9t1014..M 'no E'CDVsYL EZD.tE WEDNESDAY. APRIL 15. 1846 (Written for the Bradford Reporter.] mit Trees and Flowering Shrubs of Bradfofd County. Wooamiti'. ! spare that tree." 7ifsssas. Entrees :—ln presenting you with a few sketches on the Forest Trees and Flowering Shrubs of Bradford. County, I shall not aim so much at originality, to a full description of the kinds that find in our `f ort e ; together with their use, quality and time of flow ,,Tsg. Whoever has paid the least attention to the Variety and beauty of oar native forests as they ate Seen m the freshness of spring. the deep verdure of summer, or the golden hue of autumn, (dust have been struck with the beauty of a landscape so adorned by nature.—: But while there is so much to charm the eye that is plessed with beauty, en touch to kill the heart with de light and call up all the noble sentiments of the soul in s woodland scene, our noble forests are doomed to be !orisons' by the board mans rule, and to be valued on- Is be their cubic content._ If here end there a shrub or tree of lesser growth is 'and, 'tis to be rut down 'as a 'curnberer of the ground; to give its place to the broad fields the farmer covets as hi. road to wealth. 1 would not wish that all our fields acre woods, nor stay theerdinan'a axe in the march irnt improvement; but o hen I see the young far rl,l Se lecti n g him a forest home, and wit!: en unspaiiing land cut down every tree for many acres around his house. regard:ess of their bennly, their coo? ng P winner dude, their protection against the winds of wiiitdr, 1 stn Id to 1y Matis warfare on the trees is terr!blc To replace what has been so barbarously destroyed, we wen see a row of minted insides ; stuck like bean poles In ho ground,:, 4n render nature back some satisfaction tar the havoc he has made. .Nor he, nor yet his children's rh•Wren Shall behold such trees as he destroyed." I recollect having asked the advice of a friend concern mg the thinning nut of some native trees that stood near hou , e, and he told me " never to cut one till it had n tried and condemned by a jury of its peers;" 4 IbrarJ his direction, and have not cause to regret it. I. true that in rmaining original forest trees around our nmr, we cannot at all times Consult our choice in the lob of tires we wish, hot it winters little as to their or situation. \o art can everequal the, beau- life! divirmy which nature gives them in form, or rela mr and few can improve them by pruning thrm oil single branch. teas-a few months ago looking at three or four tall tail pines that' Stood in the Ina giourfils af a gentleman's recd.-nee who has a fine taste for the beabliful; and ob serving that their conical trunks showed the marks of the lac on nearly every foot of their length to near their .per. which when thus shorn of its beauty, was a little left of green mom than fifty feet from the ground, I uked him why he trimmed those trees so high? He re ;led that it was done before he became the purchaser, sad that he thought of placing a caid on each one of them, stating that he 'fleece trimmed them. I shall never *onget tl^ eio . :lt with which he disclaimed the outrage nn 'he trees, nor prune a tree without thinking whether its ham possessor will put a mark upon it so discreditable to ins taste. In the forests of our country, the deep evergreens of nailer contrast strongly with leafless branches of Jecid ;lns trees ; but % ..h'e return of spring half robs our ever- nems of their distinetiou and our whole forest will soots Se Frayed in all their beauty and magnificence. With one the leaf will .hunt out and expand itself before the !Mon is seen, while others are already iu bloom. " While winrer I? n g'erS in the lap of spring." Of these early flowers, a few species of the saliz or willow; the prpuftts trennuoides, or American aspen; the alms anzertatna or white elm ; the aver Oarerium or hairy 4 ,aple; a. rubrum or wft maple ; and dm alnatt k skier, of two Or three species are now in bloom. Of the ulinus or elm we have at least two species In aurhmthly,.tllc u. americana or white elm, and the u. folos or slippery elm. These aro now in bloom as their appear before their leaves. The blossom of the Llama is bell form, with a horder , l or 5 chit', ind the !mast has but one seed, wh i ch i 9 captained in a . 4ingekl appendage. It is of the sth class. and 211 order thr Linocan system. All of its species aro tonics, trd We u. jam is mucilaginous. n point of besuty end magni6cence we have but th.tts that surpass the elni. lo many sections of the 'MI State ,- , they hold the first rank among ornament d trees. The public squares of New 'Jaren Cl; surset the attention of all strangers by their majestie'Elms.— none are ail the growth of cultivation and stand as a lt , titunarrit of rite public taste of a past generation. One a the noisiest trees there growing was brought from the ikt. and pl. aced in front of a house there being erect , bf the pious pilgrims for their pastor, the man being rott to bring a costlier gift. The magnificence slathers has gone to decay, bin this tree IstiU stands and long flattish as a momenta of its donor, giving its 'hide and beauty to the citizens and to the stranger. it Was under the shade of one iafthrese broad sprliading ms which girt aomucb brainy to Susquehanna scenery that 'Km. Penn held his celebrated treaty with the In; dorm Numerals legends of dm Elm are still preserved in ne history of put ages, and it has been immortalised by Potts for its beauty, and renowned by historians for its ronnegirms with past events in al! cotinties where it is Towanda, April 5tb,1846. WOMEN to BATTLE.—It appears from the re count of the defence a the Parana, that the Amazons of South America sustained the an cient glory and renown of their country wo men. Many of them fell dead in defending the Itepttblic against the allied English and French forces. Aud this is the country that England cod France hope to_ subdue ! A country in tchieb Oen the women are soldiers ! Vain hope, Dot if the poor Argentines cap do such execution with light artillery—if their little forts can sustain a contst of nine hours 35 little gone against .113 heavy pieces—what the go ne Anaerita do f—Boston Tinto. THE BRADFORD 'REPORTER [From the St. Louie d-Post•Master General in Diegolle. On my way to the North in 1835, in com pany with several gentlemen of New Orleans, it happened that the stage in which we were passengers stopped for supper at a small vil lage. situated between the towns of Columbus and Zanesville, on the Cumberland road, in the State of Ohio. There was a great gathering of militia Cap tains, Lieutenants, Ensigns, Sergeants and Cor poral. with a considerable sprinkling of privates all of whom had been exhibiting their patriot ism during the.day, by marching up and down the road, shouldering arms, carrying arms,.pre itehling um, and charging bayonets ; prepara tory to intended hostile opeartions against the neighboring State of Michigan, the authorities of which and those of the State of Ohio were at open war—almost, about boundary. For the purpose of amusement, it had been agreed that that The stage driver should be in fortned.•confidentially, that I was Amos Ken- Kendall, Postmaster General of the United States, travelling in disguise, and assuming the very common name of Smith, in order to dis cover abuses in the transporting department.— With many mysterious hints, and under strict charges of secrecy, Jehu was made acquain'- ed with the -awful fact, that he was actually driving the important individual above netted. The reins almost fell from his hands ! •• What Mr. Kindel ! Amos Kindel !" exclaimed Ike astonished driver—•• it can't be possible!" "It is possible," ansWered the gentleman, who was imparting the information, and who was enjoi ing an outside, seat ; " and it is his wish to be entirely private, in order to avoid die *al tentinn that would otherwise he lavished upon hint." The driver promised;he most inviola. ble secrecy, and proceeded teircurry down his horses. We had not been long in the Hotel where our supper was being prepared. before it was plainly perceptible that something was going on ;—curious glances were thrown into the bar room Where we were. sitting—militia officer's flitted about or collected into groups—the land lord and his family began to spruce up; in brief, it was evident our secret had been con fidently imparted to half the village. The first demonstration that was made. consisted of an invitation to my friends and myself to accept the use of a private parlor. This'heing at once agreed to, the landlord ven tured to suggest that, if not disagreeable to me, my fellow-citizens of the village r•ould like to pay their respects to me and TAKE ME BY THE KAM). " No objertions in the world," said I; "let the worthy citizens come in." Then folloWed a scene of the richest kind of fun—but Dickens has described a similar ad venture, and I pass on. Supper was announced. f was placed at the head of tablethe richest viands and pre served fruits were set in profusion before us.— We feasted !—:-- -- and during the operation immer ous female headsor. rather, heads of females —were continually popping in at the windows or open doors, while the piazza, was filled with boys of all sizes, Who amused themselves by firing off Chinese crackers, sending tv young rockets, and shouting, " Hurrah forgackson and his cabinet !" Supper over, we retired to the bar, and de manded nor bill of expenses. The landlord smilntviy onstketed, that lie %vat too happy to entertain 119 Without compensation—lie felt honored by my silting at his btord, and toy friends were equally welcome. After much urging. I ronsented to receive his hospitality gratuitously. since he insisted on it, but my friends. 1 would not consent that they should feast at his expense—oh, no! 'I hey must he allowed to pay for their splendid supper.— Weil. if I insisted, he would take pay from them—and he did. "Could 1 sat' two or three words with von in private ?" asked the landlord, in a low voice, as he walk , d by my side towards the coach. which was waiting. "By all meanS," I replied ; and he led me e little to one side, into a dark part of the pi. aZZA. After two or three hems to clear Ins throat, the landlord commenced: " Wll:fit:vet others stay think df you, sir, 1 cutisid.•r you an holiest limn." • Sir. 1 feel very much obliged by the favor able estimate vou have formed of the." " Yes, sir let the opposition say what they please. I believe you to tie a conscientious in dividual—l do." " Well, sir. I consider this is the first time we-have ever met, I must say your liberality is extraordinary ; but I thank you for your good opinion." " Alt, sir, though we have never met, I knew you well—we all know you for a most efficient, and deserving man." " It is true I am tolerably well known in the Western and southern country. and, aa for my efficiency, I believe I do push ahead about as hard as a man conveniently can." " That you do—all parties must acknowl edge it. You hate effected Many improve. theuts in tour department." " Yes,l flatter myself in the stage tlepart inent I have made some improvements." " Your reniovnla have met with gefferal ap proval in this part of the country." "Removals?—Olt yes—l do travel d great deal." " Yes, you do, and to some purpose. Now I wanted to speak to you about our Postmaster here." •• Indeed! Well, what of him." "Are you not aware that he is Whig!" " No he .?"._ . "Yea, he is—and it is thought by• the friends of administration here, that he ought to be removed, and a good democrat ap pointed." " What is. the office worth." • . About fire hundred a year." s. Who would be a proper person for the of. fire !" " Why, I couldn't exactly ray—but PUBLISHED EVERY WEDNESDAY, AT TOWANDA, BRADFORD COUNTY, PA:, BY E. 0. it H. P. GOODRICH BY SOL. eDIITII " REGARDLESS OF DENUNCIATION - FROANY QUARTER." W °old you aet•ept the atipointriletit?" •• Mon willingly,_ if you should think me worthy." Well, I'll tell you what you'd better do.— Write on to the department—state the matter as you've stated it to me, and perhaps"— •• If you would just make a memorandum, it would be sufficient." " My dear sir; don't depend on anythittit that passes between us here—here I am Sol. Smith, as you may see by the waybill; but at Washington—you understand"— " Yes, 1 understand. Then I'll write on to the department." . Yee—write:" " Sir, I shall depend on yob good offices " " Sir, you may—your supper was excellent your attentions shall not be forgotten—fare well—write on to the department. by all means." The worthy aspirant to the Postinastership of the village, accompanied me to the dotah, carefully turned up the steps when I had en tered, and then joined his fellow-citizens in the three loud cheers with which our departure Was honored. A ICENTUCKIAN CLAIMING PRECEDENCE Off' A COUNT.—We were yesterday ehti*n a letter front a young, gentleman—a native of Kentucky who is now in Rome—the Eternal City—to his friends in this state. He gives a graphic description of his journey from Paris thither, and recites one amusing incident of travel, Which is worth transcribing. He states that in the boat in which he travelled on the Rhone train Lyons to Avignon, he was half famished with colthand nearly wholely starved with hun ger. He tried a brine with the cook, and entrea ty with the captain—but neither availed him in obtaining a dinner. After pacing the deck for some time, mentally calling anathemas on the heads of all Frenchmen in general, and the surly boat-captain in particular, whose passen ger he was, lie hurried down to the cabin, fur the purpose of getting a segar and puffing it instead of blowing up the captain. There, to his astonishment, and not without exciting his envy, he found a tallow-faced Russian Count —Count Orlof—discussing a very fine dinner; the obsequious captain standing behind his chair apparently honored with being permitted to act as his waiter. I thought," said the young Kentuckian, casting a scowl at tlie captain, who understood and could speak a little broken English—•• I thought you had told me that you did not ter- Mali your passengers with dinnei i" Pardonne, monsieur; die he not one ebery body passenger ; he one gran' Russian Count." And what the h—l if lie be?" said the Kentuckian, who was as ardent as a Western sun' could make If he bb a Could, a Kentuckian : I'd like to know which should rank higher ?" - Pardenne, monsteur," said the Captain— " You be a Kent—what?—slat be tittle of one nobleman Anglaise, eh?" " No," said the Kentuckian. bluntly—" that is the title of an American sovereign!" " Alt," said the little French captain, shrug ging up his shoulders, and bowing down his head—" alt, excuse!, monsieur—partionne. did no know you be one gran noblemans; but now I get you dinner, Joule suite :" and in due time the dinner was brought—zto which a bot tle of sparkling hock, the young Kentuckian did ample justice. He says lie says lie has never known so agreeable an instance of the respect winch the name inspires abroad, as that occasion afforded him.—N. 0. Della. REVOLUTInSARY REMINISCENSES,—It stirs one's blood, in these latter days, to recall the speeches and the records of the 'legions of those who ; lived in the days of the revolution. %% hen the hews of the fall of :Ticonderoga reached the capital of New Hampshire, John bangdon who was speaker of the Provincial Legislature, see ing the public - crAlit exhausted, and his friends diseourned, rose and said : have $3.000 hard money ; I will pledge my plate for 83,000 more. I have 70 hogsheads of Tobago runt, which shall be sold for the most it mill hying. These are at the service of the State. li we succeed in defer.diug our firesides and our hothes, I may be remunerated. If we do not, the property will be of no value. Our old friend Starke, who so nobly maintained the honor of our State at Bunker nil!. may safely be entrust ed with the conduct of the enterprise. and we will check the proceedings of fkirgoyne." These were the days of patriotism ! The offer was accepted, the money paid, the plate hypothe cated, and the ruin converted into cash. A corps of mountaineers was soon raised arid fibbed tinder the command of Starke. When he came in sight of the enemy at Bennington, he said ; "Boys, there are the Red Uoats. We must beat them, or this night Molly Statke will be a widow lie did heat them. The tide of war was turned—the firesides and hearths of our fathers preserved ; but whether old John'Ldtfg don eier got back his plate, except in continen tal rags, we do not know. There are many who loSt every thing In the • service of their country. made advancer" and sacrificed estate, whose descendants are now poor. Gum ARIIIIC.-413 Morocco, atioui the mid dle of November; that hi, after the rainy season. which begins early in July. a juice exudes spontaneditalv from the trunk and principal branches of the acacia' tree. In about fifteen days it thickens in the furrow. down which it runs. either in a vat:tattler (orworm) shape, or more commonly assuming the form of round and oval tears, about the site of a pigeons egg of different colors, as they belong to the White or red gum tree. About the middle of Decem ber the Monte encamp on the border of the for- Cat, and the harvest lasts six weeks. The gum is packed in very large sacks of tanned leather, and brought on the backs of bullocks and camels to certain ports. where it is sold to the French and English merchants. Gum it highly nutritious. During the whole time of the harvests, of the 'journey. and of the fair. the Moors of the desert live almost entirely upon it; and experience has plied that six ounces of gum are sufficient .forlhe support of 4 man during twenty•four 129 Spring Fork. There is no season of the geat iu tibieh en ergy, activity, and good calculation is more requisite than the present. Animals of Al kinds, young:and old, and particularly those intended fur labor, demand increased Cite 4nd attention. March is one of the most trying months for animals, as they ore, as the Stayiiig is, between hay and grass." and too rifted the oupp'y of either they can obtain, is barely suf ficient to support life. - If farmers would eoh: eider the much greater 'quantity of milk a cow will yield in a season that is in good condition in the spring, than one that has been on lift" through March or April. we are eonfldent there would not be So many skeleton cows on our farms as there now is. If too, they would fur one•moment reflect th it a latte tiatt ot an animal's power of draft lies in his weight, and that where this is wanting, and the whole is thrown on muscular exertion, the animal must soon give why, they *Mild feel the necessity of having their work stock horses or cattle, at this season, in good heart, their flesh sound and durable, and we should be spared the mortifi cation of seeing so many poor and miserable teams in the field, at a time when all Should be life and activity. TO work well, an animal must be kept well; and the work; in nine cases out of ten will be found best done, where the teams are in the best condition. You might as well expect that an Asiatic team, of a jackass and a woman yok ed together, would break up the ground to the proper depth, as that a pair of seare,croli ea or oxen can do it. Never undertake to see on haw little food your teams can subsist:— No better eriterion is neededpf the natttre of a man's cultivation of ground, than is afforded by his animals ; and lie who starves, them, will soon find his land will starve him. At this season of the year sheep requite much atten tion, and will repay it. Sheep are - among our moat profitable animals, and on the whole; ire 'quire less care thaii most others if the little they demand is given at the proper time. Look out for the lambs and the weak hardy of the flock; and ao itot *etre a drove of hardy weath ers to pick over and trample upon the fodder, before the ewes and lambs can get a taste. • It is an important point in commencing work in the spring, that every implement riecebsaiy should be at hand, and in first rate condition, when wanted. The good farmer has his house for his farm implement!, as Well as for hlthielf hr his stock, and is careful diet all shall he put in their place, as fast as the season throws them out of use. In the winter, all are care fally examined. and the necessary repairs are made. The farmer who permits this wink to pass until the implements are Wanted in the field, will find he must lose many valuable hours, if not days, at a time u hen one, if lost, is with difficulty overtaken. There is a Veil great fault among farmers, and we feel justified in reprobating it in strong terms, because we have been sometimes guil ty of it ourselves; and that is, laying out more work than Carl be done by the force on the farm, timely and pioperly ; and experibobe has convinced tie that if work cannot be done as it should be, it is better not to meddle with it at all. Never is this fault more observable, or more injurious, than in putting in the eropi of the seaStiti. There ate some cultivated plants, in which we may be certain will not mature unless the seeds are in the ground ;it about such a time—a time, it IS ribs, 'varying fit diffeient latinfdeit, but deneially well under stood at any given place; yet we find Some farmers so negligent, and what is worse, mak ing an assumed trust in ptovldenEe an excuse for their laziness, as to he weeks behind the proper time of getting in the seed. Indian milt and generally spring wheat; barley, or oats may serve as an example of such plants, As if the sowing of them froni any Cantle, Is delay ed beyond t h e propel tittle, although by chance; a pretty fair crop, so fai as regards may he produced. yet the quality Will be found inferior, the grain light, and the danger from blight, or rust, greatly increased. Do not entertain the idea thit your fdrai Work can go on siicaessrtilY, uhlesio yob give it your personal supervision. The merchant, the lawyer.the doctor,must attend to there business personally, or all will go wrong, and it is not less so with the farmer. Poor Richard never drew from his stot.eo of wisdom a better maxim thait that "he who by the plow Would thrive. himself must either hold or drive."—Laborers may be faithful and careful, but they cannot enter hilly into`all the intentions and plans of the farmer ; and he must be the guid ing anti directing head of tith Whole, or Much ill directed effort will take Mace. The good farmer will be in the field with his laborers. Ile never says Id them go, but come ; and he knows that in the management of a farm, ex ample is far better that precept. It would di; well if every fume} Would, in. arranging hie buistiess far the year. determine every season to make one or more experiments in some branch of husbandry. that would lead to some important result ; either in determin the best method of procedure It/ fegaiii to sonic crop, or bring new evidence' towards settling some controverted point in agrichlture. When we reColleit hay) oriaiik peltiid there dra in busbandty about which good farmers are not agreed, such as fehito to the glowing of trope; times end methods of seeding. prepara tion of soil, rearing anti fattening of animals.. &c. &c.. it is not a litt'a surprising that more ca - efully conducted expeiimente not made i& throw new light upon them. There is not a farmed. tvlto Might fin; in this way. by well conducted experiment; and the communication of the reatilte td some agricultural journal, de' much towards Intiodeeing more correct notions and bettei methods of•far 11111 l g than noift exist. The introduCtiou and the propagation of good fruit, is one of the many' things that most not be ot , eflixiked in any estimate of - spring - labor6.-- The man who neglects to plant fruit Wets, when he has a rod of ground to plant them on, avows his intention of brcomine a nuisance to, his neighbors : for depend npon it, theman V) is too lazy to plant, will not be too proud to bee. or above allowing hie children to steal the fruit of his mote induiarioui and careful neighbor.- Every man who has cultivatbd s fruit kanten it iVell aware of thli 'state of things ; and has (mind that the coming into bearing dr a Dew . and d li cate fruit, instead of adilin • to -Ins enjoyment, as it should, has only setved es a signal orgather -1 hie to . these ill owned plunderers. The only remedy is for every farmer to endeavor to make the beat fruits abundant ; to !dant enough 'for himself, and some to spare. put whatever may lie the nature of die labor to be dohii, diet° should be no haphazard work t nothing that has not entered into the plan of the farmer, either as principal or contingent, and been provided for accordingly. Every move ment in managing_ a farm should be the teslili of reflection, of preconcerted arrangement, and directed to a certain and definite end. "Were such always the base; we should see fewer bad ly cultivated farms, fewer pieces of work . un finished for want of lime, and fewer farmere " coming out at the little emi of the horn," the re sult of bad calcidatiditi and unthriftiness. ANECDOTE Or FATii Father Taylor was delivering one of his power ful discourses at the Seaman's Bethel. and when in the middle °Cony of his,most terrible pictures, an old rusty-looking salt got up, and was walkingtowards the door, when the parson sung out. "the enemy flies, he Hire, our fire is too hot for hiltcr-we have knikked, his, top hammer down, Skid now he is ciawling off un der his lower masi."—All eyes (the church was crowded as it alwayi s *lien he preaches.) were turned round, and looking him in the face; said in a pretty loud voice," you're mistithen,, old cock, if your shot has madq this call haul off; you never saw the 'day when you could theke fith a dory lower. I'm just going to get a glass of grog and if you'll take a turn Abate till I come back. let you see how I can stand your broadsides."—"Good," cried half a doien other " go it Jack," cried oth ere, "yciiell Mae a first rate parson, tip igain;" anti other expressions followed. The whole audience was in an uproar, some laughing. others more pious, hushili to reinnie order. Whn all was quit again, Father Taylor. by no Means disconcerted— having apparently enjoyed the joke him-self— said that is a tough sinner; but we have hull ed him—he has got it hot aqd between wind and iiyatek, and unless he hauls into the Gospel dock. he'll go down all standing ; pumping ean'xdste elm lidw, 'hit Sailor returned, and Father Taylor resumed hii dis course ; and it is a remarkble fact that he never lost sight of the old sailor until he succeeded in converting him. The sailot now a very respectable man,and Would blush to his eyes If oiie would allude to this citcuinstance. Inserts In Gra= At One of the the ,agilirultiaal meetings in AllidnY; Hid *inter, Hon: Mr. Hhoi{le3tißseFv ed that an insect similar to that foiled in Wheat. sometimes called the weevil, had been seen in gnu*. We have this season discovered in the spear grass. or Kentucky blue gran. (Poa pra feasts.) *hit *e suppriso to tie the Inseci refer red !m it Itt ddi, hofireier, of the sarue class as the, wheat insect—it nioie dearly resenble in character the spindle worm of Indian corn, class. ed by Dr. Harris under the name Nourgriade. The insect, in the lame state; dia}trie round arottiitl the Bteiti of the glass aboire the upper joint. It is so small that it is not readily seen by the naked eye, except when . nearlt full grown. We have dot( yet discovered it to the petfect or fly state; The period of its attacks on the OA is sooti alter th 4 11Fdd ffidttei its apPeatancir, dint (judging from what we have this . teat seen) continues but a few days—their isvdgei having ceased before the grass comes into blooin. The elfecti of the iiiirnt are easily Seen by the dead grass. The egg from which it proceeds, seems to be desprisited between the stem and-leaf; (dt stiadflt) ibll die iarvie preys on the juices and tender part of the stem, which soon causes it to die and turn white down to the frit joint. We haire 'indeed on sortie fields where the kinds of grass mentioned prevails, that nearly all the heads were dedd. We . kava not seen it on other kinds orgrass than that mentioned. We should not Sappole that it would occasion much damage, as it only attacks the Hall• in the manner described, and the varie ty of glass to which it seems to be ironneil is chiefly valued for its leaves, which are not in jured. and Probabli not lessened in quantity. DELtittuti.--4. Never wail drunk but once id my life," said a chap once in,,my hearing; . " end I never mean to be again: The infect s eemed to be very steep, and I lifted my feet at every step as if I was getting hp laths.. Several earn Wheels were making revolutions in my brains, and at onetime I fancied my head was a lava etlivine and turning establishment, the lathes of which I was keeping in motioi iviih illy own feet. I couldn't conceive what was the - reason the town had tutted into seat an enormous hill and what Made it work, tiass algff ff Actlitied alt the dine hi he ditivviit Weld and threatened to pitch over on me. Stop, stop, said I. and 11l head this old hill yet, or at leavt, it ilian't head me. I turned Fiantl to go Join and get at the bottom t tell the ! if the town did'itt turn right tout With the; beading fife ail the Rine, , and presenting (he high bluff in trout iii me. Well Buie enough; the girnind flew up and struck me on the forehead ; and as soon as the stars Aeared athiy, 1 cointnenced Clifitbing With my hands' and knees. The next thing !saw was a big Nick bowie Coming full split round *earner, and I believe ft tun nglit over the; far 1 1 don't te rnembei more." ktmonttto Saes Cortx.-1 wish . fn t'eeiinr7 your readers that if they aiinld give their ianii next spring from the depieditromi of the squir iels. mice birds, &L... to piepare foi smoking *lf i'keiding to the following iecitipe —Leave a few Wake On ifie lePti rare: eb iliac they can be hung np in the siiloite•honee aUH smoked with the hams ; or hang them up in any dry place; and befoie planting. dip the end of a stick in tar set fire to it and holding it under the corn, give its thorough Smoking. I have tried . this for threeyears. and have - saved many times my - subscription to the raper-by it. The Merl Child. Shide of keiiible !" ejabblited *aid. ai that, time manager for Jefferson & Maekenzie, in Paliimore. .4m* it is past sesbn n'Clock, and emok'd biek'd Richard' not in his dressing room." "Mc dear Ai." laid the most- original orali men, the imperturah!e Thomas V. Clainer,“do not he so precipitate. When the late Daniel Reed—=: "An you loi , t; me Hal," interrupted the Magi manager," go to the—"and then the poor manager chazzeed, as was his wont, wilt' his bands clasped in agony, from one side or Holli day street cage to the othei. "Ring in first music, air ?" inquired the call boy, who scratched his head and seemed to en joy the despair of his manager. "Ring,Pyou red-heeded imp of S,otan"--44i14& senile Calibani get out of iity eight, or ring your neck off.' Away went the call boy, and away Vtint thd manager. Wahl stsitbhbil every barroom in the vicinity of the theatre, for the great tragedian. but all in vain. At last a little boy came run ning to him, almost breathleis *nit fatigue, and told him that Mt. Booth was in a hay-loft in Front streei. The iiiinager found a crowd or people gathered around the building in question ; and he had some difficulty in edging hemself throng!, .the dense pleas. Climbing up • rough ladder, he cautiously iars'ed his head above the floor of the second story, and there satin the ob ject of his Search, on rafter, with a wreath of straw about his ;ambles in imitation of a crown. , ..Bochh," said the ihanager, imploringly," foi Heilven'S Sake, come down ! It's nearly eight o'clock, and the audience will pull the theatre to peices." The tragedian fixed hie dari eye on the in: (ruder, and raising his right arm majestically, hfi thundered forth : "I am seated oh my threnel A. proud a one, as you dlaiehi Mountain; Where the min Makes his lest Mend !" Come, my dear fellow, let's, gro—,We'll have a 'ease of brandy; and a and all that..• Come, please come." He deiscended gracefully from his yellow pine throne, and kissing the, tip ell or hilt augers, replied with a inple, yOu with all be; enteing eruct.: Lead on, my lord of Essex.= To the Tower—to the Tower." . , After a littleorrsuasion, Ward lead the trage: dltin to the theatre; got him &remit], the i.tirtairi rose; and the play went on. :Tint ai the Second i cast was announced to commence, a messenger. covered with dust, rns ed behihd thestage, and tiefotv he 'ciiUlit he itto 'fled, was in earnest con versation with the wagedian. . . "What ?" said Booth, as he pressed his lonic fingers on his bread white teinples," as though he tried td clinch the brain beneath. "dead. say you t Dead ritid buried t My Pour little child— roy beautiful one t And then seeing the curtain rise he rushed on, eiclaiming-- "She has health to progress far u thertay; Though not to bear the eight of their &r.:. The beatitiful scene heitiecti An Anna anti Gloa ter ibas itevir Tre actor, the nol.lest of all,. when he chose to be, gave the words of the bard with thrilling effect t but there was a strange calinneas about hie ifianner that told ha third Was not upon the ehaiabter. Sill the lhGltilude applauded Until the old roof rang again, and those behind the scenes stool breinh le.l3 with eager delight. The third act calmed Bboth Was nowhere td be found: It was a bitter cold night, awl the farmer ati he drove saw his horseman wrapped in a largC , cloak. which as it opened disclosed a glitteting dress beneath, ride rapidly p ast hire. It was lloolh in his Richard corium:ie. Aladneits had seized him, and regardless of everything, al tlie still hours of midnight; tie ledi going to pay iisit to his dead liraviltig his flat_sivordi and throwing his jewelled cap from his head, he lashed his horse's flanks With" the hire weapon With the inidital , The tali dar' trees on each side Of him touched his heated brow filth their silver frosted branches, in thinking they Were then in pursuit, the mad at: to; chi. at them with his sword; and corsed theuf as he flew rapidly by. At last, a gallant ride of two hours, the horse:, midn ante . insight of a country , graveyard, and as he saw the %late tops or Vie monuments peeping through the dark foliage, like snowy crests Upon the boson' of a itlaek billow, he raised a shout wild enough to 'rare the ghost IThd theft still etavei. Ile &mounted; anti -sway sped the riderless horse over hill and dale. It was the work ofa moment, (and the insane 20 cunning beyond all) to wrench the door fiom the vault dontandnig, thr. dead bo !y of hie He seized the tiny coffin in his arms, w ith the strong arm of a desperate man he tore open the. lid, and in a moment more the edit] blue lips of hie-dead child were glued to the pat tietor a. The next morning some of the tragedians' g wild stkitt of laughter that seem ed tit proceed from his sleeping room: The door: waer s forced'open and 13noth was discovered lying on his. bed. gibbering in idiotic madness. and Pilegilid the eorf ie. of his little one.--.. Vent Orleans Crescent City. . PLAN - ram TREES:-A very , poor and aged min. busied. in planting appletrees. Was rode -I:ir asked." Why do you plant trees, who can-, not hope to eat the fruit of them 2" 111 raised himself Up. aiict lesninß on his splide, replied. " Some one planted trees . for me before I was, born, and I,llaile eaten the,lruit.; I now plant . for otiirni , that the memorial of my - gritinide may when I am dead and gone." - fit or 1111 ff women nt bortlon saiiihemeelves: fr om a:aiving du ring the win ter. by tromp:Om their summerparninbi.--..' Many of the lahoofirs of tfiat merry" county.; de . elared at a recent meeting, that they knew meat Only by nanie.• WDAT lei GOOD 'I 7 4I,RMINA.-711e, best and . most dithy definition 1 , 7 e ever lieard of good far ming. was given by Mr. Kane at a late agricul tural Omitting in Donetshire. Englane. He said; he fed his land before hungry. rested it befog vimery. and needcd,o before fwd. • /!!! smizzakz -660