Poettn• Village Grottoes& I= In every conntry village, when!. ' Ten chiromey emotes perfume the air. Contiguous to • steeple. . - Great gentle fells are found, • acorn, Who can't associate any wore With common "country people." JACK. Fsuirsr, born Amongst the woods, From rutting lon now rays in goods, Enough awhile to club on— Tells negro stories—smokes sews-- Tanis polities—decides on wars— Andlives in stylish fashion. Ttx Ox Goan, ately from the plough, A polish e d gentleman is now, And talks of " country fellow'," But ask the fop what books hes read-, You'll find the brain•pan of his head As empty asa bellows. Miss Fannas, lately from the wheel, Begins quite lady.like . tofeel, - And tels affectedly genteel, And sings some pretty songs. too But my veracity impeach, If she can tell whip - taut of speech Gentillity belongs to. Without one spark of wit refined. Without one beauty oldie mind, Genius or education, Or (amity, or fame to bout To see such gentry rule the roast, Turns patience to vexation. To clear such rubbish from the earth, Though real genius—menral worth, And science too attend you, You might as well the sty refine, Or cast your pearls before the swine; They'd only turn to rend you. • haul Information for Children WHEITIER OF LARGER OR SMALLER GROWTH.- IMMENE! ' I promised My young readers, in my last, to give them the Rule for finding the Dimmest. Li.rrxn. The following is applicable to any year, past, present or future, arranged tat the principles of our present Calendar,. which will remain without any change fur many thousand years to come. . For the purpose of enabling you to understand the operation exactly, I will take the present year (1847) for an example, and illuStrate the rule, step by step, as you go on with the process. And then, any child, that can work the four simple rules 4)1 Arithmetic, can readidly apply it to any other year. I. Divide the number of centuries (cutting off the odd-years) by 4, noting the remainder; 3. hue, , 4)18,47 tii 2. Dotitile the remainder, 3. Subtract that amount from eii. 4. To the remainder add the odd 47 ,yeire and a 4th part of them (rejecting- fractious), 11 s::',Divide that amount by 7 ; noting 7)60 ..,:the remainder, • 6. Sobtract,that remainder from seven 7. The lait remainder (3) is the number of the Dominical Letter, in the order of the Alpha bet, for that year : viz. C: Look into the Almanac, and you will find it so. o Now go ovei this rule again and again, tap plying it to different years, till you can not on lv perform the operation with the directions be fore your eyes, but, be able to take every step in order and with perfect correctness whereever you happen to It is just as easy, and saves a great deal of time, to learn -a thing once, fur your whole life, as to learn and forget ha dozen. times, But it is necessary to inform you, that every Leap-Year requires two Dominica% Letters.— The one found by the rule which I have given you, applies only to the last ten months of th e e year ;—but theitext letter to it. in the-order of the seven, is the Dominica,. for the Liao proced ing months. That is, if the fetter found by the rule for a Leap-Year is D, it is to.be used only from the first of March. to the end of that year. But th e next Letter to it, which to E, must be the Dominical . f,ir January and February. 8o if G is the Dominica! found for a ,Leap• Year. you must take' A. (which is the next in order.) fur those two months. This may appear a little strange, at first thought, but you can readily 'understand the the reason and propriety of the ease. You know that a Leap-Year, (ol which' I shall tell your more hereafter.) has 28 days in February. (Dtd;you read that word. right A great many little boys and girls, and some big ones, call that month Febuaty'; but it is not so. Now call the word right and never forget it.) Well, as I was about to say, the intercalaf• ed day—the 29th of Febuary, requires the Do minica' Letter for the precedinipirt of the year, to be placed 'one letter in advance, otherwise the week preceding the.firstSabbath in January. would consist: of only 6 days, and thus derange every Sabbath of the year. It you will look at this attentively. you will find no difficulty in understanding all about it 0 and.you see it is just as easy to ascertain the two letters for a leap•year. as one for a common year.. Thus next year (1848) will be leap•year. and the Dominica' Letter found by the rule, 'is A, which is to be used from the Ist of March in the end of the year. But the next Letter (B.) must be used for January and February. The Dominica' Letters for the last leap•year (1844) were G and F. By the rule,F is found and be. longed to the last 10 months of the year. and G being the next letter, was. applied to January and February. As children are sometimes, and especially in Arithmetic, affrighted at nothing, and know not what to do with if ; I will just tell you, that in nsieg.thisrule,you will frequently have a cypher or nothing - fur a remainder. And some of you will ftethaps stop and say. - (as I have often heard children ask.) " How can I multiply Or subtract nothing 1" Well now. only " follow your rule." and do all thst it diteets. and do not spend time in asking foolish questions: . or such as you -can- readily answer yourselves. Sup pose you have a_ cypher 01 nought for a re • r . .• • •• • mainder and your next step is to - .6 double it" •r-will it be a naught still,; - and then can you not subtract a nought, from 6, and fad that 6 re = main unimparied ? And no at the end of the rule. y Ott r. disjoint) . will often rent!' With-:noth ing for a remainder. You, can then, certainly Rev.—nought from 7. and there remain 7. 'f herefore. be not "seared at trifles, and least 01 all at nothing. And now as to the use of the Dorninical You often wish to ascertain, on wlia r t day of the 'keel 'a patlii . Uhr day of the-month will oc our. This k readily done, by. means of the Dominica! Letter. with a little additional infor mation. You reeeellert, I told you, that A always stand: for the Ist day of January in every year. Consequently' earl' month_ will always begin 'with its own particular letter, and these will bti-as-follows • Jan. Feb.' • March, April, May, Juni, D D G E July. Aug. Sept. Oct. Nov. Dec G C F A D F . To aid the memory to retaining the order ni these leiterse the following homely couplet, liar been proposed,—the initial letter of each word corresponding with the several months in their order. Jan. Feb. March; April, May. June, At Dover Dwell George Brown, Emnire, July, Aug. Sept. 9et.' Nov. Dec. Gond Carlos Finch, And David Fryer. Or. if ynu would prefer plain prose. take the initials of these words;and they may be read thus, and will be easily remembered. ADD G. BEG C, FAD F. Now, suppose you wish In know, on what day of the week, the 4th of July will occur,,this year. You Lod the Dominica! Letter by the rule is C: and from the preceding schedule, that the let day of July is always G. Therefore-. the 2nd will be A:—he 3rd El :--and the ,4th 0: which, being the Dominica' for this year, shows that the 4th of July, this year, will be ,the Sabbath. .. But suppose you wish to ascertain, on what. day of the week, the Declaration of Indepen , deece was adopted in Congress. July 4th 1776. Here yon find by the rule, that the Dominica' Letter, for that year, was F. (for, the last ten months, it being Leap-Year). -The Ist of July as before, is U ; which being the letter next after the Dominical Vas Monday—then, the 2nd was Tuesday—the 3rd Wednesday; and the 4th, Thursday. „; • Again, take this question. • On the 26th of Feb. 1775. Gen. Gage, com mitted the first act of aggression ngatrist the colonies. by sending a detachment - of" troo p s from Boston to Salem, to setze'a quantity Of arms deposited there. On what day of the week was that done? TheDominieal Letter for that year you find to be A. February commences with D which. of course, was the fourth day of the week or Wednesday. Consequently. Wednesday was the 22m1,,-Thursday the 23n1,—Friday die 24111.—Saturday the 25th. and Sabbath the 26th. Thitsinu find. that the first' hostile act of the mother country against the colonies, was ag gravated in the sight of high heaven. by the vio lation' of the Fourth ComMandment. Again on the 19th of April following; Oceur eil the Rattle of Lexington. April begins with G. And reckoning in the same manner, you find that the 19th was Wednesday. The reverse process is 7 eguaily obvious and 14E+11. • Jhe.first Colonial Congress, occasioned by the Stamp Act, assembled on the first Tues,day in Oct. 1765. Wladay of the month was it ! The Dominiral Letter for that year is found to be F. The first day of Oct. is always indi cated by A. which, of course, was the third day of the week, wich is Tuesday. , Conse- quently. the first Tuesday was the Ist day of that month, and not the 7ih, as you see is stat ed in some American histories. , In the, same manner. yew can ascertain any day of the week or month, for any year, past or future, directions will be necessary in relation to dates previous to the reform of the Calendar in 1752, which, you are nut now prepared to understand. By the rules which have been laid doWn, you may also determine, when a particular day of the, month will occur on the • Sabbath. -A few months ago, it was asserted, in many oßhe newspapers. as an evidence the wonderftil saga city `of the founders ()four government, that they had fixed on the 4th of March for the eomwence meni of the Civil year because the inauguratiOn day, (which occurs every 4th yeat;) would. not happen"on the Sabbath for many centuries to come. (1) Now,the man that originated thist!ipe hosyl.il he did not inteta it; for a hoax, ought to haire known, at least,that thrlth of March,lB2l. °mitred on the Sabbath; and that Pres:ident Mpti rnes.second inauguaration took-place on Mon day the sth, And it equally certain, that the 4th of March 1849. (the time for the next Presi dential inatiouration) will occur on the Sabbath ; & agaiiiin 1877 ; & as often as any inauguration day shall occur in a year of. which the Minutia cai Letter is G. For D alwa y s stands for the first day of March, and therefore G must be the 4th. UNCLE &MOE ! ' Hermitage Fcb. Ist, 1817. . BEET-ROOT A PERSTITUTIRSOR POTATOE9.--. Beet-rant cannot be too muchsecommended sea cheap substitute for the Potato. Hitherto the red has only been used in England as'a pickle. or as a garnish for salad ; even the few Who dress it generally boil it. by which process the rich saccharine juice is•in a .great measure Imo. and the root consequently rendered less nutii eions by the quantity of water which it imbibes as well as by parting with the native syrup of which it is thus forcibly - deprived ; it is there fore, strongly recommended to bake instead of boiling them, when they will be found 'nal : pm a delicious and wholesome fund:' This is not an untried novelty, for both red and white beet. root are extensively used on the Continent ; in especially, they.-are carried about hot -from the oven twice .a -day. and -.wild in the streets. giving to thousands. with bread, pepper and butter, a satisfactory meal. There are few purposes for which baked or, even roast ed or fried beet-root would be found preferable In boiled. If these roots were as universally cultivated in England for human, food , as they are on the Continent. and baked and sold as cheap, as they might easily be. many a poor person would have a hearty meal. who is now often *obliged to go. without one.—Torpay Directory. - _ A young gentl.;man- paidlis addressee to a young lady, by whose mother he-was nafaver ably received. " how haid.'"said he to ' the . pining lady, •• to separate those whom love ha s united l' " Very hard indeed' replied she. with. great tonocenee. at the same time %brow ; in her arms round " and tio mottiq will find it." SAD'ntitiscirieNs: - - -- • • AreAlfl l .4l7i • .S 2 \ ACOUSTIC OIL ! THE OM Cllli r jm I . Oltilfift FOR the cure of bEAFIVEtAS,.peins, and the dia. charge of matter from the ezrt. Also all those die agreeable sound', like the buzzing , of items, falling of water, whizzing of steam, ,t4c-, 4c... which Ins cYciti'• turns a approaching deafness, awl also generally atten dant with the diserse. ?fatly portions who have been deer for ten, fifteen, and even twenty years, and were obliged to Übe car a ompets, have, after using one or two bottles, thrown aside their trumpet% being made perfect ly welL 'PhysiCians and Surgeons highly recommend its nee. . 'The very - great nambeeof happyessulta that have fol. lowed the usa 'of SCA RYA'S AVOCSTIC OIL, hare been truly tratoMshing; And what is Wonderful, scram who were dee:from WWI, hare been FO math improved as to hear coanatri conversation very' readily. It would be the height of , presumption to warrant a cure in all casmy, but in nine easels out of 166 cr. recent date, there is. acertainty that the results trill he main Nippy end satisccalory to the patient. 'the spun cation of the oil produces no pain, but on 'the contrary on agree able and pleisin sensation. - The recipe fr . '''. ;his medi cine has been nominee fora on Ambit or vela repots. lion, who has found that deafness, in nineteensases out of twenty, was. produced from a want of action in,- the newts of hearing, or a dryness in the ears; his object theiefore . was to find something vi bleb would create a healthy condition in those pats. After a long series of experiments his efforts sere at 'rat crowned with Suc cess, in the discovery of this preparation. which has re ceived !Immune orSOAR PA's co.mropN Et ACOUS TIC 011.. A 4 lorix - li4 6r certifier es might be given, hut such is the confidence in the medicine, and so high has been its reputation, that but"one - of them wilEbi at present published: - • '- • %loaf roinamisni: Crnr!—A Idy in Smith: field. Brad. Co.; -Doi; and not* shout eighty years-of age, bad - been- gentle:wily getting'ileaf for more than 90 years, so that it was next to impossible to make her hear conversation in the loudest nine of voice. Last winter she WWI inthiced to try “'SCaq,ell ell for Deafness." It is only- necessary to add-that she used twabottles, -anti is perfectly restored--she is 'cured. Any inforthmion in !regard to the else' may be eldsinetimblhestorenf Dr. Jayne, Dici.B, South Thinl street; Philadelphia.: • • For sate by SIONTANYE & FOX, Towanda: Pa ; nnlyag , mts for Br:strata county. • • 11.41?R:INTED .111,1r1 TS' TO "CURE-! ENI ORR HOID . S; Oft PILES, is a discareprodne -1.1 by lochl irritation costiveness, purgative sumo , lants, unduo deteiinmation,o. 1,100,1 to the hernorrhoidel eteessive walking:" theme congestive state ,f the liver;and peculiarity of the con-titution'itseir. 'lt is minion, considered tinder three form, or varieties, as ttillcws: Blind Piles, White Pit., and Bleeding Piles , 1 6 ' .. 11ii disease isstkcommon. and so serf - well anoint, that a description°rim symptoms is not tieemethieces s.i iii , • The success that has followed the use of the Embro cation hi the-40re oi' this dika,e,,hasheen trulyastonish log. Phy-icians advise their - patients to tip it, as the only Pile Medicine. Jo, ' *seeing isposiriveeeme.le-foi the Piles, it ne‘relaili thane that INTOLERAII3I.E me INING, which is so very common;and has its location in the tame 1•51T16 . 8! the Piles. Read the follow ingiffreim the editoral cola ma of Alex ander's Weekly Itlesteerert • FOcND AT LI*T—A SiOE Cont sot THE PILItS ! —PhysiClaus:slid Chemists have long been aniions to discover a medicine that would cure- one of the most troublesome disessee, the Oiles. - 'Success has at last beerithe result. Dr. JACKSON'S 'PILE EMBRO CATION not only "topsail bleeding, allays - pain and intlarnatiriii, subdues that into lerahle itching. but effertn slily cures, like a charm and in a very shot time, per sons whose fives have been rendered mikerable for years. Only a few'firim the great number ofeerti4cates will be published. Read the rorto.ori g : "- Niir-York,•72l'Broadersy„ September 8, 1815. Dr. N. „IteasovDear Sir : Will you acnil me sir •:2_hottres of your Pile Crubrocation ; I' wish them part to keep myself, and part fora legal gentleman, - a friend of mine, who .has found great relief in using from my bottle Lwo or ih . ree lines. You remember, when in Philadelphia, I was'suffering dreailf•llly from this terrible ..cotirge. I only took one bottle from you; I have not it...e1l it puke all. and ern now perfectly well.- As you limy suppo-e, I proclaim "the virtues of your medicine wherever I I tell every friend about it': 'sod it is , ingutar to perceive how nispy are suffering in this way—l heliive half of ow acquaintances are more or filleted. Let pie felt you-that .you can sell here as ls , rot' chose to orate. When You want a certificate front ore you shall !lave it, and you are .at liberty to , how bray icl , Cr if vou'tei.,l). Respectfully your'.. LEWIS P. ASHFORD. For sale by IIONTANYE fi FAY, Towanda. Pa 4 only Agents for Stadion! County: • ' Trflm6 DR. WOOD'S SARSAPARILLA .I FD 11•11.13 BITTERS, FOR the permanent removal of all attch diseases as take their rise in an Impure 'Blood, Impatred Di gestion, Morbid state of the Liver and Stomach, Weak ness est tooling Muffs out; in any quantity , 0. D. BARTLETT'S' irtilians Stoll, _ .i.u.uoragra - .11r.,41 , 0 &Ll!' AATIL . L promptly and punctually render kis P 7 I aonal services id Agencies; tsikodie o4ll other matters in his profession entru s ted ro boot ria He has removed his office to the roam on' N. Betts' store. INSURANCE AGENCY. TRE subscriber continues to act as 'gyrator eta , LA WARE MUTUAL 'INSURA:4;CE 0,0 Philadelphia, a stock company of good s tandioggt pate &does business on as favorable termer , P: He is also ngent for the LYCOMING CO.'" TUAL INSURANCE CO., a company which bs s ways been.pundual in the payment of tomeso l mats adraptsues seitioni.fOund. Towanda, May 20. O. D. HART Terms of the Bradford Rep6 lo ' Two &liars and fifty cents per annum Firm deducted if paid within the year; and for CABO 0 , ally in advance. Osa ijory.aa will be &dotted. pi Soberaibets at liberty to discontinue et any ttiS paying anrarages. . Most kindii of Covslar,P l ,...! received in pax alt, at: the market price. • - Adrertiremen lines. in's:erred for fifty •"fits cred ; ev i e n ry g twenty-five cents- 'A Vischuist wade to yearly al e , Jon Patsy. no, of every. description. Delar'. peditionaly executed on new and fashionable rffiL d Letters on business pertaining to the office war*"'" we of postage, to emus attention-