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The result is Mimmed up in the death of ten people and the injury of about fifty more. Such a calamity cannot by any means be classed in the list of unpreventablo acci dents. Only a little more care in each of two or three details would have prevented It and saved a half score lives. The con 3unction of circumstances may have been out of the ordinary, but they were by no means so extraordinary as to do away with the need of guarding against them. It is a significant fact that nearly all the fatal collisions on the Pennsylvania Rail Toad for some years past, which to the credit ol the management have been few, liave been caused by the loopholes or aegleet of the block system. That system 3s a great safeguard, but no system can be relied upon to do away with the necessity for constant vigilance against the perils of railroading. THE END Or GORMAN. " It is a pleasure to note that Hon. Arthur P. Gorman, of 3Iaryland, in the Demo cratic convention, like the Hon. Thomas B. Iteed, in the Republican, was made the subject of a subsidiary and collateral dump, which, though not the leading re sults of the conventions, are final and conclusive so far as these statesmen are concerned. Like Mr. Reed, Senator Gorman con ceived the idea that he was in a position to ix a Presidental candidate sub rosa. He did not have the nerve to present himself in that light, after the bold manner of David B. Hill. On the other hand, he could not retain his attitude of discretion long enough t prevent it from being seen tliat after making representations to, all sides he was really working for Arthur Pue Gorman. As a result Democrats at large notice that political alliances with the Slaryland Senator cannot be appraised at the value of the breath required to make them. Gorman may be rated at the most com pletely flattened out statesmen among the Chicago victims. Hill had effectually broken his own neck some weeks before the convention. Brice will chase rain bows les attitudinously on account of the convention. But not even Brice is so thoroughly shown up and laid out as an imaginary Presidental quantity in the past tense, as Gorman, of Maryland. A CAMPAIGN OF INTEIX.ECT. The conventions of the two great parties have now done their work, and already there is begun a political campaign which Will be watched with profound interest everywhere that the economic principle at Btake is understood. Tie issue of protec tion or free trade is boldly set out It is unhampered by personalities, as both Harrison and Cleveland have already filled acceptably the Executive chair, and notliing is to be made by assaihng either personally. The main issue is almost un encumbered by other issues. True, the Force bill question is raised by both an tagonists; and there is some diversity in their attitudes upon silver coinage but these are only the garnishments of the platforms served up by the conventions. By common consent it is the case of Pro tection vs. Free Trade that is to be settled in November. Not alone the United Slates but every nation in Europe will follow eagerly each successive stage of the contest Our own State of Pennsylvania, and the adjacent States of Ohio and West Vir ginia, have thedeepest interest in the ver dict Here, "where the success of the pro tection policy is demonstrated upon every side in the immense growth of our indus tries there is no room for serious pretense of a radical conflict of opinions; Local interests all combine to secure a prac tically united support for the economic policy under which they have pros pered. But it is not merely through the manu facturing States that the immense benefits of protection to American industries will be recognized. It can be shown that the farmers, for whose votes the Democratic plank is a bid, and the agricultural labor ers, like the workers in manufactories, arc better off In every way than the same class of citizens of countries where free trade exists. It can be demonstrated that the protection policy, while fostering and supporting American industries, at the Eamc time has had the effect of producing such competition at home and effecting MieB ; such reductions of prices on protected arti cles as would not have been secured bad our markets been left in the control of the European manufacturers. The histories of the steel and plate glass and carpet indus tries, and many others which might be named, will be full of instruction on this point They -frill show that, while pro tection has slnK out the competition of foreigners, yet by making the home busi ness profitable it has stimulated such enormous activity and competition in this country as to secure to the general con sumer great reductions in the prices of articles from those which prevailed when the American factories were started. If the tariff has ever been esteemed a dry or difficult subject, it will surely not prove so between now aud November, for the best minds of the country will be en gaged in elucidating it from a thousand rostrums. The men of books and theory will not have their own way, either. They will have fo measure their theories up against the indisputable facts and figures of every branch of industry and trade, as well as of the relative conditions of coun tries employing the antagonistic systems. Such a campaign will be instructive in the highest degree. The protectionists have nothing to fear, but, on the contrary, everything that is desirable to expect from it. A DIFFERENCE IN SIZE. We observe an announcement from Washington that the State Department, even in its present acephalous condition, has come to the conclusion that it will not take up the case of Mr. Poultney Bigelow, recently expelled from Russia, for having expressed his mind too freely about the Czar s government while in this country. The theory of this abstinence from eagle spreading is, according to the Washington Pott, that as Mr. Bigelow broke into Russsia on his own responsibility, he is to be left to take the consequences of his action. This may be all very well sofar.asMr. Bigelow is concerned. That gentleman has so widely advertised his intimacy with the German Emperor that there is a cer tain degree of justice in leaving him to go for vindication and indemnity to his im perial chum. But the United States Gov ernment may appear slightly at disadvan tage in the matter. It is not very Jong since it was somewhat flamboyantly an nouncing that the flag must bo respected and the rights of American citizens main tained all over the world at any cost If there is any right of American citizens more indisputable than the one of travel ing peacefully in any country with which we are in treaty relations, it is that of writing his impressions of the country after lie gets home. As these acts are the sum total of Mr. Bigelows offending against Russia, there is a strong impres sion that the rights of American citizens in Russia are not worth mentioning. This is not on the whole a very great loss, since intelligent American citizens can as a rule protect themselves by staying away from that flat and uninteresting country. But may not the invidious remark be made that the difference in the altitude of our diplomacy, in the case of Russia as against Chile, is due to the difference in the size of the two nations? A SUCCESSFUL CO-OPEEATION. The association of workingmen to carry on their own industrial enterprises has long been recognized as presenting in the abstract an ideal solution of the labor problem. Where the workmen are their own employers there can be no disputes about wages; where they operate by their own capital the common interest of capi tal and labor is beyond question. The practical results of this solution de pends largely, of course, on the business conduct of the co-operative or corporate enterprise. Many cases in which such projects have failed, for lack of efficient or honest management, are cited as proof that industrial co-operation is impractica ble, but this argument forgets that a very largo proportion of failures for enterprises on the ordinary plan of organization can also be found. It also is liable to be over set when we find an enterprise in which the workmen are their own capitalists achieving a marked success. Such an ex ample is described at length by the Christian Union, and the statements con cerning it are well worth pondering. The enterprise in question was started by a number of Swedes in Rockford, 111. Sixteen years ago they were workmen in a furniture factory, and as an offset to a sharp reduction of wages they determined to start a factory of their own. Twenty five of them put in 59,000 of capital They seem to have recognized that corporate or ganization is ideal co-operation so long as it is honestly managed, and the result has proved their wisdom. After sixteen years thpir single factory has grown to twelve. Eighteen, hundred men are employed in the works, of whom all but ninety are shareholders in the enterprise. The profits last year were 5150,000 and a like amount saved by the men from their wages was put into the concern as increased capital. The workingmen as a rule own their own homea The workingmen take their sons into the factories to teach them the trade, and the apprentices receive a graded bonus for three years. It is rather mortifying to our nationality to have .the members of this successful concern explain that its success, compared with other co-operative failures, is due to the good faith of thu Swedes with each other, while, if an enterprise pays among Americans, they at once commence trying to freeze each other out It is beyond question that greed and distrust would be fatal qualities to any such enterprise; and it is equally certain that, with honest con duct, the. plan of making workingmen their own employers is the most complete solution of the laoor problem. In such a concern each hand is interested in doing good work, and thus contributing to the prosperity of the concern. Habits of economy and thrift are inculcated; and every sacrifice to ensure the success of the plan lays up something for the future, in stead ot being wasted, as is the case in so many strikes. The corporation as it was intended to work furnishes the ideal form of organi zation for such enterprises. The corpo rate record also shows how utterly the legitimate and ideal purpose of that method of organization can be perverted and abused to enrich the few at the cost of the many. LIMITATIONS OF THE LEVEE. It is an indication of awakening com mon sense that the New Orleans Delta is beginning to entertain a doubt whether the stubborn adherence to the levee system as the sole protection against floods in the lower Mississippi is the wisest course. It makes the suggestion that the treatment of the Atchafalaya river has been a short sighted one. New Orleans insisted upon stopping up the head of that stream for fear that the Mississippi in some of its freaks might make that the main channel. The consequence is that the outlet for overflow being blocked, the whole force of the floods is turned npon New Orleans and the levee3 have proved each year to be more and more an insufficient safeguard. . . - . - This illustrates the short sigbtedness or the levee policy. The function of the levee is very useful in confining and directing the flow of the river as long as its volume does not exceed the usual capacity of the channel. But when the ordinary channel is full and the danger line is reached the only safety is in multiplying outlets. The fact that the Mississippi river has made outlets of this sort for its floods might have been recognized as showing its necessity. But tho desire to reclaim lands by means of levees has been so great that it has taken a vast expenditure of money and still greater losses by floods to demonstrate that the levee system is not sufficient by itself. Yet it is better to learn the lesson late than never. The true policy beyond question is to use levees and dikes for directing the flow of rivers so long as they keep within their banks. But when the great floods come all the outlets that are available should be employed to carry the water off easily. THE POINTS OF UNCERTAINTY. With Harrison and Cleveland pitted against each other in the field once more, the Republican mind turns naturally and jubilantly to presages of a repetition of the result of 1888. This is what all tho friends of protection must bend then energies to secure; but in order that the effort may not be lax, it is well to consider the doubtful points of the contest which may possibly prove of importance enough to turn the issue. Besides the general verdict of the people there is one place in which the schemes and disappointments ot political leaders may exercise a powerful result That is the State of New York. In that State, too, we have the peculiar case of practical politicians on both sides, sup posed to hold the lever of politics, whose wishes have been notoriously overriden by the nominations. Piatt has not been more completely chagrined by the nomination of Harrison than Hill and Croker have by the nomination of Cleveland. Dissatisfied managers in other States may indulge the attitude of cold in difference without materially affecting the result But in a State so close as New York the enmity of a leader, carrying per haps no more than a few thousand votes with him, may prove fatal. The question in New York seems to be whether Hill and Tammany can and will knife Cleveland more thoroughly than Piatt can and will knife Harrison. Of the willingness to do this on either side there is not much room to doubt The defeated bosses on both sides are vindictive, and their political future, if their parties suc ceed without them, will be a nullity. It is likely, therefore, to prove an important question as to their respective ability to take votes away from the respective tickets. Tammany has a larger trained following thoroughly dependent on it than has Piatt For that reason we re gard the element of discontent in New York as more dangerous to Cleveland than to Harrison. On the other hand there is uncertainty of another complexion in the possible third party vote in the West and South west Here the only question is as to what the third party can do, for if it affects the result at all, it will affect it in favor of the Democrats. Say that it car ries a State like Kansas or Dakota, which otherwise would have secured the election of Harrison. It will thus throw the elec tion into the House and secure the election of Cleveland. Say that it takes away from the Democrats a Southern State which might otherwise have given Cleve land enough votes to elect him. The effect will only bo to throw the election into the House and makn Cleveland's victory a moral certainty. The probability that the People's Party wU carry any electoral votes may be slight but to whatever ex tent it exists it is a threat to Republican success. These two uncertainties, together with the activity of the tariff reformers every where, should warn the friends of protec tion that they cannot be idle this year. Vigorous work from now till November will be required to make victory secure. A MEDICAL OFFICE BUILDING. A novel project in the line of building enterprises, and at the same time a marked step In the progress and improvement of the city, is reported elsewhere m these columns. The enterprise for an office building for physicians and dentists on Sixth avenue is an interesting one; and the large and ornamental building that is to be constructed will prove a material addition to the business architecture of the city. While people do not generally stop to think of the difference in require ments for the offices of doctors and den tists, it Is very clear when stated. The new eight-story building will therefore have a distinct usefulness and prove a very creat accommodation to the members of the healing profession and their patients. The physicians who have or ganized this project are to be congratu lated on their progressiveness as well as the future quarters which this enterprise will give them. SEVERAL visitors to the Democratic Con vention have, strangely enough, already reached home from Chicago in fairly good health and without much damage to their apparel. Notwithstanding the general state ment that Mr. Gladstone's meetings are the only one3 undisturbed by rowdies in Eng land's political field Just now, the Grand Old Man has been struck by a stone while out driving. Fortunately the miscreant's mis sile did no harm. Besides its indication1 of the heated feelings now rife in England, it recalls the old Tory charade which of courso no good Liberal could solve. "I would be my first, if I had my second to throw at my whole" or, "I would be glad if I had a stone to throw at Gladstone." But the aged states man seems proof against stones, material and metaphorical alike, he comes unscathed through all trials, ana his vigor is the envy of many a younger man. Wholesale dealers selling liquor in Jugs have been warned that they are liable to be jugged if they continue the practice after this month. England's cooler climate accounts to some extent for the heat of the political discussions over there. The heat of the weather is conducive to a comparatively temperate behavior among American poli ticians, which is more conduoive to a log ical determination of the issues than is the system of physical fisticuff arguments re sorted to on the other side of tbe Atlantic. Congress only sat tor a minute and a half yesterday, but it accomplished as much as it often does in far longer sittings. Visitors to a free concert at Highland Park who know no better than to throw re fnse into the reservoir ought to ,be thor oughly ashamed of themselves. Efforts should be made to prevent the recurrence of such ill behavior by apprehending and severely punishing the offenders. Surely the Fourth of July fund is not to be kept waiting long for a little matter of between six and seven hundred dollars. The architects of that proposed new build ing for the accommodation of doctors and I dentists exclusively should provide tuiok J walla a t sJ rttait t-rr f arlnrlnnr OAVaAAseia - wans aua plenty or winnow screens to pre- vent the hourly turning in of fatso alarms for tho patrol wagon or ambulauco by dls tressod passersby. TriEBE is evidently something serious the matter with ' the Cincinnati players, for Pittsburg beat them again yesterday. So Depew has decided to keep his diplo macy for private use until the end of this term, at any rate. He has plenty of busi ness offices to'fill hi;- time, and he will no doubt find plenty ot occupation for bis leisure on the stump in the campaign. A number of people have left the city to swelter elsewhere, but the street.loater Is still with us rain or shine. Stanley's electioneering experiences In North Gambeth must make him regret that the costermongers, whose votes he desires, are not amenable to the soothing methods which lie used to persuade the Atricans of the superiority of his civilization. That disastrous wreck at Harriaburg ap pears to have been duo to some individual's signal failure. Queen Victoria hardly feels equal to visiting and competing with the other attractions at the World's Fair next year. But she will not miss it all, as Buffalo BUI and his wild westerners appeared before nor at Windsor yesterday. It is about time for Parisians to learn that duelling' with an ex-cowboy is a serious matter. In locating the refreshment stands in Schenley Part for the Fourth of July it is to be hoped that the appetites of the menagerie denizons, and conveniences for satisfying the same, hare been taken into due consid eration. It was just cool enough 'to breathe once and again yesterday. It is said that Kaiser Wilhelm intends to witness the general election in England. An intelligent observation of England's free press and freo speech should do the hot headed little monarch some good. Congress proposes to begin to do some work to-morrow. They must have heard of the redoubtable Perry over in France, as French shippers of valuable diamonds to tho World's Fair are loath to trust their treasures to the custody of tho express companies. Tennis arms and able inflictions. sunstrokes are season- The only great difference between the campaign of this year and that of four years ago is that the polioy of Protection has four years or strong evidence in its favor now that it lacked then. NEWS! AND PERSONAL. Mrs Ballington Booth receives only $7 a week for her services in tbe Salvation Army. Twenty-two pages of the British Mu3eum catalogue are required to contain a list of Mr. Gladstone's writings. Prince Albert, eldest son of the Duke of Edinburgh, who is sojourning in Munich, has exchanged visits with Prince Bismarck. "The French woman gains her liberty, the English woman loses hers.and the Amer ican woman continues to do as she pleases," as a result of the wedding ceremony, accord ing to Max O'ltell. "The first lesson in the art of money- getting," says Andrew Carnegie, "is the knowledgo that it isn't the man who does the work who makes the money, but the man who gets the other men to do it." Mrs. Nellie Grant-Saetoeis now lives in Loudon and is a woman of wealth, tier fatbor-in-law left his estate to her and her two children, on the condition that they would make their residence in England. Drexel Institute, Philadelphia, has been presented by George W. Childa with the autographs of every President of the United States, and also with manuscripts of Thackeray, Dickens, Bulwer, Lowell, Hunt, Bryant, Willis and Cooper. Emperor William will make a visit to England, independently of tho proposed visit to Augusta, to witness tho yacht race olTCowes. His departure from Germany is put down for Juno 30, and the object of his special trip is to watch the general elections in England. Mrs Amelia E. Bare has been elected a member of the Advisory Council on Liter ature of the World's Columbian Exposition. Mrs. Barr's high attainments in the field of literature and the excellent Judgment for which she is so well known entitle her to an Important position in the council. Senator John W. Daniels, of Vir ginia, Ex-Governor James E. Campbell, of Ohio, and Governor McKinley have accepted invitations to speakat Columbia, Tenn., at the formal opening of the new arsenal on the, 13th of July next. A committee of citizens from Columbia will leave for Washington and New York in a lew days to invite Mr. Cleveland and other orators of national distinction. Musc for the World's Fair. Chicago, June 25. Washington Hesing re ceived word by cable to-day from F. Zieg feld. Director of tbe International Temple of Music, who is now in Hamburg, saying that a contract has been signed with Con ductor Fritz Scheel to come to Chicago dur ing the World's Fair. The contract also in cludes the services of Hans Von Buelow's oichestra and the Hamburg military bands. BOX, iDLAI E. STEVEXBOIf. I . . Alf active, earnest ana uncompromising Democrat, he has shown himself in publio office and in privato Hfo worthy of any honor and equal to any station. Louisville Courier-Journal IDem.). A better selection could hardly have been made. Mr. Stevenson is a stanch Demo crat, widely popular, and his selection will be especially satisfactory to Mr. Cleveland. Cleveland Plaindealer (Dem.). It is a long distance from Thomas A. nendricks and Allen G. Thurman to Adlal . Stevenson, but that is the way political parties generally come down stairs when thoy start to-tumble. Philadelphia Telegraph (2nd.). In the oxerciso of "turning the rascals out" of all the postofflces Mr. Stevenson proved not only that he Is a Democrat, but that In swinging an ax and cutting off heads he is hard to beat. Hochester, iK 1', Adver tiser Dim.). Measceed from a political point of view and quite without regard to personal con siderations, it strikos us that Mr. Gray would have given more strength to the ticket than Mr. Stevonson can Co. Boston Herald (.Ind.). Mr. STEVEirson is a man of character, ability, popularity, unconditional and unin terrupted Democracy, aggressive partisan ship and of marked power to organize and impress the strength of the party. Brooklyn Eagle Und.-Dem.). His principal service to the country was rendered as Assistant Postmaster General under Vilas, and consisted of constant viola tions of the civil service reform law in the Interest pr the "hungry and thirsty." Phila delphia Bulletin Rep.. It cannot be said that Mr. Stevenson was chosen as the financial auxiliary of the con test; neither can he be relied on for glittering campaign oratory. He Is not exactly popu lar in Illinois, Uut he has scarcely an enemy from Chicago to Cairo. Chicago News (Did.). It is surely a remarkable thing that the two States which stand at tho head' of the doubtful list, the loss of either of which would be fatal, should be singled out for especial disfavor. There is probably no man in tbe country better pleased with the. action of the Chicago Convention than Ben jamin HarrlsonL Chicago Inter-Ocean Ulep.). J onj , A LOOK AROUND. . J. M. Oabsonj of Butler, Beading Clerk of the last Senate asd a well-known newspaper man, was In the cty yesterday. He is a can didate for re-election to hi old position. It is probable that E. W". Smiley, of Venango, will again be Chjef Clerk, and Anthony F. Bannon, of McKean, is after the Journal Clerkship once more. Senator .Fllnn is Chairman or the oomralttee which will name the slate of Senateofficeri. The name of the latest large oil field sug gested some reminiscenses to a party of gen tlemen the other (lay and one of them re marked: "I can say 'in all truth that the most enjoyable fishing I ever had was when as a boy I used a pia hook. I mean a good, rnnt nwllnortf hrfl 14 Ylln Whffih Ibflnt IQV. self nnd fashioned intoahook. With this! have had many a day's snort in the Wabash near my old homo. I have caught bass weighing a pound with such a hook without bending it." The Republican County Committee was In session at City Hall yesterday when I Chanced to enter tho building, ana l spent a few moments watching tbe proceedings. It was a collection of remarkably shrewd-, looking men. Nearly all the Republican notables belong to this body, and there is not a county or city office that is not well represented, either by the principal or one Of his clerks. Incidentally I may bo per mitted to lemark that in addition to being a matutinal philosopher when he adminis ters justice at Central station Magistrate and Chairman John Grlpp is a cool, even tempered and very popular presiding officer. I have the honor to know a truly remark able lady. She received a trunk containing six new costumes from New York five days ago and the trunk is stilt unopened. This record is believed to be without an equal. Chief Bigelow is delighted with the re suit of Friday night's concert in Highland Park. He says that at least 10,000 were pres ent, which is a conservative estimate. What pleasos the Chief most is the man ner in which the crowd behaved. There was not the slightest trouble or any sort, no exhibition of drunkenness, nothing, in shoit, which could be wished out of the evening's events. Everybody and bis wife were there, rich and poor, notables and un knowns. Tho concert will be followed by others, and it is to bo hoped thoy will prove as agreeable all around. Before long the Woods house in Bchcnley Park will become a carefully managed restaurant. The house is being remodeled, wide veiandahs are in course of erection and tho place will be put in attractive condition. It will be put into me nanus 01 somo careiuuy soiectea caterer. This is decidedly u move in the right direction and one which lias already been muoh talked about by the people who drive or walk in tho park. All paiks worth the name have such public conveniences and ours should be up in the first row next tho oichcstra as soon as it can be placed there. Some day onr ball club will be manaoged on the same basis as our rolling mills or other business enterprises are that to have good results theie must be good material well bandied. Why is it that the boats on both rivers begin to fire up Justa.s they pass under a crowded passenger bridge? It is a familiar experience with pedestrians to be suddenly engulfed in a sort of sooty Jelly from the smoKestacks of river craft. It happens so often that it looks as though somebody thought it was lunny and it is noc The prices of the leading restaurants for some things are simply absurd. For ex ample, why should Fittsburgers be charged 30 cents for a small dish of strawberries when they are gelling for 6 or 8 rents a bnx in the market? A little lettuce is 25 cent', new potatoes are 10 oents each, tiny lamb chops are a quarter each and other things are in proportion. Prices are higher for many things than at Delmonico's, which is ridiculous, as most of them are home raided and cheap. Of course this commont is made with full understandings the cost of service and comfortable surroundings, and due allowance is made for wastage, but the fact remains that charges are excessive and the food not up to the standard or such places. The service, too, Is not what it was or should be. The police are faking the position that some kinds of dresses shall not beworn upon the streets. Tho "suspender dresses," it it to be hoped, will Boon obtain recognition In the City Hall ukase. How wonderful has been the inroads of comfort and coolness in dress upon tradi tions and stuffiness! It began with tbe reizn of the flannel shirt when outdoor sports took so sudden and general a spurt a few say half a dozen years ago. Then came all sorts of old and new materials for shirts for men and waists for women, loose things with comfortable collars and cuffs, soon to be followed by ties of lawns, linens, percales and shirting goods. All these are loose and comfortablo in style with a small modicum of starch in the makeup. Easy shoes, cooler and lighter hats, a thousand and one details known bet to the tailor and milliner have come in the train or summer wear and tho result is ap parent on every hand. It adds to the neat appearance of both sexes because so muoh of it is on the surface there can be no shams and no untidiness. It is a wise change, long in coming but thoroughly taken hold of wnen it aid come ana l cannot see now we can ever go back to starch, stiffness, heat and general discomfort. One of the funniest checks I ever saw was shown to me by a banker yesterday. It wns drawn on one of the ordinary check forms of the bank and read thus: Pittsburg, Jnne 25, 1392. National Rank: Pay to twenty-three dollars if there i that much to my credit. I think there is sixteen dollars thero anil I will make up the rest on Tues day of next week. So please oblige me. John smith. The Pennsylvania Bailroad telegraph office had a number of anxious visitors yes tei day morning. A number of Fittsburgers had relatives or friends on the wrecked train and were In a fever to hean from t hem. The dispatchers answered all queries as promptly as possible and rushed messages to and fro until everybody was satisfied. Waiter. A Perlinont Question. Cleveland Leader. Where did "General" Stevenson get the military title given him by Democratic papers? It looks verv much like a case of trying to capture the votes of old soldiers by false pretenses. JUNE AND AFTER, A bright June day. Cool lountalns play, A hammock's gently swinging A daimel fair, With golden hair. Sweet songs of love is staging. A good cigar. An old guitar, Which skiirully Is played on A young man dreams. And all life seems, A stage no pleasures fade on. The hammock holds. Within, its folds. A youth superbly handsome But more than all For beauties pall He's worth a kingdom's ransom. She sings her best. He does the rest. Ue and the things sarronndlng Slit lifts her eyes. In soft surprise. And soon her heart is bounding. They swear to love. All else above. Each one of them the other And love's old lay, Is sung that day. And not the lore of brother. When autumn falls. And fireside calls. They talk of getting married And wonder much. Their love is such That thus long they have tarried. But when they're wed, Their life is led. In other circumstances She soon lets out, With pretty pout. She wauts to go to dances. In vain be tries. To make her prize, A dual situation She loves to roam, , Far, far from home, In search of admiration, X.J.M. X0BB 07 BYQOHB OZBTTJBIBS. A New Manuscript of Victor Hago's I Res cued From s Mais or Waste faper. Loirooir, June S6. Reference has been made heretofore to discovery of the manu soriptof Viotor Hugo's "Journal d'Exil,"and as to doubts that were entertained in some quarters as to its authenticity. M. Octave Tzanne, who has examined the manuscript, says there is no doubt of its genuineness. Ho says he recognized In the manuscript the writing of the lateFrancoU Hugo, the poet's son; and in many of the conversations Victor Hugo Is referred to as Moc Pere, and Charles Hugo as Mon Frero. Moreover, the corrections aro in Viotor Hugo's own hand writing. Samuel Davey, who found" the manuscript, says that M. Augnste Vacquerle, who is a great admirer of Hugo, and who was one of his close friends, is of the same opinion as JU. Uzanne, and corroborates the strange story -told to Mr. Carey's son. that this Journal of 2,000 pages, with neatly 1,000 let ters addi eased to the poet, were sold as waste paper from Hautevllle House by one of tho poet's relatives the preceding year. The Kathscuulbibliothek or Zwickau, Saxony, is In possession of a rich treasure of letters of the period or tho Reformation. About 4,000 of such letters have been found, and the cataloguing of the collection is now in hand. Among others of special valne aro two from the hand of Johann Neudorfer, of Nuremburg, the creater of tho German Scbonschreibenkunst. The only specimens of his own wrltine hitherto known to be ;. 'tant were his subscrintions to Albrecht Durers pictures, "Die Temperamente," and a single letter or his in the Nuremberg city archives. Both the letters discovered at Zwickau were written to Stephan" Roth one in 1563, tho other in 1533. J0HH P. SZ JOHN DECLINES. Tbe Prohibitionists M.y Nominate General BIdwell, of California. CnrorsjfATi. June 25. The American pub lic Is by this time accustomed to national conventions, so that the announcement of another for next week will not be startling. The National Prohibition Convention meets in Music Hall In this city Wednesday, June 29. The substantial building, in which the Democratic National Convention of 1S80 was comfortably accommodated when General Hancook was nominated, has been appro priately decorated. The convention bids fair to outstrip Its two predecessors at Minneapolis and Chi cago in size. Tbe total delegate list Is 1,191, and there are as many alternates. The managers say that nearly all of these will be present. The National Committee of the party opened Its headquarters this after noon at the Grand Hotel. Samuel Dickie, or Michigan, Is Chairman. Preliminary to tho convention there has been arranged amass meeting lor Music Hall to-morrow after noon, to be addressed by Miss Frances Wil lard, Dr. W. H. Boole, Dr. A. B. Leonard and others. Chairman Dickie talks like a politician about the expectations or the party. He says it is not a church organization. He wants it understood that not all Prohibition ists are church members, nor, indeed, total abstainers from alcoholic drinks. Many men who drink favor the destruction of tho traffic, and Mr.Dickie says: "We are a party and must get votes from all available sources." The question of tbe nominee for President naturally does not wear upon the persons interested to any great degree. The flisc man in the minds of most or the party. Mr. St. John, peremptorily declines to permit the uso of liia name. The next man sug gested is General John Bidwell, the farmer of California, whose land extends H miles in length and three miles in width. HONORS FOR TALE BOYS. Ohio and Pennsylvania Xonng Men Gather in Their Share. New Haven, Cons., June 23. The "honor list" of the graduating class at Yale, or the senior appointments, as they are called, were made publio this morning. Tbe number is rather small, indicating only a moderate standard of scholarship attained by the class as a whole. Among them are: Philo sophical orations J. W. Ingersoll, Marengo, III.; J. D. Hutchlns, Los Angeles, Cal.; Percy Findlay, Memphis, Tenn. High orations G. H. Girty, Cleveland, O. Omtions O. II. Fisk, Covington, Kv.; Abraham Mover, Chi cago; M. P. Noyes. Evanston, 111. Disserta tion F. H. Haisslein, Genoa, III.; Junius Wheelock, Chicago. First disputes F. W. Htnkle, Cincinnati; H. B. McCormlck, Hnrrlsburg, Pa.; W. G. .Pettis, St. Louis; E. E. Snvdaclcer, Chicago. Second disputes S. C. Burt, Cincinnati; C. R. Holden. Chicago; A. F. Lewis. Bozeman, Mont; William Messick, Memphis, Tenn.; E. It. Ridgeway, Gallon, O.; B. P. Holllster, Cincinnati; A. C. Crisk, St. Louis. Second colloquies C. N. McAllister, St. Joseph, Mo.; E. W. Pease, Cleveland. rOETT MILLIONS FOE AN EDIT02. A Virginia Villager, the Descendant of a French Family, In Great Luck. Charlottesville, Va., Juno 25. M. M. Dupre, city editor of the Virginia People, hopes to get a share of an estate worth HX 000,003 In France. He is descended from tbe Pupre family that was banished by Louis 5 IV., and came to this country. Some of the Dupres returned to France and recov ered their property. They have becomo extinct, and the vast estate revert3 to the branch of the family in Virginia, the Caro lina; and Georgia. M. M. Dupre is also a claimant for a large estate in Virginia, through his maternal grandfather. The Peary ExpdIt!ou Brady to Leave. New York, June25. The P.ed Cross steamer Miranda, which goes to the relief of Lieu tenant Peary's Arctic expedition, will call from Brooklyn Monday for St. John's, N. F. Tne party on board will consist of Prof. Angelo Hoilprin, Henry G. Bryant, William E. Mehan and F. W. Stokes, of Philadelphia; Dr. Jackson Mills, of this cloy: C. E. Hill, or Burlington, N. J.; Albert ft". Vorse and Samuol J. Lntrlkin. At St. John's they will take passage on the Kite and sail lor Green land. Honoring thn Memory of Shelley. LoirDoir, June 25. Rev. C. J. Boblnson, Vicar of Horsham, Sussex, Mr. Hurst and other admirers of tbe work of the poet Shelley, are making arrangements to cele brate the centenary or his birth, which oc curs August 4 next. Shelley was born at Field Place, near Horsham. Bather earlier than this celebration was a dinnor given at the Whcatsheart Restaurant to-day, 'which was also to celebrate the birth of Shelley. DEATES HERB AND ELSEWHERE. Dr. C. W. Sprnnkling, Veterinarian. Dr. C W. Sprankling, Sr., the veterin arian, died at his home In Baltimore Friday. Hs was CI years old. He was bora In Philadelphia, but had lived in Baltimore 15 years. He was a shipbuilder originally and an athlete, and had won several contests In the prize ring. At one lime Dr. Sprankllng was a United States detective In New Tort. He also served in the nary. Ue passed an examination in a Philadelphia college and received a certificate, after which he practiced veterinary sureery. Dr. Sprankllng owned a numlerofflne trotting horses at different times. Much of his practice was uevuicu to mo uoryes luu rauirs in mo Wllkesbarre, Pa., coal mines. He married a New York lady, Mary A. Barton, who, with one son, survives him. The body will be creamated. accord ing to the doctor's request, at Loudon Park. Joseph Caras, Manufacturer. Joseph Caras, senior proprietor of the Caras Iron Works, died yesterday morning at Matsllunofparalysli. He was one of tbe best known Iron manufacturers In the country. Ho was born at Tredgar. Wales. 72 years ago. and started to work In a rolling mill at 12. He lormerly couducted Iron plants at Akron and Glrard, O. Ex-Congressman George W. Cassldy. A State Silver Convention was held at Beno, JNev.. Thursday and three Presidental electors were nominated. During the session George W. Cassldy, a'n'ex-Congressmin and Dem ocratic nominee for Congress, fell dead at the close of a speech. Obituary Notes. judge David a. Hashes, of Murfreesborougb, N. C died Friday; aged 7S. BEV. W.Y, SHEPPAnD, a prominent Episcopal minister at Danville. Ky., died Friday night from the effects of a sunstroke. Charles F. GOLDSBonouon, Associated Judge of the First Judicial Circuit. Cambridge, Md., died at bis home In Cambridge, Thursday evening, aged 62 years. T. CLARKE Oliver, the marine painter, aied at Amesbury, Mass., Friday, aged 83. Some of his works are widely known, particularly "Kcar sarge," copies of which have been made la steel. THE" Earl of Hare wood died Friday. Henry Thynnee Lascelles, Earl of Ilarewood and Viscount Lascelles was born Jnne IS, lS.'-l. and succeeded to the Earldom on the death of his father. February 12, 18-37. Ksv. Chester Newell, the I oldest United States Navy Chaplain, died in Savanah Friday, in his 80th year. He entered the serried in 1340 and served in the Mextcau snd Civil Wars, being re-JiredlnlKU. ETERNITY'S GRAND EON. A. Little Bird to Carry Away the Globe Ap palling Calculation Based on the Power of Squared Numbers Tho Limited and tbe Limitless. IWRITTEK FOR THE DISFATCH. There is something staggering to the mind, in tbe thought of beginningless and endless duiatlon. Our thoughts have to do with the measured and the finite, with little spans of time and infini tesimal bounds of space. In only a few years from onr advent we are back again in the realm from whence we came, and yet are apt to tnink that muoh was done for onr especial accommodation; that some how onr coming was something ot an event, instead of taking rank as only a very little and most common-place incident. AH that is, was, has been and will be again, though possibly not in to far as concerns our own little world; but this also our world with all its belongings Is only an in cident among the infinity of worlds and the occurrences in the cycles of that endless duration, pertaining to the boundless, meas ureless and beginningless past. We will try to measure a little or this eternal duration, to enlarge our conception of our environment that we may see how small a factor must be, all that we know and can conceive of. 4. Few Tilings XTo K-iow. Ve know something of the sphere we are on. It has comprehensible dimensions, form and composition. We know with pretty fair precision its bounds ind move ments; we may know approximately its age, how and impelled by what force it came, and what ultimate deitiny awaits it. Wo recognize such a fact as eternity and certain conclusions relating to certain conse quences, then follow Inevitably. In a small wav, we know something or quantity. In a feeble way, we know something of the power of numbers to express it. We aro on a globe of matter, having a diameter of about 8,000 miles. We will now consider a very gradual process or transporting this matter, let us suppose, to other worlds and try to grasp something of the Immensity of time that would be involved in the transac tion, and nse this as a basis in considering' other quantities or time. Let ns suppose that in the year 1900 a small bird shall come, and grasping as muoh as It can conveniently carry in its bill, shall fly hence with It. Millions and billions, yes, billions multiplied by billions of such bits conld be taken from an ordinary farm and the diminution of malaria would not be noticed. But at the end of a thousand years, which would be In the year 2930, a bird comes again and seizing as much as on the former occasion it flies away, leaving the earth with that much less. But from this time on, each visit on this mission of carrying away matter will be measured by the time of the visit Just preceding it, squared. Consequent ly, tho next call,ulter the thousand year call, will be after tho lapse of a thousand times a thousand years, in other words, one million years. A thousand thousands is onemilllnn. ana a thousand millions is a billion. Think ot it and try to grasp it, such an amazing time and only three bill-lulls or matter car ried awav. But the fourth visit will be after a million of million of years, or what we denominate n qulntillion or year", thn 1000,000,000,000,000,000. Those who have any Idea at all ot the cumulative power of the successively squared products will see to what incomprehensible limits tills will soon crtend nnd yet, there are now only four little bill-tulu of material less on tbe earth. But the fifth visit willbeaflor tho time ex pressed by the square of one quintiliion, which requires the figure one to be placed in the 13th period and nfcer another visit, the number passes to where no human language has any terms to give it expression. The rjgai es Too Itlg to Comprehend. Now let this continue, each last trip after the lap-o of the square of tne time of the one preceding, until nil the contents of the enti.e globo have been carried awayl Yes, a time would come when the last atom of the globe would be gathered up. But think of it! A sphere ns large as the earth, made up of small type, each expressing a numeral, all in a straight line, millions and Dillions and trillions of times the distance duplicated to tho sun, and- yet these cannot express the centuries in tho half-way intervals even, of tho time consumed in thus carrying this globe away. But vhon, after cycles of years, moro numerous than the grains of sand in a sphoro as large ns Arcturus, all this earth has been carried away, bns an aunreefauin portion of eternity paised? tia the knell of one of Its seconds been tolled? No! Tho process may go on: tho squares of time continue, until the moon, the sun and every part or every orb in space bo carried away, and even then all this will be as nothing to eternal duration! But why? Because this process began and by virtue of its own conditions mnstond:ithas limits, hounds, dimensions and eternity has none. No, all this would not be tho most infinites imal part of a second in the great, the grand, the stupendous law ofeternlty! But what, then, raifst wo understand as to the beginning or anything? Only this: How ever tar back it is that anything had a be ginning, it began: it must then have had a definite commencement, nnd back of and be hind that still lies an eternity, and to what ever point backward we may reier a begin ning, it would still bo a beginning and we would find tho same condition, no matter to how remote a time we unpashod our inauirv. If everything that is had a beginning then, back of and behind that be ginning still laid an eternity during which there was absolutely nothing, and if that, that had the capacity to begin, began not during an eternity, if, instead ot manifest ing potency, it was impotent during an eternity lnste.iu ol being active, was idle during an eternity instead of being alert was inort during an eternity, then nothing ne's would or necessity by the force of the logic of the situation have remained nothing in all the eternity to come. Our Conceptions Are Limited. Bat since things exist now, since the universe now exists, we aro forced, by the analogies of the case, to tbe conclusion that it has always thus existed; that it never be gan. We are thus compelled to conclude that matter and tho potencies of the uni verse eternally were and were eternally made manifest. It is tiius that we acknowl edge the limitations and restrictions of our owu finite conceptions instead of limiting the great infinite. Is there nny logical road to anv other con clusion? Then, can thero bo anything abso lutely new? Yes nnd no. New to tbe newly formed re ceivers of impressions, now as to its own specific individuality, as the leaf of each year is new, but old a a tvpe or race leaf: so, In the rounds of infinite duration, all that now is or ever win do necessarily already must have been mapy, many times. If, then, wo grap the great truth that matter and the laws governing matter always were, that the potency In the uni verse eternally was, that creation, growth, decay and disintegration have everlollowcd each ether In an unceasing round, that this great law bears aliko on ail forms from the mightiest sun to the tinien thing, we may indulge in somo observations on infinite space, which Is tbe necessary complement or corollary to etoriial duiatlon. As is tho one so is tho other; both are beginningless uivl eudles, at eternal dura tion never bezan and never will end, so stel lar space had never a starting point nor a termination. If. during all the tlmo indicated in the pro ceding part of this articlo, nn electric cur rent had been speeding out and on and on, atitsrate of 283,000 miles per second, the distance gone over in nil this amazing time would still bo as nothing to the' infinite space beyond. Sp ice, Too, Stmt Be Unlimited. Just as there can be no bound to eternity of duration, so there can be no limit to the space of infinity, nor to the number of spheres in tills space nor to the quantity of matter in thoso spheres in that infinite space. Go where we would, to what ever point, there would still be a beyond and a beyond beyond that, in an everlasting succession. Situated, or located there, on nnyono of the orbs of space, what can wo sec? Only a speck, a mote of the infinite. A row thou sand splici-03 with the unaided eye, somo hundreds of thousands, it may be conceded, with optical aid, bat this is as nothing com- Sared with what still lies in nil directions, eyond the field of vision. What are a lew seconds as to etornity? As the space we see is occupied, so Is the space we do noc see, for thore cannot be something whose only tenaut is nothmg. How small and finite then are we and all that our diminutive comprehension may know and oven conceivo of. when we com paiotho measured with the measureless, tho finite with the Infinite the limited with the limitless, time with eternity. Let us then, as these great facts dawn on oar vis ion be humble, seeing that alike we, our time and our world, are so small a factor in the great cosmos. Above all, let us bo de vout in the pursuit of knowledge, reverent to a great face and, while we uiay, do -some good deeds that may live after us. N. CURIOUS CONDENSATIONS- There has been no change In black smiths' tools for S00 years. The watermelon territory ot South Carolina this year is 5,000 acres. The market price of awife in equatorial Africa is ten bundles of hairpins. A steel rail, of the kind used on rail ways, lasts, with average wear, abojpt 13 years. A church in St. Ives, England, has for 325vearskeptnp the custom of an annual raffle with dice for Bibles. A reside nt of Glover's Mill, N. T-, has never drank intoxicants. Neither has ha used water for 35 years. Several girl students at Cornell are taking the conrse in agriculture). One Cor nell girl is studying veterinary surgery. The loco weed, which U abundant in Western Kansas, has a peculiar facination for cattle, npon which it exerts an intoxi cating effect. At the present rate of increase in the American production of tinplnte tho United States will produce 100,000,000 pounds duriDg the coming year. "Lore your wife as yon would love your soul, bat bea her as you would yonr -, -fur," is said to be The doctrine by which the Kussinn peasant guides his matrimonial re lations. Penny savings banks are connected with the public schools of Balginm. and 170 000 or the 600 000 primary pnptls have de posited over $300,000. Great Britain has also established the penny banks. There is a decided difference of 6pT&ioEr as to the number of men who ffrulfht on the Confederate side daring thjsWarof tho Re bellion. It is difficult to clve a correct esti mate, but many authorities suppose the total number was aboqtrcOO.OOX Natural gas has been discovered on the shore of the preat Salt Lake, within ten miles orSalt,t,ako City. Several wells have already boon put down to the depth of 67) feet, ana is said that 50.000,000 cubic feet of gas ay. how flowing daily. A far as can be calculated the average length of life, which is computed in the seventeenth centnry to have been only 13 years, wa.s in tho eighteenth increased to OT, and in the nineteenth to SS. Men used to be considered old when tbey passed 50. At the trial of a Lebanon, TiL, man for the murder of a deaf mute a striking feature of the prosecution was the appearance of several deaf mute witnesses who testified by signs snd br the use of a slate. In iden tifying the prisoner their faoss manifested the greatest horror and excitement. The idea of printed dresses for mas querading is not a new one. At least SO years ago a yonng lady wore a party dress of white doth which had been throngh tho press of the Kansas Citr Journal of Cbmmerc". The cloth bore theimprintor thoday's news, being a reproduction of the regular daily paper of that date. The great painting- of the Chicago fire which was on exhibition opoosite the Wigwam during tho.recent Democratic Con tion, cost that citv SK0.000. Nearly ,000 pounds of paint and oils were required for thepioture. The workifithadbeendoneby one man would have required over twenty years to complete. Porcupines, which abound in the 1am bor woods of Northwestern Pennsylvania, are great pests around the camps. They aro passionately fond of pair, nnd should the fonr sides ot the camp phinty be salted from around to roof these littlo animals would eat It down over the verv heads of the in mates and not leave a splinterof it to mark where it stood. A place for "visiting babies" at tbe World's Fair is under consideration, and a space Is likely to be reserved near the women's building, on which a house maybe erected for this purpose. Nurses trained to care for children will bp pnt in chnrre, the mothers will act the children cheeked, and, with calm consciences, enjoy tho tour of the grounds unhindered. The lamest university in the world is at Cairo, Ecrypt, and has ILOOl students. They come from every part of the Mohamme-' uun woriu, nnu stuuy juussniman lav, ni. tory,. theology nnd other branches needed to confirm them In the faith of Jlohammod. Thpy sit on tbe floor of an enormous court nnd stndy alond, nnd the Western visitor who calls on them during stndy hours mlzlit think he had. struck tho original Tower of BaboL The largest masonry dam in the world has lately been completed In India, in con nection with the new water works for tho city of Bombay. It is about two miles in length: 118 feet htrh nnd 100 feet thick at its greatest depth. The lake covers an area of eight pqnnre miles, and will furnish a sup ply of 100.000.COO frallons ppr day. The dam has been five and one-half yeara in process of construction nnd from 9,000 to I'J.OOO men nnd 00 carts and animals have been em ployed upon it. A resident of Blakcly, Ga., has a new mode of catching fish. The fish are baited Tor some days with a mixture of flour and magnetized steel filings mado into a stiff pasto or dough. W.lien they begin to take the bait a magnetized Iron or steel rod. coated with tho same kind of paste, is let down to them. Thev soon attempt to suck the paste from it, and in doing so soon stick hard and fast. It is not unusual for a fisherman to haul out at one time a long string or rod of suckers in this way. A young Frenchman is astonishing the people ot Taris with his marvelons feats of mental calculation, which surpass anything that has ever been known be tore of a simi lar character. He performs multiplications and divi-ions of numbers of 21 Azures, and extracts tho square nnd cube roots of num bers with almost Incredible rapidity. The young calculator scarcely knows now to read or write, and does not interest himself in anv othor Dursuit than calculating, which amuses him constantly. Kenares, the religious center of all In dia since countless generations befora Christ, is described as a city which bears the same relation tonindooism (or Budd hism) that Bethlehem did and does to Christendom. Its origin cannot, it is said, be traced by man. It was occnp'ed by hnn dreds or thousands of people over six cen turies before our Christian era. There are 300,000,000 people in the world who bow to the Buddhist rnith worshiping ns devout ly ns ever Christian worshiped Christ. The Dismal Swamp in Virginia, one of largest of the swampy tracts in America, is also one of the most promising areas for reclamation. It contains fnlly 1,500 square mile-), and is at present of little value, ex cept for a supply of timber. It is an old sea bottom, and the western boundary of the swamp is a sen cliff nnd beach. Tho chief animal population of the higher classes con. sists ot water birds and snakes. Of the larger animals, bears are abundant, and thero Is a peculiar nnd verv ferociona spe cies of wild horned cnttic. The"flhts of the bears are said to be very exciting. TICKINGS FROM FECK. Jack (to his fiancee) I think ot getting musical Instrument, Maud. Say. perhaps, a cornet. Maud (In dlsmay)-On. no! not that horrid thing. Jack (Insnrprlse)-Andwhynot, dearest? Maud (Washing v!oIently)-It makes the lips to hard. Oh, for the wings of a dove, Just fjr a wee little wees! I'd go and exhibit myself. And mate a big pile as a freak. Eowne de Boat What did yonr wife say when you got home last night. Cross? Chris Cross First tell me how much time yoa have to spare. BownedeBout About ten minutes. Chris Cross Then I can't tell you. Sue Fred, you have been drinking. I'red-I thought love was blind. Sue 11 Is ; but blindness makes the sense of smel more acute. The goodnight kiss he gave her at the door He'd fain repeat, encore and still encore. Till she assures him. very firmly, that he's Mistaken ir he thinks all farewells are like Pattl's. Tourist (in Kentucky) That gentleman sitting over there is the most taciturn person I ever enconntered. Though I hive tried almost every imaginable subject of conversation, I am utterly unable to draw him out- Laudlord-That'a Colonel Gore: try a corkscrew, sub, 3Iy eirl just dotes'npon ice cream; Withal, she has a heart To help me save, she said: Now, Charles. Do get it by the quart!" Tantivy Tooler I see the Tribune says that scrapplnr match was "avcrytame affair."! understand It ended in a knock out! Jack Lever Tes: the religious editor had the as signment, and he's taken In so many church con ventions, lately, .that he expects altogether tsa much. V ...-. 5-JHIfe-v