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There is a note of real work for the sup pression of illegal combinations in the opinion of the counsel for the Xew York Senatorial Committee which has been in vestigating the Reading deaL The opin ion recites the well-established facts con cerning the monopoly, brought out by the investigation; points out that the New Tork Code of Civil Procedure authorizes the Attorney General to bring an action for the annulment of its charter against any corporation which has violated the the law so as to forfeit its franchise; and recommends that the matter be referred to the Attorney General for that action. Thp fight acainst the monopolistic com binations has so far been conducted on the lines adopted by the old man in the primer against the bad boy whom he found in his apple tree. "Words showing the in justice and public wrong of such combi nations have not made the slightest differ ence in their attitude. Throwing grass has also been tried in theshapeof judicial decisions which were easily evaded and statutes which have hardly been backed up with any attempt to enforce. These things made no more difference to the combination manager, in the expressive languaee of Mr. A. A. ATcLeod, the head of the Reading monopoly, "than to the Sioux Indians." But the mistake common to the bad boy and the combination capitalists was the supposition that no more severe missiles were in reserve. The opinion referred to shows the character of the ammunition. A corporation whose charter is annulled is not much better than a criminal who has undergone the discipline of the guil lotine. Its corporate life is gone, its property is taken away and for the rescue of anything from the wreck its share holders must throw themselves on the charity of the State. This is severe dis cipline, no doubt. Regard for investments would make it the last resort; but, when the corporations Involved have contemptu - ously spurned all milder attempts to mate them respect law and public policy, what other course is open for the protection of public interests against the great law breakers? We believe that this is the way to stop the great combinations. After one or two of the great offenders have undergone that sortcf capita) punishment the rest will very quickly come to the conclusion that there is more safety in operating their franchises according to the limitations of Jaw. THE ISSUES SET FOKTH. Yesterday's Republican rally at Wash ington was indicative of tho constant growth of enthusiasm on behalf of Pro tection in Western Pennsylvania. There ousht to have been more Democrats in the audience that listened to Governor Mc Kmley, Congressman Dalzell, President Eberhart, of the glass workers, and the others. Major McKinlcy forcibly stated that "parties do not make issues. Issues make parties." And then proceeded to set forth the issues of this campaign in a manner that cast ridicule and rebuke on those who wish to re-establish wildcat banking and to open up America to Eu ropean competition. Jefferson, as the Governor pointed out, urged the nation to "build the factory near the farm. " He showed the reasons for this advice, and in his customary lucid and incisive manner demonstrated the direct opposition to this principle urged by the Chicago platform. Dalzell's description of reciprocity as "free trade In competing products" and "the intro duction of the golden rule among nations" was both apt and truthful. Eberhart's description of the wretchedness observed among Belgian workers and the vast superiority of the conditions of American labor was a practical testimony to the value of Protection by an eye-witness peculiarly fitted to judge of it from the workman's point of view. The speakers at Washington clearly defined the issues of the campaign, and the voters must choose between Piotection coupled with a round currency, and tariff for revenue only allied to a perilous mon etary system. THE INOCULATION TEST. Some of our Eastern cotemporaries are Indulging in ill-tempered commentary on the act of Mr. Stanhope, a correspondent of the New York Herald, in first taking the cholera inoculation of Paiteur and Haffklne, and then going to Hamburg and deliberately doing all the things by which cholera is contracted. The opposition represent this a sham trumpeted abroad with great parade, while no especial credit Is given to the Hamburg physicians and nurses, who are asserted to take the same risks without advertising the fact all over the world. This is unfair and decidedly petty. The physicians and nurses, as in duty bound to themselves and the public, take all the precautions of disinfection, avoid the drinking of infected water, and use every known method of destroying the germs from the patients whom they attend. They are doing a noble and heroic work; but they are doing It in a manner to re duce the known risks to a minimum. On the other hand, the correspondent is ex posing himself to all the rislis.and disre garding the precautions. Ho has drunk Elbe water, slept in tho bels ot cholera victims, eaten without washing his hinds after attending cholera patients, and by all tbe methods possible invited the disease. The ground for criticism la not that the test is a humbug, but whether the acceptance of such risks is justifiable. It is a difficult question of casuistry whether any man has the right to invite death for the demonstration of an im proved discovery. If these things were done in a mere spirit of bravado, it would have the moral qualities of a foolhardy act of suicide. Done as it appears, in the faith that it will prove the efficacy of in oculation, it assumes a much higher as pect; but it is still of doubtful virtue. Two aspects make it very questionable whether the test is of importance enough to justify the hazards. Ono is that the ex periment will not be conclusive; the other that it could be made without the per sonal hazard, and. with more conclusive results. If the correspondent survives, it will increase the probability that the inocula tion is an efficacious safeguard; but it will be far from an absolute proof. The true test is the inoculation of large numbers of people, who by necessity are exposed to in fection. If all the population of Ham burg, or an entire plague-stricken section of Prussia, were inoculated, the disappear ance orcontinuanceof the epidemic would give a valid indication that the safeguard was either successful or a failure. For these reasons it is more than doubt ful if such courting of death is to be ap proved. But it is not an act that should be treated with detraction or misrepresentation. DISCREDITING ballot reform. President John B. Robinson, of the State Republican League, in his address at Williamsport yesterday, took the oppor tunity to throw additional discredit on the Baker ballot .Mr. Robinson is reported "doubting the efficiency of the Baker bal lot law, for which he voted as a member of the Senate, but the intricacies of which he did not comprehend. The law practi cally declares that everyone must have a guardian when he goes to vote, and if he does not vote himself some one else can do it for him." If Mr. Robinson knows anything at all of the law he knows very well that there is no word in the law that can be twisted into tbe faintest semblance of what that gentleman is reported as asserting. Unless Mr. Robinsou has been griovousiy misre ported he has carried the policy of bring ing the law into discredit to the length of flatly lying about it We hope that the report of his remarks is incorrect; and will gladly give him credit for a denial of it But, in view of the appearance of that summary of his speech in the press re ports, It is worth while to take especial notice of some features in the apparent campaign against the act It is true the law has some glaring de lects and some minor inconsistencies. But the most glaring of the defects were those inserted by the famous Senatorial revamping of the original bill, and the in consistencies were produced because the Senatorial committee did not do its work thoroughly. We do not understand that Mr. Robinson had any hand in that butch ery of the act; but his political associates were engaged in it for political purposes. The act has been further discredited by the muddling of the form of the ticket; and it is not entirely without point that this muddle was produced on the motion of the Chairman of the Republican State Committee. There may be a difference of opinion about the motive of these various acts, in cluding Mr. Robinson's assault on'the law; but it is certain that if the politicians had gone to work to deliberately discredit the law in order to prevent real ballot reform they need not have done anything differ ing from what they are now doing. "" A CONSTITUTIONAL DIFFICULTY. An interview in one of the city papers yesterday reported a citizen as saying that when this community goes to tho mountains for its water supply it should not trust the matter to a corporation, but that Pittsburg, Allegheny and the adjoin ing towns should issue the necessary bonds for the work. The Dispatch has already pointed out the objection to dealing with a privato corporation; but the plan proposed raises even a greater difficulty. In its present corporate form Pittsburg cannot issue bonds to the requisite amount Her tax valuation cannot be further enhanced,and it will be impossible to raise the money by a loan so long as affairs retain their present status. This leaves one of two things to be done. For one, Pittsburg can pursue tbe course of preparing for the time when this work must be done by either laying up the nec essary surplus or by reducing her debt For the other, a new municipality must bo organized, taking in tho whole manu facturing and residence district The latter course will be tho most compre hensive in Its results, but a good many conservative prejudices must be overcome before it is practicable. TWO CAMPAIGN ARGUMENTS. Two varieties of Democratic argument have recently been prominently forced on the public. They are distinctly separate in character and latitude; but their variety does not lessen their union in character izing the campaign. One Is the plea of confession and avoid ance adopted by the leaders. This is en tered by Ssnator Hill in the form of In dorsing the platform declaration that any sort of protection is unconstitutional, and then proceeding to argue in favor of a mild degree of that unconstitutional arti cle. Ex-President Cleveland is more suc cessful In his plan of ignoring the plat form and presenting something entirely different as the real Democratic platform. Both practically acknowledge that the principles adopted by the undisputed au thority of the .Democratic platform are rev olutionary and destructive, and both art fully present as a substitute what their party has rejected. The other style of Democratic argument Is presented by the enthusiastic and rock buttressed Democracy of Georgia. Gen eral Weaver found it to be pungent aud conclusive. The women who attended his meetings experienced the fact that the Southern style of argument was too over powering for their endurance. Consisting, as it does, of rotten eggs hurled with pre cision at an obnoxious opponent, this style of deputation does not require the mental strain of that adopted by Messrs. Clove laud and HilL The expenditure of mus cular energy is not great; -and if the skill with which the missile is thrown should be deficient It is sure to hit something and thus produce Its effect Tastes may differ, but, between the dodg ing of the Northern leaders and the over ripe eggs of the Southern mob, we have rather the most admiration for the eggs. Of the two classes of campaign argument they lead in sincerity, directness of pur pose and strictadhesion to the loic of the case. Intelligence, observation and careful consideration of the conditions of life In this country and elsewhere are all produc tive of arguments on behalf of Projection. Let any man aompare the Minneapolis and Chicago platforms without prcjudlco and ask himself whioh insures tbe greater good of the greater number, and a vote for the abolition of that policy which maintains tbe high standard of American as oompared to foreign wages, whioh encourages American industrial independency and gonorally pro duces American prosperity. Is out of the question unless duo to a defect of mental vision. Nancy Hanks has surpassed herself and Inaugurated a new era in the trotting world. A mare that can trot a mile on a regular track in two minutes nnd four seoonas' is a maie that the country which gave her birth can be and is proud or. Speaking in New York, Senator Hill rather advocated protection to American industries as a good thing, so long as it was only incidental to a revenue tariff. Ex pounding what he Is pleased to call tho principles of the Democratic party at Buffalo a lew days later, the ex-Governor of tho Empiie Stato emphatically declared that a tariff for revenue must be so distributed as to avoid any direct or indlieot encourage ment to American manufacturers. This sort of thing Implies a degree of confidence in the forgctfulness of the publio which ma v be Ingenuous, but is certainly uncompli mentary enough to call for a stinging re buko by that body at the polls on the eighth of NovemDor. Fortunately there are no inhabitants on the moon or they might find it difficult to establish an effective quarantine against the indiscriminate admittance of boisterous moonstruck comets. Costa Rica has now announced its willingness to enter into a reciprocity treaty with this country. When such a measure lias beon signed, American exporters will at once be saved from tho paymout of about $300,000 of duty to that Republic to say nothing of the opportunity for enlarging thoir marketi-by tbe simple permission to allow tne free importation of coffee to this country to continue. And this is tho result of a policy describou us a "sham," which is the outgrowth of a principle stig matized as a "fraud." It is poetic justice that America should send empty away the vessels or the rich and inconsiderate steamship company, which threatened the safoty of sixty-live million human beings. M Geady, who did so muoh to foster the amicable spirit whloli they indicate, would have icjo!ced,ns every thoutrhtfnl American must, at the warmth and sincerity of the compliments inteichanged yesterday at Richmond by tno veterans of the North and South. This is tho spirit which the solidity of the country demands; the submerging of past differences in the common patriotism of to-day. Contracts for the paper of the new bal lot sheets should be let by the acie or the ton, and those for the printing by the num ber of barrels of ink estimated as necessary. It is just possible that an authentic ballot sheet may be produced altera lew more tiials and a little fuither growth in its acreage- But no man can tell how many votes will be lost by a loosely worded law made worse by careless misinterpretations, until the trial has been made, and the suf frage rendored liable to destruction by quib bling legal and unjust technicalities. After a while there will be none of the States loft through wblch they run, whose courts the Beading monopolists have not set at defiance by actual trial. President Harbison is a candidate for re-election on a protection platform that Ills party is proud of. Ex-President Cleveland is ashamed to subscribe to his party's creed, and asks for re-election on a personal guar antee that he is hotter than tho men who nominated him. Of course Executioner Adlai Stevenson has buried his ax since ex-President Cleve land wroto his latest remarks on the ethics of civil service. All the arguments on behalf of a Federal control of imports and inter-State commeroe are eligible on behalf of a Federal quaran tine system, with Its advantages for tho actual physical satety of tbe American peo ple thrown in sis an additional inducement. Little "Washington attracts a big meeting when testimony on behalf of Pro tection is the order of the' day. The Democrats of to-day prefer Calhoun to Jefferson, nnd place the Confederate Con stitution higher than the decisions of the United States Supiemo Court. The nation's tasto in these matteis is better formed than that of the Democratlo party. It needs a man of marked ability to fathom all tho intricacies of the new ballot bystem. Now that the long-distance telephone has been completed from New Tork to Chicago, some improvement In the short-distance in struments and service of FittsDurg would be in the line of progress. Fbee trade shrinks from historical re search. Protection courts it. COSMOPOLITAN CULLLVU8. Padebewski, the pianist, is reported critically ill with rheumatic fever in Paris. Dr. Elmer Lee's irrigation treatment for the cure of cholera is being given a thor ough test in the hospitals of St. Petersburg. Dr. Loo is the son of an Ohio pump manu. lacturer. The Hon. A. G. Porter, United States Minister to Italy, now at home, will moke campaign speeches in Indiana only. He leaves the State Committee to make his as signments. Miss Haebiet Monroe, who has writ-. ten tho World's Pair dedicatory odo ror the managers, has lived all her life in Chicago with her parents, except two years she spent in a Georgetown convent. The sudden illness of Hon. Roger Q.( Hills in Texas Is announced. Hard campaign work has caused a relapse of tho grip from which he suffered last winter, and from which be never entirely recovered. Major Fuktjshima, the Japanese offi cer who lias undertaken to ride from Berlin to Japan, has reported his arrival in Semi polatlnsk, on the Irtish river in Western Siberia. His Journey is not yet half accom plished. Captain Thomas J. Spencer, now In the employ of the United States Pension Office, served in 45 battles of tho Civil War, was captui ed three times and escaped twice, and saw tbe inside of seven Confederate prisons. Miss Gertrude Howe, who has labored as a missionary iu China (or 0 years, has le- tnrnedhomo accompanied by live clever young Chinese students two girls and three boys who will complete their education and take a medical course at Ann Arbor. Frederick A. Ober, the Massachusetts naturalist, bas just returned to his home in Beverly aftor a 20 months' trip of explora tion in tho Wast Indies in the interest of the Woild'sFair Commission, bringing with him a.n interesting collection, whioh is to be put on exhibition at Chicago. Dr. Phillips, the Philadelphian, who Is now ocoupying tho pulpit of the lato Dr. Spurgeon, is remembered in the Quaker City for his unusual charitable deeds. For instance, he used to supply Inmates in. the "untried department" of Moyamensing Prison with reading matter and lumons,and often sent flowers to the blind children in thp publio institutions to each child a bouquet of the flowers preferred. The Sugar Trusts New Rival. Philadelphia, Sept. 27. The gentlemen In terested In tho ereotlon of a sugar refinery in this city In opposition to the Sugar Trust held a meeting to-day and effected an organi zation. The new company Is to bo known as tho MoCohan Sugar Bennlng Company, and the capital Is to be $2,000,000. r. J, ilo Cohan is Froildont, TALK OF THE TOWN. UnderJray, Gables' Root "When I was staying with Joe Jefferson this summer," said a New Tork manager a day or two ago, "I had plenty of opportuni ties to 6ee the cievelands' homo life. The ex-President is certainly one or the luckiest men I know, and Gray Gables about as pleasant a retreat as heart could detiro. I went on several fishing excursions with Mr. Cleveland, and dined moie than once at hi borne. One thing struck me more than any. tiling else, and that was Mr. Cleveland's in variable avoidance of -politics. lie never betrayed by even a chance word tho Interest in tbe campaign a candidate might be par doned for feeling, and if politics came up at some other man's instance in conversation Mr. Cleveland took the earliest opportunity to change the subject. lie would talk the atricals to Mr. Jefferson or me as much as we pleased, and, by the way, he knows a good deal about the stage; He enjoyed dis cussing household affairs with Mrs. Clove land, especially If the matter pertained to little Ruth, and publio affairs outside of party politics in tnis country o'ten came in for review at his hands. But politics In the sense you would suppose him to be most Interested in ho never touched upon In my hearing. I suppose lie talks enough about the campaign to his purely political visitors and refreshes liimselr by tabooing politics as far as he can at other times. Mrs. Cleveland is not so careful to conceal her anxiety about her husban I's prospeatsln the great raoe, and sbe extracts information about the outlook from those sho thinks well-Informed with the same charming ease that characterized her intercourse with nubllo men when sbe was mistress of the White House." Danger Lends Sauce to Sight. Tho perversity of mankind Is illustrated on the Sixth street bridge all tbe time these days. Heieand thero along the temporary iootway are posted signs tersely and clearly forbidding pedestrians to stand still any where on the bridge, and whenever I have crushed the bridge lately I havo noticed that around everyone of these warning sLtns is co'lected a small crowd. Nowhere else, in deed, does it seem to occur to the average passenger to stop and stare at the workmen swinging the big beams into position. The st.ns seem only to remind the reader that ajdangeious and therefore deeply inter esting business is in hand, and that hero is the coign from which the whole performance may be seen to the best ad vantage. Considering the fact that fully sd.OOO or 40,000 pooplo cross that brldie daily atid that the work of pulling down the old stiucture and setting tip the new has not bpn allowed to close the bridge to traffic for a moment, it is indeed wonderful that some serious accident has not occuried be idro this. I believe the only persons in jured since the transformation of the bridge bemn are the two orkmen w ho unluckily nhsiook a loose rope lor a secure one and were uuuea into tne river. Surgery Outstrips Medicine. Surserv is outstriDnlii'' medicine, nnd In creasing its lead every year," said n notable Pittsburg doctor yesterday. "Surgical sci ence and surgical practice have both been csriied already to what seems tho neighbor hood of perfection. It cannot be truthfully sr.lO, though I wish it could, that medicine ie in the same vicinity. This is not to be wondered at, but the progress of medi cine seems even slower than humanity has a right to expect. The triumphs of human skill that aie recorded In surgical annals every day or so have no parallel In the practice of medicine. Tho awful havoo played by cholera has served to remind us doctors that we aienot traveling ahead of our forefathers to the extent we "ometiines imagine, and tho knowledge of this truth is no more pleasant because we also know that on the other hand surzery is widening and peifecting itself in all lands at a great rate." Those Armor Plato Contracts. "There has beon no trouble about the armor plate contracts at Homestead," said a naval plate inspector of armor the other day, "up to the present, because the new men have not been required to do more than shape up the stook or plate made be fore the July trouble came. Tho new men are shortly to try their hands at making plate, and they will be In lar better shape to do good work than If they had had to rash headlong into tho manufacture or armor at the first. .1 do not anticipate any hitches in the fulfillment of the Govern ment Contracts in the Carnegie mills, as they have proceeded slowly and still have abundance of time to complete tho neces sary ouiput." He Denied the Impeachment. On one of the Western railroads running into Pittsburg the other morning the con ductor of an express train stopped before a passenger who had shown a pass. The pas senger was decidedly seedy in appearance; his clothes were not too good for a scare crow, and tbeie was that in his face which told of a perturbed spirit. Tho conductor noticed this anxious, uneasy air, and pos sibly also the sti ong aroma of whisky which pervaded the tough citizen's neighborhood. "Let me look at your pass, sir?" said the conductor. The passenger handed it over. It was an editorial pass. "You aie an editor, sir?" asked the con ductor. The citizen drew his greasy clothes about him, swallowed convulsively and replied with dignity, slightly alcoholic: "No, sir; of course not. The man who says I am is a liar and " There he paused, and in the awful silence which ensued the conductor pocketed the pass nnd the seedy pai ty paid his casi faro. Then he said as he took the receipt: "I shall report you to the President." The conductor said that was all he asked, but up to yesteiduy afternoon no report about that lifted pass had been made. The next time that editor lends a pass he bad better accompany It with a lecture on tho high dignity of tbe profession, so that If ac cused of being nn editor the defendant may plead guilty at once. H. J. BAILE0AD WfiECKS FOB SHOW. An Engineer's Flan for Making Money and Breaking Up Old Engines. Chioaoo, Sept. 23. An engineer on the Louisville and New Albany Railroad, whoso name has not yet been revealeil. Is responsi ble for one of the most novel World's Fair schemes yet formulated, His idea is to lease a piece of land near tho Exposition grounds and build a railway track a mile in circumference, with another track inside, both tracks to be connected by switches. Around one side of the track ho would build an amphitheater with a seating capacity lor 30,003 people. On these tracks he would Glace two locomotives. To clos3 the show e would start these two engines In opposite diiectlons, and when at mil speed the con necting switch would be thrown open and tho locomotives alio wed to collide. To make the collision more realistio he would have the tendersjump Just in time to save their lives. It is nil opinion that a real railroad wreck would bo an attractive spectacle. He rays that be can furnish entertainment of this sort for $2,300 a performance about twice a week. Ho would nee abandoned locomotives, and be says the beauty of the project lies in tbe fact that this is an easy and profitable way to break tho old locomotives to pieces and get tho old iron. Tbe engineer is still looking for a backer. PEEBIDENT1 HARRISON'S EXCEPTION. He Shakes Hands "With Three Hundred and Transacts Considerable Business. WASniNOTiJir, Sept. 2a Senator Higgins and ox-Representative Pierce, of Indiana, wore tbe only visitors received by the Presi dent in his office to-day, aud the fact that Mrs. Harrison tested comfortably most of tbe time enabled the President to dispose of considerable routine business during tho day. Mrs. Charlotte smith, President of the Women's Industrial League, called at the White House this morning with eight young women, representing various industrial or ganizations of New Tork. They had a pleasant Interview with Pri vate Secretary Halford, and left with him a memorial to tbe President urginz Ills prompt recognition of the working women's cause, witn a view to securing their co operation with the Republican managers in the present political campaign. At 1 o'clock the President went down stairs to the East room and shook hands with nearly 300 people, including a number of Grand Army men. Theso tri-weekly afternoon re oeptlons to the publio will be continued for tho piesent. They are held .Mondays, Wednesdays and Saturdays at 1 o'olook. May Know What to Do. Boston Herald. 1 The striking telegraph operators In Iowa claim to boll the key to the situation. CATHOLICS A.ND THE S0H00L3. Archbishop Tache Presents His Side of a Question That Absorbs Many States. WwHirza, Mak, Sept. 23. Archbishop Tache has just issued an Important letter to define the practice nnd teaching or the Church of Eonie in regard to allowing com mont In the publio schools on Scripture readings. "Despite all that is said to the contrary," says the letter, "the Ohuroh loses no opportunity in bringing the Word of God to the knowledge of the people. Its liturgy is nothing but an inspired selection of texts admiiably harmonized for the instruction and edification of alL Its ascetio books have tbe same character. A mere glance over the encyclicals of the Popes and pas torals of tho bishops, etc., reveals tho same desire. The Catholic Church requires that the different versions of the Bible should be approved and authorized by it, to bo consid ered as the Word of Uod and reid as such. It lorblds the uage or Bibles whioh havo not such recognition. The church is the guaidlan of Holy Writ, and to accomplish Its sacred trust it must protect the books which contain divine inspiration against falsification, mutilation or alteration. The Catholic Churon, being the sole interpreter of the Bible, forbids its interpretation ac cording to private Judgment. "The Catholics Cuurch favors the usage of the Bible in the vernaonlarvlanguage, but It requlros that such versions, even when ap proved, should be provided with explana tory notes or comments. The object of this rule of tho church is to help in finding out the true meaning or difficult passages and to precludo tho danger ot abuse and false in terpretatton; but that does not mean that reading the Biblo requires comment in every casn and for every passage. "The Catholic Church cannot favor re ligious exeiclsos as authorized in tbe publio sohools of AlanltoDa. One reason is that the Advisory Board in preparing such exercises has repudiated the principles laid down by the church and accepted those of the Pro testants. Certain passages ot the Old aud New Testament nieto be read 'without com ment.' These two last words are not unin tentionally set forth; they are used to pre vent 'religious exercises' from having a Cathollo character ana to preserve tuelr Protestant reality. This double object is at- fctiiiicu. isii wie one unnu. rmiRRinnc nil. dren are offered an opportunity of proving according to their faith in schools supported by Catholics as well as by Protestants' money, while, on the other hand. Catholic children are banished from the public schools both by the general tone of the sys tem and by 'religious exeroUes contrary to their laitu."' TVHEX MAC MEETS MC. Colonel MoClube is not so easily put off. He secured somo political brimstone and statistics and had a little tariff meeting of his own. Washington Post. The tw6 Macs are men of brain and argui mentatlvo power, nnd the Philadelphia edl" lor evidently believes in a campaign of edu cation. Cincinnati Commercial Gazelle. Coloxel McClure is a bright man, but he has been badly affected with the big-head ever since he used to instruot Lincoln in the proper way to run the Government. Buffalo Express. Colosel Alexahdeb McClitbe, of the Phil adelphia Times, annihilated the McKinley law on Monday evening. If the McKinley law hears of the performance there may be trouble. yew York Press. Colonel McClttke's speeoh was brilliant as an exhibition of McClure. As an answer to Governor McKinley or as an argument on the tariff question it was little less than grotesque. Philadelphia Press. Govebkor McKinley had the most enthu siastic meeting that bas been held in Phila delphia since the war. Colonel McClure evidently understood that McKinley was the best drawing caid when he challenged him for a joint debate. The Colonel still un derstands the value of advertising. Chicago Inter-Ocean. Colonel McClure, of Philadelphia, will hardly be accepted by the country at large as the proper person to reply to Governor McKinley 's Philadelphia tariff speech. The doughty fire-eater might come up to the standard if he had three trials, but be Is clearly outclassed in a single effoi t. Colum bus Dispatch. It is to.be regretted that Governor Mc Kinley, doubtless for prudential reasons not personal to himself, studiously evaded all dlreot discussion of his tariff beyond glitter ing generalities, most of which admit of lit tle dispute; but Mr. McClure's address will not be so criticised. Whether right or wrong, it is plain spoken, and ho who runs may nndeistand its meaning. Philadelphia Times. It Is not worth while for any one to make a rejoinder to the "reply" to Governor Mc Kinley. The people or this city and State are well Informed on the principle of pro tection and know well the results of the Mc Kinley law, which is only condemned by foreigners, free traders and the blind, ignor ant followers of such political teachers as the orator of tho evening. Philadelphia Muiletin. The Trouble 'With Buchanan. Chicago Mall. Governor Buchanan is reported to bo suf fering from an acute attack of ingrowing in dependent candidacy. As the Wind Blows. Washington Post. J Senator Hill is making up for losf time by working overtime He is a" Democrat with alarming freque n cy. DEATHS HERE AND ELSEWHERE. Mrs. Emily Kaufman. Mrs. Emily Kaufman, mother of Clayton A. Kaufman, of the Westlnghouse Airbrake Works, died at Baltimore on Sunday, aged 78 ears. Mrs. Kaufman was a resident of Fredericksburg, Md., during the war. While her sympathies were strongly with tbe Union, yet when the soldiers of the contending armies passed through Fredericks burg, she fed and nursed them without discrimi nation. Her three sons were in the Union Army. The sldcst, W. Clay Kaufman, enlisted in tbe .Seventh Maryland at IS years of age. W. S. Kauf man, the second son, now In Chicago, enlisted at the same age In the Engineer Corps of the Nary. The third son, Clayton A. Kaufman, of this city, enlisted in Cole's First 3!aryfand Regiment when IS years uld. Mrs. Kaufman also leaves two mar ried daughters. Patrick S. Gllmore's Tuners!. The funeral of the eminent bandmaster, Patrick Sarsfleld Ollmore, took place yesterday morning from bis late residence In New York, whence the remains were taken to St. Francis Xavler's Cbunb, where solemn mass of requiem was celebrated. The interment was In Calvary Cemetery. V hen tbe casket was finally closed a beautiful silk Amencau flag was placed at the lower half, while above were two palm branches covered with violets, aud a large floral cross tom posed of lea roses and smllax, Tbe pall-bearers were tbe membersof the non-commissioned staff of the Twenty-second Regiment, NaUonal Guards of Hew York. Along tbe entire route or the proces sion the sidewalks were lined with sympathetic spectators. Ex-Judge Theodore W. Harnett, Ex-Judge Theodore V. Barnett died sud denly yesterday morning in his room at the Sin clair House, New York, of apoplexy. He was 84 years old and well known all orer the country. In Vm be was sent by tbe United States Government on an Important mission to Mexico. Some lime alter he was elected a Judge In Indianapolis. In his time be was one or tbe best-known lawyers in the country, and for a number of years was the confidential adviser of S. 1.. M. Barlow. Daring the war he was a Circuit Jndire In WeJt Vlmnla. Tbe ex -Judge was an Intimate friend of President Johnson, and for years did considerable literary work. Mr. Barnett was formerly United Slates Consul at Toronto. Obituary Notes. Er-JDDOE Geoboe F. Cojistock; of Syracuse, N. Y is dead. Albeht L. West, one or the oldest and best known architects In Virginia, died In ltlcbmond Tuesday in tbe 63th year of his age. Judoe Sabitt D. Pdtebbauoii died in Peoria, lib. Sun lay, after aa Illness of baly a few days. He was a eteran of the War of the Rebellion and reached the rank of Major. Bev. C. C. Barstow, for 20 years past a mis sionary In India aud southern China, died at his nostln Menattl, India, in August, aged 63 years. He was a well-known Connecticut aud Rhode (st and preacher. Jonw P. Salmojt, of Lock Haven, died Tuesday night, aged 73 years. He was a native of Somer setshire. England, and cams to this country In 1137 to erect at Farrandsvllle, Pa., onevor the first hot blast anthracite furnaces In the State. J Aires Maas. a well-known comic opera singer, died suddenly Tuesday in Stamford, Conn., of heart failure. His right name was James W. Cropsey, and he was about 40 years old. He began his stage career as a variety performer. At one time he managed the Theater Comlqneln Detrult and at another time directed a variety theater In Indianapolis. G JTEllAt ANDREW G. CHAPMAX, of Charles county, Md died at his "residence, Normandle. Sunday, aged S3 years. General Chapman was for many years one of the leading Democrats of South ern Maryland. He was a member of Cougress for one term, having been elected in 1S8U, but was de feated ror re-election by Hart B. Holton in 1832. He was four tames a member or the House of Delegates. REACHED ITS MAJORITY. Arrangements for the Twenty-First Anni versary of the Home for Aged Women at WIIklnsburg-A Fair In the Post-office-Gossip of Society. The Home for Aged Protestant "Women at Wilkinsburg reaches Its majority to-day. Twenty -ono years ago It was established, in tbe hope of doing a great deal of good, and tbeladios who gave so much of their at tention to its affairs can look baok and see that for moro than a score of years ic has lightened tne path of hundreds of worthy old souls whose latter days on earth would bave beon very gloomy but for this excel lent institution. Thore is tobe a luncheon at the beautiful house among tho trees this nftornoonfroml2to I o'clock The meal is prepared by the lady managers, and all the viands are of the best quality, served in an appetizing way in the regular dining rooms of tho homo. There will be provision made lor hundreds of visitors, and none will be sent away hungry. The day Is always a delightlul one, and there are many who would not think of missing this annual feast, knowing what a pleasant occasion it is always made. It is not only that tho luncheon Itself is dainty In all Its appoint ments, but there Is a home-like atmosphere that destroys any suggestion of a publio in stitution. Tho lady managers give their personal attention to the preparation of the meal, and it always does credit to their tasto. Besides tho luncheon there is a bazaar on tho first floor of tho house, in which are ex posed for sale all kind' of pretty and useful articles. There are toilet accessories, such as pincushions, fancy mats, comb bags, hair- filn holders, etc., etc., ull made by the old ady inmates or the home, and representing uiuny inddstrlous hours. Tho articles are well made, for the inmates of tbe home are not deficient In taste, and they look forward to this yearly celebration as the great annual treat. The visitor to the home at this time of year sees the place at Its best. Wilkins burg is a pretty place at all times, and par ticularly in tbo early fall. The home stands in a grove of gigantic trees, and when one reaches the house the road and other re minders of the presence of a town with liun dieds of inhabitants are completely shut out. A dav at the home is essentially a tluv in the country, so that visitors have a pleas ant outing while enjoying the consciousness Of helping a noble canse. The home is at the corner of Rnbecca and Coal streets, nnd is reached by the electric cars (which connect with tho Fifth avenue cable lino) or the Pennsylvania Railroad. The old postoffice building at the corner of Fifth avenue and Smlthfield street will on November 7 find Itself turned to a use that It has never experienced in all Its many years of existence. Tho old edifico has seen a great deal of business transacted within Its stone walls, bat It has never been given up to the dainty frippery ars)Jf decora tions of a fancy fair. That will be its for tune next month. Tho Ladles' Aid Society of the Southslde Hospital has obtained per mission to use tbe postofflce building for its annnal fnlr for tho benefit of the hospital, which will last for a weak. Din ner and supper will bo served every day, and It Is hoped that tbe more convenient situation will cause muny business men to pationize the fair at meal times than could be attracted to the Auditorium. The ladles will take posses sion of the building on the 14th of Octooer, and will spend the tlmo from that date to the 7th of November in preparing for the lair. Tho various committees are all hard at work, and it is expected that the fair will be more successtul even than that of last year. All the money made from the fair will go Into the building tund of the Southslde Hospital. It is tbe expectation that a large sum will be realized, as It Is the intention to give an entertainment more brilliant than anything of the kind ever seen in Pittsbmg. Michaelmas Bay. This is the anni versary of tbe feast of "All Anzels," and especially of St. M.ohael, who stands at the gate of heaven with a flaming sword. This day Is always celebrated in tbe Catholic Church, and In the Protestant Episcopal Chnrch In some parts of tho country, par ticularly the West. St. Michael was formerly considered by tho Hebrews the greatest of all angels, and has always been honored as tbe archangel, moro than others of less note. There aie few people who take particular notice of Michaelmas no-v, but a hundred years ago it was a very important- date. It was not only quarter day, when rents be came dne, and when many debts had to be paid, according to a custom tbat prevailed very generally, especially in tho British Isles, but it was regarded in England and Ireland as a feast, only second in import ance to Christmas itself. The Michaelmas goose was an honored bird, who was fattened lor the Michaelmas dinner and who was slain and plucked with due ceremony before the eventlul day. Families met at Michael mas, and there were sports of all kinds, out door as well as Indoor. Going further back wo find that tho mummers were abroad at Michaelmas, and tbat theatrical periorm ances were given, more or less rudely, in country places. Mloholmas is now only a church holiday, and were it not kept in memory In the prayer book it wonld most likely bo forgotten entirely. The Idea of celebrating a day lor all angols is a pretty one, and for that reason it is a pity that Michaelmas Is not consideied more than is actuauy tno case. Social Chatter. Rev. S. H. Kellooo, D. D., leaves for India October ft. A tea will bo given this afternoon In the Bellcfleld l'resjyterian Church by the Mis sionary society. Rev. Father Christopher, of St. Michael's Catholic Church, bouthside, will leave this week for an extended visit to Europe. Miss Stella Wick and Mr. Alonzo Russell .were married at llmleryesterday afternoon. Among the guests were several from Pitts burg. A BiETnDAY recoptlon and musical was given last evening at the homo of Miss Ger trude Clark, who is a member of the Cathe- dial Choir ana oi tne Mozart uiuu. The ladies or the Ninth U. P. Church, Alle gheny, are preparing for a fair which is to be given on a rather elaDorate scale at Semple's Hall, Federal street, November 3 and 4. Miss Clara Mihsie Bishop and Mr. Will iam H. Cieaben ware married at Warren. O., yesterday. A number of Pittsburgers were In attendance, the young couple bomg well known In this city. The Travelers' Club, of Allegheny, will open its third session to-morrow afternoon. Beside music and a parliamentary drill by Miss Jennie Hlndmnn, tluie will be papers on "The Life of Columbus" and "Queen Isa bella, Co-Discoverer of America." Isvitatiox3 havo been issued for the mar riage of Miss Elizabeth Meman to Mr.George McPnerson, tue wedding to take place Octo ber 11 at tbe residence ot the bride's parents, Meade avenue, Bellevue. '1 lie young couplu are well known in Allegheny and Bellevue social circles. Mrs. S. E. CBEALand sister, nnd Miss Hat tie Abrams, ot East Liberty, have returned altera delightlul vKit to Iriends in Smith field, O., where they went to attend the wedding or MUs Anna Maye Lowls and Mr. Homer A. Creal. Aftor a tourof the Eastern cities Mr. and Mrs. Crcal will reside in East Liberty. Whes the Daughters or the Devolution take possession of the old blockhouse ono entrance to tho historical building will bo on tbe proposed new O'Hara avenue. The local chapter expects to receive its charter within the next fortnight, when it will take formal possession ot the blockhouse, deeded to the ladles by Mrs. Sonenley. A uauvest home festival will be held to day and to-mono w under the auspices of tho Ladles' Society of the Sewickley Baptist Chuicb. Dinner will bo served in the par sonage, and religious services will be con ducted In tne ohuroh each day at 3 and 8 o'clock. There aro to be some public Im provements near the church property, and the proceeds of tbe lostivul will go toward the expense thus incurred. A DAI3TT bit of millinery displayed at ono of the tall openings yesterday was tbe center of un admiring audience, in a fem inine way, all afternoon. It was an evening hatofpalo pink velvet, seed pearl passe menterie and white ostrich leathers. Tne crown was simply a large soft puff of tho velvet, while the brim rather wide was covered with the beautiful pearl trimming and two large feathers waved gracetully toward tbo front. Of course this hat will be worn to tbe theater and of course the man behind it will- Be Careful of Immigrants. Washington Star.i It is not altogether surprising tbat somo of the Em opeans should occasionally speak disrespectfully of this country, considering the manner In which they are permitted to use it in disposing of thoir waste popula tion. AH His Trouble for Nothing. New York Recorder.2 That communication lrom Gray Gables is already a dead letter. CURIOUS CONDMSAUONSJi Sulphuric ether contains no sulphur. The rent of land in'England 300 yean ago was about 1 shilling an acre. Twenty million acres of the land of the. United States are held by Englishmen. London photographers cannot meet the demand for pictures of oar Buffalo Bill. Apricot growing in Damascus is worth to cultivators between $100,000 and 150,000 a year. The best corks come from Algeria, There are nearly 2,500,000 acres of cork for ests in that country. The forces of Tammany are said to number more than the present standing army of the United States. Very few Scotch peasantry now wear the kilt. Most of the peasants dress after the manner of Englishmen. In 1881 there were 1,008 persons in India who returned Sancris as their mother tongne: in 1801 tbe return was 303. Australia is diligently cultivating her butter trade. Between 2,000 and 3,000 tons are annually exported, mostly to London. Only 11 out of 196 original plays re ceived by Mr. Fletcher, Director of the School of Acting In Ne wTork, wero success ful. Telephone communication in Tunis, Africa, is available between that, city, the suburbs of Goletta and Ularsa, and also the port of Susa. A diamond now being cut at Antwerp is probably one of tbe largest In the world. It now weighs 474 carats, bat will lose aboas 274 In the cutting. The smallest .Bible in existence has re cently been issued by the Oxford University press. It is 3 inches long, - Inches wide and of an inch thick. A French prince adyertises that he de sires to sell his title and arms, which are guaranteed by genuine sheepskin document or the reign of Henry IV. Porphyry bonlders, which greatly re semble watermelons in size, shape and color, are to be found In the Cascade Mount ains east of Ho3eburg, Ore. The smallest representatives of the sheep species are the tiny "Bretons," natives of Bieton, France. When full grown tbey are not much larger than a rabbit. A remarkable West African ostrich has arrived at Sierra Leone. Tho bird is ten leet hizh, has come from Central Africa, and walked a distance at least 600 miles to the British Colony. The first coins minted in Korth America were produced In Mexico In 1X5, and the coinage of the colonies that afterward be came tbe United States used the Mexican dollar as the standard of value. The cotton crop of last season was 9,035, 879 bales, by lar tbe largest ever raised. Of this crop 5,933 437 bales have tieen exported; Northern mills took 2.190,706 bales, which, leaves 911,176 bales undisposed or. Two hundred and sixty-two years ago bast Saturday Boston was born. St. Au gustine, Fia New York and Salem, Mass., are tbe only three cities in the United States that are older than Boston. The deepest soundings ever taken in the Pacific Ocean, or, ,ln fact, any place on the. globe, were made in tbe vicinity of tbe Ladrone Islands, where the depth was found to be 28,830 met, or about five miles. The amount of coloring matter iu a pound of coal is enormous. It will yield enongh magenta to color 500 yards of flannel, vermilion tor 2.5C0 yards, aurlne lor 120 yards and alizarine sufficient for 155 yards of lnrkey red cloth. , A strange sinecure in Paris, the place of dentist of tbe Paris Opera House, has just been filled by tbe election of the lucky man, from a list of 150 applicants. The salary at tached to tbo position is nominal, but the number of applicants shows how eagerly the place is sougnc Great expectations had been formed of ruby mines alleged to have been discovered by the Ameer of Afghanistan about six miles from Paghman, near Cabal. The specimens sont by tbe British agent at Cabul to the In dian Government have, however, proved to be worthless quartz. The Lord Lieutenancy of Ireland is, to use a pbfase in vogue among lawyers', damnosa heredltas. The salary attached to the office of 20,000 per annnm, and is charged on the consolidated fund. The necessary expenses of tbe post are, how ever, far in excess of tbo salary. Volcanic ashes often travel aTlong dis tance. A remarkable shower of volcanic ashes han occurred recently In several parts of Finland. The gronnd in some places bas been covered to the depth or nearly an Inch. The phenomenon is attributed to volcanla eraptions In Icoland, hundreds of miles away. Emperor Alexander has freed the Kal mucks of Astrakhan from serfdom. These roving people are Buddhists, and they num ber 150,0.0 souls. Wben the other Russian serfs were freed, in 1861, the Kalmucks were not permitted to enjoy the results of that reformation, for it was thought that so wild a people would abuse their privileges. English oak is scarce, lots offered for sale nowndav3 commanding largo prices. At a sale of some oak tres in Burghley Park, recently, from JE60 to JE80 each were paid for trees, Haifa dozen of the bent trees sold for .31, 80, .11. 66, 64 and 61. One tree, containing 15J teet of lumber, sold for 33; A year ago an oak was sold lor 110 nearly $600. The true Indian name of Lake Hohonk is Moggonck, and its meaning is "On the great Sky Top." Sky Top, as persons famil iar with the region about Lake Mohonknre aware, is tho monntaln upon which tbe lake is Hitnated. Sky Top, by the way, Is an ant and picturesque name for this mountain, for It Js outlined with peculiar distinctness against tho sky when seen from certain points of view. Some workmen were making some al terations to the parish church of Long Claw son, near Melton Mowbray, England, when, they discovered a large quanity of honey. It is thought that a portion of the west end of the church has been Inhabited by bees for more than 25 years, as during tho whole of that time they have been seen In the vicin ity, and not unfrequently have been ob served flitting about inside the building; during divine service. JOLLYISMS IT.03I JUDGE. "It's a pity old Golddust can't see the effect of that single eyeglass stuck In his eye." "He Is too short-sighted to see bow be looks, acd it wouldn't make any difference if be did. He Is too miserly to buy a pair." "Dear me, TJncle Ephraiml" she ex claimed, as she met tbe old gentleman In the ball way, "you don't know how surprised I am to sea you. Did yon travel aU the way from Vermont alone"' " 'Naw, " he replied, deeply offended at the ques tion, as he put his carpetbag down. "There were 40 or 50 people on the same train." ' TOR A 8ADDZJU3G- X77EOT. "Dear wife, if I should die," Said 31 cGlnness. as ne lay, "Pray hire a German band At my funeral to play." "And why a German band?" Then McGlnness voice replied I "So that all the people there May be sorry that I died," She Here is the hammock and there Is i chair. Which do you preferf He I think tbe hammock would be more comfort able. She Tbeu I will have the chair taken away. SIQMS. A circle of light 'round the moon, 'tis sn'i With a star within Its rim Is a sign that the wind will blow out of the east With tearful weather and dim. Andjnst as true let me whisper It, though ; Is tbe fact that a maiden weeps If suitor unwelcome her circle invade And outside the favored one keeps, t "Are you doing much reading this sam mer?" asked Mawson of the silly-looking girl. J"' for a joke. "Not much." she replied. "A little Kant, som Schopenhauer. Browning and William Morns. What do jon think of Morris?" And Mawson bad to admit he'd never read Mop rls. Englishman It's wonderful what'a larg number of candidates you have for President. American Why how so? Englishman Because upon every .CinnV there are different looking men. i V - I