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HE'S OLDBUT YOUNG Editor Dana a Sprightly In- tellectual Athlete at 73 Tears of Age. SIMPLE BULES OF LIFE. Vacations and the Ability to Control His Mind Account For HIS GREAT CAPACITY TOE DOING. Memories of His Poetic and Intellectual Life at Brook Farm. 'CRAWFORD'S PEN PICTURE OF THE MAN HHU'l'M rOB THI DISPATCH.! One of the most notable figures in Ameri can journalism is that of Sir. Charles A, Dana, editor of the New York Sun. He has had over 50 years' experience as a man ager, writer, correspondent and editor. Al though he is to-day in his 73d year, he is as active in the pursuit of his protssioa as if he had just entered it. He has the vigor and energy of a man in the earliest prime of life. Those who are fond of talking of the strain and overwork found in active j ournalism should take a good look at Sir. -Dana as I found him several mornings ago nt his desk. The caricaturists, who have made his face halfway familiar to the public, nearly al ways represent Mr. Dana with a short and rotund figure and nearly always give his shoulders a round turn. Mr. Dana is very tall, very straight, and while his figure is ; well rounded, it is spare for his height. He is fully 6 feet, and is as straight, not withstanding his daily hours of desk work for 50 years a' an officer in the regular army. Indeed there are few veteran officers is the regular service who carry themselves as well. And he does not look a day over 50. Ten Picture of the Great Editor. His hair, which is slightly thin on top, cut short, is only now iron gray; his fore head is high and full; his eyes are dark and gleam with a light of mingled shrewdness and kindness through heavy gold-bowed spectacles. His nose is large and straight; the lower part of his face is hidden by a . sweeping grav mustache and short beard. His hands are long and muscular. He works with a quickness and an energy diffi cult to describe. As he talked with me during my first visit he read proofs almost as if by magic; the long strips of paper would run across the top of his dek as he talked with an even rapidity as if they were drawn from him by some invisible piece of machinery. Mr. Dana was trilling to talk upon almost any snbject I cared to select if I would avail myself of his occa sional intervals of repose, as he was en gaged in the active transaction of his duties as editor. Few men who have arrived at the financial success which he has made would care to devote from five to six hours a day to their business. He is the onlv one of the prominent editors of the New York newspapers who gives his daily personal attention to the newspaper controlled by iis much to be learned by a study of ctertpd career. His perfect health, trong physique and undimmed vitality the endtfot hfty years' prolonged labor relv shoood interest every one. Twenty ears ago Air. Dana bought a -country place. .here he spends all of his time with the exception of his middar work at tne office. I am sure ,hat jf, instead of going to his country home every day, he should instead have gone nearly every day to some uptown club, he would not now be at his post of duty. His rule of dropping his business cares when be leaves his office, and his living in the country, account lor a part of his freshness. Bis Ability to Control HI. Mind. His philosophical temperament must also contribute a factor, but I am sure that one of the most important elements is his ability and capacity to turn his mind into other fields than that of the actual newpaper busi ness. It is verv evident from his methods of work, bis habits ot study and the general conduct of his life, that he is not much of a r-eliever in the possibilities of overwork, as overwork is popularly understood. It is evident that be finds that there is plenty of time for many kinds of study, as well as for doing nothing at all, which he does not by anv means cons der a waste of time In my first conversation with Mr. Dana I went over a number ot general subjects for thj purpose of finding what would best rl ae him in the way of topics for discus sio n, but I soon found that nearly all were q he the same to him. He had none of the jyolitician'sdiead of expressing an opinion tijion nnj of the so-called delicate topics of tu e day. iliere was only one question which I asked him which he declind to answer, and that was whether he would support Mr. Cleveland in the event of his being nqmi tatcd at Chicago. To this he replied thatit would be time enough to meet that situa tion when it was before him. The talk at first Ma5 about newspapers, naturally. I submitted lor Lis consideration an idea of W.T. Stead, who is one of the most original journalists in Europe, concerning the future newspaper. Mr. Stead in a recent article said that he believed that the time would come when rich people would leave large turns to particular newspapers for the pur pose of having certain reforms carried out, or certain scientificinvestigations conducted and exploited. Mr. Dana did not think that the idea was a practical one. He said that there would be no way of protecting a be quest like that; there was nothing perma nent enough about the character of the man agement ot the newspaper. A newspaper committed to certain views might suddenly change hands, and so on. His Ferocity Only Literary. The outside public, who know him as a cmc, think of him as an austere, cold t looded, uncertain tempered man. The re - erse of this is the truth. His temper is l indly; his manners those of a philosoph ical man of the world, whom nothing ordi nary annoys or rumes. is lerocity is purely literary. He has a keen hatred of shams and of humbug. He has seen too much, traveled too much and lived too much to concern himself greatly about trifles. "Mr. Dana, will you kindly outline your mental habits and the day's routine?" I asked. "Mental habits? I don't know as I have nay. I suppose I must have, for every man has them. I never worLed at home either nt night or morning; never study at home. It is. all done here and in the railroad trains. I get down here, take the vear through, shout 10 or 11 o'clock. The first thing I do js to read my letters; then read the news papers; cut out anything I want; then I read the proofs, read them all every day of the entire paper not all with attention,'but go through them all. I don't bother aoout work alter I get away in the afternoon. I stop usually irom 4 to 5:30 and after that I do -not bother myself with it, unless they send to me. "Yon have done a great deal of outside work. Was that done at your office?" "Never. I always had a separate office for that. When I was a young fellow I made a very laborious collection ot poetry; that I made in my home, and when we made the American Encyclopedia there was a large office for that. That was a large enterprise and a large staff, but the ordinary things we call work and study are done here." Horrid t No Place to Work. "And then at home?" "At home? Nothing but get my dinner, amuse myself, go to the theater or to visit friends." "You have the repntation of being a great collector?" "That is done around the shoos and when traveling." "You are said to be a great cultivator of roses?" "No, I am not I have a small place down on Long Island called 'West Island, and there I cultivate every-tree and plant of the temperate zone, and there is a very extensive collection oF.plants. but all that is attended to on Sundays and afternoons after I get home." "Then you travel 60 niTles every day?" "Just about." "Do you consider that a waste of time?" "Uh, na" "How can you utilize the time?" Thirty miles is about an hour's ride; takes about an hour and three-quarters from the office to the house, and there I see a good many people. In the morning I read the papers, and after that sleep and take a nap. No, time is not wasted when you are not doing anything." "It was the idea of the Puritans that it was." "The Puritan's idea was that there should not be any pleasure in the world." "Don't you think that your habit of let ting your work go and devoting yourself to congenial things, as mnch as anything, has given you your strength and ability to work?" "It is a vacation it is a vacation." "Your work is your vacation?" "No, the other is the vacation. I bought this country place 20 years ago, and spend a great deaf of time there, including all the Sundays, and I think it is so much gain, apart from the pleasure." He Works Five or Sir Hoar. "How much of the time do von no.tn.i11r devote to the detail work of the paper?" "Here, to-day, for instance. I came here at 10:30, rather later than usual, and I shall go away at 3:15. That is about four, five or six hours, but generally, I should say, taking the year through, five or six hours." "What class of work do you do on the newspaper?" "Pretty nearly every class. I do not write a great deal, but I always have a sten ographer." 'I take an excursion every year of one, wo or three months: generally eo to Europe. I regard it as very important to get entirely out of the rut; to go where no body can reach you with any questions, telegrams; avoid the necessity of writing letters of recommendations anything. That is a pure vacation." "Do you observe any special rules to keen yourself in good physical condition?" "No, except not to eat too much." "I never saw anyone of your age who does so much work in such fine condition." "The only rule is, not to eat too much." "How about sleeping?" "If you don't sleep you can't work. I sleep at least eight hours." "Do you use any wines?" Takes n Little TVnUky and Water. "I drink a little whisky and water. When I was a young fellow I drank wine, but now the doctors say I must let it alone, or I will have the gout." . "Do you smoke?" "Never. But I am very fond of it. When I was about 13 1 smoked a cigar that was too much for me; I have never smoked since. Yet I am very fond of the odor and flavor." "Don't you think that much of your fine physical condition comes from your tran quility of mind. You are not easily wor ried?" "My nerves are good, and I don't easily get excited. One inherits these thioes." "Do you take exercise?" "I take a great deal of exercise. A man who travels CO miles a day on the railroad, and by carriage drives himself then walks around his place half an hour or so; gets up at 6:30 or 7 o'clock in the morning, takes a great deal of exercise. I don't take any regular exercise." "Do yon follow what is called an Amer ican diet? Do you take a heavy break fast?" "When I live in France I follow the Fiench system. Here I have to take it as I can eet it." "When you write do you dictate or write with your own hand?" "Almost always dictate." "I once heard Mr. Blaine say he did not think the highest classical work could be arrived at by a writer who dictated." "I don't believe that It is a mere ques tion of thought If you have the thing in your mind you can express it yourself or dictate it to anyone. I don't think it makes much difference. If your articles have the ideas and thoughts, the principal thing, they will produce their on effect. Whether they are signed John Smith or Horace Greeley, what difference does it make except a man may be attached to Horace Greeley and think whatever he says is of importance; but generally speak- The fiAwspapers Mast Pay. "What is the prime object, from your standpoint, in the publication of a newspa per?" "That is a complicated question. The great object, of course, is business. A news paper is published for the sake of profit, like any other business; then after that comes me intellectual motive, tne success ot a cause, the supremacy of one party over an other, all those things which intellectual men contend about, but no newspaper could be published unless it paid, and when you take a modern newspaper, with the capital that is required to carry it on, where, for instance, it has to have a half-dozen presses that cost $150,000 each, it is plain there must be a considerable profit or the enter prise would not live." "What is the great expense of producing a metropolitan paper for a day?" "I never calculated. I should say, take the whole thing, all around, month by month, about 51,000 a day. On careful scrutiny it may be more or less, but it would not vary much, I think." "Then you don't think the question of morality, or improving the public, enters any more into the conduct of a newspaper than any other business?" , . "Yes,"a little more, beeatse the intel lectual character of a newspaper requires it to discuss political moral questions, and this tact makes it a matter of more conse quence makes moralityand public wellbelng of more consequence to it than any other busi- I THE ness. Moreover, there is certain respon sibility enforced upon a newspaper. If it shocks the moral sentiment of the commu nity it is punished tor it, by losing busi ness." "What was' the Brook Farm experi ment?" The Brook Farm experiment. "The Brook Farm experiment was that of a general mmifestation that took place all over this country along about 1810. Every intellectual man in the 'United States, by some spontaneous operation, seemed to have a general tendency to the study of co-operative social organization, and it was every where. In Massachusetts George Bipley, who was a superior Unitarian clergyman and a remarkable scholar, and his wife took the lead. They had held meetings of their friends for a long time and concluded that they would try the experiment o democ racy in society life, so they went ont and established the community at Brook Farm. The business was to be agriculture and edu cation. They were all learned people and familiar with the cause ot education, and thought they could create a school there and carry on the farm. They bought a farm of 200 acres of land eight miles from Boston. The enterprise lasted from 1811 until March, 1816." "Were you there all through?" "Not through the whole of it. I was there until its failure was substantially brought about by the burning of a large building in which they had invested all their money. Then I le'ft and went to the Chronolype in Boston." "Do you think the idea was good?" "It was a benevolent association. All were equal. Each man was paid at the same rate for his work. The shoemaker was paid as much as the President of the establish ment. ThIr Ideas Were Not PracMcible. "How do you think that would do ap plied to real life?" "I don't think it would work at all. It takes away the premium on superior in telligence. During the time I was there there were some students in the Newton Theological seminary and some young ladies in a school near by. Tne youne men at Newton wanted a"teacher of German, and the younz ladles wanted a teacher ot Span ish. I went over and taujjht tlio men Gor man and the ladles Spanish and received the same rates tliey would have paid any other teacher, and that was turned Into the treasury. It wasmoie than my allowance as a member of the society. That was the -systoui." "Somebody once told mft that you took up a new science every yeart'' "If there's anything I want, I go for It. The last few years I have been studying Ib.en." "What do you think of IbsenT" "Iben i a man of great genius, but he is an irregular man, and his sincerity he leaves you to doubt about. He is a man of great conceit, interesting but unsatisfactory, al most always." "What do you think was the effect of that Brook Farm life on - our future career?" "well, it wbb a sood wbolesome life: a life out of doors, and left the man Treei after he got through with it, he could turn to any thing, study law, become a teaeber.a laborer on a railroad, or anything. A man came out or it pretty free." Dana as a Head Walter. "Was it something on the idea of a Chau tauqua?" "So, it was more a sort of a social ptonio. The Chautauqua is a regular organization, a regular machine. Here there was almost no machinery. Each one did what he wanted to do. For instance, I was a head waiter, chief of a regular corps of watte rs.flne young fellows, who waited on the tables every day at dinner." "And you enjoyed itT" "Very muohl very muoh, immensely!" "And you had fun poked at you by the newspapers?" "They don't understand it. But there .was very little of this fun that we oared for. We were reformers and were going to revolu tionize the world. We cared nothing for fun made of us." "Was everything in harmony? Was there a good deal of quarreling about the way the world should be steered?" ".inero was always moro or less friction, as, of course, there would be in sueh a con cern, where some worked harder than others. Some thought their judgment was not suf ficiently regarded in the management of the business. There were natural dlffeiences, such as would arise In any place. It was a partnership, but nobody had a cent to pay; there were no assessments." "And no contributions?" "2fo, none, except as outside friends who were interested in the scheme lent money to the enterprise. In the final settlement some of this was lost, of course, but it was very little considering the extent and duration of the concern. It proved one thing that peo ple can live together in comfort nt a very cheap rate.' T. C. Cbawbord, THE BOTTLE IMP HOAX. This Brazen Imposition Was the Keso.lt ot a Wager Between Two Noblnnon. The bottle imp hoax was one of the most brazen impostures ever practiced on the credulous English public of the 'laRt century, says a writer in the St. Louis Globe Democrat. It was the result of a wager between the Duke oLMontague and another nobleman in the year of 1719. In disenssing the amazing gullibility of the English, Montague, declared that if an impostor were to advertise that he would jump into a quart bottle all London would go to see him do it. A wager was made and an advertisement inserted in all the papers promising that this feat would be perlormed on a certain date at the Hay market Theater. On the appointed day the theater was packed from pit to gallery, and thousands of persons-were turned from the doors. The supposed magician appeared on the stage, made the startling announcement that it the audience would pay double price he would enter a pint bottle instead of the quart flask on the stage table, and then hurriedly escaped by the stage door. The performance ended in a riot, in which the theater was almost wrecked and the Duke and his oompanion bad to leave town until the affair was forgotten. Wanted Mr. B alne's Place. A day or two after Mr. Blaine's resigna tion a letter reached the White House from an ambitious young man in Iowa, in which the writer asked for information sbout the duties required of the Secretary of State and "how muoh the wages were," The correspondent added that it the salary was satisfactory and the labors not too arduous he would like to make application for the job. i 4mHo 1) ' WBWIL ME. DAi'l AT 'WOEK. 5 PJTTSBUKG DISPATCH, THE VALUE OF TIME. Eev. George Hodges Puts Trite Thoughts Into New Dresses. Old A TALK 05 COMMENCEMENT DAT. The Hour Is Worth Just What Is Put Into It by Each Individual. DOLLAR TIME PUT INTO PENNI JOBS fWlUTTEN TOB THB DISPATCH. I It was the privilege of the parson, not lonK ago, to address a company of young men upon the occasion of the graduation of a dozen of them from one of the best schools in the United States of America. At the lequest of some of their fathers and mothers inc word? men spo&eu are ucre written out, as well as memory permits, for the sake of any other boys who care to read them. These young men, the parson said, are richer than many of us, because they have more time than we have a great deal more time, I hope, in the future; and certainly more time now. And time is one of the most precious of all human possessions. It is not likely that you realize how rich yoare. You think, perhaps, that when you get out of school, and time, as you say, is your "own," that you will have moro leisure. But that is a great mistake. You will find as you grow older that the years grow shorter. And if you succeed in life, as we hope you will succeed, you will -very often find yourselves saying, O, that there were 13 hours in every dfiy and no night st all. Modern Savings Banks for Tim . The latter half of this century has been remarkable for the invention.ot appliances for saving time. The railroad, the tele graph, the telephone, the typewriter, the phonograph not to mention the great ma chines which save time in the mills are valuable in proportion as they serve as savings banks for time. And yet it some how comes about that the more time we save the less we have. No generation that has lived upon the planet since the day when the morning stars sang together at the creation ot the world, has ever known such a famine ot spare time. I have not looked in the century dictionary to see if the word "leisure" is still a part of the English language. Per haps they have marked it "obsolete." Certain itis that the fact of leisure has well nigh ceased out of modern life. We live in a perpetual hurry. We must be all the time doing something. We are ashamed to be caught enjoying-ourselves. We feel as if we were stealing stealing time. Or, rather, as if we were spendthrifts squander ing time. You young men have more time than you will probably ever have again. Accordingly, the word which I want to speak to you is about time. The Keal Talr.e or an Hour. You have learned, no doubt, long since that an hour is 60 minutes long, and that a yard is 36 inches long. It is evident, bow ever, that thee words, "an hour" and 'a "yard," are terms not of value but only of measurement. The value of a yard depends upon the material which is measured by it. It may be a yard ot cotton cloth; it may be a yard of gro'und along the chief street of a great city. So the value of an hour de pends upon what is put into it. And that depends partly upon the place and time in which the hour is spent, and partly upon the person who spends it. Think of this present honr as the sun measures it out across the globe. There are GO minutes in it everywhere, 60 minutes on this beautiful hill) fa the midst ot these scholastic surroundings, in the heart of the treees; 60 minutes in the hot tenements of the great city, where men and women with unclean hands and faces, and hearts not much better, are this moment drinking and cursing and fighting; 60 minutes in that devastated country through which I rode the other night, where that awfnl river, half of seething water, half of hissing fire, came tearing down the pleasant valley, drowning and burning as it came: 60 rriin utes where men are becalmed on the great Locean, or beset by dangerous storms; 60 minutes in the horrible dungeons of St. Petersburg, and on that weary road where men are trudging through dust and ice across Siberia; 60 minutes where people are watching in anxious sick rooms, where the seconds are measured by the labored breath ing of the patient It makes a deal ot dif ference when and where an hour is measured. Precious by Season ot Its Possibilities. God bos made all time valuable and in teresting by the gradualness of his revela tion of truth. He might have told all the secrets of the universe at onee. He might tiave gathered the race into his class, and taken Mt Sinai for a teacher's desk, and the sky tor a blackboard, and given lessons in all knowledge. He might have sent Noah to discover America. He might have set up a printing press in TJr of the Chaldees. He might have fitted out the old armies of the living God with repeating rifles. He might have conveyed the children of Israel across the wilderness in the successive sections of a limited express. But how much interest that would have taken out of life! Alas for man if ever.even in Heaven, he comes to know all that can be known. For life is made interesting bv the presence in it ot the element of progress. And time is valjyible because it is lull 01 opportunity. This hour is digmned, en riched, made significant, made sacred, by the fact that it has behind it the illimitable background of the future. It is precious by reason ot its possibilities. ' God has made all time precious by His gradual revelation of truth. Every year since the beginning men have looked out into the undnown to-morrow and wondered what wonld happen. And they have been taught that to-morrow depends upon to-day, and that God has put the shaping of to-day into the hands of the men of to-day. Every Year Something Has Happened. One year all the geographies had to be written over and made big enough to take in this great new continent Another year printing was invented, and then powder. And minting and powder turned the whole world upside down, took away power from the possession of the few and put it into the hands of the many. Then came the .Infor mation and set men to thinking new thoughts about theology. And then those two great revolutions, the French and the American, 'and set men thinking new thoughts about politics. Every year some thing has happened. Every year has been worth living in. Time has always been of value. But to-day, time is of pre-eminent value This is the best year to "live in that the world has ever known. This is the best land to live in of all the countries of the earth. The world was never so interesting. opportunity never so great, time never so precious. In the Church and in the State, what great problems clamor for solution! What great changes begin to loom up in the foreground! Alike in theology and in in dustry the old orthodoxy seems to be giving nay before a new and trner orthodoxy. Two great forces, skepticism and socialism, are bearing down, tor good or ill, upon us. 'All things are now possible. And von, young men, are ntting yourselves to take part in the settlement oi these unspeakably important questions. The Burden Bearers of the Future. I look into the faces of the young men of this class, and a deep sense of responsibility comes upon me. For I see here not simply a dozen boys, but a dozen men, the lead ers and the makers of the Pittsburg ot the future. I said that this is the best year to live (n all of the years, and this the best land to live in of all the lands. And I want to say now, that this, I believe, is the best town to live in that can be found between the two great ooeans. And a large part of the future of this town depends upon this To-morrow depend upon to-day. SUNDAX JULY The years of the time coming are being de termined by the way in which you young men are spending the time present It is a matter of congratulation that in this school you have been learning some thing better than mathematics and geogra phy; you have been learning character. By precept and by example you have been learning character. The man for the times must first of all be a man of character. It is true, after all, that the great thing that a man can do for his generation is to be' a good man. What we want" js not more men, but more man. But the value of time depends not only on the place and the age in which it is spent, but upon the person who spends it Some of you have seen that queer old clock at Berne, where, when the clock strikes, there comes out a procession of lit tle bears and they maroh around the dial But these little wooden bears are not an es sential part of the clock. They might be taken away and the clock would go on just as well. There are people who have little more vital connection with the times in which they live than the bears of Berne. A Good Many People Don't Count Inthis busy day, with its great thoughts and its great problems and its' great needs, there are people who live frivolous lives, and foolish lives, and useless lives: people who might as well be living in the age of old' Methusaleb. Human life is like the water of the river it must be kept in the current, it must stay in the great stream of the life of humanity. If it is taken out of touch with that rushing river, as one might dip up a cupful of water, speedily it loses its value, as the water loses its sparkle and becomes stagnant Keep in contact with the great world if you want to make the most of life. Read men more than books. Make it your busi ness to know what is going on. Keep your self in sympathy with all the great move ments of the day. And then see that you get something that is worth while into every hour. No man ever won success in life who habitually wasted time. Look at the men who stand about the streets with their Hands in their pockets, or who sit in tilted chairs staring out of the windows of hotels. They are like the little children in South Africa who were playing with the pretty pebbles, which some wjse man who came that way discov ered to be diamond. They have the preci ous possession ot time and do not know what it is. Sidney Dillon's Start In Lire. I read the other day about a man who died a week or two ago who knew as much about railroads as any man in this country. He owned the largest part of half a dozen of them. That man began his railroad enterprises when he was 10 years of age, by carrying water for the men who were dig ging the bed for the road between Schenec tady and Albany. He did that faithfully and was paid $1 a week for it. But it did not occupy quite all his time, so he wheeled dirt also. By aud by he saved enough to buy a horse and cart. And now he carried not only water and dirt, but other needed things. Thus grew up a great supply busi ness. And to that he ailded now one inter est and then another. And at last when the time came to drive the silver nail which marked the completion of one of the most notable railroads in the world the Union Pacific, Sidney Dillon was one of the men chosen to strike it with the'bammer, as one of the great builders and owners of the road. Prof. Langley says that the man who knows most about double stars, who has contributed most to the world's stock of knowledge about them, is not a professional astronomer, but a bank clerk in Chicago, who has studied the skv after banking hours. Think of ail the things he might have done with his time! He might have spent his evenings at theaters, or in billiard rooms; might have wasted money as well as time. Instead ot that he filled np every hour with that which was worth doing. Dollar Time in Cent Jobs. Never spend any 53 time in SO-cent jobs. Always be doing something, and let that something be worth doing. Time is a trust It all belongs to God. He makes us His stewards in the use of it It is to be used for His honor and glory and for the good of man. One of the questions in that last great day of examination, which we call the Day- of Judgment, will be, What have you done with your time? To use time aright, and fill up every moment ot it with good thoughts and good deeds, is to accomplish a greater task than ever the old alchemists attempted, who tried to turn lead into gold; it is to translate fleeting time into life eternal George Hodges. THE PaiKCE OF TUENIP& A Story From Grimm' Fairy Tales Illus trating a Good Moral. There were two brothers who were both soldiers; the one was rich, the other poor. The poor man thought he would try to better himself; so, pulling off his red coat, he became a gardener, and dug his ground well, and sowed turnips. When the seed came up there was one plant bigger than all the rest; and it kept getting larger, and seemed as if it would never cease growing: so that it might" have been called the prince of turnips, for there was never such a one seen before, and never will be again. At last it was so big that it filled a cart, and two oxen could hardly draw it; and the gardener knew not what in the world to do with it, nor whether it would be a blessinz or a curse to him. One day he said to himself, "What shall I do with it? If I sell it, it will bring no more than another; aud for eating the little turnips are better than this. The best thing, perhaps, is to carry it and give it to the king as a mark of respect" Then he yoked his oxen, and drew the turnip to the court, and gave it to the king. "What a wonderful thing!" said the king; "I have seen many strange things, but such a monster.as this I never saw. Where did you get the seed? or is it only your good luck? If so, you are a true child of fort une." "Oh, not" answered the gardener, "I am no child of fortune. I am a poor soldier who never conld get enough to live upon; so I laid aside my red coat, and set to work, till ing the ground. I have a brother who is rioh, and Tour Majesty knows him well, and all the world knows him; but because I am poor, everybody forgets me." The King then 'took pity on him, and said: "1'ou shall be poor no longer. I will . give you so much that you shall be even richer than your brother." Then he gave him gold and land and flocks, aud made him so rich that his brother's fortune could not M all be com pared with his. When the brother heard of all this, and how a turnip had made the gardener rich, he envied him sorely, and bethought him self how he could contrive to get the same good fortune for himself. Hon ever, he de termined to manage more cleverly than his brother, and got together a rich present of gold and fine horses for the King, and thought he must have a much larger gift in return; for if his brother had received so much for only a turnip,. what must his pres ent be worth. " The King took the gift very graciously, and said he knew not what to give in re turn more valuable and wonderful than the great turnip; so the soldier was forced to put it into a cart and drag it home with him. Tier BlvaL New York Tribune. Oh, she tried full hard to love him, Tes, this little woman did; And not one took rank above him Inliermlnd or heart; xhe hid . All his faults from buy-bodle-, For she knew no harm he meant. He might smoke or take his toddies If he only kept the scent Off his breath; ho might so flirting. With the jiirls, too, ir inclined. So he thought not of deserting These did not disturb her mind. But as to and Ho, one morning Unobserved, sue saw him pass, While he was hlnisel: udorin.', He kept flirting with tlio glass; Then her rival, she saw cleaily, Was not woman, wine, nor pelf. But a stromrer, for most dearly, Hopelessly, he loved himself. Kw.T.m la. Bra Bbowk. A HOLE FULL OF CATS. The Fun Two Boys of Pennsylvania's Wilda Bad in the Woods. TI&ED OP PLANTING POTATOES, They Thought They Could Make Silling Mountain Screamers. More HOW THE! WERE WRECKED IN A EUT icosBzsFOxnxircx or thb msrATCH.i Koulette, Pa., uly 1. HEN I was fishing down on Barley run, Doo Barnes came in one day and said be had just been up to farmer Ben Pome roy's and Jim Crane's, taking some stitches in Ben's boy Sam and Jim's boy Joe. The cir cumstances that led to his call np in that neighborhood, as near as I could gather it from au thentic sources, was substantially as fol lows: Fourteen-year-old Sam Pomeroy was industriously planting potatoes in a back field on his father's farm, that forenoon when 13-year-old Joe Crane came along. "Plantin' 'taters? said Joe. Sam said he was. "What do you git fer ,doin' it?" asked Joe, "Don't git nothin' fer doin' it," replied Sam. 'Fer not doin' it I git licked." Then there was a silence for a moment or so. By and by Joe said: "It's too .wet to plant 'taters. They'll rot "Don't seem to strike my pap that way," said Sam, and he planted along. Silence for a spelL Then Joe said: "Tha's a wild cat up here a piece, Sam." A Trmplntion Worse Than Adam's. "Go 'wayl" exclaimed Sam, straightening up and leaning on his hoe, "where 'bouts?" "Jist beyond the laurel patch, nigh the edge of the Devil's But," replied Joe. Sam pondered in silenoe for a minute with his chin on his hoe, and then, sighing deep ly, resumed his planting.' Joe broke the silence again. "Can't you sneak your pap'a gun?" said Be. "I've snuck my pap's." "Yes, I km sneak it easy enough," said Sam, leaning on his hoe with one hand and scratching his head with the other. "But pap'll lick me like tarnation fer knockin' off plantin'." "Tha's two dollars bounty jist fer the wild cat's ears," insinuated Joe. "An' the hide's wuth $2 more." "That's sol" said Sam shaking his head dolefully. "Dura the 'taters!" "There's a circus over to town next week," said Joe, "an' 'tain't fur yit till the Fourth of July. Is'poseyour pap'll give you $2, o' course, to take 'em in." "Not by a jngfull, he won't!" exclaimed Sam, dropping his hoe. "Where'U I meet you, Joe?" "By the rock spring," replied Joe. "I got pap's gun hid up there." And Joe went back to the woods, while Sam took a circuitous route for hgme as his father was plowing on the direct route. In less than a quarter of an hour he and Joe loaded their guns at the rook spring, and marched for the place where the wild cat was alleged to be lurking. It Wasn't a Wild Goose Chase. That there was a wild cat in the vicinity, and a big one, was well known. Some said there were two. One had been seen several times, at any rate and a number of lambs had been carried off, and poultry yards had been thinned out in a way that denoted the methods of the wild cat So there was no Can't TouBneak Your Pop's Gunt doubt that one of these destructive prowl ers, at least, was operating in the neighbor hood. Men had bunted for it and trapped for it, but it had thus far eluded hunter and trapper. The day Joe Crane appeared to Sam Pomeroy in the potato field, he had been looking for a hawk's nest that he be lieved was somewhere among the old pine Btnbs around the Devil's But, when be ran across a big wild cat, which ran np a tree, crouched in the fork, and glared back at him. tie, had thereupon hurried home, "snuck" his father's gun, and with rare diplomacy induced Sam to "sneak" his father's gun, and join in a campaign against the wild cat's pelt and ears. Joe, as arbiter of the hunt, sent Sam through the laurel patch when-they got there, where he shrewdly suspectrd the catamount had bis refuge, while he himself went around the patch to be ready for the wily game if Sam routed it out Sam started the big cat and got a shot at it Th Gam. Dead bnr Oat of Uracil. He broke one of his hind legs, but the wildcat bounded out of the laurels on three legs. It came ont near Joe, and he gave it a charge from his pap's gun, and tumbled it heels over head. It tell, kicking and. yell ing,' right on the edge of the Devil's But, and its dving kicks carried it over the edge and it fell headlong to the bottom of the rut The Devil's But, so called, is a canon on a small scale. It is a seam in the rocks, not over 10 feet wide at its widest part, 30 teet deep and a quarter ot a mile long. Joe and Sam looked down into the Devil's Rut, and could see the wildcat lying there'dead. To climb down the side ot the opening was an impossibility, and it looked as if the hunt was to be a truitiess one, after all. "We're dished!" said Sam, "and I'm a heap worse off than nothin', fer all I'll git now '11 be pap's lickin!" But Sam was too much ot a pessimist Joe was optimistic and resourceful. If he hadn't have beeu he would have lost the wildcat's bounty and its skin, but both he and Sam would have returned home with more skin ot their own than they did, to sav nothing of clothes. It is a great place tor wild grapes around and about the Devil's BJt The vines ex tend from tree to tree, some ot them in a continuous stretch for 50 feet or.more. It took Joe Crane no longer than two minutes to think out a plan for securing the wildcat and all that it implied. A Rope Prepared by Natnre. He traced out a vine that had thrown it self throngnsthe trees for IS or 20 yards from lu parRt cane. He climbed the "trees in succession, cutting the vine loose from the branch vines and tendrils that held it, and at last had it tree; a long, strong nat ural rope fully fiO feet.in length. The two boys tested its strength by both putting their weight on it at once, and hanging from it It held staunch and safe to Us native tree. Joe lowered the vine to tire bottom of the Devil's But, and went down upon it into the ravine, hand over hand. His intentions wercto fasten the wild cat's carcass to the vine and have Sam haul it np, but while Sam was waiting for the signal to pull away he heard Joe shouting something else. "Hello, .Sam," Joe's voice came np from the But "Drop down here with the gnats! Tha'a a hole full o more wildcats!" Sam couldn't drop down with thegnns, eo he tied them to a long grapevine aud low ered them to the bottom. Then he dropped himself down Joe's grapevine and joined Joe in the But "Look in yender!" said Joe, pointing to a big hole in the rocks. Sam looked and saw four balls of fire, all in a row. Counting Chicks Before the Hutching, "Each pair o' them balla o' fire," said Joe, is "two dollars fer bounty and two dol lars fer hide. That's tootems four is eight, and this feller lavin' over here is tootems twoisfour.makin' twelve, 'cordin' to Daboll. You take the two balla on the nigh side, Sam, an' I'll take the two on the off side. When I say three, let her biml" It seemed a good while to Sam before Joe said three, buc when the word came he "let her bim," according to directions. Both guns went ofl at once, and the lour balls of fire disappeared. But something else came in sight Two .wildcats bounded out of the hole over the bodies of the two Joe and Sam had shot, and while the report of the guns' was still bowling along the nar row passage in booming echoes, and before the boys had time to be surprised, they found themselves mixed up on the rocky bot tom of the Devil's But with wildcats, grapevines, guns and stones in such a way that the impress of it on their minds will be fresh and vivid long after the impressions made on their bodies have healed np and disappeared. Neither Joe nor Sam can recall jnst how they managed to bring the end about, but the appearance of the wildcats' heads con veys the impression that it was accom plished principally by the use of the butts of guns. At any fate, when the rush and whirl and yelling was all over, the boys found themselves sitting on the bottom ot the But, without much clothing on to speak of, and scarcely a spot four inches sqnare from their shoulders down that didn't have Joe Was First to Break tt; Silence. the marks of a wildcat's claw imprinted on it. As they sat there, wiping the blood with' such bits of shirt and things as still hung to them, Joe was the first to break the silence. Hissed It on the Cntcu.1 atlon. "The hole." he said, "was a leetle fuller o wild cat than I calkilated on. But them rlast ones makes tootems four is eight more, Sam." Sam said "he knowed it," but made the apt suggestion that they had better be dig ging out of there and making for home to get patched up. So they agreed that they had done their share, and concluded to go home and send their paps back after the guns and wildcats. They hauled themselves out of the But by the grapevine and limped homeward. It happened that not long after Sam Pomeroy bad abandoned operations in the potato field and joined Joe Crane in the wildcat hunt his father strolled over to the field to see how he was getting along. Find ing the hoe there alone, Farmer Pomeroy hurried home to see what had become of Sam. Not finding Sam, but noticing that the gun was gone, be started for the woods. In the course of hisreconnoiteringhe at last came upon Sam and Joe as they were mak ing the best time they could homeward, tattered and disabled. "Jist what I ben a 'spectinl' " exclaimed Farmer Pomeroy. "That gun has gone and busted on you at last! Serves ye right, an' I'll give ver hide a good tannin' when I git ye homel" "Don't know about that pap!" said Sam. "You won't find much hide left on me to tan, I'm thinkin'I" Then the boys told the wildcat story, and Farmer Pomeroy helped them home on the double quick, turned them over to their mothers, sent for the doctor, and he and Joe's father went to the Devil's But and brought in the wildcats and the guns. Potato planting will ail be oyer, JJoo Barnes says, when Sam and Joe get around again. "But then'll come the grass and the rye!" says Sam Pomeroy. "I wisht me an' Joe could find another hole full o' wildcats. That'd help oyer hayin' and harvest too!" Ed Mott. THE DUBATION 07 UFA Certain Causes Which Tend to Abridge That of the Ayerajo Being. Philadelphia Times. The duration of life depends neither ou climate nor food nor race nor any external condition, but on the natural constitution and intrinsic vigor of our organs. One hun dred years is the natural life of man. The curtailment below this normal term is the result of those errors and excesses in the manner of living which impair the organs and produce premature decay. From the time of Noah to the days of Joshua and Moses the record is one of successive and gradual decrease in longevity. Joshua waxed old and stricken in years some time before his death at llu. The whole of life teems with incidents which must need eflect, more or less, its duration. In a manufacturing and commer cial country particularly, where population is more crowded, and where art and labor in their evey branch are strained to tbe utmost reacu of human exertion, life be comes subject to influences which act pow erfully upon it, aud tend to shorten its duration. Some particular occupations abridge life bv bodily confinement and the privation of good air. When there is a free current ot pure air tbe functions ot the body and mind are kept in healthy action by moderate 'exercise, not by strained tension, and tbe pursuits in life are of a moral tendency and eflect, lite may be prolonged to advanced years. But when we indulge in vicious habits, which create pain and trouble, lite ebbs away often imperceptibly, ami we do not notice its decline until the fatal regress: "As brooks- make rivers, rivers run to seas." BoACRxa, bedbugs, eta, grow fat on Insect powders, pastes, eta, bat they never get away trom Bnglne. S3 coats. ) " itv" ' j 1 W i ft"n(Vrrt AT? Tip 1TTT A If AiUN lJsj U" VE UEjAID. Scientific Explanation of the Tick ing of the Death Watch. IT'S THE AffTIC OF A BEETLE. Fixing the Eyes on Distant Objects It Cure for e'easiczness. TOWING BARGES ACROSS THE 0CE1H There is a more or less clearly defined thread of superstition running through the minds of most people, and not a few who have at various times beeu involuntary lis teners to the sound of unfamiliar tickings, especially during the hours of darkness, have been unable to prevent their imagina tion leading them back to the stories told them in childhood of the dreaded omen of the tick of the death watch, which precedes) a death in the family. It is now well known that the ticking Is produced by an insect, and a Parisian 'chemist has not only taken the trouble to investigate the subject thoroughly, but has sent to a Paris paper two insects actually canght in the act of producing the sounds alluded to. They were on the same sheet of packing paper (strong tarred paper), but on the opposite sides and at a distance of about four inches apart One struck forci bly with its head at the rate of six blows per second, and the insect on the lower side answered as soon as the other bad finished. The insect is a tiny beetle, barely a quar ter of an inch long. It is generally during the night that it produces the ticking Bounds, and in order to do so draws in the antennae and intermediate legs, and, resting principally upon the median legs, strikes its head against its support by a sort of rocking motion. It is through this noise that the male calls the female. The larva of the insect lives in woodwork (frame work, old 'furniture, eta), which it gnaws in the interior without anything outside be traying its presence. A lew weeks after it has been transformed to the chrysalis state the perfect insect comes forth, and makes its exit from the wood by bonng a per fectly cylindrical hole in it which there alter shows that the wood has been attacked, and it is often mutilated to such a degree that it is virtually destroyed. A smaller species of the same genus works equal havoc not only with wood, but books, herbaria, natnrel history collections, cork, dry bread, crackers, eta The death watch beetle has the invariable habit of feigning death when seized or disturbed. The simulation is so persistent that when immersed in water, or even in alcohol, the insect remains perfectly immovable, and will allow itself to bs burned alive rather than betray itselfi Xions Dlntanco Ocean Towing. The subject of long distance ocean towing has been receiving much consideration at the hands of American shipowners. A pro posal has already been made to employ her metically sealed steel barges for ocean trans portation, these barges being towed by specially designed tugs and towing appa ratus. It is believed by many shipowners in this country that we are nearing the time when the towing steamship will bs largely employed to drag treisht barges across the Atlantia The possibilities in this direction have been suggestively indicated by some noteworthy feats of towing done recently by the United States tug steamer Saturn, which is about 2,200 tons, and is fitted with very powerful engines. The chief difficulty in ocean towing is the failure of the tow ropo or steel hawser or its fastenings. Neither manilla rope nor steel wire rope can with stand the sudden strains caused by the motion of the ton boat and her consort in a heavy seaway, the great want being elas ticity. To "overcome this difficulty the Saturn has been fitted with atpjm-- -s paratus invented by an American engineer. It is a balancing cable drum, which is so eeared up that the normal pressure ot the engine cylinders, situated on either side of the drum, will balance the normal strain on the cable or hawser; but if the strain on the hawser is increased the drum revolves aft, and the hawser pays out running in again when the strain is relieved. Loss of tile at Sea. An English paper gives some suggestive figures tn support of its statement, that be yond the noble service done by legislation for the protection of sailors from the prac tices resorted to in the post by rapacious ship owners, the decrease in the annual loss of life at sea is, in a great measure, due to improvement in the desiga of sailing ships, which are now better able to withstand great storms, and the adoption of steel, which minimizes the danger of stranding. The proportion ot lives lost to the total ton nage entering and clearing English ports has decreased rom 4.17 per 100,000 tons in 1881 to 2.06 in 1890. This represents a de crease according to tonnage of about one half. In the case of steamers the increase of traffio was equal to 43.6 percent, and yet there was a decrease in the number ot live lost of 28 per cent Preventing Seasickness. Dr. Graily Hewitt has concluded that the sensation of sickness on board a vessel can be lessened, if not prevented, by looking at objects away from the vessel, and therefore comparatively fixed, like clouds, the hori- , zon, the shore, or a passing vessel. The benefit to be derived from this method is but little known, though for moderately susceptible cases it is an almost sure cure. Another and still more radical mode of pre venting seasickness is the complete abolish- meat ot vision for the time being by the bandaging of the eyes. The bandage should be applied before starting on the voyage. The patient should also lie down and get the benefit ot the horizontal posi tion, which is an old remedy, although it has been found in many cases that bandag ing the eyes without lying down has had the required effect Ice Crram Delivering Machine. An American company has struck the popular taste in London by the organisa tion of a system of 'automatic machines on the penny-in-the-slot principle for the de livery of ice cream. This toothsome ele ment of daily consumption in this country is not so commonly nsed in England, and the ability to obtain it at all hours at slight cost constitutes nothing short of a luxury to many classes ot Londoners. The novelty of the machine lies in tbe combination of the automatic delivery with an ice refriger ator, which is so enective tnat when tne machine is full the supply of ices will,each ice being contained in a separate cardboard box, keep gbod tor a whole week; that is to say, will not melt during that period. Letter Weighing Made Eajy. A novelty which is likely to be widely ap preciated is a "postal" pen, i. e., a pen holder fitted with a scale which gives the accurate weight and amount of postage of letters and small parsels. The pen nib it ai ranged at one end and the weigher at the other. The weigher consists of a carefully adjusted spring. The letter to be weighed is placed in a clip, aud the penholder is held in a vertical position. The indicator then marks the weight and postage of the letter; Typewriter Register. An invention just put on the market em bodies a simple device, adapted for attach ment to any form ot typowriter, which, by the movement of the keys and space bars, will count and register the exact number f words printed by the machine. J . &a&L$K&k AV- H fJJjSsMfiL WsBsMirtfBsfsf IK iMslrFisfcfflnnrCTssM