?tT;i THE PITTSBURG DISPATCH, TUESDAY, AUGUST 23. 1893. 4 tgpfcTj. KSTABI.ISHKD FEBR0AET IMS. Vol. 47. No. J01. Entered at Pittsburg Postoffice November. 1S87, as tecoud-class matter. Business Office Comer Smithfield and Diamond Streets. News Rooms and Publishing House 78' and 80 Diamond Street, in New Dispatch Building. EASTEUN ADVERTISING OFFICE, BOOM 76, TRIBUNE BUILDING. NEW TORX, where com plete flies of THE Dlbl'ATCn can always be found. Porcljrn advertisers appreciate the convenience. Home advertisers and frlcnSsorTHEDlSl'ATCH. while In New Tork, are also made welcome. THE DISPATCH Is regularly on sale at Bren tano's. S Union Sauare. ew York, and 17 Atb de l'Opera, Tarls, France, -where anyone who has t.tn disappointed at a hotel news stand cad ob tain It. TERMS OF TBE DISPATCH. . POSTAGE TREE IS THE UNITED STATES. Dailt Dispatch, tni Veir 8 CO Diily Dispatch, Per Qnsrter 2 00 Dailt Dispatch. One Jlonth 70 Dmit Dispatch, Including Snnrfav, 5 year.. 10 00 D UI.T DlPrATClI. Including Snniay,3mths. SS0 D n.Y Dispatch, lncludln j; Handay, 1 month 90 ScxriAYDisrATcn, One Tear. SfO Wevkxt Dipatcii, One Year 121 The Daily Dispatch Is delivered by carriers at 15 cents per week, or. Including Snndar Edition, at 20 rents per week. riTTfcBUIlO. TUESDAY. AUGUST 3. 18-tt. TWELVE PAGES CANADA AND THE MESSAGE. Up to date the Canadian Government has taken no official notice of the Presi dent's retaliatory proclamation. But the Canadian press has a good deal to say .upon the subject All the newspapers ap pear agreed upon one point: That the bjll when in force will he a very practical and emphatic protest from this country. None of them make any serious attempt to deny that the discriminations com plained of are a distinct abrogation of the Washington treatj on the part of Canada. But in other respects their opinions differ a good deal. Most are filled with a pain ful surprise that the United States should be unkind enough to do to others what others have done to them. Some blame their own ministers for having brought the trouble upon them. One thanks God, in the fullness of its pa triotic pride, that the United States has at last thought Canada of sufficient import ance to repay it m its own coin. In some quarters there is an attempt to account for the whole matter by assuming it to be a bid by the rival parties of this country for the national vote in November. All this is somewhat amusing and a trifle ridiculous. The proclamation has already accom plished its main purpose in persuading the somewhat dull intelligence of Canada that this country means business. This much done, Canada can please itself whether it maintains its discriminations and suffers our retaliation, or whether both shall be called off. FREE TKADE INANITIES. The tendency of our psteemedfree trade cotemporaries to ascribe everything to the tariff is illustrated by a paragraph in the Louisville Courier-Journal to Ihe follow ing effect: "The plumbers' bill says: Solder, 2 pounds, G9 cents; 1 foot 5-8 lead pipe, 30 cents. If Mr. McKmley has cheapened plumbers' materials, the plumber must be getting rich at last" Probably this was not intended to be taken seriously; but it is an appropriate companion piece to the simultaneous effort of the St Louis Bepubltc, which proceeds to charge the recent flouring mill consoli dations to the tariff. That journal de velops a theory that the farmers cannot sell their wheat in Europe owing to the tariff; therefore the flouring mills can combine, make the farmer sell wheal to them at their own terms and then sell the flour to Europe at a profit All of which is sufficiently answered by a reference to the statistics of the exports of wheat Such inanities would not be worth serious notice if they did not illustrate the disposition to attribute to the tariff the ef fects of the industrial combinations. The plumbers' prices are sustained at extor tionate figures by the combination -which carries Its tyranny to the degree of forbid ding wholesalers to sell pipe or other ma terials to the ordinary purchaser. The flouring combinations in two cases are schemes to sell stock at highly watered prices. In the California case It may be a grievous monopoly. But it is as indepen dent of the tariff as was the parent and exemplar of all these combinations, the Standard Oil Company. When our free trade cotemporaries he come capable of distinguishini between the prices fixed by illegal combinations and those fixed by legitimate domestic competition we may hope for a little in telligent discussion of the tariff question. ALLEGHENY'S WIFEBEATERS. Alegheny City has too many wife heaters. For some inexplicable" reason there is always a great deal of this pe culiarly repellent crime in vogue across the river. There appear to be more cow ardly, bullying husbands in Allegheny than in any other American city of its size. Something ought to he done to put an end to this disgraceful condition of affairs. We are unfortunately too civilized now adays to make a return to flogging of even such offenders as these permissible. They can ojly be treated under the general' headT. disorderly conduct, hut even so their sentences are seldom made as severe as they might be. No community can afford to have promiscuous con jural in felicity of this kind continually going on in its midst There should bo a deter mined effort to suppress the practice, even if new laws have to he passed to deal with it THE HABIT OF MOB LAW. There is a peculiar note from East Ten nessee in that story about the lynching of Bob Lindsay.J the leader of the miners' insurrection. We are told that Lindsay's acts were so obnoxious to the conservative miners and citizens that while away from the protection of the military he was seized and would have been hanged, ex cept for his breaking down and promising to turn State's evidence against his asso ciates. Here we have a characteristic feature of the popular evil. Lindsay's offense, in common with most of the population, was in levying a mob, and defying the law. We are not told that the people of Coal Creek are believers in homeopathy; but they evidently have the principle of similia similibui firmly implanted in their minds. They could see no way of punish ing Lindsay but by getting np a mob and breaking the law exactly as he had done. If all mobs were not equally an attack on civil government it would be permissible to think that the mob which revolts against convict miners' camps is WjjeB more excusable than one simply to enjoy the delights of a lynching. As enemies of order the lynchers certainly placed them selves on a level with Lindsay. Another point is salient in the same con nection. The presence is disclosed in the center of the Insurrectionary region of a large body of miners and citizens who were opposed to the lawless proceedings of last week. Nothing was heard of their oppo sition till the military suppressed the out break; after which they became ravening wolves for the blood of the leader of the mob. If they had exhibited half the energy In opposing the mob, and In fight ing against it at the proper time that they do in pursuit of a lynching affair the out. break would never have reached the stage of civil war, the locality would have been able to enfore the law itself, and the spectacle of martial law to sustain a dem ocratic Government would have been un necessary. The great need of the American people is to learn the lesson of more promptness infighting to uphold the law and less promptness in breaking it down by mobs and plots. HOW TO ABOLISH SMOKE. The fact that the ordinance forbidding the production of smoke in a considerable section of the city will go into effect within a few days make3 it pertinent to refer to the experience of Chicago in the same matter. The crusade against smoke there has demonstrated two important points. First, that smoke from steam furnaces and ordinary fires can be reduced to a minimum. The second is that this will not be done until an active and vigorous prosecution is waged against all offenders. Pittsburg has local demonstrations of the possibilities of abolishing smoke. But if the nuisance is to be lessened it must be borne in mind that all offenders, how ever influential, must be impartially sub jected to the penalties. While preparing for such enforcement of the ordinance it will be wall worth while to inquire why Pittsburg should confine its prohibition to the section of the city where there is the le:sl production of smoke and where the smoke does the least damage, and where the slightest results are to be expected from such an ordinance. The principle of the ordinance that there are certain sections'of the city where the prohibition cannot be enforced Is en tirely correct To forbid the rolling mills to produce smoke before an economic method of making iron without it has been perfected would be unjust and sui cidal. But the point which will be ob- vions to anyone who considers the subject is that there is a section where the damage done by the production of unnecessary smoke creates a necessity infinitely beyond that in the East End dis trict, where the ordinance Is to have effect The slicht number of smoke-producing plants in the latter section makes the dam age from smoke there unimportant, ex cept as it drifts from tho manufacturing districts. On the other hand, there are scores of boiler plants in the down-town section which are constantly vomiting out un necessary smoke. This is blackening fine architecture, damaging large stocks of good5!, soiling the clothing of the people, and injuring the health and eyesight It attacks the center of the city where the injury is to the largest numb?r of people. It can he prevented as easily as among the scattered plants of the suburban section. The possibility of its prevention has been shown by public spirited owners who have put in smoke consuming apparatus, with the poor re turn of having their buildings and goods damaged by the continuous smoke from plants of others. The city should prepare for a vigorous enforcement of the anti-smoke ordinance. At the same time it should without further delay extend the provisions of the or dinance to the down-town section, where the enforcement is most needed. AN OBJECT LESSON. There is a decided object lesson in an explanation published yesterday of the failure of the United States Glass Com pany to earn more than 6 per cent when the factories composing it earned inde pendently an average of 11 per cent. The explanation is simple enough. It points out that the capital is 5700,000 more than the capital of the separate concerns, in cluding such items as $90,000 to the or ganizer of the consolidation and other items which represent a liberal supply of water. This certainly appears to give some explanation of the difference be tween the earning power. But, as the in crease of 700,000 does not bear the same proportion to cash value as the decrease from 11 to 6 per cent, it explains only part of it After due allowance is made for a de crease in the general prosperity of the glass business, does not this case indicate that the "economy in management" which we hear so much of In connection with all these, consolidations is not yet realized in the .case of the United States Glass Company? anssLssrppi axd the constitution. The New Tork Post exhibits its passion-t ate naenty to tue Democratic cause in whatever shape it may be presented for the present by asserting that tho Missis sippi disqualification' does not come under the provisions of the fourteenth amend ment to the United States Constitution. Thisls its argument: But this provision has no applicability to such lobulations as those in Massachusetts and Mississippi, requiring a citizen to pass an educational test and pay a poll tax be. foro voting, any moro than to tho regula tions in this State, which prevent a man from casting a ballot unless his name Is on the registry list n certain length of time before the election. The State does not deny a man the right to vote when It tells him that he must loam to read, or that he must nay a tax, or that he must go through the process of registration, in order to ex ercise it, so long as any such regulation ap plies to all men, as Is the case In these re spects, In Massachusetts, Sew Tork and Mississippi. This is very ingenious; but the trouble with it is that it does not take into account the language of the Constitution. The provision is that when the right to vote is denied, "or in any way abridged," except for crime, the basis of representation shall be reduced. All the jugglery with lan guage that is possible will not conceal the fact that when a man is forbidden to vote because he cannot read.or has not a certain amount of property, the right of suffrage is abridged to exactly that extent It is idle to say that prescribing these qualifications stands in the same position as requiring registration. Eegistration, or the proof of qualification, is a regulation to which every man can conform If he de sires. But to say that the voter is not dis qualified because he can learn to read or can accumulate property enough is simply idle mocker-. The disqualification is a clear one and is undisputably within the terms of the Constitution. It is legitimate, and even praiseworthy for Mississippi or any other State to adopt an educational qualification sincerely ad ministered. But such' a State cannot honestly take a greater representation than it is entitled to under the provision of the Constitution which bases "repre sentation on voting population. When the disqualified voters of Mississippi have been educated, as the Pott suggests, then Mississippi can honestly claim a full Congressional and electoral vote. THE MARCH OF CHOLERA. In addition to the reports of extensive ravages of, cholera in Russia and Persia the press dispatches yesterday report its appearance in epidemic form near Char Icroi, Belgium. It has existed with more or less severity in the suburbs of Paris for some weeks. Its spread indicates that- it is not likely to be confined to Russia, but that all of Western Europe may expect to suffer from it unless sanitary conditions are such as to render it harmless. The same fact affords a valuable warn ing to the United States. It is not likely that the disease can reach this country In time to make much headway before the fall frosts; but if its seeds take root here its spread may he serious next summer. The most rigid quarantine should be en forced against all possible methods of bringing that unwelcome visitor the cholera bacillus to the United States. The place to effectually exclude the epi demicJs at ourseaports. It remains to be seen whether our health 'authorities can establish a quarantine that will be im pregnable. The next ten months, how ever, is the time to -demonstrate that ability if ever. Pending that effort, every city in the country should remember that a condition of perfect cleanliness renders the cholera innocuous. There are spots in Pittsburg which, should the germ of 'disease reach them, would prove prolific hot-beds for its generation. They are breeding places of disease already, but their work would be manifoldly more fatal if an epidemic should come. Every such place should be cleaned up and kept scrupulously clean for the next twelve months. Mr. Tom Ewing achieved another tennis victory yesterday. The family Is as distin guished on the tennis court as in the courts of law. What a number of complaints Allegheny citizens have to make about the manage ment of their city. One thing after another comes up as a cause for grumbling. And now some one over there is actually raising a dust because the streets are not properly sprinkled. The home Democracy does not sanction anarchy orthe Blue Laws. And the home Democracy deserves commendation there for. Thebe is always something or other stir ring In progressive Japan. When the sup ply of earthquakes, llres and hurricanes runs short the necessity for excitement is satisfied by distributing dynamite packages to abnoxlous cabinet ministers. What an ideal Democratic ticket Dana and Hill would have made according to the opinion of those two gentlemen. Kansas farmery were not satisfied with blocking the railroads with tho superfluity of their harvest. Four of them held up an oxpross train on Saturday and were cap tured themselves on Sunday morning. They had better stick to farming. Pneumatic tires are not the only sulky things brought into prominence by the latest record manufacturers. Philadelphia is receiving many con gratulations, most of them strongly tinct ured with surprise, on its decision to have an elevated railroad. Yet, taken as a whole, Pittsburg has far and away the best rapid transit system in the world. Sappers and miners have not been em ployed by the Tennessee militia to over come the rebels. Bud Lindsay, the Tennessee desperado, who promised to turn State's evidence to save his life, has as little regard for the oath he took -with his follow conspirators as for the law 'which he led them to defy. Striking switchmen have no general, but the firemen who will not go out are led by a Sargent. It speaks well for the interest taken in railroad affairs that seyenty-flve foreigners should attend tho International Railroad. Conference in St. Fctorsbuig, when cholera is pievalent in that city. As a subject for discussion and misinter pretation the Baker ballot law receives the macaroon. Labouchere has hitherto edited Truth and made speeches to make others look rid iculous. He seems to be doing the same thing very successfully for himself just now. Novembeb will be the fall season for Democratic pride and unfounded expecta tions. The campaign against street obstructions promises to open vigorously. It is to be hoped that no stumbling blocks will be placed in the way of tho official crusaders. Canada will find out some day that the United States occasionally means what It says. A Pennsylvania woman has died after eleven years of illness, although possessed of the power to speak. Andyet shots spoken of as having boen mentally unbalanced. Even school teachers have a chance to live and learn this week. Havers appears abont as hard to catch as tho Cooleys, and there is only one of htm, and he is not supposed to be among the mountains. The theatrical season gets a stage nearer every week now. i Tea has now been-frown and harvested successfully in South Carolina. Thev have feaiscd cane down there for some time past- sugar cane. PEOPLE OP PROMINENCE. Candidates Harrison, Beid, Weaver and Bldwell were all born in Ohio. Bismarck used to spell his name with out the "c," German, usage, in words having a similar ending, sanctioning either form of spelling. Kev. De. Henet Hopkins, of Kansas City, a son of Mark Hopkins, will be asked by the trustees to accept the Presidency of Drury College. Secretary Charles Foster, having returned to Washington from his vlstt to Ohio, resumed his duties at the Treasury Department yesterday. Colonel John Sobeeski, the Prohibi tion candidate for Governor of Missouri, la said to be a lineal descendant of King John Sobieski, of Poland. He was a Union Boldier. Miss Eat Beveridge, of SanFranoisco, intends to establish In that city a shop and school of design, where women may try their hands at making articles of house or namentation. A bronze bust of Pope Julius IL, sup posed to have been modeled by Francia, has been added to the Louvre collection. New pieces and plaster casts after the works of the French sculptor Bnde have been added to the gallery named after him. Sir Frederic Leiohton, President of the Boyal Academy, is mentioned as likely to be recommended .for a peerage. As liter ature and science have" both already re ceived this compliment, It is only right that art should bo reoognlied In a similar man A LOOK AROUND. That the Western Union Telegraph Company is a big thing is about" as fully realized as that the Pennsylvania Railroad Company Is another of the same Ilk. I have had a pretty fair opportunity to learn some thing of a telegraph company's business, bnt I must confess I was surprised to notice the number "1460" on a message which came to me recently. It meant that fourteen hundred and sixty messages had boen re ceived that day by the Western Union Com pany at the Pittsburg office. I made some inquiries at the main office a day or two later and was told that the a verase business outgoing amounted to about l,8O0messages daily, while the messages received numbered on an ayerage 1,500. In addition to this there is the tele graphic money order division of the W. U., which in this city does a bnslness of nearly $500,000 a year. . The clerks say that about $20,000 is sent ont monthly in telegraphic money orders and about the samo amount Is received. This $10,000 a month is divided usually into about 600 orders. If you ever have suddenly fonnd yourself dead broke many hundreds of miles from home you can appreciate the beauty of a telegraphic money order, bnt otherwise yon can form no Just Idea. While in the way of talking ot telegraph business, it Is quite fitting to call tho atten tion of the company to the wretched accom modations afforded to the publio by the Western Union in the East End. The main office in East Liberty, is In the stockyards, where a lady naturally doe' not care to venture. There is another oflice somewhere in a loft on Penn avenue, but it is not worth considering. At the stockyards office there are four messenger boys. If a first-class office should be opened on one of the chief East Liberty streets, where a good mes senger service could be had, it would be an improvement which would bo highly appreciated and liberally-patronized. - A fat man in his shirt sleeves sat on a stool whloh he tilted so he could lean against the wall near the entrance to an alley. At hlgrlght was a two-story building with a front made np of big glass doors ana windows on the lower floor. It looked' as though It had been a barber shop or perhaps a saloon in the time of low licenses. A wagon was driven within flftv feet of the man on the stool and halted. On the wagon were a dozen or more beer Kegs. The driver of the wagon looked not at the man on the stool nor did that personage look at the driver. lie merely looked at a cow grazing on the hillside opposite and nodded. The driver at once began to carry the beer kegs into the mouth of the alley and then disap peared for a few moments. All the kegs were thus unloaded. The lounger arose as the last keg went br and sauntered into the alley behind the driver, who came out pres ently with his hand in his right reeches pocket. In Ave minutes, he of the stool re appeared and wiping his mouth with his sleevo, relapsed into a reverie. It was early on Saturday morning. The speak-easy was loaded for Sunday. The policeman on the beat soon after walked Dy. He saw nothing not even the cow on the hillside which had been nodded Unto. Americans abroad just now w.ho have expected to lay in a stock of London clothes will have an annoying experience through the lockout of 5,000 Journeymen tailors in the English metropolis. It seems Tunny to read the high tone of some English pipois on American labor troubles at a time when they have so much unrest among tlieir own workmen. "MonetI" exclaimed a banker who was asked about a loan yesterday, "why, there is more iale money at this time in Pittsburg than ever belore in Its history." Chicago real estate has great attraction for Plttsbunr capitalists. Among those who are heavy investors in the Windy City in business and residence properties are John Walker and Henry Phlpps. Their pur chases within the past ten years have amounted to hundreds of thousands of dollars. Several other Pittsbnrgors are heavy holders of real estate in Minneapolis and St. Paul. It may be paradoxical, but sr hard-working clergyman should hold a slnncrcure. There is a mint ot money to be made bv some man who will build oheap, but safe and substantial tenement fiats in the lower part ot Pittsburg or out Penn avenue, some where between Tenth and Twentieth streets. The property which is now used for somewhat similar pnrposes, is usually of a tumbledown description, but it pays from 15 to 20 per cent., tho real estate agents say, ana is held largely by sharp speculators, who constantly watch for such opportuni ties. Walter, FOUB TRIALS OF JIAVAL VESSELS To Be Made in Connection With a Course of Lectures. WAsmuaToir, Aug. 22. In connection with Naval Constructor Taylor's lectures on speed trials at the Naval War College.there will be four trials of vessels over the measured mile course. The vessels tried will be tho Phila delphia, the Vesuvius and the Cushlng. Ves sels of entirely different types are taken, so as to secure the greatest varloty of data. The trials will De conducted with the great est care, as the speed curves obtained will be utilized In the designing of future ships. Each vessel will co over the course a num ber of times at different rates of speed, so as to get tho equivalent speeds for different horse power. In connection with the trials a revolution recorder Invented bv ex-Assistant Engineer Weaver, will be used for getting nn accurate record of tho revolutions per mile per hour at tho different speeds, and it Is believed a curve can be laid down for each vessel, from the results obtained,' that will enable her trpeed to be acenrately estimated thereafter by simply ascertaining the number of revo lutions her engines are making. A BEMINDER OF 1877. How the Lite Colonel Scott Rewarded a Faithful Servant. New York Press.l It was during tho strikes of 1SS7 that Au gustus Dowdell was handling tho wire in the Union depot, Pittsburg. Colonel Scott, President of the Pennsylvania, was camp ing out at the station in Phila delphia at Thirty-second and Market streets. He ate and slept there for a fortnight. Dowdell, at tho Pittsburg end, was keeping the wire hot with the nows of the riot and the destruction which ho wit nessed from his window. His last message was cut short with the laconic explana tion: "The station is on Are, and this instrument is so hot that I can't work it nnv longer." But he did not leave his post until he had detached the in strument and carried It away with him, not knowing how soon he might find it neces Bary to use it somewhere else. President Scott kept that young man In mind. A fow months later he sent for him and took him to Europe for a year's trip as his Private secretary. To Pursue a New Smdy. New York Press.! Candidato Stevenson has come East again. Possibly he is en route to Gray Gablos to take a few lessons in the fine art of lotter writing from an Old Master. Mnst Work In Harmony. Washington Post. r Labor and capital appear to have lost sight of the faot that It would be Impossible for them to get along without each other. Breaks All Previous Records. Detroit Free Press. This will go down into history as a record smashing year. Even in the matter of strikes it Is bound to take the medal. On Boom Oat of the Way. St. Louis Globe-Democrat. 1 Tue name of the Republican nominee of 18S6 won't be Gresham. This much, is set tled. ' Grover Ought to Be Thankful. Baltimore American. I - Mr. Cleveland Is doubtless glad that his term as Sheriff of Buffalo expired years ago. CHAUTAUQUA'S LABI WEEK Opens With a Proenmme Somewhat Shorter Than Usual at This Season. Chautauqua, N. T., Aug. 22. Special. Chautauqua opens Us last week with a pro gramme somewhat Bhorter than is usual for this season. The interest is still good and the audiences are quite as large as could be expected. At the Glee Club concert this'1 afternoon there was quite a large audience, and the programme was as good as any offered during the season. The readings of Mi 8. Helen Babcock made an excellent im pression on her auditors. The Lotos Glee Club has been here for some time, and its members are great favorites with all'Cbau tauquans. It is one of the best glee clubs ever heard at Chautauqua. At 11 o'clock to day Mr. Flakier gave a mnsical lecture with Bfcliard Wagner as his subject, giving num erous selections from the master's works on the organ. At i o'clock Miss Anna Hayden presented descriptive delineations or soven types of beautitnl women. The eeventh was presented as the embodiment of that harmonious life advocated by ancient ana modern philosophers as a type of the truest education. In presenting these different types of beauty Miss Webster pointed out the numerous necessary conditions in thought, habits of lire, diet, dress, voice and manner which must precede harmonious womanhood. The theories or Plato, Pytha goras ana Sappho, as the truest exponent of harmonious lire among the Greeks, were considered and compared with modern views of life. An Ideal home entertainment, consisting ui ureeK ana .English sonsrs with guitar ac- compnntment, followed the lecture. ArterJ the lecture Miss Webster invited her audi ence to ask questions, and that started the nnril. mo. one looiceii npon the ideal as the mgn est being. Miss Webster is a Christian scientist, and some one asked ner what she did when she got sick. "I have never been so foolish as to get sick," she replied, and a fatman in the rear of the audience sroaned. Miss Webster's posmgs and the majestio wave of her hand when she thought she had made a point wonld startle Delsarte. This evening Wallace Brnce entertained a large audience at the Amphitheater! with a talk about the haunts of Robert Burns. THEASUSY M0USEES DHOW5ED. Retrenchment and Reform Strlko In at the Drpartment In Earnest. Washington, Aug. 22. Special Re trenchment and rerorm is the motto of the Treasury Department. The cats of that in stitution, which have been a growing feat ure of interest, if not of principle, for some timo, have been abolished to the very last Tom and Tabby of them. Years ago a few or the felines were introduced, that they might make war on the rats and possibly also vary the monotous dally routine of the many excellent maiden ladies of the depart ment. Without act of Congres, and with out tho authority or the Civil Service Com missioners, new offices were created and filled by inheritance until nearly a hundred of the most favored positions In the depart ment were occupied by mousers who never troubled themselves about rats or mice, so long as they bad kindly maiden ladles to gorse them with gingerbread and pie and milk. These numerous positions were a complete slnecnre for their occupants, bnt the civil service people, and more especially the San itary Inspector, recently decided that these appendages so useless except for the Sloasure or the maiden ladles should go. ox traps have been set for the past week each nizht, and every eat has been caught and drowned, the last one being taken last nlsht. A wish is pretty generally expressed that a considerable number of bipeds in the department who are quite as useless as the cats may bo disposed of in a similar man ner. A NEW DEFINITION FOB SOKE. It Slay Mean Two If It Is More, or More If It Is Less. Washihqton, Aug. 22. Special. A letter from the Superintendent of the Llghtnouse Board to the Commissioner of Customs, re ceived hero to-day, asks for an opinion of a somewhat unusual kind. A clause of the 'sundry civil bill, which was passed Just be fore the adjournment or Congress, provides an appropriation of $30,000 "for the estab llshment or some 37 lights on the Sault Ste Marie," and the lighthouse people want to know what interpretation they must put on the word "some." The legal authorities of the Bnreau of Customs have been laying thoir-heads together to solve this problem in theEnglish language "as she is spoke," and they have about come to the conclusion that in this instance the word "some" means one or two more or less than 37, but doubtless not more than two more or less. This is not official, however, and It is possible that a more profound research Into yet unexplored legions of legal philology may develope more certainly the intent of the distinguished law-makers who wrote and discussed and enacted this passage of the sundry civil bill. DEATHS HERB AXD ELSEWHERE. tvnilnm B. Rushrortb, Inventor. William Henry Eushforth, a well-known Inventor of railroad appliances, died at his home la Kutlierfonl, N. J., Saturday, after a long Illness, Mr. Kushfortb. was born In Leeds, England, July II, 1814. He came to the United States in 1878, aud soon afte rward became engineer of a silk factory In Camden, N.J. He patented a smoke and spark consumer for locomotives In 1S30. and afterward Improved the Invention, which was first used on the New York. Lake Erie and Western Railroad. In ranid succession patents were secured for a fire escape ladder, a Jewelers show window, a com bination parlor and Ice skate, an extension skate blade, a combination cine and mnslc stand and a ticket box for booking; offices at railway stations. Ills most Important Invention followed a scries of automatic safety car signals, which are attached tu trains in such a way that auplylng the brakes dis plays the signals. At the time of his death Mr. Rushforth was still engae-d In arranging for ths development of his latest Invention a reed water heater, designed to utilize the heat wasted la the smoke-boxes or locomotives. Dr. Joseph Colvl, Colored Physician. Br. Joseph Colvis, the eminent colored physician, died Saturday at hU'home In Paris. Joseph Colvis was born In New Orleans In 1831. At the age of 8 years he left for France with his rela tives, where he was placed In Ihe Lyoee Bonaparte. He was a bright pupil, and on leaving college re ceived the degrees of B. A. and B. S.. being subse quently admitted as resident surgeon at the at. Louis Hospital, whence he emerged four years later and took his degree of M. I., fully equipped for active practice. He soon won prominence In the proresslon and his practice was one of the richest. He was repeatedly decorated by the French Government for public services rendered In the line of his proresslon, notably during tho .franco-Prussian war. and a few years ago he was awarded the Cros3 of Ihe Legion or Honor. To tho last he retained his American citizenship, which contributed much to delay his advancement, which nevertheless was very ranid. Samuel Lnty. Samuel Luty, au old resident and con tractor of Allegheny, died at 8 o'clock yesterday morning at his home, corner Linden avenue and Federal street. In his 77th year. The cause of death was age and general debility. The funeral services will be held at 10:30 o'clock to-morrow forenoon. Mr. Luty was born la Berne, Switzerland. He came to the United States and to Allegheny when a young man, learned the cirptfnter's trade and then went South. He returned to the Nor thslde In ISH, aud for many years successfully followed the busi ness of contractor and builder. He erected manv houses In the upper part of the Second and Third wards, aud had a wide acquaintance. He left a wife, five sons and two daughters, the latte being unmarried. The sons arc: Adolnb. of the Oil Well C....I1. fAMn-nv. llhjl.r X? .rfl.t cnntrlll. CI. . Samuel F., of the Pittsburg Cnrnmerrial-auette; Milton N a printer, and E. F.. of tho editorial staff of the American Ifamacturer, Fdward II. Gibinn. Edward H. Gibson, a well-known traveling salexman.. and tormeny a prominent business man at bbarpsuurg, died at No. 335 Western avenue, Allegheny, at 6:30 yesterday morning. Typhoid fever, which attacked him three weeks ago, was the canse of death. Mr. Gibson was a son of T. II. Gibson, of Sharpsbnrg. the leading bnslness man of that town, and one of the oldest residents of the county. The deceased was 31 yiars of age. Wherever known he was popular and his demise will be monrn'ri by .1 legion of friends all over this county and in other sections of the country. Asa member of the Commercial Travelers' Protective Association he was a leading figure, commanding the regard of all with whom he came in contact. The funeral services wlU be held at the residence of T. II. Gibson, on Clay street, Sharpsbnrg, to-morrow morning at 10:31 o'clock. Interment private at a later hour. Obituary Notes. Dr. John Caesox. a prominent physician of Saltsburg. died very suddenly yesterday morning lnbaltsburg. "Pbincb" Charles A. Perkins, a widely known resident, was found dead in his chair yes terday morning of heart disease, at his home lu Syracuse, N, Y. He was formerly Secretary of Legation at Stockholm and Consul at Barcelona. He married Princess Maria Isabella, of the Span ish roral family. Dr. IlmAM Buck, one of the best-known Metho dist divines in the West, died suddenly Sunday at his borne in Decatur. 111., In the 74th year of his age. He was born in Steuben county, N. Y In IW9, entered the Illinois Conference in 1843, and has preached In nearly every good charge within the bounds of the Conference. HITHER AND THITHER. Gossip of Pittsburg's Population That Is Still on the Wine Lady Henry Somer- . set's Boyal Invitation Mr. James Helzel Writes a Plrasant letter from Europe. The quartet choir of the 'Wilkinsburg Presbyterian Church, has a vacancy lor a contralto singer, through the resignation of Miss Edna Jack, who has accepted a posi tion as singer in a Sonthside church. Miss Jack is parted 'with, with great reluctance. and, indeed the chnrch at Wilkinsburg would have gladly equaled the offer made their singer by tho Southside church, had it known of her intention to leave, before she had signed the new contract. She is considered to have a very sweet contralto voice, and by reason of her charm of manner as well as her gift or singing was a great favorite in Wilkins burir. Before the changes the choir was composed as follows: Mrs. Bairn, soprano; Mr. Frederick, tenor; Mr. Jamos Hetzel, baso: Miss Jaok, contralto and Mrs. H. H. Wallace, organist. Mr. Fuller is now fulfill ing Mr. Hetzel's duties, Mr. Hetzel being In Europe with his father and family. Cresson Springs has introduced the new "Crab Claw Grip," which is raging in the East. It is a new method of waltzing, though adapted equally well to the polka or gavotte, in which the man places his right arm aronnd his partner, putting his hand as high as possible between her shoul ders. She elevates her lelt arm, nntil it is at right angles with her body, and then bends her hand nntil the fingers rest on her ,i,irt, . r hn.rtMri.im I "-'' v t f With his lelt hand he takes her riitht wrist. her right arm being in a similar position to herloft and holds It nearly nnder horcbin with her hand flapping. This method of dancing might be described as a composite of tho various fads in handshaking that have shaken our social foundations from the Four Hundred of New York to that of San Francisco. A pleasant letter from Bavaria, written by Mr. James Hetzel, of the Western Uni versity, was received yesterday by Mrs. H. H. Wallace, the summer tenant of the Het zel house, at Wilkinsburg. Hetzel says that onr "veteran" artist is revelinir in every thing musical, and going wherever there is a chance to hear opera. In a short time the family were o be in Paris, where they ex pected to meet Chancellor Holland and Prof. Henri Bolltn Parker, of the Western University, both of whom are staying at the Hotel de l'Arcude, and one at least, Mr. Parker, will sail for America this coming Saturday. The Hctzsels will sail from a German port about September 3 and expect to bo in Pittsburg September 23. It will be of interest in temperance cir cles to hear that Miss Frances E. Willard is to spend a few weeks in England as the quest of Lady Honry Somerset. Further, Lady Henry Somerset emulates Her Majesty the Queen in her gracious hospitality. When great personages visit Windsor the royAl carriage meets them at the station. Lady Henry's carriage is rather different, but equally agreeable, for the entire trip Is made at Lady Henry's request and at her expense. Judge Arnold, of Philadelphia, Is con sidered a most popular man at Cresson Springs. He spends the entire summer there, and devotes all his time to sleeping, eating, reading, walking and playing euchre. His companions say that he will forego all other pleasure for a game at cards, though like many other enthusiasts ho never wagers anything. A oloso competitor In devotion to euchre is Manager Dunham, of tho Mountain House, whilo pretty well forward as a devotee is Captain Porter, of Sewickloy. Social Chatter. Mrs. Goodmak. of West Philadelphia, Is spending some weeks with her sister-in-law, Mrs. Goodman, of Ellsworth avenue. Her gilt or instrumental music has drawn to the house or her hostess a little circle of wor shipers of the art. who spend manyoveninzs of pleasuie. When a girl Mrs. Goodman prosecuted her musical studies diligently, under Mason, of New York, tne famous inusio master, to make it a profession. Mr. Goodman came along, however, and suc ceeded in changing hor intention. Mr. asd Mrs. George W. Boyd, who spent the early summer at Congress Hall, Lane May, Intend to enjoy the pleasures of Cresson Springs, during Anzust and Sep tember. They reached tho Pittsburg resort on Friday night by the limited, on board also of which was Mr. and Mi s. Russell Har rison. The President's so" occupies a Mountain House cottaire. Auoxo recent sojourners at fashionable Watch Hill were Mr. and Mis. William N. Frew and family, who returned to Pittsburg during last week. Pittsburg's smart set is largely represented there, out already it is dwindling down by the frequent home comings. Mr. aito Mrs. a. E. W. Paihtib gave a domino-whist party at their Cresson Springs cottage on Saturday eveningfortheirguests, General and Mrs. Charles Lann Fitzbugh. Mrs. Frederick M. Maoee Is home from Columbus, where she spent part of the sum mer and is now at hertonn house on North Highland avenue. The Traymore Hotel at Atlantic City has on the latest page of its register Mr. Milton Balrd and Mrs. John E. O'Connor, of Pitts burg. JIrs. Harry Pasoavaitt, or tho East End, Is aeain In town, having returned from a summer outing in the mountains. Mrs. J. A. McEelvet and Miss INina McKelvey, of Highland avenue, are home from Atlantic City. Me. akd Mrs. JonxsTOT, of the East End, camo home on Satuiday from Atlantic City. Amoso newcomers at Ocean Grove are Mr. and Mis. J. C. Kohne, of Pittsburg. Mr. Frank Clark, of Pittsburg, is regis tered at the Stockton, Capo May. Mr. aud Mrs. W. C. Moroas are at the Mansion House, Atlantic City. Mr. O. S. McIlvaise, of Pittsburg, is at Atlantic City. Miss Anna Flock is home from Cape May. POINTERS ON PANAMA. Work nn tho Panama Canal is to be beznn again. They'll get that canal dug some day, if they aren't careful. Boifon Q.obe. Aoain work is to be begun on the Panama Canalt Would it not bo advisablo to tako the canal over to Paris, build a fence aronnd it, appoint M. de Les3eps gatekeeper, charge admission and dig It there? Then tho share holders could encamp on their own ruin. Hew York Herald. ' , Wrrnduo respect for the project of our own Warner Miller, most Americans would bo glaU to see tho Panama Canal con structed. M. de Lessep3' ronte takes the bull by tho horns and attempts to pierce the isthmus along the shortest line which scien tific and capable engineers pronounced procticable. Bufftt'o Enquirer. The prize of Panama stock on the Paris Bourse rose last week about $100 a share, which was a rather notable advauco for shares that had been quoted at about $2, with no market even at that price. The in dications nro that tno "resumption of work" will take place on tho Paris Bourse and not on the isthmus. New York Timet. Now that science has discovered that there are no canals on tho planet Mars, attention is directed to tho Panama Canal, and a new French syndicate is going to take the work in hand. When It Is completed the syndi cate will go to Mars and make canals on the distant planot. The prospects for both en terprlbos aro equally bright fliitadelphia Bulletin. It is reported that the Panama Canal pro ject is to be revived, but that no appeal will bo made to the public until the work is well under way. It Is not probable that tho schome can be successfully revived unless government pationage is secured. Millions have already been expended and millions more will be required to complete the enter prise. Detroit Free Prea. There is a rumor that the Panama Canal project Is to oe revived, but that no appeal lsto bo made to the publio for funds until tho work is well advanced. It is doubtful, however, If that enterprise can be galva nized iuto new life without government aid. Millions of dollars have been sunk In it, and it will take millions more to make a single dollar or the outlay productive. PhUadtl phlt Ledger. Fishes and Ants, lint No Bain. City ot Mexico, Ang. 22 The writer of a letter from Sasabe, State of Sonora, to the newspaper El JPartido Liberal, says that In the recent hurricane there fell In that region a shower ot fishes three inches long and a number ol small pellclans, but no rain, while at Mazatlan the ground was covered with dead winged ants. CDRI0U8 CONDENSATIONS. Switzerland has a 000-year-old hotel. A Brooklyn actress named Brown spells her name Broughne-. It is now claimed that fast trains are safer than slow ones. The Bank of England requires 60 folio ledgers for its dally accounts. New Mexico is enjoying the first rainy season It has had for four years. There are 800 bath houses In Tokio, Japan, in which a bath can be had for 1 cent. A man of science in Germany maintains that It is from meteors that all our diamonds come. The cost of shipping a barrel of flour from Atchison to Liverpool amounts ocly to .73 cents. The English system oi postal telegraphy was begnn in 1872 and proved an Instanta neous success. Near Astoria, Ore., there is an ancient deposit of clam shells which covers an area of over four acres. A New Jersey minister has struck because the congregation owes him money and refuses to pay blm. A clothes-washing contest was a novel attraction at a colored church picnic sit Westminster, Md., recently. Richmond, Ind., has 'an organization known as the "1827 Society" composed en tirely of persons born in 1817. The fourth cable across the Atlantic was laid by the Great Enstern, from Ireland to Newfoundland, in the year 1871 The official title of the Governor of Rhode Island is Captain-General of Bhode Island and Providence Plantations. The Columbia river contains trout with larze red spots on their bodies. They have been named "Dolly Varden" trout. "Masrinm" is the name, of the new chemical element which has been discov ered in the bed of an ancient Egyptian river. A bushel of wheat for every citizen of the United States, with enough more for fall seeding, is the product this season in Kansas. At the poles, where all meridians con verge, there cin be no natural standard time, for It is every hour of the day at once. Southern California produces 180,000, 000 oranges a year not enough to give three ornnses to each inhabitant of the United States. The longest canal in the world is the ono which extends from the frontier of Cntna to St. Petersburg. It measures is all 4,472 miles. Leaden-headed nails are used by some tinsmiths for roofing purposes. The last stroke flattens the head over the hole la the tin and leaking is so prevented. The coach that carried President Lin coln's body from Washington to Illinois is now stationed at North Platte, Neb., and will be sent to the World's Fair. According to the last census returns England possesses no fewer than 76,000 coach men and erooms. 56.250 male indoor servants and 1,230,000 female Indoor servants. The gnadalonpe bees lay their honey in bladders of wax abont as large as a pigeon's egg, and not in combs. The honey never hardens and is of an oily consistency. In South Greenland the color of the hair ribbon which woman ties round her head denotes the social condition of the wearer, whether she be maid or wife or widow. A mare belonging to a resident of Eipler, Me., was lately found In a pasture with its hind foot caught in her mouth In such a manner that it took several men to extri cate her. An immense glacial field is said to have been found in Central Idaho, which will probably cover an area nearly as large, though not ns thick, as the great glacial field of the Alps. The workers alone in the London hos pitals amount to 6.000 persons, of whom some 1,300 are honorary medical officers who devote their time to the treatment of disease without fee of any kind. As an indication of the thrift amongst the working classes of France it is stated that there are now 6,000 000 depositors in the French savings hanks, with an accumulated fund or not less than Xll2,CO0,00O. A feather merchant of Paris has lately received 6,000 birds of paradise, 300,000 Indian birds of various species, and 400,000 bum mini birds. Another dealer has received 40,000 birds from America and 100,000 from Africa. A man at Macon, Ga., has a $10 note of tho State of North Carolina, printed In 1773. On one side is the inscription, "Persecution the Ruin or Empires," while on the other side appears the words, "Death to Counter feiters." In the German artillery they have tried a three-legged ladder of steel tubing for en abling the captain of a battery to survey the enemy and direct the fire. The ladder Is erected in a wagon and the officer climbs to the top with his field glasses to reconnoitre. International expositions are in progress in Stockholm, Munich. Schevingen, Vienna and Genoa, besides the Paris Exhibition for Feminine Arts and the demonstrations at Palps and nnelva. Last week Bulgaria opened a national exhibition at Phlllp popolis. The Swedish Government has adopted a new smokeless powder which is said to have the following advantages: It Is easy of manufacture, produces no flame and does not heat the rifle. It gives the ball an Initial velocity of 2,100 feet with a pressure of 2,260 atmospheres. Put a buzzard in a pen about six feet square and open at the top, and It is aa much a prisoner as thongh It were shnt up In a box. This is because buzzards always begin their flight by taking a short run, and tbey either cannot or will not attempt to fly unless tbey can do so. M. Maxim Lecomte is about to intro duce a bill into" the French Senate provid ing a maximnm penalty of a year's im prisonment and a fine of 2,000 francs for engaging in a duel. If the duellist shall have killed his man the maximnm penalty will be three years' imprisonment and 10,000 francs fine. The Eotbschilds have a unique way of providing a birthday present for all the girls of the family when they come of age. At the birth of each little girl, six pearls, valned at a specified and not Inconsiderable snm, aro pnt aside. Six more are added at every birthday, and when the young ladv reaches the age of 21 she is presented with the valuable necklace. A long tunnel near Paris has been lightod in a novel way. Reflectors throw the light from many electrlo lamps If feet nbove the rails to the sides of the tun nel, whore it is again reflected by burnished tin, covered with glass, into the coaohes, making a soft ana agreeable lignt. The trains automatically turn the current on and off in entering and leaving the-tunneL POETICAL AND PIQUANT. AN OBJECT OT BYXPATHT. He has a weary, wandering gazey He pictures sad unrest. He murmurs, "Which of many ways To spend my time Is best. " Behold him pause awhile to fetch A sigh that means dismay. This hapless, hopeless, helpless wretch Who has a holiday. Soon, soon will come the autumn sere, Soon will depart the flies Soon, soon the season will be hers For nailing campaign iles. KioTorJcPrtlM. Thl TIE THAT BINDS. He held her little hand in his And looked into her eye. And then he asked her ir she llxed Ills brand new Ascot tie. T like it very well, " she said, "And yet, my dearest WW. There Is another tie, I think. Would suit me better still." -Detroit PrteFTts. The seashore girl is sweet, no doubt; But when you go to meet her. ,Tls J ust as well to take a box Of sweets to make her sweeter. -CloaXBnUa, TnS TBEACHZaOVS KAUJIOOX. They sat in a hammock Did be and she. And she was happy. And so was he. But when he attempted To steal wee Uu, The hammock upset, and PB9mppuiAai BiSaQ