S25iaKggaaiBgKoaw ? - i7iK?v 'vf -- TTTR pfrSBTTEG DISPATCH, FRIDAY, ' MAT 27. 1892. Uje B$afrlj. ESTABLISHED s FEBRUARY 8, 1S46 Vol. 47. No. 110 -Entered at Pittsburg Fostofflce November, 1SST, as second-class matter. Business Office Corner Smithfield and Diamond Streets. News Rooms and Publishing House 78 and 80 Diamond Street, in New Dispatch Building. EASTERN ABVEimSIXG OFFICE. ROOM TR. TRinTJXEBtlll.niNtJ. NEW YORK, where com plete flies or THE DISPATCH can alwavs be round. Foreign advertisers appreciate the convenience. Home advertisers and friends of THE DISPATCH, while In New York, are also made welcome. THEDISPATCHis reaularttontnleat Prentana': 11 Cnlon Square, Jtew Jorlr, and 17 Are deVOpna. rarit. France, ichrre anyone icho ha been disap pointed at a hotel news stand can obtain it. TEHMS OF THE DISPATCH. POSTAGE THEE 1H THE UXITED STATES. T)AILT Dispatch. One Year I 8 00 Daily Disr-ATCii, Per Quarter 2 00 Daily Dispatch, One Month TO Daily Dispatch, Including Sunaav. 1 year.. 10 00 Daily Dispatch, Including Sunday, 3m'ths, 2 50 Daily Dispatch. Including Sunday, 1 m'th.. HO Suicday Dispatch. One Year 1 50 Weekly Dispatch. One Year 1 IS The Daily Dispatch Is delivered by carriers at 35 cmu per week, or. Including Sunday Edition, at 10 cents per week. PITTSBURG. FRIDAY, MAY 27. 1STC. TWELVE PAGES FOK PITTSBURG'S FUTURE. We take it as one of the chief signifi cances of the banquet of the Chamber of Commerce this eveninc that it is the in ception of organized and united effort for the realization of the great possibilities for Pittsburg in the future. The recognition and approval of the good work which the Chamber has done in the past is one of the immediate purposes of the occasion; but in using that function to give the Chamber a more liberal support, and to in crease both its abilities and activity, the way is opened to the orcanization and di rection of the effort which will bring into concrete reality the largest development of the new Pittsburg. Nothing but harmonious organization and intelligent direction is needed to make the future growth of Pittsburg more phe nomenal than its brilliant record for the past decade. Our geographical position is unsurpassed; our industrial capacities are unlimited; our capital is ample to secure the greatest results; and our energies are demonstrated in what has been accomplished. The need for the future is that these forces shall be so orianizedto bring them to bear harmoniously for the accomplishment of whatever work will facilitate the develop ment or redound to the Industrial glory of the whole community. Western cities without a quarter of the natural advan tages of Pittsburg have accomplished a larger percentage of growth by the united efforts of the population in aid of every project to increase theirimportance. The same organized and united effort to in crease the facilities of this community In trade, industry and commerce, to add to its attractions or to spread abroad its reputation, will yield results beside which the growth of the past will be shown to be merely an inception. A pertinent example is not far to seek. The project of a ship canal from this city to the lakes has been shown to be entirely practicable and to be full to overflowing with material benefits to 'Western Penn sylvania. It means an addition of 50 cents to the value of every ton of coal prooiced in this district; and a cheapening of $1 50 per ton on our product of finished iron and steel. These factors simply mean an increase of wealth and population almost beyond the power of human conception. Yet the only reason why the ship canal project lags is the lack of organized public effort If the capital and energy of the entire community were brought to bear for urging forward this project, work would be commenced in a twelvemonth and ves sels from Lake Erie would be discharging ore and taking coal at Pittsburg by 1895. The Chamber of Commerce is the proper organization to bring together and direct the great forces of this city for securing such results. We take it that the speeches at the banquet to-night will set before the public what can be done by such an ade quate support of the Chamber as will enable it to urge forward either a ship canal, a new railway line, the expansion of a manufacturing interest, the develop ment of a new fuel supply, or whatever else will enhance the growth and pros 'perity of the community. With the im mense gain that can be obtained by in creasing the power of the Chamber in these directions, fully displayed by the orators of the occasion, the hearty and even profuse support of the entire com munity for all such efforts is a foregone conclusion. ASKING FOR MORE. Superintendent Humphreys, of the Fire Department, has issued his first report So numerous have been his opportunities that his short tenure of office has enabled him to see that the department is in need of additions in several directions. Like Oli ver Twist, he is asking for more, and his audacity is likely to be looked askance at, as it was in the case of Oliver. He wants five new first-class engines, more men, more alarm boxes more hydrants, an aerial ladder, and a new supply of hose. Two new engines were provided for in this year's appropriations. A third may bo obtained from the sum set apart for a water tower, which he thinks would be poor policy to buy. His main reason for deciding against the water tower, apart from other objections to it, is that it would need more engines to work it properly than the department has at its disposal. The aerial ladder is a use ful invention and may be squeezed in along with the third engine from the money appropriated for the department in February. Two thousand feet of new hose is of fered by the Eur?ka Company free of cost, and as the Chief recommends their make of 2-inch hose, it should be ac cepted. The outworn three-inch hose ap pears to have been made to order as an ex periment, and since it proved a failure the company appears to desire to deal fairly by the city in offering to replace it for nothing. That the city's equipment for dealing with fires is palpably inadequate there are few to dispute. But Chief Engineer Humphreys will have ample time to show between now 8nd next February that he is making the most of the material he has. In this way only can he secure the public confidence, which is a necessary prelimi nary to an increase in expenditure. If the Superintendent handle the apparatus and men now under his control in a thor oughly business-like manner, his recom mendations will carry with them sufficient weight to achieve the improvement which ho desires. Let the new engines provided for and all new material be subjected to a thor ough workman-like test, and let him see to it that guarantees are demanded and secured on all articles purchased before accepting them. If all these things be ac complished, the city will be getting a good return for its money in the meantime, and will be ready to provide for the additions in the next year's appropriations. A CRISIS FOR GLRVELAND. The long-heralded May convention of New York Democrats meets at Syracuse next Tuesday, and it is barely possible that it may prove an elephant on the hands of its promoters. Grover Cleve land has secured such a long lead among the delegates outside of New York that his nomination is fairly assured pro vided there is any evidence of a reasonable amount of harmony in the Empire State after the dispute is settled. If the Syra cuse Convention sends a contesting dele gation to Chicago, the prospects for even a surface peace will be darker than ever. On the other hand, if the Syracuse Con vention does nothing, the country will want to know what it was called tocether for, and it may puzzle its originators to answer the question satisfactorily. The men behind the May convention movement have a reputation for shrewd ness, and they may be able to avoid both extremes and prevent a daneerous recoil upon the Cleveland forces. But they have a very delicate task before them. The snap February convention, which Hill relied upon to completely shut Cleveland out of the field, proved to be the spark which animated the ex-President's boom and excited his friends to strenuous and successful endeavors. It would be a curious feature of the, political kaleido scope if the May convention called by Cleveland's followers should put a damper upon his now promising prospects. TOCTH AND PROTECTION. American universities are growing in Importance year by year. Larger numbers of ouryouth pass through their curriculum now than formerly, and the number is slowly but surely increasing. The import ant influence of opinions formed during the period of life at which men have their maximum amount of receptivity, and are just settling into the convictions which for the most part remain with them to the grave, cannot be overestimated. The future of America depends on the youth of America, and their expressions of opinion are therefore of great value as in dicating the trend of future events. Viewed from this standpoint, the re markable, change of political faith which has transpired in the four last graduating classes of Yale is extremely interesting, and augurs well for the growth and great ness of America's home industries. The class of 1889 contained 65 free traders and only 43 protectionists. The class of 1892 has but 42 free traders, as com pared to 83 protectionists. The difference is no doubt due to the Intelligent observa tion of the advantages which the country has gained by encouraging home prod ucts and strengthening our industrial in dependence. May the same intelligence always be the rule with the men who hold the future of this country in their hands. Then will our growth in years to come surpass all that has been accom plished in the past, and we shall stand forth triumphant, unrivaled and Incom parable. A PERSISTENT ERROK. The renewal of the Mississippi floods draws attention to the fact that the levee system confines the stream and thus makes the channel insufficient to carry off a flood. The New York Sun pertinently compares the case to a basin which is filled to overflowing by an influx of water that cannot be stopped. Is it the common sense policy to build around the edge of the basin a little dam of putty, or to open the outlet? To this the Washington Post replies with the familiar assertion that the river "is a running stream which dis charges rapidly or slowly in proportioivto the velocity of the current, and this velocity can be increased by confining the channel or checked by permitting it to ex pand." This idea of increasing the velocity of discharge by confining the channel as ap plied to the disposition of floods is one of the most persistent Stupidities of the day. It has reappeared in this city, where it has actually endangered two cities by narrow ing a channel already insufficient to carry off floods. It is wholly due to an inability to distinguish between cause and effect The discharge is accelerated at the outlet when the channel is narrowed, only because its in sufficiency dams up the water behind and increases the pressure. So far as floods are concerned the narrowing of a channel is an aggravation and not a remedy. The confusion of Jdeas is probably due, as appears in'the Post's article, to mixing up the use of the jetty system at ordinary stages with the question of floods. When a river like the Mississippi is confined to its ordinary channel the jetty system is use ful, as the Post says, in scouring out the sediment and keeping the channel straight But the function has no real relation to the question of the disposition of the water when the volume has increased to many times the capacity of the ordinary channel. In the latter case the only remedy is to multiply the outlets and to permit, the overflow to pass off as speedily as pos sible. With regard to the pending issue it is beyond dispute that the only effect of re stricting the outlet in a flood stage is to dam up the water and aggravate the flood. THE RECORD OF A JEST. The immortality of a good, old Joke, with adaptability to current events, is one of the. social characteristics that at times impresses the observer with something akin to awe. It is brought to notice by a discussion concerning that always ap plicable story about the boy offering some puppies for sale to one man with the representation that they are of the party or creed which the purchaser affects; and a day or two later, when the purchaser finds the same boy trying to sell puppies from the same litter under the representation that they belong to the opposite party or creed, arid challenging him with the first representation, the boy responds: "Yes, but they've got their eyes open now 1" The joke is of such standing and can be made to fit any existing controyersy with such ease that its full title' to the respect commanded by ago should be recognized. The Buffalo Courier, noticing its appear ance in a cotemporary with a theological application, says: "When we first made its acquaintance, just after the war, it had a political rather than a theological bearing, and it was a kitten instead of a puppy incident Of late years, however, we have noticed a tendency to apply it to theology. The last time it went the rounds Bishop Brooks was its victim, but it still dealt ,wlth kittens. Its ultimate development will be -watched with much interest and cnrioslty." This carries its history back for a re spectable length of time. But the fact Is that at the period named it had attained at least a ripe maturity. In the previous decade the subject matter was puppies, and we regard that form of the tale as the best sanctioned by time and author ity In the "Editor's Drawer" of Harper' Magazine during or immediately before the Buchanan-Fremont campaign of 1856 it appeared In the puppy form, and we regard that as the authorized version. We are not aware of any earlier publica tion of this respectable and time-resisting joke; but there is a lurking suspicion that it did service in the contests between the Guelphs and Ghibelllnes As cats were very important animals in the time of the Pharaohs it may have originally been told with regard to kittens. FOR EDUCATIVE PURPOSES. Several Representatives in Congress are known to be acting and voting against their convictions In advocating the total closing of the World's Fair on Sundays. They lack the courage to support what they believe to be right, because they fear that by so doing they might lose a few votes when seeking re-election. There is a great deal of nonsense and untruth in tho discussion of the matter up and down the country. The rational idea is neither that the Fair should be opeg under the same conditions on Sundays as the other days of the week, .nor that its doors should be absolutely closed. Such an opportunity for education through the powers of observation as will be provided at Chicago has never been offered before. To make it valueless on one day in every seven would be prodigal wastefulness. There are thousands whose only chance to see anything whatever of the great collection of works of art and industry is on Sunday. There are other thousands whose visits will be all too short in any case, and to whom a loss of one day at the Exposition would mean a great deal. The Fair should be thrown open on Sundays, not as a money-making concern, but as a vast object lesson. With this provision it should be understood that all employes of the Exposition and of the lines of transportation whose business is dependent on it should have a seventh of their time for rest and recreation. With these restrictions there can be no rational objection whatever against such a use of the treasures on Sunday. From the number of Presidental booms to be launched "In a day or two," a number of collisions and shipwrecks mav be ex pected on the political sea in the near future. Gladstone has on several occasions shown iv remarkable facility for escaping unscathed from carriage accidents. The fact that Salisbury's carriage was upset yes terday and the Premier helped ont through the window unhurt, is cvidonco that the Tory leader intends to compete with the people's William in every particular. To speak metaphorically, it would appear that some of tho gentlemen interested in McKeesport's water department are in need of a washing. A man who proposes to use soft coal without smoke consumers close to the con servatory site in Schenley Park, unless tho use of consumers is prohibited by law, is about to institute a public nuisance. More over, lie is possessed of leas than tho average Pittsburgei's public spirit, and that is saying a great deal. Senator Stanford is wonderfully gen erous in his praise of Harrison, now that he finds that his own little boom was still-born. Of course New Orleans is indignant that one of its citizens should be found with har dihood enough to Introduce a bill to lepeal the act granting charters for prize rights in that olty,'' As an attraction for visitors the prize rifts is unrivaled, and that is tho mat ter of most supremo importance. DB.-C-. H. Pakkhtjrst. is to take a vaca tion, so the oven tenor of Tammany's way will be undisturbed for a season. 'Besides wearing the neckties purchased for him by his fiance, it is a devoted lover's duty to indulge the fair one with a blind and uncritical admiration of all that is Iters, from her face and figure, bonnet and gown, to her friends and pet animals. Having chosen the site and let the con tract for tlio'Phipps conservatory, the next thing to do is to build It. A coTEMPdBAKY asserts that a politi cal leader in Allegheny states that Ills men have secured twenty-live out of twenty-four delegates. At this rate he ought to have things pretty much his own way. TnERE is altogether too much water in the weather prevalent just now. It is high time to dry up. There is ample room for any superfluous drummers there may be in this country to go abroad and boom our industries under the governments with which wo have made reciprocity treaties. Our batteries were idle yesterday, as the weather pi evented batting at Washington. Blaine's eyes are all right, except that they are a little weak as the result of over work, says Dr. Noyes. Everyone knows that the same remarks apply with equal truth to .Blaine as a whole. Yesterday's downpours were suggestive of anything but Ascension Day. Austria-Hungary is the last recruit to fall in line with a treaty of reciprocity. It will soon be easier to enumerate the coun tries which do not reciprocate with us than those which do. Bear-trainer Melville says that he only asks for bam justice. Four more men were fatally injured by smoking cigarettes the other day. But in their case tho contiguity of a gunpowaer chest was an additional factor in the de struction. Kentucky Democrats love Henry more, not Grover less. Stark county's new workhouse is to be a near neighbor to tne lair grounds in Ohio. Care will be necessary to in sure the arrival of visitors to either at the destination de sired. Tho Vanderbilt Funeral To-Day. New Yobk, May 26. Specia'. Mr. John Hone will have charge of the funeral of William II. Vanderbilt, at St. Batholomew'.s Episcopal Church, at 10 o'clock to-morrow morning. The Yale students, of whom 100 ure expected to arrive at the Grand Central station at 9:10 o'clock, in two special cars, will occupy seats specially reserved for them. The interment, at the Vanderbilt mausoleum, at New Dorp, S. I., will be in the afternoon, and only the immediate members of tho family will bo present. Austria-Hungary Now in Line. Washington, May 26. The 8tate Depart ment having been officially informed of tho conclusion of a treaty of commercial re ciprocity between Austria-Hungary and tin United States under the piovlslonsof the McKlnloy act, the President this after noon proclaimed tho details of the arrange ment, which is similar to -that entered into with Geruiany. It takes effect at once. Blaine's Mascot. New York Evening World. 3 The Damrosch baby may be Blaine's mas cot for the coming campaign. Not Worth a Contest. New York Recorder. ' Has Mr. Hill made his political will? Time Is tap. NEARLY ALL CHOSEN NOW.' Only 800 Delegates to the Demoeratlc Con vention Yet to Bo Selected Hopes and Fears ot the Cleveland Adherents In teresting Congressional Contests. Nearly 100 additional delegates to the Democratic National Convention have been chosen since The Dispatch reviewed the situation a week ago. The two most im portant State gatherings held were in New Jersey and Kentucky, though the results were decidedly of a different character. To politicians the issuo in the Eastern Com monwealth was nioro of a surprise than in the Blue Grass State. In .New Jersey the Hill hustlers hud put forth more decided efforts than in any other section, with the exceptions of New York and Georgia. Gov ernor Abbett, who has been all-powerful with the Democracy or the Mosquito State, was an open opponent .of Cleveland, ho had some ambitions himself, but of the two New York candidates, decidedly preferred Hill, and made a political tour in his company last summer. But the efforts of the politicians nnd the machine proved as useless as in Georgia. The 20 delegates from New Jersey are in structed to vote for Cleveland as long as his name is before the contention, which is the strongest instruction yet given any Stato delegation. The ex-President's friends re gard these accessions from such States as New Jersey and Georgia as particularly im portant, as an answer to the claim that ho is only supported by the delegates from the hopelessly Republican communities, and Is without followers in the Democratic and doubtful States. Where Cleveland Did Not Get All. But the ex-President was not allowed to have it all his own way. Wattorson suc ceeded after a hard flght In preventing any instructions being given by the Kentucky Convention, and the vote of that State will probably be scattered ou tho flrst ballot at Chicago. Cleveland's friends, though, claim that at least half of the delegates are friend ly to him, and expect to do even better. Hill got a State, too, the only one that is solidly for him beside New York, Colorado is unfriendly to Cleveland because of his attitude on the iree coinage question, and the delegates aie all claimod for the New York Senator. To offset this Western declaration comes the Pacific Coast Commonwealth of Wash ington, which is practically unanimous for Cleveland. Idaho also selected delegates Wednesday, but, as there was nothing in the convention proceedings to indicate their preferences, they must he placed on the doubtful list. It is conceded that the Ten nessee convention, now in session, will in struct its delegate? to vote solidly for Cleve land, ns tho campaign tin oughout the Stato has boen conducted openlv on that issuo. South Dakota's representatives are claimed to favor Cleveland, though there is a lack of positive information on the subject. Maintaining 11 U Previous Load. On the whole, Cleveland gets at least 60 of tho odd 100 delegates elected during the current week, still keoping up that piopor tion of just a little short of the all-necessary twc-thlids. Counting the 13 votes of Illinois for Senator Palmer on the first ballot a care ful estimate hows that Cleveland has 128 out of the C76 delegates already chosen. Hill has 108 in sight, while Boles has not vet added nnv strength to his Iowa delegation o: 26. This leaves C6 votos on the doubtful and scattering list. This list includes the half of the Kentucky delegation, which is likely to vote for Carlisle at flrst, and that portion of Indiana's lepresentation which may not consider the indorsement of Cleve land by the State Convention as binding, and will possibly support ox-Governor Gray. Cleveland, then, is appaiently only 22 short of two-thirds of the delegates already elected, which Is a slight gain over his pro portion of a week ago. In fact, if tho Illi nois delegation should decide to vote for Grover on the flrst call, as is claimed by his most ardent friends, it would make easy sailing for the ex-President. Something over 200 delegates are still to be chosen. In Ohio a numborof the districts have chosen their representatives, and the outlook is for a very mixed situation. Camp bell is still confident that a majority will be secured for the ex-President. Careful ob servers, though, do not give him over one half of the delegation. A bitter fight is in pi ogress in Texas, with the result in consid erable doubt. Arkansas Is believed to be practically certain for Cleveland. There will be two contesting delegations frdm Louisiana from present appearances, but the trouble Is caused by local issues and the position of the respective contingents has not been developed on tho Presidental Issue. Hill is still making a flgnt'in Mississippi and Alabama, and is hoping for the assistance of the Alliance. In the North, Maine and one or two of the Western States have still to be heard from. Doubt as to Gorman's Position. The Maryland State Convention will be awaited witli interest, as it is expected to indicate the attitudo of Senator Gorman, who is believed to have aspirations to pose as a compromise candidate. Cleveland's fiiends have been making a fight in some sections of the State, but the outlook is that the delegation will be nnlnstructcd and In hands of Gorman to uso about as he pleases. If Cleveland gots in the neighborhood of halt tne tieiegates yet to uecnosen, as seems probable, his strength on the flrst ballot will be lust as estimated six weeks ago about 525 votes. Providing Illinois swings into Hue, its 45 delegates will furnish con siderably more than half of tho additional number necessary to reacii tho two-thirds and the nomination. The ex-President's fiiends depend upon a stampede, while his enemies hope to hold 300 or moro delegates firm until a break Is made in some other di rection. Many, even ot Cleveland's friends, regard the coming May convention in New York as the most threatening cloud at the presont time. They say that while it may prove a source of strength it is just as likely to do something that will nniavornbry;affect the delogatcs from other States. Tor this reason next weecs gathering s regaraoa as a pnst siblo. crisis, and the outcomo will be awaited with'lntorest. A Lively Congressional Campaign. Although the Buckeye Democrats have not as yet nominated a candidate lor Con gress In the old McKlnloy district, they have nlready commenced a most active and some what peculiar campaign upon Morgan, the Republican nominee. Somo Democratic organs charged that Morgan evaded army service, but when it was shown that ho was still living In Wales at tne time nnd was minus a leg, and therefore incapacitated, this story foil rather flat. Some of tho yarns told, though, are of a humorous nature. There is a Welsh Church at Alliance which is largely sustalnod by Mr. Morgan. But long ago, so the story goes, the congregation was discussing tho pnrchase of a candela brum. Tho argument was ns to tho expedi ency of expend ing either $35 or $50. "I believe in the best," finally said Mr. Morgan, "and would favor the purchase of a $50 candelabrum, but I do not believe there is anybody in the congregation who knows'how to play on it." Another Democratic yarn is to the effect that when Mr. Morgan presided over a meet ing addressed by Malor MoKinlcy last tall ho introduced the eminent speakor in the following language: "Ladies and gentle men, I now have the honor and pleasure of presenting a man whose name is a a by word throughout the United States." Barter Will Try It Again. Another Ohio district, which, while naturally Republican, will be tho scene of a lively contest, is that now represented by Congressman M. D. Barter, whose decided stand had so much to do with tho end of the silver craze in the House of Representa tives. Though this is Senator Sherman's home district tho Republicans have nom inated a Fornker adherent alter a warm struggle. Hartcr will bo named again by ac clamation when tho Democratic lonvention meets next week, an J will make an effort to at least decrease the majority against him. Then, too, Tom Johnson, tho free trade, single tax representative who origins ted the scheme to get Honrv George's book into the Congressional Record will make a desperate effort to return to Washington from gerrymandered ( uyahoga countv. The district has about 2 000 more Republicans than Democrats, but Mr. Johnson is person ally very popular nnd notwithstanding his Ideas is veiy comfortably prepared lor a campaign in a financial sense L. D. IS. FK0M NORWAY TO CHICAGO. The Very First Scandinavian Yeuol to Un load at u Lnko Port. Chicago, May 26. The Wergeland, tho flrst steamship to mako a trip fiom Norway to Chicago, arrived to-0ay, and hundreds of cnthnsiastio Scandinavians wont out on three excursion boats to meet herwith a brass band. Tugs nnd yaclits were aUo pressed into service, and an imposing pro cession was formed, to the delight of several thousands of people who gathered on tho dooks. Tne Wergeland brought a cargo of fish nnd cod liver oil, nnd will cany provision' back to Norway. Part has to be lighted in the ireou water cauai on tuu siae. . PEFFEB'S BIO X0AN SCHEME. Ha Would Bare Uncle Sam Be an Uncle In Fact as In Name. Washihotox, May 26 Senator Peffer to dayjntroduced a bill to "Increase the cur. rency and provide for its circulation; to re duce the rates of interest and to establish a buieau of loans;" and it was laid on tho table for tho present, Mr. Potior expressing his intention to address tho Senate on tho subject. It provides for a bureau of loans within the Treasury Department. to be con ducted by three commissioners witfh salaries of $5,000 each. This bureau is to establish, loan agencies, one of which is to bent the capital of every State ana Ten itory. These local agoncies are to lend money to tho people, Jnst ns such business Is now done by "responsible and well-regulated real estate and loan agencies." The loans are to be for not leas than ono year, nor for longer than (the number of years left blank.) No loan Is to he for less than $100 or more than $2,500, to or for any ono person or family: and no loan is tobe granted unless It bo to procure or to Bavo a home. The funds required to carry out the act are to be provided by the issue of Treasury notes, equal in amount to a dollar anil a nan for every dollar's worth of gold and silver coin and bullion belonging to the United States. The bill prohibits the banks or cor porations from demanding orreccivingmore than 5 per cent interest, or t per cent where the loan extends over a year. FAME'S PAY0RITES. CONGRESSMAN McKEIOHAN, of Ne braska, is said to rank as 1110 ugliest man in Congress. Orrin Clemens, Mark Twain's elder brother, is noted among his townsmen of Keokuk, la., for his wit and humor. It is said that Eev. Dr. Conwell, of Phila delphia, had a law practice yielding a rev enue of $20,000 a year befoie he entered the ministry. Colonel E. A. Crawford, who died at Atlanta a few days ago, was buried in his Confederate uniform, a faded old suit with bullet hole3 in it. The Pope has been indisposed the past few days owing to the sudden hot spell, and has been advised to suspend all official work for the present. The Duke of Portland is carrying out his promiso to devote his turf winnings to charitable purposes. He has already dis tributed over $300,000 of such winnings. Charles H. McGowan, official reporter of tho Ninth Judicial Circuit of Michigan, is said to have attained the phenomenal speed of 200 words a minute on the typewriter. Charles Boswell, chief clerk to Gov ernor McKinley, will be wedded in Canton, O., next Wednesday to Miss Mina Danner, daughter of Mr. and Mrs. John Danner. General Lonostreet will attend the G. A. R. reunion at Weiiv, N. II., this sum mer. The boys will take good care of their old confederate foe, and show him a few of the beauties of the Granite, State. Senator Peffer's son is the editor and publisher of a humorous paper called fhrm Fun, and has to keep a watchful eye over his exchange editor for fear that something might be scissored and slip In which Peffer pere would consider more personal than Jocnlnr. "William "Walter Phelps, the Amer ican Minister at Berlin, who has been for 20 years one of the alumni representatives in the Yale corporation, not long ago declined to be a candidate for re-election. He was re quested to reconsider his decision, but his long term of service and absence from the country have prompted him to decline. W0BKING HABD 0VJ3B-TIME. The Wor.'d'i Fair Committee Having Its Bands Full Jnst at Prrsent. Wasukiotox, May 26. The World's Fair Committee of the House has taken favorable action on the Senate resolution extending an invitation to the Presidents of American Republics to participate in the World's Col umbian Exposition; the Senate resolution extending an invitation to the King and Queen of Spain and to tho decendants of Col umbus to parttcipato in the Exposition; House resolutions authorizing the Secretary of tho Smithsonian Institution to prepare an exhibit of articles under his charge; author izing tho Secretary of the Interior to make an exhibit-of models and drawings from tho Patent Office. Tho committee also agreed on a resolution authorizing the Fresidont to issuo a proclamation recommending to the people a duo observance of the four hun dredth anniversary of the discovery of America, especially by appropriate exer cises in the schools. Chairman Durbarrow will to-morrow aslc the House for unanimous consent to allow the committee to sit daring the sessions of tho House, to consider tho bill providing for Gove 1 nment aid to tho Fair. The House now meets daily at 11 o'clock, and this gives the committee very little timo to do any work in tho morning. HIS MABK0W WAS FB08TED. A New Castle Man Dies or a Disease That Puzzles AH Hli Doctors. New Castix," May 20. Special. Isaac Speer died at his home in this city yester day morning, aged 73 years. The deceased moved hero about six months ago from Wil mington township, Mercer county, and was in a peculiar physical condition. Some six years ago he drovo 20 miles on a very cold dav, and was almost frozen to death. He was taken sick with a disease that has puz zled all physicians who have attended him. The marrow of the man's hones was said to have been frosted, or so Injured by the extreme cold he suffered that his muscles became useless. Later it was observed that his limbs were hardening, and he becamo so helpless that he was unable to leave his bod. Every effort was made by physicians to holp the man, but his limbs gradually be camo ossified, and at the time of his death it is said all his Joints had grown together. MB. BLALNE AND 'IHtl PRESS. O0CLIST3 say that Blaine's eyos are all right. All he has to do then is to open tbem. Xew York World. The question of Blaine's candidacy is like plucking the petals ot a daisy. "Ho loves me, he loves me not."" Kansas City Star. While Blaine's game is not fullv under stood, enough is now known to mako it ob vious that he is not seeking in any way to advance the interests of Presidont Harrison. Philadelphia Timta. If Mr. Blaine does not this week declare that he, will, under no circumstances, accept a nomination for Prsidont, tho boys in charge of his boom can proceed to whoop. New York Advertiser. Probably Mr. Blaine has more warm friends and admirers than any other citizen of the United States. Ho will have a chance to test the unselfishness of their friendship in the next few days. New York Sun. ALTUonon Mr. Blaine's white hair and BOmewhat furrowed brow denote the in loadsdf old age, his mental calibre is as great as ever. His talk with the reporters did not indicate any weakness of tho brain. iV. Y. Telegram. It Is tho Blaine bell, and the resonant clangor resounds throughout the country. Everybody has suddenly pricked up his tars, is listening to the terrific vibrations in the ciicumambient air and wondering what it is all for. New York Herald. The belief that Mr. Blaino will nccept if a unanimous nomination bo possible, is being carefully cultivated in this vicinity, and the idea is given ont that the Hnrron men, in structed and otherwise, will simply cast their votes for him on tho first ballot as in duty bound to do nnd then givo their sup port to Blaine. Brooklyn CUiten. DEATHS HtRH ANI tliStWIIERB. M. Joscrn Mabtix; the French explorer. Is dead at Khokhsnd, Asiatic Russia. Jilts. Jei.kmiaii FltlTZ. of Litchfield. Pa., who died Monday, Bequeathed 55, OOOto Tnlcl College. in Ciiaiiles 1'AKKER Butt. President of the Probate. l)lorce and Admiralty DlWslou of the London High Court 01 Justice, died yesterday. Lady Julian uOLDfriiiD. eldest daughter of the late A. i'hlllnson. of Florence, died at Cannes yes terday, bhe was married lo Sir Julian (.ioldsmld in 1&3. sir Julian, wfio Is a Liberal-Unionist, repre sents the south St. Pancras division in thu British lloute of Commons. Catiiaiiise Fakb, relict of the late Henry Fa rr, aged 89 years, died Wednesday evening at her home on South Twentieth street. She was one of the oldest women on the Southsldc. Thef.tn tral services were held last night ami the funeral will take placs at Bcllevernon to-day. where me deceased's husband died at a very old age some years ago. TEA AND TENNIS. Dainty 'Draperies and Delicacies at a Samovar for the Benefit or the Ttnislan Famine Snfferers Opening; of the Ton nl Season Society Gossip. The imperial colors of Russia were domi nant in the chapel of the Unitarian Church, in the Duquesue College building. Diamond street. It was the occasion of the mac'.i tolkedof Russian too, given in behalf of the famtn-stricken Russian peasantry and tho fund of the fre reading room of the Unitar ian Church. The room presented a brilliant appearance. Only the two colors, black and yellow, were to be seen, and they were utilized In Yeddo cloth draped fan tastically but gracefnlly in diff erent ways. Tho effect was both odd and charming. The small tables were cov ered with'enow-white damask, brightened by scarfs of yellow stretched across at inter vals. But the mast interesting feature of the room was tho Russian booth, which was an Immense structure, occupying the whole of one side of the apart ment, and which caught tho eye of the viito r immediately upon entering the room. It was a mass of black and yellow drapery, snrmounted by three cupolas that gave an Oriental suggestion to the whole affair. In this booth as dispensed the tea made in the Russian style and served from a gennlno Russian samovar, lent by Mrs. Joshna Rhoades, the tea itself having come direct from St. Petersburg. Mr?. Charles Fnyes, who Is believed to be the only Russian lady in Plttsbnrg. presided over the -samovar and gave cups of the aromatic beverage to all who sought it. Mrs. Fnyes is a charming lady. She is the wife of the brilliant French teacher. Prof. Clias. Faves. Assisting Mrs. Fayes were Mrs. John Langley, Mrs. Hold ship, Mrs. Fleishman, Mrs. Jeane Paul. Mrs. F. G. Wallace, Miss Emma Parsons and Miss Jean Wight. Tho lemonade booth was in charge of Miss Emma Flack. Strawberrlos. ice cream and ciko were served by Miss Gertrude McCargo, Jllss Ida Best, Miss Smith (who is a cousin of Jlhs Flack), Miss Stewart and Miss Townsend, of Sewickley; Miss Etta JohnBton,Mi-K Watr.of Allogneny; Miss Rhea Seypnle. Miss Konmuir, Mies Hawkins, of McKeesport; Miss Rose Flen nlkeu. Mis Martica Langley, Miss Anna Langley and Miss Florence Lowrio. The decorations of tho hall wera of so tasteful and artistic a character that the names of the ladies who did the work can but be interesting. The Committee on Decorations weie Miss Paul, Mrs. Wallace and Mrs. Lake. The Committee of Arrange ments consisted of Miss Mary Sample, Miss Caroline Pier, Miss Robert McCargo and Mrs. Dr. Flower. Mrs. Macrum took charge of tho printing and advertising of tho tea, and to hf r efforts must, to a largo degree, be credited the success of the entertainment. To-day and to-morrow at noon a New England lunch will be servod in the hall by the saino ladles and for the same objeots. Boston baked beans will be inclnded in the menu, but there will be plenty of other del icacies besides. The Pittsburg Tenuis Club has got fairly to work for the season of 1892. Play was ad vertised to begin on the 13th instant, al though the weather has been too bad to allow of much practice. The grounds of tho club are at the corner of Craig and Center, Beilefield. It is intended to erect a hand some clubhouse on the grounds, and Judg ing from the names that are Included in the directory and committees of the club, there is no doubt that the organization will be a most prosperous and creditable one. The President is S. W. B. Moorhead: Vice Presi dent, F. X. Barr: Secretary, M. K. Coster: Treasurer, E. B. Vaill. The Reception Com mittee is ns Jollows: William R. Holmes, William S. Pier. E. G. Mntson.N. a Davison, F. S. Guthrie. Miss Mary Guthrie, Miss Mary Jj. Davison, Mrs. D. R. Morrison, Miss Mary Speerand Mrs. Henry Spronl. The annual open tournament for the Grogan challenge enp, carrying with it the single champion ship of Western Pennsylvania, is to be held July 12 to 16. The club will arrange other tournaments during the season. Social Chat. There was a reception yetirdavafternoon from 1 to S o'clock at the O'Hnra School on Twenty-fifth street nt which thorowereSOO visitors. The children exhibited their pro ficiency in the studies they had been de voting themselves to since last January. The principal feature was tho work done in drawing, some beautiful specimens being on exhibition. There were singing and other exercises, and the wholo school was thrown open to the inspection of tho guests. A window decorated with what is known ns "cut work" was very much ndmlred. It was done by Miss Lucy D'Armitt, nnd the se1 eral effect was of a solid stained glass win dow. Tiie first preliminary contest forthe grand prize by the la I y undergraduates of King's School of Oratory and Dramatic Culture foolc place last night in Lyceum Hall, corner of Diamond and Ross streets. There were It contestants. The Inckv ones who will compete for tho grand prize later on are Misses Fannie Diehl, Minnie Granl and Rose Elbel. The judges are Rev. J. B. Kochne, Mr. E. E. Phelps and Frank Reynolds. "Diplomacy" will bo given by the Tuesday Night Club at tho Dnquene Theater this evening. It Is expected that the club will excel itself in this performance since it has worked very hard to make sure or a perfect presentation of the brilliant comedy. There U every indication that tho pretty thonter will be filled when the curtain rolls up fqr tho flrst act. ? There was a very pleasant entertainment at the Sterrett School, Homewood avenue, last night by the pupils. Vocal and instru mental music and recitations were given, the proceedings closing with a danco to the strains of Toerge's Orcliestrn. There was a very large attendance. The proceeds will go to the school library fund. The Travelers' Clnb of Western Pennsyl vania will meet this afternoon in the Car negie Lecture Hull. Mrs. Elwood will read a paper on Edmund Burke. Miss Matilda Hlndman will alvo nn address on "Restrict ing European Immigration." At the regular meeting of the Botanical Society of Western Pennsylvania last even ing in "tho Academy of Art and Science Rev. II. R. Johnson, of Natrona, read an Interet ing naper on "Tho Means by Which Seeds Arc Distributed." A scrrEn was given last evening to the teachers nnd principals of the Braddnck public schools by the the Braddoclc Board nf Education. The schools picnic to-day nt Idlewild Park. Cabds are out for tho wedding of Miss Nannio Agnew to Rev. O. B. Milligan, which will take place Tuesday evening, July 7, In the Presbvtorian Church of the Covenant. The monument erected to the memory of the "Unitnown Dead" in Grand View Ceme tery, Johnstown, is to be dedicated next Tuesday afternoon, May. 31. Miss Loc Hemphill, of Allegheny, gave a luncheon Wcdned.iv, May IS. Some of tho society editors of Pittsburg have been re porting it every day sinco. TiiEiir. was a large attendance. at the Alien town U. P. strawberry and icecream festival last evening. The entertainment will be re peated this evonlng. There was a reception nt the Lawrence School Yesterday afternoon. To-dav the Wllkinsburg public school will hold a recep tion. Next Wednesday nt Calvary Church will occur the uinriiago of Miss Nelllo Webber to William H. Metcalf. Tns Birmingham public schools will hold their annual picnic June 23 at Alllquippa grove. A successful Old Folks' concert was glvtn at Sewickley last night. PABKHUBSTISM IN POLITIC! Boston to Attempt to Get the Best Men Out at the Polls. Boston, May 26. Special. Boston is to have a Parkhuist Reform Leagne. The organization is alroady started, but there is a serious hitch in tho progress of tho scheme, because of a division or opinion as to the necessity of personal visits to the haunts of sin. Some think the only way to cleanso tho black spots in 1,'oston will bo to personally uumaskVenns In her gilded par lors. Just as Dr. Pafkhttrit did. Bnt there arc others who kick hard against this. It is probable that Dr. Parkhursfs methods in that direction will not be copied. The new organization is to bo known as the "Pilgrim Association." It has grown out of discussions in the Congregatfonnl Club and in the Connregatona'st. S. B. Cnpen, Frank Wood and othor laymen, nnd the pastors of tho Congrogatio nal Churches generally, aro the prime movers in tho, undertaking. It is proposed to co-operate with associations in different parts of tho country. The membership of tho associa tion is not to exceed 150. The political work will be largely to secure tho attondanco of tho bpst class of citizens at the caucu-ies and nt the polls, so that only men or high stand ing may be nominated. Also til - Prohibitionist. Philadelphia Record. Dr. Rainsford's suggestion of church sa loons has stirred up the growlers. CURIOUS CONDENSATIONS. Spiders have eight eyes. Music type was invented in 1502. In the British army 90,000 men hat good conduct badges. The longest floating dock in the worl is at Bermuda. It is 3SI feet long and 123 fe in breadth. A curious industry in Paris is that selling toads to gardeners, to bo used as ii sect destroyers. An attempt was lately made to cult vate oysters in the Baltic. Lustsumme 60,000 were transplanted from the North Se. hut the experiment has proved a failure. Ducks fly at a speed of 90 miles ai hour, and with the wind, when it is brlsli they, have been known to attain a rate o velocity of two miles and a half a minute. A redbird died at the advanced age o 23 years In Zanesville, O., the other day. I had become so feeble that it could not moun its perch in its cage, but it ?ang until a yea ago. iricroscopiits who recently showed tha a drop or milk contained several millioi ?Pm miffi now announce another cheerfr wwm1 X. say tuat a mosquito has 2 teeth" in the end of its bill. A Congressman estimates that in thre rSI'S."10 Pens,n list or this country will b $231,000,000 This s but $16,000,000 less thai BrthSnnFS? Ch of arinies of Grea Britain, France and Cermany. A discovery of geat importance tt South Africa is a stone capable or beini burned into a natural cement f trood mini ity. The deposit covers l.OOtl acVes aSc varies in thickness from 10 feet to . The death of James Gondie, wb.o"',uii( and designed the flrst steamer to cross c, Atlantic by the aid of steam only, was late! announced. Tho veasel silled from Plcton Nova Scotia, to Grnvesend, England, In 13: It is considered unlucky by many fo any of the wedding guests to be dressed 1 green or black a black crape bonnet or band ou a gentleman's hat. These accident onfall life-long misery to tho newly-marrf c couple. "Oxford county, Me., turns out near! all of the spools on which tho thread or th country is wound," said a wholesale notloi dealer. "The spools are made from whiti birch timber, and they are produced by tin million." The eggs ot the alligator are eaten ii the West India Islands and on the Wos Coast of Africa. They resemble in shape) hon'i egg, but are larger and have much th. same taste. More than 100 eggs hare beet found iu one alligator. At Gilbreath, if. C, the other day, 15-year-old Ind was standing under a tro when the lightning struck it. The bolt en tered the boy's coat at tne neck and wen down hispine, making a blister all the wa3 He not only survived tho stroke, but will it cover from the effects or It. It cost the State of Ohio over 57,000 t secure the conviction or Will J. Elliott, th Columbus murderer; $5 191 for tho convit tion or Van Loon, and 13,025 ror that of Fats Elliott. Allowing thest; ti be Inlr samplo the average cost of convicting a murderer i Ohio Is something over $5,000. The latest fad in the line ofcollectin, is the collecting of colored posters the bill with which the enterprising poster adorn boards and fences and dead-walls abou town. In Franco and in several of the Gei man cities this new mania has taken a dee) hold and is spreading rapidly. A cable measuring 28,020 feet was man ufactured last week in ol hours by the Call fornia Wire Works for a street cablo roa in S.in Francisco, and on Friday it wa drawn through tno streets by 60 horse mounted by 15 riders to the puwer lions' where it was placed In position. In Paris, in Vienna, in Berlin, th small house or hotel is the luxury of th wealthy, and the great bulknf thepopula tiou live in flats. In St. Petersburg, th most modern of European cities, all th houses are flats. The modern Italian 11 Rome lives, as the ancient Roman did, in . flat. The other day a playbill posted 11 Cambridge, Mass., announced a dramatic ej hibition with the words: "It is to be th event or tho season, and it is to have th strongest cast ever presented in Cambridge. Then followed a Use or eminent Cambridg citizens. The bill ias accidentally posto over a call for a meeting in luvor of publi parks. The diving apparatus is one ot- th latest objects to which the telephone ha been anplied. A sheet-of copper is used i place of ono of tho glasses in the helmet, an to this a telephone is fixed, so that the alvei when at the bottom of the sen, has only & slightly turn his head in order to rcpo, what ho sees, or to roccivc instructions Irot above. A servant girl "union" has bee formed in Chicago, and housewives are di mayed at the prospect. And well they ma be, since the demand for domestic labor much greater than the supply in thatcitj and the "union" is demanding $t a week lo the humblest of Its members. Moreover, 1 special rate of $10 a week is to be mad during the time of the World's Fair. Probably the oldest man on earth is the Spaniard living in Mexico, who has reachet tl-.e remarkable age of 151. Tho priest of tin church which he attends say3 that the Span lard was an old man when he (tho oriest was hut an acolyte. Tho rnpers which th old man carries to prove his assortion ar the copies of a church register In Valladolid Spain, showing bis date of birth and bar. tism. The custom of placing crape on the doo of a houso where there has been a reccn death had Its origin in the ancient Englisl heraldic customs, and dates ns far back, a least, as the year 1100 A. D. At that perioi hatchments or armorial ensigns were placet in front or houses when the nobility an gentry died. These hatchments wero o diamond shape and contained the fainil; arms-quartered and colored with sable. A musical watch about the size of ai egg Is now exhibited in St.Potei&burgwhicI performs a religious chant with scenic ac compamments. Within is a representatiot of Christ with the Roman sentinels. Oi pressing a spring tho stone roils from th tomb, the sentinels fall down, the angels ap pear, and the holy women enter the sopul chro, and the same chant which is sung ii the Greek Church on Easter Eve Is actuall; performed. The natch wns made by an in genious Russian peasant during the reign o Catherine of Russia. THE HTJSIOKOTJS SIDPi She (coming down stairs) "Well, I'm all ready, now, Henry. He (at the door) All riirht. I Just ran arounc while you were dressing and took In tbe flrst act so I can explain it to you. The second one will be gin in a moment.--V. r. Herald. Patient The examination seems to havt delighted yoo. Doctor. IJwJfre from yoor happ; countenance that yon can save my life. Dr. Sawbones I can not promise you that; bu we must perform a number of most interestlnl operations on you. Fuck. "Once a poet loved a star," But. as he had no rocks." He couldn't afford to go each night, And watcn ner irom a oox. Be coufdn't buy her roses fine. Or diamonds rich and rare: So the "star" eloped with a rich old fool. And the poet tore his hair. BrooUyn Eagle. Cobble I see bv the paper that Bange Jumped overboard In the English 'Channel am saveil his wife. Why, the fellow's a perfect hero Stone I don't know about that. She had on nc sealskin sacque. Cloak Setitw. "Do you wish proofs of my love?" ! "No," she answered. "My negative mi them unnecessary." Washington Star. JIany a man goes home in a hack, To a wife as mad as a hen. And palms It off as a bilious attack. ( AH because he can'tsay "when." 1 ycu York nernldl "A social lion, is he? Is he a maim man?" ( "Why. no! I told you he was s society favorite dldn'ti?" .tew York iY.. Father Why have you dismissed Georget Daughter I have discovered that he walks bom to save car fare. A man as economical as tba would would smoke a pipe. Fvc's. "I have more power now than at the start,' Said beaten "png." when from Ms corner picked. Don't savvy? Umphf I thought you feller; smart Knowledge is power. See? I know I'm licked.' Boston Conner. Mr. Lobby Yoats, allow me to introduce to you Mr. lieudle. a member of our Legislature. Mr. Voats-Glad to meet you sir I What corpo ration do you represent?" ruck.