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One Year a on DAtLTlJiBrATcn, Per Quarter TtO DAitTDisrATcn. OneMontb 70 DaIlt UisrATCH, Including Sunday. 1 year.. 10 00 IUnrDlSFATCll, Including Sunday, Jm'thi, SCO lAn.TlisrATC3. Including Suadar. lm'th.. so tCNDAT Dispatch. One Year ; Viiklt DisrATCH. One Year 13 The Dailt Dispatch ii delivered by carriers at :l ecnli per week, or, including Bnndajr Edition, at rents per week. PITT-Bt'ltt.. MONDAY. AUGUST 1. M&z. PAFAL HOSOES FOK COLUMBUS. The letter of Pope Leo to the Catholic clergy of Italy, Spain and the two Ameri cas, on the character of Columbus, is at once a striking testimonial to the great discoverer, and a signal illustration of the enthusiasm and breadth of view that char acterize the present head of the Roman Church. The whole world is this year signaliz ing the achievement which four hundred -3 ears ago revolutionized the aims and sebpe of civilization. The secular recogni tion of the Columbian anniversary is well nigh universal; but it, is a novel and to a certain degree surprising feature to find the head of the Catholic Church pointing it out as a celebration in which the Church can fitly lead. It is a pleasant surprise when the interest of the Church in efforts to benefit mankind is testified to by such utterances as those of the Pope. The tra ditions of the Church are too apt to deal mainly with acts of antiquity and to neg lect if not to avoid contact with the in fluences that have shaped the modern ttoild. This utterance of the Pontiff in dicates that the Church to-day is keenly in sympathy with the conditions of thf hour, and is ready with aid and encouragement for the living and honor for the dead who labor in anyway to make the world better. It may require an enthusiastic optimism to recognize as the chief purpose of Colum bus' mission the spread of Christianity. But it is true that the result of his discovery has been to carry Christianity wherever it carried civilization. It is one of the phe nomena of history that while Mahomme danisin, Buddhism and savage idolatry survive in countries that were known to Europe before Columbus set out on his first voyage, Christianity either Catholic or Protestant extends over both the conti nents which were peopled as a result of liis discovery. The, boundaries between Christian and heathen nations have been only slightly altered in the Old World Eince his time; but the New World has given an immense addition to the total of, Christian people. The attitude taken by the Pope in sig ifc Vf W1 " " JllA jf,-ry of Columbus is graceful and well chossn. It accords well with his liberal and progressive char acter, and will lend new spirit to the world's celebration of the great discovery. A CONGRESSIONAL CATACLYSM. The squabble over the sundry civil appro priation bill in the House received a new feature Saturday when the Government Printing Office promptly shut down at the expiration of the term for which the ap propriation had been extended. The spectacle of members bereftof the diurnal luxury of reading their own names in the Congressional Becord is one so subversive of Congressional precedents that it is ex pected to bring the filibusterers to terms. The movement is considered -at Wash ington a sharp one to put the opposers of the World's Fair appropriation In the wrong. But a day's reflection may put the matter in anotherlight. The support ers of the appropriation have as much ap petite for the Record and the other lux uries of the Government Printing Office as any other members. Moreover, Mr. Holman moved to extend the appropria tion, and this was prevented by the peo ple who had prearranged the movement. If the responsibility for the closing of the printing office is an unpopular one, those who are really responsible may discover their mistake in supposing that they can put the onus on tbeir opponents. The public responsibility is not a very grave one. Congress can close up its business without the Congressional Becord if it chooses. But it cannot do so without stopping partisan foolishness and going to work in real earnest THE PKOPEE DISTINCTION. ,The most vigorous indictment of the anti-option bill yet made is that of Senator Iliscock. It pointed out that, the sale of grain and provisions being absolutely pro hibited by the measure, it would prevent contracts for delivery unless the mer chandise were actually in the warehouse at the time. The commission merchant could not contract to load a vessel sixty days hence with grain to be brought in from the country districts In the .mean time. The vessel owner who wishes to carry a cargo of wheat on a ship to be un loaded next month must buy only Wheat actually stored at the time. On this foundation Mr. Hiscock charged that the bill was actually devised in the interest of the elevators and millers, and that it would be "the basis of the most gigantic trust that was ever conceived by the human intellect" This theory of the enactment In the form it was urged has as much support in the character of the bill as any other. Such a measure is more likely to have this effect than to stop speculation. People can still find ways of betting on the rise i-4 fail of products;- but it would be hard o find any substitute for the legitimate and non-speculative uses of future con tracts. The substitute for this bill proposed by Senator George Is deserving of examina tion to see whether it avoids this danger of obstructing legitimate commerce. The substitute discards the original idea of taxing speculation out of existence, but evokes the power of Congress over Inter state commerce to regulate the evil. The newspaper summaries do not make it quite clear whether it prohibits all dealing m futures or only speculative future con tracts. If the former, the bill is subject to the same objection as the original measure. If the latter, It makes the proper distinction and sets up a criterion as easy for the law to take into consldera tion as the Intent with which a man strikes a blow or enters a house There is plenty of room for discussion whether a law against business gambling would not be as much of a dead letter as certain other enactments that are eminently proper in spirit but futile in effect It is also a matter of discussion whether such legisla tion should not be left to the States as clearly as laws against swindling or theft But it is pertinent that -whenever and however the laws are passed they should make the offense turn on the intent of the bargain, L e., whether it was intended merely to win or lose money on the rise and fall of the market or to perform a legitimate commercial service by the re ceipt and delivery of the commodity. THE M7GARKAHAN BARGAIN. The Democratic attempt to make it ap pear that the President vetoed the McGar rahan bill in the interest of the New Idria Mining Company was thoroughly venti lated by the full text of the message that showed that the reason for the veto was the extraordinary favor shown in the pro visions of the bill for the interests of that great mining corporation. The suppres sion of this feature of the measure in the news reports is one of the singular Indica tions of that class of legislation. The primary condition of the dispute over the contested property was that either McGarrahan or the New Idria Company was the legal owner. If McGarrahan's claim Is good the New Idria is a tres passer; if the New Idria's ownership is legal McGarrahan's claim is void. Pro ceeding on the assumption that former decisions and rulings showed McGarra han's claim to be valid, the bill was repre sented as simply allowing it to be adjudi cated by the Court of Claims. Itwas not until the President disclosed the fact in his veto that the bill excepted from the patent all the property occupied by the New Idria Company and made the Treas ury liable to McGarrahan for the value of the property taken by that company. In other words, supposing that there has been a usurpation of the property, the United States is to pay for the usurpation and the usurper is to be left in full enjoy ment of its wrongly acquired property. This puts a very different face on the measure. It now appears to be an ar rangement between the contestants to settle their dispute at the cost of the United States. It suggests the pertinent question how this vital feature of the bill came to be entirely suppressed in the news reports. TBUTH IN BEBLIN. The fact that Bismarck is now only experiencing the reverse action of the system of absolutism which he more than any other man brought into existence was freely commented upon in this country during the early stages of the controversy between himself and the Emperor. It is interesting to learn the same idea bas reached Berlin. An old Liberal writes to a Berlin paper that it is only retributive justice that has overtaken the old Chan cellor. No one ever insisted on the prerogatives of the Crown more strenuously that Bis marck did when he was the one to exert those prerogatives. If the present Em peror believes he is the supreme ruler, before whom all public opinion and pri vate interests must give way, it was the instruction of Bismarck that implanted that idea in his mind so firmly that its revival has driven the instructor into private life. There has rarely been in political history a more signal example of poetic justice than the man of blood and iron bumbled and dismissed by the arbi trary power which he was so imperious in caIlingintoexistenceandmaintaining;, The statement of this truth in Berlin may not be especially grateful to either Emperor or ex-Chancellor; but it is no less true. Perhaps Bismarck can now understand that the establishment of the Emperor's will as the supreme law has its public as well as private inconveniences. But he might adopt a more dignified method of digesting the experience than by the com plaints which make it evident that the arbitrary power he believed in was the arbitrary power that Bismarck should wield as prime minister. THE CONNECTICUT SQUABBLE. The last finding of a Connecticut court on the long standing dispute over the gubernatorial election leaves the Demo cratic position with hardly a leg to stand on. After maintaining a deadlock forthe greater part of the term the question has got into the courts, where it should have been taken promptly in the first place. The Superior Court of New Haven last week decided that the Bridgeport ballots were legal, which is practically a decision in favor of the Republicans on the pivotal question of the whole dispute. Under the Connecticut Constitution if no candidate for Governor receives a ma jority the Legislature must elect The Democratic claim was that 122 ballots re jected in Bridgeport by Democratic elec tion clerks left their candidate with a ma jority. The ground of the -rejection was that the ballots were marked for identifi cation. While refusing to go into the Legislature for election the Democrats displayed an equal indisposition to submit their claim to the .courts. The result showed the correctness of their unwilling ness to try the case from a partisan point of view. The outcome of the trial was to establish the legality of the ballots. The alleged marking was shown to have been made accidentally by the printing ma chine, and the judge so decided. On any other theory than that election clerks are the court of last resort from whose decis ion there is no appeal the entire Demo cratic case in Connecticut falls to the ground. It has been a peculiar exhibit of our po litical vices that "the partisan dispute has prevented the constitutional methods of self-government from operating in Con necticut for nearly the entire term of the Governor to be elected. It is probable that the dispute will still be kept up so as to exhaust the entire term and permit a new "Governor to be elected before the election for the present term is finally set tled. THE ENGLISH SITUATION. The impending session of Parliament is divided by the completed returns into 315 members supporting the Salisbury Gov ernment and 355 opposed to it This seals the doom of the present Cabinet; but it requires a very confident view of the future to classify it as giving Mr. Glad stone a majority of 40. If he had a com pact majority of that number he might be able to carry on the Government with good hope of pushing through the leading party measures. But nine Parnellites and three labor members form a very un reliable factor of that majority. Any course sending them into opposition re duces his majority to 16. Further than thaVa course which does not satisfy the Nationalists on one side and the Liberals on the other may cause the majority to disappear altogether. Under those circumstances the Liberal programme must be very adroit to ac complish even a moderate lease of life for the" Gladstone ministry. There Is,- of course, on the Tory side the usual display of enmity to the Idea of Mr. Gladstone's accession, in which that estimable but prejudiced woman, the Queen, leads the display. She showed her hatred of Mr, Gladstone at the time he came into power in 1885 quite plainly though quite use lessly; and late reports -are that she bas again summoned the Duke of Devonshire to form a ministry with the result of being told that the only alternative to her ac ceptance of Gladstone as Prime Minister would be her own abdication. Notwithstanding the futile display of royal opposition Gladstone will take the reins of government; but the duration of his administration Is a very dubious matter. The outlook presents so many aspects of difficulty and doubt as to give force to the (Suggestion of a possible compromise on a plan of local self government which would bring back enough of the Liberal-Unionists to form with the Liberals and Nationalists a strong and reliable majority. As a variation on the resurrection of the old Calhoun theory of the unconstitutional ity of the tariff, the negro spook is appro priate to the Bourbon Democracy. Thirty years ago the Democratlo howl was about "nigger equality." Now there la a desper ate effort to make the gbost of "Negro Domination" stalk through the land. If Democracy conld stick to modern Ideas through an entire decade It might do very well; but that seems to be impossible. Full reports of the Astrakhan cholera riots leave Western readers In doubt whether the doctors or the people were most uncivil ized and Ignorant. Our esteemed cotemporary, the New York Telegram, sagely offers as hot weather advice tbe following: "One thing to be re membered with especial advantage in this hot weather is to eat loe eream slowly." Young women will bear this In mind till tbe next hot term, and then demand of their young men an opportunity to follow the ad vice by eating slowly all the Ice cream they can get. Mb. Cleveland puts in part of his time nowadays writing lines to friends, and the rest of his day's work consist in dropping lines to fishes. The Democratic Congressman from the South who asserts that the World's Fair appropriation is unconstitutional, but offers to agree to its passage In December so as to avoid trouble with the southern cities, affords a new definition for unconstitution ality. The unconstitutional quality of doing anything to lose votes belongs to the un written constitution of partisan politics. Of course there was a breeze in Congress when Watson accused his colleagues of ap pearing on the floor "three sheets in the wind." A meeting of the coal combination pro duced the phenomenal result for this year of leaving prices where they were. An organ of the combination says that "it was plainly inexpedient to raise prices when that would decrease the demand. Conse quently the combination must wait till cold weather before It can squeeze consumers any more with impunity. The cool wave that was predicted for Pittsburg evidently had its sharp, penetrat ing corners lopped off somewhere on the road. One of the curiosities of the season is the earnestness with which Republican organs are reproving Watson,of Georgia, for asserting that members of the House get drunk. That is a privilege which Republi can organs reserve strictly to themselves, In the form of asserting that the Democratlo statesmen are too bibulous. Chautauqua,, and similar talk-away snmmer resorts are now at full tide and doing a "swimming" business. The proposition that Sioux Falls, S. Dak., shall go into the saloon business and sell whisky at 25 cents a drink indicates an imDressIon that the people who go to the Western town in search of divorces will stand anything. Belta Lockwood says marriage is not a failure. That settles it. Belva Is an ex perienced authority. Habitual offenders of the peace are now in danger of coming into contact with the depraved small boy who has been swim ming in the rivers. They should be given protection. With the weather cooling off will the generation of speclflo heat in the- House In crease ordlminisht The thermometer fell 20 degrees in Chi cago the day that Uncle Jerry arrived there. He ought to be invited to Pittsburg If he has such an effect on the weather as that. Much may be forgiven to the Weather Bureau ir the present temperature holds during August. Anything from a pancake to a sausage can now be made from the banana. What a great and glorious future lies before the luscious paw-paw or the persimmon! An impression is going about the coun try that Columbus was in favor of the "force" bill. The reason for Vanderbilt's desire to sell the Alva is not hard to guess. She's been watered too much and she hasn't been raised for diver's reasons. PERTINENT PERSONALITIES. Senator Hill is not going to Europe and he is not going to resign, but he is going yachting. Bjornsteene Bjornson gets a pension of $450 from the Norwegian Storthing. He writes politics with poetry. Justice Lamar's long locks have been clipped close and are now quite gray. Chief Justice Fuller's mustache still flaunt defi ance to tbe shears. Prince Bismarck is said to hare a comfortable income of $250,000 a year. It Is our Information that the wolf nevor prowls around bis back door. Tricoupis, the great Greek Premier, dresses like a New York broker. He has a broad bold brow, a magnificent dark eye and a heavy, drooping mustache. Thomas Jefferson Coolidoe, Min ister to France from, the United States, has announced his Intention of remaining In Paris throughout the summer. Mrs. Crugeb's pen-fiame of "Julien Gordon" finds a oontrast In Mrs. Cratge's "John Oliver Hobbes." Still there are no hobnails in the style of either of these gifted Americans. Alexander Eussell Webb, the Uni ted States Consul, in Manila, is reported to have become a convert to Islam, and when he returns home he expects to preach the Eastern faith. 'One of the newly elected .Gladstonian members of Parliament is Mr. W. J. Ingram, eldest son of the late Herbert Ingram, M. P., founder of the Illustrated London Newt, of which the son is one of the proprietors and managers. Victob 0. W. Cavendish, nephew of the Duke of Devonshire, and heir to tbe dukedom, was married Saturday morning in Westminster to Lady Evelyn Emily Fita maurlce, eldest daughter of the .Marquis of Landsdowne. They Need a Vacation. Chicago News. f ( me iceman, tne coroner, and. the under taker will now take a muoh-needed rest I. 1 THE CHANGING CENTURIES. I WRITTEN TOR THE DIgFATCH.1 There is a great picture in Paris, in the Gallery of Luxembourg, .whieh is really three pictures In, one frame. A shepherd boy, alone among the hills at night, is look ing up at the stars. He Is watohlng a great bl?ze In tbe sky. In the middle picture, a bishop in gorgeous vestments, with a jew eled crozier in his hand,ls on a journey over a wild and traokless country. There is a small white-headed boy, clad in lamb's wool and looking Ilka a little St. John Baptist, who is showing the reverend father where to go. The bishop and the boy are hungry, and down out of the clouds comes a big eagle bringing a fish for tbeir supper, to tbe small boy's infinite amazement. The third picture shows an old man, clad in the dress of a poor farmer, working away in n plowed and planted field. There Is a great ci owd of birds up in the air who have been stealing the good man's barley. Tbe farmer is preaching to tho Dirds. "See here," he say8,"my brothers and my sisters, the birds, who needs this barley roostt Is it you, oris it IT For if you need it morn than I do, take it, and God be with you; but if not away!" And away they go. These three pictnres are scenes in the life of fit. Cuthbert. Tho shepherd boy, the bishop and the farmer are Cuthbert, In his youth, in his manhood and at the end of his long and holy life. Cuthbert was a sbepherd boy on those Scotch hills which He about Melrose. One night he saw a vision. He was not the sort of boy tbat commonly sees visions. He was strong, stirring, the liveliest of lads, the leader in all the games and pranks of the neigbborbood, aud especially skillful.'the ola ohronioler gravely Informs us. In the difficult art of standing on his head. But his work was to tend sheep. And that gave Him time to think. And there was enough to think about in the wild days when Cuth bert was a boy. The battle between pagan Ism and Christianity was still going on In Northumbria. Everybody was taking sides and the Issue was unoertaln. And one night Cuthbert saw a great and strange light in the sky. And that night, away off on Lin dlsfarne, the soal of a great saint, Aldan the Apostle of Northumbria, went to his re ward. Aud when Cuthbert heard tbat he was sure that the light that he saw in the sky was the glow of the passing of that good man's soul. And he took the vision for a "call." Somehow he translated it into a message, summoning him to be a mission ary. The Shepherd Boy as a Monk. And presently, there came the sound of vigorous knooklng at the door of the Monas tery of Melrose, and when they opened It, there was Cuthbert asking to he made a monk. To be a monk was the life which In that day almost all earnest Christian men who wanted to do religious service, natur ally chose. To be a minister, and to be a monk; meant, then and there, precisely the same thing. So the sbepherd boy became a monk, and by and Dy, in ways whioh it Is no part of my present purpose to narrate, was made a bish op. I don't believe that be wore all 'the fine clothes which the Luxembourg picture arrays him in. Anyhow, whatever good olothes be may have owned, it is not likely tbat he wore them on bis long tramps over the wild hills. They would not have an swered there. Copes are not convenient garments for climbing. More likely he car ried an alpenstock rather than a crozier. But tramp he did, no doubt, as he used to tramp and teach at Melrose. They used to build up a place for him with tree trunks and brandies and he would stay a week there, and from all the neighboring villages people would come to listen and to have the hands of tbe good bishop laid in apostolio benediction on their heads. So he worked, as long as he had strength for work. And then he gave it up and rowed out to a little wind-swept hermit island and said his prayers and sowed his barley, like any otber plain, good old man, till the angel of death paid at last his welcome visit. They say that there were five days of fear ful storm, so that nobody could get over to' the island, and Cuthbert was there alone. And when the storm abated and tbey got across to him they found him nearlv dead with hnnger and exposure. They cared for him as tenderly as they knew how and gave him all tbe love and comfort they were able, and in tbe arms of his good monks the old saint breathed his last. Tbey wrapped the body in a great sheet of fine linen, which an abbess had once given him for a sbroud (the klndB of gifts which saints were wont to ex change in those queer days!), and they car ried all that 'was mortal of Cuthbert after many wanderings to his resting place in Durham. After Fire Hundred Tears. Ax. the beginning of the twelfth century, after Cutbbert had been dead 600 years and more, they opened his coffin. That was a great event. Flambard was then Bishop Half Flambard, the worthy minister of that bad King William Rnfus "the low-born Norman priest, tbe scandal, amuiement and horror of his age." Flambard- was then Bishop; and among other splendid building that be was doing In the cathedral, he had made a fine shrine for the body of St. Cutbbert. The saint had long Iain in a tomb in the cloister. Now he was to have the place of honor. There were various opinions about the body. Some thought it was not there at all; nobody had seen it for 600 years. Some thought that per haps the dust of it might be found these. Others maintained tbat It was there and uncorrupted. So they opened it to see. A little company of good men was chosen from among the monks, and one night they brought their lanterns into the church and set about their sacred task; They opened the strong outer box with crowbars, and within a great bide-bound chest was discov ered. This they opened in Its turn, and there was another box inside, covered with coarse linen clotb. This they knew to be the Coffin. They brought the coffin out Into tbe middle of the choir, that they might have more room, every man of them pray ing silently and In great terror lest the saint should rise up and smite them for irrever ence. Ho never, they got tbe lid off safely, and found beneath it a board with two iron rings fastened to it and a copy of the Gos pels lying upon it. They rt.Ised the board and ther? (so goes the history) was Cuth pert's body, perfect and entire, lying as if in sleep. Tbey hardly dared to look. They fell upon their knees and wept and .recited penitential psalms, praying that God would not be angry with them. Then, creeping on their hands and knees, in the dim light of tbe lanterns, they saw tbat tbe wholu coffin was filled with relics, with bones of saints, and precious belongings of tbe boly Cuth bert. And so they closed the coffin, opening it the next day to let an lncrdulous abbot verify their story. And then they had a great festival and consecration of the shrine, and tney marched about the church in a gieat procession, and, stopping at the east end, the" bishop preached a sermon a long, dull one, the old chronicler says, Flambard probably not being very good at preaching In tbe midst of which the good St. Cuth bert, taking pity on tbe weary congregation, sent down a sudden stout shower of rain which cut tbe sermon short; and returning with hasto into the church, they placed the body in the shrine. A Change of Sentiment. Finally the Keformation came. And with its coming the glory of St. Cuthbert's shrine departed. Tbe king's commissioners ar rived at Durham and proceeded at once to lay hands upon St. Cuthbert's gold and Jewels, taking a jeweler along to estimate tbeir value. They then turned their atten tion to tbe sacred body. Tbe coffin was found to bo bound wlthlron, and the Jeweler had to do some vigorous hammering to get it open. Once open, the jeweler beheld a sight .which, amazed him. There lay the body of the saint, whole and entlio, arrayed in his gorgeous vestments. But so free had he been with ax and hammer that he had broken on of tbe saint's legs. Ho called down to the commissioners from tbe lofty platform of the shrine and told them what be had seen and done. Whereupon one of them said: "Throw tbe old fellow's bones over!" To which the workman answered that the sinews and skin held the bones to gether and be couldn't pull it apart. Upon which tidings up scrambled the commis sioners to see, with whatever wonder their avaricious sixteenth ooatury" mind war capable of; And tbey carried off the coffin into tbe vestry room and bnrned tbe body and buried the ashes underneath the shrine. Sic transit! So obange tbe sentiments of men not always for tbe better. CATCHING. C0HTBACT LAB0BEBS. Ignorance of Some of the immigrants Who Are Returned Home. New York, July SL Commissioner Weber, or tbe Immigration Servloe, has granted permission to President Samuel Gompers, of the American Federation of Labor, to place four "pickets" of the labor unions at the landing place of immigrants to aid tho regu lar inspectors in detecting contract laborers. This action is one of tbe outgrowths or tbe Homestead labor troubles. In answer to quetlons tbe Immigrant Inspeotor said: "How do -we detect thee particular par tiesT Simple enough. They go from the steamer to tbe transfer barge. Then they come to the island. We pnt them in the big pen to be examined. We separate one from the lot one who seems to know something, perhaps, more than tbe rest. We see how much money he has. Ha hasn't much. They never have, for that's what tbey come for. We tell bim he is little better than a pauper, and we can't admit paupers. We tell him he lias no Job and is likely to get into tbe poor house likely to become a public charge. He Is veiy quick to say he will not that be has a Job, and Is onlv anxious to get to it. Where is tbe Job? He is very fresh to tell where it is, nud then we draw from him how he happened to have the Job. We take him to a notary publlo and he makes oath to the facts. He belongs to a gang. He swears that tbey all hired out to tbe same man to come to the Pennsylvania mines. "As many names as he can remember he eives. They are carefullv taken down. But there are others. He calls another or twoor three in to help him remember the names. Among them they know all the names. There are lorty odd of them. On the facts thus gained a nroceedtn? is based. As fast as possible an affidavit is filled out for every fellow to sign and swear to. They all recite the same general facts. Eaoh man is eager to sign it, for the stern officials make him believe that his admission depends upon do ing the thing up right. "It is the same story with the Russians, only it is more trouble, for tbey are not as smart as tho Italians. Some of these foot hlllers, In fact, have but little tbe call on idiocy. Their mental density stolidity is something approached only in tbe lower animals. Seems as though a cow with or dinary talent would compai e favorably with some of them. Alongside a real smart American dog they would be In the shade. This may be a little extreme, but you would think so If you could see them and hear them try to express a coherent Idea or thought. Thev, too, go back by the steamer that brought them. There Isn't a man In three among them who oonld comprehend, If we took the trouble to tell him, why they are being sent baok. They are a little the worst lot I ever saw, and I've been at this business for some time." THE EXPIRING CONGRESS. The closing days of the Fifty-second Con gress are likely to live as tbe most disgrace ful in our history. Chicago Mail. Wnzif members of Congress begin to charge each other with drinking It Is about time for a committee to be appointed to ascertain if microbes have got into the House restaurant teapot. Philadelphia Times. With tbe public business deadlocked, the House finds time for personalities and par tisan recriminations. Recent proceed ings reflect no ciedit on tbat body in which they occurred or on the American charac ter. Washington Star. "Blessios brighten as they take their flight," but it is different with a Democratic Congress. The nearer it comes to adjourn ment the more muddled it grows. The scenes in the House recently were worthy of a ward caucus. Cincinnati Times-Star. Filibcsteriho Is not a dignified perform ance and does not require any great expen diture of brain power. It turns the national assembly into a national donkey reserve, and gives to Tom Reed and the fool-killer the lofty port of the patriot. Chicago News. Watson, as a Third party man, is in a posi tion to observe the House from an unbiased standpoint, and this he seems to have done. Anyhow, the country believes him, and tbe best thing tbe Democratic House can do is to say nothing and chew cardamom seeds. New York Advertiser. x The spectacle that bas been presented for three days of a gang of filibusters blocking tbe proceedings of tbe House to prevent the consummation, of legislation that had already received the sanction of the Senate and of a majority in the House itself, Is dis graceful aud calculated only to beget con tempt for those engaged In it. New York Times. Harvest Hands Going to South Dakota. Hubojt, S. Dak., July SL About 30 harvest hands reached here to-day from Iowa and Nebraska and report that others are com ing. Parties weie here to-day from several counties to secure harvest help. Dr. Smith of Ree Heights says 100 men in excess of thoBe already there will be needed to gather the crops in Hand county, while other counties will lequire an equal and In many instances a greater number. The Faster the Better. Baltimore American.! A Republican club of bicyclists bas been organized In the West for Harrison and Reld's election. In this case, tbe wheel is decidedly for the weal of the nation. The Republican Trinity. New York Commercial Advertiser. Three things whloh belong together American capital, American industry, American protection. DEATHS HEEE AND ELSEWHERE. Charles Harrlion. Charles Harrison, one of the best known and molt competent newspaper men In Western Pennsylvania, died at the Qood Samaritan Hos pital In Cincinnati at 4 o'clock on Saturday after noon. The deceased was a delightful gentleman. He was highly educated and he bad all the rare qualities that command respect and merit affec tionate esteem. Charles Harrison was born In New York City in 1844. He was educated for the law. He was admitted to the bar at an early acre and practiced his professlou for several years, lie attained considerable distinction and was engaged In many cases that attracted general attention. Some 15 years ago he lost bis hearing and was lorced to abandon tbe law. In 1880 lie came to Pittsburg and engaxed In newspaper work, and his special articles attracted attention. Five years ago he connectet himself with the Oil City Derrick and three years ago he was assigned to tbe Toledo Commercial as editor in chief. He held that posi tion until bis death. About a year ago his health failed. Last May he went to California, but re turned from there without noticeable improve ment. Five weeks ago he went to Gate Springs, in East Tennessee. His southern trip did not benefit him, and on last Thursday he started for his home In this city. On his way home be became ex hausted and was taken from the train to tbe hos pital at Cincinnati. His wife was notified. She arrived at the hospital Saturday morning. Her husband was conscious and recognized her, out she had only been with him a short time when he died. Tbe widow, with the remains of her husband, ar rived lu Pittsburg last night. The ead editor will be burled on Tuesday from bis late home, Nn. 130 Washington street. He has a brother living in New York. He bad no children. Ttaron Joseph A Hubner, Diplomatist, Baron Joseph Alexander Hubner, tbe well known Austrian diplomatist. Is dead. Baron Hub ner was born In 1811 In Vienna. He was appointed Charge d' Affaires at Lelpslo In 1844 and was shortly afterward Consul General of Austria. During the troubles of 1848 Baron Hubner was Intrusted with the conduct or the Archduke Regnler's correspond ence as the Viceroy or Lombardy, and when the populace got the upper hand he was detained at Mllau as a hostage, but was soon exchanged. In 1856 he signed tbe treaty of Paris, having during the Crimean war been Instrumental, it is supposed, in preventing his sovereign from taking part with Russia and in Insuring his neutrality. Baron Hub ner was recalled from Paris In 1889, and after being employed In several delicate diplomatic missions, especially at Naples and Rome, he was recalled from the latter city In August, 1889, in order to en ter, as Minister of Police, tne new Cabinet which had Just been formed In Vienna. In January, 1868, be was-agaln placed at tbe head of the Austrian Embassy In Rome, and In October, 1887, he was in trusted with tbe conduct of the necotlatlon with Rome in reference to the repudiation of the Con cordat. He Was toon anerward recalled. Obituary Notes. Associate Justice Bigbee. of the Cherokee Supreme Court, died yesterday. He was ap pointed a year ago. Dr. Samuel E. Fetzib, the oldest physlcianlat hanoy Plane, Pa., was found dead In Ms room teraay. tie was aooui so years oia. Wabd T. Fbistoe, of the Columbian TJnl- ltr. died Saturday1. a?ed 62 veari. He was a duato of the Virginia Military Institute. BS. Fxizahitb Hxatox died at 9:30 P, IT. Sat- ay nlcbt. She Is the wife or tbe late Captain o ileaion, or Baiem. iter age was 83 years. kt Faithtdl Gabet. ex-Associate Judge of Supreme bench, of Baltimore City, died Frl dayWght of nervous prostration. He was born in Baltfcore in 1821. Coftiou. John C. Lowe died suddenly at bis homeAfu Dayton. Saturday evening, aged 75 years. GenerG P. Thurston, of Nashville, Is a step-solLnd the wlfeof Hon. George W. Honk, Coarrufc'rc from this tlitrlet, is nKB-daugawr, PECULIAR OBSTRUCTION. The loaders of the House Filibustering Against Their Own Followers Republi cans Going; to Make a Strong Effort to Cut Out Some Southern States. tronnxsroxnEiccx or the dispatch. WASHiaoTOJr, July 3L The present episode stands by itself in legislative history. Never before have tbe leaders of tbe House been compelled to filibuster n order to defeat those whom tbey lead. Rut it has been long painfully evident tbat the Democratic ma jority or the present House are without leaders. They have gentlemen, some able, some amiable and some neither tbe one nor tbe other, at tbe head of tho various great committees of the House occupying tbe posi tions fi'.led in former Congresses by men who actually led in the debates and the acts of that body. But the gentlemen who oc cupv these places at this time seem to bo utterly unable to control tbe action of tbe members of their own party, and are, there tore, in no true sense to be termed leaders. The plain truth is that the Democratic ma lority In the House has hardly a first-class man on the floor. They have a good many talkers, but neither orators nor debaters. They have a good many men who are capable of excellent work in the oommltteo room, but who are unable to hold up thoir own as against suoh men as Reed) and Bur rows. The result of all of this, of course, has been that the Democratic majority has floundered about in the sea of legislation much after the aimless fashion of a ship at sea without a rudder. After Soma Soalhern States. The managers of the Republican national campaign propose to make an earnest and intelligent effort to carry tho electoral votes of certain or the Southern States. Ever since 1S76 It bas been one of the cherished dreams of the Republican managers in the national campaigns to break up the solid South. Every effort made in that direction so far has proved unavailing. There was a time when It was hoped that Virginia had swung permanently away from her Demo cratic moorings; but owing to causes not necessary here to enter upon, Virginia re mained wedded to her Democratic Idols. Now, however, the situation is more hopeful than at any time since the solid South bo came a political fact. The rise of tbe Third party through the Farmers' Alliance has done much to break down party linos throughout certain South ern States and may result in tbe loss or the electoral votes of some of them to the Democratlo party, which heretofore, at tne Presiaental elections, has been enabled, in political figuring, to begin with every vote from that section as absolutely certain. Several of theso Southern States have become very close in Presldental years, but none of them so far has come entirely over to the Republican party. West Virginia only gave her electoral vote at the hue eleotlon to Mr. Cleveland by BOO or COO plmallty. Old Virginia only gave a Demo cratic plurality of a few thousands. States That Were Once Certain. North Carolina, Alabama and Tennessee are States that under any otber condition of affairs than tbat existing in tbe South or late years would be certain to vote against the party which believes the system of pro tection to American industries to be a crime. These five States have been held in line in the Democratic party by the chimera of negro domination. This always was, and is now, a political impossibility. But the prejudices of the whites against the blacks have been so successfully worked on the one band, and the sympatnles or the white voters or these States with tbe whites of those States in whlcb the colored population is In the numerical superiority on tbe other, that no appeal to reason, common sense, or self-interest has in any previous election been able to make them break awavfrom the Demociatlo party. The adherents of the Third party In those States at a whole see and proclaim the folly of this cry of negro supremacy. They do not, therefore, propose to have tbeir votes directed by tnis political bug-a-boo any longer. Tbey are putting independent State tickets in tbe flelu and nominating Tblrd party presldental electors. In some of these States the Republicans will run a complete State ticket and their own electors, while In others they may support the candidates of the Third paity. In North Carolina it is probable that tho ReDubllcans will support their own Presldental electors and the Third paity State ticket. Under these circum stances if a free vote and a fair count can be bad tbe electoral colleges of one or more and possibly or five or these States should be arrayed against tbe Democratic candi dates and some of them be favorable to the Republican candidates. Something to Think About. In other words while tho Democratic party is endeavoring to carry certain West ern States out of the Republican column no matter where, so long as they get them out of the Republican column the Republican managers propose to give them something to think about and to do in the States which have heretofore formed tbeir stronghold. For these reasons a great deal will be said by the Democrats during the campaign, particularly in the States mentioned, of the so-called force bliL Every effort will be made to rouse dying racepiejudlces and pre serve the States to tho Democratic party by means of tbe strict drawing of the oolor line. Rut it is not too much to expect that enough whites In those States would refuse to be mislead by this false crv to give a different complexion to the political affairs ol tbat section. Every sensible man in the South know tbat tbat bill if it had become a law would not have worked to the injury of the white people of the South nor in anyway have taken tbe control or their own affairs out of their own bands. Nevertheless, every Democratic orator and writer throughout tbo entire soutu will howl and scilbble against the force bill and the terrific dangeis with which it threatens tbe beloved Southland, not because tbey believe any thing they say or write on the subject, but because tbey will proceed on tbe idea that it will prove "a good enough Morgan until after election." Busk Not in tbe Line of Succession. Most of your readers, perhaps, are of the opinion that the Secretary of Agilculture is in tbe line of succession to tbe Piesidency in the event that there should be a vacancy in tbe offices of both President and Vice President. Suoh, however, is not the case. At tbe time the present law regulating the succession was passed, in Jauuary. 1SSS, the head of tbe Agricultuial Department was not a Cabinet officer and was not included In tbe list. When tbe act was passed giving the head of the Agricultural Department the title of Secretary and making him a Cabinet officer nothing was said concerning the succession, nor was anything done in regard to it by tbe last Congress. Eaily In tbis session of Congress a bill as intro duced into the House by Mr. Hatch, of Mis souri. Chairman of the Committee on Agri culture, adding the Secretary of Agriculture to the list of Cabinet officers, who are to succeed to the Presidency in certain events. Tills bill passed botb Houses or Congress and went to tbe President. There It was discovered that by a singular oversight nothing was said in the body or the bill as to what particular act the bill was Intended to amend. It was, therefore, recalled by a resolution. Even here a blunder was made because the resolution adopted by the House recalling the bill was simply a House resolu tion, when It should have been a concurrent resolution of both Houses. The bill was finally returned to tbe House early lasfMay and was immediately referred to the Com mittee on tbe Judioiary, where it has since remained. And this Is why Uncle Jerry is not in the line of succession. A SEBPENT IN THE SET. The Remarkable Narrative of a Sea-Going New York Pilot New York, July 3L The pilot of tbe steamer Trlnacrla, Mr. Sullivan, of pilotboat No. 10, says that on Monday, July 25, at 7 P. M., in latitude 41.23, longitude 63, a sudden shock or vibration lesembling an earth quake was felt. It appeared to approach from the northwest. At -the same time he saw a distinct streak ot light from zenith to hotizon resembling the coil or a serpent, with a distinct seipent head, whloh lasted for an hour. There was no commotion of the sea, but a peculiar vibration. Captain Thompson, of tbe Trlnacrla, re- fiorts that he saw the same peculiar cloud or Ight lormatlon, but did not notice anything resembling the earthquake shock. He was about 60 miles distant from the pilotboat at the time. His barometer fell fioru 29.39 to 29.29, and quickly rose when the cloud dis appeared. There were heavy tide rips all around the ship. .,'., Needs a Radical Cure. New York Press.: Candidate Cleveland proposes, it is said, to "modify" the tariff plank in the 'Demo cratic platform. That plank needs some thing of the kind. It should be "modified" with a club If Mr Cleveland wants to poll any vukjs in tne great manuiaciurcng.Dwies UfiOTIDMa Una KABBUOX'S IXFS0T2XEKT. Thanks to the Mountain Air, She Is Get ting Better Every Day. Sabajtao Lake, July SL The past week has been rather a quiet one at Loon Lake, where Mrs. Harrison Is staying. The report tbat Mrs. Harrison had quick consumption and was dying was absolutely without foun dation. Mrs. Harrison has improved won derfully sinbe her coming to tbe Adlron dacks. so much so, indeed, that bernhysi eian did not worry upon leaving her for several day during the week and making a visit to Washington. When Mrs. Harrison first came to Loon Lake she was carried from the carriage to the cottage in the arms of her husband. She was then very weak and all was sadness for several days. Tho President walked about tbe cottage for hours at a time, apparently In a dejected mood. As soon, however, as Mrs. Harrison begun to show signs of improvement, there was a marked change In the manner or the President, and he lauzbed and talked freely to all who approached him. ' Mrs. Harrison still takes her meals in tho cottage, while Lieutenant and Mrs. Parker and Mrs. Dunnick eat in a private dining room or the hotel. When tbe party first came to Loon Lake they were seated at a small table about In the center or the gen eral dining room. AH went well and every body was satisfied until several persons "who wanted to see the Preslaent" came along, and gazed with tbe greatest curiosity and wonder upon the Chief Executive. They were so bold and offensive In their manner that Mr. Harrison requested to be given a private dining room, that tbe dem onstration might not be repeated, for, as be said, "he did not think he should be treated as a dime museum Irenk, for be came to the mountains the same as any ordinary guest." The Improvement in Mrs. Harrison's con dition has been marked, and as eaoh day passes she approaches nearer the goal of good health. WHEELMEN AND COWBOYS Will He Interesting -Vnr.'ollons of Knights Templar Week In Denver. Deisveh. July 31. As the time for the great Knights Templar conclave approaches the different committees of tho local Templars are hard at work completing the details of the reception and entertainment of their visiting brethren. On August 10 the differ ent bicycle clubs or the city will giye a parade, in which many wheelmen from tho surrounding towns will participate. It is estimated that 2,000 wheels will be in line, and many ladies will add beauty to tbe pro cession by taking part in it. Prizes wilt be given for the finest decorated wheels, and also for the most fantastic and weird make ups. , Beginning August 4 and contlnning through the concl.ive week the National Cowboy Tournament, in conjunction with Dr. W. F. Carver's Wild West show, will give peiformances daily at River Front park; A band of 50 Indians from Jicarilla reservation will lend realty to the scene. Among the Indians are Camilo, the oldest Indian in America, and the famous chiefs, Garfield and Vincent. LEVY CHALLENGED BY BE M0EES. An Outcome of the Coroners Efforts In Baking TJp the Marquis Becord. New York, July 31 Since the Marquis de Mores killed Captain Mayer in a duel, tbe prominent Hebrews of New York have been investigating the Marquis past record. On the day the news of Captain Mayer's death reached the country. Coroner Levy met several of the leading Hebrews of this city and a conference was held. Arrangements weie made to collect evidence against the Marquis de Mores to present when his trial comes up in France. Coroner Levy.in his indlgnation.oxpressed himself as indorsing Captain Mayer's cour age in challenging De Mores, and said that he would have done the same thing himself. This interview was widely copied, and Coioner Levy has received many letters from Hebrews throughout the United States commending what he had said, and offering flnanoial aid in prosecuting De Mores. A few days ago, however. Coroner Levy re ceived a letter signed "Laurencello de Mores," challenging him to meet the writer. A OBEAT SNAKE MOUND. The Peabody Museum Slakes a Singular Discovery In an Ohio Township. Lkbaxox, O., July 31 A very important archaeological discovery bas been made in Hamilton township. It has been known for a long time tbat there were evidences or Mound Builders' monuments ,on tbe old Stubbs farm, but from the peculiar location and varied character of the fields they were not Identified nntli Dr. S. S. Scoville discov ered tbat they were parts or a single earth work, a Berpeat mound. Prof. Putnam, of tbe Peabody Museum, has verified the dis covery, and pronounces It one of the great est of American antiquities. Mr. Metz, or the Peabody Museum and World's exposition, has surveyed it, and with Pror. Putnam is making explorations in It. - The snake is about 1,900 feet long and about ten feet through. The'lamous Adams winntv aernent is much smaller, and was "supposed to be the only one in existence. A ne new nnu is sown uuiica uciun a au cient, in a rich arcbieologlcal district. THIRTY HOWLING DEEVISHES. The First to Leave Their Native Land Will Show at tho World's Fair. New Yoek, July 3L One score and ten howling dervishes, sons or the Desert or Sahara, were passengers on the Anchor line Trlnacrla, which arrived from Mediter ranean ports last night. This is the first visit to the country of dervishes, being against the religious principles of the sect to which they belong to permit them to leave tbeir native land. Their presence in this country to-day is due to the activity of one of their country men well known in this city, who brings tbem here for the pnrposeof money making. By traveling five days across tbe desert they reached a British colony, and. being under tbe protection of the flag or England they were allowed to go tbeir way. They were dressed in Oriental costume last night and squatted about tbe deck of tbe rteamer in all postures. Tbey will go to the World's Fair after displaying tbeir alleged powers lu this city. LIGHTNING PE0M A CLEAB SET. It Strikes a Man, Though There Was Not a Cloud in Sight. Desveb, July SL At 6 o'clock p. m. last Sunday L Hougb, a laborer at Castle Rock, was driving a pin in the ground with a hatchet. The sky was clear, but a bolt of lightning rushed down from it and struck Hongb. Tbe top was taken off his hat and consumed, and tbe rim of the bat was split. His hair was singed all over his head, and upon the crown It was bnrned in the shape ola tonsure, a piece about the size of a quar ter being wholly bare. A livid mark Is left across his breast, from shoulder to shoulder, and directly above hla beart a hole was burned In his shirt. Hough did not know wbat struck him. He remained unconscious till 10 p. x , but then quite re covered his senses and is still alive. TOM HEED'S LATEST BHEAZ. He Pnts an Offensive Personality Into an Epigram and Passes It for Wit. New York Press.! "The Prophet and the ballot box both stuffed that is the Democratic war cry." Ex-Speaker Tom Reed uttered tbis bon mot at Washington Friday while surrounded by a gtoup of Republican members of tbe House who were gathered about a window or the Capitol trying to catch a breath of air somewhat cooler than 100. Ten minutes afterward the saying was all over tbe big marble building, and soon it will be all over the country. "Tbe Prophet and tbe ballot box both stuffed" is a sentenoe which will be one of the epigrams of this campaign. The More of Them, the Merrier. Boston Globe.3 If all the reports are true, Columbus was born in several places. He was also burled In several places. So it is not entirely incon sistent tbat the anniversary of his discovery should be celebrated on several dates. A SteaDenvlIle Hotel C hinges Hands. PrxTjoEirvniE, July SL Special. Last nigbt the Mossgrovo United States Hotel, of tbis city, which bas been in the hands of the Mosgrovefpmlly since 1847, passed Into new hands. J. P. IlcffTor Richmond, Ind., having purchased tbe establishment. In TJi&tT is Strength. Chicago In ter Ocea: There are no d igruntled Republicans in New York, says Depew. The same thing may be said of alljtbe country. The Repuo- lleans hayo no quirreU to ettleat the polls. CURIOUS CONDENSATIONS. The University of Berlin offers students tbeir choice of 71S lectures. The manitee, once numerous in Cali fornia, is now regarded as extinct. Bombay has a population of 821,760, and Calcutta with its two immediate suburbs a population of 741,140. Snakes are so numerous in Atchison, Kan., that they crawl into the houses and play with the children. Quill pens were first nsed A. D. 553; steel pens were invented bv Wise, or Eng land, U03, and improved by Gillott 1822. The fourth verse of the twentieth chap ter of Revelations contains more words than any other verae in the New Testament 83. Artesian wells were known at Thebes as long ago as the time of Timerion, 2,000 years before the beginning of the Christian era. The Puget Sound oysters are the largest known, being sometimes two feet across and weighing, Inclusive of the shell, as much at 60 poundH. a Though the next total solar eclipse dcet not take place until April 15, 1893. astrono mers are already astir making plans for ob serving it. A dwarf residing at Shigaken, Osaka, isSSyearsoIdandbut 17 inches high. Ho is well educated and earns a livelihood by teaching penmanship. The total acreage of Scotland is 18,. 916.634. Of this comparatively small landed area ono nobleman owns 1,3:6,000 acres and IiIj wife 149.879 acres more. Extraordinary prices were paid at the) sale or the Comtesse d'Yvon's collections in Paris last month. A piece of tapestry after Wuttcau realized $25,200. The condor soars higher than any other bird, spending nine-tenths of its time float ing in the rarified atmosphere at a distance of three miles above sea level. Alhozen, an Arabian born in the year 1000 A D., first taught the present theory of vlson, and explained why we see but one picture of an object with our two eyes. Pro Douglass has succeeded in manu facturlng miniature cyclones and tornadoes by means of electricltv, thus proving the electrical character of the "prairie terrors." In 1774, Maskelyne, the Astronomer Royal orEngland.first calculated the weight or the earth. The writfht, as estimated la an encyclopedia is ,000,CKX),000,OOO.OCO,000.000 tons. John ilcDarby, of Salmon Falls, Mass., has double teeth all around, and a stomach which doesn't rebel when he obews and swallows glass, stones and other indlgesti bles. The evidence obtained from the three enumerations of 1372, 1881 and 1892 tends to show tbat the bill and forest tribes of India are gradually being incorporated Into Hin duism. There are still over 8,000 widows of veterans or the war of 1812 on the rolls, not-, withstanding the lapse of nearly three gen erations since the close of tbat interesting struggle. The United States manufactures 65,000 hats every day, while England manufactures about 40,000. Tbe largest hat manufactory in the world is the Brussels, which turns out 10,000 bats a day. It is predicted that in the course of time Northern Thibet will become a second California, perhaps even richer than tha first In precious metals lying in the soil over the vast surface or the desert land. African travelers tell us that the white rhinoceros frequently dies from eating poisonous plants which have no effect on. the black one, probably because tbe flno scent of the latter tell3 hlra it is dangerous. Sometimes a porsupine will remain in a hemlock tree a week at a time, hugging close to the trunk at night and feeding dur ing the day. This curious little beast Is tba only known living thing that eat the foli age of the hemlock. The soldering of aluminum, which has long been a difficult problem, has been re cently solved. By sprinkling the surface to be soldered with chloride of silver, and melting down, the soldering is effected sim ply and satisfactorily. The ancient Egyptians believed that. Iron was the bone or Typbon, the enemy of! Osiris, and lor this reason it was considered ' Impure. Nou one conld make use oflt eveuT forthe most ordinary requirements of Hfei without polluting his soul. The finest grades of razors are so delk cato that tbe famous Damascussword blades cannot equal them In texture. It Is not gen-' eraliy known tbat the grain of a Swedish razor is so sensitive tbat tbe general direc tion is cbanged after a sbort service. Lackharaba J, India, is the latest scene) of a school teacher's bravery. The young woman in question was attaoked by a lion, but managed to keep tbe animal at bay with, that peculiarly feminine weapon a com mon broom until assistance arrived. After the Salina county (Kan.) cyclons a grocer missed a washing machine which was standing on the pavement Jnst before the storm. It was picked up tbe otber day on the open prairie, several miles front Salina, in a perfect state of preservation. It appears that a colored or dark pig, ment in the olfactory regions Is essential to perfeot smell. In cases where animals are pure white they are usually totally devoid of both smell and taste: and some, the white cat for an Instance, are almost invariably deaf. . In making railroad tunnels, cuts, etc., and in sinking wells and pits in Nevada, Utah and Arizona, salt strata are often struck at varying depths, sometimes as much as a hundred yards beneath the sur face. Hundreds or fish, perfectly preserved, are fonnd In blocks of this pure rock salt. The gold diggers of Thibet, most of whom are Chinese, make air do the work of water. That is to say, they use the same process by which farmers used to winnow their grain Defore fanning mills were in vented. They lift the baskets containing earth and gold to an elevation and then slowly empty the contents to the ground. In the Japanese capital there is a gigan tic image of a woman made or wood. Iron and plaster. Tne time or Its erection and. the name of its designer are in dispute, but it is known to have been dedicated to Hach iman, the god of war. In height It measures 54 feet, tbe head alone, which is reached by a winding stairway in tbe interior of the. figure, being capable of holding a company of 20 persons. SC3IMEB SILHOUETTES. Young cucumbers, Crisp and green, Willie slumbers. Aged 13. , Kansas City Journal, Ob, blister weather, ere you're lost, In that kind which Is not. Pray tell ns wiib your latest breath Where did you get tbat hot? Detroit Free Press, Nellie Summergirl We've been engaged? over a week. George, dear! Don't you think vr3 ought to break it?' George Indemand Break the engagement) Whyt love, are you tired of me so soon? "N-no: but don't you think I ought to give the otber girls some c nance at too. seeing you're tba only wan here?" Boston Seics. In the suburbs. "Hark! I hear a lawn mower at work on your lawn, don't I, Mrs. Bran son?" 'No. ma'am, you do not. Tbat is dear little) Willie playing with bis new rattle. ' ' Chicago ieie, A good many people are puzzled just now, And their brains are set In a whirl. For they really want to know, you know, "Whence comes the snmmer girl?" In answer to those who do not know I would simply briefly state. That the now snmmer girl, Jnst a month ago. Was a "sweet girl graduate." Brooklin Eaglt, Alice "What broke off the match between Grace and Fred? Jennie Silly thing, tbe got mad because he gave her,aeopy of vangellne" lnsfead of a pair of suspenders for her birthday gift. Chicago Inter Ocean. "Do you like yatching?" "No." replied the girl with a limited wardrobe, "I am not accostumed to It." ' Somerset Sews, The weather has been so unlucky That to stand it a man most be plucky. For the heat, so they state. Brought discomfort so great. That they even want rain In Kentncry. Washington Star, "Waggles The mosquito reminds me of a profetiloaal sinner. Jsggles-How that? Waggles When It baa got through It Mactt-- prescnu its oiu. aev iqtk evening so, ...li . T f 3rJ 'ij&r - - J- f ' T J Hf3Sfe -- i - v'(-"t '&ik?&s&l' '& Jt : Lk'4dJr ' -- 3& ' Jk