i-r " ,iy Wi ' THE PITTSBURG DISPATCH, WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER. 7,' 1892. 'SRPJb; 9he BiMaj. ESTABLISHED FEBRUARY Vol. 74. No. aJ7-Entcrea at rittsbnrg Postoffice JvOTeniber, 1EK, as secoml-class matter. BCSTNESS OFFICK. Cor. SmtthBeld and Diamond Streets. lew Rooms and Publishing Hon, 78 and SO Diamond Mreeti Hew Dispatch Uuilding. rAETEnV AIIVFRTISING OFF1CF. J100M Ts, TltinU-NF BUILDING. SEW TORE, -where complete files or TI1E DISPATCH can always be found. TIIE niTATrn lon sale at LrADTNO HOTELS Hironpliout the United States, and at llrentano's. 5 Union Square. New "iort. and 1" Avenue -de l'Orcra. Paris, rranee. TERMS OF THE DISPATCH. PORTAGE rr.KE IN TUE EXITED STATE. PAIt-T DirATCTi. One Yesr.... S 8 1 Daily Dispatch Three Months .-..' :oo Daily PierATC.r. One .Month 70 Daily insrATCn. lii-lniliug Sunday, lyear.. 10 00 Daily It srATCii, IncludlngSimday.Siii'fhs. " JO Daily DisrATCiu Including Sunday, lmonth SO ErxDAT DisrA en. One Year 1,30 W tKKLY Dispatch. One Year. l S The Daily DtsrArcn Is delivered by. carriers at 3! cints prr nel or, including Sunday Edition, at I .1 cents ier wee lw REMITTANCES SHOULD ONLY BF.MADU BY CIIF.CK. MONEY' UUDEit. OK REGISTERED LETTER. rObTAGH Snnday lne and all triple number copies 7c: single and double number copies, le. J'lTTsBUHG. WEDNESDAY. DEC. 7. 1891. TWELVE PAGES HARRISONS CLOSING 3IESSAGE. President Harrison's closing message devoies a large share of its space to a showing of the growth and prosperity of the country under the protective policy. The President recognizes that this is treat ing of an issue which, for the present at least, is adjudicated against his party. He even directly specifies the expectation that the incoming party in power will radically change that policy. But he appropriately takes his closing message to mark the close of the protective era, and therefore im proves the opportunity to sum up the re sults of that era. His showing is forcible, and as a valedictory for the protective theory in government it is a dignified and impressive document In discussing tbe policy which is ex pected to prevail beyond the term of his administration, Mr. Harrison is disposed to take the extreme view that the Democ racy is pledged to revise the tariff on the radical lines of a tariff for revenue only. That isaccompaniedbyastrong intimation that the Democratic pledges require such prompt action as to demand an extra session. The views of a President with regard to the policy of the party which Euceeeds him can be no more than a per sonal opinion, and on this point he Is in error. While the Democratic position may be in dispute, it is pertinent that the Democratic pronouncement for an extreme revenue tariff was practically revoked by the Democratic candidate during the late campaign. The pledge of Mr. Cleveland before his election was clearlyfora conser vative and deliberate revision of the tariff schedules. There will be nothing incon sistent with that pledge either in shaping tariff changes so as -to create as little In dustrial disturbance as follows, or in de voting the next year to a careful and dis passionate study of the question how that Bhali be done. Such a course will com mand public support. The thinking peo ple, whether Democrats or Republicans, are not in favor of hasty legislation on the tariff. V The President naturally presents with some pride the showing of the reduction of debt during his term. He makes good the claim that the disappearance of the surplus is more than balanced by pay ments on the debt of more than three times the amount In addition he shows a better balance of receipts and expendi tures for the last fiscal year than was ex pected; but omits to state that the chief credit for this is due to the administra tion's very proper course in keeping the expenditures largely within the heavy appropriations of the last Congress. Future action as to revenue and monetary policy is calmly and philosophically re ferred to the next Congress. The review of bur foreign relations, the figures as to the growth of our foreign commerce, and the settlement of the ques tions at issue with other powers are all set forth in a strong light Upon the question of ship canals, both to the South and to the North, the message opens up some interesting points. His commenda tion of the Nicaragua Canal scheme may be accepted except as it implies the passage of the pending bill for the loan of. the Government. The opposition of inde pendent people is not to the canal itself, but to the proposition introduced at the last session. That virtually made the United States pay for it without owning it, and in addition permitted for the ex penditure a margin of $35,000,000 of the monjy of the United States on it above the engineers' estimates. There is also the vital objection that internal canals, such as that between Lake Erie and Pitts burg, should be built first or at least co temporaneously with any Government undertaking of the Nicaragua project The recommendation as to the bearing on our relations w.th Canada of a ship canal from the lakes to the Hudson river is one that is to be indorsed. It is by such projects as that that the advantages which Canada now holds in her ship canals are to be equalized. Such a canal would be a direct aid to the Ohio river and Lake Erie project, as both would be essential links in a national system of internal water ways. Taken as a whole, the message is philo sophical and well-put It possesses the characteristics which have marked Presi dent Harrison's state papers, of positive views presented in the strongest and yet most dignified tone. Its possession of those qualities is esnecially interesting in the document that sets forth the record of an administration which, whlIe"not posi tively successful at its close, has been notably accompanied by the prosperity and success of the nation under its care. caeeeess as to dates. The necessity for a little research in the production of historical fables Is pleas antly illustrated by the story of the pauper who died the other day at Lima, O., claiming to be the son of the first Napoleon. The story alleges as facts that he was bom in Paris in 1786; that he ac companied Napoleon to Egypt in 1796; that he was there captured by the Arabs, and atter living a nomadic life of several years came to this country, where he seems to have spent the greater part of the century without any exhibition of having inherited the rising qualities of his al leged parent Besides the fact that this would make the claimant 106 years old at the time of his death; that it tal him on tbeEgypt- lan campaign at U -nder age 'of 10, J and then takes iroup;D. acareer tracing of atfil- which woKid renc" opia rem lefritimato parentage wel'-nijih impossi ble, there are other obstacles to belief presented in the story. There is some doubt as to thcexict birth of Napoleon L, but the best authority would make him 16 at the birth of his alleged son. More than that, this story implies his residence at Paris in the years 1785 and 1783, while the fact is that in the former year he was' sent to his regiment at Valence. The yarn is not important enough to warrant much pains in its examination. .But tbe illustration of the necessity of more care in the construction of historical fables is worth bearing in mind by the next experimenter in that field. crvn. service reforsl The extracts from the ninth annual re port of the Civil Service Commission, as published elsewhere in this issue, indicate that.it is doing good work.- The efficiency of. the Commission within its all too lim ited range is a strong argument for ex tending its field of usefulness. It is satis factory to note the reported decrease in the practice of assessing Government em ployes for campaign purposes. And the proposition to make solicitation for parti san funds from such "sources in any place a penal offense deserves support, as well calculated to aid effectually in suppress ing the evil. Tne request for a rapid extension of the classified service, and a rearrangement to reduce the number of excepted offices, ought to be satisfied with out' delay. Civil service reform In which competi tive examinations and promotion by merit tend to displace the spoils system by busi ness principles cannot be too muchpn couraged or too widely extended. Amer ica is proud of the common sense and business instincts of its citizens, and yet they permit the National Government to be managed by methods which, adapted to private enterprise, would result in a certain reduction of profits and a probable consummation of ruin. There is little to hope from the "Demo cratic party, flushed with victory and pledged to the spoils system, in the wy of civil service reform legislation. But in bis handling of Federal patronage Mr. Cleveland will have a grand opportunity to demonstrate his sincerity in advocating such reform that, properly made use of, cannot fail to be a useful example to his successors and a demonstration of its ad vantages to the nation. MR. CURRIES METAPHORS. Mr. Bertram Currie, one of the English delegates to the Brussels Monetary Con ference, is pleased to disapprove of the course of the United States. Reports credit him with making a savage attack on "American selfishness" in the matter of silver, to have protested against making Europe "a scapegoat for tbe Yankees," and to have joined with this a telling and original reference to "pulling chestnuts out of the fire." All of which Is typically charming as coming from a Bank of England director. The Threadneedle street point of view is evidently that some one must purchase silver, and that for anyone else to do it but the United States would be establish ing a scapegoat; while for the United States to suggest that the division urged by Rothschilds, of half as much silver being purchased by the rest of the world as the United States is to purchase is de cidedly jug-handled and a gross example of American selfishness. The sug gestion that the United States must not object to be the scape goat or to pulling 534,000,000 of sliver chestnuts annually out of the fire, Is of course not selfishness. It is simply the typical British attitude -'an important difference in terms, if not' in the actual fact It begins to look as if it might be In structive to Mr. Currie and his confreres if the United States should stop silver pur chases, put its stock of silver on the market, and draw on the world at large for the Increase of Its gold reserve. Our English friends might then be able to locate the scapegoat more accurately during their search for some one to pull, not the chestnuts, but themselves out of tbe fire. NOT better fob RUSSIA. "When the Czar of Russia declared ayear ago that there was no famine there the assertion was generally looked upon as an attempt to ignore a great disaster. That there was actual famine in some provinces is now beyond dispute; but what the Autocrat probably meant Is corroborated from an unexpected source. The English Consul at Kieff, in a report recently pre sented to Parliament, sys the famine was due to the failure of crops in certain dis tricts, and that the transportation system of Russia made such a break-down that while people were starving in some prov inces immense quantities of grain were suffered to rot in the Caucasus. While this new state of affairs gave'little relief to the people who died of hunger or famine fever, it permits tbe belief that tbe Czar's assertion was correct as a state ment that Russia had grain enough.in her borders to feed her people. But with due credit to His 'Muscovite Majesty's desire for veracity, it is difficult to see how the position of bis Government is improved by the amended statement Indeed, it would have been more to the credit of the Imperial Government had tbe former account been the true one. No Government, however paternal, could be expected to prevent universal disaster to tbe crops; while the Russian Govern ment, operating as It does the railway sys tem, and exerting paternal supervision' over tne entire empire, must Da held re sponsible for the failure to take food from J the provinces, where It was plenty, to those where it was needed. No more re markable demonstration of the worthless ness and utter inefficiency of absolutism could be imagined than the spectacle of Russian subjects dying of famine In one part of tbe empire and surplus food going to waste In another. It will not take many more illustrations of the sort to convince the Russian people that a Government which cannot fulfill tbe functions it assumes is not worth enduring any longer. ONE "WAX TO DO IT. It is worthy of notice and commenda tion that the management of the Boston Theater have made a new, though it must be confessed rather faint, attempt to abol ish the theater hat nuisance. Messrs. .Abbey, Schoefel and Grau print upon their programmes a request to tbe ladles to "aid in the work of hat reform" and "wear a snvtfl bonnet or remove your large hat during the performance." Det ns hope that the Boston ladics'will accord a mote favorable response to this modest request than there is much reason to expect The female mind in this mat ter of the theater hat has shown itself superior alike to ridicule, reason, or good manners. Perhaps it is consistent, since female fashion, pays jq regard to the per sonal comfort of its devotees who Wear Its' i costumes, that it should exhibit even a calmer disregam lortnaiightsandeoHi- fort cf those whom it debars from seeing a stage performance. But the combina tion of bad manners and insensibility be trayed by feminine theater-goers in ignor ing all attempts to abolish the theater hat proves that the only way to secure a vol untary movement of this sort among the sex is to convince them that It is the fash ion not tojwear it Yet even in that phase the hopelessness of attempting to. influence the average feminine mind by argument is displayed j in tbe fact that really fashionable circles, namely, the aristocratic people of Europe, discarded the theater hat so long ago that tbe .memory of man runneth not to the contrary. No woman with any pretensions to fashion would ever appear In a Euro pean theater in an out door bead-dress; yet the women of America resist all appeals to their courtesy in the matter of thsat ncal bats under the delusion that fashion requires them to wear that obstructive headgear. Under such circumstances the managers who really desire to reform this matter will simply "have to enforce the rule of foreign theatere to admit no lady to the auditorium with her hat on. After a brief struggle the theater which main tained thatrule would "become the most popular and fashionable of its class. A FEW snubs can do little hurt to inch an one as John I. Davenport. But that ad mlnisteied by a committee of the House yesterday should bear some fruit as a warn ing to fntaro woula-be imitators of that ills. Two Philadelphia newspaper men are in1 Plttsbnrg investigating the economic meth ods which gave the connty its money's worth with promptness in the erection of tbe court bouse. They ought to be able to produce an interesting companion volumo to "The old story or Puiladelphia's new city hall still unfinished after twenty yeais of building and the expenditure of $16,000, OOU't These be depths of municipal misman agement to which Pittsburg mut never be allowed to sink. Some of Pittsburg's atmosphere was de-. posited on the sidewalks, yester&ay. And the resultant oosiness, as dangerous as disa greeable, was a strong indication of the city's unused opportunities for street sweepeis. Twelve Brooklyn clergymen of various denominations are organizing a clerical 'cycling club. The most interesting feature of the undertaking is a weekly ride of club members on unsectarian lines. There can not be too much association between minis ters of differing denominations. The more they see of one another the more they will have in common and the better they will be able to pull together for thoso things de sired of all. Those long-promised street signs have at last roaohed tbe stage of being contracted fori And there Is really a chance of being able to find one's way about the. city some time within tbe next 12 months or so. Canada's so-called loyalty to England means a- sacrifice of business interests to mere sentimentalism. The Unionists pro pose to sacrifice sentimenta'.ism to business Interests, and in an era of ultra-utilitarianism the outcome is not doubtful. Canada's separation from England can-only be a mat ter of time, and Canada's entry into the United States Is the logical sequel thereto. "Who the office in search of the man is embarrassed by tbe number of those willing to oblige, it is not half a bad plan for citi zens to help tho said office to make a suit able selection. Ladies who have not been selected as models lor statues at the World's Fair will doubtless find a source of consolation in the thought that a figure with sixty-eight points of symmetry would be far too angular to be pleasing. , Fine points are all very well in their way, but the human form can very weli dispense with them and still be grace ful in. its curves and movements. "Federal office-seekers will find Mr. Cleveland's personality a somewhat tin wieldly stumbling block, If be persist In considering public office a public trust. r The holiday carrying trade is getting well under way. It mainly manifests itself, in the overburdened arms of weary men and women homeward bound on a street car .which still bos '-plenty of room up In the front," when It Is carrying three or four times as many people as it has room for, to say nothing of their bundles. The message is an instructive, historical document, replete with statistical informa tion: but it can certainly not bo described as sensationally exciting. Senator Hill will do well to accept any $25,000 a year position that he can secure from a private corporation. The country will never do as much for him, and the longer he displays his petty personality in national affairs, the lower he will sink in tbe esteem of the nation. Whes a definition of heresy has been framed with elasticity enough to satisfy everyone, heresy will be conspicuous by its absence. And the energy now devoted to a discussion thereof can be put to more prac tical use. The most beneficial labor organizations are those which make a specialty of benefit or insurance features. Now that the President's message has been received, Congress can devote itself to business without further delay. There is an opportunity for patriotle and unpartisan action in this session, which it is safe to assume will be largely neglected. PROMINENT ASD POPULAR. General Custer's father died re cently, at the age of 83. He resided in Mich igan. IT is reported that Prince Albrecht has resigned the Eegoncy of Brunswick, owing to ill health. JIme. de Lesseps, who ought to know, claims that her husband, the great canal man, is 87 years of age. Oaklet EncnsLAN deb, of New York, is credited with owning the finest collection of antique armor in this country. Mrs. Stevenson, mother of the Vice Fresldont-elcct, is 83 years of age, and one of the b,est authorities on tho early history of Kentucky. "When the young King of Spain has been a bad boy lie is taken to church Instead of being nllolred to spend the Sunday in see ing a bull fight. Dwight L. Moody, who has been abroad, is expected back in Northfleld this weefe Doth tho boys and girls of tho schools there are to give him a concerted velcomo. Judge' Sukperd, the newly appointed Chief .Justice of the Supreme Court of North Carolina, and said to be the youngest that overlield that position, began business life as a telegraph operator in Washington, D. C. Dos- Carlos, the Spanish pretender, is discontented with- the Pope, owing to His Holiness having again taken bis old stand against a marriage between Don Jaime, his son, ana; Mercedes, the daughter of the! Queen, Begent of Spain. Miss Katherine Tynan, who plays a prominent part in Irish lttirature and pol itics, is a general favorite it Dublin. She Is engaged to bo married, it is nnderstood, to a ueniDer or Trinity College, but expects to continue her literary wort without abate ment. , ES-Govebnor Garcm-on, or Maine,, now 6 years old, Is a ratbjTr spry old gentle man and fond of horses He may often be seen behind'a spirited aJlmal In the'streetn ofXawiston: and' ho ha dies the reins with kill!- Twoifty.tbree hoi ses mabe found in 14rt8iwe. CAUGHT AT THE CAPITAL Kcport or the Civil Service Commission Acilvo "Work Done In the Lato Cam paign Soino of the BUI Introduced In Congress Yesterday Theories of the Third Farty. 1 Washington, pec. 6. The United States Civil Sorvlce cfommlsslon to-day made public its ninth report to the Presi dent. It shows that from July 1, 1891, to June SO, 1392, the ..whole number of appli cants examined for tho fivo bronohes of the classified sorvlce was 19.40). of whom 12,100 vasscd and 7,300 failed to pass. Compared witn the previous year this shows an In crease of SOS in tbe whole numborexamlned, a deoreasa in the whole number who passed of 526, and an increase in the whole number who failed to pass of .1,012. Tho whole num ber appointed in the year covered by this report Is as follows: Departmental service; 173: customs service, 161; postal service, 2,113; railway mail service, 1,199, and Indian service. 10; total, 3 9C1; a decrease 'of 1,131 over the previous year. Of political assessments the report says! "This is the' first time tho Civil Service commission has, in tbe midst of a Presiden tal campaign, actively Interfered to pre vent the collection of these assessments, and it believes its action had a most bene ficial effect, and that there was much less assessing done than over before, although It cannot bo doubted that us It was alto gether too much took place. In tbe opinion oftho Commission this practice will not be wholly broken up until it is made a penal offense for any person whatsoever to solicit a political contribution Irom a Government employe In any placo whatsoever." All Bests "With, tho Attorney General. The commission calls attention to the systomatlo efforts mado In varloiu States to collect assessments Irom Government em ployes. In all tho cotes it promptly pub lished the facts in full and handed tho testimony ever to the Attorney General. The comuiisnion declares that the classified service should bo extended as rapidly as practicable, as, for instance, to clerks and writers in navy yards, to the internal reve nno service, to custom houses with 25 em ployes, and to fiee delivery postofilses. The Nattonul'Lelter Carriers Association, acting in its capacity of a branch or the Knizhts or Labor, hns recommended that all Iree de livery offices be classified. The letter car riers aro just lllto other American citizens; thev want to leel that wben they do the work of tho public honestly, zealously and intelligently, tnev snouiu not oe msae tue sport of local political bosses. The commission also urges tho adoption of a new classification of the enstoms and the postal service and a modification of the rales, so that the number of excepted places and of places subject to non-competitive ex amination may be greatly reduced in all branches of tne service. The commission thinks that the exceptions from examina tion in any postofnee may properly bo limited to tbe postmaster, assistant post master, cashier, private secretary and per haps superintendent of tho money order de partment. In tho same way the number of excepted places in the departments at Washington should bo greatly roduced. Very serious harm. in theirjudgment.iesults from allowing the chleis of divisions to be excepted from examination, and they think that they should bo put under the general rule ana be appointed by promotion from within the sorviee. Somo Retaliation Against Canada. A bill introduced by Mr. Frye in the Senate to-day smacks very strongly of re taliation, and at the present time is of mora than usual interest. It amends the laws regulating the trausportation of goods by declaring that no mercandise shall bo trans ported from one part of the United States to another part of the United States in a vessol belonging wholly or in part to a sub ject of any loreign power, and suoh trans portation via auy foreign port shall be deemed a violutlon of law. The sailing of nnr foreign vessel from one United States port to another is not prohibited provldod no, merchandise other than that imported In such vessel from a foreign port snail be carried from one pore to another of the United States. The bill provides that the President may by proclamation suspend tbe right of carrying merchandise in bond through the United States provided lor in the bill in case the Dominion of Canada should at any time deprive the citizens of tho United States of the uso of the canals in tbe Dominion on terms of equality with Canada, ns prufided in tbe twentv-seventn article of the treaty of Washington. , It is also provided --that in caso any export or other duty continues to be levied on lumber or-timberof any kind cue on that portion of the American territory in the State of Mine wateied by the Saint John and its tributaries, and floated down that river to the sea, where tbe same is shipped to the United States from the Province of New Brunswick, the President mny suspend all rights of carrying so long as the export duty is levied. Third Party financial Theories. The financial theories of the Third party were elnphasizod to-day in a bill introduced by Mr. Otis, of Kansas, having the volumin ous title "To change our monetary system, reduce interest, fix the unit of value, supply the States with a circulating medium and for other purposes." The bill is amendatory to one introduced at the last session. It flvA. tlinftAllQi-nd tlia unit Af .!. n A At- u mo oned in the act shall bo absolute .upon its face and not in tbe form of a, promise. All money specified shall be fnll legal tender, provided that fractional currency shall only be a legal tender in sums to the amount of $5 in any one transaction. In addition to tho pro visions for f tea coin age in the previous bill this measure piovides that the money paid for the bullion in the Treasury shall ho covered into the Treasury as a part or tho 'general reserve fund." Immediately upon the passage of this act the Secretary of the Tieasury is required to have' coined all the gold and silver bullion in the hands of the general Government for any purpose; and to have prepared at as early a dato as pos sible $1,500,000,000 of paper money; alf of which gold, silver and paper money shall be used to form part of the "general reserve fund." The Secietarv of the Treasury is di rected to prepare an amount or paper money not to exceed in volume 50 per cent of the assessed value of the real estate of the United States us shown by the last census, then be held in the generat Treasury as tne "States Improvement fund," and only to he paidiut upon the order of the respective voovernois mid Secretaries of States. Any State may avail itsoir of the provisions of this act by Joint resolution 'oi tbe Legisla ture, and the State is required to p.iy to the United States an annual tax of 1 per oent on all sums diawn and retained (luring each year and to open and keep in operation an exchange and general deposit department at tho capltol of tho State. A Worklngman's Protective Bin. "A bill to protect "American 'Worklng mon." is tho title of a measure Introduced In tho House to-day by Representative Chip man, of Michigan. According to its provis ions no alien who is a non-reslaent of the United States shall work at any meoh nnical trado or in anv manual labor within the borders of the United States. Barter's New System, of Finance. Mr. Harler, of Ohio, introduced a bill in the House to-day that treats the financial question In a new way. It provides for the cessation of silver bullion purchases on January 1, 1893, and for the sale o'f 100,000,000 ounces of silver for gold. Mr. Harter thinks the continuance of silver, purchases would only increase the ultimate enormous lossos of the country growing ont or the act of 1878: that these puichases were destroying confi dence at home and nbroad and stand iu the pathway of national prosperity to-day. The cessation of these purchases ot silver would, ho thinks, cause a icnewal of foreign pur chases of American securities upon a large scale and the repeal of tbe present law would stare gold from Europe tonard America. Another Investigation Demanded. In the Senate, to-day, Mr. Vest offered a resolution reciting allegations in tho public press charging gross misconduct on tho part of census 'employes, especially ofenu pierators.ln.tho, Stato of .Missouri, who aro said to havo taken lists of voters for parti san use, and also charging that certain clerks of the Census Bureau had been sent to tho State ot Now TorK daring tho recent election, to perform partisan service, and directing an investigation of such charges by the Bonate Committee on the Eleventh Census. Mr. Hale, Chairman ot the Census Com mittee, eaidbo presumed there would be no objection to the proposed investigation. He could not help thinking that tho Senator from Missouri Had been fed into offering the resolution by what would be fouud to bo a matter of no substance. The great Census .Bureau had done an immense work with but very little political bias. jur. vesijreierreu io mo arrest of a census official, in Albany, $.. Y.lor an attempt to Induce 350 Democrats to go down the Hud son river on anexourslon and thus to keep them away from thepollsT Mr. Mitchell Does the Senator think that the result of the voting in New York showed that Democrats "had been kept from tbe polls. - ,,Ua Vest The -result la -How, York baa nothing to do with what I am saying be cause the attempt was nnsnccesslnl. This man was arrested and put In Jail. He gave an nssumed name, and I am credibly in formed that he has been rowarded by. being promoted and put In a nlgber and more lu crative position on account of his pernicious activity in the last canvass. . The resolution went over without action till to-morrow. FUHEB4L OF JAY GOULD. i The Financial King's Remains Placed In the Costly Family Slaosoleum. Nejv York, Dec. 0. At 30 o'clock this morn ing the heavy oaken door of the Gould man sion swung open and Dr. Paxton, accom panied by Chancellor MacCrncken, stepped upon the porch. A moment later the under taker and his man brought the casket qon taing the remains of Jay Gould from tbe house and lifted 'it into the hearse. Drs. Paxton and MacCrackcn entered the first carriage which moved to tbe front of tho hearse. In the second, George Gould and wifo, Harold and Miss Helen Gould were seated. Mr. and Mrs. Edwin Gould and their brother, Howard, entered tho next vehicle In tho procession. Tho other carri ages wero occupied by friends of tho do ceased and Ms family. As the carriages moved away the throni on tho street dis persed, and in less than half an hour the street had resumed its accustomed appear ance. As soon as tbe casket was placed in the oak case at 'Woodlawn cemetery. Chan cellor MncCrackon reaa the commltal serv ice of the Eplsoopal Chnrcb. The service was concluded with a simple Invocation for "divine strength for the afflictod ones." Tho kimple service over, the undertaker's assistants hermetically sealed the lead cas ket, and then, after the oaken cover bad been securely fastoned, the remains were carried into the mausoleum by four of tho undertaker's assistants. Tho cftno was rolled into the crypt Just opposite that of Mr. Gould's wife. DIED TO ESCAPE A OAHCEE. A Wealthy Tltusvllle Merchant Commits Suicide in Ills Own Parlor, TrrosvilLE. Dec. 6. Speci-il. Lehman Ulman, tnoleadingdrygoods merchant here, and one of tho wealthiest business men of this section, committed suicide in tbe parlor of his home early this morning. Ills wife dlscovcied his dead body when she came down to breakfast. Ho had shot himself through tho right temple with a pistol, and was lying on the sofa, with a pool or blood frpm the wound. slowly spreading over the carpet. Cancerons affections whloh Dr. Lincoln, of New York, had assured him worelncura able, probably prompted the self-murder. Ulman came from Germany IV years aco, and tho beginning of his mercantile career in this country was as a pack peddler. His life was heavily insured. IDENT1FYIHG THE SIBEETi Chief Bigelow Opens Bids for Signs for City Thoroughfares. Chief Bigelow opened bldj yesterday for a supply of now street signs that he contem plates putting up in the city. There wero four bidders Lane Brothers Bridge and Construction Company, or Newark, O.; Charles S. Watson, Philadelphia, W. F. Smith and the Essex Ennmel Company, both, of this city. Lane Brothers submitted a1 metal sign, while the others submitted en amel ones, blue with white lettering and white with blue lettering, all of which wero very pretty Chief Clerk BInzaman was given the bids to tabulate. Mr. Blgelov will uso several thousands oi them. FEAST AND HEILPEIH. The Lieutenant Emphatically Denies That They Have Fallen Ont. Philadelphia, Dec. 26. A a meeting of the Academy of Natural Sciences to-nlgbt a letter was read from Lieutenant Peary re garding the reported quarrels and unfriend liness between Prof. Uellprin and himself. He says: "I desire to say In Justice to both of us that our relations are the most friendly, and that the reports printed are without my sanction and totally untrue and unfounded. x nave tne nignest respect tor i-roi. jieu piin, who, by his ability and learning, con tributed greatly to the success of tho expe dition." . - -j IT BATHES BAPII3TS. Large Attendance at the First Meeting of , the Missionary Convention. . With the coming of tbe Baptists came the rain. Both came down upon the city in lively showers. Tho missionary convention of the Baptist Missionary Union began with a disappointment in that Dr. Banker wns not able to be present. However, pastor of tbe Fourth Avenno Clinrch l a quick-witted man, and had a splendid substitute in the f arson of David Downle, D. D., ot Teleza, ndlo. Dr. Downie gave a most graphic and spirited talk on tbe missionary work in India, dwelling at length on tho wonderful spread of Christianity among that people. A HIGH SHEBI7F GOES HUNTIHG. As His Sport Took Him to Africa, He Is Soaked for Neglect of Duty. Lohdox, Dec. 6. Sir Henry Tichborne, 'High Sheriff of Hants, recently went on a hunting expedition to Africa, leaving -the .duties of his office to care for themselves. Conrt proceedings and other legal matters suffered in consequoncc, and finally the courts were compelled to take action. To-day. Judge Collins Imposed a fine of $2,625 upon the dellnqftent High Sheriff. AGAINST SUNDAY SHAVING. The Most Important Question the Barbers Arc Wrestling With. St. Louis, Dec. 6. The International Barbers' Association met here this morning.' The most important question to come up is that of abolishing Sunday shaving. It has already been practically agreed to petition State Legislatures to enact n law looking to this end, and an endeavor will be made to enlist the sympathy of other labor organiza tions. The Whisky Trust Mioves Up Prices. Loui3ville, Dec. -A The news iOf the ad vance of 5 per cent In tbe price of whisky bv the trust leached this city to-day, and ex plains the purchase of 6,000 barrels or the qulck-aglng whisky by tne trust some days ago from merchants here. The Louisville whisky was In the way or making tho in crease in price. A Bace to tne Pole. Buffalo Express. Nansen and Peary aro evidently bent on having a lively exploration Vace. As on the track, the one who takes tbe pole will prob ably be the winner. DEATHS HERE AND ELSEWHERE. William IT.-Allen, Chartlers. Tbe circumstances surrounding the death of William H. AUen. of Chartlers, on tbe Pittsburg and Lake Erie ilallroad, or consumption, were peculiarly sad. Mr. Allen was a bachelor, aged about 30, and hid been engaged to be married to Mls Hurkhart, a well-known young ladr rctldlng with friends at West Chartlers, but whose home In Ohio. The ill health of tbe prospective groom caused the marriage to be deferred, ana on Satur rtavtliefipxth of sir. Alien occurred. Will Allen was wortb considerable moncr. His father's famllr were old reldent and well connected. 'Will from time to time in various enter prises. He latterly had been In the livery business with good success. He sold It to John Ynnkcr and some Plttsr-arg men two weeks ago. Hla worldly estate is variously estimated to be worth from 10, 000 to (25,000. John A. JUcAnley. John A. McAuley, father of John T. McAuley, Councilman from the First ward, Alle gheny, died at his late residence, "No. 353 Kebecca street, yesterday at 1:50 r. M.. or pleurisy. Mr. McAoley was born in Ireland 57 years ago and came to this country when qultu young, lie was one of the pioneer draymen fn this section having started in with the Standard Oil Company wheu In Its Infancy, with whom he remained -until the time of his death. Mr. MeAUley was one of the last to abandon tne old strle dray once a common here. He leares a widow and four children, three daughters and one son, John T. McAuley. who represents tne First ward in Common Council. The arrangements for the funeral bare not yet been completed. Obituary Notes. Da. a W. Siehaks, the well known engineer and electrician, -died yesterday in Berlin. Caktwbix JoiIXSOX, Vice President of the Tinker-Davis Manufacturing Company, died Sun day In Kentucky. Major Nicholas Vedsxb, on the retired list of the army, dropped dead in Washington Monday from apoplexy. Major Vedder had b-cn a prom inent man in the district and In Fairfax. Va. where he had resided since retirement from the army. A SUCCESSFUL INSTITUTE. Sunday School Leaders Discuss Their vWork A, New Kngland Fupper To Nlght Organizing a Columbus Club Tho Economy of an Eng'ish Bride So ciety Chat, The second day of the Sabbath School Institute in the Butlor Street M. E. Church yesterday was as Interesting ns tho first. In the afternoon those who took a promi nent part In the exercises were J. W. Walter Hay, Kev. Dr. A. C. Ellis, Miss Mnv Wight man, Bev. Dr. W. J. Rold. Bev. Df. J. A. Story, and Miss Henriotta WrUbt, of Bom bay. This lady, who Is now In this conntry studying medicine, has done a great-denl of missionary work in India, and she delivered an Interesting address on "Somo Phases of 8unday School Work in India." The even ing setslon-was opened by Mr. & Hamilton, who nng a bass solo. "Deep in the Mind." After this Mr. and Mrs. Hamilton rendered a duet, "When All Thy Mercies." Thore was Instrumental music by members or tho Oakland M. E. Church. Mr. H. J. Heinz spoke on "How to Attract Friends to Our Snnday School;" Bev. K. S. Holmes, D. D.. spoke on "A Child," and then the question drawer was opened by Bev. H. V. Gtvler. The closing words of the institute were do llvered by Bev. Dr. W. F. Oldham. Tho in stitute is regarded ns successful in even war, and it is believed that Sunday school work has been made muoli plainer by It to many who are interested in that form of Christian labor. Dr. W. SsrvELT-delivered a lecture to nurses at the West Penn Hospital last even ing. Thero was a large attendance, and the address was much enjoyed. To-morkow evening the ladies of the First Congregational Church, Alloghony, will glvo a New England supper, consisting of baked beans, brown bread, pumpkin pie, etc There will be a fancy work table, on which articles suitable for Christmas pres ents will be displayed In great variety and almost endless profusion. The proceeds of tho supper and lair will go to too Pleasant Valley Mission. The Wilkinsburg Baptists are to give a mnslcal arid literary entertainment to-morrow evening. Among those who will take part are Miss May Helm, Miss Emma It. Griffith, Miss Mamie Loveless, Miss Elborta Kounlz, Mr. John Mc lnskov, Mr. Charles F. Harris, Mr. Burt C. Taylor'and Mr. Will lam H. Smith, of Philadelphia. An orange tea and Christmas sals of articles suitable for presents are to bo held fn tho Wilkinsburg Opera House to-morrow evening. It will be under the auspices of Trinity Eeformed Church. Supper will be served from 6 to 9 o'clock. The interest in the permanent exhibition of the Art Society is evidently Increasing. Three new picture were added to the col. lection yesterday, and were the subject of much admiring criticism, it Is, perhaps, hardly understood, even now, by tbe pub lic, that the permanent art gallery Is free. Next Friday evenlnsfought tobe amemor able one In the Shady Avenue Baptist Church, as the Allegheny County Christian Endeavorers are to hold one of their regular quarterly open meetings there at that time. These meetings ae always occasions of great Interest to the Endeavorors. This one, it Is expected, will be doubly so, be. cause they are to hear all about the doings of the Christian Endeavor State Convention at Altonna. Tho union a few weeks ago elected Its new officers for the coming year, and on Friday evening Mr. F. C. Brlttaln, the new PreslJent, will mako his Inaugural address. Thore will nlso bo good Blnglng and a "Free Parliament," in which the Kn deavorers will discuss "What Christian En-. deavor has done and what it can do." Miss Ella Devoe, Secretary of the Young Women's Christian Association, is arranging for tho organization of a Colum bus Club. It is tho intention of the club to read up on the discovery nnd early history or America, following their researches to the present day, so that when they visit the World's Fair tney will be able to enjoy the great exhibition intelligently. They will not confine thrlr studies to their own coun try, howover, but will learn all they can about other countries, all of whom will send something to tho Fair, and nre, therefore, of particular interest to Americans at this time. Queen Victobia has set s sensible fashion in pet dogs. The other day she gave a white collie to one of her maids of honor, and the pretty, intelligent creature is now the lad in England. Anything is better than the pug, which for bo long a time held possession of my lady's boudoir. Miss Bebtha Fuhiieb, teacher of Ger man in Duquosne, will address the students I and friends in the chapel at 2:30 to-day. She will speak especially or her observations In Germany and her experience in" a months' quarantine in New York. Miss Fnlirer is a very Intelligent and observing young lady, and will no doubt Interest all who find time to attend. The address will be iree to tho public An English bride, the other day, set useful example to the American girl who Is abdut to prepare her bridal trousseau. She had $300 with which to buy lior wedding dress, but she saved $290 of the sum by hiring a dress from a friend for $10. She argued that it would be necessary to wear the dress for only an hour or two. and why should she spend so much money upon itt It is a recognized fact that a wedding dress is not of much use when tbe ceremony has been performed, although It costs so mncli money. There are plenty or young married women who have their wedding drescs safely put away, having never worn thorn since the momontous day. If the brides of tho. next year or so could be persuaded to hire them, Instead of wasting their money on newonei, the wives who have tho dresses and the brides-elect who expect to wear tlmm could each make money by the transaction. ME. BLAHS IS MUCH BETIEB. His Friends Expect Him to Be in His Usual nealfh Soon. r WaShixqtoit, Dec 6. fiTpecto?. Repre sentative Hltr, of Illinois, last nlrfht enter tained several members of the family of Hon. James G. Blaine. Speaking of Mr. Blaine's condition, Mr. HItt said to-day: "I am glad to say that the ex-Secretary has Improved very wonderfully In health. He gets around the house, and yesterday be went out for a drive. Hols so much better that he is saying his old bright things in his old bright way. . Tho fact ot the matter is that he has been dreadfully cnt up over the death of his boy Emmons. That explains his recent gloominess and sadness. Coming so soon after the death of his eldest son Walker, the Dlow was naturally a .very severe one. I hope to see Mr. Blaine restored to his usual vigor In a very short time.' An Historical Repeater. Minneapolis Tribune.! Tbe death roll of the civil war was not as long as it should have been. The man who fired the first shot at Fort Sumter Is still un 'pleasantly numerous. No Social Events at the White House. Washihotow. Deo. 6. It is officially an nounced that there will be no social events of any kind at tho Execntlvo Mansion dur ing the present winter. End of the Brussels Conference. Washington Star. Tho Monetary Conference Is in a fair way to do Just what was expected of It by a great many people namely, nothing. No Chance for a European War. Detroit Free Press; 1 If both continents are called upon to fight cholera next year there will be small chance for any other wnrs. r Horse nnd Horse St. Louis Bcpubllc InNorway tho Governmept runs the sa loons. In some other countries the saloons run the Government. " All Tammany Wants. Philadelphia Inquirer. h .v. It Isn't right to accuse Tammany of want ing tho earth. She only wants 'tue United States. . ,. . The Prophets In Their Own Country. New Orleans Picayune The rainmakers are scarcely honored, and aro .without profit In their, own country. ANXjXATJOK receuits. Moro Canadian Newspapers Join the Move for Political Union. Ottawa, Oar., Dec C.-5pecfaL-Every day adds new names to the list of tho Cana dlan press who call torn change in tho poli tical condition of the Dominion. A plagno could not have made greater bavoo upon tbe population than the inroads the demand for independence or Political Union has mado Into the ranks of the ultra-loyal Cans dlaus. The Algoma Herald, In speaking of tho depopulation of Canada, said: '-There aro over 1000,000 native Canadians In the United States, an increase of 37 per cent In the number of Canadians living in the United States.in 10 years, whllo the population of Canada in the samo period only Increased 11 per cent. This is the net result of 10 years' experience or Tory and monopolist rulo in Canada. What sense is there in spending public money upon efforts to bring immi grants from Europe Into Canada? More people emigrated from Canada in the past 10 years than there nre Inhabitants in that vast portion or the Dominion west of Lako Superior, and our rulers propose. to continue tne policy which is driving Canadians out of their native land at the rate of 30.010 a rear and to wnsto some more millions upon a worthless immigration service." Tbe Alzoma Pioneer, in discnsslng the sit uation, says: "1 he time has come for think ing men to speak, and probe the canker which is sapping the rtrength and Jeopardiz ing the life or tho Dominion. No one can denv the fjtet that a strong currant Is annn- ally carrying thousands of Canadians to the united states. Sentimentalists say they will all coino back again in tho event of trouble between the ennntrin. lint hfi tho republic given u any evidence of its desim to slay the L'oose thatlnva xiirn i-nlrian eera? Nay. They make. Seek to make, our politi cal relations unsteady and nncoralortablc, bnt the day for trouble, fighting trouble, will never come. In the meantime every city, town nnd hamlet in anada has sent the bloom of its youth and enterprise to tbe United Sts tes. We may extract all the com fort possible by thinking that our sons and daughters will retain an abiding affection for the land of their birth, but experience tells us that tney nre really active a-jents in drawing others aftor tlioni. Oar children people tho States, Americans control our rich nickel deposits and pineries and sweep our great fishcrios. The wealth or our nat ural products Is being utilized for the bene fit of American manufactories, while Cana dian enterprise in sawmills, minerals and fisheries shivers as if smitten with tho ngue." PENHSY'S ABUT 8,500 STE0KG. Tho Adjutant Genera.'s Becord Shows Its Organization in Detail. HAnnlSEtrao, Dec. 6. The records of the Adlutant General's department snows the following standing of tho National Guard of Pennsylvania: Major general. 1: brigadier generals, 3: colonels. 11; lieutenant colonels. d5; majors, IS; adjutants, 14; regimental auartennas tars, 16: snrgeons, IS: assistant snrgeons. 30; inspectors of rifle practice, 13; chaplains, 12; captains, 1.6: first lieutenants, 127; second lieutenants, 119; Governor and staff, 23: major general nnd staff, 12; briga dier generals and staff, 29; total numberof In fantryifflcoi-F, 519; total number of cavalry officers, 11: artillery, 17; whole number of en listed men, 8,530. KIPLING FIIIOS A CEITIC. His Tankeephobla Ridiculed In the Times by a Clever American Woman. Loinxm, Deo. 6. The Timet to-ity elves prominence to a long letter written by Elizabeth Banks in reply to the letters of Budyard Kipling, who continues in the Timet his criticisms of all things American. The writer tells Mr. Kipling that the typical American is found in the cities of Chicago and St. Panl, and In Montana and Dakota. Beferrin to Mr. Kipling's pretended sym pathy with Americans on account of the inefficient service rendered by servants, the writer says: "This is very hard to hear, but so long at Mr. Kipling forbears to Inttirh over our sad plight, wo will try to patiently en dure the illi thaf Providence and tho Emer ald Isle see fit to send us." ASOIHEB AfTHEXATIOHIST PIK2D. An Inland Bevcnne Employe Too Ont- Spoken for Political Union. Ottawa, Ost., Dec 6. Another annexa tionist lias got himself Into troube. J. Cos grove, of the Inland Bevenne Office, To ronto, has been making himself console nous by his political union tnlk. and lately. It is alleged, signed a requisition calling for a public meeting. In which he announced himself as stronily in favor of Political Union with the UnltedStates. The matter was brought to the attention of Hon. John Costlzan, Minister or Inland Kevenue, who promptly had" Mr. Cosarove snspended. That gentleman denies having signed the document referred to, hut per sons familiar with his writing declare that the signature is his. Mr. Cosgrove will be given an opportunity to clear himself if he can, as an investigation will behold. A Mn.LIOHAIBE'3 SON HI33ING. Humors of n Shortage and a Woman in the Case Art Discredited. Des Morazs, 1a., Dec. 6. The mysterious disappearance of Edgar Lewis, the young stepson of James Windsors, the well-known packing houso millionaire, was announced to-day. Lewis left home Tuesday, ostensi bly for St Louis or Chicago, and was ex pected back Friday, but has not been heard irom. He was head bookkeeper and one of the managers of the Des Moines-Liverpool Pack ing Company, and rumors were rife to-day of a shortage in bis 'accounts, although his iriends deny this. The idea that there is a woman in the case i also vehemently de nied by his friends. His young wile, a well known magazino writer, is almost heart broken. PURSUING THE CIGARETTE, Two Hills In the Alabama Legislature One toTax, Anotber to Prohibit. MonTOOMXirr, Ala., Dec & The Legisla ture of Alabama continues to pursue the pa per cigarette. A committee has reported favorably a bill taxing all dealers of cigar ettes $3Q0 ayear. To-day a bill was introduced to prohibit tbe sale of cigarettes altogether. The bill also prohibits smoking cigarettes m public places, xue penalties are uues. EXTEA SESSION TALK. Tire extra scsMon "is evidently a Demo cratic "extra." ew York Recorder. To call an extra session of Congress to re peal the McKinley bill would be a super exfraordlnary thing to da Grand Rapids Herald. The danger to tho country resulting from the McKinley law is not so great as to war rant tbe great expense Involved in an extra scssslon. Colorado Sun. Bctoue an extra sessiosjof Congress Is de manded let us see what sort of wild meas ures are introduced at tho coming short session. Boston Traveller. l.y extra session means extra pay add extra mileage. Yet somo people wonder whi ttle new fledged statesmen of the South and West aro in favor of It. New 1 ork P. ess. Extra session of Congress talk, like con jectures on the subject of tho late comet, is Involved In too much uncertainty to renaor It reliable In any degree. Kzrrisburg Star. Ojte reason why Cleveland will not call an extra session is tho impression made on bis intellect by the New York statute punish ing attompts to commit suicide St. Paul Pioneer Press. lx certain quarters thero Is a demand for nn extra session. Bnt It is not so strong or sustained by suobr arguments that it will be necessary to heed It, Tbo necessity for an extra session is sot apparent. Buffalo Enquirer. It Is not at all likely that Presldont Cleve land will be moved to'call an extra session between March I and the first Monday of December, 1E93, bv newspaper Interviews with politicians eitbor now or hereafter. Jio;fiester Union. FROST. There's frost In tbe air. The inowflaies surge: Tbe earth' In a shroud they fold; Tbe winds are chanting the old year's dirge. And nature turns lifeless and cold. There's frost In ray heart, for Joy. la dead. And tbe chilling blasts or ciru 'Enshroud my soul; whence hope baa fled. And leave me atone with despair. ' -XMonGoUmXMnmiatlelvMti Ledger. I CURIOUS CONDENSATIONS. Japan has 13,000 cities. An English ship has 800 electric lights. The State of MiHouri has 2,700 post offices. Uncle Sam has 2,700 ton of lilvel bullion. The unexplored area of Canada is 1,000, 000 square miles. There are now 150,000,000 copies of tfis Bible in circulation. .The population of America increasei by 7,000 persons a day. Krupp's great gun works at Essen con sume 1,663 tons of coal and coke a day. A co-operative laundry, to be run by women, Is being considered in England. During the short Italian War of 1859 63,000 men fell on the field of battle or died in tbe hospitals. The Bomans were so benefited by tho first barber tbat came to their city that they erected a statuo to his memory. Horses are so plentiful in Buenos Ayre ihat everybody has at least one. It U said tbat even the beggars beg on horseback. The Greek Government has voted 300,. 000 drachmas to be expended on tho re production of antique works of art for tho World's Fair. There are 109,000 locomotives in tha world; 63,000 of them run in Europe, 0,000 in America. 3,300 In Asia, 2,000 in Australia and 700 in Africa. Mineralogists now exploring Northern Thibet claim to have discovered valuable mines of gold and many varieties of the richest precious stones. The Imperial Cholera Commission la Germany announces its discovery that wlno claret or hock will kill the bacilli of chol era in a few minutes. Tea will kill thorn la an hour. The scientific commission, appointed for the purpose of selecting arsite for a new capital for Brazil, includes five civil engi neers, two astronomers, a naturalist and an export In hygiene. A daughter of a resident of Coos Bar, Ore., is said to Tiave been born on the day Cleveland was elected in 1831, and she is re ported to have died on November 8, the day Cleveland was elcctod this year. An old land mark recently disappeared at Xeosho, Mc, by tho tearing down of tho old Masonic bnildlng in which the ordl nnrce of secession was passed intended to take Missouri out of the Union. A portable sundial is not an uncommon object in Spanish shops, andit Is still in cur rent nse in Spain. At Burros no less than throe different kind aro offered for sale at prices varying from 9 to 17 cents. Zinc miners at Webb City, Wis., havo noticed lately that a shaft they were dlz-ein- has been growing hotter. At a denth of 163 feet the other day they had to stop work, as flames burst turoughinto the shaft. Two deaths during fencing bouts have occurred in Francs' through the foils pene trating mask that had been bene and re. paired. A fenclnir master stronsly urges fencers never to have masks repaired after being once broken. Burial at sea is to be abolished for those who have money to pty for the trans portation of their remains in case of death on board ship. Air-tiiht steel caskets for the transportation of bod lei are now a part of the equipment of all the best steamers. The basis ot Dickens' "Jarndyce versus Jarndyce," tho famous Jennens' case, in which claim is laid to one-half ti.-- ground Birmingham, has boen reonend. The prop erty was valued at nearly $10,000,000 30 years ago, and is immensely more valuablo now. A valuable collection of fossiU, min eral's and shells, comprising several thou sand specimens, and particularly rich in sneclmeni from tho carDonlfernn forma tion, ha-" Jnst been presented to ta Univer sity Collezo of North Wales by Mr. Evan Roberts, of Manchester. On the bank of the Biver Nana, be tween BInren andCoblentz. there Is an echo capaulo of repeating a "entence 17alfferent times, i A peculiarity of this echo is that, nlthonzh the original word or sentence be nttered in a whisper, yet the volnmo of tho sound increases many joius in me ecno. ; One oi the first effects of introducing Parliaments into Japan has boon to stimu late inventors to discover some means of doing away with lobby divisions. Pro'. Zamakawa, oftho University of Tokio, hag devised an electrical machine hy which each member can record bis ote without leaving his seat. Probably the smallest electric light in stallation In the world Is to be found in tha little village of Bremen, near Dormbach, in Thnrinsla. It comprises a single arc lamp Installed in the church, tbe lamp being operated when requirod bra small dynamo nrransed in the village mlU, and driven by the mill wheel. Bartel Garetji, a woman of Copenha gen, had a beard reaching to her waist. Charles XII. of Sweden had a female grena dier in his army who possessed the beard as well as the courage of a man. Margaret, Duchess of Austria and Governess of tha Netherlands, had a lane, wiry, stiff beard, of which she was very proud. As a proof of the manner in which tho civilization of the West 13 seizing hold on Japan and all that is Japanese, it is stated that in a privato mission school in the town of Klota there are 400 Japanese women. Ten years ago the fathers or these girls looked upon them as slaves, or at Dest up per servants. Now they strain every nervo to give them a liberal education. The inhabitants of the JIarian Islands, which were discovered as late as 1531, had no idea of fire or its nses. Their astonish ment knew no bounds when they saw it ap plied to wood, most of them supposing it to be some kind of an animal which the sailors had brought with thnm, nnd which must ba fed on wood! To this day they designate It by a term which signifies "wood-eater." The hair of the ordinary doll is made from tho hair of tho Angora sont. This product is controlled by an English syndi cate, and Is valued at $40,00o,000a. year. After the hair i3 prepared it is sent to Munich and made into wins by girls. Human hair is used only for what are known as the "last dolls," that i, dolls for big girls, who like to do up their doll's hair in the latest style. A fossil elephant has been discovered ten kilometers from Briondo, in Franco, on the slope of an old volcano, the Seneze, which rises from the central plain. Itis tbo skeleton of an Elepha3 Meridionalls, and is nearly entire. Active volcanoes, so destruc tive o'f life, are sometimes good preservers or animal remains, as, for example, at Pom peii, where the fine ash kept the object irom being washed away. ORIGINAL AND JOCOSE. THE OPEKA QCEIX. Pair as the rose ere the mornins dew . Has passed from its petal of white; Bright as the tranquil, fickle nioou. Making radiant day of night. Statuesque bearing: beautiful (towns. Like plumage of paradise birds. "Add, to yon beauty, oh Queen of the sta(. And bring us to hear yon In herds. Clear Is the note ofthe nlgntlngale. On its sweetness, my, how we dote: But richer far are the 1 and three 0's, Which we're told is your weekly note. A 8ATI30 IDEA. "I don't know what to give my wife foi Christmas." ... "Why don't you do lite my wife and inavt done?" "What's that?" "Paired off. AWD THE BEST OJ" THE WOULD, TOO. "We're two degrees ahead of Chicago." "What do you mean!" "They hare the World's Pair, but take a wan on Fifth avenue any afternoon and you'll see -m bare the world's fairest." QUITE XXPERrEtCED. "So, yon want a position? Have yot evar had any experience la my line ot buslnessr asked the liam merchant. "Yes. sir; I've managed bum actors all my life.' trSTOBTUXATt "Bepentyeoftheput This very day; Think ye of the mtare., The preachers sayv Alas. I can't do either, I haven't got a cent. And tbat fact keeps me thinking Ofthe (ottdaj) present. CESxf