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s(.4§lsiseocremotts. Mrs. Caudle's Curtain Lectures. Mrs. Caudle Suggests that her Dear Mather Should -" Come and Live with them." "Is your Old better to night, Cau dle ? Yes ; I thought it was. "Twill be quite well to-morrow, 'I dare say.— There's a lovei You don't take care enough of yourself, Caudle, you don't. And you ought, I'm sure; if only for inp sake. For whatever I should do, if anything was to happen to you—but I ,won't think of it;, no, I can't bear to think of that. Still, you ought to take care of yourself ; for you know you're not strong, Caudle ; . you know you're nut. " Wasn't dear mother so happy with usi to night? Now, you - needn't go to sleep, so suddenly.- I say, wasn't she so happy ! You don't know , ?— How can you say you don't knoW You Must have seen it. But she al ways is happiei here than anywhere else. Ha ! what a -temper that dear snot has ! I call it a temper of satin ; it is so smooth, so casy,.and so soft:-- Nothing puts her out of the way. And then, if only knew how she takes your. part, Caudle ! I'm sure, if you'd been her own son ten times over, she couldn't be fonder of you. Don't you think so, Caudle? Eh, love ? Now, do answer. How can you tell? Non- Sense, Caudle . ; you mugt have seen ii. I'm sure, nothing delights the dear soul so much as when she's thinking how to please you. , " Don't you remember Thursday night, the stewed oysters .when you came home ? That was all dear mo ther's -doings ! Margaret." says she to. me, " it's a cold . night ; and don't you think dear Mr. Caudle woul&like something nice before he goes to bed ?" And that. Caudle, is how the oysters came 'about. Now, don't sleep, Cat]; die ; do listen to me, for five minutes ; 'tisn't often I Speak, goodness knows. " And then, what a fuss . she Makes when you're out, if yOur slippers arn't put to the fire for tyou. She's 'very good Yes—l know she is, Caudle. And hasn't she been six months— though i. her not to tell you-- six months, working a watch-pocket for you! And with,her eyes, deaf soul— and at her time of life ! " And then what a cook she is ! I'm sure, the dishes she'll make out of next to nothing ! I try hard enough to fol low her ;hut, I'm not ashamed to own it, Caudle, she quite beats me. Ha! the many nice little things she4l sim mer up for you—and I can't do it, the children, you know it, Candle, take so much of my time, I can't do it,love ; and I often reproach myself that I can't. Now, you shan't go to sleep, Caudle ; 'at least, not for five minutes. You must hear me. " I've been thinking, dearest—ha! that nasty cough, love !—l've been thinking, darling, if we could only per suade dear mother to come and live with us. Now, Caudle. you can't be asleep ; it's impossible—you were coughing only this minute—yes, to live with us. What a treasure we should have in her ! Then, Caudle, you ne ver need go to bed without something rice and hot. And you want it, Caudle. You don't want it? Nonsense, you do; for you're not strong, Caudle ; you know .you're not. " I'm sure, the money she'd save us in house-keeping. Ha ! what an eye she has for a joint ! The butcher doesn't walk that could deceive dear mother. And then, again, for poultry I W hat a finger and thumb she has for a chicken I I never could market like her; it's a gift—quite a gift.- " And then you recollect her mar row-puddings? You don't recollect 'em ? Oh, fie ! Caudle, how often you flung her marrow puddings in my face, wanting to know why I couldn't make 'em ? And I wouldn't 'pretend to do it after dear mother. I should think it presumption. Now, love, if she was only living with us—come you're not asleep, Caudle—if she was only living with us, you could have marrow-pud dings every day. Now, don't fling yourself about and begin to swear at marrow puddings, you know you like 'em, dear. " What a hand, too, dear mother has for pie-crust! But it's born with some people. What .do you say ? Why wasn't it born with me ? Now, Caudle, that's cruel—unfeeling of you ; I wouldn't have uttered such a reproach to- you .for the world. People can't be born as they like. " How often, too, have you wanted to brew at a home ! And I never could learn anything about brewing. But, ha! what ale dear mother makes ! You never tasted it ? No, I.know that. But I recollect the ale we used to have at home ; father never would drink wine 'afteriit. The best sherry was nothing like it. You dare say not ? No ; it wasn't indeed, Caudle. Then if dear mother was onlY with us, what money we should save in beer! And then you might always have your own nice, pure. good, wholesome ale, Caudle ; and What good it would do you! For you're not, strong, Caudle._ " And then dear mother's jams and preseives, love ! I own it, -- Caudie; tt has often tone io my heart that with Inlaid' meat yon ha:V.ii't always had a pudding., Now, if mother was•Witlius; in the matter of fruit puddings, she'd make it summer 'all the year round. , 7 -- But I never could prerierve—now nao titer does it, and for next to no money wfiatever. What nice dogs-in-a-blanket she'd make for- the Children-1 What's dogS-in-ci-blanket ? Oh, they're deli cious—as dear mother makes 'em. Now; yOu. hare - tasted her Irish stew, -Caudle You remember that? Come, you're not asleepyou remem ber that ?. And hots; fond you are of it ! And I never can have it made to please you ! Now, what a relief to me it would be if dear mother was always at hand that you,might have a stewapben you liked. 'What a load it would be off my mind. " Again, for picklei ! Not at all like anybody else's pickles. Her red cab bage—why It's as crisp as biscuit ! And then tier walnuts—and her all sorts ! Eh, _Caudle ? You know how you love pickles ; and how we some times tiff -about 'em ? Now, if dear mother was here, a word would ne ver pass been us. And I'm sure no thing would make me happier, for— you're not asleep, Caudle I—for .I can't bear to quarrel, can I, love ? " The children, too, are so fond of her! And she'd be such a help to me with 'em ! sure, with dear mother in the house, I shouldn't care a.gg for measles,' or any thing of the sort. As a nurse, she's such a treasure ! - "And at her time of life. what a needle-woman ! And the . darning and mending for the children, it really gets beyond me now, Caudle. How with mother at my hand, there wouldn't be a stitch wanted in the house. " And then when you're out fate, Caudle—for I know you must be out late sometimes ; I can't expect you, of course, to be always at home, whY , then dear mother could sit up for you, and nothing would delight the 'dear soul half so much. "And so, Caudle, love, I think dear mother had better come don't you ? Eh, Caudle Now, you're not asleep, darling ; don't you think she'd better come ? You say No ? You say No again I You won't have her, You say,; You won't that's fiat ? C audle—C au- Candle—Cau—dle—" "Here, Mrs. Caudle," says Mr. C. in his MS., " suddenly went into tears; and I went to sleep." STILE.-A young gentleman, having occasion to ask a lady for the snuffers across the table, addressed her in the following enamored strain : 4. Most beautiful, accomplished, and charming madam, will your ladyship, by an unmerited and undeserved con descension of your infinite goodhess, please to extend to your most obsequi ous, devoted and very humble servant, that pair of ignipotent digestors, that I may exasperate the excrescence of the, nocturnal cylindric luminary, in order` that the refulgent brightness of its re splendent brilliancy may dazzle the vision of our ocular optics more potent ly,, . THE LIAR.—As you would avoid the path of sorrow and misery—as you would turn from a crumbling precipice —run for your life front the steps of the list.. His breath will pollute and de stroy. None can confide in him,— none trust him. He , is hated by his companions and shunned by his friends. . Should you get entangled in the net of falsehood use the utmost exertion and prudence to regain your former stand ing ; for unless you do, farewell to all your hopes—to all your joys, both in this life and that which is to come. On, Tins Lovn.—The editor of the I3uffalonian says he would sooner try to go to sea on a shingle, make a ladder of fog, chase a stream of lightning through a crab-apple orchard, swim the rapids of Niagara, or set lake Erie on fire with Lucifer matches, as to think of stopping young people from getting married when they take it into their heads to do so. EXPRESSIVE.—In the debate on the bill Concerning poor debtors, in the Maisachusetts Legislature, Mr. Hop kinson,-of Lowell, said the bill was in tended to reach the fraudulent debtor, who wore a ruffled shirt, dresied rich ly, and fared sumptuously, and owed the butcher for the very meat on his bones-. To PREVENT APPLES PROM ROTTING. —Some northern wiseacre says, that if yon would preventipples from rot ting, you should put them in a dry, warm cellar, and then let a family of fifteen children have access to them three times a day. It would save a good many of them, that's certain. A GALLANT MAN.—The editor. of the Savannah Georgian, recently received a bowl of tine strawberries, which he pre. pared with cream, and then sat down, and sent them to a female- invalid—ana that man is a bachelor. IT OUGHT.-.lt is proposed by some one to - have the laws printed on India rubber paper, so that it may be stretch ed a bit when a rich culprit is hauled up. FRIENDSIIIPeit faithful friend that reproveth of errorsos preferable to a . deceitful parasite: the-wounds of a friend are more healing than the soft words of a flatterer. Pm•-• - t• - r-' . .-rv - aMI _-~ ~- z ~~! ~l s 1, TAE preceding fire, is to represent 'the INSENSIBLE PERSPIRATION. It is the great evacuation fOr.the impurities of the body. It will be &diced that 4 thick cloudy mist issues from all points of the surface, which indiciates the wonderful process going on with in. This perspiration flows uninterruptedly when we are in health, but ceases when we are sick. It should be the care of every one to see that it is not checked. Life cannot be sustain. ed without it. It is thrown off from the blood and other. juices of the body, and disposes by this means, of nearly all impurities within use. The blood by this means only, works itself pure. The language.of Scripture is, "in the blood is the life." If it over becomes impure, it may be traced directly to the stoppage of the insensible perspiration. It never requires any internal medicines to cleanse it, as it always purifies itself by its own heat and action, and throws off all the offending humors, through all the offending humors, through the insensible perspiration. Thus we see, all that is necessa ry when the blood is stagnant or infected, is to open the pores, and it relieves itself from all impurity instantly. Its own heat and vitality are sufficient, without sine particle of medicine, except to open the pores upon the surface.— Thus we see the folly of taking so much inter nal remedies. All practicioners, however, di rect their efforts to restore the insensible pers piration, but it seems to be not always the pro per one. The Thompsonians for instance, steams, the Hytiropathist shrouds us in wet blankets, the Homopathist deals out infinitissi mals, the Allopathist bleeds and doses us with mercury, and the blustering quack gorges us with pills, pills, pills. But one object only is in view, viz: to re store the insensible perspiration. If this can be done, they say, we will take care of the rest. It will be seen, therefore, that all physicians understand alike what is necessary to a recove ry, how much they may differ as to the mode of obtaining it. To give some idea of the amount, and con sequently the importance of the insensible per spiration, we will state that the learned Dr. Le wenhocl and the great Boerbaave, ascertained that five-eights of all we received into the sto mach, passed off by this means. In other words, if we eat and drink eight pounds per day, we evacuate five pounds of it by the in sensible perspiration. . ' This is none other than the used up particles of the blood, and other juices, giving place to the new and fresh ones, by carrying with.it all the impurities within, up to the surface. l'To check this, therefore, is to retain in the sysftem five eights of all the virulent matter that nlture demands should leave the body. And even when this is the case, the blood is of so active a principle, that it determines those particles. to the skin, where they form scabs, pimples, ul cers, and other spots; but if it is directed in wards, and fans upon the lungs, the conse quences are generally fatal. _ _ By a sudden transition from heat to cold, the pores aro stopped, the perspiration ceases, and disease begins at once to develope itself.— Hence, a stoppage of this flow of the juices, •originates so many complaints. It is through the surface that we imbibe nearly all our ills. It is stopping the pores, that overwhelms mankind with coughs, colds, and consumption. Nine-tenths of the world die from diseases in duced by stoppage of the insensible perspiration. It is easily seen therefore, how necessary is the flow of this subtle humor to the surface, to preserve health. It cannot be stopped; it can not even be checked, without producing dis ease. The blood and intestines must relieve themselves of all their worn-out particles, and poisonous humors, and they must go through the pores as nature designed. Let me ask. now, every candid mind, what course seems the most reasonable to pursue, and unstop the pores, after they are closed and let the perspiration flow, that the blood may re lieve itself of its impurities I Would you give physic to 'unstop the pores'! Or would you apply something that would do this upon the surface, where the clegging actually is I Would not (hit be common sense! And yet I know of no physician who makes an internal appli cation to effect it: The reason I assign is, that no medicine within their knowledge, is capable of doing it. Under these circumstances, I pre sent to physicians and to all others, a prepara tion that hai this power to the fullest extent-: It is McAllister's All-Healing Ointment or the Worlds Salve. It has power to restore perspi ration on the feet, on the head, around old sores, upon the chest, in short, upon any part of the body, whether diseased slightly or severe ly. When the perspiration is restored, it has ,power to netrate the lungs, liver, or any part of the h • an system, and to act upon them, if they diseased, by separating the inflamed morbid particles therefrom, and expelling them to the surface. It has power to cause all external sores, scro fulous humors, skin diseases, poisonous wounds to discharge their putrid matter, and then heals them. - It is a remedy that sweeps off the whole cata logue of cutaneous disorders, and restores the entire cuticle to its healthy functions. It is a remedy that forbids the necessity of so many and deleterious drugs taken into the stomach. It is a remedy that neither sickens, gives in convenience, or is dangerous to the intestines.. This remedy is probiblY the only one now known, that is capable of producing all these great results. Its great value is in restoring at once, the circulation of the juices when check ed, or disarranged by-cold or othei causes; It preserves and defends the surface- from all de rangement of its functions, while it keeps open the.channels for the blood to avoid all its impu rities end dispose of all its useless particles. There is a connection, harmony, and feasibility in all that defies contradiction. It is a simple, but wonderful principle that preserves in heal thy operation the entire. machinery of our be ing. It indissolubly holds together thisuiface and the internal viscera, the ,. .internal viscera and the surface. They arc inseparably con nected and cannot be &joined. The surface is the outlet of five•eights of the bile and used , up matter within. -It is pierced with millions of openings to relieve the intestines. • Stop up these pores, and death; kfiocks at your door.. It is rightly termed. All-Healing, for, there is scarcely a disease,, external or , intern 4 that it will not benefit. It.will b4i found the most use ful as well as-the cheapest family medicine in the world.. have. Used it for the last fourteen years with success withotit a parallel. I have used it for all disease of the chest, consumption, liver, and the most dangerous ofinternal mala dies. I have _used At in cases of extreme perd and hazard, involving the, utmost .dangerand responsibility, and I declare before Heaven and man, that not in one single case has it failed to benefit, when the patient was within' the reach of mortal means. I never, to my recollection had more_than ' five or six among the thousands who have used it, say that it was not favorable to their complaint. , .On the contrary I have had hun dreds return voluntarily. and in thawarmest and most pathetic language speak in its praise. I have,had physicians; learned in, the profession; I have bad ministers of the gospel, Judges on the bench, aldermen and lawyers, gentleteen of the highest erudition and multitudes of poor, use it in every - variety of way, and there has been but one voice, one united. universal voice saying ",McAllister your'ointment is. good.'? - _Constimption.—Of all diseases, we find this the most important, and concerning which we meet with the most opposition. It can hardly be credited that a salve can have more effect upon the lungs, seated as they are within the system. Bet pre Say once for all,• that this ointment will reach the lungs quicker than any medicines that can be given internally. every body consents to the fact that if healing me dicine could be applied on the lungs, there would be great hopes of recovery. The diffi culty is to get the medicine there. Now the Salve has the wonderful virtue of extracting the putrid, humors from all external sores by causing them to discharge. In like manner it operates upon internal affections by driving all the impurities through the pores to the surface. Thus with consumption, if placed upon the chest, it penetrates directly to thi, lungs, sepa• rates the poisonous particles that are consuming them and expels them from the system. It is the simplest and most rational process in creation, if one has the medicine capable of doing it. The All-Healing Ointment possesses this power to the fullest extent. I need not say that it is curing persons of Consumption continually, although we are told it is foolish ness. I care not what is said, so long as I can cure several thousand persona yearly. If this medicine-was in the hands of some patent me dicine brawlers, they would make an uproar through the country• that wou!d be insupporta ble. Scrofula or King's Eva—This disease is really inveterate, and hard to be subdued. It is generally seated in the sides of the neck, be hind the ears and under the chin, yet scarcely any part of the body is exempt. It sometimes falls upon the lungs and produces consump tion. It is a dreadful circumstance, that this disease is transmitted from parents to children. The Salve will extract ell the morbid mat ter by causing the sores to discharge ; and then let then the Solar Tincture be used to drive it to one point, which done, a continuance of the Ointment will completely remove this disorder. This is the safest and most effectual of any me thod. It should be adopted without a mo ments!hesitation. Erysipelas —This complaint arises from im purities being driven out to the surface by means of the insensible perspiration, and lodging 'in the cuticule, forms sores, pimples &c., it being of a caustic, acrid putrifying nature: It'only requires that it should discharge its virulent particles through the skin, and the difficulty will pass off. If suffered to remain, and driven inwards it is frequently fatal. Let the Salve and Solar Tincture be used as in scrofula and the patient will soon get well. Stilt Rheuni.—This is another obstinate dis ease but can be cured effectually as the scrofu la. There is no difficulty in this disease. Head ache,.. Ear ache and Dectnees.—The Salve has cured persons of the Head-Ache•of 12 years standing and who had tt regularly every week, so that vomiting often took place. It cured the wife of a man who laughed in my face for proposing such a care. and who now would not be without it for the best farm in the State. If any one will take the trouble to call I will give his name. Deafness and Ear-Ache are helped with the like success as also Ague in the face. Cold Feet.—Consumption, liver complaint, pains in the chest or side, falling of the hair, one or the other always accompanies cold feet. It is a sure sign of disease in the system to have cold feet. Some persons are totally una ble to get them warm, andendure much suffer ing thereby. The salve will restore the insensible perspi ration and thus cure every case. It is infalli ble for this. Asthma, Tightness of Breath.—lf this dis ease is not hereditary and produced by the mal formation of the chest, the salvo will cure it. Dyspqrsia—Ono would suppose, a salve would not effect this disease much but the Ali- Healing.Ointmeat will cure two sooner than any internal remedy will cure one. Sore Eyes. —The inflamation and disease al ways lies back of the ball of the eye in the sock et. Hence the utility of all remedies that are used upon the lids. The virtue of any medi cine must reach the seat of inflation or it will do little good. This salve if rubbed on the temples will penetrate directly into the socket and infuse all its virtues upcn the disorder.— The pores will be opened. a proper perspiration will be created and the disease will soon pass off to the surface. How easy and how natu ral ! It is as perfect and valuable as it is sim ple and philosophical. Sore Lips Chapped Hands sell a great deal of ;Ave toSeamen, who say it is the only thing they can depend on to cure their raw hands, when exposed to the weather at sea. It acts like a charm in these complaints. Two or three applications cures. Pimples on the face,freeklee, tan, maseriline skin, gross surface.—lts first action is to expel all humor. It will not cease drawing till the face is free from any matter that may be lodged under the skin and frequently breaking out to the surface. It then heals. When there is nothing hut grossness, or dull repitlsivesurthce, it begins to soften'and soften until the skin be comes as soft and delicate as a child's. 1 t throws a freshness and blushing color upon the now white transparent skin that is perfecily enchant ing. Sometimes in case of Freckles it will first start out thbso that have lain hidden and seen but seldom. Pursue the salve and all will soon disappear. The reason for this wonderful change in a lady's face is that it excites into natural and healthy activity the Insensible Perspiration, while it renovates and renews the surface, and leaves the skin in as lively and delicate a con difien• as the most fastidious could desire, It is put up in fine jars and beautifully scented on purpose for the toilet. Burns,—Lire can always be saved if the vi tals are not injured. I have so many testimo nials for the cute of this conarlaint thatil could Gila bOok. I.suppirie thereis not a family in the United-States; that would torrent to be 'without this salve a singli;aay if they knew its balm in healing Burns alone: It extracts the .Pain and leaver, the place without a scar. Quinsy sore throat, Influenza, Bronehitia. —There is not an internal remedy. id existence that will cure these disorders • . as quick as the salve. It opens the pores on the-neck 'and draws off all.the inflammation and impure jui• ces, and a few ,days; will see the patient well. It is sovereign in these cases. . Pika.o—'lho salve acts upon the piles Se up on sore eyes; There is an inflammation Which mutt be drawn from the parts. The salve does this. Hernia or RuPure.—This salve has cured some very bad cases of rupture, and although it might nokall, yet it would be wise to try it.— It is a pecular complaint, but it may be helped some, if not cured entirely. I• have not• the shadow of a doubt that it would cure thoriaands if the trial Was made, who believe no medicine of the. least. benefit. TivU shillings worth would satisfy any one, whether it would do good , a not. "Worms.-;--1( parents knew hoW fatal most medicines were to children taken inwardly, they would be stow to resort to them. Especially " mercurial lozenges,". called "medical hzen ges," " vermifuges; pills, &c. Even were it possible to say positively that worms were_pre • sent, it is lot safe. The truth is, no one can tell, invariably, when worm are present. Of comae the remedy is not apgheable to the com plaint. Now let me say to parents, that this salvo will always tell if a child has worms.—: Let it be rubbed on the neck and chest, to keep them from going up, and then down on the bowels and they will soon leave. It will drive every vestige of them away. This is a simple and safe cure. No injury can come of it in any way. But should it be cholic, inflation of the bowels, or gripe of the intestines, it will ef fectually cure them as the worms. There is probably no medicine on the face of the earth at once so sure and safo in the expul sion of worms. It would be cruel, nay wicked, to give inter nal doubtful medicines, so long as a harmless, certain, and effectual external one could be had. Cholic, Pain, or Inflammntion of the Bow els . —Let the salve be rubbed in and heated with the fire or hot fiat irons, and all pains and difficulty will soon cease. Swellings of the joints, or weakness, or any affection of the bone, nothing is so good for as this salve. Poisons.-1 never knew anything so good as this salve. It causes the" poison to discharge immediately, and leaves not the slightest cause of alarm. Poisons by nails, bites of animals, or burns, it removes when nothing else will. Toilet—l have it done.up in fine order for the dressing case. Althotigh I have said little about it as a hair restorative, yet I will stake it against the world ! They may bring their oils far and near, and mine will restore the hai'i two cases to their one. These are no idle words, for I am ready to back it with any reasonable amount: Old Sores, Mortification,Gleers, 4.e.—There is no effectual way of curing these,but drawing off the putrid matter. To merely dry it up would only endanger one's health more. That some sores are an outlet to the impurities of the system, is the only reason, because they cannot pass off through the natural channels of the In sensible Perspiration. If Suchsores are healed up, the impurities must have some other outlet, or it w ill endanger life. This is the reason why it is impolitic to use the common salves of the day in such cases. For they have no power to open other revenues, to let off' all this' morbid matter, and the consequences are always fatal. This salve will always provide for such emer gencies. There need be no fear. It iserfect.p Broken Breast.—Persons need neverlave a broken breast. The salve will always prevent it, if used in season. Lirer Compluint.—Personshaving this com plaint frequently .brive eruptions of the hands, face and other parts, rind never once thin k that it arises from the liver. Their utter inability to remove these irruptions, proVes their misappre hension of the disorder. Such must use it first on the feet, then wear it on the chest, and the difficulty will soon go away. 'lliac Passion or Griping of the Intestines. —This disease caused the death of the late H. S. Legere, Attorney General and acting Secre tary of (the United States It is the stopping up of the smaller intestines, and sometimes the twisting of them. It is brought on hjr a neg lect of the daily evacuations, or from incarcera ted Hernia. The pains are awful, and unless help comes speedily, the sufferer soon dies. The All-Healing Ointment would have saved the life of Mr.Legare and all others under sim ilar circumstances. Corns.—lf the salve is used according to di r:eons, people need never be troubled with corns--especially cut out by some travelling mountebank who knows ho is doing more mis chief than he can possibly repair. A tittle of this ointment put on now and then will always keep them down. Indeed there are few complaints that it will not benefit. It is a Family Salve of untold value. As long as the sky rolls over one's head and grass grows upon the earth, it will be sought after, used and valued. As there is - no mercurial substance in it, but composed entire ly of vegetables it gives no good ground for ap- prehension. We have full certificates, from all the per sons whose names are here given, but not hav ing room for them, we merely give their names, Noland the disease of wltich they were cured. . Thomas Moshier, 179 Ninth-st— weak back; W W Way, car. King and McDonough sta--- EOM eyes . ; M 3 Way do erysipelas ; DrJ Clark, 210 Stantou-st—ulcerated sores; Dr I Covet, 132 Sullivanat;--ague 'in the face ; F R Lee, 245 Bowery—pain in the breast 1 Rev 3 Gibbs Dover-st—family medicine; Henty Gibbs, 113 Bowery—influenza; A Stuckey, 608 Fourth at—family medicine; E Conway. U S Court —burns, scalds; Eliza . Bunker, Flatbush—con sumption; M A King, 100 Oliver st—burns ; 'E Kipp, 275 Second-st—quinsy ; J Vanderpool Cherry-st—cancer ; Brirr Nash—piles; W. E Turner, 91 liidge-st—do ; C Mann, Globe Ho tel—ruptures; .1. Hurd, 17 Batayia-st—salt rheum; G Summer, 124 DivisiOn-st—do; J Medic, 20 MerCer-st—do; H A West, 107 Marks place—burns, frosted feet, D. Thorp, 145 Norfolk st—sore eyes; F. •Caplin, 225 Broome st—do; P Bowe , 3G Willett st—do ; 11 B Jenkins, Phrenix Bank-4.1o; J F Honly, do—caused by gunpowder; Dr Mitchell, 79 Mercer-at—broken breast ; C - D Jacobson, 199 Stanton-et-rheumatism; B J Russell—do; E Willetts, 303 Pearl st—eruptions ; E Robb; 237 Bleeker-st—agae in the face; C 'Frances, 39 Bowery—family medicine ;- D S Judd, 657 Water-fit—family ointment; P•Otten, 124 Di vision st—rheumatism in the head; 8 W: Ro binson, 70 Essex st—family ointment ; S Has riot, 45 Allen st—sore eye's.; G Coward, 195 Diviiion st—do ; M Develin. 313 INaterst— come, dm; P Deinarest, 368 Hudson fit-4n.- eimmation in-the chest ;' . .N Athinrom: Huston st—asthma ; M A- Burnett, 06 Suflblk st— ague in chest ; N Wyeath. 120 Division st bite of - a dog and ! 121 ...mka st—weak beck ; J Chapman, 259 Division 'affection of the liver; W Graham, 19 R s** -pain in the side ; E Hama, 19 Norfolk* cutaneous eruption ; H Bingham, 84 „ --pain in the breast; A Knox, 90 j a i gh i chapped bands ; J Culver, 191 Btamon ulcerated sores ; J P Bennett, sore throat, matism ; 9 P Taylor, 46 Forsyth st...b . complaint; W Dokins, pustow=constimplict Sold by H.S..* Iif.C.NERCUR, T own, and . 4.PERKINS, Athena. 147 Wright's Vegetable tn IF, during during the continuance elk , A and Floods, the channels of OUR MIGIITT RIVI.IIB become so obstructed as to afford ea ruiteriu outlet for the superabundant waters, ae sea e pect nothing less than that the stom m li country, will be • OVERWLIF.VOLED WITQ VIE FLOOD. In a like manner with the human body—if Skin, Kidneys, and Bowels, (the natural ou lets for vsetess AND COIIIMPT nritoris) becom so obstructed as to fail in affording full diac . harge of those impurities which are all cases TUE CAVAZ OP 131CLIT.AS we Bluely can expect no other results thenfi the whole frame will sooner 0 later be ovrzawntrattn writ' maids. As in the first place, if we would prevent a inundation we must remove all obstructi ons, the free disettarge of the superabundant water 80, in the second plae,e, if we would peeve and cure disease, we mud open and keep opt. all the Natural Drains of the body. WIIPORT ' I3 INDIAN VEGETABLE PILIA, Of the North Ameriean College of Heart will be foudd one of the best if not the very DEBT MEDICINE IN THE WOULD for carrying out this beautiful and simple the, ry ; because they completely clense the Slomac and Bowels from all Billious [tumors and oth er impurity, and at the same time promote healthy discharge from the Lungs, Skin. an Kidneys; consequently, as all the 'Natun Drains arc opened, Disease of every name is literally driven icor, the Body ("-• Caution—As the great popularity an, consequent great demand for Wright's lethal vegetable Pills has raised up a host of cuontor feiters, country agents and storekeepers trill be on their guard against the many imposters who are travelling about the country selling to th unsuspecting a spurious article for the geonine It should be remenipered that all station' agents are provided a Certificate-of Agency signed by WHAT AM W RIGIIT, Vice Presides of the N. A. College of Health. Conseque nt ly, those who otter Indian Vegetable Pills and cannot: show a Certificate, as above described, will be known as imposters. . The following highly respectable Store keepers have been appointed Agents for t4e sale of ~ • 1511 TAIT VEGETABLE PiLLA, and of whom it is confidently believed the ge. flume medicine can with certainty be nbtained: BRADFORD COUN'FI, PA J . D.& E. D. Montanye, Tomah. D:Brink, Horubrook: S: W:& P.F.Pomeroy, Troy. Lyman Durfoy i J. J. &C. Warren!, Monreeton: Wm. Gibson, Ulster. Ulysses Moody, Asylum. John Horton Jr.. Terrytown. Coryell & Gee, Burlington corners. - Benjamin Coo!bough, Canton. L. S. Ellsworth & Co., Athens. - Allen &, Storrs, Sheshequin. Guy Tracy, Milan. A .R.Soper t. Columbia Flatts. Offices devoted exclusively to the sale of td medicine wholeiale and retail,22B Greenstick street, New York, No. 199 Tremont street Boston, and 169 Race street, Philadelphia. BswAns nv CorxTraysyrs.—The p f uhlit are respectfully informed that medicine pupa:. ing to be Indian Pills, made by one ti, Falek, are not the genuine Wright's Indian Vegetable Pills. ..The only security against imposition is b purchase from the regular advertised war., andin offenses be particular to ask fur 1frt;;;41 . Indian Vegetable Tilt... [no Mtn SPECIAL COURT. WHEREAS the Hon. Ws• JES , " President Judge of the 11th Judicio , district has appointed a special court drool mon pleas to be holden for the trial of cause. certified to him, in Bradford county, on Mon day the 23d day of June next at t , ..0 the afternoon, of which the following is 111;A to wit: • Alexander Baring et. al., vs. J. Harkness et.: Life insurance and trust company vs. Edna Overton ; • Samuel Benight vs. WarSeely et.al.; same vs. Lewis M. Palmer et.al Chester Butler and wife vs. Amos Ackls; same vs. John Bennett; G. M. Hollenback et. al., vs. David Bingbira et. al. ; Alexander Baying et. al. vs .I.Kingsley et. al same vs. dames 0. Tracey Pt. al.;" same vs. Hezekiah Crowell et. al.. same vs. same ; • same vs. Ezra Allen ; same vs. Solomon Hosier et. 314 • same va. William Harkness etal; same vs. Sally Welles & Gee. II Welles executors &c. same vs. William S. Ingalls; same vs. James Roe ; same vs. Shubel Rowley et. al.; same vs. Richard Garrison et. al., same vs. Stephen Wilco% et. al.; same vs. Zepeniah Knapp et.sl, same vs. Wm Cooper, etal. same, vs. Jesse Shepard. - AARON CHUBBUCK Prot Prothonotary's 016 Ce, Towanda, April 14. 1845. S _ _ New Blaeksmithing • . zgu,a,23glb.,.munav3 TllE SUBSCRIBER, having for.osi partnership with his brother, coensers to.earry on the bu'siness at his hrother' oo . stand, east side of Main street, south irid' d the borough, whore he is prepared to all orders for Horse.shoeing, Carriage& t work and 'Edge Tools. lie assures the public that all work entrote to his carp will ho well (lone, as he has 'Mot -"glib' learned his trade and is determined t render satisfaction. JOHN A. ESENWINE* Towanda, December 30,mz0 1844. f CCAZ % - .15 l,r.a AD. MONTANYE has rrnlorsll). . Drug Store to the t hi r d d oor !siovi D•• E. D. Tiontanye's More, Mail) or' where yen will at a ll times find a good i s '` °l merit of Drugs.. 4 Medicines. • Nov. '25, 1845.