one about to be a happy bride, Among the - deli. melee that were to be eaten on the occasion, was a certain berry that was found in great perfection upon a amain high bluff, It was a pleasant sits. Met afternoon, and all the fttrnale friends of WMo• na, accompanied by herself, were picking the ;de sired berries. Carelessly did they wander up the hillside, while an oecisiorial laugh would ring upon the air : but Winona was only seen to smile, for (though !him Imineriends knew it not) her heart was darkened by many a strange shadow. Carelessly did ;the berry-gatherers wander on ; when all at once a !Ow melancholy song MI upon their ears, and lo ! upon the very edge of a beetling precipice mined the form of the much:loved Winona. Her song was death-like, and when her ronipa nions were intttitively convinced of the contempla ted deed, they were stupificd with horror. %%Irm o& motioned them to !keep back, while her sting increased until it became a perfect wail. The far ther of it wall • Ptrevrell. siam : t am gni*b the tirnt I and My wan et will come alb it lee, And we shall be blessed." Oue moment more, and Winona' the pride oti all the Indian vWages on Lake Pepin, was deeply ha. vied in its clear cold bosom. And this is the story that hallows the loftiest peak of this, lake. I ?ob tained it, as here Witted, from me of her own kin dred, and believe it to be true. As to Winona's warrior, it is said that be lived formsry yeas:lier mit, Sadly died a madman. So mama auk. ny eyeing of lifis.---ibounan's "Sawn inlthe Wilderness," potitibed by Aptleton & Ca., &Md. way, New York. A Mate Antszw.—Sir. Andrew Agnew being asked what,was her , 'moral engine r replied' railway en„o4ne which doesnot run on the Sunday." Oa Mara Irfstara . aleedly Flat& 111 COIL OUST riertrius. Ai Sofas roses Woolly 11414 A soldier, drilr" d ills A triad*" short joa lli 4 make of 11. Wipes I an wit!' the dead` I know Win grieve his inimical iboal. To disk dial sever stdre TR sit with hist, beneath the oak That shake Ibis cottage door. Sat tell the •time-wore patriot, Tint, maiedliel of Ma fame. Spout this lbibody beide field. I sallied not his name. My mother's Gine is with me Dow, Her wait is is mine ear, And drop by drop, as tows my Mood. Ito drops from tier the tear ; Then, oil! when you shall tell to her The tidings of this 40, Speak softly, eimmradesollly speak, What you may have to say. Speak not to her In hurried words The blighting news you brar, Theibbords of life might snap too soon, 80, comrade, have a care; I am ber only, cherished, child, But tell her that I died, Rejoicing that she taught me young, To take my country's side. But, comrade, thrre is one .I fain Once more wonld look upon; She lives upon the sloping hill, That overlooks the lawn; The lawn where I shall never more, In spring-rinse's pleasant hours. Oo forth with her, in merry mood, To wither woodland flowiera. Tell her when dea' was on my brow, And life receding fast, Her voice, her form, her parting words. Were with me to the last ; • _ On Buena Vista's bloody kid, • Tell her, I dying lay, And that I knew she thought of me. Some thousand miles away. Cotrattutiertou.—" One reason," says the witty Rochefoorault in his Maxims, " why we meet so . few persons who are reasonable and agreeable in conversation is, that there is scarce any one who dries not think more of what he his to say, then of answering what is aid 'to him. Even those who have the most address and politehess, think they do enough if they only seem attentive ; ' at the same time, their eyes and their minds betray a distrac tion as to what ie addressed to them, and an impa: Bence to return to what they themselves were say ing ; not reflecting that to be thus studious of pleas ing themselves, is but a poor way of pleasing or convincing others ; and that to hear patiently, and answer precisely, are the great perfections of con ersation." , Wit on paper seems to be something widely.dif ferent from that play of words in conversation whirl, while it sparkles, dies ; for Charles 11. the wittiest monarch that ever sat on the English throne, INC2B so charmed with the humor Hudibras, that he mused himself to be introduced, in the character , of a private gentleman, to Butler its author. The witty king found the author a very dull companion; and was of the opinion, with many others, that so stupid a &Dow could never have written such a clever book. Sheridan and Theodore Hook were fellows of in drift. jests : they could " set the table in a roar," and fill pages with pathos and wit of such a quail- . ty, that it makes their aurvivors think "we could have better spared better ma." Burns was la mas for his colloquial powers ;< and Galt is IV*. sed to here been as snereesful as the storytellers of the East in fixh the attention of his auditors on his prolonged narration. Coleridge was in the ha bit of pouring forth brilliant, unbroken monokgoas of ewe et three hours' duration, to listeners PO en chanted, that, like Adam j whose ears were filled with the eloqueSce of in archangel, they forgot " all places...all reasons and their change ;" but this was not conversation, and few might venture to emulate that "old ma eloquent" with hopes of equal success. , A Serial Mum A RUT. THUla.—." I once saw," says Mr. Cecil, "this subject illuatrated. A watchmaker told me, that a gentleman had put an eirtpUsite watch into hie hands that went itr irto nlady. It was w , perfecta 'piece of work a 4 was ever made. Ile took it to pieces and put it loge+. er again twenty times.' No manner of defect was to be diaiovered, and yet the watch went intolera bly. Atlas* it struck hint, that possibly the balance wheel might have been near a magnet On ap. plying a needle to it, he found his suspicions true. The steel-work ill the other parts of the watch h4l a perpetual influence on its motions and the wateilt went es well as possible with a new wheel. if the sounder* mind be magnetized by any predilec- . lion it mu.A. act Meg:duly." ' l ll How wi K A ILW Trice - TCRIIMIL.-... Egyp• tiaras adopt it (vim= method of making ' turkey tender. iHdr au hour . before the bird is Med, a eau of Mandy poured down its throat , id h,pro prices Orruplete intozir.wion ) and the flejlh Mille tipsy turkey acquires a tenderness superior to that which la produced by evei long, keeping. ' CAroirr Nserrac.—The Buffalo Coiner tells a .Tood ,tay of a f later who sold his rack of cerii much below the market price, all because he could novl‘afkird" to take a newspaper! If ha bad es pended gt for a good parr be might hare pocket ed $l6O more for-hia rem. Who pities him I THE &Offence betikeen,loire and law is in love the attachment piecedes the derlatmloti ; in law the declaration precedes the attachment: !'alM - KI4 Teem Fa ire mori famous tfusi reinarltahle, they wise first ;visited - hp father limutspittis 1689, Irlargrwthenithair Iment as matifigices? to his paisterailat. - Their miging unute, istile Si an langauser, was Otralialepah, maiming filling water. They trwet"their repst,t 16124114 to the fact thartis7 vet to larva* of the Up.. per blissisrippi. They are remmtvila r it .with lasi- , rie, aid thessfear easily improacliedf*a ireetydi wedeln. Vie thief betels WI matrwiile, perlc 'and the satire height tithe F inclugag the up per and lower rapils r it said ""tasiemet.rme twenty- fi re er thitti fret, and they are consemient ly withal an imposing feature. The gee of the ells is Deady straight, but brakes mitie So aline • by • • . 2 - idand, and just lndow 'llii)itizet se less' than .. .:. smaller but mixe ''' . ..."? . .#? '11 1 1 40 0 1 whiehare ;• ed dfWll als o' ' 4Pldiffa In sitter of forgiver. For i ' lefeteiiher t'iaters - e their Phmge, they ' e =illy semis a slantin i g,tut perfectly flat bed racli ; and sin 1 they have reached the lower 11, they emote a perfect i sheet of kalui, as if ven • • wrath up on the!rocts which impede t heir' ' ; bur in• -a few moments they . murmur. th . es to sleep, and then Ode onward toward far i ' ant ocean in perfect peace. These Falls Teem to be the grand 'head-qamters for the eagles of the wilderness, Welt conginpue here in great numbers. At one .. . l ent a huh my individual might be seen, .. ,__ g with a Hoes or trout, directly in die pure fr i nim ; and Then another; pith well-filled crop, high up in ~ eavrn, wooldhe floating on his tireless pinions. )At another time, too, you mwe ight e perfect cro dof them hover ing over the body of some floatii g animal which had lost its life=while attemptinglto.cross the upper rapids, and fearful indeed was dui shriek of conflict between these ininiour of the sit. Antedated with the. Falls of St. Anthony is the following Indian legend. A Ckippeway woman, tie daughter of a chie f , . and the , wife of a warrior, ' had been enmity treated by' her faithless husband. She was not beautiful, but yojmg and proud, and the mother of a lovely daughter-Child,. Goaded to g. the quick by repeated wrongs, e finally resolved to release herself from every ble, and her ehikl from evil friends, by departing i the Spirit Lane, and the Falls were to be the way t° that prom. bed heaven. It; was an Indian summer, evening, and nature was hushed into a deep repose. The mother and her child were aloe n in their wigwam, within sight and hearing of the j Falb, and - the At: their was absent on a hunting expodition. The mo ther kissed' and caressed her darling, and - then dressed it with all the otnamentsiin her possession, while from her own person-she ejected every ar ticle of clothing which she had repeived from her husband, and arrayed herself iri richer garments which she had made 'with her 3irn hands. She then obtained a full-blown lily , , and climbing its pe. 1 tals and breaking, its stem, s h or e placed it on a mat in the centre of her lodge, as a memorial of her wrongs. All things being read , she seised the child, hastened to the river ; launched ' her frail ca, niie, and in a moment more flowing on; treacle:ions stream. Accord' in the tmiversal "Indian custom, she sang a wild death4ong—for a moment her canoe trembled on4he brow of the watery precipice, and in an instiait prose the mo ther and child were forever lost .rethe ism below. - 7 [Lanman's Sumner in the iVildeinete—New ,York : Appleton k Co. - ) , • Crum= Jranc.-- , Thirthrigir do (1. cannot bring myself to call it by any other n e) was far • the moat extraordinary thing of the kind • I had ever ' seen. Although, after being dy aixtratoor yd to seeing them, the novelty. Wears off, yet the fine impression cannot fail M be that of wonder how any people could dream lof navigation the trackless ocean in this huge .; •; ;; . She must have [far: exceeded 600 tone . ; ;.• , according to a run* calculation which by ey - -:...; alone we made of her. The upper part o her poop -was at kw" as high as that of a seventy four, with curious staircases and .peasages comm ; kitting to the dif ferent patinas of the ship, more ; r the fashion of a house; her mast was a m.:; ' ; - , ;.t spar, eleirelk feet 'in circumference, antl of a . • .. - 1-..; ; - height ; her taNes.composed of emir .; a hunt: the Mater 1 covering 1;f the coca nut, for -, .. ity and light ness unequalled ; and her wood.; anchors, ahhogh ptintitiire ile theirepestructiort, • . ;'.d, I doubt not, have answered perfectly well in ; y but a rocky I bottom, which is scarcely ever • be met with on , the coasts orbarborsthey-am ..., .; ; . 16 archer ab in. Rer eides were painted 10 a rude imitation Of ports ; and, with her numbed s flags and owe mere,. her'-huge unwieldy m 'ls, het gip* -rudder ancipmediluvian looking -new, she.piesern. ed a novel and striking sight; . ; cmtaintic she Could in no way merit the tome • f u walking the waters like a thing of life-i [ConyrgliameTa Recollections of Service, THE Airrtsfs ftioDEL—Brech tooted to sit as a model to the P casionally qua of his mind. a happened to be absent at the ti he could not get admission to h 6 ed and sat on di+ staircase, reSol nreetl on, and tie paid fin it. " exclaimed an elantly dressed 1 tidy ascending, ignorant of the n awaited her. 4`Never mind m Brechon, " I am Ajax smirk vi i Varian, Rctairtrorg---.A me. LegiAtre wea*My indiguan of the aka" when he wino edtheceempiseeiow4'Fide!fahlto E' it a ralllV,.bitit4 i fiiieaknr," inikbec . 11 none of t ra valtem c you needn't think that new member you can run rip' . not ax green is you suppose. r - your federal relationr! I haven't world, and 1 wouldn't own him I ZEE ti ii. =I , a man simtw. II sifias, wear -117 when an artist I _ ed, appoint and Aso, he undress • to do the duty. What do I seep , dy, who was 'qui 6woated sigt - .. that , end , madam,, !i a danuleri3oh!' ... of the Irma at the Speaker him' a member 'ens." peer*. Look here, Ws ,rour tricks evil because lam a ma me. I sal to thunder with 'ne of figura in the ha:!'"