THE' flTTSBURG DISPTOH. ERID'AT. DECEMBER 23. ' 1892. . MjeBigptrij. ESTABLISHED FEBRUARY ISIS. Vol. 74. No. 323-Enterea t nttsburg Tostofflce ioTtmber, MM, as second-class matter. BUSINESS OFFICE, Cor.Smlfttfleld and Diamond Street. News Itooms and Publishing House, 78 and 80 Diamond fatreet, Kcw Dispatch Building. "EASTERN ADVERTISING OFFICE. ROOM Tfc . TRIBUNE BUILDING. NEW TORE, where complete flle or THE DISPATCH can always be found. THE DISPATCH Is on sale at LEADING HOTELS throughout the United States, afidatBrentano's, SUnlon Square, New York, and 17 ATCnue de 1' Opera. Par!:. France. TEKMS OF THE DISPATCH. j-OETAGE TREE IK THE UNITED STATES. TiAn-TPIEr-ATCH. One Tear. t 8 On Daily Dispatch. Three Months 2 00 Daily Dispatch, One Month TO Daily Dispatch, Including Sunday, 1 year.. 10 00 DAILY DISPATCH, including Sunday, Zm'ths. 260 Daily Dispatch, including Sunday, I month so SntDAYDlSPAiCH. 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The President's authority to order an entire cessation of immigration and his duty to do so when the health or safety of the country demands it must once and for all be placed beyond doubt. A national system of quarantine must be arranged, and necessary appropriations made to in sure its efficiency. There must be no loophole left for leakage and in no detail must the security of America be allowed to depend on the statements or actions of foreign, municipal or State authorities. The danger will almost certainly be a pressing one in the spring, and, while pro viding protection for that season, Congress ought without fail to adopt measures of permanent usefulness. The losses of tho steamship companies must be allowed to have no effect either on individual Con gressmen or the body as a whole. The in-' terests of the nation are paramount, and they alone must be considered and dealt with in a patriotic and' statesmanlike manner. THE BEST NAVAL POLICT. The importance of what The Dispatch has said about not following too, closely the models and policy of European nations in naval construction is emphasized by the recent trial of the wire wound gun at Birdsboro, Pennsylvania. The New York Herald editorially says of the trial that it "marks the beginning of a new era in gun making." Also, after quoting Secretary Tracy's declaration that the Annapolis trials of armor plate stripped off half the protection of the armored fleet of Great Britain and of most of the fleets of the world, the Herald adds: "So this experi ment at Birdsboro sends to the junk shop r the heavy guns not only of Great Britain but of all other powers." Let us hope that both assertions may be true. But let us suppose for an Instructive thought that the United States had built a large number of vessels protected by the armor and armed with the guns that these assertions relegate to the past All the money would have been wasted, and we would have been supplied with a very in ferior type. As it is a few vessels of that sort have been built; but not enough to characterize the navy. The policy of constructing a few vessels of the received type, while experimenting along the line of new ideas, has saved us from that gigantic blunder. Moreover, it is the combined results of the experimentsin armor and guns that nnke the low-free board and turreted coast defenders, protected by the new armor and armed with the new guns, the most formidable vessels for defense against naval invasion that naval warfare has yet perfected. A POLITICAL RULE OF ACTION. An exceedingly disputable proposition is that expressed in a recent statement of Senator Gordon, of Georgia. That states man is quoted by the. Atlanta Constitu tion as saying that- he will vote for the anti-option bill "if it reaches a vote in the Senate, in deference to the wishes of the Legislature and the farmers of Georgia," although at the same time h expresses "serious doubts of its effects on the cotton planters." In other words Senator Gordon proposes to vote for a measure that his judgment does not approve, because his constituents wish him to. This is not an unusual principle of action among politicians whose affection for their positions is more imperative than their1 political consciences; but it is nevertheless a most vicious one. If tht; theory of representative govern ment were that representatives must de cide their votes on legislative measures by tho wishes of their constituents, we might as well fill up Congress with so many vot ing machines; or, better still, adopt the referendum, and "abolish Congress as an effete institution. While we may have strayed a good distance away from the theory of electing the best men to use their own judgment it ought to be under stood that this is the only one on which our present system can stand. Still it is likely that Senator Gordon's rule of action will prevail until the people change things by electing representatives whose convictions are more important to themselves than the desire of holding of fic?. NATURALLY UNPROFITABLE. The effort of the organs of the anthra cite coal combination to made great capi tal out of a recent statement by Mr. Eck ley B. Coxe only serves io show the shal low misrepresentation on which the com bination pleas rest Mr. Coxe stated that until the anthracite coal mining business got into the hands ot the big companies the failures averaged a much greater number than in any other calling. News papers like the Philadelphia Inquirer trumpet this assertion as a vindication of the coal combination. It is the fact, however, that Mr. Coxe's own firm was the. complainant in a recent' and famous hearing before the Inter-Rate Commercs Commission woich lurnished a complete explanation of the grounds of this statement. That case brought out the evidence and judgment upon a prac tice well known to be almost universal in the anthracite business. A rail-" road charges a rate on the transportation of 'anthracite coal, and' attue same time under the guise of a subsidiary corporation pursues the mining ana selling of coal on its own account It sustains its normal rate by making up the losses of itself as a coal miner and shipper, or, in reality, when those losses are charged off, carrying for itself at a less rate than for individual operators. That practice was clearly proved in the famous case of Coxe Bros. & Co. Is it any wonder when Mr. Coxe has been taken into the combin ation that he should be able to testify that the coal business has been unprofitable? The fact is notorious that it has been made unprofitable by the corporations lot the express purpose of crushing out the smaller operators. It is one of the re markable commentaries on our system of government by law that the process has been so successful. THE SWEATING? SYSTEM. .Representative Warner, of New York, Chairman of the sub-committee investigat ing the "sweating" system, has given out enough 'of the facts ascertained to indi cate the seriofcs extent to which this evil prevails in New York, Chicago, Philadel phia, Boston and Cincinnati That human beings thould be worked to death on starvation wages and , surroundings that are a direct encouragement to the propa gation of disease in any civilized country at the close of the nineteenth century is matter for very deep and sorrowful reflec tion. That such conditions of slavery are to be found in this great and glorious re public of the free would be incredible were the facts not proven. And the facts being proven, the continuance of the in iquity cannot be longer tolerated in silence. The "sweating" system is a result of the stress of inhuman competition and the concentration in cities of a population greater than there is employment for at remunerative wages. It is a system that can be suppressed by law only with the greatest difficulty. Laws for its sup pression are. hard of construction and harder of practical execution. The evil can only be uprooted by the action of the people brought about by the moral educa tion of the indi vidua L Persons who are horrified to hear of tho abject misery in which their less fortunate fellows hbor are wont to think little of their share of the responsibility therefor. Nothing short of conscientiousness on the part of con sumers can -eliminate the demand for pro ductions at prices dependent upon the "sweating" system. Let Christian men and women, let all human beings who believe in the brother hood of the race, be thoroughly informed of the circumstances under which this white slavery' exists, and they cannot fail to take measures for its eradication with out being open to accusations of hypoc risy. While one section of society con sents in thoughtlessness or cynicism to live a't the terrible cost of another, tenements unfit for habitation will be overcrowded and many hours of labor will result in small remuneration. The sweating sys tem is simply an extreme phass of the social questions of modern life to which solutions are demanded more impera tively with every passing year. The dis covery of these solutions cannot be in definitely' postponed with impunity, and becomes ever more obscure as it is longer disregarded. It behooves all the thought ful men and women to bestir tbemSelves in the search without further delay. RURAL MAIL DELIVERY. The arguments in favor of free mail de livery in the country produced in connec tion with Mr. Wanamaker's suggestion are not of a character to stand very crit ical examination. One Is that free deliv ery ultimately pays for itself by the In crease of postal business in places where additional facilities are provided. This is backed up by the argument that it is an economy for the community to have one man carry the mail to a hundred farmers than to have the hundred farmers go to the postofflce. We may misjudge the habit of the fin de Steele farmer with regard to his postal business; but we are emphatically of the opinion that the American agriculturist does not use up any portion of his time which might be more valuably employed in driving to the postofflce to get his mail. He goes when the work is stick or when the day's toil is concluded, or he has other errands. It is aho very doubtful whether he would be filled with gratitude to the Government for taking away the excuse to indulge in the weekly variety of going to the postofflce and see ing what is going on in addition to getting his mail Between the importance of his correspondence, and the importance of an occasional change of scene, the latter will be likely to have far more weight in the agricultural mind. The argument as to a probable increase of postal business has more foundation; but it deals with an entirely unknown quantity. IFree delivery has increased postal business heretofore because it has been tried in the mail producing centers. But an agricultural delivery, while far more expensive, would, serve an element where there is the least time and the least necessity for large mail business. The experiment may be worth a trial, as add ing to the facilities of agricultural life. But in deciding the matter it will be well to bear in mind that it is much easier to begin a costly experiment of this kind than to discontinue it A real duel is but a tragic farce, and a French duel is the farce pure and simple with the tragic element entirely eliminated. Two men have a difference of opinion, and one of them insults the other in discussing the same. The result is that the honor of the man insulted must be. vindicated by making his body a target for the weapon, of his insnitor. Nothing could be more ridicu lous, and nothing could be more thoroughly typical of the weak side of French nature. What the chances of a personal encounter or the comparative skill with arms have to do with the honor of the two contestants it needs a mind as illogical as a Frenchman's to attempt to explain. An extra session of Congress would do very little harm if it accomplished as little or anything as this session has done so far. But such innocuous desuetude cannot ho guaranteed, and is liable to be replaced by pernicious activity at unexpected moments. Canada has a regular annexationist newspaper now, and the annexationist sen timent will grow and grow until the impe rialist organs are an insignificant minority. ICE on the rails is carrying electric cars bayond the control of motormen about every daynow. The necessity for emergency brakes is more apparent than ever. Their provision should not be postponed until pnblio Indignation over some disastrous ac claent renders their adoption Inevitable. Brakes that will bring a car to a standstill -when and wherever it Is necessary to do so are indispensable to public safoty with a rapid transit system Bach as Pittsburg's. No rags should be-admitted to this coun try at this time without a most thoroazh fumigation warranted to annihilate all dis ease surras. If suoh fumigation cannot be guaranteed. It is time to place an embargo on all foreign rags. American consuls abroad will find it a safe rule to refuse clean bills of health to vessels homeward bound from ports af flicted with cases of dangerous disease. Eepbesektative Holman was in formed the other day that economy in na tional time Is as desirable- as economy in na tional expenditures. He will do well to pon der, the Information during the recess, and attempt to get cleat er ideas on economy in general. Spendthrifts and misers nre not either of them economists, and Mr. Holman ought to give ovidonco by bis words and ac tions that he is neither deluded nor insin cere. National control of quarantine arrange ments is as essential as national control of tariffs on imports, and for the same reasons. Where centralization is necessary to the safety of these United States, centralization must prevail. A citizen of Kansas City who falls to vote Is liable to be fined $2 00. In Pittsburg non-voting citizens merely court municipal misgovernment. A New Jersey lawyer saved his client from the gallows three times after he was sentenced. But the fourth time the criminal was hanged in spite of his lawyer's best ef forts to effect a further postponement. And it took nineteen minutes to hang him. Hew Jersey's administration of law will gain lit tle respect by leaving technical loopholes for such delay, or by inflicting the death penalty with such barbarism at last. The confusion that exists in some minds between'the characteristic and utility of ancient mnle power canals and modern ship canals would be more culpable if it were leis pitiable, and more ludicrous if it were less pathetic. Senatorial courtesy and an anti-option bill working together can hardly bo ex celled as producers of Senatorial loquacity. The French Republic realizes in this the hour of it's trial the fnll value of the Pope's progressiveness in demanding loy alty to its form of Government from the French hierarchy. The situation to-day wonld have been far more serious than it is hut for the action of Leo. XIIL in demand ing the cessation of monarchical intrigues or sympathies on the part of priests living under a democratic government. England's social scandals are on a par with France's political exposes. This land cannot steer too clear of snch sensations, and must be thankful that it can at present compete with neither country in either di rection. Congress has adjourned until January 4, and America is duly thankful for a period of safety. Any lingering doubt as 'to the monop olistic Intentions of the Cattlefeeding and Distilling Company should be "finally re moved by the announcement that the rise in the price of whisky was entirely uninten tional on the part of that organization. The Whisky Trust has demonstrated its trusty and untrusty qualities by the orthodox style of assertion that it does not seek its profit In increased prices. FAYORITES OP FORTUNE. Gladstone will spend a short vacation in the South of France. He started yester day. Lady Randolph Churchill's health is so much improved that she has been able to take carriage drives: The President has recognized Frank S. Pratt as Consul of Hawaii for tho Stato3 of ; California, Novada, Oregon and Washing "ton. Queen Victoria has commissioned Henry Charles Heath to paint a portrait of tho late Duke of Clarence from an exquisite miniature on ivory in her possession. Thomas Settle, now in the 28th year of his age, will be the youngest man in the Fifty-third Congress. He is a Republican and represents a North Carolina district. The Marquis de Bendana, a Grandee of Spain, who was formerly Minister to Tur key, has been appointed Spanish minister to the United States to succeed Senor Suarez Guanes. The marriage of Miss Antoinette Binchot to the Hon. Alan Johnstone, of the British Legation, took place shortly before noon yesterday nt the residence of the bride's parents in New York. George TV. "Vanderbilt, who has Just returned from a long rejourn in Japan, brings with him a collection of curios which will make other collectors envious and fill many cabinets with their treasures. ARCHBISHOP Janssens, of New Or leans, yesterday celebrated his silvor Jubi lee, and an elaborate religious program was carried out at the old St. Louis cathedral, where the beloved prelate presides. Senator Allison, Senator Morgan and Secretary Hale, members of the delegation which represented the United Statos at the Monetary Conference, embarked for New York on the steamship Lahn at Southamp ton Wednesday. A dispatch received from General Miles' headquarters iu Chicago announces the appointment of Lieutenant Colonel John C. Hawkins to the position of Commissary General of the United States army, with the rank of Brigadier General, succeeding Gon eral Du Barry. ENOUGH TO MAKE G0BMAN SMILE, The Maryland Senator Denies That the Democrats 'Don't Want AH in Sight WASuraqTOir, Deo. 22. Special Senator Gorman smiled to-day when the' suggestion 1 was made.to him that the Democrats might not care to have control of the Senate at the cost of a combination with the Populist Senators. Said he: "If any one imagines we don't want the Senate be makes a very serious mistake. We not only want the or ganization of the Senate, but I am quite con fident we are going to have it." In answer to a question ns to what the Democratic Steering Committee is doing about the de batable Legislatures in the West, the Sena Mr replied: "Wo are taking things easy and watching the other follows. The Republi cans are considerably exercised over our de termination to look after our own Interests in those States, and tbey aro holdinc a cau cus every other day, flow, to offset the effect of the meeting wo had some time ago." The Senator dccllnod to go into details as to what is being done In behair of the Demo crats, but he intimated that the interests of the party are not being neglected in those States where the Legislatures are close. .- . PIXTSBTJKQ TEACHEES BEST PAID , But Delaware County Wins the Palm In the Length of School Terms. Hakkisbdro, Dec 22. A comparative table was given the press to-day, showing the rel ative standing of counties as to the average length of the school term and the average monflily wages of teachers employed for the school year ending June 6, 1892. Delaware county has the longest school term, 9.46 months, and Fulton the shortest, six months. Allegheny pays the highest average salary to male teachers, $64.45 a month, and Fulton the lowest, $22.90. The highest average salary paid female teachers is by Delaware. $44.10, and the lowest by Wyoming, $19.45. The Proper Person for the Place. Washington Post. If Mn. Cleveland Is looking for a private secretary who will effectually hold off the office? seekers, let him give Mrs. Lease the' ob. One and the Same. Boiton Traveller. 1 National quarantine is national common nse, iik'rAi folS-rir tfak. L --.. - .. 'i T nfffri itii Trsib'j1'- " - - ' ' .. .. .- " '- .' Ti ' 'i V !f ii i'i I ft 111 'M1S "n iim Stisflt' I ji" 't hi'1ltfliill5ii?i ii' . lfVA4ia'ViffililsM3tssi-TyrlWM a Look around. . A GREAT deal of sympathy is felt here among business men lor Mr. Orlando Met calfe, formerly of this city,, but recently of Colorado, because of the business troubles in which he has become involved. He re cently resigned the Presidency of the Colo rado Midland Railroad Company and sev ered his connection Tvith Pittsburg con cerns. It is understood "that nnfortnnato mining ventures are responsible for his troubles and there is said to be reason to think he wiirin time be able to resume his business activity. Superintendent Hamilton, of the Allegheny Parks, has a fine "red show" on at present in one of his hothouses. All sorts of plants with red and pink blossoms or leaves are mas? ed together'with superb effect, the long central and side tables being allow. Superintendent Hamilton Is greatly Intel ested in the horticultural' and floral portion of the World's Fair, in' which ho will doubtless take an active part. There is to be asplendid show ot primroses at the Fair In January, and 20 of the best-known foreign florists who make a specialty of these plants will compete with the Ameri cans. I heard a story of a bright boy who the other day went to New York with his parents. Ho was taken, among other places, to the Eden Musee, where he feasted his young soul on horrors and was works until he became skeptical about everything new he encountered. He was deceived so often by wax figures and wax effects and tricks that when at last he came upon a bright green bench bearing tho notice, "Fresh Paint," he exclaimed: "Oh, you can't fool mo any longer. -You may be fresh, but I am not," nnd down he sat promptly. It was not a fake and a now suit was necessary. "I do not well see how it could be made possible to follow ant the suggestion of a trenernl technical school which you make In The Dispatch," remarked Mr. William Met calfe, the well-known engineer and manu facturer yesterday, "but itisquito possible and very practical to carry out the Idea in a modified form. A training school somewhat to that of the Cooper Institute would be most beneficial to Pittsburg. Here young people could be trained in the rudiments of the mechanical arts In the evening and a very great deal ot good accomplished. Young men and young women could be put to the way ot bettering themselves and made proficient in their calllnis at small cost. I do not think it would require more than $100,000 to establish and conduct such a school as I speak of and it has been an evident necessity here for many years. Of course an assured income would have to be provided for by endowment. I remember well, away back in the '60s the Episcopal Guild or this city took up tho matter of teaching arts and sciences to young people of both sexe in the city and they were very successful. For several yean these classes grew and did much good. Then the other denominations opened schools and the pub lic schools were opened at nizht and tho hulk of our scholars were drawn from us. Although this was a comparatively limited experiment, I know of many successful business men who were first trained for their occupations in these Guild classes. By all means let us have a training school here. No city needs it more nnd none would sup port it more cordially." Somebody wrote me yesterday asking for some specific information in regard to the grant of tho Pcnns to the First Presby terian and Trinity Churches of the property tliey now occupy, and I spent some time yesterday among the records in tho Court House and olsewnero looking the matter up. The deed registers show that on the 4th of September, 1767, John Penn, Jr., and John Penn, deeded to "the trustees of the Presbyterian congregation of Pitts burg and the vicinity," the property in question. It was given "In consideration of the laudable inclination which thev have for encouraging and promoting morality, piety and religion in general, and especially in the town'of. Pittsburg and in further con sideration of 5 shillings. The grant conveys lots 439, 438 and half of 437 "in Colonel Wood's plan," and the trustees are to have and hold it forever "according to the truo intent and meaning" of an act of Assembly incorporating the congregation under tho pastoral care of the Kev. Samuel Barr.J'and to and for no other use, intent or purpose whatsoever." ' In 1877 the whole question of ibis title was brought out in the memorable contest over the building of a chapel and Sunday school room's on a portion of what had been the burying ground of the church. The action was decided upon, and wns con tested by Jsaac Craig and John C Guthrie, two of the members of the congregation. The portion -which was to bemused (and on which the buildings now stand) was where a great many notable people were burled. Among them were the Dennys, Darraghs, Stewarts, Mountains, Stevensons, Alex anders, Prides, McNIels, the wife of Judge Breckenridge, of the Supreme Court: Hugh Boss, John Wllkins, Sr., General Wllklns, Colonel Hutchins, Major Ashton and Cap tain Easton, of tho Revolutionary Army, and others. It seems that tho church in 1802 bought lot No. 440 and sold those portions owned by the Bissells, at the corner or Sixth, and the Third National Bank, at the corner of Vlgln alley. Before the PennS conveyed the lots the land was tho public burying ground, it having been used for that for 35 years before tho deed from the Penns. It was used as a cemetery by tho French during all of the time that they held Fort Duqnesne, and it was here they are thought to have buried the Sleurde Beaujcaux, who commanded the French and Indians when Braddpck was defeated. Later the English and Colonial troops used these grounds for the same Purpose. While looking for this information I found an old deed or patent from the Penns to John McKoe for 200 acres and "six acres allowance for Toads" on the Monongabela river, next tq the lands of Boss. The price was 13 10s. The deed I am told covers the site or McKeosport. it was not placed on record until last year. It Is a highly inter esting old paper, with the big seal of the Lords Proprietors. Walter. A HOUSE IN A BIG 8I0NE. What a Tidal Wave at'Haena Brought to View .Recently. Sah Frascibco, Dec. 22. Special News from Honolulu received gives no further details of the eruption of Manna Loa, ex; ceptthat a brilliant light is still seen over the summit. During the recent tidal wavo at Kauai the sea washed off the beach at Haena for a considerable distance inland, bringing a big stone to view. The stone is cut in the shape of a house, every part being complete. The stono was hollow inside, representing sleeping apartments. The natives claim the stone was the dwell ing house of Loniau, one or the heathen gods, as It answers to the descriptions or it handed down. Not lar from It are two won deriul caves. Sir. Crisp Wou:d Enow. Rochester Democrat. A speecli in a newspaper Is worth two at a banquet. Or is it the other way! An opinion of Charles F. Crisp on this question would be valuable. HOMESTEAD'S ClIElSTilAS. Christmas is at hand. Let the Christmas spirit have full sway. Aid the Homestead sufferers, and remember that old saying, never truer than to-day: "He gives twice who gives qulokly." Boston Glebe. Abx the little ones to be permitted to suffer for the sins of either labor or capitalt Sure; lyin this land of plenty and prosperity there are enough kind-hearted, public-spirited people to make Christmas at Homestead something else than a day of gloom and suf fering. Chicago Dispatch Sahta Claus should not forget Homestead. There are women and children at Home stead who are in need. The Pittsbubo Dis patch has charitably undertaken to see to the proper application of any funds that may be lorwarded for the families of Home stead, who are likely to pass a gad Cbrlst jnaB,FMladelpMa inquirer. ' LIVE NATIONAL NEWS. Ineffectual Attempt to Shut Off the Sup ply of World's Fair Dollars Congress Adjourns for the Holidays A Long List of Presidental Appointments A Peculiar Crank Bill in the Senate. "Washington, Dec. 22. Thomas K. Cree, of New York City, in a letter to Treas urer Foster, under the date or December 19, enters a vigorous protest, as a citizen of the United States, against the delivery or the souvenir half dollars to the World's Fair officials. The point he raises is this: The half dollars, under the act of Congress, were only to be turned over to tho Exposi tion officials upon tho condition 'of Sunday closing. The Fair is now, in the eyes of the law, formally opened, having been so de clared in October last; consequently, it is now running full blast Sundays, clearly against the provisions of the act, which in validates all claim to the coin. The Acting Solicitor or the Treasury to-day decided that Mr. Cree's point is not well taken; that .the 'Exposition has not been formally opened, and the statute has not been vio lated by the delivery or the souvenir coins. In accordance with this opinion, Secretary Foster said that he should continue the pay ment or the souvenir coins as last as tho Fair officials became entitled to them. One of those peculiar "crank" bills that occasionally find their way into Congress was Introduced to-day by request by Mr. Mitchell in the Senate. Its elaborate title provides for the prohibition or electro-magnetizing, mesmerizing and hypnotizing human beings, etc, and prescribing pnnisb- iment. Numerous petitions ana documents accompany the bill and others equally vol uminous are referred to. The bill, in brier, provides that any person who anywhere within tho J urisdiction of the United States shall apply a current or electricity upon a person ror the purpose of affecting another, or which does so affect, shall be guilty of a crime punishable by death, and that any person haviug knowledge of such a current Having Deen applied who rails to nociiy me proper authorities shall bo deemod to be nn accessory and shall be punished by a fine of not less than $5,000 nor more than S20.CO0. or oy imprisonment ranging irom two years to the period of one's natural lire. The McGarrahan bill had the attention or tho Senate for half tho time that to-day's session lasted and Mr. ilunton, Deinocrat.of Virginia, closed his three-day Bpeech iu its favor. Mr. Peffer was the principle speaker in favor or the anti-option bill. In his re marks ho denounced gambling or all kinds. Debate on theliill was not flnlnished when the Senate adjourned until January 4. In the House there was. no quorum and that body also adjourned till the same day. The President sent to the Senate to-day the following nominations: Fredeiick J. Grant, or Washington, to bo Envoy Extra ordinary and Minister Plenipotentiary or the United States to Bolivia; Archibald C. Coolidge, of Massachusetts, Secretary ot the Legation of the United State3 at Vienna; Goorge Crelghton Webb, of New York, Sec retary of She Legation of tho United States nt St. Petersburg Joseph K. Herod, of In dinuna, Second Secretary or the Legation of the United States to Japan. A number or appointments to postmastershlps were aleo sent in, among them the follwolng: Allan P. Dickey, at Waynesburg, Pa.; Henry a Snowden. Jr., at Media. Pa. The latter Has confirmed, as was Mr. Grant, also. Secretary Foster, of the State De portment, has been Informed or the appoint ment of General Faesar Canevaro as Peru vian Minister at Washington, which mis sion has been vacated for some time. Gen eral Canevaro is one of the most prominent citizens of Peru, and has been a candidate lor President of that Republic. He was one of the leading military spirits in the last war between Chile and Peru, and made a gallant record. Inquiries of members of the Italian Legation elicit tho reply that there is no truth in tho statement published in one of tho Italian newspapers, or New York that Baron Fava, the Italian Minister of the United States, had Dcon transferred to Lisbon. Secretary Charles Foster said this morning that the financial flurry seemed to have passed. Out of the Jll.OOO.COO gold ex ported, the Treasury has sustained a not loss or $3,000,000 which would be, he thought, re placed before the first or next year. The Joint Committee on Immigration of the Senate and House, not satisfied with col lecting huge volumes of matter relating to Immigration and preventing the predicted introduction of cholera next year, has de cided to send a Joint sub-committee to Cuba during tho holiday recess to gather addi tional Information. The sub-committee is charged with investigating the character of immigration from the West Indies and the danger or contagion from those islands to this country through Key Went. The alle gation that Sonntor Chandler's bill will not nrevent Immigration from Sonth America -will also'bo made the basis for inquiry. The members or- the Joint sub-committee will leave Washington Saturday night. FEW PLACES IH WASHINGTON That Are Not Already Protected by the Civil Service Law. AVASniKOTOW, Dec. 22. Special Repre sentative Beltzhoover,orPennsylvanIa,who was Chairman or the last State Convention, says he has been looking over the list ot places in Washington held by Pennsylvania Republicans, and ho can find only a very few that are not filled by persons protected bv the classified service. 'I am arrald," he said, "that I shall have a bard timo in making my constituents under stand the trne condition of affairs here. I got letters evers- day from intelligent men in my district, in which it is quite evident they think that every Republican in office here 'will go out with tho administration. As a matter or racr, only a very fow are going out. Just now 1 understand tho Presi dent wants to enlarge tho sacred circle of the protected employes, so as to leave noth ing lor the incoming administration." 0EEG0N IS SNOWBOUND. Two Feet Deep in Portland and Puget Sound Cities and 1'lakss Still Falling. Portland. Ore., Dec. 22. Two fee of snow on a level covers ground in this city, and to-night it is still coming down. The tem perature is below froezlng several degree's, and indications are It will go lower. Along Columbia river the snowfall has been heavy, and reports from various points show it is still snowing to-night on Puget Sound. At Olvmpia it is Ave feet deep. Street car traffic is suspended at Tacoma und Seattle, as well as in this city. A W. C. T. U. Organizer Dying. Bxavzr, Pa., Dec. 22. SpeciaL At a late hour tL-ntght It is announced that Miss Anna Sbaw, daughter of Rev. Mr. Shaw, of Beaver, is dying of heart disease. at her home in this place. Miss Shaw is the State Organizer of the Woman's Christian Tem perance Union. DEATHS HERE AND ELSEWHERE. MMB. BONAPARTE Wtse. widow or the well known French engineer, died suddenly in Geneva Wednesday. She was an American. JOHN Thomas Jones, who made over 50 inven tions for perfecting the sewlnar machine, died a poor man la Utlca, K. Y.. Wednesday. James Ludlait, President or the Pompton Iron and Steel Worts, died suddenly or heart dis ease Tuesday night at his home In Pompton. N. J. Noble PniLLirs, for 3 years President of tho Flillllpabnrg Land Company, or Tennessee, died at his home In Hoosic, N. Y.. Wednesday, in his 81st year, Isaac M. ScniEMEHHonir, a prominent repub lican politician, who was postmaster of Buffalo under President Grant, died ia that city Wednes day. He was 72 years old. ALEXANDER ELLIS, proprietor of the Ellis Hotel. Braddock, died Wednesday, aged 47 years. Mr. Ellis had been ill six months with dropsy. ,IIe was an old resident of Braddock ami was a veteran of the war. On. J. Halbet Hunt, a leaJlng physician, died Wednesday at Salt Lake City. Utab, of paralysis ..r ,h. hMln T7n a. hnp. In IRlA TTm ,NU t A rtbeHnnt Memorial Hospital at Port Jarvls, and was nnui recenuy surgeon lor me x,rie .nauroaa. A. SlUONB, Indian Agent at the Belknap Indian Agency. Mont., whose wounding in tne Sunt with an Indian murderer a short time ago has been described In The DISPATCH. U dead. He had the reputation of being one of the best agents In the State. He went to Montana from Laming. Mich. Eva BaRBINGTON. an actress, died Wednesday in St. Vincent's Hospital, where for some time she had been suffering from a disease of the spine. She was an English woman, about 31 years old and cauie to this country 12 years ago. At dif ferent times she appeared with Com It & Barton's Oompany.'Bleo's Surprise Party and Tony Pastor's Company, AMATEURS IN C03IEDY. s A Clever Performance at the Sewlo'ley Valley Club Theater Debut of Miss Oliver Leap Yrar Tarty at the Linden Club The Gossip of Society. The second entertainment of the season was given by the Sewlckley Valley Club at their theater in Sewlckley last night. The play was "Meg's Diversion," an English comedy drama In two acts, by H. T. Criven. The cast was us follows: Jaiper Piaeon, a village carpenter.Mr. Glllett; Rclmd Pigeon, Jasper's brother, Mr. Bohrbacher; Ashley Merton, Mr. Tenor; Jeremy Cow. a farmer, 31r. Tate; Eytem, a lawyer. Mr. McCord; Margaret, Mrs. Theodore IV. Kevin; Cornelia, Miss Oliver: Mrs. NutweU, Mrs. Gormley. Tho pint, to condense a long story.is the dis ciplining of a willful, vain girl, who first trifles with an honest man'a,heart, and then fall3 in love with him. The play shows several English stajre types, the pompous counjry 'squire, the boisterous farmer, in this case a rascal, his tivo daughters, one trying hard to bo a fine lady, the other a rural coquotte, and a village yokel in a won derful waistcoat. The acting was a good deal better than the play, though the latter proved amusing for two hours. Mrs. Neviu had the trying role of the sirl who only discovers she has a heart when she has lost it, and filled it very accept ably, making a pretty . picture or coquettish levity in the first act and a pathetic one of the heart-broken maiden in act II. As Meg's sister Cornelia, who is being edu cated to marry the 'squire. Miss Oliver made her debut upon the staiO with much grace. Sho gave the right veneer of polish to the country girl, and especially "in a lovely summer walking dress in act II looked charming. Mrs. Gormley was richly and ripely humorous as a widow with lots or winning ways, and the only pity was that sho had not more to do. She received tho honor or a recall in the middle of act II. Mr. Tate was splendidly made up as tho old farmer and brought out the eccentrici ties or the character with considerable art. Mr. Gillett u;Rg unusually and admirably natural as the hero or the plav. a very pict- uieaquti arm impo3lDlo country carpenter. He made love with a real ease and dash that would win mo3t any woman. Mr. Bohr bacher as the man who avenges his brother'3 wrongs and gota no thanks had only one good chance, his explosive appeal to be abused by a man who won't get angry, and he put such force into that that the audi ence gavo him a very hearty round of ap plause. Mr. Tener was a mechanical man or methods, and quietly humorous in the role, and Mr. McCord gave a good picture or a country lawyer. The play was prettily set with new scenery. A large audience was presont, many staying to the dance after the play. The leap year party last night at the Linden Club, given by tue girl friends of the members of the Orlnda and Alhambra Clubs and Allegheny Cotillon, was an overwhelm ing success. There were 40 couples. The girls took the carriages and escorted the youn? men to tho clubhouse, and acted in all respects like tho gallant 'sqnlres they were supposed to be for the nonce. They determined that thero should not be any wall Hovers, but that nil she vcntlpinati should find partners, and there was the utmost care taken to prevent any or thern bolne neglected. Theyonngmen hadbeon notified not to "dress up," so they appeared in business and street suits instead of the conventional evening dress. There were several chaperones to plav propriety, and tho young rolks were enabled to give them selves up entirely to the pleasures or danc ing and flirtation until early morning hours. The wedding of Miss Grace "W. Ander son, dauzhter of Mr. and Mrs. William Anderson, or Wilkinsbunr, to Mr. Charles N. Hlghborger, took place Inst even ing at the residence of the bride's parents, Rev. S. H. Moore, officiating. Only tho relatives of the young people wit nessed the ceremony. It was essentially a family affair. The bride was very pretty in a gray Lansdowne gown trimmed with white lace. She was attended by Miss Daisy Lemon nnd Miss Annie Cannon, and the groom by Dr. Buvingerand Mr. Bobort Little. These four were from Pittsburg, but all the rest of those present were residents of Wllkinsburg and neighborhood. The young couple went strateht to their homo on Wood street, Wllkinsburg, dispensing -with a wedding tour. t'oclal Gossip. The ladies or the Grace Presbyterian Church took posses-ion or the old postoffico building, yesterday, for tho dinners lor the benefit of the. church. A large number of people dropped in from, the bitter cold with out to enjoy a good dinner, and theygOt it. Tho meals will be served again to-day. The little people or the Shadyslde Presby terian Church are anticipating much pleas ure thl3 evening. Tbey are to have their annual treat and a Christmas tree. Mr. Charles Stewart has prepared an Interesting programme or mnsle which vflll include plantation melodies, etc Mns. Jahison's home in tho East End was tnrned into a prettv bazaar yesterday for the benefit of the W. a T. U. Numberless ornamental and useful articles suitable for Christmas presents wore disposed or, and the fund of the union greatly increased by the sale. At 7 o'clock yesterday morning Miss Blanche McFarland' and Mr. John B. Bovar were married quietly at the home of the bride's mother. Miss Catherine McFarland, on Fifth avenue. Onlv the immediate friends and relatives werep resent. The Allegheny cotillon gives its holiday dance in tiio Jlononiahola House, Friday evening, December SO, and the Alhambra has set Tuesday evening, January 3, for its first dance which is also to be glveu at the Monongabela House. There was a spelling beo at tho Institution fer the Blind in Lawrence vllle last evening. The pupils showed leally wonderful power of memory, and it n as hard to spell any of them down, except with the most extraor dinary words. In Kittanning, last evening, Miss Sadie Snyder, or that place, became the bride of M'r. John L. Cowen, ot Allegheny. Rev. John D. Schwartz was the officiating clergy man. Mr. E. A. Hess, of Allegheny, left last Thursday for the East where he will spend Christmas with his parents and iriends. Miss Maggie McKinnie. of Pann, III.. Is visiting relatives at 103 Liberty street, Alle gheny. Miss Mart G. Ford is homo from the Glendale (Ohio), College, tor tho holiday season. The Hospital Saturday and Sunday Asso ciation uas lasuou. an appeal ior contriDu tlos MEXICO'S DOUBLE EEBELLIOS. Bandits Win a Victory, While 8,000 In dians Are Also on the Warpath. Laredo, Tex., Dee. 22. It is known there was a battle on the 17tb on Mexican soil near Guerrero, botween Mexican troops and re vo lutlonIst9, ending with a victory for the latter. Five soldiers were killed. The revolutionists, 400 strong, continued their march toward the interior. Whon lust heard from they wero within a few hours' march of the town of Ceralvo. The Mexican troops down the river have been given orders to march into the interior, and that no further trouble will come from th'ls side of the Rto Grande. Captain Oscar Eltlng, with Troop E, Third United States Cavalry, rrom Camp Pena, left San Antonio la-t night over the International and' Gi eat Northern for Fort -Mcintosh, from which post they will take the field in a winter campaign azalnst tho bandits now operating in the lowor border country. Dozens of families of white nnd Mexican settlers in the Sierra Madre country have been massacred during the past few weeks by the Yaqui and Mayo Indians. The two tribes have 8,000 warriors on the warpath and have their rendezvous in an almost in accessible canon of tno Yaqui river, from which they make sudden raids on tbe set tlers. The uprising now amounts to a rebel lion against tho Mexican Government, and although the troops have been endeavoring to suppress the raiders they have failed in every attempt. A Future Possibility. New Orleans Picayune. J Some way has been found Jto mako cakes without eggs. In time cheap restaurant put ter may be found without hair. . HOLIDAY ILLS. (WRITTEN IOR THE DISPATCH.1 The holiday season Is now In blast. And people arc buying with might and main. While holiday greetings com? thick and fast, Aud holiday sprees are the thing again. A smile CHO now tbe florist assumes. As he dresses his windows In raiment flue. And thsreln deposits Ills choicest blooms. Surmounted by branches of holly and pine. But different far from the holiday laughter, ,And which to the brim the bitter cup fills. Is the second edltlon-the past that comes after, Tbe much-dreaded paying of holiday bills. Tom Vicsxas, 1H2 SAMOAN CHIEFS Would Fight a Duel TTlth a British Iron clad, but Think Better or It Sah Feakcisco, Dec. 2i Advices - from Samoa by steamship say that the outbreak which started in October by the three chiefs, Leato Manga, Faancnel and Alo, who aro understood to be friendly to Mataafa's cause, has subsided, Cap tain Eourke, or H. M. S. Blngarooma, having proceeded to the scene with that vessel. The tronble ostensibly arose over tho net of Fatntazo nnd two villaaen on Pago Paso bav confnrrinff the title of Lolato I upon a chief named Tosiola. These vlllnges nuusequencryonerod to withdraw tee title on learning that a tribal war might follow, but this did not satisfy the party under Manga, Alo nnd the other Leiato, who, on the night of October 2., surrounded the villascor Ava, killed and decapitated four "' "iiujoisants ana wounaea many others, besides burning the town. Another attack was made on Fototngo three days later, and two were killed and two fatally wounded. The latter people fled to tho. IslnndorAunnaand intrenched themselves. Representatives of the white nations on the island sent Invitations to the leaders of iuo native parties to hold a coherence. King Malietoa's adherents replied that they wished to come, but were nrraiil, whlla Lei 5 ,tty refused. Ho offered to fluht the British warship ir the captain wonld fix a day. Subsequently he sent a party of minor cnlols on board the vessel to attond the meeting but Captain Bourke declined to treat with them. The next day Captain Bourke went to Pago Paso and had a conference with Loiato. Manga and Alo, who conresed it was by -their orders the slaughter at Ava .had taken place. Captain Bourke Insisted on a public apology, which xii made. The three chiors were then required to promise that until the Klmr's decision was received they would make no attack on Aunua and the ipeop.o or Annua made a like promise. Mftaaf published a letter over his own signature disavowing tho acti . .. .2to,u. MnnB and Alo and statins that his earnest wish was for peace. He claimed the Kinz and repre-vntatives of the three treaty powers had inflicted manv injuries on htm and his people, hurnin; their bouses and plantations, and puttln' bacK the cause or cood Government, bat stated be wns desirous of raaklnsr irlends with the Kins. The white rulers of the island. Chler Jnstlce Cedarcranz and Presi dent Von PilEaeh, however, did not at all correspond with tho customs and ways or the Satnoan people. "Tho way lp which those two Gentlemen are now carrying the Samoan Government," he wrote, "Is Just like the w.iy of a child; and again, their salaries are excessive, vet they donothlnmor thesoodor Samoa." It is impo-slblo for snch a small place as this to bear the heavy burdens of these salaries. I, therefore, make it known with all truth, that it would bo best for the two white men now on llnlinun to retnrri to their homes." SOKE CTJHI0TJ3 FIGUHES From the Late ElectlonKciorns Forwarded to the State Department. Hahriseuro, Dec. 22 Tho following gleaned from the official returns of the recent election in Pennsylvania in the Stato Department shows the vote cast for the flrat, second, seventh and thirty-second electors or the five great parties; also the vote for the various candidates for Justice of the Supremo Court: Republican First. Jones, 516,011; second. Woods, 512,972: seventh. Hunter, 512,903: thirty-second. Dale, 512,571. Democratic First, Elliott, 4V2.261; second. Bullitt, 419,253; seventh, ConwHV, 419,197: thirty-second. Conway (John). 410.24S. Prohibition First. Bateson, 21.123; second, Boyd. 21,306; -oventh, Fair, 21,254; thlrty-sec-ond. Weeks, 24,167. People's nam- First, Armbrnst, 8.714: sec ond, Boak, 8,196; seventh. Crooker, 8,201; thirtyisccond, Welsch, 8,183. Socialist-Labor First, Arlt, 9SS; second, Brandt, 834; seventh. Froehllch, 832; thirty second, Winter, 835. Scattering. 4. Republican majority, first elector. JS.012; nepuuiican plurality, llrst elector, 63,747. juu: lican, Brl Dies. 7.031: Croist. Socialist T.alir.r. sin . publican plurality, 01,291; Republican ma jorlty, 34,418. TWO QTJEEB WILLS. One Boycotts the Catholic Church and the Other Gives Everything to It- Boston. Dec. 22. The will or Asaph Churchill ha3 beon filed for probate. Fear ing that tho influence of churoh and clergy may affect his property, he devises a sixth part of it to his sons in trnst for his daughter Harriet dm-ina- her lire, with tbe express imderstandincc that-nelthor the trustees nor she shall expend anv part of such income or earnings to or for the use or benefit, directly or indirectly, of the "so called Roman Catholic or Catholic Church," or in aid or support of anything connected with or pertaining to that church or sect. A dl'patch from Louisville fays: The con test over the Till of tho late Mr&. Margaret Howard Preston came up this morning. Mrs. Preston left about $200,000 worth of proporty to the Catholic church, cutting off her relatives without a- cent. The testi mony introduced by tho contestants was to show that Mrs. Preston was a religious mon omaniac M0EE TE0UBLE FOB THE TBUSX, Another Independent Distillery Possible at St. Louis Soon. St. Lppis, Dec. 22. An effort is on foot to organize an anti-trust distillery in St. Louis. Dirrow nnd Trebusa. final agents, have se cured nn option on the old Madison Distil lery Company's plant. The trust has such a strong hold upon all its customers here at present, that many of them are deterred from going into the new enterprlso for fear of being squeezed out of business entirely. EMMA AND J0ILV. Most's last disgrace will consign him to oblivion. Barrisburg Telegraph. He was frightened Most to death, whereat Most persons will wish the woman had com pleted tho fright. Grand Rapids Herald. A woman has horsewhipped Herr Most. Sho onzht to havo observed the proprieties or the occasion nnd nsod dynamite. if heel ing Beg sltr. AS tho horsewhip was in tho hands of a woman, it is better, safer and more civil ized at least than a dynamite bomb. Balti more American. It was unfortunate for Hcrr Most that when his sister Anarchist got after him with a horsewhip thero was no convenient lied for him to crawl under. Jew iork Adver tiser. There seems to be no rest for Anarchist Most. When he isn't in Jail or dodging the officers of the law somo vindictive and ter rible woman is after him with a horsewhip. Chicago Tribune. Most maybe able to confront a theory well enough, but when It comes to grappling with a condition, and that condition an in dignant woman, he is doomed to dofcat. Chicago News Record. Most believes that every man shonld bo allowed to make hi3 own laws. Emma thinks women ousht to have the same right, and tbe law she applied to Most was a sting ins rawhide and a strong arm. New York fi'orld. The spectacle of Johnnn Mostcowhided by a lady momber or his party because he discountenanced tbe shooting or Frick is a little remarkable. Mr. Most may yet perish in the cause or conservatism. St. Louis Pot: Dispatch. Johann Most, the blatant Anarchist, was cowhided in New York by a female Anarch ist. Since he wns forced to use soap and water on Blackwell's Island, the dynamlto advocate's downfall has been gradual but complete. Kansas CiljSlar. ' Indiana Most Be Bedlstricted. Indianapolis, Dec. 22. The leglslativo ap portionment ease was finally disposed of to day. The attorneys waived their right to move for a rehearing, and the clerk was di rected to enter a final decree. This makes- it incumbent on the in-coming Legislature to enact a new law. Liberals Triumph in Guatemala. Guatemala. Dec. 22. The municipal elec tions, December 11, were extremely exciting, being marked by a number of street brawls, in which seven persons altogether were killed. The Liberals triumphed. Quiet has now beon restored. Conservatives, how ever, are grumbling. No Silvor Pnrchaso Act Wanted. Philadelphia. Dec. 22. A dispatch was' sent to Secretary Charles Foster to-day, signed by a number or prominent bankers and business men, declaring themselves iu favor of tho repeal of the silver purchase act. "-- - v - - ' CURIOUS CONDENSATIONS. St Louis exports quail to London. St. Louis has spent 517,000,000 in new buildings this year. The valuation of the State of Maine in Placed at $265,000,000. Kansas mines produced 69,000,000 bushels of coal this year. The town of Forsyth, 3Io., .is 50 yeart old and never had a church. A menagerie to cost 51,500,000 is being talked about for the World's Fair. Nails can be" driven into hard wood without bending ir first dipped in lard. The highest average speed attained by railway trains in England is 51 miles an hour. Pneumatic tires have been placed on. baby carriages, and are meeting with somo success. The theater at Bomelius Scaurus, in Rome, nearly 20 centuries ago, could seat' 80,000 people. Two hundred and eighty-nine bull fights have taken place in Spain during the present year. A Kansas policeman walks so little that he has worn only one pair of shoes in the last three years. It is stated bv an actor that the electno lamp used as footlights is harder on the eyes of the performers than either gas or candle) light. In the wine districts of France, Spain and Italy grapes are still trodden with the bare feet under tho idea that the wine is better. Black patches shaped like stars, cres cents, horseshoes ana even like coaches and horses were worn by the ladies of tho court of Anne. Marshy If. Lyles, a colored woman of Sylvanla, Ga who Is now over 70 years of age, started to school for tbe first time a few days ago. A Maiden, Mass., woman recently ended a letter with the following sentence: "I had 2 pigs. 7 hens ana 5 children baptized last week." H. H. Hogmire, of Fenneville, Mich., claims to have raised off a small piece of ground durinx the past season $3,540 worth of peppermint. A drying-house for lumber has been erected at Ottawa, in which electricity is the heating powor. This is the first establish ment or the kind in the world. A new marine light which will soon be in place near Havre will be the most power ful In the world. It will be visible at sea a distance or Irom 23 to 52 miles, according to the condition or the weather. Mrs. Mary King, 63 years old, a native or England and a resident; or this country fornearly half a century, was naturalized on Friday in the court at Mobile, Ala., so as to enable her to make a homestead entry. The Probate Judge of Cowley county, Kansas, has announced that he will make a special rate to clubs of ten or more who procure marriage licenses and secire him to perform the ceremony during the holi days. A veteran "Washington clab man who hasn't it on his conscience that he ever missed making love to a pretty young debutante during the past 30 or 40 year, now goes among his feUows by the sobriquet of ' -1110 Souvenir Spoon." The Fayette City, Pa., Neics contains the following unique advertisement: "J. G. Sanlorth, undertaker, 18 years' experience. In that time 1 have bnried over 2,000 per sons. My motto i3 -Live and Let Live. Good goods and low prices to everyone." Electricity, where unretarded by at mospheric influences, travels at the rate of 288,000 miles a second. Along a wire it is, of ' course, vastly slower: a perceptlblu period or time Is occupied by the electric current in scudin:; telegrams over long distances. Three years before the invention of center-fire cartridges the idea was hit upon by a nomad Indian. Ho had collected tho shells thrown away by our troops arid fitted a percussion cap into a hole which ho had .boreil in the top. These shells, which he in turn uiscarucu, testiueu to nis ingenuity. One of the professors at Vassar College tailed to put in an appearance several days ago. After tho class had waited nbouta quarter of an hour for bis arrival, they ap pointed one or tbolr number' proiessor pro tem.,and when the teacher arrived abouc half an hour later she found the recitation going on as usual. A novelty seen at a recent sale of fancy work wasa broom cover to bo used In dusting down walls and ceilings. It wa3 made or linen, the shape or the broom itself, and n as really an inverted bag when ad justed. After it was drawn over the broom shirr strings held It close where tho handle Joined the sprints. When Joseph Lynne picked np apheas ant he had shot on the mountain near Belle lonte, Pa., be was surprised to find that the bird was constructed on the plan of the Siamese twins. Both birds wore perfectly developed, and the connecting link was half an inch thick and joined them Justin front of tbe wings. About 540,000,000 is paid every year in Germany for the creation and preservation of forests; 200,000 families are supported from them, while something like 3,000,000 find em ployment iu tho various wood industries of tbe empire. The lotal rovenuefrom the for ests amounts to S14.500.000 and the current expenses are $3,500,000. Japanese men and women in their own country are distinguished chiefly by their hair. The men shave the crown of the head, wliilo the women not only allow all tholr own hair to grow, but frequently add to ic by purchase. The hair is 'usually twisted, and coiled In tlm most fantastic way. Tno hisher a woman's rank tbe more elaborate is her coiffure The Brazilian Government has entered into negotiations with the Mikado of Japan for bringing into the Brazilian plantations a number or agricultural laborers to take tho places or tho emancipated negroes. Companies are started in Rio and San Paulo ror the establishment of a line or steamers between Brazil and the East for tho purpose of bringing over Asiatic immigrants. If Kapoleon IIL was a poor General, he wns at least a first-class scrapper, and learned tho manly art when he was a con stablo in London. The Siecle says that wnen he was in New York a rowdy once pulled his long mustache, whefenpon the future man of Sedan palled off his coat, sailed into the fellow in John L. fashion, and knocked him out in short order. For this he was arrested and fined. Ever on the lookout for fresh markets, the New Zealanders have been attempting to get up a "frozen venison" export trado with the old country, the venture has proved disastrous. The average price ob tained was 10 cents per pound, and out of this all charges had to be defrayed. On the other hand, Scotch and English venison was selling at 12 cents. Russian frozen deer fetches 7 cents per pound on the London market, so that the New Zealanders will have to abandon any attempt at business In this direction. OIUGINAL AND JOCOSE, A poet's lament. f The poet sat in his dingy room, Death from starvation seemed his doom. Rejected manuscripts piled n!gn. At the slzht of which he heaved a sigh. "A goat, I wish that I conld be." Was what he said one day to me. Those manuscripts a meal woaidmake, I would not ask for bread or cake." rr wasn't self-saceitice. Every seat in the car was occupied. Tha motormanstopped In the middle of a block, and a lady of poor dress and large dimensions got on. A Willie arose, arid lining his hat. said, "Iik this seat, please." You are very kind." sala the woman. "Ao. madam. 1 get offhere." and with that he left the car. rr cnANazs. The moment vouroeichbor presents his child with a saaredrum.lt becomes to youonths instant base. CITElaTJIAS. To-day as I look, at my pocketboot, Andbehold Its empty state. I think of aU tne presents I've bonxht. And my busted condition U fate. Bat, glad I am or one thing at least, At present, that may stem queer, I reel like kicking my heels, because It only cjmes once a year. . S nMt