-THE PITTSBURG DISPATCH, THURSDAY. JULY 28. 1892. Wjjeittggafrt ESTABLISHED FEBRUARY 8, 1848 Vol. 47. No. J7S Entered at Pittsburg Fostofflce Jiovember, 18S7, u second-class matter. Business Office Corner Smithfield and Diamond Streets. News Rooms and Publishing House 78 and 80 Diamond Street, in New Dispatch Building. FARTTRV APVKBTISINO OVrirjR. ROOM 7S. TRIBUNE BUILDING. NF.W YORK, where com plete flies of THE DISPATCH ran always be ftmnd. Foreign advertisers appreciate the convenience. Home advertisers and Wends orTHK DISPATCH. bile In New York, are also made welcome. TEBDUSPATCnu regularly on saJeat Hrentanit'M. fCniontguare, e iork. and IT .Irs eUl'Opera. Fori. Pmnrt, where anyone who hat been disap pointed at a hotel newt stand can obtain It. TERMS OF THE UISrATCH. rOfTAOX IIIII IW THK TOOTD STATES. rATLTDtsrATCit. One Year M Dailt DtsrATca. Pe r Quarter 2 00 Dailt DisrATcn. One Month 70 Dailt Dispatch. Including Sunday. I year.. 10 00 Dailt IMBFATcn, Including Sunday, Jm'ths, SCO Dailt DisrATCii. Including Sunday, lm'lb... 90 ECXDAT DisrATCH. One Year ! EXKI.T Dispatch, One Year 1 S The DAILT DlSPATCn Is dellyered by carriers at j! cents per week, or, including Sunday Edition, at S cents per week. lUTTsBUKG. THURSDAY. JDLYSS. 1891. TWELVE PAGES THE APPROPRIATION MONSTER. With the session of Congress just draw ing to a close it is necessary to remark that the Democrats in Congress have made a conspicuous failure to improve the oppor tunity of cutting down expenditures be low the extravagant .rate established by the preceding Congress. As one of the arguments by which the Democrats secured their overwhelming majority in the House was the Democratic opposition to the record of the Billion-dollar Con gress, the failure includes the breaking of a public pledge. It is well to clearly assign the responsi bility for the increase in expenditures, as that may come to be a vital question be fore the matter is disposed ot The fact that the appropriations of this session exceed the appropriations of the first session of the last Congress by 547,000,000 is dwelt upon by several Republican organs as a crusher for the Democratic claim to economy. It Is in one sense, but the Re publican organs should not forget that so far as responsibility to the public is concerted the Republican Senate must bear it equally with the Democratic House. More than that, besides the enforced or continuing appropriations left over by the last Con gress, a large share of the increase Is due to the additions to appropriation bills made by the Senate. It is also pertinent that these same Republican organs have devoted large energies to the work of jumping on Mr. William S. Holman for every effort he has made to keep down expenditures. So far as the merely partisan advantage is concerned, the prominence which the organic Republican press is giving to the matter partakes of the nature of rejoicing that the Democrats are as "bad as the Republicans. That is very nearly the sum of the whole matter. If the Demo crats had been as much in earnest about correcting extravagance in the House as they were on the stump in 1890 the ap propriations could have been materially reduced. But when it came to actual work in that line it became apparent that Democratic members are as fond of ap propriation grabs as Republican members. It is simply a vice common to the political system. When tha people get tired of having the public money wasted they will have to introduce a new breed of politicians on both sides of the political fence. Whether that time may not be quite im minent is suggested from the following comparison. The expenditures of the last Congress wiped out a large Treasury sur plus and reduced the revenue. With the narrowed revenue to go on, it now ap pears that the expenditure is to be en larged some 550,000,000 more. When the public finds out that this means the in crease either of taxes or the public debt by something like 5100,000,000 annually the politicians may also find out that to have assisted in this scattering of the pub lic funds does not constitute a good public record. A TRAGEDY OF SPECULATION. The Irage.ly in Philadelphia yesterday presents another phase of the times which suggests reflection. A man who had lost $20,000 in margin speculations presumably crazed by his losses shot his broker first and then killed himself. While it is evident that the mental con stitution which could be so overturned by a mere money loss was the reverse of ad mirable, and that a man who undertakes speculation has little sense if he is not prepared to meet the possible losses, the illustration of the vice and danger of business gambling is very impressive. Host men have more stamina than to go to that degree of desperation over it But there is no doubt that the loss and ruin caused by that evil makes it one of the greatest of the day. ' ROADS AND THE GOVERNMENT. .The subject of road improvement is again brought into prominence by bills introduced in both Houses for a,national commission on road improvement The bills propose that the commission shall operate for the purpose of investigation and recommendation as to national and local action on the road question. Sena tor Mandersou's bill contemplates na tional work in military and post roads, as well as a possible national aid to local road improvement Inasmuch as the construction of na tional highways of this sort was abandoned half a century ago for the obvious reason that the railways furnish military and postal highways, the chief purpose of a national body on the subject would be educational. But it is questionable whether it is necessary for the Federal power to exert itself to add to the litera ture on the subject The value of the tendency to carry every work of this sort to the Federal Government is illus trated by the fact that the volunteer road literature is ample at the time when it is first proposed that the Government shall go into the business. Everyone who wishes to inform himself either as to the condition of our country roads, the standard of good roads in other countries, or the best . methods of making substantial highways can obtain abundantinformation on the subject. What is needed now is practical demon stration of the malting of good roads. A road-making exhibit at the World's Fair would have undoubted value; and we hope to see that secured, if Congress does not stifle that unfortunate project before it is fairly born. But the most convincing demonstration is In the construction of roads in the country districts, and that must be the result of' local effort The localities which are building durable roads are earning fame as well as increasing the value of their property. They will show the Importance of such work more con clusively than any Government literature can do. At the same time they will reap a reward in the enhancement of the prop erty by the improved communication with their markets. There is every reason for keeping up the agitation in favor of road improvement; but it is necessary to recognize that the next real step must be in the, line of actual local work. That work may be stimulated by State aid; but it is difficult to see how it can be brought within the province of the Federal Government. A SIGN OF PROGRESS. One feature of the preparations for the campaign indicates a creditable regard for the principle that the public official .who devotes his time to other purposes than the public service should give up his position. The action of Republican Chair man Carter in resigning'' his Government position to take charge of the Republican campaign has already attracted notice, and now Mr. Joseph Stanley comes to the front with a letter resigning the postoffice at Augusta, Maine, for the purpose of de voting his energies to the Republican cause. . This shows a distinct advance in pub lic sentiment over the old usage. The time has not been far gone when officials would leave their offices in charge of their subordinates to run a political campaign, without a suspicion that anyone could object to it Indeed, we may argue a dis tinct education of the political mind from the fact that, if memory does not mislead us, Mr. Joseph Manley has heretofore found it consistent with his conscience to run the Augusta postoffice and a political campaign at one and the same time. That the political perception now takes in the distinction between devoting time to party and to the public service Is an evidence that the world does progress, and that standards of conduct continue to improve sorely as we may at times be inclined to doubt it The partisan mind may also draw from the situation a comparison as to political confidence not wholly favorable to the Democrats. It is quite easy to recognize the fact that Messrs. Carter and Manley take this action with the knowledge that if their labors are successful they will not starve, or even be left to complain like Hamlet that they "lack advancement" But in view of the fact that the Hon. W. F. Harrity has not yet shown any sign of giving up his well-paid and easy position as Secretary of the Commonwealth, the deduction is quite possible that the Re publican campaigners exhibit a more san guine reliance on the gifts of the future than the Democratic leader. FLOODS AND REMEDIES. An article in the Sorth American Review, by J. W. Powell, on "Our Recent Floods" points out some of the means for regulating the flow of rivers. Some indus trial methods of securing that result are set forth in the extracts from the article published elsewhere, which show how im portant and effective these methods must be. Major Powell first makes the point that on what he calls "flood plains, or the alluvial bottom lands of the great river, the certainty that the river will at some time exceed its banks cannot be averted by dykes, levees, or straightening the channels. This increases the -Importance of regulating the outflow, and it is sur prising at the first sight how completely measures for this purpose dovetail into each other. Thus it is the fact that the Missouri, Arkansas, and Red rivers, while they may not bring to the Mississippi a larger volume of water than the Ohio and upper Mississippi do, they bring a large burden of the detritus, which causes the nver bed to fill up, the channels to shift and the flood-plains to be overflowed. But if the headwaters of the streams were stored for the irrigation of the arid belt lying east of the Rocky Mountains, the surplus that now brings destruction in its outflow would be turned to the crea tion of fertility. Another factor in finitesimal in its individual aspect, but vast in its aggregate, is suggested as fol lows: "Deep cultivation and under draining create a reservoir for water wher ever it is practiced." It is to be borne in mind that the protec tion of riparian population from floods is not the only object to be subserved. The regulation of the outflow so that the main streams can afford transportation from commerce; the maintenance of moisture in the drained districts; the preservation of fertility and the cultivation of timber, all are included in the problem. It is im portant to note how the gaining of one purpose will aid another. Irrigation, sub soil cultivation and underdrainage, as Major Powell notes, will at once enhance the fertility of the land and diminish the danger of floods; the cultivation of forests on mountain slopes and waste lands, and of orchards in agricultural dis tricts will distribute the outflow and regu late precipitation, ' making our streams more valuable as transportation routes, providing against a threatening timber famine of the next generation, and also diminishing the flood peril. The system of channel storage of water developed by special articles in ' The Dispatch some time ago will make every stream navig able and regulate the outflow to a more perfect degree. A scientific development of all these methods might not wholly abolish floods. But it is certain that if they are all put in operation on a national scale the danger of floods will be lessened by an infinite factor while the fertility and value of the territory so treated will be enhanced to an equal degree. AN rNDISPDTABLE ALTERNATIVE. In connection with a recent combination of the flour millers of New York City, our esteemed but sometimes erroneous cotem porary, the New Tork Sun, -makes the following statement of the case: The business of milling one hundred cents' worth of grain and sell In; It to an unappre clative public for seventy-flve cents con tinued obdurately until presently each miller lound that the dimensions of bis trade In no wise compensated for tbe shrink age in his working capita!, though from the point ot view of competition nothing could be more satisfactory than the amount of flour that could be sold for seventy-five cents while the raw material had cost a dol lar. Then it bappened, most naturally, that tnese competitors got together. When we are confronted with this as sertion that the millers of New York pur sued the practice before the reported com bination was formed of buying , grain, turning it into flour, and selling the flour at 25 per cent less than, the cost of the grain from which it was made, we are also confronted with one of two con elusions. Either the assertion is true or it is not It is plain that there is no escape from one or the other of these views. If we take the' first view that our es teemed ootemporary has correctly stated the facts prior to the combination, another conclusion follows. If the millers sold flour at seventy-five cents the material of which cost them a dollar they did not do" so from competition. For the essence of competition Is that it is seekingto increase profit by enlarging business. Whatever stupidities may be perpetrated in the name of business no one accuses the New Yorks millers of being such fools as not to know that they would lose money by such transactions. But when there is competition in losing money it is not for competitive purposes. Where nothing but competition is possible business men stop competing when they come to losing money. Where there is a possibility of establishing arbitrary and excessive prices by combination they very often cut each other's throats either for the purpose of forcing the combination or making their own terms in its formation. Therefore if there were any throat-cutting business, as our cotemporary reports, it was done for the -purpose of the com bination. But that suggests the other alternative. We are permitted to doubt that there was any 'general selling of flour at 25 per cent less than the grain it takes to make it for two reasons. First, the combination that has been formed cannot control prices, those being fixed by the general competition of mills all over the country. Second, the New York mar ket quotations do not show any such dis parity between stlief price of wheat and flour. The fact is that the true raison d'etre of the reported flour combination is suffi ciently set forth in the fact that it is capi talized at 52,000,000 in common stock, 53,000,000 in preferred stock and 2,500,000 of bonds. That sudden opening of free baths in Pittsburg yesterday, afternoon would have received a more grateful welcome if It lind been better advertised and more expected. As it was, the absence of suitable costumes led to a good deal of discomfort among the unprepared bathers. Local Democrats have almost as much trouble making nominations as tne nominee will experience In obtaining votes for elec tion. Queen Victoria should be requested to send a sample of her famous match-making to the women's department of the World's Fair. A specimen of the Industry would be peculiarly Interesting among the surround ings of a democratic country. Africans are in a fair way to become civilized between German invaders and British rifles supplied to repnlso them. Again the trans-Atlantic record has been broken and, barring accidents such as the breaking of propeller shafts or the run ning onto Irish rocks, Europe and America are continually approaching one another. Thanks to sewer gas any decrease in the natural gas supply will not be marked by the absence ot explosions. Senator Vest's oratory is of the picturesque kind that seeks to convey its owner's wishes as to the condition of affairs without troubling itself to be in keeping with the facts. As a center of domesticity the door step has superseded tho hearth stone. Etna has another eruption, and none of the blood cure manufacturers have yet availed themselves of the opportunity for advertisement by offering to treat it. A standing auditor's business is to pre vent figures from lying. When the jsun spot business has been, played out the opposition of Mars may be of use in accounting for things otherwise in explicable Al feesco is a popular party this month. Officers of the law in Fayette county appear in no hurry to give the Cooley gang a chance to change its name by a rest in the cooler. INTERNATIONAL INNINGS. Secretary Rusk has gone to his home in Wisconsin for a short holiday. Jules Verne is a confirmed cripple and limps around, the cause being a pistol shot wound inflicted upon him by an Insane nephew. General James B, Weaver, the nominee for President of the People's party, does not smoke or swear or drink. He pos sesses a pleasant baritone voice. William Black, the novelist, does his literary work in a room at the top of his house above the noise of tho street and away from all unnecessary interruptions. Mb. Timothy Harrington, the promi nent Farnellite and Secretary of the Irish National League, was married yesterday to Miss O'Neill, daughter af Dr. O'Neill. Eugen WOLFF, the newspaper corre spondent in German East Africa, telegraphs to the Tagcb'att that Dr. Stuhlman. the sec ond in command of Emm Pasha's expedi tion, is still at Bagamoyo, and that he is lying at the point or death. A London oculist yesterday visited Mr. Gladstone, and after an examination of his In J ured eye, told him that it had regained so much or its strength that he might use It briefly for reading purposes. Mr. Glad stone's general health is admirable. The Marchez Palli has been married to the Countess Wuideck, in Vienna, In the presence of an aristocratic assemblage, in cluding ex-King Francis of the Two Sicilies and numerous Archdukes. The parents of the bride both died of Influenza In Novem ber last within a day of each other. General Geoege H. Sheridan and Mr. Whitelaw Reid, the Republican candi date for Vice President, both contemplate taking a trip West during the month of Au gust. General Sheridan goes on a political mission. Mr. Beid's mission is of a do mestic nature. On about August 15 he will leave for, Xenio, O., his native town, to pay a visit to his aged mother, now ncaring her S9th birthday. ICE IN THE BATHTUB. The Novel Vlny a Senator Employed to Keep Himself Cool. Washington, D.C., July 27, A great deal of sickness is resulting from the extreme Heat here. It has been over 100ln the shade hero for some days, and fevers are taking those who cannot get out of Washington. Never were so many cold baths ordered at the capital by Senators and Representatives as now. Many statesmen leave the floor of either house in tho middle of the day and go Into a cold bath. n "Have a lot ot ice sent up to my bathroom and instruct the boy to put two or three large sized chunks on tho tub," said a Senator to the 'clerk' of ait uptown hotel. "All right, Se'nator,"'8aia the diamond decked knight of the register, but he didn't execnte the order, for he thought the Senator was merely Joking or adopting an original style of comment on the weather. In a half an hour, though, he was unde ceived, for the Senator sent down to inquire why that Ice hadn't been put In his oath. Even then the clerk could scarcely believe that one of his guests actually contemplated such an arctic ablution, but the request was complied with and one member of the United States Senate got temporarily square with the clerk of the weather. Not Salted ror a Campaign. Baltimore American. The name'Adlal is a oorker. The rhymers have had several weeks to get np campaign songs, but they cannot make any music with, Adlal at the end of the line. There's going to be trouble, unless the Democrats find a great poet. , A LOOK AROUND. Whence comes the lofty indifference of the conductor of an electric car, say on the Birmingham road for example? Why does this class of employe seek to make himself obnoxious as a rule to women or children who are alone? There is an extremely re served and haughty gentleman who pulls the bell cord, or rather neglocte to do so, on car No. 1, on the Birmingham lino. Ho stands with folded arms and eyes fixed upon the horizon as though seeking Nirvana or communicating with his Karma. Wrapt in a role of beatitude he passes coldly by the fat woman on the corner, who wildly waves her umDrella, or the man who must in ten minutes catch a train at the Lake Erie depot. This kind of man ought to be elected to the chair of contemplatlvp men dacity in sorao Arkansas college. A time is coming in 'politics iu this county when .the nights will be full of music and the air will be full of hair, when long time friendships will become reminiscences and there will be a bounty for scalps paya ble in promises. Theie are-signs of disin tegration,dyspepsia and disgust id unlooked for quarters. An amusing case of "which shall it be?" arose recently. There was a railroad em ployes' picnic on one of the leading roads of this city a few days ago. Tho company gave each man two free tickets, but in some way an impression got abroad among the men that they were to have three. As a result nearly all of them prepared to take two of their women folk. In the case of the unmar ried men they almost invariably tarnod np with their mothers and their sweethearts or their sweethearts' .mothers. When they learned that there were but two tickets to be had there was a general shifting of plans, and I am told that In nearly ejery case the mother was left at home, the sweetheart be ing too potent a picnio attraction to be lightly cast aside. There is generally a disposition to abuse the police and to call them blunderers, blockheads, etc. The manner In which the police of Pittsburg and Allegheny have thus far handled the- Anarchist attack ou Mr. Frick should earn them a long rest lrom public criticism. It cannot be said that the police of Paris have done as well as ours, for most of Ravochol's accomplices have not been located. In this case there has been rapid and acenrate operation, which has re sulted in much that is astonishing and more that is lamentable. Ofllcers McKelvy, O'Mara, Murphy, Shore, Steele and others have acted intelligently and carefully, and it is woll to call attention to this' fact. I iiear that a tract of several thousand acres of West Virginia coal land Is to be bought by a Pittsburg syndicate for coking purposes. The coal is said to show a good analysis and a large amount of money will go into the new plant. Speaking of coke, it is said that owners of Conncllsvllle coko coal laud are advanc ing values rapidly. Some leases hive been made from the Thaw estate on a 15 cents a ton royalty, but it is understood that in future no lenses will be made by the Thaws at less than 30 cents a ton royalty. "What is a good thing to drink this weather?" I asked a physician yesterday. "Tho best drink is nothing," was Ills retort, "but If yon must drink stick to buttermilk or acid phosphate twice a day." The road to Swissrale is the popular drive nowadays. Horseback parties, buggies, drags and other vehicles adapted to a rough road full of sudden drops' and deep mud holes swarm over the road during the after noons. The cause of all this is a desire to take a look at the Homestead n orks and the troops from the top of tho hill just off the Swissvale drive. It is a pretty sight at any time, bnt just now is the best place from which to see without being seen and with out having to give a pass word. "It has been one of those days," remarked Charles Lamb, "when one felt as though it was almost too hot to exist and wished one could ascend to a hill top and, divesting one self of fleh sit in bare bono-as the winds pass to and fro through you" or words to that effect. There are days in large cities when one fries and then there are other days when one merely sizzles. Yesterday was a frier until the rain came, and any body who from choice stays away from mountains or sea deserves to be proceeded with at once without benefifof clergy. Walter. THE AMERICAN UNIVERSITY. Dr. Smith Tells Chaotanqnans or Its Many Proposed Advantages. Chautauqua, N. T., July 37. tSpeeiaf. This morning Dr. W. W."9mith addressed Chnutnuquans in the interest of the American University. .Though the question has boon dlscussod at various times, more especially at the Ecumenical Congress in Washington last spring. Dr. Smith, throw much new light on the sub ject. Tho Univeislty would have the sup port and take charge of many things now under Governmental control and there are scores of specialists now employed in Government departments whose lectures would be invaluable at there is no such body of men now together in any school in the world. The copyright law would also bring to gether such a library as would be the pride of the nation nnd the envy ol tho world. It is proposed to have the great art gallery nnaer tho control of the university, and many othervaluable institutions now under the control of the Government would be passed uy law into the hands of tho univer sity. The Idea was started by Washington, who left $23,000 for it, and was furthered by Alexander Hamilton, who proposed a defi nite idea of it. Dr. Smith and his colleagues are very enthusiastic over the scheme, and will work hard 'for its success. It is hoped that several million dollars can be raised for the scheme. Miss Stone's lecture before the Woman's Club to-day was about what to feed sick people, and how to prepare It. 800 YEARS OF COMIHUISM. The Pennsylvania Chautauqua Observes the Anniversary ot Its Founder. Mt.Gretna, Pa., July 27. Spec.at To-day the Pennsylvania Chautauqua celebrated the three hundredth anniversary of Comin uism. John Amos Cominuis, the originator ofthepnblio school system as used princi pally throughout the United States, was born in Moravia 300 years, ago. In celebrat ing the occasion. Dr. Max Hark delivered an elaborate address on the personal life and characteristics of Cominuis. He was followed by Dr. James McAllister, principal of Diexel Institute, of Philadelphia, on "The Educational .Significance of Comlnu. ism." Tnis morning Dr. Clarke Robinson gave a lecture on J6hn Wolfung Goethe, the most artistic of the German poets, and dwelt prin cipally upon his "Faust," giving an analysis ol this classical creation. From 2 to 1 this afternoon. Dr. Weidner, of Chicago, instruc tor in the American Institute of Sacred Lit erature, spoke on the study of the Epistle of Paul tothe Galatlans. Edward P. Eliot, of Boston, the noted impersonator and elocu tionist, rendered "Hazel Kirk" to a large audience this evening. ANXIOUS TO CROSS NIAGARA. Tiro Buffalo Men Want Someone to Fay Them to Do thi JoD. Buffalo, July 27. Two men in this city are just aching to go over Falls of Niagara river tor a consideration. One of them was equally anxious to jump from tho Brooklyn bridge under the same conditions. But be conld not find any ono willing-' to pay to see him do it. Indeed, what be did And wore some haughty police officials who were wait ing for a chance to arrest him if he made any snch attempt. And that will bo his fnto at Niagara Falls. Genlns of his sort is not ap preciated. " One of these is Vladimir Tur and the other Is Wradyslawz Kriolowieski. They aro at No. 356Lovcjoy street and have been in this city about a month. Tur claims to be a water artist or considerable renown in the Fatherland. Ho professes to be a diver and swimmer of much skill and courage. He has some sort of a rubber bull or balloon into which he is willing to hide himself and then bob down the upper rapids of Niagara river and over the falls as before said, for a con sideration. Kriolowieski has a similar con trivance and he wants to go. too. If one goes the other goes. It's a case of live ana die together. - SWARMS 0? RUSSIAN FLIES. They Darken the light In St. Louis and Cover thn Mdewalka. St. Louts, July 27. Swarms of Immense flies appeared last night around the electrlp arc lights throughout the city. They wero almost as large as an ordinary butterfly, but shaped entirely different, the body not being so heavy and the wings much more narrow and as transparent as ether itself. On Olive street and Broadway, where the aro lights were loW, these big flies came in snch swarms that they shaded the brilliant electric lights and. settled npon tbe side walks in such numbers that pedestrians took the street in preference to walking through the beds they had formed of them selves. On Broadway they settled on the posts like bees swarming out of a hive. The fly has never been noticed in this section of the country Deloro in such numbers. Fore runners or avnnt couriers of the present in vasion have been noticed around the electric lights here for several days. The fly Is woll known in Russia and hut always been con sidered a forerunner of pestilence. This may be simply an ignorant superstition with the unlortunate people of that coun try, but a Russian Hebrew on the levee in sisted last night that the ugly and ungainly thing was always cousldored a harbinger of Sestllencc among the people of his country, othing could frighten or give them more alarm than the appearance or this fly. The Russian fly may be simply a passing visitor, but there are many people in this city this morning who flrmly believe that his coming will ue followed with much sickness and that the undertaker will be kept busy. BAIL TO THE COLUMBIA. Columbia is her name to-day and the American navy is by so much the gainer the name and the vessel. Washington Utar. America in conception and design, con structed of American material and built in the best of American shipyards, she will be a most striking illustration of what Amer icans can do in the art of ship bnilding. PhUadelvliia Bulletin. Tub new cruiser is so great a gain In sev eral respects over everything previously undertaken in our navy as almost to consti tute a new departure. Indeed, in two re spects, those ot speed and coal endurance, she is extraordinary even compared with the best achievements ornaval architecture anywhere. New York Times. As an effective contribution to this na tion's heretofore incredibly neglected coast defenses, the launching of tbe new Colum bia is chiefly to be welcomed and derives its main significance. Few Americans even yet have awakened to a full sense of this nation's need of coast defenses or of the magnitude of the Interests exposed. New York Telegram. The launch, of the cruiser Columbia in Philadelphia is one of tbe mdst important events in the world's record of naval prog ress. The ship Is essentially original in type, model and mechanism, and if the ex pectations or the designers are fulfilled its construction will be followed by( a new de parture in the naval architecture of mari time Europe. New York Tribune. Is view of England's probably perpetual superiority in armored ships, vessels of the Columbia's type cannot fail to be powerful discouragements to British attack, for they .would De the means of successfully assailing Gieat Britain in her most vital quarter her enormous commerce though in war with most other nations this means of "offensive defense" would prove less valuable. Boston Herald. The launching of the Columbia is a mos interesting event in the naval history of the country. She embodies perfection, so far as it has been developed, in the modern cruiser. In her are embraced the very latest and most advanced ideas relating to the archi tecture and equipment of war vessels, and it everything shall be realized regarding hor that is promised the country will be proud of this new and splendid addition to our maritime resources. Baltimore News. DEATHS HERE AND ELSEWHERE. General H. F. Sweetzer, Tltnsville. General H. F. Sweetzer died at his resi dence In Tltusvllle yesterday morning. The de ceased was general manager of tbe old Atlantic and Great Weatern Railroad during 1664, and five years before that he occupied the same position with the Oil Creek Railroad, now tbe Western. New York andTennsylTanla.l-At- one time he wu one of the largest Iron manufacturers In Cleveland. After severing his connection with the railroads, lie entered the banting business at Corry. and was president of the Corry National Bank np to 1880, when be retired from active business. He bad been a confirmed invalid during the past seven years. He was 67 years of age. He waa the fattier of Mrs. Myron K. Bettls, of Chicago, and Mrs. Frank Tack, or TituavlUe. The burial will take place at Boston. Airs. Ida Hoffman, Anarchist. Mrs. Ida Hoffman, wife of Dr. J. Hoff man, died Monday night at her home in New York. Her death was caused by a tumor of the stomach. Mrs. Hoflman and her husband were frte thinkers and believers in anarchistic princl clples. Mrs. Hoffman's name came prominently before tbe public In 1886, wben sue gave ball ror John Most. Mrs. Hoffman was born in Saxony Weimar. Germany, and she came to this country when she was 11 years old. She has traveled ex tensively In Furope. She was married to Dr. Hoff ni.in at the age of 16. There was no crape on the door of Dr. Hoffman's residence Tuesday, and yes terday, when the bodv was cremated at Fresh Pond,lhere were no religious ceremony, but only a few addresses by friends. Mrs. Carrie Jamleson, Actress. Mrs. Carrie Jamieson, the actress, died at her residence in New York Monday. Last spring, while playing In Margaret Mather's company at the Grand Opera House In New York, she fell through a trap and sustained Injuries which ultimately led u her death. Mrs. Jamleson was formerly Carrie Alvord. she married William Jamleson, son of the lamous George Jamleson. the "Consuelo. " whose ardent love letters played a prominent part in the Forrest-Mnclair divorce suit. Mrs. Jamie sou had been a widow- since J863. She had acted In the support of Forrest, Charlotte Cnshman. Clara, Morris, Julia Marlowe, Miss Mather and other stars. Her son, Frank ., is an actor. J. C. Johnson, Memphis. J. C Johnson died at his home in Hem phis Tuesday. Mr. Johnson was the owner of the Hope Oil Mills, which held out against the Cotton Seed OU combine. He was a large cotton buyer and broker and a philanthropist. For several vears he gave away the profits of the Hope Oil Mills. He established and largely maintained the Hope night school for boys and the rolsson home for fallen women and orphans. He was an ardent prohibitionist, and was the Prohibition candidate lor Governor in 1836. Colonel Sam Tatr, Railroad Man. Colonel Sam Tate, of Memphis, died Tucsdav. Colonel Tate in his day was known as the railroad king or the South. He was President of the Memphis and Charleston Railroad and one of the proprietors and a director in the Memphis and Little Kock Railroad, besides being Interested inmauy other railroad enterprises. He retired fiom active life several years ago. , frank McMahon. Frank McMahon died Tuesday night at his home on Berlin street. East End. His death was caused by Inflammation of tbe bowels. He was 38 years of age and married. McMahon has been a member of the fire department ror 13 years. He wasat the time of his death driver on -No. 9 hose cart. His remains will be interred to-morrow morning. Obitnnry Note. Beverdt Johnson Tkavebs, a son of the late William It, Iravers, the wllty New Yorker, died Monday at tbe N.ew York Hospital, after an Illness or fire days. Ills death was due to pneumonia. .John Reed, of the old book firm of Tlcknor. Heed & Fields, died Tuesday In Boston, aged 80 years. He was Lieutenant Governor of Massa chusetts in 1851 and a member of Congress for sev eral terms. Rev. M. Dauscti. pastor of St. Andrew's Cath olic Church. Baltimore, died snddeoly Tuesday morning at the home of hts brother-in-law. Dr. George W. Barkmsn. The cause of death was ap oplexy. Father Dausch had been In Ill-health jor sume time pist and was on a sick leave. United States Commissioneb William Muib iikid, of Jersey City, died Tuesday from consump tion. Mr. Mulrheld was, when in active life, one oi the most popular men in Jersey Cltv. He stud led law, ana tor years was associated with ex Goyernor Bedie and Flood McGee lit practice. Evan Siieppiiard, who had acquired fame in England as the first African negro to acquire pro ficiency on the violin, died recently in Hetton. aged 49. He became an accomplished violinist, and had filled engagements In many theaters and with various concert troupes. Latterly he had devoted himself to teaching. John Allen, once an orchestra leader of note, died at his home la Brooklyn several days ago, aged 71. He was born, in London, and began bis career as a leader in 1840. For 30 years he was Identified with the San Francisco theaters. His rour daughthers. Klcca, Ray, Louise and Anna, are well-known dancers. Hekrt Scott Wabi, one of the foremost busi ness men of Niagara Falls, and reputed to be a millionaire, died suddenly of apoplexy Tuesday morning. He was a stockholder in hotel and manu facturing companies, director in two banks and head or the Hardnlcke Ware Manufacturing Com pany of linffalo. He began life 59 years ago with a pick and shovel. SUMMER DAYJS GOSSIP. TVhlle the Thermometer Registered Nlnety Tlires There Were Still Some People Enjoying Themselves Society on the Wine to Mountain and Ocean Other Things. The Columbus, Club has arranged for a fete and summer night concert at Silver Lake Grove next Tuesday, for which invita tions are being issued by the Chairman, Mr. P. J. McNulty. The concert will begin at 4 o'clook in tbe afternoon, continuing until midnight. There will be no admission ex cept by Invitation, over which a very severe sorutiny will be held, owing to the fact that a small impromptu dance on the fine plat form at the grove will probably form tho termination -to the cvoning's proceedings. Gnenther's orchestra will be preserlt, and the programme augmented by a number of vocalists, who will entertain with singing. The people who form what . might be termed tho Linden Club set have a graceful way of making welcome strangers who como within tho gates of the Boulevard, which ha been much admired. As soon as the newly established residents have received the formal round of calling, and are ap proved by a sort of a universal unspoken praise, they are taken into the inner circle nt a dance in the clnb house. It is totally informal, no cards being Issued, and, in stead, little verbal invitations given by an impromptu committee formed of every available energetic person. People new to Fltubnrg social life are charmed with the noveltv. Ajineclallv when thev have been re- cinientsof this graceful method of hospi tality. In order to encourage Pittsburg women In the straight and narrow path which will Anally lead to full dress nt the theater, her milliner is conceiving the pro ttiest and tiniest creations of head gear. In busineso circles where women deal the decision that they must spend more money has been reached. The little bonnets for theater nnd opera nso are such midgots that they conld almost be wrapped np in tho bank notes required for their purchase.but the same criticism cannot be mado of the price. Consummation, it is said, will soon crown the efforts that have been and still continue to be made to induce Pittsburg ladles to observe more brilliancy in their gowning at entertainments. A lepntation for fine frocks has been gained by some of the beautiful women of Pittsburg, who, however, aro strongly indif lerent in tho one particular at which this article aims. Miss Anna GuArr, of Sewickley, will be ono of tbe particular attractions which the Sevrlcklev Valley Club expects t6 present when the "Russian Wedding" Is given in the autumn at Choral Hall. Tho young ladv, who comes of a gifted family of the suburb, has been in New York, receiving instructions in reading and Delsartlsm, from some of the best metropolitan teachers, who concur In thinking her natural pirts to be most promising. Her re-appearance In Sewickley will be awaited with much eagerness. Mlis Anna is not the only clever young woman in her family. Miss Ellsey Graff, her sister, now visiting in Lafcewood, is an accomplished girl, and nn artist or distinct merit. Both young ladies are ex tremely attractive in appearance. Lady Heney Somerset has got into the bad graces of her country women and men by praising her recent hosts, the American people, somewhat at tho exponse of the peo ple of her native land. An English paper sneers at her in this fashion: "The title-loving Americans made much of her in fact, simply idolized hor. In tbe United States so deaily are the mem bers of the nobility loved that there is little or nothing the Yankees would not do for a mere lordllng, let alone for the daughter of on earl, the sister of a duchess and the daughter-in-law of a duke." Gail Hamilton is taking up Lady Henry's and the Ameri can people's cudgels lor them. The East Liberty, Wilkinsburg and. Copeland United Brethren Churches -will hold their annual union picnic to-day at Idlewlld. Great preparations have been go ing on for several weeks past, so the partici pants may look forward to spending a very enjoyable day. Speeches will be delivered by Bishop Kephart and many others and the affair promises to be very pleasant for all that attend. The members of the Reformed Presbyte rian, Church, at tVllkinsburg, will hold their lost service" next Sunday in the church that was built for them in 1843, and, on the" fol lowing Monday, It will be nulled down pre paratory to tbe erection of a hand some new church. Th'e exercises will be of a very interesting char acter and some of the most prominent ministers of the Reformed Presbyterian Church will be present and make addresses. Social Chatter. A touno woman, who intends to establish a fashionable dancing school in tho East End this coming season, announces her in tention to pass every pupil through a pre liminary examination. In other words, if a child has It not in him or her to dance it will be refused admission. It appears to be dis covered that dancing, like music, is thrown away on some young people. Miss Ella Crosby, and her sister Mrs. F. E. Merrill, of Chicago, will arrive in Pitts burg this morning irom Jfew York. They havo been visiting a twin sister of Miss Crosby, who is completing a musical educa tion under the tuition of Prof. Warner, organist of Grace Church. Ma. Wood, Mr.- Christy and Mr. Porter have been selected to become a committee having in charge arrangements for u con-, templated tennis tournament, now an an nual feature of the Sewickley Athletic As sociation, to be given in a short time. Miss Margaret C. Magek. accomDanied by her sister-in-law, Mrs. W. A. Magee,of Halket street, Oakland, will leave on Monday evening for New York from which port Miss Magee sails for Europe on August 3. A nnm berof iriends will be tbero to pay tbe voy ogeuse their devoirs. Mb, Charles GERWEnr.well known in Pitts Durg musical circles, returned home yester day from New York, where Mr. Gernert says the thermometer was as energetically regis tering the boat as in.our own town. Miss Augusts Guenther, tho accomplished yonng flutist,is being rapidly introduced be fore the public under the supervision of her gifted parent, Prof. Guenther. The young lady is using received witu lavor. A- partt of prominent Pittsburgers, among them Judge Stowe, General Pearson, Mr. James Fitzlmmons, Air. Breil, Mr. Edmund son and Mr. Archibald Kowand, left last night for Georgian Bay, Lower Canada. Mrs. Habvet Nash, of St. Joe, Mo., is a guest at present of her relative, Mrs. Alli son, of Sewickley, from whose house she will proceed to make a tour among her Nortnern friends. Mas. A. Sears, of Jacksonville, IU., ac companied by Miss Sears and Master Percy Sears, are visiting Mrs. A, N. Downing, of Edgewood avenue, Wilklnsburg. Mrs. M. Slavin and her daughter Miss Alice Slavin, of Dunbar, Pa., have returned home, arter a pleasant week's visit to rela tives in Wilklnsburg. To-kioiit the Braun Cotillion Club will hold its fourth lawn fete in Windsor Grove. Bellcvue, with the Gernert orchestra in at tendance. MiS3 Mart Curben, of Washington, who lias been the guest of Miss Lizzie Maladey, of Cliff street.for the past week, has returned home. Mies Dora Downing, of Waverly, O., Is visiting her brother, A. N. Downing, of Edge wood avenue, Wilklnsburg. Mr. Bernard Batfertt. of the East End, will in a short time leave for an Atlantic City sojourn. A cottage at Conn eant Lake is being oc cupied this summer by Mr. and Mrs. Joseph B. shea. Mjss Mart Sfeer, of Oakland, is visiting Miss Bicketson at Nonqult, Mass. HE IS IU THE TIN TBADB. The Democratic Platform Does Not Suit a Gotham Manufacturer. New Toek, July 27. Ex-Park Commis sioner Daniel M. Somcrs, of Brooklyn, has resigned from the Democratic General Com mittee and declared that he will not support Cleveland, as he cannot indorse the free trade plank of the Democracy. Mr. bottlers is one of the leading tin manu facturer' of the country. Since the adop tion of tho McKmley bill, Somers Brothers, ot which Mr. Somers is a members, have put up an immense tin fnctory in Brooklyn. Not Even Stnndlng Room. Boston Herald.; General Bldwoll says he will not take the stump; but the chances are that he never will be missed wben the campaign gets fairly started. There will be no stumps to spare. CURIOUS CONDENSATIONS. Buckles were first made in 1680. The Shah of Persia has a tobacco pipe worth $40O,0CO. Key "West, Fla., has a great-grand mother who Is not yet 40 years old. In the United States there are about 16,000,000 cows, one for every four persons. Flower farming for the manufacture of perfume Is being carried on In Australia. In the year 1633 a tnlip bulb was sold for $2,200 In Holland. It weighed 200 grains.", The manufactures oi cigarettes has in creased In 13 years from 233,000,000 to 2,877,000.. 000. A copy of the first edition of the "Vicar of Wakefield" was sold a short time ago for $480. The maintenance of the Sultan's harem is said to cost Turkey 30,000.000 gold rubles yearly. The St Iiouis Chief of Police requires the 1,000 Chinese in that city to be photo graphed. A 'young man aged 21 years married his aunt, who was 45 years old, at Dayton, O., a few days ago. . Maine supplies most of the Christmas trees in New York City, and exports many to South America. An ordinary day coach weighs about 80,000 pounds: Pullman sleepers weljb. about 75,000 pounds. A field of wheat is reported to have floated down the Missouri river past At chison, Kan., recently. Miss Nina Cromwell, of Detroit, is the owner of a bible which is said to have been the property of Oliver CromwelL Wooden railroads were built in Eng land in 1C02; iron rails were first used in 1739; the first iron railroad was laid in America in 1827. Lace-making was first done by Barbara Uttman about 1550, though the invention is claimed for an earlier data by Franco and Italy. Brass pins were first made by tha Sarncens in Spain in A. D. 800; were brought to England by Catharine of Arragon, wife of Henry VIIL The first electric light was the inven tion of Stnlto & Petrie, in 1846, bnt scores of men hive since made improvements and adapted it to popular use. Indian newspapers tell of a school teacher in Lackhnrabad who was attacked by a lion and kept the animal at bay with a common broom until assistance arrived. California, Mo., young ladies have or ganized a cooking club, and tho young men, in retaliation, have established an eating club. Beclprocity has been determined on. A Canadian customs officer distinguished himsolfafew days ago by assessing a Buf falo Snndav school picnic party $9 60 on ice cream which they took over into Canada as part of their luncn. e The water clock was known in Rome B. C. 153. Dial clocks were first put up in A. D. 913; striking clocks were Saracenic, about 801; pendulum clocks were invented in 1041; repeating clocks in 1676. The costliest paintings of modern timet have proven to be Meissonier's "1S14" and Millet's "Tho Aneelns." 31. Chauchard gave 850,000 francs ($170,000) for "1814- and 750,000 francs ($150,000) for "The Angelas." The first handkerchiefs on the British J islands were mado in Pai-dey, Scotland, 1743; I were made popular on the Continent by tbe Empress Josephine, who had bad teeth, and held her handkerchief Defore her mouth when she laughed. There is a rock in Mexico which fore tells the weather. In fair weather it wears a nentral tint, and when it is about to rain it turns to a dingy red. Its temperature in creases, nnd it appeirs as if it were being heated by an internal fire. One of the features of the Fourth of July parade at Trinidad, Col., was a Chinese band, consisting of 31 Chinese residents of that town, attired in resplendent oriental costnmes and playing on fearful and won derful instruments of sound. Cbromatopseudopsis is tha medical term for color blindness, and statistics show that men are much more chromatop seudoptically inclined than women. A man Invariably succumbs to hopeless chromatop seudoptitnde when he tries to- match(a rib bon. ' s 2&1 Envelopes were first used In France la the time of Louis XIY. In the Egerton col lection of manuscripts at the British Mu seum there is an envelope, something like those of the present day, which contains a letter written by Madame Pompadour la 1760. Miss Ella Ewing, of Scotland county Mo., is a coy damsel of 13 summers who measures S feet 2 Inches in hieght and 13 still growing. She is said to be retiring in disposition, but exhibits quite an amount of exuberant girlishness among her intimate friends. An advertisement for a man to fill tho position of hangman has been puolished in the Vienna Official Gazette. The salary offered is $220 per annum, with $50 for lodgings and $100 Jor two assistants. Candidates must give certificates or ability, experienco and good character. Tbe most costly book in the world is declared to be a Hebrew Bible, now in tbe Vatican. In the year 1512 it is said that Pope Jules IL refused to sell this Hebrew Bible for Its weight in gold, which would amount to $103,000. This is the greatest price ever offered for a book. An enterprising English firm desires to put boardings along the banks of the Suez Canal and lease these accommodations for advertising purp ses. They havo an idea that a considerable revenue can be derived from this novel source. The Egyptian Gov ernment is now considering the proposi tion. The beantifnl enamjled cup of Charles VI. of France has been acquired by the Brit ish museum nt tho expense, not only of the nation, but of several subscribers, who gen erously made up the necessary sum for the purchase. The cup was presented by James L or England to tho constable of the Castlla , in 1610. SIISCELLANEOCS MEKKIjIENTi Merritt That was a pretty hard doctor's bill I liadto pay. DeGarry How was that? Merritt Yon see it was for injuries received by being thrown from a horse I was riding by the doc tor's advice. 2euj York Evening un. Miss Smilax I'm very glad to hear you say that yon love me, Mr. Wooden: I have long hoped for It: but, pray, do not remain longer upon yonr Lnees. Wooden-Oh. I prefer to. I'm more used to thU way. Boston Courier. Our baby's but a little thing That scarce two stones doth weigh; Bat lie can lift a two-ton voice Just ninety times a day. Baltimore Xewt. "X understand" remarked the funny man to the editor, "that there is to be a collection of newspaper Jokes on exhibition at the World's Fair." 'In the archicologtcal department,- I suppose," observed the edlbyr pleasantly, as a festive roach dragged the paste off the desk and let It fall on Use floor with a dull thvuL-Detroit Dree Press. One evening as we strolled along the sand, And listened to the wavelet's mnslc low, 1 asked the maid If I mUht kls her hand. And with a pout and frown she answered no. Abashed and trembling to my linger tips. I begged she woulcTforget what had occurred. And added, "Won't yon let me kiss yoor lips!" She redly blushed, bat never 6ul a word. Sew lork Press. "Jones is a very able man, isn't he?" "Well, yes; bat he Is too much like a weather vane, shifting to catch the wind of popular favor. "Certainly: that's what I said. " "What!" "That he Is variable, of course." "Oh." Chicago Mill, The tramp no longer goes to church, As he once used to do. The reason's this: a park bench is Much cooler than a pew. Brooklyn Eagle. Wickwire It is a wonder to me that col lege pro lessors are to unassuming as a class when I consider huw they are looked up to by their stu dents. Prof. Potterby You forget how we are looked down upon by tbe graduates ou commencement a$,j. Indianapolis Journal. , "John," she said,"I wish yon would quit bumming 'Heaven Is My Home. " "Why?" he asked in surprise. "Becansewben you are oat home Is the last piece you think of going to." Washington Star, &&&sxzai'ZU .J3-J. 'iisiS