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The courtesy of re turning rejected manuscripts will be extended uhen stamps for that purpose are inclosed, but the Editor of The Dispatch will under no ctr cvmstances be responsible or the care 0 unsolic ited manuscripts. POSTAGE All persons -who mall the Fnnday issue of The Dispatch to friends should bear In mind the fact that the post age thereon is Two (2) Cents. All double and triple number copies of The Dispatch require a S-cent stamp to Insure prompt delivery. FITTsBUKG. SUN'DAT. JULY 17. ISM. a local roruLARrrr. The reduction in Mr. Gladstone's ma jority in the Midlothian constituency, is nude much of by the Tories as indicating a popular rebuke to Home Rule. Mr. Gladstone finds an explanation more satis factory to himself iathe opposition of the Scotch Church. Butthereisroomfordoubt whether the actual and active cause which cut down the Liberal leader's vote is not the familiar one in all representative coun tries, of local popularity against national reputation. It is an old experience that a man who cultivates the local f eelinjj can often over set the man who neglects that parochial sentiment for the settlement of national questions. It has been done time and again in this country, and not infrequently in England. In Mr. Gladstone's case it only had the effect of a reduced majority. The biographical sketches of the opposition candidate indicate that this was tire sentiment operating in the Midlothian vote. Col Wamhope, it is said, "could probably have been beaten by no one but Mr. Gladstone himself." lie was a large landholder, Iclosely con nected with the local interests, popular, with a good military record, and "he has assiduously devoted several ynars to nurs ing the Midlothian constitu " This tells, the whole i places ne decreased vote- ouUt, ufluences -r 'qtjon")T)j!icy. It isvtue local feeling . the national one and the main wonder is that the national spirit came out so well as it did, with 690 majority. THE DISTRICT ATTORNEY'S PLIGHT. The case of District Attorney Burleigh in the matter of compensation for his services, as disclosed to the Court yester day, is one of undeserved hard lines. The District Attorney was not among the officers who reached out last fall for the large salaries which they thought came to them when the county exceeded 500,000 population. The enactment they took to favor them did not cover the District Attorney's office. Controller Grier made a stout and successful resistance to the iffort of these county officials to get the larger salaries; and the opinion of the Supreme Court made their last state worse than the first by holding that, under the law, they were entitled to even less than they had been getting. It so happens that, while the District Attorney would not have been benefited had they won, he is most damaged by their failure, being thrown back to compensation fixed by the act of 72, which provides practi cally that in no case shall he have more than 54,000 per annum, and that he get nothing at all unless .there is a surplus after the receipts of the office have paid all expenses of clerk hire and the salary of the Assistant District Attorney and his help. Controller Grier is perfectly right in his contention that the Controller can only recognize the law as it may be construed by the Court At the same time the fact remains that if adequate compensation is not made for the District Attorney, that official and it may be said justly of Mr. Burleigh that he is one of the ablest and most successful Allegheny county has ever had must either relinquish the place for more profitable private practice, or else continue working brilliantly for the public and board and clothe himself. Mr. Burleigh no doubt is not insensible to glory. But glory does not pass current for beefsteak, nor should it be his sole com pensation. Whether the courts can find a way out of the dilemma is not soure. It is clear, however, that Mr. Burleigh has excellent grounds for asking an under standing as to the quid pro quo which does not seem to be forthcoming for services. BEARING THEIR BURDEN. A very readable article by W. A. Crof fut elsewhere gives some interesting views of noted millionaires on the misfort unes of the extremely wealthy. In the thoughts urged there is a good deal of tound sense and originality. Mr. Depew points cut that the man who has a million can get all the personal enjoyment out of his fortune that one with a hundred mill ions can. The late Mr. Cyrus W. Field credits the desire to accumulate vast fort unes beyond the limit where wealth brings additional pleasures to the same feelings as Grant's -pleasure in his vic tories, that of pre-eminence. Russell Sage disclaims pleasure in swelling his hoards, but he has to keep at lthecause that is his trade. Mrs. Elizabeth Thompson bewails the inability of great wealth to do good by giving it to others; while a capitalist dis cieetly suppressing his personality claims that the greatest philanthropists are not those who give money away out tnose wno put vast industries in operation and budd bttraiusiufB iuu. idmuauA Underlying all this is the sentiment that I the extremely rich are laboring under a burden which makes them the objects of special sympathy and toleration. To this there Is a very evident answer. They can very easily rid themselves of the woes of wealth if they desire. Such an answer does not of course apply to the complaint of a philanthropist like Mrs. Thompson that her benefaction are apt to do harm than good. But with regard to the others, who profess to regard wealth as a burden merely from a selfish point of view, it Is pertinent to remark that they can shift the burdens to other shoulders if they desire. So far from manifesting any especial de sire of that sort, most of them are earnestly engaged in taking that burden away from others by means of stock market manipu lations and the other prevailing ways of getting hold of other people's money. It is safe to say that when men of wealth really and truly regard wealth as a burden, they will cease to pursue It by fair means and foul FOOLISH REPORTS. Among the silly reports growing out of the Homestead trouble we are not sur prised to find some indicating that other cities would like to make capital at the expense of Pittsburg. The Chicago paper which said that the Camegie Company contemplated moving the various plants of the concern to Chicago tnought, per haps, the statement good enough, hit or miss, to advertise the Windy City a bit, now that the World's Fair prospectuses are becoming slightly monotonous. When a Philadelphia paper, later on, came out with a declaration that it was to Philadel phia the Carnegie Company thought of moving, nobody, of course, took that to be a deliberate misstatement. The same perception of the usual order of things in the two cities compels us to believe that whereas Chicago was doubtless trying to advertise itself, dear old Philadelphia was merely talking tn its sleep. These Homestead occurrences the whole affair of lock-out and strike and bloodshed and ill feeling have been deeply regretted by every good and sen sible citizen of Pittsburg for Pittsburg is the nerve center of the great industrial rpgion of which Homestead is part; and the interests of all these surrounding towns are our interests. But the regret does not come from fear that the Carnegie or any other company will move its plant out of Western Pennsylvania. To say nothing of the absurdity of moving plants worth millions of dollars hundreds of miles through the country, there is no place within its confines to equal their present location. It is not by accident that Western Pennsylvania presents the scene of industry it does. This is the place where all the great industrial plants have made the money which built them, and all their other assets as welL And, to do justice to the Carnegie firm upon this head, it is only fair to say that of all our manufacturing concerns none has more no tably pursued the policy of investing and reinvesting, extending old works and building new ones in Allegheny and adjacent counties upon an enormous scale. Here the immense concern has made its profits. Here it has multiplied its inter ests in such a way as should have con vinced anyone there was not a shadow of possibility behind the story of intended removal. When Pittsburg deplores the differences which have culminatedso bitterly between capital and labor, it is not only because of the intrinsic loss which attaches to them, but for the wrong impression they create abroad. Strikes and lockouts are the worst methods of settling differences. It is like as if A. said to B. ."We do not acree about this natter; let us go down to the river and toss our dollars into the deepest pool, and see which of us will hold out the longer. " This is not a rational way to settle any matter capaDle of being adjusted by rea son, by a mutual and honest comparison of facts, and by the kindly and fair feel ing which ought to exist among sensible men. It is not pleasant to think that here in a great industrial center, after so many years of working together, some better plan should not have grown up. We are not surprised that Chicago with its mixed in terests, the fantastic Ideas of some of its fluctuating papulation as to the undesir ablhty of steady government, and other disadvantages, should have frequent and extended strikes, and lock-outs in various trades; but here, In Pittsburg, in indus tries of long standing, where employers and employed are the same people pretty much from year to year, there is less ex cuse. The present difficulties in Pittsburg, however they terminate, will assuredly not cost a single manufacturing concern to this region. But it will be a sad thing if they do not lead up to the-practical wis dom that will guard better against both lock-outs and strikes in the future. THE ULTIMATE CAUSE. A valuable contribution toward the in quiry now so assiduously being carried on in all quarters as to the first cause of troubles similar to that at Homestead, ap pears in this issue in an article by Mr. Chace of the Bourne Mills, Fall River, on profit-sharing. That writer, who advocates this form of limited co-operation from his own experience, basps his advocacy on the policy of trusting labor to do good work when it shares the prosperity resulting from such.. He gives the most practical argument in its favor by adducing the fact that cotton mills which share their net earnings with labor have by that incentive to careful and intelligent.work paid divi dends when other mills which refused to tolerate the idea have paid no dividends at all. Such results must enforce the pecuni ary value of the new system upon manu facturers. But the great strength of profit-sharing in a public point of view Is the hope It holds out of avoiding such conflicts as those now going on in this neighborhood. When the prosperity of an industry is ob--viously shared between employers and em ployed, the causes of dispute many not be entirely removed but they will be greatly lessened. -It is certain that such changes as will encourage workmen to become their own employers on a small scale give a prospect worth thinking about of re moving many of the causes of labor dis turbance. THE EUROPEAN QUARREL. There is a decided note of opera boufe, or more exactly of the comic style cre ated by Gilbert, in the last subject which has been selected to demonstrate the irre pressible enmity between France and Germany. Whether the old topics of quarrel have failed, or whether there was a continental demand for a little variety in the international gnashing of teeth, the chronic Franco-German war appears to be on the eve of a new outbreak over the supposedly pacific matter of Industrial Expositions. It Is rather difficult at this distance and it may well be at closer quarters to tell exactly where the enmity started. It seems that Germany pre-empted the I right to bold a Universal Exposition in Berlin in 1896, and France thereupon rose up with the proposition to inaugurate the century by the ehef-dauvra of all Exposi tions in 1900. But this put the German back up. Why the German choler should be roused by a proposition to hojd a French exposition four years later Is hard to tell If the French had meanly slipped in an exposition In 1895, the year before the Berlin show, there might be cause for wrath in Berlin. But while the., cause is somewhat ob scure, there is no doubt as to tbe fact The German spirit was roused to a retort, which was considered crushing. A Ger man paper asserted that the Berlin expo sition of 1896 will show the world that the nineteenth century is ''the German cen tury." This assertion, which calmly wipes out the French achievements In the exposition line, and hints indirectly at German conquest, raises French wrath to that point where, as Sergeant Maccombich says of Fergus Maclvor, "blood generally has to be let for these attacks." So, be tween German umbrage and French irrita tion, the question of exhibiting the tri umphs of peace, becomes about as strik ing a spectacle of quarrel as the world need wish for. Let us sincerely hope that If France and Germany must fight, they will find some thing more reasonable to fight over than industrial expositions. LABOR CONTRASTS. A comparison of the condition of En glish labor with American from the En glish point of view Is made in the special article by Henry Tuckley published else where. The comparison is principally by contrasts, and the contrasts lean rather heavily to the advantage of the United States. First, it is pointed out that American workingmen are less closely organized and less unyielding in upholding their or ganizations than the English. The reason for this is the sufficient one that there is less need for it here than there. It is also pointed out that while politicians in all countries profess friendship for labor, En glish legislation has gone much further with strictly labor measures than has ever been seriously contemplated in this coun try. This is explained by the same reason as the other contrast. The American workingman who can lay aside a provision for old age, and frequently owns bis house, is an almost unknown factor in England. On the contrary, English legislation Is im pelled by the repressing fact that of the workingmen who reach the age of 60 nearly one-half are charges on public charity. The superior condition of American la bor as compared with English does not at all militate with the right of our workmen to use all lawful means to maintain and in crease their wages. Due weight, however, should be given to the fact as gratifying to American sentiment and as arguing that the English economic system is not necessarily one that this country is bound to adopt Such a contrast as that from an un prejudiced source is worth many columns of abstractions and generalities on the beauties of free trade. IN SEDUCTIVE FORM. We have received a copy of the Pitts burg Journal, devoted to tbe promulga tion of the single tax idea, with a blue pencil mark around an article copied from the Standard and written by Henry George, referring to Hyattsville, Md., as "an outright single tax town." This we suppose to be in answerto the recent com ments of The Dispatch on the allega tion that the single tax experiment was being tried there. Yet if Mr. George accepts the Hyatts ville tax as his'long-advocate single tax, it is the most wonderful case of transition from the sublime of the appropriation of land values by taxation to the ridiculous of a very light rate of taxation. The great and radical claim of Mr. George in times past has been that property in land, apart from improvements, should be taken for the public by taxine it the entire rental value. The local journal of that cult contains a large number of quotations, ranging from authorities like the Book of Leviticus to Black Hawk and the Brahmins, expressing the idea that land should not be individual property. Yet wo are presented, as a practical realization of that idea, with the Hyatts ville levy of one-fourth of one per cent on the assessed value, or presumably about one-twenty-fourth of the rental. More over, while the Henry George propaganda have heretofore proclaimed that the system would wipe out the speculative value of land, the supporter of the Hyatts ville policy announces that its first result will be to increase land values. Every real estate owner In Allegheny county would be glad to have his land property taken from him in that way. But the people who do not own land and would have to make up the shortage in revenue might offer very cogent objec tions. Chairman Caster was born in Ohio, and again the Buckeye State looms forth as the producer of prominent politicians and statesmen. Sunday is a great day for criticism. Those who don't go to church can criticise what they are pleased to call the inconsist ency or those who do. People who attend places of worship can criticise the sermon, the singing;, or the costumes or their fel lows. And if these be not enough, there is the all-absoiblng occupation of critical self analysis to fall back on. What a tunny sight Stevenson makes traveling a thousand miles or sOjusttobe told something he knows well enough already. ' DID she but know how to appreciate her blessings, the mature spinster would bo duly thankful, during the sea bathing season at least, that she is cappy and hairless while her less fortunate ttiouglr more juvenilo sister can hardly be happy and careless while she has her hair to manage daring and after every immersion. Pittsburg would be bathed in reflected glory by Christopher Magee's appointment to the Secretaryship of the National Com mittee. As the Pittsburg ball team won the first three games it played and finished in the sixth place at the end of the first division of the League season. It Is quite a hopeful sign that the second division was begun with a tie for tile first and a defeat for the second game. Some of Bigelow'g options are likely to prove a site too much for the city's purse, when it comes to an actual appropriation. It is said that one of the agitators who brought about the explosion of the 'Frisco mill is an Anarchist who speaks five lan guages. He need only know five words in each tongue to explain that "Anarchy moans Indolent brute force." . Since all's swell that ends swell tbe party of fashion should pay special atten tion to the pnrchaso of shoes and hats. Ad the result of an accident in Texas it mtht bo well for workmen to ascertain whether there is a certainty that a side tracked train will bo unmoved during their sleep before proceeding to make their beds beneath Its cars. Our inland seas can now compete on an equal basis with the oceans, as a sea serpent has bean observed on Lake Erie. It is now generally believed that the heavy electrical storm on Friday night was due to tbe unluckr nature of the day, and tbe fact that a well attended concert was In progress in Highland Park. The Hotlse Is still suffering from inter mittent no quorum, and the disease threatens to become chronic. The captain of a steamer on Lake Erie reports' a sea serpent fifty feet long and fonr feet in circumference, with a terrible look ing head. It would be interesting to know what brand tho boat carries. Ix is not considered necessary to give Hill any official notification of Cleveland's nomination. The conversational bore Is like Sara&on in tnat he kill thousands with the Jaw bone of an ass. But the Philistinism is generally on blsldo and not on that of his victims. New York banks are by no means the only corporations loath to part with their gold. Land Commissioner Thos. H.Carter, of Montana, will have a land office busi ness to conduct as Chairman of the Republi can National committee. As this is Sandav a few showers need call for no expression of surprise. It is a long distance from Atlantic City to Spain. Bat an attempt to make the pas sago in a fourteen-foot boat Is little short of indirect suicide. MUNDANE METEORS. Signor Bomero, Finance Minister of Mexico, is seriously ill. General James W. Husted is in a critical condition. He is prostrated by heart failure, aggravated by the hot weather last week. Postmaster General Wanamakkr arrived at Atlantic City yesterday and re mains at his Cape May Point cottage until to-moirow. Miss Maud Morgan is canceling some, if not all, of her concert engagements for the next few weeks, on account of her father's death. William J. White, Congressional candidate in one of the Cleveland, O., dis tricts, has about $800,000, made in the manu facture of chen ing gum. The Emperor of Germany is on a whaling cruise in tne North Sea. Ho is in excellent nealtht and Willi eturn to Beilin in August at the time of tbe accouhemont of the Empress. Mr. William Walter PnELPS yester day gave a dinner in honor of ex-Senator Ingalls, at Berlin. Many Americans were present. The ex-Senator will start for Vienna to-day. W. Clark Noble, the sculptor, has completed a statno of William Ellery Chan nlng for the city or Newport, and is now ready for casting. Tho flgure it is nine feet high, and will stand upon a ten-foot pedes tal. Lady Simpson, who was presented at the Queen's May Drawing Eoom and whose presentation was canceled by the Bt. Hon. Earl of Latham, the Lord Chamberlain, has been reported to he an American. She as well as Mrs. Stratt, however, who presented her, are both English. ' Bishop Phillips Brooks devotes hardly more time to the composition of his sermons than did the late Henry AVard Beecher. Mr. Beecher used sometimes to delay that essential proceeding till Sunday morning after breakfast, and on occasions when in tbe pulpit he would discard the material thus prepared for a new idea that had struck him. POLLY WENT ON A LABS. A Philadelphia Parrot Takes a Vacation but Is Stopped by a Crow. Philadelphia, July 16. Polly Mitchell, of 370 South Fourth street, returned home the other day after an unexpected absence of three days, and the Nineteenth district police were busy until late in the evening transmitting congratulations to their supe rior officer for tho recovery or bis much prized parrot. Nothing was heard from her until Sunday, when she was discovered by sevoral small boys perched on the limb of a tieein St. Peter's graveyard, Fourth and Pino streets, shouting at the top of hor voice, "Polly Mitchell!" "Polly Mitchell!" Lieutenant Mitchell heard of tbe location of the missing bird and repaired to the spot. After carry ing into effect every scheme his mind could devise calculated to dislodge the bird, and listening with characteristic patience to a thousand or more suggestions from the neighbois and their numerous progeny, tho owner of the obstinato Polly gave up the at tempt. The bird retained her position through out the night, and early in the inoi ning the Juveniles before referred to held a council of war and renewed the attack. A continu ous bombardment was kept up during the morning, duiing which nil the loose cobble stones within several squares and an air gun wcro called into requisition. It was pro posed to summon Battery A to the spot and try the effeot of Gatllng guns, but its ab sence at Gretna nipped this proposal in the hud, and the bird would in all piobabillty still be in tho tree but for the opportune ar rival of a crow. The crow scented Polly and swooped down on hor with hostile intent. Polly met the crow half way and there was a thrilling midair battle, during which several of Polly beautiful feathers fluttered to the giound. After retreating to Filth street, Polly's attempted to i etum to tho foliage of the graveyaid, but the ciow blocked the way, and after a short trip to the noithwaid Polly dropped into Union street, tuckered out. A fireman from tho Union streot truck house rescued the blid and received a vicious bite on his ii-'ht thumb. Polly was then turned over to her owner. THE SHERMAN ARII-TKDSX LAW To Be Tested by the Electric Light People in n Boston Municipal Cns?. Boston, July 16. ISpecial -Still another attempt is to be made to test the validity of the Sherman anti-trust law, and this time the defendants are the General Electric Company, of New York; the Edison General Company, of New York; the Thomson-Houston Company, of Boston; Sidney B. Paine, A. R. Bush and C. A. Coffin, of Lynn, and Eugene Griffith, of Boston, tne latter officers and agents of the defendant companies. Tho bills aro brought under the anti-trust statute and, alleging that the defendants are endeavoring to cieate a monopoly and drivo the plaintiff out of business, ask for an injunction. It is alleged that the plaintiffs have, in re sponse to an advertisement by the State House Annex Commissioners, made pro posals to furnish clcctrio light lor the annex, nnd that, although they are the low est bidders, they nio in danger of losing the contract because tho defendant, the General Electric Company, whioh is a consolidation of the two other companies named, has fraudulently represented to the commis sioners that the plaintiff is infringing pat ents of the defendants and that it cannot fulfill its contracts. Tne court is naked to restrain the defendants from interfering In any way with the plaintiff or its business. Judge Colt refused to grant a restraining order, nnd set tho caso down for a hearing July 25. Too Good a Business Man, Philadelphia Press. Bearing in mind that William a Whitney is a man of fine business ability, it doesn't seem strange that he snould refuse the chair manship of the National Democratic Com mittee. No business man of any judgment wonld care to invest his time and money in an enterprise so risky and Insecure. Dodging the Real Issue. Baltimore American. The "force bill" issue, which the Demo crats are endeavoring to shove to tho front to the exclusion of the tariff and free silver, is altogether too transparent. It is simply an expedient for a bad situation, and it will not woik. A LOOK AROUND, What a Jot of money is turned into ashes in this city Cigar ashes, I mean. And yot it is called tho City of Tobies, and that particular form of an early demise is snp posed to supplant other and higher priced tobacoos. Cigarettes sen enormously, tbe gross sales running up into tho millions, but x muse coniess I was lather sumriseu wnen I was told yesterday by two leading dealers that their combined sales of clgarsaraounted to 1,600,000 annually. That runs into money, too, for the average is not too high at $100 a thousand or $790,000 for two concerns alone. It is true, however, that they do the bulk of the importing and handle nearly all the trade in fine Havana or Key West goods. Of the 5,000,000 of cigars which wo sell," remarked ono of the men referred to, "at least 3.600,000 are imported. Some of thorn run up as high as $800 for 1,000. It is wonder ful how the trade in finer grades of cigars has grown in Pittsburg in tbe last half dozen years. The 2 for 5 and 5 cent business is not what it wits to legitimato dealers, bnt to druggists and small dealers, who buy di rectly from the manufacturer, it is still enormous." There is something singularly fitting in the drifting of trade in 2 for 5 cigars to the drugstores. You can got tbe cause and tho remedy from the same dealer out of the same bill. There is agood deal of talk about the diffi culties In the way of good asphalt pave ment, but Washington does not seem to find It difficult to get a first rate quality, which wears evenly nnd stays put. In hot weather it cuts up, to be sure, and foot prints are as clearly marked as on the sea beach at low tide, but it seems to sink to a level again and does not lun off into a sewer or disap pear entirely as some pavements do. Boss Sheppard, who started all this sort or thing in Washington, is at the bead of tbe asphalt combination which rules things In this coun try, and ho seems to still have pride in his old kingdom, and sees to it that good mate rial is usoa. I met a man yesterday who said he had come to Pittsburg because he heard it had a good climate. I recommended him to Sam son around on Sixth avenue. And so Colonel Kyarter, of Montana, is to boss the National Republicans for a while. This is the flist direct appearance of the reinstatement of the influence of Rus sell Harrison in this campaign. Tbe new Chairman is not exactly a giant, but he will work hard, nnd if he has help will show up well. His weakness will be his lack of knowledge of men, methods and manners in the country at large. He will have to lean on Clarkson for details and introduc tions to the leaders. The new single reduction cars on the Birmingham road are the best things of that sort the Westlnghouse Company has ever turned out. Tbey rido smoothly and run almost noiselessly, so much so, indeed, that if the motormen do not give ample warning there will be many accidents. It is evident that these small, light cars will entirely drivo the heavy ones out of use on this road, as they have on the Duquesne. Iirthe way of little public nuisances, such as I have been calling attention to recently, I want to ask why it is that the East End cannot have at least the somblance of a messenger service from the Central Dis trict Company. As it is, there is next to no chance ot getting an uniformed mes&en rer boy at the East Liberty office of the Western Union. In many cases in order to get a boy to co a mile away on an errand yon have to telenhonc in to the city office nnd add abont five miles to tho distance traveled by the boy. It may be said that there are not many calls for boys in the East End. This can be met with the answer that it might have been true in the old days, bat it would be different if people knew they ooula depend on getting a boy when tbey sent for one. James P. Burke, Secretary pro tern, "Be publican National Committee I i Waltzb. A HEW TELEPHONE LINE. It Is to Be Cheaper and to Connect Phila delphia Willi Chicago. Philadelphia, July 18. A New York tele phone syndicate, which has offered to fur nish a service in this city at less rates than those of the Bell Telephone Company, in. consequence of the leccnt effort of the Trades League for lower rates, has informed Thomas Martin dale, Chairman of the Trades League Telephone Committee, that it is leady to connect Philadelphia with Chicago by a long distance te e phone. "A test will bo made this afternoon. The syndicate will pay all expenses of clearing the wire and placing the instrument in this city, while theTrades League will defray tho expense of sending two men to Chicago to do the same. The Leagrc will alo consider the offer of the syndicate to build a tele phone system in this city, provided it can teem e a chaiter, and to inrnisli 'phones at $00 a year, or one-half the present rate of the Bell Telephono Company. The New York capitalists claim that they have cer tain patents which give it the right to oper ate tho telephone system without infringing upon the patents of tbe Bell telephone. HE GAVE UP THE C1GAH& A Quaker City Man Attempted to Smuggle n Box Ashore. Philadelphia, July 16 Customs Inspector Pepper yesterday seized a box of cigars which a visitor to the steamship Switzer land endoavorcd to smuggle ashore beneath his coat. As the man passed him Inspector Popper noticed an unnatural protubeianco under his left arm and that, notwithstanding the excessive heat, he had his coat buttoned. Tho Inspector stopped him and compelled him to open his coat, discloing then ickage. Despite his entreaties to be allowed to keep it, the box was taken from him and sent to tho seizui e l oom in the United States Public Stores, where, after it has remained a year, it will be sold. A NEW VOICE FOB SUNDAY CLOSING. World's Fair Resolntlons Passed by tbe Baptist Tonne; People at Detroit. Detroit, July 16 This morning's session of the Baptist Young Poople's Union Con vention opened with an open parliament on ' Local Methods," conducted by Rev. 8. A. Nortlinp, or Ft. Wayne, Ind.. and partici pated in bv many present. Tho following was passed: "Resolved, That tho Baptist Young Peo ple's Union of America, in convention as sembled, most earnestly calls the attention of Christian people of America to the im poitanceof Smiciay closing of the World's Columbian Exposition, and requests tbe IIoiiso of Representatives to pass the Senate bill containing the provisions for dosing the Fair on Sunday and prohibiting the sale of Intoxicating liquors on the ground." An Invisible Aurora Borealls. Cincinnati, July 16. Electricians in the Western Union Telegraph office here report an unusually heavy electrical storm passing over the country from east to west. It was observed first about 10 A. v., on the New York wires, later on tbe wires to Atlanta and then at St. Louis. If It were night the storm would be visible In an unusually bright aurora borealls. OUTBOUND. July Century. J A lonely sail In the vast sea-room, I have put out for tbe port of gloom. The voyage Is far on the trackless tide. The watch Is long, and tbe seas are w lde. The headlands bine In the sinking day Kiss me a hand on the outward way. The fading gnlls, as tbey dip and veer. Lift me a voice that Is good to hear. The great winds corns, and the heaving sea. The restless mother, is calling me. The cry of her heart Is lone and wild, btarthing the night for her wandered child. Beautiful, weariless mother of mine. r In tbe drifl of doom I am here, I am thine. Beyond the fathom of hope or fear. From bourn to bourn of tho dusk 1 steer. Swept on the wake of tbe stars. In the stream ' Of a roving tide from dream to dream. i Bliss Carmen. ,A CASE FOB TBS C0TOT& Legal Methods Which Shonld Havo'Entirely Averted the Trouble at IlomesteaJ. Philadelphia Pnblio Ledger. Under the provisions of tho act of June 16, 1836, power is conferred upon the Courts of Common Pleas for "tho prevention or re straint of the commission or continuance of aots contrary to law and prejudicial to the interests of tho community or the richts of "individuals." Under this act the remedy is plain, simple and direct. The Homestead workmen, contrary to law, were preventing the owners from access to their property with such new men as they might wish to introduce. This was prejudicial to tho in terests of the community and also to tho rights of the owners as Individuals. If tbe owners had filed a bill in the Allegheny County Common Pleas alleging the nnlawf ul acts, and showing that they were preju diOIal to their rights as Individuals, and making the leaders of the workmen par ties defendants, the Court must havo entertained the lurisdtctton, and. Upon the facts helnc- pstnhHh.l r.int Ii&vm granted the injunction restraining tbede londants and their confederates from their unlawful acts. Tills could have been done proroptlr. A preliminary injunction conld have been granted neon presentation of the bill, a day appointed, 21 or48 hours after ward, for hearing amotion todlsBOlve, and. If the injunction had been contlnuod, the Court could have issued tho nocessary proc ess to compel obedience to Its orders. If the dotendants and their confederates per sisted in their unlawful acts, the Court could have attached and imprisoned them for con tempt, and, if need De, could have com manded tho whole force or the county to en foice obedlenre to its mandates. And further, if required, the Governor could have been calleu upon to aid with the whole armed force or the State. With such a movement as this, the angry ana threatening mob surrounding the mill would have been disintegrated and broken up. There is a Dower In the majesty of the law, when enforced thiough the processes of the court with intelligence, dignity and firm ness, that strikes awe into wrong-doers. These men would soon have realized bow powerless they weie. They would have given up the unequal contest and abandoned the lawless struggle. Had some suoh course as this been promptly taken, tho terrible scenes of the 6th instant would have been averted, and the mill owners would now have been well on their way in the vindi cation and successful establishment of their rights and control of their property. Precipitate and hysterical action seldom achievoi success, and often creates and in tensifies difficulties which conld have been avoided if the proceedings had been orderly and taken alter due thought and delibera tion. We have faith in the law-abiding character pf all classes of American citizens. The leaders ot the Homestead operatives nre men of intelligence, and many of them men of property. They could not have afforded to stand out in defiance of the orders or the Court or in open resistance of its authority. A resoluto Judge could have brought these men Into subjection to the orders of the Court with the employment of no more force than Is oidlnarily required in attach ing ordinary offenders agaiu-t Its decrees. Aagaln, it is to be remembered that the troops now at Homestead cannot be kept there always, and when they withdraw there is danger of a revival or the angry and threatening attitude of the workingmen. If a bill wero filed and an injunction ob tained this wonld be continuous, and its remedial process could be put into force at any time, whether one or six months hence. A BEMAEKABLE SUN-SPOT. Results or Some Observations Taken at Chicago Observatory. Chicago, July 16. The active snn-spot in high southern heliographic latitude, which crossed the sun's central meridian July 13, was the seat yesterday of a very remarkable phenomenon. A photograph taken with the spectro-hollograph or the Kenwood Ob servatory at II o'clock July 13, showed noth Ing remarkable in tho foculae around the spot. A photograph taken about 11:13 (Cen tral time) showed, however, an intensely bright hook-shaped form extending across a bridge in the spot. In 27 minutes later tho brilliant mass had become very complex In form, and. at 1:31 it hold practically disap peared. This solnr phenomenon is a very excep tional one, nnd possesses coiiMderabfo scientific interest, centering chiefly in the qnestlon what effect will be shown in the daily records of terrestrial magnetlo dis turoances secured at various observatories throughout tho world. WHITECAPPED INTO SPASMS. A Brutal Anonymous Threat Kills n Pretty Michigan Girl. Jacksoh.Mich., July 16. The death or Miss Rose Woodtufi, the adopted daughter or Mrs. George Woodruff, of this city, has cansed a sensation here. On Wednesday she was taken with spasms, which resulted in hemorrhage of the lungs nnd heart trouble, from which she died yesterday. She was a beautiful girl, 28 years of age. About two weeks ago sho received a Whito Cap letter with a skull and cross bones printed in red ink upon It. At tho bottom was written: "You are Whitecnpped bv 13 of your best friends. Look ont. "We give you but two more of these warnings." Miss Woodruff was greatly distressed by this letter, and became noarly frantic with grief. It is believed that the matter preyed upon hor mind to suoh an extent as to cause the pasms. Officer are investigating the case, and will attempt to punish the author, or authors, of the letter. MACKEY AND BENNETT SUED For Shares of the Cabin Company By Connt Dillon, of Luxemborg. New Yokk, July 16 Count Arthur Dillon, of tho duchy of Luxemborg, bos brought an action in the Supreme Court growing out of the Commercial Cable Company. Dillon says he interested John W. Muckey and James Gordon Bennett in the enterprise, and he brings the present suit on an alleged agreement by which tho company was to issue 1,003 shares of preferred stock with an assured dividend of 15 per cent. He, Mackey and Bennett were to got among thorn 00 shares In equal proportions. 'me planum states tne capital or tne com pany has been increased first to $u,000,000 and then to $10,000,000, and ho wants his shares of the preferred stock, which Dillon claims have nevorbeen issued originally, an dhe further wants the proportionate in creased by leason of the incieased capitaliza tion. Two Pieces of the Same Cloth. St, Louis GIobc-Dcinocrat.J a, Senator Palmer's Anarchistic speech has dono the Democratic party almost as much harm as if it had been one of Mills' charac teristic free-trade harangues. DEATHS HERE AND ELSEWHERE. George W. Civilian, Railroad Man. George W. Clyman, General Baggage Agent of the Lake Shore Railroad. In New lork. whose death occurred Thursday, was well-known among riiisuurg raiiroau men. lie was lormeriy Assfstant Baggage Agent at the Union station. Ihe remains will be brought to Pittsburg this morning, and will be burieU at the family resi dence, r a) ette City, on tne Pittsburg, Vlr j.nia and Charleston Hal I road. In the afternoon. The following railroad men of this cllv will act as call- bearers: O force Jenkins, C. Hanson, John Fix and Herbert Ilauson. Rev. f. A, E, Simpson, The death of Eev. J. A. E. Simpson, a member of the Pittsburg Presbytery of the Pres byterian Church and well known In this city, oc curred Friday night, from paralysis, at the ramlly residence, near Cannonsburr. Tbe deceased was aged foyears, and was a brother of Miss blmpson. of the Forbes school, lie spcut most of his pastor ate In Ohio. Ill health caused him to retire from the ministry eight cars ago. Mr. Sla.pson leaves a wife and a large family. Colonel George W. Slanypsnny. JColonel George W. JIanypenny died Friday night at his residence near ilowle, Md., aged 81. He was born In Unloiitown, Pa., In 1308. He re moved to Ohio about 1S30, and during his residence In that State was appointed Commissioner of In dian Afialrs by Presiiknt I'lercc and served on In dian commissions under Presidents Grant, iiares and Garfield. He was general manager ot public works of Ohio for 17) cars, and also editor of tbe Ohio statesman from ISol) to lasi. Hugh McCatohron, Hugh McCutcbeoo, aged 86 rears, died at 8:50 o'clock yesterday morning." The faneral services will be held at tbe residence of bis son. K. 8. McCutcJieon, on Hooker street, MUlvale borough, to-morrow morning at 9 o'clock. The deceased Is one or the oldest and better known residents of Pittsburg. He came to tbls cltv In' 1838. where he engaged In business as dranian. His son. B. S. Mcutcheon. Is tlpstove In Common Pleas Court No. 3. I - llltnnry Notes. v Mas. E. Rockwood Hoar, wife or Judge Hoar, and mother or Congressman Sheridan Hoar, died in Concord, Mass., Thursday, ac IK, v : General Slit Abtitur Edward lUnDisoz. K, C B., C. I. E., Equerry to the Queen, and Thomas Cooper, tbe former Chartist leader, are dead In London- 3E0RT STORIES IN SEASON. A New Way to Found a Zoo. 'lUET have a zoo in TJniontown, and the people get agood deal or fun out of it. It is a select gathering of animals; in fact, I am not sure that there are many more beside a small monkey and a medium-sized bear. But what the zoo lacks in numbers it makes up in the quality of the monkey. Like Artemus Ward's kangaroo, tbe monkoy is an "amoozin' little cuss." It is a great pet with the drivers and conductors of tbe electric cars that are also a new and excit ing feature of Uniontown life. The way Union town came to get this zoo is some thing out of the ordinary, and may furnish Mr. James McKnight with an idea of how he may Increase his little floek or animals out inScbenley Park. A few months ago the park, which belongs to tho electric street car lino, contained nothing bnt trees and a good deal of landscape in the dis tance. A circus happened to come to town, and as they often do, the circus men tried to ran the city and the inhabitants thereof. But they bad not calculated upon the ex existence or, Mr. William McCormick, a prominent official of the street car company, and a brother of Sheriff McCormick. Just when the circus men were at their most rampant height, Mr. McCormick appeared npon tho scene and took a hand. Now Mr. McCormick is a small man, but ob, my! He is a bundle of muscles and pluck, and en tirely unassisted he sailed into the brawling mob of circus men, and carried two of the biggest to the Jail. So far, Mr. McCormick played the warrior; he next put on the peaceful garb of the diplomatist. By some arrangement, tho details of which I don't know, the circus men were allowed to de part unpunished, but not scot free; they had to deposit a bear and a monkey as ransom. And this is how Uniontown ob tained a promising nucleus for a zoological garden. A Boycott Born of a Bit of Cord. One of the most pathetic and powerful of Do Maupassant's stories shows what a peck of trouble came upon a French poasant all ou account of a little bit of string. A story not quite so tragic was woven in real life about a bit of window cord in this city last week. The story in fact has more of the elements of Scribe's comedy, "A Scrap of Paper." On the morning or Orangeman's day a well-known restaurant keeper on smithfield street found that he needed a new pulley rope on his cellar door; he there fore went out and bought siome window cord. He had bat ely returned to the saloon when the Orangeman's procession Began to file by tho door. Mine host went out naturally enough to seo the bands and banners pass, nnd he still had in his hand tho piece of cord. Presently there parsed a cavalier who bestrode a magnificent Normandy draught-horse. Thehore was such a beauty and was ridden so woll that the restaurant keeper In Jlls doorway could not restrain his enthusiasm, and ho waved hi hand con taining the window cord at tho horseman in token or hti admiration. The caallor re turned the salute and the procession passed on. The restaurant keeper never gave the in cident a thought again, and tho cord was nBed upon the cellir door. That evening, however, a pnrty of Orangemen entered tho place, and told the landlord's son who was tending bar In his father's absence, that they and all Irlhmen who thought u they did, inlander) to boycott the place because the old man who kept It had sbuken a noose at the paraders a thev passed, as if to say that thev were only fit for hanging. And so the matter stands and the restaurant keeper with an amused, yet perplexed mind doesn't know whether he is being boycotted or not, but he hopes bl explanation which is un doubtedly true will set him rL:ht with the aggrieved Orangemen. Ears Educated In Reading; Noises. Is the big lumber mill at Austin, Potter county, there is an engine of remmkable beauty and power. It is a 330 horse-power engine which drives tho complicated ma chinery or the sawmill. Standing beside the immenso flywheel of thli engine the other night it struck me that the everlasting clat ter and roar or wheels, bolts, and pistons must be awfully trying to the nerves of the engineer, who had to be nlways In that room. I asked him if it were not so, and ho replied at once: "Not at all; on the contrary I feel the still ness of the night outside more than what seems to yon to be the confused uproar in this room. Every sound that goes to swell the total has its peculiar meaning to me. and sitting here I can distinguish by tbe sound the slightest deviation of nnv part or the engine rrom its proper course. If, as I some times do, I drop into a doze, not the smallest thing could happen to that onglne, not the most insignificant part of its complicated mechanism could get out of gear, but the change of sound would waken me instantly. The ear becomes accustomed to any class or sounds and the conglomeration of any num ber of them does not make it more difficult lor a man accustomed to them to distinguish eaah one separately. The President Wnt the Truth. It is not generally known, but it is a fact all tbe tame, that President Harrison has taken the pains to post himself privately and precisely upon tho details of the dis pute at Homestead. The day after the Pinkerton3 surrendered to the workmen a warm personal and political fiiendof the President wired to a gentleman in this city asking for certain information abont the wages paid, the number of men employed, and the changes in the scale nt Homestead which caused all tho disturbance. This In formation, together with other -matters re lating to the Homestead affair, some of which were furnished by the officials of the Carnegie Steel Company and some by the men on the other side, undoubtedly reached the President some time that day in hU re treat at Loon Lake, N. Y. It is characteristic of the President's con scientious attention to detills in the dis charge of whatever ho considers his duty, that ho did not rely upon newspapers or the ex narte statements of interested individu als in order to comprehend the situation at Homestead. My authority for this account or President Harrison's methods also in forms me that it is the President's invari able custom in public matters as important as the Homestead affair to prosecute an in dependent inquiry on his own account through the medium of trusted friends in private liie. Sanol Alono Was Barred. One of the New York correspondents wired his home office as soon as ho knew that tho troops were coming to Homestead the request to be allowed to hire a horse. The managing editor's reply was this: "Buy a horse, by all means. Sunol barred; that would be extravagant." HErBints Johns. COUINli OF CHOLERA. Its advent upon our own shores is as cer tain as is the fact that tho sun will rise to morrow. Toledo Oomme aal. While there is no occasion for a panic, the real possibilities of the case ought to be rec ognized ' both by public authority and private intorest, and every sanitary precau tion taken which science suggests. Detroit News. While tbe cholera is raging in Paris and Moscow and yellow fever in Brazil and Cuba, there should be no relaxation in tbe vigilance of those who are intrusted with the important quarantine servloe. Phila delphia Jfeics. Judoikq from the experience of the past. It is therefore highly improbable that it will come to this country at this late stage of tbo summer, especially as it has not yet been known definitely to have advanced beyond the bordeis or Russia. Philadelphia Bulletin. The question is one for the cities to study. To them the great crowds of emigrants floek. To Bhut out one erajgrant might mean the salvation of 10.000 people. Toclean up tbo alloys and filth of tbe city means the easier control of the epidemic, should it gain a fast bold in the United States. Toledo Blade. It is probable that we will have more than tho usual number of cases of summer disor ders this year, but tbe opinion, expressed generally by the medical fraternity, that we are not likely to have an epidemic of any such dread disease as cholera, is assuring. Minneapolis Tribune. It is not at all impossible that New York should suffer a visitation or oholera this summer. There is no uioro sense, in denying the possibility than there is in getting scared over it. The thing ror the town to do and for every inhabitant to do U to" adopt every hj glenlo and sanitary measure calculated to resist tho disease. If It is a good thing in time of peace to prep ire for war.lt should bo equally sound policy in time of health to guard against pestilence. New York Prcu. CURIOUS CONDENSATIONS. Dancing is taught in many of the public schools in Scotland. Abont a quarter of the people in Pari live in apartments. There is njbaby at Heppner, Ore.,which weighs loss than a pound. There are said to be 1,000 so-called haunted houses in London. London has paupers enough to fill all the houses in Brighton, England. Gainesville, Fla,, has a hen which cackled incessantly for four days. Desertions from the army in Great Britain cost the country about $600,000. It cost over ?200 recently in lesal fee. In South Carolina to settle a claim of$5. Six thousand. men are now working upon tbe Chicago Exposition structures. It is estimated that about 250,000,000 bricks are used monthly in the United King doms. A dealer in artificial limbs estimates that 300.DOO Englishmen have lost one or both legs. A boy near Grand Rapids, Jlich., is raising crickets by thousands and sells them to anglers for bait. Asparagus is reported so numerous in London that it is fed to the cows and sheep by the basketfaL It is calculated that within 90 years at the present rate of increase Australia will contain about 40,000,000. Lady Jenne estimates that there ars 1.803,406 domestic servants in England, of whom 1,330,000 are women. Three of the four prizes offered to grad uates or Boston high schools for historical essays were won by women. The number of juvenile criminals con victed in England In 1S91 wns less than half tho number convicted in I37L Arizona claims to have more newg. papers In proportion to its population than any other section of the Union. The managers of the Columbian Ex hibition are now in debt more than $2,000,000, and the debt la increasing daily. The mines of the world produce 23 tons of gold every week, and yet the precious metal remains as scarce as ever. In the Bank of England at least 60 folio volumes or ledgers are filled dally with writing in keeping the accounts. Guineas were so named from the fact that they were first coined with gold brought from tho coast of Guinea. There is a lighthouse to every 14 miles of coast in England, to every 34 miles In Ire land, and to every 39 miles in Scotland. Few lovers of Walter Scott recall tha fact that he wrote five plays, none of which, however, has over been pnt on the stage. The heart ol the poet Shelley is pre served in the house of his son, Sir Percy Shelley, at Boscombe Manor, Bournemouth, England. Harvest hands are so scarce in Barton county, Kan., that the farmers gather at the railway stations and go through tbe trains seeking laborers. ' At Messina, Siena, and three other Italian university towns the number of stu dents is so small that tiioro is a professor to every four pupils. In the Pasteur Institute of 3Iilan, 233 cases of in drop hob in have been treated within tho last two years.and only four of tbe patients have diod. Bees are said to have such an antipathy to dark colored objects that black chickons have been stung to death, while white ones of the sama brood were untouchea. According to the official returns, 6,345 pipes or wine were last year expirrca from the Island of Madolra. valued at X 171,493, as compared wltii 5,192 pipes daring 1S90. A greyhound mother at Nevada, Ho., having had two pups carried off, hunted hunted them up, carried them home, dug a hole under the house and hid them. The students sent abroad by the Japan eso Government number sir each in Ger manv and England, and one each in the United States, Austria,Belgium and Switzer land. ' At the World's Fair an oyster exhibit will be made by the Miell Fish Commission of Connecticut. An oyster bed. models o. oyster boats, the system of dredjingetc will be shown. According to the rules of the Hew York Mercantile Exchange, egg3 to pass as new laid cannot loe under the test more than 10 eggs tn a case of 30 dozen, or 12 eggs to a case of 36 dozen. The organist at a Cardiff chnreh found several of the notes soundless. An examina tion revealed the fact that no fewer than six birds, including u robin, bad built their nests in the pipes. A bill-posting machine, which sticks bills on walls, even ns high as SO feet, with out the use of ladder or paste pot, is doing successful work in Paris. Theatrical people are delighted with it. The German Government has expended 80,000 in building a factory at Spandau for the preserving of all kinds of provisions for the army, and abont 550 operators are to bo regularly employed there. The largest pyramid in Egypt Is 149 yards high that is, about 90 times the aver age height of man; whereas the nests of the termite are 1,000 times tho height of the In sects which construct them. The workers alone in the London hos pitals amount- to 6,030 persons, of whom some 1.300 are honorary medical officers who devote their time to tho treatment of dis ease without fee of any kind. A Presbyterian Church in Lancaster, Fa., decided to give a medal to each person who attended all the services throughout the year. Last year the sexton was the only person who won a medal. The greatest day's run of an ocean steamship was 515 miles. The steamer in question was 562 feet long and had pre viously been known to make 500 miles per day for three days in succession. In the Oriental department of the British Museum, a tablet has been de ciphered as containing an offerof marriage made by a Pharaoh to a daughter of tha King of Babylon about 1530 B. a METER. AND MIBTH. Attalie How wonld yon like to marry a European nobleman? Amelle Aht They are too new. Give me a dear old Chinese mandarin, with a pedigree longer than his cue. Ifew l'ork Herald. "Do yon know Jonathan Mixer?" Oh. yes." "What Is be by profession! He loots Ilka a bartender." "Bartender? Not- mnch-he's a regular bar tough 1" Chicago Sties Becord. "She treated ma shamefullv." "Ah! bnt she treated me worse." "Impossible! She Jilted me." "Yes; but she married me." E altimon Sews, Gnmmey It would never do to have girls on the police force. Gargoyle Why wouldn't It? Gnmmey You see. every arrest they wonld make wonld be a miss-apprehension. Detroit FntPrts, Her eyes are soft and languorous, Her teeth like purest pearl. Her bangs and frizzes see how they Bewllderlngly carl! In charming negligee she moves Amid the season's whirl. Piquant, serene, chic, self-possessed This summer's summer girl. Chicago TrOnm. "You said that girl, Mary Batefnl, would never love anybody." "Sheneverwlll." "She loves Charlie Brown." "How do you Inow?" "He asked bsr to be his wife, and she refused." JVeio lork Prtss. "Give me the treasury, please," he cried, To a maid with a dark brown curl; 1 11 do It with pleasure, sir." she replied. For sbc wss a telephone girt. Washington Star. "Look heah, Fitzaltamont, I thought yon told me tne acquaintance yon brought to our dab was a gentleman." So he Is." Oh, comenow! Ills cook told my man that ha had only four suits of clothes to his name." "ByJawge! Tills Is serious. We'll have to cut him." Brooklyn Eagle. Mrs. Brown What good will It do ma to rub this liniment on your rheumatic shoulder? Brown What good? Why woman. It will keep Ijouirom uaviuji .as fucuiaausm in your nan Ssia Ink Evening Son, ,' .','-,,