E BEM=
:','". pit.ii.i,t.h.*ll.:-:`T:
Oh, list tome, tiny; . •
You sweet lump of candy ! ,
Love makes Me feel dizry,
Like sugar and brandy
3fy vision is
My brains are ill Wining— '
And the sweet creiniof feeling
ls curdled by chaining;
For my heart 'neath my jacket . ,
Is up and down jumping,
And keeps up a racket
With its thumping and bumping;
0, show me one smile—'tit my last supplication
I crave nothing further—'twill be my a:Armin!'
Oh, Lizzy, Tat Worsted—
I feel its all over:
Pm done up and bursted—
A broken down lover!
The joys of my bosom
Have cut stick and vanished ;
I kiiw'd rshould lose 'em,
When.nay true love you banished,
The world. has grown dreary,
In sackcloth of sorrow ;
'Of life I am weary,
And I wish that to-morrow
Would dawn on my grave, in that peace giving valley,
Where Pd cue not for you; nor for Susan, nor Sally !
I know 'tie Rain too—
But I'm bent on the notion—
I' ll throw myself into
The deep briny ocean,
Where mud.eels and eat-fish
On my body shall riot,
And flounders and list fish
Select me for diet;
There soundly slumber -
Beneath the rough billow,
And crabs without number
• Shall crawl o'er my pillow :
But my spirit shall wander through gay coral bower',
And frisk with the mermaids—it shall, by the powers!
Beautiful Expression.
The following passage, beautiful in itetruth
and in the expression of that truth; is from the
editor of the Baltimore American. It will be
felt and appreciated by every parent, and most
heartily do we coruniend it to the attention of
children. • •
•• If children could only ,be made aware of
the heartfelt delight with which parents be
hold the development of talents and noble sen
timents in their offspring, with what avidity
would they seek the means of expanding the
sphere . of their intelligence and cherishing the
moral sentitients that impart dignity to the
bainan character. From infancy to manhood
the welfare • and happiness of the child is the
sole object of the parentssolicitude. Under all
circumstances ; through good or evil fortune,
the present and future condition of those whom
they may have rocked in the cradle, or dan
dled on the knee, is the polar star to which
their affections point with undeviating con
stancy.
Should your path through life be prosperous
the possessions of health and distinction is on
ly precious in their eyes; as affording the
means of conferring on those who are in fu
ture years to be their representatives, the hon
ors that attend riches and exalted character, and
should adversity be their lot, and difficulties
beset them. they are forgotten in the hope that
circumstances may ensure a better fate to their
children. The child may be affectionate and
tender, bat the filial relatiOn is not susceptible
of the intensity of affection which belongs to
the parental He. It is in the depth of blood
that enables the old to pass from the stage of
life without regret. They feel that in their
children they will continue to lice, and that
' however this world and its concerns may be
lost to them, succeeding generations, will re
cognize in their offspring portions of them
selves. With what unspeakable delight does
a father behdld the first manifestations of exal
ted intelligence in a son, and how does he
()well upon actions that bespeak nobleness of
purpose and soundness of integrity. If these
feelings of gratification are inexpressibly de
lightful. so on the other hancl . the emotions with
which be views indications of an opposite
character, are unutterably painful.
To see the object of parental solicitude, over
whom he has watched day after day, and year
rafter, year, falling off from the path of virtue
and deaf to the appea!s of honorable motives,
is to him a source of bitterness, of regret, to
which no temporal blessings can furnish an
-antidote. Honors may await, and the confi
dence and love of his fellow beings may for a
'moment cheer his path through life, but when
he reflects that his honor and his love are to be
changed into contempt and dislike in the per
son of hie own child. he feels as if it were bet
ter to be deprived of all than to witness so
heart-rending a contrast. If there be reserved
for huinan life a joy more exalting than all
others, it is that of beholding Its last moments
cheered by the - 'fondness and affection of a
worthy and virtuoto, progeny; and if there be
a pang more agonizing than any other, it is
that of a dying parent. whore last thought rests
upon the crimes of a depraved but fondly loved
child."
enatemsty.—Christianity, like a child,
goes wandering over the World. Fearless In
its innocence, it is not abashed before princes,
nor confounded before synods. Before it the
blood-stained warrior sheaths his swords and
plUcks the laurel from big brow, and the mid
night murderer turns from his purpose, and
liksithe heart-smitten discira, goes and weeps
bitterly. • It brings liberty, to the captive, joy
to the !sufferer, freedoni to the slave, repentence
end forgivness lathe sinner. hope 10 :he faint
hearted, and issuranee to the dying.
Itenters the hat of the dying Man, and & sits
down ,with , him and his children ; it mate.'
them contented in the midst ofprivationtend
leavei behinfl ineverlasting blessing. It walks
through cities. amid all their splendor, thbir
imaginable pride and their unutterable misery,
a purifying, ennobling. remedying angel. It
is alike the .beautiful champion Of childhood,
and comforting associate of age. It ennobles
the noble; gives wisdom to the wise, and new
grace to The lovely. The patriot, the priest,
the poet the eloquent man, all derive their
sublime power from its influence.
Mrsrsars WILL ruppErt.—Col. W. is a fine
looking Inas, aint ha 3" said a friend of ours,
the other day. . -
•
" Yea." re . plied another, I was taken for
him once." •
•
Yon ! why, you are as ugly as sin !"
" I don't care for that ; I was taken for him—
I endcrreed his note and was taken for him' by
'the Sheriffr.
no :attic
The following isvt passage' fromthe taught'
ble pile of DeapeiVion," one of Me' rich
ticks whiCh are enth)riteed in the Literary,re
mains of Willie Gay lord
,Clark. 7
,Jt is only
"necessary 'to premise that th e writer is ' a Phtla
delphia student irho,` after a stolen 'fortnight
among the gaitfei of 'WaShington city. fads
himself (through the ten:de:mess of lehutu)sti
Baltimore on his .way home, without a penny
in his pocket. He stops at a fashionable ho
tel, nevertheless, where aheetariying a day - or
two, he finally at the heel of a great dinnek.
mail saw in his private apartment, 'flanked
with abundant Champagne atithliurgundy, re
solves to disclose all to the landlord, Bum
thoning a servant, he says : - •
I=
•'Ask the landlord to step'up to my roost
and bring his .bill."
lie clattered down Otitis giggling, and shirt
y after Ins coaster appeared. ' fie enteredwitb
a generous smile, that made me hope for the
best the house afforded, and that just then was
credited.
•• How much do I owe you ?" said I. ,
He handed Une the bill, with all the grace of
polite expectancy.
**Let me sec—seventeen dollars. How
very reasonable! But my 'dear sir. the most
disagreeable part of the business is now to he
told. I grieve to inform you, that at present.
I am out of money—but I know by 'your phi
lanthropic looks . that you will be satisfied when
I tell you that if I had it, "I would ' give it to
you . with unqualified pleasure. But you see
my not hiiiing the change by me is the reason
I don't do it; and I am sure you will let the
matter stand and say no more about it. I am
a stranger to you, that's a fact ; but in the
place where I came from, all my acquaintances
know me easy as can be." -
The landlord turned all colors.
Where do you live, any how I" -
"In Washing—. - I should have said in
Philadelphia."
Elis eyes flashed with angry disappctOt
I see how it is, Mister; my opinion is tifat
you are a black leg. you don't know where
your home is. You bcgi with Washington.
and then drop it for Philadelphia. You must
pay your bill."
" But I can't."
"Then I'll take your clothes; if I don%
blow we tight."
" Scoundrel !" said I, rising bolt upright.
" do it if you dare, and leave the rest to me !"
There was no wore words. He rose de
libernely. seized niy hat and only inexpreasi
bias., and walked down stairs.
Physicians 'gay that no two excitements can
exist at the same time in one system. Exter
nal circumstances drove away, almost imme
diately, the confusion in my brain.
I arose and looked out of the window. The
snow was descending as I drummed on the panr.
What was Itodo ? An unhappy wight,sani
culottes in a strange city—no money. and
slightly inebriated. A thought struck me. I
had a large full cloak, with my other appoint
ments, save those he took, the landlord had
spared. I dressed myself immediately, drew
on my boots over my fine whip drawers, not
unlike small clothes ; put on y cravat, vest
and coat—laid a traveling ca from my trunk
jauntingly over nur forehead and flinging my
fine mantle about me, mad my way through
the hall into the street.
Attracted by shining lamps on the portico of
a new hotel, a few squares from my first lodg.
ings, I entered, recorded some mama on the
books, and bespoke a bed. Every thing was
fresh and neat, and every servant attentive; all
argued right. I kept myself clneely cloaked,
puffed a cigar, went to bed to mature my plot.
Waiter, just brush my clothes well, my
fine fellow." I said in the morning,—.• mind
the pantaloons, don't spill anything from the
pockets, there's money in them both."
• •
I don't see no pantaloons."
• " The deuce vou don't. Where are they i"
" Can't tell, I snum, (his eyes as big as
saucers,) I don't know, as true as I am alive!"
"Go down sirrah, and tell your master to
come.up here immediately." The publican
was with me in a moment.
"Landlord !" I exclaimed, " I have been
robbed in your house, robbed sir, robbed !
My pantaloons and a purse containing three
$5O notes are gone ! This is a pretty hotel.
Is this the way jou fulfill the injunctions of
scripture? Lam a stranger and find myself
taken in with a vengeance. I will expose you
at once, if I am not recompensed."
" Pray keep your temper," said the agitated
publiehn. " I have just opened this house, it
is getting a good run, would you Flirt its rep..
[anon tor an accident? I will find out the
villain who robbed you, and send for a tailor
to measure you-for your missing garments
Vciur money shall he refunded. Do you see
that your temper is useless ?"
6. My dear sir, I thank you for your kind.
nbsa ; I did not mean to reproach you. If
those trousers ran he done to day. I shall be
satisfied, for nme is far more pr. , cious than
money, You may keep t he
, others, if you
find them, and in exchange for the one 11141-
drcd and fifty dollars which yOu give" me, their
contents are yours.
The next evening with my new inexpressl
bles and one hundred and forty dollars in my
-purse. I•called on my guardian in Philadelphia
for sixty dollars Ale gave me a lecture on
collegiate desertion that I shall not soon curvet.
I enclosed the money hack to my noriond);e
landlord by the first post, settkd my hill niold
Crusty's, the first publican, and got my trunk
mail.
A WARRIOR ' S OPINION OF WAR.—.The fol
lowing is singular language to be used by a
brother of Napoleon. It is Irom en answer of
Louie Bonaparte to Sir Walter Scott:
'.. I . have been enthusiastic,and joyful as any
one after a battle, but 1 alio confess. that the
sight pia battle field .bas.not only struck me
with horror, but turned me sick ; and now that
.i. am advanced in life.l cannot understand any
1 210,-e than I could at fifteen years of age, how
beiogs; who • call iheinselves reasonehle, and'
have so mh foresight, can employ this short
exi sten ce, lot in loving and aiding, but in Put
ting an en. l
to each other's existence. as if
Time did ;;at •himself - do this with sufficient
rapidity.. 'lVlint I thought it fifteen years of
age I mit think---u wars with the pain ardent)).
which tty draws upon itself, are but or
ganized rharians, and_ inheritance of 'the
savage state," disguised and. ornamented
,by
as ingenious institutiou and false eloquence.
Gazarrs is one of the earliest names given
to a newspaper, says the Worcester &gig:
Like," Picayune." the title of a well known
New Orleans paper, it derives us origin from a
small coin. A gazette was paid in Venice for
the purchase or perusal of the first paper there
printed in 1620. '
ELLS EtATTErtaS ara -trod)
1r , New•Xsitl4% !heir: lecolid suck of', aprmifloa
s u m m i t . 0 00 4 4 ,0 01 adatiag chi cboiceirid acacia! #9ck
410 articles kept itreinntry strints andloilt tie acid as
elmtait as at. an'y In the cointry.for cash, friAtice
or spprried short f iredit: 4 -Plesse,catt and nil:rano' our
stock And itrices...., AVELLES,A)34yITERLE4..
Mhens, dttnita, 1
rirtHE Ladies tudprinted lawns, nintinea.bal •
1. urines, and,pnnts for summer ; and bombazines,
alPwcno and merinnlinds foe Wintez:74xemme.! Linen,
cotton & worsted mitts, gloreland bose ; black, blue
Week, striped and.Atinsitis,in patterzuu for We very.
low at
Juno 9, . 14
. 7 ELLES & BATTERLEE'S::
Gb"s' OILS & PAlNTs—.26.lLep•Dpnesn, -
non Nails from ad to 40d. 34,446,144 643,
7.8, 8.8, 10.8 Duncannon ?wand arid ' Iron
band and hoop Iron of all sizes. Also, 6 tong .Lycont
inn and Centre county Iron of all kinds and shapes et.
er called for—including 400 lbs.. nail - rods. ' Also, cast
and E. B. & Aniericsn steel, all of which will be found
cheap at
"June 9, WELES& SATTERLEE'S.
A ril-RAIN and - grass' scytties„scythe siiatbs, grain ifl/0
lUir tiles and scythes, stones snd rifles; hoes, axes,
rakes, hay and . manaro'forts ;";Antersbovels,' spades
scoops, hammers, hatch-di and a general stock of hard
ware may he•found at the store of
Julie 9. WELLES* SATTERLEE.
LEAXllER—Salunarsh, Oferten h We best !ale
and upper !ember—calf - and kip skins shosays on
hand in exchange for cash and hides, very low at
June 9. WELLES fit SATTERLEVS, .
jARMERS.-20,000 LBS. OF BUTTER, either
in miser firkins wanted .at the highest 'market
price for geode by i- •
June 9. WELLEI-& BATTERLEE
B b BL1 : LA
ea : r I3A I LT, et ten shillinp per
June 9. LES dr,.SATTERLEE'B.
BROADCLOTHS and caseimeres of all shades
and qualities at vil i k l ivr. price., may be found*
&
June 9. 1815. W LS SATTERLEE'S.
ALSPLENDID stock 'o 4nen and cotton Goods for
gentleman's wear. Al . Kid, linen and cotton
uloves—neck and pocket be dkerchiers and Italian cm.
vats of all grades, may be found at
June 9. 1845. • WELLS d• SATTERLEE'S. -
At the Head of the
NORTH BRANCH CANAL.
NM' GtiBERY CO, at their ohl stand one
door south of the " Athens Hotel," have just
received in add , tion to their former stock, a , isrge and
splendid assortment of Fancy and staple Dry Goods,
Groceries, Hardware, Queen's ware, Boots. Shoes, &c.
which they offer at the very lowest prices forkssb, lum
ber, or produce of most kinds. We ask our friends to
call and examine our Goode and prices. and we Batter
ourselves that none shall go away dissatisfied.
Athens, Jane 25,1845.
11000 . 01'S & SHOIC9.-The largest assortment
evor before offered in this market, comprising in
part as'follows
Ladies' walking baskins
" kid and seal ties :1
" kid and seal slips,
" seal andcalf pegged slips;
" seal and calf pegged and sowed bootees;
" rubber over shims ;
Mena' and boys pegged boots:
pe gg ed bragons
6ne• shoes ;
Childs' calf and 'seal bootees;
Children.' shoes of all kinds—
all of which will he sold cheap by
Athens, June, 1845. H KIICGSBERY & CO.
CARPENTERS 4. JOINERS TOOLS, a general
assortment it H. KINGSBERY dc CO.
Athens, June 1845.
SIIYTHES-8. A. & E. J. billiards best warrant.
ed Grass & Grain scythes &Forks, also Quinn'.
bangle scythe stones, Rakes. Snubs, Cradles, &c, at
Athens, June 1845. H. KiNGSBERY dr, CO'S.
Butter ! Butter !
ANYquantity of good -
the rnry higheal mr
Athena, June. 1845.
150 PS.PRiIoN:
from 6
21
Athens, June, 1845.
34 P i r. net tRO at A4C r L ri O ce T . H fo S r , u C ie as b n y tmeres, & Sat.
Athens. June. 1845. H. KINGSBERY & CO.
SUMMER GOODS, an endless variety for gale At
Athens, June. H. KINGSBERY & CO'S.
2TON superior Oxford GRINDSTONES, just
received and for sale by
Athens, June, 1845. H. KINGSBERY & CO.
FOR THE LADlES.—Balzarines, Hatzarina
Lawn, Printed Lawn, Lace Lawn, Chusaits &c'
far gale cheap, at H. ICINUSBERY, & CO'S
Athens, June, 1840.
THE 'FHWANDA •
SAVINGS BANK!
NEW STORE, NEW GOODS AND NEW PRICES
C. E. FLIT if CO.,
WOULD respectfully announce to the inhabitants
of Towanda and vicinity, that we are receiving
an entire new stock of Goods, at
No. 5, Tracy's New Block,
Two doors below Tracy & Moore,kMain street. consist
ing of Dry Goods, GraCeria, Crockery, Iron, Steel,
Nails, Boots 4. Shoes and for the Ladies we have a good
assortment of MILLINERY GOODS. Besides, Ten
Thousand Nations, not to be enumerated,_ all of which
were purchased under the auc ion hanimer,i.xpressly for
this market, and will be sold without +serve, and Posi
tively Much Cheaper than at any other establishment in
Towanda. All who favor lie with a call, may be enur
ed thartheir interest will be to call &phi.
rr,r Be aura you are right.—No. 5, Tracy's New
Block.' GEO. E. FLYNT & CO.
Towanda, May 17, 1845.
BOOT & SHOE MAKING.
,
a-n-423.
ilvEriLpox & SAGE have avoornued themseves
V in the Boot and Shoe Making business. in the
borough of Towanda; and may be found at the old stand
of S.Hatbavvay.lately ocetTled by Elkanah Smith, near
I. H.Stephens Exchange Hotel, where they solicit a
share of public patronage. They intend, by a carafe]
,election of stock, . and by attention to the interests of
tt k ir custoniers,tp make as neat and durable work as can
be mannfaatured in thiepoitiori of the country. -
' The,ateep constantly oil hind, and will manufacture
al..
al\
to order, onto= calf .and coarse boon; 'and - shoes;
L a di es , Ovi,‘EIJI, oh and slips, ehildrete&do.; ient's
gaiters and, logIV!, & &e. •
JOHN' W. WILCOX:
- --, i . ' : .. PHILANDER SAGE..-
. ToWindsi;llll4 14;184.. .':... !„: ' : '• t , : - ,
• • - • - •
• Fashionable. T ailoring.! •
CIHORGE H. BUNTING :would respectful!.ln
'Vll' Terra' the public that he still 'continues at his old
'stand oaths west side of Main street, 'between Kings.
bery?a and' Hartletetkotores, up' stairs,' wheiv he may
be foundia ieadufeta to all Work in Ely r Hne in a style
not te , bs:aurpoiled in Bradfonl county. Price, to suit
the times. Thankful for pail favors, he respectfully
solicits a weetinuance and hope . Irby strict attention to bu
einem andliceommoda ling tenns to merirpotrunage._
Thn Spring *ad . /Sur:me? FASHIONS Navajos! been
sec& ed, and he' s prepsred to make garments in flie
snort fashiemtbie manner. • '
Paßienlaa auention paid to ClllllNGlontdWanant•
sd to fit if proiteo made op: ''• , ' , •
Re ho dietitian, apting and Bunnies rishiopa fat
sate.- Towanda; M' 14: - ' • •
*UTTER FIESINS, a Srat rate amide, for gala al
1I Aug. 11. BALED'S, N 0.3, B.R,
VE preceding figure isto repress.. INSEN•
ISIBLE PERSPIRATION. his the great ease.
nation for the impurities of the body.' It will be noticed
that a thick cloudy mist issues from ell points of the ant
face: which indicates the wonderful process going on
within. This perspitation tlqws uninterruptedly when
we are in health, but ceases when we am sick. It should
be the career every one to see that it is not checked..—
Life cannot be: sustained without it. It is thrown off
from the blood sod other juices of the WO and dispo-
sea by this means. of nearly all impurities
The blood by tide means only, works itse pure. The
language of Scripture "in theblood is t,he life If
it ever becomes impure, it may be traced .directly,to the
stoppage of the insensible perspiration. It never requires
any
, internal medicines to cleanse it, as it plurals pun-
Sea Itself by its own heat and actien, and throws of f all
the offending bumars, through the inseneibleperspiration.
'Thus we see, all that is necessa-ry when the .blood is
stagnant or infected, is reopen the pores, and it relieves
itself from all impurity instantly. Its own hest and
tality are sufficient, without one particle Of medicine,
except to open the pones upon the. surface.—Thus we
see the folly of taking so much internal reme dies. All
practitioners, however, direct their e ff orts 4 restore the
insensible perspiration, but it seems to be not always the
proper one. The Thompsonians-for instance, steams,
the Hyr'ropethist shrouds us in Wet blentets, the Ho-
mopathist deals out infinitissimals, the Allopathisthleeds
and doses us with mercury. and the blus tering quack
gorges us with pills, pills, pills.
But one object only is in view, viz: to restore the In
sensible perspiration. If this can be done, they say, we
will take care of the rest. It will be seen, therefore,
that all physicians understand alike what it necessary to
a recovery, bow much they may differ as to the mode
of obtaining it.
To give some idea of the amount. andFe l nsequently
the importance of the insensible perspiration, we will
state - that the learned Ur. Lewenhock, 'natio great Boer
heave, ascertained that five-eights at all wit received in-
to the stomach, passed .44 this meani. In other words,
if we eat and drink eight pounds per day, we evacuate
five pounds of it - by the insensible perspiration.'
This is none other than the used up pinkies of the
blood, and other juices, giving place to the new and
fresh ones, by carrying with it all the impurities within
up to the.surface. check this, therefore, is to retain
in the system five eights of all the virulent matter that
nature demands should leave the body. And even when
this is the cue, the blood is of so active a Orinciple, that
it determines thou particles, to the skin, where they form
scabs, pimples, ulcers, and other spots; tint if it is di
rected inwards, and fans upon the lungs, the conse
quences are generally fatal.
"By a sudden transition from heat to cold, the pores
arc stopped, the perspiration ceases, and disease begins
at once to develope itself. Hence, a stoppage of this
flow of the juices, originates so many complaints. It is
through the surface that we imbibe nearly all our ills.
It is stopping the pores, that overwhelms mankind
with coughs, colds and consumption. Nine-tenths of
the world die from diseases induced by stoppage of the
insensible perspiration. It is easily seen therefore, how
necessary is the flow of this subtle humor to the surface,
to preserve health. It cannot be stopped ;it cannot even
be checked, without producing disease. The blood
and Intestines must relieve themselves - of all their worn
out particles, and poisonous humors, and they must go
through the portal as nature designed.
Let•me ask now, every candid mind,' what course
seems the most reasonable to pursue, arid unstop the
pores, after they are cloned and let the perspiration flow,
that the blood may relieve itself of its impurities ? Would
you give physic to unstop the pores ? 9r would you
apply something that would do this upon the surface,
where the clogging actually is? Would not this be com
mon sense? And yet I know of no physician who
makes an internal application to effect it. The reason I
assign is, that no medicine within their knowledge, is
capable of doing it. Under these circumstances, I pre
sent to physicians and to all others, a preparation that
has this power to the fullest extent.—lt is McAllister's
A!l Healing Ointment or the World's Salve. It has
power to restore perspiration on the feet, on the head,
around oldsores, upon the chest, in short, upon any part
of the body. whether diseased slightly or severely. When
the perspiration is restored, it has power to penetrate the
lungs, liver, or any part of the human system. and to au
upon them, if they be diseased, by separating the in
flamed morbid particles therefrom, and expelling them
to the surface.
It has power to cause all external sores, scrofulous hu
mors, skin diseases, poisonous wounds to discharge their
putrid matter, and then heals' them.
It is a remedy that sweeps off the whole catalogue of
cutaneous disorders, and restores the entire cuticle to its
healthy functions.
It is a remedy that forbids the necessity of so many
and deleterious drugs taken into the stomach.
It is a remedy that neither sickens, gives inconveni
ence, orlis dangerous to the intestines.
.This remedy is probably the only one now known,
that is capable of producing all these great results. Its
great value is in restoring at once, the circulation of the
juices when checked, or disarranged by cold or other
.causes. It preserves and defends the surface from all
'derangement of its functions, while it keeps open the
channels for the blood to avoid all its impurities and dis
pose of all its useless particles. There is a connection,
harmony, and feasibility in all that defies contradiction.
It is a simple, but wonderful principle that preserves in
healthy operation the entire machinery of gur being. It
indissolubly holds together the surface and the internal
viscera, the internal viscemand the surface. They are
inseparably connected - and cannot be disjoined. The
surface is the outlet of five-eights of the bile and used
up matter within. It is pierced with millions of open
ings to relieve the intestines. Stop up these pores, and
death knocks at your door. It is rightly termed All-
Healing, for there is scarcely a disease, external or in
ternal, that it will not benefit. It will !refound the most
useful as well as the cheapest family medicine in the
world. I have-used it for the last fourteen years with
acreess without • parallel. I haveused it for all disease
of the chest, consumption, liver, and the twat dangerous
of internal maladies. I haveused it in cases of extreme
peril and hazard. involving the utmost danger and re
eponsibility, and I declare before Heaven and man, that
not in one single case has it failed to benefit, when the
patient was within the reach of mortal means.
I never, to my recollection had more than five or six
among the thousands who have used it, say that it was
not favorable to their complaint. On the contra) , I have
had hundreds return voluntarily, and in the warmest
and most pathetic language speak in its praise. I have
had physicians. learned in the profession; I have bed mi
nisters of the_ goapel,Judgee on the bench, aldermen
and lament, gentlemen of the highest audition and
multitudes of poor, use it.in every variety of way, and
there has been but one - voice, one united. universal voice
saying MeAllister your ointment is good."
Consumption.—Of aD diseases, we find this the most
important, and concerning which, we meet with the most
opposition. It an hardly be credited that a salve can
have more effect upon the lungs, seated as they are with
in the system. But we say once for all, that this trim
mest will reach the lungs quicker than any medicines
that can be given internally. Everybody consents to
the feet that if healing medicine could be applied on
the lungs, there would be great hopes of recoTery. The
difficulty is to get the' edicine there ; 14 0 ,,, th e s a l ve
has the wonderful virtue of Extracting the putrid hu,
more from all external berm by causing them to dis
charge.
In like manner it operates upon Internal igen.
dons,,, dri!ing all the impurities through the powe to
the aurae's; Thee with consumption, if placed upon
the chest, it penetrate; directly la dm longs, separates
the PelannOlMPartielea Sher rte consuming them and ex-
Peinthem NM the Orttemr
lt re thettialdest 15nd meat minuet proms in creation.
Wane has themedieme capable of doing it. The All-
Healing Oianne/2/ posOßio Olio power to the fullest
, ,
,extent. I need nal *ay that it is taring personae( Con
sumption'toutinuallYs altlitragh . We are told it is foolish
,ness. • I care not what is said, so long as I can cure se.
vend thousand persons yearly. If this medicine was in
the hands of some patent medicine brawler', they would
make , an uproar through the country that would be in
supportable.
Scrofula or King', EviL—Tbie disease isseally
veterate, and bard to be subdued. It is generally seated
in the sides of the neck, behind the ears and under the
chin, yet scarcely any part of the body is exempt. It
sometime falls upon the lunge and produces consump- -
tion. It is a dreadful circumstance, that this 'disease is
'transmitted from parents to children. The Salve will
extract all the morbid Matter by causing the sores to die
'charge ; and then let then the Solar Tincture be used to
drive it to one point, which done, a continuance of the
Ointment will completely , remove this disorder. This is
the safest and most effectual of any method. It - should
be adopted without a moment's hesitation. •
Erysipelas—This complaint arises. from impurities
being driven out to the surface by means of the insensible
perspiration, and lodging in the cuticula., foims sores,
mmples &c., it being of a ,caustic, amid putrifying na
ture. It only requires that it should discharge its vi
rulent particles through the akin, end the diffis ilty will
pass off. If suffered to remain, and driven inwards it is
frequently fatal.
Let the Salve and Solar Tincture he used as in scro.
fobs and the patient will soon•get well.
I
Self Rheum.—This is another obstinate disease but
c an be cured of as the scrofula. There is no
difficulty in this disease.
Head ache, Ear ache tmd Deofneas.—The Salve has
cured persons of the Head-Ache of 12 years standing
and who had it regularly every week, so that vomiting
often took place. It cored the wife of a man who laugh.
ed in my face for proposing such a cure. and who now
would not be without it for the best farm in the State. If
any one will take the trouble to all 'I will give his name.
Deafness and Ear-Ache are helped with the like suc
cess as also Ague in the face.
Cold Fed.—Consumption, liver complaint, pains in
the cti”t or side, falling of the hair, one or the other
always accompanies cold - feet. It is a sore sign of dis
ease in the system to have cold feet. Some persons are
totally unable to get them warm, and endure much suf
fering thereby.
The salve will restore the insensible perspiration and
thus cure every case. his infallible for this.
Asthma, Tightness of Breath.—lf this disease is not
hereditary and produced by the malformation of the cheat,
the salve will cure it. •
Dyspepsia.—One would suppose a salve would not
effect this disease much hut the All• Healing Ointment
will cure two sooner than any internal remedy will cure
one.
.are Eyes. —The infiamation and disease always lies
back of the hall of the eye in the socket. Hence the mil•
ity of all remedies that are used upon the lids. The
virtue of any medicine must reach the seat of inflam
mation or it will do little good. This salve if rubbed
on the temples will penetrate directly into the socket
and infuse all its virtues upcn the disorder. The pores
will be opened. a proper perspiration will be created and
the disease will soon pas off to the surface. How
easy and how natural ! It is as perfect and valuable as
it is simple and philosophical.
Sore Lips, 'Chapped Hands 4c-1 sell a great deal
of salve to Seamen, who say it is the only thing they
can depend on to cure their raw hands, when exposed
to the weather at sea. It acts like a charm in these com
plaints. Two or three applications curtly
Pimples an the face, freckles, lan, masculine skin,
gross surface.—lts first action.is to expel all humor. It
will not cease drawing till the face is free from any mat
ter that may be lodged under the skin and frequently
breaking out to the surface, It then heals. When
there is nothing hut grossness, or dull repulsive surface,
it begins to soften and soften until the skin becomes as
soft and delicate as a child's. It throws a freshness and
blushing color upon the now white yetis - parent . skin
that is perfecily enchanting. Sometimes in case of Freck
les it will first start out those that have lain hidden and
seen but seldom. Pursue the salve and all will soon dis
appear.
The reason for this wonderful change in a lady's
face is that it excites into natural and healthy activity
the Insensible Perspiration, while it renovates-and re
news the surface, and leaves the skin in as lively and
delicate a condition as the most fastidious could desire.
It is put up in fine jars and beautifully scented on pur
pose for the toilet.
Burns.—Life can always be saved if the vitals are
not injured. I have so many testimonials for the cure
of this complaint that I could fill a book. I suppose
there is not a family in the United States, that would
consent to be without this salve a single day', if they
knew its halm in healing Burns alone. It extracts the
pain and leaves the place withouta scar.
Quinsy sore throat, Influenza, Bronchitis.—There
is not an internal remedy in existence that will cure
these disorders as quick as the salve, It opens the pores
on the neck and draws elf all the inflammation and im
pure juices, and a few days will ace the patient well.
It is sovereign in these cases.
Piks.=The salvo acts open the piles as *upon sore
eyes. There is an inflammation which must be drawn
from the parts.- The salve does this.
Hernia or Rupture.—This salvehaa cured some very
bad cases of rupture, and although ii might not all, yet it
would he wise to try it. It a peculiar complaint, but
it may be helped some, if not cured entirely. I have
not the shadow of a doubt that it would cure thousands
if the trial was made, who believe no medicine of the
least handl.
Two shillings worth would satisfy any one, whether
it would do good sir not.
Worms.—lf parents knew how fatal most medicines
were to children taken inwardly, they would be slow to
resort to them. Especially " mercurial lozenges," call
ed " me di ca l kcange s ," "vermifuges," pills, &c. Even
were it possible to say positively that worms were pre
sent, it is not safe. The truth is, no one can tell, inva
riably, when worms are present. Of coulee the remedy
is not applicable to the complaint. Now. let me say to
parents, that this gave will always, tell if a child has
worms. Let it be rubbed on the neck and chest,.to keep
them from going up, and then down on the bowels and
they will soon leave. ft will drive every vestige of them
away This ii a simple and sate cure. No injury can
come of it in any way. Hut should it be cholic, infla
tion of the bowels, or wipe of the intestines, it will ef
fectually cure them as the norms.
There is probably no medicine on the faceof the earth
at once so sure and safe in the expulsion 'of worms.
It would be cruel, nay wicked, to give internal doubt.
tri medicines, so long as a harmless, certain, and effect•
ual external one could be had.
Chalk, Pain, or Inflammntion of the Bowels. —Let
the salve be rubbed in and heated with the fire or hot
flat irons, and all pains and difficulty will soon cease.
Swellings of the joints, or weakness, or any affection
of the bone, nothing is so good for as this salve.
Poisons.—l never knew anything so good as this
salve. It causes the poison to discharge immediately,
and leaves not the slightest cause of alarm. Poisons by
nails, bites of animals, or hums, it removes when no
thing else will.
have it done tip in fine order for the dres
sing case. Although I have said little about it as* hair
restorative, yet I will stake it against the world They
may-bring their oils far and near, and mine will restore
the hair two cases to their one. These are no idle words,
for I em ready to back, it with any reasonable amount.
Old Sores, htorlifiaation, Ulcers, dc.—There is no e!-
actual way of curing these, but drawing off the putrid
matter. To merely dry it up would only endanger one'
health more. That some sores are an outlet to the im
purities of the system, is the only reason, because they
cannot pass off through the natural channels of the In
sensible Perspiration. If such sores are healed up, the
impurities most have some otheroutlet, or it will cadets
ger life. This is the reason why it is impolitic to use th e
common salves of the day in such cases. For they have
t
no power to open other revenues, to let off all s il e mer •
bid matter, and the consequences are Arrays Mud. This
salve will always provide for such emergenci es . Th ere
need be no_fisar. It is perfect.
Broken Hreal!. — P"oni no.Cd never have a broken
bresst. The sale will ale,sys prevent it, if used in sea
son.
r ,t • a •
vomprml,—Persons having this complaint fre-
V.:rally have eruptions of the hands, face and other
parts, and never once thick that it arises from the liver.
Their utter inability to remove these irruptions, primes
their misapprehension of the disorder. Such must use
it first on the feet, then wear it on- the chest, and the
difficulty will soon go away.
Illiae Passion or Griping of the Intestines. —This
disease caused the death of the late H. S. Legere, At
torney General and acting Secretary of the United States.
It is the stopping up of the Smaller Intestines, and some
times this twistiag of them.. It is brought on by • neg
lect of the dub evacustionsi, or from incarcerated Her
nia,- The pains are awful; end rodeo help comes sPee
dilyr the eager soon dies.-
The Ointment °Middles. mart
of Mi. Legere and all ethers under similar chew
Cornse—lf the salve is used according •to
people need never be troubled with earns_
cot out by seine travelling mountebank who
is doing ore mischief thin he can poi:11,10 1
little of s ointment put on now end then will
feeep tit down. -
red ere are few coagulate that it wit
chi. It is Family &Ise of Untold rake.
ea the sky rolls over oae'i held and griss gi
dm earth, it will be emelt affei, aged and :alt
tittle is no mercuriel substance in it, bet eaml
tirely of vegetables- it given no•good ground
hension.
We have felt certificates, from all the p.m
names are here even, Nano' hating room for
merely-give their names, Nos. and the dirteste
they were cured.
Thomas Moahier, 179 Ninth-st=weilk bed
Way, coy, King and 51cDonough'insz-sore eyr
Way do erysipelas ; Dr J Clark, 210 Stantons
seed sores; Dr J Carel, 132 fitilliian-st—agi
face; F R Lee, 245 Bowery—pain in the Int
J Gibbs Doverst—fimily medicine; Henry Gi
Bowery—influenza; A Stuckey, 608 Fourth et
ly medicine; E Conway, U 8 Cotin-45ntris,
Eliza Bunker, Flatbusb—tonsuniption; M A P"
Oliver st—burns ; E Kipp, 275 Becond-st-ue,
Vanderpool Cherry-st--cancer; Burr Narh—i
E Turner, 91 Ridgesst—do ; C Mann, Globe
ruptures; J. Hurd, 17 Batavia-st—salt rheum;
mer, 124 Division-st—do; J Mudie, 20 Me
do; H A West, 107 Marks place—burna, (rola
D Thorp, 145 Norfolk st—sore eyes; F. Cr
Broome st—do ; P Bowe, 36 Willett st—do;
king, Pbceniz Bank—do; J F Henly, do—cat
gunpowder; Dr Mitchell, 79 Mercer-at—broken
C D Jacobson, 499 Staston•st—rheumatism ; B J 9 1 ,,
sell---do; E Willetts, 303 Pearl st--eruptions R o k ,
237 Bleeker-st—agae in the face; C Frances, 39 Ras.
ery—=family medicine; D S Judd, 657 Water-et -6 z .
ily ointment; F Otten, 124 DiVilliOrl is
the head ; S W Robinson, 70 EMI at—family cum
ment ; S Haariot, 45 Allen it—sore eyes; G Cowed,
145 Division at—do; M Deselin. 313 Water st--cou
ikc ; P Demurest, 368 Hudson at—inflammation in the
chest; N Achinson, Huston st—asthma ; M A Bum
"tt,. 66 Suffolk at—ague in chest; N Wyeath, 120'3,•
vision at—bite of a dog and piles; .1 Vincent, 124 Allen
at—weak back ; J Chapman, 259 Division at--affeerl an
of the liver; W Graham,.l9 Hester- t—pain in the aide
E Hamel, 19 Norfolk-et—cutaneous eruption ; H Bin g .
ham, 84 Laightst—pain in the breast; A Knox, BO
Laight-st—chapped hands; J Culver, 194 Stanton st—
ulcerated sores; J P Bennett, sore throat, rheumatism;
G P Taylor. 46 Forsyth at—hvercompliint; W Do.
king. Huston—consumption.
Sold by H. 5.- M. C. MEIiCUR, Towanda, and G.
A. PERKINS. Athena. [47y
SADDLE & HARNESS
17=AI~IlvT~~
ELKJ.TaII SMITH df SOX,
RESPECTFULLY inform that they still continue
the manufacture of Saddles, Bridles. Barnes,,
du, in Col. Mies building, next door to, J. C. Adams'
Law Office, where they will keep constantly on hand,
and manufacture to order,
Elastic iVeb, Common and Quilted Saddle:,
Harness, Carpel Bags,
Bridles, Trunks,
Collars, . Valises, eS•e. 4-e. /
Carriage Trimming and Military Work done to
order.
Mattrasses, Pew and Chair Cushions made on shun
notice and reasonable terms.
The subscribers hope by doing their work well, and
by a strict attention to business, to merit a share of
public patronage. ELKANAH SMITH & SON.
Towanda, May 21, 1845
REMOVED TO No. 1, BRICK ROW!
Tr. 4. CIIMOIRERLIJr.
RESPECTFULLY informs his
fnends and the public that be has
REMOVED to the Brick Row,.
Nrie - 1-,--tv ere h still continues to
,carry his old osineas of
ch•aod Clock &pairing,
_ which will be done on ahortnotite,
and warranted to be well done. From a long experi
ence in the business, he believes that he will be ahle to
render perfect satisfaction to all who may favor hint
with their itstronagu.
N.B. Watches warranted to run well one year, or
the money refunded; and a written agreement given
to that eif.ci.to all that desire one.
CLOCKS.—.I large assortment just received and
for .ale ven low for rash.
If you want to buy Jewelry cheap call at Chain
herlin's Watch Shop, No. 1, Brick Row.
cO" M A PLE SUGAR, Wood; and all kinds of Coon
try Produce received in payment.
Towanda, Jure 18.1845.
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MONTANYE'S STORE
Corner of the Mlle Square /6 Main Street.
jHE largest and cheapest lot of goods ever offered
in Bradford County is now opening at the above
store. The most fashionable Goods of the season, such
as Balzarines, Lawns, &c., with
. every variety of Print
manufactured in the United States. All the new styles
of Summer Goods for Gentlemen boys sad youth.
BOOTS ¢ SHOES of any quantity and any price.
20 doz. HATS at the lowest possible price.
GROCERIES of all kinds and HARDWARE in
abundance.
Returning sincere thanks for the very liberal patronage
they have heretofore received, they pledge themselves I.
sell as cheap as goods of the same quality can be pur-
chased in this or any "of the neighboring villages. We
would therefore advise our friends to call before par
chasing elsewhere. J. D. &E. D. MONTANYE.
Towanda, May 12, 1845.
THE TOWANDA CHEAP STORES.
GREAT ATTRACTION
X9ll SITTIEEEM2Ib 113a6E6IMILOWE
THE subscriber has just returned from New York
with a splendid assortment of Spring and Sam
mmer 'goods, which he offers for sale at least fifteen
per cent. cheaper than goods have ever been, or ever
will he sold in this borough. His stock consists of fo.
reign and domestic DrylGoods, such as French, English
and American Cloths, Cassimeres, Sattinetts, Kentucky
Jeans, Summer stuffs. A splendid assortment of Prints
of all pricei, also a full supply of Brown and Bleached
goods, also, Fancy Goods, such as Linen Handkerchiefs,
Black, Blue Black, Plaid and striped Silks, Thread and
Muslin Edgings, Ladies and Gentlemens Cravats. Bon
net Ribbons, Damask and Mouselin de Loins Shawls,
Parssols and a thousand mildest no numerous to mention.
GROCERIES—Brown, Loaf and Crushed Sugars,
St. Croix, Portirico and New Orleans Molasses. Cogni
se and American Brandy, Holland Gin, Teas, &c., also
Crockery, Glass, Nails, Hardware &c.&c.
All persons desirous of purchasing goods low, wil,i
do well to give him a call before purchasing elsewhere..
Butter, Eggs, Cheese and Grain taken in payment:
fur Gook. CHARLES REED.
Towanda. May 12, 1845. NO. 2 Brick Row.
' JIIE - "Jr—oIIIrDIIILJARLao,
JUST received and for sale at B. Kingebery's.Store.
a few barrels superfine FLOUR, from Overtoe
Sa'marsh's mill. Warranted an extra article.
June 23. 1845. •
Terms. of the Bradford Reporter•
Two &Barg and fifty cents per annum ; rm./ cent&
deducted if paid within the year; and for CASH actu
ally in advance. Oxt DOLLAR will be deducted.
Subscribers at liberty to discontinue -at any time, by
paying arrearages. Mold kinds of COUNTEIT Papacy'.
received in payment, arthe market price.
Advertisements, not exceeding a square of twelrs
lines, inserted for fifty cents ; every subsequent insertinP,
twenty-five cents. A discount made to yearly advetrisas.
Joe Pit-INTINO, of every description, neatly and es'
peditiousiy executed to new and fashionable type.
Letters on business pertaining to the office must corns
me of postage,to ensure attention.
1 , 3* Office in Col. Means' brick !Alibiing corner 'of
Main and Bridge -streets, up stairs entrance on the
north door.
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