5!fCTitCi3tMPfc6W6feSBB TR!T?'"""y,5iS" 'IHW' pnfqqpf.?94 ? BJW(W!p THE PITTSBURG DISPATCH, MONDAY. MAY 80. 1892. iMgaaasei vHjeB iftraftk y ESTABLISHED FEBRUARY 8. 1S46 Vol. 47. So. lis -KnU ml at Pittsburg l'ostofflce November. 1SS7, as .cond-class matter. Business Office Corner Smithfield and Diamond Streets. News Rooms and Publishing House 78 and So Diamond Street, in New Dispatch Building. KATERN APVFKTISINO'lJ-TICE, ROOM 76. TRIBUNE mil.lMNO. VFW YORK, where com plete fllo of THEKIsPATCHcan alwavs be round. Forelrn advertisers appreciate Hie convenience. Home advertiser- and friends ofTHK DISPATCH, while In New York, are also made welcome. TBE DIsrATCIIts rtzitlarlv rmtaleat Brrntano's. 1 1 Cnton Square, Srio 1'ork, and 17 Ave del' Optra, rarit, Franre, where anyone icho has been disap jxrtnt'nlata hotdnewt stand can attain it. TEItSIS OF TIIK DISPATCH. J-OSTAGE FI5EE IK THE tJXITED STATES. Datlt Dispatch. One Year 4 8 00 Daily Dispatch, Per Quarter 2 00 Daily Dispatch. 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As an accompaniment to this comes a story from Michigan that Mr. Blaine's letter of declination was written at the demand of President Ilarrison in order to prevent division in State and district con ventions, while now that the delegates are all chosen Mr. Blaine feels at liberty, to give the convention a free choice. The story can be taken for what it is worth, but the developments of the last week make it tolerably certain that Blaine has determined to let the call for him be given by the utterance of the convention; that his health permits him to take the leadership, and that the con siderations which produced the letter to Clarkson have no longer anj weight with him. It is hard to imagine a more power ful incentive to this conclusion than the assertion emanating from Ilarrison circles last week that the Secretary of State has become mentally and physically incapable. Such stuff would inspire almost any man with the determination to make a prac tical demonstration of its falsity. By this nomination the Republican party will place itself squarely on the platform of protection to homo industries and the development of foreign trade by reci procity. It will prepare for a spirited ampaign in which the personality of the candidate will arouse all the force of Re publicanism to a united effort for victory. THE OUTPUT OF IKON. The decrease in the output of iron and steel for the first quarter of Ihe year, as reported by the bulletin of the Iron and bteel --ociation, is larger than it ought --ttr-be. - i.'..d, -as the previous year was below the high-water mark of 1890, the falling off for this quarter is very con siderable. Nevertheless, the signs of im provement are such as to permit us to hope that a decent year's record will be made. An improvement in the tone of the market is being accompanied by indica tions of enlightened policy on the part of the railroads, which," by reducing freights, afford at least some encouragement to the industries which originate them. Although the quarterly statistics do not show it, the deduction from trade indications is that Pittsburg has retained her last year's rec ord of maintaining a large output, while the rest of the country underwent dullness and shrinkage in the volume of production. i CANALS AT HOME AND ABROAD. A New Castle correspondent of the class who wants canals built several thou sand miles away from the United States undertakes, in a communication published elsewhere, to condemn the Ohio River and Lake Erie Canal project, and to boost the Nicaragua scheme by the force of his dogmatic argument The former enter prise is impracticable, because there is no water supply. The latter is in the line of manifest destiny, and will bring Cuba and the Sandwich Islands under our flag. By these assertions our correspondent settles the question in his own estimation. The insufficient supply of water for the Ohio River and Lake Erie Canal was one of the standing objections of the op ponents of that scheme of development for some time. The question was thoroughly investigated by competent engineers. The report of the State Commission included a clear demonstration of tiie means of ob taining an ample water supply and the estimate of the cost of that work as a part of tho cost of the canal. Our correspondent Is only peculiar in the persistence of his ignorance of this fact and his adherence to this threadbare objection two years after it has been fully exploded. As to our objections to the Nicaragua canal project we have none for any cor poration which chooses to put its own cap ital into the enterprise. Our position on the proposal to load it onto the Govern ment has been fully stated The proposi tion that the Government shall endorse bonds for it to an amount 835,000,000 greater than the engineer's estimate of its cost stamps it as a job of exactly the same pattern as the Pacific railway subsidy on twice as large a scale. The value of such an indorsement as giving the Govern ment control is simply nil, from the fact that in case of war the canal would be seized by the strongest naval power. As for the flamboyant "manifest destiny" ar gument of our correspondent, if it be true that the project would add to our citizen ship the ignorant and corrupt populations of Cuba and the Sandwich Islands, every thinking man should protest against the canal m order to avert such a calamity. Finally, there is neither justice nor com mon sense in using the funds or credit of the United States to build canals thousands of miles away from the population of the United States when ten times as much good can be done to our interests by waterways through the interior of the country. In our correspondent's' own town, at a recent date, business was de pressed, furnaces were standing idle and labor was out of employment, because the iron industry was unable to bear railway charges for transportation. We take it that the people who pay the revenues of the United States will be much more ben efited by a canal which would give their J industries permanent prosperity than by one which will carefully keep those bene fits so faraway that they never can feel them. THE MEMORY OF THE DAT. To-day the anniversary returns on which the nation commemorates the patriotism and services of the men who put their lives in the breach during its period of need nearly a third of a century ago. That time of struggle and sacrifice becomes more remote in memory year by year; the veterans who bore the burden of the strug gle grow gray and pass away from among us; but the celebration of this national day, in which the thoughts of the whole people are turned back to the lesson of patriotism and devotion, is universal and Impressive as ever. It is true that for a large portion of the younger generation the day is notable chiefly as a holiday in which they lay aside work and devote themselves to leisure and enjoyment So far as this makes the day an occasion of dissipation or vicious in dulgence it is a profanation; but innocent enjoyment, such as we may hope the ma jority will turn to, contains nothing incon gruous with the spirit ol the anniversary. The men who gave up their lives in tbat great conflict could hardly have done so from a higher motive than that they should preserve for the next generation a country prosperous and happy. JNor is n a deroga tion to their services to commemorate them in a festal rather than somber tone. Nevertheless, the day cannot be fittingly observed unless with all the enjoyment apart from the formal celebration there is not this memory. All this we owe to the sacrifices of 1861 to 1861. The pros perity, the happiness, the greatness of the nation is due to the struggle and the blood of the men who sustained the nation in that period. We may make our Memorial Day an interval of rest and pleasure, but we cannot contemplate the subject of the commemoration without taking to heart the lesson that if the time should come for another effort of sacrifice and duty we must show our worthiness of the example held up for imitation to-day. As for the remaining members of that patriot army who take charge of the ob servance in honor of their dead comrades, and are themselves the living mementoes of that time, no honor can exceed what is due them on this occasion. Late years have shown that the time is coming when the veterans of the war will become few. In a few years more the work of observ ing the day must fall on younger organi zations, and the veterans of to-day will join the ranks of those whose memory we celebrate. Both living and dead share the honor and glory of to-day, having earned it equally by deeds which cannot be for gotten while this nation is worthy of its name. ELECTORS BY DISTRICTS. The Michigan idea of choosing Presi dental electors by districts is obtaining de cided recognition In some Democratic circles. The Republicans are unable to see in it anything but what it really was intended for a arp dodge to get certain electoral votes from the other party. The side of the political house which does not loose by the scheme in its present form can afford to look at the matter impartially on its merits. Of tho constitutionality of the election of Presidental electors by districts there is no reasonable question. In fact it is more nearly constitutional than the present method which, while observing the letter of the Constitution, does not carry out its intent of an actual choice by the electors. The Michigan method hardly restores the liberty of choice, but it would not reduce the Electoral Colleges quite so com pletely to the plane of prearranged puppet work as at present J. Randolph Tucker, one of the leading political minds of Virginia, has written a letter to Governor Lee in which he claims decided merit for the general adoption of the plan. He points out the great objec tion to the system of solid electoral votes and the predominance it gives to the few pivotal States He makes a strong point by showing how the district method would break up the power of the States which claim to hold the casting vote, both in the nominating conventions and in the elec tions. With the district system New York's heavy electoral vote would not be the prize which brings conventions to obey the orders of her politicians and the merchandise for which immense campaign funds are distributed the day before elec tion, nor would Indiana be the field of political debauchery. Each of these States, like all the others, would represent so many Congressional districts, and the number of doubtful districts would be so large that to select the pivotal ones would be impossible. All of which, together with the minor consideration that the spectacle of a con stitutionally elected President who re ceived less votes than his opponent, would be less frequent tlian now, is a fair argu ment for the system as a whole. But when we come to consider how the system shall be put into practice, the matter is reduced to the rank of an abstraction. In the intimation that Mr. Tucker is in favor of adopting it in Virginia there is an evidence that he places his idea above party advantage. But the fact remains that the system will be adopted or not throughout the different States as it suits party exigencies. A Democratic legisla ture will adopt it, as in Michigan, only where it fears the solid vote will be given to the Republicans. A Republican legis lature will reject it when reasonably con fident of carrying the State. Abstractly and as a whole the change would be a good one. Concretely- under the varying action of the States it is simply a scheme for grabbing votes, which under the prac tice of the last half century belongs to the opposition. The only way in which the proposed change can be made uniform is by a constitutional amendment. And if the Constitution is to be amended why not secure the same results moreperfectly.and conform the form to the fact, by electing the President and Vice President directly by popular vote? RATHER WEAK OBJECTIONS. The bill introduced into the Senate to give United States courts jurisdiction in cases of crimes that involve the violation of treaty of obligations struck some of the conservative Senators as a decided innova tion. The main objection was that, if the courts should try offenders by the laws of the States where the crimes are committed, forty-four different systems of law would be constituted under the jurisdiction of the United States courts. By this argu ment on the surface, and the political ap prehensions of the Senators as an under current, tiie bill was laid over, without much probability of being called up before next session. The objection looks like an alarming one; but it really is not serious. If it is a reproach to have forty-four different sys tems ot law it Is a reproach that already exists. The only difference under the hill would be that another court would take cognizance and lurisdictlon under each system in Us proper jurisdiction a state of I affairs that also exists to a limited degree in cases where an appeal lies from the State to the United States Courts. What would not be the case, however, is two systems of law in force with regard to these of fenses in the same State. Th'at it is the obvious purpose of the bill to avoid. It is clear, if this view is taken, that such a provision is the simplest and best, if the United States Courts are to undertake the enforcement of the guarantees offered by treaties. Of the need for such an enforcement occurrences like the New Orleans and Rock Springs outbreaks leave little doubt Of its conformity to the constitutional theory there is also no room for dispute. The Constitution expressly brings cases arising under treaties within the jurisdic tion of United States Courts. Madison and Hamilton, in their writings, pointed out the need of such provisions. With these authorities before us, it is plain that the constitutional tremors of the Senators on the subject are really due to political apprehensions lest the measure should be unpopular with the hoodlum and jingo element If there is such a popular senti ment against fulfilling the obligation of protection to foreign residents, it makes little difference whether the bill is passed or not If Juries nullify the action of State laws in State Courts, what is to pre vent them doing the same thing in United States Courts? It is about time for the regular spring report about peaches to be Bent out from Delaware. There will be no crop as usual, but the markets in July will bo flooded Just tho same. It should be specified that the article in our brilliant cotemporary the New York Sun, beaded "A Bolter's Panic," does not re fer to the panic In which Senator Hill bolted out o( the Senate chamber when In danger of being called on to vote on the silver ques tion. The head is descriptive of that occur rence; but the esteemed Svn has carefully forgotten to mention David Bennett Hill's latest demonstration of alleged political acumen. Colonel "Watterson, after his unsuc cess with the Democratic ticket, is trying his hand at modeling the Republican ticket. But, then, the Colonel always was flighty. It is explained that Senator Hill's record-beating escape from the Senate was due to a fear lest ho should be called upon, If tho silver question came up, to explain the difference between free silver coinage and free bi-metallic coinage insisted on in his Elmira speech. No one else knows the difference, and it would be painful for the Senator to disclose the sources of his ex clusive knowledge. The tameness of the Prohibition and Third Party conventions that have been held recently is suggestive suggestive that silver has not been free enough yet. The unexpected has happened. The St Louis QlobcDemocrat, which has been strongly for Harrison, has swung into line for Blaine, and says he can "see bis title clear to the Presidency, if he wants It." And so the tidal wave rolls westward. Spirits gave a Chicago Bport "the tip" at the races the other day and he won. Gen erally it is another kind of spirits that tip the sports at Chicago races. It is reported from New York that money Is getting easy and will be easier before the summer is over. Practical politicians in New York expect to do their share toward inspiring an active movement in money about the middle of November. The Texas jailer who accompanied nine of his prisoners when they escaped laid him self open to an accusation of sticking too closely to his charge. England is indulging in a weak imita tion. Tho hail storm which destroyed the fruit there last week only developed hail stones as big as "a bantam's egg." But everything in England is bnilt on a smaller scale than in this glorions republic. It is sugeested that the country roads be repaired. Useless advice. We haven't any country roads. The wet has washed them all away. It is curious how the crevasses in the levees of Borne of the Presidental candidates growastho June days draw near. Pretty soon tbey will be large enough to allow the entire field of dark horses to creep through. Only eight or nine more days of agony for some of the "P. C's." When they are over some of them will wish they never had a boom. There will be quite a lively sociable gathering at Minneapolis a week from to morrow. It will be entirely too lively for some of the slow booms that nave been sprang on an unsympathetic publio lately. What is the difference between a Demo cratic promise and its fulfillment? ' $100,000, 000," answers the present Congress. Another rush at the "Sunday side door" in New York yesterday is reported. Some one has suggested that it was led by Ken tucky colonels. This is unkind, because the "Star Eyed Goddess" was in that vicinity. Senator Peffer's whiskers lost a fine opportunity by being absent when that last Kansas zephyr was let loose. It is an evidence of the exigencies of pol itics when Thomas B. Reed has to come out in support of James G. Blaine. Not that he dislikes Blaine less but that he hates Harri son a great deal more. TnE prophets of fair weather will have to persevere yet a little while longer. According to reports from Rome that Mr. Wm. Henry Herbert is about to beoome a monk It is a logical inference that Mr. Wilfred Murray, wherever he may be, is quite sick. FAVORITES OP FORTUNE. General Wistar, now President of the Academy of Natural Sciences, is an enthusi astic yachtsman. Mrs. Mabv Kussell Day has been made State Librarian of Kentucky, the Legislature appreciating her eminent fitness for the place. General Lee, December 26, 1799, first applied to General Washington the phrase, "first in war, first in peace, and first in the hearts of his countrymen 1" Judge Joseph Tucker, of Plttsfield, Mass., will deliver the oration at the unveil ing or tho monument to General Paterson, at Lenox, Mass., on Monday. It is rather depressing, all things con sidered, to learn from Kate Gannett Wells that the women no longer worship the minister, but the thing he represents. Senator Buicb wears on his coat lapel aboutonniere instead of the single flower which other Senators affect. This is con sistent with his well-known fondness for rainbow hues. Ex-Governor Uicholls, of Louisiana, who has been appointed Chief Justice of the Supreme Court of that State, is a graduate of West Point, and lost a leg, an arm, and an eye in the Confederate service. Edward Everett Hale, Jr., who graduated from Harvard In 1SS3, has been made the professor of English in the Iowa State University. He has been an instructor in the same branch at Cornell. Congressman- Tillman, of South Carolina, is said to be tho most vigorous man for bis age in Washington. He Is now CG, and his beard and hair are white, but he is as straight as an arrow and has a constltu- tion of iron. NON-PARTISAN THEOLOGY. I WRITTEN FOB TIIE DISPATCH. 1 I hope that the General Assembly will excommunicato Professor Briggs and lay an interdict upon the Union Theological Semi nary. Not that I disapprove of Professor Briggs. I believe that be is in the right. The Bible is a book to be studied. It is worth studying, and is great enough and true enough to en dure any amount of critical examination and come out sound at the end. And the Bible is going to be studied. No General Assembly in Christendom can help that. And when 1 say studied, I mean lead with an entire purpose to find out its real mean ing. That is the only genuine kind of study. Anything else is but a sham. To learn what a modern theological professor thinks tho fathers of tho Reformation thought about the interpretations of the patriarchs of the first centuries, is not study. No man is worth the name of student who does not undertake his subject with a sole interest to find out truth. That is what he wants and all he wants. And if be discovers that what has been taught for truth is really error, he is bouud to say so. Prof. Briggs is as right as Galileo. All the conservative doctors in the whole Calvlnistio establishment cannot change that. Tho exoommnnication of tho General Assembly will amount to exactly as much as the Pope's bull against the comet. Good Mrs. Partington, in her cottage by the sea, tried one day with her trusty mop to keep out a high tido. But no mop can keep back tho Atlantic Ocean. And no ecclesi astical decree can greatly hinder the pur suit of truth. Nor, as I said last week, have I any grudge against the Presbyterian Church. The only parson who sat down the other night at tho Pittsburg banquet was a Presbyterian professor. And although he was invited and welcomed out of respect and admiration for his position as a man and for his personal good qualities, the choice was nevertheless notable and significant. The most valuable institution in Pittsburg is the Presbyterian church. What would become of us without it? Pitts burg is for its slzo the most decent, the most orderly, the most moral city in tho country, largely owing to the good bringing up that it has had at the hands of the Presbyterian church. No: I would be 3orry to see this great religious society definitely commit it self at Portland to the lost cause of tradi tionalism. It would be as disastrous as the old blundering and ill-fated alliance between tho Church of .England and the Stuart Crown. It is not from lack of goodwill toward Prcs bytcrianism that I hope to see the General Assembly set itself against scholarship, against liDerty, and against truth. A Free Theological Seminary. It is because of certain good results whioh might follow out of such disaster. Notably this the setting up in this country of a free theological seminary. For Union Theological Seminary is bound to go on. The seminary can get along, and if necessary will get along without the ohnrch. Would it not be a good thing if it should? There has taken place in this century a great emancipation of publio intorests out of slavery, not to religion, but to denomina tionalism, that is, to partisanship. Tho publio schools have passed out of denomina tional control. Andthe academies and col leges are following Into the field of freedom. The most successful presidents to-day are no longer the parsons, but the laymen. Eliot, of Harvard, and Low, of Columbia, are notable examples. And, although there are many ministers still at the head of educational institutions, and many of them conspiouously able, they owe their efficiency not to their clerical position but to their own ability and energy. The Chancellor of the Western University is stirring up that excellent institution and putting new life into it. and bringing it into lino with tho new PittsDurg. Not so much by his ortho doxy as by his good, plain, earnest common sense. That is, he commends himself and his cause chiefly by those qualities which we look for in a layman. Tho time will come when there will not be a denominational college in the country. The time will come when a Presbyterian college will be as ab surd as a Presbyterian arithmetic, and a Baptist university as ridiculous as a Baptist rolling mill. Charity, too, the hospitals, the homes, the agencies Tor helping those who are down all this is getting disentangled from the de nominational not. Two Kinds of Church Success. TnESE great interests, educational and charitable, were never more religious, never more genuinely Christian, than thoy are to-day. It is not Christianity which is losing its hold: it is only that unfortunate pre sentation of Christianity which is made by denominationalism. We are growing out of the narrownoss of partisanship. Dr. Mc Connell, of Philadelphia, who preached here the other day at tho Church of the Ascension, said that there are two kinds of possible success in the work of tho Christian Church: One is the success which is evi denced by great buildings and immense con gregations and largo figures in parochial re ports; tho other is the success which is shown in the bettering of men, in the up lifting of character, in the qnickening of tho conscience of the community, in the amend ment of sooioty. The second kind of success is not so conspicuous as the first, but it is incalculably better. It is won not by the oxaltatlon of the Church, but by the exaltation of the individual. "Ye are the salt of tho earth," tho Master said; but salt has not begun to do its work until it has hissolved and dissapcarcd. Denominationalism is salt undissolved. The denominatlonallst labors first of all not for truth, not for the good of society, not for the advancement of religion, but for the glory of his sect. And he has been found, again and again, willing to distort truth and to i otard religion for the sake of his party. We want no more of that. Especially, in our Institutions of education, vo want men who are under bonds to no master but tho truth, who will not bo hindered either in study or in teaching by any party bias. There is enough bias in human nature with out importing any more into it. We do not any of us see all around the truth; but let us.at least, abolish the wearing of theologic al and esclesiastical blinders. Non-Partisan Theology Coming. Now, why not apply this not only to the college but to the divinity schoolt Why have even theology taught by partisans? I believe that the time will come when even the theological seminaries will be emancipated from denominationalism. It will piobably be a long time. But if our brethren at Portland will but persist just now in their insistence upon traditionalism, and say hard words about Union Seminary, and put that institution under the ban, why, there will be an Immediate divorce, in all probability, between that great school and the great church with which it has been associated. And Union Seminary will then be free. And what will that mean? Why, it will mean that the sole requisite for the position of professor in that school will be conspicuous ability to perform tne duties of his chair. Tho professor of Hebrew will bo chosen for his efficiency In teaching Hebrew. It will not matter at all what he thinks about pre tention. The business of the instructor In Church History will be to teach the history of the Christian Church exaotlyas it hap pened, not in the interests of any party; with an entire desire to learn the actual truth and to make it clear to his students. The teacher of Old and New Testament Ex egesis will have it for his sole business to understand and to make others understand the real truth about the Bible, absolutely regardless of all doctrines or inspiration and of all the pronouncements of the orthodoxy. That, if It ever comes to pass, will make Union Seminary the best theological school in the country. It will be its emancipation from the bondage of blighting traditional ism. It will make it 'the alma mater of bright, clear-sighted, and wide-minded young men ont of all denominations, who will go thence into their parishes, hating partisanship whole-souled champions of Christian truth. Never Anything but Bombast. Chicago Tribune.) At Its best the Hill candidacy was never anything but bombast. It Is now a boom burst.' t AN ANTI-PAKNELLITE CALL. Money Needed for Election Expenses In Every District In Ireland. London, May 23. An eleotion manifesto, signed by Messrs. Justin McCarthy, Timothy Healy, Thomas Sexton, William O'Brien, Thomas P. O'Connor and B0 othor members of tho antt-ParncllIte section of the Irish Parliamentary party, willbe issued Monday. It will say tho opportunity the people have been anxiously looking forward to during the last six years is now close at hand. The snb-cominltteo nppolnted to sit nt Dublin to arrange to meet tho impending struggle, has the full confidence of the party. The mani festo adds: "Arrangements will be at once completed to hold county conventions to enable every Nationalist constituency to provide itself with a snitablo candidate. This is not enough. We are threatened with harrassing contests in all the Nationalist divisions. The verdict of the electors is not doubtful, but tho determination to give full effect to the will of the Irish of our country's destiny will involve heavy election expenses. The constituencies themselves should take im mediate steps to provide for these expenses. "We are on tho eve of the most moment ous general election of this century. The policy of desperation to which the enemies of Ireland havo been reduced, and the gro ing friendliness of the British public, afford us confident reaRon to anticipate a united expression of Irish Nationalist opin ion that will result in the triumph of the cause to which have been devoted the un told labors and sacrifices of patriotic spirit. Of the good sense of a majority of our fellow countrymen we havo received proofs in abundance. All that is now necessary is to make sure that no constituency, however poor, be deprived by the expense of vex atious contests from lecordlng its judgment on the great issue to which the country is about to bo summoned to declare Itself. "The time is short, the necessity urgent. We are confident that it will require no words to impress Nationalists with the vital character of the duty now devolving upon them to ensure a prompt and effective re sponse from the country." SPAIN AND THE UNITED STATES. A Feeling That They Are Natural Allies, Commercially and Otherwise. Madrid, May 29. The inauguration meet ing of the "Grand Casino" of the club "Union-Ibero-Amerioan," to receive the American guests who are arriving for the Columbus celebrations, has been held here. The Minister of Public Works presided. The speeches were enthusiastic and full of protestations of mutual regard between Spain and her American children. It was acknowledged on all hands that there had been a certain estrangement and lack of commercial relationsbetween Spain and her South American natural allies. She should seek alliance with her own children, and if any large protecting power wero reauired Spain should covet the friendship of the United States rather than an alliance In the Old World. If the United States wants a friendly ally in the Old World, that ally should bo Spain, with her great colonies and her position in Europe. As to commercial relations, the United States had at this moment the "most favored nation" clause as far as the Spanish colonies are concerned, and it is not at all probable that any other nation will, at least lor some time to come, obtain a like clause in any treaty of commeice to be negotiated. Several points in regard to the new com mercial relations between tho United States and Spain are still unsettled, but the nego tiations are on the eve of a successful issue. The admission of Philippine sugar into tne United States duty fiee is an important mat ter to the Philiiplne Islands, the sugars of which place will be virtually excluded, owing to the Imposition of a high tariff, lroin the Spanish markets after July 1 next. A $4,000,000 Eb.B.TS. In the Heart of St. Paul Claimed by the Heirs or an Old Soldier. St. Paul, May 29. Late yesterday a case was filed in the United States Circuit Court calculated to affect the title to possession of property in this city worth nearly $4,000,000. About 45 years ago a soldier in the United States army, whose name is not divulged, received a warrant from the Government entitling him to 160 acres of publio land wherever ho might choose to locate the same. He was killed in the Mexican War, and tho warrant was held in the United States Land Office for the benefit or his widow and surviving children. The widow renewed the warrant and subsequently transferred it to a second party, who located the 160 acres on the spot now occupied by the Minnesota transfer Minnesota and property immediately adjacent thereto. Numerous transfers lots have followed. Mlots have followed, s having been in several hundred holders having been in possession, and the original property is now worth nearlv J4.000.00n. A few days ago it was rumored that the title to tho land was to bo attached, and the suit was brought yesterday. The action is brought on behalf of the children of the original grantee of the wairant namely, the soldier who was killed in the Mexican war. These parties live in Philadelphia. It is claimed that the children had an interest in that original warrant separate from and inde pendent of their mother, the widow. Pro ceedings are instituted against 500 different holders. THE GBANT LETTEB NOT IMPBOBABLE. A Prominent St. Louis Republican Tells What He Knows on the Subject. St. Louis, May 29. A correspondent in terviewed Emerson McMillon, President of or the Laclede Gas Company, of St. Louis, in regard to the Grant-Conkling letter. Among other things, he said: "I received a telegram from Mr. Brlckoll, of Columbus, last summer, asking for the address of Mrs. Page or Mr. Page's executor. Mr. Page may have given the letter away during his last illness, at which time he did dispose of many such souvenirs. If this is tho case, and it fell into the hands of a Har rison man, it will probably not come to light just at this time. "Ineverthouiht of doubting its genuine ness. I think it sounds very much like Gen eral Grant's style. It is conceded by many that he wrote a letter of similar import to Don Camei on. Would he not have been much moie likely to have spoken his mind to Conkling. his close friend?" Mr. McMillon 1b a Republican and a promi nent member of the Loyal Legion. The Everlasting Topic of tho Season. New York Press.! Summer has come, but whether with the intention of spending the season or merely on a two or three days' excursion remains to be seen. New York is a great summer re sort only when summer resorts here. DEATHS HERE AND ELSEWHERE. Sirs. Robert Leighton, Centenarian. Mrs. Kobert Leighton, aged 101, died at Buffalo Friday night. Up to the time of her death she retained all of her faculties. She never tired of telling how the Americans captured Toronto In 1812 ana burned the city. When she was 35 she married a boy of 17. and lie lived until a few years ago. She leaves 12 grandchildren and three great frandchlldren. Three vears ago she fell and broke icr hip. The bone never knit, and she said the In jury would hasten her death. David Tllghrmn. David Tilghman, of Duquesne, who was accidentally shot last Tuesday, died Friday even ing. Ills remains were taken to his uncle, u. v. Tilghman. of Sharpsburg, and burled In Green wood Cemetery yesterday. He was 23 years old and was la business at Duquesne. Obituary Notes. Gkxeral 1. D. Nusset died of dropsy at his residence In Washington yesterday afternoon. Bear admiral Richard Charles Matjie, Member of Parliament, Is dead in London, He was a Conservative. Rodxrick II. Aldridqe, one of the oldest and most prominent nailers in Steubenvlllc, died Sun day night at Rochester, Pa., aged 6d. He worked at his trade for 30 years, at one time when wages were 25 a day for skilled men. William B. White, one of the wealthiest hat manufacturers In the United States, died In Dan bur, Conn., Saturday, aged 82. He was Vice President and a director of the Danburv National Bank, and took an active interest in public affairs. THE LIVING DEAD. IWRITTBN FOB THE DI8PATCH.J Bring flowers fresh, oring flowers fair. In garland twined or bright bouquet, And place them on the green beds where The honored heroes sleep to-day-Sleep on for are! Strew flowers white, strew flowers red O'er those who wore the Blue, when Gray Sent shot and shell that filled with dead The noiseless cities where to-day They dwell for aye ! Place flowers sweet, place flowers bright. Nor stint the praise In speech or lay For those who battled In the right For those who live, though dead, to-day Shall live for aye I G. A. M. PirrSBono, May 29, 18W. PATTISON'S VETO POWER. Practically Impossible for the Republicans to Secure Two-Thirds or the Next Legis lature Tho Eockeye Democratic Fac tions Other Political Points. Therk is very little prospect that the coming Legislative elections will affect Gov ernor Pattison's veto privileges to any con siderable extent. Many of the Republican leaders have expressed an ardent wish that they might be able to secure a party major ity of two-thirds in both branches, and not worry about the opinions of the Democratic Executive. As far as the Loner House is concerned such a result is more than prob able. Four years ago the Republicans elected over two-thirds of tho members easily, and tho result in this Presidental year is likely to be similar. But the Senate will provo a stumbling block. Thanks to the Republican dissensions which two years resulted in Democratic suc cess in such strongholds as the Beaver and Crawford districts that party has a de cided advantage in the hold-over Sena tors. The Republicans will elect a good working majority without trouble, but to se cure the two-thirds necessary to pass a Fatti son measure over a veto they would even have to carry rock-ribbed Berks county, good for anywhere from 0,000 to 10,000 Dem ocratic majority. Therefore, unless some political miracle interferes and Governor Pattison is supported by his Dartv friends his vetoes will once moie worry the opposi tion managers. This state of affairs will very possibly again prevent a reapportionment of the Congressional, Legislative aud Judicial dis tricts. It is difficult to see, though, what the Democrats gain by obstructing tho former measure. The Republicans could hardly make any districts more favorable to themselves than the present assortment, while, in addition, they have a practical cer tainty on the two Congressmen at large elected on the general ticket. When the re-' apportionment is finally a fact, if it is based on the actual increase in population, Alle gheny county will have three Congressmen entirely within her borders. But political combinations, or complications, may inter fere with the county getting full justice in the distribution. Second Place Probabiltles. A. well-known Republican, who is a careful observer of national politics, said yesterday: "While there is so much talk for and against Blaine and Harrison, even le3s noiso than usual is being made about the second place on the ticket. I have been looking into the matter a little and have about come to the conclusion that it is nearly certain that Vice President Morton will not be renominated, no matter who gets first place. If Blaine Is named, the convention will go farther West than New York for his running mate, and either Alger, Lincoln or Gresham will be chosen. Morton has ap parently been coquetting with the anti-Harrison people, so thnt even ir the President is renominated his influence is likely to Do thrown in favor of a new candidate for sec ond place, presumably Whltelaw Reia, who is ambitious and is supporting the adminis tration in the present crisis. Of course, if Blaine should prevent the use of his name the old ticket might be named entire in the interest or harmony," But slight as has been the speculation as to candidates for Vice President on the Re publican side, its absence has been even more marked in the ranks of the opposition. The Democratic attention has been entirely absorbed by the bitter contest between Cleveland and Hill. If, as now seems prob able, the former is nominated the second place will, of course, go farther West. Ex Governor Campbell would be a formidable aspirant for the niche, but be declares he has no aspirations in that direction. Both Morrison and Palmer, or Illinois, have been mentioned. The lozic or the situation, though, points to either Gray, of Indiana, or Boles, ot Iowa. Both of these shrewd indi viduals are believed to have announced themselves as candidates for first place with the intention of allowing themselves to be persuaded to take second. Or course, if anv combination is formed strong enough to prevent Cleveland's nomination the slates win an nave to De rearranged. Interest In Legislative Contests. The returns from Saturday's Eepub lican primaries in tho Second Legislative district will be read with interest and some disappointment by politicians throughout the State. Tho fight made by ex-Senator Rutan had attracted a great deal more than local attention. George E. Mapos, Chairman of the Independent Republican Committee of 1890, in conversation In Philadelphia the other day, said: "I would like to sec Rutan again at the State capital, not for any particular politic al reasons, but because he is likely to lend some life to a legislative session. Allegheny county has a few members who take an ac tive and influential part in the work at tho' State House, and the average ability of the members is no doubt high, but considering its number the delegation usually does not make much of a sensation. I have no definite information as to the re snlt of the contest In the Second Allegheny district, but if Rutan comes out on top I look for him to add interest to the proceedings at Harrisburg this winter." A number of others, especially of the old timers, spoke in the same vein, and hence will feel somewhat disappointed at the re turns from the Northside primary contest, which indicate that their hopes lor the com ing session are not likely to be fulfilled. Another legislative struggle upon which the politicians are keeping an eyo Is the effort of ex-Chairman Andrews to once again represent Crawford county at the State capital. The majority against him for the Senate two years ago was about 800, and his opponents claim they will at least give him a close fight this year. Andrews and his friends, though, rely upon the close drawing of party lines in a Presidental year to pievent any considerable disaffection. The Tlnekeye Democratic Factions. The Democratio convention In Ohio does not meet until nearly the middle of June and only a week before the gathering of tne national conclavo at Chicago. Prom present indications the Buckeye meeting is likely to witness a lively contest between the contending factions.one being led by ex Governor Campbell and Allen W. Thurman and the other by John R. McLean, Lawrenco Neal and Congressman Warwick. Senator Brice is in sympathy with the last-named leaders, and has so far avoided making any definite expression and may po9o as a peace maker. Warwick has declared openly for nill nnd strongly opposes Cleveland. Ills regard for Hill is due to the work which the New York Senator did in his district when McKinley was defeated by such a narrow margin two years ago. Neal used to be a Cleveland ad herent, and is probably against him now be cause Campbell Is for him. Neal and Camp bell have constantly got in each other's polit ical nath for heveral years past. All of tho leaders named are ambitious to be delcgatos at large to Chicago. Campbell and Brice are firactically sure winners, but there may be a Ivelv struggle for the other two members of the Buckeye Democratic big four. Quite a number of the district delegates in Ohio have already been chosen, and so far aie almost evenly divided between Cleve land and tho opposition. Ohio Democrats have never adopted the unit rule of recent years, even for such a home candidate as the elder Thurman. The State platform will probably mention Cleveland personally, but without iron-clad Instructions. Views of Silver Men on Blaine. It is' hard to tell what the Republicans and Democrats of Colorado and Nevada pro pose to do when they get to Minneapolis and Chicago. Both parties have instructed their delegates to vote for no candidate for Presi dent who is not favorable to the free coinage of silver. These resolutions are under stood to have been particularly aimed at Harrison and Cleveland respectively, but whom they are meant to favor is a mystery. Blaine is certainly not a free silver advo cate, while Hill has dodged the question with the utmost care. If the Colorado and Nevada delegates obey their instructions literally they will have to hold a convention all by themselves. The Nevada Democrats went to great lengths upon the subject and imitated their South Carolina brethren by refusing to pen a resolution pledging support to the Chicago nominees. As the Democrats havo nothing to lose in Nevada, however, the threats of a bolt In that section will not cause much of a 6en8a tion. Such well-known Republicans as M. M. Esteo and Colonel Trnmbo, who have large mining interests in Nevada and California, In conversation with the writer some months ago in San Francisco, declared that -while the silver Republicans would be luke warm ir not hostile to Harrison they would rally to the Blaine standard no matter what tne position oi tne juaine man upon ine white metal might be. They regarded Blaine's personality as such is to obscure all I minor and side issues. ) L. D. B. I OUR MAIL POUCH. Why Ho Backs n Great Grab. To the Editor of The Dispatch: What is the animus of your opposition to the Nicaragua Canal? Do you not recog nize its paramount importance? Our local Erie ship cinal would be a very valuable adlunct toour transportation facilities, but unfortunately for the enterprise, there is no water to supply a canal of sufficient depth to answer the wants of modern commerce. The area of basin available as a watershed and the average annual rainfall in that area at once demonstrate the impossibility of securing such a waterway. This whole question of a ship canal from Erie to Pitts burg may as well be dropped at once. There is nothing in it. The plan is impracticable and incapable of realization unless you can devise some plan whereby the watershed of the Shenango can De increased. This you know cannot be done. In opposing tho Nicaragua Canal yon array yourself in opposition to the most im portant enterprise of modern times, and to the American people an enterprise most vital In its direct bearing on the question of our supremacy. If we build the canal under tho management and permanent control of the Government of tho United States we shall have by a single stroke converted the Gulf or Mexico into an American lake. Its inlands must fall under the dominion of our flag. This result is inevitaole, and must be apparent to yen. The North Pacific, too, would become Americanized. Our influ ence would be tho dominating force over its entire area, and the Sandwich Islands would fall under our control from sheer force of gravity. Havo you ever thought about the relation the West India and Sandwich Islands sus tain to us? Do you know that we have to own them? This much ought to be apparent to you. Have you a realizing sense of the greatness of the United States? Cannot vou see that onr manifest destiny is thegrandest to which any people were ever called or, perhaps, ever shall be? What wo need is a statesmanship broad enough to grasp in all its force the full significance of the mighty forces now at work througnout the world. The grent powers of Europe are allotting to themselves a scheme they have been en gnged in for hair a century and apportion ing tho entire nrface or the earth not pre viously controlled, claimed or owned Dy tne civilized nations. England is and always has been the arch enoray of the United States. The American name is fraught with evil to her and her aspirations. Her uni versal sovereignty of the seas is threatened by us, and she knows that sooner or later her suzerainty must cease and her glory pale before the groat nnmo of America. We are the greatest factor in the world's history and it is time we knew it. What we want is possessions around the wide earth. Givo us such possessions (and this canal is an important step toward that end) in everv zone nnd cro many years our sails wifl whiten every sea and our commerce dom inate all the marts'of the earth. Wo need nothing so much as a revival or onr foreign commerce, as we are now paying $150,000,000 annuallv for freight carried In foreisrn bot toms. This vast sum keeps the trade bal ance against us, and this balance we have to ettle in gold. J. A. Field. New Castle. May 27. ITALIANS UP TO THE TIMES. Steps Taken to Have Their Country Prop erly Recognized at the Jllg Fair. WASHiNOTOX.MaySO. At the fifth meeting of the Italo-American Board of Promotion of the World's Columbian Exposition, had in this city, yesterday, C F. Z. Caracristi was elected President, and Prof. Francis R. Fava, Jr., Secretary. Resolutions were passed thanking Ministers Fava and Porter for their labor in obtaining the official representation of Italy at the World's Exposition: also, providing for a joint American and Italian celebration of the four hundreth anniversary of the discovery of America by Columbus in Washington; also, requesting tho President to appoint a naturalized Italo-American on the Na tional Board or World's Exposition, and an Italo-American to be one of the orators at the proposed international naval review at Hampton Roads, in honor of the four hun dreth anniversary of the discovery of America. Mr. Caracristi and Prof. Fava presented the board with a bas relief or Columbus In onyx and Jasper to be presented to the President of tho Senate for the Congress of the American people as a token of regard and esteem from tne compatriots of Colum bus living in this country. The new Ex ecutive Committee of the board consists of C. F. Z. Caracristi, Whlneton, D. C: Sal vator Cortez, Rome, Italy; Francis R. Fava, Jr., Wnshington, D. C; A. Stefani. Chicago; Pror. E. Michalangeli. Cav G. Btrsotti and O. C. Marchese, New York City: Mira Zanoni. Memphis, Tenn.; P. Gonnella, P. Dante, and A. Beanchlnl, Richmond, Va.; P. Rallo and E. Desir, Washington, D. C. HE AWOKE IN HIS GBATE. Ghastly Evldenco That a Soldier Was Bur ied Alive in Arizonn. PHOEifrx, Aniz., May 20. A ghastly sight met the eyes yesterday of men removing the remains of a soldier from Fort Lowell to the National cemetery. The evidences were plain that James Deviney, who died there I years ago, was buried alive. The head of the body was found turned over to the left and the right arm lying straight down by the side. The left arm was thrown over the left thigh and the lower limbs were crossing each other. From the appearance and position of tho lower Jaw and parts of the face which were yet intact, it is clear that animation returned after burial, and that he subsequently died in great agony. Deviney's supposed death was caused by a kick from a mule. BLAINE'S TIDAL WAYE. If Blaine keeps his mouth shut nine days longer Harrison will be surely dumped. St. Louis Republic (m.). The Blaine boom goes right on Jnst the same, whether the enemies of it desire or not. Toledo Blade (Rep.). Hescefobth the wise man will class the Blaine boom among -the real properties. Philadelphia Inquirer (Rep.) Mr. Blaise's boom is the most boomfnl that bas ever cast a gloom over the original Harrison man. Zouirvilte QourierTournat (Dem.). Blaise's eyes are a little weak from over work, but he can see his title clear to the Presidency, nevertheless, if he wants it St. Louis Globe-Democrat (Rep.). Blaise will be the next President of the United States. This is subject to the re vision of tho Minneapolis Convention which, however, will duly record the fact stated herein Springfield News (Rep.). The people want Blaine. There is no mis taking this fact. Go East, go West, and as yon go ask the men you meet whom tbey prefer for the Presidency, and if tbey are Republicans they will, nine out of every ten, say that they want Blaine. What the peo ple want they should have. Cleveland World (Rep.). TnE robust Blaine schism in the Repub lican party U viewed with radiant encour agement by the keepers of hotels and board ing houses in Minneapolis, whose only fear now is that tho Plumed Knight may be nominated on the first ballot, and thus cut short the proceedings. Kansas ,CUv Star (Dem.). TninE is no disputing tho fact that James G. Blaine stands first in tho hearts of tho Republican masses of the United States. Since he was first considered available Pres idental timber there has never been a tlmo when he was stronger politically or opposed by so few tactions as at present. Los Angeles Times (Rep.). There is the best of reasons for believing that Mr. Blaine's health is fully restored, and that he is in his vigorous prime, even more robust than any one of tho other can didates of either party named so far. And even if be were not he is quite well enough to be elected President, no matter who is nominated against him. iV. Y. Advertiser (Ind.). He Gave His Wife a Coffln. Beloit, Wis., May 29. Mrs. Deacon A. J. Cowles has died in the 87th year or her age. Her husband is an eccentric man, and one of his peculiar ideas was making a coffln for himself. He also presented nls wife one oa her last birthday. Prophets Prepared for Any Emergency. Chicago News. The individual who "told yon so" has by this time arranged his prophecies and Is prepared for any emergency that Minne apolis may bring about. IlayBesult Disastrously To-SIorroir. St. Louis Globe-Democrat. The 31st of May in New York may knock out 22d of February In tha Presidental boom - starting line. CURIOUS CONDENSATIONS. A historic collection of railroad tickets will be one of the exhibits at the World's Fair. In Charleston the other day a woman testified in court that she was the mother of 20 children. The locomotive engine was known, it is said, in China at the beginning of the eight eenth century. "The butcher plant," one of the car nivorons vegetables, is lound only in the near vicinity or Wilmington. N. C. A popular drink called gin-sling takes its name from John Collins, formerly a cele brated waiter in Limmer's old honse. Japan has 700 earthquake observing sta tions, and the records of the 500 shocks that annually visit that country are accurately J1UICU. Cotton is now grown in Turkestan and the Russian provinces of Central Asia, tha quantitr prodnced being 31.630.000 pounds, or .say 0,000 bales, in 1S83, and KLKO.OOO pounds inl8S9. No one knows when whisky was first made, but, according to Mr. Ash'ton, it was hardly known until the tlmo of the Pre tender, being a drink strictly of the High- landers. Andover, O., has quite a natural curjf osity in the way of a boy, 12 years old, wbtS is abont two feet and a hair tall, who can'klck nls own hat off and can stand on one foot and tickle his ear with the other. While three woodcutters were sitting on a bench in their lodging house near Everetts, Va.t last Sttnrday, singing "The Old Ship of ZIon," the house was struck by lightning and all three were killed. This globe has had GG,627,842,237,075,2G3 human inhabitants since the beginning of time. To even bury this vast number tha whole landed surface of the globe, every inch of It, wonld have to be dug over 120 times! Millions of Colorado beetles were washed np on tho shore of Sea Isle City, N. '., the other day, and the residents are at a loss to explain the remarkable occurrence or form any idea as to where they cams irom. The gray rat came to 'Europe from India by way of Russia, nnd is nowpopularly known as the Norway rat, from a mistaken tradition that it came from Norway to Eng land and from the latter country to America. The rate of progression of a storm is often SO miles an hour, and a series has often been traced in a direct lino from north to south si distance of 400 miles. The average altitude of thunder storms has been found to be not over 3,000 feet abovo the surface of the earth. One of the worst "calamity howlers" that has appeared lately 19 Howling Bear, an Indian who proclaims that within two years a great famine will spread over the entire country, and that there will De neither corn, wheat nor gras. and that all animals will die of starvation. The orohippns, the ancestor of the noble horse of to-day, is first known to havo existed in the eocene period of geological epochs. Somo of the species were as small is the common silver fox of to-lay, and all had 16 hoofs, four on each foot, Just like tha cow brutes of the present age. Ouvriere states that 80 per cent among the cutters of silex. 70 per cent among needle sharpeners, 65 per cent among file cntters. 5 per cent among lithographers, 48 per cent among grindstone cutters. 7 per cent among cement workers, and 5 per cent among tinfoil workers die of phthisis. One of the worst "calamity howlers" that has appeared lately is Howling Bear,an Indian who can give points even to Tottrn. He proclaims that within two years a great lamine win spread over tne wnoie country; that there will be neither corn, wheat nor grass, and that all the animals will die of starvation. Following Pasteur's advice, it is said, the Greek Government called in the aid of the well-known German bacteriologist. Prof. Loeffler, of Greifswald, who has put an end to the mice plague by causing fatal epidemic among the mice. This Is a triumph of bac teriology practical enough to suit the most unscientific taste. London has found that suppliers and consumers do not understand what is meant when speaking of lighting gas, per 1,000 cubio feet, or per 1,000, so in future it Is pro posed to speak and write per Murdoch in stead. Water supplied by meter is for simi lar reasons to be sold at so mnch perMyd delton. Milk per quart, says the Jocosa Engineer, is to be sold under the old name. M. Napias pointed out that the attituda of tho body during work has a great Influ ence on health. The sitting position con gests the digestive organs; the bent posi tion (like that of bootmakers) leads to car diac affections. The standing position Imposed on shopgirls and women was pro dnctlve of much suffering and disease, and should be forbidden those who serve in them. It is customary in the town of Quito when a visitor takes off his hat npon enter ing a room to beg him to put it on again, and in the absence of permission leave is gen erallv requested. This, it is said, arises from' apprehension that cold will be taken by remaining uncovered. The same persons npon going out of doors take off their hats to flashes of lightning, no matter whether rain is falling. The Provident Surgical Society, of London, distributed last year 6,223 artificial arms, legs, teeth and noses. One of tha noses was brought back to be exchanged. It was a pronounced Roman nose that had caused the young woman, to whose face It had been attached, to be unmercifully chafled. She was given in place or it a pretty little nez retrousse, which secured her an offer or marriage. Every man brewed his beer up to tha seventeenth century. It was in the reign of Elizabeth that public brewine had bogun at Burton, which is now the metroplis of En- f;!ish bear, and which owes its pre-emlnenco n this respect to the quality of its water. The city, singular to relate, "still maintains the importance of beer as a beverage by keeping an alo Conner, whoso duty is to taste ales and see that the price charged is not excessive." Itats are natives of Asia and their raids westward belong to comparative modern times. From the fact that it is not men tioned by any ot the early Europeans, it is surmised that it was unknown west of tha Ganges in ancient times. The black rat first came from Asia to Enrope in the sixteenth century along with tho plazue and was first known as the "Gravevard Specter," be cause he preyed on the flesh of those who died during that awful visitation. IDYLLIC HUMOBESQUE3. Cholly Pahdon me! Harwy Don't mention It. m desh bhoy. Cholly Ew. pahdon me foh begging yonr ph don. Puck. When the parson made mention of the bona of contontlon. Deacon Jones looked at Smith then and Both faces wore A mysterious imlle. for the deacom were thinking Of the bones they had fought for the evening be fore. -Yew Tork Herald, Jlicroscopist "Did you ever look at a I, 000 bill through a microscope?" Impecunious frlend-"No; always used a tele scope?" Chicago Hems. "I beg you to desist, sir. I shall permit no man to kiss me until I am engaged to htm." "But you are engaged to me." "Engaged to you?" 'Yes, forthenext dance." Kev TorkPrtSI, It used to be the proper thing For every girl to make An effort to learn how to sew. And likewise how to bako. The dainty ballroom fan unto The needle made its bow. And aprons took the place of arms They do not do it now. Cloak Review. ,:Do you really care for HarryV asked tha postmaster of his daughter. "Yes. papa." replied the maiden, softly. "Harry belongs to the first class males. Detroit Free Press. "Your practice will kill yon," said tho doctor to the young woman suffering from too mnch piano playing. That's all right," she responded spitefully, "yours kills other people." Uariford Courant. An old and crusty bachelor am I, Worldly and bald, and Just turned forty-three; And yet I quake with terror when I think Of the leap year summer maiden by the sea. Colorado Sun. Bingo Twenty years ago I was married at high noon In a dress suit. Klngley-Well, things are different now. Bingo Not much. I sUll have the same suit. Pomona Timss. f l i lmkmmmk