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Including Sunasv, 1 year.. 10 00 Daily Dispatch, including Sundav, 3m'ths, 150 D OLY Dispatch, Including Sunday, 1 m'th.. 90 trxDAY Dispatch. One Year 150 Weekly' Dispatch. One Year r 1 25 The Daily Dispatch is delivered by carriers at 3!cemb per week, or, including Sunday Edition, at It cents per week. P1TTIIU1!G. FRIDAY'. JUXE21. ISK. TWELVE-PAGES THE 3IAX AND PLATFORM. The Democrats yesterday finished their business at Chicajio, with the result of Cleveland and Stevenson as the national ticket Cleveland is the great known quantity in this combination the tail of the ticket beiue less known and of less weifrht than usual, even for Vice Presi dental nominations. Mr. Cleveland is In every sense a very large fiuure in American politics. There "is none but the purblind partisan, or one who has not studied 3Ir. Cleveland's character, who will refuse to admit that the nomination is the most creditable the Democrats could have made, 'it is only the plainest justice to say that during his career in politics 3Ir. Cleveland has con stantly shown the liiqhest type of moral courage. He has been bold and steadfast in the expression of his convictions, even when they threatened loss of popularity; and those who felt sure that at times he has been wronr gently wronr, as upon the tariff issue have felt obliced to pay the unstinted tribute which is always due to candor and conscience. As a public man always true to himself, trimming no sailfor the transient popular breeze, nor yet relying upon vicious machine methods in politics, 3Ir. Cleveland was entitled to the recognition which he obtained at the hands of his party. More than that, he possesses deservedly public esteem and respect When this is said all is said that can be urjied on behalf of his candidacy. Per sonally strong, he stands upon a platform winch, if there was the slightest proba bility of its being carried out, would in its nicst vital part menace with embar rassment, disruption, and largely with de struction the great industrial interests of the country. Happiiy there is no such like'ihood. The policy of protection for American industries has now been long enouah before the people for every grown pen-on to understand its bearings. It means American markets for Americans. It would be carrying coals to Newcastle to discuss it anew for the community. For one hundred miles around, the lighted fire the clanging wheels, the busy towns, the brisk trade, the populous centers of manufacturing and mercantile activity, are the living testimony of the wisdom of the economic policy under which, in the sight of the present generation, they have thrived ami grown. The issue of the pol icy to be maintained for our domestic in dustries will dominate and outweigh any personal qualities which in a less crucial campaign might attract popular support Mr. Cleveland stands pre-eminently as the leader and representative of the free trade cause the cause which would throw down the gates ot American markets to the cheap labor products of foreign coun tries. There was a time when the Demo crats had leaders who believed in a policy of tariff for revenue with incidental pro tection for American industries. Samuel J. Randall, of Pennsylvania, represented that view, and it deserves to be noted with some gratification that 49 of the 64 Democratic votes from Pennsylvania at the Chicago Convention were cast against the ultra free-trade doctrine which the majority of the convention on Thursday night incorporated in the platform. Un disguised free trade is, however, now the shibboleth of the Democracy. The openly avowed doctrine is that the Government has no business fostering our industries, or promoting our industrial activities Its function, according to the specific words of the platform, is purely that of a tax catherer to raise money to meet the official expenses; and the expressed view of the Chicago Couvention is that it is the right economic policy to secure the cheapest articles tor our market, even if foreign manufacturers by using foreign cheap labor can supply it to the exclusion and destruction of our American industries. The effect of this, if carried out, can be computed in a general sort of wy. It would mean either the reduction of wages of American workingmen to a point to en able the production of goods in the United States at as low cost as in Europe, or else the closing of vast lines of industrial busi ness which were unable to keep up with the cheap European procession. It would mean at ali times the harassing of our manufacturers and workingmen by for eign competition, with such consequent disturbing and evil effects upon business, and upon capital and labor, as may more readily be imagined than described. The political motive of this free-trade vagary is to tickle the farmer. From the farmers of the country the Democrats expect by this coaxing of a free market, into which cheap things will come from Europe, enough votes to put them in power. They are also making a bid to the importers, as in New York and other seaboard cities. They are willing to let our manufacturing interests, and all connected with them, employers and employed and merchants of the interior who cater to them, take the ragced edge of disastrous chance. But November will show that these latter classes can fight for their interests, and that the farmer is not so easily tickled into forgetfulness that his interests are in terwoven most vitally with those of the rest of the people. Mr. Cleveland, it Is not to be doubted, is quite honest, as are many of the free traders in the support of .their pet economic policy. But the plain, practical common sense of every day people who see what protection has done "in building up the, greatindustries of -the United States, and who know the squalid and hopeless condi tion in which free trade keeps the masses of the workingmen of Great Britain, have an object lesson .constantly beforethem which is more convincing than the "speci ous phrases and misleading sophistry of the doctrinaires. In defense of the industrial interests of the country It is the duty of the people and especially of the labor and capital en gaged in the manufacturing interests of Pennsylvania, Ohio and West Virginia to bring all their powers to bear for the defeat of Mr. Cleveland, the unques tionably estimable and popular representa tive of a bad and dangerous policy, which never before in the national history reared itself so boldly in its challenge of public condemnation as it does to-day and never, we are happy to s?y, with more assurance of being condemned. THE POLICY OF TEARING DOWN. As the Presidental campaign, by mutual consent of the party leaders on both sides, is to turn once again, only more decidedly than ever, .upon the vital issue of Protec tion vs. Free Trade, it becomes well for people to look at the practical and demon strated results of the one policy and the probable results of the other. Protection, which the Chicago Conven tion denounced, has been the policy under which the great industries of Pennsyl vania, Ohio and West Virginia, notably, and of the New England States have been built up. It is the policy under which manufactures have sprung into being in the South, bringing to extensive sections a degree of industrial and mercantile ac tivity which was not dreamed of in the period when agricultural resources alone were depended on. Had our markets been opened to foreign products produced by the cheaper labor of Europe, these great American industries, which give employment directly and indirectly to millions ot people, could not have leen established and maintained. A tariff for revenue only one which considered merely how much money was needed to run the government, and which raised that money without any attempt to pro tect American industries from foreign competition would have left the Euro pean manufacturer with his cheaper lalior in possession of our markets. Such a tar iff now, embodying no idea of Protection on the contrary expressly renouncing it, as the Chicago platform does would in vite to our markets those who produce at the lowest cost and who could sell at the lowest price. That is the philosophy of the Free Trade. The Democratic leaders can fashion fine-sounding phrases upon it, but these phrases are useless so long as they think it wholly unnecessary to consider the immense industries of the country which have grown up under a protective policy. They ask workingmen to vote for competition with the cheap labor of Eu rope. That is the sum and substance of their position on the great question of the day. It is not necessary to think twice as to what the answer will be. The more the people inquire into the A B C of the ques tion the surer will their verdict be for the system undet witch the great industries have been built up and high wages made possible. They will not rush into wild experiments with a vast line of industries which, if crippled or upset, would cause universal distress and immense permanent loss, if not ruin. In the manufacturing States especially there can be hut one serious voice on the subject. Once there was a element high in the councils of Democracy which stood merely for the revision of what it considered tariff abuses the modification of tariff schedules to suit the state of the market, but still to give substantial protection. That was represented by Mr. Randall in his time, and is to-day spoken for by the New York Sun. But the free-traders have taken the bit in their teeth, and henceforward the cry is to be no protection at all, but a mere tariff to meet the government expenses, and after that an invitation to foreign manufacturers to send over their eoods as cheaply as they can produce them and take possession of the American markets, unless Americans can produce as cheaply. No sophistry or specious phrases can hide the meaning of this policy. It will lead the Democratic ticket to defeat -as often as it is brought up. ONE FIRM SIGNS. The wage scale of the Amalgamated Association of Iron and Steel Workers has been signed by the Tyler Tube Pipe Com pany, of Washington, this State. Thus has the Ice been broken, and the prospect of a satisfactory solution has been en larged. There is a commendable evidence of willingness to discuss the rival claims, which cannot but result fn a harmonious decision of the dispute. The fact that one firm has already agreed to the demands of the workmen 4s most encouraging that the larger concerns must follow suit he fore long. A cessation of work would he de plorable for more than the parties directly concerned, and it is highly gratifying to find evidence that com mon sense and business-like consid eration will prevent so .disastrous an evil Even the uncertainty now preva lent is injurious to commercial enterprise, and it is sincerely to he hoped that a com promise will be arranged right speedily. WHITNEY'S GREAT SUCCESS. While, the Chicago Convention equals the Minneapolis gathering In consigning certain practical politicians to the hack seats of obscurity, it has a more positive result in bringing a manager to the front who bids fair to loom as a Warwick. Be fore the convention there were some vigorous attempts to push Wm. C. Whit ney to the front as a Presidental quantity. Mr. Whitney took occasion, however, to choose a more fruitful role, and by the smooth and skillful management of the Cleveland campaign stands more promi nently than even Depew on the Repub lican side as the power behind the throne. Everybody unites in praising Mr. Whit ney's astute and suave policy at the con vention, ne guided the Cleveland forces to victory without an error. Under his tactful management the vulgar and re pulsive methods of seeking delegates were eschewed. No attacks on the personality of opposing candidates were permitted; no brass band hunting for delegates was in dulged inj and the new fashion of em ploying women shouters to start a stam pede was calmly ignored. The good taste of the Cleveland management was so prominent that even Tammany was forced in very self-defense to adopt good man ners. The course of the ex-Secretary was original, but Is proved by the event to have been almost infallible. First he quieted the anti-snappers and preventeda contest; then he won Palmer over and bagged Illinois;" after that Watterson was landed by the selection of Temporary Chairman, and the Indiana contingent was brought into the net Such work was helped by.the fact that he had the popu lar candidate; but its skill and success put Whitney way In the lead among man agers on the Democratic side. ' If Cleveland is elected, Whitney will be a great figure in Democratic politics. That very large "If" is all that interposes between the wholesale tapping of Stand ard Oil barrels and the spreading of diamond-hack terrapin before the De mocracy with a view to the Whitney future as a fin de Steele candidate. A PROPOSAI. OF BLUFF. Presumably apropos of the President's message advocating retaliatory measures against Canada, at a meeting of the Em pire League in London the Canadian High Commissioner advocated the use of a preferential .'tariff. He outdid Salis bury's recent tariff -speech, in which the Premier distinctly excluded articles of ne cessity from the imports which he pro posed to tax. For he advocated the impo sition of a duty of five shillings a quarter on American wheat, while leaving the Canadian grain duty free. This would be a delightful thing for Canada, and a somewhat had blow for our farmers. Bnt leaving out of the discus sion the question whether it would raise the price of breadstuffs in England as It probably would there Is too strong and too deeply Ingrained a feeling in England against taxing for any but revenue pur poses to permit even the serious consider ation of a proposal to place a tax on American wheat for Canada's benefit The High Commissioner must have known this very well, and there can be no doubt that his audience did. His speech -therefore is to be regarded simply as an empty bluff, and a matter rather to be laughed at than seriously considered in this country. ONE WAY TO CURB THEM. An interesting decision was recently rendered under the anti-trust law of Illi nois, which shows that all the legal efforts to restrain the trusts are not to be valued as waste paper. The case was that of a man who had bought milk of a combina-" tion to control the milk trade of Chicago, and who when sued for what he owed the combination set up the defense that it could not under the Illinois statute col lect its claims. The court sustained the defense, saying that the only question was whether there was an "agreement, combi nation, confederation or understanding to fix the price of milk." We are not likely to form any very flat tering estimate of the man who evades the payment for what hu has bought by this plea; yet a moment's consideration will show that the legal attitude is a just one. It is simply that an organization which deliberately and persistently carries on business by methods obnoxious to the law, and uses its wealth and influence to defy and nullify statutory enactments shall not be permitted to seek the protec tion of the legal authority which it ignores. One of the paradoxical features of the times has been the spectacle ot vast interests which summon the protec tion of the law for themselves and calmly set the law aside when it, places any restraint on them. The Illinois statute calls a halt on that entirely one-sided ar rangement, although, we fear, with the result of hitting merely local and petty combinations and leaving the great trusts unscathed. PETTINESS AND POETIC JUSTICE. The scattering among diplomatic repre sentatives when Bismarck went to Vienna to attend his son's wedding is universally recognized as.a demonstratiqn of the pet tiness and ingratitude of imperial politics. It is certainly a marked exhibition of those qualities when the statesman to whom Germany owes her greatness is made the subject of such strenuous exhi bitions of imperial disfavor. Nothing could be much smaller than the imperial, motives unless it be the action of tho creatures of the monarch who fled from Vienna in such haste lest they should earn their master's displeasure by being ordi narily courteous to the old Chancellor. But there is a more salient feature to the affair in its illustration of a statesman who is thus taught the adverse side of his own system. The real moral of B'smarck's experi ence at Vienna is an exhibition of poetic justice such as is rarely witnessed In this world. Bismarck is the Tnan who is re sponsible for building up the system in which the greatest talents can be sent into retirement and placed under the frown of a personal monarch. It was by his choice and labor that united Germany was or ganized on the basis of imperial absolutism rather than popular government He established and taught the divine right of war lords and the centralization of power which his pupil has turned against him. It is a signal retribution that he should be the first and most famous victim of that .Frankenstein., which he created with so much energy a couple of decades ago. In this matter William is small and Bis marck is great; but no clear-sighted man can feel much regret over such a remark able demonstration of the vice of the form of government which he forced upon Germany. There is some talk of establishing a Bureau of Public Safety at OH City to not under authority grunted by aa Act of As sembly with such Jurisdiction as will enable It to prevent the recurrence of such disas ters as that recently suffered. Some steps ought certainly be taken to enforoe a proper regard for public safety. And such a' bureau should answer the purpose -well, if its or ganization were properly managed and its duties clearly denned. Fashions in bathing suits indicate that it is hotter at the sea shore than inland. There is nothing to be gained by under rating the strength of tho Free Trade party. But with solid and united work from patri otic .Protectionists there can be no mistake about the outcome in November. The Democrats have a regular father and son ticket Stephen and Stevenson. Tkuth is vindicated. An angler has been found honest enough to confess tnat he caught no fish on his fishing excursion, and even that he tried to buy some to keep up appearances and failed. Men with winter and summer residences give the burglar a double chance. Now that both national conventions have been disposed of, the people of this locality might find time and money enough to com plete tho fund necessary for the relief of the Oil Creek sufferers. Garden parties with hose pipes and bath ing costumes are now in order. It is a peculiar coincidence that the American tourist who disdain American scenery are for the most part liberal patrons of European tailors and dressmakers. Hot is the atmosphere and lukewarm is most political enthusiasm. IIiLii refuses to be interviewed. Of course he is too busy swallowing the Cleve land nomination pill to be able to express his feelings in the matter. i What a boon Pittsburg's excellent free baths arc at this seasonl Schenley Park is being rapidly pre pared fur the Fourth, and -the Mayor still L needs monetary help to insure the success Ul uia uuuuriumujf. California is a great State, It sent out news the other day that it had a glacier, but Lower California beats it with two real live volcanoes. Everyone sighs for a shower, but no body likes to get wet. The owners ot an Eastern race horse hitherto known as Tammany changed its name yesterday. Co are the mighty fallen. I Visitors to Chicago got their money's worLg of discomfort. That Democratic platform would make excellent kindling in some districts where the blessings of natural gas aro unknown. The tiger howled, and Tammany im agined a vain thing. From: the efforts at secrecy in the suits at law one would imagine that the Baltimore Terminal was a very subterranean alTalr. That Gray mare was not the best dark horse after all. Cleveland sent his message to the press without waiting for the formal notifi cation of his nomination. Hammocks and garden chairs are in great demand. Strawberries and ice cream have a good many festive engagements in common these days. Conventionally speaking, it is all over. Now for the stump and then for the elec tion. Another Victory. 'Mid thunder crash, and rain, and shouting, Great Grover's.iorces won the day; Mid the same noise, with factions pouting, The blue once more defeated Gray. PROMINENT PEUSOSS PARAGRAPHED. Amelie Rives wili spend the entire summer at her Virginia home, Castle mil, engaged in literary work. Mr. and Mrs. James G. Blaine and daughter left Chicago yesterday morning for their home via the Lake Shore road. President Roberts, of the Pennsyl vania Railroad, who sails for Europe next week Wednesday, seeks health and is not going on business. John G. Whittier is said to be color blind, but the same charge was brought against Homer. Mr. Whittier probably isn't worrying much about it. The eminent statesman and savant Ahmed Yeflk Pasha wrote, among other work', a Turkish dictionary. Tho Sultan has pre sented 430 copies of this to schools of Con stantinople. . Emperor William, with the assistance of a well-known German artist, has de signed a new crown for himself something stunning in diamonds and gold. Grand father's crown should have satisfied him. Mrs. Jefferson Davis and her daugh ter Winnie, the "Daughter of the Confeder acy," are on their way to West Point, where they will stop at a hotel that already con. tains among its guests tho widow of General Grant. Sitting Bull's 18-year-old daughter, Minnehaha, who is poetically thought to havedied'of a broken heart from her hope less love of an army lieutenant at Fort Sully, is to have her memory honored with a life-size statue in the South Dakota women's exhibit at the Columbian Fair. SAM BUILDING IN PENNSYLVANIA. Some Weak Points of Construction Outlined by an Eastern Cotemporary. Philadelphia Ledger. There- is something wrong about dam building in Pennsylvania, or the water res ervoirs of the State would be able to with stand summer storms. It is not a sufficient explanation to say that there have been ex traordinary cloud bursts, for dam breasts should be built to resist Just such pressures as come upon them from an excess of water. Sometimes the fault results from too great economy in construction, and sometimes from an extension ot the dam breast without proper strengthening of the foundations. Each builder of a dam, though his stored water may endanger the lives of entire vil lages, is sole judge of what precautions he should take. The people of St. Clair and other villages near Pottsville have parsed 48 hours of great mental strain due to a leaking dam that threatened to sweep away their homes, and, though no disaster should follow, the inci dent should be accepted as a lesson just as valuable as one given by a great disaster. The lesson is that dams of this character should meet the approval of State engineers before tlioy are allowed to be used lor the accumulation and storage of large bodies of w ater. OLD HTJICH IN A BE W SOLE. lias Abandoned His Restaurant and Starts a Second-Hand Furniture Store. .New York, June 23. Old Hutch went into the second-hand furniture business yester day, and was busy all the morning carting broken-backed chairs and legless tables into the big store extending from 31 Pearl street through to 20 Bridgo street, which he rented originally to open a restaurant. His labors wearied him, and in the afternoon he dropped down on the sofa which he had sent from Chicago when he landed in town, and slept the torrid afternoon away. He lett both doors wide open, and crowds flocked in. but he snored unmindful or them. The lurnlture which encumbered the place was about as rickety a lot as could be lound in a week's search. Where Old Hutoh got it no one knew. He had sold the three coffee boilers which Ue bought lor this i estanrant. Jonas Whit ley, who inspected them with a view to pur chasing, said they leaked, and if Old Hutch got $5 lor the lot he had driven an excellent bargain. ENGLAND'S GRAND DISPLAY. Sir Henry Wood Talks on the Exhibits at the Chicago Fnlr. New Tors, June 23. Sir Henry Wood, British World's Fair Commissioner, arrived yesterday on the City of Paris. Ho was very enthusiastic over tho interest England was manifesting in the big show and predicted that she would have an exhibit worthy of her name. "We have." said he, "allotted as onr spao at the Fair grounds about 300,000 square feet and shall have an admirable exhibit of pic tures, also a largo display or pottery and piobably ono of the finest electrical collec tions ever got together. The object of my visit now is to look after the erection of an old-fashioned English house, which shall serve as the headquarters of the officers having charge of our snow." rronf or Bepew's Ability. Boston Herald. Mr. Depew is displaying marvelous diplo matic ability in dealing with the newspaper reporters who visit hlra to inquire whether lie is going to accept a Cabinet portfolio. A man who can be so urbane and so mum all at onco is fitted for the loftiest station in diplomacy. Loved for tho Enemy He Has Made. Boston Globe. The continued popularity of Bismarck as he Journeys across Europe must lie intensely tailing to the young Emperor, who is only too well aware that the people love Bis marck chiefly, at this time for' the dis tinguished enemy he has made. Blake .Leave for Ixndonderry. Tobohto, Ont., June 23. Special.' Hon. Edward Blake, the Canadian candidate of the first Parliamentary party for the Im perial House of Commons lm South Long lord, leaves for Londonderry to-day by the St. Lawrence. A nolher Engagement Open. Chicago Mall.2 Mr. Whitney is said to havereeeiveda very flattering-offer from the Barnum circus folks to train their family of tigers. A LOOK AROUND. Witnesses did not materialize yester day, so the Maryland Central inquiry went over for a day. It is public talk that some of these days there will be some more litigation among some of the principals In the Balti more deal. When some big operations in New York get in shape the other side of the present suits will probably open fire to re cover large sums claimed by them to be due by Gustavo Llndenthal and others. There is probably a greater diversity ot opinion as to what will be the result in New York next November, as between Hill and Cleveland, than any other State can cause. The cold truth seems to be that Tammany will be in a measuro compelled to support Cleveland ,twing to the Influence and money of the importers who are of course free traders. I am told that one large flrm.which usually gives as high as $50,000 to the Demo ocratio Committee, will this year increase their contribution to $150,000. This amonnt was pledged by them to Whitney and other Cleveland leaders, contingent upon the nomination of His ex-Excellency. The loss of John I. Davenport to the 'Republican 'party in New York City will be severely felt, for no man was so able to prevent what may bo called "needed majorities" in the downtown Assembly districts. If Harrity heads the Democratic cam paign and C. L. Magee that of the Repub licans, what a busy time there will be among Pennsylvanians. Tho spoilsman of the Philadelphia postofflce will be no mean antagonist, though he lacks the knowledge or tho country at large, which so marked .Barnum. Much the same can be said of Mr. Magee as compared with Quay or with Clarkson. Outsideof the fight in New York, Indiana and West Virginia will be among the most interesting storm centers. What is the matter with the City Hall clock o'nights? It is as dingy and dark as the balance of the grimy monument to municipal architectural weaknesses. It Is true that the big clock does not keep the best of time and is not always to be relied upon in daylight, but it would be handier to guess by if somebody would light a candle in the tower. Is it a soup ticket? Cleveland is stronger than Harrison in one respect. He has no son llussell. Fred Muller, of the BiMetin, tells a good many interesting things, but he has a hard-luck story of his own which beats the average. His father owns a farm, near Zelienople, in Butler county, and away back in tho 'CO's Fred sank a well for oil. The market price at that time was $7 a barrel, and, when alter going down 800 feet, no signs ot oil were found, all Fred's golden visions vanished. Eight huudred feet was regarded as deep enough to get whatever was going In those days, and, al though tho owner of the well wanted to go deeper, he was discouraged by tho drillers. Besides that he had used up his ready cash and did not feet like going sto debt. About eighteen months ago big wells were struck on the Mailer farm at aj depth of 1,000 feet and the farm's production now is 7,000 barrels a month ol which the owner gets one-eighth at the market price of oil about 53 cents a barrel. If oil hud been found in that first well, the owner would have had it all and' $49,000 a month is cer tainly worth a passing regret. ' A once familiar figure in the manufact uring world who is occasionally seen on the streets still, but no longer is n man of affairs, is James I. Bennett. As head of the great firm of Graff, Bennett 4 Co. and Pres ident of the Pittsbnrg and Lake Erie Bail road Company,- at one time Mr. Bennett was as well known and as busy" as any mas in Pittsburg. After his second failure he settled down to a quiet life at Bslle vue, coming to the city in his well-known buggy now and then to assist iu sottling some thing connected with his former business. He seems in good health and spirits, and takes a keon interest in passing events in politics and trade. Nobody seems to think of or care for the night workers. The boys Can run lemonade stands under his window from the early morning unchecked by the police, who would be sure to interfere if anybody made the same amount of noise right after mid night. There are thousands of men in Pitts burg who work all uitfht .in the mills, the telegraph and newspaper offices, and other branches of business and industry. These men have to sleep until afternoon nnder drawbacks which would seem unsurmoun ta ble to tho ordinary sleeper. Habit is much, but there is no reason why unnecessary noise should be permitted at any time when it interferes with the comfort of those who work hard while others rest. Make the street sales as quiet ns possible, Mr. Chief of Public Safety. If you do the night toilers will dream of you. Walter. HE WAS UP IN AKIia Ohio's Governor Gets a Ride on tho Shoul ders of His Fricn In. New Yokk, June 23. A little scene oc curred Tuesday night after the Republican ratification meeting had adjourned, in which Governor McKinloy was paid high homage by his enthusiastic admirers. In fact, tho altitude of said homage was such that the Black Prince of Protection was for a minute in slight danger of life and limb. As the audience dispersed, the men on the platform all gathered around to congratu late the Governor, and he was the center of a struggling crowd. When all had shaken hands, the membersof the Ratification Com mittee suddenly grasped tho Governor on all sides, raised him to their shoulders, and bore him triumphantly off the stage. He was helpless in their hands, and could only submit. It was a spontaneous movement, and while such honor has been accorded many men before, it is doubtful if any were borne on such a heterogenous palanquin, formed by the shoulder-) of representatives from every State and Territory in the Union. It was another dramatic picture added to the many in his past career, and good protec tionists probably regard it as a happy omen. WATCHING FOSEIGN SHIPPERS. The Inspection of THeir Merchandise in Transit to Be Inquired Into. Wabuiicqtox, D. C, June 23. Representa tive Hltt, of Illinois, to-day introduced in the House a preamble and resolution on the subject of the inspection of merchandise transported in bond through, tho United States. The resolntion instructs the Foreign Affairs Committee to inquire whether further legislation on the subject is neces sary and especially whether a careful in spection of such merchandise should be had at the frontiers of the United States upon the departnre and arrival of such mer chandise and whether the Interests of the United States do not require that each car of such merchandise, while in Canadian ter ritory, shall be In the custody and under the surveillance or an inspector or the Customs Department, the cost " of such surveillance to oo paid by the foreign carriers transport ing such merchandise. MUST BE NO COMMENTS. An Amendment to the Agricultural Bill Causes a Windy Argument. Washington, June 23. The agricultural appropriation bill was disposed of by tho Senate to-day except as to one amendment on which action has been reserved until tbo Senato meets again on Monday. Thatamend ment gave rise to mnch discussion and to so much opposition that a yea and nay vote upon it could not be dispensed with, and such a vote would hayo only disclosed ' tho absence of a quorum. It was in relation to the.provislon as to monthly crop reports, the bill as passed by the House requiring them to be "strictly'' confined to percentages and to be without comment. The Senate Committee on Ap propriations recommended the striking ont of the restrictive words and it was that recommendation which Mr. Vest, aided by Mr. Washburn and others, fought and which still remains to be voted upon. 9 . PottSTltlo's Danger Nearly Over. Porravii-LE, June 23. The Water Com pany's leading dam still holds together, and irom present Indications the breast is likely to remain intact until all the water is drawn off, which is now being accomplished at the rate of f onr inches an hour. AN AWFUL STRAIN 'OYEK, Bat the Democrats Have Incurred .More Debts Than They Can, Fay. trnok a sTArr coaBEsroKDXXT.l Chicago, June 23. No political convention has been such a strain upon the delegates as this. To the last hour It has been awful. The two-thirds rules required in the present situa tion such sacrifices that both Indiana and Illinois were promised the Vice Presidency for votes. The enemies of Cleveland rallied to the side which would do him the most injury, and Stevenson supplants Gray, whose Indiana friends have gono home irate. Boles was saved by his friends, who dared anybody to put him into the Vice Presiden tal face. It is supposed that Palmer, for turning the Illinois delegation over to Cleveland, got his reward in defeating Gray and nominat ing Stevenson, for whom the civil service plank was made light Indeed. The Gray men charge on Colonel Dickin son the, principal treason, saying that that he brought out his Michigan candidate with sublime selfishness, after he had given his pledge to Indiana. He was called all sorts of epithets, I understood, by the In dlahians on the floor of the convention. Bourbonlsm in Indiana stretched ont Gray. Stevenson was nominated to equal ize Harrison as a soldier. The air is full of vengeance against Dan Voorhees, who came here like Gorman, swearing against Cleve land, and then to get Gray supported Cleve land. Hence New York voted solidly for Stevenson under Croker's direction. In the West Indiana and Illinois antagonize each other, as in the East New York and Pennsyl vania. Mr. Whitney is not so much praised to night as ho has been. The debts he incur red to nominate Cleveland have brought him curses, not loud but deep. The convention, on the whole, shows how minor things, like the platform and the Vice 1'rcsidency, are subordinated to the supreme passion to renominate a President who has had one term and two nominations. The platform is spoken or hero as a mere subter fuge. The Vice President is regarded as of no consoquence. But the Cleveland men have left behind them at the last hour the impression of false play. Whitney, Dickin son and others aro to-night denounced. Mr. Cleveland has been compelled to abide by the platform ho never meant, and there ate planks in it which will plague him and require ull his. personal popnlarity to over ride them. Indiana, the Republicans say, has been given up, Iowa spurned in her new Democracy, and Illinois cajoled because she assisted Pennsylvania to nominate Cleve land. The campaign lies on the mugwumps. &ATU. OUR MAIL POUCH. Protection for Homo Industries. To the Editor of The Dispatch: I ata much pleased with your remarks in this morning's DisrATcn about the contract for the Phipps Conservatory being given to a New York. firm, and I entirely agree with yoa that it would be equally fair to Import coal irom England. I am an ardent believer in protection, aa my father was before me, and it has frequently seemed strange tome that while we are protected agalnsc England and Canada we have no protection from competition Irom other States. There are plenty of contractors in Pittsburg who could have built the Phinps Conservatory: then why go to New Yorkt It seems to mo that architects and contractors from aDroad should have to pav a good stiff license be fore being allowed to do any work hero. Our merchants are protected against outsido competition by a tax on peddlers, and why should not our contractors and architects have the same sbowT I suppose they were enabled to bid a trifle under our people, having probably more facilities, but if onr contractors were only protected for a few years until they got securely on their feet, thoy could build buildings so low that thev could defy outside competition. If this Is not so, then I do not understand the logic of protection. E. Vabtoa. Pittsbceo, June 22. . Pure Water and Plenty of It, To the Editor or The Dispatch! Apropos the handling of Indian creek waters more fully set forth in an issue of an evening paper Friday, June 17 the follow ing figures may be pertinent: Under heavy piston pressure water is sup posed to travel 100 feet per minute, but un der hill reservoir tho pressure is doublo and perhaps more than double. A 10-lnch pipe under heavy piston pressure will throw 418 gallons per minute, while the same pipe, under hill reservoir pressure, will throw 1,000 to 1,200 gallons per minute, or 72,000 gal lon per hour, or 1,723,000 gallons per day. Indian creek waters are unquestionably of the puret quality, and the writer holds that if some or our doubting editors, open to con viction, would, at the dryost weather stage, visit Indian creek and its tributaries, uith their never-failing springs, a favorable im pression would be made, to say tho least. Pittsburg could secure a perfect and pnre water supply from this source. D. H. FrrraBCBO, June 22. THE CHICAGO TAFIFP PLANKS. Tariff for revenue only is the declared policy ot the Democratic party. Under tiat banner it goes into the fight. Cteveland TLain Dealer UJem.) The tariff plank, as altered by tho action of the convention itself, is highly satisfactory to the more earnest tariff reformers In dianapolis Sentinel (Dem.). The tariff plank makes tho issne equally as plain as it was four years agoand the ver dict of the people on It next November will be tho same Buffalo Express (Rep.). The Republican -yarty will thank the Democracy for this plain expression of hos tility to American industries, for it tells us Just where the Democratic party stands. Ohio State Journal (iJ-p.). These is no room for quibble as the reso lution stands. The repeal of tho McKinlcy tariff act is promised asaconsequence of tho re-establishment of the Democracy In' the control of tho Government. Philadelphia Record (Dem.). The platform adopted by the National Democratic Convention declares for tariff reform and honest money for a tariff that will be Just to all the people, and for a silver dollar that will be worth a dollar. Wheeling Register. (Dem.) The country owes a debt of gratitudo to the men who made and won the fight ror the minority report. As Mr. Watterson has said more than once, the Democratic party is a free trade party or it is nothing. Wheeling Intelligencer (Rep.). While the tariff plank in some respects may be criticised even by Democrats, it Is, in the main, sound and satisfactory. It in dicates the party's earnest purposo to enact genuine though conservative measures of tariff re form. Buffalo Courier, (Dem.). We compliment and congratulate tho Chi cago convention for its action in striking out the tariff straddle proposed by the ma jority or the Committee on Resolutions and inserting in its place our old rriend, "reve enne only." Philadelphia Press (Rep.). It makos tho issue in the campaign clearly and emphatically between protection and free trade. It eliminates frori the canvass all or the indefinite and conrusing twaddle about "tariff reform" by substituting tariff levointion. Indianapolis Journal (Rep.). The Mother of Vice Presidents. Boston Traveller. Virginia mav perhaps be the mother of Presidents, and Ohio may be a good second; Kentucky may be the mother of Speakers, but New York is emphatically and decidedly the mother or Vice Presidents. Eight New Yorkers Aaron Burr, George Clinton, Dan iel D. Thompfcins, Martin Van Buren, Mil lard Fillmoro, William A. Wheelor, Chester A. Arthur and Levi P. Morton are on the roll already. Whltelaw Reid will make the ninth. DEATHS HEBE AND ELSEWHERE. Colonel George K. Clarke, Chicago. Colonel George R. Clarke, one of the oldest real estate men of Chicago and the founder of the Pa cific Garden Mission, died at Morgan Park. III., Wednesday. Fourteen years ago, when D. L. JIoodT. the evangelist, held a aeries of revival meetings there, Clarke was converted. He aaw how little attention waa given to the spiritual needs of the lower cubic on the 'levee." and reiolred to help them. Unaialsted he bought tne Paclflo Garden saloon, and In place of beer and whisky he dispensed bible and hymn books. He spent from H,ooo to 15,000 every year on the mission, and said that a better Investment could not be found. THREE FAIR EVENINGS Promised by the ladles of the Butler Street M. E. Church Alainnl Association to . Banquet Recaption to Graduates Con cordia Clnb House Accepted by the Kembers. The Butler Street M. E. Church last night began a three days' session of a most agreeable kind an entertainment combin ing a garden party with a bazaar and straw berry and ice cream festival. Tho grounds, which were lent for the occasion by Dr. Clark, of Lawrenceville, are situated on Bntler street and Forty-fourth street, and thus being on tho main thoroughfare offered every inducement to the passer-by to come in. The grounds are scarcely orthodox, the turf in this case not being gross but tan bark. The novelty, however, proved Very successful and elicited many comment in ndmiratton. The booths were dotted everywhere, and out of tbo middle of the lemonade stand grew a reat tree, whoso forked trunk held the several implements of the trade It had a 'unique effect and proved attractive. Among other attractions was tho redoubtable mer ry-go-ronnd, untiring and energetic as ever, and from the opening of the fnlr until mid night it continued in a wild hilarious conrso to the delight of every small boy and girl in Lawrenceville who had the pennies to buy his way. As the evening still showed noslL'ns of rain, confidence was restored in the breast of the multitude, and by 10 o'clock standing room was uncomfortably close quarters. .The first evening augurs well for the two remaining. Whatever the state of the weather, there are still two day. of the fair to come. It will be deferred in event of rain, but certainly will be Kivon on a later fair evening. Thecomplcto list of commit tees is as follows: Decornting Committee Messrs. W. Bai ley, D. K. Murray, T. Stewart, Elmer Bnrn, Jesse Hiller, John Teets, B. Fork and Dr. J. J. Covert. Ice Cream Committee Mrs. J. G. Robin son, Chairman: Mis. Dillinger, Mrs. Syvos, Mrs. W. S. Williams. Confections Committee Mr. J. W. Fol snm, Chairman; aids, the Misses Mand Evan9, Rutti Evans, Annie Folsom, Annie Sinning, Tillio Beck, Eva George, Miss Shannon, Mary Fergnson, Emma Gnne, Kate Grine, Mollie Knoll, Clem Knoll. Mrs. Eli Fetzer, Adllo Hostetter, Florenco Little field, Jennie Taylor, Sadie Harris, Netta Robinson, Gerty Smith, Ira Alvee, Eliza Creighton. L. Evans, Annie Cameron, Mrs. Burnet, Mrs. Robb, Mrs. Wanen, Mrs. Bar clay, Ella Barton, Lina Shoop, Mollie Con ler, Lizzie Bowers, Mrs. Uart. Emma Paul son, Mrs. Grant Darby, IdaFlaccus, Martha Seebick, Miss Hover. Fancy Table Mrs. a L..FIaccus, Chair man;' Miss Poor, Vice Chairman, and Mrs. Samuel Hamilton, Mrs. Patterson, Mrs. Lewis, Mrs. John Patterson, Mrs Edward Munn. Mrs. Camoron, Mrs. Kinnenr. Miss M. S. McElhenev, MIs Julia De Armit, Mrs. W. A. Lincoln, Mrs. Georee Seebick, Mrs.T. N. Richard-), Miss Alice Poor, Mrs. C. R. Miller, Mrs. IL J. Lang. Lemonade Mrs. C. Kenworthy, Chairman; Mrs. Mary Jeffries, the Misses Sadie Metcalf, Laura Grlne, Bailey McCbesney, Fork Evans, Reeves, Mrs. William Bailey, Mrs. M. E. Johnston, Miss Emma Smith, Nettie Bair, Carrie Evans, the Misses Hoyer, Leah Fetzer, Mr. Martin, Mrs. Snaman. Target Practice Alexander Lockhart, Chairman: Frank Cameron and Dr. Cameron. Fish Pond Mr. Sn!e H. Wallace Doorkeepers W. F. Williams. T. B. Stew art, G. 15. Ltttlefleld, Thomas Jenny. Ticket sellers II. B. Stewart, John G. Robinson, John B. Stewarr, G. Garrison, W. W. Reeves, S.W. Uav. John McCartnoy, Sam uel M. Kinley. W. II". Knhns. Cake Committee Mrs. T. B. Stewart, Chairman: aides, Mrs.McCartney, Mr. J.Mc Moran, Mrs. Thomas Jenny, Mrs. Jeffreys, Sirs. W. H. Kuhns, Mrs. Minnie Tate. Mrs. P. Burea, Mrs. Harvey Hill, Mrs. Whitney, Sirs. W.N. Reeves, Mr.Littlefleld. Mrs.JIore land, Mrs. Schaefer, Mrs. G. and Mrs. E. Met calte, Mrs. Covert, Mrs. Roberts, Mrs. Leslie. Mrs. Fork, Mrs. Nehinger, Mrs. Newingham, Mrs. George, Mrs. W. II. Wallace. Mrs. W. P. Bigloy, Mrs. S. W. Hav. Mrs. R. Meredith. Mrs. G. Murphy. Mrs. Webb. 31rs. Snvder. Mrs. GIvens, Mrs. Folsom, Mrs. McCartney, Mrs. J. II. Folsom, Mrs. Hetbrick, Mrs. Smith. Mrs. Frank Cameron. Jlr-. Claney, Mb. Marian Xoblo. Mrs. W. Smith, Mrs. A. Fetzer, Mrs. Morris. Mrs. Crumrine. Mrs. Wightman, Mrs. High, Mrs. W. A. and Mrs. S. A Woods, Mrs. Frank McWillinms. Mrs. Harry Evans. Mrs. Brooks, Mrs. Linker, Mrs. Abraham Reese, Mrn. B. F. Wil son, Mrs. William Burns, Mrs. W. II. Matthews, Mrs. Chalmers. Mrs. George Calhoun. Mrs. Kate Fisher, the Misses Fisher, Mrs. Mallory, Mrs. Maggie Howe, Misses Ida and Bertie Shafer, the Misses Barton and Mrs. Harry Hill. Indian Tea Mr. Oldham, chairman: Mr. B. Meredith, Mrs. Snvder, Mrs. Senator. Mrs. Grant Darby, Mrs. Kate Darby, the Misses Retta Bender, Cora Evans, Laura Grine, D. K. Murray and Marie Stewart. The fair is projected to release the church from a standing debt or $900. the residlunm of a much larger debt, uhich tin' been cleared off by several successful methods. TnE Alumni Association of the "Western University will hold a banquet this evening at the Monongahela House, which is fore shadowed to be a thoroughly hospitable conclusion to n very successful year at the University. Besides speakers and thorough masters in after dinner talks, the pleasure or the evening will bo greatly increased bv songs from the University Glee Club. A business meeting of the association will take place at 7:30 r. m. ' Dr. "Wood, President of the Duquesnc College gave a reception to the graduating class, the Board of Directors and Faculty yesterday afternoon at the college. Seventy five covers were laid. Addresses wore made by the different members of the Board and Faculty, and nearly every member of the class volunteered a speech of good wishes for the Faculty and the college. At the close the class organ ized an Alumni Association by electing Mr. George U. Kane, President; Mr. John II. ITn.nt.ln.nl. V(n. P..., M.nt. III.. Dllc. Tt Hotham; Secretary, and Mr. . Lewis Todd, Treasurer. Mr. Will Brown, Miss Maude Bishoff and Mr. Walter O. Amsler were elected an Executive Committee and in structed to draft a constitution and bylaws, to be presented at the next annual meeting. The reception closed with an enthusiastic vote of thanks to the President of the col lege. An excursion to Idlewild next Saturday closes the school year thus pleasantly. Succeedino the agreeable reception of Wednesday evening, the Concordia Club house last night was finally delivered by tho Building Committee, of which Mr. Simon Kaurmann is Chairman, to the President, Mr. Hamburgor, and by him transferred to the members. The Interesting attendant ceremonials took glace between 8 and 9 o'clock, in the presence of nearly 100 mem bers. The clubhouse now belongs to Its members, who may enjoy all Its privileges every day in the year, from 6 in the morning until 12 midnight. A gong bangs beside the big hall clock, and when midnight comes this is rungby the bouse steward in warning of the shutting of the bouse nntil morning. Fully 1,000 people from Pittsburg and Allegheny attended the celebration or tne anniverenry of the Soldiers' Widows' Home at Hawkins yesterday. The sweet-faced old ladies who passed throush the dread regime of trouble of soldiers' wives were toasted, feted and treated as only the heroic ones can be treated by heroes. G. A. R. Posts Nos. 88, 126 and 128 went down to Hawkins last evening led by-he band from Post 122. and the hours were whiled away with in spiring martial inasic. Social Chatter. SIiss Axxie Rkihecke, sister of Dr. II. L. Reinecke, of Carson street, Southside, was married yesteraay aiterucon to mu .ubt. Frederick Miller, son of Dr. W. N. Miller, of the Southside. The happy young couple will rail in a few days lor Corca, where Mr. MUIer will labor as a missionary. The wedding of MIsLoretta Anna Ghriest ahd Mr. Pruali, which was anticipated in de tial in yesterday morning's DisrATcn. came off with all due eclat in North Avenue M. E. Church last night. H4EBIS0N 10 TAKE A HOLIDAY. He Will Accompany Ills Family to Their 3few Adirondack Cott.ic-s. Washihotox, June 23. The President and Mrs. Harrison will leave here on the 5th or 6th proximo lor Loon Lake, in the Adiron dacks. where a cottage has been taken for the summer. The President will remain a day or two only, but Mrs. Harrison will re main until she regains her health and strength. Mrs. McKee and her children will leave here to-morrow for Marblehead, Mass. A Carfol Beetle. Reading, June 23. A correspondent at Sharcaville. this county, reports the discov ery there of a beetle that kills potato bugs. which are unusually plentiful this year. The beetle is as large as the common horse fl and its color is blue with a brown head. It attaoks the potato bag on the backhand kills it while holding it with its two forelegs. CURIOUS CONDENSATIONS. There are 10,000 parishes in Engla with only church schools. Salmon, pite and goldfish are said be trie only flsh that never sleep. Ten thosand lead toy soldiers t turned ont.in Nuremberg every day. A 110-ton gun can fire two shot minute, each discharge costing $1,373. Waterproof umbrellas made of par are coming into very general use in Paris. Last year 3,000,000 book3 were issu to the people ofLondon from free librari The cemeteries of London cover 2,( acres and the land they occupy rcpresei a capital of $1,000,000. Fourteen logs, each 16 feet long, wi cnt from one sugar pino tree, felled last w ter in the Sierra Mountains, One of the attractions of the forthco ing Chicago Exhibition ia to be apyran of 400 pianos connected by electricity a manipulated by one woman. Japanese jugglers are delt smoke Several of them will sit before a carta and from the tobacco smoke which isst from their mouths, will form a succession readable lettors. The Manhattan Elevated Kailroad, K. York, carries, it is claimed, 600,000 passi gers dally. At this rate, a year's to would amonnt to 132,500,000. and m 5-ct fares the receipts would bo $9,125,000. To secure regular attendance at Divi service a Presbyterian cbnrch in Lancast decided to give a medal to each person w attended ail tbo services throughout t year. Last year the sexton was the or person who won a medal. A committee of the Manchester (X. 1 Central Church is going to set aside one its horse sheds for the use of bicych Quite a number of tho congregation n to and from the church on cycles on Sa day as well as during tbo week. Bees are said to have such an antipatl to dark-colored objects that black cbickc have been stnng to death, while white on or the same brood were untouched, and man in a black high hat is rarely stung, account of the attention the bees give the hat. Santa Barbara Island, oft the coast Ventma county, Cal., is uninhabited save cats, and millions of them are said to thri there. The island is entirely given over them and bow they exist Is somewhat ol mystery. It is thought, however, that the cats live upon fish. Cabbage has always been said' to be cure for intoxication. The Egyptians a boiled cabbago before their other food they intended to drink wine after dinni and some of the remedies sold as a p' ventive of Intoxication on the contiue contain cabbage seed. The business of supplying the menage ies and zoological gardens of the world wi wild animals is mainly in the hands or fo men Hagenbeck, of Hamburg; Eeiche, Altfeld, near Hanover: Jafnrach, of Londe and Cross, ot Liverpool. Their best cusl mer is probably the London Zoo. Cyrus "W. Field, emaciated almost tc skeleton, and suffering from extreme ne ous prostration, lies in a critical conditii at his summer home, near Irvington. T physicians in attendance say that his dea at any moment would not surprise tho Mr. Field now weighs only 85 pounds. According to a telephone authority, tl easiest languago lor telephoning is Chines It is principally monosyllables, and is irai up of simple rising and falling inflection German, it seems, is not as bad a langna, for telephoning as might be thought. Frenc is not bad, but it is almost as sibilant English. A Harrisburg, Pa., boy sent up in balloon on the Fourth of July last yeat bottle with his name and address in it, l questing the Under to return it to hit About ten days ago the bottle was picked i by a gentleman on the shore or Lake Sup nor, near Daluth, Minn., who immediate forwarded it to the lad. Shoplifting by women is said to 1 alarmingly on the increase in Paris, so mu so that the Justices have been instructed bo less lenient in future with rich womc and to punish so-called kleptomania as ii pie theft. Of 18 arrests made recentjyn single dav, 17 were women; fowl' we wealthy, and all were in comfortable r cuinstnnccs. There isawonderfnl piece of mechanis in the United States Government Mint the shape of the scales for weighing th go coin. Two pieces of .paper" of equal weig. have been placed upon the balances, and one being removed and an autograph in lei pencil inscribed on it.and the sheet replace on the scales, the second piece has bet found to outweigh the other. A box containing 510,000 was four near Payne, Ind.. a day or two ago. A seve storm had passed over this section and u rooted a number of trees. Three young mo while examining the hole made by the n rooting of a large oak tree, noticed tl corner or a box protruding from the ean and on opening ft fonnd, besides the aboi value in money, many rare coins of foreig make. A lady living in Norwich, Conn., aboi a month ago set a dozen eggs under a sma bantam hen, bnt she could not cover all. them, and, as the rooster was very attcntii and set on the eggs while the hen was o three were taken from the nest ana given liini in a separate one. In due time I hatched three chickons.and isnowparadir about with his lauilly, taking better care them than even a hen could. Considerable ingenuity is displayed b a New York firm of engravers and make of novelties in tho form of a letter markt "personal," inclosing a faded rosebud wit its leaves and the firm's card, with thi3 no in a girl's handwriting: "Take back tl flower thongavest- I love you nolonge All my affection is given to Messrs- So-anc So because they do such beautiful prlntin; I am no longer yours." Maude." There is now on exhibition in Philade pbia a gigantic tarpon and a splendid spec men of the silver king about six feet I length and weighing 125 pounds. It w: taken at Fort Meyers, Fla., on a fine No. Russian hemp line with a No- 10 ringe O'Shaughnessy hook and with a singl jointed bamboo rod. The flsh lumped clea out of the water six different times, an took on hour and 25 minutes to bring hlra t gaff. The automatic fortune telling machine in railway stations and at street corners o New York and London have been tnrne into a new form of gambling. It will be n membered that the faces or these machine are covered with varUusly colored triangle: They are, in brief, bandy roulette tablet and certain people have taken to droppin a penny in the slot and betting upon wba colored triangle the finger of the Gipsy s" will rest. IJFTINGS FKOM IJFE. Young Mr. Fiddleback Is Miss Eedbni at home? Servant She Is. sir; but the minister Is talkln to her Just at present, sir. Flddleback Oh. all right. Don't wake her no. She (Chicagoan) Do you admire Kip ling? He No; be abased America. She I am enthusiastic over him. He-After all be said about Chicago? the Yes; for yoa sec he seemed to think Cblcag was Ameiln. Peddler I'd like to sell you a bottle o prepared glue. Mrs. Haveu Hartford Have no use forit. Peddler lint this is the kind that the rallroa companies use to glue down the car windows wlttt Mrs. Haven Hartford-How mnch is it? I'll uk a dozen bottles! "For me one hope in life I trace," The dnde exclaimed; "'TIjiBis, That I may one day find the place Where Ignorance Is Miss." Gabriel had blown a blast on the las trump, and Cuolly crawled from under a tome stone. 'Deuced wacketl" he exclaimed. "It is the resurrection," explained Gabriel "You've been dead, you know." "Have I. weally? Thanks, awfully. I assoa you. Nevah should have noticed it." Her leather Do you work for a living? Chappie O. Yaas yaas Jlcr Father (sizing him op) Whom do yo worl? She (still blushing) Am I the first gir you ever kissed? He Ho, darling: but yon are the last. She Am I really? Ob, George. It makes ie s. happy to think that. Eoad Agent (stopping a funeral) Hold up y'r hands! I want all th' money ye've got! Chief Mourner Bles me! Here's the under taker's bill collector already.