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THE PITTSBUEG DISPATCH, SUNDAY, DECEMBER- 18, 3892.
ADAYW1THR.E.M0RSE
Bow Be Keeps Close at Band
Admonish the Errinsj Youth.
to
BELESTLESS IN BIS DUTIES
And Encws the Talne of the Eudden Ee
pentance and rromise.
WOBS IN TAB TYAKB OF WEAKNESS
pranTEI TOR THE DIRr ATCH. I
On Saturday afternoon have yon ever
drawn an extra fifty or so.stnckit.deep down
in yonr pocket,
started ont with the
firm resolve of do
ing the town, and
betore you reached
your dear old home
found that time had
had on a skate with
you, and the dawn
of Monday morning
was the next thin;;
o& the programme?
II so, tnen you
know what it is to
waken to sober
moments with a
trip-hammer head
and Colonel K. E.
Morse lor a com.
fy
The Colonel
panion.
At the early peep of dawn you rub your
heavy eyes and lift yonr weary head, and a
love for ice-water, which unfortunately does
not last long, springs up within you, and,
as Ricliard would have given his kingdom
for a horse, you will be equally generous
and offer yours ior even a drop of iced aqua
to ccol your molten tongue. But there is
none sbout; so you 'o the next best thine
co to your vashstand and drink and drink
the half-cold and muddy water that is fur
nished us Inr the taxes our paterfamilias
pays. After you have succeeded in getting
the cotton out of vour mouth vou find it is
7.iru Tiai Can't Be Qucnch'd.
too late lrr jour ba h, for you must hurry
6onntairs, or elss lather and mother will
tup:ct.
Trying to Dscelve OneselC
So yoa reach for your trousers and the
familiar clink of the silver coin is not
there, su ' then you feel and find that your
little oating has taken all of your fifty or
so. bat vu are a dead game snort and don't
pHe a rap. at lent vou try to think j-ou
do-i't, b.i: you do yon know you do for
all the t'ir.o you are dressing you will stop
at riMtilir intervals and go through your
difiercnt rockets in the hone ot finding a
stray Iiii!; tud not Ending it you conclude
that ou must lme played" Ecuhen and
bfcii touched, for yon never could have
spent fo much on a legitimate tear.
Your toilet finished yon take a farewell
look in your mirror and are almost certain
that j oar eves will jive vou avav, but vou
have no time to bathe them longer, for
b'taktast is read v. 'While you don't feel
like eating you uiui make an attempt for
appearance take. So away you go to the
Jirt trving i.rJeal ot the dav. "The moment
you step lrom your room to the hall vou
be-in whistling some bright tune which
jou leel about as latch as a millionaire d5es
the pr.ee ol a morning paper and when
you enter the dining hall you find mother
and lather seated there, and stopping your
whistle you sav in a voice choked with the
Colonel and iear, "Good morning."
The Reception at Breakfast.
Mother, of course, tries to answer coldly,
but there is aiwars so much sun in a
mother's morning that it is impossible to
exclude eery bit of warmth. You detect
the fact and take courage; but by this time
lather's silence has attracted your attention
and you glance in his direction. There he
sits stolidly, saying nothing and sawing
wood, and every minute you expect him to
stop and hurl a big chunk at your head.
After you have disposed of three glasses of
water, refused your favorite breakfast
bam and eggs and told mother that vou
would take your coffeo without cream or
sugar, father ceases his sawing, and in a
voice that implies, "I already know," asks:
"Where have you been at?"
You do not notice the Congressional con
struction of this sentence, and by your stut
tering and stammering show that vou are
about to tell a gigantic lie. And right here
is where the Colonel begins to get in his
great torture act, and at -every word vou
utter he tightens the head screws on you
until your eyes bulge out to such an extent
that you begin to think that even mother
wil! guess.
"I have been," you falteringlv say, "up
on Slack Hill at Johnny Jobson's."
Checked by Paternal Love.
Father doesn't call you a fabricator, for
you are his son, but he thinks it just the
tame, and fires another chunk of wood at
vour head. "What were you doins?" Oh
If you could only see your face yon would'
sertainly tell the truth, but you cau't, and
go farther and say that you went up Satur
day for dinner and were taken ill, and that
Billy sent for the doctor and the doctor im
mediately put yoa to bed. At this father
leaves a freshly buttered pancake on his
plate and goe out of the room. But vou
have played your trump card on mother
and she be.rin: "My poor boy, how vou
must have sufiered. Why, I can see it" in
your face."
And she can see it, too, but she little
knows that the Colonel is actually kickin"
you in the head. You tell her that you are
ell right now, but she is sure your liver
needs turning over, and goes to get you a
pill or two. On her way out she stops to
kiss her "dear boy" fortunately on the
forehead, and your breath has kept vour
tecret. Left with nobody but the Colonel
to torment you, vou reflect for a moment,
and in that period resolve a million timet
never to do it again, and then start for yonr
t y
nor TKiMvwrx.
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What a Dandy You Jliat Have Bad!
office. Or course, mother returns and finds
you gone, but then it is better.
The 'Wreckage at the Ot3.se.
You meet the office boy at the door. He
looks at vou for a moment and eavs: "My,
what a dandy vou, must have had." You
remark something about his being fresh,
but he is an office boy and has as much
right to be in that state as a spring vegeta
ble. You pass on to the cloakroom, doff
your hat, and exchange your street coat for
an office one; and on your way out to your
desk you run acainst your father's 'partner.
"I left an order on vour desk Saturday
afternoon at 3 o'clock," he says, "with
-written instructions to have it filled imme
diately, and I come here this morning and
find it not attended to. How do you ac
count for it?"
You don't tell him that you sneaked away
on the afternoon mentioned at 2 o'clock, but
say that the orJer must have blown oil your
desk, and that yon will see to'it right og
rr
She Anyrdj Tels Tutt to Go Some.
"Ho, it's important," he, replies, "and
judging from your appearance, you
are apt to see double Ihis morn
ing." And, turning on his heel, he
walks off muttering something about mak
ing a position in the office for hi son at the
same salary you are getting. Without fur
ther interruption vou reach vour own desk.
and find when you get there a note from the
accountant stating that in your haste Sat-
urdar you made two mistakes in the hills,
and to be a little more careful iu the future
or he would have to complain to your
father, or to your father's panner.
Tho Woes of a Day a' Work.
This, fortunatelv, is the last you hear of
rast mistakes and vou settle down to the
day' work. You have been struggling lor
aw'hile at a column of figures, when you
hear your name called, and looking up j-ou
see standing at the outer railing your
tailor's collector. He beckons yoa to come
to hiin, and with afconlyou obey the
summons. "We are hard pushed to-day,"
he savs, "and can't you let us have the
amount of vour account?"
"How much is it?" you ask.
"Seenty-5e dollars."
You goto your father's bookkeeper and
find that you are already overdrawn. Of
cours", i ou can't see how it is, but then
your c es are bad this morning. Back to
the collector you go lull ot wrath and
nromiscs. You keen the wrath and?ie
him the premises and rcgretftillv anoT
eniptv handed lis departs. You are now
permitted to work along icr a abort time
without further annoyance. Lunch time
conies, but you are not hungry and decide
to libor through the hour to please father,
b'lt father knows your real motive and is
displeased accordingly.
Troubles Come Thick and rast.
Slowly drag the weary hours and thump,
thump, thump goes jour head. By 3
o'clock you are completelv played out, "and
getting "a newspaper you tilt back 3 our
chair, and with the puper to shield you from
the rest ot the office, you fall into a fretful
sleep, lrom which you arc rudely anakened
by a slap ou the back from the office boy,
who tells you that vou are wanted at the
telephone. Quakingly yon go, almost sure
it is a lazy collector, but recognize im
mediately the voice of your mother. She
wants to know howyou are, and then knocks
the pins completely from under yiu by say
ing that she is going up to thank the Jobaons
for taking care of you.
You drop the recencr, and tottering back
to your cnair, you press your throbbiug
brow and resolve another" million times
never to do it ajain. Five o'clock finally
rolls around, but ycu are now ntraid to go
home, and as you need a cheering up von
conclude to go to Cell's you're enz.ved to
Ivcll for dinner. You send the office boy
to your home for cuff and a collar, aud to
tell them that you intend dining out.
He forgets that part of the mission,
but you lortunately don't know it till the
next day; so after "spending sometime in
primping, if I may use the effeminate term,
yoa start for bill's looking tolerably re
spectable. One Other TryiDjj Ordca'.
They are all glad to see you exespt NelL
Being Nell's "steady" she is, of course, put
out at your not showing up Saturday even
ing with the weekly bo-c of bonbons, and,
too, from absenting yourself from the Sab
bath tea. These are serious offenses, and it
will take some tali prevaricating to square
you. You notice her coldness on the in
stant, and getting her over in the spooning
corner you ask her why she i so distant.
"Distant," she says. "Oh, I'm not dis
tant; my, no," and with a toss of her head
she straightens up and appears a verv ice
berg. Beaching lor her little hand, which
she permits you to take, you xay: "Oh,
yes, yon are; you know you are."
"Oh, no; I'm not," she replies, and, after
several more "Ob, ves's," trom you, and an
equal number of "Oh, nos" from her, you
find you have had time to prepare your
story, and you proceed to give her that old
one about "being called suddenly away on
business.
"But yon night have sent me a note,"
she says. And you tell another and say
you did. and if she didn't get it that con
founded office boy of yours is to blame, and
that you will discharge him to-morrow.
This arouses her sympathy for the office
bov, and she begs you not to, and you, after
much persuasion, promise to keep him on,
and the office boy never knows what a nar
row escape he bad.
Not Equal to the Task,
Dinner is now announced. As yon
haven't eaten anything all day you aro
ready for it Animated conversation and a
good menu afford you a bit of relief, and
your retusing wine gives you a better stand
ing with Nell's mamma;" but if she ever
finds out why you didn't take it woe b:tide.
Dinner over you return to theamily room;
and, as Nell hasn't a beautiful voice and
can't play a bit, you do not ask her to per
form, but gossip for awhile with mamma,
talk business for awhile with papa and
finally get back to the spooning parlor
with Nell. You appear very happy for a
time, but the lack of sleep soon begins to
tell, and you become very stupid. After
several attempts on her part to arouse you
she angrily tells you to go home and not to
come back acain until you know hoir to be
have, and then the dear little thing goes off
to bed and cries herself asleep.
"Very much cast down you wind your
weary way homeward, accompanied still by
the colonel. You reach your dear old
home, and find that mother and father have
gone to the theater, and for that you are
tnaniciui. xou Hasten to your room, and,
in less time than it takes to tell it, you are
ready to lay yoar heavy head on your soft
pillow and'try to woo Morpheus.
The colonel lies down beside you, and
after a little you fall asleep. He sees you
dead to the world, siowly rises, and just as
lie Is about to quit the room he hears you
mutter, "I will never do it aiain."
Turning around he smilingly says :
"Probably, but I will not take you oft" my
visiting list"
So sleep on, you indiscreet but natural
young man. To-morrow' tun will shine
lor you.
Betoiue breakfast Bromo Seltzer
Aota as a braoer JOo a bottle.
I) ft
SBL Hi l
The Grand Army Day Committee met in
Council Chamber j-esfeiday afternoon.
President John D. McFarland reported his
appointment of the committee of Ave lilcu
Is to draft a plan for the work of trying to
secure the National Encampment of 1891 for
Pittsburg. It is composed of Comrades
John '.!. McFarland, Chairman, Thomas G.
Sample, W. O. Russell, It. J. Coll and A. II.
Jones. On accountof ue Importance of the
work on hand it was deel ed to cull an
eirlv meeting of the new Grand Army Djy
Committee, and January 21 was the date
nxod upon.
'there as a long debate on the question
of increasing the Ttiprpteutatton on the
committee Horn each nost to four instead of
three conn ales, as has heretofore been tho
custom. The motion was flnallv carrisd
and the new commander Inr 1393 will ap
point three renresentatlves insten ! of two.
The increase is deemed advlalilo on ac
count of the linm-nse amojntnf woikthut
will have to be done If the movement to
I'rins Mie encampment hero meets with suc
cess. Unless something unexpected turns
up chore will be no fuither mnotinR 01 the
oid committer and tho next Grand .Army
Day Committee meeting will he 011 Jannaty
21, when the new committee will assemble.
Taylor Surprises Post 157.
A genuine surprise was sprung on Post 157
last Thursday nl;ht. After the meeting
was opened a commotion washeatdut the
door. The alarmed comrades were much
relieved toflnd it was only Comrades Frank
and Slas.of Post 151. The new comers q-iietly
seated thomsulvus as thnnsli on a regulation
visit, hot a close observer could see a twinkle
in their eye. Inn moment th Guard an
nounced D.-paitment Commandur Taylor
and Senior Vice Uepartmons Commander
Ilnssell. The hoys of 157 thouzht it was some
Job put up by Frank and Sins, and vera
much am.tzed when the Department Coin
mnndor, whiskerb and nil, umrched in lol
lowed bv tho beaming Senior Vice.
The tisitois were pieeterl with a grand
ovation bv (he comrades or 157, who hail to
aclviinv. ledfte themselves completely beaten.
Speeches wore made bv tho visitois nd Iiy
Comratlo Patterson, Ben-O'igli and Hell
vnine, and a Jolly evomnir as spent. One
of the features of the meeting was tho pres
entation to the post of an elaborate picturo
of tho handsome quartet muster, Comrade
II. L. llobarg. Commander Tuvlor iu here
ou lmslnes. and di cided to give 157 a Utile
surprise party. He left tor the East Friday
momh.g.
All May Be:p.
Editor G. A. It. Column, Pittsburg Dispatch:
Deak sin I see by last Sunday's DisrATcn
an effort is being made to liav e tho Xatioual
Encampment hold in Pittsburz in '91, .ind a
cummiltco is bclns appointed to see that all
pots in the county oend delegates to a
meeting to bf held early in the jtar. Now
how is It that all the postal in the Western
parco tho state cannot bo asXoa to send
lelcgatos. Surels' tney have the question
ns mnch at heart as any post in Al.cjbcny
county, and unulil do at much to havo 1 10
Xationa! Encampment held at Pittibunr,
and much good could be accomplished by
all posts reading deloatei.
A C'OMItAEE.
In arsirer to the above it mar be said that
the appointment 01 delegates from outside
the county on the Grand Auny Day Com
mittee would bo impracticable forobvi us
reasons, but tho (Jrantl Army of Western
Pennsjlvanla will doubtless be heartily in
vited to abUst in this project, and n flrst
clxss win in nhich tho assistance may bo
rendered will be piovided. '
Itandom G. A. K. Shots.
AitOTum proposition waa read at the meet
ing of Post 88 last Tuesday night.
Tun reception of General J. B. Swcltzer
rot Thursday night was a grand success.
Comrade B. J. Coll, or Pot 157, was a vis
itor at the meeting of Post 2DG Friday night.
Post 3, at last Monday night's meeting, in
A WOED TO
CERTAIN ADVERTISEMENTS FROM TRADE RIVALS.
0
xTTito icar v- tvtiie phenomenal c bucgchk of
Vcm&oumt6
i.n.6mirlca' contain innuendoes against it. and appeal to the authority of
Dr. SYDNEY RINGER. Professor of Medicine at University College, London,
' Author efthe Standard "Handbook of Therapeutics."
This eminent physician ACTUALLY wrlton as follows:
"From the careful analyses of Professor Attfield and others, I am satisfied that Messrs.
Van Houten's Cocoa is in ao way injurious to health, and that it is decidedly more nutritious
than other Cocoas. It is certainly "Pure" and highly digestible.
The quotations in certain advertisements from my book on Therapeutics are quite mislead
ing and cannot possibly-apply to Van HoirrtN's Cocoa."
The false reflection on Van Houten's Cocoa is thus effectually repelled and the very au-
- s - - J - . . .... .w., u,,.. ff.i.c t ccrj' rinusffjne lesiimomai.
And the attractions we have to offer for the Xmas Season
are many, sensible and beautiful, and last, but
not least, very reasonable in price.
PARLOR FURNITURE
AND ODD PIECES,
In fact, anything that goes to the proper furnishment of
a nice parlor. We offer also a big line of
BEDROOM FURNITURE ' 4"
And everything else in proper keeping. Our stock of
Library Furniture, such as Bookcases, Leather
Couches and Easy Chairs, never was more complete.
We have also an elegant line of Desks suitable for
Ladies and Gents. We carry everything that makes a
complete dining room. Our stock of
CARPETS -
Is as complete as the largest carpet house in" the city.
Rugs, Lace and Chenille Curtains. A very full stock of
' Children's Chairs in' large variety. Ladies' Rockers, the
largest line in the city.
A WORLD'S FAIR SOUVENIR COIN to every
purchaser of $10 worth or more of goods. Only one
made for each 28 inhabitants. This offer closes Jan
uary 1, 1893. When the first one issued sold for $10,
000 it's very hard to estimate the real value of these coins.
307 WOOD
ASH CXR,
N Bt Store open till 9 o'clock each evening this week.
dorsed Comrade Henry Sohultz for Natlur.ol
Delegate. (
Post SOC will send a delegation of 25 mem
bers to the memorial service of Post 128 this
afternoon.
Comrade O. S. McIlvjuite, adjntant of Post
157 is laid up at his home on Grant street.
Ills comrades hope for his early recovery.
Comrade Gxobce H. Cohsell, or the De
partment of Ohio, author of the "Fall of At
lanta," visited Post S3 last Tuesday night.
The "Fall or Atlanta" will be given all
this week at the Alvln Theater by-a good
cast for the benefit of PosttS's relief lund.
Post S3 will Hold memorial services for the
dead of the year at the First Christian
Clinreh, Arch street and Montgomery ave
nue, Sunday evening, January 1.
Resolutions of condolence and sympathy
with the families of Comrades Doberty and
Bayne, who died recently, were read and
adopted by Post S3 Tuesday evening.
Skiios Vice Depabtmest Comjiandeb W.
O. Kusskll, accompanied by a body guard
of comrades from Post 151, visited the ool
ored phalanx, Post 200. lat Friday ovening.
The meeting was a very enjoyable one.
Tuesday last, December 13, waa tho anni
versary of tho first battleof Fiederlcksburg.
Comrades SlaR. D avail, Jones, Matthews,
Uuok-, H'ibo and othprs, or Post 151, enter
tained their comrades with short recollec
tions of that terrible slaughter.
Post 1J8 will this afternoon hold memorial
services in memory of the comrades who
have died during tho year. The ceremony
will take place in Bev. Mr. Kennedy's
church. Arch street, commencing at 3
o'clock. Ten comrades have answered the
lust 10II call in a year. All comrados or the
G. A. It. and their niends uro invited to at
tend. The Widows and Orphans' Committee of
Post 151 has all the arrangements about com
pleted for the annual Christmas treat to the
soldiers' orphans in their distilcr. The
treat will take placo at the hall, 19JU Carson
street, on .Monday afternoon. December 25,
at 2 o'clock-. Ashort programme has been at
ranged, aud cuuirades and Iriouds are in
vited to attend.
At a large meeting of Beaver Valley Post
No 1C1 last Monday evening tho following
ufflccrs were elected: Commander, J. C.
Evans; Senior Vice Commander, A Garbor;
Junior Vloo Commander. J. C. Plumer;
Chaplain, John Cidoan; Qnartei master, C
W. May: Officer or the Day. Philip Crowl;
Surgeon, H. C. Watson; Officer or th Guard,
George Kibridgu: De'ogate, C. W. Majj Al
ternate, Piiilip Crowl.
The following officers were elected by
John A. Hunter Post 123 Snturday evening,
December 3: Commander, W. S. Gillen; Sen
ior Vice Commander, Y. S. Harris! Junior
Vice Commaiidpr, Neil McCaully; Officer of
tho Dav. Jacob KeUer; Officer ot the Guard,
John Frank: Chaplain. H- P. McKillap;
Quartermii tor, Daniel Shanor; burgeon,
ltobert McKillap: Council or Administra
tion, H. M. Lime; Delegate, J. Banks Hunter.
Post 215 held its semi-monthly meeting
Inst 1 uesday night and elected the following
officers: Commander, Philip Biowman;
Senior Vice Commander, Frank Case; Junior
Vice Comnfandcr, John Stein brim; Quarter
master, Thomas Fording; Ofucar of the
Day, Oeorgo Lord: Officer ofvtlie Uuaid,
George Moore: Chaplain, Thomis Robeits;
S-rgcon, Bonj. Kaus, Insldn Sentinel,
.MicliuU Hariler; Outsido bentinel, Jucob
Mooic: Driegute, Thomas Folding and
West McDonald.
Post 259 held its regular monthly meeting
last Tuesday night and elected the follow
ing officois: Commander, Edward Abel;
Senior Vice Commander, Gus Schwann;
Junior VIca Commander, J. 31. Kay; Quarter
master, Win. Altstnan- Chapltin, M. B. Kid
dle; Snrjcon, J. W. Wishart; Officor 01 tho
Day, O. M. Head; Officer or tho Guard, H. C.
Campbell: Connie! of Administration, M. V.
Smith; icpresrntatiicsi to depirtment en
campment J. F. S'aile, J. K. Becker; alter
nates, Itilils McKo..n, J. M. Kay.
A 30TEL plan or entertainment was dis
cussed in Post 259 Inst Tuesday night. The
comrades s,ot to- talking about the letters
they wrote home while In tho army. Many
or these letters describing battles,
skirmishes, camp life, etc., aie now in pos
sossion of tho comrades or are piocurable,
and it was in 'gestod that thev would make
very in teiestlng rinding to the comrades
now. A committee consisting of Comrades
Slavic andHerbeit wasappointed toaiiangfl
lor the reading of tho war missives at statid
times. The comrades auticiptts a great
deal of onjoymout 110111 this source.
The place to buy fine diamonds, watche,
Jowolrj, silverware, etc, is w hero you can
net tho best solection and lowest prices, and
that is at M. U. Cohen's. 36 Flfm avenue.
C ill and sen tor yourself. Our goods anil
pi ices will please.
TEH WISE.
STREET. 307
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435 3IAKKET ST. 437.
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BEirA.SE OF
IMITATIONS!
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WEIGHTY ARGUMENTS
Aro those that admit of neither mlsundor
standlnii nor contradiction. Such aro all
tho facts that we place before the public
each week. Plain truths onlyadralt 01 plain
understanding. We never compete with
others they try to do so with us, but lall.
CUR HOLIDAY GIFT-SEEKERS' GUIDE.
Solid cold ring, SI SB np.
Ladles' solid gold watches, 8S OO up.
Gents' solid grold watcheH, 415 00 up.
Cliatelaln watches, S3 S3.
Ladles' gold filled wutche, $7 50.
Gents' gold filled watches, S3 75.
Those aro only a few prices, but oar whole
stock Is Just as nljth in value but low in cost.
CASPIAN DIAMONDS
Vomited and guaranteed to retain their
lrllliancv ana luster or replaced Fir C El Sot
in sold cold breast pins, scarf pins, earnnits,
charms, rings, studs and bracelets lrom $2
up. Honest (roods for holiday sifts lor holi
day shoppers to buy, at
EMANUEL DEROY'S,
MS SMITHFIELD STREET
(Near Seventh avenue).
Send for illustrated catalogue. Free!
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VIEW ADVKKUSEMENTS.
SHOES
AT REDUCED PRICES.
2.90, 3.00,$3.90, $4.00, $5.00.
GENUINE CORK,
FINEST CALFVAMPS
- CUSTOM MADE.
LARGEST STOCK,
BEST ASSORTMENT.
EVERY PAIR
WARRANTED
SATISFACTORY.
433 ani 435
WOOD STREET.
406, 408 rod 410
MARKET ST.
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CHILDEEN TEASS FOE
DR. HOXSIE'S
CERTAIN GROUP CURE
When the j- get it I hey laugh.
Does not stupefy.
NO OPIUM IN ANY FORM.
Will cure croup quickly nnd without Injury
or bad effects.
TET IT ONCE AND BE
OOITTI 1ST OIEIiD
Sold by all druggists.
HOXSIE C. C. a CO.. BnlTalo, N. T.
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SERVICEABLE
And BEAUTIFUL
And to PLEASE
EVERYBODY.
GIFT
For the holidays we are far surpassing our own phenomenal attractions of the past After
several months' careful engineering we have arrived at a MAGNET that is crowding our stores
from morning till night Those fortunate enough to call buy our beautifuf goods on sight;
and sre astonished at the low prices.
1 T T THL S T ,
t
CASH, OR
On ET p j A I $10.00 Worth of Goods,
1 J 1 tj
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P. S. Store open every evening till 9 o'clock, Saturdays tfil
commodate tne woncing people,
SEW ADVERTISEMENTS.
WIS JL
Perfect Fitting
THEY DON'T COST ANY MORE
Than poor sewed ready made cloth
ing when bought of the
MISFIT PARLORS.
516 SMITHFIELD ST.
Just received, some special made
FOR THE
HOLIDAY Tl
Overcoats at Sis, S18 and S22.50
that, cannot be made for less than
JS30 to $s
Suits at $12, $16.50, 20 and $25
that no other tailor can equal for
less than J30 to $60.
Trousers at 3.50, $4,. S5, $6 and
7 that are -perfect in shape, make
and style.
And satisfaction assured by buying
your clothing at the
Next door to Duquesne Hotel.
Opposite City Hall.
TIE STYLISH OUTFITTERS,
516 SMITHFIELD 516
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AT INSIDE
I i J e" yi L " yffitmrjrxn'xrT
r.d we give them to you every dly in the week. Don't
allow anybody to worry you into buying so-styled bargains.
Come to headquarters. We have our usual nQeriiigi at inside figures,
ni the following figures will show. Bead carefully. Come early.
This means money in your pocket
TO EVERYBODY Our patrons are always remembered when the holi
days are at hand. This year we have decided to give A USEFUL AND
VALUBLE PRESENT TO EVERY PURCHASER, one HANDSOME
STEEL ENGRAVING, framed in an elegant white and gold frame, FREE
to every purchaser, FREE, for three days only.
S THAT DOIHT COST
if $175
For this large, roomy
and oak polish finish
Rocker, upholstered in
assorted "colors of plush,
that is worth and sells
regular for $7, for three
days only at
EASILY ARRANGED PAYMENTS.
50 Cents Per
ERING'S,
.
1TEX7 JsUYEnTISEMENTS.
CR.EDIT.
Fancy Rockers.
Over 100 Styles to Select From.
Pictures, Pictures,
ON CREDIT,
But No Fancy Prices. -
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' ON CREDIT
At Rock-Bottom Prices.
HOLIHMS
Too numerous to mention. Our
expenses are small and we
can save you money.
IBB B SE
F.P.THOMAS
Cor. Ohio ni E. -Diamond,
ALLEGHENY.
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LIQUORS
FOR
MEDICINAL
PURPOSES.
PURE OLD RYE WHISKIES
From $1 to $1 0 per quart.
CALIFORNIA PORTS, SHERRIES, Etc
At 50c a quart.
The Oniy Licensed
Drugstore in the City.
G, EISENBEJS,
Successor to II. P. Schwartz & Co.,
WnOLTSAtE A3D Bxtail DBCOOI3T.
113 FEUEP.AL sT., ALLEGIIEXT. PA.
Tel. 3018. Eitablished 1S33.
OC1S-31-TTSU
THE ONLY REASON
For the continued increase of THE
DISPATCH Want Ads is that thej
give satisfactory returns.
FIGURES,
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MUCH AT
ONLY $3.75.
$3- 75 fr this large, 03k polish
finish Rocker, upholstered in as
sorted colors of plush, that is worth
and sells regular for tl, for three
days only at $3.75.
$1.00 Down,
Week.
WE HOUSEFURNISHER,
CORNER TENTH STREET AND
PENN AVENUE
10 p. m. We do this to ao
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