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Mrs. CladWs Curtain Lectura.
Ilr.randle has been whispering with _the
Maid. Ms. C. jealous anti indignant,
A pretty pass things have come , to,
Air. Caudle. Men . won't kno* who are
• theii own wives; by and by. SO, your
Skylarks are not enough to take your at
tention from your wife, but you must be
saying soft things to our maid of all work!
You sag Note didn't ? I say you .did.
You tteed'ot thinkiodeceive me,' Cau
dle. I see it all. I know you too. well
It's a burning shame,
so it is, that you,
the father of a lovely family, and the hus
band of a devoted wife: should whisper
to the maid. But you did, Mr. Caudle
• 'l 7 --say—' , yott s -did ! ~ You didn't? Was
ever a than so deceitfel ? What is your
word worth; Mr. Caudle; when you lie
- .right into my face ? But the maid shall
'budge;, I Won't keep' her another day:
'She shall go bag and bagga g e , if I have
to do.all her work myself, Lard knows
I Work hard- enough as, it is. But 1
won't have that wench about the house.
-.Poor girl; you say? .Well; there now;
that is as much as to own it. Yon
vroultrotpaypooe girl,' Mr. Caudle,. if
you was'nt in loie with her. It's no
use.. I see how, it is. Poor girl, in
deed ! I should like to know who is to
support poor girls, who don't know
where they belting,. or how to behave
themselves. We women‘worlt and drudge,
just to see our maids of work do nothing
but whisper with our husbands. , But I'll
not endure it ; Caudle: You saylold my
. tongue? No I'll not hold my tongue I A
pretty figure should make holding my
tongue, and you whispering.all the time
with my- maid.
I tell you again, it's no use far you to
deny it. I see the guilt in your face ;
Or I should see it if there, was a light in
the room. I'he more shhme for you: fir
blowing out the candle so 'long before
you got into bed. Men dont't blow out
candles unless they. have something td
' ashamed of. But I'll not endure it. I'll
go hone to my mother, Mr. Caudle.
No, I won't. discharge that maid
first. Poor girl, again ! Do you say
that, Candle ? you would provoke a - salmi
But I'll have my revenge. I'll tear the
house down aboutliyour ears: Well see
'
then whe'll whisper.to the maid. No
thing good comes of
. whispering. I .
should like to know what honest folks
have to whisper about. 1 Won't whisper?'
You may well say that. Indeed I don't.
wish I couldspeak with thunder! You
would'ut pretend to sleep then. I'd
wake all sleep out of you.
And. next we shall have an-elopement.
Don't say fool, •Mr. Caudle. Nobody's
a fool except for marrying you. I say
we shall have an.elopement, and you'll
be put in all the papers. • Richard Cau
dle, Esquire, gone off with his servant
maid, leaving a lonely and disconsolate
.ivife and three children. The maid not
handsome, either. .I say not handsome,
Mr. Caudle, Would'nt that bel s fine
story for the rising generation to read ?
You say you will elope if I don't hold
thy tongoe? I say you shan't elope—
and I won't hold my tongue. It's not
often that I use it, goodness knows. I'll
Watch you. I'llTollow you to the ends
of the earthelike-a poor, patient, abused
wife as I am. But you shan't go. I'll
tear•the girl's eyes out first. And you
shan't go to sleep, either. You only
make me believe your asleep. I know
when a man's as'eep. You need'nt
snore so, for I don't hear it. 1 don't
snore. I do--nt
Here Mrs. Caudle's clam-shell closed
from very weariness.
scolding.
It has neither, reason, religion, com
mon sense, nor experience, to recom
mend it. While there are reasons ma
nyl„and mighty to justify its total and
immediate abolition. It sours the tem
per of the children ; so that one thor
ough scolding prepares the way for two
or three more.' It sours your temper
provided it is sweet, which is a ques
tion if you-are prone to scold ; and
thus the more you scold, the more you
will have -te scold, and because you
have become crosser, and your children
likewise.
Scolding alienates the hearts , of your
children. Depend upon it, they can
not fore you as , well,after you have be
rated them as they did before. You
may repruaoh them with firmness and
decision, you may punish with severi
ty adequate to the nature of their offen.
co, and they will feel the justice of
your conduct, and. love you notwith
standing all. But they hate scolding.
•It stirs up 'the bad blood, while it dis
closes your weakness, and lowers you
in their estimation. Especially at
night, when they • are - about to retire,
their hearts should be melted and
_moulded with voices of kindness, that
they may go to their slumbers with
thoughts of love stealing around their
sods, and whispering peace.
BEstrrteuefuOtront.-- 4 tl was walk
ing with Wilberforce in his veranda,"
satesa friend, 'A watching for the open-,
tag of a night blow tng cereus. As we
stood by in: expectation, it suddenly
burst wide open before us. alt reminds
sine," said be, as we admired its beauty,
of the dispensations of Divine Provi
dence first breaking on the glorified eye,
when they, shall fullY unfold to the view,
and appear as beautiful as they are
complete.' "
IV + Id .
0 Tr e
TVs insane and•hit(atiable mission' or
emit mulatik - eveitititly,' Whenleit'etim
staicei seize'-upon4he public
mind, u(titont4r::whiehis'
the iock Otall evil," hat +t t ovetousne"ss
tvhitlh : is. idolitry." It sp > lugs from an
undue, an - idolatroMt estimation of the'
value -'of property;- hfoop::;ire feeling
that nothing, nothing Will do. fat - them,
or their, ehildren, - but,:
good'eharacter, nor *ell -,: trained. and
well - executed faculties,
,virtue,
.not
the hope of heaven--not hing but
It is . their god.. and: the god 9f their
families. TheiV sond are growing up
to the :.'same worship of it, and an
equally, batieful reliance' upoh
.it for - the
future; ; they are 'rushing into expenses,
which the divided : property of their
father's' house mill not enable.them -to
sustain; , and.they are preparing tri
in turn and from' necessity. slaves. to •
the same idol." go* truly is it written;
thit .4 they that will be rich', fall into
Many. temptations and a snare, and. fall_
into many foolish and hurtful - lusts.
Which - .'drown men id, destruction and
perdition'!" There is no need that
they ;.ehotild be rich,-but they still be
rich. . All the-noblest functions. of-life
may be discharged without wealth, all
its highest honorsObteined, all it Omit
pleasures' enjoyed ; yeti repeat it, no
thing Will do but Wealth, - Disappoint
a man in this, and he Mourns as if the
high eat mid of life Were defeated. Strip,
him of this, and this gone. all ie goner
Strip him of this, and I shall point to
no unheard of experience, when:l say,
he had rather die than
COUNSELS AND CAUtJONS.—Do not
stay any longer than thou canal not be
good. He never took the business se.
riously into his thoughts. He never
gave all diligence, who speaks that
wicked word.
Never trust a malicious man, upon
the account that thou hast done him
good offices; for thou bast., fed but a
dragon - that will devour thee, if ever
thou comest within his reach.
Recover in thy ripe years what thou
hast lost in thy youth, and if thou hast
gone astray, take now good advice, and
a right path, and walk in it to the end
of thy day&
If thou art of a grateful temper, have
a care how thou acceptest of unnecessa
ry favor; for requital may be difficult,
and the thoughts of it are afflicting.
OBEYING ORDERS.---A good story is
told of an American General in the last
war, who was more ready in the use of
- his sword than he was of his pen, and
who still lives the pride of the army and
the country. While stationed on the
lake frontier, two of his soldiers, broth
ers, of the name of Kennedy, had desert.
ed. lie issued an order to a subaltern
to•detail a file of men, and with them pro
ceed to a place named on the- line, and
take the two Canadas." The order
was peremptory, and not to be trifled
with.' The officer said he would try,
and set about executing it ! but remarked,
that he would be if he thought he
could take more than one province with
out a reinforcement.
IMPORTANT INFORMATION.--‘ Hallo!!
roared a jocose steamboat passenger.
going into a stranger's berth and giving
him a tremendous shake. Hallo,
don't you want to go ashore at Mem
phis r
Yes, yes, to be sure 1' said the man,
jumping up alid dragging on his boots
with desperate speed, for the bell was
then loudly ringing.
• Well, we are just at Natehei now,'
replied the other, I thought I'd let you
know.' He then closed the door and
walked oft
DON'T GRUMBLE !—He is a-fool that
grumbles at every mischance. Put the
best foot forward, is an old and good
maxim. Don't run about and tell ac
quaintances that you have been unfor
tunate. People do not like to have un
fortunate men (Or acquaintances. Add
to a vigorous determination, a cheerful
spirit ; if reverses come. bear them like
a philosopher, and get rid of them as
soon as you can. Poverty is like a
panther—look it steadily in the face,
and it will turn from you.
The following toast was recently
given at Ogdensburg. New York :
Womor.-Q-A mother, she cherishes
and corrects us; a sister, sheconsults
and counsels us ; - a- sweetheart,• she
conquests and conquers us ; a wife she
comforts and confides us ; without - her
what would become Of us ?
EMENDATION BY "6
'BACHELOR.-A
mother, she scolds and spanks us; a
sister, she tells of and pinches tie a
sweetheart. she coquets and jilts us ; a
wife, she frowns. pouts, frets, cries, and
torments us ; without her what would
there be tq, trouble us ?
To PRESERVE, Eons, dip them in a
strong Solution of lime, thick ' white
wash ; after letting them dry, pack
theni away in plaster of Paris. It is
said the' Germans practice , this method
successfully.
To Pnessavz very warm
weather, put two tableispoonsful of salt in
to every pail of milk before straining ; it
will gready improve the quality_ and quan
tity of butter.
The last link is broken - that bound
me to thee," as the horae,said when he
kicked off his-tram and ran away from
the plough.. _
E;eMn!MI
MILS preceding figure as: to - represent-she
:INSENSIBLE PERSPIRATION. ;If
is the great evacuation for the inipinittes of the
bddy. ' It will be ►noticed.•: that a thick cloudy
mist issues from all points of the surface, which
indicates the wonderful process going on with
in. . This perspiration flows uninterruptedly
when we are in health, but ceases when We are
sick. It should be the care of every: one to see
that it id not checked. Life cannot be sustain
ed without it. It is thrown off from the blood
and other juices of the body, and disposes by
this means, of nearly all impurities within use
The blood by this means only, works itself
pure. The language of Scripture is, "in the
blOod is the life:" If it ever becomes impure,
it may be traced directly to the stoppage of the
insensible perspiration. It never requires any
internal medicines to cleanse it, as it always
purifies itself by its own beat and action, and
throws off all the offending humors, through
all the offending humors, through the insensible
perspiration. Thus we see, all that is necessa
ry when the blood is stagnant or infected, is to
open the pores, and it relieves itself from all
impurity instantly. Its own heat and vitality
.are sufficient, without one particle of medicine,
except to open the pores upon the surface.—
Thus we see the folly of taking so much inter
nal remedies. All practitioners, however, di
rect their efforts to restore the insensible peiB;
piration, but it seems to be not always the pro:'
per one. The Thompsoniana for instanee - ,,
steams, the Hplropathist shrouds us in wet
blankets, the Hornopathist deals out infinitissi
trials, the Allopathist bleeds and doses us with
mercury, and the blustering quack ,gorges us
with pills, pills, pills.
But one object only is in view, viz: to re
store the insensible perspiration. If this can
ho done, they say, we will take care iif;the rest.
It will be seen, therefore, that all physicians
understand alike what is necessary to a recove
ry, how much they may differ as to the mode
of obtaining it.
To give some idea of the amount, and con
sequently the importance of the insensible per
spiration, we will state that the learned Lir. Le
wenhock, and the great Boerhaave, ascertained
that five-eights of all we received into the sto
mach, passed off by this means. In other
words, if we eat and drink eight petards per.
day, we evacuate five pounds of it by the in
sensible perspiration.
This is none other than the used up particles
of the blond, and other juices, giving place to
the new and fresh ones, by carrying with it all
the impurities within, up to the surface: To
check this, therefore, is to retain in the system
five eights of all the virulent matter that nature
demands should leave the body. And even
when this is the ease, the blood is of so active
a principle, that it determines.those particles, to
the skin, where they forth scabs, pimples, ul
cers, and other spots ; but if it is directed in
wards, end falls upon the lungs, the conse
quences are generally fatal.
By a sudden transition from heat to cold,
he pores are stopped, the perspiration ceases,
and disease begins at once to develope itself.—
Hence, a stoppage of this flow of the juices,
originates so many complaints. It is through
the surface that we.imbibe nearly all our ills:.
It is stopping the pores, that overwhelms
mankind with coughs, colds, and consumption.
Nine•tenths of the world die from diseases in
duced by stoppage of the insensible perspiration.
It is easily seen therefore, how necessary is
the flow of this subtle humor to the surface, to
preseive health: It cannot be stopped; it can
not even be checked, without producing dis
ease. The blood and intestines must relicke
themselves of all their worn-out particles, and
poisonous humors, and they must go through
the pores as nature designed.
Let me ask now, every candid mind, what
course seems the most reasonable to pursue,
and unstop the pores, after they are closed and
let the perspiration flow, that the blood may re
lieve itself of its impurities? Would you give
physic to - unstop the pores I Or would you
apply something that would do this upcin the
surface, where the clogging actually is? Would
not this be common sense? And yet I know
of no physician who makes en internal appli
cation to effect it. The reason I assign is, that
no medicine ( within their knowledge, is capable
of doing it. Under these circumstances, I pre
sent to physicians and to all others, a prepara
tion that has this power to the fullest extent--
It is McAllister's Alt-Healing Ointment or the.
World's Salve. It has power to restore perspi-'
- ration on the feet, on the head, around old ,
sores, upon the chest, in short, upon any part
of the body, whether diseased slightly or severe- t
ly. When the perspiration is restored; it has!'
power to penetrate the lungs, liver, or any part'
of
of the human system, and to act upon. then:till
they be diseased, by separating the inflamed
morbid particles therefrom, and expelling them
to the surface.
-It.has power to-cause all external sores, scrot
fulous htimors, akin diseases, poisonous wounds
to discharge their putrid matter, and then healt
them.
- It is a remedy that sleeps off the whole cata
logue of cutaneous disorders, and restores the
entire cuticle to its healthy functions.
It is a remedy that forbids the necessity of
so many and deleterious drugs taken into the
stomach.
It is a remedy that neither sickens, gives in
convenience, or is dangerous to the intestines.
This remedy is probably the only one now
known, that is capable of producing all these
great results. Its great value is in restoring at
once, the circulation of the juices when check
ed, or disarranged by cold or other causes. It
preserves and defends the surface from all de
rangement of its functioiw, while it keeps open
the channels for the blood to avoid.all its impu
rities and dispose of all its useless particles.—
There is a connection, harmony, and feasibility
in all that defies contradiction. It is a simple,
.but Wonderful principle that preserves in heal
thy Operation the entire macbiner# of nor be
ing. It indissolubly, holds together the surface
and the internal viscera, the 'internal viscera
and-the Surface. They are - inseparably con
nected and cannot bedisjoined:, The surface
is the outlet of fi ve-eights • • of the bile and used
. ,
. . .
iiiP ipifia , :ielli iwt,Atlisiiiniei:witilt r Asinf
of openings to :inikeve the intistines. Stop:up
1 these puree, Si d death' ineSke at . Ong tloor.—:
: hi s' : Eigh!lt"*llo All-Healhig;
_lnv:there fii
scarcely a Onsegici , exteltialOttinteinakthat 7 it:
will 6 . qt:benefit. , It - will Whund the twist lute
`i futis wll as ilia Cheapest '',fattill#., medicine in
the Wciilit,:_ I have Osetl,it for thellast'foukeen
.- years Witli . suceest without a parallel. - I,hasei
used it for_ all diekise Of the ehssit, coninipptlim,
film', and the moat dangerous 'of_internal Wale
* dies: I have used it iticiseit of.extrintie'POtil
and haiard, 'iniolving "the' ikurfesse - dang&-and
responsibility. and'l deelare'before Beaten-land
man, tliat not in eme - aingle.teaseihas'it failed tel
benefit, when the patient Was within i the teach
of mortal means. ,•._ • -', ' ... : • '. ;. '
. . .
1 I never; to my.. rev:Met:dim had more than
'five or-'`'six amen'',
._ the thdusande. who have
used it, say that it "was net , favorable-to-their
CoMplaint. - On,the -*tatty Iliave.,fied.htin
dreda return voluntarily, and ~. in Ale 'wannest
and Most pathetic language speak in its praise.
I have had:ptysiciansi, learned in the profession;
I have had ministers of:the iospelaudgesen
the bench,• • aldermen and, lawyers , gentlemen
of the highest eruditioniand multitudes of poor,
use it in.erery :variety of. 'way, , and there has,
been but oneNoicet,'One united..univetsal voice
saying " McAllister yo' r. ointment is good." , -
- Consuinption,.-I;olllldiceases, we find this .
the most important, atul concerning which we
meet with the most opposition. ' It can _hardly
be credited that a aalye Can - have more erect
upon the lungs, seated as they are 'within the
system. But we say once for all, that this
ointment will reach'the lungs quicker than any
medicines that can
. be given internally. Every
body consents - to the fact-that'll healing tne
dieine: could be applied 'Oll the lungs, there
would be great hopes - of recovery. The di&
entry is to get the medicine there. Now the
Salve has the wonderful virtue of extracting
the putrid humors from alt external Garet by
causing them to - discharge. - In like manner it
operates upon intermit affections by driving all
the impurities through the pores to the surface.
Thus with consumption, if placed upon the
chest...it penetrates directly to thb lungs, sepa•
rates the poisonousarticles that are consuming
them and expels th em from the system.
It is the simplest and most rational process
in creation, if one as the medicine capable of
It
doing it. The All Healing Ointment possesses
this power to the fullest extent. I need not
say that it is curing persons of COnsuMption
continually, although we are told it is foolish
-ace& . 'I care not shat is said, so long as I can
cure several thou-and persons yearly. If this
medicine was in the bands of some patent me
dicine brawlers, they would make an uproar
through the country that would be insupporta
ble, 1
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Scrofula or Kirig's Evil.—This disease is
really inveterate, and hard to be subdued. It
is generally seate in the sides of the neck, be- .
hind the ears art under the chin, yet scarcely
any partopf the dy is exempt. It sometimes
falls upon the I ngs and produces consump
tion. It is a eadful circumstance, that this
disease is trans itted from parents to children.
The Salve vs I extract all the morbid mat
ter by causing e sores to discharge ; and then
let then the Solir Tincture be used to drive it
to one poist, which done, a continuance of the
Ointment will completely remove Shia disArder.
This is the safest end most effectual* . any me-.
thod. It should be adopted without a mo
ments hesitatitn:
~Erysipelas --Thiv Corziplaint arises from ins
purities being eriven out to the Budder, by means
ofj the insensiNle perspiration, and lodging in
the cuticale, forms,sores, pimples &c., it being
of; it cauiticocrid putrifying nature. It only
requires that it should discharge its virules
particles through the skin, and the difficulty
cli
will pass of r If suffered to remain, and driven
inwards it i frequently fatal. , ..
'Let the sive and Solar Tincture be used as
in;' Scrofula nd the patient will soon get well.
Salt Rh m.--This is - another obstinate dis
ease but ba cured e ff ectually as the scrofu
la: Ther is no difficulty in this disease.
Head
he, Ear ache and Deafness.—The
Salve ha cured persons of the Head-Ache of
12 years landing and who had it regularly
every w k, so that vomiting often took place.
It cured he wife of a man who laughed in my
face fo r 'reposing sitch a cure , and who now
I would of be without it forthe best farm in the
State. If any one will take the trouble to call
I will flit his name: , . .
Dedpess and Ear-Ache are helped with the
like siteess as also Ague in the face.
Coi Feet—Consumption, liver complaint,
pains in the chest or side, falling of the hair,
one or the other always accdrapanies cold feet.
It is a sure sign of disease in the system to
htte cold feet. Sonie persons are totally-one;
bli to get them warm, and endure much suffer
in; thereby.
The salve will restore the insensible perspi
r ion and thus cure every case. It is infalti
for this.
Asthma, Pghtnees of Breath.—lf this dis
se is not hereditary and produced by the mat.
Ormation of the chest, the salve will cure it.
; Dyspeps4.—Ono would suppose a salve
jould hot ' ect this disease much but the An
nealing Oi tment will cure two sooner than
any intern remedy will cure one.
sore Ey . —The inflamation and disease al
,/
nays lies ck of the ball of the eye in the sock
ell Hen the utility of all remedies that are'
toed upon he lids. Ths virtue of any medi
eine must ..ach the scat of inflation or it will
do little od. 'This salve if rubbed on the
temples li penetrate directly into the socket
and infus all its virtues upcn the disorder.—
The po will be opened. a proper perspiration
will be c aced and the disease will soon pass
off to th surface. ' flow easy and how natu
ral I It as perfect and valuable as it is sim
ple and ilasophical. "
'Sore
great des
only thi
raw ban
It acts
or three
Pimp
skin,
all hum
face is
under t
the au
nothin
it begi
cornea
a fresh
white .t
ing.
start o
but Bel
EZZ2
The
lady's
health
while
leaves
dition
put Of
purpo
Bu
tale, a
nista
A P B :C . (zaPPe c t Hands sell a
of salve to Seamen, who way it is the
they can depend on to cure their_
6. when eiposed to the weather at sea.
3 a chanil inthese complaints. Two
?plications,curea
on the face,freckles, tan, masculine
• surface.--Its first action is to expel
. It will not cease drawing tilt the
e from any matter that may he lodged
skin and frequently breaking out to
It then heals. When there is
•
.ut grossness, or dull repulsive surface
to soften and soften until the skin be
soft
soft and delicate as a child's. It throws
and blushing color upon. the noir
nsparent skin that is mkt* enchant
. meanies in case of Freckles it will first
those that have lain bidden and seen
Ili. Pursue the salve and all will soon
mon for this wonderful 'change in a
ce is that it excites into natural and
activity the Insensible Perspiration,
renova6a and renews the surface, and
e skin in as lively and delicate a con
the Most fastidious could desire. kis
n fine jars and beautifully. scented on
for the toilet. - - • t
--Life can always bo.eaverl if the vi
not injured. . I have so many teatinio.
the cure of thin complaint that I could.
,
Gil itkiok - I iiappoile dune is cot a ismay in
the thlitedSlette; :that vionlitemitanti Ste be
, without this salve a abide datilthey. knew 'its
'baler in healing:Butte It - estraeM:the
pyin end leity,ea the:place without a 'seat, _
Quinsvere,thitat.:.bt. frienza,'Bronekitis.
—Thirre itirot =internal remedy_ in =bites*
that.will cure these' disorders. sonnet' k :the
oPenu the Para on the neck Aunt
draws °Tall the:inflammation and inmpurejoi•
ces, and 'a few , ditys welt 'see' the • patient
It itiovereign in.theim cues. '
.filese—l ' he.ealvesacti tipori the piles as up;
on soro eyes. :There is en inflammation. which
Inuit Ire drawn from the pints.--. The salve does .
this.. .7 • ,
Heri or Ropittre.—Thbr salve has cared
some vOry bad muses of rupture, sud - akhouktiit
alight not yet it would.be wjee to - try itr
It is a peewit, eomplaint, but it, may be helped
sou3e, j if not cored entirely., 1 . - have not the
shadow of a doubt that it would'cure thousand/
if the trial area made, yam believe no medicine
of the • •
;TWO Worth' would satisfy fitly one,
iithethei,ll.Watlif do, geed , nr not. - •
Vrorins:44l - imtentis kite* -how fatal most
medicines were fo r childieri taken inwardly, they
-*mid be'slow to ' ifieo — rt to them. • Eipecially
"mercurial lozenges," dalled "medical hien.;
ges," " &c. Even were it
possible to say positive/3/,that worms were pre
sent; it is let aafe.• 'The tritth ii; no one can
tell, invariably, • when wonni are present. • Of
collies the remedyis not applicable to the coin
plaint. Now let, me say , to parents4hot this
salvo wit! always tell if ,a child has, worms.—
Let it bo robbed
,on the ae and chest, to keep
.them from going np, 'aind then: down on; the
bowels end they will soon leave. It will drive
every vestige of them away. This is a simple
and safe ewe.- No injOry can come of it in
any way.. Bat shoidd it be cholic, inflation of
the bowels, or gripe of the intestines, it will'ef
fectually cure them as the worms;
There is probably no niedicine on the faceof
the earth at once so sure and safe in the expul
sion of worms.
it would be cruel, riaY wicked. to give inlet
nal doubtful medicines, so long as a harmless,
certain, and effectual external one could be had.
CholiciPain, or Infiammntion of the Bow
els.—Let the salve be- rubbed in and heated
with the fire or hot flat irons, and all pains and
difficulty will soon cease J -.
Swellings of the joints, or weakness, or any
affection of the bone, nothing is so good fot as
this salve.
Poison.—l never knew anything so good as
this salve. It causes the poison to discharge
immediately, and leaves not the slightest cause
of alarm. Poisons by nails, bites of animals,
or burns, it removes when nothing else wilL
Toilet.—l have it done up in-fine order for
the dressing case.. Although I have said little
about it as a hair restorative, yet I will stake it
against the world ! They may bring their oils
far and near, and mine will restore the hair two
cases to their one. These are no idle words,
for I am ready to back it with any reasonable
amount.
. Old Sores, Mortification, Weirs, ¢e.—There
is no effectual way of curing these, but drawing
off the putrid matter. To merely; dry it up
would only endanger one's heilth:nrore. That
some sores are an outlet to the impurities of the
system, is the only reason, because they cannot
pass off through the natural channels ur the In
sensible Perspiration If such sores arehealed
up, the impurities must have some other outlet,
or it will endanger life. This is the reason why
it is impolitic to use the common salves of , the
day in such cases. For they have no power fo
open other revenues, to let off all this morbid
matter, and the consequences are always fatal.
This salve will always provide for such emer
gencies. There need , be no fear. It is perfect.
Broken Breast.—Persons need never have a
broken breast. The salve will always prevent
it; if used in season.
Liver Complaint.—Personshaving this com
plaint frequently have eruptions of the bands,
face and ottiet pacts, and never once thit k that
it arises from the Hier. Their utter-inability to
remove these irruptions; proves their misappre
hension of the disorder. Such must use it Snit
on the feet, then wear it on the chest, and the
difficulty will soon g 9 away.
Illiae Passion or Gripini , tifthe Intestines.
—This disease caused the death of the late H.
S. Legere, Attorney General and acting Secre
tary of the United States It is the stopping
up of the smal.er intestines, Mid ritimetimes the
twisting of them. It is brought oft by a neg
lect of the, daily evacuations, or frets( incarcera
ted Hernia. The pains are awful, and unless
help comes speedily, the sufferer seoti
The All-Healing Ointment would have saved
the life Of Mr.Legare and all others under sim
ilar cire.ninstincek •
Corns.—lf the salve is need according to di
er:eons, people need ruSeer be treaded with
orns--especially cut out by some travelling
mountebank who knows be is doing more mis
chief than he can possibly repair:, A little of
this ointment Oat on now and then Willalways
keep them down:
Indeed there are few toittplaintor that it will
not benefit. It is a Famik Sake. Of untold
value. As long as the sky rolls over one's
bead and grass grows Upon the earth, it will be
sought after, used and valued. As there is no
mercurial substance in it, but composed entire
ly of vegetables it gives no good ground for ap
prehension.
We have full certificates, from all the, per
sons whose names are hero given, but not hav
ing room for them, we merely give their names,
Nos. and the disease of which they were cured.
Thomas Moshier, 179 Ninth-st—work back;
W W Way, con King and 'Me.Bonong4 sts—
sore eyes ; ht.'. Way do erjrgipelais ; paClark,
210 Stantomat—ulcerated gores; 111r.1 Cove),
132 Sullivan-at—ague in the hoe R Lee,
245 Bowery—pain in the breast; Rev J Gibbs
Dover-st--family medicine; Henry Gibbs. 113
Bowery—influenza; A Stuckey, 608 .Fourth
st—family medicine; Conway. U S Court
—bums, scalds ; Eliza Bunker, Flatbush—cen
sumption M A King, 100 Oliver at—burna ;
E 'Kipp, 275 Second-st--quinsy ; J Vanderpool
Cherry-st—cancer ; Burr Nash.r-piles; 'W E
Turner, 91 Ridge-at—do; C Minn, Globe Ho
tel—ruptures; J. Hard, 17 Batavia-st--salt
rheum; f 3 Summer,l24 Division-st—do; .1
Mudie,-20 Mercer--do; H A' West, 107
Marks place—burns, frosted feet, D Thorp,
145 Norfolk ct—sore eyes; F. Caplin, 225
Broome st--do; P Bowe, 35,Willett st—do;
H B Jenkins, - Phcenix Bank-440 f.l F Healy,
do—caused by gunpowder; Dr Mitchell, 79
Mereet-st—broken breast; C D Jacobson' 199,
Staston-at-rheurnatism ; B l i , Russell-4n; E
Willing, 303 Pearl' at—eruptigns; E Robb,
237 Bleeker-st--agae in the face ; . .0 Fiances,
39 Bowery—family medicine; D 8 Judd, 657
Water-st—family ointment; F Ottez, 124 Di.
vision st—rheumatism in the bead; 8 W Re.
binson,7o Bases st—familj ointment; 8 Has=
riot, 45 Allen at—sore eyes; G Covrard. 145
Division st—do; M Develin. 313 Water
corns, tke. ; P Dertiaregt,' 366 Hudion st—in 7
'flammation in'the chest; N Achierann,Austini
M A Burnett, '66 Sutrolit sfe-;-
ague in cheat; . N WyCith, 120 Division at=
tad of ti - tW alui.rdiftu J Vincent, 124 Allen
sittakbeek “Clarlen i
4ffeetioi 1v
POP E //Viet,
c44 ll7 riall,Olid m Einglu
loan;
chapped' Midi; J Culver.
ulemsoll saves;
Viitlor, 41
W D 1411 . 32 : 01
'Sold by 11:8411: CAIL
• &id IIcit:TERIC2
Wrigittufege k
datiiii - datititt the et ,
- A and Floods, the thtni
• . • , • Wit NI OUT I
become 10 . 01111611Cted
outlet for the superabundant wean, s p e
Cen
pea'
try noth
willingb less -than that the surr eund i7_ l,
-coun l )
_ OVEII"*LXID WITH THE FLOOD.
in like manner . with the , human boly—:.irg a
Blau, - Kidneys; Bowels, (the nattuals t ,
lettrfer • • -
• assissi arra consort. urtaroasy. ,
beeam • so -obstructed as to fail in affording *
fall discharge of those impurities arta:chart
ib
ill '
. ,
TEE CAVBE or atiltatatt:
we sway can expect no other Verona than that
the whole !time will Usher or later be
. ovin a wnsmexn WITH rusrmrs.
As in the firlt place, if we would prevent an(
inundation we most remove all obstructions, to
the free discharge of the superabundant waters.
6 0, 4 1 ,, t h e im age ] place, if we would prevent
and CUM disease,
s we must open and keep open:"
all tbe Natural Drains of the body. -
'WRIGHTIWINDIAIIf VEGETABLE SALS,
Of the North American College of Wealth,.
will be found one of the best if not the very
aver ISSIIICINE IN 7115 Too=
for carrying out this beautiful and simple theo
ry ; because they completely elense the &mods
and Bowelafrom #illiotta Ruminant! oth
er impurity, and .at the same time promote a
healthy discharge from the Lungs, Skin. end
Kidneys; consequently, as all the, Vetata
Drains are opened,
Disease of ereip name is fiteralty .driren from
the Body.'
OZ) - Cautron--As the great popularity -and
consequent great demand for Wright's indigo.
vegetable Pills has roiled s, hostel coontor
feiters. country agents and storekeepers will be
an their guard against the many imposter:mh o
am travelling about the country selling to ,be
unsuspecting e spurious article for the genuine
, It should he retttembered that all authorized
agents are provided a Certificate "of ilgeo rb
signed by Wrltime WII.IOIIT, Vice Preiiikt
of the N. A."..College el Health. Coasegurot.'N
'
•iy, those who offer Indian Vegetable Pills end
cannot show a Certifitate, as above described, •
will be known as imposters.
The fiillev)ing ' respectable' Mon.
keepers have been ,rippoirdekA gems for sile
of
Wineres Imams Yao*r►aia Pau,
And of. whinn h is Confidently believed the p.
anion medicine can with certainty be obtained;
IMILDFORD COUNTY, PA.
S.D.& E. D.. Momanye, Tcriveada.
D.Brink, P.M., HornbroOk.
S. W.& D.P:Poinefoy, Troy;
Lyman Dailey, Smithfield., •
J. J. & C. Warfotd, Monroeten:
Wm. Gibson, Ulster:
Ulysses Moody, Asylum:
John Horton Jr.. Terrytown.
Conte!! & Gee, Burlington corners
Benjamin Coolbaugb, Canton.
L. S. Ellsworth & Co., Athens.
Allen & Storrs, Sheshequin.
Gay Tracy, Milan.
A:R.Soper, Columbia Platte.:
Offices devoted exclusively to the sale of the
Medicine wholesale-Stria retail, 229 Greenwich
street, New York, Ito. IDS
,Tremont strut,
Booton, and 169 Race street, Philadelphia.
BLWAUE 07 Cocrursartiwif..4•The public
are respectfully informed that Medieitie purr
ing to be Indian Pills, made by one V.
Pala, are not the genuine Wright's; dim
Vegetable Pills.
The rinlY security against imposition is
purchase from the regular advertised, again,
and in altesses be particular to ashlar' Wrighq
Indian Vegetable Pills. [nol.6m
SPECIAL
COURT.
WHEREAS the Hon. IN's. Jnstrr,
I.'resident Judge of the II th Judicial
district has appointed a special coot of com
mon pleas to be holden for the Ma of nun
certified to biro, in Bradtbrd con* on Mon-
day the 29d day of June next et two *lselin
the aUernoon, of which the following is a list,
to wit: ,
Afezarider Bering ist,:al:, vv. J. Harkness et.sl.
Life iniuraitce and trust c.uriputy vs. Edward_
Overton ;
Samuel Denighf ce. illrm.ffeely et.sl.;
same vs. Lewis M. Palmer et.sl4
Cheater Hidiet dial wife vs. Amos Adds:
iime is. John Bennett;
6,111: Hollenbarck et: al., vs. D avit Benssin
Ctzal. • ,
Alexander Baring et. al. rs.l.Kingsliy et: al.;
same ve. James 0. Tracey
althea vi.Hezeklah Crowell et. al.
same ' same;
• same vs. Ezra Allen ;
same vs. Solomon Boyle? et. al;
same vs. William Harkness &al;
same - vs. Sally Welles & Ceo.
0.
Welles executors C.
same vs. %William S. Ingalls;
same vs.-James Roe ;
same vs. Sbubel Rowley et. al;
same vs. Richard Garrison et. at,
came vs. Stephen Wilcox et. a.;
same vs. Zepenish Knapp et.a.
acme • vs. Wm Cooper, et al.
same • vs: Jesse Shepard. -
AARON CH,EIBBUCK ?rot.
Prothonotary% Office. /
Towanda, April 14;1845. 5
New Blaclismithing
202.411111AMIEIELMSTo •
frilE SUBSCRIBER, having fo‘ael l a
JIL partnership with. his brother, canon
to carry : on the business at his brother) new
stand, east side of Main street, Bouibpsn P
ths borough, where he is prepared to orate
all ordereefor florse•shoeing, Carriage d Coach
Work and Edge Tools.
He assures the public thet 111 Work Oradea
to his care will be well done, as be 10 6 01 " .
ought) , learned his trade and is deterdeed to
render satisfaction. • •
JOHN A.-ESENI 4I4M
Towanda, December seA 1844.
Irdanra MB MEM NIIIra
D. MONTANYE has emose(ll i i ii
• Drug Etelo the third dcfc 1 41 7.1;
rs
• 4 E. D. -Montan - ye'.
,stote,Wlei n ,
rt
where you will ;at ell times God Woo ""•*--
went of_Diuge ¢ Medicines;
*Noy. 25, 1945.