fcSajSKSJBAKi Wrfr- TfSPJf mgWr&V&T crpajfMrr sag - THETEMPTEROFEVE And His Various Descendants as Eepresented in the PMladelpliia Zoo. HOW SNAKES ARE FED. Distinuisliin? Characteristics of Those That Are Venomous, TAEIKG THE TOISON FBOJI THESI. lYhisiy Is Xot an Antidote, but It Bridges Over the Danger. A TE5DEXCI TO SWALLOW IACH OIHXK fWIUTTEX rOB THE StgP.lTCB.1 EECENTLY have beard of the most marvelous snake in the -world," said Superintendent Arthur Erwin Brown, of the Philadelphia .Zoo logical Society, yesterday. Superinten dent Brown is one of the leading naturalists i of the United States. In addi tion to his duties as the official head of the Philadelphia society, he is consulting 70olrgi&t of the Sew national Zo logical Garden at "Washington. His specultyin biology has been the study of snakes and reptiles, in which department he stands con fessedly at the head in this country. He has studied the Ophidians not only in cap tivity, but in their native haunts, pretty much all over the -world, and two of the most conspicuous objects in his private office in the old John Penn mansion, in Philadel phia, are two large glass jars securely sealed and filled to the brim -with all manner of specimens of the serpent tribe. Several months each year are spent by him usually in some of the wildest portions of the conti nent, and he has but recently returned from a two months vacation trip along the Bio Grande in Northern Mexico and Southern Texas. '1 obtained my information about this wonderful snake from a Texan guide dur ing my recent trip to the Mexican border, "he continued with a smile "As you will understand I do not wish to be held respon sible for the statements of a man whom I met but casually, and about whoso veracity and the quality of the whisky he drinks-, I am m profound ignorance, although I have a private opinion upon the subject. Greatest Snake Tarn on Record. "The section of country extending from the Gulf to the Pacific, between the 29th and 30th degrees of north latitude, is the most prolific in snakes of any on the North American continent. It is almost sub-tropical, with long warm summers and short winters. The guide had an inexhaustible fund of stories about the Frio serpents. One of his tales was to the effect that when he visited a certain point along the Eio 5kii V35ff REPTILE HOUSE AT PHILADELPHIA, FINEST 1ST THE WOELD. Grande on his annual hunting expeditions, all he had to do was to stand on the edge of thchaparrel and yell 'Billy,' in a loud tone of voice, when a Prio serpent, with which he had become familiar during his trips, would shuffle out of the under-brush and come up to him to have it's head scratched. "I do not believe," concluded Superin tendent Brown, his smile ending in a laugh, "thatan all the range of Herpetology, an cient or modern, there is anything that can quite equal that yarn of the Texan's. Kattlers Over Seven Feet Lone- 'Seriously speaking, however," contin ued the naturalist, "there are, I believe, Fome pretty good sized snakes down there. 1 gave orders for the capture o'f the largest that could be found and until thev arrive I would advocate a suspension of judgment on the subject "Of the 18 fairly well recognized species of rattlesnakes in North America, not less than 15 species have been found in the titretch of country which I have described. All of the large rattlesnakes belong to the genus Crotalus, which are easily distin guished by the small granular scales which cover the head differing from the large plates which, instead ot scales, cover the heads of the smaller ones. The largest rat tlesnakes that we have are known as the diamond rattlesnakes, and on the cotton islands off the coast of North Carolina and Georgia they attain their greatest size, fre quently reaching a length of 7if feet" "How do you distinguish between venom ous and non-venomous snakes without per mitting them to demonstrate the fact by at tacking some living object?" was asked." "There is a rule which can be followed in variably with one exception," replied Jlr. Brown. "Every venomous snake has a small pit or hole in its face a little below and midway between the eye and nostril. The non-venomous snakes have no such dis tinguishing characteristic. The one excep tion to this rule is the elaps, or harlequin Fnake, so-called because of the vivid yellow, red and black stripes which encircle its bodr, and it is not, I think, of a very hiehly poisonous character. South American, African and East Indian snakes are not dis tinguished in the presence or absence of poison fangs by the pit I have described." A. bea Serpent Most Deadly. "While repeated experiments have been made, very little is known about the active principle of snake venom. We know that it is a verv subtle poison, but it has thus far defied" ultimate analysis. Dr. Weir Mitchell, of Philadelphia; Dr. Yarrow, TJ. S. A.; Sir Joseph Eavrer, of the British ?.Iuseum, rnd Dr. Stradling are the leading investigators of this subject I recently sent some samples of venom extracted from the snakes in our garden to Dr. Shurly, of Detroit" "What is considered the moft -venomous snake known to 20ologists?" "It is difficult to say. There is a species of sea serpents, found'in the Straits of Mal acca, which is considered to be, I believe, the most deadly in existence. They are known as hydrophidae, and vary from 8 to 12 feet in length. The cobra di bapello of India is an exceedingly ven omous snake, but I do not think that its bite is more deadly than that of our rattle snake or copperhead. One reason why there are so many deaths in India from the bite of the cobra is because the natives are not only reckless, going about with bare feet and legs in the haunts of the reptile, but when once attacked Tery little, if any, treatment is given to counteract the effects of the poison. The whole question, however, is a relative one, and depends upon the condition of the snake when it made the attack, where the victim was struck, and the subsequent treatment If the poison fangs penetrate through a hoot-leg or a portion of the cloth ing, some of the venom will be removed. If the fangs strike a portion of the body near which the circulation is active the re sult is usually a fatal termination. The bite of a large rattlesnake or copperhead is much more to be dreaded than that of a small one, for the larger the snake, the larger the secretion of poison. When Snake Is Sheddlnc "It is an old notion," continued Superin- - j KEEPZK THOMPSON LAS30ISO A ItATTLEE KT THE PHILADELPHIA ZOO. tendent Brown, "that the bite of a snake is much more deadly when it is shedding its skin than ar any other time. It was sup posed that there was some mysterious con nection between this process and the virul ence of the poison. The secret is this: "When a snake is shedding it is blind for two or three days, ow ing to the skin of the head coming forward over the eyes. Dur ing this time it cannot strike its prey as it usually does ftud, as a result, there is greater secretion of venom in the poison glands at the base of its fangs and the vic tim of the attack receives a larger dose than he probably would any other time." "Whiskv is an antidote lor snake poison, is it not?"" "No, sir. It is a popular fancy, but not a fact," said Mr. Brown. "Whisky is what might be called a bridge used to carry the victim over the dangerous period. The general effect of snake poison is that of a powerful depressor of the nervous system, with reflex action on the heart and respira tory organs. Alcoholic liquor has a con trary effect, and while the poison carries the vital energies below the normal, alcohol brings it back. Too much whisky, as a large number of persons well know, the morning after, has a depressing effect, and if an overdose be administered the result will be to aggravate and intensify the orig inal trouble. The great danger in the use of whisky in snake bites lies in carrying its effects beyond the stimulating and exciting stage. Quite a number of remedies have been suggested in such emergencies, among them being the hypodermic injection of ammonia, permanganate of potash, and ja borandi. Personally, I know nothing of the efficacy of these drugs. While I have frequently been bitten by non-venomous reptiles, I have never felt the fangs of a venomous snake." A Wedding Spoils a Discovery. "Thus far there has been no antidote dis covered for the toxicologies! effect of rep tile venom. Dr. Stradling did a great deal of experimenting with snake poison, and claimed to have discovered an antidote. To demonstrate the efficacy of his discovery he allowed himself to be "bitten on several occasions, after he had prepared himself, with no serious results. I presume he would have carried his investigations to successful issue, or endedin killing himself, had he not got married. His wife refused to let him continue his experiments, and so he abandoned his researches. "That there is an antidote for the bite of the most venomous snake, there is no doubt It is possessed by some of the aboriginal people of South America, Africa and por tions of the United States. The Zuni In dians, of Arizona, hold an annual snake dance at which they not only handle the most poisonous snakes, but hold them in their teeth during a frenzy of excitement They prepare for this horrible festival by taking an antidote, or rubbing themselves with some vegetable compound. I do not think that there has been a single death among the Zunis recorded from a snake bite during one of these dances. Surgeons in the United States army have endeavored to obtain their secret, but without avail." "How do you extract the venom of a snake for examination or experiments?" asked Superintendent Brown's visitor. itobbinc a Snake of It Polcon. "Keeper Johnson in the reptile house is quite an exrtert at that kind ot work," an Bwered Mr. "Brown. "He has a pole about six feet long, with a broad strap passing over one end and through a staple on the other side, and running the full length of the stick. The strap forms a loop which is passed over the head, of the snake, and drawn tight The snake is held firmly by this apparatus until the keeper can reach down and catch him behind the head witfl his left thumb and forefinger. A slight pressure forces the mouth open, and then a small porcelain cup is pressed against the root of the reptile's mouth contracting the glands and forcing the venom to run down the grooved fangs. When a rattler's mouth is, closed its poison fangs lie close up against the upper jaw bone. By a wonderfully delicate bit of nature's mechanism when the mouth is opened the fangs are forced down into an erect position, the action at the same time contracting the poison glands and forcing the secretions to flow the in stant the reptile strikes at his prey." "Have you ever experimented with the Gila monster?" "Personally, I have not Some time ago we extracted some of its venom for the use of Dr. Weir Mitchell, of this city. There is no question that it is a venomous reptile, though not highly so. The experiments of Dr. Mitchell show that birds and mammals treated with a hypodermic infection of the secretion Buffer from it toxic effects. There is little to he feared abont the reptile, for it is sluggish and not disposed. to bite." A Pointer for Schenley Park Managers. A visit was paid to the reptile house, which, by the way, is the finest building of its kind in the world. The glass cages per mit a full view of every movement of their sinuous and slimy inhabitants. The alli gator tank is in the center of the building, while in all the interstices tropical plants spread their broad leaves. "There," said Superintendent Brown, pointing through a heavy plate glass above which was a card marked, "Do not touch. Poisonous," and behind which a small rather dusty looking serpent lay coiled up in a picturesque heap, "there is what is be lieved to be the deadly Per de Lance, from Martinique. I am not certain of its species, however, for nearly every snake that comes from Martinique or San Lucia is called a Per de Lance. I am under the impression that the genuine snake of the name is much larger than the two specimens we have here. The true Fer de Lance, or Bothrops Lance olatus, is highly venomous. The two that we have in the cage are the first that I have seen in 15 years. I cannot be sure that either one is a Per de Lance until it is dead." "Here is a snake with an undeservedly bad reputation," remarked the naturalist, pointing to a serpent whose visiting card in Latin stuck outside its abode, read,''Hetero don Platyrhinus, or Hog Nosed Snake." "We find these snakes pretty much all over the conntry. They are vulgarly known as the Blowing Viper, and are popularly be lieved to be venomous. They are perfectly harmless, but their habit of flattening the head and hissing viciously has given them a very bad name in Jersey, and o"ther parts of the country." Bed and Green Kattlers. "While the Philadelphia Zoological Gar den has one of the finest collections Of rep tiles in the world, 'Jsaid Mr. Brown, "there are some rare specimens that I would like very much to obtain. Por instance, it is not generally known that there is such a thing as a bright red and bright green rat tlesnake. There are such curiosities in the snake world, but not more than two or three have ever been captured. We have no cobra, which is owing to the fact that they have to be carried such a distance and are very difficult to keep alive in -captivity." "Do professional snake charmers run a very great risk in handling serpents?" "Verv little," was the answer, accom panied by a laugh, "t will put our keeper in the reptile house, Mr. Thompson, against the best professional charmer in the coun try. Verv few of the profession there is no such thing as snake charming handle venomous snakes, and where they do they are careful to have the fangs removed. A child could do a great many of the tricks of public snake charmers. There are only two requisites, strength and courage." "Seriously speaking, Mr. Brown, do you believe that there is such a thing as a sea serpent?" was asked, as the superintendent stopped for a moment before a tank half filled with water. The naturalist paused for a moment before replying and then said: "The position held by" the great majority of zoologists and paleontologists upon this question is similar to that of an agnostic in religion. We know that in past geologio ages gigantic saurians existed; that the ele phant, rhinocerous, tapir and other great beasts are groups left over from other epochs. We do not know, we cannot know one-third of the sea's wonders of animal life. It may be that as the mammoths of pre-glacial periods have their representa tions in the elephant of the present, that a representative group of the great saurians of that distant period may still survive." How a Rattlesnake Feeds. "A peculiarity about venomous snakes," continued the keeper, "is their manner of taking food; a rattlesnake or a copperhead will strike their pray, then coil up and wait for it to die. Before commencing to swal low it, they will watch intently for the slightest movement Thev swallow it head first, and if there is the slightest muscular movement observable, they will disgorge at once. It is different with the moccasin. It will strike and hold onto its pray until it is dead." One of the rare creatures in the reptile house is a Cuban iguana. If it were built on a mammoth scale.it would pass muster as -a dragon. It has a" long, flexible tail, with which it occasionally wipes up the floor in a fit of rage, while the horny spines extending along its back from end to end, resemble the teeth of an elongated buzz-saw. This odd creature is one of Keeper Thompson's favor ites. He occasionally shares his mid-day lunch with the ugly little brute. To dem onstrate its abnormal appetite for the lux uries of civilization the keeper cut a slice of mince pie, and fed it to the iguana from his hand. Snakes in captivity are subject to a varie ty of diseases, the most common of which is known as canker mouth When attacked with this ailment the reptile refuses food, falls into a torpor and gradually wastes away. Treatment of any kind avails but little. The remedies usually applied are pulverized camphor and laudanum, and vasaline rubbed on the lips and mouth, with iodoform distributed over the affected surface through a tube. George N. McCaik. TOTAL ABSTINENCE BOTES, Thomas O'Bourki, of Braddook, lg an ef ficient organizer. St. Luke's, of Mansfield, boasts of a colored member. The Committee on Public Meetings prom ises a monster meeting in March. A KAiXT is needed at Homestead. The Turtle Creek society effected a perma nent organization Thursday night The Father Mathew association will hare a sooial gathering Friday night at the home of one of the lady members. The scheme to agitate total abstinence amone the parochial school children is taking definite shape. A form, of pledge is under consideration. THE PITTSBUEG DISPATCH. SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 14, PRISONERS OF WAR. Many Congressmen Who Knew the Worst Side of the Rebellion.' CRISP AND COBB UNDER THE GtJNS. Tarsney, of Missouri, Escaled by Imperson ating a Dead Man. A BTORI OF iLEXANDEE STEPHENS rCOEBESPOSDZNCE Or THE DISPATCH.l Washington, Peb. 13C Congressmen in prison! Tes, and the best members of Con gress, too. A baker s dozen of them have spent weary months in prisons, watched by guards ready t o shoot them at their slightest attempt to escape. The Hon. Charles Frederick Crisp was a beardless boy of 16 when he entered the Confederate Army, Crisp. but they made him a lieutenant He had served three years when he was wounded and captured and carried to Port Delaware, and for three months he lay there with thousands of other Confederate prisoners, having no comforts, but no great privations. Then an order was issued that in retal iation 'for the acts of the Confederates COO officers among the prisoners of this fort should be sent South and placed under the fire of the Confederate guns at Morris Island; near Charleston. This stockade was midway between the Confederate batteries, Gregg an d Wagner, and in front of the Fed eral batteries, and so located that the Con federate guns threw great shells shrieking over the prison pen and now and then frag ments fell into the stockade, to the horror of the prisoners. Strange to say, however, no one was hurt The Rations at Morris Island. Bepresentatlve Cobb, of Alabama, was in this prison at the same time with Speaker Crisp. Their guards on Morris Island were negroes, "and these," says Mr. Cobb, 'Svere the blackest negroes yon ever Bay. They were exposed as much to the lire as we were, and one of them had his leg knocked off by a shell. The camp was laid off in streets, and we had little A-tents and there were four men in a tent A negro sergeant had charge of each row of tents, and Col it was his dutjr to call the roll three times a dav and to issue rations. Arouna tne tents and inside the stockade there was a rope tied to posts which we knew was the dead line, and the man who passed this rope, or even touched it, knew he would be shot." "Wat were your rations?" "They were not verv fattening," was the reply. "In the morning we got from three to five pieces of hard tack and a piece of meat about an inch wide and two inches long. At noon each of us got about half a pint of pea soup, which was Drought around in a barrel and ladled out, and for supper we had a little mush or rice, which was also serted from a barrel. At first the feeding was not so bad, but later on when the prin ciple of retaliation was carried out, they cut us down to a pint of meal and a half pint of pickle per day. This was terrible, and it was done in retaliation, so they claim, for the treatment of the prisoners at Andersonville. Many of the Drisoners then got the scurvy and we all became emaciated. We were und'er fire at Morris Island for more than 40 days." Captured JoJt at the Close. Perhaps the most distinguished prisoner among the members of the House was Gen eral Joe Wheeler, the famous Confed erate cavalry officer. General Wheeler was a graduate of West Point and he became the Phil Sheridan of the South. General Wheeler was dash ing along in the rear of Jefferson Davis to protect him when he was captured. He had not yet reached Davis when he re- TiTieeler. ceived an order to disband his troops. He had done this and had only a few of his soldiers about him when he was captured. Said he: "I was lying in the woods in company with several of my soldiers and a couple o'f negroes when a party of Union soldiers came up. These soldiers were in Confed erate clothes, and they found us by the aid. oi a negro who bad Drought us something to eat. They were headed by a Lieutenant Beynolds, and as soon as I saw him come up and talk to my negroes I knew it was all up withme, and that they had found out who I was. I had torn the stars which denoted my .rank off my coat, but the coat was faded and the spots shone out so that they could tell that I W3S an officer. Upon being accosted and asked who I was, 1 told them that I was General Wheeler, and that under the cartel then in force I surrendered and asked that we be paroled. Brousht North With Davis. "Lieutenant Beynolds told me he would not accept my parole at that time, and said, xou wanted to ue with Davis and we will take vou to him.' With that he took me to At lanta, and I was there put in com pany with Jeffer son Davis, Alexan der Stephens, Cle ment C. Clay and ex-Senator Beagan, upon a little boat and taken "in this down to Savannah, where we "ot an other boat which Tarsney , of Missouri. carried us North. The families of Davis and Clay were taken North with us, and Mrs. Davis had little Wiunie Davis with her. She was then a baby and I had her on my knee during a great part of the voy age and helped to take care of her as the nurse had been taken, away from Mrs. Davis." 'I roomed with Alexander Stephens on the steamboat," continued General Wheeler, "and I found him very gloomy over the prospects. As for me, I felt happy and T thought is was a grand thing that I had not been taken prisoner before and felt relieved that the war was 'over. Mr. Stephens told me that for himself he expected ft long if not a perpetual imprisonment I told him there was no danger of his being ill-treated, that he had numerous friends among the North and that they would not harm him, whatever they did with the rest of us, on account of the speech he had made for the Union before the war, I then asked: 'Well,-Mr. Stephens, if this is to be your fate, what will be the fate of President Davis?' A. look of horror came overhig face and he raised his hands. 'Don't speak ofit'hesaid. 'His fate is too terrible to think of." Bow Tarsney Drew Big Batlons. I talked with Bepresentative Tarsney, of Missouri, about his experiences: He said: '"The rations we received were miserably small and of the poorest .quality, and at aSr "v Belle Island, Andersonville and Milan we had mighty poor fare. Throughout my prison life X managed to get enough to keep me olive, and during the latter part of it I succeeded in getting a number of extra rations. While I was In Andersonville, every now and then we would have new batches of men come into the prison. I got in the habit of getting near the gate when these new companies came in, and as they marched up I would fall into line and give a fictitious name, and thus become registered with them. Then, when that hundred was up for roll call and for distribution of rations, I would appear and answer to this name and get my ration. In another hun dred I answered as John Tarsney and got a ration there, and I continued this until at last I was drawing five different rations, which, in addition to my own, was six, and I not only kept myEelf but a poor fellow soldier who was too sick to play the same game. I was one of the first men in Ander sonville and Milan, and I saw that these companies in which I registered were far enough apart so that I could skip from one to the other and answer my name in all. I began to fatten up, and was doing splendid ly when a number of the other prisoners got to playing the same game and the authori ties discovered us."- x Impersonated a Dead Man. "What was the story of your escape, Mr. Tarsney?" I asked. "It was a curious one," replied the Con gressman. '"According to the records of that prison i. am numbered with the dead, and the United States Government, which has erected headstones over the graves of the prison ers who died during the'war, has probably put up one with my name on it in the cemetery outside the prison of Milan. A large number of pris oners were to be ex changed, and, accord ing to the principle followed by the Southerners, the Exlgare. poorest, the diseased, the lame, the halt and the blind were picked out for exchange. I was too fat to get among that number, and I had no idea that I would be taken. The night before the exchange was to be made, in walking down the hill, which was on one side of the prison, I heard a voice. It was about dusk. I looked, and on the ground was an emaciated soldier who had attempted to drag himself across the stockade, but bad fallen and was helpless. I lifted him up, gave him something to drink and made him as comfortable as I could. I talked with him, and he told me the company that he belonged to and all about himself. He told me he was to be exchanged on the morrow, bnt with his consumptive-cough I could see that he would never get to the North. A Novel Path to Liberty. "He gave me the number of the company he was in in the prison and the name of his sergeant, and after doing what I could for him I left him. Early the next morning in crossing the camp I saw what remained of him. He had died during the night and he was a little more than a skeleton. As I walked away from him tho thought came to me that I might get out of prison in his place and I at once went to one of my friends and told him my scheme. I wrote out my own name, my regiment and my company on a piece of paper and pinned it on his coat, then mv friend, Johnny Campion, and myself lifted him up and carried him and placed him among the dead bodies at the side of the gate of the prison. This was the custom and the bodies were regularly car ried out and buried and the names upon them were recorded among the dead of the prison. "I then went to the sergeant of my own prison company, and arranged to have him report me dead. He agreed to do so, and I went to the sergeant of the company to which the dead man belonged and tried to get him to let me pass out in this man's place. He at first refused, and wanted to put in one of his own friends, but I told him that the scheme was mine, and that I would expose anyone else who tried to be ex changed under it I gave him an old silver watch which I had with me, and I was soon ready for the exchange. I made myself look if anything more ragged than ever; I drew in my shoulders, affected an extravagant limp and succeeded in passing the officers. Almost Failure After All. "But I had to pass a second examination, aud this time I came near being caught I nau gonen pu me officers, and was in the' gate just ready to go out, when the inspec tor called 'Halt I' I halted, for a move I knew would result in my death. The ser geant, however, who had my watch in his pocket, spoke a word to the man, telling him It was all right and I was permitted to go on. jay name r was now JohnPrantz instead ot John Tars ney, and I kept that name until I got through mv ex Grady. change and was at the. North. The man I reriresented was JohnPrantz. of ComDanv K, of the' Pifty-fourth Pennsylvania Kegi ment" r Chased by Bloodhounds. Some days later they heard the baying of the hounds who were on their track. They were at this time near a river and they jumped into this and swam to an island wmen was covered witn Dusnes. uney crawled panting in among these and lay there while the hounds beat up and down the banks but failed to locate their trail. After their pursuers had gone away they crawled out and made their way North fol lowing the North Star and at last getting into the Indian Territory. "The next day," said Mr. Dun?an,."we pushed our way on northward and we were almost famished, when we saw an Indian hut I picked up a copy of Virgil, which was lying on a table, and looking in the front of it I found the name of a man with the words 'Marietta, O.,' under it. It seems we were in the hut of a civilized In dian who had gone to school at Marietta. He got us up a good dinner and took-us to a trail leading over the mountains into Arkan sas. Here we' were captured by bush whackers and handed over to the jail at Washington, Ark. I had a knife which I carried in my boot leg. We made a file of this and filed one of the bars of the jail window so that we conld slip it down and crawl out Now the thing W it was to get a rope and we bought one for 55 pretending that we wanted it for a game. The last man who got out scraped the wall with his foot and the guard heard him. The result was that we were captured after a lively run." Cnt a Bole In Bis Car. Bepresentative Grady1, of North Carolina, was captured at Arkansas Post by General Sherman. Hevattempted to 'escape by cut ting a hole through the box of the car, but this was discovered and frustrated. Bepre sentative Kjltrore, of Texas, was carried to Camp Morton at Indianapolis, and thence taken to Camp Chase and to Port Delaware. At Port Delaware he planned to jump into the water and swim to Delaware City. One or two men did get away in this way, but General Kilgore was not among them, and he remained in the fort until he was ex chanzed. Bepresentative Andrew Stewart, of Pennsylvania, entered the army as a pri vate and came . ont of it an assistant ad jutant-general. He was confined in Libby, Macon, Charleston, Columbia and other ooutnern.prisons for over a year, ana can sing the whole'gamuC of prison woes. John B. Fellows, ot New York, describes .the life at Johnson's Island as not at all bad. They had lectures and schools and diflerent kinds of games. Colonel Fellows at one time was a part of an amateur troupe there that gave the old-time farce of "Box and Cox." Fbank G. Cabpentkb." f-FireflUi in jars furnish, light in the West Indies. iWWL a'7J 1892. A LAUD OF PROMISE. Wonderful Resources of the tittle Republic of Uruguay, S. A. CHEAP AND HEALTHFUL LIVING. Treasures of Cold ana. Silver That Have Been lost for Centuries. AN UGLT WAY OP GETTING ASHORE 'rCORRKSPODICE OF THE DISPATCH.! Montevideo, Ukugtay, Jan. 11. After our manifold and varied experiences in South American ports, we flattered our selves that nothing more remained to be learned in the line of disagreeable methods of transit from ship to shore. Those South ern ports where vessels come up to a civil ized pier and discharge their passengers over a gang-plank are rare as angel's visits. As a rule, anchor is cast three or four miles from land, the ladder-like stairs are letdown out side from the upper deck and shore-going people descend to row boats that come danc ing over the billows for that purpose. Even that experience is bad enough in the usual rough seas, for one must spring oil the stairs at the precise instant when the tiny boat is tossed near on the crest of a wave; and hav ing successfully performed that feat, be rowed through the surf, often wetted to the skin, or occasionally swamped, to be fished out again, a "damp, moist unpleasant body." At Yucatan we were carried to land on the backs of men; at Guatemala on mules; at Costa Bica in wagons; at Mollendo (Peru) in a barrel, and a hundred times on rocky coasts, where the billows were too boisterous for other means, 'we have been hoisted up and swung out by cranes like cattle, seated on a platform or in a rough box or tub spun round and round in midair as the clumsy apparatus slowly performed its work; and finally dumped, with a dull thud, upon some waiting scow or raft or tender. The Worst Landing In the World. But we looked for no such trouble at Montevideo, the rich and splendid capital of prosperous Uruguay, which has so often been described as the finest city in South America. Judge, then, of the utter de moralization of unprepared feminine nerves when we found here the very worst method of landing we had yet encountered. Every body made an unusually careful toilet on the morning that we were due in Monte video, expecting to skip dryshod bver a gang-plank into the city, .and emerged smiling from his stateroom in answer to the welcome summon, "All ashore." But to our astonishment there was neither dock nor pier in sight, the stuccoed palaces of the city gleamed dim in the distance, and even the stair-like ladder remained in statu quo, lashed up under the life-boats. What did it mean? "Are you ready, ladies?" said the ever gallant Captain, and thereupon we were es corted to the end of the ship. Away down below, a screaming, tossing, rocking little tug advanced and receded, the plaything of the billows; and straight down the steamer's side dangled a ladder of tarred ropes made fast at the top, but swinging loose and end ing off at nowhere far above the water upon which we had often watched the sail ors ascending and descending, like carica tures of Jacob's angels, and marveled at their temerity. It Was a Stnnninc Blow. For a moment nobody perceived the con nection between the steamer, the ladder and the tug and then it dawned upon us like a blow on the head. We were actually expected to clamber over the deck railing, elimb hand under hand down those sway ing ropes to their stopping place and cling there above the briny deep till that bobbing tne bobbed near enouerh then droD and trust to Providence. You cling attbebottom till somebody shouts "drop!" Then you let go, expecting to fall into fathoms of water, or into the interior of a shark as Jonah was gobbled and presently find yourself an undignified heap on the slip pery deck of the little tug. Then gather up your mangled remains, and hasten to hide your blushes (and probably your tears, if not more strong-minded than the average woman) in a tiny box of a cabin, striving to repair damages and regain something like composure while your comrades in dis tress are undergoing the-same ordeal. Of course, aged people, children and in valids cannot be trusted to make this Al Berat descent for themselves, and all such passengers are just picked up and dropped overboard, into somebody's arms out stretched below. To be sure, "There's many a slip 'twixt the cup and lip," and it sometimes happens when a miscalculation Is made or the tug bobs away too soon that an unfortunate voyager gets a ducking; but there are always plenty of sailors at hand to nsh him out, and we were cheerfully as smed that few have been drowned. Sharks? Well, yes, it was reluctantly admitted that there are sharks In these waters, and they have teen known to snap off unwary arms and legs, therefore one cannot be too care ful abont keeping out of their way. A Prosperous Tattle Republic. Though least in area, let nobody imagine that Uruguay is of lesser importance than other Southern Bepublics. On the contrary, though it has an area of only 73,135 square miles (being a trine larger than England;, with a total population of only SOO.OW, it is one of the richest and most prosperous. There is not an acre of unproductive soil in its whole extent and hardly a pauper; and it is the only country at least on tnis slue of the world where American gold is at a dis count. Whereas in Mexico, Peru, Chile, Argentine, Brazil and all the rest of them, one receives a good round premium on Uncle Samuel's golden coins. At present Uruguay's principal source of wealth is in cattle and sheep. So genial is the climate and productive the soil that any grain or fruit of the temperate, torrid or frigid zones can he grown In abundance from sugar and coffee to wheat and corn, liftnAnaa nnd -nntntnes. -Dlneaonles and nlo- pins. There Is plenty of the nest pasturage in the world, plenty of,water,plenty of stone and timber lor building material, and geolo gists say that the entire upper corner of the cone-shaped Kepublic is underlaid by ex haustless coalbeds. So many are the navi gable rivers that one can go by water to al most any section of the country ana natural harbors are frequent along the coast. The Story of Uruguay Gold. The old placer washings, from which the Jesuits and the Viceioys of Spain used to get such fabulous quantities of gold and sil ver, were all long since exhausted or their localities have been obliterated and forgot ten. During 100 years or almost continuous warfare, including the long struggle for In dependence and subsequent revolutions, the people were mercilessly robbed of their wealth, and many, poor vrretches who were susnected of knowing where gold or silver might be obtained were persecuted until they levealed the secret or died to conceal it; and such pains were taken to hido all trace of nature's store houses that in many cases, after the lapse ot a lew years, the de scendants of the original owners could not find tbem. Within the last quartef century, however, new mineral deposits of extraordinary rich ness have been discovered, and the report of a lecent Geological Commission, ap pointed by the Government to examine these resources, reads lite a tale of the "Ara bian Nijhts." Within the last decade the population of Uruguay has doubled, as much from natural causes as from immlcratlon, the birth rate averaging 45 per thousand and the death l-ato 27. It is enthusiastically claimed by resident foreigners tha; this is not only the healthiest place on the (ace of the globe, but that gooallving is cheaper here than any where else. The best orbeef, mutton and Sort can be bought fori cents per pound: sh from 3 to 5 cents; ducks, chickens and partridges, from 10 to 15 cents per bird, and vegetables of all kinds are correspondingly cheap. It Is not generally known, but Is nevertheless true, that tho extract of beef, in such universal use in hospitals and else where as a tonic, is all made -in Uruguay', though nut up in jars which bear an English trade mark. Dr. Lelblg, the celebrated Ant werp chemist, invented the extract about 50 years ago; but In 1866 an English company purchased the process and removed the es tablishment from Antwerp to this compara tively unknown republic. jtxTnra a. ward, i ft WBITTEN FOE BY MARK TWAIN, Author of "Innocents Abroad," "Tom Sawyer," "Huckleberry Finn,' Etc., Etc. STJJOPSIS OP PREVIOUS CHAPTERS. The story opens with a scene between lVord Berkeley, Earl of Eossmore, and his son Viscount Berkeley, in Cbalmondeley Castle, England. The young man has studied the claims to the estate made by Simon Leathers, of America, ana become convinced that he is the rightful heir and his father and himself usurpers. He announces his intention to change places with Leathers, whereupon the old lord pronounces him stark mad. A letter arrives from Colonel Mulberry Sellers, of Washington, announcing that, by tho death of Simon Leathers and his brother at a log-rolling in Cherokee Strip, he has become the Earl of Bossmore and rightful heir to Cbalmondeley Castle ana the vast estate. Colonel Seller andhls contented old wife livo in an ancient frame house before which hangs a sign announc ing that he is an attorney at law, claim agent, hypnotist, mtnd-cure sDecialTst, etc., etr. Ills old friend, Washington Hawkins, arrives. He nas been elected delegate to Congre from Cheroke Strip. The Colonel has invented a puzzle which he calls Pfcrs-in-Clover. Persuaded by Hawkins he applies for a patent and accidentally runs across a Tankee who agrees to give him 5 cents royalty on each one sold. Then the news comes that Simon Leathers is dead and the Colonel lays his plans. First he establishes the usages of nobility in his home, whloh he callB RoSsmore Towers. Sally Sellers, now Lady Gwendolen, is noti fied at her college, and proceeds to lord it over those shoddy aristocrats who hitherto have considered her a plebeian. The Colonel and the 3faorlay apian to capture One-Armed Pete, for whom there Is a big reward. They locate him at the Gadsby Hotel. Younsr Lord Berkeley has arrived meanwhile and stops at the Gadaby. Jnst e.s the Colonel's plans ara about to be consummated the hotel burns. Lord Berkeley escapes, finding One-Armed Pete's cowboy clothes in tho hall. He puts these on and proceeds to hide his- identity. One-Armed Pete is supposed to have been burned alive. The newspapers also report Lord Berkeley burned. This jnst suits the young man's plans. The Colonel and the Major go to the hotel and, being convinced that nono of the bodies found can be that of the youns lord, reverently gather up three basketsful of ashes and take them home. They get a. British nag and hang up ornate hatchments, for they must mourn in style. The Colonel proposes to send the three baskets one at a time to. the father across the sea, bnt hia wife dissuades him. Meanwhile, the yonng lord deposits the cowboy's money in banlc and cables his father that be was not'burned in the hotel. He assumes the name of Hon -ard Tracey and proceeds to nnd employment. He tries for a clerkship and then lower places, all without success. His expenses are too high, so he goes to a typical cheap board ins house. Here his antipathy to the boors soon make him decidedly unpopular. At last the bully of the house openly insults him. Tracey knocks him down. The boarders take both up on the tin roof, chalk off a square and set them at it. Tracey's athletic training comes into good play. lie knocks the bully out. After that he is Te3pected and admired by everybody in the place, especially the girls. This disgusts him more, and in a fit of homesickness he cables his adopted name to his father. CHAPTER XV. HE homeward tramp was accomplished in brooding silence. It was a, silence most grateful to Tracy's feel ings. He wouldn't have broken it for anything; for he was ashamed of himself all the way throueh to his spine. He kept saying to himself: "How unanswerable it all is how abso lutely unanswerable. It is basely, degrad ingly selfish to keep those unearned honors, and and oh, hang it, nobody but a cur " "What an idiotic speech that Tompkins made." This outburst was from Barrow. It flooded Tracy's demoralized soul with waters of re freshment. These were the darlingest words the poor vacillating young apostate had ever heard for they whitewashed his shame 'for him, and that is a good service to have when you can't get the best of all verdicts self, acquittal. "Come up to my room and smoke a pipe, Tracy." Tracy had bien expecting this invitation, and had had his declination all ready; but he was glad enough to accept now. Was it possible that a reasonable argument could be made against that man's desolating speech? He was burning to hear Barrow try it He knew how to start him and keep him going. It was to seem to combat his positions a process effective with most people. "What is it yon object to in Tomp kin's speech, Barrow?" "Oh, the leaving ont of the factor of human nature, requiring another man to do what you wouldn't do yourself." "Do you mean " -" "-I r-v" -v 1 FOOL OK SO FOOL, "Why, here's what I mean; it's very simple. Tompkins is a blacksmith; has a family, works for wages, and hard, too fooling around won't furnish the bread. Suppose It should turn out that by the death of somebody in England he is sud denly an earl income 500,000 a year. What would he do?" "Well, I I suppose he would have to de cline to" "Man, he would grab it in a second. "Do you really think he would?" "Think?" I don't think anything about it; I know it." "Why?" "Whv? Because he's not a fool." "So you think that if he were a fool, he " "No, I don't. Pool or no fool, he would grab it. Anybody would. Anybody that's alive. And I've seen dead people that would get up and go for it I would myself-" ' ,. t ,. .This was a balm, this was healing, this wa rest and neace and comfort. "Bnt I thought you were opposed to no-J bilities." "Transmissible ones, yes. But that's nothing. I'm opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to ofler me the posi tion."' "Yon'dtakeh?" 1 would leave the funeral of my dearest enemy to go and assume its burdens and re sponsibilities." Traoy thought awhile then said: "I don't know that I quite get the bear ings of yonr position. Yon say yon are op dosed to hereditary nobilities, and yet if yon had the chance you would " "Take one? In a minute I would. And there isn't a mechanic in that entire cub that wouldn't There isn't a lawyer, doctor, editor, author, thinker, Ioafe'r, railroad president, saint land there isn't a human being in the United States that wouldn't jump at the chance." trn i it :J m - ..rxl "Except yon.-' -Barrow could hardly get J fc. f - 15 THE DISPATCH the words out, his scorn so choked him. And he couldn't get any further than that form of words; it seemed to dam his flow utterly. He got up and came and glared upon Tracy in a kind of outraged and unap peasable way, and said again, "Except von." TTe walkerl nrotinrl Iiitti inin,rtinir him from one point of view, and then an- . other, and relieving his soul now and then By exploding that formula at him, "Except you." Finally he slnmped down into his chair with the air of one who gives it ud and said:a "He's "straining his viscera, and he's breaking his heart trying to get some low down job that a goo'd dog wouldn't have, and yet wants to let on that if he had a chance to scoop an earldom he wouldn't do it. Tracy, don't put this kind of a strain on me. Lately, I'm not as strong as I was." "Well, I wasn't meaning to put a strain on you, Barrow; I was only meaning to in timate that if an earldom "ever does fall in my way " "There I wouldn't give myself any worry about that, if I was yon. And be sides, I can settle what you would do. Are you any different from me?" "Well no." "Are yon any better than me?" "O er why, certainly not." "Are you as good? Come." "Indeed, I the fact is, yott take me so suddenly." "Suddenly? What is there sudden about it? It isn't a difficult question, is it? Or doubtful? Jnst measure us on the only fair lines the lines of merit and of course you'll admit that a journeyman chairmaker that earns his S20 a week, and has had the good and genuine culture of contact with men, and care, and hardship, and failure, and success, and downs and nps and nps and downs, is Just a trifle the superior of a young fellow like you, who doesn't know now to do anything that's valuable, can't earn his living in any secure and steady way, hasn't had any experience of life and its seriousness, hasn't any culture but the pj0jTis' HE TODID GRAB. artificial culture of books, which adorn3 but really doesn't educate come. If I wouldn't scorn an earldom, what the devil right have you to do it?" Tracy dissembled his joy, though he wanted to thank the chairmaker for that last remark. Presently a thought struck him, and he spoke up briskly and said: "But, look here, I really can't quite get the hang of your notions your principles , if they are principles. Ton are incon sistent Vou are opposed to aristocracies, yet you'd take an earldom if you could. Am I to understand that you don't blame an earl for being and remaining an earl?" "I certainly don't" "And you wouldn't blame Tompkins, or yourself, or me, or anybody, for accepting an earldom if it was oflered?" "Indeed I wouldn't" "Well, then, who would yon blame?" "The whole nati-m any bulk and mass of population anywhere, in any country, tbat will put up with the infamy, the outrage, the insult of a hereditary aristocracy which they can't enter and on absolutely free and . equal terms." "Come, aren't you beclouding yourself with distinctions that are not differences?" "Indeed, lam not lam entirely clear headed about this thing. If I could extir Eate an aristocratic system by declining its onors then I should be a rascal to accept them. And if enough of the mass would join me to moke the extirpation possible, then I should be a rascal to do otherwise than help in the attempt" "I believe I understand ves, I think I get the idea. Ton have no blamo for the lucky few who naturally decline to vacate the pleasant nest, they were bom into, you only despise the all-powerful and stupid mass of the nation for allowing the nest to exist." "That's it, that's it Xou can get a sim- , pie thing through yotir head if you work at . it long enough." "Thanks.'7 , t "Don't mention it And I'll give -you , t ' f-" Ei " 5 -YJiL vv. vl ' V 5 4 w. r. -."- K. rj. -f v m V m :jS -. -1 .rtL- jddfiisk.Maiibfcik m Jii.i.i-.i Jt ijtZ,:'j&JrA2ii::& fJZa .' h77yyyagg.f?Tffg'6y -?Tyjty-l I l - --liifitfiTitftTif riff i iifiMlBtfrfiit ' mmiatdmMi