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POSTAGE All persons who mall the Sunday issue of The Dispatch to friends should bear in mind the fact that the post age thereon is Two (2) Cents. All double and triple number copies of The Dispatch require a S-cent stamp to insure prompt filnery. rilTMJl III.. SUNDAY. AUGUST 14. IW. WAGES AT SHEFFIELD. "Mr Henry Tuckley's letter in The Dis FTcn tins morning on the wages of En;j 1in! labor reaches a point with especial local interest, In, the comparison of wanes w the steel works of Sheffield with those o"pred bv the seale of the Carnegie estab-l'si-.mprt at Homestead. The figures pn are the strongest possible illustra tion of the difference between the Amer ican pad English systems. Those who are interested in this subject, wrirh class includes every workingman, rnd overt man whose income is derived in id labor's wages, will find it profitable to ;iud the comparison made in that ar tice The figures need not be repeated hpre It is enough to point out the fact that thp scale resisted as a reduction at Ilomp'.tPad is on the average nearly twice t ip tvages which labor is receiving in the trpat vtppl works at Sheffield. Extend tlia difference throughout all the branches of mm and steel manufacture and the col "terai industries, and the dispute as to r relation of the tariff to the rate of gps will be ended. o better defense of the American sys- " is needed than such a reward of laborat home U'-e fciese aVo worth oiumes of mere theory. HOSE APPROPRIATIONS AGAIN. Elsewhere in this issue will be found hip interesting expressions of opinion b Senator Allison on the appropriations read, by Congress. lie is not inclined to b'arapthe lately adjourned Fifty-second ( nsres for extravagance, and rather de fends the size of their appropriations as r . pessary to the growing expenses of gov ern 'is a growing country. The Dis j atc rr has frequently pointed out that b - parties are to blame in the matter of n irnioii'! increases in the running ex-ppns-s of the country. And lias indicated tha' the Democratic majority of the last Centres"? was rather at fault for its utter d"regard of the pledges made to econo-r-'ze than for the actual total of appropri a' "-is passed. TIip fact is that neither party is at ei inclined to carry on the Govern ment on a real business-like basis. Neitl.er cares to seriously resist the terap tatiors to log-rolling. But the Democrats before the last election went out of their wc.j to make a party cry of economy and, a it were, secured a number of votes on that plea under false pretenses. Economic rcfom must come sooner or later for, al though expenses must Increase in scne ratio, they need not be added to the present rate of waste fulness. The Democratic party and the Republican party both must learn sooner or later and the sooner the better that in the long run national business can only be carried on successfully and honorably b a due regard to the natural relationship between revenue and expenditure. And ii the meantime both of the dwellers in glass houses will do well to abstain from verbal stone throwing, and confine them selves to a practical demonstration of the manner in' which expenses can be cur tailed by reasonable attention to careful business principles. GREHA3rS ANNOUNCEMENT. Judge Gresham's contradiction of the rumor that he would take the stamp for the People's party will no doubt carry some disappointment to such members of that party as had put faith in it On the other hand, the majority of Gresham's friends will be gratified by his announce ment That the Judge is in sympathy with some of the desires of the third party can be understood. And even that he roaj on the whole prefer to vote for its candidates to supporting those of the Isepublican party is quite possible. I3ut anv public speaking on behalf of so illogical and contradictory a matter as the People's party platform as a whole, would bj no means redound to the credit of a man of Gresham's hitherto acknowledged intcgritj and intelligence. In conjunction witii tne uogus telegrams alleged to come from Gresham at the time of the Omaha Convention, this latest rumor may be consigned to oblivion after demonstrating that certain of the leaders in the People's party movement are all too 'one to adopt the mcKs 01 tne worst ticians in the organizations they so b terly condemn for unscrupulousness. Inr-msii journalistic enterprise The enterprise of the illustrated paper I is frequently stunning, but sometimes the btunning effect proves to have a recoil. The v gor of the American press in semi- occasionally depicting in detail events bich have not taken place has been the fcubject of lofty and indignant reproof by lour British cousins. Tet it hasaf ten been a matter of surprise how those standard institutions, the English Illustrated papers, are able to give pictures from life of things which happened hundreds of miles frcm the artists and engraver-. Now comes, the London Illustrated Jfews withluteresting information on that point This family standby gives to the Euglish world a thrilling portrayal of the act of Sir Charles Euan Smith tearing up the treaty in the presence of the court of Tangier. The English artists exhibited more than the usual energy in this case, for the esteemed Illustrated JSreics got out its picture just in time to come into col lision with the statement of Sir Charles Euan Smith that he never tore up the treaty or did anything at all. Possibly this interesting little incident will give us a temporary vacation from the horror of our kin across the seas over the crudeness and sensationalism of the press. GLADSTONE'S CABINET. Time-honored precedent forbids a pub lication of ilr. Gladstone's Cabinet until the list (has been submitted to and ap proved by the Queen to-morrow. This accounts for the incompleteness of the make-up of the new Ministry as outlined in our cablegram. The secrets of Cabinet appointments are so securely guarded that, until the new Premier has kissed the Queen's hand, the whole matter is problematical and can only ha guessed at by the public The two positions of which most definite information is ob tainable are the Chancellorship of the Exchequer and the Irish Secretaryship. These two offices filled by Sir William Harcourt and John Morley respectively are likely to prove the weakest and strongest in the more important ap pointments of the new Ministry. Harcourt is a clever debater and an adept at the art of discomforting inconvenient opponents. But he has hardly shown a depth of states manship necessary to the duties of budget maker. On the other hand, John Morley is far and away the strongpst man to handle the affairs of Ireland, until it gets control of them itself. He lias the confi dence of the Irish members and a reputa tion for honesty of purpose, besides men tal ability second only to that of Gladstone himself among the statesmen of England. Besides that, he has the advantage of hav ing filled this office with success for the brief term of Gladstone's power after the election in 1886. Lord Roseberry is in many respects ad mirably fitted to become Foreign Secre tary, but there may be some difficulty in that appointment owing to the difference between his opinions and those of his leader on the Egyptian policy. "With regard to the remainder of the Cabinet, a great deal of uncertainty exists. For some reason the names of Sir Charles Russell, Mr. Mundella and Sir George Trevelyan are omitted from our correspondent's schedule. The two former are almost sure to receive Government appointments, though the latter may have refused office for personal reasons. Sir Charles Rus sell is more prominent as a law-' yer and Gladstonian politician than ever before, and cannot be overlooked. Mr. Mundella is aged somewhat, and has shown no great enthusiasm on Gladstone's Irish policy, but his good work on behalf of popular education, and the sterling re spect he commands from the masses as a man who lias made his way from their ranks by his own efforts and ability, make it improbable that he has not at least re ceived an offer of office. Gladstone has not thebest of material at hand for the construction of his government, and he is sure to have some frictions to overcome, choose he never so wisely. A COMPENSATING DISCRIMINATION. A new feature of the presence of women in public service has arisen in New York City. A matron in one of the police sta tion houses has developed the possession of a liquor habit to an extent which called for her resignation and she had to go. The indulgence in liquor by a woman is happily unusual, but that is not the especial novelty of the case. The really singular feature of it Is pointed out by the New" York Advertiser, which is unable to recall any case of a male official-in New York who has been retired from office on account of his devotion to liquor. If the rule enforced in the case of the police matron's habit were applied to both sexes it would work a decided official mortality in New York. The esteemed Advertiser therefore regards the case as one of rank discrimination against sex. a This is true on the surface; yet the dis crimination against sex is one to be en couraged in the interest of the sex. It may not be so intended, but such a rule is the most powerful influence in favor of enlarging the number of women in public position. After a time the long suffering public will grasp the idea that women are not allowed to indulge in the masculine devotion to cups, while poli ticians with pulls cannot be denied that privilege. Then it will be only a step to the obvious conclusion that we must have the women in all offices in order to enjoy the pleasure of sobriety there. Let the discrimination against sex go on. If stuck to long enough it will give us an exclusively female government and rele gate politicians to their legitimate func tions Of earning an honest living. ANARCHISTS AND THE 1VAW. The following inquiries present a sub ject which is attaining much prominence in the public mind, and suggests a policy toward which a large share of public opinion is drifting: First Is It not possible for the United States Government to pass a law prohibiting the landing or Anarchists In AmerloaT Second Also to expel those who are al ready in America? Third ir so, do you not think it high time that such a law was passed! We know of no constitutional obstacle to a law forbidding the admission of any class that is defined as obnoxious to public policy, or to expel the same class under due process of law. But the first ques tions that would arise with regard to such a law are, first, how the class is to be defined; and second, how it is to be identi fied? Are we to exclude people who be lieve, for instance, in overthrowing such a Government as that of Russia by force; Or simply those who employ dynamite or assassination to further their ideas? Shall we make it an offense simply to huld the communist opinions of Anarchists, or will it be necessary to base the prohibition on overt acts of assassination or arson in foreign countries? When those questions are settled the further question how the law is to be en forced will follow. Are the Anarchists to be asked to declare themselves on land ing, or are men to be excluded on sus picion? The first method would be farci cal; the second, if it was any more effi cient, might work injustice to many more innocent immigrants than Anarchists. Even if it were possible to make such a law effective at the ports of entry, the ab sence of any means to identify Anarchists, as we. can Chinamen, would make it an easy matter for them to cross over thou sands of miles of Northern or Southern frontier if bent on giving us the advantage of their presence in the country. Such a measure as out correspondent proposes would haTO the defects, first, of useiessness,as set forth above; and, second, of departure from the spirit of our institu tions. We already have a law excluding criminals, and such Anarchists as come within its provisions can be excluded by it as well as by further legislation. Beyond that there is good policy in the traditional rule that men are not to suffer for their opinions so long as they yield obedienco to the law. To punish men for opinions even of the mildest character would be to make martyrs of them, and Anarchists might prove more dangerous when given the position of a persecuted sect than when only punished for overt acts. Wo believe that there is only one way to meet this danger. That is to make the laws so vigorous that every overt act of anarchy will be promptly and adequately punished, and at the same time to make our system so equable and just to the masses that there will bo no fertile ground for tho despicible teach ings of that sect The doctrines of an archy are so repulsive that there would be little disposition to give them the protec tion of the laws they attack if there were any way of making laws against them efficient But as It is practically certain that an exclusion act would keep no An archists out, it is wisest to adhere to the old policy of the country, which makes no discrimination against the political crimi nals of the Old World, so long as they be have themselves while In this country. WEST POINT MANNERS. The experience of a cadet whose resig nation at West Point was forced by the ill-treatment received during his first year, affords an interesting illustration of the survival of barbarity and stupid prescrip tions in the Nineteenth century. No classes are more thoroughly bound by conventionalities than children and savages. The similarity goes further in that both classes are prone to acts of greater or less cruelty by their inability to think how they would feel the suffering they inflict on their victims. It is singu lar that these qualities of a half-developed order of humanity should appear so prominently in institutions of learning; but it is a fact that is placed beyond dis pute by the struggle it has taken to pre vent hazing. The hazing of freshmen and the tyrannies inflicted on the "plebes," in civil and military schools, are sim ply an exhibition of the savage streak in human nature, and the stupidity which establishes a traditional privilege to 'give that savagery bent Nevertheless it is an evidence of progress that the experience related in the article elsewhere does not come up to the old style of hazing, while It shows the preva lence of petty tyranny and the half-civilized pleasure in abusing a stranger, it con tains no case of the actual physical tor ture, which was formerly so prevalent The world appears to move even at West Point There is room for the hope that the day will come when the officers educated by the nation at West Point shall learn as a first lesson that the way to teach others to be gallant gentlemen Is to set them the example of courtesy and kindliness to ward those who are unable to defend themselves. THE SLATE TRADERS' OUTBREAK. The news of the outbreak on the Upper Kongo by the Arab slave hunters proves what The Dispatch has always predicted, that the slave trade there is to be abol ished and the supremacy of civilization maintained only'by vigorous use of force. It is to be hoped that the administrators of the Kongo Free State, now that the fact has been made evident, will employ the resources of civilized warfare in establish ing civilization along the entire length of the Kongo. The Arabs held power In the Interior of Africa only for purposes of kidnaping and rapine. They laid whole districts waste for the profit of carrying off a percentage of the survivors as slaves. When this operation was interfered with it was to be expected that they would fight. The posts on the Kongo should have been fortified to resist them and armed steamers should have been in readi ness to suppress any outbreaks. The Kongo Free State has the power to put vessels on the Kongo which will be irresistible as against the Arabs. The smallest of steamers armed with the least of Krupp guns can make the banks of that stream untenable to any of the robbers who uphold the right to ravage that sec tion for slaves. This should be done thor oughly and promptly at whatever cost. The operation may be slow and difficult But when It is done so as to teach the lesson of civilized law a magnificent path to commerce will be opened into Central Africa, and the deathblow will be given to the slave, trade. MR. HOLMANS ECONOMY. Mr. Holman's defense of the Congress just closed is unique in two points. In the first place the Indiana statesman com pares the expenditures of this Congress with the second session of the billion-dollar body, and finds thereby a reduction in appropriations of $33,829,291. This, Mr. Holihan asserts, is a saving of $100,000 for each Congressman; which way of putting it is likely to make many Congressmen wonder how they let that $100,000 each escape them Mr. Holman's comparison with the second session of the last Congress will be proper when this Congress has held its second session and not sooner. Experi ence has taught, us that the outcome of appropriations in second sessions is past prevision. If jvhen this Congress has completed its second session a reduction of $33,000,000 is shown on each session Mr. Holman can claim credit for it But it, is not wise to anticipate results, especially in the matter of appropriations. Mr. Holman's other point is even more unique. The last session of the Fifty-first Congress made no river and harbor ap propriations. This session appropriated $21,153,618 for that purpose, including an appropriation for Mr. Holman's own town. Therefore, claims that economist, this Congress should be credited with a real reduction of $54,682,900. In other words, because the Fifty-second Congress made a $21,000,000 appropriation it is to be credited as if it had not made It This brand of economy i original with Mr. Holman. It is a pitythat the economists of the previous Congress did not get that idea sooner, or they aight have claimed that as their appro; than ever before, du lations were larger i credit for that fact would show an ac lal reduction In ex- penditures. This style of economical figuring gives an additional jar to faith in what the next session will da What is' to prevent It from passing some new kind of appropri ation to tho tune) of fifty or a hundred millions, and Mr. Holman from figuring out by the same method that It has saved that sum? One would have j thought that with plastic, pestilence and famine on its hands Rnssia would steer Clour or otllcr troubles. Bat the Czar's emissaries are none the less busily engaged in stirring np.dijoord on the frontier of Afghanistan, though it 1b e, diffi cult task for the imagination to suggest bow the ecxhkustod Russian treasury could pos sibly bo made to satisfy the demands of war. EVJEmJGS on the streets of Pittsburg in dicate that a large pronortlon of the popula tion not at tho seashore is to be found on porches-or wheels. Adlai Stevenson speaking in Ken tucky the- other day referred to his birth in that State. Nor he is asked to "visit North Caiolina as his native State. Cleveland's ox-heads man seems to be trading too much on the little that is known of him, when he claims at least-two States as the scene of his nativity. With an occasional cool wave mankind hereabouts realizes that there may once more be a ue for -winter clothing. Anyone who does not properly under stand tbeie thlngi -would have thought that the Standard Oil Cosnpany had more capital already than was good for its health. Now that It is reported to have the financial back ing of the Rothschilds there is no knowing to what extremes it miy resort. Yesterday the spell was broken and the Pittsburg team felt more at homo by playing a bad game of ball and losing it. That deadlock in the KepuWican Con gresslonal Conference, far the nomination of a candidate In the Twenty-first district, is not to be wondered at wiion several of the conferees are there to do all they can for a Huff. A United States judge looks better on the bench than tbo stump nuall times, Pres ldental years not excepted. Cleveland's epistolary efforts appear to indicate a dcslro for the votes-of pen, paper and ink manufacturers, with an incidental wish that postoffice employes shall handle an amount of mall snfllcient to, justify their salaries. Hars had more sense than some poli ticiansit did not -wait for the polls to put an end to Its opposition. Washington is so destitute of heads of departments just now tnat sub-officials have a glorious opportunity to demonstrate their ability to run the machine of State, or have a real good time. PiTTSnrEO evidently intends to lead the rest of the country in a patriotic celebra tion on Columbus Day. That Chinese exclusion bill is giving so much extra work to some of the Internal Revenue Collectors that it appears almost as much of a hardship to them as to the Celestials. Those Cooleys are still at large, and it Is about time they were made to feel their real smallness. Anarchist Beekman is in a fair way to prove by experience that an incarcera tion without funds is the next best thing to a hanging as a euro for tne cigarette name England progresses, for a Pittsburg divine preaches in Canterbury Cathedral to day. A teansatlantic steamer that fails to break a record or something else in tbe at tempt nt every voyage will soon belong to an obsolete species. No one has suggested yet that the ruddy appearance of Mars may be due to sunburn. Lace and neglige garments are so con spicuous at this time as to make it evident that laitstz aire Is the fashionable style for summer costumes. COSMOPOLITAN CULLIJtGS. GeokgiaCayvan and party have reached San Francisco on their return from their Japanese tour. Among Miss Ellen Terry's most valuable treasures is a diamond bracelet bearing this inscription, "Ellen Terry, from Alexandra, Princess of Wales." Governor McKINLet has appointed Mr. Edward C. Weaver, of Washington, to be Commissioner of the State of Ohio within the District of Columbia. Richahd Haeding Davis, whose "Gallegher" is in its twenty-second thou sand, was educated at Lehigh and Johns Hopkins universities, lie is 28 years old. Dr. BlYDEN, the Liberian Minister to England, Is six feet high, of coal-black com plexion and an intelligent appearance. He became Minister for tho black republic in 1893. Eugene Kelly, the New York banker to whom the Pope has given the honorary appointment of "Guardian of the Cope and Sword," landed from Ireland with $3. Ten million is now about his sire. He is 79. United States Minister Snowden has passed through Berlin en route to Roumania and Greece to present his letters of recall. Mrs. Snowden has gone to Kissingcn with her son, who is just recover ing from an illness. "Ouida" never writes at a table, but simply sits in a low chair with an inkstand beside her and a blotter on her knee, with sheets of manuscript strewn about the floor, each page containing very few words, so extraordinarily large is herhandwiltlng. CharmeagNe Kohler, an actor and teacher of elocution and aramatio art, has docided to become a monk. He was several seasons with Booth, and achieved success in prominent role. He loft Cincinnati yester day to enter tbe Dominican Order of Black Friars at Louisville, Ky. Chester Dolph, a son of United States Senator Dolph. of Ogden, passed tlnough Tacoma yesterday with Miss Armstrong, of Seattle, en route to Portland, where the couple will be married. The parents or the young lady objectod to the marriage on ac count of the youthfulness of both parties. Me. Thomas J. Wise, the Hon.' Secre tary of the International Shelley Society, to whom collectors are already indebted for several privately printed volumes, is now preparing a volume of Mr. Buskin's unpub lished letters. The volume will bo for strictly private circulation, and not more than 33 copies will be printed. TtVather Chiefs) to Meet This Week. W-shikqton Aug. 13. Prof. Mark W. Har rington, Chief of the Weather Bureau, has called a convention of the directors of the c-n. HBiriif ftArvioe. TenrAsentfmr nil States and Territories or the Union, to meet . bA.l,.,f.f V V AnffUflt ISnnd IH. tn 1m. mediately precede the annual meeting of the American Association for the Advance ment of Scienoe, which latter meeting will cover the period from August 16 to 21. ' Tutting Finn Stand. New York Recorder. J Canada' may as well understand that we shall insist on the observance of the treaty stipulations England has made for her. President Harrison will Stand no nonsense. Where Is HI11T Chicago Mall.l In speaking of Mr. Hill, Mr. Cleveland Is fnlly justified in qnotingthe immortal words of tho gentleman from Alabama, substitut ing "he" for "L" Good Reason for Doubt. Washington Pott. The Chicago people doubt Orator Breokin ridge's ability to talk for the Fair when he couldn't vote for the appropriation. An Ominous Silence. St. Louts Glote-Dcmocrat.1 Tho Democrats who said Cleveland could rior carry New York are not taking back anything. It Means the Sams Thing. Boston Herald. Minister Tsui Kwo Tin Is shortly to be Tsui Kwo Oat. That is to say, he has been .. . recouea. . -- jj.l, .&. r A LOOK AROUND. There is need of vigilance on the part oi the Board of Health as a matter of general wisdom just now, with cholera across the straits in Kussia and yellow Jack at the Florida Kevs. And yet a case of at least gross carelessness came under my notice the other day. A sewer had been built in an alley ofi! of Penn avenue out in Lawrence vilte! A number of houses were not con nected with the sewer and permitted their dralnaze to gather in deep, greenish pools on the alley's surface. Besides this, piles of decaying I r nits and vegetables lay within fifty feet of tho doors of a tow of dwellings. What made the matter look worse was the fact that an inspector of tho Board of Health lived in one of the houses which backed up on this disease-breeding accumu lation. He at least knew that it was a dan gerous place and he should have attended to it. but for some reason'he did not, although it was called to his attention. Tho in spector's name is McKelvy. , Harry W. Oliver says the Kepublican ticket will Bweep the country this fall and he does not believe that any sort of nomina tion the Democrats can make in this district will disturb the return of John DaUell to Congress. "Not much more than 10 per cent of our sales nowadays are of patent medicines and fancy goods," remarked a druggist yester day whose trade is a good criterion of the average. "It is with us much as it was with tho china and glass dealers when the tea bouses gave away ware. Big general traders like Home or Danzlger or Fleishman or Gusky sell us out. They get patent medi cines or fancy goods at prices we cannot reach and they can sell them ont as they ploase. The old druggists' agreement not to cut is supposed to rnle, but it does not." "How is the city's health?" said I to an East End doctor. "Considerable fover, much summer trouble, not a particularly healthy summer; weather too hot; too much rain early" was his reply. "Great deal of sickness among children, largely due to bad fruit," replied a Lawrcnceville doctor to the same question, while a medical man from Allegheny said it was a bad summer all around, and he fancied there was a predispo sition to cholera or choleratic complaints. How the owners of real estate do differ in their ideas of valuesl Last week I ran across a man who wanted $1,500 a front foot for property on Penn avenue in East Liberty. His neighbor, who wasjust as well located, wanted $1,000. Another man near him talked $S00 a foot, and the real estate agents think $700 is enough. A semi-official pamphlet of instruc tions to registry assessors, election assessors and electlou.boards has been put out by the Remibllcan Committee through W. P. Ben nett's publishing house, with a view to keep ing things straight at the coming election. It contains about all there is to say on the law and the duties of all those in any way concerned with an election. All the officials of the county are to be supplied with these guides. When it comes to the knowledge of those armed with authority, that there is a laxity somewhere In the service of a big corporation in its relations with the public, it is usually corrected. I am delighted to find Adams Express quick to admit the jus tice of a fair criticism and equally quiok to correct tbo fault. I took occasion not long since to call attention to tbe bad service in the East End In the way of delivery and sending things away by this company. My complaint was duly sent to somebody in charge, a polite and inquisitive official called upon me for a bill or particulars, which he got and now there is an efficient free deliv ery of packages within a radius of a mile of tbe Frankstown avenue office and by tele phone, notice can be served to call ror pack ages outward bonnd. May all our public corporations be as prompt to make correc tions. "It was, amusing to read the stories about Hugh. O'Donnell's 'movements while he was away," remarked General A. L. Pearson. ''He went to Canada on the same train we did, and told Archie Rowaud that he was tired out and would remain for ten days at a place five miles from Toronto." Waltt SB. BLOCK ISLAND GETS IIS 3HAB3 Of Plttsbnrgers Who Are Just Now Enjoy ing Plenty of Good Flihln. Block Islaxd, Aug. 13. Special. Pitts burgeis still continue to come, and a large proportion of tho guests at the Ocean View are from that city. They come In parties and groups and thoroughly, enjoy every mo ment of their stay. Among tho late arrivals are W. A. Stanton and wife, W. J. Morris and Bon, H. Y. Wilde, V. P. Townsend and Mrs. A. B. Walker. A full dress ball very interesting to the large number of Pittsburgers present at Block Island, was given at the Ocean View Hotel the past week. The floor was crowded with dancers and some very pretty gowns were worn. Among these were the following: Mrs. George W. Dean, a very handsome gown or light green faille with flounce draperies onace,caught with pink rose buds and diamond ornaments. Mrs. S. Rose Black corded silk en train, black lnce and diamonds. Mis. George W. Keed Lilac silk with satin stripes and white lace diaporles. Miss Campbell Daffodil yellow silk, with blaoki polku dots and blaok chiffon trim mings. Mrs. N. McKleod Trained gown of black pcan de sole, with passementerie; diamonds. Miss Matthews White pauze draped over yellow silk and yellow llbbon drapeiles. Thursday evening there whs a Pittsburg euchre paitv held in the private pallor of the hotel. They aro alt very fond of euchre and nlay it exceedingly well. In tbe public parties they are very successful prlzo win ners, their only formidable opponents bolnff St. Louis people. Mr. Bcrger won the gentle men's first piizeandMr. Lloyd tbe ladies'. Their success in fishing is likewiso proverbial, Mr. Roso carrying off tno honors so far for largest haul. Mr. and Mrs. George W. Dean left the Island on Monday after a three weeks' sojourn. Mr. James Steeu, who has been a favorite guest at the Manlsses for several seasons past, has not let its quarantine disturb him and so came to the island for his annual Visit this week. doctobs and teachers wanted. The Indian Service in Need of, Five of the Former and Mors of the Latter. Washington, Aug. 13. The Civil Service Commission has requisitions for five phy giolans lor the Indian service, and it is in need of ellgibles to fill the vacancies. There are no female physiclansnow on the register of ellgibles. There is also a' scarcity of eligible teachers for the Indian service. The regular fall examinations are being held in different parts of the country, at which applicants can be examined, and it may be roun d necessary to hold some special examinations to replenish the registers. Those wishing to be examined should write to the Civil Service Commission, Washing ton, D. G, for application blanks and infor mation. DEATHS HERE AND ELSEWHERE. Dr. WiixUM A. Torn, the distinguished medi cal authority ami once professor in the Dunn Medical College of Chicago, died Friday night In Valparaiso, lnd. Dakixl M. ZtiiMEEMAjr, for many years Secre tary and Treasurer of tbe Camden and Atlantic Railroad Company, is dead at Pontreslna, Switzer land, lie i as G) years old. Mns. Mabt Wallace, wife of Ueorpe W. Lam orce, of New Castle, and daughter of the late Dr. James Wallace, died Friday evening after a lin gering Illness at the age or 27. William PETTIT Tbowbbidoe, Professor of Mining Engineering; ki Columbia College, N. Y., died at his liomn In New Haren Friday. Prof, Trowbridge was born in Michigan in 183. He has ben Frolessor of Mathematics In tbe University of Michigan and w Adjutant General of Connecticut trom 1878 until 1878. Thomas E. Hows, ex-County Treasurer of Cam bria county and a leading Democratic politician, was found dead In his room at Johnstown Thurs day night after he lalddo-n to rest. lie was a prominent memberjur the Iroquois Club of that city, and ;is the aril member of that club to dla since It; u organized three years ago, Michazl Hawkins, one of the Fenian conspir ators of Manchester. England, who served a long year ago by the British Government on the pica that ha was arlnK of consumption, which disease soauycauseuius raw. THE IMMIOBATIOH 8EBV1C- Absorbs the Entire Attention of Assistant Secretary Spauldlng While Ahmad. Washisotos, Aug. 13. Assistant Secretary Spauldinir, who has just returned from a visit to Europe, resumed his duties at the Treasury Department yesterday. He said be had visited London, Liverpool, Antwerp, Rotterdam, Hamburg and Bremen, and bad obtained much valuable Information in re gard to the immigration service. He was much pleased, with the system of inspection of immigrants at tbe ports named, and especially with the precautions taken against the spread of contagious or infections diseases. The principal transatlantic steamship companies, he says, put all their steerage passenireis through a thorough.cleanslng process before allowing them on the vesels. Not only are the immi grants compelled to take a bath provided for tho purpose, but they aro also compelled to submit their clothing and effects to a thorough disinfection. General Spauldlng said he was satisfied that the steamship companies are co-operating effectively with the local immigrant authorities in their ef forts to keop out all classes of undesirable immigrants, and that they are especially vigilant at the present time to prevent the shipment of persons or goods from all cholera-infected districts. In General Span I ding's opinion, the prin cipal obstacle to enforcement of immigration laws is tho peripatetic tramp steamer, and it would bo his constant endeavor, he says, to bring this class of vessels nnder the same system of Inspection at the foreign ports as that specified by the Tegular passenger steamer. He thought that existing laws were sufficient for the purpose, and he pro poses to prepare regulations at once, with a view to remedying existing evils so far as possible. General SDanldins said be had dovotcd his entire time to the study of tbe Immigration question, and had had no time for the consideration of the other matters he had originally Intended to investigate. STEEL ABM0E MU3T 30. A Canadian Discovers the ost Egyptian Art of Hardening Copper. Quebec, Aug. 13. Local scientists say that one of the most wonderful discov eries of recent years is that made by a poor blacksmith of this city, Ferdinand Allard. It Is the long lost art knbwn to the pyramid builders or Egypt, of hardening copper. Axes and other edged tools made of hard ened copper have been exhibited by him, which in edge and temper rival tho best steel of tho present day. Allard prepared a sheet of his hardened copper 1 ot a tine in thickness and had It tested at the Govern ment rifle range here. At tho first shot fired from 10 yard's distance, the bullet was shivered into a thousand fragments; on tbe second, tbe mlssilo.strikini: the copper moro fairly, was completely flattened, but re mained embedded in the plate, whioh It mere dented lightly without cracking it in anv way. This is claimed by experts to be vastly superior to anything tho best steel could do under like circumstances, and the matter is to be brought under tbe Immediate notice or the British Lords or the Admiralty. The leading military authorities hero express the conviction that if on further trials in the English dock yards the discovery main tains the same superiority, most important results must follow and the existing sys tems be completely revolutionized. ' BEBEXS TAKE ANOTHER CITY. Almost 1,000 Men Slaughtered on Both Sides in a Venezuela Battle. Trinidad, Aug. 13. News has reached here that tbe city of Bolivar has fallen into the hands of Legalists after a desperate and bloody battle. The Legalists, some ,000 men strong, were under command of Gener als Hernandez and GIL They appeared be fore the city early this morning and de manded of the commander of the Govern ment forces that ho surrender. The reply was prompt refusal. Hernandez and Gil, at the bead of their forces, advanced on the position of the Gov ernment troops and attacked in the face of a murderous Are. The attack was made with desperato courage and was resisted with equal Vigor. For a time the decision was in the balance, but numbers told at last and the Governmentals gave back Blowly. Itwns not until Generals Carrero,Acosca and Laudalta had been killed at tbe head of their troops that the Governmentals broke and fled trom tbe field, leaving nearly SCO men dead. The Legalists, while they lost no general officers, suffered fully as much as the Governmentals, losing almost 500 men. DIVIDING BIO GBANDE WATEB. A Queer Dlspnte Between Mexicans and Texans About to Be) Settled. Austin, Tex., Aug. 18. Governor Hogg was yeBterday advised or a rather odd dispute going on between citizens of the United States and of Mexico along tbe Upper Rio Grande. It regards the equitable rights of each to the water from tho river forpur- Soses of Irrigation. The Amoricans say the lexican dams have Caught all the flow and caused a creat loss to farmers on this side. The Governor of Chihuahua is now at El Paso to confer with United States officers. He said the whole bnslness would be ar ransed satisfactorily: Mexico would show her liberality and divide the water with her American neighbor fairly and equally. CHRISTENING THE CRUISER. AitoTir great American cruiser, theMar blehead, was yesterday launched Into the waters she will help to rnle. Wo are not getting there. We aro there. A'eto York Re corder. Ukcle Sam has defied all sailor supersti tion by allowing a new cruiser to do chris tened by a married woman. Now let the Marblehead look out for squalls. Buffalo Express. Akother splendid cruiser was added to the new navy yesterday. No mishap oc curred at the launching of the Marbloheaa, which, when she is equipped, will be one of our best fighting ships. Baltimore Ifcws. EcKorEAN lespect for -the American navy is keeping pace with that navy's own re markable development. And it Is such re spect that sometimes serves admirably as a preserver of peaceful relations. New York World. Ahotheh battle armored cruiser, the Mar blehead, has been launched from tbe ways of a Boston shipyard. Tho work of rehabili tating the American navy thus goes merrily on during a Republican administration. Ohio Slate Journal. Ix time or war the Marblehead will be of value as a commerce destroyer, as a soout and lor operations in comparatively shoal water. She carries a good armament, and compares favorably with foreign vessels of her cltus. Boston Herald. Bostos has her own share of pride and honor at tbe launching of the gallant Marble head, for Boston men have made her what Bhe is a atronsr, well-protected, swift-sailing cruiser which is sure to prove a most valu able accession to tne new American navy. Boston Globe. Bbs is not a vessol of any extraordinary fighting qualities; but she has the requisites of a strong, last cruiser, capablo of keeping an enemy's shipping on the run, and with her main battery or two six-inch and eight five inch gnns would be a powerful oppo nent of any vessel other type afloat. Phila delphia Bulletin. Better Leave It Alone. Baltimore American. Since tbe Democratic House of Represent atives refused to touch the McKinley bill, tho party orators are having hard lines. What can they do about itt AETiSIt THE BATTLE, Bcrlbner's Magazine. Where the tawny User-lilies In tbe atshy mea dow bloom And the tanzled rushes wither by the red and slnggtsh till. There is silence all unbrozent there are secrets all unspoken That the trembling grass is hiding from the MIL Where the mystic firs In cluster on the rocky hill side stand, ' Where the vines empurpled masses in the sun set's passion glow, Loltboblrd-notesare a-dylng and the troubled wind is sighing For the secret that the meadow must i.ot know. Over meadow, over mountain, in a city by the sea. There are wives and mothers waiting; there are sweet hopes growing cold; There are eres that watch In anguish, there are loving hearts that languish ' ' Fer the secret that sliaU nevermore be told. ' 'Edgar Mautum Baicn, .' f. ,i THE SIGHTS AT CONEY. One of the most charming sights at Coney is tha frolla of the little ones under tbe iron. pier. An hundred mamma and nurses and happy children, and a sprinkling of amused unmarried male and femalo visitors, are lying in tho sand In, the pro tecting shadow of the pier on the hot after noons or August. Children from 3 yeara old to little misses of 10 are wading la tha ocean's rippling margin bare-legged and skipping gleefully up and down the sands, and digging wells or building mounds with little spades and buckets. Little sisters, their skirts tucked np about the hips, lead smaller brothers, denuded of knicker bockers and skirts, into the shallow waters and scamper ont again laughing and shout ing upon every approaching wavelet, A stockily built 4-year-old, with a wealth o( sunny hair, walks bravely in until his chubby whie feet are Just covered with receding salt water and turns his sparkling eyes upon his mamma standing out Qf reach as if to Invite her admiration of his bravery. "Loot here, mamma! I ain't afraid! Des loot at met I'm" But a cooling wave ro,jg two or three Inches high catches him n the sentence. His childish brag dies on his lips and he rushes frantically for the protecting arms with as much terror as if the wavelet were a breaker five feet high. Then rhamma laughs and nnrse laughs and everybody else smiles amusedly. This Is repeated by a dozen little ones with ever varying emo tions and amid a constant clatter of tongues and childish screams. A cluster of mammas form casual acquaint anceship there and exchange sage views upon the weather and the management or children. In the midst of this a wavelet a little stronger and a little more far reaching than the rest comes swiftly in until It runs over their feet, catches tbe unwary nurses where they sit gossiping and spreads dismay in every direction. Those who see it com ing step slowly back at first, then retreat more rapidly, railing over those sitting in their immediate rear, until a small panic reigns. Such shouts, and yells, and ringing lamrhterl And out there in the water is grandpa in his chair with his feet drawn up philosophically waiting the decadence of salt water; while the bare-lezged children are fairly wild with pleasureable excite ment. This occurs time and again, now, for the tide is coming in and no number of such mishaps to other people acts as sufficient warning to the venturesome. After awhile one or the mothers, 'the one who has established herself as an authority on management of children, calls to the pretty little 4-ycar-oId: "Come out, now, Johnny we're going home." "Johnny don't want to go home," and to make this more emphatic the little chap moves out a trifle further from shore. "Come, Jphnny mamma wants you come on now, that's a good boyl" There is a world of pleading in the voice and a deep appeal In the outstretched arms for the other mothers are sitting and standing around looking at the woman who knows all about managing children, and a dozen nurses are on a broad, unreeling grin. Tbe little fellow stands mute bnt defiant. Even the increasing influx or salt water that drives mamma further in shore falls to move him. A sickly smile rests upon tbe mother's face. "Johnny, come right out now. Ton have been in long enough. Tho boat's coming." Johnny's blue eyes sweep tbe horizon to ward the Narrows, and he decides that thU is what the newspapers call "a fake." He follows this observation by a flat contradic tion of his mother. People begin to gather along the water and offer suggestions, and poor, humiliated mamma explains that he has never acted that way boiore. And pos sibly he hadn't, for the best trained children kick over the traces unexpectedly. Then possibly Johnny never felt so safe in defying parental authority. "Shall I bring him out, ma'amT" asks a timid 10-year-old girl with legs like pipe stems. "If you please," says tbe mother, grate fully. Johnny hears this bargain and he be gins to kick and splash and yell for all he is worth. The timid girl stands oft" for a moment to avoid a wetting and then makes a dash for the recalcitrant Johnny. She seizes him and lifts him bodily ont of the water and bears him. kicking; and struggling and bowling to the shore. The woman who knows all about managing children yanks Johnny off where his shoes and stockings are, and he gets such a shaking np during the process of rehabilitation tbat hi yells sonnd like a series of ki-yls from a kennel. But let us draw the veil. Washing a Chicago Belle. I took a young lady from Chicago in at Couey and washed her. She bad never swelled up the ocean before, and the situa tion was novel to both of us. Did you ever wash sheep? I forgot people in the city keep goats. But sheep washing to a country boy is an annual picnic to be long thereafter remembered. At sheep-shearing time tbe flock Is driven to the neighboring creek and the sheep ift-o taken into the water one by one and soused and scrubbed nntil all re semble Mary's little lamb with fleece as white as snow. A sheep must be taken out beyond its depth to be washed, otherwise you could'nt hold it still long enough. Even then it will kick the bark off or a fellow's shins unless he has on good thick trousers and a stiff pair of boots. All this experience is handy, if not neces sary, when yon take a Chicago girl in lor her first ocean wash at Coney, she is a kicker all the way through. She begins to kick because the bathing suit doesn't fit her as If a public bathing suit ever fit any body! Then she kicked because I said that she ought to be thankful It didn't fit her, as nobody would think of taking a snap shot at her for Venus rising from the sea. She kicked because the ocean was not as warm at tills season of the year as Lake Michigan, but I told her tbey'd have warmed ic up U they bad Known sbo was coming. She kept on kicking when I got her In. I never baud led an old Boll wetuer who did more plung ing and kioking and swallowing water and raisins a muss than this vigorous cirl from Chicago. She came very n-ar drowning me In three feet of water. Her Chicago feet evinced an uncontrollable destro to be on top. I had entertained the fond idea tbat they would hold us down when we struck a roller, out tney didn't, sue was one of these sheep I mean girls that yon can't hold still unless you grabbed hor right around the waist and chucked her in bead first and then you couldn't. I tried it. She wanted to learn to swim in one lesson. I had promised and found I conldn't catch her low enough to balance her feet and head properly. I tried it and swallowed enough salt water to float tho White Squadron. There wasn't room, enough for us In tho ocean. She was always knocking me over the rope3 or kicklngsome other bather on the legs, or putting her feet in somebody's ribs, or something. I finally persuaded her that it was unhealthy to re main in the water too long the first time, and got her out. I felt like lying down some where and never getting Up again. But she said she had had a splendid time and hinted that she would like to have me bring her down again. Then we went over to the pavilion and ate $1 worth. I promised to bring her down to Coney again next year. Getting Mer Money' Worth. The girl who wears spectacles and goes down to Coney to Ho in the sand in the shade of the pier and read a novel till boat time is a sensible girl. If there are two of her together they, bring a lunch basket with pickles and snnwicbes and milk. They have come down to rest on a Saturday half-holiday after poundlnir a typewriter all the week. They pay vory little attention to the throng except to exchange sarcostio remarks, but steadily pursued the vlllian and hero of the novel and lie there in the sand all the pre cious a! tornoon. Ton may tread on her the children kick sand over her but it makes no difference. She is there for her Idea of recreation and she gets It, at tbe low price of DO cents, and goes home in tbe cool of the evening to her boarding .houso, or room in somebody else's flat the only per son not tired to death with the day at Coney. The Man Who Mover Is Warm. Perhaps the most irritating specimen pf humanity daring the dog days is tho man who goes calmly around, the mercury 90 in the shade, in a high, close-flttlng collar, black clotbes and a silk hat and never Bweats a drop. He can be seen on Broadway everyday. He is to be found at Coney. Such a man must have the blood of a turtle. He is a sortot human icicle. Not exactly either an icicle melts. This man never melts. He never betrays a sign of a higher temperature. He keeps away from ther mometers. The nnfortanate Deople who go about in the gauzicst kind ofnegllge, with sweat drops and fans are to him incompre hensible. He wonders how they get 80 warm and thinks it Is by fretting. He never frets. Whv he goes down to tbe sea is a mystery. It may be to air his new light overcoat, to look tbe young women over, to pliiy the races. Certain It is, he Is not thore lor the cooling breezes, for bathing bo never batues that attenuated form In pub lic or for the pleasures of the West End. I meet him everywhere, however: and when I meet him on n very hot dav I feel as though I should like to see John X. S nil Ivan warm liim up. Cuabxt-B Tbeodouc Murray. J4SW xoax, August CURIOUS CONDENSATIONS. Cholera was discovered in 183L Natural gas has been struck in Ten nessee. A man in Florda reports a stalk of sugar cane B eet 40 Jngjies bfcrjj. The town of Cumberland, E. L, boasts of a meeting house that was built in CIO. A 5-cent nickel of 1877 is worth 51 and a nickel 5-cent piece ot 1873 about 15 cents. A coin collector at South Bend, lnd,, is said to have a German coin minted In 1527. Threshing machines were first invented bv a Scotchman named Menzies in the year 1732. The heat from the sup is said to have lately hatched five chickens near Munice, lnd. Jule3 Verne was 35 before he turned his attention to scientific Action in "Five Weeks in a Balloon." According to the Jfttest Chicago direc tory the Johnsons outnumber-the'Smiths by 700 in that city. A blackbass in Sunset lake, 2f. J., choked itself to death recently in trying to s olio w a sunfisb. The name Michigan came from Indian words of Algonquin" and Chippewa origin, Mltcba," c-eat, and "gan," lake- The usual Presidental year hen has put in an appearance. She resides In Bath, Me., and the initials B. H. are marked on tbo Dunngservicejn aWestminstertConn., church, a steer dasfiraBalnsVtnegxeea balze door and ran up the aisle with the door on his horns. A recent novelty is a composite metal wheel made up of a skeleton of wire for tbo spokes, hub and rim, the whole being im bedded In cost Iron. A man while fishing in Xapwai creek, Idaho, is reported to have hooked a rattle snake three and one-half feet long, that was swimming across the creek. Out of 50,000 guesses on a big cake of soap on exhibition in Berlin only two were correct. Tho cake was A Soanmafcer's ad vertisement, and it weighed 1,123 pounds. The title of prince is almost as common in Russia as that or colonel in America. A Prince Solbykoff is a market house porter in Moscow, and a Princess Galitzin Is art eques trienne in a cheap circus. Aluminum is found combined with 195 other minerals, and, therefore, constitutes a large part of the crust of the earth, but un til recently has been very expensive becauso of the difficulty of separating it. In a recent appropriation of nearly $3,000,000 for an Indian trihe.attorneys. claim agents, etc., get $700,000. In an appropria tion or s0,00u to pay another tribe, attor neys, claim agents, eta, get SC7.C00. Among some yonng salmon fry hatched In the hatchery on the River Deveron there were found two fishes joined together at the back fln, from which there is only one body to the tail. Both heads aro perfect. There is a "well of frozen air" near Dayton, Go. The drill passed through a flve-root stratum of frozen gravel Into a series of cavities from which gusts of freez ing air come with perfect regularity. African travelers tell us that the white rhinoceros frequently dies from eating pois onous plants wblch have no effect on the black one, probably because tho fine scent of tbe latter tells him it is dangerous. The total number of gold pieces struck at the English mint last year was 87,656,317, as against 70,894,415 in 1890. This was by far the lareest number ever executed in ono year. Their value was 8,325,303 9s, d. Three hundred thousand people in Eu rope suffer from blindness. Spain appears to be the greatest safferer tn this respect. An oculist says that scarcely one In twenty of watchmakers suffers from weak eyes. Captain John W. Hull, 80 years old, of Mobile, Ala., has applied for a pension as a veteran of the Indian Black Hawk wars. He Is claimed to be the first to make an appli cation under the late net passed by Congress. Like some of the rings of to-day, the signets worn by the Israelltea bore inscrip tions. Tho breastplates of the high priests wore set with 12 precious stones, each ono representing a tribe of the Children of Israel. The famous Khajah tunnel of India pierces the Khwaja Amran mountains about CO miles north or Inetta at an elevation ol 6,400 feet. It is 12,800 feet ions and was con stmotedbroad enough to carry a double line of rails. A man at Macon, 6a., has a $10 note of the State of North Carolina, printed in 1779. On one side is the inscription, "Persecution the Ruin of Empires," while on tho other side appears the words, "Death to Counter feiters." The ancient 'Egyptians believed that Iron was the bone of Typhon, the enemy of Osiris, and for this reason it was considered impure. No one could moke use of it even for tbe most ordinary requirements of life without polluting his soul. A German naturalist enumerates the following birds and mammals as aeserving of protection: Shrews, bats, owls, cuckoos, swallows, swifts, nightjars, tree-creepers, woodpeckers, wrens, robins, whitethroats, water wagtails and titmice. Ol King Mithridates of Pontns his torians say that he spoke 22 languages, and knew by name each one of his 80,000 soldiers. Cyrus, the Persian King, and Julius Ccesar were also familiar with the name of every soldier in their vast armies. A new material for paving is now being introdnced in London, It is composed of granulated cork and bitumen pressed into blocks, which are lain line DricKs or wood paving. The special advantage of the ma terial lies In its electricity. When used for pavement it gives a soft tread which is ex ceedingly pleasant, recalling the feeling of a carpet. A Canadian has invented a simple and Ingenious device to be attached to all bottles containing poisons. It consists of a mechan ism fastened to the bottom of the bottle, and so arranged tbat every time the bottle is lifted ormoves it rings a little bell. With a death's head for tbe eye, and a kind of death rattle for the ear, it seems as it acci dents ought to bo entirely avoided. FLIGHTS INTO FUNXTDOM. Travers I've just got a letter from my mother, and she wants me to come up to my native Ua and pay her a visit, but (sadly) I don't see how I can. Dashaway Can't yon get awayf Travers Ob, yes. .But tho village tailor once made me a suit of clothes. Detroit Dree Press. The boarders rose in terror Bnt she rlasped her poodle tight. And said, as she wiped her streaming eyes, "It is only tbe horseradish bite." Chicago Inter Ocean. The waiter was a little nervous, and dropped the guest's steak upon the floor. Then he grabbed It, gave It a wipe with his apron, and placed It on the plate. "Do you expect me to eat this," asked the victim. "Oh! Excuse me. I forgot. Too see." condo ned the servitor, "I used to be a cook." Button' apolts JimrnaU ode to jrLTuairr, It isn't the deed we've recorded of yora That furnishes minds with a text; The main spring of interest now, as before. Is wondering what they'll do next. Neither Gladstone, nor Dana, nor Baby MeKeS, Nor Hill, nor Piatt leave us perplexed. f O'er things of the past; all the trouble you see. Is wondering what they'U do next. What Peffer and Holman have lately achieved Are matters o'er hlch we're not vexed, But the minds of tho world would be greatly re lieved If we only knew what they'll do next. Washington Star. He was telling about his extensive trav els. Thenatlves of that eountry," he said, X practice polygamy." Thatls singular," said a young woman. "No " heanswered. "Ibeg your pardon, but it is excessively plural "-Baltimore Sites. Life to some, these days, is dreary; Wort and vacation make them weary; But the happiest man In town to-day Is the hot corn man, with his awfnl bray. Sew lork Prut, Editor Have we any babies' pictures? Assistant None bnt that old cut of Baby Ms- Editor Well, run it In In the middle of (hat Clevelan d Interview and label it "Miss Ituth at th v ,S lnttrcl tmg age oi at;'-ommn tag r-r . jii ,. . -.. - . . - - .J'.. TZjAiAJifj J .. i. . , JT-j - ir5a-!tT mot . Jh.kYiM 4t jr. mmu mm mi V. '.- i jf '?i -, - "J&.Z . ..Ssb Ss.P?i& - .- ', J