r ! 4 I THE PITTSBTJRG- DISPATCH. SATUBDAT. , JULY 80, ,189a t o THE PIONEER IN PETROLEUM. A remarkable article from the pen of tho late L. E. STOFIEL TO-IRKOFS DISPATCH. It proves that S. M. Kler, not E. L. Drake, is entitled to the honor. OTHER STRONG FEATURES ARE: TOLSTOI'S COUXTESS. Carpenter describes his visit to the home of the odd old genius. CAMPAIGN EXPEXSES. Crawford tells how money is spent in the national campaigns. THE KAISER'S 1YIXES. A peep into the Emperor's cellar and how an American manages it. BETTIXG OX HORSES. Pittsburg Phil and other snccessfnl sports tell how to win. TVS FKO.II .11. O.UAD. A chapter of Bowser's troubles and other numerous sketches. AX OmXG IX CAXAIA. Experience of a party of Pittsburg ladles in crossing the border. A SEW PIECE OF MUSIC Composed by the popular Stephen Massett; words by Clay M. Groon. A PAGE FOR 1VOMEX. Complete department of Summer Resort Xews and Gos-lp. LEAIIXG SPORTIXG PAPER. All the news by cable, by tolegraph and locally. 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Watson's original assertion that mem bers of the House have been actually seen under the influence of the jolly god was unkind and unprecedented. It is an evi dence of the way things are being revolu tionized in the South, that such a state ment should be regarded by a Southern member as an impeachment of statesman ship. On the other hand General Wheeler's impassioned denial is evidently based on the logic of breaking a quorum which is present in body but absent in theory. Thcic is no record of it As the minutes of the House or the Congressional Record much as it might enliven that solemn publication to do so do not state that the Hon. Wayback addressed the House under the influence of a three quarters jag, it is obviously unparlia mentary to say such things. But whj Mr. Watson should meet this question of order on his publication is something impossible of explanation ex cept by the heat. Indeed, we will have to us that charitable excuse to cover a mul titude of Congressional sins and let it go at that. SATIETY OR SPEED. The City of Paris, soon to become a part of the American merchant marine by grace of special privileges, recently knocked off thirty-one minutes from the transatlantic record, and holds the broom once more as the champion flyer of the seas. The feat is duly noted in all the papers, and great credit is given to the steamer for beating the record. But some o'tlier features of the same policy of record beating do not gain the same atten tion. A short time before the City of Paris lowered the record, the City of Chicago, though not attempting to beat the record, in pursuit of the .-ame object of getting there in the shortest possible time, ran her nose against Hie rocks of Kinsale Head, Ireland. If the saving of a few hours had not been deemed the object of prime importance, she could have given that dangerous coast a wide berth, her captain would not now be under sen tence of nine months' suspension, her passengers would not have had the hazards of a climb up the rocks, and the vessel and' cargo would not have been a complete loss. Another case. Half an hour before tho City of Paris came into porton herrecord brcaking trip, the crew of another vessel arrived. They did not get in on their own ship, as that had been cut in two by another ocean steamer running at full speed through the fog. The crew of the wrecked vessel were rescued; but if the Eteamer had encountered a vessel of her own weight, neither of them could have resisted the shock. The juxtaposition of these maritime events makes it pertinent to inquire whether it is not time to make the safety of ocean travel as important a matter in the public estimation as mere speed. SENATOR CARLISLE'S ATTEMPT. The Democratic platform pledges the party to free trade. But it seldom attempts to make a show of logical reasoning in de fense of its disregard for American pros perity. There is, however, one member of the party on whoscargumentative abil ity it prides itself, and he yesterday made an effort to put forth some special plead ing m seeking to combat Senator Aldrich's report conclusively demonstrating the ad vantages of a protective policy. Senator CarlislHjsaid little that was new and noth ing thaiVciirries with it logical force. He chose two groups of 15 industries each to suit his own purposes, the one be ing described as protected industries and the other as unprotected, and from these he proceeded to draw such conclusions as he could wrest by force of twisting figures to the apparent advantage of his cause. The composition of the groups themselves discloses a power of discrimination which is highly effective in the production of fallacious arguments. As for the imposing array of dollars which the counsel lor the defense states that the McKinley act has paid direct to the Welsh manufacturers these sink into insignificance when it is remembered that, thanks to the thriving industry estab lished in this country, the amount of im portations is so constantly and rapidly de-' creasing as to cause the wholesale trans ference of plants from Wales to America. This being the champion logician of the Democratic forces, and these the most meritorious arguments he can set forth, of a truth there is no wonder that the Democratic party seldom attempts con sistency or reasoning on behalf of its platform. The more the subject is discussed, the clearer it becomes that protection is im pregnable and the more certain is its successatthe forthcomingeleclion. Take no groups or individual industries, but let it be remembered that each trade is dependent on another and everyone de pendent on the whole and it becomes evi dent to what an extent American pros perity is due to the fostering of American industries. A SENATORIAL SKIT. Our esteemed cotemporary the New Tork Sun has discovered in the history of political campaigns an unwritten pre cedent to the effect that the National Chairman of a party, Who conducts the campaign to victory shall be elected to the next vacancy in the Senate from his State. In view of the fact that the next Pennsyl vania Legislature must elect a Senator to succeed Matthew Stanley Quay, the Sun perceives, under the important provisos, that if Mr. Harrity's party wins the national election, and if enough Republi cans vote with Democrats in Pennsyl vania to give them a majority in the next Legislature William F. Jlarrity will bo come the man of destiny for a "term in the United States Senate. If the sky falls a good many others than Harrity will be able to catch larks, There may be those who might turn up the nose of criticism at Harrity's qualifications, bnt when we compare his political characteristics with those of exist ing Senators, we will see that he has the qualities so often referred to as prac tical. He may not have so heavy a barrel as Brice, but he is as versed in the busi ness of setting up conventions as Quay, Gorman, Hill, and others of the sort. He has the same tenacity in holding on to a high-salaried office that has given fame to a Senatorial representative of the Empire State. Consequently in these days when breadth of knowledge and ability in ques tions of public policy are not regarded as at all necessary for United States Sen ators, there is no reason so far as the per sonal question is concerned why Wm. F. Harrity should not succeed Matthew S. Quay. Nevertheless the honor which the Sun tenders to the National Chairman is of that barren character which is even worse than a Grecian gift. The position of the Secretary of the Commonwealth is many times more lucrative than anything that he can realize out of this tender of the Senatorship. Pennsylvania is not in the habit of electing Democratic Legislatures in Presidental years. Nothing would be less likely to attract Independent Repub lican votes than the reward of seeing Harrity go to the Senate and if the firma ment should tumble there are other Democrats who might be deemed more eligible to the Senate than the able wire puller of Philadelphia. No, esteemed Sun. This ray from your columns will not even dazzle the eyes of Horrity. He may expect much from Democratic success. There be well salaried consulates, and the position held by Headsmen Stevenson and Clarksonis supposed to be congenial to the stalwart politician. But Harrity is too well ac quainted with Pennsylvania to suppose that he will get a United States Senator- ship, .a ot this year or any other year. TARIFF HISTORY. In an editorial paragraph the New Tork World notes the fact that, according to the report of the Commissioner of Internal Revenue, between $7,000,000 and $8,000, 000 was expended in sugar bounties last year. Tiiis moves the World to say: "The Republican party has a patent on this method of cheapening sugar." As usual, when the esteemed World gets upon the tariff issue, it is shallow, with the addition in this case of absolute incor rectness. The Republican party has not a patent in the sense of having origin ated the idea on this method of cheapen ing sugar. Tne same policy has been used by European governments, notably in Germany, with great success. As to the obvious Intimation that "this method of cheapening sugar" increases its cost to the public, a few figures are pertinent. The framers of the tariff law found sugar paying duties ranging from 1.4c per pound lo 3a The average rate oh the raw sugar, levied as protection to the sugar planting intercsis, was about 2c per pound. As nearly nine-tenths of the sugar consumed in this country was im ported, this duty was added to the cost of the article with the result that the people paid $60,000,000 annually on account of the duty. The purpose be ing to reduce reventre this tax was taken off, the bounty retained as protection to the planters, and when the sum paid in bounties is subtracted the cost of sugar to the people is cheapened thereby to the net total of from $53,000,000 to $54,000,000. In addition it is instructive to compare this result with the formulated Democratic policy. There was a certain bill called the Mills bill; and that deliberate state ment of what the Democracy would do proposed to maintain a duty on raw sugar,' which would have extracted $48,000,000 annually from the people. Comparing the two measures therefore we find that the Republican policy leaves the people $39,000,000 to $40,000,000 better off than if the Democratic policy had prevailed sim ply in the matter of raw sugars. The difference is even greater if the comparison includes the duties on refined sugars. Subsequent events have justified TnE Dispatch's contention at the time that the yi cent duty on refined sugar was unnecessary, But it is always pertinent to remember that this i cent duty is less than half the margin of pro tection which the Democratic tariff meas ure proposed to accord to its friends of the Sugar Trust. WATER SHORTAGE IN HOT WEATHER. The hot weather brings out into addi tional importance the reports of a failure of water supply in other cities. A city without water under a ninety-degree sun is not an attractive locality, as Pittsburg may remember fromher experience of ten years ago. The cities that have been suffering that way "during the past torrid week may have a more vivid recollection of the experience; but the absolute un desirability of a water shortage in the dog-days was fully demonstrated long ago. Lately Chicago and Philadelphia have been the sufferers. From Chicago we hear of whole sections of the city where during the fierce heats of the past six days the water supply was an utter failure. In Philadelphia by such measures of economy as abstaining from baths and ab juring the sometimes impertinent, but always cooling lawn hose the legal fiction of a water supply was maintained. Chicago water by recent accounts may not be very at tractive, and an unbathed Philadelphlan in hot weather may still remain an estima ble individual. Nevertheless, Chicago water turns out to be far better than no water at all, while the spectacle of a cltl- zen of Philadelphia obliged to stint his ablutions needs no .enlargement to make it an exponent of the tragedy of water shortage. Pittsburg has escaped the plague of water famine with rare good fortune since the days ten years past when break-downs were the common manifestations of the big pumps at Negley's run. But it is not well to count too confidently on this happy immunity being perpetual. At present, during hot weather, the utmost capacity of the pumping works is required to keep up with the consumption. An Increase in consumption or a break-down in the pumping capacity may produce among us the hardships and privations of an insuffi cient water supply. This is one of the things that Pittsburg has got to provide in the near future. It will not be many years before we must re adjust demand and supply, either by an enforced economy among the largo con sumers or by seeking a new and enlarged supply. HANDY IN HOT WEATHER. During the struggle over the World's Fair appropriation there has been room for the wonder why the Irresistible per suasive powers of Major Moses P. Handy, of the Bureau of Publicity and Promotion were left idle. It seemed that that elo quence, and the art of approaching a man by captivating his palate, which made a conquest of Europe, ought to be able to bring a recalcitrant Congress to terms. From an editorial paragraph in the Washington Post we gather that Major Handy has not been idle the while. But as all signs fail in dry times, so we are imnclled to the conclusion that the Major's powers of captivation wither up during the hot spell. The Con gressional appetite may be fickle; the Congressional digestion even weak and irritable, and the Congressional faculty of assimilating the Major's after-dinner wit probably dull and unappreciative. In the fierce rays of the sun and the adverse in fluences of the dogstar we may find an ex planation of the reason why the obstruc tionist legislators rebel and refuse to give up that 5,000,000 to the Major's seductive eloquence. The moral of this experience is obvious. A century from now, when the fifth cen tenary of Columbus' discovery is cele brated, Major Handy who will probably be as lively and irresistible then as now must be brought to bear and the appropri ation asked in the winter season when the Congressional digestion is able to as similate him and his dinners. It is reported, and again denied, that cholera has reached Vera Cruz. This would bring the matter nearer home than hitherto, and would he very serious Inasmuch as the sanitary conditions of Mexico are snch as to Insure the disease a stronghold If It once makes entrance, and a land border Is a Rood deal harder to quarantine than the seaport entrances to this country. Cokbett has been invited to attend one of the churches at Asbury Park, and there Is likely to be a good collection If he ac cepts. A JOCKEY betting against his own sac cess, or a horse owner laying odds against his own property, Is looked at w 1th some thing more than suspicion, and the same thing applies to a Republican Senator who wagers that the Democrats will carry Mon tana. . The House had another turn yesterday at the personalities of which it is so fond and of which the nation Is so tired. Hejtry Watteesok is so able with his pen that he will not feel his temporary loss of the powers of speech by tonsilitis as many men would. Moreover Henry has not been saying quite so much since the nomina tion of Cleveland as he did before. Osce Congress is heated out of Washing ton there is reason to hope for some relaxa tion of the solar wrath. Fun combines an coal trusts do not ex cite much indignation at this season, bnt just wait and see what the public has to say abonf them when It full realizes their beneficence in the winter. Cooler evenings cannot be long delayed now that the minstrels are coming to town. Pittsburg's ball team has net by any means made tho best of its opportunities. There are 12 teams In tho League and it has only sunk to tenth place as yet. A day without an oil can tragedy would be an agreeable variety. Showers were foreshadowed yesterday afternoon by the weather bureau, but the piophecy of a young deluge would have been more to tho point. Indian Lind Trespassers Warned. WA6HiKaT03', 3 ulv'29. Secretary Noble to day Issued a public notice warning all por sons now on the Colvllle Indian reservation, in the State of Washington, without express authority, to leave the same without delay. It is said that, anticipating nn early opening ot tho surplus lands ot Colvllle reservation, large numbers of trespassers have already entered the reservation .and others are pre- enring to do so, and hence this notice. It is elieved that if lound necessary these tres passers will be removed by the military. TnE Kaiser's wine cellar and how an .American manages It, la THK DISPATCH to-morrow. A LOOK AROUND. It is not'safe jnst now to assume that a man has been at Atlantlo City or some other sea sido resort Just because he is browned by the snn or has the skin peellntT off his nose. Ordinarily that 'sort of guess will go, but at this time there are so many men about who were soldiers in camp at Home stead last week that there is rooiri- for a mis take. The officers ot tho Eighteenth talk in glowing adjectives of the good, soldierly condnct of their men and of tho ordeily manner In which they behaved. The Home stead camp was a severe test on the nerve and morale of tho men, probably the se verest the Eighteenth has had, and that it bore itseirso well is a matter of congratula tion to the officers and men, and to the com munity as well. For an assortment of weather extremes, the past two months leem to deserve the medal, and yet the undaunted -Hicks In the last issue of his paper talks cheerfully of an aggregation of storm periods all through August. There is one thing to be said about An drew Carnegie's concerns which is at present germane. He employs more workmon and pays out mote wasres than probably any man in the world. It is said that tho total pay roll of his various works amounts to about $13,000,000 a year. Krupp, tho gun-maker of Esson, Is not in It with Carnegie. No greater argument in favor of sup pression of blatant Anarchists who talk in public can be afforded than the'issue of the Fi elicit in which Johann Most the coward who hid from the police under a bod not long ago glories in the attack on Mr. II. C. Prick, and laments the failure of Berkman to kill him outright. Hew York, even more than Pennsylvania, Is endangered by the existence of'such blots upon the human race. It is safe to assume that when the Legislature of Pennsylvania meets next winter, measures for the suppression or regulation of Anarchist literature and utter ances will be introduced. New York shonld see to It that something is dono in tho same direction. The new postoffioe building is a -handv plnce to run lntc when a rain comes np as suddenly as did that of yesterday, and being there it was natural to say to that most amiable of official, the Postmaster: "How much business doyou do here In a day!" "I will get the figures for you," said he. He pushed a button and the chief of the "Divi sion of Distribution and Dispatch of Mulls" did the rest. Said that gentleman: "On week days we manage to handle 144.440 letters; in cluding Sunday, when tho mall is light, we handle 128,990. This in done by twenty-six men. In addition to this we distribute daily 50,535 pnpors, including Sunday, with eigh teen clerks. Last year we dlst'-tbuted 47, 083.2S0 letters and made only 3,978 errors, or one to every 11,836; besides we handled 18, 444 150 papers with Dut 601 errors." These are big Azures and hard togetthiough one's head, bnt it means that if PittsDurg has a population of 20,000 this would give each in habitant almost fonr letters a week, more than two papers, and yet it is all done by 41 employes. That is not bad work. "The new street acts are extremely satis factory in their workings," remarked City Solicitor Moreland yesterday. "We have found viewers anxious to protect the city and give it Justice. The cost, considering everything, has not been gieatly enhanced to the city and theie is a feeling of security to taxpayers and to the city itself which is well worth this slight additional expense." Ernest ACHESOir, of Washington, was in the city yesterday. He is not at all alarmed because of the independent Greene county nomination against him. He is a splendid organizer and a shrewd general politician, and the chances in favor of his election are very bright. I AM told that there is much more confi dence felt in Washington among the Eopub lican leaders as to the probability of elect ing Harrison than there was some two or three weeks ago. Differences are being rapidly settled and unfriendly influences are being changed to active, friendly ones. Waltir. BUILDING BHLP8 OF IBOJr. " United States Is Now Able to Compete With Great Britain. Bath, Me., July 29. Arthur Sewell & Co. are preparing the plans and specifications for the first iron sailing vessel ever built in Maine. She will be a four-masted vessel, registering about 3,000 tons, 300 reet keel, 45 feet beam and 72 leet hold. Her masts will be of iron as well as the hull. The firm are putting their yard in con dition for building iron vessels as rapidly as possible, and expect to lay the keel of their first ship early in the winter. The company will buy the plates, which will De bent and molded at their yaid. llaiold Sewell says it is only a question of time when lion ves sels can be constructed as cheaply in the United States as in England, if Congress will let the navigation laws alone. The price of Iron and sieel is constantly growing less. It has cheapened the last year. The firm will continue their wooden ship building industry. Their big new ship Roanoke is to be launched on the high tides, about Angnst20, and equipped In season to make her first voyase next winter, being destined for the CalUornia and foreign trade. Captain Joseph P. Hamilton will command he?. The Result of Protection. St. Lonis Globe-Democrat. Despite the scantiness of the gold reserve in the Treasury, theie will be no scare. In the country at large there is more gold now than there ever was before. The Truth Will Come Oat. Boston Herald. 3 Mr.Keed is unanimously renominated. The report that ho was about to letlro Horn poll tics appears to have gone to Join the rumor that ducks would stop swimming. A Thorn In tho Eye. Cleveland Leader. J Silent men are usually deep plotters. That is the reason the Democrats are worrying so much about David Bennett Hill these days. PEOPLE OP PROMKENCE. Mrs. Matjd Howe Elliot, of Wash ington, has g"one abroad to study Salvation Army methods of work. Keports received at the Executive Man sion at Loon Lake, N. T., state that Mrs. Harrison continues to improve. It is announced that Miss Amy Green, daughter of the late William Giecn, of San Francisco, Cal., is shortly to be married to Sir James nome-Speiis, Bart, of London. Henry Watterson, of Louisville, is in Chicago suffering from an attack of tonsi litis. The attack is of so severe a nature that his doctor will not allow him to seo any ore. Charles Meissonier, son of the great painter, naspurohaeed the residence of his late father, on the Boulevard Malesherbes, Palis. The house will bo transformed into a Melssonicr museum. Senator Colquitt was overcome by the heat Wednesday while visiting some of the downtown departments in Washington. Should he recover sufficiently by tho last of the week ho will be removed to his home in Atlanta. The youthful Emperor of Annam is only 12 years old, and an inveterate cigarette smoker. He is a studious and serious little boy, with a lingering fondness for the childish toys that the French Government sends him for amusement. ' The Sultan of Jahore, who will soon honor this country with his regal presence, Is said to be a handsome mhn, "with an im mense amount of vanity and a consnming fondness for bedecking himself in fine clothes and brilliant Jewels. The oldest living eX-Sehatorrflhe United States is James W. Bradbury.jjjio recently celebrated his 90th birthday auAugusto, Me. Mr. Bradbary was a classmates Longfellow and Hawthorne at Bowdoiitgjpoliege, from whloh he was graduated in,K05 and sat in tho Senate with Webster;nCiarr Calhoun. I Benton and Douglas. fi - AMONG TEE FILLET I8LAHDEBS. Ic Is Now Proposed to Convert Icebergs Into a Source of Revenue. Philadelphia, July 19. The British steam ship Petunia, Captain Owen, has Just arrived here from Pilley's Island, Newfoundland, wlth'a cargo of pyrites ore, altera perilous voyage, having been imprisoned ,in the ico in the northern regions of the Bay of Notre Dame. From the description given by Cap tain Owen of the Ice bloolcado it may well be predicted that the relief steamer Kite.which has gone to the rescue of Lieutenant Peary and party, will have a rough time working her way northward through the ice and her crew may have to endure mnny hardships. Captain Owen was at his wits end to know how to get clear of the obstructions, and as no way presented Itself a gloom was cast over the entire ship's company. All the time the bergs seemed to be closing in nearer and nearer to the steamship and ber destruction seemed inevitable. The sight, although beautllul, was weird, and all on board the Petunia were much frightened. Captain Owen decided to' renew his efforts to get out of the bay and after many hours of trying and tedious work the ship was got ten out into clear water once more. Captain Owen's description or Pilley's Island and the customs of its few inhabi tants are interesting, and he enjoys talking about his voyage to that remote spot. The people or Newfoundland, according to Cap tain Owen's statements, ate determined upon rendering practicable the use of ice bergs to the consumers of ice, and already at Pilley's Island machinery is being per fected for the cutting and handling of th s ice, which Is purer and much harder than that now in use. While Captain Owen was in Pilley's Island the first caigo ot this kind was brought into port in a small steamboat built for the purpose. Like many others, Captain Owen held the opinion that the ice would tasto brackish, but was astonished to find it as pure as any he had ever used. This undertaking, if found practicable, will prove a valuable source of tevenue to tho :owfonndlaniler-; and all the Petunia's crew are of the opinion that, with the proper machinery, hundreds of thousands of tons of pure ice may bo gotten and shipped South with little waste. THE LADIES GET MABBIED. Femalo Teachers In Idaho Prefer Matri mony to Schqol Life. Boise Citt. Idaho, July 29. Keports re ceived by the Superintendent of Public Instruction show that the trustees ot nearly every school district in the State of Idaho arc having difficulty in retaining lady school teachers. The lair pedagogues marry at an alarming rate, and there is a constant call for new teachers. Young women flock into Idaho from the East, particularly Iowa, Illinois and Mis souri, easily obtain situations as teachers, and in from three to six months about 50 per cent of them are married, leaving their schools for the more congenial surroundings of homes. There are in Idaho so many more men than women that a pretty and intelli gent elrl from anyvhere has no difficulty in securing more admirers than she knows what to do with. The school trustees com plain because in many instances teachers marry and desert their schools in tho middle of the term", thus causing much inconven ience and loss of time. It is sugzested that only male teachers be employed in order that this trouble may be avoided, and although the expense will be much greater, this may be done. The State Superintendent has on file letters from over 300 women who are desirous of obtaining positions In Idaho, and he Is inclined to be lieve that about flve-sixths of the applicants having heard of Idaho's fame as a matri monial Held are more anxious to. come here in search of a rich husband than to instruct the haidy youth of the State. If any more women are employed this year thov will be compelled to sign an iron-bound contract not to marry during the school tei ms, and a gcneious share of their salary will be re tained as a surety. . GOLD AMONG THE BEANS. The Strange Way in Which an Old Miser Hoarded His Treasure. Jacksok, Mich., July 29. Noah, D. Keeler, of Liberty township, this county, whose death was announced some days ago at the age of 82, was a very eccentric obaracter among men. It now transpires, from the best accounts, that the old gentlemen left behind a large sumofmonoy, which can't be found. The exact amount is placed at $7,000. One time, several years ago, Uncle Noah, coming home from the city, a distance of 14 miles, was informed by his first wife that she had "sold the beans." "For heaven's sake, Mary," gasped her spouse, "ye didn't sell the money, tew, did ye?" It transpired that he had several hundred dollars In gold, hidden among the beans, and that went with the rest. However, the old man hitched up another horse, pursued the purchaser to Somerset Center, several miles away, found his man and got the money back, which was still among the beans. This episode would naturally cause almost any one to abandon the bean barrels for bank or safety deposit purposes, but it made no dlf feience with Uncle Noah. It is believed tho several thousand dol lars, much of which has lately been paid to him, and which can't be found, is hidden somewhere about. No one can buy beans now unless they are run through a coarse sieve first. No Doubt About It. St. Lonis Globe-Democrat. The report that Cleveland will repudiate the tariff plank In the Chicago platform may or may not be true, bnt it is entirely cer tainuhat the people will repudiate Cleve land. The Outlook for November. Toledo Blade. J Groversays defeat in the present cam paign means "the annihilation of the Demo cratic party," and Grover is right. The free trade Demociacy will be annihilated. DEATHS HERE AND ELSEWHERE. Ex-Congressman Francis B. Brewer. Hon. Francis B. Brewer died at his resi dence in Westtield, N. Tf., yesterday morning, after an Illness of less than two weeks. He was 72 years uld, a native of Keene. N. If., and the son of the late Ebenczer Brewer, of Pittsburg. Dr. lJrener Is well known In Western Pennsylvania, from his former residence In Tltusvlllc and Plltsburr, and from his business interests in those places and In Erie, where be was President bf the Erie Dispatch Publishing Com pany, lie removed to Westtield 31 years ago from TttnsvUle. He was for many years a member of the Sew York Legislature, and a Representative in the Fortv-elihth Congress. Dr. Brewer will be buried at Pittsburg. J. M. Crowe. J. M. Crowe, of this city, died very sud denly at Glenralls, N. Y., Thursday evening at 5M0 of hemorrhage of the brain, caused by sun stroke. Mr. Crowe was traveling salesman for the East Liverpool Sewer Pipe Company, and had been in the employ of this Arm for about nine years. He was 33 years of age and nnmarrltd. He was a brother of Rev. N. M. Crowe, of De Haven, Pa. He will be burled from his mother's residence. North Highland avenue, Sunday afternoon at 2 o'clock. ' Thomas W. Lanotrotb, Inventor. Thomas W. Langstroth, a lock manu facturer and brassfounder of Newark, N. J died Thursday afternoon at his home In Bloomfieid, N. J., of paralysis. The deceased was born in New Hope, Pa.. In 183. He was the first patentee of night latches, and for many years Bad the exclusive monopoly in this country orstale prison locks. He served two years In the Legislature. Obituary Notes. A. O. P. GCFfey. a leading citizen of West Newton, Is dead. He was a cousin of James M. (iuffey, of Pittsburg. The Most Rev. Louis Dolphls Adolphe Marechal, Vicar General of Quebec, Is dead. He was 63 years of age. Elizabeth Maiiy Davidge. widow of Actor William Davldgc. died M'cdnebday at her home in Brooklyn, in her 74th year. Death was due to old age. Dr. William LOFrBAUT, a prominent German physician or Dubuque, la., died Thursday morn ing from the heat. He was over 80 years old, and for many years was noted as a political speaker. Jouy Lantzeb, a prominent farmer northwest ofMasslUon. was burled yesterday. Death resulted from paralysis. He celebrated his golden wedding seven years ago, and had resided on the farm where he died for 77 years. Hos. Joseph Tubket. an aged citizen of Cleve land, died yesterday. He was prominent as a baaker and RcpubUcan leader in the city and county, lie served two terms as State Treasurer -from 1380 to 1881. Ills age was 70 years. Henkt A. Schroedeb, of Mobile, died suddenly at Narragansctt Pier on Monday last. He was 82 years old. For some years he was edgaged In the cotton trade at Mobile and was President of the Southern Bank. He was active in church and charitable work. , J. J. ADAMS, an aged citizen of Canton, died at his home yesterday from a complication of dis eases. The deceased was 63 years of age, and bas lived in Canton for many years. He was for sev eral terms a member of the city Council, bat re peatedly declined other offlces. He was acoatrao lor and builder. ALOATING EXISTENCE. Tonne College Lads Choose a Novel Sum mer Ontlng A Pittsburg Man Prevents a Domestic Separation An Absent Wife's Bathing Dress a Source of Per plexity. ' ' Probablt one of the most delightful, as it 1s one of the most novel trips, is that being e,nJoyed now by a party of four young men who sailed' away fiom Pittsburg via the Ohio river last Monday evening. The crew and passengers, which are one and the same, consisting of Mr. Walter Witherspoon, Mr. A. R. Hnmllton, Mr. W. a Gill and Mr. Mc Klrdy, at that time boarded a flatboat, to which was attached a skiff lor emergency sake. The intention is to lot the flatboat follow its. own sweet will down the river, landings to be made wherever the country proves attractive, and which will be im pressed on the memory by a camera taking capital snap shots. Dry land is to be tried when the water becomes monotonous, and the young gentlemen have taken with them the necessaries to carry out such an inten tion. Leaving the Ohio iIvprthR nartv will follow the Green river through Kentucky as far as navigable, and then anchor and cross country to the Mammoth Cave. The younz fellows are all Western University boys and typical young Americans, seeing ana ap preciating all things. "Camp Hilarity," a yearly summer ex perience with a number of delightful peo ple en rapport with each other and nature, has opened again this year, with headquar ters half a mile from Glenmorc House, on tho Cheat river. The Pittsburgers are: Mr. E. E. Baker, Mr. John Foster, Mr. Sidney Lorenz and Mr. Tennant. The party is chaperoned by Mr. and Mrs. Shisler and will remain in camp for three weeks. Among the young ladies are: Miss Carrie. Beed and Miss Irene Myers, or Wheeling; Miss Anna Foster and Miss Alice Altman, of New York; Miss Dora Louise Dorsey, or Pittsburg; Miss Gertie Hays, Miss Mary Gregg, Miss Blanche Anderson, Miss Lucy Johnston, of Morgan town, Mr. Charles Hays, Mr. Samuol Picker ing, Mr. J. M. Reed; Dr. S. S. Wade, Mr. Jackson, ot Kenwood, Mr. Joseph Mc Dermott, of Mount Morris: Dr. Courtney, Mr. S. G. Postner and Mr. Thomas Ander son. There is no roughing it In this vory delightml outdoor existence, even a colored cook not being forgotten, nor anything that win retain the elegancies of home among all the rural lovelinesses of the celebrated and romantic Cheat. ' A most interesting foreign correspondent, of whom unfortunately the public hears lit tle, is Miss Annie Davis, the daughter of R. S. Davis, Esq., of Pittsburg, and a resident Presbyterian missionary In Japan. Miss Davis is the "special writer" for her family in this city, and scarcely a foreign mall goes by without bringing a bulky letter contain ing little etchings in the rough, about ex periences in that far-away country, witty comments on the wing concerning acquaint ances, and quick touches of sentiment which give sex to the correspondence in the elevation of its thought. In ono of her re cent letters Miss Davis rather humorously confesses to rubbing up against a bit of her own human nature, thus: '.'I can't remem ber what are the shortcomings with which I charged Japan in my last letter, but since then I have bpen struggling with a bottle of modlolne, and probably by the time I see it emptied you will hear of a Japan all sun shine, healthfulness and happiness. Tell my friend she will surely liko this country." Clipped from Rose Brier's writings in a Boston paper: "An amusing, but what I thought at one moment might bo a serious accident occurred at the departure of the 4:30 train for Worcester from the Boston and Albany depotFridny evening. A family, consisting of father, mother and two chil dren, were about to take the train, when the cars started to move. The mother suc ceeded in getting on all right. The husband got thoroughly rattled and. Jumped on alter her, leaving the two little children to take cafe of them selves. A young man who also was about to take the train grasped one of the children in his arms, followed the movlngtrnln, and placed the little one in the father's arms. Then, running back, he caught up the other, and Just as the train was leaving the sta tion the whole family were united. The young man was Charles. Farrell, third fieldsman ot the Plttstrare Baseball Club. or. as he is known at home, the Dnke of Marl boro. The look and words of gratitude which he received probably repaid his vio lent exercise. Let me relate of a man's perplexity and a woman's helpfulness. A friend of mine had a wife without a bathing aress at a water ing place where there were no shops for its sale, while he was in Pittsburg where such toggery is plentiful, but there was no wife, Yesterday he threw himself on the mercy of a young saleswoman in town. The dilemma was hesitatingly explained and understood, and at the same time Just the color of humor in it appreciated. "Tell me all about your wife," said the young lady: "is she as tall as I am?" The customer would have preferred to remain blushing, but since duty .called him he tried to compare the proportions of the saucily demure young woman oefore him with those or his absent spouse. The reality and the memory didn't match, and so he timidly suggested, adding further that Jiis wile was scarcely of so classical a height. "Here's somebody," she rotorted, "'not quite my height; will she do, do you think? This blushing model was found not to an swer either, and then the two of them went among the u nconscions shop girls, sorting out mentally one to fit the occasion. At last tho pioper variety in size was discovered and a bathing dress bought according to her dimensions. The man got his package, and Erobably some time to-d.iy his wife will be uthing in her new dress or folding it caro fully away when she learns from The Dis patch what tribulations her husband passed through in its purchase. The engagement is announced of Miss Bailey, sister-in-law of Mnrray Verner. Esq., and Mr. Henry P. Wyatt, of the Eat"End. A marriage has been arranged between Miss Nellie G. Spcer, daughter of W. F. Sneer, Esq., ot Oakland, and Mr. P. B. Har ris, of Allegheny. Miss Carrie Corwix, of Shadyside, and Mr. H. E. Wilson have announced their engagement. Society, so far as heard from, seems to 'be resting on its oar. The cottage people at Cresson and elsewhere are devoting them selves to the quiet pleasures of country life. The "Sunday husbands" are still hard at work in town and will not generally take their vacation until August is fairly here. So a luncheon appears to be the most im portant matter on the tapis at present, for dinner parties without men are like cham pagne standing 2t hours In the sun and tho coric urawn, positively nauseating. Social Chatter. An odd place to select for honeymooning is Pittsburg! though Mr. and Mrs. J. Barton Townsend under these circumstances seem to be perfectly satisfied with the conditions of the Hotel DuqUesne. His own country to a prophet probaoly has no merit, and while we are wondering at Philadelphia brides and grooms for coming here, Philadelphia may be in an equal state of bewilderment as to what sends our cooing couples there. Mb, William Khanz, a young Canadian student at Cornell College, will spend the month of August in Pittsburg as thouuest of young Mr. Qulncy Scott, ot North High land avenue. Tho young fellows are good chums, broucht by a similarity in tr.clr tastes lor athletics, Mr. Kranz being stroke of the frenchman crew. Mr. Scott will entefon his Junior year in September. Dr. Wiooixs, of McKeesport, will nlso"oin the large p.rty of people going to Denver on the occasion of the Tancred Cominnndry trip, but will augment that delightful out ing to the Pacific coast. After visiting Cali fornia Drf Wiggins will journey into Oregon for the purpose of meeting and escorting Eat his two relatives, Mrs. Henuerson, of the East End, and Mrs. James Shannon. The Pittsburgers to sail on the City of Paris, which will leave New York August 3, besides the party composed or Judge and Mrs. Reed, Miss Mageo and Miss Gra ham are: Mr. and Mrs. E. JL BIgclow, Samuel Hazlett, or Washington, Pa., and Miss Kuntz, of Allegheny. The Elkins house in the East End is shut up tor the summer, Mr. and Mrs. George Elkins and the young ladies spending the warm season at Atlantic City in company with Mr. and Mrs. Knable and their family. Amoq the visitors bound for Denver un der the chaperonage of Tancred Com mandry are Mrs. George Brown, of the East End, and Mr: and Mrs. Mex Holmes, of the Hotel Kenmawr. Miss Florence MoConaoret, of Johns town, who has been the uuest of Mrs. Brown and her father, Mr. Fruzler, of RIppey street. East End, returned to Johnstown on Wednesday. Mb. WrtLiAK Flixx will leaVe for an Eastern sojourn on Monday evening, alter nating bis vacation between the attractions of New York and those of Atlantlo City. Mr. aid Mrs. Craft, of Crafton, Miss Craft, Miss Alice Craft and her friend, Mios Alice Barnett, or Bedford avenue, will sojourn tor the snmmerat Chautauqua, Mrs. Hioh. who will graduate this year from the Chautauqua Circle, leaves in )i few days with her daughter. Miss Anna Pearl High, for the Assembly grounds. Mb. abd Mrs. C. H. Brace and Miss Beth Brace le.'t early in the week for Magnolia Beach, Mass , where they will remain until September 15. Captaix and Mrs. Charles Batchelor, of North Highland avenue, arrived in the city yesterday morning from a sojourn at St. Clair's Flats. Mr. Globoe B. AKDErsos started from Pittsburg yesieiday to drive to Bedford, where his latnily are sojourning. CnAUTAcg.UA will have among its visitors after Monday Mr. James Powell, of the First National Btnkof Allegheny. Mr. W. N. liuMEiiiLL, Mrs. and Miss Dum brlll, of the Hotel Kenmawr, are summering at Somerset county. The friends or Prof. John A. Brashear will learn with regret or his llliiess.whlch is con fining him to bed. Mrs. Wyatt, of Allegheny, will chaperone a party of oang ladies to Chautauqua in a few days. A cottage at Lakewood will in a short time be occupied by Miss Gormley and some friends. The Pittsburg School of Design for Women will open about September 15. PRE-EMPTED IN GOOD TIME, The Democratic nrai'qnarters Never In the Flold for lh Opposition. New York, July 29. The new headqnar tsrs of the Democratic National Committee is being rapidly made fit for the reception of its future tenants. The fact that the De mocracy, being last in tho field,' should be so fortunate in securing a building s"o centrally and so admirably fitted lor the committee's needs, while the Republicans, apparently overlooking the place, have had to go o far up town, has been a matter of wonder to the uninformed. The fact is that the qnarters or the Deino cratK has not been In the mnrket to rent to the Republican manager. For six months past John Crimmins, as agent for the prop erty, bas held it in reserve for the Demo cratic Committee, with the knowledge and consent of the owners. The house is a part of the estate of the late Mrs. Mariana Coleman, mother or James W. Coleman, or California, and one of tho lead ing Democrats in the State. He is promi nently mentioned as the next Democratic candidate for Governor of California. The son-in-law of Mri. Coleman is'M. F. Tarpy, member of the Democratic National Com mittee from California. The rooms will be ready for occupancy in a day or two. GOOD AT MAP-MAKIHG. Little Chile Prais-d Highly by a Speaker at' the Cbantauqna Assembly. Chautauqua, N. Y., July 29. Special. The most interesting letter or the day wa that or William McElroy Curtis on "The Ex isting Cpndition or South Arnerican Repub lics." Mr. Cnrtls very kindly patted Uncle Sam's late antagonist, little Chile, on the back by saying it is the coming nation or South America. Chile, he says. Is as good at map-making as ever Prince Bismarck was in his palmiest days. She if stretching out and moving rapidly ud the ladder, and alter sbo gets over her little family brawls she will take to thumping other people's families. Chile seems to be working nn the ancient idea that war strengthens nations. Mr. Cur tis paid his respects to saveral of the riling rcpuDllcs, but his prime favorite seems to be the pugnacious Chileans. Leon H. Vincent's lecture on "Six Remark able Books" was entertaining and unique. He quoted prices paid for six books by Bib liomaniacs. Mr. Vincent sav a. real aristo cratic old book-worm won't touch modern paper, which is too cheap. 0HI0AN8 10 BE CASED FOB. The Buckeye CInb Organized In Denver in View of the Conclave. Denver, July 29. The following was issued from the Buckeye Club to-d.iy: "The Ohio people now residing In Denver have organized The Buckeye CInb of Den ver' to assist in the entertaining of Ohio peo ple attending the Triennial Conclave or the Knights Templar. The club has established headquarters in the Commercial Club build ing. All persons from Ohio, whether con nected with Masonic bodies, or not, are in vited to make this place their headquarters during the conclave and immediately upon their arrival to register. They will find a directory or residents of Denver and flies of leading Ohio papers and other zencral in formation and direction. The headquarters will be open Auguit 5 till August 15, and let ters mav be directed in care of the Buckeye Club of Denver." Indorsement of Jndre Stowo. Philadelphia Press. Judge Edwin H. Stowe, of the Allegheny Common Pleas Court, who had been re nominated by the Republicans, received the nnanimous indorsement of the Democratic Convention on Tuesday. He will be re elected, therefore, without opposition. Judge Stowe has been on tho bench nearly 30 years, and his in dorsemen t by both parties is In accordance with the rapidly growing practice of retaining in service; regardless of party politics, competent and experienced Judge. Judge Stowe would have been re elected any way, hut that does not necesar llv deprive the Democrats of Allesrhenv of the credit for good sense which is due them for the position they have taken regarding him. A Miniature Galveston at the Fair. Chicaoo, July 29. The Texas World's Fair Exhibitors' Association has applied for 1,025 square feet of space in the transportation building in which to exhibit a miniature model of the harbor and city or Galveston, showing its advantages and facilities as a shipping point and port of entry, Its docks, parks and buildings. The Same Bill or Fare. Toledo Blade. The Minnesota man who has slept for 20 years conld go to a Democratic meeting to day and hear the same old speeches of 1872. BREAKING TnE RECORD. The City of Paris always did have the repu tation of being fast Botfon Globe. It is shown very clearly that the transfer of the City of Pnris and her sister ship, the City or New York, to tho American register, is a notable addition to the naval resources of the United States in time or war. Clere land Leader. Since the City or Paris is onco more queen or tho transatlantic fleet, it must be an addi tional soured ot satisfaction that she and her sister ship, the City of New York, are to bo admitted to Amorican registration. Phila delphia Ledger. It is a matter for patriotic congratulation that, though our laws have prevented our ship-builders from entering the competition in which Great Britain, Franco and Germany are engaged, the championship should have been regained by a vessel which is shortly to fly the American flag. JYew York Time. If the same progress is maintained during the next five years a five days' passage across the Atlantic will be realized. The best of it all Is that with this increased speed no inci eased losi of life has come. In real ity the factor of safety seems to have in creased in equal ratio to that of speed. Philadelphia Press. Rimuvenated by her naturalization, tho City of P.iris name loved of all good Ameri cans is again the qneon of the ncas and, bo assured, she will spare no effort to hold her pre-eminence nihil it shall bo wrested from her perchance by one of her own sisters of the same line yet to be born on Amorican docks. Xiiu York Wtrld. Bbeakino the transatlantic record has be come so frequent n pastime with our modern greyhounds that the usual fresh achieve ment lacks scn-atlnual interest, but the per formance of the City or Paris yesterday was so superb as to call for general admiration, especially in view oi the fact that she is now an American ship, although not yet flying the Amorican flag. Ualtimore Amer.can. It Is a happy omen of our future supre macy on the ocean that the City of Pnris was cutting hor conquering way through what we may call American waters, while the greatest war cruiser bull t by any nation was being launched in thfl Delaware. What two peerless ships they are! The City or Paris rules the waters in peace. The Colum bia will rale them in war. New York Recorder. CURIOUS CONDENSATIONS. Harrison has a gold-mounted gun. Helena has a gold brick worth 8150,000. Three times as many herrings are con sumed as any other fish. Only one couple in 11,500 live to cele bra to theirgolden wedding. Philadelphia is the greatest carpet maa ufneturing center in the world. Sixteen of the30 heroines of Sir "Walter Scott were under 20 years of age. The new British coinage will bear th Queen's head without the crown. A single swallow, according to aa an thority, can devour 6.0OD flies in a day. The first postofllce opened its doors ia lift!; in England in 1581, and in America in 1710. After gathering in their crops in Utah, 500 Mormon families will move to Mexico ia the autumn. The great cathedral in theCity of Mexico is the largest in America and cost to build nearly $2,000,000. A recent invention Is a shoe with a hingedole for the purpose of facilitating putting it on or off. Copper-plate engraving was first dona in 151L wood engraving in 1799, etching on metal with acid in 1512. Watches were first made in Nuremberg in 1177 and were called by the natives "Xur, emberg animated eggs." The public park, in San Francisco re cently received a cocoanut treo weighing six tons from Honolulu. Cannon were invented in 1330, were used by the Turks at Adrianopleln 1153, were made in England in 1547. The harvester was invented by Cyrus McCormlcfc in 1S3L and has been improved by many subsequent inventors. Glass mirrors were known in A. D. 23, bnt the art of making them was lost and no; rediscovered until 1300, in Venice. The first electric telegraph line was laid ift Switzerland by Lesaga in 1782; thu Morse transmitter was invented in 1S37. A French artist, 3r. Marey, has suc ceeded in photographing a flying insect. The time of exposure was only l-2500th or a, second. The great cantilever bridge -at Xiagara Falls 13 entirely composed or steel. It is 810 feet in length, weighs 3,000 tons and cos: $300,000. The new-imncrial crown of Qneen Vic toria ha3 its entiro surface completely cov-) ered with Jewels, several of which are fa mous in history. A marine biological laboratory -is about to be established on the island of Jamaica in honor of the fourth centenary of the dis covery of America. Banks and banking were known in Greece 385 years berore Christ, in Rome 333 B. C, and in Venice 1157 A. D. The Bank of England originated in 1695. In using what is known as the Canadian method oi boring oil wells, a well 1,090 feet was bored in 2"i8 hours, or an average of 4.71 feet per nour of actual work. The Czar of Russia has recently found time to become interested in the game cf cricket, and has organized two elevens among the yonng men of his court. According to Dr. Hansen the red in flowers is n single pigment soluble in water' ana decolorized by alcohol, but capable o' being restored by the addition of acids. Becent improvements in photographic plates have been so great as to make it pos sible to take accurate photographs of a rifle ball traveling at the rate of 3,000 feet a sec ond. On August 5 Mars will arrive at a point directly opposite the earth, which it reaches bnt once In every 15 years.when the distance will be reduced from 111,000,000 to 35,000,000 miles. The cartridges of Germany, Austriaand Belgium have a groove at the end Instead of an enlargement at the base, the advantage of which is that the cartridge is packedmora easily. . ( A match cutting machine is an anto-. matic cariosity. It cnts 10,000,000 sticks a., day, and then arranges them over a vat where the heads are put on at a surprising; rate of speed. A fragment of the "Holy Cross," which Marie Stnart wore during her imprisonment t and on her way to the scaffold, has recently ' been presented t6 the Treasury of the Cathe-, dral of Mayence. A silver dime of 1804 is worth 54, of 1797,1500 and 1602 S3, and of 1793 $2 50. Silver. hair dimes or 1802 will fetch $30 each, and a value or from $1 to S3 attaches to these coina ofthelS3ues of 1704, 1796, 1797, 1S0L 1805 and. ISIS. Princeton has two trees which wera planted previous to the Declaration of In dependence. Tne sycamores in the dean'3 yard were planted in 1767, by order of the trustees, to commemorate the resistance of the Stamp act. Five hunters, desiring to rest, laid their guns on a flat rock, five miles from Ironton, Mo. Instantly their guns moved from the rock, and leaned toward a hugo boulder some lew feet distant. The boulder proved to be magnetic iron ore. A Japanese soldier has invented a gun which enables the possessor to send "a cloud of blinding dust" into the eyes of a foe at a. distance of twelve feet. It is said that tha poor foe is thereby absolutely deprived of sight, and therefore, or course, at tho mercy of his assailant. All of the "Washington coins, both of silver and copper, were minted in England as patterns for the American coinage, but the designs were not accepted, because it was considered contrary to tho principles of our Government to stamp tho head of tho President upon our coins. The hair-spring in a watch is a strip of the finest steel abont 9 inches long, 1-lOOth inch wldo and 27-10,000 inch thick. It is coiled np in spiral form and finely tempered. The procoss of tempering these springs was long held as a secret by the few fortunate ones possessing it, and even now i3 not gen erally known. JOCOSITY IN JULY. 3Irs. Sapmind "Well, I do declar I Then Western fokes Is growln' crazy. Mrs. Lisner Why. what's the matter now ? Mrs. Sapmind Matter enough. Here's an article In this paper abont 'Xynchlng bees out West," When fokes harea't got notldn' better to do 'an go around lynchln bees. I've got my opinion of 'em, Boston Courier. 'The busy bee so blithe and braw Goes forth to shame the dreamer. And violates the Sunday law Without a blusn or tremor. Washington Star. Judge (to prisoner) Tfou are charged with having seriously Injured your -wife by In closing her In a folding bed. What have yoa to say for yourself? Prisoner Your Honor. I wished to see If it wa possible to shut her up. Detroit Free Press. BEVE.NQE. It was a tall thermometer That stood there in the street And gaily stopped the panting throngs And told tnem of the heat. It wore a sort orfiendish leer And a general air ofp!te. While bragging that the atmosphere Was so much Fahrcnlielt. But wlille that lein and loathsome thing Gave gazers nervous nts. A sufferer drew a trusty club And smashed It into bits Chicago Sacs Stcord. Tired Stranger (registering hi3 name at hotel at Billarat, Anstralla)-I want a room. Clerk (lnoUitg at register)-Ah! From Chicago, are you, Mr. Jones? How are the World's Fair buildings getting along? Tired Stranger (taking his valise again) My friend. I have traveled 15.CO0 miles trying to g-it away from that question. When does the next steamer leave for the Antarctic Continent? C'Ahxj to Tribune. Though the country may have charms t please. It gives not a chance to spoon; For the only man she ever sees is the poor old man In the moon. .Vo York Evening Sun. "I suppose if you were to lose your money thtt you would go Into chicken raising, or j something or that son, eh?' "No."' said the wealthy young woman. "I should not. I would be sure to make a failure of It. I am too big Ton know those women In the news paper stories evbo make such wonderful success never weigh more than 90 pounds. "IadianapoU Journal. ift-IXAfcJrdKiSftESfctSiciAiilrikk.