Bans &bath% ksoitT..;..AirtPraci.ismif or. zz. Ilana:Bcbatler trait a Dutchmen. In Jerry born and bred; ; Where peaches ate co ident'y, And all the nand is red. His father an. a Hatehmin, tAesasinii mother too ; , . And his wades, aunts, and cousin,— Faith were not a few ! Hans wore the real Dutch breeches, Dutch was his coat.tuul hat; fie was his omb-er4lla But I wont speak of that. His shoei and his kneeltocktes, His colter and his vest, And his linsey-wOOlsey stockings, Were Dutch, rake all the rest. Hans Schaffer he gokmanied, ' Having nothing else to do; His wife.—may heaven rest on her!— She was a Dutchman too. But eh ! poor mortal creature, It happened that akat died,. About a week or two before The nuptial knot sculled. And 'the people mourned ter... 'Twu very right they should; Yes, all Hen's wife's relations Of tears shed quite a flood. Well, what of Rana 2" you query; What'■ that to you or me? He's He's living still in Jersey. And there we'll let him be. The Farm s - of Moan Tann. Washington was passionately ,fond of Agri culture. Its improvement was ever with ham an object of paramount vegan!. Virginia can boast of few sons to ivhiamohe'r agriculture has been more indebted; whii its)sisted in promo ting her interests to a greater extent, or' with . the manifestation of a more ; a lent and patron izing ne following account of his fartiontoperation will servel to exhibit the Father Of, hie country (the an first in war. first in peace, and first in the hearts of his countrymen) in his true light !. The farm •of General 'Washington. at Mount Vernon, contained ten.lthousand acres of land in one body, equal to fifteen square miles. 'At was divided into •laren's of conve nient size. at 'the distance of one, two, three, four and five miles from his mansion, These 'farms he visited every day In pleasant weather, and was constantly engaged in making 'experi ments for the improvement of agriculture.— Some idea of the extent of his farmirg,opera tions may be from the following facts. In 1787, lie had five hundred acres in grass sowed Fix hundred acres of oats; seven hun dred acres in Wheat; and prepared as much corn. barley. potatoes, beans, 1 ear, &c., and one hundred and filly acres in turnips. Ilia stock coosisted,of one hundred and torty hor ses. One kindred and twelve eons. three hun dred and thirty-five working oxen. heifers and "sheep. Ile ronetantli emAyed two hundred and fifty hands, and kept tweUly-lour phoighs going during the whole tear, when the earth, a nd the weather would permit. In 1788, he slaughtered one hundred and fifty hugs weigh ing eighteen thousand five hundred and ninety pounds. for the use of his family, besides the provisions (Cr the use of his negroes. BEAFTIFTL ILLUSTRATIoN —A happier in- Stance of the wonderful character of the Bible and the facility with which even a child can austiee t the greatest questions, and solve the sublimest mysteries, was perhaps never given than at an examination of a deaf and dumb in-, stitution, in London. A little tiny was asked, in writing. Who ii ade the world 1' He took the chalk, and wrote underneath these word+ : . " In the heuinaing, God created the heavens and the earth." Tire clergyman then inquired, %Vhy did Christ come into. the world .? A smile rested upon the countenance of the Mite fellow, as he wrote-- •• 'Phis is /1 faithful saying. and, worthy of all acceptation. that Jesus came into the world to save sinners." A third question was then proposed eviden t= ly adapted to call the'most powerful feelin':' into exercise: Why were -you born deaf a dumh; when I can hear and speak ? Never• (says an eye-witness) shall I forget the look of resignation which sat upon his countenance. u he again took the chalk and wrote-- Born' so, Father! for it seemed good in thy tight. A Pnestast Asecoars.--A young man hav ing been caught in, the act of stealing. was brought before Haroun Al Hartchid. h ao the theft was proved against him. Haroun or dered his hand to be cut off. The aged mo. iher of the youth came before the Khalif in great distress. and said "Oh. Khalif of the age. cut not off that hand which the Almighty ha. formed and gifted." Hamm replied, "It is by 'the order of the Almighty. .who pre scribed this; puniahment (Koran) that I cut it off." The old woman replied " Oh.lChaltf. my strength and sup Port are dependant on that hand which you are cutting off." c t it it oft," said ilarmin." for if I let him escape his just punishment. I shall he of the _numher of the transgressors." Oh, Kbalif.7 raid the old woman. "you have many sine for which you iinplor.! foNiveness night and morning; include this among Ahem." The Khalif as pleased with her wit, and pardoning her son. dismissed her happy, and contented. - IciLrittitrrs.--The idle levy a very heavy tax upon the -industrious , when by frivolous risitatioris they rob them of their time. Surh persons beg their daily happiness from door to door as begg'ars their daily bread, and like them, sometitneameet With a rebuff. A mere gossip ought not to Wonder if we evince signs that we are tired of him, him, seeing that we are indebted for the honor of his visit solely to the circumstance of his being tired of himself.-- Ile sits at home : until he , , has accumulated all insupportable load or ennui. and then sallies forth to distribute it amongst- his acquain tances., 4,YOUNO . MARRIED COUPLE - riding home from churels, nut west. on -a rainy - day. the Imehand looking up and pereetving rhe donde breaking au*. laid... 1 do hope !hat we shall have alittle " Oh. la !my dear." airg.' perea the innocent young wife, ••-1 would pre fer-a li4ilt daufrlaler; • ".1 one ",1 'Hsu; re•wne ohnitly." thtf dan'iuid on the teething of his 'ts'eddieg day. lir The'Occan and a Volcano in Wife. .Whiti the torrent of fire precipitated itself into the ocean, the scene assumed aTcharaeter Ott ierrifie and .indiscrihable grandeur. The Magaifieenie 'of 'destruction was never more perciptibly displayed than When . these antago nistic elements met in deadly strife. The mightiein of earth's magazines of fire .poured forth its burning billows to meet the mightiest of oceans. Fur two score miles it came, roll ing. tumbling. swelling forward, an awful agent of death. Rocks melted like waz in its path; forests crackled and blazed before its fervent beat; the very hills were lifted from their primeval beds. and sank .beneath its tide. or were borne onward by its waves; the works of man were to it but as a scroll in the flames; nature shrivelled and trembled before the irre sistible flow. Ima g ine Niagara's stream above the brink of the fall s. with its dashing, whirl ing. tossing and eddying rapids. madly raging and hurrying on to their plunge. instantaneous ly bursting into fire. a gory-hued river of fused minerals ; the wrecks of creative matter blaz ing and disappearing beneath its surface: volumes of biasing steam arising ; smoke curl ing upward from ten thousand vents, which gave utterance to as many deep toned mutter. ings. and sullen, confined, and ominous clam oring., as if the spirits of fallen demons were struggling against their final doom ; gases do nating and shrieking as they burst from their prison house ; the heavens lurid with flame ; the atmosphere dark. turgid and oppressive; the horizon murky with vapors, and gleaming with the reflected contest ; while cave and hol low, as the hot air swept along their heated walls, threw back the unearthly sounds in a myriad of prolonged eclides. Such was the scene, as the fiery cataract, leaping a precipice of fifty feet, poured its flood upon the ocean. The old line of coast, a mass of compact, indu rate lava, whitened. "cracked and fell. The waters recoiled, and sent forth a tempest of spray ;• they foamed, and lashed around and over the melted rock ; they boiled with the beat, and the roar of the conflicting energies grew fiercer and louder. The reports of the exploding gas were distinctly heard twenty- Eve miles distant. Thet were likened to dis charges of whole broadsides of heavy artillery. Streaks of the intensest Fight glanced like lightning in all directions; the outskirts of the burning lava as it fell, cooled by the shock. was shivered; into inillions of fragments. and borne aloft by-Istrong breezes blowing towards the laud, were scattered m scintillant showers far into thin country. For three successive weeks the volcano disgorged an uninterrupted burning tide, with scarcely any diminution, into the ocean. On either side, for twenty miles. theorean became heated, and with such rapidits, 'that on the second day of the junction, fishes caine'ashore dead in great numbers at Keau, fifteen miles distant. Siz weeks later, at the base of the hills. the water continued scalding hot, and sent steam at every wash Of the waves.—Jarues' a Scenes in the Sandwich Islands. The Genesee friticr gives this brief sum 'nary of the native countries of our most fa tuthar plants: • The potatoe is a native of South America, and is still found wild in- Chili, Peru and Monte Video. In its native state, the root is small and bitter. The first mention of it by European writers, is in 1588. It Is now spread over the world. Wheat and rye origi nated in Tammy and Siberia, where they are still indigenous. The only country where the oat is intim, wild in A bt filth, and thence may be,considered a native. Maize or Indian coin is a native of Mexico, and was unknown in Europe. until after the discoveries of Colum bus. The bread Iruit tree is a native .of South? Sea Island. particularly Otaheite. Tea is found inative no where except in China and Japan. from which country the world is sup- plied. ;The cocoa nut is a native of most equinoctial countries, and is one of the most valuable trees, as food, clothing and shelter are . afforded- by it. Coffee is a native of Arabia Felix, hut it is now spread into both the East „and %Vest Indies. The best coffee is brought from Mocha, in Arabia. whence about 14.000,- 000 of pounds are annually exported. St. Domingo furnishes from sixty to seventy mil. ions of pounds annually. All the varieties of the apple are derived from the crab apple. whirh is 'found native in most parts of the world. The peach is derived from Persia, where it still grows in a native state, small, bitter, and with poisonous qualities. Tobacco is a native 'of Mexico and South America, and lately one spefi:•s Las been found in New Holland. To bacco was first introduced into England from North Carolina.. in 1586. by Walter Raleigh. Asparagus was brought from Asia ; cabbage and lettitce from Holland ; horse radish from China I rice from Ethiopia; beans from the East Indies: onions and garlic, are natives of of various places both in Asia and Africa, The sugar cane is a native of China, and from thence is derived the art of making sugar. from. it. SvnITITUTE FOR A BATA.—The following plan was adopted by, Sir Astley Cooper during many years of his life, and is worthy the es ample of those who cannot enjoy the blessing of bathing in their own houses Immediately on rising from bed, and•hav ing all previously read. take off your night dress, takelup from your earthen pan of two gallons of water a towel, quite wet, but not dropping-; hewn at. your head, rubbing hair. and lace, and neck and ears well , : then wrap yourself behind and before, from neck to chest, your arms, and every portion of your hotly.— Remand your towel into the pan. charge it afresh with water, and repeat once all 1 have mentioned. excepting the head. unless that be in a heated state. when you may do an, and with advantage.: Three minute. will now have elapsed. Throw your towel into the pan. and then proceed, with two coarse dry long towels, to scrub your head, and face, and hod}, front and rear, when four minutes will. have you in a glow ; then wash and hard rub your feet, brush your hair, and complete your toilette; and trust me that this wilt give you a new zest to"your existence. A mile of walk: mg may be added with advantage. • EiiIIINATIONS AT APOTHECAItIES' HALL.- Give an example of .• lixtriation." A boy dipping his head into a bucket of water, to get a penny at the bottom of it. Where may "accidental productions" be found t At the hospital des enfans natives. Which is reck oned the roost common "dislocatiort r Hav ing your nose put out of joint. What is "'gas tric irritation' P'' A poor man at a conk shop. What do imply by '• capillary attraction ? ttingletirand handelets. Name the beet ao- Purifies " and " sudorifics." Washerwomen. The Food of Nan. extismEltwL. MMICIPII(Mo PROCLAAGATIOX ' WHEREAS, by an act of Assembly of the Com tionwealth, entitled, " An act relating to .the election in this commonwealth," it Is enjoined Upon me to give public notice of such election to be held, and al so the enumeration in such notice what offiturs are lobe elected, I, JOHN N. WESTON, High Sheriff of the county of Bradford, do hereby make known and give no tire to the electors of said county, that a GENERAL ELECTION will be held in said county, on TUES DAY, the 14th day of October in the several districts in said county, o wit: In Albany, at the school house in the north district near the house Of W. Wilcox. In Asylum, at Jacob Frutchey's. In Athens. at E. S. Matthewson's. In Armenia, at Wrightmsn Pierce's. In Burlington, at Ad'n In Canton, at Benj. Coolhaugh's. In Columbia. at James Slorgan's. In Durell, at S. S. Bradley's. In Franklin, at Wm. Deemer'.. In Granville, at the school house, No. 1, at Granville corners. In Herrick, at Wm. Durand's. In Litchfield, at IL Park's, In Leroy, at the school house in Leroy. In Monroe, at J. P. Smith's. In Orwell, at the house of formerly eccupied by I. H: Roes. In Pike, at E. Dewolre In Ridgeberry, rit Stephen Mummers. In Rome, at L. ,S..,Maynaril'a In Shesherruin, at / D. Brink'a. In Smithfield. at A. 3. Gerould's. In Springfield, ell D. D. Black's. In Standing Stone, at S. Stevens'. In South Creek, at the school house near AsaGilletes, in South Creek. In Towanda Bone at the Claremont House. In Towanda tp., at the school house near Andrew C. Gregg s. - In Troy, at the school house in the village of Troy. In SOinglrill, (formerly Tuscarora,) at the school house near J. J. Lewis. In Ulster, at S. B. Holcomb's. In Warren, at R. Cooper's. In Wells, at E. E. Ayres'. In Windham, at E. Russel's decd. In Wyalusing, at John Taylor's. In Wyse!, at the Academy. At which time and place the electors aforesaid will elect by bshit— One person for Canal Commissioner of thin State. Two persons to represent the county of Bradford in the House of Representatives of this Commonwealth, One person for High Sheriff of Bradford Camay. One person for Prothonotary', Clerk Quarter Sessions and Oyer arid Terminer.' One person for Register of Wills, Recorder of Deeds and Clerk of the Orphan's' Court. One person for Treaserer of Bradford Co. One person for Commissioner of Bradford Co. One person for Coroner of 13railfied One person for Auditor of Bradford County. And in and by said act, I am furthir directed to give notice " that every person excepting justices of the peace who shall held any office of profit and trust under the government of the United States, or of this state, or of any city or incorporated district, whether a commission-. ed officer or agent, who is, or shall be, employed under the legislative, executive or judiciary department of this rowel or of the United States, or of any incorporated db• trict, and also that every member of,'Llongreas, and of the state Legislature, and of the select(and common council of any city, or commissioners of any incorporated district is by law incapable of holding or exercising, at the same time:the office or appointment ufjudge,inspector or clerk of any election of this commonwealth, and that no in spector, or judge or other officer of any such election, shall be then eligible to any office to be voted for. By the 4th section of an set palmed the 16th day of April, 1840, it is provided "that the 13th section of an act passed July 2d, 1839, entitled o An act relating to the electors of this Commonwealth," shall not be so con strued, es to prevent any militia officer from serving as judge, inspector or clerk, at any general or special elec. tion of this commonwealth. In the 61st section of the act first mentioned, is enac ted that every general and special election shall be open between eight and ten - in-the forenoon, and shall contin ue without interruption or adjournment until 7 o'clock in the evening, when the polls shall be closed. It is further directed that the meeting of the Judges at the Court House in Towanda, to make out the general return, shall he on the third day after the election, which will be the 17th day of October. JOHN N. WESTON, Sheriff .Sheriff's Office, September 17, 1846, SAD DLE & HARNESS TOTAL 11141L - ALIIIT IG., • 111.1i4Jrall SMITH Jf sorr, RESPECTFULLY inform that they still continue the manufacture of Saddles, Bridles, Harness, in Col. Mix's building, next door to J. C. Adams` Law Office, where they will keep cut:latently on hand, and manufacture to order, Elastic TT eb, Contmon.and Quilted Saddles, Harness; Carpet Bags, Bridles, Trunks, Collars, T'alises, 4.c. Carriage Trimming and Military Work donelo order. Mattrasses, Pew and Chair Cushions made on short notice and reasonable terms. The subscribers hope by doing their work well, and by a strict attention to business, to merit a share of public patronage. ELKANAH SMITH & SON. Towanda. May 21, 1845. • BOOT St SHOE MAKING. • • .0104 ITILEOX & SAGE have associated themseves in the Boot and Shoe Making business. in the borough of Towanda, and may be found at the old stand of S. Hathaway.Dtely occupied by Elkansh Smith. near I. H. Stephens' Exchange Hotel, where they solicit • share of public patronage. They intend, by a careft i selection of stock, and by attention to the interests of their customers,to make as nestand durable work as can be manufactured in this portion of the country. They keep constantly on hand, and will manufacture to order, morocco. calf , and coarse boots and shoes; Ladies' Gaiters, shoe, and slips; children's do.; gent's gaiters and pumps, &c., &c. JOHN W. WILCOX. PHILANDER SAGE. Towanda, May 14. 1845. ATHENS ADVERTI6EMENT.. WELLS & SATTERI.EE ire receiving from New York, their Fecund stock of Spring and Summer Goods, consi..ting of a choice and general stock dell articles kept in country stores and a ill be sold as cheap as at any store in the country for cash. produce or approved short credit. Please call and examine our stock and prices. WELLES &SATTERLEE. Athens, June 9, 1845. THE Ladies will hod printed lawns, nerlsines, bal. urines, and prints for summer ; and bombazines, alpaccas and merino goods for winter dresses. Linen, count & worsted mitts, gloves and hose ; black, blue black, striped and plain silks in patterns; for sale very low at June 9. WELLER & SATTERLEVS. LEATHER—Saltniarsh, Overton & Co's beat solo anal upper leather—calf and hipskins always on hand in exchange for caah and hide., very low el Juno 9. WELLES & SATTERLEE'IS. • At the Head of the NORTH BRANCH CANAL. KINGSDERY 4. CO, et their old stand one R.d.'door south of the •' Athens Hotel," have just received in addition to their.fornier stock, a large and' splendid assortment of Fancy and staple Dry Goods, Groceries, Hardware, Queen's ware. Boots, Shoes, &c. whichehey offer at the very lowest prices for cash, lum her.or produce of most kinds. We ask our .friends to call and examine:our Goods and prices, and we flatter ourselves that none shall go away dissatisfied. • Athens ono 25;1815. AriARPENTEES 4. JOINERS TOOLS general. essoSißeut, It :.• H. KINGSBERY dr. CO. ~_ TH'preceding figure a to represent the INSEN SIBLE PERSPIRATION. his the great evac uation forlhe impurities of the body. It will be noticed that a thick cloudy mist issues from all points of the sur face. which indicates the wonderful process going on within. This perspiration flows uninterruptedly when we are in health, but ceases when we are sick. It should be the caroof every one to see that it is not checked.— Life cannot be sustained without it. It is thrown off from the blood and other Juices of the body , and dispo ses by this means, of nearly all impur ities within use.— The blood by this means only, works tselfpure. The language of Scripture is, "in thebloca is the lift" If it ever becomes imptire. it may he traC-d diiec i ttp to the stoppage of the insensible perspiration. IA negrrequires any internal medicines to cleanse it, 10 , ftivays puri fies itself by its own heat and action, an ttows off all the offending humors, through the inseniablniferspiration. Thus we see, all that is necessa-ry when 'the blood is stagnant or infected, is toopen the pores, and it relieves itself tmm all impurity instantly, Its own beat and vi tality are sufficient, without one particle of medicine, except to open the pores upon the surface, —Thus we see the folly of taking so much internal redmilies. All practicioners, however, direct their efforts to restore the insensible perspiration. but it seems to he no always the proper one. The Thompsoniana for insta pa, steams, the Hy.'ropathist shrouds us in wet blankkts. the Ho- mopathist deals out infinitissimals, the A llopathistbleeds and doses us with merc'ury. and the blusteiing quack gorges us with pills, pills, pills. But one object only is in view, viz: to res ore the in sensible perspiration. If this can be done, th y say, we will take care of the rest. It will he seen, therefore, -that all physicians understand alike what is necessary-to a recovery, how much they may differ as to !the mode of obtaining it. To give some idea of the amount and consequently the importance of the insensible perspiration, we will state that the learned Ur. Lewenhock, andthe great Boer haave, ascertained that five-eights nt all we received in. to the stomach, passed off by this means. In other words, if we eat and drink eight pounds per day. wb evacuate five pounds of it by the insensible perspiration. This is none other than the used up re licles of the blood, and other juices, giving place to t g new and fresh ones, by carrying with it all the imp rdes within up to the surfa6.. To check this, thetefor ,'is to retain in the systemOlt . Te eights of all the vii4lst t i matter that nature dernsndkahould leave the body. A even when this is the case,'"the blood is also active a p)nciple, that it determines those particles, to the skin, where they forrn scabs, pimples, ulcers, and other , spots'; but if it is di reeled inwards, and fa:ls upon the hings, the mune guences are generally fatal. By a sudden transition from best to cold, the pores are stopped, the perspiration ceases, and disease begins at once to develope itself. Hence, a Stoppage of this flow of the juices, originates so many clunplainte. It is through the surface that we imbibe nearly all our ills. it is stopping the pores, that overwhelms mankind with coughs, colds, and consumption. Nine-tenths of the world die from diseases induced by 'stoppage of the insensible perspiration. It is easily seen therefore, bow necessary is the flow of this subtle humor to the surface, to preserve health. It cannot bstopped ;.it cannot even be checked, without producing disease. The blood and intestines must relieve themselves of all their worn out particles, and poisonous humors. and they must go through the pores as nature designed. Let me ask now, every candid mind, what course seems the most reasonable to pursue, and unstop the pores, after they- are closed and let the perspiration flow, that the blood may relievetbwlfof its impurities l Would you give physic to unstop the pores! _Or would you apply something that would do this upon the surface, where the clogging actually is I Would not this be com mon sense!; And yet I know of no physician Who makes an internal application to effect it. The reason I assign is, that no medicine within their knowledge. is capable of doing it. Under these circumstances, I pre-, sent to physicians and - to all others, a preparatien that has this power to the fullest extent.„—lt is dlcAllialera All -Healing Oinhnent or the Wores Sake. It has power to restore perspiration on the feet, on the head, around °Wean's, upon the chest. in short, upon any part of the body, whether diseased slightly or severely. W hen the perspiration is restored, it has power to penetrate the lungs, liver, or any part of the human system, and to act 'span them, if they be diseased, by separating the in flamed morbid particles therefrom, and expelling them to the surface. It has power to cause all external Ewes, scrofulous MP. - more. skin diseases, poisonous wounds to discharge their putrid matter, and then heals diem. • It is a remedy that sweeps oil the whole catalogue of cutaneous disorders, and restores the entire cuticle to its healthy functions. It is a remedy that forbids the necessity of so many and deleterious drugs taken into,the stomach. It is a remedy that neither sickens, gives inconveni ence, or is dangerous to the intestines. This remedy is probably the only one not known, that is capable of producing all these great results. Its great value is in restoring at once, the circulation of the juices when checked, or disarranged by cold or other causes: It preserves and defends the surface from all derangement-of its functions, while it keeps open the channels for the blood to avoid all its iinpurities and dis pose of all its useless particle.. There is,s connection, harmony, and feasibility in all that defies contradiction. It is a simple. hut wonderful principle that preserves in healthy operation the entire machinery of qur being. It indissolubly holds together the surtace and the internal viscera, the internal viscera and the surface. They are inseparably connected and cannot be disjoined. The surface is the outlet of five-eights of the bile and used up matter within. It is pierced with millions of open ings to reliTe the intestines. Stop up these pores, and death knoc sat your door. It is rightly termed All- Healing, for there is scarcely a disease, external or in ternal, that it will not benefit. It will be found the most useful as well as the cheapest family medicine in the world. I have used it for the last fourteen years with success without a parallel. I haveused it-for all disease of the chest, consumption, liver, and the most dangerous of internal maladies. I have used it in cases of extreme peril and hazard, involving the utmost danger and re spansibility, awl I declare before Heaven and man, that not in one single case has it jailed to benefit, when the patient was within the reach of mortal means. 1 never, to my recollection had more than five or six among the thoueanda who have used it,.say that it was nut favorable to their complaint. On the Contrail I have had hundreds return voluntarily, and in the warmest and most pathetic language speak in its praise. I have bad physicians, learned in the profession; 1 have had nisters of the gospel, Judges on the bench, aldermen and lawyers, gentlemen of the highest erudition and multitudes of poor, use it in every variety of way. and there has been but one voice, one united. universal voice saying " McAllister your ointment is Fond." Consumption.—Of all diseases, we find this the most important, and concerning which we meet with the most opposition. It can hardly be credited that a salve can have more effect upon the lungs, seated as they are with in the system. But we say once for all, that this eint melt will reach the lungs quicker than any medicines that can be given intetinally. Every body consents to the fact that if bealine medicine could he applied on the lungs, there woul be great hopes of recovery. The difficulty is to get the medicine there., Now the Salve has the tvonderful - virtue of extracting the putrid hu mors from all external' sores by causing them to is charge.. In like manner it operates upon internal affec tions by driving all the impurities through the pores to the surface., Thus with consumption, if placed upon the chest, itpenetratei directly to the lungs, separatei thepoisonous particles that are consuming them and ex• pets them from the system. It is the simplest and Most rational process in creation, if one has the medicine - capable of doing it. The A ll- RealMg Dintment pessessei this power -to the felled extent I need not gay that it is curing persons of Con• gumption continually, although we are told it is foolish nem. I care not what is said, so long as I can cure se sera! thousand persons yearly. If ibis medicine was in the bands of some patent medicine brawlers, they would. make an uproar through the country that would be in supportable. Scrofula or King's EriL—This disease hue* in veterate, and hard to be subdued. It is generally seated in the sides of the neck, behind the ease and under the chin, yet scarcely ony psit of the body is .exempt. It sometimes falls upon tbetungs end produces corlsomp• tion. It is a dreadful circumstance, that .this disease is transmitted from parents to children. The Salve will clued, all the morbid matter by causing the sores to dis• charge; and then let then the Solar Tincture be used to drive it to one point ; which done, a continuance of the Ointment will completely remove this disorder. This is the g.fest and niost effectual of any method. It should be adopted without a moment's hesitation. ~- "'- -- '% - _A Erysipelas—Thiscomplaint arises from impurities being driven out to the surface by means of the insensible perspiration, 'and lodging in the cuticule, forms sores, pimples &c., it being of a ,caustic, acrid putrifying na ture. It only requires that it should discharge its vi rulent particles through the skin, and the disc ilty will pass off. If suffered to remain, and driven inwards it is frequently fatal. Let the Salve and Solar Tincture be used as in scro fula and the patient will soon get well. Sall Rheum.—This is another obstinate disease but can be cured effectually as the scrofula. There is no difficulty in this disease. Head ache, Ear ache and Deafness.—The Salve has cured persons of the Head-Ache of 12 years standing and who had it regularly every week, so that vomiting often took place. It cured the wife of a man who laugh ed in my face for proposing such a cure. and who now would not be without-it for the best farm in the State. If any one will take the trouble to call I will give his name. Deafness and Ear-Ache are helped - with the like sac cesa as also Ague in the face. - Cold Feet.—Consumption, liver complaint, pains in the cheat or aide, falling of the hair, one or the other always accompanies cold_ feet. It is g sure sign of dis ease in the system to have cold feet. Some persoris are totally unable to get them warm, and endure much suf fering thereby. The salve will restore the insensible perspiration and thus cure every case. It is infallible for this. . . Asthma, Tightness of Breath.—lf this disease is not hereditary and produced by the malformation of the chest, the salve will core it. Dyspepsia.—One would suppose a salve would not effect this disease much hut the All-Healing Ointment will cure,two sooner than any internal remedy.will cure one. :ore Eyes.—The inflamation and disease always liea hack of the ballof the eye in the socket. Hence the util• ity of all remedies that are used upon the lids. The virtue of any medicine must reach the seat of inflam mation or it will do little good. This salve if rubbed on the temples will penetrate directly into the socket and infuse all its virtues upon the disorder. The pores will be opened. a proper perspiration will be created and the disease will anon peas off to the surface. How easy and how natural It is as perfect and valuable as it is simple and philosophical. Sore Lips, Chapped Hands sell a great deal of salve to Seamen, who say it is the only thing they can depend on to cure their raw hands, when exposed to the weather - at sea. It acts like a charm in these corn plaints. Two or three applications cures. Pimples on the face, freckles, tan, masculine skin, gross surface.—lts first action is to expel all humor. It will not cease drawing till the face is free from any mat ter that may be lodged under the akin and frequently breaking out to the surface. It then heals. ' When there is nothing but grossness, or dull repulsive surface, it begins to soften and soften until the skin becon es as soft and delicate as a child's. It throws a freshness and blushing color upon the now white transparent skin that is - perfectly enchanting. Sometimes in case of Freck les it will fiat start out those that hay!. lain hidden and' seen but seldom.- Pursue the salve and all will soon dis appear. The reason for this wonderful change in a lady's face is that it excites into natural and healthy activity the Insensible Perspiration, while it renovates and re. news the surface, and leaves the skin in as lively and delicate a condition as the most fastidious could desire. It is put up in fine jars and beautifully scented on pur pose for the toilet. Eiwns.—Life can always be saved if the vitals are not injured. I have so many testimonials for the cure of this complaint that I could fill a book. I suppose there is not a faunh• in the United States, that would consent to he without this salve a single day if they knew its halm in healing BUMS alone. , It extracts the pain and leaves the place withouta scar: Quinsy gore throat. Influenza. Bronchitis.—There is not an internal remedy 111 existence that will cure these disorders as quick as the salve. Itopens the pores on the neck and draws off all the inflammation and im pure juices. finite, few days will see the patient well. It is sovereign' in these cases. Piles.—The sake acts upon the piles as upon sore eye.. There is en infisnunniion which must be drawn from the parts. The salve does this. Ilcrnia or-flupture.—Thin salve has cured some very had cases of rupture, and although it might not all, yet it would be wise to try it. It is a peculiar complaint, but it may be helped some, if not cured entirely. I have not the shadow of a doubt that it would cure thousands if the trial was made, who believe no medicine of the least benefit. Two shillings worth would satisfy any one, whether it would do good or not. Worms.—lf parents knew hiaw fatal most medicines were to children taken inwardly, they would be slow to resort to them. Especially " mercurial lozenges," call ed "medical It zenges," vermifugrs," &c. Eves Were it possible to say positively that worms were pre sent, it is iot safe. The truth is, no one can tell, inva riably, when worms are present. Of coulee the remedy is not applicable to the complaint. Now let me say to parents, that this salve will always tell if a child has worms. Let it be rubbed on the neck and chest, to keep them from going tip, and then down on the bowels and they aid soon leave. It will drive every vestige of them away. This is aesimple and safe cure. No injury can come of it in any way. But should it he cholic, infla tion of the bowels, or gripe of the intestines, it will ef fectually cure them as the worms. There is probably no medicine on the (moor the earth at once so sure and safe in the expulsion of worms. It would he cruel, nay wicked, to give internal doubt ful medicines, so long as a harmless, certain, arid effect. ual external one could he had. Chulie, Pain, or Inflammntion of the Bowels". —Let the salve be rubbed in and heated with the fire or hot flat irons, and all pains and difficulty will soon cease. Swellings of the joints, or weakness, or any affection of the bone, nothing is so good for as this salve. Poisons.—l never knew anything so gond as this salve. It causes the poison to discharge immediately, and leaves not the slightest cause of alarm. Poisons by nails, bites of animals, or burns, it removes when no thingelse will. Toilet.-1 have it done up in fine order for the dres sing case. Although I have said little about it as a hair restorative, yet I will stake itagainst the world ! They may tiring their oils far and near, and mine will recline the hair two cases to their one. These are no idle words, for I am ready to hack it with any reasonable amount. Old Sores, Mortification, Ulcers, 4c.—There is no cf ectual way of curing these, but drawing off the putrid matter. To merely dry it up would only endanger one' health more. That some sores are an outlet to the im purities of the system, is the only reason, because they cannot pass off through the natural chanwls of the In sensible Perspiralion If such sores are healed up, the impurities must have some other nutlet, or it will endan ger life. This is the reason why it is impolitic to use the common salves of the day in inch cases. For they have no power to open other revenues, to let off all this mor bid matter, and the consequences are always- fatal. This salve will always provide for such emergencies. There heed he no fear. It is perfect. Broken Breasl.—Persdns ,need never have a broken breast. The salve will always prevent it, if used in sea son. Liver Complaint.—Peronms laving this complaint fre quently have eruptions of the hands, face and other parts. and never once this It that it arises from the liver. !'heir utter inability to remove these irruptions, proves their misapprehension of the disorder. Such must use it first on the feet. then wear it on the cheat, and the difficulty will soon go away. Mae Passion or Griping of the Infestines.—This disease caused the death of the late H. S. Legere, At tomey General and acting Secretary of the United States. It is the stopping up of the smaller intestines, and some times the twisting of them. It is brought on by a negr lect of the daily evacuations, or from incarcerated Her• nia: - The pnrns are awful, and unless help cornea epee. day, the sufferer soon dies. The All-Healing Ointment would have s ib , of Mr. Legare and all when ender similar tin Corns.--If the salve is need mottling r people need never be troubled with • Cot . oni by some travelling mountebank wh o is doing more mischief than be can possibly r tlit little alibis ointment put on now and then 1,4 keep them down. Indeed there are few complaints that it will t . efit. It is a Family Sake of untold value. A , as the sky rolls over one's head and gran the earth, it will be sought after, used and val utd. s there is no mercurial substance in it, but cum r' . tirely of vegetables it gives no good ground fo r ‘; hension. - 4ri We have full certificates, from all the perecni,, - names ore here given, but not having room for ti L , t, merelpgive their names, Nos. and the disease a p t . they were cored. Thomas Mushier, 179 Ninlh-st—weak ha c k ; 1 1 I Way, cm. King end McDonough sts—sore eye ; : Way do erysipelas ; Dr J Clark, 210 Stantonst-0,2 aced sores; Dr J Cove', 132 Sußiven-it—ag ue face; F R Lee, 245 Bowery—pain in the bresst ; i J Gibbs Dover-st-4amily medicine; Hemy Gnia, Bowery—influenza; A Stuckey, 608 totta at k ly medicine; E Conway; II S , Court—burns,se4, Eliza Bunker. Flatbush:—consumption; M A Oliver st—burns ; E Kipp, 275 Second-st— go i' , Vanderpool Cherry-st—cancer; Burr Nash—p e ,, E Turner, 91 Ridge-st—do; C Mann, Globe Ho ruptures; J. Hurd, 17 Batavia-at—salt rheum; GRio, mer, 124 Division-st—do; J Mollie, 20 Means., do; H A West, 107 Marks place--4urns, frosted j e D Thorp, 145 Norfolk st=sore eves; F. Cash, z: B ro om e st—do ; P Bowe, 36 Willett 'at—do; Hill,: kips, Plueniz Bankdo; .1 F Henly, do—e sm i gunpowder; Dr Mitchell, 79 Mereer-st—broken brit ; C D Jacobson, 199 Staston-at—rheumatism ; B I p 4. ; E Willett/1,303 Pearl st—eruptions;Eß, , : 237 Bleeker-st—agae in the face; C Frances,39 ta w , cry—family medicine; D S Judd, 657 Water.st—fe. ily ointment; F Otten, 124 Diviiion at—rheurnsu m‘ ' the bead; S W Robinson, 70 Essex eyes; tit . ment ; S Haariot, 45 Allen st —sore eyes; G Co ao, 145 Division st—do ; M Develin. 313 Wster at—tw o &c; P Demarest. 368 Hudson at—inflammation in t!, chest: N Achinson, Huston at—asthma; M A Be,; ett, 66 Suflidk st—ague in chest; N Wrath. 120 vision st —bite of a-dog and piles; .1 Vincent., 124 Ap o st—weak hark ; J Chapman, 259 Division a—affects of the liver; W Giaham o rs Hester-st—pain in the ride E Hamel, 19 Norfolk-st—cutaneous eruption; H B. ham. 84 Laight.st—inin in the breast; A Knox, m Laight-st—chapped bands; J Culver, 194 Stanton rt. ulcerated sores; J P Bennett, sore throat. rheumstat, G P Taylor, 46 Forsyth st—livercomplaint; W kin,. Huston—consumption. Sold by H.S.Ir C.2IIERCUR, Towanda, and C A. PERKINS, Athena. (4;, 6L -17 0':1 )-- I.OZE ta-.1-02111111 At the Elmira Cheap _Cash Store, .Vo. 1, arta: Row. A S. CHAMBERLIN respectfully informs th i ic*: , • public that he has purchased of I. S. Wood & Co. men stock of goods, and has just received s on supply, which renders his assortment of Drugs, A'eri, tines, Paints, Oda, Dyt-stuffa cud Family Grompie l complete. ills stock consists in part of the tehoetti MEDICINES. ETC Annetta Essences Arrow root Flour sulphur Antimony do Benroia Aquiitortis : . G lue Aqua ammonia Gum camphor }Ether Assatiedita Brimstone Myrrh Blue Vitriol Gamboge Bayberry bark Glauber salts do tallow Bellew. Balsam iobe Harlem oil do Copaiva ' Hydrioate Potosi Barbadoes tar Iceland moss • Balsam honey Ipecac Blood root • ' lodine Blue pills Jalap Balsam Fir Juniper Berries Black drop - Lunar Caustic Barley Pearled _ Liquorice ball sod root , Bateman's drops Laudan um Bugundy Pitch filorphine \ --, Cayenne pepper Manna African do Mace Camphor Musk Calomel Nut Vomica Chamonile nor. Oxalic acid Corrosive sublimate Essential oils, all kinds Cochineal Oil soap Cantharidel Paregoric Cutlet's Pills Coe. inudicus Phosphate iron Carbonate iron . Quicksilver do Magnesia Quassia do Soda Quinine Cowage Red Precipitate Coloo nth Senna Chloride lime Sugar Lead Cream tartar- Syringes Dragon's blood Valerian root Dover's Powders Saffron Digitalis Uvu Ursa Emery, assorted • Vol. Liniment Epsom salts Ven. turpentine, &c.ike. A cpmpleie variety of GROCERIES, such as Tea Sugar. Coffee. Starch. Raisins, Cinnamon. Soda Crack. ere., Ginger, Pepper, Eng. Currants, Nutmegs, Tobacco and Snuff. Candles, &c. A I omplete assortment of Paints, Dye-stuffs, Win Linw (Ansa, Putent Medicines, &c. Towanda, June 16, 1845: REIIOVED TO No. 1, BRICK. ROW! Ir. J. CII.I.7IBERLIJM. • RESPECTFULLY informs his Spends and the public that he har - i n k RE3IOVED to the Brick Rea. f No. 1, w here he still continues to • carry on his old business of ett k g. 7,1 Watch and Clock Repairing; which willbe done on short notice, and warranted to he well done. From a long experi ence in the business. he believes that be will be able to render perfect satisfaction to all who may favor him with their pstronage. .B. Watches warranted to run well one year, or the money refunded; and a written agreeMeni 'given to that etfra , to all that desire one. • CLOCKS.—A large assortment just received and for sale very low for cash. If you want to huy Jewelry cheap call at- Cbaot betlin's Watch Shop, No. I, Brick Row. ill M. 4 PLE SUGAR, Wood, and all kindatif Coun try; Produce received in payment. Towanda, Jure 18, 1845. Fashionable Tailoring ! pORGE H. BUNTING would respectfully in. Ur ) form the public that he still continues at his old swim on.the west side of Main street. between Kings. bee's lad liartletes stores, up stairs, where he may be found7 . lNeadiness to all work in his line in • style not to hi surpassed in Bradford -county. • Pikes to suit the times. Tfilifkful for past favors, be respectfully solicits a continua nce and hopes by strict attention to bu. sine., and accommodating terms TO merit patronage. The Spring and 'Summer FASHIONS have just been received, and he is prepared to make garments in the mod fashi nahle manner. PartieWar attention paid to CUTTING,and witrant ed to fit if properly made up. He has the latest Spring and Summer Fashion, for sale. Towanda. May 14, 1845. BU ITER FIRKINS, a first rate article. for sale at Aug. I I. BAIRD'S, No. 3, B.R. 7ernzs of the Bradford Reporter. Two bllam and fifty yenta per annum; Film yenta deducted if paid within the year; and for CASH actu ally in advance, ONC DOLLAR will be deducted. Subscribers at liberty to discontinue at any time, by paying arrearages. Most kinds of COONTNY PRODUci received in payment, at the market price. Advertisements, not exceeding a Nettie of twelve lines, inserted for fifty rents ; every subsequent insertion. twenty.five cents. A discount made to yearly advetrisers. Joe Pat STING. of every description, neatly and ex peditiously executed on new and fashionable type. Letters on business pertaining to the office niustcoms fee of postage, to ennute attentinn. gt'' Office in Col. Means' brick buibrmg corner of Main and Bridge streets, up stairs ; entrance on the north door.
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