craIME IS 7130 U0VY.115321)&8 -.- . WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 5, 1845 Tax Tinter.—We perceive that this subject is again b eg i nn ing to agitate the public mind—and, as the com mencement of the next Congress is near at - hand, some • of the strenuous advocates of a " high protective" policy, exhibit a feverish anxiety under the fear that the friends of" equal protection to all elastic? are about to carry t heir principles into practice by reducing the tariff to the proper revenue standard. Believing that every thing ca 3 this subject, which affords practical illustration, and b r ings the subject in a common sense view before our readers, will be read with interest, we transfer to our columns, the following plain remarks, made by the Philadelphia Ledger in an article headed Duty on Wool : " For many years past, the woolen manufacturers of New England have urged that the ywere the champi ons of the apicultural interest, and that the duties which they demanded on foreign cloths, and conse quent bounties on their own, would promote the agri cultural interest, in the production of American wool. But when the representatives of the manufacturing interest niched practical details in Congress, in the con struction of tariffs, they invariably contended for duties and discriminations on wool that would afford little or no protection to the American'. farmer; and, on these su bjects, they always - fought pitched battles witli the ag nealtural representatives. These agricultural represen tatives were obliged to exercise all their vigilance and in genuity, to obtain a tariff that would preUnt the mer cantile manufacturers from surreptitiously introducing fine foreign wool without cleaning; another the nur ture of very fine and very coarse wools in the same bag, for the purpose of introducing.the whole ea coarse wool, or as a mixture upon a low average. But most of these tricks were defeated by the sagacity of the agricultural representatives ; and during the debates upon the tariff of 184 come of them were defeated by the represents tires from Vermont; the State which produces more fine wool than any two others. But all these safeguards for the American producers of wool will avail little, under the patriotic devices of these mercantile manufacturers. They know a trick worth two of any undertaken by the fatmers in self-defence. A few gears age, South America furnished abundance cf very coarse wool, which, being collected from the native owner, by American Merchants at Buenos Ayres and Monte Video, was imported in a very unclean condition. But within a few years, the "Yankees," the shrewd mercantile manufaturers of poston, have sent large Mina ben of merino rams to South America for the purpose of improving the wool of the native sheep. They have bought immense tracts of land on the Pampas or plains, fir nothing, covered them with native sheep, bought for nothing, mixed them with merinoes from the Uni ted States, and hired Gauchos, or South America Indi ana and Creoles, for next to nothing, to take all requisite CM of them. One merchant of Boston has sent there, within• a few years, more than a thousand merino rams, and is now the ostensible owner of a million of sheep, feeding through the whole year on the Pampas. We know not how far the " merchant princes" of the manne factoring interest, " Our First Men," are concerned in the ownership of these flocks ; but we take for granted that a speculation. so profitable would _not escape their shrewdness. The Pampas can support merino as well as other sheep, and therefore produce fine, as well as coarse wool; and Yankee ingenuity will, indeed has, invented machinery for cleaning this wool from burs and all Alter foreign substances. And what willfine wool, thus produced, cost the manufacturing owners landed in Bos m, Probably less than six centsfor the pound. And the lay upon this, according to the agricultural tariff of . '.;12, is 35 per eentum ; and this, upon six cents, will •-• two cents, one mill; and thus the this South Ameri ii wool, produced by those farmers, the manufacturers •Z Boston, will cost them, landed at their store-hottsm, Silt cents one mill per pound Can American farmers raise wool for 8 cents, per Nand! No. Then where is the protection afforded by the agricultural tariff of 1842 It is precisely like the protection afforded to the farmer by the same tariff, in the duties on linseed and linseed oil ; that on • the first being six cents per bushel, and that on the second twen iy-five cents per gallon ; an arrangement under which all the flaxseed a imported, because the American fann er cannot raise it cheap enough, while he must pay a tax of twenty•five cents or about thirty-three per cent, on every, gallon of oil fur painting his house. And while he raising of wool will soon be transferred from the American farmer to the " merchant prince" manufactu rer, opeteoing through pauper labor in South America, the fariml r,,u,,t pay a heavy j;ounty on his clothing, for brneflt 'hue " merchant Prince" manufacturer. And L " ,t hdprctect i iin to agriculture ! Now we are very wan g to 4.e fine wool raised in South America for ;Ire or or cents, or one cent, or nothing, and wrought Into American cloths. But we are utterly unwilling to see the farmer taxed for cloth for the benefit ofthe manu facturer, while this very manufacturer, under the same e3itern oELlxation, raises the wool.- If one end of the b2rlrain is taxed, let the other be equally so ; -and if the w ool Coulee in free, so let the cloth. One pretence of these manufacturers, in calling for high duties, is the protection of American against foreign agriculture and leer. Yet whenever they can promote their own prof 't• theY quite forget both. Let them dismiss this can't 'Pqk oat boldly and honestly, and say what tliky really ft.! Ind think, aye, and act upon every opportunity, 'het in competition with their own profit, they care no t I,sixpence for American agriculture and labor. The iroulen manufacturers of Boston prating about prolix- Imo to the farmer, against foreign pauper labor, and then rasing their wool with pauper labor, on the plains of South America, at a cost that would depauperato the American farmer ! Maw ! HOw long will American Cullen; be duped by such dishonest pretences! '1 [For the Bradford Reporter.) Thoughts for Young Men.—No. A GOLD Misr..—lt was tke opinion of Plato, that the mind of man by nature knoweth all things," and that its acquisitions in knowledge are bnttbe recollection of ideas obscured and conceided by the groatinesset his Ell. oal nature An opinion somewhat similar has grown , tit of the idealism, that owes its modern origin to Des (• :lulea Cousin a French philosopher, who evidently 4 1 !Noy idea s in common with the German School of 414 45, asserts that the mind has originally in itself all THE 13RAI)F I R 1) RE its future knowledge; given, however, in an otweure synthesis, which may remain without development, as it does in the peasant, or, if fully analyzed, display all the mental richness of a Leibnitz, a LOcke, or a Bacon. I take for granted that he refers to that portion of our . knowledge, for the acquisition of which we depend upon the exercise of our reasoning powers ; and with this limitation, the idea is more defensible than the common history of men would lead us to suppose. Every young man, therefore, should regard hls capa city for improvement in knowledge, and mental power, as a Goan extra,within himself, of inexhaustible richness. and which he has only to work with proper diligence, to bring up treasures, compared to which. the wealth of a Girard or an Astor, is but the glittering bauble of a This leads me to remark the common error of suppo sing that education is mainly a process of taking in, and not rather a course of drawing out. The spider does go abroad for the threads of her web : she spins them from within. - The rude material, shomsy indeed take up, in part, in the shape of food ;. and so in education something musk be received from without : but the chief work in our mental improvement, is the spinning, or mining process, which developes our stores, and, in the very act of developinent, increases them, as no at tempt at mere filling up ever can. But what is the process of spinning or mining I which ever we may term it. The most considerable part, it seems to me, is giving expression to our ideas, setting them forth so as distinctly so array them in the ap- . proved methods of speech. This may be done in eon• venation, by teaching, and by the use of the pen. Of this latter mode, I have spoken in a former essay. The rule is, take any subject that seems interesting, and pen the first thought that occurs. This will most likely produce a second thought, and the-second a third,till the mind becomes excited, and thoughts appear in swarms, almost without our bidding. This may not occur at a first or second attempt: but iii-many cases would be the certain result at actually_ expressing what we already know. will any render abolish the phrase I can't from his vocabulary, and TUT? Tovranda, Oct. 24, 1845 " It's march of ruin is ever onward! It reaches abroad to others—invades the family and social circle—and spreads woe and sorrow on all around. It cuts down youth, in its strength, and age in its weakness. It breaks the father's heart—bereaves the doting mother ; extinguishes natural affectionerasea,Conjugal love—blots Out filial attachment—blights pa rental hope, and brings down mourning age "in sorrow to the grave." It produces weak ness. not itrength—sickness, not health— death, not life. It makes wives widows ; children orphans ; fathers fiends—and all of them paupers and beggars. It hails fever— feeds rheumatism—nurses gout—welcomes epidemics—invites cholera—imparts pestilence and embraces consumption. It covers the land with idleness 'and poverty, disease and crime. It fills your jails, supplies your alms houses, and demands your asylums. It en genders ,controversies—fosters quarrels—and cheris'hes riots. It contemns laws, spurns or der and loves mobs. It crowds your peniten tiaries, and furnishes the victims for your scaffolds. It is the life-blood of the gambler— the aliment of the counterfeiter—the prop of the highwayman, and the support of the mid. night incendiary. It countenances the liar. respects the thief, andesteems the blasphemer. It violates obligations, reverences fraud, and honors infamy. It defames benevolence, hates love, scorns virtue, and slanders innocence.— It incites the father to butcher his of the child to raise theiparricidal axe. It burns up man—consumes women—detests life—curses God, and despises Heaven. It suborns witnesses, nurses perjury, defiles the jury -box, and stains the judicial ermine.• It bribes votes, disqualifies voters, corrupts elec tions, pollutes our institutions,.and endangers our government. It degrades the citizens, de bases the legislature, dishonors the statesman, and disarms the patriot. It brings shame, not honor; terror, not safety ; despair, not hope ; misery, not happiness. And now, as with the malevolence of a fiend, it calmly survey its frighful devastations, and insatiate with havoc, it poisons felicity, peace. ruins morals, slays reputation , blights confidence and wipes out national honor—then curses the world, and laughs at its ruin." THE HEAVEN ON TILE BIBLE.—It is not suffi ciently adverted to, that the happiness of Hea ven lies simply and essentially in the well go ing machinery of a well-goingconditioned soul ; and that according to its measure, it is the same in kind with the happiness of God, who heed forever in bliss ineffable, because he is unchangeable in being, good and uprightand holy. There may be audible music in-hea ven ; but its chief delights will be in the music of a well-poised affection, and in principles in full and consenting harmony with the laws of eternal rectitude. There may be visions of loveliness there; but it will be the loveliness of virtue, as seen directly in God, and as re flected back,ag,ain in family likeness from all his children). It will be this that shall give its purest and sweetest transport to the soul. In a word, the main reward of paradise is spiritu al joy ; and that springs at once from the love and the possession of spiritual excellence. It is such a joy as sin extinguishes on the mo ment of its entering the soul : and such a joy :mis again restored to the soul. and irimediate• ly on its being restored to righteousness. DIVISION OF Lanon.—A certain preacher who wad holding forth to a somewhatisvearied congregation, " lifted up his eyes" to the gal. lerv, and beheld his son pelting the people wth chestnuts. The Domine was about to ad- . minister to him, a sharp and stringent repri mand for his flagrant act of impiety , and disre spect, but the youth anticipating him, bawled out; at the top of his voice t • " You mind your preaching, daddy, and PM keep them awake !" The scene that ensued may be safely left to the imagination. ' PUBLISHED EVERY WEDNESDAY, AT TOWANDA, BRADFORD COUNTY, PA., BY E. S. GOODRICH & SON. C. B.A Intemperance,. " REGARDLESS OF DENUNCIATION 'EOM ANY QUARTER." Time's Changes. IT WINTHROP MACRWOUTR PHARR I saw her once—so freshly fair, That like a blossom just unfolding, She opened in Life's cloudless air; And Nature joyed to view its moulding: Her smile it haunts my memory yet— Her cheek's fine hue divinely glowing— Her rosebud mouth—her eyes of jet— Around, on all their light bestowing: Oh ! who could look on such a form, So nobly free, so softly tender, And darkty dream that earthly storm Should dim such sweet, delicious splendor ! For in her mien, and in her face, And in her yomig steps fairy lightness, Nought could the raptured guar trace But beauty's glow, and pleasure's brightness. I saw her twice—an altered charm— But still of magic, richest, rarest, Than girlhood's talisman less warm, Though yet of earthly sights the fairest Upon her breast she held a child, The very image of its mother; Which ever to her smiling smiled— They seemed to live but in each other : But matron cares, or lurking wo, Her thoughtless, sinless look bad banished, And from her cheek the roseate glow Of girlhood's balmy morn had vanished ; Within her eyes, upon her brow, Lay something softer, fonder, deeper, • As if in dreams some visioned wo Had broke the Elysium of the sleeper. I saw her thrice—Fate's dark deem In widow's garments had arrayed her, Yet beautiful she seemed to be, As even my reveries portrayed her; The glow, the glance had passed away, The sunshine and the sparkling glitter ; Still, though I noted pale decay, The retrospect was acutely bitter ; Or, in their place a calmness dwelt, Serene, subduing, soothing, holy; In feeling which, the bosom felt That every louditr mirth is folly— A pensivenew, which is not grief, stillness--es of sunset streaming-3 A fairy glow on flower and leaf, Till earth looks like a landscape dreaming. A last time—and unmoved she lay, Beyond Life's dim, uncertain river, A glorious mould of fading clay, From whence the spark had fled forever ! I gazed—my breast was like to burst— • And as I thought of years departed, The years wherein I saw her first, When she; a girl, was tender-hearted— And, when I mused on later days, As moved she in her matron duty, A happy mother, in the blaze 'Of ripened hope, and sunny beauty.— I felt a chill, I turned aside— Bleak Desolation's cloud came o'er me, And Being seemed a troubled tide, Whose wrecks in darkness swam before me! Napoleon as Lawgiver of Poland. After the peace of Tilsit, Napoleon, who could scarcely wait for its termination, has tened to show himself again to his people as a conqueror, and travelled from Poland to Dres den without making any stoppage on the road. He had been convinced that the Poles, after the many promises made to them, and after the many and , great sacrifices, were not pleas ed with his conversion of their country into the Duchy of Warsaw. With the view now of giving us a suitable constitution, lie convok ed the government commission which was to promulgate it ; or rather, probably in conse quence of some error, he notified his minister, resident at Warsaw, that Stanislaus Potozki, and myself (Wybizki) should immediately join him at Dresden. The dissatisfaction that this occasioned to my colleagues was not disguised from me; and I impressed on Potozki that the entire commission ought to be assembled for an affair of such importance. I explained, however, to the president Malachowski. that Napoleon could only have summoned two of us through some misconception, and because we were best known to him. It was at last decided, that we should un dertake this political journey in a body; and I set every engine , in motion, in order to tip. pear before Napoleon with a plan for the con stitution. I must, however, admit, that there was but little unison or disposition to work among us. The venerable Malachowski, as the marshal of our once famous diet, wishrd to address Napoleon, praying (or the restoration of the constitution of the 3d of May, 1791. I strongly argued that this constitution was no longer adapted to the spirit of the passing age. that they must now admit the entire nation to representation, and that serfage must be entire ly abolished; nothing of which was provided fur in the constitution of the 3d of May, be cause the nation at that time still clung too &web to its ancient ideas. 1 exerted myself greatly in proposing the leading principles of the work that had devolved on us, and Potozki supported me throughout; but unluckily, he fell ill, and I was at length obliged • to 'rouse him forcibly from his bed, and bring him with me to Dresden. Our colleagues had already preceded us; and I arrived late at Dresden. as I was obliged to 'travel quietly aria carefully with my invalid. Napoleon, who had been some time in a state of impatience, ordered us immediately to appear before hiM. The va rious articles for the constitution, which, as I have before tiSid. I had, with Potozki, Propos ed at Warsaw, were again discussed on our way to the audience, and additions were made to them. Although we were • now about to appear before the emperor. our colleagues had not yet arrived at unanimity of _opinion.— Bat when did union ever exist in Poland! We arrived 'al the palace: Napoleon had Potozki'and myself only summoned before him, and immediately on our entrance, com menced upbraiding us for the lateness of our ar , rival. In the presence of the then master of the world, much tact, and more : patience, were . necessary. Having listened to his re= preaches, we endeavored to begin a low words expressive of our thanks to him for granting us a constitution, when he continued—" I know that the Poles are discontented, because they only possess - the Duchy of Warsaw ; but I cannot compromise the interests of France on your account." We again endeavored to ex press our gratitude, in the name of the bation. and Napoleon seized his hat, and compressing it between his hands, said—" Thus all will be crushed some day." Upon this he asked us if we had brought with us any-plan for a con stitution. Potozki, thereupon, began to read out what we had drawn in brief; but Napoleon interrupted him, "In these days you require antither—a representative constitution." lie said ; and ordered the attendance of the Duke of &man°, for the purpose of dictating one to him. We here ventured to announce to him, that the president and other members of the government commission were waiting in the ante-chamber. He allowed them to enter, and received them with all the severest reproaches on their disunion, disposition to anarchy, &c., and terminated by saying—. I will abolish serfage among you, and establish a representa tive government, under the sceptre of the King of Saxony and his dynasty." Napoleon then began to dictate the consti tution which, as is historically known, he pro mulgated to the Duchy of Warsaw. on the 22d of July, 1807. He spoke so rapidly, while walking up and down the room, that the Duke of Bassani), who was almost obliged to write upon his knees, had the greatest difficul ty to follow him. He asked us from time to time if we were satisfied, and was certain to receive answers according to his will. In an hour the work was completed; but it was still in the rough, having been accomplish ed, as it were, during a walk. Napoleon gave the final' arrangement of 'the constitution over to the Duke of Bassano, who, with our selves made his bow, and retired without say ing a word. What an impression did this hour make on me t For so many hundred years had we been without a settled government, when the last diet, after four years duration brought a sickly constitution to light; Napoleon had composed one that was well adapted to our nation, and to• its actual circumstances in an hour. .We returned'into the audience chamber, and were presented to the King of Saiony as our Duke. Even here Napoleon did not fail to use the bitterest reproaches against us. He went so far as to threaten to withdraw. the constitution the moment that we should return to our former habits. Thus we were obliged to expiate our errors, or rather those of our forefathers. We had on this occasion, an instance of the respectful awe which the emperor inspired.— While he was dictating, a chamberlain an nounced the King of Westphalia. Let him wait." exclaimed Napoleon. The King of Saxony was not less respectful to him than ourselves, and. as we afterwards took our leave, the emperor said—•• I know that the King of Saxony is no sovereign for you ; he is no sol dier, but you have yourselves chosen him at your diet. " The high Potatoe. The following facts, communicated by the Rev. Ezekiel Rich, late of Troy, Hew Hamp shire, to the Genesee Farmer, very justly and briefly sets forth thevalue and virtues of the Irish Potatoe, a vegetable for which there is none other that could be substituted : " For recommendation of this root and en couragement in its cultivation, I will now state some of its most observable qualities. 1; It does not too highly excite the human appetite, and thus render it, like many , other things, out of due proportion with the powers of digestion. This is indeed a grand affair in the province of temperance and health. Even the best varieties ate not liable to be eaten to excess. 2. There is probably no kind of food that has a more just and healthful proportion of bulk and nutriment. Its soluble and nutritious mat ter is said to be 25 per cent; whereas that of barley is 83. wheat 85, rice 90, beans and peas from 89 to 93. This fact renders it easy of digestion, and unlikely to surcharge the sys tem and produce dyspepsia. 3. 'f he potatoe, like milk contains just such a proportion of adueous substance combined with its nutriment, that it is, for both' an and beast, food and drink. This is a great con venience. 4. It is very easy grown and cooked, of course it is a very cheap article of food.— Hence it goes far towards supporting a dense population, and it is a very great blessing to the poor, 5. It does not exhaust the soil like most other - vegetables, especially oats • and turnips, and leaves it in good state for the succeeding crop. 6. New varieties are the best, are easily obtained from the top ball seeds; taking how ever, about three years to bring them to ma• turity. 7. It is very easily prederved. whetherdried like fruit, or not whether to its farina or starch, or kept in its original state." THE ELDEST PACIOUTEIL—The deportment of the older children of die. family is of great impoitance to the younger.—Their obedience or insubordination operates throughout the whole circle. Especially is the station of the eldest daughter one of eminence. She drank the first draught of the mother's love. She usually enjoys much of her counsel and com panionship'. In her absence she is the natural viceroy. Let the mother take double pains to form her on a correct model; to make her amiable, diligent, domestic. pious;.trusting that the Otago of those virtues may leave im pressions on the soft, waxen hearts of the younger ones, to whom she may in the, provi; dence of God, be called to fill the place of ma ternal guide. Do IVluit Is High Como glint flay. The abdve is a translation of a motto rather famous, but always commended to ne , by' itsl position in the Alexandria Gazette, whose edi. tor always followed his text, like a good I preacher. We are now reminded of the max im, and induced to press upon our readers. i especially the young, by a circumstance that recently occurred at Patterson, (N. J ) A man named Cunningham. was charged with murdering a man with whom he was, at the time of the death, bathing. It was charged that he had kept him beneath the water. When the testimony of the Commonwealth had been concluded, the Court decided that there was no cause for trial, and, of course, the prisoner was dismissed. After which Cun ningham stated to the Court and Jury " that he. was in the water wittr-Morris, and saw him dive down, but did not.see him come up,— "He said he was afraid of being suspected of murdering him, and therefore hid his clothes when he came out, and denied having been in with hiin.".gla The last sentence is that to which we would draw attention. Cunningham was evidekly innocent of the crime charged, but he wa s man of little faith. He had no-confidence in truth—none -in his own character. He knew the world was prone -to censure. and with a promptness which denoted an unbalanced !hind, he told a lie—told it in word and deed. He hid the clothes of the dead man, and then de nied having been with him in the water. This is the common subterfuge of guilt. " I heard the voice in the garden, and I was afraid, for I was naked;" or I know not; am I my brother's keeper?" And wnen the falsehood is detected, tt is most natural to infer a guilt, which the falsehood was intended to conceal. But Cunningham was not guilty of the mur der. yot he told a lie. His unbalanced mind oscilated, and finally settled to a falsehood ; and inflicted upon himself the double terrors of a detection of a lie, and, and the almost consequent presumption of murder. The lie was easily proved upon him, - and, consequent. ly. the homicide is naturally inferred. What is valuable in the teachings of this trial, for all trials are teachings, is the enforce ment of the importance of truth at all times, and especially. on circumstances, where there is a presumption or a suspicion of crime, for the lie, hastily formed and uttered, cannot, (and it ought to be so considered,) stand the close scrutiny to which the crime will render it liable; and it will, therefore, serve rather to expose than to hide the guilt. The blanket that is drawn up to conceal the face, will probably leave bare the feet, and the exposure of either extremity will afford evidence of personal presence. Had Cunningham promptly and candidly explained to the Coroner or others, who first saw the body of the drowned person. all that he confessed to the Judge and jury, he would probably have been considered a candid man. He yielded to his leers, and distrust, 'and told a lie. Ile had, of course, never been taught the whole importance of truth. He had not practiced against adverse temptations the ut terance of truth. His impulses were wrong; his fears were greater than his principles, and he fell. Few, indeed, suffer as much from a lie that was not intended for their neighbor's hurt, but none can tell what will be the result of their attempt at false concealment; and none may rightly complain of whatmay be regarded as a severe punishment, when that punishment is seen to be a natural and inevitable conse quence of that fault. , Parents will probably see, in -the circum so me of Ctmniugharu's case, something to awaken in the apprehensions for the fate of those providentially entrusted to their care, and they will apply a lesson to the young, far more effective than any we can give, and at which we only hint in these remarks, which we cotiplutie by copying the following lines : "Face thine enemies—accusersr; Scorn the prison, rack or rod, . And if thou hut truth to utter, Speak! end leave the rest to God." U. S. Gazelle SusemioN.—One thing you will learn fast etiough l in the world, for it is potent in such teaching—that is, to be suspicious. Oh, cast from von forever the hateful lesson. Men do not think how much of the innocence they are laying down, when they assume a clothing whose texture is guile. 'Beware of this mock protection ; for you can hardly use it without .practising deceit. Ido not ask you to trust always—but always to think well of men until you find them otherwise.. When you are once deceived. either by an acted or a spoken falsehood, trust that person no more. I had once laid down to me as an axiom by a very dear friend, (and I am.so satisfied of the precept's truth as to make it a rule of my life,) that persons rarely. suspect others - except of things which they am capable of doing them selves. Yes t these shadows of doubting are generally flung from some had realities You are looking at your own image when you see so much vileness in your neighbor's face. How much better might not we ourselves.be come, if we used more largely to others that blessed charity which thinketh no evil. MEEKNESS'—This is so great a duty, flail Christ makes it the distinguishing character of his disciples. None is more likely , to become possessed of it, than he who makes it , hie, bu siness to consider its various excellencies. Some even of the heathens were celebrated for this virtue.' To possess it is to hare the mind which was also in Christ Jesus. , It' prevents the great evils produced by- sudden anger it secures, discretion, and adorns the gospel;' melts the offender. and wins more upon 'him than all other means. To be'meelt ii; to be like,Gud, and confers a greater honor then' the greatest:victory.' It brings' peace and aatisfac: lion tcrthe soul and the blessings . it e ntails are Innumerable. These things rightly considered would tend to promote this most amiable virtue. ONE servant girl in the employ of .a family .in Henry street., 01} entering the greenhouse ear on-Monday morning, - discoveredawanirual the like of which she had never seen hefote.— On her approach it spranu,nmong.a : lot of ,pot ! plants. when down tumbl e ed'a lot_ or them on the floor with a tremendous eras'''. _MK frightened to, deatlithe girl ran into t he screamina and screeching, and oh Meeting her mistress, said: " 06, but may I never see gloiy, - if the devil is n't in the grane house. Wirraasibru! I'm kilt intirely, I am !, .1-lowld me, ma'am, 011 faint. Och, but wont ye fan me " Satan, did you say,"said the lady. '"What was he like ?" • ..'As like the devil .as Iwo pase, ma'am he 19. An' his horn—Lbut I'll faint." -Is he black or white?" . . lie's as red as Jimmy Dougherty. widow Murphy's boy's hair. An' his tail is twict•the length and bigness or Pat Flannigin's.cow.-- Och, wont nobode howld me ?" The forces of the house mustered,.and on entering the garden there was seen a tremen dous large fox issuing from the green house,and clearing the fence with a bound, he scoured across lots towards the heights. He was pur sued bnt not taken. He had killed a dozen pet rabbits, several chickens. and played the mischief with the plants. This isfihe second one seen in our city within 'ten days..--If. 4merican. SOMETHING SENSIBLE.=-There is -in Our opinion, says the Washington Examiner, good deal of the philosopher in the fellowivho penned the _following article. He not only takes the safe, but he also takes the right view of his subject. However much we sometimes may feel in the humor. to "give a knock down," we are all apt to condemn such a Bourse imour reflecting moments. If yourneet with a drunk or crazy man, and he should insult you, in word or deed, his condition furnishes ample apology. If a sober man in the moment of his anger, should unjustly affront you, reason the matter with him, and if he is s - gentleman he will make the amende &wort:6k ; and if he is not, von would do yourself no credit to fight him. Besides, one looks so homely with a " bunged eye" or a skinned facet and not only that, but his feelings are equally as un propitious as his appearance. The first we have seen--the latter is a mere inference, as we -have always possessed, enough of the better part of valor " to avoid the experience. We never could believe that our "little.hanns were ever made to scratch another& eyes."- 1 - So, peace seems to favor both sides. PououTrtn.Nsss.—A writer in the &stop Atlas relates the following: A Connecticut lady, who was in the habit of always leaving something or other behind her when she went on a journey, was not long since promised by her husband the present of a handsorMe shawl, if on the occasion of her leaving home next day, she carried avery thing she wanted with her. The lady of conrse exerted herself to the utmost, and the pair set off towards the place of their destination. They had not proceeded a mile, however, when the lady exhibited symptoms of fidgetiveness, as usual, and on her husband's inquiring as to the cause. she exclaimed in a fright, " Goodness gracious ! Iforgot the baby." So ,the was,lost for that time. MATRIM , niIAL AGENCY..--Thotigh we do not exactly follow in the footsteps of the French. says the N, Y. Mirror, and establish mania' agency offices," we understand that the agency business, is nevertheless ciirriedon to some extent in this city, by private individ.' Inds. We learned last night of a genlleman who has actually undertaken io•proetne - ene of our heiress, who is said to be worth' $30,000.' for a friend of Ins..and that a regular contract has been signed, agreeing to give him 10 per rent., on the amount of her fortune, upon tile— , performance of his part of the contract.. Ire are informed that contracts of this kind are by no means uncommon. Young ladies of fortune are little aware of the secret iAterest some ,of their friends take in promoting their mitrimo., vial prospects. . • SMOKING.--W MIS, in one of his letters from Paris, says every man smokes in that city . ; and what is worse, the ladies'smoke very gen: " ersltv ! I was sitting: by the side of a English woman, yesterday, on a morning call', - wt en she suddenly threaded her fair fingeW through the profusion of blonde ethic - god' her cheek, and said 3 " I hope my , hair is .not disagreeable to you r". I looked amezement'at • the possibliity, of course. Because," she added, Hine been smokintz all the morning. and It stays in one's hair so l" A CoNrximext.---A lovely girl was bending her hesd'over a rose tree which a laity Was purchasing from an Irish basket 'woman - in Convent Garden market, when the wonian looking kindly at the young beauty, said—•• T axes your pardon, young lady, but if its psi-% ing to ye, I'd th - nk ye to keep'yer cheek away , frotn.that ere rose, nr you'll put the lady out of conceit with the color of her flower I noble,lord once asked ,s elergki men 11l the bottom of his iable,'" why the' goose, if there 'wart One, was always next the parson . - said I can"r give you no rete:on. for it.; but your- qnestiimi: is somlll.l never see a goose agrin with out•thiniting,of your lordship. ••- • • • 'Filmic is a steamboit out West by the name of••J.adv of the;Lake." - Theother day she Was sold to a wag who has changed her-name to ..,rentaleof the Pond:' . t• Cusneom..—Chaecoal when swallowe d, no longei charcoal. It is Colbon-ate . How can the stars be ..pure'snd heavenly," when they acimiliate.so constantly ? =I MT2iMILTII Alto d. Good One.