Courtship and Matrimony.
COVILTSIIIr.
'Finest of earth! if thou wilt hear my vow,
Lo! at thy feet, I swear to love thee ever
And, by this hiss upon thy radiant brow,
Pro'mise affection which no time serer;
Am! !me which e'er shall burn as bright as now,
To he extinguished—never, ilearett—never
Wilt thou that haughty, fluttering heart, resign
Catharine ! my own sweet Kan.! wilt thou be mine!
Thou shalt have pearls to deck thy raven hair—
Thou shalt have all this world of ours can Icing;
And we will live in solitude, nor am
For aught save for each ocher. We will fling
Away all sorrow—Eden shall be there!
And thou shalt be my queen, and I thy- king !
Still coy, and still reluatant ! Sweetheart, soy.
When shall we monarchs be, and which the day 1
Now, litra. ringle, once for all I vay
I will not ouch extravagance allow !
Bills upon hills, and larger every day—
Enough to drive a man to drink, I vow!
Bonnets, gloves, frippery and trash—nay,nay,
Tears, Mm. Pringle will not gull me now.
I say I say I won't allow ten pounds a week :
I can't afford it; Madam do not speak.
In wedding you, I thought I had a treasure ;
I find myself most miserably mistaken:
You ri-e at nine, then spend the day in pleasure
In fact, my confidence is slightly shaken.
Ha! what's that uproar ! This ma'ai, is my leisure
Sufficient noise the slumbering dead to waken!
I seh retirement, and I find—a riot;
Confound these children, but I'll make them quiet.
Mesmerism in the Kitchen
To Mary Smash. No. I. Chaney Walk,
• Chelsea,
DEAR MARV :-•••TIli3 sums hoping yore well,
and to advize you tolarii Alismeristig. Its dun
with yure Hands, and is as easy as taking sites
at Pepel..or talking on y ore fingers. If I was
nigh you, I'd larn you in no time to make
Passes, witch is only pawing like, without
touching, at sumboyildvs face or back, witch
.gives them a tinevating feeling on the galvanic
nerves, And then off they go into a Vranei in
a giffy. and talk : in their sleep like Orators, I
should say Oracles, and wiser watever you ax.
Whereby you may get yore Fortin told, and
fled oilier Cokes sweatharts & luve secrets.
And iiii•kiver Theaves better than by Bible &
Key, And have yore inward Disorders told. &
wars good for them. Sukeys was the indiges
tible,, and to tal e as much rubbub as would
hide a shako. All witch is done by means
of the sombulist, Oats the sleeper, seeing
through every thing, quite transparent, in their
Trance, as is called Clare Voying. so that they
can pint on many, hid under the Erth. & hurried
bones, & springs of water, and vanes of mettle
& meny things besides.
Yesterday I was mesmerized meself into a
Trance, & dare voyed the cliofk Clout in Johns
stomach as plain as Margit Chits. So I
prescribed him to take Callyflower, witch by
rites should have been Collycinth, but I forgot
the propper word. Dowsumever he did eat
two large ones, and promises to cum round.
It would make you split your sides with
hailing to see me mesmerize our Thomas and
make him go into all - sorts of odd postures &
antics & capers Like a Dotterel, for watever
do he must coppy to the snapping of a finger,
and cant object to nothing for as the song says
I've his Will and his Power. Likewise you
can make the Sombulist taste watever you
think propper, so I give mesmerized Warter
witch at my Command is transmoggrified on
his pallet to Shampain and maks him as drunk
as Old Goosberry and then he will jump Jim
- Crow, or go down on his bended knees and
confess all his peckaddillos Witch is as diver
ten,as reading the Misteries of Parris.
The wust to mismerize is Reuben the Cotch
man, not that lies toTivakeful, for hes generally.
beery, and goes off like a - Shot, but he wont
talk ,in his sleep, only snores.
The Page is more passable and very dare
voying. He have twice seed a pot of gnold
in the middle flower-bed. But the gardner
wont have it dug up. And he says theres a
skelliton bricked into the staircase wall, so
that we never dares at night to go up alone.
Also he sees visions and can prophesy, and
have foretold, two Earthquakes and a great-
Pleg.
Cook tranttto mismerize ton, hut wat with
her being so much- at the fire and her full hab
hit, she always goes off to sleep afore the Som-
Flutist. But Sukey can do it very well. Tho
in great distress about Mrs. Hardin's babby
witch Sukey offered to mismerize in too of
surrup of Poppies, or Godfrey's Cordial, but
the poor Innocent wont wake up agin, nor
havint fur two hole days. As would be a red
blessin to Muthers and Nusses in a moderate
way but mite be carried too far, and requires a
Crowners Quest. As yet theta the only trial we
have made out of the House, But we mean to
mistuerize the Baker, and get out of him who
he really does mean to offer to, for he is quite
• a General Lover.
Sum pepel is very duhhium about Mismer
izing, and sum wont have it at any pre but
Missis is for it, very strong, and says she
means to beliete every attoin about it till Sum
body proves quite the reverse. She practices
making passes every day, and in studdyin
Frenology her hies. for she says between the
two you may play on pepels penoyeraimons
like a Piany, and put diem into any Key
you like. And of course her lust performance
will be a Master piece on the Head of the
Fammily. •
To he shure it seems a wonderful power to
he give to one over Ones Fellow Creturs, and
its mite he turned to Divilish purposes. But
witch I cant stop to pint out, fur maltin the
beds. To tell the truth. with so much Mix
merizing going on. our %Vurks has got terrible
behind hand And the carpets has not been
swep for a week. So no wore at present in
haste from
Yore 4dving. Friend
ELIZA PASSMORE
P. S. A most remarkable Profesy ! The
Page foretold that the Monkey some day
would bite Alissis, & lo! and behold he have
Clone at her and made his teeth meet in her
left ear. If that ant profesying, I dont know
what is.
TIULY Rcnvgg.—A stage driver was ob
served to take a drink of brandy and water at
every tavern he stopped at, while he gave the
horses a bucket of cold water. "The give the
hones a little of your brandy," 'said a passen
ger; • they do all the work and if brandy is ne•
resesry to keep np your strength they are en
titled to it," The driver becona'd.and !lased
dilute. looked hard at the passenger, mounted
Ins boa, but said nothing.
Work for October.
We give below an article taken from the
American Farmer, published at Baltimore.—
The intrinsic value of such advice
,wiil speak
for itself, independently of the character given
to it, by the name•of the Well established .lour
nal from which it is taken. In the recommen
dation of economy in the formation of manures,
care of stork, and the general work now de
volVing on the farmer, we hare not seen any
thing this autumn more deserving of attention.
Rye.—lt is very late to sow Rye; and we
would advise those who have not dune so, to
get their ground ready for seeding. hut not to
sow their seed until just before the host sets in ;
to plow it in three inches deep, then harrow
and roll. lime sown, the grain will probably
remain in the ground without injury until for
red into germination by the suns and warmth of
early spring. The hest crop of Rye we ever
raised was not seeded until the 24th of Novem
, her ; host and tOirl freezing set in that year the
fidlov:ing day, and remained closed uti during
the whole winter. nor did the Rye make its ap
pearance until the 10th of the , succeeding March.
when it grew off rapidly,.mattired at the usual
time. and made us a line crop. When sown
late it would he well to row an additional peck .
of seed_ to alloy for loss by winter.
Fodder and Tnps.-13e careful to not only
gather these in time, but to stack them secure
from the weather. The grain in most places
has proved a short crop ; heneethe necessity of
saving every kind of provender that can be fed
out ti cattle.
Hogs—hoe fattening and manure making.—
The farmer who understands farm economy,
will always con.ider these subjects in connec
tion with each other, and while he may be ma
king. his arrangements for taking up his hogs
for fattening, he IA ill provide them The means of
manufacturing manure while they may be ta
king on fat. Better manufacturers of manure
are not to be found ; but before they can begin
the good work the materials must he provided
for them. Therefore we say let the bed of eve
ry Hog pen be covered several inches deep
with the mould and leaves from the, woods,
weeds and refuse of all kinds from the fields and
gardens. Such substances when placed in the
labratories of hogs, are in the course of the sea
son, made into valuable 'manure ; the quality of
which would he greatly improved. if o,:casional
ly through the season, a few bushels of the char
coal were strewn over the surface of the pens to
prevent the escape of the more volatile por
tions of the decomposing masses, as also to fix
the ammonia of the urine and prevent its loss.
It is a well established fact that hogs thrive
better, grow faster, and fatten with mote ease
in warm than in cold weather ; henre the pro-
priety of putting them up before the hard frosts
set in.
In feeding pumpkins to fatten hogs, it is best
to cook them, and to add about one•sixth of corn
meal to their messes of pumpkin. The hogs
should on being first put up have a tea-spoonlul
of flour of sulphur, a bead, given them a few
days in their victuals, and during the whole
time their pens should every few days be sup
plied with rotten wood, lumps of charcoal. ash
es and salt.
Harvesting Pumpkins.—Let your pump
kins he harvested and stowed away in a dry
place before the trust has a chance of injuring
them.
Cattle Fords and Cattle.—Haul into your
cattle yards a full supply of road scrapings.
marsh mud. peat. mould and leaves from the
woods, and whatever other perishable substan
ces you can collect,—spread the whole over
them, taking care to have the outer edges higher
than the centre. As soon as your pastures may
become. scant, confine your cattle in your yards
of a night, taking care to feed them with some
good succulent provender. To prevent hiss
from evaporation, the surface of cattle yards
should be at intervals of a few weeks, strewed
over with plaster Or pulverized charcoal. It
should be a main object with every farmer to
have comfortable sheds or stables provided for
his cattle, as by being kept dry and warm du
ring the inclement weather of winter, much less
food will answer.
Orchards.,—As soon as your apples are gath
ered, prepare the following mixture and give
your trees a painting—take in the proportion of
two gallons,of soft soap, I lb. of flour of. sul
phur and I lb. of Scotch snuff, mix the whole
together, and apply it to the body and roots of
trees above pound. This will not only des
troy the eggs of insects, but prevent injury from
mire and rahits.
Transplanting Orchards.—So soon as the
leaves fall will be the lime to plant out your or
chard. In the selection of kinds be careful to
get the best varieties and to buy from some well
established responsible nursery man, in whose
honesty you can confide. Grounds intended
fur orchards, should if possible, be ploughed
twice, the second ploughing to be accompanied
by the subsoil plough
Working Horses. Mules and Oren.—As
the pastures no longer afford a full bite, let these
valuable creatures be housed, well fed, and eared
for. Animals that work should always receive
generous treatment.
Ditching and Draining.—The time is favo
..rable for these operations, and all wlui have
lands which are too wet ordinarily for healthful
culture, should go to work and have them forth
kith ditched and drained. By so doing, the
texture of such soils will be changed, and their
capacity for production increased from 30 to 50
per cent, according to The degree of their present
wetness.
Sheep.—lf you have not already provided
yourself with good covered folds for your sheep.
do so at once. S4ep which are kept dry and
warm will subsist uron one third less provender,
and yield much' better fleeces than if suffered to
endure the winter's frosts and snows unprotec
ted.
Buckwheat. —Harvest your buckwheat—as
loon as dry thresh out the graiii,;and carefully
put away the straw, adding a peck of suit to
each ton ; it will make excellent provender.
Out houses of all kinds,—Let these be clean
ed and white washed.
Fall Ploughing.—stiff clays are always the
better of fall ploughing, provided the ground is
not wet when ploughed.
Corn Stalks.—Save these for provender for
Your cattle—if cut into short pieces and steam
ed, they ale as clover hay for cattle.
Roots of all kinds.—Gather and put away
these before the frost has a chance for injuring
them. ,
Peaces. Gal,es and Bars.—Submit these to .
close examination am! thorough repairs.
YE OOHS! WHAT A HAT! -It was no com
mon hat, but a hat just suited to a water-met.
lon seller. It covered the whole body of his
wagon and two thirds of his horses tails. as he
passed by our office yesterday, with all the
gravity of an oyster pedler. We have seen
the " big boot," the •• mammoth shoe," and
Maitin's troFeere," but they were no touch
to that Hitt
NE'W ESTaBLISH2VIENT
NVIIMIIPir IL3I'IML3EICM:iCX6-•
•sy t . L. M. NYE & CO., would
'way inform the citizens of Tow
an& and the public generally, that
IC a 0 they have on hand & manufacture
. to order all kinds of CABINET
• —,_ :..'FURNITURE, of the best mate
ix, nab, and workormship that cannot
' •be surpassed, in additionto the usual
assortment in country strops, we will keep on hand and
make to order SOFAS. of various and most approved
patterns ; Sofa Hocking Chairs, upholstered in superior
style. and for ease and durability cannot be surpassed
even in our large cities. Also, the half French Ma
hogany Chair, beautifully upholstered, with curled hair.
which never loses its elasticity, and finished with the
best hair seating. We flatter ourselves that basing
had much experience in the business, we shall he able
to satisfy all who may feel disposed to call, both as to
quality and price, and by strict lattention to business
hope to merit and receive the patronage of a liberal com
munity. L. M. NYE & CO.
Towanda, September I, 1845.
CABLVET FUIt.VITURE
MAY BE HAD at our shop much lower than it
has ever been sold in Towanda. Goods are
cheap, and wheat am lowered, and that is the reason we
can afford all for to doit. All kinds of produce will
be received in payMent. Also, LUMBER of all kind...
Sept. 1. 1.. M. NYE 4 CO.
. .
' , INK- • • 1••001 •MO • • Mr-,:27,1
WILL be kept on hand a large assortment, and
made to order on shorter notice and (or less mo
ney than can be produced at any other establishment in
the lend. Those who are under the necessity of pro-
curing that article will e nd shall he satisfied. A good
hearse end pall may be bad in attendance when desired.
September 1, ISIS. " L. 14.. NYE & CO.
SHERIFF'S SALES
WIWI' virtue of sundry writs of Venditioni Exponas,
gall issued from the court of common pleas of Brad
turd county, to me directcd. I shall expose to public
sale at the houie of WM. 'BRIGGS, in the borough of
Towanda, on Wednesday, the 92d day of October 1845,
at two o'clock P. M., the equal and undivided half of
the following described piece or parcel of laud situate
Wells township, Bradford county. bounded un the north
by lands of Alex. Roy and George H. Shepard, east by
the public highway and Andrew Austin, south by John
Davey and James Kelley and west by land ih posses
sion of On Smith. Containing 108 acres, with about
40 acres improved, together with a saw-mill,' two fra
med dwelling houses, one (untied Win and one log
barn thereon.
ALSO—One fourth of the following described lot or
piece of land situate in said township of Wells, county
aforesaid, bounded on the north by land of John Strong
and Whitington Sayre, east by land of Silas Jones,
Stowell 4 Grinnell, south by land of Alex. Seely and
James A. Wilson and Daniel strong, and wt et by land
of John Brownell and Wrn. H. French. Containing
about 280 acres.
ALSO—One half of the following described piece of
land containing 1 , 13 i acres, bounded on the north by
land John B. Strong, cast by land known as the John
son tract, south by lands of Stowell & Grinnell and west
by land of Alex. Seely, Stowell & Grinnell, and Geo.
H. Shepard.
Seized and taken in execution at the suit of Evans
& Wilcox to the Use of J. Lane vs. Elijah Stowell:
ALSO—The following lot of land situate in Canton
township and bounded on the west by John ,House, on
the north by Webster and Cross, on the east by un
seated lands, on the - south by John McWilliams. Con
taining fifty acres with about eleven acres' improved
with a log house thereon.
Seized and taken in execution at the suit of Nathan
P. Case vs. Augustus Cross.
ALSO—The following described pier-e or parcel of
land situate is the village of Athens, bounded on the
north by a street leading from Main street to the Sus
quehanna River, on the east by land of Cornelius Harsh,
south by land of Edward Pelton, and on the west by
main strew, Containg one fourth of an acre or therea
bouts, with one framed building occupied as a dwelling
and wagon makers shop thereon.
Seized anal taken in execution at the suit of Horace
Williston Jr. now assigned to J.C. Adams vs. David
Spence.
ALSO—The following piece or parcel of land situate
in Ulster tows whip, bounded north by Platt Smith, east
by the Susquehanna river, south by lands of A. B.
Shaw dec'd, a nd west by lands now in the possession of
Frank Murry sind Samuel Huff. Containing 125 acres
more or less about 100 improved with one dwelling
house one barn and orchard thereon.
ALSO—Ono other tract of land in said Ulster town
ship and bounded north by Platt Smith, west by A. Pat
ridge, east by 1. inds of L. Smith, and south by S. Huff.
Containing 100 acres more or less with about 30 acres
improved.
Seized and taken in execution at the suit of Jeduthan
Simons vs. Lockwood Smith.
ALSO—The following described piece or parcel of
land situate in Wyalusing township, bounded on the
north by land of David Beardsley and Philemon Stone,
east by lands of Jonas Ingham, south by lands Jf John
Elliott, on the west by lands of E. Lewis, Eliph Cam,
and John Camp. Containing 220 or thereabouts, about
30 acres thereof improved with 4 framed dwelling hou
ses, two framed hams one saw mill, one woolen factory
and a large apple orchard thereon.
Seized and token in execution at the suit of Benja
min Sayer vs. Jonas Ingham.
ALSO—The following described piece or parcel of
land situate in Wysox township and bounded on the
north by lands of Kilmer & Spencer, east by land of
Planet, west by lands of Don't Minier and Jas. South.
Containing about 80 acres more less, with about five
acres thereof improved with a dwelling house thereon
erected.
Seized and taken in - execution at the suit of Elijah C
Spencer to the use of S. Owen vs. James Smith and J
Smith Jr.
ALSO—The following described piece or parcel of
land situate in Smithfield tp. Bradford co. bounded on
the north, south, east and west by land of Aaron C.
Scott. Containing about three hundred acres be the
same more or less, about two acres thereof improved, to
gether with the water power and mill privilege thereon
to belonging with:the remains of a burntsaw-mill thereon.
Seized and taken in execution at the suit of I. Gates
vi- James Chilson.
saao—The followihg piece or parcel of land situate
in the township of Springhill, beginning at a hemlock,
corner of lend sold by Meredith to Edmund Cogswell,
on the division line of James and William Porter,
thence south nineteen perches to the corner of the tract
the same course on the line between the tracts 74 and
1-10 perches to a beach, thence west 54 perches to a
hemlock, thence north 74 and 1-10 perches to a post,
thence east 54 to the place of beginning. Containing
25 acres strict measure be the came more or leas, 10 or
15 acres thereof improved with one framed dwelling
honse, one log liaise, one framed barn and one saw mill
thereon.
•-etzed and taken in execution at the suit of H. F.
Keeney es. M. V .Bogart.
•tso—The following piece or parcel of land situate
Wyatt: township, hounded on the north by land of W.
Drake, on the west by lands , of John Bull and John
Allen, on the south by land of Ellis Lewis and Reed
Myer. aril the east by laude of Reed Myer. Contain
ing about 50 acres more or less, with a saw mill and
framed dwelling house thereon erected.
seized and taken in execution at the spit of John Al
len 2d vs.liolomon C. Kinner who survived A. Kinney.
stso—The following piece or parcel of land situate
in Ulster tr.•waship and bounded east by the road Red
ing from Towanda to Athens and land of Guy Tracy,
north by lands in the possession of I. Havens, west by
H. 8. Wellea. and south by land of said Welles. Con
taining about 7 acres more or leas partly improved with
a saw mill thereon.
Seized and taken in execution at the snit of Guy Tra
cy vs. Asa Forest JOHN N. WESTON, Sheriff.
!Sheriff's Office, Towanda, September 25, 1845.
• MEDICINE AND SURGERY.
DR. !AMER M. GOODRICH has located himself
at 'MONROE, for the practice of his profession,
and will bo pleased to wait on those requiring his set.
vices. .He may be found at .1. L. Johnson's tavern.
Refeience may be made to Dra. HUSTON & Mascozr,
of Towanda. April 23. 1R45.
Portrait Painting, by W. H. Perkins,
- WORTH SIDE of the square, in the room over J.
C. Adams' Law Office—Col. Mix's block.
Likenesses warranted. Transparent Ninth, of my
size or pattern desired. June 18, IBM
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THE' preceding figure is to represent the INSEN
SIDLE PERSPIRATION. his the great ever
Cation for the impurities of the body. It will be notices
that a thick cloudy mist issura from all points of amour
lace. which indicates the wonderful process coins or
. .
within. This perspiration flows uninterruptedly when
we are in health, but ceases when we are sick. It should
he the care of every one to see that it is not checked.—
Life cannot he sustained without it. It is thrown off
from the blood and other juices of the body, and dispo
ses by this means, of nearly all impurities within use.—
The blood by this means only, works itwlfPure. The
language of Scripture is, "in thehlood iv the life." If
never becomes impure, it may be traced directly to the
stoppage of the insensible perspiration. It never requires
any internal medicines to cleanse it, as it always puri
fies itself by its own heat and action, and throws off all
the offending humors. through the insensible perspiration.
Thus we see, all that is neres,a-ry when the blood is
. .
stagnant or infected, is toopen the pores, and it relieves
itself from all impurity instantly. Its own heat and vi
tality are sufficient, without one particle of medicine,
except to open the pores upon the aurfac•.—Thus we
see the folly of taking so much internal remedies. All
practitioners, however, direct their of arts to restore the
insensible perspiistion, but it seemno to be not always the
proper one. The Thompsormians for instance, 141 . 1111111.
the Hym'ropathist shrouds us ut wet blankets, time Ho
mopathist deals out infinitissitnals, the A lloputhist bleeds
and doses us with mercury, and the blustering quack
gorges us with pills, pills,
But one °Neel only is in view, viz: to restore the .n•
sensible perspiration. If this can be done, they say. mar
will take care of the reel. It will be seen, therefore,
that all physicians understand alike what is necessary ti
a recovery, how much they may differ us to the mod
of obtaining it.
To give some idea of the amount, and consequently
the importance of the insensible perspiration, we will
state that the learned Dr. Lewenhock, andthe great Boer
heave, ascertained that live-eights of all we received in
to the stomach, passed off by this means. In other words,
if we eat and drink eight pounds per day. we esacuate
five pounds of it by theinsensibie perspiration.
This is none other than the used up particles of the
blood, and other juices, ening place to the new and
fresh ones, by carrying with it all the impurities within
up to the surface. To check this, therefore, is to retain
in the system five eights of all the virulent matter that
nature demands should leave the body. And even when
this is the case, the blood is of so active a principle, that
it determines those particles, to the skin, where they form
scabs, pimples, ulcers. and other spots; but if it is di
rected inwards, and fails upon the lungs, the conse
quences are generally fatal.
By a sudden transition from heat to cold, the pores
are stopped, the perspiration erases, and disease begins
at once to develops itself. Bence, a stoppage of this
flow of the juices, originates so many complaints. It is
through the surface that we imbibe nearly all our ills.
It is stopping the pores, that overt. heir'. iner.kind
with coughs, colds, and consumption. Nine.tentlis of
the world die from diseases induced by stoppage of the
insensible perspiration. It is easily seen therefore, hots
necessary is the flow of tliis subtle humor to the surthre,
to preserve health. It cannot he stopped; it cannot even
be checked, without producing disease. 'lie blood
and intestines must relieve themselves of all their worn
out particles, and poison°us humors, and they must go
through the pores as nature designed.
Let me ask now, every candid mind, what course
seems the most reasonable to pursue, and unstop the
pores, after they are closed and let the perspiration flow,
that the blood may relieve itself el its impurities Would
you give physic to unstop the pores 1 Or would you
apply something that would di) this upon the surface,
where the clogging actually is! Would not this he com
mon sense I And yet I know of no physician who
makes an internal application to effect it. 'lle reason I
assign is, that no medicine within their knowledge. is
capable of doing it. Under these circumstances, I pre
sent to physicians and to all others, a preparation that
has this power to the fullest extent.—lt is ikAllister's
All-Healing Ointment or the Worlds Sake. It has
power to restore perspiration on the feet, on the head,
around _oldsores, upon the chest, in short. upon any part
of the Scaly, whether diseased slightly or severely. When
the pefspiration is restored, it has power to penetrate the
lungs, liver, of any part of the human system, and to act
upon them, if they be diseased, by separating the in
flamed morbid particles therefrom, and expelling them
• to the surface.
It has power Incense all external sores, scrofulous hu
mors, skin diseases, poisonous wounds to discharge their
putrid matter, and then beak them.
It is a remedy that sweeps off the whole catalogue of
cutaneous disorders, and restores the entire cuticle to its
healthy functions
It is a remedy that forbids the necessity of so many
and deleterious drugs taken into the stotnach.
It is a remedy that neither sickens, gives inconveni
ence. or is dangerous to the intestines.
This remedy 13 probably the only one now known,
that is capable of producing all these great results. Its
great value is in restoring at once, the circulation of the
juices When checked, or disarranged by cold or other
causes. It preserves and defends the surface from all
derangement of its functions. while it keeps open the
channels for the blood to avoid all its impurities and dis
pose of all Its useless particles. There is a connection,
harmony, and feasibility in all that defies contradiction.
It is a simple, but wonderful principle that preserves in
healthy operation the entire machinery of nut. being. It
indissolubly bolds together the surface and the internal
viscera, the internal viscera and the surface. They are
inseparably connected and cannot be desjoined. The
surface is the outlet of five-eights of the tale and used
fip matter within. It is pierced with millions of open
ings to relieve the intestines. Stop up these pores, and
death knocks at your door. It, is rightly termed All-
Healing, for , there is scarcely a disease, external or in
ternal, that it will not benefit. It will be found the most
useful as well as the cheapest family medicine in the
world. I have used it for the last fourteen years with
success without a parallel. I haveused it for all disease
of the chest, consumption, liver, and the most dangerous
of internal maladies. I have used it in cases of extreme
peril and hazard, involving' the utmost danger and re
sponsibility, and I declare before Heaven and man, that
not in one single case has it foiled to benefit, when the
patient was within the reach of mortal means.
I never, to my recollection had more than' five or six
among the thousands who have used it, say that it was
not favorable to their complaint. On the contrary I have
had hundreds return voluntarily, and in the warmest
and most pathetic language speak in its praise. I have
bad physicians, learned in the profession; I base had mi
nisters of the gospel, Judges on the bench, aldermen
and lawyers, gentlemen of the highest erudition and
multitudes of poor, use it in every variety of way, and
there has been but one voice, one united. universal voice
saying McAllister your ointment is good."
• Cousumplion.—Of all diseases, we find this the most
important, and concerning which we meet with the most
opposition. It can hardly be credited that a salve can
hive more effect upon the lungs, seated as they are with
in lthe system. But we'say once for all. - that this oint
meat will reach the lungs quicker than any medicines
thitt can Ire given internally. Every body 'consents to
the fact that if healing medicine could bei applied on
the lungs, there would be great hopes of recovery. The
difficulty is to get the medicine there. Now the Salve
hrin the wonderful virtue of extracting the putrid hu
nters from all external sores by causing them In fli.-
ch,arze. In like manner it operates upon internal slice
ticins by driving all the impurities through the pores to
the surface. Thus with consumption, if placed upon
the chest, it penetrates directly to the lungs. separates
the poisonous particles that are consuming them and ex
pels them from the system.
lit truth* simplest and most rational process in ereaton,
Kern) has the medicine capable of doing it. !rho All-
Healing Ointment ptissesscs this power to the. ulleAt
extent. I laced nut say that it is curing persons of Con
iumption continually, although, 've are told it is foolish
ness. Icare not 'what is said, so long as I esti cure se
veral thousand persons yearly. If This medicine was in
the hands of some patent medicine brawlers, thiq would
make an uproar through the country that wou'd be in
supportable.
krofula or IC;vg's Evil.—This disease is really in
veterate, and hard to be subdued: It is generally seated
=I
in the sides of the neck, behind the eats and under the.
chin, yet scarcely any part o 1 the body is exempt. It
romettnies falls upon the lungs and produce., cousurnp•
lion. It is a dreadful circumstance, Clot this discus,• lw
transmitted front parents to childicit. The Salve v. ill
extract all the morbid mutter by causing 11,e cores Io dig.-
charge ; and then let then the Solar Tint lure lie used to
drive it to one point, which done, a continuance of the
( tin! aunt will cum ph tely remove this disorder. Ting is
the g lest and most effectual of any method. It should
be adopted without a moment's brasit.dion.
Eryui pelas —This complaint arises from impurities
being driven out to the surface by mtons of the insensible
perspiration, and lodgni4 in the cuticula', forms cores,
'pimples &co it being of a .caustic, acrid petrifying, no
tun•. It only requires that it should d%ch•tree its vi
rulent particles through the cliim.and the diffic My will
pass all. If sutkred to remain, and Linen Inwards it is
frequently fatal.
Let the Salve and Solar Tincture he used so m scro
fula and the patient will soon get well.
Soh Mau/ff.—This is anol her oli‘tinate disease but
can he cured effectually as the scrofula. There is iso
difficulty in this disease.
Head ache, Ear ark. and Denfar.cs.—Thetsalve ha
cured persons of the Ile - ad-Ache of 12 years standing
and who had tt regularly every week, so that vomiting
ohm took place. It cured thewife of a man who laugh
ed in my fa& for proposing such a cure. and who now
would not be without it for the hest farm in the State. If
any one will take the trouble to call I will give his name.
Dunes. and Ear-Ache are helped with the like htlC
ce...l as also Ague in the face.
Co!d TW.—Corowion. liver complair•.t, pains in
the che , t or side. haul?, of the hair, one or the other
always accompanies (mid feet. It is a sure sign of dis.
ease in the sy •tent to have cold fefq. Some persons are
iotalh unable to get them warm, and endure much , suf..
tering therr‘y. .
h., salve 111 restore the inseresible perspiration and
thus rare Beery cdse. It is infallible for !Ilk.
A..th o m, T. g .iiti,rAy of Breath.—lt this disease is not
hereditary and produeeit by the malformation of the chest,
the salve mill cure it.
Dippepia.—thie would supprwe a salve would not
e(fi•rt trio. much but "the Alhllealinu Ointment
will cure two sooner than any internal remedy will cure
one.
Fire Ev,.—The intlammion and disease always li eu
hack at the hall of the e3e in the socket. Hence the Lull.
tic of All remedus that are used II pun theglids. The
virtue of any medicine must reach the seat of infirm
matain con will do little good, 'I his sake if rubbed
on the temples will penetrate directly into the socket
and init., all its virtues upon the disorder. The pores
a ill Ise opened. a proper perspiration will be created and
the di-ease will :con pass oti to Ott: surf,. e. Hon
,acv and how natural ! It Is on perfect and saluable ua
is simple 011 d 101110S-00:V01.
Sore Lips, Chapped 'Rondo 4r.—l sell a great deal
of sake to Seamen, who say it in the only thing they
can depend on to cure the it raw hands, when exposed
to the weather at sea.„, It acts like a chatm iu theoeCOLII
TVIO Or three uppliilotions cores.
Pimp!, s nn tan. ma,rolior "kin,
4,ProxB sr:rpm—lts first action is to expel all humor. It
will not cease diming t:11 the face is free from any mat
ter that may be lodged under the skin and frequently
breaking out to the curtain. It then heals. When
there is nothing but grossness, or dull repuisio e surface,
it begins to sotten and soften until the skin hecorces as
soft and delicate as a chill's. It throes. a treshness and
blushing color upon the now white transparent skin
that is iinfeedy enchanting. Sometina, in case tit Fleck
les it top; first stunt out tlio,e that hone loin hidden and
seen but Seid.,lll. Pursue the sal', end ail
appear.
The reason for this oa•nderful change: in a lady's
fare Is that it excites into natural and he iithy ark, itv
the' Insensible Perspiration, obile it renovates and re
new s the surtace, and leaves the skin in as lively and
delisate a rnudnron as ll.' MO , l
Ills put up in fine jars and beautilolly iZcenteo un pur
poo- tor the
Burns.—Life can always b e saved if the vital= are
not injured. I have SOJOJIIy testionaital: bi t - the c ure
of this complaint that I could fill a book. I suppo4
there is riot a family in the United Mates, that wnnll
consent to be without this salve a single day if they
knew its balm in healing Burns alone. It extracts the
pain and leaves the place wiffiouta sear.
Quinsy sore throat, lajluetwa, Bronehil is. —There
is not so internal remedy in existence that will cure
these disorders as quick as the salve. It opens the pores
On the neck and draws off all the mil iinmation and no
puk jukes, and a few days will see the patient well.
It is sovereign in these cases.
I'i/rs.—The salve acts open the pile: as npi n sore
eyes. There is an inflammation which must be drawn
from the ;tarts. The salve does this.
Hernia tor Rupture.—This salve has cured some very
had caves of rupture, awl although it might not all, yet it
would be wise to try it. It is a peculiar complaint. but
it may be helped some, if not cured entirely. I have
not the shadow of a doubt that it would cure thousands
if the trial was made, who believe no medicine of the
least benefit.
Two shillings shillings worth would satisfy any one, whether
it would do good or net.
tumors.-11 parents•knew hors fatal most medicines
were to children taken inwardly, tin y would be slow ti
resort to them. Especially .• mercurial lozenges, - call
ed "medical In zenges, - " vermiluges,'' pills, Sr, Even
were it possible to say positiveN that worms were pre
sent, it is rot safe. The it Iltil Is, no one can tell,
when worms are presri.t. Ut coulSe the remedy
to not applicable to the complaint. Now let me say to
parents, that this salve will always tell if a child h a s
worms. Let it be rubbed on the neck and chest, to keep
them from going up, and then down on the bowels and
they vs i:1 soon leave. 'lt will skive every vestige of them
aa ay This is a s imple and sale cure. No injury ran
come of it in any waY. But should it he chulic, infla
tion of the bowels. or gripe of the intestines, it will ef
fectually cure titian as the worms.
There is probably no medicine on the face of the earth
at once no sure and safe in the expulsion of worms.
It would be cruel, nay wicked. to give internal dm/bi
rd medicines, so bang as a harmless, certain, and effect
ual external one could be had.
Cholie, Pain, or iviamoirition of the Bowel, —Let
the salve be rubbed in and heated with the fire or hilt
flat iron-n. and all pains and dm !beaky will EOOll cease,
Swellings of the joints, or weakness, or any affection
of the bone, nothing is so good tor, us this sake.
Poisons.—l never knew anything, so good as this
salve. It Canal,/ the poison to discharge immediate ly•
and leaven not the slightest rause of alarm. Poisons by
nails, bites of annuals, or burns, it removes when no
thing else will.
Toilet.-1 have it. dime up in fine order for the dres
sing case. Although .1 have said little about it as a hair
restorative, yet I will stake it against the world They
may bring their oils far and near, and mine will restore
the hair two rinses to their:one. These are no idle words,
for I am ready to back it with any reasonable amount.
ON Sorra, Mort fikatioa, Ulcers, AT.—There is no el-
Mid way of curing these, but drawing off the putrid
matter. To merely dry it tip would only endanger one'
health more. That some sores are an outlet to the int -
Allies of the system, is the only reason, because they
cannot pass oil through the.natural channels of the In
sensible Perspire; en if such sores aro healed 4. the
impurities must hanre seine other outlet, or it will name.
ger life. This is the reason why it is impolitic to use the
common salves efthe day in such cases. For they have
no prover to open ether revenues, to let off all this mor
bid matter. and the consequences are always fatal. This
salve will always movide for ouch emergencies. There
need be no tear. It is perfect.
Broken Breast.—Persons need never have a broken
breast. The salve will always prevent it, if used in sea
son.
Cumplreinf.—Person9 having this complaint fre
quently haNe eruptions of the hands, face and other
parts, and never once this I: that it arises from the flier.
Their otter inability to remove these irruptions, proves
their mi , appie;tenmon of the disorder. Such must use
it fret ou the feet. then wear it on the chest, and the
difficulty will aeon go menv.
Illiuc PITYP . MI or Griping of the Inteetinee. —T his
disease caused the death of the late H. S. Legate. At
torney General andacting Secretary of the United States,
It k the stopping up of the smal.er intestines, and some
times the twi-ting of them. It is brought on by a neg•
lect of the daily evacuations, or from incarcerated Her
nia. The pants are awful., and unless help comes spee
dily, the sufferer_ soon dies.
The All -Healing Ointment would have ae , e ,17 1.1,
of Alr.Legare and ell others under similar circunat.,
Corns.—lf the salve is used according to direc
people need never he troubled with cores— estml
cut out by some travelling mountebank who km,
is doing more mischief than he can possibly rei i i
little of this ointment put on now and then will a
keep them down.
Indeed there are few complaints that it will nt
rfit. It is :5171CC of untold value. A,
as the sky rolls over one's Lead and grass grows
the earth, it will be sought alter, used rind valued,
there is no mercurial st.b.-tance in it, brit eomp os
tirety of vegetables It gives no good ground for
herision.
We have full certificates, from all the pr , rson:
names arc here given, but not having room fur the
merely gise their tianse,, - -Nos. and the disease of
flaw nere cun•d
ihoraas \lo•nirr. 170 Ninth-st—weak back;
Way, cor. King and MCDOLOUgh bln—sore ey es
'Way do erysipelas ; Dr .1 (9nrk, 210 Stanton-at- 1
atcd sores; Lr J Cores, 132 Sullivan-st—agu e
face ; F. 11 Lee, 245 Bowery—pain in the breas
J Gibbs Dover•st—family rnedicine; 'Henry Gib;
Bowery—influenza; A Stuckey, 608 Fourth st. ,
ly medicine; E (7onway, U 8 Colin—burn:l, l
Eliza Bunker. Flatlaisti—conAimption; NI A Hi
inser et—hurna ; E Kipp, 275 Second-et -1u
011(41 - pool Cherry-st—cncrr; Burr I,l;ellh—pi
E Turner, 91 C •Slann, Globe
ruptures; .1. Hurd,,l7 Biousin-et—galt rheum;
met, 121 Uivi.ion•i,t—do: 1 Mudie,, 20 Men
Jo; H A West, 107 M arks placeburno, front:
1) Thorp, 14 . 5 Norl.lk st—lsore eves; F. Cap;
Broome st—do; P Bow, 36 Willett stdo; H
kind, Phenix ; J F Healy, do—caused t,
gunpowder; Dr Mitchell, 79 Mercer-st—broken brex t i,
C 1) Jacobson, 199 4itaston-et—rhetmatisin ; B
Hell—do; E Willett', 303 Pearl st—eruptions; E 144
2:37 Blecker-st—acne in the face C Frances,39
cry—family medieine ; 1) S Judd, 657 Water:st—fm
ily ointment ; F Utter, 124 Division et—rheumation rn
the head ; ri W 1101iinson, 70 Essex st—family tra i t.
merit; S Ilaariot, 43 Al:. 0 st —sore eves; 0 Cosars,
145 Division st—d. ; 51 Develin, 313 iVnte,r st.—con,
3c; P Denial - est. 31:9 Iludsonst—inflammation in 0.
chest;. N Achinsen. H Orton st—asthma ; M A Burt
ett, 66 st—o2ne in chest; N 11 • yeath, 1201 k. ;
vision st —int, of a ring and J Vincent, 124 Ants
st—weak hick'; J Chapman. 259 Division st—aftecu m
of the liver; W Graham, 19 liester-st—pain in the side,
E Hurtle!, i 9 Noitoik-st—cutaneous eruption; H Bin;.
haul. 64 Laiulit-.t—pain in the breast; A Knox, 4;.) ,
I.,oulit-st—chapi , eil !rinds; J Culler, 124 Stanton .1—
uleerated ernes; J P Bennett, sore throat. rheumatism,
P Trw lor, •40 For->:b st—livercomplaint; 'IV D s .
Lino. H u.ton—rpn=tnnilmon.
N ad b y 1(.5.4- i:c Towanda, and, G.
A, pE
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TOII - _‘NDA
THE next academie year of this institution, util
commence on Niorittay, the first day of S..ptez,
next. under the superintendent:it and management oi
lir. .1. C. 1 andercook. as Principal.
J No. P. ‘1 OWhIIING, , ASSISTANT.
Sarah F. Wurlh:ng., Precepirtw.
Mr. Vandercook - has been successfully engaged fre
teaching for ten years past ; he has much experience in
this important and truly elevating departinent'of human
enter pre, anal henesolence, and brings testimonials froM
a arum:: sources of goad mural character, and excellent
scientific snd literary attainments.
Mr. Worthing, is a grill Conan of very excellent tb
tainrieent.c. experience feud ef'sill in teaching, and canto
fail to do !ouch for One salsa element of the student an:
the prosperity of the institution.
Miss Worthing, the Preceptress of the Female I.
parunont, has alreney, by her devotion to literature,,,;,
her superior a metes, of mined the unqualified confidence
of the commimity, and the esteem and affection of bet
',onerous olhls. ung ladies will seldom find an.
instructress better qualm . . el to meet all the wants of the
student. not any as a teacher. but as a gUardian friend
and associate. They cannot but Ire unproved by DK
'a snide and society, as well as by her engaging Jr/smar
ms,.
- 11 . 1TION will he as followF. in all the department
Priahiry and ronnn•at EiiLdish sfudies, Hith Prn-
in.l.lp, ar;L:
inte Usual anti mural science. huh,‘
e.,er,kezry. ht.lory, n-troeerny, rhetoric,
~,k -1,11, 1 11;!. II on - tint!. &r., 4 00
Mathem r ties a n ti the hinu,uageq. 500
11,e!dental expereies. per !cep, durinz winter,
No -.indent nil) be re 4 eMerl for less than half a term,
and :pa deduction will b • made for absence, except la
rases of illness or other - nn:mod:le mules.
The Ae•,nh Foie will he divided into four term.
of eke, n ,erks each. Tt:rre a ill be a vacation of oar
evert, rftr•r the tint term-, also one week alter the Mgr!,
end a .leation of six weeks alter the fourth, ineluthn;
the ban est season.
r de-are to rlllne the Too arida Academy an agree:
d oSi ruble resort for `,11.114 !VA front abroad. as wed
the-e at home; a place Iv here the purest •trrues shall
IT 1101 , att,l, and the germs of science firmly set in the
• onlhful nand. For this great rii , ject. no care or labor
•• ill be spared on the part of teachers or trustees. The
Pruner pal should be consulted before purchasing hooks.
..et erai changes ate contemplated in the test-boot;
of the Sch6ol.
t , tudents from abroad ran find hoard with the Print•
pal or others, on reasonable terms.
Lecture,: Will be given regularly by the Principal aid
others, nn the most important topics of education, arida
society orzaidzed fir the especial hens fit of young met.
There will he two evananaijoras and exhibitions donna
the year, the time to be iletermowd by the teachers and
HIRAM MIX, President.
Ttet ST,.ss.
Eons Torakins, Daa Id Cash,
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J. I). I,,nt,inye,
(". I. XV,lrd,
John F. Me.inq
Tom+Anda, JI.Iv 21, 1945.
TEmovED To No. 4, Hwy,
Ir. a. CII.I.7IBERLI.V.
IZE:aI'EUTFULLY informs his
friends and the public that he ha.
,/•—•\ EENICrit.D to the Brick 80,
,• r e,) No. I, a here he still continues to
cur6' Amble old business of
..",e 4 - 1 ') Valet' and flock Repair i ng.'
h all
and warranted to be well done. From a long ekperi•
once in the hosine,.., he believes thatbe will be able to
render perfect satv.faction to all who may favor hart
with their patronage.
N. 13. Watches warranted to run well one year, or
he money refunded; and a written agreement girra
a that eIT-z. to all that desire one.
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CLUCKS.—A large assortment just received and
for sale rely low for cash.
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If' you want to buy Jewelry cheap call at Char ,
berlin's Watch SI-op. Na. I, Brick Row.
MAPLE SUGAR, Wood. and alltinds of Cour.
try Produce received 111 payment.
Towanda. Jure IS. Is 15
GRUBS d: VD BEDSTE.LOS
THE subscribers still canting
to manufacture and keep on band
of their old stand: aft kinds of
Cane- and Wood seat Chairs:
also Settees of various kinds
`• BE DSTE3 DS, of every
description, which we trill
sell low for rash or - produce.
' TURNING done to order.
TONIKINS & MAKINSO:%.
Towanda. :Sprit .3, 18 13.
7ernis of the Bradford -Reportir.
Two d..llars and fifty, cents per annum; Ft rrr . cents
deducted if paid within the year ; and for CASH t ali:-
idly in advance, OVI: DOLL R will be deducted.
Subscribers tit liberty to discontinua at any time, It
paying arrearageS. Most kinds of COUNTSIT Pignut
received in payment, at the market pike.
Advertisement... not exceeding a square of try 4"
lines, inserted for fifty cents ; every subsequent
twenty-five cents. A discount madelo yearly ad‘etristo
Pnt xrisn, of every description, neatly and e ,
pcdttionsly executed 01).new and fashionable typc•
Letters on business pertaining to the officeirauatca tri
me of postage, to ensure nttentinn.
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Main and Bridge streets., up stairs ; entrance - On 61
north door.
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