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One Year 1 25 The Daily Dispatch Is delivered by carriers at IS cents per weeV, or. Including Sunday Edition, at 10 cents per week. PinMRUG. SATUKI1AY. AUGUST S. IK, IRTEE1 PACES, WOKK FOR EVERYBODY. The Chief of the Department of Public Safety says the city officials are prepared to take stringent measures to protect Pittsburg in case the cholera reaches this country. The means outlined is a species of quarantine regulation on railway travel and prompt isolation of any cases that may appear. This will no doubt be use ful precaution if the disease should de velop in this country, which it is not likely to do this year in time to attain epidemic proportions. But it is not the first or the most necessary work. "What can be done now, and what should be done without delay, is to take urgent measures to clean up every spot in the two cities where filth accumulates. People with their eyes open know of plenty of such spots, and their thorough disinfection is more impor tant as against all possible contingencies than any watch on railway travel can be. This is a work in which not only city offi cials, but every citizen is interested. Every individual can aid in the work of cleaning up, and every person has his share of re sponsibility in it The man who lets a pool of filth or heap of garbage remain on his premises, or who knows of such a thing elsewhere, without using every means to secure its abatement, not only imperils his own health, but permits the existence of a threat to the health of the whole com munity. The man who secures the clean ing up of any such spot contributes his hare toward the perfect sanitation of the ty- The work of bringing the city into per- t sanitary condition should be taken in 1 by public officials and private citi- alike. Remedies for cholera and the developments of protection by in- woulAion promise to rob the disease of muchW its terror. But, if the city is brought to a condition of perfect purity, we draw tne teetn not onlv ot a cholera epidem but of the less dreaded, though more common, scourges of typhoid, diph theria, smallpox and scarlet fever. Every one should clean up rigidly. AN EAHLT DECAY. That heroic effort of the New York World to carry the whole Northwest from furthest Kansas to Wisconsin is going agley even sooner than its initial attempt last year to carry Rhode Island for the Democracy. In that effort the World got bo far as to get the predestined Presiden tal candidate of the Democracy to speak there, with the marked though reaction ary result that Rhode Island went Repub lican stronger than for several years be fore. In its present effort, however, although pursued with all the urgency of double leads and letters from the lights of De mocracy, used with daily iteration, the boom has fallen into the sere and yellow leaf in the initial operation of raising a subscription. That grand effort, which was to convince Northwestern voters of the purity and honesty of the Democracy, was started with a 10,000 subscrip tion from the proprietor of the World, Four Democratic millionaires MjeBiMWj. testified their attachment to De mocracy .by chipping In fl,000 each. One man accomplished a unique fame by subscribing (200 as "a member of the Manhattan Club." Nine enthusiastic Democrats Crave $100 each, and then the boom dropped with a dull thud Into the passe stage of twenty-five, ten, five and single-dollar subscriptions and even of quarters and dimes. The result of this double-leaded appeal, outside of the f 14, 000 with which it was started, has been the raising of about (5,000. i The (19,000 .thus brought into the polit ical field, may be the methods of New York Democracy to carry the great North west for Cleveland. As far as experience goes, however, it is Jiot much more than enough to convince the doubtful voters of a single ward in Chicago. The fatality of the esteemed World't political booms tends to create a suspicion that they are boom erangs. t A FREE TRADE FICTION. The Philadelphia Beeord thinks it has discovered a discrepancy between the cur rency statistics and Governor McKinley's declaration that the past year has yielded a favorable balance of trade amounting to 5200,000,000. It goes to the Treasury statement of the amount of currency in cir culation and finds that there lias been an increase in eight months in the amount of money in circulation of but $23,000,000. Therefore it considers as pertinent this question, What has become of the money? It says: "The official reports of the Gov ernment give no hint of the whereabouts of this money." On the contrary it cites the fact that the exports of coin and bull ion the past fiscal year netted thirteen million dollars. On the face it seems that our free trade cotemporary desires to impeach the state ment as to the large balance in favor of this country as between exports and im ports. To do so it would have to ignore one set of statistics in favor of another, as the reports of the Treasury Department show the large balance of trade in our favor more indisputably than the amount of currency in circulation, as the latter is largely a matter of estimate. It does not really do so, but acknowledges an excep tional year, asserting that in payment of the balance of trade the foreigners "sent back old debts due them for redemption." There is a further intimation that they did this because the McKinley bugaboo would not let them send back textile fab rics and other necessaries of life as if the obliging foreigners had been abstaining from collecting their debts due them by the hundred millions in consideration of the privileges allowed them by the pre ceding quarter century of the protective tariff. This is a very specious attempt to be cloud the issue by playing upon terms of equivocal meaning. For "old debts due them" read evidences of debt, such as corporate securities, and the Becord's subterfuge is clear. The failure of gold to come this way in the face of the large balance of trade in our favor is one of the monetary phenomena of the year, but it has been clearly explained. The European Governments want gold so badly that instead of letting it come to the United States they are sending back stocks and bonds to be sold in New York. Now will the Beeord kindly state whether the coun try is worse or betteroff for taking a 5200, 000,000 balance of trade in its own secu rities at the valuation of its own markets? It requires little candor to recognize that a large balance of trade rectified in that way adds more to the wealth and invest ments of the country than an addition to the stock of gold in the banks. Our cotemporary's figment of a balance of trade paid by foreigners in "old debts due them," applied as it was to show that the farmers did not do well by the exports of their products, carries an intimation that the suffering farmers have had to take the old foreign debts of some one else in payment for their grain. It would be very interesting for the Beeord to produce an instance of that sort INSPIRED BY PREJUDICE. The London Economist, in speaking of the approaching monetary conference, says that "so far as the rehabilitation of silver is concerned that is foredoomed to failure." It goes on to predict that when the expectations of the United States in that respect are falsified the apprehen sions with regard to silver payments will make it necessary for the Government to take energetic action and' protect its stock of gold. The promptness of the Eeo nomist to take the failure of the conference as a foregone conclusion may be a case in which the wish is father to the thought That organ of the monometallists would be very glad to see the purpose of the conference de feated; but it does not necessarily follow that it must be. It is not certain, nor is it a very hopeful possibility, that the confer ence will accomplish any definite results. But the fact that a conference is called to increase the monetary use of silver implies a recognition that there is a necessity of reinforcing the world's stock of gold by restoring silver to its own use. If Eng land attends the conference, as has been hinted, the Economist'! comments would imply she would do better to stay away. But in case the conference proves futile it does not imply that any wide apprehen sions would follow in this country. There are no large interests here relying on the conference. Free silver advocates are not, else they would not push their coinage measure in advance of the conference. The gold men would certainly not be dis appointed. The class between the two who desire to see the silver question set tled by restoring silver in a way that will not depreciate the currency may feel an abstract disappointment; but their appre hensions are not likely to affect the money market especially. It will, however, be clearly the duty of the Treasury to protect itself in such a case. When it does so to the extentrthat foreign nations cannot draw on this conn try for gold at will, England may make the discovery that it would have been wiser to assist instead of obstructing the effort to increase the world's stock of money metals. A NECESSITY FOR SUPPRESSION. Last spring Mr. Lodge, of Massachu setts, charged that the Democratic party was "the natural allyof the free silver movement." The assertion was justified by the attitude of the majority of the Democrats at that time. The National Democratic Convention by its correct plank on the monetary question appar ently took that disturbing issue out of the campaign. The effectiveness of this dec laration has been somewhat clouded by the subsequent action of Democrats in Congress on the free silver bill. While the Democratic position on the silver issue is thus uncertain, it is a re proach and a danger to find double-faced representations as to the attitude of the Republican party on that subject Every party has its full quota of organic donkeys who make misrepresentations that are sup posed to catch votes; but when the mis representation comes from a source near to the candidate it is something to be promptly corrected. Yet we "find the Helena, Mont, Journal, which has at tained fame as being the property of Bos sell B. Harrison, indulging In the follow? ing: "The Bland free silver bill and the Stewart free silver bill, passed by the Re publican Senate, were strangled in the Democratic House in the Interest of Grover Cleveland's candidacy." It has been heretofore necessary to sup press Mr. Russell Harrison; but when it comes to representing to the people of Montana that the Republican 'party Is favorable to free silver, and the Dem ocratic party unfavorable to it, the neces sity for complete silencing is more urgent than ever. NOW THE TIME FOR PREVENTION. The spread of cholera has reached a stage at which the neglect of all proper precautions amounts to criminal careless ness. Optimistic skepticism of such obvi ous danger is as bad as, or worse than pes simistic panic-stricken credulity. So far the Government officials have made a most signal and culpable failure to appreciate the extreme gravity of the situation. Procrastination in adopting strict and rigid quarantine regulations is the very acme of folly. Any petty incon venience arising from the use of proper preventive measures is utterly insignificant when compared with the Incalculable evils which will ensue if tne disease is once al lowed to obtain a foothold on these shores. Foreign bills of health should be treated as so much waste paper. Absolute re liance mustbe placed in American quaran tine officers. They must be allowed to take nothing for granted, and compelled to be thoroughly radical in their exami nations. The most scrupulous care should be taken in excluding rags and all other merchandise coming from districts which have been within reach of infection. Nothing can compare for an instant with the value of human life, and the safety of thousands of Americans depends upon due care at this time. The dire results which may follow a superficial exami nation of passengers are strikingly indi cated by the sudden death from cholera of two men within a few hours of their passing the inspectors at London. Now is the time to act, and without further delay the Washington officials must issue peremptory orders for an ade quate quarantine blockade. A CORPORATE DEFIANCE. The attitude of corporate combinations toward the law is strikingly illustrated in the remarks of the master-mind of the Reading concerning the decision of the chancellor of New Jersey against the Reading leases. There is nothing new in the decision itself, nor indeed is the defiant nullification of the law unprecedented. But the decision states old and well-settled principles, while the pronouncement of the President of the Reading Railroad represents the late theory that law does not bind the great corporations unless it suits their policy., The ruling goes over principles of law which have been declared again and again by the highest courts. It tears open every evasion by which the illegal purposes of the Reading combination were concealed. It shows that the leases were forbidden by law; that their object is to create a monopoly of the anthracite coal trade; that when a corporate act tends to public injury or the defeat of public policy it may be restrained; and that, as equity looks at the substance and will penetrate disguises of form to deal with it, the creation of subsidiary corporations to escape responsibility will not alter the case. Does anyone suppose that this thorough and conclusive ruling from the highest court of New Jersey will alter the course of the" Reading? Let Mr. McLeod, President of the corporation make the answer: "The decision willhave as much' effect as If the injunction were directed against the Sioux Indians." Here we have one of the issues of the day clearly set forth. It has been presented before in the equally conclusive ruling of the Pennsylvania courts in the South Penn case; but the PennsylvaniaRallroad officials were not so brutally frahk in their defi ance of the law. Mr. McLeod goes to re markable length in his declaration that his corporation yields no more obedience to the courts than a Sioux Indian would. The court clearly sets forth that the illegality of the whole combination lies in the illegal purpose which inspires it Mr. McLeod does not seem to think it necessary to pretend that there will be an abandonment of that purpose in defer ence to the law. Not at all. The differ ence between the combination magnates and the Sioux Indians with which he com pares himself is that he proposes to make some changes in "forms of operation" so as to attain exactly the illegal purpose which the court has denounced as a new set of disguises and evasions of exactly the same class that the court has exposed. Federal officials who persist in ignoring the necessity to guard against the 'dread dangers of cholera will have a heavy weight on their shoulders if the disease make a landing in America, That Reading deal was very nearly as distinct a violation of law as the destruc tion of propel ty by striking switchmen. HoiiUAK, who was more conspicuous in his opposition to the granting of national aid to the World's Fair than any other Con gressman, has applied for and received ten complimentary tickets to the opening oere monies. The Chicago officials are evidently adepts at the coals of fire business, and be lieve that it is never too late to mend even Holman. Small boys who make a practice of pelting summer street car passengers with bean-shooters should be treated to a course of spankings and sent early to bed. The days of the straw bat are numbered, and the seer-sucker coat will he relegated to office use ere long. Private citizens will best appreciate the injustice of exempting certain corporations from taxation by remembering that they themselves have to pay more than their fair share toward the maintenance of the city in order to make tip for this Invidious discrimi nation. - Trials of the Tennessee rioters are to begin in a. day or two. Trials of the law abiding citizens in the neighborhood of the mines began a long while ago. The situation at Bufialo now is that a number of the striking swltcnmen have lost their situations. ' Personally and individually the mem bers of the Cooley gang are no doubt as In significant as disreputable. But as a dis turber of the peace and dlsrespecter of the law the crowd of them is of sufficient Impor tance to demand prompt suppression. "Wheee there's a will there's a way," and private enterprise shonld provoke public enthusiasm to Becure the Ohio Elver and Lake Erie Canal. Aeronautical fatality is rapidly be coming recognized as a synonym for balloon ascension. ) It is about as wise to postpone learning how to swim until tho accomplishment" Is absolutely necessary to prevent a drowning at to abstain from proper quarantine pre ventives of a cholera invasion until the disease Is well-nigh In onr midst. There was a strong suggestion of Nov ember in last night's atmosphere .well calcu lated to give some Of t tie local politicians the' shivers. The worst and commonest sidewalk obstruction of them all is the habitual loafer. What with fear of- cholera, excitement over labor troubles and interest in the ap. proaehlng prize fights to say nothing of the chronio absorption In baseball Presldental candidates are finding It a hard task to attract publlo attention. Suicides resulting from blighted affeo tiona could hardly choose a less romantic exit from life than the rough on rats routs The police and the militia may come to blows before the present trouble blows over. The International Peace Congress is meeting this year in the quiet of Berne, In Switzerland. Next year it is to assemble amid the bustle of Chicago. Its members evidently believe in variety and change of scene. John Moeley's re-election by an in creased majority is a nice bit of encourage ment for the new British Government. "Circumstances alter cases," and 'cir cumstantial evidence settles a good many. Gladstone's resignation will occur only when his majority has been proven to he controlled by men obstreperous and un controllable enough to give the anti-home rule party a new lease of office. The wise man keepeth his house in order at all times, and even the fool should put aside his folly when plague Is in the air. Government employes are as busy as beavers at the Beaver dam. Reports of the transactions of the twenty-first district Republican oonferees might as well be stereotyped at once with a blank left for the number of futile ballots taken on each occasion. PEOPLE OP PROMINENCE. Marquis Visconti Vewosta, ex-Min-lster and Senator, has been appointed Italian member of the Behrlng Sea Arbi tration Commission. The Sultan of Turkey, Abdul Hamid, is said to be an excellent pianist, and part of his daily routine consists in giving a couple of hours' Instruction to his daughters. The Queen of the Belgians is among the latest recruits to photography, and pursues her studies with the utmost diligence. A Brussels photographer goes down to Clerg non twice a week to give her lessons. Dk. Tanneo, the Irish M. P., suffers from deafness, the result of being hit upon the side of the head by a well-directed sod thrown by somebody in a crowd of patriots who objected to his speech upon the hust ings. E. P. Scott, of Clifton Forge, Va,, is one of the wealthiest colored men in the district, and a largo property owner and prominent business man. He struck the place several years ago with no money and a long-suffering appetite. Senator Gorman's family have been occupying bis new rural home near Laurel, M&, for about six weeks, hut both houso and grounds are far from being finished. The mansion is roomy and handsome, on ah elevation, and about five miles from a rail way station. Prof. William James, of Harvard, does no't conceal the fact that he is "the brother of Henry James, the novelist," But he is better known as an eminent scholar and suggestive writer. He Bays "orthodoxy is almost as much a matter of authority in science as it Is In religion." Mrs. John1 A Logan, Chairman of the Rotunda Committee, has invited Mrs. Har rison, Mrs. Morton, ijho ladies of the Cabinet officers' families, Mrs. V. S. Grant and Clara Barton to assist her in reoeivlng at the Grand Army entertainment in the Capitol at Washington, September 19. William A. Sutherland, of Ro ches ter.Natlonal Republican Committeeman, sailed for Europe yesterday on the Fuerst Bismarck. He will spend about three weeks abroad, being commissioned by tne Scate Department at Washington to attend to a delicate diplomatic mission. He will visit London first then proceed to Paris, from thence he will go to Stockholm and from there to Rome. STRENGTH OF METHODISM, Some Interesting Figures From the Reports of the Census Bureau. Washington, Aug. 26. The Census Bureau has issued a bulletin giving statistics of tne Methodist Episcopal Church in the United States. The bulletin shows that this church baa 102 annual conferences, not Including ten or more in foreign countries. Connected with these conferences are 2,210,351 oommu nicantg. This term includes both members and probationers, the latter being candi dates for full membership. North of Mason and Dixon's line the Methodist Episcopal Church has organizations in nearly every county. Though represented in every State, it Is not so strong in the South as Its sister body, the Methodist Episcopal Church South, the statistics of which will be given in a forthcoming bulletin. Of the 2,790 counties in the States and Ter ritories, the Methodist Episcopal Church is represented in all save 685. It has 23,861 oi uamzatlons, with 22,841 chnrch edifices with a sealing capacity of 6,302,703 and an aggregate. valuation or $96,723,408. This valu ation, which does not include parsonages and other church property. Is the largest reported by any denomination thus far, ex cept the Boman Catholic. SAIN FALLS IN BBCKETFCLS. Dry Creeks Transformed Into Raging Elvers in New Xorlc Btate. Watxbtown, N. Y Aug. 26. Dispatches from St. Lawrence county report an unpre cedented downpour or ram yesterday, amounting to five lnohes. At Ogdensburg a little girl was drowned in a creek which was perfectly dry the day before. Sewers have burst and cellars are flooded. At Fotsdam a oltizen attempted to wade across :a street and narrowly eseaped drowning in a hole which the water had made. Some small bridges have been swept away in other parts of St. Lawrence county. At Carthage, this county, the fair has been abandoned on account of the excessive rain. No damage has been done in this locality exoept to the crops, though the rain fall since Wednesday night measures 3V Inches. ' DAH1EL D0UGHEBTT TOBY ILL. His Condition Critical, Though the Doctors Have Some Hopes. Philadelphia, Aug. 26. Special Daniel Dougherty, the famous lawyer and orator, who has been sick since June 1, still lies in a critical condition at his residence, 2021 Spruce street. His physicians held a consul tation this morning and announced that while his condition was not absolutely hope less there were alight chances for his re covery. D. Webster Dougherty, his son, said to night that there had been a slight improve ment in his father's condition during the day. He had taken some nourishment and also had some sleep. His condition, how ever, is critical. Hn is suffering from a complication of diseases, which the doctors fear may end in brain fever. He has been confined to bis bed since July 13. John L. a Tons orlal Artist. Philadelphia Times. ' Corbett, the, fighter, affects the pompa dour, style of wearing the 'hair. Sullivan, If given a chance, will bang It for him. , T All Equal Before the Law Detroit Free Press. Organized labor has Its rights and so has unorganized labor. Before the law they stand on a perfect equality and any violent interference with this condition is simply a crime,' " ' METEORIC SHOWERS. The display of meteors this month does not appear to have been greater than usual. There was, Indeed, no special reason to ex pect thatlt would, except that popnlar.faney naturally conneoted them with the planet. Mars, with which, of course, they have noth ing to do. The August meteorlo display, which Always takes place on orabcut August 10, appears to proceed from the constellation Perseus, whioh Is therefore known astro nomically as the "radiant," and the meteors of this month are for this reason called Perseids. In the Middle Ages they were known as the "Tears of St. Lawrence." Though the' August display Is increasing, it is not nearly so much so as the November display which occurs every S3 years, the meteors of whioh are called Leonids, because they seem to prooeed from the constellation Leo. The last display of Leonids occurred on November 14, in 1866 7-'8, so that the next display will not occur until 1899. The explanation of this periodic display is that there is a long, thin stream of "meteoroids" distributed through space, each of whioh is revolving around the sun in a conlo section, and having a period of S3 years. The length of this stream Is so meat that the most advanced members are six or eight years ahead of those at the tall end. They cross the earth's orbit with a velocity of about 26 miles a second, and, as the earth meets them at an oblique angle, they have a vcloolty of from 40 to GO miles a second when they reach the upper atmos phere. For reasons which it is not neces sary to enter into here, says a writer in the New Tork2Vt6un, the day when the Leonids are seen is moving along the calendar at the rate of about a month in L000 years. In the year 902 A. D., for lnstanoe, the display occurred on October 13. An interesting fact connected with the Leonids is that the comet known as 1866 1 moves in- almost the same orbit. In fact, this comec is generally regarded aB Itself a meteoioid, and that fact suggests that the Leonids may be portions of the comet which have been expelled from it by some Internal convulsion. In deed, the larger deduction that all meteor olds are simply bits of disintegrated planets seems to be entirely in line with wnat we jtnow oi tue planetary system. Another period when meteors may be expected is on or about December 7. Since these meteors proceed from the constelhv tion Andromeda they are known as An dromeda, All these facts prove that at cer tain periods the earth pluuges through what may be called rivers of meteors whose posi tion and character are so well known that the date of contact with them can be accu rately foretold. Moreover, It is pretty cer tain that there are other streams of moteors revolving through space whose "radiants" are not yet known, but which may yet be discovered. Further than that. It is likely that the whole of our solar system contains a countless number of meteoroids, varying in size from a mere particle to bodies weigh ing several hundred pounds, all of which re volve around the sun. Of these bodies those which lall on the earth are called meteorites, and a large number of them are to be found in collections in London, Paris, Vienna, Berlin and various cities In this country. They differ in some respects from terrestlal matter. They are generally cov ered with a thin, blaok crust, doubtless caused by the Intense heat to whioh they have been snbjeoted. Their outside surface has evidently been melted, but so rapidly as nottoaffeot the Inside. Sometimes one sur face is only browned. Indicating that there was a fractme after the body entered our atmosphere, and sometimes there is only a crack. There are qneer, cuplike cavities on nearly all of them, the cause or which Is not known. Metallic iron enters largely into the composition of these meteorites, and it is al ways accompanied with nickel. When the meteorites are broken they usually have a grayish interior, and exhibit a peculiar globular structure. Occasionally meteorlo fragments have been picked up several miles apart, which fit together perfectly, showing that they were originally one piece. Generally the stones are too warm to be handled when they fall, thougn cases are on record in which they were verv cold. They nearly always penetrate the giound, the distance, of course, depending upon their momentum and the softness of the earth where they strike. Usually they are not very large, a stone of 100 pounds being exceptional. The total weight of stones found after a rail has seldom amounted to more than 1,000 pounds. Meteorites weighing an ounce or less are most common. In the opinion of the astronomers, the largest me teoroids that enter our atmosphere weigh at the most only a few thousand pounds, but such bodies are almost immediately broken up into smaller bodies by the Intense heat to which they are subjected, a process which is the moire easy because of their generally friable Character. It is. of course, natural to suppose that a body which gives such a brill iant light as the shooting stars occasionally clve should be verv larire. because we In stinctively compare them with the planets; but it is estimated that the smaller shooting stars may be only as large as coarse grains of sand, and yet do large enough to furnish all the light exhibited by them. No new element has been found in the meteorites, a met which goes far to Indicate that the planets of the solar system, are all composed of the same elements. The three most common elements in these bodies are iron, silicon and oxygen, which are the three most common elements on the earth. As to the number of meteors, Daubree esti mates that about 600 or 700 stohes fall on the earth every year. The number of small meteors, or shooting stars, is inconceivably large, and most, if not all of them, are burned up before they reach the earth at all. It is estimated that at least 20,000,000 of these partlclestcome In contact with the earth every day. Thus, in addition to the larger meteoroids, which are supposed to float through space about 10 or 12 miles apart, the whole solar system appears to be filled with small particles of matter which have been most happily named "star dust." Few intelligent people need to be told that the luminous appearance of meteors and shooting stare is due to the heat pro duced by their friction with the atmosphere. When they first appear it is estimated that they are about 80 miles from the earth, and they rarely get nearer to the earth than 23 miles. This, of course.does not apply to the larger stone meteors, whose weight causes them to fall on the earth. That all the me teors which we see are solid, and not gase ous, is pretty certain, lor a caseous Dody, when striking the atmosphere", would imme diately scatter and would not become lumi nous. Nevertheless, there have been few, if any, fatalities due to the fall upon the earth of theso bodies. The reason is that the number of stones which actually fall on the earth is very small compared with the area of the earth. As a matter of faot, we owe our safety from these wandering bodies of space to our atmosphere, which acts as a gigantic cushion, on which they fall and spend themselves harmlessly. It used to be a theory of astronomers that the moteoroids are constantly falling into the sun in large numbers, and that they are In fact Its fnel, but that theory Is now gen erally discredited, since it Is found that the metebrolds have their own orbit around the sun, Just like the planets. Whether they originated from the breaking up of former planets by some great cataclysm, or whether they have always been thus floating throu gh space through the uncounted ages of eter nity, or whether, at some future point in time, they will be gathered together to form other worlds, are questions which will piob ably never be answered. The one thing cer tain is that a study of them is one of the most fascinating branches of astronomy, for they ure a concrete connecting link be tween this earth and the great mysterious void of the universe. The Indian Territory Frozen Out. Washikqtos, Aug. 25. The Attorney Gen. oral has given an opinion to the State De. partment that the Indian Territory is not entitled to repiescntatlon on the World's Columbian Commission, as the President is authorized to appoint commissioners On the commission only from such territories as are organized and have a political status under the acts of Congiess. The Indian Teiritory, the Attorney General holds, has no existence as a political organization. DEATHS HERE AND ELSEffJlEBE. ' John C. McRae, Engraver. At his home on the New York bay shore, In Bayonne, N. J., John C, McRae, who achieved a wide reputation as a steel plate engraver and printer, died Tuesday afternoon in his 77th year, Mr. McRae was a naUve of Edinburgh. He learned the art of engraving before he came to this country 35 rears ago. For over a quarter of a century Mr. McRae conducted a business in New York City. bubsequenUy ne was connected with Joseph C Lang, a printer and pub.lsher. Obituary Notes. Emahcel Waqkek, a prominent farmer of Lima township, near Newark, O., while returning home from Patalfcalo,' dropped dead in his wagon shortly after leaving that Tillage. LIICTSSAKr T. Drx BOLLEs, U. 8. N is dead at San Francisco from heart disease. Lieu tenant Bolles was apnotnted a midshipman In 18M, and has had IS rears' sea service. He was in charge or the branch bydrograpulo office at San M ranciircu. CHAUTAUQUA AMHBLY CL08H), Another Successful Season of the City of Brains and Brilliance It Over. v CBACTAVquA, N. T., Aug. 28. ISpeetaLJ At the last session of the Eoonomle Associa tion meeting held this morning Frank P. Bennett told about the endowment craze in Massachusetts, given elsewhere in this Issue. Barr JTerre gave some interesting statistics of crowded living In New York in an address on "The Architectural Problem in ureat cities." The association oloses Its meeting to-day. This afternoon was spent In committee meetings. Miss Anna Haydn Webster amused a large audience in College Hall to-day. She teaches that exoitement and loud talking ruin the voice, and says If an attempt were made to murder her she would not make an outcry, for fear she would lose the sublime rhythm of her voice when, a few seconds later, she would ask St. Peter to open the gate. Miss Webster ob jects to being called Christian scientist. She admits being both a Christian and a solentist, but savs she Is not the combina tion. V Lake Chautauqua Is slowly flowing Into the Dead Sea. The rain of the past two days has caused the lake to rise about SO inches, and this evening it reached the lowest point la Palestine Park and filled up the river Jordan and the Dead Sea. The lake has torn loose large pieces of ground, and they are floating on the water. Some of these islands have quite large trees standing in them, making a very pretty sight on the lake. To-night tbeN lneteenth Chautauqua Assembly closed. The usual exercises were held in the Amphitheater. From now on there will be no barrier between this city of brains and brilliance and the common out side world. A LONG COUBTBHI? ENDED. After Waiting a Quartar of a Century Conple at Last Are Married. PHiLADBxrHiA, Aug. 28. fiperfat After a courtship lasting 23 years, Henry B. Free man one of the best known and wealthiest members of the Philadelphia tar, was mar ried at Cape May to Miss Anna M. Dlmond, a member of one of the best families. An nouncement of the wedding has just been made, and the couple nave started on a tour of the Fast. Miss Diinond was a daughter of Andrew Dlmond, head of the firm of An drew Dlmond A Co., book publishers, which a half century ago was one of the leading establishments of the city. When the head of the firm died, his two orphaned daughters retained an interest In the business, which passed into other hands. Young Harry Freeman and Miss Dimond were playmates then. A rascally bookkeeper wrecked the house and the daughters were In very straitened circumstances. The pride or Miss AnnaDlmond prevented her from listening to any offer of marriage, and, although Mr.-Freeman and Miss Dlm ond continued fast friends through succeed ing years, their courtship was not ended un til Tuesday week. He was a Protestant, she was a Catholic, and by special dispensation of Arohbishop Byan the two were married by Rev. Theodolphus Degan, pastor of the little Cathollo Church at Cape May. Mr. Freeman Is well known in legal and political circles, and was once a , Democratic candi date for Clerk or the Courts. His father, Charles D. Freeman, ex-Presloent of the Camden and Atlantto Ballroad, was also for many years Alderman of the Flf tn ward. AN UPHEAVAL IN PEALBLE 80CIETT. Colonel Smeed's Will In Favor of His Affl- ancad to be Bitterly Contested. Omaha, Nxb., Aug. 21 The death of Colonel E. C. Smeed, Chief Engineer of the Union Pacific Ballroad Company, promises to lead to a highly sensational law suit In an attempt to break the will of the deceased,by the terms of which the property la to be div ided equally between his daughter, Mrs. C. S. Cross, of Emporia, Kan., and the woman who was referred to as "his affianced wife, Mrs. Jeanette Nicholas, Omaha." Nopapers in the case will be filed until after Monday, on which day the funeral will be held at Emporia, but the family has already secured attorneys and will fight the case to the bit ter end. The contestants will allege that Colonel Smeed was not in condition to make a will at the time the will was executed; that he was unduly Influenced in the matter, and will also make charges ot a very sensational character. The family Is very highly con nected, and from the prominence of some of the members, much interest is attached to the case. VENEZUELA'S LATEST DICIAT0E, A New Complication to Increase the Murkl nesa or the Situation There. TKntrcAD, W. L, Aug. 28. Urdaneta Soix has deolared himself diotator of the Repub lic of Venezuela and has formed a Cabinet, with Casanas as Minister of the Interior. At first, it is said.he proposed to retain Villegas as a figurehead, but subsequently changed his mind. Congress has been dissolved and several Senators have been arrested. Crespo is massing all bis forces about Vic toria in preparation for a general and de cisive engagement. The banks in Caracas are all closed and the Inhabitants of the city are in a state of great excitement. COMING CABINET CHANGES. Premier Abbott's Lease of Power In Canada to Be Bather Short. MoHTaEAi, Aug. 28. The Canadian (French Conservative) to-day makes some peculiar political prophesies. It declares that the Conservative party Is preparing for several important changes. Sir Jonn Aooottis very work anacaunoc remain any longer at the head of the Cabl- net. Mr. Haggart will bo nls probable suc cessor, he having large mnuence witn tne Canadian Pacific Hallway and his own per- sonal political boldness. THE STRIKE'S LESSON. The strike has accomplished nothing. The immediate resort to violence was bound to defeat the strike because it alienated publlo sympathy. Columbus Dispatch. The country generally can be congratu lated that the strike at Buffalo is ended and that business can now he resumed without further delay or trouble. Chicago Mail. The movement has plainly been on its last legs for some days. It had no chance of succeeding, and the sooner It was laid in the graveyard of abortive strikes, the better for all concerned. Boston Herald. The strike was a piece of folly at the start and degenerated into crime almost imme diately. This is likely to be the case in every instance when the leader of the dis satisfied men is unfit for his position. Brook lyn CUizm. The Important lesson of the Buffalo strike, and one which all labor organizations should not fail to heed, is that a strike ac companied by violence and law-breaking is doomed to failure from the start, and de servedly bo. Philadelphia Timet. It is said that Sweeny will try again at Chicago or some other Western point. He Is not likely to he even as successful as he was here. Frank Sweeny Is that most pitiable of objects, a discredited labor leader. He has msTde the cast of his life and lost. Buffalo Express, j The one impressive lesson of this whole business is that arbitration must be utilized before, and not after, a strike. Every means to adlust the differences of labor and capital must be exhausted before publlo opinion will countenance or support a strike. New York Recorder. That strikes and force are not the motbods by which workingmen can hope to gain their desires has been shown tn the strong est possible light at Homestead and Buffalo. Ballots, and not bullets or bulldozing, are far more powerful. The inheient fairness of American employers will do the rest. Kansas City Star. The Buffalo strike was bound to fail from the moment that wholesale crime was re sorted to in the vain attempt to coerce the railroads, and the publlo can be congratu lated upon the vigor with which the au thorities stamped out mob violence and en forced the rights of persons and property. Cleveland Leader. No Chance for Halrpnlllng. Chicago Tribune.! Why should Democrats want Cleveland and Hill to "get together." Neither one has any hair to spare. A New Tronble Brewing. Boston Herald. Only two weeks more vacation for the school children. Then trouble begins. Timely H lnt for Grover. Toledo Blade. Solomon never wrote letters. This is probably why Solomon was a wise .man. I Buzzard's Bay papers please copy. A DAYAT.HASSELLBILL. The Coffers of the Church at the Good Shepherd to Be Enriched by a Fete Other Churches Poshing th Same Good Work Vigorously Polite Chat. A LAWN fete for the benefit of the new stone- Chnroh of the Good Shepherd win be held on Tuesday afternoon and evening, September 6, at Hassell Hill, Mr. Hill Burg win's residence, Second avenue, Hazelwood. The church has just been completed, and will be consecrated this autumn. The ob ject of the fete is to raise funds to furnish the church in a way befitting the elegance of Its architecture and the general beauty of the structure. The Eev. A. D. Heffern Is the present lnoumbent. At the fete all kinds of fanoy and useful articles will be on sale. The ladles of the parish have been busily at work all summer making articles of every description. The Supper Committee has promised an excel lent meal, and menu cards will be on the table, so that it will be strictly a dinner a la carte. Amusements of every nature will be in readiness to make time pass pleasantly for the small boys and girls. There will be a good band in attendance also. The popular orange tree Idea is to be carried out under the supervision of Miss Elizabeth Johnston. Hassell Hill is especially well adanted for an entertainment of this kind: the grounds are large and nicely shaded. The complete committee list is: , Executive Commlttee-Chslrmsn, Mrs. George C. Bnrgirln: al3, Mrs. Wiley. Mri. CorneUn. Miss Burgwln and Mrs. Johnston. . Fancy Goods Booth Mrs. CD. Frsser aided by ladles of the Alur Society. Cake-Mlsa Pbffllps, Mrs. Todd. Mrs. Heffern, Mrs. Lytton, Mrs. J. Stanler, Mrs. Lace, and Mrs. V. Cox. Bapper-Mrs. Johns McCleave. Mrs. Wiley, Mrs. u. vox, Mrs. Cornelias. Mrs. Jonnstoo. Mrs. !or, Mrs. Cornelias. Mrs. Johnston, ucvrxa u. iiarKwiii, jurs. , omiui. Airs, xiarry Bingfer, Mrs. Coo. Mrs. Alker, Mrs. Phillips, Mrs. Miller. Mrs. Bank and Mrs. Hill Bargwls. Ice Cream Miss M. Bnrgwlii. Miss Alter. Miss A. Patterson, the Misses Council and the Sunday School classes of Miss Edith Cornelias and Miss M. Barwin. Lemonade-Miss Wuey, aldea by her Sunday school class. Amusements-Mr. BakeweU Phillips and Mr. W. A. Cornelias. Booths. Lights, etc St. Andrew's Brotherhood and the Boy's GnlM. Children's TaWr-TheMlsses Elizabeth Johnston, Marlon Kiddle and Anne Bnrgwln. Vocal Music-Mr. John Stanler, Chairman, and a committee. Gate Keeper Mr. Harry McKinley. Me. Thomas r. Ashfoed, Sr., has kindly granted the use of his expensive lawn and grounds for a harvest home under the auspices of Grace Episcopal Church and for its benefit. The fete will continue for three days, and every pleasure-giving project that thoughtfulness could suggest or care provide nas been arranged, and many of tnem are so novel and agreeable as to make It safe even at a distance to predict a most enjoyable season of merry making. Dancing has been provided for, and the American Military Orchestra, under G. W. Gaston's leadership, will furnish the musical part of the programme. The grounds are situated at the corner of Virginia ave nue and Kearsarge street. An overland trip by carriage to Canton, O., and back to Pittsburg, taken by Mr. E. W. Wallace, of Allegheny, In a party of six friends, came to a pleasant conclusion a few days ago. They drove from Washington, Pa., on August 8, and arrived in Canton in time to attend a reunion of the McBirney family, which Is of prominence in Colum bus. The novel procedure was much en joyed by the six taking part. Social Chatter. Me. Dauqhertt and his bride, who was Miss Nellie Bunting, will take possession of their new home in Charlerol on Monday. Mrs. Daugherty was one of the most inter esting girls In a little circle in Ben Venue, and she takes away with her to Charlerol the best wishes of her old friends. Mb. aitd Mas. T. T. Braxshaw, or Buena Vista street, Allegheny, left Atlantic City this week after a pleasant sojourn, and are now in New York eu route to New England by way of the Sound. They expect to be home about the middle of September. Mb. Chablxs D. Tnosiraos-, of Omaha. Neb., a special correspondent of the Chicago Times, and a tuorongh representative of the bright, breezy West, was in the city for a few days this week. He was accompanied by Mrs. Thompson. Bowkha Lakdos, M. A., of Columbus, O., has been elected to the cbairof Rhetorio and English Literature In Dnquesne College. The autumn term of that institution begins September 6. when MiS3 Landon will enter upon her work. The family of J. G. Bennett , Esq., of Sou th Highland avenue, are established at homo azaln. Mr. and Mrs. Bennett came from New York by way of Llgonier, where the young people were staying, and all returned to gether to town. Mas. Fba-sk Milleb, of Shady lane, is on her way West to join Mr. Miller In Chicago, and from there visit various points of In terest. Their friends do not expect them to return to Pittsburg for six weeks at least. The steamer La Bretagne, which has sailed from Havre, France, and on whose list of cabin passengers are the names of a number of.Pittsburgers, has been ordered into quar antine upon arrival outside of New York; Mb. ahd Mas. Saxuxx Axmox, of the Ken mawr Hotel, who spent all of August at the Argyle, Atlantic City, 'retired at the ap proach of cold weather to New York, where they will be for some time to come. Amoso the early "swallows" to indicate "summer," or dropping the figure, the pre monitions of the season, was a 5 o'clook tea yesterday given by Mrs. Seaver. It was in honor of a charming young niece. MB3. Gzoboe A. Dexnistox, Miss Elizabeth Robb and Miss Edith Dennlston are ex- Eected home from Atlantic City September The party have been gnests at the Argyle during the month of August. Miss Alice MoirrooxiBT, who Is visiting from Tidloute, in one ortna suburbs, during the cool weather, was welcomed by a luncheon at which Mrs. S. W. Cramer, of Belle view, was hostess. ' Acconnnio to a cablegram received in town yesterday, Mr. George A. Whitney's party are hurriedly leaving Berlin and taking to Northern Europe, to escape all risk from cholera. Amoho other parties enjoying the pleas ures of Llgonier Valley Is that composed of Mr. and Mrs. Mark M. Eiohenlaub, Mrs. M. E.Kaylor and Miss Bose and Mr. Harry Kaylor. The Sewickley home of the Morrison Fos ter family in Sewickley is closed up tem porarily during Mrs. Foster's absence In the West. She is accompanied By her family. Ahoito other Bedford Springs solourners were Dr. and Mrs. Samuel Ayres and family, who returned yesterday, and have opened up their town house. Mbb. Ann Mas. George BraoHAir, of the Hotel Kenmawr are enjoying the sea air at Atlantic City. They are registered at" the Hotel Brighton. Miss Brows and her brothers, Messrs. W. A C and Howard Brown, return to Alle gheny next week after spending a month at Atlantic City. Mb. LuoiAir M. Zell, or Philadelphia, is spending a part of the summer vacation with his brother, Mr. W. Thompson Zoll, of Irwin, Pa. Mb. awd Mns. W. B. Hobsxb and Master Wheeler Horner have returned from Bldee view, where they spent three pleasant weeks. Mb. and Mrs. Samuel KEixvand family, of the .East End, who linve been spending the summer at Bldgeview, are in Pittsburg again. ' Mb. and Mas. Jakes L. Cooks, of Kelly street, Brnthton, le turned this week from an extended trip to Niagara Falls and the lakes. Mr. George M. Hcohes, general manager of the Atlantio and Danville Bnllwav, West Virginia, Is visiting his people in Braddock. The series of evening hops at the Kenmawr Hotel are to begin azain, the Introductory one coming off to-night in the big parlors. The family of S. U. Trent, Esq., returned to Pittsbunr this week from a season spent at Bedford Springs and Deer Park. Mrs. David Meredith entertained a dinner paity last night in honor of Miss Emma Grler, of Nashville, Tenn. Miss Mart A Johns, or Niagara street. Oakland. left last Wednesday on a brief visit to Youngstown, O. Mas. D. A. Jokes, or McKee place, Oak land, is sDendlng some weeks with friends in Youngstown. Amoho Atlantic City sojourners are Mr, and Mrs. Albert Garrett, of Thomas street, Point Breeze. Mb. Gzoboe H. Ladlet, o f Euclid avenue, East End, has left for Oil City to remain for some weeks. Mb. and Mrs. Sahuzl Chadwicx, of the East End, are spending the summer at Ocean. Grove. Mas. CDXBZBTSONLpf New York, Is the guest of Mr. and Mrs. J. K. Brown, of Sewickley, JcdoeKennedtIs in town again after a summer spent at Berkeley Springs, Va. Mb. and Mbs. H. IuHonr are registered at the Hotel Bichmond, Atlantic City. Mas. Thoxas Cabneoie exnecta ' to go abroad in a short time. Mias Olins Jones will be In town again September L , CURIOUS CONDENSATIONS. Brick was used 4,000 years ago. Umatilla, Ore., lays claim to an Indian 130 years old. Advertisements in newspapers made their first appearance In 1632. The first theater to be lighted through, ont with electricity was the Gaiety In Lon don In 1873. There are 7,320 hansoms and 3,809 four-wheel cabs in the metropolitan district of London. The sonl-movlng aceordeoa was in. vented by a Vienese musician named Damlan In 1S23. The world consumes 3,000,000,000 pounds of paper a year and is supplied by 4,600 paper mills. The gold the dentist buries away in human teeth amounts to 1,800 pounds a year In the United States. A Massachusetts confectioner is putting In a cough drop machine that will cough out one ton of drops every day. There are no great woolen factories in Egypt, but looms are scattered In small numbers over the whole country. At a late spiritualistic seance in Lon don the ghost of Voltaire misplaced his h's and was unable to anderstand Frenoh. One of the richest gold discoveries ever made in Eastern Oregon is reported to have been made recently ty two men near Olive Lake. A New Orleans dealer advertises: "Can furnish live alligators at any time and of any length from nine inches to nine fees long." A resident of Florida, speaking about the many attractions of that State, relates that there never had been a case of sun stroke there nor a mad dog. The famous 1500 sword presented to General B.M. Prentiss, the "hero or SMld)," was recently discovered in a New York; pawnshop and purchased for $55. The British general elections are never on one or the same day. because an elector bas the right to cast a ballot in every dis trict in which he owns property. A street car in Fitchburg. fitted with steel ball bearings a3 an experiment, has been run for several months without being oiled since it was first put in service. A town ont "West the other day "shipped a carload of hogs in which were several pigs which woighed over 1,000 pounds each." The weight of the hogs is not stated. In a hen's nest at Sahlonega, Ga., a soft-shell egg, about seven inches in length, was found. It was "round like a marble at one end, and tapered off sharp as a pencil at the other." A pair of shoes and stockings were found in the stomach of a shark elgnt feet long, which was caught at Brunswick, Ga on Saturday. If this globe were cooled down to 200 degrees below the zero of centigrade, it would be covered with a sea of liquefied gas ZSfeet deep.or which about seven feet would be liquid oxygen. The formation of a new island in the Caspian Sea, near Baku, Busila, by up heaval, is announced. Its surface is re ported to be Irregular and composed of blackish gray and yellow hardened mud. By judicious marketing the South Carolina melon growers have made the 950 carloads which they have shipped this year pay them $71500, twice as much as they re ceived for 1,169 carloads shipped last year. Mrs. Patsy Shears, of Howard county, Ind., is dead. Her family was noted for Its longevity. "Her father lived to he 100 years old and her mother died at the age of 108 years. Her husband lived to be a century old." Chemical action formed a stone in the stomach or La Marsbale, the famous hurdle jumping horse or Paris. He died, and the stone, a ball nearly eight inches in diame ter, is In the museum of a Parisian veter inary. The world-famous grapevine at Hamp ton Court, the largest in England, and sup posed to be 125 years old, bore nearly 1,200 bunches of ripe grapes this year. The fruit was packed in boxes and sent to the Queen. When Sunol trotted a mile in 2:08 and Nancy Hanks went under the wire in 2:07 both horses were shod with aluminum shoes. The hoises making the best time this year were all shod with the new light metal. J ' While lhe Duchess of Albany was dis tributing prizes at the annual show of the Cottage Garden Society at Sandown Park a fox terrier ran from the spectators, mounted the royal dais and, standing on it3 hind legs, begged for a prize, too. One of the greatest novelties inweaving machinery recently invented is that de signed by an Englishman, in which the pile in plush fabrics Is gained in an expeditions manner dnring the weaving. The picks or wefts are actually cut before being driven in. A woman nonplused the Information bureau man at the railroad station in Port land, Ore- some time ago by telling him that she had forgotten her destination. He calledoff the names of a long list of stations, but she was unable to recognize the name of her place. According to statistics recently pub lished, the United States buys from Munich each year more works of art than Bavaria does and nearly as much as the rest of Ger many. And this in spite of the fact that the fashion In America for buying foreign plot, ures no longer favors Berlin. A Frenchman has recently made im portant advances In the wore of photo graphing colors. One of his plates gives a view of a stained glass window, containing red, green, blue and yellow: others show a group of flags, a partl-colored paroquet and a plate of oranges with a poppy lying on the top. A Captain Blondell at Oxford, Ala., offered $25 to anyone who would get into a boat and allow it to be blown up with dyna mite, so that Blondell might show his life saving methods. A young man named Neely accepted the offer, and was blown about 40 feet into the air unhurt, but on his return to the water's surface lie alighted on the frag ments of the wreck and received a fracture d leg and other injuries. In Paris an interesting series of experi ments is being carried on by MM. Caliletet and Colardean, in which they are seeking to verify the law of falling bodies, and at the same time those of the resistance of the air to the passage of bodies. In order to carry out their work: the investigators have in stalled their laboratory on the second land ing of the Eiffel Tower, which gives them a free fall of 120 metres, or about 370 feet. PIROUETTES FROM FUCK. Mrs. Jackson Parke Do you remember the great Are? Mrs. Hoppin I shonld say I dldl and the fire sales that followed. Van "Wicker I called oh a girl the other night, and sat down on a chair that immediately began playing a tune. Clubberly-You don't say! What was the tnnef Van Wicker Home, Sweet Home. Mr. Huckleberry No one admires me. Miss Wallflower No one admires me, either. Mr. Hqckleoerry We had better orranlxe a mutual admiration society. I admire your eyes. What do you admire about me? Miss Wallflower Your good taste. "I have a family tree," ha plead, To aid me la my suit." "Perhaps you have." the maiden said, Bat I don't like its fruit." Elder Berry Joblots strikes me as agood deal of a crank. Dr, Thirdly What has he been saying nowf Elder Berry He thinks there would be more gen eral Interest in the church If we had a change of text books. Old Hayseed is a simple wight, Quite far.Undeed. from being sage. I think that man was very right II Who aald his was ' green old are." m Jokem (gloomily). I can't see why I never can write anything that will please you I Editor (cheerfnUy). Very liarif "' because I never can make a decision that pleases yon. "This is the first poem lever wrote," said the maiden, as she untied the pink ribbon and smoothed ont the roll. Ah I" replied the unfeeling editor, as he went over the lines; "and It is n't much of a poem, either." Head of firm. Have you any excuse for missing the train this morning, sir? Penwiper (a suburbanite)-Yes, sir. I came la with my wife. Penwiper (a labarbanltej-Yes, sir. I came la - m t m i 1 WL