rAtuoffaroolw.
ars. Candle's Curtain Lectures.
ftlr. Candle has vatured a remonstrance on
his day's dinner—Cold mutton and , :
no
pudding. Mrs. Caudle defends the cold
Nhonlder.
Umph ? I'm sure! Well! I wonder
what it will be next ! There's nothing
prorrolow—nothing at all. Better get
some body else to keep th'e house, I
think. I can't do it now, it see s.;
only in the way here; I'd bet_ter take
fie children and go. •
AV hat am I grunibling about no; - 's
? It's
very well for you to ask that ! I'm sure
I'd better be out of the -world titan—
there now, Mr. Caudle, there you are
again ! I shall speak, sir—lt is not often
I open my mouth, heaven knows ! But
you like to hear nobody talk but yourself.
You ought to have married a negro slave,
and not any respectable woman.
You're to go about the house looking
like thunder all the day, and I'm not to
say a word. Where do you think pud
ding's to come from every day ? YOu
show a nice example to your children,
you do; complaining, and turning your
nose up at a sweet piece of cold mutton,
because there's no pudding ! You go - a .
4rice way to make 'em extravagant
7teach'em nice lessons to begin the world
with. Do you know what puddings
cost, or do you thirtk they fly in at the
window
You hate cold mutton I The more
shame for you Mr. Caudle. I'm sure
you've the stomach of a lord, vou have.
No, sir; I dont choose-to hash the mut
ton. , It's very easy for you to say hash
it ; but I know what a joint loses in
.Lashing ; it's a day's dinner the less if
it's a bit. Yes, I dare say, other people
may have puddings with cold mutton.
No doubt of it ; and other people be
come bankrupts. • But if you ever get
into the GaZatte, it shan't be my fault—
no, I'll do my duty as a wife to.you, Mr.
Caudle ; yOu shall never have it to say
that it was my house-keeping that brought
you to beggary. No; you may sulk at
the cold meat, ha ! I hope you'll never
live to want such a piece of cold mutton
as we had to-day ? And you may threat
en to go to -a tavern to dine ! but with
our present means, not a crumb of pud
ding do you get from me. You shall
have nothing but the cold joint=nothing,
as I'm a Christian sinner.
Yes; there you are, throwing those
fowls in my face again ! I know you
once brought home a pair of fowls; I
know it ; and wern't you mean enough
to want to stop 'em out of my week's
money ? Oh the selfishness—the shabbi
ness of men ! They can go. out and
throw away pounds with a pack of peo
ple who laugh at 'em afterwards ; but if
it's anything wanted for their own homes,
their poor wives may hunt for it.- I won
der you. don't blush to name those fowls
again ! I wouldn't be so little for the
world, Mr. iCaudle
What are you going to do ? Going to
get up ? Don't make yourself ridiculous,
Mr. Caudle ; I can't say a word to you
like any other -wife, but you must threat
en to get up. Do be ashamed of your
self. •
Puddings, indeed Do you think I'm
made of puddings'? Didn't you have
some boiled rice thee weeks, ago.? Be
sides, is this the time of the year for
pudding all very well if I had nittin: , :
cy enough allowed me like any other
wife to keep the house with ; - then, in' ,
deed, I might have preFerves like ant.
other woman ; now, it is impossible, and
it's cruel—yes, Mr. Caudle, cruel—of
you to expect it.
Apples arn't so dear, arn't they ? I
know what apples are, Mr. Caudle, with
out your telling me. But I suppose you
want something more than apples for
dumplings ? I suppose sugar costs some
thing, doesn't it ? And that's how it is.
That's how one expense brings on an
other, and that islhow people go to ruin.
Pancakes !
.What's the use of your
lying muttering there about Pancakes ?
Don't you always have'em once a year
—every shrove Tuesday ? And what
would any moderate, decent man want
more ?
Pancakes ; indeed lf Pray, Mr. Caud
le—no it's no use your saying fine words
to me to let you go to sleep, I shout !
—pray do you know the price of eggs
just now ? There's not an egg you can
trust to under seven and eight,a shill
ing ; well, you've only just to reckon
up how many eggs—don't lie swearing
there at the eggs, in that manner, Mr.
Caudle, unless you expect the bed to
open under you. You call yourself a
respectable tradesman, I suppose ! Ha !
I only wish people knew you as well as I
do ! Swearing at eggs. indeed ! But I'm
tired of this usage, Mr. Caudle ; quite - tired
of it ; and I dont care how soon it's end-
Si.
I'm sure I do nothing but work and
labour and think how to make 4he most
of everything"; and this is how I am re
warded. "f should Mike to see any body
whose joints go further than mine. But
if I'was to throw away your money in
to the street, or lay it out in fine feathers
on myself I should be better thought of.
The woman who studies her husband
and her family is always made a drudge
of. Its your fine fallal wines who've
=the-best time of it.
What's the use - of•your lying groan
ing that manner ? That won't make me
hold my tongue, I can tell you. You
think to haie it all your own • way—
but won't, Mr: Caudle ! You can,
insult my ditum ; look like a demon,
I - may say, at a wholesome piece of cold
mutton—ha! the thousands of far better
creatures than y otiare who'd been thank..
ful for that - mutton !—and• I'm never to
speak ! But you are mistaken, I will !
Your usage of me, Mr. Caudle, is ink
niousz—nnwoi thy of a man. I only wish',
people knew you for what you are, but
they shall some day.
Puddings ! And now I suppose I shall
hear of nailing but puddings ! Yes, atO
I know what it would end in. First,'
you'd have a pudding every day—oh,
I know your extravagance—then you'd
go for fish—then I shouldn't wonder if.
you'd have soup; turtle, no doubt; then
you'd go for a dessert ; and—oh! I see
it all as plain as the quilt before trig—
but no ! not while I live ! What your
second wild may do, I dont know ;
perhaps she'llbe a fine lScly, but you
shan't be. ruined by me Mr. Caudle ;
that - Pm . rietermined. Puddings indeed!
Pii 7 ddings ! Pudd—"
Exhausted ~ nature," says Caudle,
could hold out no longer. Here my
wife went to sleep."
A Common Inquiry.
" What does' hat young man do for
a living ?" is the common inquiry, as
some foppish, well-dressed individual
passes by. " Nothing—nothing at all,"
is the frequent reply. " But what sup
ports him in his extravagance?" None
can tell--;-but we beinga Yankee, have
.the privilege of guessing. That young
man who dresses in fine broadcloth,
carries a cane, and is so extremely po
lite to all his acquaintances—especially
the'ladies—is the son of a man in mo
derate circumstances, who finds
cult to sustain himself with a moderate
income. His son wishes to be, a gen
tleman, and to live withoutlabor. The
father in his folly, refuses to put him
to a trade Or send him to work
,on a
farm, hoping that something may turn
up by and, by, when business will be
better, for his son to obtain a good
liv
ing
without work. - He is now obliged
to dispense with the luxuries of life—
perhaps with some of its comforts—for
his son to keep up appearances, and go
into good soeiety, as that kind of com- ,
patty is termed, where young men have
nothing to do but dress according to
the latest fashion. lie is quite inde
pendent, and uses , language to his sen
iors that might be considered uncourts
ous front a king. He' faces all classes
and conditions without a blusl, and
dares to look with contempt upon the
honest apprentice, whose generous soul
would outweigh a thousand as high as
his own. The companions he cl%ooses
are like himself, puffed up with vanity,
swelling with importance, and who
make a pretence of doing something,
by occasionally. visiting a lawyer's of
fice, to read a page , or two of Black
stone.' The end of such a youth it
needs no prophetic vision to seo "It
is as plain as the way to market," as
Doctor Franklin would say, that he
will turn out a low, despised and mis
erable tool. Perhaps the Penitentiary
will bring him up-,--perhaps the gallows.
But if he escapes these, it will 'be to
hang like au incubus on those of his
friends who for pity's sake have not
the heart to send him where he de
serves.
The above is a true picture of many
of 'the young 'men who may be seen
daily in our streets. You meet them
at every corner, in all public resorts,
at all parties of pleasure—riding, sail.
ing, talking, laughing, joking eternally;
apparently with money enough, more
impudende, and less brains. But how
they all contrive to keep body and soul
together, without work, always spend
ing, and never earning, we confess is
sometime a mystery to us. When a
project of pleasure is talked of, the ex
penses are last thought of and the least
considered. Of one thing we are cer
tain, that we we are fast verging to a
nation of paupers. It is impossible for
a people to live long in idleness, enjoy
ing the luxuries and the blessings of
life, without gradually diminishing the
resources of comfort and wealth. To
be prosperous as a people, each must
do his part—at least do sufficient labor
to gain his own support.
Parents are very guilty in this mat
ter. They should not permit their
great lubberly boys to hang on them
for support, when they are well able to
labor, and when to ' work would pro
mote their health and make them cheer
ful and happy. You do them a mighty
wrong, while you dandle them in folly
and nurture them in extravagance, and
tell them how manly they appear, when
you know—you must knowthe dele
terious consequences. if your great
boys will not work, you should not sup.
port them.
Would n't take It.
The editor of the Knickerbocker lu
dicrously illustrates the necessity of a
reform in medical nomenclature: Very
much confounded, be says, was our
friend Dr. Doane, a few years since, by
A remark of one of his patients. The
day previous the Doctor had prescribed
the safe . and palatable remedy the syrup
of buckthorn. and had left his prescrip
tion duly written in the usual cabalistic
characters :—.4 Syr. Rham. Cash."—
On inquiring if the patient had taken
her medicine, a thunder:cloud darkened
her face, lightning — lia*ed from her
eyes; and she roared No, I can't
read, your doctor -Writinand I ain't
a-going to take the Syri# of Ram Cats
from any body midair *awn.
•
At,
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T" preceding figure is to represent the
INSENSIBLE PERSPIRATION. It
is the great evacuation for the impurities of the
body. It will be noticed that a thick cloudy
mist issues from all points of the surface, which
indicates the wonderful process going on with
in. This perspiration flows uninterruptedly
When we are in health, but ceases when we are
sick. It should be the care of every one to see
that it is not checked. .Life cannot be sustain
ed without it. It is thrown off from the blood
and other juices of the body, and disposes by
this means, of nearly all impurities within use.
The blood by this means only, works itself
puce. The language of Scripture is, "in the
blood is the life." If it ever becomes impure,
it may he traced directly to the stoppage of the
insensible perspiration. It never requires any
internal medicines to cleanse it, as it always
purifies itself by its own heat and action, and
throws off all the offending humors, through
all the offending humors, through the insensible
perspiration. Thus we see, all that is necessa
ry when the blood is stagnant or infected, is to
open the pores, and it relieves itself from all
impurity instantly. Its own heat and vitality
are sufficient, without one particle of medicine,
except to open the pores upon the surface.—
Thus we see the folly of taking so much inter
nal remedies. All practicioners, however, di
rect their efforts to, restore the insensible pers
piration, but it seems to be not always the pro
per one. The Thompsonians for instance,
steams, the Hy.'ropatbist shrouds us in wet
blankets, the Homopathist deals out infinitissi
mals, the Allopathist bleeds and doses us with
mercury, and the blustering quack gorges us
with pills, pills, pills.
But one object only is in view, viz: to re
store the insensible perspiration.
care
this can'
be done, they say, we will take care of the rest.
It will be seen, therefore, that all physicians
understand alike what is necessary to a recove
ry, how much they may differ as to the mode
of obtaining it.
To give some idea of the amount. and con
sequently the importance of the insensible per
spiration,, we will state that the learned Dr. Le
wenhock, and the great Boerhaave, ascertained
that five-eights of all we received into the sto
mach, passed off by this means. In other
wdrds, if we eat and drink eight pounds per
day, we evacuate five pounds of it by the in
sensible perspiration.
This is none other than the used up particles
of the blood, and other juices, giving place to
the new and fresh ones, by carrying with it, all
the impurities within, up to the surface. To
cheek this, therefore, is to retain in the system
five eights of all the virulent matter that nature
demands should leave the body. And even
when this is the case, the blood is of so active
a principle, that it determines those particles, to
the skin, where they form scabs, pimples, ul
cers, and other spots ; but if it is directed in
wards, and fa:ls upon the lungs, the conse
quences are generally fatal.
By a sudden transition from heat to cold,
the pores are stopped, the perspiration ceases,
and disease begins at once to dovelope
Hence, a stoppage of this flow of the juices,
originates so many complaints. It is through
the surface that we imbibe nearly all uur ills.
It is stopping the pares, that overwhelms
mankind with coughs, colds, and consumption.
Nine-tenths of the world die from diseases in
duced by stoppage of the insensible perspiration.
It is easily seen therefore, bow necessary is
the flow of this subtle humor to the surface, to
preserve health. It cannot be stopped ;it can
not even be checked, without producing dis
ease. The blood and intestines must relieve
themselves of all their worn-out particles, and
poisonous humors, and they must go through
the pores as nature designed.
.Let me ask now, every candid mind, what
course seems the most reasonable to pursue,
and unstop the pores, after they are closed. and
let the perspiration flow, that the blood may re
lieve itself of its impurities I Would you give
physic to unstop the pores! Or would you
apply something that would do this upon the
surface, where the clogging actually is ! Would
not this be common sense! And yet I know
of no physician who makes an internal appli
cation to effect it. The reason I assign is, that
no medicine within their knowledge. is capable
of doing it. Under these circumstances, I pre
sent to physicians and to all others, a prepara
tion that has this power to the fullest extent—
It is MeAllister's All-Healing Ointment or the
World's Salve. It has power to restore perspi
ration on the feet, on the head, around old
sores, upon the chest, in short, upon any part
of the body, whether diseased slightly or severe
ly. When the perspiration is restored, it has
power to penetrate the lungs, liver, or any part
of the human system, and to act upon them, if
they be diseased, by separating the inflamed
morbid particles therefrom, and expelling them
to the surface.
It has power to cause all external sores, scro
fulous humors, skin diseases, poisonous wounds
to discharge their putrid matter, and then heals
them.
It is a remedy that sweeps off the whole cats
,logue of cutaneous disorders, and restore.; the
entire cuticle to its healthy functions.
It is a remedy that forbids the necessity of
so many and deleterious drugs taken into the
stomach.
It is a remedy that neither sickens, giVes in
convenience, or is dangerous to the intestines.
This remedy is probably the only one now
known, that is capable of producing all these
great results. Its great value is. in restoring at
once, the circulation of the juices when !check
ed, or disarranged by cold or other causes. It
preserves and defends the surface from:all de
rangement of its functions, while it keeps open
the channels for the blood to avoid all its impu
rities and dispose of all its useless particles.
There is a connection, harmony, and feasibility
in all that defies contradiction. It is a simple,
but wonderful principle that preserves in heal
thy operation the entire machinery of our be
ing. It indisiolubly holds together the surface
arr:ihe internal viscera, the internal viscera
and the surface. They are inseparably con
nected and cannot be disjoined. The surface
is the outlet of fire-eights of the bile and used
up matter whhin. It is !pierced with millions
of openings to relieve the intestines. • Stop up
these pores, and death knocks at your door.—
It is rightly termed All-Healing, for there is
scarcely a disease, external or internal, that it
will not benefit: It will-be found the-most-laic
ful as well as the cheapest family medicine in
the world. I have used it for the last fourtein
years with success without a parallel. -I have
used it 'for - all disease of the chest, consumption,
liver, and the most dangerous of internal male,
dies. I have used it in cases of extreme perd
and hazard, involving the , utmost danger and,
responsibility, and I declaretefore Heaven and
man, that not in one single case has-it failed to
benefit, when the patient was within the reach
of mortal means.
11
I never, to my recollection had more than
five or six among the thousands who have
used it, say that it not favorable to their
complaint. On the ontrary I have had hun
dreds return voluntarily, and in the warmest
and most pathetic language speak in its praise.
I have . had physicians, learned in the profession;
I have had ministers of the gospel, Judges on
the bench, aldermen and lawyers, gentlemen
of the highest erudition and multitudes of poor,
use it in every variety
, 4 of way, and there has
been but one voice, one united. universal voice
saying "McAllister your ointment is good."
Consumption.—Of all diseases, we find this
the most important, and 'concerning which we
meet with the most opposition. It can hardly
be credited that a salvo can have more effect
upon the lungs, seated as they are within the
system. But we say -once for all, that this
ointmelt will reach the lungs quicker than any
medicines that can be given internally; Every
body consents to the fact that if healing me
dicine could be applied on the lungs, there
would be great hopes of recovery. The diffi
culty is to get the medicine there. Now the
Salve has the wonderful virtue of extracting
the putrid humors from all external sores by
causing them to discharge. In like manner it
operates upon internal affections by driving all
the impurities through the pores to the surface.
Thus with consumption, if placed upon the
chest, it penetrates directly to thb lungs, sepa.
rates the poisonous"particles that are consuming
them and expels them from the system.
It is the simplest and molt rational process
in creation, if one has the medicine capable of
doing it. The All-Healing Ointment possesses
this power to the fullest extent. I need not
say that it is curing persons of Consumption
continually, although we are told it is foolish.
ness. I care not what is said, so long as I can
cure several thousand persons yearly. If this
medicine was in the hands of some patent me
dicine brawlersohey would make an uproar
through the country that would be insupporta
ble; .
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Scrofula or King's Evil—This disease is
really inveterate, and hard to be subdued. It
is generally seated in the sides of the neck, be
hind the ears and under the chin, yet scarcely
any part of the body is exempt. It sometimes
falls upon the lungs and produces consump
tion. It is a dreadful circumstance, that this
disease is transmitted from parents to child ,rt.
The Salve will extract all the morbid at
ter by causing the sores to discharge ; and then
let then the Solar Tincture he used to drive it
to one point, which done, a continuance of the
Ointment will completely remove this disorder.
This is the safest and most effectual of any me
thod. It should be adopted without a mo
ments hesitation.
Erysipelas —This complaint arises from im
purities being driven out to the surface by means
of the insensible perspiration, and lodging in
the cutidule, forms sores, pimples &c., it being
of a caustic, acrid putrifying nature. It only
requires that it should discharge its virulent
particles through the skin, and the difficulty
will pass off. If suffered to remain, and driven
inwards it is frequently fatal.
Let the Salve and Solar Tincture be used as
in scrofula and the patient will soon get well.
&111 Rheum.—This is another obstinate dis
ease but can he cured effectually as the scrofu
la. There is no difficulty in this disease.
Head ache, Ear ache and Deaf cress.—The
Salve has cured persons of the Head-Ache of
12 years standing and who had it regularly
every week, so that vomiting often took place.
It cured the wife of a man who laughed in my
face for proposing such a cure. and who now
would not be without it for the best farm in the
State. If any one will take the Double to call
I will give his name.
Deafness and Ear-Ache are helped with the
like success as also Ague in the face.
Cold Feet.—Consumption, liver complaint,
pains in the chest. or side, falling of the hair,
one or the other always accompanies cold feet.
It is a sure sign of disease in the system to
have cold feet, Some persons are totally una
ble to get them warm, and endure much suffer
ing thereby.
The salve will restore the insensible perspi
ration and thus cure every case. It is infalli
ble for this.
Asthma, Tightness of Breath.—lf this dis
ease is not hereditary and produced by the mal
formation of the chest, the salve will cure it.
Dyspepsia.—One would suppose a salve
would not effect this disease much but the All-
Healing Ointment will cure two sooner than
any internal remedy will cure one.
&re Eyei.—The inflamation and disease al
ways lies back of the ball of the eye in the sock
et. Hence the utility of all .remedies that are
used upon the lids. Ths virtue of any medi
cine must reach the seat of inflation or it will
.do little good. This salve if rubbed ; on the
temples will penetrate directly into the socket
and infuse all its virtues upcn the disorder.—
The pores will be opened. a proper perspiration
will be created and the disease will soon peas
off to the surface. How easy and how natu
ral ! It is as perfect and valuable as it is sim
ple and philosophical.
Sore Lips, Chc .. )pcd Hands sell a
great deal of salve to Seamen, who say it is the
only thing they can depend on to cure their
raw hands, when exposed to the weather at sea.
It acts like a charm in these complaints. Two
or three applications cures.
Pimples on the face,freckles, fan, masculine
skin, gross surface.—lts first action is to expel
all humor. It will not cease drawing till the
face is free from any matter that may be lodged
under the skin and frequently breaking out to
the surface. It then heals. When there is
nothing but grossness, or dull repulsive surface,
it hegins to so:"en and soften until the skin be
comes as son and delicate ass child's. It throws
a freshness and blushing color upon the now
white transparent skin that is perfectly enchant
ing'. Sometimes in case of Freckles it will first
start out those that have lain hidden and seen
but seldom. Pursue the salve and all will soon
disappear.
The reason for this wonderful change in a
lady's face is that it excites into natural and
healthy activity the Insensible Perspiration,
while it renovates and renews the surface, and
leaves the skin in as lively and delicate a con
dition as the most fastidious could desire. It is
put up in fine jars and beautifully scented on
purpose for the toilet. -
Burns.—Life can always be saved if vi
tals are not injured. I have so many testimo
nials for the cum of Ibis complaint that I coull
All a book. t "suppOie there is not a family in
the United States, that would consent to . lie
without this salve a single day if. they knew its
habil in heeling Buins alottei.. It extracts. the
pain and leaves the place without 0. War.,
• Quinsy sort throat, . In, Bronchitis.
—Therikis not an.internal remedy in existence
that will cure these disorders as quick as .the
salve. It opens the pores on the neck and
draws off all the inflammation and impure. jui•
cee, and a - few days will see the patient well:
It is sovereign in these cases.
Piks.—The. salve acts upon the piles as up
on sore eyes. There is an inflammation which
must be drawn from the parts. The salve does
this.
Hernia or Rupture. - -This salve has cured
some very bad cases: of rupture, and although it
-might not all, yet it would be wise to try it.—
It is a pecular complaint, but it may be helped
some, if not cured entirely. I have not the
shadow of a doubt that it would cure thousands
if the trial was made, who believe no medicine
of the least benefit.
Two shillings worth would satisfy any one,
whether it would do good dn. not.
Worms.—lf parents knew how fatal most
medicines were to children taken inwardly, they
would be slow to resort to them. Especially
" mercurial lozenges," called "medical kzen
ges,"" iermifuges," pills, &c. Even were it
possible to say positively that worms were pre •
sent, it is sot safe. The truth is, no one can
tell, invariably, when worms are present: Of
comae the remedy isnot applicable to thircom
plaint. Now let me say to parents,that this
salve will always tell if a child has worms.—
Let it be rubbed on the neck and chest, to keep
them from going up, and then down on the
bowels and they will soon leave. It will drive
every vestige of them away. This is a simple
and safe cure. No injury can, come of it in
any way. lint should it be cholic, inflation of
the bowels, or gripe of the intestines, it will ef
fectually cure them as the worms.
There is probably no medicine on the face of
the earth at once so sure and safe in the expul-
sion of worms.
It would be cruel, nay wicked, to give inter
nal doubtful medicines, so long as a harmless,
certain, and effectual external one could be had.
Cholto, Pain, or Inflammation of the Bow
els. —Let the salve be rubbed in and heated
with the fire or hot Hat irons, and all pains and
difficulty will soon cease.
Swellings of the joints, or weakness, or any
affection of the bone, nothing is so good for as
this salve.
Poisons.—l never knew anything so good as
this salve. It causes the poison to discharge
immediately, and leaves not the slightest cause
of alarm. Poisons by nails, bites of animals,
or burns, it removes when nothing else will.
Toilet.—l have it done up in fine order for
the dressing case. Although I have said little
about it as a hair restorative, yet I will stake it
against the world ! They may bring their oils
far and near, and mine will restote the hair two
cases to their one. These are no idle words,
for I am ready to back it with any reasonable
amount.
Old Sores, Mortification, Ulcers, erc.—Theie
is no effectual way of curing these, but drawing
off the putrid matter. To merely dry it up
would only endanger one's health more. That
some sores are an outlet to the impurities of the
system, is the only reason, because they cannot
pass off through the natural channels of the In
sensible Perspiration If such sores are healed
up, the impurities must have some other outlet,
or it will endanger life. This is the reason why
it is impolitic to use the common salves of the
day in such cases. For they have no power to
open other revenues, to let off all this morbid
matter, and the consequences are always fatal.
This salve will always provide for such emer
gencies. There need be no fear. It is perfect.
Broken Breast.—Persons need never have a
broken breast. The salve will always prevent
if used in season.
Liver Complaint.—Persons having this com
plaint frequently have eruptions of the hands,
face and other parts, and never once thic k that
it arises from the liver. Their utter inability to
remove these irruptions, proves their rnisapprc;
hension of the disorder. Such must use it first
on the feet, then wear it on the chest, and the
difficulty will soon go away.
llinto Passion or Wiping of the Intestines.
—This disease caused the death of the late H.
S. Legate, Attorney General and acting Secre
tary of the United States It is the stopping
up of the smalier intestines, and sometimes the
twisting of them. It is brought on by a neg
lect of the daily evacuations, or from incarcera
ted Hernia. The pains are awful, and unless
help comes speedily, the sufferer aeon dies.
The All-Healing Ointment would have saved
the life of Mr.Legare and all others under sim
ilar circumstances.
Corns.—lf the salie is used according to di
ce:eons, people need never be troubled with
orns--especially cut out by some tr ,velling
mountebank who knows he is doing more mis
chief than he Can possibly repair. A little of
this ointment put on now and then will always
keep them down.
Indeed there are few complaints that it will
not benefit. It is a Family Salve of untold
value. As long as the sky rolls over ones
head and grass grows upon the earth, it will be
sought after, used and valued. As there is no
mercurial substance in it, but composed entire.
ly of vegetables it gives no good ground for ap
prehension.
We have full certificates, from all the per
sons whose names are here given, but not hav
ing room for them, we merely give their•names,
Nos. and the disease of wllich they were cured.
Thomas Mosbier, 179 Ninth-it—weak back;
W W Way, cot. King and McDonough ate—
sore eyes ; M J Way do erysipelas; Dr J Clark,
210 Stanton-st—ulcerated sores; Dr .1 Covet,
132 Sullivan-st—ague , in the face; F R Lee,
245 Bowerypain in the breast ; Rev.! Gibbs
Dover-st—family medicine; Heniy Gibbs, 113
Bowery—influenza; A Stuckey, 008 Fourth
st—family medicine; E Conway, U S Court
—bums, scalds ; Eliza Bunker, Flatbush—con
sumption; M A King, 100 Oliver st—burns ;
E Kipp, 275 Second-st—quinsy ; J Vanderpool
Cherry-st—cancer ; Burr Nash—piles ; W E
Turner, 91 Ridge-st—do ; C Mann, Globe Ho
tel—ruptures; J. Hurd, 17 Batavia-st—salt
rheum; G Summer, 124 Division-st—do;
Mudie, 20 Mercer-st—do ; II A West, 107
Marks place—burns, frosted feet, D Thorp,
145 Norfolk st—sore eyes; F. Caplin, 225
Broome st—do; P Bowe, 36 Willett st—do;
H B Jenkins, Phoenix Bank--do; J F Henly,
do—caused by gunpowder; Dr Mitchell, 79
Meteor-st—broken breast; C D Jacobson, 199
Staston-st—rheumatism ; B J Russell—do; E
Willetts, 303 Pearl et—eruptions; E Rohb,
237 Bleeker-st—agae in the face; C Frances,
39 Bowery—family medicine; D S Judd, 657
Water-st—family ointment; F Otten, 124 Di
vision st—rheumatism in the head;. S W Ro
binson, 70 Essex st—family ointment; S Hen
riot, 45 Allen at—sore eyes; G.Coward, 145
Division st—do; M Develin. 313 Water st—
corns, Am; 1' Domorest, 3 68- Hudson at—in
flammation in the chest; N Achinson, Huston
st—asthma ; M A Burnett, 66 Suffolk st—
ague in chest; N Wyeath, 120 Division at
--
Ear ZS a 41.Lacr a. 6.1 - T _....
st—.weak back ; J . Chapmen, 259
aficctionof the liver ; W Grahatn,ll9
--pain in the side ; E Hamel, 19 Not
cutaneous eruption ; H Bingham, 84
—pain in the breast; A Knox, 80 Leigt
chapped hands; J Culver, 194 Buono!
ulcerated sores; J P Bennett, sore Woo
matism ; G 1 1 ' Taylor, 46 Forsyth
com plaint;:Dokins,Husion— cor
Sold by 1L5,14- M. C.MERCUR,
and. G.A.PERKINS,
Wrigbt's Vegejable India° roil.
- . •
F, during during the continuanc e of s
I and Floods, the Channels of
OUR AUGHT!'
become so obstructed as to Warden lu te s,
outlet for the superabundant waters, w e
ct nothing less than that ti swam
country will be
OVERWHELMED WITH Tin noon.
Kidneys, and Bowels, (the as
In a like manner with the human bedy=-
lets Bkn it) r
lIDELESB AND CODDCPT nerrons)
becom so obstructed es to fail in affordi
full discharp of those impurities which in
all cases
TICE ,ceraa or sies.xtss
we surely can expect no other results than
the whole frame 'will sooner or late be
ovEnwasratan WITTI DISEASE.
As in the first place, if we would prevet
inundation we must remove all obstruction
the free diseharge of the s uperabundant was
..so, in the second place, if. we would pw
and cure disease, we must open and ken
all the Natural Drains of the body..
wnictres INDIAN VEGETABLE PILLS,
Of the North American College of Het
will be found one of the best if not the re
DEBT MEDICINE IN THE WORLD
for carrying out this beautiful and simple
ry ;. because they completely dense the Stm
arid Bawd: front all Billions Humors and
er impurity, and at the same time promo
healthy discharge from the Lanes, Skin,
Kidneys; consequently, as all the Na
Drains are opened,
Disease of every name is literally driven fro,
the Body.
Caution—As 'the great popularity 6 ani
consequent great demand for Wiight's India
vegetable Pills has raised up a host of cuonto
feiters, country agents and storekeepers will b
on their guard against the many imposters wh
are travelling about the country selling to th
unsuspecting - a spurious article for the genuine
It should be remembered that all authori
agents are provided a Certificate of Agency
signed by WILLII3I WRIGHT, Vice Preside')
of the N. A. College of Health. Consequent.{
ly, those who offer Indian Vegetable Pills and
cannot show a Certificate, as above described,
will be known as imposters.
The following highly respectable Store
keepers have been appointed Agents for the sale
of
WitIGFIT ' S INDIAN VEGETABLE PILLS,
and of whom it is confidently believed thege
nuine medicine can with certainty be obtained•
BRADFORD COUNTY, PA. e
J.D.& E. D. Montanye, Towanda:
D. Brink, P.M., Hornbrook.
S.W.& D. F. Pomeroy, Troy.
Lyman Durfey, Smithfield. •
J. J. & C. Warford, Monroeton.
Wm. Gibson, Ulster.
Ulysses Moody, Asylum.
John Horton Jr.. Tetrytown.
Coryell & Gee, Burlington cornets. -
Benjamin Coolbaugh, Carton.
L. S. Ellsworth & Co., Athens.
Allen & Storrs, Sheshequin.
Guy Tiacy,•Milan. •
A .R:ScMer, Columbia nous.
Offices devoted exclusively to the sale alit(
medicine wholesale and retail. 22S Gremid:
street, New York, No. 198-Tremont FOUL
Boston, and 169 Race street. Philadelphia.
BswAnE OF Corsrsnrsirs.—The pulls
are respectfully informed that medicine purr •
ing to be Indian Pills, made by one V. (;
Falek, are not the genuine Wright's !Aids
Vegetable Pills.
• 'Phe only security. against imposition is to
purchase from the regular ad'.crtised agemt
and in all cases he particular to ask fur Wri g hly
Indian Vegelable Pills. [nol.6m
SPECIAL COURT.
WHEREAS the Hon. Wa. ham.,
President Judge of the llth Judicial
district has appointed a special court of com
mon pleas to be holden for the trial of causer
certified to him, in Bradford county, =Mon.
day the 23J day of June next at two o'clock is
the afternoon, of which the following ii a liot.
to wit:
Alexander Baring et. al., vs. J. Harkness etsl.
Life insurance and trust c..unpany vs. Lino)
Overton ;
Samuel Benight vs. Wm.Seely et.al:;
same vs. Lewis M. Palmer ei,al
Chester Butler and wife vs. Amos tickle:
same vs. John Bennett;
G. M. Hollenback et. al., vs; David Bingham
et . al.;
Alexander Bating et. at. vs.l.Kingslev et. al
same vs. James O. Tracey 4:11.;
same vs: Ilezekiah Crowell et. al.
same vs. same ;
same vs. Ezra Allen ;
same vs. Solomon Bovier et. 014
same vs. William Harkness et.al ;
same . vs. Sally Welles & Geo.
it
Welles executors &c.
same vs. William S. Ingalls;
same vs. James Roc ;
• same vs. Shubel Rowley et. al.:
same vs. Richard Garrison et. al.,
same vs. Stephen Wilcox et. al.;
same vs. Zepeniah Knapp et.sl.
same vs. Wm Cooper, et al.
same vs. Jesse Shepard.
AARON CHUBBUCK Prot
Prothonotary's Office,
Towanda, April 14, 1845. S
Blaek
anNewßk.M.T4Ev.:222smithing2-3V4
E SUBSCRIBER, -having for.dr3
partnership with his brother, tontine'i
to carry on the business at his brother'i
crR
stand, east side of Main street, south
the borough, whore he is prepared to errsu'i
all orders for Horse-shoeing, Carriage & C° s6
work and Edge Tools.
He assures the public that all work entry'if 6
to his care will he wrll done, as he has ttio,
oughly learned his tiade and is detail:lined to
render satisfaetionA
isT •
A
Towanda. I)eceiprobti.r
e3O: - 1 EE 84 .9 4, N WINE'
mcdts 52 - 21 uzczo WV ,
MONTANYE has tetnOveJ hi'
••• Drug Store to the third door be/aor I
4 . E . D. Montanye's •store, Main
ossOT suet
where you will at all times find a good
ment of Drugs 4. Medicines.
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