A REVIEW OF SPORTS, Splendid Work Done During the Week by the Teams of the League. , BALL PLATING ON SUNDAY, An Exposure of the Alleged Knock ing Out Scheme of Boxers. A VERY IMPORTANT STATEMENT. The w Enle Relating to the Amateur Athletes Discussed. LEADING TOPICS AHOXG TEE PUGILISTS There is no doubt about the remarkable amount of enthusiasm ia Pittsburg retard ing the national game. If anybody ever bad any doubts on the matter I'm sure the scenes on Thursday should dispel them. I mention Thursday because the rain spoiled everythingand prevented one of the grandest baseball turnouts there has ever been in this country. Despite the threateninz weather the streets were crowded with en thusiasts hours before the time fixed for the parade to start. It-is safe to say that there were thousands of visitors in the city to see the opening game, and after all the trouble and all the anticipation the rain vetoed the proceedings. That rainy day was a great loss to the come club, because there were not as many at the first game by far as would have been had the first game taken place as intended. But there is a consolation in the fact that we in Pittsburg are prepared to support our club with a generous hand if the team can only perform as a team anyway worthy of support. But in almost all cities where the new League has a club there is a baseball en thusiasm that is exceedingly encouraging, and if that interest can be maintained all will be well. It may be too much to ex pect that all the 12 clubs in the Leazue will make money. Some of them may lose, and when the losing begins then will be the time to test the new venture. VI ork of the Teams. Kobody can well grumble about the work of the teams so far. Those whom the ma jority of us were ever ready to despise have demonstrated that they can play good ball, and some of the teams that we expected to do extremely well have fallen far short of our expectations. There are two teams in particular that must cause us all to reflect, viz., Cincinnati and Cleveland. Who was there n hoever thought tnat the Beds would prove themselves superior to the Cleveland ers? And they have done so in my estima tion; indeed, I do not hesitate to say that so far the Cincinnati team have proven that they arc as good as anv team in the coun try. And when we begin to analyze that team we are sure to wonder why they shouldn't be as good as any other team. The great dancer of the Beds lies among themselves. They are a combination of many elements that are difficult to consoli-. date! If Captain Comiskey can succeed in maintaining harmony among them there is no fear of the Beds. Bat they are doomed if they once get into the same sixes-and-sevens condition that they were in last year. I am free to confess that the Cleveland team have so far been a disappointment to me. I had expected them to be in the lead from the start, and if they don't get well to the front at once their show in the race will be a very poor one, because when all the teams get fairlv down to work the Cleve lands will not be among the best by any means. Anson's Colts, as we call them, are also making a bad start, and it seems safe to say that he and his team will not make such a fight for first place this year. He needs one or two more pitchers of first-class abil ity, and without a very great improvement in" hi team he cannot expect to beat Louis ville in the race. The latter team continue to play an excellent game, and if they had about "two more good pitchers their chance for a front-rank position would be excel lent. The Browns are still among the poorest. In the East the Bostons arc still the best without any doubt, the New York team have given evidence of being very shakey. and the Phillies have not yet proven that they are as steady as the most ot us thought they were. TheBrooklyns will have to be very lucky if they can keep a respectable place in the first six, and there is apparently no hope for Baltimore and Washington to get there. Washington, by the way, seems to be doomed. There is first-class material in that team, and yet they can make no show. Arthur Irwin mav make them suc cessful. If he does the Washington cranks should be glad of him. Abant the Borne Club. The home club's prospects are still en couraging as far as playing ability is con cerned, bat the wet weather has been very discouraging from a financial standpoint. I'm sure the club's directors deserve better luck. They have made a big speculation, and every lover of the game must wish them well. But there is lots of time yet for them to make a success of it. The team are still a little weak in the out field because of Hanlon's injury, and if a promising young plavcr who can use the stick to advantage can be secured, the sooner he ia signed the better. All ot us will be pleased to note the very jrood work that Charley Parrell is doinp.and I mar add that we can all rest content now as to his ability to take care ot his position. It is a pity that Khret is not getting into form readier than he is, as much was ex pected from him. His absence has caused the bulk of the work to tall on Baldwin and Galvin, and it is unnecessary to remark that they have done well. Baldwin is pitch ing in very good form, indeed, but he has been very unfortunate. In his games our slugpers have not slugged at all. Still he has fought bravelv, and he is certainly one of the gamiest pitchers in the country. In talking about the local club I am re minded of the Wood affair. Tnere has been a deal of unnecessarv talk about tr-at case. The club wanted George Wood and could not pet him at the price offered. Then Baltimore signed him, and as soon as that was done the Pittsburg club's desire for Wood beeame stronger. The Pittsburcers informed the Baltimore clnb that they were dealing with Wood, and the Baltimore offi cials appealed to President Young. The latter asked Pittsburg to uaive claim on Wood, which was done. Sow what is there in the simple little affair to make any noise about? The Pitts burg club officials certainly have a perfect right to accept and refuse whom they please. They par the piper. It these officials did change their mind about signing Wood; that is, if they decided they did not want him and subsequently found they did Deed him, what about it? Haven't they a right to chance their mind on the matter? Certainly. It may have been a mistake to not sign'Wood'and it may not. I don't think he would have done as much good as expected. Everything considered, I do r.ot rate him any bitter than Corkhill, and if the latter was playing regulariy he might be much superior to Wood. Well, it is to be hoped that our team will keep at peace with themselves and that bet ter weather will follow them. They will do very well if the pitchers kcepin line. That is the important feature of the business. Sunday Hall Playing;. It may not be unsafe to say that the ques tion of Sunday baseball playing will be dis cussed more than ever this season. Asa subject under discussion it has figured very prominently recently, but the indications are that it will be more than ever prominent this year. As we all know, the majority of clubs in the new Xeague, have declared against Sunday ballplaying,'but we just as well understand that these declarations have been prompted almost entirely by ex pediency, and not by any deep-rooted con viction that it is wrong to play baseball on Sunday. It is a fact that many gentlemen connected with the ball clnbs want to have their players play on Sunday, but a fear ot local sentiment prevents it But this expedient move of not playing ball on Sunday may not last long. The tre mendous crowd that turned out at St. Louis last Sunday to witness the St. Louis and Cincinnati game has made a wonderful im pression on the minds of many magnates, and some have come to the conclusion that the clubs that play Sunday games will be the gainers. As money is what all clubs are after poor crowds on other days than Sunday may force all hands to play ball on the latter day. The truth is that one Sun day audience is worth several audiences on other days. It is not within my province to discuss the right or wrong of Sunday ball playing. It is a fact that the greatest "thinkers differ on the question of Sunday amusement and recreation, and I dare say the morality of those who support it is just as good as the morality of those who oppose. Of late there "has" considerable : hypocrisy and Pectsniffian sentiment come to the front on this Sunday question in and about Pitts burg. We "have had and still have a few bigots who had they lived in earlier ttmes and if opportunity had afforded they wonld have been in their glory lighting fires in Smithficld market " to burn to death good and brave people, or would have been in their happiest mood when assisting in the atrocious tortures of the Inquisition. The spirit that actuated the fiends ot those -earlier times has been transmitted to our so-called "Sunday refoimers," and they fust go as far with it ai they are able. Hypocrites of this kind lived in the days of that good old divine, Eob;rt Hall, and he summed them up like this: "Saints when abroad and devils "when at home, and they arc more dangerous when saints than when devils." If Sunday ball playing is wrong these hypocrites will not stop it, because ther are not going the right way about it. If, instead of invading a man's fireside and preventing his reading a Sunday news paper, they would grapple with palpable evils, they might be of use and attain suc cess. The Morality of Amusement. The above paragraph reminds me of a communication I received the other day from T. K. Trelaine regarding what I said a week or so ago about amateur boxing ana athletics- generally. Mr. T. comes to the conclusion that my advice, if followed out, would hare many injurious results. But he does not tell how, and with that very important shortcoming in his epistle it is 'of very little value, no matter how much he may talk about Christianity. f have never been able to see why a good Christian should not enjoy the wholesome amusements and sports ot life, and on this point it is exceedingly interesting to find how the opinions of Christian leaders them selves have broadened. John Bunyan once began to enjoy himself liv playing "tip cat," and he was subsequently so rilled with remorse that he could see himself suffering all the torments of hades. He really thought that he had committed a crime. Why, the Puritans, the prototypes of our Law and Order trio, were vastly more con cerned in trying to extirpate theaters than stop brutal badger baiting, and other re volting pastimes. This was simply because the Puritans had a notion that nobody should feel gay and light of spirit, but that Christian responsibilities should ever be the burden of their mind. The brutality of degrading sports and pastimes was nothing to the Puritans compared to the pleasure derived by individuals from theatrical per formances. And that spirit still lingers here and there. It is not Christianity, it is not morality. It is simply the narrow concep tions of bigots. , The pleasure and the physical development derived from either boxing exercise or any other wholesome athletic recreation is just as good for the yonng in the pulpit as it is for the young man at the desk. Both will be better for it mentally and physically, and when athletic clubs are formed the result will be better still because one can help another. Selfish ness will vanish as all will be interested in one common object. We don't want misan thropes and people who only live lor them selves. An old couplet says: This living for self cannot happiness bring; This plan manv times has been tried: The man In the Bible who built the big barns, Through selfishness sickened and died. The Amateur Ball Players. Next Saturday the season of the Connty League opens, and that means that from that day on until next fall we will have any amount of amateur baseball playing in and about Pittsburg. The prospects for the amateurs are exceedinglv bright, and, if ex pectations are anything like fulfilled, each team will make money. An official of the County League said to me the other day: "Oar League will be all right if the Pitts burg League team shows well up in their race." There is indeed much truth in this state ment, because experience has shown that when our professional teams are making a p oor show in their contest, the local enthu siasm descends to a-very low ebb, and the patronage of games naturally dies oft If our "big" team could stand well up in the Leaguerace there would be lots of baseball enthusiasm, and both professional and ama teur teams would, therefore, receive a much better patronage. It has been reported that matters are not as pleasant among the County League mem bers as they might be. If this is true it is to be regretted, and the officials of that League should see to it at once that all mis understandings are cleared up. The con test in the League promises to be closer and keener this year than it has ever been, and that in itself will arouse partisan feelings more than ever. This will make It incum- Dent 10 nave all grievances remedied as much as possible. Those Vrterun Pitchers. Doubtless all the cranks and fans of the national game have noticed so far this sea son the wonderful good work done by the "veteran" pitchers such as Mullane, Keefe, Clarkson and Galvin. There is, indeed, something remarkable in the form displayed by these men so early in the season and alter all of them had been more or less pro nounced "played out." There is something in their work upon which those who like to investigate methods of conditioning and training can with profit bestow tome thought. Our friend 'Tony" Mnllaue has really done some very great work and I wonder what those who had Tony out of the arena some time ago have to say about it. Keefe has evidently regained his old form and if he has, what a loss New York has suffered and what a gain Philadelphia has made. If Keefe can sustain his present form it is one more proof ot the folly of releasing an ex perienced player simply because somebody has come to the conclusion that he is a "has been." No baseball pitcher of renown should be disposed of when he is out of form without the most careful considera tion. Time and time again we have proofs or the mistakes that personal feeling and lack of consideration cause in the baseball business. Galvin and Clarkson are also starting out well, and altogether these "veterans" sug gest the question, are the arms of the young men of to-day made of the same stud that the arms ot the young men of some years ago were made of That Nair Amateur Bale. The law makers of the amateur athletes of the United States are apparently deter mined to continue their efforts to make amateurdism as pure as possible. These legislators have just formulated a rule that is exceedingly important and concerning which every amateur should have full knowledge. The, rule in effect means that whenever a contestant is charged with having received money for taking part in iqs contest, or wmmug it, uc biumi uo deemed guilty until he proves himself inno cent This is an absolute reversal of the old condition of things, and it is strictly in accordance with the rule of the amateur oarsmen on the matter. Amateur athletes will at one perceive the importance of this rule. It is a rigid one, and in my estimation one of the strongest rules that have been made against having professionalism in amateur ranks. I am inclined to think that.it will do good, and if it cannot make things better I'm sure I don't know what wilL At first sight it may appear very hard on the performers, but if we think the matter over, we'll soon find that an absolutely honest amateur has nothing to fear whatever, and the object of the rule is to make all amateurs absolutely honest If a man acts suspiciously as an amateur and has a charge preferred against him he has only himself to blame, because he should not have acted suspiciously. If a man is absolutely free from any charge that may falsely and maliciously be preferred against him, I think he will soon clear him self. In short, which ever way I look at the new rale I think it a beneficial one to amateurism. Knocklng'TJnlcnowns Out. One of the most fraudulent and generally speaking misleading features of the latter boxing business is that of a "star" knock ing out an "unknown" in a remarkably short time. Now what I have to say about this is not aimed at any one man, because "they all do it" The latest effort in this respect was that of Hall who knocked some young man out in 28 seconds. Well, we all know that Hall failed to knock Boden out in nearly 1,000 seconds, and we also know that at that time Boden' was not a very difficult man to knock out But the system of knocking out is en tirely indulged in to defraud and hoodwink the public; and also to give the "knocker out" a false reputation. I am firmly con vinced that not 90 per cent of these so called knock-outs are genuine. It is ridic ulous to think they are other than pre arranged In the majority of cases, and the mot remirfcable thing about the business is tho gullibility of thepnblicon the matter. Immense crowds will flock to ee Hall, Fitzimmons, Corbett. or somebody else knock out one, two or may be three men in rapid snccesslon. Why, does anybody mean to tell me that Hall or any other nsihter can knock two or three men out in as many min utes If thoso two or three men aro coins to do their best to stay? Not a bit of It. The most nbolute failure as a fighter can get into a ring and remain there more than a mlnftto by keeping out of the way and when a man who is not u first rater goes Into a ring to face a man who is a first rater he does try to keep out of the way when he i in earnest. But In these "show" knockouts tlio victim, as per rehearsal, walks up to the "star," pets a thump on some place where it does not hurt, drops down In a "helpless" mass and Just opens his eyes after the reieree has counted him out. All this is aono in less than 30 seconds. It onght really to bo done in two or tin ee seconds. The "star" is then spoken of by his Jolliers and managers as a terror, and so it goes lorth to the world. Obi what a good time boxers and managers are having of it now. Suiely their lives have fallen in pleasant places and they ought to be thankful. Jack FogBrtys Startling News. Just as I am writing these opinions on this knocking-out business Jack Fogarty looks in, and daring a conversation gives me ab solute proof of my being in the right on the matter. He tells me that Corbett has a certain Jack McVey traveling with him, and that this McVev presents himself before Corbett in the different cities simply to be "knocked out" in a short time. Foznrty tells me the remarkable fact that McVey, Mc Carthy and Pete McCann are one and the same person. At one city this McVey, who is a big Philadelphian who cannot fight at nil, faced Corbett under his right name. At Jersey City McVey faced Corbett as "Mc Carthy," the Jersey blacksmith, and ns "Pete McCann," the Chicago blacksmith, in another city. And each time he was knocked out In a few seconds, and Corbett's fame as a "tremendous slucger" became great. Ob, ye confiding and trusting pnblic, what do you think of this? Could there be a more contemptible fraud porpetrated on a poor gullible humanity? It is a disgrace to those who took part in the contemptible business. Surely there is leason for police authorities to prevent public boring when it is so tainted and so rotten. And this is the way tlmt-oar leading-so-called fighters maintain their reputation as "sluggers" and "terrors." They should be hooted out of every respect able community. The charge is a grave one. but I believe-that Jack Tosartv is tell- , lng the absolute truth. Myer and McAnllfTa. i More than once I have stated that I do not think that Billy Myer and Jack JIc Aullffe will ever fight again. Every day almost something takes place to strengthen my conviction on this point A big purse has been offered them. Myer and his back Kennedy, are on their dignity and decline to meet McAuliffe until the latter Says the $1,000 forfeit which it is claimed loAuliffe lost by backing out of his fight witty Myer some time ago. I am indeed surprised at Mr. Knnnedy taking a stand like this even tlmuzh he has an undisputed claim to the $1,000. It Myer can defeat Mc AulirTc there are manv thousands of dollars In it for Myer and his backer, and one would think that a consideration of that kind wonld have some weight with Mver and Kennedy, who need money as much as any lot of people. But if that forfeit objection did not exist, I still think they would notflcht, simnlv be cause I expect that McAuliffe has better advisers. McAuliffe should right no more, and if he does and meets a man like Myer, the chances will be greatly againt him. Alc Anlllfois not now the McAnlifTe ot some years ago. If ho was, ho would deieatMyer but huve nothing to spare, Myer is a good and cleVer fellow, and I aln tuily persuaded that McAUIIfTe does not want to fight not withstanding the talk all hands are making About it The Australian Style. We are a remarkable people for applying names to anything that may appear new to us in sporting atTairs. We got the "strangle hold" simply because JSvan Lewis defeated some men by nearly choking them. The hold wasn't new. Then we got the "pivot blow" merely because in turning round La Blancho swung out his hand and hit Denip sey, knocking him down and out The blow is as old as the hills. Now we have the "Australian stvle" because Fitzslmmons kept pegging away at Jialier's mouth until Mayer was stupid and also because Daw ion, another Australian, did likewise. Now this is no Australian style at all, any more than rowing a boat with a sliding oesit Is an Australian style of rowing. The method of deteating a man by keeping jab bing him in a bruised part of bis body or lice Is older tban any ot us and was almost the leading method of fighting in the days of Ward and bay ers. Then it was pecul iarly the method of those two men and the only time that Sayera was beaten was by Laugham using that style on Sayers. The former kept Jobbing Sayers' eyes nntil they closed and he became so blind that he had to give up the fUht, although otherwise he was all right It Is not the Australian style. It is the good old style, and shrewd pugilists stick to it yet Pkikolb. JUDAS PIECES 07 SILVER. Expert Financier Figure That Ha Got Abont S300 for His Treachery. St Louis Globe-Democrat J "The piece of silver" mentioned in the Bible as the kind of coin in which the re ward for Judas' treachery was paid was about 06 cents. Judas therefore received a sum about eqnal to $20 of our money. It is calculated by political economists that the difference of value between the money of that and of this day would make that amount about equal to (200 at the pres ent time, which is a sinall compensation for everlasting infamy. The Green Color In Candy. Many persons avoid candies that are col ored green for fear some deleterious sub stance may have been -used in the coloring. The fear is groundless. The coloring matter-used to give a green tinge to the candy is generally from one or two sources; it is either the juice of the common garden spin ach or that of the pistachio nut The former gives a green tint, but it is by no means clear, while the pistachio nut green is won derfully delicate in hue and -very pleasant to the eye. TJimL May 1 a special discount of 10 por cent lor cash will be allowed on all ata monds, watche. Jewelry, silverware, (.locks, bronzes, etc The largest stock in the city at M. 6. Cohen's, 86 Finn avenue. A CHAPTER ON CATS. Burdette Can't Get Rid of One While fie Couldn't Keep Another. A DOCTOR'S RIGOROUS TREATMENT Me u a Diet for Colts and a Eai About a Blooded Cot. Story SOUS BHTMES ABOUT THE SPEING IWRITTEN rOB THE dispatch.! Some time ago the editor received a letter which he turned over to the best and smart est man on the stafl I never get these semi confidential letters from yearning young persons with missions and grievances and blights at firsthand; they always come to me in the course of successive indorsements and references with instructions to answer it The smartest and best forgot it for a series of years, as he is apt 'to forget any thing he is told to do, or which he-knows he should do without telling, but lound it one day last week, when they turned the river' through his desk, to clean it out, as is the custom ot the office twice or thrice a year. The letter came from a sweet young thing at least she was young when the letter was written who wanted advise on several very personal affairs which she neglected to mention, being distracted bra sense of un-appreciated-loneliness and superior worth that lay upon her aspiring heart She said among a few thousand other things: "My mother is one of the best and kindest and most affectionate mothers in the world, but she does not know how to raise girls." Parents Often Save the Wrong One. I was struck with the axiomatic veracity f that statement the moment I read it It carried proof ot its truthfulness upon the face of it Her mother certainly did not know how to raise girls. She had raised one that any man, who never was and never Ji"'j ?. I Smote Tlio. w expects to be a mother, could tell her she should have drowned, long, long ago. It seems to me that many parents err in this respect. Thev are sood. loving parents, and try to do their best by their children, but they lack discrimination. Many times they bestow the greatest care and the most pains upon the one child in a brood of seven or eight, which they should have sent down to the branch by the hands of the hired man in infancy, or exported in a close tied sack, for surreptitious and non-reciprocal deposit upon a neighboring farm, before it was old enough to find its way back. "When a girl 19 years young the cor respondent gave that as her ase, and she told the truth so squarely about her mother that you would hardly expect her to lie about herself discovers that her mother is a hopeless failure as a raiser of girls, the mother must see how gravely she erred in not putting that girl in a covered basket the first time the boys went to town with a" load ot wheat, and have them drop her over the ossge hedge just west of Benson's lane. It would have been good for the mother, better for the girl, and best of all, for the unhappy man whom that kind of a girl runs down with a matrimonial lariat Another Kind of Kitten. Speaking of girls who give their mother points on the training and culture of chil dren, reminds me ot a cat who took up his residence with me last summer. He was a Mark Antony cat, who bellowed a great deal more than he fought, although he was fighting most of the time he was awake. His distinguishing feature was an eye which he didn't have. But he could see well enough with the one he had to find his way home irora any point, no matter how re mote, to which he might be expatriated by decree of the senate. His devotion to the land of his adoption gave me a great many heartaches and many hours of intense mortification-One Sunday evening, I enticed him into a respectable-looking gripsack, and strolled across the Bryn Mawr Hotel grounds, in tending to bereave myself of him near the hotel, where I hoped the dazzling allur mentsofthe society of cats with attractive pedigrees, who wore ribbons around their necks, might wean him from his attach ment to his bachelor apartments in the loft of an humble stable, wnose only other occu- Four Engagement Were Broken. pant was a horse of unexceptionable habits and mature years, who disdained kittenish frivolity. "But before I 'could dis charge the precious cargo, I was joined by some friends, ladies and gentlemen, who were also strolling through the grounds. I evaded their questions by introducing some striking remarks upon the appearance of the sunset, the condition of the atmosphere, and the probability of rain, and had just about got them wearied to the point ol mak ing some mendacious excuse and leaving me, when a beastly fox terrier, the owner of one of the ladies, after sniffing viciously at my grip for a moment, began to bark fierce ly, and this yelping was met by a piercing shriek ot terror and defiance from Mark Antony. It was a little bit muffled, but still quite distinct to the unassisted ear. silence Was Golden Tint Time. I am not going to tell what I said to those people. I have been very sorry for it a great many times since, and beside, they didn't look as though thev belived me any how. But Mark Antony's doom was'sealed. y x varijeu uiui uuujb jrunuug uuu Cluttering to himself at intervals; I set the grip down behind the stable; swung a death-bearing ax around my head, and with hate ana vengeance in the blow, I smote that grip sack right square on the lock, knocked, it wide open, and Mark Antony leaping forth with a look of prolound gratitude on his expressive face, swarmed up the vines to the stable roof and composed a recitation upon the event, which he rehearsed all that night ' How hard I tried to miss that eat I left him on distant farms; I gave him to inno cent 'children: I introduced him into the 8k a frear. Z&2&P'V jiff, i bams of my neighbor!, but no matter whan I I left him or what I did with him he got home "first At last I solved the problem. Near my home the trains of a railway pass under a wagon bridge. Oftimesin the glow of the sunset or in the quiet of the morning I had stood on that bridge and watched the long trains of empty coal cars roaring their winged way to, the coal fields far beyond the Alleghe'nies. I had noted the little clusters ot tramps snuglr-lost in the empti ness of the grimy gondola, traveling like so many directors at the expense of the stock holders and fare paying passengers. Thus in unassuming state Mark Antony should travel and see the mountains. . , Giving Mark Antony a Bide. Thither with the loud sounding cat of a single eye I bent my steps one morning. The train ot empties came along. Deftly I opened the bag and shook Mark Antony out; lighly he tell upon his feet in a roomy .Jk pVW 3'Sss"5S"teU. -.shti TrtaA the Flattie, Yielding Lawn. gondola, and expressed surprise and dissat isfaction with his new quarters in his usual way. Slowly and more slowly still moved on the train; it crept ahead about 200 yards, stopped at the tank to take water, and Mark Antony climbed out of his private car and, remarking that for the life of him he couldn't understand what all this foolish ness was for, preceded me home. The following week I gave him "rough on rats." ' It threw him into fits and which kept the women folk ot the household in doors all day, much of the time on chairs and tables; but, further than making him abnormally suspicious of all food which I afterward tendered him, the poison had no permanent effect on him. Beally, he is not my cat, and I think the county should take him off my hands. I did once own a cat in fee simple a Mal tese kitten lor which I naid S4. It died in a 1 few weeks of some lingering and startling uiacuoc n uiuu uiiuic its uair sianu on enu ana turned its eyes round and red, so that who ever looked upon it first gasped for breath, then shrieked and then threw the first thing iu reach at the apparition. One mem ber of the household invariably crossed her self and said a short Latin prayer when the thing appeared in the ranee of her vision. It was certainly a spectacle to suggest a dead language. 'We did all we could for the Maltese. This Was a Different Style. "VThen a man has 54 invested in a piece of live stock he- doesn't yield" it np to the grisly clutches of the tyrant death without a wrestle. "We sent for a regular cat doctor: a man who attends to all the sick animals in the neighborhood. He doctored Bud Korriss' bay colt, the timfe it got into the house yard and ate a pie it found ' on the window sill. Everybody says the colt would have died if it hadn't been for Doc Sturdevant "Was sick in his stall for three weeks as it was, and has never been much account since. Doc says it will take about three years for him to get the pie out of his system. He saved Jed. Greenlow's cow, too. Greenlow came out of town two years ago, bought a place out here and stocked up five acres with farm machinery for a Eussian colony. He paid 5750 for a Jersey cow, and ' subscribed for all the agricultural papers in the world. He found in one ot them the most expensive one, with a col ored frontispiece every week a prescrip tion for a warm mash that would increase the yield ot milk 28 pounds a day and cuar- . an tee 5 per cent of it to be cream. He had his cor man kept a separate man for everything on the place mix it Up and give it t her. Cow went crazy-in the night; broke out of her stable, got into the conservatory; DroKe $4U worth of' glass and ate and trampled down 5210 worth of rare plants. As the people began to come out of the house and the servants' quarters in the morning, she chased them around and tossed them into different places and broke different bones in each of them. Greenlow had cards oat for a lawn party that afternoon. While tne 'cuests weio making merry the cow went into another spasm and not out again, and beloro tlio men conld get down out ot the trees thero wore fourengazemets broken, whicb shows that if a girl wants to cet alone she must learn to climb, as well as to plav tennis. Well, Doc. brousht the cow through all rijjht, but of course tho acricultural paper pre scription left lasting traces upon her. Ono of her horns giew tho wronc wav after that, the other fell out, and her tall dropped on. Greenlow sold her for $18, though, which was better than nothing. How the Doctor Treated Him. So we sent for Doc. Sturdevant to come and see the Maltese cat. He said there was no time to lose, and we should, have sent for him as soon as we saw her fnr begin to rise. He bored her ears with a hot iron, lifted the skin of her back and ran a hairpin thionsh and fastened the ends tozether with a wire, split her tail down from the other end about two and a half inches, and tubbed in salt pepper, cut off all ber claws, gave her a drench that ho mixed himseir, tied a piece or ham rind over eyos. and finally bled her. Didn't do anv cood. thoocrh: she died that same night It was because we didn'c send for him soon enough, he said. I suppose if we had sent for him any sooner she would hare died before he pot there. At this Mark Antony.who costme nothing, will never die under medical treatment Not under persecution. Nor by neglect or cruelty. A man who knows all about cats once told me that I ouaht to feel proud of my possession. He said be was a thorough bred Ancora cat. But alter I had brairired about this lor nearly two weeks, the man wrote me to say that he had made a little mistake; he meant Fern wood, which is the next station to Angora. When he speaks, however, he sounds" more Hire a Wawa cat, wnich is farther out on the Central division. This joke is a little fur-fetched, but so is tho cat Sprint's fjt.Born Darling, It is the May-day; raw the air; The sun above, how bright it is. Within my throat lurks Spring-time's note, And several kinds of "itises:" Branch, tonsil, laryng, several vernal thing! Which the May poet seldom ever sings. How sweet to put on heavy overshoes And lightly tread the plastlo, yielding lawn: To scramble, shrieking, through tho slimy ooze, And come out safe, with both goloshes cone. Hail, flowery May! Hail, snow, wind, rain and sleet; Hall, doctor, bed, and plasters on both feet! The circus poster blossoms on the fence. And. wal Iking slowly o er the distant lea Home comin; on the ties, from tar and thence. The laurel-crowned comedian I see. Hark, from the cackllug henyard, sharp and clear. It is the shrill-lipped crocus that I hear. By violet haunted ways I see the weed With nose of bloom, and rags that woo the sun. With listless step, and sense of chronic need, With endless Journey always Just begun The vernal trump, who bleep;!, who eats, and begs From May to March, a stomaoh upon legs. Soft buds the nurseryman, with sapless trees, , The seedman blooms, with antique goods , embalmed; And pious gardeners, on bended knees, Scratch in the ground for. hopeless bulbs becalmed; Chill is the night, and raw the fitful day. Cold as a Norway barn the house; it's May. ItOBEBT J. BUHDZTTE. Inconstant Man. Detroit Tree Press: He wooed and wooed, . She vowed she wouldn't He cooed and cooed, Until she couldn't Baruse him longer. Then ho ehose Bom other oat to darn hla hoa. TMa a A FIGHTING PASTOR. Couldn't Get One 'to Raise Enough Thunder to Suit Some Folks. PAEKHUEST ISFT LOUD ENOUGH. Such, a Policy Would Give the Theolozieal Students a Chance. TOLSTOI'S K0N-EE3ISTAXCE TIIEORI rwBims ron the dispatch. "When a man gets really warmed up as to some flagrant injustice or manifest wrong in social life, he is very apt to hold the church and the clergy responsible. These, he maintains, are set up to preach righteous ness, to denounce wrong-doing, to call for justice, and to demand the enforcement of the Golden Kule. In his red-hot haste for reform and redress, the zealous brother in sists that it is the province of the pulpit to ride rough-shod over sinners, to pour hot shot into the hypocrites, to shoot sharp slings and arrowy at the heretics, and to haul rich men over the coals for neglect and oppression of the poor. He seems to think that -'ministers enter the Church to become martyrs; that they are to have no scruples as to falling foul of their bread and butter and that they are to pitch in pell mell and go for the wicked with a sharp stick regardless of who is hit. If they don't do this, they are called cowards. It is said they are false to their trust and their high calling. They are, in contempt, styled time-servers. They are shown up by the scorn ers as toadies to their rich parishioners. They are held to be weak-kneed and poor-spirited if they do not plump dowmwith both feet upon the pet prejudices ot their patrons, or proclaim in public the shortcomings of those who have hired them and pay their, wages. Not a Healthy Place for Martyrs. That this is not the way of the world everybody knows. But few men are cut out lor martyrs. Experience, history and scripture teach them that it is safer and easier to be all things to all men. It is rather surprising to find Albion W. Tourgee coming out against the pulpit "With his experience and wide knowledge, it would seem as if he should know the limitations of the clergy, and the conversa tism ot the churches, or as he calls it "the cowardly caution that could hardly fail to awaken screams of laughter from Satanic hosts." He maintains, in a recent article, that "if the Christian pulpit dealt more in the de nunciation of known, acknowledged and bare-faced evils, and less in spiritual opiates and conscience ano3sthetics,the uorld would be better off, and the Kingdom of Heaven have more show for being crowded." This was said in reference to a sermon lately preached in New York, in which the minis ter made bold to say that a New York seat in the Senate of the United States had been stolen, and that the man who had en gineered the theft had the impudence to reach out for the Presidency. This bold, utterance, says Mr. Tourgee, "was well worthy to be spoken from a Christian pul pit" It is quite likely, however, that the congregation was composed of Republicans, who would enjoy such flings at a Democratic candidate. It the pillars of the church were Democrats, the reverend brother would probably have been a little more chary. Call for Agzressive Preachers. Jlr. Tourgee holds the Christian church responsible for quite a number of evils political ones especially. He wants Christian ministers to be aggressive, and carry the war into Africa. He says "the Christianity which counsels submission to curable evils, or excuses public wrongs, and reserves its denunciations exclusively for private and personal acts is a cowardly and contemptible sort" But what would he have? In his en thusiasm for reform he evidently loses sight ot the fact that "Besist not evil" is one of the foundation stones of Christianity. "The barbarities in the South, such as the world has not known for centuries." might per haps have all been prevented if the doc trine of non-resistance to evil, rather than that of armed force and violence, had been practiced by both parties. If the Kevolu tionary fathers had obeyed the Scriptural injunction, "Eesist not evil," the people of the United States might have been happy nnder "Vicky" and been spared the rum puses and hillabaloos, the liesand treach eries, the bribery and corruption, the bit ternesses and broken hearts of Presidental elections. If the North and the South had accepted the teaching as to non-resistance there would have been no bloody civil war to desolate millions of homes. Tolstoi's Theory In Itnsla. Tolstoi, the famous Eussian writer, in face of all the cruelty, oppression and bar barous despotism, of which the people of Russia complain, sternly maintains that "re sistance to evil is never justiued under any circumstances. Violence, as a" means of re dressing wrongs, is not only futile, but an accravation ot the original evil." The mis eries of Siberian exile, the horrors of polit ical prisons, the sufferings ot the Nihilists and revolutionists are the natural outcome of resisting evil by violence, says Tolstoi. He has no sympathy to spare' for either men or women, ivho, in failing to obey the command "Eesist not evil," bring upon themselves and their families the suttenng and sorrow that fall to the lot of those who engage in schemes to overthrow the Gov ernment and bring about reform. He will admit that the Nihilists are heroic, but, nevertheless, he insists they are all wrong. It does the world no good to have the heroes of Eussia shut up in the mines of Siberia. The conspiracies of the Nihilists only make life harder tor all Russians. The assassina tion policy results in shutting up the best intelligence of the country in dungeons. The 47 young men and women who volun teered to assassinate the Czar were brave, but they were foolish, and, as results have shown, it wonld have been better if they had lived up to the commandment of "Ee sist no evil." But Brother Tourgee wants to have the ministers stirred np. He wants the pulpit engaged in the work of resisting evil. He wants every Christian, every church to re sist the evil of "bull-dozing" in the South. He wants the whole power of Christianity put in motion to force the haughty South rons to quit robbing the Republicans of their rights as citizens. He fails to remem ber that the preachers are bound to upheld the commandment, "Eesist not evil," al though they know it is hardly in human nature to put it in practice. How JoUn Uuii' Style W oald Suit. "Where the line should be drawn as to the non-resistance is very hard to see. Evi dently John Huss did not know it, when in the chapel at Prague he boldly preached the doctrines of the heretic Wicklifie de nounced a bull issued by the Pope, con demned the sale of indulgences, and when excommunicated proceeded to write a book full of abuse of the Pope an 1 the estab lished religion. This is the sort ot bold ness, we are told, that is wanted in the Church at present. But people nowadays wouhl say that John was "too brash." If he had not been so lively in resisting the powers that be, he might have escaped be ing burued at the stake. Another man who was filled with the zeal and the boldness desired in the pulpit to-day was Savonarola, who used -his position in the church tor political purposes, and the promotiou ot republicauism. He denounced the abuses in the church, exposed the vises of the clergy, and, like Father McGIynn, refnsed to submit to the authority ot the Pope. He, too, was excommunicated, and afterward condemued, put to the torture, and finally killed. As a saint and a martyr he has won golden opinions; but was it wise in him to stir up wrath, to excite enmity, hatred and malice, to split the people into ferocious factions, and incite bloodshed by his attacks upon his own Church? Such courage mar be desirable, bnt Tolstoi would say that it did more harm than good. Martin .Lather Was a Fire-Eater. Another bold man in the pulpit was Luther, who stirred up all Europe with his violent controversies and his bitter denun ciations of the evils and errors of the Church. After he was excommunicated by the Pope for heresy, he indulged in the fiercest invectives and most violent vituper ation against the spiritual powers in his books, and was "the tongue and sword of his time." But great as he was, valiant, courageous, zealous, Tolstoi would say to him that in exciting the evil passions of mankind, in promoting bitterness and en mity, in fomenting and furthering the re ligious contests which made war throughout Germany, and for that .matter the world unto this day, he was doing moro damage than good. How people do let their angry 'passions rise in a religious controversy is well known. Men can get madder over justifica tion by faith, or predestination, or free grace'than anything else. JKVhen they haye got "sot" in a conviction they stick to it, hang on to it, and fizht for it regardless of logic, argument, or proof piled on proof. It may be. that this' is justifiable as "holy wrath," but it does just as much damage and perhaps more as the more common sort of violence. Mr. Tourgee apparently wants the black brethen to fiffht for their Lrijhts, and desires that the pulpit should deal out denunciations of all sorts and sizes upon the Democracy ,of the South. He talks as If quite anxious for the strife to be gin. It seems as if he took no stock what ever in non-resistance. Tolstoi seems to be of the same opinion as the old woman in the country who leaves everything to the Lord, and says the "Lord will ketch up with the wicked in his own good time." Too Much Expected of Preacher. It is perhaps this philosophy that keeps the Church deaf and blind 'to the political frauds and robberies over which Mr.Tourgee so emphatically mourns. Preachers are but men, and some of them very childish men at that In their Presbyteries, and confer ences and meetings tbey show the stuff they are made of, and the temper of their minds. Watch a lot of boys lighting over a game of marbles, and a measure of the smallness and intolerance of many of the "beloved brethren" can be taken. They have put away their childish toys but have not learned to control their "childish tempers. But in these exacting days too much is ex pected of them. Brother Tourgee wants them to "go for" political robbers. "What sort of a life would they have it they did? Other men hanker for tbem to hold up to the public the sins of the monopolists and the men who grow rich by legal robbery. Think ot what a rumpus it would raise it the clersy attacked the big sinners from the pulpit, as some people so ardently de sire. Imagine Brother Paxton in his capac ity as a public teacher pouring out denun ciations upon the gamblers of Wall street, and refusins to accept his rich parishioner's (Jay Gould's) contribution of $25,000 until Jay had proven that every dollar was hon estly come by. Fancy the pastor of Eocke teller's church in face of his liberal contri butions to religious purposes dilatintr pub licly on how much easier it will be for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for him to enter the kingdom of heaven. Imagine the ministers who are hired to fake charge of the spiritnal con cerns of "the 400" dinning into their ears every Sunday that to insure their own sal vation they mnst sell all that they have and give to the poor. Every man knows he is right in accumulating money to keep the wolf from the door and to give his family the pleasures and comforts of life. "Would it abolish poverty if the Astors, Vander bilts and others with mighty wealth should sell all they have and give to the poor? After the Manner of Parlchorst No minister, however eloquent, power ful or zealous, would be tolerated if he should preach as Tourgee and other enthu siasts desire and require. They would, to use a Shakespearean expression, be "fired" very swiftly. As the texts have it they would "be in derision dally,"'their "pleas ant portion would be made a desolate wil derness, their enemies would mock at and laugh' them to scorn, and they would have "tears to drink in great measure." Con sidering all this, do they not do more wisely to leave the sinners to the Lord, as did Jeremiah, whose soul was comforted by the assurance that the people of whom he complained should be "fed with wormwood and be given water of gall to drink, and that the sword should be sent after them, and that evil should come upon them from which thev could not escape." For their own well-being and comfort and that of their families, ministers cannot well afford to play the martyr, or do the John Huss act, even in these more tolerant days. Dr. Swing was swung out of the Presby terian Church for uttering something not in accordance with the "Westminster Confes sion. Brother Brig;s is being followed up as a heretic by his brethren in the Church as vindictively aj if he had committed some of the deadly sins, because he ventured to en tertain some opinions that were not con sistent with thoe held by the Holy Fathers centuries ago. Dr. Patton, who leads thi hosts of his enemies, is dead set'upon depos ing and disgracing him if possible. If Brother Patton were possessed of the spirit of a sixteenth century berry hunter he could hardly show more active zeal in persecuting those who presume to doubt the doctrines of predestination and infant damnation. Brother Bausman's little scrap of hope that the heathen might have some small chance for salvation in the world to come was seized npon as heresy by his enemies, who never rested nntil they had coerced the Presbytery into giving him the 'grand bounce." Bessie Bramble. THE H0HE 0? WOMEH'S CLTJB1 TfaaMngton Has All Sorts, bat They Are All Formed for Business. New Tort Tribune "Washington has a variety of women's clubs. There are the "Wiuiod vughsis, the Woman's Suffrage, the Woman's Christian Temperanre Union, the Woman's Anthro pological, Pro Ee Nata and a number of others. All of these clubs are formed for self-improvement or for benevolent pur poses. There is not one organized for merely social pleasure. Most of these societies ot women will be represented at the federation of clubs to be held in Chicago in May. The Anthropological Club will send its Presi dent, Mrs. Landers; Mrs. E. M. Marble will represent the Wimodaughsis; Mrs. M. A. Lockwood will express the sentiments of the Woman's National Press Club; Mrs. Lucia Blount, President of Pro Ee Nata, and Mrs. S. E. Hibbert, a member, will go to Chicago in behalf of their favorite club. Pro Re Nata is the only club of its kind, being organized for the study of parliament ary laws and fo promote the oratorical pow ers of its members. Mrs. Blount is also President of the Isabella Club and Vice President of the Daughters of the Revolu tion. Mrs. S. E. Hibbert a woman of in telligence, wit and tact wrrtes articles on political economy and philosophical and psychic subjects. THE WIPB 0? A M0HA1IMEDAH. She Is Only a Slave and Really Hasn't aa Mach Liberty of Action. I would rather be a dog in America than to be the wile of a Mohammcdin, says Eev. G. F. Filian, of Antioch, Syria, in the St Louis Globe-Danoarat. The wives have abso lutely no freedom of choice; they see nothing of their future husband before marriage; have nothing, to do with the courtship, all business of this kind being done by their fathers and a priest They do not attend even the marriage ceremony, but are mar ried by proxy, a brother or relative attend ing in tneir stead. After marriage they are simply the slaves of their husbands, rarely appear in public, and when they do, are so closely veiled as to deprive them of all the pleasure of an outing. Boachxs. bedbuys and other insects are conspicuous by their absence in houses where Bugino i used occasionally. 23 eta. EAST END WHEELMEN Organize An Association and Will Give Monthly Tournaments AT THE GYMKASTIC CLUB'S PARK. There Hay Also Be an Open Meeting During the Present Season. WIimSBUKG TO HATE X CLTFBH0TJ5B The 'cyclers in the East End Gymnastle Club have organized' a bicycle club to bo known as the East End Gym Wheelmen. It will add a feature not in any bicycle club in Pittsburg, a club meeting at the Gym park each month. There is a large membership of wheelmen in the gymnastic club, and there is little doubt but that they will all add their names to the list of the new club. Every induce ment will be held out to bring all the riders in, and it will not be the fault of the projec tors if not a wheelman in the club fails to join them. At the meeting held to organize the clnb 20 members were put on the list, and there are already promises of several more to be added at the meeting to be held Thursday evening of this week. J. P. Cul. bertsou, Jr., of the firm of Kerchner & Cul bertson, is at the head of the organization, having been elected temporary chairman, and also selected to draft a eonstitntlos under which the club will operate. He will report at the next meeting. The Club's Programme for the Season. The regular club meetings will be held at the Gym's" grounds the first Monday in each month, beginning with Jane and running through the season. Club runs will also bo had on the 8th of each month through tho summer. Another thing that would be of interest to local wheelmen would be an open tournament this season. The E. E. G. wheelmen could not do better tban to satisfy their friends in this matter, and such as event is certainly among the probabilities. It will be discussed as soon as the clnb it fully organized. The greatest advantage the E. E. G. W. will have over other 'cycling clubs i the use of a first-class track at the Gym park. It will give the boys a better opportunity to train than is enjoyed by any other wheel men except those in the Three A.'s. They can keep m good condition, and, if the en thnsiasm keeps up, the new organization ousht to produce some good racing material during the course of the season. While the members had the same opportunities be fore organizing, by combining there will be more ot an incentive to train, as there will necessarily be some friendly rivalry among the members. It is certainly a good move, and should fill a good place for the amateurs. ladles to Bo Honorary Members. Although only gentlemen can be mem bers of the E. E. G. C, the lady riders of the East End will be cared lor by being made associate members. There are'a large number of good cyclers among the ladiei in that end of the city and the wheelmen ex pect to have the majority of them in their club. The wheelmen who joined the club at the first meeting are J. P. Culbertson, Jr., W. H. Hays, S. Mnsgrave, G. W. 3Iartin, E. G Kehew, E. a Smith, W. H. Hastings, E. Johnson, J. Alexander. C Beggs, E. Ham ilton. J. C Aull, Dr. George S. Proctor, J. McCleary, E X. Breck, Jr., J. A. Hartricfc, a Addy, Paul Graff, Dan B3rr and W. Addy. Probably as many more will be added by the next meeting. The club will operate under tne rules of the East End Gymnastic Club and L. A. W. Tlio TVHklnsbnrs; Athlete. The Wilkinsburg Athletic Association' grounds are nearly ready for the opening ot the baseball season there, which will be on May 14. Work has been going on this week, but the rain has kept it back some what Among the other features of the as sociation will be a ladies' clubhouse to bs erected in a lew weeks. The gentlemen will be accommodated with lockers under the grandstand this season, but next year a commodious clubhouse will be erected. A five years' lease on the grounds is held by the association with a privilege of pur chase at the end of that time. There is no doubt of the grounds ultimately becoming the property of the association, as they will make quite extensive improvements and will not care to lose that investment There were 300 shares of stock taken, and more could be had it necessary. The association is starting out on a sound basis and will un doubtedly be a success. Xotes of the Amatnnf. Szwickiet will need an instructor ia the new order of things there. The A. A. A-'s are at work fixing up Recre ation Park. Play will begin there soon. With its bicycle club the East End Gyms seem to be trying to monopolize the entire field of spore. The Ions list of Western University men training for tho inter-collegiate field day portends a bi tournament The West End Gymnastio Club boys de serve encouragement in their efforts to In crease ontUusIasm. in that section of tho city. Gardxzb and Smlnk will he the Wllkins bnnr battery at the opening game of the Comity League season at the East End Gym Park. The Western University will hold Its pre liminary field day May 11, to decide upon its representatives in the lnter-collegiato sport . Ixtzrest among amateurs is evinced by the great number of improvements, new clubhouses, grounds, etc., springing up In all quarters. The East End Gymnastic Club took la efcht new members last month, and so far this month there have been ten applications. (julte a Doom going on tnere. The prospects of good boat racing on the Allegheny this season will increase the in terest ia boating and should boom the mem bership of the Columbia club. Laws T33S13 courts in tho old T. 1L C A. grounds in Allegheny will swell the mem bership of the Three A.'s nmong the ladles. Allezheny has Ion? needed a club furnishing first-class facilities for tennis. Sewicsxet will probably fnrnish soma strons competitors for honors amoue the amateurs this sea 'on. With the new club house Sewickley'i) lacilities tor producing; first class amateurs will bo second to none. 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