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Including Sunday. 1 m'tb. SO t-UN-DAY Dispatch, One Year 2 50 AVtrKLT Dispatch. One Year 1 15 Tut Daily Dispatch Is delivered by carriers at 1". cents per week, or. including bunda; Edition, at 10 cents per week. riTTSBUnG. MONDAY. FEBRUARY 3. TOO VAST A SCALE. An investigation of the progress of the World's Fair at Chicaso, by The Dis tatch's special correspondent, brings out the fact thatthe work so far as it has gone is planned on a scale surpassing anything ever yet accomplished in that line. The buildings are greater, with architectural ornamentation carved to a degree far be jondeven the Paris exposition. "When all is done," says our correspondent, "it will be the wonder and delight of the visiting world." And having got this magnificent scale of operations planned out and the work half done, the enterprise is nearly stalled by the fact that the money raised will not more than half pay i Vor the work to be done. Who is responsible for the wild policy of going ahead without any relation to resources is an open question. It is probable that the division of responsibility between the national and local boards has been productive of much of the difficulty. It is certain that the National Com mission has set the example by fixing its own salaries on a scale even larger than that bt the Fair. It is also clear that the Government cannot divest itself of a por tion of the responsibility from taking part in the management of the Fair any more than it can escape the discredit of the immense scale on which the enterprise has been begun should it produce a fiasco. What is to be done under these circum stances? While Chicago has thrown over board her pledge that the Government would not be asked for any aid except the appropriation for the Government exhibit, the has kept and exceeded her promise of raising $5,000,000. Whether the Govern ment can fairly put all the responsibility for the wild scale of expenditures on the Chicago management is doubtful. That it cannot escape the disgrace which "would attach to our name abroad if the enter prise should prove a fizzle is beyond dis pute. The general expression of opinion throughout the country is that Congress should authorize an advance sufficient to insure thp creditable completion of the enterprise. It is difficult to find an escape from this conclusion, although it is not creditable to th management that this departure from pledges should be necessary. But ore making a loan or appropriation mgress Will be justified in seeing that laries are cut down to a reasonable isis, and that the superfluous features of e enterprise are brought within reason- )le limits. A SUGGESTIVE COMPARISON. Food for reflection is furnished our citizens in the publication at Chicago of a semi-official estimate that the tax levy this year will be two per cent on a valua tion of $250,000,000. In other words, while the Chicago valuation is less than that of Pittsburg is expected to be, the amount raised by taxation is from 25 to 33 per cent greater. Xo one can deny that the relative value . property in" a city of a million inhab .ants must be many times greater than in i city of a quarter of a million; and the ex penses of city government should also be much larger. Pittsburg's expenses have grown in greater ratio than her popula tion, but it is not necessary to calculate that Chicago's exp'enses should be four times those of Pittsburg because her population is so much greater. If we suppose the legitimate ratio to be two or three times, the contrast between the taxation or unicago ana .fittsburg is 'ifficiently marked. The fact that Chicago's tax levy is 20 mills while Pittsburg's is expected to be from 12 to 15 marks the -slight import ance which either valuage or millage has by itself in determining the burden of tax ation. It is the total of appropriations, or amount raised by taxation, that deter mines the fact that Pittsburg's tax levy imposes a burden of S12 to $15 per capita, while Chicago's is less than $5, with the percentage of levy on real value of prop erty about the same. Ought not Pittsburg in its present con dition to administer its government as economically as Chicago does when it is preparing itself for the World's Fair? Perhaps if our burdens of taxation were brought somewhere nearer those of the Western city, our city might approximate more closely to Chicago's wonderful ratio of growth. HARD TO FB.OVE. With the exclamation "Et tu Brute!" the Philadelphia Record protests against tho remJirlof The Dispatch attributing H. of front from its former un erring -defense of constitutional rights -gainst corporate aggressions. It re iterates its declaration that the anthracite deal is "within the boundary of the law" and deserves public approval, and it asks The Dispatch to suspend its judg ment f If this means that the Record will under- take to prove from the information within its reach that the consolidation and leases known as the Beading deal is a legitimate amalgamation of railway interests to ' create new and competing lines of trans- portation, The Dispatch will be very I glad to give its evidence due considera fc tion. It cannot promise to suspend I judgment till that tather indefinite date. But when the cotemporary which has m so long been hand in hand with The Tr DisPATcn on the subject of corporate abuses succeeds in proving that the guid p ing purpose of the anthracite consolida 6 " tion is not the suppression of all competi f tion in that industry, The Dispatch will be prompt to recognize its own mistake Jand make amends to its cotemporary. But we have little hope that such an . 1 innocuous and justifiable character can be .irr - - shown to attach to the transaction. The Record has too often and too thoroughly exposed the sham of the threadbare Trust talk of the benefit to producer and con sumer by bringing them together "through the agency of a single Intermediary" to permit us much faith when we find the same phrases appearing In its columns. It has plainly shown in past years the pur pose of former combinations to eam divi dends on enormously watered capitaliza tion by suppressing competition and main taining rates at double the standard which yields a profit on the transportation of bituminous coal to leave any doubt as to the object of a more binding combination. Especially is the road to any other con clusion closed when the first result of the consolidation is to send the stock of the most dropsical combination up in the direction of par.-and to produce a promise of dividends on what has been shown in the columns of our cotemporary to be purely fictitious stock. If this were not enough to shut off the hope it holds out, the appearance, on the same day with its article, of the proposi tion by which all individual operators are to be taken out -of the market and the railroads' already excessive share In the cost of coal ii to grow with increased ratio for every additional 25 cents per ton squeezed from the producer by its monop oly, would put the last nail in the coffin of that fragile theory. CONSERVATIVE socialism. The name of Socialists for the political party creating the present agitation in Germany suggests to American readers the idea of wild and impracticable schemes of legislation, let it is a fact that the platform and demands of that party when analyzed amount to little more than what would be recognized in this country as self-evident republican doctrine. This fact has already been stated In these columns; but the evident approach of German affairs to a crisis gives imme diate importance to the resemblance of what Is considered revolutionary in Ger many to conservative principles of popular government in the United States. The Socialist platform calls for universal suffrage, popular elections by secret ballot, a wide extension of the principle of local government, the election of public officials by the people, a national militia in place of a standing army, tho decision of peace or war to rest with the representatives of the people, the repeal of laws prohibiting free ex pression of opinion or the right of association or public meeting, religion to be a matter of private opinion, and the Church to be independent of the State, secularization of the public schools, free administration of justice with judges to be elected by the people, and legislation for the protection of the working classes. In all these reforms the German Socialists ask nothing that has not been fully estab lished in this country. In some respects the Socialist programme goes beyond the established practice in this country. Universal suffrage without regard to sex has been adopted in but one Territory. The "direct participation of the people in legislation" refers, we supl pose, to the submission to popular vote as is done here with constitutional amend ments. It is proposed to establish compulsory attendance at the schools and to furnish free books and free dinners the first two being par tially adopted in this country and the last unknown here. 'Tree administration of justice" in the German view includes free legal advice and payment of com pensation to persons unjustly accused, arrested or condemned, which are novelties that might profitably be considered. The abolition of capital punishment was adopted in some of our Sttes a generation ago. The "unbroken rest of thirty-six hours in each week for every workineman" has been practically established wherever the Saturday half holiday is maintained. In short, the only particulars in which the alleged Socialist programme goes much beyond what is familiar politics in this country are free dinners for school chil dren, free legal advice in the courts, and free medical treatment and medicine. Whether these would constitute a radical gain to society or not may be open to dis cussion; but no intelligent American will assert that their adoption would give any shock to the stability of our institu tions. ills thus made evident that the German Socialists are not the revolutionary and impracticable creatures suggested by the title, but are really standing on tolerably conservative republican principles. NEEDS OF THE NATIONAL GUARD. The report of the acting Adjutant Gen eral of the National Guard of Pennsyl vania shows the discipline and organiza tion of that body to be at a high standard. This is a gratifying evidence that the high estimate placed upon our State military organizations is fully justified. On the other hand, the equipment of the troops is almost as bad as their discipline and spirit are commendable. Some steps toward im proving it in minor respects are noted. But great coats that have been in use for thirteen years, blankets through which peas can he sifted, and guns of the type reached at the close of the Civil War are not what the State requires or the soldiers of the National Guard deserve. The next Legislature should take prompt steps to thoroughly supply these deficiencies. Since Pennsylvania has a well-disciplined body of State troops it can well afford to equip it with modern material. TIME TO DO SOMETHING. It is pleasant to be assured by the lead ers of the House that that body will this week proceed to get down to business. It is high time for the immense Democratic majority to do something to demonstrate its reason for existence. It is now three months since the assembling of Congress, and the amount of progress accomplished on public business of importance can only be stated by a very large cypher. The Senate has shown a little more aptitude than the House for public business in rati fying one treaty of international import ance, and in grinding out a large number of public building bills for which there is no possible excuse except on the basis of the general grab. This is not very much better, but it contains an indication that the Senate can do some business if it has a sufficient provocation. The inability of the House to get down to actual work is not confined to any es pecial political leadership, but it was never more marked, and never had so lit tle excuse as at present The Fiftieth Congress did not reach actual work until the first part of February; but it bad the excuse of the work to be done in committee on the Hills bilL The Fifty-first Congress was a little tardier, but it had the same excuse as regards the McKinley bilL The Fifty-second Con gress has rounded out a full three months of practical inanition for no reason what- ever except the Inability of the Demo- cratic leaders to agree upon a policy and j the " ?' among themselves over t; 5iidental situation. These luos .indicate that the tiouble with Congress does not lie with any one party, but Is due to the vices of our poli tics and the unwleldlness of the House! But the immense majority of the Dem ocrats there places the 'entire responsi bility for the loafing Of the present ses sion on that party. For the benefit o "A Reader" who asks us to giro the "true English" of onr quota tion from Lord Bramwell's pen, we would say that we feel hardly competent to in terpret the Idea which mat illustrious writer intended to convoy. We criticised the passage for its indirect confusion of style, not for any specific grammatical error, and we feel that the author alone is capable of conveying his meaning without fear of mis take. Indianapolis has at least two reforms urgently pressed upon its consideration. Its police force should he strengthened and its strikers should be taught that violence is out of place in the labor disputes of to-day. A wealthy and honest philanthropist would find a useful outlet for some of his superfluous abundance in the endowment of a college lor the study of statistics on a truthful basis. It Is all very well to say that facts cannot lie, bat there is at present no mote fruitful source of untruthfulness than that of tabulated statistics perverted by unscrupulous special pleaders to prove whatever may be desired. Br its unprecedented preparations for a prize-fight New Orleans is hardly going to work in the right way to establish a reputa tion for the law-abiding characteristics which make a city's'commercial success. Last year the California Legislature made attempted train wrecking or robbery a capital offense. A New York paper com mented with pathetic sorrow on the back wardness of civilization which could even excuse such a measure. If that New York paper have a memory and a conscience it must feel a trifle ashamed Of Ferry's East ern achievements. These is as much sincerity in the desire expressed by Congressmen to get rid of their power for pationage as there is In tbe rich man's wail that wealth is a burden, and that poverty is essential to happiness. However inconvenient, from a Govern ment point of, view, may be the number of desertions fiom onr army and the difficulty of obtaining recruits for the British military forces, it Is very significant of the social and industrial progress of the age that the conditions of a soldier's life are less allur ing than they were. In this age of trust-formations and mo nopolization, it is gratifying to learn that a strong movement is under way In California for splitting up its Immense farm and ranches among small holders. The three most promising methods for attaining notoriety, aocordlng to present in dications, are: To attempt to stifle the voice of a political parry, to rob an express train, or to lay claims to the "butlership of polite society. Curiously enough we are indebted to New York State for the exhibition of all three. . With Hill's convention on Washington's Birthday and tbe Third Party's variety entertainment scheduled for July 4 onr national anniversaries will be specially il lustrious this year of grace. While our cities are becoming more and more unnaturally congested, farmers in Western States assert that it was never so difficult to obtain agricultural laborers. Farmers in Iowa and Illinois offer $18 to $22 a month, with board, and yet we hear that there are 30,000 men lacking work in Chi cago. The new French Cabinet is more than usually remarkable for the variety of its components, and it is probable that Its life will be even shorter than the average. Since there is no report that Senator Hill is suffering from a severe cold, on re suming his place after his prolonged ab sence, it is to be surmised that his constitu tion is more robust than, the average Presl dental candidate or else the chairs must be kept very well aired. Kaiser Wilhelm is as fearless as he is antiquated, and there Is little hope that he will ever acknowledge that "Discretion is the better part of valor." However much truth there may be in Herder's statement'that he did not receive fair play, his attempts to stir up race hatred in Canada are indefensible and should lower his standing with the thoughtful public, if that be possible. Having had a week of delusively good weather we should be grateful for a change that warns us that spring has not yet ar rived. HIGH OX THE LADDER. Minister Egan is now, taking a vaca tion at Coronet Mrs. Grimwood, the heroine of Hani pur, has dcclinedanandsome offer to lecture. She is a heroine indeed. Loubet, the head of the new French Cabinet, is described as a man who has been 16 years in public life "without making a record. Victor Hugo wrote standing at a high desk;. the elder Dumas worked with his shirt sleeves rolled up; the present Dumas writes with a quill on blue paper. Mrs. John T. Adair, the American wife ot an Irish gentleman, has an Irish castle, an English estate and a big Texas cattle ranch, but discards them all for the charms of Lon. don. John L Blair, one of the founders of the Delaware, Lackawanna and Western Railroad, although 90 years of age, attended the annual meeting of that corporation cm Wednesday last. Senator Dawes, of Massachusetts, will J be 76 years old next October, and bis present term of office will expire in March, 1833. But there is a great deal of talk about re-electing him next winter. Kussian papers deny emphatically that General Gourko, Governor General of Russian Poland, Intends to resign his place. They gay that he is still hale despite his 61 years, and will be the leader of the Russian army in case of a European war. The King of Wurtemberg is reported to be greatly annoyed because thelate Kingbo queathed the beautiful villa of Taubenheim to an American, theengineer of the Royal Theater. Every effort made by the King to repurchase the villa has failed. OIL PAIK TINGS AS COUNTERFEITS. Imitation by an Artist of a Treasury Note Seized In an Art Gallery. Chicago, Feb. 28. The Secret Service offi cials have seized as a counterfeit an oil painting in imitation of a $1 Treasury note on exhibition in an art gallery here. The painting is by Cail Linden, a looal artist, and it will be forwarded to the Treasury Department at Washington. There are said to be many paintings of bills of various denominations in art sat ieties here, and if any of tbem are found they will meet the same fate. The Reform Circus. Detroit Journal. Tbe Pittsbcrq Dispatch Is one of the most independent political Journals In the coun try and its Washington correspondent, an able and experienced writer, tells political lacts as they come under his notice with charming impartiality. He has been show. Ing up, in terms of the most positive charac ter, tbe utter worthlessness of the present House of Representatives. There is no mis taking his meaning, and he Intends to make it as plain as his command of the English lartrrnarra will O vo t Atthnnrffi tho anAr1 la a disgrace to the nation, it should be read by every citizen in the country. PERSONAL ACQUAINTANCE. WRITTZX FOB Till DISPATCH,! It IS no use trying to see men by looking at them tbrongb a book. Even the political economies cannot teach us much about tbe thoughts, or the wants, or the needs of men. If we desire to know men we must get tbem by the hand, and look into their eyes, and hear them speak. Nothing will ouf prejudice like personal acquaintance. The opinion that Protestants have of Roman Catholics, and that Roman Catholics have of Protestants, is about as near to truth as a caricature valentine. It Is the result of distance and ignorance. I .met a man one day in Munich who bad an idea that Americans were copper coloiedl He had learned that, ho thought, out of geo graphy. That Is about as near as any book can come to an aocurate description bf a man. We get our ideas of Romanism out of Foxe's Book of Martyrs. Our estimates are made from controversial pamphlets, and from religious newspapers. Personal friend ship correots all that. Listen to a Protestant talking about Roman Catholics. Yon can tell at once whether or not he has any per sonal friends who hold allegiance to the Pope. The estimate that tbe orthodox have of tbe heretics, and thatthe beietlcs have of the orthodox, is an equally good illustration. It depends on personal acquaintance. The orthodox who look at heretics through the pages of orthodox books think that they are near relations to the father of lies. "Don't you know met" asked an ancient hereslarch who met an ancient saint in the street of an ancient city. To which the saint, with piously averted face, answered, "Yes; 1 rec ognize yon perfectly. You are the first-born of Satan!" Improve on Personal Acquaintance. Once upon a time in Pittsburg, a man was tried for blasphemy, and fined, and, in default of payment, was given lodging in the Jail. That was a good while ago. A friend of mine who was a small boy at the time, told me the other day that when he met that bad man for the first time be was amazed. He looked at him withall his eyes. He even walked all around him that he might get a better view. And afterward he whispered to his father, "Papa, he hasn't any tail." He had expected to discover a forked tail, and horns and hoofs and other familiar characteristics of tbe devil. He has always had a good opinion, from that day, of unbelievers. Now be is one himselfl All infidels have horns and hoofs until we get personal acquaintance with them. After that we have to make corrections in our previous Judgments. And all the ortho dox are bigots, legretting that stakes and fagots have gone out of fashion, and chuokllng over the delightful prospect of a good time coming when the hungry worm and the hungry fire will get their fill of here tics until we find out better by personal ac quaintance. The capitalist and the proletariat havo their opinion of each other not a compli mentary opinion. To the proletariat a cap italist is a selfish, hard hearted, grasping, avaricious, unscrnpulous. Iron-fisted plun derer of. the poor. To tbe capitalist, the prisoners of poverty are in a prison to wnich they are justly sentenced by the righteous law of the survival of tbe fittest; every man can get work if he wants it; all the distresses of tbe masses are caused by laziness and drink; and, as my legal friend maintained, the lowest coal heaver, if he be haves himself, can become a capitalist. The System, Not tbe Man, Is Wrong. These caricatures are the result of a lack of personal acquaintance. The work- ingman and tbe capitalist do not either of them know what they are talking about. The capitalist is a quiet, well-behaved gen tleman, who has a kind heart and a generous hand, and who really wants to be as much of a helper in this hard world as he is able. The trouble with him is the system under which he lives. He knows not what to do. And, for that matter, who does knowT I had a long talk with a workingman not long ago, who is one of the leaders of organized Industry in this city, and he had no real way out. He could not suggest anything only co operation. That, Indeed, seems to be a most admirable suggestion. I had another letter last week from my friend, the tramp, and at the end of it, enclosing a newspaper account of Alfred Dolge's distribution of profits at Dolgeville, he said: "If the masters want-to do right why not do like this gent their is a man what is a man and! bet his workmen put iu'good Work for him why because they aie helping themselves at the same time." And yet I believe there are difficulties, more than tbe men see, about tho adoption of co operation. As for the workingman, he has the hardest lines of any man that lives. I had an inter view with a German one day last week, a conservative Socialist If there is any such thing who told me that this is not a free country; that wherever there is the presence of a capitalist there Is the presence of a master; that conditions ate not changed very much from the old feudal days of serfs and barons. And surely if slavery means anything, it means the plight of a man who woiks from the dark of morning to the dark of evening, and his wife works, and his chil dren work, and all for the pay of a home which Is but a kennel, and a dinner which is but a foretaste of starvation. Friendship Would Beget Sympathy. Now, what we need, it seems to me, is the help of personal acquaintance. I wish that the proletariat could know the capital ist, and know Just what a good man he is. And I wish the capitalist. could make the actual acquaintance with tbe prisoners of poverty, and see with his own eyes Just how hard their life is, and what their needs aie. There ought to be a sympathy growing out of such friendship that would solve some of our hard problems. The most profitable kind of association that I can thinkof would be an association here in Fittsburg of wage workers and employers of labor onperfectly equal terms, for the purpose bf better ac quaintance. The observation that is taken of a star from any single point is always wrong. It needs to be corrected by comparison with an observation taken from another distant point. This Is one of the settled principles of astronomy. It is a principle that is wider than tbe science of astronomy. It is Just as true in the much more important science of political economy. We must make our own corrections for parallax. The look that we get at social conditions in the pages of a book must be'eorrected by the look which we ought to get in the laces of living men. Tbe capitalist who studies industrial society from his own point of view alone is bound to be wrong. The workingman who studies industrial society from his own point of view is just as sure to be deceiving himself. And we want no lies in this business. We want the whole truth to build on. Going at a Problem Systematically. I have been reading with great interest the "Bulletin" of the "University Settle ment" of New York. The University Settle ment Is an endeavor to follow along the lines of Toynbee Hall and Oxford House in London and Andover House in Boston. It is made up of college men who have taken lodgings in a tenement house in Forsyth stieet in the most thickly populated part of New York. The Tenth ward, in which these men have gone to live, Is that district whioh the police ot that city know as tbe "typhus ward," the "suicide ward" and the "crooked ward." People are crowded there Just twice as close as they aie in Whitechapel. Num erous street Intersections have saloons on three corners. Gamblers, thieves, drunk ards, fugitives from Justice, candidates for tbe penitentiary, managers of sweat shops, people of all varieties of disorderly living, flock together in these unolean nests. Here tbe politician is met on every street, while the plumber Is unknown. These men of education and refinement, men withbig hearts and clear heads, have gone to live In tbe midst of tbls foul human swamp, and, if possible, to drain it a lit tle, and to make it a little more habitable for human beings. Here they have a gym nasium, and a library, and a klndergaiten, and a Penny Provident Bank and a Young Men's Clnb, and a Young Woman's Club, and whatever agencies may possibly avail to bring out something of the Innate good ness which they believe is somewhere hid den in the heart of every brother and sister of ours under the sun. Pittsburg In Need of a School. They are getting personally acquainted with the people. They are studying sooial science In the actual lives of living men. They have set up there in the midst of that dlstrlot of misery an Institution which is meant to be for the stndent or poverty what a hospital is for the student of disease. They say frankly that they expect "much energy and many efforts to end without any gains apparent to tbe eye; but all seemingly fruit less work clears away much ignorance from the subject, and, strictly speaking. Is as necessary and prodnctive as obviously suc cessful work." "Perhaps," they say, "we shall have to learn all the wrong paths be fore we find tbe right." And they get en couragement out of the thought that, how. ever much they may do for the Eighth As sembly District, they will learn invaluable lessons for themselves. We need an Institution such as that In Pittsburg, not only as an uplifting influence, but as a school; as a place for practical study of the gieat enigmas which, like the enigma of the Sphinx, must be answered or there will be disaster; as a meeting ground on which the extremes of our municipal society may pome together for personal acquaintance. A NOBLEMAN FKOM CHICAGO. L-is Than a Month A'go He Was a Car penter, But Now He's a Millionaire. NiwYobk, Feb. 28. A genuine Chicago nobleman Is in the city. He Is at the Fifth Avenue Hotel and has come here, It is re ported, to be married. This Interesting Westerner, whose full title is Sir George W. Northedge, Baronet, and whose fortune is estimated at, $1,125,000, was, less than a month ago, a poor carpenter, occupying a plainly furnished room In Chicago, and hav-J ing as little notion that he would to-day be a "nobleman and rich as that the heavens would fall. It was late in the afternoon of February that Northedge was finishing some work on the roof of a barn. A man called him from the foot ot the ladder and congratulated him on being the heir to a large fortune. The modesty and common sense of the carpenter at once told hlta that the man was in the confidence line. A few hours later Northedge realized that everything he had been told was tho truth. He soon learned that he was not only the heir to one fortune of $900,000, but to another of .250,000, and, not only that, but he was also the heir to an old and honored English title. This second piece of good news came to him from another source entirely, an English advocate at Montreal, writing him that he was one of three heirs to a fortune left by one of his grandfathers 35 years ago. Long before this, Northedge bad locked up his tool chest, given away bis overalls, fitted himself out at a fashionable tailor's and taken looms at a first-class hotel, regardless Of expense. Then he had. his life insured for $100,000 and finally began to look about for a wife. Many of Chicago's fair dames and misses, dazzled by the stories of his wealth ana importance, had written him scented notes telling him of hearts waiting to be loved, but Sir George did not want that kind of a wire. He kept up his searoh for a wife, and it is whispered he has found his Ideal In this city and has come here to see her and be married before going abroad to take his first look at his property. QUEEN ISABELLA RULED OUT. World's Fair Authorities Refuse to Grant Space for a Monument and Pavilion. Chicago, Feb. 28. The Queen Isabella As sociation, it was virtually announced offi cially last evening, is to be ban ed out of all participation in the World's Fair. An ap plication was some time ago made by the as sociation for space within the Fair grounds for the erection of a statue, heroic size, of Qneen Isabella, and also for a pavilion for tbe use of tbe association. The application was referred to the Committee on Buildings and Grounds and Chler of Construction for action. Mrs. Potter Palmer, President of the Board of Lady Managers, in a communi cation upon the subject, heaitily recom mended tbe granting of the site for the statue, which was to be of 'bronze and the work of the famous sculptress, Harriet Hos mer, and also recommended that the Grounds and Buildings Committee and the Chief of Construction give such favorable consideration to the application for the site for the Isabella pavilion as was possible within the rules of tbe Exposition applying to club3 or associations of men; in short, that tbe Exposition Company should deal with this application by the Isabella Associ tion as it would deal with any application from an organization of men. The Grounds and Buildings Committee, basing their action upon a communication fiom Chief of Construction Bumbam, de clined to grant the space. In his communi cation, Chief of Construction Burnham stated th.it the Exposition bad no space which could be devoted to any building which would be of the character of a club house, and in this view the committee ac quiesced. CAKBBIA'S LICENSE COURT. Johnstown Temperance People Hope for a Great Redaction In the Number. JoHHSTOWir, Feb. 28 Special. The license application list for the coming year was closed to-day. There were 235 applicants this year in this county, or four more than last year. There are 91 retail applicants in the city, and many of them are now on the anxious seat, owing to a movement on the part of the temperance people. The license applications will come up for a special hear ing the third Monday of next March, ana a great deal of anxiety is expressed as to the position Judge Barker will take on the liquor question. He is a prononnced Repub lican, but was elected in tbls Democratic country by a large majority, and it is con ceded that the liquor element was for him to a man. On the other hand, the temperance people believe they will succeed in greatly reduc ing the number of licenses granted this year. Since the gieat flood, they argue that this city has been run on the wide-open plan, all sentiment and even politics being swept away in tbe common calamity: and they say a continuance of this reckless feeling be yond its moral limits, is to be attributed to the over-generous granting of licenses in the city. The temperance people are turning tbeir best efforts toward limiting the licenses granted to at most ten ie toilers, principally hotel keepers. A KNOWING FIEE HORSE It Walks Upstairs and Arouses and Badly Frightens Its Driver. New York, Feb. 23. Special. One of tho big horses belonging to Jefferson Engine Company in Elizabeth, got loose In some manner in its stall in the back part of the engine bouse early yesterday morning and asceiided the stairs to the second floor, on which aie the handsome parlor and the room where the driver sleeps. The latter was badly frightened by tbe animal, which play fully poked Its nose in the sleeping man's face. He Jumped up with a yell of terror and rusheddownstairs, awakening a lounger who sleeps there occasionally. Both men ran to foreman Denny Fitzger ald's saloon, and arousing htm, told what hasoccuried. When the foreman reached the house the hoi se was found contentedly standing in the parlor. Ropes and a hoisting tackle wore procured and tbe big, good natured brute lowered to the ground floor. He did no damage to the costly prizes and furniture in the parlor. TO TAX THE B. & 0. The BUI for That Purpose Is Liable to Pass the Maryland Legislature. Ahhapolis, Feb. 23. Special. It looks now as if the bills to tax the Baltimore and Ohio and Northern Central Railroads will be passed by the Leglslatme. Up to the present the Baltimoi e and Ohio has made no effort to prevent legislation. Mr. John K.Cowen, coun sel for the company, expresses the opinion thatthe act if passed will be declaied In valid by tbe courts, Inasmuch as it conflicts with the charter rights of the company, which exempts it from taxation. Based on the Dartmouth College decision this would be an impairment of a contract. The friends of tbe bill claim that It has nothing to do with the original act, and that if the company shows flght the case will be carried to the united States Supreme Court for adjudication. It Is not believed that the company will risk letting It go so far, but that a compromise will be effected. Denver to Have a Lumber Trust. Denver, Feb. 28. An association approach ing as near to a lumber trust as possible without violating tbe law, is to be put Into operation here April 1. A new schedule of prices higher than the present ones will be established, in order to cover losses growing out of recent sharp competition'. HacLBetter Call a Doctor. Chicago News. ' If Mr. Blair's Prestdentalboom is suscepti ble to cold waves and chilly days It would better call ar doctor right away. . . A NON-LUMINOUS PIMET. A Wonderful Star That No MailVflai Ever Viewed Beeent Wonderful Discover! In Astronomy Tbe Great Variety That Exists in the Stellar Universe, i The many wonderful discoveries un as tronomy recently made by the aid ot pho tography have seemed to leave th Wider methods of astronomical investigation lar in tbe rear. But Just now Mr. 8. C Chand ler, ot Boston, has made what may be called a discovery by the aid of mathematical methods, recalling the achievement t of Leverrier and Adams in the detection of Neptune 50 years ago. There Is In tbe northern sky, says the New York Bun, a star known as Algol, which the sharp-slgbted Arabs who discovered Its variations in light called the demon star. Every 2 days, 20 hours and 49 minutes this star suddenljf begins to fade, and continues to grow faintfcr for three or four hours, at the end of which It has sunk from the second to nearly the fonrth magnitude. After remaining thus for a few mlnntes it begins to brighten, and in the course or three or four hours more regains its lormer brilliancy. Within tbe past few years it nas been dis covered that there Is a huge dark body re volving around Algol at a distance of some 3,000,000 miles, and to this phenomenon the vmiatlons in Algol's light are due. At reg ular intervals this daik companion star comes into the line ot sight between Algol and the earth, and thus partially eclipses Algol, cutting off perhaps five-sixths of Its light. These stars, Algol and Us strange non luminous comrade, are of great size. Algol Itself being more than 1.100,000 miles In diameter, while the diameter or the dark body that circles around it Is 810,000 miles. Studied Over the. Olden Observations. Mr. Chandler, meditating on certain ir regularities in the motions of Algol and Its companion, Buspected that they might be due to tbe presence of another invisible star in their Immediate neighborhood. He carefully compared the observations back to the time of Goodricke, more than a hundred years ago, and pursuing a mathe matical method similar to that which re sulted In the discovery of Neptune through the effect of Its attraction on Uranus, be arrived at the conclusion that such another star must actually exist. According to his conclusion this mysterious body is far more massive than either Algol or Its con panlon, but does not give forth any percep tible light, and it forms a center of attrac tion aronnd which both of the other stars revolve in a nearly circular orbit, In a period of 130 years. Mr. Chandler's theory seem3 to fit in well with the observed irregularities of Algol. He remarks, morever, that there are several other stars known to astiono mers to be variable which evidently have one or more dark companions like those of Algol. It is natural to inquire what is the nature of these mysterious dark bodies existing in the neighborhood of bright stars compara ble in brilliancy with our own sun, ana evi dently obeying tbe same law of gravitation that prevails in our solar system. The pri mary distinction between a sun and a planet is that the former glows with a brilliant light of its own, while the planet, having been encrusted with a solid and opaque shell, only shines by the reflected light which it receives from its sun. The Invisible Planet's San. Tbe dark companions of Algol may then be regarded as In the plantary condition, at least so far as the question or luminosity Is concerned. But they differ widely from any Of the planets of our system in their great size as compared with the sun in whose neighborhood they circle. That companion of Algol, which by its eclipsing effect pro duces the variation in tbe light of the star, is not very far Inferior in size to its bright comrade, while the greater dark body, whose existence seems to be demonstrated by Mr. Chandler's Investigations, greatly exceeds tbem both in mass. ( Here, then, if we choose to adopt the idea that this great invisible orb around which Algol revolves, Is a planet in our sense of tho word, we have a world which is tho center of motion for the snn that illuminates it. This Is going back to the old pre-Cope lean idea ot the earth as the center of t solar system, having the sun as its satelli Such a system seems unnatural, if not 1 possible, because the ordinary laws of t radiation of heat require that a large bod other tnings being equal, should cool donn from the solar to the planetary condition later than a smaller body. But it would seem that in the Algol system, for socle reason yet to be discovered, the molt massive member of the system has partqc with its light and beat far earlier than on' or the satellites revolving aiound It. Great Variety in tho Universe. If It should prove to be true, as Mr. Chan dler suggests, that there are other, and. per haps many other, systems similar to that of Algol, then we shall simply have additional evidence of tbe great variety that exists in tbe arrangements of the stellar universe. There Is really no reason why we should take our own stellar system as the invari able type to which all tbe other systems throughout space must correspond. It might be" suggested that in the case of such a system as that of Algol, all the bod ies belonging to it have long since become extinct through the operation of those laws ot cosmical evolution which seem to be manifested in tbe unlveise at large as well as In our own planetary svstem. and that through some such cause as a collision one. ui mo minur uuuies 01 me system nas again been brought to a luminous condition. But there is no end of speculation when we try to interpret the wonderful discover ies with which the astronomy or our time is continually surprising the world. IE0N MEN IN SEEI0US STBAITS. They Are Losing Money, but the Conditions Are Such They Can't Stop. Cleveland, Feb. 28. The Iron Trade Re view, in its resume of the ore and iron out look, says: In some quarters the sales reported up to date imply a very good business, while others have hardly started as yet In selling their ore. The non-Bessemer ore is hanging Are, partly on -the ground of unsettled freights and partly on account of the un willingness or the furnace interests to buy in the face or 'a lifeless market. The ore men say they are not over-anxious to force a market at this time, although every day some one Is letting go of his output. As a whole, it looks very much as If tbe beggarly condition of the market had frightened everybody, and the anticipated improve ment in all tbe lines seems to have resolved Itself into a.bull freight market, with every thing else as low as ever. The furnace men who, during the advance ol last November, were encouraged to look for a better market, have even stopped com plaining and are simply working along be cause they can still less afford to remain idle. They have their ore to pav for, some of them, and they must make and sell iron at a loss, if in no other way, because such a course Is cheaper than to stop. In some In stances the fixed cbarstea will not permit banking; in some there" is a fear of losing trade, and so the consumer gets what Iron be wants at bis own figure. It is not too much to say that anyone can buy an almost unlimited quantity of good pig iron at )1 a ton less than it costs to make ic To be sure, this result has the effect of shutting out competition, but the situation is Very seri ous, and may prove dlsastious for the smaller and weaker concerns, who are not prepared for so long a siege of poor trade ana unprofitable prices. STIRRED UP HIS SUBJECTS. Who the gods would destroy tney some times make Emperors. Chisago Tribune. Emperor Williax's speeches remind one of John L. Sullivan's "deflv" Chicago Times. Ehfehor Williau these davs is having a hard row to hoe". His great play for popu larity with the laboring masses has evidently missed fire Omaha World-Herald. "Emperor William," says a cablegram, Inherits the ancestral love for the corn flower." He soems to inherit tho ancestral love for the corn Juice also. Chicago Mail. The demonstration yesterday before the Kaiser's palace was the popular answer to his insane speech. -They will not keep qniet nor will they get out Su Lout Post-Dispatch. EurEltOR William was. perfectly secure in riding out among tbe Berlin rioters. They are not after the little Emperor, but the system which he lepresents. Indianapolis Sentinel Xax young Emperor is still of the opinion that it was the divinity that Both hedge a king which protected him from the mob as he rode forth the other day. Other people think the police had much to do with it. Sew York Advertiser. Successfully Concealed Their Sarprlse. Chicago News. Most of the politicians have been emi nently successful, in concealing their sur prise at the Albany convention's Indorse ment of Ulll. ....'' TEE BEAK AND THE MOTE. The rharlsalcJil Discussion Concerning Jay Gould's GIR to the Church. New York Sn'n.l A Pharisaical discussion has been started concerning a gift of $10 000, which Mr. Jay Goulu made for Presbyterian Church ex tension at a meeting of prominent Presby terian ministers and laymen, whom he in vlted to his bouse the other evening to raise funds for the object. The ministers and others were not loath to attend the meeting and accept the hospitalities of Mr. Gould: but now the boisterous Dr. Parkhurst pro fesses to have conscientious scruples about taking themoney ot tbe host for a relfcrioua purpose. Where, be asks, did Mr. Gould "get that 110,0007" The lnsinnation Is that be got it by means which are contrary to the precepts of Chris:. Undoubtedly tbe wealth of Mr. Gould could jot have been accumu lated by him If he bad obeyed strictly the commands ot Jesus; but neither could the lesser income of Dr. Parkhurst have been obtained by the minister if he bad practised strictly the principles be professes and p readies. According to tbe teachings of tbe Gospel, Dr. Parkhurst has got to squeeze through the needle's eye to get into heaven, if he gets thero at all, with no less difficulty than Mr. Gould. Measured by the standard of Jesus, both of them are rich men. Measured by tbe average income in this community, both of tbem are in the enjoyment of wealth Mr. Gould of much more than the Preibyterian minister. It is true, but Dr. Parkhurst of far greater-possessions than belong to the run of people. Practically the life of the preacher is as luxurious as the millionaire's. He Knows nothing of poverty in Ihis own person. He Is clothed in fine linen and fares as sumptuously every day as Dives aid. He obtains his Income, too, from rich men, who can afford to pay for pew renn in the Madison Square Presbyterian Chuichmore than the vast majority of the people of New York can afford to pay for nouse rent. He doe- not give up all for the sakelof following the Master and drawing &ther, men to Him, but he exacts a large ioney recompense for preaching the Gos pel, lie gets more pay than Is received by any except a few professional men and a proportionately small number of the busi ness men of the cltv. Before he takes this money from the rich Madison Square Presbvterians does he re quire that tbey shall tell him where and bow uieygocitT it lie aid, no wouia una tnac none of them came by it In ways which would satis fy the requirements of tbe gospel. They got it by opposing selfishness to tbe self-renimclation commanded by Jesus; by enforcing the payment of their debts, In dis obedience of the Christian law; by taking usury; by expending care In the accumula tion of earthly llches when the gospel teaches that these are mere dross, and tho pnly treasures to be sought are spiritual and seavenly. They sued tbe brethren for their cues when tbey could not get tbem other wise, in flat disobedience of the Christian injunction. Dives of the parable is their tpe, and it is a type against which Jesus PJured out His burning denunciation. Wibere do you get your salary, Dr. Park hqrst, and what Justification have you for taking so rich a recompense in money when yoa claim to be a follower and a commis sioned minister or Christ? These are ques tions which Mr. Gould might fitly ask the preicher of Madison Square. OAcourse, the Presbvterians need not take Mr. 'Gould's $10,000. Nobody can be forced to accept a gift; but before they refuse it, as in o&edience to Christian obligations, let them' examine themselves to see whether tbey govern their own lives in accordance with the strict gospel rule, whether really they are entitled to be called Christians any more than Mr. Gould. This Is a good sub ject fora slashing sermon by Dr. Parkhurst. If he wants to make New York a community governed by strict Christian doctrine, he must make every Individual rule his life in accordance therewith; and he could not preach it at a better time than this morning, or In a better placo than the Madison Square Presbyterian Church, which was built and is supported by money obtained in violation of the principles of Christ. Let blm take the beam out of his own eye before he as sumes to find fault with the mote in his neighbor's eye. That is the Christian law. THE DAHCE BITTEBLY DENOUNCED By Bishop Ludden, W ho Declares It Is Pro fane and Dangerous. Straccsh N. Y., Feb. 23. Special. The Lenten pastoral which wa3 read In tbe Cath olic churebs of the See or Syracuse, from Bishop Patrick A. Ludden, in view of the prominence of Bishop Ludden as a candidate for the vacant Bishopric of Brooklyn, will be ofgeneral interest. The Bishop's letter vf&i devoted exclusively to the morality of dancing. He said: "The manners approved and adopted in the modern dance would not be tolerated outside of the dance, and the man who would elsewhere so demean himself would be exposing himself to an angry husband or brother's six-shooter, or some other physi cal violence not pleasing to the senses but healthful and chastening to morals. The McAllisters of society hold no pro prietary right3 in it. The Ind ians dance themselves crazy. As conducted by the former it may be more ar tistic, poetic, dreamy; according to the fashions of the latter ft Is more natnral, less indecent and more picturesque. It is pro fane and dangerous. The Church forbids It in connection with any Christian, charita ble or Catholic name, and no society hon ored with the name Catholic can honestly or lawlully bring the name Into dishonor by connecting it with a ball or dance." PEUHSY TEAINMEN AGGBIEVED. The Various Brotherhoods at Harrlsbur;; to Present Their Complaints. Harrisburo, Feb. 23. A secret meeting of the employes of the Pennsylvania Uatlroad Company was held this afternoon to discuss certain grievances relative to the hours of work. Representatives from the Brotherhoods of Locomo tive Engineers, Trainmen. Conductors and Firemen were present. Two represent atives from each of the Brotherhcods were appointed to put their grievances in writing andpiesont them for adoption at a meeting to be held next Sunday. Committees win oe appointed to go to Philadelphia and lay them before tbe offi cials of the company. Superlndent Gncker, of the Philadelphia Division, will meet tho committee from the Columbia lodges Tues day and hear tbeir grievances. A Sleeping Beauty. WrLKESBABBt, Feb. 23. Special. Miss Lille Jones, of Miner's Mills, attended a party last Monday night. When she re turned home she fell asleep in a ohalr. She has been asleep ever since. All attempts to arouse her have failed, and physicians are puzzled. DEiTBS HEKE AND ELSEWHERE. Anne Jemima Clongb, Educator. Miss Anue Jemima Cloneh died Satur day la LonaOD. She was noted for her efforts in promoting the higher education for women. Miss Clough went Into residence at Cambridge for the purpose of taking charge of female students who wished to take advantage of the lectures open to women In the university And to go In for the exam inations. She was very successful In this work, and the number of students rapidly Increased until iwnliim Ilill. In-tvhleh the stOdlefl were earrled on. could not accommodate all those who wished to proflt by the educational advantages held out to them, and another and much larger building had to he opened and later It was found necessary to lo- Colonel Seldon H. Lorins. Colonel Seldon HolUs Loring, well known in army and navy circles, died at his home In Alston, Mass., Saturday, aged 43 years. Col onel Loring was a native of Marlboro, and was tbe son of the late HolUs Loring and Laura Hitch cock Loring, who survives him. lie served throughout tbe war of the Rebellion, being on Reneral N. A. M. Dudlev'a staff most of the time. He also held a Colonel's commission In tbe French army daring the Franco-Prasslan war. He was for many years In the Government service at Hongkong, China, and Deputy Consul, Vice Con sul and Consul. General Secretary D. W. Seller. The General Secretary ot the State Agri cultural boeictr, D. W. Selltr,' died yesterday afternoon at Darrlsburx. aged about S3 years. He was also Highway Commissioner of that city. Death resulted from a complication of diseases. Obituary Notes. Jossrn F. Gabdneb. an old mill worker, 'died Sunday morning at McSeesport in the 33th year of his age. of the grip. The deceased was an Odd lellow and a Oeniberof tbe Knlgnti of Pythias, and also of the Jr. O. U. A. M. JDDQE VAX B. YOUKG. Presiding Justice of the Kentucky Superior Court, died baturday nlgiy. at the age of SO. He was attacked with grip several weeks ago. but bad not been seriously 111 until pneumonia set In a week ago. His home wasMt. sterling. He was a nephew of ex-Culef Justice B. J. Peters, of Mt. Sterling. Hknbv Chcech, $&.. died In the interior of Wetzel county, W. Va.. aged 93. yesterday. His sister died recently aged 91. His father was 111 years old and bit mother ICO when tbey died. Tbe elder Church was British born and was not natur alized until he was loo years of age. He Ured In the mountains for many years, and his son. Just dead, lived there his entire life! """. J " CURIOUS CONDENSATIONS. New York City's area Is less than one third of ihat of Chicago. The dishwater In which the plates and dishes are washed In Parls'ls only changed and renewed once In every 13 months. Java is said to be the region of the globe where it thunders oftenest, having thunder storms on 97 days of the year. A blind black eel was found in a pond in Maine recently and sent to the United States Flab Commission as a curiosity. In China all wines are drunk hot. The thrifty Chinaman believei that heated wine intoxicates more expeditiously than cold wine. It is said that goats in tbe Kalahari frequently pass months without water, and, according to Mr. Mackenzfe.there are certain antelopes whioh are never seen to visit the drinking places. The telephone is making the ladles of Honolulu stouter. They used to do their own shopping, marketing, etc. Now they send their orders by telephone, and the lack of exercise has caused an accumulation of flesh. It is by the thumb the miller tests the character and qualities or the grain ha grinds; spreading the sample over the fingers by a peculiar movement of tho thumb, he gauges its value by tbe thumb itself. The diamond cutting business is mainly concentrated in Amsterdam and Antwerp, but diamond mounting is very largely dona in London, which is tho center of tbe dia mond trade, both In the rough and the fin ished brilliants. No people in the world are more de pendent upon boats than are the natives of Sontheast Alaska. They live In a region where the coast line Is broken Into many channels, straits and harbors by the numer ous Islands of the Sltkan archipelago. A woman in Bucksport, He., while feeding a small pig, dropped in the pen a, roll of money 320 in gold coin and J3D in notes. The coin was found snbseqnently near the mangled remains of a $10note,but ft; was evident that the nig had swallowed the rest of tbe money. Lepers in India were treated with shocking inhumanity before Christianity entered that country. Many of them were buried alive. The English rulers have put a stop to tnls custom, and for It years tbero has been a special Christian mission to the 135,000 lepers in India. Whereas the total population of India,, according to the preliminary results of the. census published some months back, was 2S4,Glt,210, further revision and examination of the returns brings ontthestill larger total or2SS,1.19,692, or an average density of close upon 1S3 persons to tbe square mile. The bulk of the diamonds found in the South African mines weighs between a half and three carats. A two-carat stone of good, color would cost from j10 to 12. In cuttlnsr It would lose about 0 per cent, and the cost of manipulation ranges from 7s 6d. to 30 per carat according to size, the smaller being the more costly. A specimen of prehistoric hatchets of peculiar form was exhibited by M.Vlllanova, of Piera, at the meeting the French Associ ation. About 200 of them had been found at Elcbo. They were simple emblems or images of a hatchet, made of a thin blade of metal, ornamented on both side from one end to the other, and without edges. Old newspapers are said to make valua ble anti-moth wrappers for furs and winter clothing, tbe ink upon them being nearly as repulsive to all kinds of vermin as camphor or coal tar paper. They are likewise eood to lay on carpets fora like purpose. Being impermeable to air they also form, excellent envelopes for vessels containing ice and fresh liquors. The King of Siam has recently pre scribed a rigorous test for those of hU sub jects who claim to be endowed with tho mantle of prophecy. An enactment baa now been made providing that no prophet shall be entitled to public confidence unless he has the gift of sitting unharmed in the midst of a sea-coal fire for the space of at least half an hour. The most unhappy period of marriage, according to French divorce statistics, is for taar period extending from the fifth to the tenth year. After that the figures drop rap idly. Only 23 net cent of couples seek divorce between their tenth and twentieth years of union, uniyone pair in one nunarea sees to cat the knot after the perloa of oyer 30 and under 40 years. The old "Parliamentary Oak""Tn Cllp" stone Park, England, is believed to be 1500 years old. Tbe tallest oalc in that country, called the "Duke's Walking Stick," is higher than tbe spire of Westminster Abbey, and the largest is tbe "Cowthorpie," which now measures 78 feet in circumference, and at one time, with its branches, covered mora than an acre of space. A couple in Biddeford, He., have sepa rated four times and reunited three times since their wedding in May. The last time tbe wife returned to her spouse she ad mitted that she was a little quick tempered, but declared that she would give him $50 If she made another break in six months. She broke away in two weeks, and now the hus band will sue for the $50. It is said that the old black overcoat of the German army will shortly he abolished. Experiments have been made with various regiments daring the last 12 months with, overcoats of various shades of grey, which have led to tbe conclusion that light grey la the color least distinguishable at a distance, and therefore best adapted for wear in view of tbe use of smokeless powder. The lobster dread thunder, and when the peals are very loud numbers of them drop their claws and swim away for deeper water. Any great fright might also induca them to drop their clawi. But new olaws begin at once to grow, and in a short time are as large as tbe old ones, and covered with hard shells. The Iooster often drops its shell, when It hides until the new shell is hard enough to protect it. The rate of travel of thunder storms has been studied by Herr Schronrock from the record of 197 such storms in Bussia in 1883. The velocity is found to have varied from 13 to 50 miles an hour, with a mean ot 29 6 miles an hour in the hot season and in creasing to 33 miles an hour in the cold season. It was least in tbe early morning, increasing to a maximum between 9 and 10 p. m. The storms traveled most quickly from southwest west and northwest. IiHYNKLES AND KHXHELETS. Old Snaggs Hain't yon ashamed to be at the foot o' yer class. Tommy? Tommy I don't know why I should be. Popper; the foot's the foundation. Isn't It? Puck. Ber deft and busy fingers still knitted day by day. A lot of stockings to the poor she often gave away; And thus she loved to show, amid man's vanities and sins. How charity will cover a multitude of shins. Washington Star. "Aren't you afraid of catching some terri ble disease, doctor. In the practice of your pro fession?" "Ob, no; never. lam well inoculated. Before I went Into medicine I was a baseball player. Muffed everything." Judge. She O it's fun, I tell you, to flirt with a man till you get him to propose, and then say 'So9 He Yes; but I should think It would be a greater Joke on hhn to say Yes." Spark. When the air Is calm and sunny. , And the sward Is smooth and green; When an overcoatlooks funny. And a muff Is never seen ; When"you hear the street bands thrummlnj. And the pavement s dry and clear. And you walk to business, humming. You may know the winter's herel -Puck. Qaester I hear that Mrs. Skertleigh made her long expected stas-e-debutUst evening. Have you heard whether it was a success or not? Jester It must have been, for I heard Mrs. , Jester say that her costume was irreproachable. Boston Courier. Stranger How much do you get for the golden rule? Jeweler (wearlly)-Young man, stop rljrht there. I recognize you as the desperado who wants to price a pair of ruby llps.-A'.r.ieroH. J- -, The thing that would please her; the thing v- we should say ( At the moment, however we try, v We never can think of until we'ro away Tun hft-.iriA nrt thp. eh&nce has cone by. -ir.Y.Prtti. "Does my hair need cutting?" inquired the elderly customer. The barber surveyed the wide expanse or e ..... with t thin frlnze of drooping vegt near the back of the neck, and shook his head u as honest barber. No" he said. "As It Is now it Jttrt balancei.tte eyebrows. Chicago 2WK-XV -rauimi iatlon L He stout :., r. I- t 3a k, - stS. It .'VLiW 'JiiLM,foK& -, wBmmm - - .c' r . a - ssJ-srsta.v L-j m