THE PITTSBURG DISPATCH, MONDAY, AUGUST 22. 1892. ! fjje Sigga&lj. T5TABUMIKD febkuaiiy VoU 47. No. 100. Entered it Pittsburg Postofflce November, 1SS?, as second-class matter. Business Office Corner Smithfield and Diamond Streets. News Rooms and Publishing House 7S and So Diamond Street, in New Dispatch Building. r.ASTERX ADVERTISING OFFICE. BOOM 78. TRIBUNE BUILDING. .NEW YOKK,wherc com plete files of T1IK DISPATCH cn always be found. Foreign advertisers appreciate the convenience. Home advertisers and frlemls of THE DISPATCH, while In New York, are alio made welcome. THE DISPATCH 1 regularly on sale at Brcn tano's, 5 Onion i-auarc, JewYork, and IT Ave do l'Opcra, Tarls France, where anyone who his been disappointed at a botct news stand can ob tain It. . TEKJIS Or THE DISPATCH. rosTAGC rr.EE rx the cxrrrn states. Daily Dispatch, ono Year J SCO Daily DisrATcn, l'er Quarter 100 Daily Dispatch, One Month 70 Daily Die rATCJi. Including Sunday, I year.. 10 on Daily Ditatcii. including Sunday,3m"tlis. 2S0 Daily DisrATCIL Including Sunday, 1 mouth 10 Sunday-Dispvtch. One Year !I0 V eekly Dispatch. One Year 1 SI The Daily Dispatch U delivered hr carriers at 35 cents per wceV, or. Including Sunday Edition, at 10 cents per wecW. PlTT-HVltO. MONDA1. AUGUST ZZ. ISC NO ROOM rOR DISPUTE. The dispute as to the form of the tickets to be issued by the office of the Secretary of the Commonwealth for the first election under the Baker act does not have much foundation. The intent of the law is clear enough on this point, when all its provis ions are taken into account. It provides that the voter can either designate his choice by making a cross mark opposite the name of each candidate, or, if he rushes to vote tne straight party ticket, by makinc; the cross-mark "opposite the party name or political designation." To do this it Is necessary that each party ticket shall be crouped under one head. II is the plain .purpose of the enact ment that "the names of all the candi dates so nominated by such political party shall be arranged in groups as presented in the several certificates of nomination with the party, descriptive words or po litical appellation at the head of the group. " i On the other hand, the law provides that in the case of nomination by nomination papers "the names of candidates for cacli olhce shall be arranged under the designa t.on of the office in alphabetical order ac conlinc to their surnames." Thus the law makes a di stinction between the two classes of nominations. It is one of those discriminations against the minor parties which gives foundation to the charge that the law was manipulated in the interest of the greater parties for the express pur pose of making voting difficult. The dif ference between the treatment of nomin ations by parties casting over ten per cent of the vote and by nomination papers was introduced in the Senate amendments, with the result that the party voter cau cast his vote correctly by simply making the mark opposite the party title, while the independent, or minor party voter, must hunt out the names of his candidates from various alphabetical lists. This is the law as it stands. The dis crimination is an unjust one, introduced for an illegitimate purpose, but it permits of no doubt as to what the form of the ticket must be under the law. ENGLAND'S LABOR SITUATION. 1 he English press has been po'nting the finger of scorn at America's industrial situation, saying all sorts of harsh things about our policy and our wage disputes. They took a long range view through a free trade telescope, and adjusted it so as to magnify things according to their own liking. But while taking observations they were care ful not to bring the editorial glass to bear on their own manufacturers and w orkingmen. This was left for the news gatherer, and now the cable brings gloomy reports from England's industrial ceuters. In the cotton working districts the de pression Is disheartening. The workers there are restless, too, and the agitation in favor of an eight-hour work-day promises to add a strike feature to the gloomy situation. On the Clyde ship builders are laying off squads of me chanics and laborers, the only excuse be ing lack of work. A discharge or a tem porary cessation to a toiler eking out an existence on the meager pittance doled by employers in Free Trade Britain means a great deal hunger at least, and perhaps starvation. In protected America the average arti san and even the lowest-waged laborer can stand a rest, be it of his own choice or enforced, without facing the wolf on the instant. The awful pictures the English Free Trade editors have painted about Ameri ca's epidemic of labor agitation should be turned to the wall They can find gloom ier and sadder ones at home. NOT A VALID IMPEACHMENT. Mr. Bobert Bonner thinks the recent record-breaking exploit of Nancy Hanks was due to the pneumatic tire and ball bearing sulky with which she accom plished her feat Therefore he intimates rather than claims that she should not be credited with having taken the laurels away from Maud S and Sunol, which fliers are Mr. Bonner's properties. The fact that the records in trotting and , pacing were lowered with the new sulky gives a good deal of color to the theory that it is an aid to fast time. But that does not at all invalidate the right of the new goers to claim supremacy from their records. It might as well be claimed that because a horse has made 2:20 with an or dinary sulky on a good track, therefore its record is no better that one that has failed to make that time drawing a road wagon. Maud S and Sunol made their records with all the accessories of har ness and vehicle invented so as to afford the least burden to the trotter; but rrb one claimed that this consideration should Im peach their superiority to the record of Goldsmith Maid. If Mr. Bonner wishes to show that his trotters arc still superior to the mare that has snatched their laurels, he can do so by letting them beat 2:07 drawing the new sulky. The public will welcome such a feat with the same enthusiasm as it accorded to Nancy Hanks' so far un rivaled mile. AS EDUCATIONAL, AGENCY. Among the gratifying results of the new Catholic summer school just closed at New London, Connecticut, is that stated by Rev. Morgan M. Sheedy in an article published elsewhere. The welcome afforded liy the people of Now London to" the visitors shows that all people cau meet on ilic common urounds of educational ad vancement and the universal principles of religion. The same quality appears In in another form when the Catholic Church adopts methods of advancing general in telligence that have been peculiar to ad-, vanced Protestantism. Tho name, of Catholic Chautauqua, and tho fraternal hospitality extended by the Puritans of New London to the visitors, to that educa tional feast, show how the sectarian hos tility which was tho bequest of past cen turies is giving way to the influences of intelligence and common purposes. Among the new features that arc to come from the New London meeting is tho formation of an assembly of the national organization in Pittsburg. Such a means for popular study will reach many not accessible to the ordinary agen cies, and will be of tho greatest use. ' The heartiest wishes for success will attend tho new organization. A SALIENT CONTRAST. In Leeds, one of the noted manufactur ing centers in England, a prominent city official was asked not long ago If he knew of a workinpman, mechanic or engineer who owned his own home. The reply was: "If I were on oath In court I should be obliged to answer no." This affords one of the most pointed contrasts between the condi tion of labor in this country and in England. Even in nomestead, where the struggle caused by concentrating a great masS of labor on one hand and a great mass of capital on the other has been accentuated to a dangerous degree, ownership by the workmen of homes of a superior class presents a prominent feat ure. As a rule the first ambition of a young worklngman and hi? wife is to buy a home of their own. Willi the good wages secured under the protective sys tem this has been dono to an extent that is creditable alike to the w orkingmen Individually and to the nation as a whole. In Philadelphia 170,000 workingmen own their own homes. Here tne proportion may op less, Dut mere is no doubt that of the 00,000 owners of Pittsburg real estate three-quarters in number belong to the working class. A striking illustration of the same con trast is presented in a statement of Mr. Cooprr, of the British Hosiery Company, which runs a hosiery manufacturing estab lishment in Rhode Island, having removed it from England. The wages paid in this establishment are with scarcely an excep tion 100 per cent greater than England. The manufacturer adds that in eight years several of his hands have saved enough to buy their homes and others are doing the same. The system under which work ingmen Lecome property owners Is the safe one for a democracy to adhere to. That under ihich it is impossible for them to own their homps presents few at tractions to workingmen. THE CAfAL QUESTION. There is something exasperating in the fatuity with which some of our Philadel phia cotemporarles, in discussing the projects for internal waterways, refuse to take anything into consideration except the proposed canals for connecting Phila delphia with NcwTork harbor and con necting the Chesapeake with Delaware Bay. The intimation that the East will support such canal projects is most unde sirable, because, it degrades the compre hensive and far-sighted canal policy into a matter of grabs for the benefit of separ ate localities. The canal projects to which our Phila delphia cotemporaries are now devoting their chief attention are really projects of minor necessity. They are supported on the plea of providing a protected water way along the coast and bv statements of the magnitude of the commerce of the ports engaged. But the great mass of this commerce consists of direct exports and imports which would not use the canals. No one can claim that it is one half so im portant to provide a limited waterway for a commerce which already enjoys an unlimited one as it is to provide a water way for commerce of equal or superior magnitude which now has no such means of transportation. It is time for the people who are inter ested in canal work to take outspoken po sition on this point. The canal policy should be placed on a national basis, in which the first article shall be that the works of imperative necessity and nation al magnitude shall have precedence. While there is no adequate access to the Great Lakes, except through a foreign country; while the great grain andiron staples are forced to bear the burden of railway charges, which might be supplant ed by water transportation, it is little less than antagonism to the canal policy to claim precedence for a project which will give New York and Philadelphia a merely local addition to their present facilities, in the improvement of which large sums have already been spent by the nation. The completed canal policy may very justly contemplate the construction of an internal waterway along the coast. But the working out of that policy should be placed very clearly on the principle that the different works are to be taken up in the order of their importance. INTERNATIONAL SPITE. There is a petty triumph for the French in their success at killing off the Berlin Exposition that does the French character little credit Early in the year the Ber liners formed the idea of a grand exposi tion in that city in 1806 or 1898. The Kaiser gave his sanction to the plan, arid the Berlin people were working themselves up to a state of enthusiasm when the ma lign Parisian influence interposed. The Figaro rushed to the front with a proposition for holding in 1900 a grand Parisian exhibition which should outshine anything the world had ever seen. It was not to be held as a rival of the Berlin show, the Figaro was careful 'fo say, for how could Berlin rival Paris? The Par isians welcomed the proposition with en thusiasm; Berlin heard of it with wrath. The Parisian boom progressed till the French Government gave its sanction to the project. The gloom cast on the Ber lin project increased until the Kaiser an nounced in the official organ that the Em peror on the advice of Von Caprivi had withdrawn his sanction from the Berlin project This is humiliating for Germany in the commercial sense; but it is a petty sort of humiliation which reflects no credit on France. The woman who gives a party or wears a dress simply to outshine a rival is acting on petty motives which are no less small when adopted Dy a nation. We see It said that if Bismarck had been Chancellor the Kaiser would not have suffered this defeat It is news that Bis marck is so popular in Paris that he would have been able to prevent the Parisians from acting the marplot with Berlin's am bition. It is reassuring to learn from onr cotem porarles that the banana skin possesses n liber from w liicli can bo made uno and beau tiful cloth, and that thus every part of the bannna cun bu mado to contribute to the welfare or mankind. Tills will bo a radical reform. The function of the banana fekln has been to lay In trait for the unwary and to cause mankind to perform Involuntary and hazardous pigeon-wings on city side walks. That It Is to be Induced to mend Its ways and make Itself nserul to man instead of leading a short lire of malicious mischief is a promise of improvement that cannot too soon be realized. When we hear of temperatures of 100 in the shade at Vienna, and of tho birds dropping dead lrom tho trees in Madrid, wo are Impelled to conolnde that the tbermom oters of Europe are operated with vigorous imagination. Love is being talked about a great deal now. But It isn't the sentimental sort just tne namo lor nothing In tennis. An inquirer asks the New York Sun whom it would name as Poet Laureate if this country possessed such an office. Tho esteemed $un professes to . know where a posslblo Laureate exits, but declines to namo him; which course strengthens the conclusion obvious to most people that we have not cot one. This may be tin embar rassing conclusion; bnt it is not so much so as if it were necessary to appoint a Laurcato and the same tlisoovery should ba made. Thore was a time in England when Colloy Cibber was tlio Poot Laureate. What commentary on the cleanliness of tho average Frenchman is this: "Do certain to take a good wash before you dress." This from a Freuch writer on personal beauty, too. Texas Democrats have split in two, but it is reported that tho Hogg win? still con tinues to monopolize the tiougb. We admire the enthusiasm more than we can approve tho judgment of a Philadelphia cotemporary which ejaculates: "Even if tho . Park Bonlovard does cost $6,000,000 it will be well worth the money." The opinion is based on the utility of educating the Phil fidelpbians up to wide streets; but the edu cation ought to be accomplished by much less expensive illustrations. A park boule vard is a very nice thing, but $6,003,000 of Tublio money is no less than $6,000,000 of private funds. Is Congressman Cobb to be allowed to sink into the forgetfulness of oblivion? Some one ought to stir him upngain.Just to tbiovr a littlo life Into tho situation. Somebody recently left Emperor Will, iatn $2, and the Empoior well, he put it in his pocket. The observers at the Lick Observatory saw SchlnparelU's canals in the double form in our neighboring planet, Jsnving first dis covered themslngle. Thisseems to vindicate the Italian's discovery of the double canals, with the qualification that they aie not canals at nil, unless, lndped, It is intended to claim that Mara, adds to its unique feature or having new moons four times a day by possessing canals which are single one week and double the next. Jay Gould has again proved himself an artful dodger, lie managed to reach New York from out West without bolng inter viewed by the wayside. A strong solution of silence seems to have been injected into the campaign lead ers lately. Perhaps it may be worth preserving in the list of curious coincidences that the cool wave spiead over tho country the weok that our esteemed cotemporary Charles A. Dana suggested to the Cleveland managers that D. B. Hill be retained to ante up the anti lorce bill literature for the Democratic cam paign. Somebody should furnish the campaign with pneumatic tires anda kite-shaped track. Perhaps then it might move along at a swilter gait. It is hinted that Cleveland now haB his stationery boxes labeled "write side up with care." After five months in the West Mr. Jay Gould has arrived in New York and is re ported to be "a's brown as a Western cow boy." Is that an augury of the color to which the lambs will bo done: or are we to expect that his operations will ninke the atmosphere of Wall street blue? And now a soda water fountain in the East bursts and kills a man. Is there any thing lett that is perfectly Bate? The ides of November will soon be here, and what will poor Cleve and Steve do then? The scientific opinion of Prof. J. Me Anllffe that in the tuture "onions will be an important part of the diet of every man training for a fight" presages that the wnt farc of pugilists with their mouths is to be moio deadly than ever. FAYORiTES OP FORTUNE. M. Labsen, a rich Danish banker who was the imago of the Czar of Russia, is now in an insane asylum. Governor Fifer, of Illinois, was so poor in his youth that when he enlisted as a Union soldier he walked barefoot to Bloom lngton. M. Felix Tisserand, the new director oftheraris Observatory, is a professor of astronomy and mathematics. lie succeeds Admiral Moucnez. The widow of General Thomas Jonathan Jackson retains the soubriquet coupled with her husband's name in the army, and signs herself "Mrs. Stonewall Jackson." Lord Salisbury's disinclination to ac cept a dukedom is not shared, it is said, by Lady Salisbury and several members of the Cecil family, who are most dealt ous that lie should accept it. General A, W. Greely, the head of tho United States Signal Corps (though not of the Weather Bureau, nsmany people still suppose), ridicules tho idea of signaling the people or Mars. Mr. and Mrs. Gladstone started for Hawarden, thoir home in Wales, Saturday morning. A large crowd had gathered at the station and the Prime Minister was given an ovation. If Senator Cullom is correctly reported, he has been telling gome one that Senator Hoar, before sailing for Europe, declared that he never expected to return to his old duties in Washington again. Pope Leo XIIL will celebrate two jobi lees next year if his life xliould be spared so long. On February 19, 1893, half a century will have passed since he was called to the episcopate by being appointed Bishop of Dnmietta, and on December- IS, 1S93, 10 years will have passed awav since ho received the Cardinal's hat. MassWon's New Church. Massilloit, Aug. 21. Special The largest nember of strangers ever seen in this city at one time were hero to-day. The occasion was the dedication of St. Mary's German Catholic Church, and also the semi-centennial celebration of the organization of the church. Bishop Horstmanu, or Cleveland, conducted the ceremonies, assisted by 12 priests from other cities. Th Characteristics of Two Die Cities. .New York Press. This is characteristic: New Yorkers are dredging in the sea for lost gold, Chicago ans are dredging in the lake for lost whisky. Labor Pays the Piper. Baltimore American. It is the worklngman who has to eventu ally pay the cost of strikes and oC the law lessness that accompanies them., An titter Waste of Money. Toledo Blade. Abont November Joe Pulitzer will wish ho hadn't put $10,000 into the Democratic campaign fund. The Defaulting Cashier Classified. Detroit Journal, Defaulting cashiers belong neither to the ago ol gold or bronze, but to tho shortage. SECOND SlGHT TOURS. Iwhittsn ron the dispatcim One of the advantages of a second sight of Europe is that you have more leisure for details. The first time one gets a general impression. lie sees the outside. Be gets an idea of the looks of streets and of the shape of roofs. He remembers how the spires and towns stand out against the sky. When one comes again all that is in a measure familiar, and there is inclination and. oppor tunity to look closer. The quick look has its compensations. The hasty visitor who "sees" Rome in a day may get a very vivid and even a true impression. Anyhow, he will probably be able to tell other people more about Rome than bo will after a second visit, when he has seen more. There is profound philosophy in the remark or the man who complained that he could not see the city for the houses. He wanted to see the city but, whatever way ho Iookod, the houses ob structed sight. It often happens that people talk best about the subjects of which tlioy know little. They are not embarasscd by details. The hasty tourist may often look at a city with a truer sense or perspective than the oldest inhabitant. He is apt to recognize hotter the relative importance of the sights of the town. He can stay only six hours,and ha wants to get all he can into those six hours. So he discriminates. He singles out the most important, tho most Interesting sights and sees them. People who live within touch of these interesting places and mny see them any day, sometimes far that reason do not see them, or, if they do see them, they grow, accustomed to the sight and It loses its importance. Everybody who reads Stookton's stories will remember how in "The -"House of Martha" the hero comes back from Europe full of the most delightful memories of Interesting sights and lomnntia adventures, here ho has been and theie, this and that great man has ho seon, and he wants to tell everybody- ho knows. But, bonoldl the people of the little town In which he lives aie far mora interested In the parochial measles than they are in the Pope of Rome. They care a great deal more about the chronicles of the sewing society than about the fcenery of Switzerland. And the un fortunate traveler-is forced at last to hire somebody to sit still and hear him tell his tales It is a great thing to have an ap preciation of perspective. Often thoBe who aro acquainted with many details lose that. Pittsburg's glected Treasure. I WAS talking the other day with a mem ber of Parliament who had once made a visit to Pittsburg. What," faldho, "doyou suppose I went to look nt first?" Well, what was iff The Court House? The great mills along t;he rlvera? The palaces of tho East End? No, but the site of Fort Du quesne, and the Old Block Hnusel And I had to confess that I had lived a good many years in Pittsburg and yet have never made my pilgrimage to that historic shrine. Really, I suppose,the ground where that old foi tress stood is the most inteiestingspot between the Allegheney and Monongahola rivers, but yet. If there should be a law mado disfran chising all onr unpatriotic citizens who had never seen that historic building, what a email vote would be polled in Pittsburg next November! Ybt I balanced that by happening to know moio about a cettain tomb in Worcester Ca thedral than the vicar of a neighboring parish. King John is buried in Worcester Cathedral, in tho choir in a very conspicu ous tomb in fiont of the high altar. That old reprobate, now that he Is dead, lies thei e In the church like a saint nnd martyr. There Is an ancient efflgy of him on top of tho tomb, and on eithet side are carved two smallor Azures In monastic dress, and Kins John Heslbetween them. And I found great fatisfaction in assuring my good friend, the vicar ofGrimley, four miles from rt'orcester. that even as far away ns Pitts burg wo knew how King John, when he came to die, being greatly and 'quite natur allyafraid of the eternal burnings, caused himself to be wrapped up In a monk's gown and cow, the cowl being drawn over his face, and ordered that he shonld be bnried between two saints. On the Day of Judg ment the old sinner thought they would all rise un together there In -Worcester choir, and John being in such .excellent com pany and in suoh' penitential dress, St. Peter -would think that biidsof a feather had flocked together, and would take him for a saint. The vicar, unless he was do- ceptlvely courteous as peoplo sometimes are when they hear old stories told over again had never bothered hi) head to think wnat a satire upon medieval religion was written In stone on that old tomb which he bad seen a thousand times. Rare Itellrs In nclent Chester. It is the delight of a second journey that there is leisure for such quaint details. At Chester I found that I cared lest this time for the cathedral than I did for the Roman teltcs in the museum. Here were stones which wore hewn out and handled by mon who lived along these same old streets so long ago that St. Peter and St. Paul and St John were alive then! Here was a town that had been continuously inhabited and of im portance for more than eighteen hundred years! I remember especially an altar there which was erected by a physician. Tho doc tor was a Greek and he had Journeyed up from Rome in the train of the Emperor in the days when Britain was a pleasant, though somewhat insecure, place of summon i osorc for the aristocracy of tho capital. It had been a long Journey, not without perils by the way, and the good doctor, get ting safely to the end of It, devoutly re turned thanks to the god Terminus, or what ever his namo was in Greek, for his protec tion. Ho had this altar made, and had an inscription cut into it in Greek letters, and upon the top, in a little hollow for oil, he had ponred'out an ablution and said his grateful prayers. And while the doctor was on his tourney, St. Paul was no doubt upon one of his Journeys, setting on foot a now order of things which should one day make the old gods obsolete, and leave the old attars to he broken and burled and inherit the strength of the empire! Ono thinks such thoughts in front of sncli a piece of stone. Suoh stones aro impressive in any museum. We must get some one of these days for the Carnegie Library. But here upon ,the spot, where it all happened there is a wonderful addition of interest. Unbeaten Paths the Most Charming'. On a second journey, too, one is more apt tostrayofftheiouteof the tourists, and to see sights which are mado doubly delightful by a certain sense of discovery. Thus I re member a round tower at Aghadoe, beside the Lower Lake of Killarney. There are sev eral hundreds of round towers In Ireland, built, some say, In the old days when men had to be on the watch against the piratical Danes. The way up to the Aghadoe tower lies along a stoney lane, bordered with hedges. Few people visit It. But tho ivy grows picturesquely over the broken walls, and yon can see out over the fair' lake, and it Is all so still up there, and so untouched by the irreverent hands of later civilization, that the old past seems to come back, and tho lords and ladies seem to live again, and from the turrets of the wall the watchman looks out towaid the salt water for the sails of Danish ships. The old ohurch beside the tower pleased mo more than Muckross Abbey. For Muckross belongs to everybody; even the cook people go there; but Agbadoo Church seems a personal possession. So. too, with delightful and eyer-memor- vable Grlmley. Who, except me, has ever been to Grlmley? The vicarage, with its quiet and trim and beautiful gardens, the old church amid the graves, who will dis pute possession of thorn with me? It Is like a discovery of Eden. To walk to church aoross the fields, summoned by a bell which is dated 1193, to find one's way along the lanes botween tho briok walls and beside tho thatched cottages, to go between the ancient yew tiecs, and by the old Roman coffin of stone, and the broken churchyard cross, and to Bay one's prayeri in a church which tho monks built while IVllliam the Norman, or William his son, was yet alive, is to enjoy an experience whlcl) Is permitted to but few of the most fayored'pf mortals. Of course, there are people who to church at Grlmley every Sunday. But tpey havo grown famil iar with it. EverythinY depends upon ap preciation. And to appreciate the quiet corners of this fair countrA the Ivy and the nenges ana tne gray towertvi tne enurcnes, one nerds to como from Pit Even in .Pittsburg we have nothing oj ) this. THE CANALS OP MAR?. Novel Ideas Advanced by Dr. Paul Glbler Their Posilble Ue. Dr. Paul Glbler In New York Herald. Though I Have not the honor to bean astronomer, none the less I take a keen in terest in everything that can give us a more accurate idea of this universe, one of whose citizens I am. Furthermore, what I have to say has only an indirect relation with the ce lestial system. Many interesting things have been said of late in rerard to the nlanet Mars, bnt one point, so larasl know, has. tCbClVCUilUVUIIBlUClUUUll, BHU II II Ul WHO, the meaning of the canals of Mars and their connection with the social status of the planet's Inhabitants, If indeed thero aro any canals and any inhabitants there, that I wish to speak. Let mo assume, onoo and for all, that Mars Is inhabited and that Its vast canals have been due by intelligent hands. Perhaps tho object of theso canals is to carry water inland, where it has already begun to be scarce. Mars is much older than the earth, according to the evolutionary theory of plan etary growth, which teachos that on all of them there is a constant tendency toward the total absorption of both air and water, and the combination of both with the solid elements making up their mass. The moon, where tho evolutionary process is still more advanced than in Mars, seems to have reached the state of absolute solidification, so that life, as we know it, is no longer pos sible mere. Another useful service may bo served by the Martial canals that of lessening the eflects of periodical convnlsions, like those felt on tho earth, in a lesser detrree, on ac count of tho precession of the" equinoxes. The seas of Mars in moving from one hemi sphere to the other in obedience to these forces, mnyflow through the canals In ques tion, and the submersion of tho continents may thus bo averted. Lastly, the canals may sorve as means of communication and transportation between the inhabited con tinents. The excavation of these canals could not have been effected without the employment of forces so enormous that we can form only a feeble idea ortliem. Moreover, tho whole population of Mars must have worked to gether in harmony, united as one man, or rattier as one communltv, to bring to its conclusion a task so truly Titanic It is quite legitimate to suppose since the Inhabitants of Mars beiran thoirdevelopmont at a far remoter date thun did those of tho earth that the present social status of these tcsidontsof the skies is that toward which we, too, are tending that Is to say, they evidently must be united in ono ereat and homogeneous nation (for their sakes, it is to be hoped) and consolidated in one vast fraternity. Alas! how many million times must onrenrth travel so its huge orbit around the sun before wo arrive nt such a stasre of development? It is trne that then will have begun the decrepitude of onr star. After all, the know ledge and appreciation of a great and common danger may have brought about the universal pence which innst iehrn on Mars, and a similar Influence would doubtless tenoh us the same lesson: but nothing is more difficult than to make men see where lies their real and veritable Interests. Were it otherwise, the inhabit ants of each planet would Oesin where their successor? will end, and Cain would not have killed Abel. OUR MAIL POUCH. One Cause of lin Present Unrzst, To the Editor of The Dispatch : , In your Sunday edition you have an inter esting article on tho "Allurements of Social ism." with speeches of one A. W. Wriyhtin regard to the Government buying tiie rail roads. That this movement is at the bot tom of this spti t of unrest among workmen I believe, and it springs from a speech of the Poot Lamartino in the French Corps dn Legislatlf, in which he warned the nation as to the abuses that would follow if the rail way companies were allowed to own the land on wtiloli they operated, and I he llevo that the French Government leases the land for 09 years in order that the people shall be stronger than the railway compnnles. Some suppose that the reason why France received suoh a beating from Germany at their last en counter was because nil tho speculators, seeinz no olianoe of money making in rail way stock in Fiance, threw their weight in favor of Germany, and advocated that country to purchase the railways. Germany did purchase them and it Is said some spec ulators made 00,000 marks in one week by the advance In securities. Governor Flower, of New York, Is reported as saying: "The railways are not making any money, and I would not advise the workmen to invest In them, but to put their money In homes." And yet Socialists, work men, etc., would like to aid speculators and organizers tn pell out railway stookthat don't pay, and some that does, .to the people at fancy prices, or they propose a revolur tion directed against railway companies to acquire their property by force. If it was a mistake to give the railway companies tho ownership of the land, the mistake has been made, and the working men are not astute enough to solve the prob lem how to nndn It, but they should be care ful not to fall into the clutohes of specula tors who will use them for dollars and cents. Pitmbubo, August !L S. W. W. A PB0VINCE 02 LEPEBS, Terrible Inroads of the Dlsoase In a District of South Ainorlca. Pakama, Aug. 21. In the district of San Andreas, Department of Santaud, leprosy is said to be progressing with alarming rapid ity. It is the general opinion there that If Providence does not interpose within a few yeaisthe district will be a veritable lazar etto. To-day the Alcalde sent 12 lepers to the capital of the Province to be sent to the lazaretto, and it is expected he will continue sendinz in order to diminish the number of the unfortunate". To-day they are collecting, those ill with leprosy to send them to the lazaretto, be cause the disease has declared Itself in many persons, and now one can scacely find a per son to employ who is free from this terrible infirmity. TEE NEW STAB IN AUGIBA. A Nebula With n Stellar Nnclens, as Seen Through the B'g Telescope. San Fbakcisco, "Aug. 21. Prof. Edward S. Holden telegraphs to tho Associated. Press from Lick Observatory that visual observ ations made by Prof. Barnard and the spec troscopic observation by Prof. Campbell last night, show that the now star In Auglra is a nebula about three seconds in diameter, with a stellar nucleus of about one-tenth magnitude, and that it has not moved ap preciably since last March. He also finds that it exhibits a nebular spectrum of three characteristic bright lines, besides two others not yet fully iden tified, with a background of faint continu ous spectrum. NON-UNION MUSIC FOB LABOR OAT. Chicago Bands Demand Higher Sa'arles Than the VTorklngmen Will Pay. Chicago, Aug. 21. Tnere Is a serious split among the trades unions, and the chances are that there will be two parados and pos sibly trouble on Labor Day. The difficulty arises from the action of the Chicago Mu sicians' Union demanding $7 per man for .Labor Day, instead of $3, us heretofore. Tlie laboring men wno are to act as cap italists and foot the parade expenses object to the Increase and have made arrange ments with non-union bands. Others will pay the price asked, and much bitter feeling has been engendered. DEATHS HERE AND ELSEWHERE. Thomas A. Daly, Actor. Thomas A. Daly, one of Boston's best known actors, died at the McLean Insane Asylum, Somervllle, Mass., Saturday, aged 33. He was ono of the brightest and most original of the Daly fxmllr. Captain William Daly, Dan Daly, the comeulan: Lizzie Daly, llio soum-ette and dancer, and the bright and lively- dancers in Purltanla" arc brothers and sisters or the dead man. The latest venture of Mr, Daly was a drama called Irish Heads and German Hearts." In which Thomas A. Daly and his wife. Lizzie Derioas Daly, were marred, A few seasons ago Mr. Dalywaj brutally assaulted by stage hands In a Chicago theater, and ibe injuries which he received about the head at that time, it Is said, arc directly re sponsible for bis mental condition. Captain David I'ortor Dobbins. Captain David Porter Dobbins, of the life saving station, died SaturdaT at his home In Buffalo, after a short Illness, at the age of 75 years. Captain Dobbins was well-known all orer the lakes and coast as the Inventor of the self-righting and balling lifeboat and various other life-saving devices. He at one time commanded the revenue steamer Commodore Perry. Obituary Notes. Cahdinal Fn'ruDmcn von FoEnsxmDUBO, Archbishop of Olmutz, died Friday. JOH-t Freemak a pioneer of Stark county, O.. is dead at his home in Perry township. He was 83 years of age, and for the greater part of more than b0 ; ears he had lived with his wife on the farm on which he died. Bexjamix M. Blooding, of Wheeling, one of theuldost and most prominent business men of that clt r, died yesterday evening, aged 70 years. He was' for years a manufacturing chemist and wholesale druggist, and lately a leaf tobacco broker. HAY FEVER HINTS. The hay fever season Is here. "Hay fever Is the popular title for an annual re curring affection of the mucous membranes of the ocular and respiratory tracts," say the authorities, but thero is so much un certainty as to what really causes it that the authorities do little else but develop . theories that fo far as finding the root of too evil are practically useless, says a writer in tho New York Recorair. "Hay fever" Is undoubtedly a misnomer, for it is now known that the disease is most prevalent long after the hay making is 'over ana the bay is safely in the barns. "Rose cold," the early summer form of the disease, generally comes In Juno, before the hay inakfng time, and though the "roso cold" Is commonly attributed to floating pollen from the flowers there is no certainty about that. Occasionally victims are found who suffer both early and late, with a cessation of the disorder in July, and this only serves to further pnzzle the doctors. That humidity causes the disease has never been proved. In 1885, when there was an early drought, with frequent and heavy rains in July, fol lowed by revived vegetation in August, the hay fever was the worst experienced in years, and there is no certainty whether this shouldheattributed to August humidity or to the revived vegetation. Learned doctors have held that a wicked little bacillus is at fault, hut if a had little bu does tbe mischief where does be keep himself at seasons of the year when there Is no bay. fevert Another theory, and one which is perhaps better founded, is that the bay fever Is an Inherent nervous disor der associated with engagement of the mu cous membrane, and this has been so widely accepted that the name Coryza Vasomotoria Periodica, appropriate from Its resemblance to the sneeze, ban been applied by tbe scien tists to the dlscaie and pretty generally adopted. A well-known New York dootor says that he was biought to believe in the inherent nervous disorder theory by observing a patient who, though living in New York one summer and In Savannah, Ga., the nexf summer, was atTected on exactly the same day In August both years and this in spite Of the sreat difference in the climates of two cities and the marked difference In tbe character of the vegetation at that season of tho year. He admits that vegetation may have caused it, but he regards that -as ex tremely doubtful under the changed condi tions, and be treats the dlscnso ns a nervous disorder with varying success. Another argument he advances In support of the theory Is that the sufferers are almost all mon and women who lead sedentary lives. Cases of bay fever among the labor ins classes, even outdoor laborers who work under circumstances that would bring them most in contact with floating pollen, are ex tremely rare, and it is for this reason that the disease is i ezarded as fashionable, and affected by foolish people who really never have had it. There Is a great deal of'this affectation among people who havo slight colds nnd who think hayfeverls "the proper thing;" bnt real sufferers do not rejoice that their disease is ono of tho aristocracy like out, nnd physicians have no difficulty in eterminlng tho real from the spurious cases. Another well-known New York doc tor has proved to his own satisfaction that nay lever is the result or anatomical mal formation of tho nasal cavities. He oper ates npon his patients and uses electricity with great success, it is claimed. Tiiese are all mere theories and the met remains that no one really knows what causes hay fever. The symptoms, however, aie known quantities though they vary much in individual cases. About the middle of August tbe eyes and pharynx begin to itcli like anything, and the sufferer sneezes himself almost into a state of imbecility. Sometimes tlie fun begins earlier and some times later, but the middle of August Is the average date. Citizens who are ordinarily respectable looking develop redness of eyes, redness of nose until they look like drunk ards. Sneezing seems to be provoked by most trlval things. Bright light, cool currents of air, hot currents of air and slight exposure to the oidinary causes or catarrh all set the sufferer off Into violent sneezing fits anil sometimes these fits occur when It is impos sible to assign any cause. They aro most frequent upon getting up In the morning, or when the viotim is guest at dinner, or is being introduced toa pretty girl upon whom he is particularly desirous of making an im pression, Tne least exertion increases the paroxysm. After the ordinary sneeze the Bneezer experiences a feeling of relief, but after the hay fever sneeze there is none -and the sneezer sneezes right along without getting Any satisfaction. At the end of about a week after the first attaok the throat generally becomes as dry hs a chimney, nnd the victim, if be hasn't high moral principles, generally takes to drink. There is little or no saliva and a mean, ticklish cough develops and rivals the sneezing. Fortunately hay fever patients never get any further than this stage nnd suffer along on the same old lines until the last part of September, but in very many cases asth matic symptoms of varying acuteness fol low, nnd, from the most severe, death some times results. The asthmatic turn of the disease generally takes place about August 25, and is generally brought on by an un usually severe coughing spell, or exertion, or by a change of wind accompanied by a thunderstorm. Not the least puzzling feature of this mysterious disease is the places that are free from it. Not one of them is altogether free from pollen, and even the advocates of 'the nervous disorder, apntomic malforma tion nnd organic change theories admit that pollen, dust, beat, humidity and eleotric con ditions of the atmosphere promote the dis ease. Seasidp places that are free from the scourge, nnd there are many of them, are only those that receive no land breezes ex cept tnoso mac pass over long siroieues or water first. Every physician has his favor-i ite spot. The methods of treatment employed bv the physicians in hay fever eases are as vari ous ns aro their theories as to lt3 canse. President Chester A. Arthur was a sufferer from the disease. Upon tbe advice of a noted New York physician he sprayed his nostrils with a solution of tannin and al ways found temporary relief. In the acute cases with asthmatio symptoms, physicians administer morphine and regard it as the most valuable remedy. Chloral, musk, cam phor, asatetiiia and stramonium have their advocates and good results have probably been obtained with all. Burning saltpeter papers and various cigarettes with which anodynes aro incorporated afford relief, according to the anodynes used, and some ot them are undoubtedly very valuable to the sufforer both in the mild and acute stages of the diseases, Tiiose who go to the mountain or seaside hay fever resorts to avoid their annual at tacks should be careful to go before the at tack has begun, for there have been many cases where the disease obtained a start and was aggravated by the dust of travel to such an extent that the relief expected at the re sort did not materialize, and the victim suf fered more than had he remained at home. The journey should be made as much as possible by boat, and ir tTavel by rail is un avoidable it should be taken on a rainy day No avoid dust. Arrived at tne retreat, care snoutu, uy no means be relaxed. The patient should eat only simple, nourishing food and should avoid all undue exertion. He should wear light woolen clothing, with thlu flannel next the skin; and should bathe frequently with water at an even medium tempeiaturo. The causes of ordinary colds and catarrhs should bo carefully avoided. Alcoholic drinks should not be taken, but on smoking 'there is a wlde,dlffereiico,of opinion. Some physicians absolutely forbid hny lever pa tients, particularly those hoe dlsordor reaches the acute asthmatio stage, to use to bacco: whilo others claim that tho tobacco smoko toughens and hardens tho mucous membrane so that it is much less susceptible to the affection. SEE WAS SILENT TO THE END. A Fennsy'vunhi Woman Who" for Eleven Years Itefnsed to Speak. Mobbistowk, Aug. 21. A singular Instance of long continued silence on the part of a person ablo In every way to talk Is recalled bv the death yesterday of Mrs. Matilda Erney at Hatfield, this county. She had not uttered a word for over 11 years. Twelve years aeo she became mentally unbalanced, and was taken to the Morrlstown State In sane Asvluni for treatment. Shortly afterward, without apparent ex ouso or reason, she suddenly ceased talking. Repeated attempts were made to surprise her into speech or conversation by aunounc lug interesting news and wonderful Intelli gence, bnt no inducement was found suffi cient to lend her to open her lips to spent a syllable, and during all those years she maintained an unbroken silence. One ot the Possibilities. New York Advcrtlser.3 Labouehere cot 'left because the Queen thought be was too funny. The idea of an English editor being funny I BBIOHT PAIGE IN THE 8X7. A Phenomena at Ben That Puzzles the Hydrofrraphlo Officer. PmLAPELPuiA, Aug. 2L Hydrographlo offi cers are puzzled over a report made by Cap tain Flndlay, of the steamship Missouri. The Missouri arrived yesterday from Lon don, and Captain Flndlay made a report of having experienced a phenomena on Au gust 15 and 17. On the evening of August 13, between 9 and 10 o'clock, the ship was in latitude 45.57, longitude 5152, when there appeared a br-tbt patch in tho sky at about 15 degrees altitude, appearing and disappearing at in tervals of abont SO seconds and bearing east one?half south from the ship. In character it resembled closely tbe northern lights, and later in the evening the samo phenomena appeared in the west southwest true. On tbe 17th in latitude 10.39 longitude 68.58 the phenomena was again seen in the north west at an altitude of about S3 dezrees and remained visible from 10-50 until 11:15 in the evening. In speaking of the matter yesterday Captain Flndlay said that tho same appear ance might be produced by a search light when thrown on the sky. James L McGold rick, who Is in charge of the Branch Hydro graphlo office has referred the report to the Hydrographcr at Washington for informa tion. He is of tbe opinion that the strange light was produced by the moon behind a cloud shining on an iceberg. MUSIC FE0M AIL LANDS And Beasts From Kvery Clime to Be Gath ered at the World' Pair. New Yobk, Aug. 2L The Germans of this city are taking much Interest in two novel enterprises for the World's Fair. One of thete is a series of concerts and the other is an exhibition of wild beasts. Dr. Florence Zlegreld, President of the International Temple or Musio, has returned alter 12 months' absence in Europe in charge of the arrangements for the concerts, which will begin on May land continue until the close of the Fair. He has already engaged Dr. Hans von Bulow and the Philharmonic Or chestra in Hambnrg, oomposed of CO mu sicians. Ho has also made a contract with Mme. Niklta, From Pestb will come Yoros Mfaka's Choir and from Russia will come Naukoff's famous band of singers and dancers. In Paris Dr. Ziegfeld secured 31. Glllet, composer, and obtained aeontraot from him to prepare a new piece of mnslc each week during six mouths that the Fair will last. Arrangements with other musi cians are still pending. Tho idea that a display of wild beasts would prove unusually attractive is duo to a tow wealthy Chicago bankers. Carl Uagen bech, of Hambnrg, tho well-known tamer or wild animals, has signeda contract. In which he agrees to bring to Chicago 2.000 wild animals and to give exhibitions with them. These exhibitions will be given in a circus nt a little distance south of the World's Fair Park. PYTHIAN S ABE IN 0AMP. The Big Crash of Visitors at Kansas City Has Now Falr'y Begun. Kaitsas City, Aug. 2L Camp George B. Shaw, where tbe Uniformed Rank K. of P. go into encampment, was transformed to day from a silent city of tenantless tents Into a scene of bustling martial activity. Companies, regiments and brigades were ar riving at the camp throughout all day, set tling down in the quarters and accommo dating themselves tu tbe necessities of camp life. Thirty-eight hundred men went into enmp to-day. The reception of members of the Uniformed Rank lacked no detail to make it perfeot, so minutely had all their wants and requirements been anticipated. All that was required of them was to simply disembark from tnelr train, fall in line be hind their escorts and follow their noses to tbe camp grounds, where they were taken in charge by their quartermasters or the Re ception Committee and shown into their quarters. Two hundred and four trains were received at the Union depot to-day. It is estimated that their passengers aggre gated 15,000, including 3.8C0 members of the Uniformed Rauk. SULLIVAN BUILT JOB A FIQETIB. A Medical Expert Finds That the Cham pion Sits High and Stands Low. New Yore, Aug. 21 John L. Sullivan's forthcoming book contains a complete physical analysis by Dr. Dudley A. Sargent, of Harvaid University. To snm up Dr. Sargent's examination in a few words, Sulli van is built for a fighter from the crown of his head down to his toes. The length of his legs is' not proportionate to his enor mous body, but the wise examiner finds in this an additional aptitudo tor self-defense. During his medical career Dr. Sargent has physically examined and measured 8,000. men. With the maximum measurements of this vast army, Sullivan's brawn, bone and sinew has been carefnlly compared. In his standing height Sullivan snrpasses 88 per cent of all those examined, and in his sitting height, 95 per cent. In the height of the knee the pugilist surpasses but 70 per cent of those examined, and in the length of the thigh only 45 per cent. It will be seen, therefore, that the big fistic champion ''sits high" and "stands low." VILLAGERS KAY BE SWALLOWED, The Top of an Abandoned Coal Mine la Bapldly Caving In. g . Jackson, Mich., Aug. 21. Woodvllle, a small village three miles west or this city, is in danger of sinking bodily Into the earth. About ten days ago the Standard coal mine became flooded and had to be abandoned. Since then several cavo-lps have occurred over the deserted mine, tn one Instance the bottom dropping out of a cistern. The Michigan Central track has sunk somewhat, and the company has men watching day and night for fear the track will go through. The area covered by tho holes extend over probably 50 or CO rods square, while the undermining section Is probably half a mile square. Besides this, thete are other aban doned mines In that vicinity. The can-e for the sinking of tbe earth is not positively known, soma claiming that it is causod by quicksand, while others think it is due to defective timbering in the mine. Burst by n Sparrow's Nest. Beaver Fails, Aug. 2h Special. During storm at Rochester yesterday afternoon the rain conductor on the Masonic Temple burst and tho water damaged several hun dred dollars' worth of furniture and carpets. It was afterward discovered that the pipe had been clogged up by a sparrow building its nest Inside. The Cardiff Giant Resurrected. IirDETESDESCE, Ia., Aug. 21. To-day the body of the famous Cardiff Giant, which has been burled under a livery stable in this city for 20 years, was exhumed, by Bruce L. Baldwin and F. C. Cnramlngs, "circus man agefs, and will be exhibited by them. This was Barnum 4 Older's giant fraud of 1871. Give Them Ko Quarter. Boston Herald. 1 "The new silver 25-cent pieces have been counterfeited. Thepublio is requested to give them no quarter! CAHTAIGN WDISPEES, Tne time for planning Is over and tbo tima ,for execution has arrived. Chicago alobe. Tub four-leaf clover has been adopted as the badge of the Democratic party during tho campaign. It means "you don't know where to find It." Detroit Journat. Get out your campaign uniform and polish up your torch. The days of the political procession are approaching, and every good Republican should ba ready to fall into line, N. Y. Becorder. Texas, which usually votes one ticket, has now six political elates to solect from. Two Democratic, one Populist, one Prohibition, and the straight Republican and tho "Lily Whites." Denver yews. Possiblt you may have observed that Democratic conventions are -not as fierce and boisterous as they used to be in de nouncing the "wasteful extravagance of the last Republican Congress." Chicago Tribune. PaoTECTioif has built upa great glove-making Industry in this country and made it prosperous, but that wA not prevent tbe Republicans from handling the onemy with out gloves from now until November. Cleveland Leader. Tbe brigadiers down South are getting to gether on the "force bill." But tho high privates in the rear ranks are not bothering their heads about It. And they can out-vote the brigadiers without half trying. If, Y. Commercial Adver,Uer. CDRI0US CONDENSATIONS. Women began work In printing offices' as early as 1520. Newspaper advertisements were un known until 3832. Sawdust, compressed into blocks, is used for building purposes in Germany. The Mohammedans, -it is baid, consider silk unclean, because it is produced by a worm. It is estimated that the jewels worn on a drawing room day represent a value equal to 1,500,000. The grain, the smallest weight in use, was thus called from being originally tho weight of a grain of wheat. Butterflies to the number of 150.000 will be shown in the Pennsylvania exhibit at the World's Fair at Chicago. For the murder of a City Marshal, a man has been sentenced at Corpus Christ!, Tex., to 99 years imprisonment. Three hundred and sixty different moun tain peaks within the limits of the United States each exceed 10,000 feet in height. The hardest known wood is said to be cocus wood. It turns the edge of any ax, however well tempered, so It is claimed. One million dollars in gold coin would weigh 3,685 8 pounds Tho same amount of stiver coins would weigh 53,939.9 pounds. A convention of German horse butchers is to open a restaurant in Berlin to educate the npper class to the use of horse flesh as food. A collection of butterflies long owned by Baron von Fielden.of Vienna, was recent ly sold to Lord Rothschild, of London, for $5,000. There are said to be over 23,000 Indians in the United States who can read English and over 10,000 who can read Indian lan guages. The Queen of Spain is superstitious. She believes that articles manufactured by blind people i ring luck to those who use or wear them. A Mr. Goodman, of London, bet that he could smoke 88 cigars down to an inch in less than 12 hours. He did it with 43 min utes to spare. In spite of its ice and severe cold, Lab rador possesses 900 Bpccies of flowering plants, 59 ferns and over250speclesof mosses and lichens. Vulcan, the British ironclad, is pro vided with a rudder weighing 32 tons, or something like six tons heavier than the rudder used on the Great Eastern. An orange fad is among the possibili ties of the day. Free consumption of the frnit Is said to be good for the complexion, and many ladies are testing the claim. The Chinese have a kitchen god, which is supposed to go to the Chinese heaven at the beginning of each year to report upon the private Hie of the families under his care. The fish-hook of thirty centuries back was precisely similar in every respect to the fish-hooks of to-day, save only in tbe metal employed, which then was bronze and now Is steel. Prom January 1 to the end of June 19,223 immigrants havo gone into Manitoba nnd the Northwest Territories. For the same period last year tbe number was less than 8,000. The largest book ever known is owned by Her Majesty Qaeen Victoria. It Is 18 inches thick and weighs 63 pounds, and con tains tbe addresses of congratulation on the occasion of Her Majesty's jubilee. Chemical action formed a stone in the stomach of La Marshale, tho famous hurdle Jumping horse of Paris. Ho died, and the stone, a ball nearly eight inches lit diame ter, is in the museum of a Parisian veter inary. Workmen found on Friday about 4,000 historical documents, some of which are re Sorted valuable, under the floor of tho reslau Town Hall in Berlin. They hava been sent to the Eaiser Frederick Univer sity, in Strasburg, Germany. If you could cut sections out of the side of soap bubbles, and then had some delicate contrivance with which you could handle the pieces, you would And that it would take 50,000,000 mlms laid one upon the other to make a pile one Inch in height. If the boundaries of Custer county, Montana, have not been recently changed, they still 'surround 38,cc0 square miles of terrlt.ory;.Traklng that one county larger than the fife states of Vermont, Massachu setts, Connecticut, Delaware and Rhodo Island. A valuable goblet has been purchased for the sum of 312,000 francs by a member of tho Frankfort branch of the Rothschild family. The goblet is of exquisite work manship, and is said to havo farmed part of the municipal treasures of Osnabrick, iu Germany. The wine cellar of the House of Com mopa is capahlo of storing away some $150, 000 to $200,000 worth of wine; as it is, the present stock now amounts to over 15,000. The cellar itself is about 210 feet long, and there are innumerable sub-cellars arranged on either side. According to M. Flammarion, the French astronomer, the mean temperature) of Paris during the past six years has been about two degrees below the normal. It Is also stated that Great Britain. Belgium, Spain, Italy, Austria and Germany have also been growing cold. At the banquet given at the opening of the Royal Albert Dook In June, 1SS0, there were 500 waiters. 300 cooks, 4,000 dishes, 24. 000 forks and spoons, 12.000 knives, 13,000 glasses, and 15,000 plates. The dessert con sisted of 500 pounds of grapes, and 2,000 bas kets of strawberries, in addition to other fruit; and the tables and tablecloths ex tended to a mile and a half. The stratified masses of the earth's crust, where most fully developed, attain & united thickness of not less than $100,000 feet. If they were all laid down at the most rapid, recorded rate of denudation, they would re quire a period of 73.000,000 of years for their completion. If tbey were laid down at the slowest rate they would demand a period of not less than GSO,000,000. The Falkland islands produce no trees, but tbey do produce wood in a very remark able shape. You will see, scattered here and there, singular blocks of what looks like weather beaten, mossy, gray stones of vai ions size. But if you attempt to roll over one of these rounded boulders, you will find yourself unable to accomplish it. In fact, the stone Is tied down to the ground tied down by the roots: or in other words, it is not a stone, but a block or living wood. SUJIMEK SILHOUETTES. First Benedict My wife has a mission. Second Benedict Mine has nary a mission. First Benedlot Happy man! If she has nary a mission she won't want to be a missionary. Kent York Frets. She alwayg used to praise the cat, And thought I was contrary; No longer she Is doing that. Since puss ate tbe canary. Sew York Evening . "Mamma, what does 'eating humble pie" mean?" "It means eaUngaple that has no npper crust. Finish your mush and milk, my son." Chtcaja Tribune. "The postman came to-day," she cried, ' 'alas 1 what can the matter be? "They said they'd send It sure, and yet he left n bathlngsult for me." Cloak Review. A maiden rare and sweet was she, Though corpnlent, forsooth: She knew not what her weight might be, Sbe feared to learn the truth. One day she Inadvertent strayed On scales for heftlnz bay: Whereat, at last, this rare, sweet maid Did give herself a welith. Detroit Ira PrtM. Julia Are you real well acquainted with, Mr. Brlcktop? Hattle No, not exacUT. Vou see we were only engaged for one week last summer. Chicago Inter Ocean. She Now, you wouldn't be content to marry and live a cat and dog life, would you? He-That depends on which of u was to be th Pomona Timet. He loved the maid and she loved him, Jnst as they all begin H: ne introduced another man. And now-he Is not In itl -Smith, Gray A? Co.' i Monthly. "1 don't think I'll ever marry," said th summer girl. "Why?" "Because then I'd have to quit becoming en cued." Washington Star,