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It is interesting to notice our neighbor ing city of Buffalo putting on speed in the procession of American cities. An ad vertisement in yesterday's Dispatch pave Fittsburgers some pointers upon Buffalo's claims to present greatness and creams of a roseate future. To a city so like Pittsburg, which possesses the greatest natural advantages for manu facturing of any on the continent but has not yet awakened to the desirability of informing the world of them the claims of Buffalo, boldly put forward, should serve as a stimulating example. Buffalo is a great lake port and point of distribution. Without doubt its impor tance in that particular will enhance. In ten years it has doubled its population; and now, besides its commercial attrac tions, it talks of getting 120,000 horse power from Niagara Falls, which its pros pectus declares will be sold for "less than one-fourth the cost of steam-power." TVe Blight well look to our laurels here in TVestern Pennsylvania if that claim could be substantiated. But, however Buffalo may grow as a shipping point, its expectations of cheap power for manufacturing are doomed to sure d.sappointment The water-power of Niagara, transmitted by electricity, is in the hands of a private corporation which is not limited to any special charges. Not until now hive 1 we seen the claim anywhegrvmade that tlie jwater-power -.Wrdr-be furnished by ' electricity to Buffi lo at anything like "one fourth of the cost of steam-power." But no matter how cheaply it may be pro duced, the fact remains that the corpora tion vthich owns the power will charge all it can get in the market In other words, if there is now 120,000 horse-power pro duced by steam in Buffalo, the Tunnel Company will prefer to displace that by furnishing it a little bit cheaper, instead of going out to hunt new patrons at one fourlli the price. The Tunnel Company will make all it can out of its power, or it is diffeient from any corporation of mod ern times Pittsburgers,therefore,can read Buffalo's prospectus and fully believe there is a good future before that city without los ing any sleep over a possible rivalry. The inexhaustible coal at our command which happily no corporation has yet suc c?eded in controlling guarantees that Western Pennsylvania must remain tho commanding site for manufactures. The growth of Buffalo in ten years has been great; but the growth of Pittsburg and Allegheny in the same period has been far greater while, as evi dence of the business done, the Clearing House returns of Pittsburg are nearly double those of Buffalo. But Buffalo has enterprise and pluck, as its tunnel project and its free advertisement of advantages show. If Pittsburg had half as much determination and activity in getting a ship-canal to the lakes, we would have a growth here to which only Chicago could compare! It is from the intelligent efforts of places of less natural advantages to advance themselves that Pitisbuig must learn the path of progress for itself in the future. POSTPONING THE PRECAUTIONS. The situation with regard to precautions against the spread of cholera has under gone a decided change during the latter half of the week, in some respects for the b"tttr and in some for the worse. The 520,000 of the emergency fund havingbeen promptly pledged in Pittsburg, a meeting of citizens in Philadelphia on Thursday voted to drop the matter for the present It is to be noted that Philadelphia has heen strongly opposed to any extension of quarantine precautions and the Ledger of that city deprecates the interference with the regular course of traffic and general business. Inasmuch as the measures pro posed by the State Board of Health would be of the slightest possible interference with business, this is a roundabout way of expressing the Philadelphia conviction that the mighty dollar is of more Im portance than the preservation of the public health. An idea of that sort in Hamburg was followed by the most tragic results. The change for the better is in the re ported statement of Governor Pattison that he wilt furnish the necessary funds for the Board of Health, if an emergency should arise. This is much better than the Governor's former attitude of declin ing to do or say anything. But the fact is, that like' the Philadelphia action, it amounts to postponing the preparations for an emergency already within the rauge of possibility. That is little short of criminal negligence. There is no panic in insisting that pro vis.on should be made for the isolation and care of cholera cases as s"oon as they ap pear. On the contrary, it is the surest way of preventing panic by taking away the grounds for it If everything Is provided for the work when it is needed, and the work of sanitation and inspection goes vigorously forward there is every reason to hope that the spread of cholera will be prevented. But if we leave all these things to be done after the cholera breaks out in the State, we are courting panic by furnishing reason for it. People who permit the business charac teristics of the clan, or the political dis trust of a wary politician, to hamper the safeguards against cholera, are taking a tearful risk; and unfortunately the risk to them is no greater than the risk to every person In the State. A SUCCESSFUL MUDDLE. Another complication is added to the official ballot matter by the decision of Attorney General HenseL The Secretary of the Commonwealth having issued bal lots in which the "groups" are divided to the extent of making Congressional, legis lative, judicial, groups, and a group for each county office, Chairman H. D. Pat ton, of the Prohibition party, writes to point "a plain violation of the law." If the law had been construed to mean that the entire ticket of any party for the State constitutes a group, the total of the Prohibition vote in the State would not entitle it to nomination by certificates. On that basis it would be correct to pre sent the candidates of that party as nomi nated by nomination papers. But Mr. Patton points out that when a group is made for every legislative. Senatorial or judicial district the Prohibition candidates are entitled to recognition as nominated by certificates in every district where the. Prohibition vote reaches three per cent of the total vote. Chairman Patton point? out bo less than 91 such cases In which the official ballot illegally describes the Prohibition candidates as nominated by "nomination papers" when they are entitled to recognition "with the party descriptive words or political appellation at the head of each group." This may seem like quibbling on a small point But it is just as important a point as those quibbles by which Messrs. Beeder and Hensel got the efficial ballot into its present muddled form. It Is the natural result of the hair splitting that defeats the purpose of the law, that an elector should vote a straight ticket by a single cros3, and makes him make a cross for each can didate, down to the clerk of Quarter Ses sions and Coroner. If the men who had to settle this matter had stuck to common-sense construction they would not have got into the muddle. At present it is a good deal easier to pick flaws in the official ballot than it was be fore Messrs. Beeder and Hensel performed their great amending act If their pur pose had been to muddle tha operation of the law and make it unpopular, they could not have succeeded better. POWER IN THE WRONG PLACE. There is one feature of the agitation among the Chinese against the Geary act which makes the reverse of a favorable impression. That is the attitude of the Chinese Six Companies, to the effect that they can nullify the 'United States statute. The Geary act was in the opinion of The Dispatch when it was passed an extreme and reactionary measure. But that does not warrant the Six Companies in asserting their power to veto an act of Congress. While these organizations may not be the strict counterpart of the Ameri can corporations, the resemblance in the matter of nullifying the law is altogether too strong. The Six Companies declare their power to assess every Chinaman in the United States, at the same time that they deny the right of the United States to require the Chinese to take out certifi cates of residence and be registered. In other words, the Six Companies vir tually assert tnat they possess governing powers over the Chinamen in the United States which they deny to the United States Government If they maintain that course long enough they may succeed in convincing the public not only that the Geary law is necessary, but that all the Chinese, aud especially the sovereign Six Companies, must be expelled from the United States territory. DEMOCRATIC STRICT CONSTRUCTION. One of the interesting phases of the campaign was presented by David Ben nett Hill in his speech at Brooklyn in the ' statement that "the fundamental differ ence between the two parties" is "that one believes in a strict construction of the Constitution and the other in a loose one." Having set up the first claim for the Democracy, the immortal David gives an illustration of the strict construction in dulged in by eminent Democrats. The Democratic platform declares that to levy tariff duties for any purpose except for revenue is unconstitutional ; and theastute Hill after cogitating the matter for four months comes to the conclusion that th6 degree of unconstitutional protection in volved in an incidental protective tariff is all right In other words, the Hill method of strict construction is to construe Demo cratic platform utterances strictly by con traries. Another point is pertinent in the same connection. The strict construction adopt ed by the Democratic Convention is that of Calhoun, which construed the Consti tution down to the status of a mere com pact to be dissolved by the parties at their pleasure. Here is something which may throw some light on the construction adopted by the Democrats of sixty years ago. It is the plank adopted by the Dem ocratic Convention of 1832, which nom inated Andrew Jackson and Martin Van Buren for President and Vice President, respectively: Resolved, That adequate protection to American industry is indispensable to the prosperity of the country, and that an aban donment of the policy at this period would be attended with consequences ruinous to tho best interests of the nation. With these contrasts it is an obvious con clusion that the exact result of Democratic strict construction is something past find ing out STATESMEN A8 ACTORS. The recent assertion of an English writer, that Mr. Gladstone would have been a great actor if he had taken .to the stage, is discussed by the New York Bun with a decided opinion in the negative. The Sun thinks this country possesses two political leaders who wouldhave been powerful on the stage, Mr. James G. Blaine and Mr. Bourke Cockran. Our cotemporary even goes so far as to desig nate the character in which those two gentlemen could make hits; but Mr. Glad stone, either in tragedy or comedy, it will not have at any price. It is not certain whether either Mr. Gladstone or the American leaders will be flattered at the intimation that they are suited to the mimic stage. The sugges tions seem to be offered in good faith and prompted by admiration of their versatile talents. But it Is not without rea son that for many generations the deadliest sarcasm which could be leveled at a statesman was to Intimate that he was an actor. The gibe may have carried additional odium from the low social standing of the stage in times past; but there is a deeper reason than that The essential characteristic of acting is that it is the representation of counterfeit sentiment and emotion. Now the essential feature of genuine leadership In politics is that, while the sentiments may be forcibly expressed and the politi cal arguments dramatically brought out, they are genuine. To say that a woman rejecting an attempt on her honor or be wailing the loss of her child was a fine actress would be little short of insult The same logic applies to a certain degree In the intimation that the force and fire of the political orators are histrionic. . Is the fact that we find Gladstone, Blaine and Cockran spoken of as possible actors to be taken as a measure of the rise in the social status of tho stage or a de cadence of the belief in the genuineness of political sentiments and professions? LABOUCHERE'S SOREHEADEDNESS. Mr. Labouchere's last deliverance on English politics is an indication that the versatile but soreheaded journalist is pre paring to flop Into opposition. His criti cism of the proposed policy of the Liberal Government shows that the editor of Truth is animated by that spirit which vigorously searches for things to be cap tious about Mr. Labouchere's first point is that it will be difficult for any sane man to vote that the Irish after tbey have their own Parliament shall remain full members of the English Parliament It would be diffi cult for a sane man not ruled by a grievance to assert that because a country or section is given a local legislature it shall have no representation In the im perial legislature. If the argument is that Ireland, having control of her own local matters, should not share in local legisla tion concerning England or Scotland, the manifest conclusion is that England or Scotland' should have local legislatures also. It Is now admitted that a great de fect of Mr. Gladstone's first home rule bill was that it left Ireland without repre sentation In the British Parliament, which, Mr. Chamberlain was ready to point out, meant complete separation. Mr. Labouchere goes further and asserts that tho people are tired of homo rule and only voted for it as the manifest method for reaching other reforms. This is a different story from what we heard from Mr. Labouchere while he was fight ing for Liberal success as a possible Lib eral Cabinet member; but it recognizes that the English people voted for home . rule as coming first on the list of reforms while Mr. Labouchere wishes the other reforms. To wind up, Mr. Labouchere's assertion that Lord Bosebery needs watching in connection with the British East African Company completes the pict ure of the man with the sorest head on the face of the known earth. This writer has made game of the weak nesses of other people with great success; but he never presented a more striking picture of human frailties than in his own departure into captious criticism since he failed to get that Cabinet position. A TOO LOFTY PROJECT. That English railroad plan which is to1 span the continent from ocean to ocean is announced on a scale that awakens long sleeping memories except perhaps in the minds of those who had to settle up the complications of the last project of that kind, This railroad is to be built on the grand scale of 5100,000,000 being spent between New York and Chicago and $600,000,000 between Chicago and San Francisco. It is to turn neither to the right nor to the left for any city, but as it runs within a few miles of Chicago and Cleveland it will graciously admit those cities to its facilities by connecting thera with side-tracks. "When. we come to a river we will bridge it," says one of the promoters, "and if we cannot go over a mountain w.e will bore through it, no mat ter how longH may be." This is very imposing to those whose memories do not run back into the '60's. For in that decade another railroad enter prise made a temporarily Imposing im pression on the country. The Atlantic and Grpat Western Riiiway was the pro totype of this latter-day project It was to be built by .English capital, and hundreds of thousands of dollars were no object in its construction. Like the new scheme it would not go to the cities. The cities were to come to it, as the projector of 1892 puts it The elder line turned neither to the right for Buffalo nor to the left for Pittsburg; but by tho time It reached the latitude of Cleveland it began to recognize the importance of going where the busi ness is to the extent of leasing a branch road which connected it with Cleveland. It is a significant fact that this branch road is the only part of the system which has ever paid a profit The whole road has since then been struggling with (he various phases of bankruptcy, and the dates when the condition became too much for it are marked by its various changes of name. Railroad constructers as a class have been wiser since then. They have seen the necessity of going for business to the points where the business originates. That is the reason for their struggles to reach Pittsburg, which originates a larger tonnage thau any other city in the coun try. But it seems from this late announce ment that after a quarter of a century the old foolishness is revived at least on paper. It requires no gift of prophecy to foretell the results if such an enterprise were really carried out The railroad which undertakes to reconstruct the traffic of the country will itself be the only sub ject of reconstruction. If this project were not too loftily minded to come to Pittsburg it might have a chance of suc cess. But, as it isannounced, the investors, if there should be any, will be proper objects of sympathy. Since the Democratic organs of to-day are contradicting one another in thelr.in torpretations of the party platform, there is little wonder that they have audacity enough to claim political descent from national leaders ot the past who were en tirely opposed to the Democratic polioy of the present. It is a sad but trrie commentary on human nature that every political organization has one standard of purity for Itself and another for its opponents. Cleveland as a man of letters not to say a man of note should know that tho easiest way to get lid of a difficult duty is to pei formic HU party cannot agree on the Chicago platforin,and he ought to give them an opportunity ot being united by his letter of acceptance. Passengers with a penchan t for Euro pean clothing will find that fumigation is a more costly process than the inspection by customs officers. Seven prisoners broke jail at Rochester, New York, and three at Paris, Maine, yester day. Tilts sort of tiling is becoming so com mon, that it looks as though criminal intel ligence is progressing more rapidly than that of Jail architects and officers. HcAlebr, who is the regular Republi can nominee in the Third district or Phila delphia, is making stump orations for Cleve land. It would be hard to decide whether In him than in. Notwithstanding that it will soon be three months since ho was a delegate to the National Convention that nominated Wea verand Field, Powdorly still intends to snp port them I Snch steadfastness is admirable In a world of change. What with milk poisoning at Cincinnati and soup poisoning in Chicago, a man's only chance or living will soon lie in starving himself to death. If there were half as much attention paid to the prevention ot railroad wrecks as has recently been expended in excluding chol era, there would he a wonderful decrease in fatalities among travelers. One of the most familiar figures in the world of American popular mnslo passed away with Pat Gilmore's sudden death. The New York police force has at last been obliged tostait a newspaperon its own account. The Patrol will see that tho incor ruptible officers of the law get their dues henceforth. Garbage should be collected and burnt by the city, and no arrangement short of that can give permanent satisfaction. Haying done so much to demonstrate the advantages of protection. Pock would find some difficulty in explaining how he can consistently vote for free trade candi dates. Anarchists are meeting with shorter shrltt thau usual, but tho courts still fail to suppiess the ever-multiplying trusts' It would pot be" at all out of place for that teal estate congress to vay some atten tion to the value of good country roads and firstrato sewerage. There seems to be more differences of opinion within the Democratic ranks than in all the country outside of them. There is no better time than a Presi dental year for the special cultivation or true patriotism, and Columbus day should be made the most of , all over the country. Wildcat banking would do for unsocial stability Just as free trade would do lor Ameifcan industrial prosperity. Big Chicktes was an appropriate birth place tor a woman who lived a hundred and seventeen years. Dalzell has spoken and the local cam paign should show a corresponding increase in vigor. CELEBRITIES IN CL0YER. Among the new cadets at West Point are a son of Goneral John Pope and grand sons of General Sherman and General C F. Smith. Mrs. Hannebal Hamlin, the widow of the late Vice President who served with Lincoln during the war,is a most Intellectual and lovelv woman. She lives in the old home stead at Bangor, Me. The marriage of Prince Ferdinand of Roumanla and Princess Marie, daughter of the Duke or Edinburgh, will take place on January 1, at Sigmaren, Prussia. Miss Jessie Harlan- Lincoln, the daughter of tho Hon. Robert T. Lincoln, has entered the Iowa.Wesicyan University in Mt. Pleasant, la., and will take the classical course, Joel Chandler Harris, the Southern dialectician and litterateur, sails for Africa in December, it being his purpose to revisit the little coast town of Joel, wheie he was born of missionary parents January 13, 1812. DR. Heinrich Pudob, once director of. the Dresden Conservatory, and a popular writer on music, thinks his country is be coming de-Germanized, and has there fore started an extreme nationalist weekly paper. Dr. William Percy Austin is claimed to be the oldest Bishop of tle English Chuich in point of service. His field of labor is the diocese of Guiana. He is 85 years old, and has been a Bishop for half a century. Me. X, B. Blackstone, President of the Chicaeo and Alton Railway Company! Mrs. Blackstone and Hisses Snow and Jonei, of Chicago, have arrived at the Savoy Hotel, London. They will sail from Southampton for New York eaily in October. Emteror William has had a retnm of his old ear 'trouble. His general health is excellent, buc His-Majesty's spirits are much depressed. Several specialists have been called in consultation and pronounce tho cause of tho return of the old trouble to be the effect of a cold. Gus Harry, believed to be the last of the Narragansett Indians, died last week at Old Mystic, Conn., and was buried in the burial ground of the tribe, near the village. Till the laat he would have no dealings with tho Pequots, of whom there is a large reser vation near by, because they were enemies ot his tribe. WALLED IN BY COBAL. NntiTCS Found on the Hidden Plateau of a Very Little Island. A curious discovery has been made on the Island or Eitaba, one or the Trobrland group, off the northeast coast of New Guinea. A great many sailors passing this little island have imagined that it had no inhabitants because they saw no evidence of human occu pation. Sir William McGregor, the Adminls tiator or British New Guinea, says the island litis an at ea or only five or six square miles. On all sides it presents a low and slightly sloping rnnrgtn, usually about a quarter ot a mile broad, covered by heavy timber. Within is a precipitous coral wall which can be ascended only at a tew places. The bank rises to a height of 300 to 100 leot. Once at tho top the visitor finds within t 1 wall a plateau which occupies the wln... of the center ot tile lsianu aim is uom an to iwieet below the coral wall surrounding it. There about 1,000 natives live and till their gardens. The lien, chocolate colored soil yields them an ample supply of food. They aie completely protected fiom the wind by the tocky rim that incloses their plateau. The island seems to have been an atoll which was lilted above the sea sovoinl hundred feet, so that the atoll ring now foims the coial wall surrounding the plateau. On this elevated and almost Inaccessible plain are IS villages, each of which contaius over 20 housos. Sir William McGregor says the natives cave him a most pleasant reception. He found it difficult to travel through some villages on account of tho yarns, cocoanuts, mats and other arti cles that were laid down before him for his acceptance. Theie are no inter-tribal hostilities, and it is not possi ble lor the natives of other islands to oppress the penplo, because on thelrplateau, naturally fortified us it is, they ate inacces sible to hostile tiibes. The drainage of the plateau is excellent. There are great cavi ties in the coral wall, through which the rainfall filters and makes its way to the sea. TJHIVIBSITY SITDENIS STBKE. Depanvr Boys TVIU Leave Unless Their Editor Is Reinstated GitEXKOASTLE, IsD., Sept. 21. The excite ment and confusion at Dapauw University is inci easing houily. The editois of the Mirage met tho faculty for the third timo last night, and were held from 8 v. ii. until 3 this morning. The dl-cusslon'was heated. The faculty refused to consider the board as a unit and fired the editor-in-chief. The boys rebelled, and the xneoting ad journed. At noon to-day an indignation meeting of the boys of tho college. was held. They asked to meet the faculty at 1 o'clock, and demanded that the editor-iii-chier be reinstated, or about 200 would leave to-morrow. ,The Mirage is a college publication, distinguished for artistic cxoullonce and excoriatloru The last issue hit the Board of Trustees hard. Not Quite Placated Yet St. Louis GIobe-Democr&t. - Hill is a Democrat to the oxtcnt of six columns, and a Cleveland man. la the de gree Of two perfunctory lines. there is more; inconstancy those who nominated him. CAMPAIGN NEWS AND COMMENT. The confusion caused by Attorney Gen eral Hensol's ruling on the Baker bajlot law has by no meaus abated. Chairman Patton, of the Prohibition. State Committee, lias written an open letter to Secretary Harrity, saying: "Having received a oopy of the of ficial ballot as you propose to certify it to the respective Boards of County Commissioners of the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania, I desire to call your attention to tho fact that it is a plain violation of the provisions of sections 2 and H of the aot of Assembly ap proved June 19. 1891, commonly called the Baker ballot act, in the following particu lars, viz.: First The second section of the said act provides: 'That any convention of delegates, or piimary meetvngof electors, or caucus held under the rules of apolitical party, or any board authorized t6 certify nominations representing a political party which, at the preceding election, polled at least 3 per cent of the largest entire vote for any office cast in the State.orln the electoral district or division thereof, for which such primary meeting, caucus, convention or board deslies to make or certity nomina tions, may nominate one candidate for each office which is to he filled m the State, or in Bald district or division, at the next en suing election, by causing a cer tificate of nomination to be drawn up and filed as hereinbefore provided.' Section 11, which prescribes the form of ballot, provides that 'In case of nominations made by a conventon of delegates or other wise as described in section 2, representing a political party, which, at the election next preceding polled at least 3 per cent or the highest entire vote cast in the State or electoral district or division theieor for which such nominations are made as de scribed in section 2, the names of all the candidates so nominated by such political party ahull be ananged in groups as pre sented in the several certificates of nomina tion, under tlio designation of the office, with the party descriptive words or political appellation at the head of each group.' This language makes it clear that the Prohibition party is entitled to have its political appel lation, to-wit: 'Prohibition,' at the head or each group of candidates nominated by cer tificates ot nomination, in all the Congres sional, Senatorial, lepiesentntive, judicial districts and counties in which the Prohibi tion party polled 3 per cent of the largest en tire vote for any office in the electoral dis trict or division theroof." Hensel's decision revised the Baker ballot law, arid now tnere is an apparent necessity for somebody to revise Hensol's decision. In the letter of Chairman Patton to Sec retary Harrity, after quoting the law as noted above, the Prohibition leader names ten Congressional and a larger number of Senatorial and representative districts, in which the cold water party is entitled by the proportion of the vote to file certificates of nomination. He concludes his communi cation thus: "One of two things is inevita ble under the present form of ballot that you must refuse to certify and throw out all those nominations made by the Prohibition party by certificates of nomination in those Congressional, Senatorial, representative and judicial districts and counties that had 3 per cent of the largest vote cast and that have made nominations in that way, and thus disfranchise the Prohi bitionists in those districts contrary to the plain provisions of the law, or else you must certify nominations made by 'certificate of nomination' as having been made by 'nom ination papers,' contrary to the plain pro visions of the law, depriving the Prohibi tionists in these several districts and coun ties of the light to vote their ticket by a cioss mark opposite the political party nanieor gioup. In the name of the 25,000 Prohibitionists of Pennsylvania I enter my protest against the present form or the bal lot that you propose to certify to tho com missioners ol the several counties or this Commonwealth." Chaliman Patton has made out a good prima facie case against the Reedei-Hensel lorm or ballot, and it will be stranue if he lets the matter rest in its pres ent shape. The courts may have an oppor tunity or passing on the arrangement of the names on tho official tickets before they are used in November. There are two Congressmen at large to be chosen in Pennsylvania this year, but yesterday there was printed in Pittsburg a so called sample Baker ballot, for the pur pose of educating the v.oters, which con tained tho heading, ''Congress at Large Vote for One." . The Harrisburg Stir-Independent expresses its opinion of the Hensel ruling very vigor ously, saying: "Let those who are doctoring the Baker ballot law have a care least they distort Its phraseology, alter its modus operandi, garble its plain wording and so mix it up generally as to render astute lawyers unable to comprehend what it en joins on a voter, and as a consequence mak ing it utterly beyond the capacity of the un learned in such' matteis to proceed in the exercise of the ballot. It ould not surprise many people if before the Novombor elec tion the Suprome Court is called on." The Harrisburg Telegraph is not behind in point ing out the faulty features of the revised form of bailor. It javs: "For some unaccountable reason Chairman Beeder and the Philadelphia politicians, who manipu late things, did not consider Secretary Ilar rlty's action with approval. Possiblv they may have found in the ballot, as originally constructed, aimoumes in manipulating me vote of Legislative, and Congressional dis tricts. Possibly thev may have anticipated an increase of trouble in completing the bar gain by which a Free Trade Democrat, to the shame or every decent Republican, is put upon a Republican ticket. But, what ever may have been their reason, they fur nished Attorney General Hensel Just the opportunity he destied," If the question of the proper arrange ment ot the official ballot is to be taken into the Courts, the test should come as soon as possible. Election day is now only a few weeks away. The Bepublican managers in New York are watching every move of Tammany, and are letting no opportunity for work escape them. State Chairman Keohet says: "We are not hunting Democratic ballot thieves with a torchlight procession and a brass band. There will probably be a con ference every day between Bepublican leaders from now on until No vember 8." Joe Manley, of Maino, who will be at national headquarters until election, says: "I have not been in New York long enough to becomo thoroughly ac quainted with the situation, but I have great faith in the general outcome or this political contest. Of com se, I believe that Mr. Harrison will bo re-elected President. The Blaine Republicans, as you are pleased to toim a portion of the Bepublican party, will do as earnest and effective work in this campaign as they would have rendered had Mr. Blaino been the standard bearer. W9 Blaine men have been educated to loyalty to the party. Wo believe that our duty Is to stand by the principles or the party tegard less or the candidates to bo elected to fill the various positions or responsibility and trust. I do not know of a simile prominent Blaine man In the country who Is not going to do his level best to secure the election or Har rison and Beld and .the tiinmph ot the Salty. We believe with Tom Reed that the est thing in- tho woild is the Republican party." President "Jack Bobinson, of the Re publican State League, Is endeavoring to get all of the prospective Gubernatorial candidates to attend the club convention at Willtamsport this week. Invitations have been sent to Hastings, Stone, Watres, Mou tooth and others, whose names hare been mentioned. THE .Democratic State convention in. South Carolina was so much afraid that its own electoral nominees might vote for Weaver or some one else but Cleveland, that the following resolution was adopted: "That any and every person nominated by this convention as a Presldental eleator shall, within ten days after the adjourn ment ot this convention, file with the Exe cutive Committee of the Stato Democratic party at their office in Columbia a pledge in writing that he will, if elected as suoh elec tor, cast his vote for Grover Cleveland as President and Adlai E. Stevenson as Vioo President of the United States, and in case any such person so nominated shall within the said tlmo refuse or fail to do so the said Executive Committee is hereby authorized and required tp nominate in each instance some other suitable person, who shall by them be required to give such pledges: and such poison so nominated shall be the noini 'nee 01 the Demooratio party for L'residental elector." The Democratic party in South Carolina must be in a precarious condition .when suoh an iron-clad resolution is neces sary to secure tha fealty of the party's elec tors to the national ticket. In Ohio each party column on the Aus tralian ballot has a pictorial emblom for the benefit of voters who cannot xead. The Republican design is the eazle, while the Democrats have adopted the rooster. SULLIVAN'S LATEST A SUCCESS. London Takes Kindly to the Comic Opera Produced Last Night fET CABLE TO THIS DISPATCH. Loudon, Sept. 21. Copyright. "Haddon Hall," Sullivan & Grundy's new comic opera, was produced to night, at the Savoy, and was enthusiastically received by a crowded house. The Duke of Edinburgh, suffering from a bad cough, and the princi pal society people in town were present. Sullivan, who conducted, received an ova tion, but his pallor was a relic of his Illness. The scenery was delightful, representing Telbin's old EnalisU hall, a dream of pas toral beauty. The stage was a p.irterrp of uunois, UIIU bilta CU91U1UC9 were Dright and pretty. Grundy's cynicism, an abundant example of satiric humor afforded bv the Puritans, who strike for "oight hours' moan, eight hours' sigh, eight hours' groan and eight hours' pay," made the opera a success before tho end of the first act, Sullivan be ing at his best and the music full of inci dental charanter. Carte invented something altogether new in stage thunderstorms; and Sullivan a new orchestration accompaniment. This was the feature dnring the second elopement, when forked lightning played throughout the scene, thence a sudden transition into the most brilliant ballroom scenes ever pro duced. The Puritan provide the fun of the opera, this part being a hit at the radicals and social purity faddists. All the artists acquitted thomsetves well, Rutland Barring ton, as Restive, a disgusted Roundhea'i.belng fitted to life, and Lucille Hill, as Dorothy Ver non, being very effective. CONSIGNED TO J0HK WANAHAKEB. Now York's 400 Own Most of the Sweating Shops In New Jersey. Newark, N. J., Sept. 21. Deputy Labor In spector Callan, or the Stats Bureau, has made a report to the Essex Trades Council regarding his work among tho factories of Newark. In the teport beaays: "One important matter I want to call at tention to is the sweating system adopted by tenement house tailors, which was the subject of an important paper at the Hart ford convention. It was shown that they work, eat and sleep in the same room, work ing from 6 a. m. until 11p.m. The Governor ot a neighboring State detailed two or his inspectors to examine into the system and drive them out of tho State. They found that most of the houses were owned by New York's "100," and nearly the entire output was shipped to John Wanaraaker, of Philadelphia. They are driven out of New York and numbers of them liavo located here. It will be well to endeavor to induce the next Legislature to enact a law prohibit ing the sweat house system." LOTTO'S HEAD OF C0LTMBTJ3 Chosen for the Obverse of the World's Fair Half Dollars. Wjishisotos, Sept. 21. Director Leech, of the Mint Bureau, received a telegram to-day fro'm Mr. Barber, an engraver attached to the Philadelphia Mint who was sent to Chi cago to confer with the World's Fair author ities in regard to the souvenir coins, saying that an acreoment had been reached. The design adopted for the coin is the Lotto' head of Columbus for obverse andCaravet and two globes foa reverse. It is probable 1,000,000 or these coins will be minted before the expiration of the pres ent year. WEI8SERT THE YETERAN. Captain Weissebt's selection as Com mander will be indorsed by every soldier in the country. Baltimore American. captain Weissekt is a popular man in the Grand Army circles or the Northwest and his selection will be universally approved. Ohio Slate Journal. It Is one of tho pleasant features of Com mander Weissert's election to the chieftain ship of the Grand Army that the eholce was made by acclamation Boston Globe- Milwaukee gets there! The National En campment or the G. A. B. Has done well in elevating A. G. Wefssert to the proud post or Commander in Chief. Evening fViscontm. Captain Weissert, the new Commander in ' Chief of the'Grand Army of the Republic, is the kind of man that democratic organiza tion delights to honor. Philadelphia Ledger. Weissert, the new Commander of the G. A. R., was born in Ohio. If there is a man in this country who was not born in Ohio he has successfully concealed the fact from the people. Chicago Mail. We have no doubt Commander Weissert will vindicate the wisdom of those who chose him, by acclamation, to this high and responsible post, and that bis administra tion will be entirely successful. AVto York JPriss. All alike recognize the appropriateness of the selection, not only in view of the splendid record wbioh Commander Weissert mado during the war, but of his long, active and ever-efficient devotion to the Interests of the Grand Army. Washington Post. Captain A. G. Weissert has an'experlenoe in responsible positions in the affairs of the Grand Army ana a legal eminence which will qualify him admirably for the duties of the station; and the fact that he was chosen to it by acclamation, without a dis senting voice, assures an harmonious ad ministration which should redound to the best interests of the organization. PAifo drlph'a Record. A 0,000,000 Feet Ohio Gasser. ZANE3VILLE, Sept. 21. SiieciaL The Zanesville Natural Gas Company, composed largely of Pittsburg parties, have struck it rich in Pleasant township, Fairfield county. Thoy tapped a gasser yesterday that thus far is flowing so strongly that nothing can be done with the appliances on hand. The yield is stated to be about 6,000,000 feet a, day. The company has options on a field 15 niilo.n in extent, and will begin realizing on their in vestment by piping the gas to this city. Slow Progress of the Delamater TriaL Meadville, Sept. 21. Proceedings in the Delamater trial were dull to-day, the efforts of the prosecution being confined to prov ing the value of property. At noon an ad journmnt was taken until Monday after noon. From present appearances the trial will consume the coming week. Canadian Fisheries a Failure. Quebec, Sept. 21 The fisheries at many points along the coast and the St. Eawrenco have bepn a complete failure this aeason.and in consequence large numbers are selling out and leaving for the United States. Won't Pose as a Type. Washington Post.j It is understood that when Chaunoer Da pew takes the stump he will quarantine all references to "typical Americans." DEATHS HEBE AND ELSEWHERE. Obituary Notes. Caroline, Marchioness of Abergavenny, Eng land, If dead. Hattie Leslie, of Buffalo, champion female pnglllst and wreatlcr of the world, died in Milwau kee yesterday. Mark Lacet, a tclearaph operator In the office of the National Transit Company, died Friday evening at his residence In Glenfieul. Major Stewart, who was on Grant's staff dur ing the war and a member of Rawlins Post, of Washington, died then- suddenly Friday. Mrs. faUSANXUSK, of Xew CasUe, widow of the late Henry Lnsk, and who had many relatives among the prominent people of that section of the Slate, died Friday morning. She was ei years old. Antitoxt McGovern, a McKeesport mill work er, died suddenly In bis elialr yesterdar. He was sitting reading, apparently well, when lie sud denly reeled back and dropped dead. He was about 40 years of age, v THE aged father of H. B. Jacob. Superintend ent of the U estern Pennsylvania Institution for the Hllnd, died at his home In Lancaster county Friday. Mr. Jacobs was one or the oldest resi dents of Lancaster county. Gideon D. Hixon died Friday at LaCrosse. Wis., of neuralgia or tbe heart, aged 66 years. Mr. Hixon was President or the Hannibal Saw mill Company and the LaCrosse National Bant, He leaves a lortunc estimated at f I.S0.OM. CHAhLES EKIS. a well-known cltlien of North Braddoct, died Friday night of typhoid fever. For some tline several of the members of tho Free Methodist Cbdrch Invaded the chamber of th tick man and held RTivals. and the doctors say t! hastened tbe man's death. THOSE CANALS ON MARS. rWRITTRN TOB THE DISFATCH.1 At the present time there is an nnniaal interest manifested in the topography of our planetary neighbor Mars. The excep tional nearnoss of this perlheliac visit lias directed attention to him from every quarter of the earth. Astronomers of high and low degree have impressed, glasses of large and small caliber into star-gazing service and the laity can only stand by with expectant interost, while these people assay to unravel the great mystery of the heavens. There seems to be some confirmation, from the great Lick Observatory of Schiaparelli's great Marstan "canals" and their bisecting and "geminating" tendency. It is Interest ing to know that what the Milanese astrono mer "averred that he saw 13 years ago. now receives conclusive confirmation, although the only significance thero is in this is that he really saw, ai he thought he saw, bat it is pot In any sense confirmatory that his definition of what he saw and others now see is correct. Know Little About the Moon. Let us indulge in some observations, and at tbq same time let us not be flighty, though the subject be rather aerial, but let us be calm and easy, as ir discussing tho pro posed Ohio River an d Lake Erie Ship Canal. Our ruddy neighbor has a diameter that is only a little more than one-half that of the earth. That is to say, while our earth has a diameter of about 8,000 miles, that of Mars is .1V milei. As against our circum ference of 21,000 miles, our celestial neighbor has 13,339; miles, or about twice the clrcum ference ot the moon, but the greater near ness of this last mentioned luminary to our earth is such as to make it seem 63 times larger than the red orb or tho great "canals." Now it seems remarkable that so much more should bo known of Mars than ot the moon, and strange, too, that we shoald know anything at all as to the absolute physical condition or our satellite, since we ure still so much in tbe dark on some or the commonest physics of the earth. Verily there must be something in going away from home for honor! It is ns if we got from the credulous stranger what our neighbor, who knows us well, would deny to us. With the moon so near that it is apparently 63 times larger than Mars, the wonder is that our satellite has not been completely dis sected. Yea, and with the earth right under our feet, how unanimous and how lucid we are not as to Its method of formation, its geological changes, its evolution of lire and forms ind especially as to its anthropology. The Changes on the Planet. But let us consider more particularly the suppositious Marsian "canals." These are subject to most remarkable shrinkings and expansions to a degree that la to us utterly Inexplicable. Not only are these immense channels subject to wonderful transforma tions, but lakes and considerable seas also present the same changing phenomena. This inexplicable metaraorpbois, however, is only such, if we attempt to associate such evident phjsicnl commotion with the pres ence or higher man. It i not difficult to grasp the causes of the earth's earlier chance of aqueous and other outlines, that resulted in establishing continental cemeteries; but it would knock all scientific inclination silly to so utterlyignorenature'ssynthetical procedure as to attempt to associate with the emergence and submergence of continents, the presence of a highly de veloped, refined and mathematical human with a most transcendent grasp of the profits of commerce, amid such an unstable, environment! CanalsT What under the canopy could Bach humans want with canals when the water surface on year with another might varyTrotn 200 to 500 leet in altitude! CanalsT ir we assume that tbe adult Mar sian is 11 feet hizh, that he weighs 7 tons that his muscles are as large as a stove pipe his nerves as an 6U well cable, that he has a bushel basket- full of brain, has the "sand" or a wildcat, and the activity or a red squir rel, be would need all this more, to excavate trenches hemispherical systems of them some or which are 3 353 miles long, 135 miles wide and of a deptu of which, how ever, the astronomical deponents are silent! Must Do Things on a Big Scale. Says JL Camille Flammarion: 'It is sometimes only of three degrees, or 111 miles, tor small and very narrow canals." Yes, that is to say, when these cigantlo Marsians dig a small trench to drain a corn field the excavation is as wide as from Pitts burg to Akron, O., and if only a short line nffuir, might reach from Passamaquoddy Bay to Lake Ponchartrain! Oh, there is nothing small about these Marsians, not even the lasts over which their shoes are made. We have only one thing on earth Chat will match them, and that is the adjustable and elastic imagination of tbe men who amuse themselves and astonish the earth playing with a tube and curved glaises. We are assured that our entertaining neighbor is much older than our earth, and there is every reason to believe that the information is correct, for on the exact and precise age of the earth there is a unanimous unanimity, an agreeable argument and a concurrent concurrence that is touching to behold! Aider? Why, certainly. While we hesi tated and slung mud at eaoli other about digging a canal, such as the Marsians have to carry away the slops or their kitcheni a canal across the ridge that divides the Ohio Valley from the Great Lake basin they would dig through the Andes Mouutains.and ao it as an appetizer lor oreaKiasr, Not a Mere Question of Seeing. But, for a clear and comprehensive knowledge or the stages or terrestrial man, together with the conditions of his en v iv ronment, an acquaintance with terrestrial geology Is imperatively neces-ary. How can anything bo reared if there be no foun dation on which it may bo based? It will surely be discovered before anything very definite is detei mined that the problem of planetary humanity, or stellar humanity in general, is more of u celestial Inter-geological and anthropological question, than a merely astronomical one, for what is the mere seeing of signs if we be not equipped to in terpret their significance. Not one of these astronomers, so far as tbe writer has been ?ble to learn, has proposed to Invoke the aid of a compiehensive anthropology and one at least, of popular prominence, in some of his utterance?, has disclosed a wolul lack of knowledge of the rudiments of common geology. Nature produces tens or thou sands of acorns to each oak tree that she firoduccs, thousands of life-germs for each iving lorm sho produces, she al lowed eons of ages to pass ere she invited man to tread the earth, and she allowed eons more to pass, before he stood one iota higticr on tlie plane of utility, than many another animal. She has infinite time, space and material and she can afford to have and beyond a doubt does have, many spheres whlrlingin space, whose conditions are such, that no highly do v cl oned 'ifo can respond to them. If It be a fact that Mars is the theater of such tremend ous physical transformations, the careful gcolosist ana anthropologist can see nothing whatever to indicate there, tho presence of man. The entire question is as much ono of sense as of science. N. Looking Into the Russian Seizures. Ottawa, Ont., Sept. 21. Tho Dominion Government has just been notified by the British Government that a British man-of-war has been ordered to at once proceed to Viadivostock. Russia,1 to investigate the re cent seizure of Canadian vessels by Russian cruisers. AVest Virginia's Newest Tunnel. Hu:.tington, W. Vx, Sept. 21. SpeciaUl The big Hatfield tunnel, on tbe line of the Norrolk and Western Railroad In Logan county, has been completed and track was laid from" each end, connecting the link of stoel that now binds Norfolk, Vo., to Chi cago. The People's Encampment. Baltimore Amerieau.1 Tho next great crowd that goes to Wash ington will be to witness Harrison's second inauguration. A. LOVEICS FANCY. The withered brown leaves lie In clusters beneath ber feet; They were glad to fade and die To make her pathway sweet; And each scattered flake of snow In amorous longing seeks To melt away in the glow Of her warm and crimson cheeks. Ana the rays of the setting son Steal ninety Dlllloa miles To catch a sight of one or her rare and brilliant smiles; And tbe stars of evening tight. At the close of tae dying day. To be first to greet her sight With a feeble twilight ray; And tbe dull old earth rolls on With a slow and steady gilt. And his solemn mind upon Ills sneet and precious freight. No wonder he seems .irrald To e ter the comet's race; He Is bearing a queenly maid Through me dlny realms or space. Bury Soaaine, in Mia England Majaiim. CURIOUS CONDENSATIONS. Textiles are first in Prussian Industries. The velocipede was invented by Drais In 1817. The nails on amputated fingers often continue to grow. But li per cent of Bulgaria's popula tion Can write and read. The Crusaders stormed Jerusalem with the aid of wooden towers. Thirteen millions sterling have already been spent on the Manchester ShiD Canal. The Turks, in the final siege of Con stantinople.employed catapults and bolistas side by side with cannon. There are 15,000,000 adult male inhab itants of the United States and 2,000.000 col ored, Chinese and Indian inhabitants above the age of 21. Japanese doctors never present bills to their patients. They await the patient's in clination to pay, and then thankfully accept whatever snm "is offered. Sal ton late, which so suddenly appeared a few months ago in the Colorado desert, has entirely disappeared, and its bed is now covered with luxuriant verdure. The Rothschilds smoke Henry Clay's ,'Sobrauos," which cost 5 or 6 shillings each. Thev are wrapped in gold leaf and packed in little inlaid, cedar wooU cabinets. The center of population in this coun try, which at the close of Jefferson's term was 10 miles northwest of Washington, is now 1! miles east of Columbus, Ind. Platinum is the most infusible of all metals, melting only before the oxv-hydro-gen blow pipe, or In a very powerful blast furnaco. Its fusing point is 1,770 C. The fathers of New Guinea sell their daughters for an ax apiece. Down in New Guinea when a blushing maiden favors a young man's suit she slyly murmurs, "Ax papa.' The organist at a Cardiff church found several or the notes soundless. An exami nation revealed the fact that no fewer than six birds, including a robin, bad built their nests in the pipes. The Government makes no charge for coining. The only mint charges are for melting, parting, refining, etc., and for al loys. A certain scale of charges is fixed ac cording to the work to be done. The greatest day's run of an ocean steamship was 515 miles. Tne steamer in question wa3 662 feet long, and had pre viously been known to make 500 miles per day for three days in succession. In England, notwithstanding that in oar own dependency or Malta the hangman receives jESO a year from the British Govern ment, no executioner has had any official status since tbe death or Calcraf c. The Central Pacific Bailroad has some monster engines- in use ou the western end or its route tnose made at the Sacramento shops in 1S83. Each or those gigantic loco motives weighs, exclusive of tender, 123,000 pounds. In connection with the Egyptian na tions, the Gnostics, as well as some of the early Christian fathers, spealcor Christ as the scarabseus and symbolize him as a man with a beetle's head. The Egyptians always embalmed this sacred insect. A valued possession of the President of the Masonic Veteran Association is a call- bell that was cast from chirpings from tbe famous old Liberty Bell of Philadelphia. Ic has been rung in many lodge-rooms and al ways amia. great entnusiasm. No President of the United States was bom in New York City, but two of the 2: died there. One President, one ex-Presiden and one occupant ot Presidental office du ing mo period ot lour years ior wuicn n opponent was elected survive the contes oi more tnan a century. There were, according to the Pederi census or 1B90, I.VKt.OOO male Inhabitants o! voting age in New York two years ago. Of these 633,000 were foreign born. About two thirds of them (116,000) were naturalized, 22.C00 had taken out their firt papers and 192,000 were at that time aliens. Both the Kurd3 and the Cassacks be lieve that Aiarat is guarded by an unearthly being and that no man can ascend the peak and live. They have a somewhat contrary opinion, however, a9 to what kind or spirits are on guard, the former claiming that the devil is guard supreme, the latter that angels are on watcb. But little mention is made of breakfast in ancient history, It being a simple meal, in striking 'contrast to the luxurious dinner. The Greeks ate but two meals; the first at mid-day, the second at evening. The first was generally composed of fruits and light wines, tbe heat of the climate rendering more hearty food distasteful. lime. Adam, editor of a Paris journal, says that there is an emancipation of' the young woman of France caused by their in terconse with English and American visit ors. They are no longer chaperoned on every occasion, their manners and oustoms have undergone great c ban-res, and thoy are Anglicized ana Americanized to a great ex tent. The earliest chest was simply the trunk of an oak tree scooped out and cut down the middle, one-half serving as a lid. which was at first kept closed by a strap or leather, and later by one made or iron. As late as tne lonrteentn century tne oat cnest, in ad dition to being a repository for valuables, served. as a seat and sometimes also as a table. There is a touch of humor in the fact that mosquito and musket are from the same root, the Latin word for fly. One comes through the Spanish mosca, a fly; the other probably through the Italian. The popular notion that tbe Mosquito coast of Central America gave name to the Jersey pest is probably an inversion of the true sequence. Attention Is called to the fact that the present Is the first time for half a century that New England has not bad a representa tive in the Cabinet, excepting only about five weeks under President Polk, nnd dur ing the summer of 1S71, between the resigna tion of Secretary Richardson and the ap pointment or Postmaster General Jewell by General Grant. There is a curious group of rocks near Milan which form the oft-described "Na ture's City." An irregular mass of rocks some 200 feet high resemoIe3 a cltadeL Be low are five depressions, of which one is a gigantic amphitheater, and the second a necropolic, a third a parade and the fourtli a regularly laid out city quarters, with pub lic monuments, gates, streets, etc IXIGHT3 INTO FUNNTD03L He was a very absent-minded man? Iamverrfond of fruit," sha said. "I just dote on lemons." yes," be replied, "yon know the saying Sweets to the sweet." WaiMnnton btar. This life is like a game of cards, And most of us arc chumps; For when we think we're going to win, Tbe other man holds tbe tramps. Urooklifn Easts. "That youDg man of yours is named Mark Antony, I believe." Yes, papa." It isn't very pleasant for a man to hare to toe the Mark, but If he comes around here any morel am afraid I mm'Indlajuipolis Journal. THE BETOEMED X1T. For weeks I'd watched his downward path, And grieved much at his ways ; For. when we reap the aftermath. We learn sin never pays. The race track was his Joy by day. The poker game by night. He was the gayest of the gay. The tightest or the tight. Bat now these vices make him wince; He treats them with a frown; For no one could be better since His wife is back in town. Sew Tort inn. Younglove Er er I have come, Mr. Pater to ask for er-er tbe Pater Ummph ! Yonnglove (scared) For -the hand of yonr daughter Maria. Pater Thunder, my boy, what did yon come at me that way for? Certainly; of course: take her. I thought you were going to borrow my ticket to the races. Chicago Hews Becord. The difference 'twixt pants and trousers Ii (I think no ono has said it). That pants are always sold for cash And trousers bought on credit. Dftroit Free Press. Maud I think it is too horrid for any thing. Here I've looking over the side of tbe ves 'es- T sel ror hair an hour and can't see It. Hubby Can't see -what, my dear? Maud Why. 'he equator. The Captain sal we wars crossing it, Apart Jtovunu.