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An impressive illustration of Hie evil ef fects of unregulated immigration, and one that comes near home, is given in a special article which appears in to-day's Dis patch. The assertion that a large pre ponderance of the crimes in Allegheny county are shown to be among the foreign born population vrill strike everyone as an exceedingly cogent fact. The corre lated facts with regard to the additions made to our pauperism from the same source amount to a powerful demonstra tion of the necessity of effective regula tion. Of course such facts as these convey no imputation on the foreign-born citizens of energy, industry and intelligence. The United States have by experiment on the grandest scale demonstrated the immense gam that can be made to a new nation's progress by extending a welcoming hand to immigrants of that class. But when the liberality of that policy leads to abuses it is time to impose a check on them. The work of organizations in different parts of Europe, whose func tion it is to secure the deportation from these countries of criminals and paupers, is the most emphatic exponent of the need of action on the part of our Gov ernment Its effect :s emphasized when we find Germany trying to frame meas ures to keep her desirable citizens at home. The net expression of the European de sire that the United States shall' obljr re eeh e immigrants of the class that swells our totals of vice, pauperism and crime, is exceedingly conclusive as to our course. Such facts as these leave no room for discussion that the time has come for the United States to establish strict and ef fective regu'ations of immigration, with regard to the character of the immigrant As to the details of such regulation there may be wide room for debate; but The Dispatch is firmly of opinion that in spection and examination in the foreign lands, whence the immigrants start, is. the ultimate and complete solution. A REFRESHING BEQUEST. A refreshing example of the manner in which the Bell Telephone Company's mo nopoly is defended was presented in the United States Courts the other day. In the suit of the Government against the company the latter's attorneys asked for more time to take testimony and coolly requested that the extension of time be till November 4, 1893. The court thought that there should be some limits to the game of procrastination and was not quite prepared to give them au entire year -at a Jump, but granted them three months. At this rate it is easily to be foretold that the patents will run out before these pro ceedings are brought to a judgment, The prospect of any material benefit to the public from this suit is by no means encouraging. But the case of the Bell telephone Company should afford suffi cient reason for Congress at this session to pass a bill putting an end to the fraud of prolonging a monopoly indefinitely by .means of fictitious Interference proceed ings in the Patent Office. The favorite method of extending the telephone mo nopoly has been by interference disputes between patents both of which are owned by the same company. It is a scandal that such fraudulent suits have already been permitted to drag over the course of years, but with the prominence "which has been given to this method of using the patent laws to prejudice public Interest, it will be b greater scandal if Congress permits it to go unremedied. THE LAUREATE ISSUE. An interesting symposium of opinions from a large number of writers on the question of a poet laureate for the United States finds a place in The Dispatch to day. It will"be seen on perusal that the variety of views which might be expected, takes place from utter disapproval to en thusiastic uidorsement with the usual scope of nominations from Oliver 'Went dell Holmes to the Sweet Singer of Mich igan. The supporters of the poet laureate idea fail to appreciate the fact which one of the opponents brings out that" no laureate could occupy the position permanently. The place must from its nature be one of the spoils of a national campaign. Civil Eervice reform in Its most extreme scope could not claim It It would be a politi cal office more Indisputably that the Cab inet offices. It is clear that the poet who indited a panegyric to Mr. Harrison could not be allowed the poetic license of turn ing around and constructing an ode to Mr. Cleveland on his inauguration. Nor could the muso which had prompted an economic lync on the benefits of the Mc K'nley bill easily reverse its machine to produce blank verse on the advantages of a revision of the tariff on the Calhoun plank. The conclusion Is pUlii therefore; that each change of party BaUft . new laureate; and, of course t -eraust go to the verse-maker who t 'tea the most successful campaign poetry. We need not go into the harrowing details of a poetic competition with the laureateship for a prize, such as the New Torld World Inflicted on itself and its readers during the last campaign. That would not afford the principle of selection. The origina tors of those campaign rhymes which im press themselves on the public mind, so that they are heard all over the land while the craze lasts,are the ones who would get. tKift vilnTn Time TVnfrfr fTOTllne. ffWphn produced that chaste and classia verse could claim priority: Grover, Grover, Four years more of Grover. In we go, out they go. Then we'll be in clover. The terse, forcible and comprehensive expression of the whole situation in these lines marki the author as the man whom political selection would make the poet laureate. Moreover, In the absence of definite information, the opinion is well founded that he would be a better, because less wordy, laureate than many of Eng land's official verse-makers. PLATFOKMS IN ORDER. It must occur to a good many that in place of what the politicians think of this or that candidate for city office or how many delegates one or another can con trol In a convention or speculation of any sort upon personal or factional or even partisan politics there would be a sharp Interest in learning what views or projects, if any, the various aspirants may have that would be of benefit to this town and its people. Wisdom, enterprise and the various forms of intelligence are as useful in city government as in the direction of private concerns. The city in whose government these factors predominate will have its in terests advanced. Where they are miss ing, their absence will be felt These truths are so plain that it seems useless to repeat them yet the fact is that city offices are too usually regarded as the means of satisfying personal ambition or as prizes among politicians. If the canvass now approaching is to turn upon the latter consideration it will elicit smalt interest If, on the other hand, it shall be made to comprise con sideration of the policies and projects which will not only give Pittsburg the best ffovernment, but also most promote Its industrial interests, everybody will feel concerned. Any candidate for Mayor who has the wit to devise plans or outline ideas of palpable benefit to the commu nity, and who has the character and force to present them as a platform, will win thousands of votes from the people who would go in doubt to the polls, if they even did so much, in a mere contest as be tween Individuals for the name and the emoluments of the office. - . As party names and differences count for little in municipal elections cer tainly for next to nothing in Pittsburg The Disiatch would suggest to the various gentlemen who have the Mayor alty bee in their bonnets to let the public know their platforms. Other things equal, the man with the most attractive platform will have much the best chance of being elected. BESOTTED CLEMENCY. It was supposed that when a West Vir ginia Judge was beguiled into affixing his signature to a petition that he himself should be taken into the public square and burned at the stake, that the utmost possi bility was attained, of the proneness of people to sign potitions just because they are asked. Yet the assertion that a peti tion for the pardon of the men nnder sen tence for ballot frauds In Jersey City, has been signed by hundreds of the best citi zens, including ten clercymen.Tery nearly equals if it does not surpass it in the ex hibition of the same quality. For here are hundreds of men allege to be interested in good Government and morality, who have been wheedled into signing petitions that no man can sign consistently, with a desire for popular Government or political honesty. The men under sentence were persistent and defiant perpetrators of frauds on the ballot which made honest Government im possible. They only presented themselves for sentence because they did believe that the Judge dared not send them to prison. To pardon them at the very beginning of their sentence w ouid be to proclaim that frauds on the ballot can be committed with im punity. Yet we are told that respectable men and teachers of morality are signing a petition which practically means that the last protection for an honest ballot be utterly nullified! Yet we need not look to the petitioning abuse exclusively for Illustrations of the proneness to extend indemnity to notori ous and deliberate offenders. The recent pardons of Simmons, the bmk wrecker, and his associate, was an equally flagrant example. These men employpd the ma chinery of the stock market to get con trol of banks for the express purpose of wrecking them. The burglars who blow open bank safes at night, or the outlaws who enter them in daylight and over power the clerks, do not attempt more de liberate or lawless robbery than these men. Upon what mistaken idea of clem ency, or on what misrepresentations the executive pardon was founded, has not been made public; butit would do less barm to proclaim that gangs like the Dai tons or the Youngers shall go unpunished, than to make it clear that clemency is ready for robbers of the Simmons type. It should be clearly understood that there are two classes of offenders which thi3 country cannot afford to have en dowed with immunity. One is composed of the ballot box thieves, who undermine the very foundation of popular govern ment The otherconsists of the men who reduce business transactions to the science of deliberate robbery. A SHALLOW EVASION. A sample of the way In which either ignorance or misrepresentation beclouds the real question Involved in combinations to suppress competition is afforded by a recent editorialin the New York Becorder. That journal argues that industrial prog ress is due to the freedom of capital to combine for industrial development It also refers to the oldprejudice in England against the formation of corporations as identical with prejudice against the pres ent form of trusts. No intelligent opponent of the trust policy has ever objected to the freedom of capital to organize itself into corporations for the development or increase of indus trial operation. Whether it is fifty millions to build a railroad, or half a million to build a steel an HI, the widest liberty is af forded by our laws. But the same laws, with the wise consistency and for the same purpose, insist that capital shall not combine to suppress competition and thus hamper the development and freedom of industry. The radical distinction between the two purposes of combination is illustrated by one broad and universal fact Combina tions of cap'.talfor industrial development, nnder legitimate competition, always bring sejr capital into, industry. .CombiBatlons for the suppression of competition never THE da They simply concentrate the capital already in the Industry and condemn large share of It to idleness for thepur poso of exacting arbitrary price1 by arti ficial scarcity. A detail of the same dis tinction Is that the capital which comes into industry to compete adopts and de velops new ideas and Improvements; the monopolistic combinations frequently sup press them. The history of the trusts is replete with such cases. The organs of the trusts will try their best to keep the confusion between the legitimate organization of capital for ac tual industry and the illegitimate com bination of it for the purpose of putting industry in bonds. But tho evasion is too shallow to long impose on tjie public mind. ' THE REPUBLICAN ATTITUDE. There is a Republican element which is conspicuous by reason of noisiness, in asserting that the Republicans should not aid any attempt of the conservative ele ment in the Democracy to settle the tariff question on the plan of a gradual and careful revision. This stand is avowedly put on the basis that if the radical Demo crats are given full sway they will inflict such a sweeping and destructive change in the tariff that "the next Presidental election will restore the Republicans to power. In other words the attitude of that element places party success as greater in importance than public wel fare. The Democratic victory has made a cer tain degree of tariff revision a foregone conclusion. It is by no means certain that the action of sensible Republicans can affect the nature of the revision. But it is already clear that Democratic opinion is likely to develop a difference as to the policy which shall prevail. If in the trial of strength In Congress over tho question whether the matter shall be settled by a conservative alteration of duties or a sweeping and radical reduction, tho Re publicans should be able to give effective support to the moderate wing. Ouly one course is open to them consistently with any regard for the public welfare. Certain Democrats may honestly advo cate radical tanfi changes under the belief that they are ultimately for the public in terest. But the Republican beliefs are firm, first, that the tariff issue should be permanently settled as soon as possible; and, second, that it should be settled with as moderate changes as possible. Every Republican Is pledged to the faith that these things are absolutely essential to tho public prosperity. If a Republican there fore should refuse to aid the conserva tives, it he could, he would be convicting himself of seeking to injure the whole nation for the benefit of a political organi zation. , It is worth while for partisans for that sort to reflect on the character which such a position fixes on them. One of the gravest and most important charges brought by the Republicans against the Democracy in the late campaign was that it was a "calamity party." That it was so determined that it ought to come into power by reason of alleged ad versities that it fiercely attacked any evidences that the alleged adversities did not exist But these partisan Repub licans appear determined to convert their party into a calamity party, not only to the extent of hoping for calamity, but to actualiy go the length of voting for it For the man who refuses his vote when it might be effective In preventing disas trous interference with business practi cally votes for disaster. We have already said that it is by no means certain that the Republicans will have this power of either aiding or secur ing such a settlement of the tariff ques tion. But if the opportunity should pre sent itself, either by a compromise or a free raw material policy in this Congress or by supporting the conservative Demo crats in the next, the Republicans cannot be true to their professions no? to any standard of publip duty without accept wg it A TEN MILLION LUXURY. The sum total of the last Cbines3 legis lation up to the present is given as fol lows: In the six months since the passage of the act exactly five Chinamen have been moved to sit for photographs a? the law prescribes. There are 107,500 China men left-in the country, who by the re quirements of the law are to be deported to their native land and left there. The expense of deporting Chinamen is esti mated at the average of flOO each, which, considering that they have to be trans ported half-way around the world, looks like a very moderate estimate. The United States therefore stands pledged by its legislation to spend the neat total of $10, 760,000 in taking the heathen Chinee out of the country. Moreover, unless the moon-eyed leper is to understand that he can flount his queue at our legislation with impunity, Uncle Sam has got to go "down into his pocket and pay the bill. What will be. dono in this conjuncture may prove an interesting question. The United States Treasury has reached a point where it cannot stand drafts at the rate of ten millions without serious con sequence, political and otherwise. When the use of this ten millions will necessitate placing the burden immediately on the people in the shape of increased taxation, the public may conclude that It is hardly prepared to pay that sum to get rid of the Orientals who blandly pursue the purifi cation of soiled linen. Nevertheless it looks as if the ten mill ions must go with the Chinese. The United States has pledged itself by statute to this course. If it backs down the heathen sojourner will be likely to con--firm his belief that American law has no application. to him. After we have got rid of the $10,000,000 and the 100,000 Chinese, our legislators may profit by the. lesson sufficiently to see where legislation of tho demagogic character will end. There is an opportunity tor a great deal of good -work open to the National Prison Conference now in session at Baltimore. Great improvements have been made of late years in the treatment of criminals, but there is still room for a vast amount. The science of curative and truly reformatory punishment Is still in an embryotlo state, and even purely restrictive penalties are ad ministered in a manneraltogother too rough, ana ready fob the achievement of practical results, in tho treatment of crime as other things, prevention is better than cure.' Bat In the treatment of criminals cure Is more effective tlian the simple prevention which comes from hard labor behind bolts and bars. There are to be some 200 prosecutions of McKoesport residents who have failed to have tuelr children,, attending publio schools, vaccinated according to lair. A few fines or this kind cannot fall toteacu offender that if they care little for the health of their own children, tbey.must At lease respect laws framed for the protection of tho community. There is a stregth and vigor about the Attorney Guneral of New Jersey's arraign ment of the lawlessness of tho Beading combination which should excite a gen feral Teellng- of hearty commendation. The pitiful farce in -which immense torporatirms" hare demonstrated' their power to defy the law must, for the PITTSBURG DISPATCH, I nniiitnr tim nattnn and the welfare of the people, be brought to a speedy olose. Tho audience is abont tired of the play and is in clined to get down to business. Impartial Justice is atone demanded of the courts, and; for their own credit they cannot much longer avoid an energetic administration of the same". Ir the Democrats do all within their power to-secure the maximum economy In the administration of the country, tuelr difficulties jn raising a revenue necessary to cover expenditures will be reduced almost to the vanishing point. KEPBESEtfXATIYE W. CLcP. BRECKEir bidqe, of Kentucky, makes a proposition likely to meet wltbgenoral approval. It is that the drafting or a tariff bill should be left to Mr. Cleveland, and prepared by him for presentation to Congress. That -would be a logical outcome of Mr. Cleveland's really personal victory, and it would prac tically insuro the exclusion of any radical measure, the very consideration "of which wonld be productive of that Uncertainty which is the first step to commercial trepi dation and confusion. After all, the epidemio of successful crime rrom which Chicago is now suffering may prove a blessing for the visitors next year. The inefficiency and incompetence of the police lorce to suppress orlmo or capture criminals are so clearly demonstrated al ready that some reformation must surely be accomplished belc-re the World's. Fair open ing. The charges of cruelty .made against the commander of tne United States jrteamer Adams are Tar too serious to be passed over in silence. A searching investigation is de manded alike for the vindication of the com mander arid the credit or tho navy. If the charges should prove true the punishment lor snoh brutality should be promptly forthcoming. There is already too muoh difficulty experienced In enlisting men for the navy, and the difficulty can but be In creased by permitting stories of official cruelty to go uncontradicted. Anp now a crime has been committed in Cloveland which has all the appoarance of a llnfla aohtovement. When is a serious attempt to be made by the authorities of this country to uproot and cast out an ob noxious, polsononn weed so inimical to American institutions as is this murderous, cowardly secret organization? If the citizens as such of Pittsburg would pay half as much attention to the se lection of city officers as do the politicians as such there would be a marked dlfler ence In the government of this city. Mn. niclpal elections cannot ho too completely severed from partlzan politics. As soon as men are seleated to manage Pittsburg's af lalrs on purely business principles, so soon will tlie progress of this city reach its max imum rate. Whether it was really an American eagle or only a buzzard that measured six feet from tip to tip of its wings and was cap tured in tne Alleuheny Second Wwrd Publio School, great patriotlo achievements are to Do looked for from its boy capturcr. PEOPLE OF PROMINENCE. Dr. MiQUEE, Prussian Minister of Finance. Is suffering from inflammation of the throat. He has ft-slight I ever and is con finedto bis bed. Miss SornONisuA Breckenridoe, daughter of Congressman Brockenridge, has been admitted to the bar and is practicing law In Kentucky. , At Brussels a. few days ago Mile. Mar guerite Gombart was awarded her degree as doctor of philosophy and letters. She Is the first young girl who has obtained this de gree. Governor-elect McGraw, of the State of Washington, was born in Maine and is only 42 years of age. Sixteen years ago he was driving a bob-tall car In San Fran clsco. Austin COKBru' is now sold" to be the donor of the 500,000 reported to be given to the fund for building tho new Episcopal Cathedral orst. John the Divine, on Harlem Heights. New Tork. Here Von Wermuth, German Imperial Commissioner to the Chicago Columbian Exposition, with some members of his staff, will sail for New York on the steamer Co lumbia on December 11. The actress, Eleanor Duke, who is en gaged to appear in America in February, bos made a great hit in Berlin. She is held to be a rival of Sarah Bernhardt la tho Dumas-Sardou school of plays. The Duke of Westminster in his youth bore so cloeo a resemblance to Crulkshank's picture of the famous boy burglar that his college mates nicknamed him "Jack Sbep pard," and by this name he Is still known among ohums of his own rank. Mie. Millet had but partially recov ered from the shock of the death of her hus band (painter ot "The Angelus") when her youngest daughter Marlanno died, and since then lime. Millet has socompletely given up all desire for life that she la slowly dying at her home in Barblzon. Jules Simon thinks that a pretty woman will make a very dangerous lawyer. He says that women demanding equality with men are orten asked: "How can you de mand equality when you are weak?" But it would be at least only Justice to add: "How can you demand equality when you are pretty t" Chinese Boys Hay Study Here. WASHiHOTOir, Dec. 3. The Treasury De partment has decided that a Chinese boy may enter the United States for the purpose of receiving an" education, provided he has ti e permission or his own Government to visit the United States. Bldwell'g Present "Whereabouts. Omaha "World-Herald. Candidate BIdwell has not been heard from since tbe election. He is probably on the road as agent for a water-cooler house. v THE BRIGGS CASE AGAIN". Tub Brlggs heresy trial is not like the comet It is a concrete, unequivocal, and stern actuality. Kansas Cl'v Star. Pnov. Bkiogs Is his own lawyer in tbe her esy case now brought against him, and even his enemies agiee that he Is a very clever aignmentarlan. Boston Globe. Wx are sorry for Dr. Brlggs. less on ac count of his trial for heresy than because of the various definitions or it he will find in tbe theological columns of the dally news paDcrs. A eu York Advertiser. ' Wip-TUZB ho will take his place in the ranks along with Huxley and Ingersollor in the host which follows the lead of the Pope Is a doubtful matter. Logically, he must go to the one side or tbe other. New York Bun. It Is not to be conceived that he will ac knowledge himself a heretic, and It will be extremely interesting to see how he will at tempt to .harmonize his vlows with the creed or the Presbyterian Church. Detroit Fret Press. Tbe publio Is liable, In the course of the litigation, to learn a good deal upon the sub ject of Presbyterian orthodoxy and hetero doxy, whether the trial results in a deflnlto settlement or Dr. Briggs' case or not. Afin neopolis IVifttme. Errn-K lie must go or the whole Calvln istlo theory falls. No well-Informed man can doubt what tbe verdict will be; but this consideration is now insignificant compared with the result or the trial oh the Church it self. Philadelphia Muilttin. Tbx result of tbe whole matter, whatever the outcome, will not strengthen the faith of a single man or make the Presbyterian CburCh any stronger In the oonstant battle which Christianity must wage with evil In the world. Cl'veland Leader. Tkb general pulillo will have very little Interest In tbe proceedings for tbe reason that it Is a foregone conclusion that tho oouvlotton of Dr. Briggs Is among the cer tainties. The attitude or a majority or the presbyters justtues suoh a conclusion. Grand Rapids Serald, SUNDAY, DECEMBER 4, a look: around. Jay Gould -a as a singular man In some ways of which the general publio bad little opportunity of judging. Forinstance there wore times when he would grant a stranger a portion of his time even, when he was busy. One day a young reporter was Bent to ask him if it was true that ho was interested in a scheme to buy tbe Island of Cuba from Spain. Mr. Gould was nowhere to be found and nobody seemed to have an idea as to his whereabouts. GlvlngtrD tbe task of finding tho Wizard In despair the reporter walked up Nassau street on his way back to his office. Chanoing to look in the dark shopor a second-hand bookseller the delighted re porter taw his prey seated on a stool, reading a llttlo brown book. Gould scowled when addressed, and, in response to the question as to Cuba, an swered tartly that he had nothing to say. Then, as ir be had suddenly charged his mind, he asked: "Ever study mathematics?" "Yes." .Llke 0id D00,T't Yes." "What would you think or this 7" and be held out the little brown book. It was tin old copy of Euolld, and across the title page top, in a neat hand, was written "Alexander Hamil ton." "There was a mathematician and financier for you," exclaimed Gould. "What a railroad man Hamilton would have made I Do you know, young man that in order to run a railroad well there is a groat deal of fine figuring to dot Look here, I can't talk to you about Cuba be cause there's nothing to say, bnt you sit down there and I'll toll your paper some thing about running a railroad, and they'll say you're pretty cute to get Gould to talk about anything." With that he reeled off a most graphic account of the heavy expenses of a railroad company In directions whioli peoplo did cot usually think of, and a most Interesting column story it made: "You can thank Alexander Hamilton's ghost for that Interview," he concluded with a grin, and off he went with the little worn book. As for me, I felt that I had struck a streak of luck which I could not understand. It is said that a friend of Cleveland re cently discussed tho advisability of Gov ernor Pattison's taking the Seoreturyshlp of the Intel lor, and that the Governor de clared it would be Injudicious to turn tbe office be held over to a Bepubllcan, and the subjeot was dropped. It was an old lawyer who told me the story of a client he had some years ago who had a olaira for a large tract ot land In one of the two cities, I need not say which. A young man whose name may as well be Jones as anything, owned a large farm on the banks of the river. He had a handsome wile and several young children. One day a man Smith for instance applied for work, and as he was a strong, sturdy fellow he was engaged as a general laborer. He 'proved to be an excellent workmen and soon won the good will of Jones and Mrs. Jones. One day Smith and Jones were cut ting down a tree when it fell and Instantly killed the farmer. Smith became the man ager of the fnrm and in tbe course of a year or two he married the widow. The children oX Jones as they grew np felt the house was uncomfortable and moved away. Then Mrs. Smith died and her husband took pos session of the property. After a tlmo it be came city lots and some ol it was sold. For some reason Jones' children made no claim and things went along peacefully for many years. Then Smith followed his wife and bis former master to the land of shadows ana bis ohtldren reigned in his stead. There came a man who said his name was Jones and who was the grandson or him who was killed by the tree. He was born in England whither Ills father bad emigrated and married. He had many papers to prove bis claim and to back up his statement that the children of Smith had no title to the pror erty, as Jones had died Intestate and his children were the real heirs. Things were preparing for a row when there came a fire which destroyed all tho papers of Jones. Ho went to several lawyers, bat as he could not make good his lost papors he was ad vised to let it drop. He did this and lives quietly across the seas while tbe Smiths con tinue to own the remnants of the. estate. "What a strong man he was," said a prominent Republican to me yesterday. He had a bank note in bis hand on which was a ilne likenes of General Grant. "You have heard stories of his strength of charaoter, ao doubt, but I know something of it my self. A friend of mine had been treated un fairly in one of tbe departments. I took the matter up and wont to Washington to see about it. Through the elder Cameron an appointment was made for me lor the fol lowing day at 2 o'clock. At tbe appointed hour we proceeded to the White House. As -we entered tbe building a man in great agi tation passed us, going out. He nodded without speaking to Cameron and hurried away. 'Who's that?' I asked, for the face of the stranger seemed familiar. 'That's Belknap, Secretary of War,' answered Cam eron; 'he seems to be upset about some thing there are many stories afloat, you know.' We were shown at once Into tho President's room, and for almost an hour the case of my friend was discussed. Grant took a keen interest in the matter as soon as he heard my story, sent for the papers and examined them and agreed the course of action 1 asked for should lie carried out. All this time the President was calm, cool, and to tally fieo from any symptoms or emotion or excitement, and we left him apparently free from any extraordinary cares. "About an hour after this I was talking to Cameron in his committee room, when Senator Morton hurtled in, looking nale and much distressed. He did not notice me, as I sat partly beblnd a curtain, and he blurted out, 'Good God, Cameron, this is awful busi ness about ' Then he saw me and paused. Go ahead Oliver,' said Cameron, 'this is Mr. , of Flttsbniir, and can be trusted. Whatlsupt' Then be told us the story of Belknap's frightful disgrace and salu that he had been with Grnnt and bad confessed to tbe whole thins. It was fresh from this exciting and distressing Interview that we found Grant and for the sake of wbat had been represented as unfair treatment of an old and faithful official, he had thrust asldo the greater burden to take up tbe details of the lesser man's worry." "Why does a woman on entering a street car, and a healthy yonng woman at that, stand by the door nntll an old man gets up and offers her a seat, when there .are four or five vacant places in the foi ward part of the cart And echo answers t i I do not notice any hurry on the part of the Western Union Telegraph Company to make any improvement in their East Liberty service. As I have had occasion to remark before, ladles do not care to go into tbe office In the stockyards, and there is no other place to send a-message from except in a room somewhere on Frankstown' avenue the location of which is llttlo known and the service from whioli Is miser able. Why Is there no good-Sized central office in East Liberty, easy of reach and pro-' Tided with plenty of messenger boysT It Is a nuisance which should receive attention. Walteb. AH HEIH TO JOHN M'KEOWN Supposed to Be Found In the Person of a Utlca FbyslcWn. Utica, N. T., Dec. 8. Special. Dr. Mich ael McEeown, for many years a Yesident of this city and a practicing physician in good standing, is a brother of Arthur McKeown, of Hbrryuiount Cottage, Ireland, and a brother of the deceased John McKeown, of Washington, Pa. The doctor has been in correspondence with tho brother In Ireland for some time relativb to action on the estate of John Mc Keown. He said to-night that he would leave lor Pittsburg eariy next week to con sult his attorney. It is known that the doc tor was born in tbe same place as the de ceased, and that a brother John came to this country and was hereiost track of. Unclo Sam's New Caller. Chicago Trlbane.1 Is It you, Miss Canadat Good morning. Come in. 1892. WHAT POPULATES 0TTB JAILS. Ex-President Hayes Speaks on Immigration to the Prison Befonn Association. Baltimore, Dec. 8. At the annual meet ing of tbe National Prison Beform Associa tion held In this city to-day, ex-Presldent Hayes delivered an address reviewing the work of the society and the growth of crime through immigration. "From the time of John Howard down to the present day," said he, "prison reform ers have never enjoyed a largo measure of popular favor. They have nevor been gladdened by any sudden, rapid, sweeping success of any part of their work in any country, but we shall be stirred and oheered as we discover the beneficlent changes which a few deendeshave wrought. The greatest improvements have been made In the common Jails. Cruel punishments not long ago wero deemed essential to maintain discipline in prisons. They aro almost gone. "The prime objeot of 'tbe true prison re former is tbe protection of society and indi viduals by the prevention of crime. The means by which we seek to attain this end are: First The speedy and certain arrest, conviction and imprisonment of tbe guilty. Second The reformation or convicts by the valid reclaiming forces, religion, education and productive labor. Third the perma nent incarceration or all prisoners who are not reformed. Fourth The most effectual mcaus to prevent crime Is an unceaslnsr, conscientious and wise care in the training or the young. "Immigration, as it exists to-day. Is the lion In tbe path of the progress or America. Formerly the love or liberty and the lauda ble desire to better the condidltlon were the leading motives or immigration from Eu rope to? America. Now, emplo ers of large bodies of men wanting cheap labor, the agents of steamship companies, speculators In land in the thinly settled States, stimu lated by their greed for gain, and, worso than all, the increasing efforts or European communities to send to America their chronic paupers, lunatics and criminals, have given to this question a gravity that has not before belonged to It." THE WIZARD OP WALL STREET. A mastek of finance. Detroit Journal. His career can not be deemed a success. Toledo Blade. The greatest financial genius of the age. Buffalo Inquirer. The deceased financier was a bold and, in deed, a desperate operator. New York World. At borne he was an American or whom his countrymen can well be proud. Chicago Mail. He was an animated antithesis, the like of whom the world may never see again. Cm oinnali Times Star. Fob more than 2D years the most potent figure In the world's financial affairs. 81. Louis Globe Democrat. Tbe greatest money maker ever known was the least known money maker that ever lived or died. Brooklyn Eagle. It may be that the world has never dono justice to him who is now, materially, poor as the poorest, Washingi on Star. So long as he is remembered it will be only as tbe sharpest .and most snccessfnl "speculator" of the century. Philadelphia Bulletin. His will was Indomitable; his courage was illimitable; his energy was tireless; his knowledge of human nature was perfect. Rochester Union. Fiiom first to last the business career of Jay Gould was an unparalleled story of success ful and wonderlully endowed avarice. Clevehnd Leader. BMn. Gould's death simply removes a dis turbing element in tbe financial world an element whose Influence was far-reaching, powerful and always used selfishly. Wheel ing Register. We say that the late Mr. Gould cannot bo entirely condemned for becoming rich. If his fault needs expiation it can be given by tho balance In favor of the prosperity his railroad improvements created. Columbus Dispatch. ASA BEHAH TEE- MODEL Of a Statne-of Solid Silver in Montana's Ex hibit at the World's Fair. CnicAoo, Dec 1 One exhibit at the World's Fair will be a statue in tbe Montana State building of a woman eight, feet high, including the pedestal, and of solid silver. The Intrinsic worth of the stiver is $S3,000, and the sculptor is to receive $10,000 for his work, it will be modeled after tbe Greek atvle. A sinsle earment will adorn the statue, leaving tbe arms, neck and bust ex posed, and extending to tbe knees. On her heaa will ue a uiauem. In her left hand, which is raised above her head, she will hold the scales iu wh!ch crold and silver balance each other, thus symbolizing Montana's stand on tne silver question, in ner ngu& nanu, wiucn laus as her side, will be a drawn sword. She Btands on a globe two feet in diameter, wblcb will represent Mother Earth floating in tbe ether. Miss Ada Iteban, the actress, will bo the model. The Smoke Nuisance Aagaln. Baltimore Herald. It Is stated that Pittsburg consumes 43,- 000,000 gallons or water dally. But after de ducting the amount used in wasning off coal smut and that consnmed In washing down drinks only a little remains for ordinary domestic uses. DEATHS HERE AND ELSEWHERE. General J. H. Potter. The death has been announced at Colum bnj of Brigadier General Joseph Hajdon Potter, United Btates Army (retired). He was born' In East Concord, N. H.. In 1821. He served In tbe army of occnpatlon nnder General Taylor at Corpns Chrlsti till March. ISM, and was In Fort Bronn, Texas, during the bombardment from May 3 to 8, 1846. He was in Worth's division at the battle or Montery and was serenely wounded wnlle stormlnc Fort Solado. General rotter served through the batUes or Fredericksburg and Chan cellorSTllle. belnjt severely wounded and taken prisoner at the latter place. He was mustered out of the volunteer service on January 15. 1886. He was commissioned Major of tho Nineteenth In fantry July 4. 1863, aud was successfully breveted Lieutenant Coloml and Urlgadler General for gal lant and meritorious services In the War of the Rebellion. In April, 1888, he was appointed a Brigadier General. Mrs. Adelaide "Wlnterhalrer. Mrs. Adelaide "Winterhalter died yester day afternoon at her home, 3317 Forbes street. She , was the mother of "William O. Winterhalter. of Rlter X Uoniey, anaoiuscaru uanier,inejeweier. She was a sister of B. Sledle. the. Jeweler. Mrs. "Winterhalter came to America from Blacs For rest, Germany. SO yean aro. She was one of the best known artists In Pittsburg, making the finest kinds of embroidery. Daring the war she made much of the gold bullion used on army officers uniforms, bhe had been married twice, her first husband belnr Hugo Ganter an! tbe second Matthew "Winterhalter. The later has been dead 3 years, bhe was 67 years of age. Panl Jordan, Napoleonic Pretender. Paul Jordan died at the County Infirm ary, at Findlay. 0., Friday. He has always de clared that ho was an Illegitimate son of Napoleon n ltl...l....k.-il. T3.-I. In 1?fl jjonapane, mu hiiw " "y.1" "? .,. '" which statement, lr true, would make Mm 106 years .i,..ii..ti- nf nla 1uth -Tnrrfan'a. Itnrr waft that he went to Egypt In 1796 with Napoleon on his ramoua expedition to the pyramids, and that he (Jordan) was captured by the Turks; that he lived for several years a nomadic life and alternant came to America. George M'I-?od, Oil Producer. George McLeod, the well known oil pro- .. .at... - n!. li.m. In Washington. Pa... early Friday, of paralysis. He was for several years a prominent figure, and one of tbe best f... nna-fn-a in tha nnnr field. He was 43 years old; and leaves a wife and four children. The lunerai win oe ueiu a. - u wv. w.j -.w-noon, and will probably be attended by the .iri.. innPB.nrihii M.innie Lodare. Obituary Notes. CpjtMANDiin boswill D. Hitchcock, Jr., United States Navy, died yesterday morning In lew York artcr alew hours' ulness. A, B. Bakes, orindlanapolls. Is dead at Boston. Mr. Baker was tne senior member of tne firm of Baker & Bandolph. printers and stationers, and was connected wltn. a similar large establish ment at Chicago. Miss Mart Allen Wist, an American temper ance missionary in Toklo, Japan, died Thursday. Mie had Intended to return to Chicago thlsweek. Jtiis West was the senior editor of the Union tiu nal, the organ of the W. C. T. U. SvlVistir F. Eaoan, one of the best known liquor dealers in Buffalo, died Friday. He was President of an eleotrlo light company. -director In the People's Bank and Cltln.'s Gas Cpmpany,and a life member of threr library associations. Ho was prominent in church aud benevolent work. DavTivTvu-TT.T.Tiiifioit. ex-Chancellor of Near Jersey, died Friday at his home a El.zabe.th la bis 85th year. He came of a distinguished New Jersey family, his ratner sjiim S"Vu'uruur 4D.";" state rroa. IStr to .. Mr. Williamson was State Chancellor from ISjJ to I860, and was for years leading counsel of the Jersey Cantral Baltroao, METROPOLITAN FEATURES. trxoit a BTAvr coKHisroxpurr.l NswYoior,Deo. i Walking throngh Cen tral Park the other day, I was astonished to see the evidences of vandalism that appear here and there and everywhere. The mag nificent stone terrace at the head of the mall Is probably the most conspicuous for those. There is not a stone carving within reach of the vandal hand that has not Deen defaced by chipping. The beautiful designs on either side of the grand staircases lead ing to lake, plaza and fountain, which de signs originally showed birds and water fowls or various description, have been practically ruined. The bills, legs, tails, wings and every other projecting reature have been broken off. In several instances the heads have disappeared. The carvings were deep, richly elaborate and skillfully executed. Their condition wonld now make an artist's blood tingle with indigna tion. As I stood there mentally bewailing the disfigurement of this work of the sculptor's art, I saw a policeman watching me from the cover of the wall above. When I came up I Inquired If there was no way to protect such things from the young hoodlnms who roam throuzh the, park. "Boys," said he, contemptuously, "It ain't tyrys it's grown people. What's more, it's grown people who know better. They call themselves ladicsl and gentlemen and that's what tbey do! Boys couldn't do wbat's being done all over tbe park. It's men and women. They go through here wltb hammers and knock off carvings and chip off Corners or marbles. And they carry off the pieces to their homes In Chicago, New Orleans and Boston and wherever they live and think It's smart." It doesn't seem possible. Tet Is it not so in Washington, where tbe great bronze doors of tbe National Capitol cast at Munich works of great sculptors, elaborate in detail and of historic design exhibit the same marks of desecration? Is It not necessary to post policemen at the windows of the grand reception room of the White House on every publio occasion to prevent the cutting of the costly lace curtains and the mutilation of the rich marble mantels by ladles' and gentlemen?' We Americans are noted for our want or veneration. Abroad we ore instinctively classed as a nation of vandals. I rememDer once in loitering among the famous sculp tures of the grand gallery at Florence how the attendants watched tbe American visitors. My guide spoke to one or tbem In Italian and complimented him upon his fresh appearance after so many years in "I have still my hands and my feet," ho replied; "and my nose," he added, indicat ing wltb quicK gesture a noble marble that had lost these members, "but, sacrists! If I should once sleep here tbe Americans would knock them off." Afl Caused by the Cornet. t There are wise people to-day who believe hat the proximity or a comet to the earth brings with it various diseases, mental as well as physical disturbances. "I never took any stock in this comet bus iness," said a practical friend of mine. "I've seen several comets In my tlmo and read all sorts of rot abont them very little of which I believed. But this comet" He paused and drew me, away from the crowd. Having glanced about him uneas ily, he continued: "This comet nearly drove my wife crnzyl Yes, sir; fact! And she's nearly driven mo crazy. Do you have you seen anything queer about me lately?" I told him that I had not that he looked as sane as his average fellow mortal. "Well,'' he resumed, "I've run a mighty narrow chance, I tell you. But she's enredt now. If this infernal comet hadn't gone away Just when 1: did I should have been locked up by this time. "My wire Is ordinarily a quiet little woman and takes no particular Interest in the newspapers, except when there Is a mys terious murder case, like the great Maybrlck poisoning case, or the Carlyle Harris case, or something like that something mysteri ous, you know. Then she grabs the news papers and reads up on It, and talks about It, aud advances theories about it, and, thoroughly masters it, hanging the defend ant every day. She can And more clews than the whole metropolitan police force. She pounces down upon mo at breakfast wit!) her theories and clews and suspicions, and as these are changed alter reading tbe evening papers I set another dose at night "But this comet! She has beerr stricken yes, sir: stricken by tbe mysterious Influ ence the 'comet is said to have upon tho human mind! It was manifest in her the very day she read tbe dispatches, and the ulfferences of learned opinion as to whose comet it was and its probable orbit, its dis tance, the number of sparks in Its tall, etc. If It had been a straightforward comet, and come right out whero everybody could see It, and where everybody expected It, she would have been all serene. But the mys tery or tbe thing, the uncertainty, tho dis agreement of astronomers; hat settled ber. She began reading up ou the comet rrom the newspapers. As every newspaper differed, nnd every authority in every newspaper differed with every other authority in that or any other newspaper, she found herself suddenly plunged into a world of excitement. Sbe sprang comet on me every hour in the day and swept the heavens with a two-Inch opera glass every night. She had a sort of an idea that red-hot chunks or iron were liable to drop Into our flat. She went up on the roof to see tbe meteono shower and got locked out up there by the janitor. If I hadn't missed her she'd have been frozen to death. She got up ten times a night to look out, and once she said- sbe smetled sulphur. She slipped out of bed the first thing In themornlngand read wbat the papers said about the comet, then went back to bed again. When I sat down to breakfast with my paper she was loaded for me. You could see a hazy red light hanging over the Jersey horizon from our windows, and she bad those windows open so muou at night we all cot colds and snuffles. On Sunday night the t'Kj over theie was bright red at intervals. Well, she was Just wild. Then she smelted the sulphur in the air. I never saw a woman get so ex cited. She scarcely slept a wink. "The next morning, when she found that it was tbe Jersey meadows on Are nnd that she hadn't seen tbe comet at all, sbe was the most disgusted w Oman you ever saw. She won't touch a newspaper now. Sbe savs the newspapers aro the biggest liars next to tbe astronomers on earth. If I sav 'comet' at her now she Is as madasaiiornet. "In my optnlon. It's been a contounded fraud all along. This man Bella, or Beely, ought to get six months on the island." Some Features of Mexico, "Mexico Is a queer country," remarked a legal friend who bad jnst returned from a trip there. "Tho best hotel In the City of Mexico Is a poor sort of an affair by the side of our New York hostelrles. We couldn't get a room with a bath. 1 had to use tbe public bath connected with the hotel. Paid 25 cents. Nearly everything is 25 cents. We paid 25 cents lor our beer and 25 cents for our brandy and soda. Tbe waiters are worse than the New York article. They never bring you tbe correct chanse. They are natives, and the worst set of robbers oat of Jail." Trifling With the Cash. My legal friend never dined at a certain Broidway hotel among tbe sports, actors, theatrical managers and whatnot. Other wise he could see some of tbe very worst waiters right-here la Now York and wouldn't have to seek them In Mexico. I have dined there pretty often, for It Is a good place to study character and has a good cook. Fonr times out of a possible live the waiter or tbe cashier will raise your check will charge 5, 10 or 20 cents more on Items than the price on tbe bill of fare. This is a clumsy trick. however compared to the favorite one of adding up tbe items wrong. For. curiously enough, most men wbo would see at once an over charge -will never detect theserror in the footlnir. The fact is. men are not alwavs at their arithmetical best Immediately alter dining. Every waiter knows that and takes advantage or it. It is so easy to add the tip into the total and ir he gets anything else he Is so much ahead. If he la cauxnt it is a "mlslake" aaslly explained. The other ways of cheating are famlllac here, too. I once gave a watter a $5 note In payment. He came back shortly afterward and blandly laid change ror $2 berore "me, saying "l believe you gave me a two dollar note." "You mean ten," I suggested. He immediately laid down $3, wbtoh he had concealed in his hand. This cheating in footings is so common that no Householder is sale rrom it unless the figures are car'efullv gone over. A bright little sales woman in one of the biggest retail houses in the city once dropped me for 50 cents as neat as wax by this proco-s or addition, and this In a bill of less than $5. S nee that time I have gone over their flgurlnsr, and 'in several cases where Clio goods wero paid for on the spot I have tonnd from 53 cents to l Included In the footing that uldn' t belong- there. These tidsare very quick at figures and a pretty glrLfcan "flim-flam" a man. out of a dollar or twp ngnt unuar nu n- im sk'-ft lasvwa avjuui.. CURIOUS CONDENSATIONS. ' Krupp's factory has 2,222 furnaces The flesh of the oyster is about COpef cent water. Some of the famous feasts ofliucullui ccst $3,000 each. About 2,000 daily and weekly journal! are printed in Paris. Great Britain has 80 miles of tunnels, their cost exceeding $37,500,000. Old manuscripts and autographs are not bringing the prices they used to. Millions of butterflies are eateu every year by the Australian aborigines. Oysters feed on monads, one of th minutest and simplest forms of marine life. The profits from the sale of the works of Charles Dickens still amount to $10,000 a year. Pet dogs are now furnished with shoes for the purpose of protecting the polished floors. Cuban barbers lather their patrons with their bands from a bowl made to fit under tbe chin. An electric plant has been discovered in India which -will Influence a magnetic needle 25 feet distant. A broken toy which amused the great Napoleon when he was la swaddling clothes was sold in France recently for $200. A mahogany tree in Honduras was re cently cut into boards, -which, when sold la tne European market, realized nearly 2,200. The newest fad in autograph books Is one of the cooking recipes. Each formula written in tbe book has the signature of the contributing friend nnder It. An inmate of an Armenian convent has recently died, after being there 93 years, without once going outside the convent walls. Her recorded age was 115 years. - It does not seem to be generally known that tbe turkey Vas domesticated by tbe In dians long before the discovery of this con tinent by white men, but such is tbe case. A. swimming tank is said to be a ears for lameness in horses. In swimming tbe horse exercises the samemnscles as in trot ting, but with no Injury to his feet or legs. It is said that Massachusetts Is the only State In tbe Union whtoh provides, bj actor Legislature, that banks may pay checks for a certain time after the death of the drawer. In Scotland the monks shaved the whole of the fore part of the head from ear to ear. In the Andaman Islands every man shaves bis head, or rather, gets his wire to shave it tor him. The Statue of Liberty in Hew York harbor, now wears a blazing diadem of 54 electric lamps in vari-colored globes, and the radiance trom it is equal to that from 270,000 candles. On view in one of the early London ex hibitions was a Chinese bed ornamented with all sorts of curious and elaborate cabi net work, the greater part of -which con sisted of Inlaid mother or pearl. Another use has been found for elec tricity. In Ceylon experiments have shown that it is more economical to dry tea leaves by its agency than by the old method, and extensive plants have been erected for that purpose. To such an extent does religion prevail at Gonoatoa, in the South Seas, that every man, woman or child on that island wbo does not go to chnrch at least three times a week Is liable to be arrested and fined, the fine going to the King. Many of the houses in Madrid have a long palm branch twisted along the railings of one of the upper balconies. This was blessed in one or the churches at Palm Sun day, and Is kept until another Is substituted In the following year. In making railroad tunnels and in sink ing wells and pits in Arizona, Nevada and Utah, salt strata are said to be often strnok at varying depths. It la further stated that nundreds of fish, perfectly preserved, are found in blocks of this pure rock salt. The National Board of Fire TJnder wfiters estimate the Are waste In this coun try as follows: For 1832. $St,000.000-. 1833, $100, 000.000; 1881, $110,000,000; 1885, $102,000,000: 1688, $10,(XW.0U0: 1887. $119,000,000: 1883, $110,000,000; 1889, $123;000,000; 1890, $109,000,000; 1891, $145,000, 000. "Long hair has come to stay irr football. Various styles of headgear have had their day, but thefadvantages of the natural cov ering for the head have been so generally recognized that it is likely to remain the only protection for the head of a football player. The stinging nettle was introduced into this country by theBomans. They trans ported the obnoxious weed that they might chafe tbelr"bonnmbed limbs with its leaves when overcome by the unaccustomed cold of this northern isle. To our ears such rig. orous treatment hardly sounds well. Iu Loudon, as in every other capital ot Europe, there are foreign officers mingling with tbe ordinary police, but who take their orders from tbe Consuls or Ministerial representatives of their respective nations. They are watching criminals wbo have escaped from the Jurisdiction of their own country. It Is estimated that the Mississippi river annually discharges in the Gulf ol Mexico 19,500,000,000,000 cubic feet of water. Or this prodigious quantity the 1-2.900 part will be sediment. Thus the Mississippi an nually deposits alone into tbe Gulf ot Mex ico sufficient mnd to cover a square mile of surface to a height or 2(0 feet. The Vienna Academy of Sciences is about to publish the Etruscan ritual book which was discovered In the wrappings of a mummy last year by Prof. Krall. This book is tho only survivor of the famous Etruscan literature of divination and ritual of which we hear so much In tbe Latin classics, especially in Cicero and Livy. Pishing was a favorite pastime of the Egyptian gentleman, both in tne Nile and in tho spacious sluices or ponds constructed within his grounds. This favorite occupa tion was not confined to yonng persons, nor thought unworthy of men of serious habits, and an Egyptian of rank is frequently rep resented in the sculptures catching fish with rod and line. In many parts of England the supersti tion still survives that it is folly or mad ness to save a drowning man. as newlll, sooner or later, do an injury to the rescuer. Tho superstition comes down from ances tors, yet traces of It exist among the Sioux and other Indians, who seem to have Inher ited it from aboriginal sources. The belief Is most prevalent in Cornwall and various parts ot Scotland. The new flagstaff on Windsor Castle that Is to bear tho royal standard was re cently successfully put in place. Five days were occupied In the preparations and in luting the flagstaff to Its elevated position upon the round tower. Four Maundy coins obtained from tbe mint silver penny, two penny, threepenny and fourpenny piece---were deposited under the butt before It was lowered into Its position. OBIGINAI, AXD JOCOSE. THZSTIAS'S U-inXT. Por many years I've trod the boards. In parts both-sad aud gayt Have played logo and Macbeth In quite a bank np way. Have played the melancholy -Sow. Likewise the "Tramp's Retreat;" Have made a hit in Romeo;" My Jfoor you conld not beat I've played In many modem plays, Bnt here my story ends. To-day I need a dime and nnd That I've played all ray frlenas. I HOPE SO, TOO. "I hear you have written an opera?" 'yea." "Well. I hope It win be song to death." thi nrrvEBiacx nsrwxx T-aix xxo su-krt. "Will I offer Bummly 5225 to play thi part?" "No. of course not." I don't suppose we can get htm for less; it was only yesterday he told me he had signed a tws years' eontraet at $200 per week." "He told you that, did bet" "Yes." "Well, offer him $30 and watch him come." rr's wook Beside the fire in an easy chair His pipe of meerschaum he smokest ForgetUng himself he Inhales a bit. t And then, as expected, he chokes.., . I think to myself as I watch him there. He enjoys It not a hit; I'm far f"m the way he eyes that pipe,'. HeUsmoalng tocolorlt. 2; CBSCZ.. 4 f ' . " 4 - iSsa-aalfc-