THE PITTSBUKG DESPATCH. SUNDAY. AUGUST 7. 1892.' 4 Mje Bigrraiaj. ESTABLISHED FEHRUART 8, 1S46 Vol. 47, No. 1SJ Entered at Pittsburg Postofflce J-ovember, 1SJ7, as second-class matter. Eusiness Office Corner Smithfield and Diamond Streets. News Rooms and Publishing House 78 and 80 Diamond Street, in New Dispatch Building. rATFRx AiivrnnsiNO'imrr roost tr. tkihunk niTiT.nixa. snrioKK, where com plete files orTHEDlSPATCHcan always be lound. Foreign advertisers appreciate the convenience. Home advertisers and Mends orTHK DIBl'A'lCli. bile In Kcw York, are also made welcome. ZJT DISPATCH trtsvlarlvmatint7tTt!an!'t. 1 tnton tvare. w lork, and n Ave dtl'Opera. tans, France, when anyons toho has beta disap-j-otnVrf 7f a hntelruitt stand eon obtain IL . 1ERMS or THE UISPATCII. postage rnic in tuk united states. -AIl.TDlKPATCn, One Year I M HaiLT Dispatch, l'er Quarter !M Dailt M-irATcn. 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POSTAGE All persons who mail the f-unday issue of The Dispatch to friends should bear in mind the fact that the post age thereon is Tito (2). Cents. All doable and triple number copies of The Dispatch require a 2-cent stamp to Insure prompt delivery. riTTMH'KG. SUNDAY. AUGUST 7. 1SK. MAXDIU3I ENGLISH WAGES. The letter on Londb'n lalior published in this morning's DisrATcn makes a com parison of the waues of bricklayers and ilumb?r in England with those in the United States. It is one of the parallels between the countries that bricklaying and plumbing are among the best paid classes of labor in both. But there the similarity ends. The bricklayer and plumber of London beloncs to what has been described as the aristocracy of labor. Nevertheless, their wages are by no means aristocratic. Im RSine the scorn of the American brick la) or and plumber If called upon to work a week of 52J4 hours at the rate of 19 cents per hour! Yet that is Ike wace rate which the London bricklayers have succeeded in obtaining as an improvement on the former rate of 18 cents an hour. Plaster ers, stonemasons and carpenters closely approach this maximum, and thence the reale declines to wages of 12 cents per hour for common labor in the building trades, and as low as 20 shillings, or $4 80, fcr a full week of bard toil on the streets at Greenwich. These comparisons give a striking view of the differencs between the status of !. TirtumdTjn and the chief cities of onr own country. On the other hand, it Is no more than justice to recognize one point in which England is in advance of this country. The reference In our correspond ent's letter to Toynbee Hall, the educa tional center for London workingmen, which one of them describes as his "Alma Plater," gives us a glimpse of private effort for the mental eleva tion of labor, in which London sur passes anything that this country possesses, the nearest approach to it being the Cooper Union, of New York. Yfith all due recognition of this splendid work, however and it is but a mere side issue every American workman will agree that the advantages of such splendid philan thropies are no compensation for half wages. American workmen also find here a comparison between wages under a free trade policy and under a protection policy which is more instructive and convincing than any quantity of special pleading from theorists and doctrinaries seeking office and offering free trade in exchange. It is a gift whose effects for the workingmen may be estimated by the contrast of Lon don wages and those of this country. PRIVATE DALZELL'S RETIREMENT. Our friend, Mr. Dalzell, of Caldwell, O., has made an announcement that he will be known as "Private Dalzell" no longer. Not that he has been promoted, however much he may deserve the title of Colonel or General, with which numerous gentle men have been decorated, though they never partook of any more serious war faie than the conflicts of political conven tions. But he retires to civil life in conse quence of the discovery that the people no longer take stock in privates, and, honora ble as the title is, he finds no usufruct in it. His discovery further includes the fact that a big bank account is of more avail in political conventions than a record of use ful service in the ranks. As the ex-Private is tolerably regular in his attendance on conventions, it Is to be presumed that he knows whereof he affirms. Thus it seems that een the persistent ex-Private has the political encroachments of wealth forced upon his attention. The "act is one which numerous other privates lve been obliged to notice. It contains a 'gestion that the most urgent need of times is the cultivation of a kind of .tics in which money shall not be all powerful. If ex-Private Dalzell devotes the same energy to Inculcating such a political re form that he has done to being a private for the past 30 years, we shall hope to see some good results from his work. THE SECRET OF THE SINGLE TAX. The alleged single tax policy of Hyatts viile", Maryland, Is again brought to public attention by the decision of a Maryland court in favor of its constitutionality. Certain citizens of the town questioned in the courts the power of the town commis sioners to exemptimprovements from tax ation. Since they were empowered by express statute to do so, there Is room for a suspicion that the suit was mainly in spired by the wish to obtain a further advertisement for the hitherto unknown suburb of Hyattsville, or to lend further eclat to the claims of a triumph for the single tax school. We have never had any doubt of the authority of the Legislaturouinder gen eral constitutional principles Vo exempt improvements from taxation. We can go v. step further and say that for 3 suburban : --' i district like Hyattsville desirous of at tractingresidents who will build their own homes, the policy may be a very good one. But if the adoption of the sinjgle tax prin ciple to the .extent ,of levying a total of two and a halt mills on the valuation of real estate apari; from Improvements is the real single tax theory, that much talkrd of cult has been wofully misrepresented. If this is whar Air. nenry George lias been hurling at us thajc half-dozen years it is the most stupendous case of thundering in the beginning arid sinking to a. soft and sweet murmur in fhe ending, ever yet placed on record. We can find thousands of land owners in Pittsburg who would ba.il with delight the adoption of the single tax theory in Pittsburg bv a levy of 25 cents prthe $100 provided the single taxers win show how the revende from that levy can be made to cover the expensesof the city government. THE ALABAMA RESULT. The Alabama election mixes things up to the extent that party views of Southern politics are forced to take something like a somersault. There Is still some dispute about the fact; but the weight of testi mony is that Jones, the Democratic candi date, was elected by the negro vote. The majority of the white voters supported Kolb, the People's party candidate, but the black vote came in strongly for Jones, and elected him. Now it Is a curious fact that not only the People's party leaders, but the Kepubllcan organs who sympathize with all third party movements which hit the Democracy, find in this result something wrong. It seems to them an impeachment of the Democ racy that it owes its success to the colored voter. The idea that only white voters should govern may be consistent with the Southern Alliance people; but since Re publican organs have made it a reproach to the Southern Democracy for a genera tion that it would not give the colored vote Its fair weight, the appearance of a case in which the colored vote is cultivated to the extent of winning an election by it, the indication, from a Republican point of view, is on the Democratic side. On the other hand, the old Democratic views are subjected to a similar operation of being turned upside down. White su premacy standing on the foundation of colored support really obliterates race di visions. The cry of "negro domination" raised for Democracy is also overturned. When Democracy in Alabama is success ful by the negro vote, the bugbear of negro domination is saddled on the wrong horse to make a Democratic campaign cry. On the whole, the Democratic success in Alabama is one that, from the Northern point of view, can be regarded as quite sat isfactory. No gain to the protective cause could have resulted from the People's party's success. But when the Democ racy owes Its supremacy to colored voters, it demonstrates to its own satisfaction that negro suffrage is not so destructive a thing as it has been held up to be for twenty years or more. The color line is obliter ated by such results, and with the color line gone, the dissolution of the Solid South is but a question of time. A VERY. NICE SAVING. The long-standing Poor Farm struggle was formally ended yesterday by the issue of a warrant for the purchase of the Neeld property, on Chartiers creek, at the price of $G1,G87. The payment was made the occasion for renewed assertions of the desirability of the purchase, the fine character of the farm, and the entire in tegrity of the transaction. These asser tions we have neither ground for doubt ing nor desire to contradict But there Is one feature of the occasion which may be deemed worthy of passing mention. When ordinances were pre sented for the purchase of properties costing 5250,000 to 300,000 The Dispatch took the ground that the amount was ex cessive. It held that the size of-the farm need not bo over 100 or 200 acres; that a river front was not requisite, and that land suitable to the purpose ought to be had for from 150 to 250 per acre. While these positions were warmly controverted, the point has been gradually reached of taking a farm away from the river, which is declared in the Department of Charities to be all that the heart of a manager of the Poor Farm could wish for, at a cost of just about one quarter the price of the early farms. While it is not by anyjneans certain that less land would not have answered all essential purposes, The Dispatch is con tented to have helped in securing such a reduction from the original sum asked. It is in round numbers $200,000; and $200, 000 ought to prove very useful In furnish ing buildings of the best character and most approved construction. POSTOFFICES AND DEMOCRACY. It can hardly be expected to escape com ment that the postoffices occupy an ex ceedingly prominent position in the view of the Democratic campaign organization. The work of organization has' not gone very far but it has gone far enough to present the following summary of post official politics in the Democratic cam paign. The Chairman of the National Commit tee is William F. Harrity, ex-Postmaster of Philadelphia; and famous for erecting In that Institution a very active political machine. He is seconded by Don M. Dickinson, ex-Postmaster General, in the position of Chairman of the Executive Committee. In the subordinate positions, George T. Parker, ex-Assistant Postmas ter of Philadelphia, will act as auditor of the campaign committee, and Wm. D. Haynie, ex-Chief Clerk in the Postofflce Department, will act as the Chief of the Bureau of Information. The list of minor ex-postmasters who will run the campaign on local committees is too encyclopedic for conception. But it is a central fact that the former tenants of the postofflce will unite their efforts to elect as Vice President the ex-Assistant Postmaster General, whose only claim to fame was his industry in chopping off the heads of 45,000 Republican postmasters, and putting 45,000 Democratic postmasters in their places thereby reducing the pledges of his chief to a by-word. The postoffices have never occupied an especially modest place in politics, Demo cratic or Republican, except perhaps in 1884, w hen the civil service reform attitude of the former party won its only national victory for thirty-two years. But the post offices never were more evidently the largest thing in the Democratic coup d'oeutt than at present A RESULT OF RECIPROCITY. A striking and unquestionable evidence of the success achieved in extending our commercial relations is given by statistics on the exportations of cotton goods from the United States to South America. It is a gratifying fact that cotton shipments to the Southern continent have increased twenty-two per cent in the past eleven months." If this fact stood by itself it might leave room for a claim that the in crease is due to an enlarged demand in that country or to some other extraneous -condition. But when it Is accompanied "by a decrease in the shipments of British exports of the same nature to the South American countries the significance of the change is unmistakable. Such records as this of extending trade with the Spanish-American people as they grow in magnitude form the most eloquent demonstration of the statesman ship of the Republican leader who urged reciprocity upon Congress and by his vigor and earnestness secured its incorporation as an integral part of the Republican policy. Retired as Mr. Blaine may be at present his work as Secretary of State in combining reciprocal trade with the pro tective policy still goes on. It was one of the criticisms of his Congressional career that he never as a legislator originated or pushed to completion any great measure. But while others may have theoretically urged the reciprocal policy prior to Mr. Blaine, he is fairly to be credited with putting the policy into active operation. Partisanship has inspired the assertion that the reciprocity policy was a sham; but the utter baselessness of that assertion is sufficiently demonstrated by one such statistical fact as this increase of over one fifth in the shipment of a single class of manufactured goods to South America. The same gratifying support is given to Republican policy by this fact. Exten sion of trade goes hand in hand with pro tection to home industries. Prosperity at .home is united with increase of dealings jrith neighboring countries in the settled Republican policy. A party which stands on these actual achievements need not fair the attacks of free trade theorists. THE OBSERVED OF ALT. OBSERVERS. Public interest in observations of the placet Mars continues to increase rather than diminish. Astronomers, American and European, are all making the most of our nearest stellar neighbor's visit Nor are the astronomers with their scientific methods of investigation by any means alone in the matter. Something closely approaching enthusiasm has been awak ened even, among the unlearned. Ama teurs possessed of varying degrees of knowledge or ignorance are ready with theories for the enlightenment of their wiser fellows, which are for 'the most part better fitted for private conversation than for scientific consideration. The observations now being made will need a good deal of editing and collating before they can serve as a basis for sound reasoning. It is extremely doubtful whether the present course of inspection will actually establish or confute the idea that Mars is inhabited. But one fact at least has been demonstratedby the knowl edge definitely obtained, and that is the improvement which, has been accom plished in the manufacture of astronomic instruments and methods of research. And it is worthy of note that this country, the newest on this globe, is contributing more to the knowledge of the scientific world on this subject than any other, by reason of its possession of a telescope at the Lick Observatory which is superior to all others. Stephen "Van Cullen White has vindicated the honor of Wall street. He failed for a million dollars and was given an other chance by his creditors on no farther security than his verbal promise to meet ew:ry liability. Ho has made enough money on the stock market to keep his pledge, and the only question, is from. whom, did he secuxe his gains. In talking the Cake for an inspectorship appointment Secretary Foster is likely to find food for refiection,.and possibly matter for indigestion. CuraotrsxY enough, in speaking of,the Secretaryship of the common wealth," no one has hitherto-thought or mentioning the ir reparable loss which Pennsylvania would suffer by the barely possible and highly im probable resignation of William F. Harrity from that rumerative position of responsi bility. NO doubt the crank is frequently a great nuisance, but many useful and necessary 'things -would come to a standstill by its banishment. Since sockless Jerry Simpson has as sumed oil the outer signs of polisned and cultured gentility, it becomes painfully evi dent that he will have to take his coat off and do some remarkably hard labor to per suade his constituents that he is worthy of re-election. When it is not too pitiable for mirth, it is highly amusing to watoh some people trying' to get cool by vigorous exercise with a fan. . Chicago is a city of such vast propor tions that it is quite natural to hear it al leged that forgers there should not stop short of fabricating deeds to a million dol lars' worth of real estate when once they get started. As to that wretched Fifty-second Con gress,' the least said about Its first aession the better for what little reputation it has left. ' Statisticians would find a rich field for their research in estimating how many peo ple make an annual trip to a summer resort from sheer force of habit, and how many stay at home tor a like lack of reason. Denver Is undergoing an invasion as immense as it is peaceful, and the Incoming forces are received with open arms. Russian movements in the neighborhood of the Pamir Indicate that Mr. Gladstone is likely to have some trouble in the foreign office to add to his 'domestic difficulty in passing a home rule bill for Ireland. Notwithstanding the fact that this is a Presidental year, the most prominent American national figure is still $. The first session of the Fifty-second Con gress must haredemonstrated Its extreme unrullness to a degree that will cause an after-glow of credit to fall around ex Sneaker Tom Reed. ' Inhabited or not, a good many years Trill pass before Mars has any practical bear ing on the immigration question. Strangers studying corner loafers on Pittsburg streets on Saturday evenings would forma peculiar opinion of the busi ness push and enterprise prevalent here abouts. It goes without Baying that there is a mystery about Mars when it is remembered that there are women in the case. Those recent electrical displays described as an aurora are -out of the running with the latest gas well, generally spoken or as a roarer to be heard twelve miles olC This is a great country and it was a great day for railroad wrecks yesterday. Since the Commonwealth does so little for the roads, the common -wheel and its rider are taking a. hand in the matter of seeking improvements. Congress ran down long before the session was wound up. Not to Be Forgotten. Baltimore American. Wages in this country are 77 -per cent higher than in England. Workingmen should keep that fact clearly in mind. A LOOK AROUND. . "We have been trying- to get a club together which will last for five years with out important changes," remarked Presi dent Temple,' of the Pittsburg Baseball Club, yesterday. "The longer the men play together the better they understand each other, and if they are good, conscientious players thoy will improve steadily as a team. There have been many difficulties to over come, bnt r. tbintf by next Season we will have things in good shape. Oar chief weak ness has been our field manager, and wo have been trying to eet & first-rate man. To show you how much effort we have made in that direction let me tell you that we have offered a high as $15,000 to ft man to oome here and take charge of the team. We have not succeeded in getting him, but we will do the best wo can in that direction. Our clnb stood better after the first half of the season than it has stood for several years. , "We have broken several of the club hoo doos. For instance, for three years we did not win a game on the Boston or Cleveland grounds, and this year we have done both. In spite of bad weather we had within 17,000 as many people at the first 42 games this year as we had all the season last year. We have done better than any club in the League. We should have made $30,000 this yetr, butour salary list began at a $30,000 rate instead of $15,000 as it should have done, and besides we have paid visiting clnbs $12,000 more on home games than they have paid us on games abroad, which Is a good cri terion of the average difference in attend ance here and elsewhere. a "An important change will be made in onr contracts with playeni this iall," con tinned Mr. Temple. "All our contracts will be for twelve months instead of seven. The reason for this is that a number of good men are improvident and at the end of the sea son don't have more than $100 coming to them in pay and there are five months of winter before them dnrlng which they must' hustle to make a living. Many of them go to tending bar or doing something' else which has a decidedly had Influence upon them. Our new system will be based upon monthly payments. Say a man gets $2,100 a year. For six or seven months he can draw say a larger proportion of his pay than tho balance of the year, but he will get at least $100 a month during the time bo is not actually at work for ns. Several of the other clnbs will adopt tho same idea, but we do not care whether they do or not. for it will go with as. I think that next season we will be in a position to hold our own and stand well up among the lead ers right through. Wo will have a hastier at the head of things and the Pittsburg peo ple wilt see better average ball playing than they ever have." There is a good deal of buncombe afloat about this country being rnled by foreigners who cannot vote. The difference between a man who cannot vote and docs not try and one who can vote but does not is the answer to any political conundrum which may arise on this point. It is not a bad. idea that sug gested by Attorney General Miller to take the franchise away from men who do not use it after a reasonable period of probation. The street car manufacturers are so busy they cannot half fill their orders. Brill, of Philadelphia, and the St, Louis Company are both months behindhand. Anamberaf cars were promised to the Duquesno Com pany by tho St. Louis makers at tho first of June, but they have not arrived yet. The Plttgburg Traction Company ordered nine double deckers from Brill, to arrive early in the summer, but after a long wait it was found that the cars would not be ready until the end of September, so tho maker was told to hold them until next summer. Traffic on leading lines in all the large cities has grown enormously with the Introduction of electrio rapid transit systems, which ex plains the piling up of orders for cars. In a few days the Schenley property in the Fourteenth ward, between Center and Fifth avenues and Forbes street, will be ready for the market on 50-year leases. It is understood that the erouncl rents will aver age about 3 per cent "on the valuation, and that builders will at once take np all the available land which fronts paved streets for rows of new houses or houses in pairs. Several new streets are to bo opened so as to make tho big tract between Center and Fifth available. ' Adjutant General Greenland, wearing a becoming roft soldierly hat and a smile (other things, or course, also), left tho city yesterday afternoon for his home in Clarion. "How much will this Homestead episode cost the State of Pennsylvania for troopst" I asked him. "About $SOO,000 will cover everything as near as I can now tell," was his reply. "I mado Colonel Norman Smith happy to-day by giving him the money to pay off tho Eighteenth Regiment. This money comes, as you rio doubt have seen stated, from the genoral fnnd in the State Treasury, the law giving the Gov ernor pon er to draw on any funds in the treasury to pay troops under such circum stances. A good deal of this will go to the Pennsylvania Railroad Company to pay for the transportation of tho troops. Right here I want to acknowledge the great aid given to us by the railroad authorities. Mr. ritcolrn showed great military as well as railroad ability by the manner in which he made the arrangements to gather up the troops in various parts of the State and rendezvous them at Bodobaugh. It was at bis suggestion that the change was made from Blalrsvillo to Rodebaugb as the gather ing place, and it was a masterstroke as we we were able to mass the men there without the knowledge of anyone bnt myself and the railroad people. The engineers were ordered to remain at the point of gathering, with fires lighted, steam np and engines headed toward Pittsburg in case of sudden need. It only took 21 hours to mobilize over 8,000 troops, and if there had been urgent need we could have done it in five hours less. It was a surprise, I can tell you, to most of the men to find themselves at Bodebaugh. Not a single Colonel except one knew where they were going, and, for that matter, neither the Brigadier Generals for some time. The men did not know where they- were even after they got there. I think the conduot of the officers and men on the whole has been ad mirable, and the money spent by Pennsyl vania fcr this work of her militlalias been Invaluable to every State In the Union as it has shown that inch troops can be handled promptly, can be fully lelled upon and con duct themselves in a soldierly manner. They have realized tnelr double capacity as citizens and soIdUrs and I am croud of them." When Oscar Wilde was over in this country there was a general impression that he was merely an ass. This 'Judgment was later softened to 'the extent tbat he was a well bred ass with marked traces of intel lect. Since that time it bas been proven we are not good judges of asses In this country for Wilde has shown himself to be a brilliant fellow, a good husband, and a clever all' round man. The Lord Chamberlain having interdioted Wilde's new play, "Salome," because it is based on a Bible story, Wilde has retorted in a scathing interview In whioh he scores by saying that the poot, the artist, the novelist, the sculptor or the historian may take the most sacred portions of sacred history as the basis of almost any kind of a production and it is sactioned, bat the dramatist who should be as grqat a teaalier as any other is looked upon as an outsider and sat upon without ceremony. Oh, if we had a lord chancellor in this country to hold ante-mortem Inquiries on "farce comedies." The land that holds English-born people together is as elastio as it is strong. As the sun never sets on British dominions, so is it true that it always brightens British family ties, whatever the story writers pay say. I have an English friend who has a number of brothers. One lives in Londin, another in China, another in New Zetland and another in Pittsburg. The Mother in London keeps a journal in 4rblch he gives graphic sketches of what lsoing on, what he sees and hears, with dejlriptlons of people of note, good stories o'all man ner of interesting gossip. This jotrnal first goes to the mother of the boys wht reads it and Jots down comments. Then It V sent to" the brother In rit-tsburg who adds its quota and forwards It to New Zealand where it Is enlarged and whence it goes to China and then It finds Its way back to London. Thus this widely separated family is kept in formed of each other's movements and thoughts. This Is a common practice and some hill station in Bengal, a post in Natal, a rnnctie in Dakota, a mine In Borneo, a tea house in China, a sheep ran in Australia, a lnmber camp in Canada, and a home in Kentish hop fields or TJmbrian moors mingle in this mate family messenger. Waltkk. A HOT LETTER FB0K 0TJBTIJT Referring to Adjutant Gsnaral Fhlsterer's Attitude on the G. A. B. Encampment. Philadklthia, Aug. 8. In referenoe to a letter from Adjutant General Fred Phls tererof the Grand Army of the Bepnblio, refusing the sanotlon of the Commander in Chief to the participation of the Pennsyl vania reserves in the parade at Washington September 20, .Andrew Curtln, War Gov ernor of Pennsylvania, writes as follows to an offloer of the reserves: "1 do not know the writer of the letter; never heard of him In connection with the military service, and cannot but regard his letter as very ill advised and very Improper in reply to a real soldier. I take it altogether as a remarkable communication, and I re gret that he should, as Adjutant, leel it to be his duty to make such a communication to you or to any other soldier of this State. I have spoken to some or the survivors of the reserve corps in this neighborhood and who have never been connected .with it, and have told them of my mortification of the letter il now Inclose. I will make some effort to correct it in some way if I can, and in the meantime I lhlnk it proper for you and Captain Taylor to lot the subteot of this communication be known in Philadelphia, as I will through the Interior." The survivors nt the reserve do not intend that the high officials ot the Grand Army shall prevent them Irom having a reunion if they do keep them out or the parade as a body. It has been decided that this reunion shall take place during the great Washing ton meeting at Tennallytown, some miles oat of Washington. This is the place at which the Pennsylvania Reserves first got together after the battle of Ball Bun. They had gone to the front In separate commands. DEHVEE'S HAY0B AF3AID That the City Won't Be Equal to the Task of Entertaining the Conclave. Dexveb, Aug. 6. Mayor Rogers has not only become convinced that Denvorls going to be taxed to the utmost in furnishing en tertainment for all her guests during the conclave, bnt is convinced that tho citizens generally do not appreciate the vastness of the undertaking nor the responsibility the Individual mast assume, It the event Is sno cesslnlly held. This morning he Issued a proclamation embodying his fears, and call ing upon all citizens to do their utmost. All arrangements for the location and ac commodation of the visitors who arrive in their special cars have about been com pleted, and while there yet remains prepara tion to be made, a large force Is at work and' will have all the yards in readiness by to morrow morning when the arrival of tho first specials is expected. LASS 8OTEBI0B BHIFP2BS HEBVOUS Over tbe Threatened American Retalia tion in the Canal Tolls. Dclutit, Aug. 6. There is decided opposi tion here among the heaviest wheat ship pers and vessel brokers to tho imposition of tolls on Canadian boats passing through the Soo Canal. It will knock vessel men, so thoy claim, out of a large amount of business, and will cripple heavy wheat exporters by removing Canadian competition for carry ing business. This will be particularly so this year, because tonnage is in great de mand at stiff rates. It is probable that the President will be memoralized either to defer aotion or at least give Interested parties due notice be fore Imposing tolls as provided in the bill lately passed by Congress. Parties inter ested in tbe lake-carrying business claim this end of Lake Superior will be more In jured than benefited by such a measure, as there is very little of our tonnage passing the Welland Canal anyway. SEVER CANADIAN CUSSES Drlre Kanucks Orer the Line, nnd One of Them Is the Plague or Faddlen. Mosthsal, Aug. 8. M. Tetreault, member of the Provincial Parliament, one of the members of the commission appointed be fore tbe close of tbe last session at Quebeo to inquire into the causes of the emigration of farmers to the United States, has made known his conclusions. Arranged under seven heads, they are as follows: Poverty of the French Canadians; large families; difficulty of establishing homes; defective cultivation of land; taste forlnxury; seizure of household effects and wages lor debt and tbe plague of peddlers. PEOPLE OP PROMINENCE. Lillian Russell sailed from Liverpool yesterday on tho City of Now York. Governor Rcssell, of Massachusetts, and Actor Joe Jefferson have returned from their salmon fishing trip to New Brunswick. Congressman Dalzell left Washing ton for Cape May yesterday afternoon and will return to Pittsburg in about two weeks. Chatjncey M. Depew can sleep for 18 hours oat of the 21 when on an ocean steamer. This explains why he is not popu lar with the stewards. The Pope has appointed Archbishop Clasca, an Augustinian, to be Pro-Secretary of the General Propaganda and the future successor to Archbishop Persico. Mrs. Mary B, Willard, mother of Francos E. Willard, is slowly dying at her home In Evanston, 111. She is not expected to survive more than one day longer. Mrs. Guild, an American sculptress, has recently completed a bnst or Mr. Gladstone, which is very highly commended by the critics as a portrait and a work of art. Lord Alfred Tennyson celebrated his 83d birthday yesterday. He received many .callers at 'Hazelmere, besides a large num ber or congratulatory letters and telegrams. Thomas E. Watson, of Georgia, who has oreated the rumpus in Congress, is tall, lean and lantern-jawed, something of a wit and one of the readiest talkers on the floor of the House. He is 36 years old, a lawyer by profession. When Prof. Asaph Hall discovered the two moons of Mors be showed his apprecia tion of the fitness of things by naming them Delmos and Phobes, after the two Homerlo attendants of the god of war from whom the planet takes its name M. Charles de Struve, Russian En voy Extraordinary and Minister Plenipo tentiary to the United Stat:s, lias been transferred to the Hague. He will bo sncT ceededin Washington by Prince Contacu zene, at present Chancellor of the Russian Embassy at Vienna. ' George Moore, who, like Of car Wilde, Is an Irishman, bas announced his intention of forsaking England and writing hereafter In France and in French. Mr. Moore, whole the son of the late George Moore, M. P., has written several notable books, among the number being "A Drama iu Muslin," and "The Confessions of a Young Man." G0IHQ 10 VOTE FOB GB0VEB. Pennsylvania's Single Tax Tbtorlsts Will . Stand by the Democracy. RKAsrso, Pa., Aug. & Special Over 100 single tax delegates, representing the lead ing cities and towns of Pennsylvania, held their first State convention here to-day. Charles 8. Prizer, or Reading, was eleoted President, John Tillard, of Altoona, Vice President, and Edmond Yordley, of Pitts burg, Secretary. A-large number of dele gates made speeches in favor of Henry George's single tax idea. A platform of principles was adopted, tbe principal points of which are that no one should be per mitted to bold land without paying to the community the value of the privilege thus accorded, and from the fund so raised all expenses of the Government should be paid. Resolutions urging single tax believers to vote the Democratic national ticket were enthusiastically passed, as "the platform of the Democratic party urges tbe abolition of the protective tax and the tax upon note Issue." To-night a pnblio meeting was held, at which SjOCO people were present. A Change of-Name, Toledo. BUde. Now they call Wm David "Burled" HlU. EDWIS ARNOLD'S NEW PLAY rSPXCUI. TILZOBAlt TO THE niSPATCH.1 San Francisco, Ang. a The news that Sir Edwin Arnold has written a play founded on Japanese legends and Intended to be produoed at the World's Fair has excited much.interest. It is impossible to get any extracts from the drama, whioh will bo copyrighted in Washington on Monday, but Mr. Deakln, who superintended' the pub lication of "The Light of the World," bas kindly allowed your correspondent to see the notes or tbe plot, prepared by Sir Edwin himself. Here is tbe poet's introduction to "Tbe Story of Adzuma," which gives tha motive of tbe play: "This true, tender, noble and patnetic story in all its incidents the highest degree dramatic and heart-stirring, has never yet been told in English, although for many years popular in Japan. Those scholars who have given to the Western world other famous pieces from Japanese history have either feared to deal with the' tragic par ticulars Of the tale, or have nnt fnnnrl jacrtnaa to good versions of it. The present uuwiur iias sparou no pains xo ootain full narratives and has written his play with the donble purpose of composing a literary work In the dramatic form worthy, If it may be, of the beautirul heroine who is a, nure and true type of tbe highest Japanese womanhood, and also of supplying ror the modern English nnd American stage a tragedy in all respects actable,' and illustrating with close fidelity the manners and motives of the Japanese people." There's a Mystery in It. A strong Buddhist "birth story" forms a background of mystery to the facts tbat compose tbe play. Adatma, alio called Kesa Goztn, lived in the reign of Tori Halo, the great Shojun of Japan, In Kioto, the former capital of the Empire. Her first life was that of a serpent, and she was instinctively drawn to Komorgaroa, who afterward bore her as a woman child and for her sake helped to kill the eagle, Tamato, which eagle was afterward born a man, called Mortto. Thus tho destiny of two were fatally linked. Here ends the mystery and begins the facts. Morito's parents dying, he is left to the guardianship of strangers. The play illus trated the fidelity of these retainers, a char acteristic or mediaeval Japan. Guided bv n. dream Adzuma weda a knight, Wataru Wa tanake, and dwells with him in happiness, never having known ATortto, for whom she bad been vainly asked in marriage. Morito asses his days In knightly exercises at the hojnn'8 court. Now the villain, a oralty, designing friend of Mortto, by Sakemune, secretly envying and bating Mortto, and still more Adzuma and her husband, ap pears. The method or Bakemune's hatred is Iargoly traceable to tbe tact that he was' a suitor for tbe lovely Adzuma. The Trap Laid For the Heroine. Knowing that the woman's virtue is im pregnable as her beauty Is Irresistible, Sak emune lays traps and snares to entangle her with Morito. The young knight is instantly enamored of Adzuma, bnt resists his pas sion. Sakemune tells him of tbe bitter wrong done by his aunt, Adzuma' s mother, in re jecting Morito, and adds an element of hatred. Tbe villain contrives another meet ing, and makes Morito to believe tbat Ad zuwa has fallen in love with him. A gener ous deed of the husband arouses Morito's bet ter natnre and he puts asldo his unholy love or thinks he does. Mortto rescues the hus band, Wataru, from robbers, and the beauti ful wile is Innocently grateful to her hus band's resouer. The wicked Sakamune alters a verse which Adzuma has written about tbe beauty of the landscape, making it appear that she has expressed dislike for her husband. This makes Morito cast consoience to the winds. He denounces his aant, Adzuma' s mother, and threatens to kill her unless she procures a meeting with Adzuma and favors his suit. Indignant but alarmed, tho mother sends ror Adzuma ,who comes innocently to meet the passionate lover. This is one or tbe thrilling soenes or tbe play. Morito pleads his passion furiously,.! dzuma repudi ates the vlllian's forgery, but Sakamune has rorged another letter which Morito now pro duces. Love on Condition of Murder. Convinced of her daughter's infidelity Koro Kogaiea strikes her. Afraid that Morito will kill her mother, and perceiving that there is no way savo one by which she can extricate her honor, she comes to a silent and sublime resolution. She agrees to give herself to Morito, but he must first kill her husband. She arranges the murder. Morito is to enter her house stealthily at night. She will wash her lord's hair so that he may know it in the dark by Its being wet. and he must cutoff her lord's head and take it away. Then she will grant his desires. Morito accepts. With sleeves pushed back and naked sword in hand he enters the apartment, finds tho sleeping form and strikes the wetted head. Hurrying to view his ghastly trophy be rolls from the cloth tho head of bis dear love, the beautiful Adzuma, She has lulled her master to sleep, wetted her own hend and laid down to die to prove her honor and to save her husband and mother. On the bloody pillow is a letter, tender, true and noble, explaining it all. Morito, grlef-strloken, implores the husband to put him to death. TV'atoru refuses, and the two become Buddhist priests. Kamelna, the lover's guard and retainer, kills tbe vil lain nnd the nure spirit or Adzuma is seen in a drdam by Wataru ascending to the world of the purified. Hie Details of the Flay. The play is in four acts with from four to eight scenes in each. There are twelve principal characters and an army or warri ors, retainers, attendants and priests. The third aot is devoted to a tea party in blsh lire, which permits the introdnction or Geisha or dancing girls and Jngglors. The scene is laid in Tokio, and the time is about 1200 A. D. Sir Edwin first heard the legend on which the play is founded at a party in Tokio, Wheie it was told him by Ammenermol, tbe most distinguished linguist of Japan. Arnold was so strnok with tbe heroism of Adzuma that he bad the ancient records searched and secured the original version with every scrap of corroborative detail. He also secured photographs' of the scene of Adzuma' s tragic death as well as of other scenes of tbe play and had them colored. These with colored plates of the costumes of the period will furnish the scene painter and costumer with ample hints. The drama is written in blank verse, Interspersed with lyrics. Arnold will arrive In this country next month, and will superintend the production or the play, whicn ho wishes brought out during the World's Fair In Chicago. ENGLISH LANGUAGE AND TENNIS Occupy tbe Time and Attention of People Sojourning at Chautauqua. CBAUTACqUA, N. Y., Aug. ft Bpeciall The English language as it Is spoken in the best society furnished a good tbeme for Mrs. Florence Howe Hall, this afternoon. There are two errors of conversation, she says, talking too much and too little. Of the two she prefers the lormer. Tbe main points to be followed In conversation are truth, good sense and goodhnraor. Dr. J. if. Buckley lec tured on Aaron Burr, to-day. He analyzed his character as a man who pursued an ob ject to its utmost limit, whether it be good or bad; that it was bad and ended with Burr as the opponent of Hamilton on the duelling field, was worse for the former than the lat ter, as it cut off his political advance ment and prevented him becoming President, while Hamilton's fame was as well established as though he had reached that high office. Tbe annual tennis tournament ended to day, alter some very fine exhibitions of the sport. The prize for singles, a tournament racket, was won by Chris. Payne, orTitus ville. He had several hard struggles be Tore his final battle for tbe Chautauq.ua cham pionship. A ITuallade Among Sunday Schools. BotToir, Miss., Aug. 6. The County Sunday School Convention of the colored Baptists met to-day at Cbappal HlU. A difficulty ooenrred over the riding of a "flying machine," which resulted in a, riot. Some 10 or SO pistol shots were fired, one man being killed and seven wounded, including two women and a child. Several arrest3 have been mado. DEATHS HERE AXD ELSEWHERE. William Reese, Centenarian. William Beese, an old Pittsburg pioneer, was yesterday laid to rut in Allegheny Cemetery. Hit rtraalns were brought to Flttaburg at 10:90 and were taken to the First WeUh Baptist Church on Chatham street. The services were very impres sive, and the church was crowded with friends and relatives. John C. Bandy, Spiritualist. John C Bandy, for many years editor and publisher of tbe BeUaious Philosophical Journal and a man or international reputation among spiritualists and oculists, died at Ills residence in Chleagoyesterday after abrieruiaets. lie was 51 years old. Obituary Notes. BlSTEBMABYFABtAX, aged 23 rears, of Dover." N. H.dled at St. Joseph's Convent, at Borden town, N, J., Thursday. A SOUTH liAXOTA BOJtAHCB. Tbe Lover Foor as Ha Is Frond, bnt He Wins His Bride. Sioux Falls, Dak., Ang. 61 A South Dakota romance, with alt tbe features of a modern novel, has developed in this city. In 1SS9 Miss Nancy Lee was the belle of MemphU society. She was the daughter of J. Thomas Lee. a Memphis wholcsalo mer chant or wealth and high position. There were two suitors for Miss Lee's hand, Edward Stanton, of Norrolk, Vo., and H. Charles Akers, of Morrlstown, Tenn. Both were accomplished. Akers bad the most wealth while Stanton was poor, but proud. Tbe father of the girl favored the man of wealth, but Miss Nancy was In love clear to the roots of her raven tresses with Eddie Stanton. The father was firm and refused Eddie admittance to the Leo mansion. The lovers met clandestinely and agreed to a runaway match. This as frustrated by tne lamer ana no swore oyau mat was holy that Akers should De his next son-in- So in October, 1889. with sobs as if her heart was breaking, Nanoy was married to Akers In Memphis. They lived a year and a half together when thy met her-former lover, who told her that In a moment of anger and spite he also had married. He swore that he still loved his Nanoy, and proposed that they both come to Sioux Falls. Tbey did, and last December eaoh began housekeeping here. When their resi dence was perfected they applied for a divorce. Each was suooessful. Judge Smith, or Yankton, in July granted a decree to Mrs. Nancy Akers, or MemDhls, on the gronnds or cruelty, while Eddie secured his decree in Watertown rrom Judge Andrews two Weeks before on the ground of desertion. 'The next day after Nancy's decree was filed a minister In this city united them in marriage, and they are now living in Norfolk, Va., as hapnyas clams at high tide. COLONEL WHITFIELD TO BETIBE. He finds a Postage Stamp Business That Be Expects to Fay Better. WAsnrsoTOJT, Aug. 6. Colonel S. A Whit field, who has been connectod with the Post office Department since the advent of tbe present administration as Second Assistant Postmaster General, and the retirement of Hon. J. S. Clarkson as First Assistant Post master General, will shortly tender his resignation to the President. Ho has been elected Vice President and director of tbe United States Postage Stamp Delivery Com pany, of Boston, of which company Hon. Can oil D. Wright, United Stntes Commis sioner of Labor, is President. Colonel Whit field, on resigning his position, will take charge of the Western business of the com pany, with headquarters at Chicago. The business of the company consists of a coin operated apparatus to facilitate the sale and distribution of postage stamps to the public, combined with a unique and effective sys tem of select advertising which will be put in public use through lessees or territory, and which system, it is believed, will effect ively supplement tbe present stamp dis tribution or tbe Postofflco Department, es pecially in the larger towns and cities. With the retirement or Colonel Whitfield the Postofflce Department will lose one or the most efficient and popular officers or the administration. He bas at all times posses sed the confidence or tho President and tbe Postmaster General, and his relation with Senators and Representatives havo been of tho most intimate and cordial character. His determination to leave the public ser vice is regretted by President Harrison and nil with whom he has had personal or offlcLU association. ENGLAND DOING NOTHING WBONQ When She Establishes a Coaling Station in the Harbor of Pago-Pago. Washkiotoit, Aug. 6. Very little interest Is displayed in official circles in Washington in regard to the report that Great Britain has arranged to establish a coaling station in the harbor of Pago-Pago, Samoa, for the simple reason that such a coarse of action is in strict accord with tbe terms of a treaty conclnded between Great Britain and Samoa in 1879, and does not interfere with or impair the rights, or interests of the United States in any respect. Section 8 of the British treaty provides that Great Britain may establish a coaling station any where on the shores of a Samoan harbor, except at Apia, which is a neutral harbor, at Saluafata, which was previously ceded to Germany, and tbat part of tbe harbor of Pago-Pago which may be selected by tho Government of tho Lnited States under its treaty of 1S78. . . Tbe United States .lias already selected the site for Its station and acquired full legal title to the property, ana arrange ments are now being made for tbe con struction of a wharf and necessary build ings. So far as known Great Britain has not attempted to interfere with our rights in tbe least in this matter, and In nreDar- ing to establish a coaling station in the same harbor is merely doing what she has a perfectly clear right to do under the treaty. ABCHBIBHOP IBELAND DENIES BUM0B3 That Ha Is to Get a Cardinal's Hat, and Thinks They Do Much Barm. 5t. Paul, Aug. 6. Archbishop Ireland, questioned as to the renewal of the old story that he is soon to be made a Cardinal, to-day said: . "I am much pained by these constantly re curring rumors about me. Whether they onglnato with well-meaning, bnt Impru dent, friends or with sinister enemies, they result In giving deep displeasure and harm ing the cause of religion. I repeat what I have previously said, that for all theso rnmors. those who speak them havo no foundation for their words. Matters grow worse when It is sought to implicate in tbe matter persons of prominence." r Secretary Noble on His Vacation. Washihotox, Aug. C Secretary Noble will leave Washington to-morrow ror his summer vacation. During tho last year the Secretary has been very closely confined to his desk by the press or public business, and tbe re sult is bis health has suffered so that com plete relaxation and a change of air and scene aro imperatively demanded. The Sec retary will be accompanied by Mrs. Noble, and alter spending a week or two with St, Louis friends, at Cedar Island, in one of the interior lakes In Northern Wisconsin, a trip will be made across the continent to Wash ington and Vancouver. The return will be made in September over the Canadian Pa cific by way of Montreal. THE GBAND OLD MAN. Mn. Gladstone was on hand in grand shape at the opening or Parliament. Appar ently there are ten years or good, solid work in him yet. St Louis Globe-Democrat. Teat wonderful old gentleman, Mr. Glad stone, Is pretty nearly as well as usual azain and has resumed work. The great dream of home rule may bear him on until it is ac complished. Baltimore S'ews. Mr. Gladstone, the Grand Old Man, is to be congratulated on having sufficiently re covered to be present at the opening of Parliament. So is bis party to be congrata. lated. Likewise his country. Detroit Free JPress. A change of IKS votes denotes a radical revo lution in public sentiment, which needs but an effective'eoncentratfon of its power to afford Mr. Gladstone the greatest and prob ably crowning triumph of his lire. Washing ton -POit. Is again taking the prodigious burden of Government at an advanced age, Mr. Glad stone is honored with the cordial good will ot enlightened Christendom and the bitter enmity of the British Tories. Cincinnati Times-Star. Tbe antique fornn which attended tbe opening o'f Parliament yesterday paled in publio interest before tho fact that Mr. Gladstone was able to be present, to all np. pearances fully recovered in health. Xtw York Press, The Irish members were enthusiastic in greeting Mr. Gladstone, and we trust that for their own sukes, and ror the safe or their country, they will bo equally so in the snp port they give him in the present Parlia ment Bostoi Eerald. Gladstone received an ovation as ho en tered the house or Parliament and he cer tainly deserved it.. Members regardless of party crowded around him and offered their congratulations upon his splendid victory. Gladstone is, indeed, a 'Grand Old Man." Philadelphia Call. Mk.Ui.ad.3to.ieI3 reception in tbe Honso of Commons was suohns to bode no good to tho Queon in case alio should permit the Salis bury Government to remain longer in power. Whatever tbe outcome of this sitting of Parliament may be there is no doubt tbat Gladstone will be Premier. Indianapolis Journal. ' CURIOUS CONDENSATIONS. Chinamen dislike water as a drink. London has over 700,000 houses inside) l its city limits. A Cincinnatian is the possessor of pink diamond. Thimbles madeof lava are extensively used in Naples. There are about 50,000 muscles in an elephant's trunk. The donkey is the longest'lived of onr domestic animals. A Lauerville man has a steel pen that ho has used for 27 years. The London mint has an electric ma chine which counts the-colns. In ten years tbe descendants of two rabbits will number 70,000,000. A mare in Alabama has given birth to three mule colts within a year. It is said that the skin of an elephant usually takes about five years to tan. In tbe dreary deserts of Arabia tha rosemary and lavender flourish to perfec tion. A Chicago merchant has on exhibition in his show window a pair of live Japanese) babies. An alloy of 78 per cent of gold and 23 per centof aluminum is the most brilliant Known. Seven widows of Revolutionary ol diers are on the roll of the Knoxvllle pen sion office. India has one missionary to 273,000 people. Persia one to 300,000 and Thibet one to 2.000,000. One child in every five in the northern half of tbe United States dies before it baa lived a year. The Government weather bureau has Just-attained its majority thai is. its twenty-first year. A New Jerseyman gives as a new cura for hay fever tho smoking of pine needles with tobacco. A Moscow dentist has successfully made false teeth assume a fixed place in toothless gums. Pythons are abundant in the Philip, pines, tbe species being identical with that found in Borneo. There are 12 obelisks in Rome, one in Paris, five in London and one in Central Park, New York. The United States manufactures 65,000 hats every dav. while England manufact ures about 10,000. In China they believe that women by clinging to vegetarianism will become men onjndgment day. A corncob in Georgia Is shaped Hike a human hand, having jour well defined fin gers and a thumb. The lawyers get 5658,000 of the 923,783 paid by the city of New Orleans'to the iiyra Clark Gaines estate. There have been twenty-seven cases of insanity in the Bavarian royal family dar ing tbe last lOOyears. If cork is sank 200 feet deep in the ocean It will not rise again on account of the pressure of tbe water. Europe consumes about ?30,000,000 worth of gold and silver yearly for plate, lewelry and ornaments. Three hundred lawyers were candidates on one side or the other for seats in tho present British Parliament. The first suspension bridges ever built were made in China 2,000 years ago, being constructed of iron chains. The biggest of fresh water fish, tho "arapaima" of the Amazon In South Amer ica, grows to six feet in length. "Bailroad Jack," the mcch traveled railroad dog, which left Buffalo on July 5, arrived in San Francisco-on July 19. A Belfast, Me., man lends young men money to go into business gratuitously. Ho says he rarely foils to get his money baok. Lace making was first done by Barbara Uttman abont 1550, though the invention Is claimed for an earlier dato by France and Italy. The magnifying lens Is believed to have been known to the ancients, but in modern times was brought into use by Roger Bacon. In 1262. A blood beet measuring 15 inches in length, II inches in circumference and weighing i pounds is a curiosity of St Tam many, La. Statistics recently compiled show that about 1,200 miles of new railroad were built in this country during tbe first six months of this year. The highest viaduct in the world has Just been erected in Bolivia, over the River Lea, 9,333 feet above the sea level, and 4,003 aDove tbe river. A man in Maine lost nearly 6,000 lob sters lately, that he bad confined In a pond, by a quantity of fresh water flowing into it and killing them. It is estimated that on a fine Derby Day from 750,00 0 to 1,000,000 people gather ou tne Downs, and it has been computed that about 250,009 race cards are sold. Nearly all the small silver coins of Cuba have holes in them. The holes serve to keep tbe coin3 in that country, as they do not affect their changeable value there. For the first time the Canadians have began shipping ice to Philadelphia, several cargoes having already arrived there and been found equal to tbe best Maine product. There are now over 250,000 words in the English language acknowledged by tbe best authorities or about 70,000 more than In the German, French, Spanish and Italian lan guages combined. Mrs. Salome Anderson, of Oakland, Cai.. is the only woman Free Mason In tho world. She secretly entered a lodge-room in Paris, witnessed some of the initiation ceremonies, was discovered, and received. Into the order. It is only a little over 40 years ago that a Rasslan farmer began the cultivation of the sunflower in order to extract oil from the seeds. Now 700,000 acres in Russia are in sunflowers, and the original founder of the industry- is a millionaire. Hunters near Caledonia, Pa., are ex cited over a snow-white deer seen several times recently in the mountains. It is said to be a large buck with spreading antlers, and as fleet as tbe wind. A party of hunters who saw tbe animal last fired at it, but failed to hit it. FLIRTING WITH FUN. "I saw you making eyes at Miss Tufcrusi at the party. Look out for yoarseif." "Why?" Every member of her family is dead." "What of It!" "She did the cooslng. " Brooklyn Eajls. Oh think of the king of tbe cannibal isle, Thou hot and unfortunate man; For he's dressed when he dons in agreeable smile. And flatters s palm-leaTfan. Washington Star, Twemlo There's the nickel in my vest pocket tbat I should have paid Tor my fire down town. Wad3le1gh Well, I wouldn't cheat even a street railway company. Twemlo Neither did I. You see I forgot and paid the fare out of another pocket l-Chicago Stat Record. TUX CIGABITTZ. To smoking cigarettes he took A drain upon Ufe's cup; And would no admonition brook Refused to give them up. But soon a change the scene came o'sr. And It Is safe to say He'll smoke the cigarette no more They burled him to-day. XtwTork Press. "I hear that Montgomery has taken his sonoutorcollejre." "Is that to? Was the youth (ratting rapldr ' "Oh. no; but his teacher asked him to work out a problem In mathematics and ha objected; said none or ids rolks had ever worked out, and the rather sustained the objection." Dttrott FrU Press. "Man wants but little here'below,' As some wise one has said it. "Nor wants that little long?" Just so. Provided he bas credit. Indianapolis Journal. "So Jones has gone into literature, and ia wrltingfor the magazines?" Tes." "But I always thought him such an miters chap." .. . "True enough; but. than, you see ht IS ailMsg dialect stones. oaavmon .too. i a 1 A if LaCHfc . it , - ) - . - ttM&fi'&J". .fct -v-? V mmwmiiMBmm