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Including "-und-iy. 1 veir.. 10 01 Dailt Dispatch, including Mmrtay, 3 m'ths. 1 50 Daili HisrATrn, lncIi.dir.R'-unday. lm'ta.. !0 s-uvdat Di-patch. One Yar. rM A i:lklt Dispatch. One Year. 1 55 Thl Daily Dispatch is delivered by carriers at 21 vi uts p r eek, or. Including bunday Edition, at It cei.tspcr wetV. PITTSKUKG. SVTCRDAY. FEBRUARY 6. TWELVEPAGES THE CITY ESTIMATES. Drcnssion of the tax question by a cor respondent in anothpr column brings out a point in regard to the comparison of Pitts burg taxes with those of other cities which the chiefs of departments might perti nently have considered before presenting their estimates for the current year. Tax pajers in this city have been anything but mean or parsimonious in their provisions for an active and efficient city govern ment. They have stood, with little objec tion, a steady progression of expenses be yond the increase of population. They have made all reasonable allowance for the increased cost which came necessarily from the opening up of new sections of the city for residence; for the supplying of water, of fire and police protection, and for the purchase and maintenance of park property. In view of the almost unani mous expression so far against swelling the appropriations for '92 by more than half a million of dollars above the appro priations for '01, the powers that be at City Hall must see that there is a place at which it is opportune to stop the loading process and take the bearings of the situa tion intelligently. Of course the plea can be made that the present kick comes almost wholly from property-owners, and that it is the judg ment of the voters who elect Councilmen that must determine thiugs, whether they be pr perty-owners or not. But if a tax rate be made which is oppressive to property-owners it will before the year is out affect all clashes. One of the incidental results will be that extravagance will bo superseded eventually by such drastic re trenchment as will not permit even of the appropriations required for such a govern ment as the city ought to have. When the pendulum swings it is always to the other extreme. If the chiefs of the departments aro wise they will withdraw their estimates and cut them down to last year's limit, wiiich was in itself highly liberal. Whether they do or not the question is now the only one before the voters at the coming election; and unless the ground is taken that the city's tax rate has no rela tion to its continued prosperity, there can Ik: but one decision upon it, and that flat against the proposals of the City Hall of cials. If the estimates are not cut down as in dicated, the chiefs of departments will find their mistake when it is too late to re treat with grace from an untenable posi tion. A DECISIVE RESORT. The first of the criminal prosecutions growing out of the municipal muddles in Allegheny City terminated yesterday by the conviction of Market Clerk Hastings on all four counts of the indictment against him. So far the results of the late ventilation of Northside city affairs by the reform clement in Councils have home de cided results. To predict the outcome of the two more important prosecutions pending from Alle gheny would be improper. But it is per tinent to say that the course adopted by the Xorthside people in bringing cases of alleged official misconduct into the Crinn- Hie BippftQ. nal Court'is working1 well. "No betterway of reaching exact knowledge as to the state of affairs and securing punishment, in case guilt is proved, can be devised. There has been ground lately for Jeers at the once superior Nbr'hside munici pality which would havo nothing to do with Pittsburg for fear of the crookedness of our municipal politics. But if Alle gheny maintains the practice of imparti ally prosecuting all prima facie cases of official corruption, she will maintain her position. THE EFFECTIVE REPARATION. The Chilean courts have gone far toward making good the pledge of the Chilean Government for reparation by sentencing three of the rioters for terms varying from nearly five months up to nearly three years. In this action there is a fan- degree of fulfillment of the often repeated decla ration of the Chilean administration that the guilty parties would be punished. Of course, this punishment does not cover the case of a large share of the rioters; but it is worth while to remember that it goes further in the direction of punishment than the United States has ever been able to do. Owing to the divis ion of jurisdiction in our system the United States Government has never been able to punish a single rioter for infractions of in ternational rights, while the Chilean sen tences are imposed within four months of the offense. It is also clear that there is far more protection in the example afforded by Chile than in the kind of reparation made by the United States in such cases. For a government to hand over some thousands of dollars indemnity has not the slightest deterring influence on the next mob. For it to send a murderous rioter to prison for three years may check the mob spirit somewhat although in both coun tries it is likely that severer measures will be necessary before such outbreaks of ignorance, brutality and prejudice are en tirely suppressed. The President recognizes the deficiency of our system in his recommendation that the United States Courts shall have juris diction over offences committed against treaty obligations. Such a measure should be adopted in order that the Government may in future be able to assert that a reas onable measure of justice will be done in case of such offences against the law of nations. A TEMPORARY BACKSET. A dampening effect on the gayety of politics will surely ensue when it is learned that the ambition of our jovial friend Colonel Andrew Stewart to participate in legislating for the nation has been balked by the negative of the House Committee on Elections. The precedents of former Congresses which are likely to obtain with Democratic as well as Republican majori ties make the report of this committee practically decisive. In addition, the fact that two Republican members of the com mittee voted to seat Craig, creates a toler ably stronc presumption that he has the best of the joke by presenting the strong est case. Colonel Stewart, who inherits the cog nomen as well as the Christian name of "Tariff Andy" from the Congressional Stewart, is thus enforced to postpone his desire to prove that ability as well as fealty to the cause of protection runs in the blood. But there are compensations. While Colonel Stewart may not be able to enliven the Uongreisional Etcord with his humor, he can remain at his home in the beautiful amphitheater of Ohio Pyle aud enjoy life there in his wonted style un vexed by calls of the House or the task of hunting up appointments for patriotic citizens of his district He can also re flect with his wonted philosophy on large compensations that the future has in store for the man who can afford to wait till the time when cross public opinion does not set in motion a land slide against the cham pions of protection. GIVE iGAN HIS DU. The anti-Egan newspapers are in the same need as the organs of the late blood and thunder party of a little instruction as to the value of giving some attention to the facts. This need is exhibited by their rush to accuse Egan of dereliction of duty in failing-to inform his Government of the fact that Chile had granted a safe conduct to the refugees who had taken asylum at his legation. There are grave grounds for challenging Mr. Egan's conduct, but this is not one of them. A comparison of existing docu ments will show that in his communica tion to Senor Matta, he enlarged on the features of Secretary Wharton's note con cerning the Valparaiso riot which were calculated to produce international diffi culty, and that in cabling Senor Matta's reply he carefully suppressed the ex pressions that might have allayed the feel ing. His faitii in Balmaceda's success was, to take the mildest view of it, a gross blunder. The charge that he used his official position to make his son agent to press a claim against Chile to the tune of five and a half million dollars, while not yet supported by the official documentary evidence that establishes the other matters just referred to, is grave enough to call for investigation. But this charge of failure to inform the Government of the safe con duct is like a great deal that has been pub lished on the other side of the case two parts of wind and one part of imagination The most convincing proof to that effect can be afforded to anyone who will take the trouble to carry his memory back scarcely three weeks. At that time the Chilean Government painstakingly made it evident to Mr. Egan, Fighting Bob Evans and the United States at large that it did not grant any safe conduct to the refugees. It simply looked the other way while they went from Santiago to the Torktown in Valparaiso harbor. It is asking too much of Mr. Egan to claim that he should report the granting of safe con duct which, the Chilean Government tes tifies, never was granted. TI1E TORIES' LAST DITCH. The speech of Lord Salisbury at Exeter is principally significant as an indirect recognition of the coming Liberal victory and au outUne of the, course of the Tories in that event, which is inspired more by wrath than by discretion. The Prime Minister affected to regard the result of the bye-elections as unimportant, but the tenor of his speech showed that he re garded the comiug question to be what the Tories would do if the Liberals gained control in the House of Commons. In that case, he said, the House of Lords would not be swayed by Liberal threats in consideration of Irish Home Rule. In other words the gist of his declaration is that thn policy indorsed by the English people would be defeated by that last refuge of Toryism, the House of Lords. Beyond the amazing indiscretion "of in timating on the eve of a general election that the Tories will not submit to the ex pressed will of the electors, but will set up the House of Lords as an obstacle to it, Lord Salisbury's outline of future Tory policy at once challenges the inquiry what a Liberal Ministry would do in response to such a course. The expressions with re gard to the abolition of the House of Lords in England have .been too frank of. late years not to bring up at once the sug gestion that this stand would precipitate the issue. It would be hard to fmaglno any circumstances more calculated to give force to the movement for wiping out the House of Lords than to have-that body set itself up as an obstaclo to carrying out the popular decision of an issue over which England has been agitated for seven years. The only question would be whether the time was ripe for such a radical change in the English constitution; and the ripening effect"of such a stand would make it far from a singular result if the hereditary branch of the British Legislature should permanently disappear from Its already nominal position. But even if the love which Gilbert has chronicled for "our House of Peers" should make it appear that the time was not ripe, the course which Lord Salisbury hints at would prove no more than a very temporary obstacle to Home Rule. A Liberal Ministry, if it found its bill nega tived by the Lords, would have at its com mand a resort older than the British Con stitution, and one which has been fre quently used to overcome the repugnance of the hereditary legislators to reform. That is simply to create enough Liberal peerages to pass the measure. The Lords might well hesitate before offering such a choice to their opponents. When such a futile threat is made by the controlling mind in Tory politics, it is a strong indication that the Tory cause is hunting a last ditch to die in. If ew York City is not to be congratu lated upon its crime preventives while mail robberies can be accomplished with the facility displayed in the recent abstrac tions of pouches on the ferry boats. The suggestion for the organization of impartial boards for the purposes ol givinjr expert evidence, as made by the MedicaT Hecord, is a wise one. Wherever exoert evi dence is required, not only in medical cases but in all disputes where a scientific train ing carries weight, thtf prebent system of hiring men to contradict one another is on tho f aco of it open to serious objections. If boaids could do instituted whose opinions would be accepted as final,in nil'rruitters of expert evidence, the movement in that direc tion should receive every support. It is hardly complimentary to the busi ness intelligence of German manulacturers that they anould require their Kaiser to per suade them of the advantages to be gained by exhibiting at the World's Fair. Chief Elliot's statement that there was more suffering among the poor of this city last month than ever before, and that the poor are becoming more plentiful, is matter for serious consideration. A mini mum amount of poverty is of paramount importance for the true welfare of a com munity, and there is a call for earnest effort to remove causes for such a condition as that reported. England's appropriation of 23,000 for the Woild's Fairls ridiculously small for the Interests at stake. It is a trilling amount, too, when the expenses of gastronomic ad vertising are taken into account. As evidence that the English press is not so entirely narrow-minded as it is said to be, the following quotation from a recent ar ticle on Cromwell m the London Spectator is worthy of note: "There is no other name in the long and splendid history of our race, unless it be that of Lincoln, which can claim more respect for wisdom, for true patriot Ism, for dutitulness in its highest sense." McKee'S BOCKS citizens are determined to get all they can from street traction com panies, and the latter find that the stumb ling blocks in their way very fully bear out the name of the borough. After all a man is judged by the thoughtful world trom the life he leads and not exclusively from the condition of the estate he lea es. A fool who leaves nothing behind him is spoken of as an improvident spendthrift. A wise and generons-hearted philanthropist is only further praised when his survivors learn that he used his property to the uttermost. The verdict in the Hastings trial amounts to more than the conviction of one man. It is a warning to those holding public office that they cannot fail to discharge their du ties with impunity. While an international convention on the monetary system is a movement to be heartily supported, the opinions of the European financiers will in a great meas ure decide the question, and therefore the visit of the Rothschilds to this country for the study of silver and its rembnitizaiion is an event of great importance. Despite the ill-fated Eider statistics show that trans-Atlantic travel' is marvel ouslysafe, and far moie so than railroad Journeying in this country. We believe that Mr. Dolge, of Dolge ville, Heikimer county, X. Y., Is the first em ployer of labor who has outspokenly given palpable proof of the benefit of protection to the workers. He has announced his in tention to raise his employes' wages 10 per cent, and says that tho HcKlnley tariff ha enabled him to do this. ' From speeches made in support of the Anti-Options bill it is evident that short sellers are long odds against legitimate transactions. The French Government pays us an unexpected compliment in (tending a dele gation to investigate and profit by our methods for the inspection of pork. It may bj partly due to the recent action of Ger many in excluding that commodity. What Germany condemns France must of neces sity admire. Hill is beginning to find out that he has an uphill strngglchnd that he is likely to find Himself nearer tho bottom than when he started. Statistics show that desertions from our army are decreasing, but they still aver age 1,500 a year from an army of 23,000. This shows that the conditions of military servico for privates are less attractive than they might be. Trusts grow and multiply. A litho graphic combine is the latest, and we'may soon expect the very stones to cry out. Members of Congress display more in clination to profit by tho liberality ot appro priations for their bodily wants, when bury ing a deceased colleague, than for singing his praises when his corpse has bocn dis posed of. WIKB WON 3TEAES AGO. It Wan 'Wagered and Won In Mississippi Darius th" War. Washisotox, Feb. 6. Yesterday afternoon In a quiet home In Washington overlooking the Capitol, n bottle of wine was opened that nearly 30 years ago was paid as a wager be tw ecn two army officers In camp at Corinth, Miss. The fact that each officer, has a na tional reputation, and that such a thing Is not apt to happen again in a thousand years, makes the story' of this particular bottle of wine most interesting. Thirteen gentlemen satdtfwn to a dinner given tooclebrate the occasibn by General G. M. Dodge. In a long speech Goueral Bane explained the circum stances leading to the reunion It was in 18T3 and General Burnslde had Issued an order suppressing the Chicago Timet for dis loyal utterances. Tho bet was made between General Dodge, the speaker, as tp whether President Lincoln would revoke the order. The stake was a bottle of green seal, and was won by General Banc. It had bocn kept all these years to bo opened in the prcsonoo of General Dodge. Tho guests tasted It and spent a pleasant evening in recalling inci dents of tho days of '63 TtfEURV StSTEM. ' j ' Evils That Make, th? Administration' of Justice Unsatisfactory Exemption, Ex cuses and Fines Demoralizing Majority Verdicts In Civil Cases Working Well in Scotland. rwaiTTEif roBTint dispatch, i There isnothlng more unsatisfactory in tho administration of Justice than the jury system in its presont condition. The exist ent evils are twofold, ono inherent in the system itself, and the other in its selection, the solution of which presents one of the most complicated problems with which legislators and jurists have to 'deal. We cannot hope to suggest a proper solution, but the recognition of the need and the possibilities of reform Is one step' toward reformation. In ancient times it was considered an honor of the highest character to bo in cluded in the number or those w ho sat m the gate adjusting piivato differences oi aveng ing public wrongs. This office was like a patent of nobility. It distinguished a man among his fellows. It was then more coveted than an honorary office In tho most popular religious, political, or social organ izations is now. The office has fallen from its hih repute. To-day Jury duty is a bm--den without honorand without recompencc. Jiany men who like Abou Ben Adhein love their fellow men and devote their lives to their service, would deride the idea that thus also they could serve. Jury duty is to be shunned regaraless of the methods em ployed iu securing immunity. There aie honest and honorable men who lefrain irom registering and voting to prevent the en rollment of their names on" tho Jury panel, and others who are equally esteemed do not 'hesitate to bribe the petty officials to make false returns of absent or not lound. Exoinptlon Productive ot Contempt. In my judgment one of the principal reasons for the general contempt into which the jury service has fallen in our city (for I caunot speak for the country, I do not be lieve that the tame feeling prevails there) is the principle of exemption. For example the man who performs a certain military service is exempt. This is a distinct induce ment for our young men to join and con tinue in their regiment. For such service they should be reu arded, but other and bet ter methods might be devised. They devote ten times as much time in escaping as in serving. But the result is an unmitisrated evil. It creates a"favored class, which of it-J Dcu uiiiixs iiiejury mill uisitjjmie; ibciiuiiis a heavier burden on thoie who are not ex empt, and most serious to contemplate, it withdraws irom this noble institution, the palladium of the people's liberties, its most active and intelligent citizens. Exemp tions are generally secured by.Amencans. The lesult is that the jury box is largely oc cupied by those who are loreign born, and it speaks volumes in its and their favor, that notwith standing this there is generally so little cause of complaint. Nevertheless an in stance that wo recall can be reproduced in the experience or many practicing lanyers. A German sued an eminent American physi cian, and the jury impanncled comprised cue American and 11 foieigners. When the cause was submitted, the Amei lean was for the defendant, but yielded his convictions to tho exigencies of a w edding feast. Nor is it uncommon in criminal cases for the Judge to condemn tho verdict as a miscar riage of justice, and in civil cases to direct tho voidict to be set aside before the Jury leave the box: as an eminent Judge in Penn sylvania said, "It takes IS men to steal a man's farm in this State." Tills failure Is due not to prejudice or corruption, hut to me met mat tuoir collective wisaom ana in telligence was not equal to the emergency. These men had boen seleeted from a cla8 that had not been educated or trained suffi ciently to lea-son t6 a pioper conclusion in a complicated case. Fines and Excuses Demoralizing. The inferior quality of our juries is due also to the system ot tines and excuses. In genuity is racked to invent excuses, and when the roll is called at the beginning of a term and the clerk announces that those who have excuses will present themselves, Invariably the majority press forward and pour into the Judge's ear the most pathetic tales imaginable. One, I remember, in his working smock told of a wife and family de pending on him for support, and that bis em ployer said he would discharge him if he were absent. On interrogation he confessed his employer was bis father. Others mako a mathematical calculation that jury service will occupy so much time, which is worth to them so many dollars, ana therefore it will be to them a substantial financial gain to at tend to business aud pay the fine. In this favored land industry, intelligence; and in tegiityieap rich lewards, and tl)e men dis playing these qualities are the men who ate lined. There is some excuse, or rather has been , for such conduct in the methods pursued by some of our judges who never excused tho jurois who were in attendance from remain ing in the couit room while a case was on trial. I have been told of a Judge who had such inordinate vanity that lie always de sired a crowded couit room, and never dis missed J urors or suitors. It a businessman were impaneled Id such a couit he might excusamy pay ills fine. All tho factors above mentioned militate asainst the securing ot the best mental re sults iu the composition of the Jury, said with the possibility of verdicts that are travesties on justice. It isa winnowing pro cess by which Intelligence and experience lue eliminated. The wheat is rejected and the chaff retained. Majority Rule in Civil Cases. The second matter deserving consider ation lclates to the jury itself. The unL versa! requisite of the veidict of the jury iS the English system is unanimity. All Jurists agiee that this is essential in criminal trials. It is better that 99 guilty men should escape than that one innocent peison should be condemned, and therefore if one Juror con scientiously believes that the accused is In nocent or that the evidence of guilt is incon clusive and fails to estublisli guilt, it is proner that theie should be no conviction. But In civil cases a strong sentiment exists and is increasing, that Judgment should be enteicd on the verdict of a majority. The experiment has ((been tried with excellent results in Scotland. At first tho" jury must be unanimous; it within a certain time such agreement cannot be reacheu then the ver dict of 11 may be accepted; a little longer time, then the verdict of ten, and a still longer time the verdict of nine. In view of the public expense of a trial it is an experiment worth trying in thii com munity It often happens that an obstinate, unreasoning Juror will glory in preventing a verdict. If in such a case he knew that his mullshness only snbjected his associates to a brief Incarceration m the Jury loom, and that then they could render a verdict with out his concurrence, he might listen more tractably to the arguments and reasonings ofhisfellows. AJuroronce informed mo with the satisfaction of a virtuous aud applaud ing conscience, that in avcertalu case the first thing he did on entering the jury room wa.s to take out his penknive and stick it into the wooden benches. The others at tracted by this strange pioceedlng inqulied its meaning, to which he replied that he was seal ching for the softest place to sleep, for he had determined to stay there all night before he would agree to a verdict for one side. Ills obstinacy rather than his argu ments were rewarded with a verdict for the Bide he favored. Too Many Cases Given to Juries. TllEKEis still another evil iu the system. Wo submit too many cases to the verdict of the jury. In actions on contract, wheie the damages aro liquidated and the amount is either undisputed or is tho result of a" math ematical calculation, tho trial should be submitted to a judge. Tho determination of men of sound learning, unbiased judgment and ripe experience must in such case be more satisfactory than the haphazard de terminations of men inexperienced in other business tnau their on n, untrained in col lating or analyzing evidence and swayed often unconsciously by passion, prejudice or favoritism. In such cases the lights of Jury trial could readily be protected by provid ing that in cases of necessity the issues of fact arising therein might be determined by a jury and presented to the judge for his In formation and guidance. As we advance in civilization the law be comes more refined and difficult, the cases more complicated and its application and determination requires higher training. Our Juries have not kept pace with these de mands. We cannot dispense with them, we must improve them, una to do it most effi ciently wo mu3t make its service honorable and restrict its use to cases peculiarly Its province. Hoi. Wit. H. Ansoux. New York Citt. Y. M. C. A. Men In Council. GRiEKBBrnra. Feb. 5. Special The Young Men's Christian Association Is In session here with about 60 delegates present. The programme for the two days' meetings em braces many topics for discussion. At to morrow's meeting M. W. Callander, of Pitts burg, will tell of the association's woik among railroad men. AMaJtmBYrCOWrtJflCTIOHS. ' l Natural Laws and the Multiplication Table Enough to Satisfy Everybody. To the Editor of the Dispatch Ignorance is both dangerous and ex pensive. It is dangerous for what it does when precipitated into a panic, as the long Hob of historical exreses and frenzies at tests. It is costly for the reason that it in evitably invites some kind of an assessor or tax gatherer, to whom it pays tribute. Care vfnlly analyzed, It will be found that nearly all ills are the offspring of Ignorance and hor twin sister, credulity. Just now therare indications of another end of tho world scare, and to the ignorant it Is nothing that these crazes, have hun dreds of times taken place and date backinto the centuries. "Oh, but this time," says Mr. Credulity, "there is high authority, Planets will be in conjunction, and Professor So and So lias calculated that certain prophecies aro about fulfilled." But some of the great est ignoiamnses under the sun aro pro fes'ors. Some or the nan owest minds are bookish. Some of the moit robust cranks that tho sun shines on are pedagogues. Is a mathematical fact liable to change? Doet the multiplication table tell lies In some kinds of weather? One natural law Is as good as another, has the same potency, the same consistency and how long is it since these relations of quantities to each other have been found guilty or falsehood? But what have the conjunctions of' the planets to do with what takes place here on the earth? Absolutely nothing. Not so much as a cloud passing over the sky, or the flight of a butterfly or wasp in the blue em pj'rean. Why, these conjunctions, like tho eclipses, exist all tho time, wit-b reference to some point iu space. What, then, signiflet it if, onco in a gieat while, they Hue with us? The line of cranks and fools still seems to be a pretty long one, because much of edu cation makes narrow dwarfs. N. Wampum, Pa., Feb. 5. A HUGE IKON BCHEME. New York and Pennsylvania Capitalists to Build Towns and Railroads, t Baltimore. Feb. 5. Tho Manufacturers' Record of this week states that the broadest plan of development in the South ever un dertaken.which will involve investments by New York and Pennsylvania capitalists of many millions of dollars, has been consum mated by Alexander A. Arthur, who founded the English town of Middle town, Ky. Tho operations of this company inclndo the puiehase and development on a very large scale of extensive coal and Bessemer iron ore properties in East Tennessee, the puiehase of furnaces, steel works and coke ovens, the establishment of two manufacturing towns and the construction ot several important railroads in addition to tho extensive systems now in operation. The entire capital will be furnished by Americans, the list of those interested in clnding many of the mot widely known and conservative iron and steel men and financiers in the United states. PEOPLE OF PROMINENCE. Senators Gorman and Gibson are great on gastronomy. Carl Schtjrz was recently made an honorary member of a new German society, the Khinclander, of Chicago. Charles Francis Adams is in London, engaged in the ridiculous, and doubtless disappointing, task of looking up his ances tors In the archives of the British Museum. Sir Morell Mackenzie's daughter, Ethel Mackenzie McKenna, has made an in teresting name for herself in newspaper work as a writer of correspondence from London. Mr. Graham Kerr, naturalist to the Pilcomayo expedition into South America last year, says tho "Gran Chaco" is a region 180,000 square miles in area, forming the northern portion of the Pampas. Mr. George W. Childs will attend the dedication ceremonies of the "Chilas-Drexel Home for Union Printers," at Colorado Springs, Col., on May 12, the anniversary of his birth. This will De Mr. Childs' first visit to the far west. Captain W. S Schley, the redoubtable commander of tho cruiser Baltimore, Is a man of about t5 years. There are streaks of gray in his closely cropped "imperial" beard, but bis hair is brown and he wearalt combed don n low over a bioad forehead. King Menelek, of Abyssinia, is culti vating the friendship of the President of France. He has just sent a messenger to M. Carnor, offering him as a present two splen did Nubian lions which are now'at his court. The same messenger took a letter from the King conferring upon President Carnot the highest decoration of the empire. DEATHS HERE AND ELSEWHERE. Prof. T. TV. Orr, McKeesport. Prof. T. W. Orr, principal ot the South Park School. McKeesport, died yesterday morning very suddenly. For the past ten months he had been aQlcted with neuralgia of the braiu, hut his enndltlnn was not snch as to cause him to rease work. He retired Thursday night without com- plaining. hut abont a half-hour before be aled com plained to his wife that he could not sleep, arose, dressed himself, and sat down In a chair, where he expired. Prof. Orr was considered one of tho ablest educators in the Slate. After serving eight Years as superintendent ot the Grove City schools, lie came to McKeesport last September. He was 38 years or age, and leaves a w lie and three chil dren. " Hon. John Hogan. John Hogan died at noon yesterday in St. Louis of paralj sis. Few men in the West were better known than "Honest" John Hogan. He was a native of Cork. In 183(i Mr. Hogan was President of the Illinois Board of Public improie ni'cnU. and while oecunving that position the board laid out the site or the city of Chicago, and when the first railroad in Illinois was built lie held that position. Going to St. Louis he was Post master Irom 1857 to 1S61 and represented thatcitv in Congress trom 18fH to 1363, with the distinction of being the only Democratic Congressman during these years from the whole country west of the Mississippi. Rev. Benjamin St. J. Frey, Editor. Rev. Benjamin St. J, Frey, D. D., editor of the Ventral Christian, Advocate, organ of the 3tethodlst Episcopal Church In the West and one of the leading ministers of that denomination, died yesterday at St. Louis of erysipelas following an attack of the grip. In 1847 he entered the ministry, and after several years pastoral service was elected Presldentof the Worthiiigton. O.. Female College. During the war he served as chaplain of the Sixty third Ohio Infantry. In 18b5 he was placed In charge or the Methodist book coneern at St Louis aud conducted its business until he was elected editor of the Ventral Vhrlstian Advocate In 1872. Christine C. Ilrash, Antnor. Christine Chaplin Brush, the wife of Rev. Alfred H. lfrnsh. pastor of the Dutch Reformed Church in .New Utrecht, L. I., died Wednesday in Brooklyn, in the HOth year of her age. Mrs. Brush wm the daughter of the late Jeremiah Chaplin, of Boston, and was well known as the writer of "The Colonel's Opera Cloak" and as a coutrlbutor to Jhtrpsr'8 Monthly, the Atlantic Montlily, and other periodical. She tanght drawing lor scvral years belore her marr.age in the State Normal School la Massachusetts, ana distinguished herself by water color painting, especially of wild flowers. Obituary Notes. T. W. Inmas, a prominent member of nenry living's company, is dead, in London. He had been suffering from influenza. Emanuel Youhg, who for 20 years ha3 had charge of the Pennsylvania Company's meat and cattle business in Johnstown, died last night. HAMILTON GnAT. the oldest postmaster in the United States, Is dead. He had served as post master at Gray's Hill, Tenn., since his appoint ment by PresldentPolk. Ilox. David Clapton', who has beenAssociate Justice of the Supreme Court of Alabama fur a numbsr of years. ,dled from pneumonia J esterday morning at'Montgomery. ALFRED ARAGO, son of the illustrious Francois Arajto. died suddenly in Paris Thursday, aged 77, of congestion of the lungs. He was a brother of the French Minister to Berne. Robert M. Whiting, ex-Commodore of the Brooklyn Yacht Club, and well known lu yachting circles throughout the country, died Wednesday night, aged 77 years, of paralysis. Genebal James F. Robinson, one of the best knona turfmen In tnc country, died at Lexington, Ky., yesterday morning, ne had been President of the Kentucky Turf Association for the past 20 years. He was 60 years old. A. Clark Fulton, a prominent lawyer and Chairman of the Republican County Committee, at York. Pa., was seized with hemorrhage of the lungs in the Court Houbc there yesterday morn iug. and died In a few moments. Eruabdt Mueller, of Honesdale, Pa., who, as member of Company M, Seventeenth Pennsyl vania Cavalry, claimed to have ared the first gan and killed the, first man -"-ho fell at the battle of Gettysburg, died Monday in the Soldiers' Home In Milwaukee, He was rormerly a .prosperous business man of Honesdale. ; V THE;TAX PROBLEM". ' ' Practical Views on the Basis of Taxation An Important Function Placed In the Wrong J'landa Valuation and Mlllage Sere and Elsewhere The Remedy In the Hands of the People. To the Editor of The Dispatch: The continued and almost general fault finding with tho increased valuation of real estate under the triennial assessment of the Board of Assessors is one more example qf the failure of the taxpayer to take bold of an existing evil at the right point and at the right time. It Is bnt a month or two since we had the spectacle off the city's bonded in debtedness being increased by a small pro portion of the qualified voters, the great majority either abstaining from voting alto gether or voting against the measure. And yet there was no alternative at tbat time; it was eithor vote to extend the Indebtedness over a number of years, or be swamned by an increase of taxation in a single year suffi cient to pay the indebtedness. Had the opposition which manifested itself at the time of the election to Increase tho city's debt, or not, been employed nt the proper time in the selection or the right men to the State Legislature, it is not possible that a bill so evidently framed in tho interest of the contractor and land speculator, as was the street act, which was afterward declared nnconstitnttonal, and left the city with what threatened to be an Increased debt, could have become a law. The Only Equitable Tax Basis. Now, it needs no argument to prove that the only equitable and leasonable basis for the Taxation of real estate is a value ap proaching as nearly as possible its actual market vnluo at the time of assessment. Any other basis or taxation almost inevita bly puts an unequal share of the burden of taxes on the smaller property holdcrs.jbe cause it leaves wide open to the wealthy and influential owners of large properties the opportunity of having their assessment reduced by the employment of the very in fluence which their position in the com munity enables them to use. A cash value basis of taxation is a uniform stnndaid, Irom which there need be no deviation. And yet, while the almost universal pro test to the present action of the Boaid of Assessors is fault-finding misplaced, it is none tho less indication of an ovll which docs exist, to-wit, the extravasant increase in the expenditure ofpubllc money in Pitts burg by City Councils. Tho s-inie good citi zens, who now protest so loudly agninst an increased assessment, leave the most im portant function in luxation tho fixing of the millage, the nctual amount of taxes to be levied in the hands of an irresponsible committee of Councils, the members of which if they aro pioperty holders in the city certainly do not estimate aright the consequences of the extravagance they en courage. The result of such a policy is that an increased valuation is looked upon by this same committee as one more oppor tunity for increasing the gross amount of tax levied instead of an occasion for reduc ing the millage. The Tax Rate Here and Elsewhere. A comparison of the tax rate in the city of Pittsburg for 1891 will reveal the fact that outside of any consideration of the return fiom taxation the actual rate was higher than in Boston, New York, Cleveland or Chicago. It is not using ontside or extravagant fig ures to say tbat tho total assessed valuation in the city of Pittsburg, averaging the county a"nd city assessments in 1891, was CO per cent of the cash valne. The city rate was 15 mills, average school rate 2 mills, and county rate 3 mills, making a total of 20 mills, which on a 60 per cent valuation would be equivalent to a 12-mill rate on an actual cash valuation. In the city of Boston the rato was some thing over 12 mills on a valuation approxi mating 80 per cent, or about 10 mills on a cash valuation. In New York, Ohio and Illinois real estate Is taxed for State purposes, wnile in Penn sylvania It is not, ana yet in the city of New York the total tax rate for 1891, including State, county, city and school taxes, was, in our way of putting it, 19 mills on a 60 per cent valuation, which on an actual cash val uation would be equivalent to 11 4-10 mills. In Cleveland the rate for Stan-, county, city and school purposes amounted to 28 mills on a 40 per cent valuation, or 11 2-10 mills on an actual cash valuation. In the city of Chicago, under a peculiar method of assessment known as "equaliza tion," real estate is assessed at about 15 per cent of its actual cash value, which makes the rate of taxation seem higher than it really is. In 1891 the total tax rate for State, county, citv and school purposes, was $6 00 on each J 100 valuation, this being on a 15 per cent basis would be equivalent to, in our wavof putting it, a 9 mill rate on an actual cash valuation. Pittsburg Getting the Worst of It. Taking into account that in all the cities named-the return from taxation in the way of light, police and fire protection is cer tainly equal to that supplied in the city of Pittsburg, and that our park system Is but In its infancy, while all the cities named support park systems second to none in the country considering these facts certainly return"from taxation is less in Pittsburg than in cities whose burden of taxation is less. I do not know whether It occurs to the powers who fix taxation In the city or Pitts burg to what extent the city's pi osperitv is dependent upon its manufacturing indus tries. The result of a policv so imprudent and short-sighted must inevitably be to drive many concerns to take advantage of the inducements offered to locate outside the city. Let me give but one example and I use it as an example only because I am acquainted with the facts by reason of connection with the firm. Here is a concern employing between 400 and 500 people and paving in wages weekly between $3,000 and $4,000. The total taxation on the actual amount of money invested in their plant nmouDts annually to between 3 and 5 per cent, making It Impossible in years of keen competition for them to do more than nold their own. And this is but one of many concerns engaged in like business in the city, who are bound to Pittsburg only until such time as natural gas shall fail as a fuel, when they must surely seek fields for manu facturing where taxation is not an amount equal to a reasonable profit on the capituL invested. General Apathy Is to Blame. There is no chapter in the whole history of republican government in the United States more calculated to call in question the advisability of a general suffrage than the history of municipal administration, fraught as it Is with so much of stupidity and corruption. With all tho experience of Eniopennand English cities behind us, we insist on beginning at the beginning and purchasing a dearly-bought experience. The secret of the whole matter is this, that politicians thrive in consequence of the apathy and carelesness of the very citizens whose interests are largest in tho municipal corporation. Outside of Pennsylvania some light does seem to be breaking in tho disposition of cities to either own or exercise control over valuable franchises that are public property. The city of Baltimore derives a large portion of its income trom its tax of 9 per cent on the gross receipts or street rallwavs. A statute of New York Stato passed in 1886 or 1837 provides that hereafter when It is pro posed to construct a stieet railway in any of the cities of the State tl.e Iraurhisc there for shall be offered at public sale, and bo sold to the party agreeing to pay to the city the largest percentace of the gross rnrnints of the road. These taxes in both cases nru in addition to tho general corporation tax. Somo few cities oan street railways, and many have long since acquired their own light plants. Until the citizens who have no other In terest to serve but that of good government, which means low taxation, devote their energy to the election of men who will really represent them to City Councils, wo shall have an increasing millage with an In creased valuation. It is a high honor for the most respectable citizen to be a member of the town council in many ot the English cities, and it should be so In the cities of the United States. It is certainly opportune that the publio attention is so generally called to the .existing stato of affairs at a time so near the elections to City Councils. William D. Evans, 100 Diamond street. Pittsbuko, February 5. Nine Weeks of Inactivity. New York Recorder.J The Democratic House of Representatives, nine weeks in session.and they have not vet agreed upon the rules to govern them! Put Tom 'Reed In the chair. , Another Reciprocity Proclamation. Washington, D. C, Feb. 5. The President has issued his proclamation promulgating a reciprocity treaty with the British West India colonies, Trinidad, Windward and Leeward islands. What He Is There For. Chicago Times. The ex-Governor of Nebraska now sits In the Executive office aud wonders what he Is Thayer for. THE REOPENED' HOUSE. The Spick Fpan Pittsburg Club Is Shown to the Admiring Four Hundred of the Two Cities A Representative Gathering There Other Affairs. After beiog in the hands of architects and decorators almost for a year, the Pitts burg Club reopened last night, and in honor of the event, within its doors, there was as brilliant and large a gathering as ever marked an event, solely of a social nature. The usual awning at the club theater door told tho story of a function within; for even on this notable oc casion the iron-bound rule was no tannulled which forbids a woman, or a man who is not a member, to cross the "threshold of the great front door." This was locked and barred, and remained so all evening. The house was profusely arranged by John R. & A. Mnrdoch with flowers, beginning with the foyer and extending Into the theater, up the connecting stnirways and throughout the house proper in the many numerous appropriate places. An orchestra was stationed in tho house proper, and another behind the screened stage in the elnb theater where the dancing was carried on. Tho general plan o. the house has not been much disturbed, except ing in that part belonging to the domestic establishment already described in The Dispatch, but the general effect of the re furuishment and decoration is that or a much more elegant and more modern house than heretofore. Nine o'clock was the hour mentioned In the invitations, and as this meant any time until 12 the full quota of guests was not present until midnight. About 500 guests were present, many regrets being leceived. sentbypeoplo living awav from here and the many whom the season has plunged in mourning. A number of the ladies representing tho receiving committee, wives of" the officers and governors, were through this latter canse Kept away, but, nevertheless, a very full repre sentation was present. The entire club was open, the bar connected with the billiard room being suitably screened off and every semblance of cloven foot or horn success fully screened from the eye of the fair con tingent present. The reception, one of the most successful In the annals of tno Pitts burg Club, did not come to a close until 3 or 4 o'clock this morning. Since Madame Del Sarte's very success ful causeries at Mrs. Schoonmaker's house, society is beginning to wonder why home talent is not sought out and lionized. There aro many exceedingly clever young men and women, who are starving intellectually, nnd having their abilities warped for want of a eympatlretie atmospheie. It is certainly a fact that brains is not the card which alone will introduce a young person possessing more than ordinary in telligence to Pittsbnrg drawing rooms, un less that person be lucky enonsh not to claim this happy SDOt for his birthplace. This is a city whos society has always been remarked lor its generons patronage of visiting talent, and it would be a delightful lauiel. indeed, for it to wear, should it, henceforth, include the clever of Its own rearing, in lavishing tokens of its love. TnE members ot the Johnstown Corre spondents' Association who attended the dedication of the Conemaugh VnVey Hos pital on Thursday were charmingly enter tained by A. J. Haws and H. Y. Haws at their home on Vine street. Dnrirrg the flood tho newspapermen were also the guests of Mr. Haws, in that he was the owner of the cement "mill and the brick kilns in which they made their headquarters. The dinner Thursday evening was the most powerful argument yet produced to show how the new Johnstown surpasses the old. Social Chatter. The Alumna: Association of the Pennsyl vania College for Women has chosen for its patronesses at the the comingbeneflt for the Helen E. Pelletreau scholarship: MrsXUurles Lockhart, Mrs. T. M. Jones, Mrs. Oliver Mc Clintock, Mrs. William H. Daly, Miss S. H. Killlkelly, Mrs. Ernest Schwartz, Mrs. H. C. Bughman, Mrs. S. S. Marvin, Mrs. M. N. Acbeson, Mrs. W. J. Holland and Mrs. WiU iam Scott. The list is not yet complete. Judge Kirkpatrick, of Sherman avenne, will 'give aulte a large dinner party this evening in honor of his friend Dr. George Merritt, an eminent medical practitioner of Cherry Valley, N. Y. Dr. Merritt, while here, is the irnest or his relative and friend, Charles W. Robb, Esq., of Nonh avenue. An evening with Mendelssohn, as inter preted by Prof. Simeon Bissell's pupils, was spent last night by a delighted audience at Curry University Hall. An instructive ad dress by Prof. Bissell precededa musical pro gramme, illustrative of the great composer's genius. HIS PE0FS3I0BAL SECEET. An Anecdote That Throws Eight on Sir Morell Mackenzie's Character. London, Feb. 5. Sir Morell Mackenzio, the distinguished physician, whose serious ill ness with bronchitis was announced a few days ago, is dead. This announcement makes it possible for me to make a revela tion that will exhibit the great physician in his trne character as shown during the most trying period of his life. Only a pledge of honor has restrained me from making public the facts before. Only a few weeks before the death 'of the Emperor Frederick, then still Crown Prince, while Sir Morell Mackenzie was under the terrible Are of the German surgeons, a dra matic incident occurred- A lady who had access to bis presence at all times entered his sitting room in the Hotel Victoria one day. Sir Morell was seated at a table, evi dently laboring under great excitement. "You have called at the wrong time," he said, excitedly; "I am under a terrible strain." "Doctor," said the lady bluntly, "you know the Crown Prince has cancer you know It." "Yes," he said, "I know he has cancer" standing up and clinching his hands "bnt I have not the right to admit it. Ifl did it would wrong that poor woman and her children," indicating the Crown Princess. "If I were to go to his room and admit that it was cancer, he would give up and would not live to be crowned. His widow and children would have nothing." "But I can hardly bear this strain much longer," ho added wearily. He bore-up under the terri ble strain, however, and theresultis history. Shonld Cultivate lis Friendship. Chicago Tribune. Chile is a plucky little nation. In a good cause it would be an invincible little nation. J Uncle Sam should cultivate Its friendsuip now. Single Shots Only Allowed. Washington Post.1 Only single shots will be permitted at the McEinley target, and Mr. Springer is to boss the shooting gallery. Will Soon Be an Extinct Species. Omaha World Herald. The street car horse bids fair to Join the buffalo as an extinct species. DEATH OF THE OCTOPUS. It is to be hoped, for the sake of the whole country no less than ofsLouisian , that the lottery is really dead. Xew York If'orUL Perhaps the people of Louisiana will ac cept the lottery company's professions of a willingness-togo out of business when its political friends formally declare againstre newlng Its charter. Xew YorkSun. - Thus the lottery men, in tho parlance of the ring, throw up the sponge. They are not td bo wholly trusted, and posibly they are insincere; but tho probability is that they have really surrendered. iYew York Commercial Advertiser. The blot is about to be wiped from the escutcheon of the Pelican State and the steadv flow of money from people all over the Union, millions of it Trom those who could ill afford to indulge In the practice, will bo stopped. Ohio Slate Journal. The apparently definite and final settle ment ot the loug-agitatcd question of tho political and moral "degradation" of tho State of Louisiana is top obvious to call for extended comment. As it is, or promises to be, it is simply a case of "All's Well Tbat Ends Well." New York'Advertiser. We congratulate tho people of Louisiana tbat their Stato will soon be cleansed of a fonl blot and we are pleased to inform tho thousands in our own State who have been throwing away their money on the great Bwindle that they will soon be delivered from that temptation. Cleveland Plaindealer. The American press, with the exception of a few subsidized Louisiana newspapers, has stood like a stone wall in support of the anti-lottery law and in defense of the ad ministration in Its attempt to crnsh tho giant Louisiana swindling concern, which has at lasts gone to the wall. Cleveland Leader. . ' CURIOUS CONDEMNS. -l A A-JXV Vll A kind of ash in Sicily has a sap whit hardens Into crude sugar. r . Crete, Keb., has a young ladies corn' band which Is paid to be tho cridal of "ar male barss band in the State." Among the Anglo-Saxons the bride w: led by a matron who wasknowujSs tt "bride-woman," while the young girls wt followed in her w.iko were then called, i they are still,, "bride-maids." , In the reign of Richard lit, lk, tl 'dandies of London wore shoe3 wit li toes Iro one foot to 18 inches in length with the doIi or "norn" turned up and lastencd to tt garter by a gold or silver chain. i Leprosy is increasing at an alarrnir rate in Spain. From Alcanta it is reporte that several villages are afflicted with tl terrible malady. In Benidorm there ai eight families every member of which is leper. The anti-slavery societies of Europe ar talking of an exhibition at tho Chicago Fa which they think will help their cause. Tn proposal Is to show all the instruments use in the capture, control and guarding of tl. slaves. A horse has 40 teeth, a mare only I (wanting the tusks or so-called wolf teeth the ox nnd sheep tribes have only 32, want Ing the eight incisors in the upper jaw) Th -pig has 44 teeth, the dog ha 42- teeth, an mankind only 3i . The following advertisement appearai recently in a paper: "A stamp collector, th possessor of a collection of 12,541 "stamp! wishes to marry a lady who Is an ardent col lector and the possessor of the hlnn-penn. stamp of Mauritius Issued in 1847." . Th stamp the young woman must possess I worth about S1.000. Our word "bride" is derived from th Anglo-Saxon verb "bredan," to cherlsi. while "groom," or "grom," is an old Dutc. word, which simply means a young mar and is qnlte different from the term apnlie to our equine domestics, which either come from the Persian "garma" (a keeper c horses), or else from tho Anglo-Saxon wor "gunw," (a caretaker or servant). The mest popular and honored Persia, poet is the Sheik Maslihed-din, who wrote L the thirteenth century, and has the highes distinction as a poet and moralist. Hi "Place of Roses" is appreciated out' of Pel sia, and it may be seen in India, printed c lithographed in cheap form, packed i chests and sold in hundreds and thousand for use in the many schools where Persian i taught. In 1890 Korth Dakota had 2,615,31 acres sown with wheat, giving a yield t 27.551,611 bushels, or ten bushels and a frac tion to the acre, and that, in 1831, 2,SS5,5C aere- were planted with wheat, the -tota yield being 64,713,323 bushels, an average c over 22 bushels to an acre. Of other crop raised in the State tnn fleures are: Oatj 17.871.5S: barley, 5,270,635; flax, 1,214,013, an rye, 310.067 bushels. Kbaiifa Abdullah makes a good deal o gunpowder in his arsenal at Omdnrman. bu It is inferior in quality to that which come from Europe, and he is eager to get as mccl of the imported article as possible. Not . tew natives south of the Zambesi make very poor qnality of gunpowdef. havim plenty of the materials used in its manu factnre. while the Portuguese have tauh them'the art of making it. At Pembina, N. D., the thermomete stood at 43 below zero one day recently At Splritwood Lake, in the same region, th ice is three feet thick, aud in cutting It oi cold days the saw stnek fast frequently, an had to be cut out with an ax. The weathi has been so cold that few people have beei about the farming districts. The Svkestm Gazette remarked the other day: "We" com munlcate once more with tho outside worb to-day, by means of an auger-hole, made b the rotary plow through the drifts." An inexplicable habit in a church a Valsbolhas at last been explained. Wfcei tho men went to the altar to receive thi sacrament and then returned to the body o the church each made a genuflection in t'l direction of tho women, always on the sam spot. No one for a long while ha 1 knowi why this was done. Lately one of tho wall was being cleaned, and a picture of th. Virgin was discovered which had been cov eredup for 400 years by the whitewash. Tn, 'genuflections originally made to this nicturt had been continued by the force of habit foi centuries after it had disappeared. A carious contrivance by which tho-' whose kitchens and cellars aro over-stockec with black beetles can get rid of at least : considerable portion of them, has recentl been patented. It consists of a circnia' casing with inclined sides, ud which the beetle or other insects can run, and an in verted saucer-shaped dish on a pivot in th center of the casing, with a receptacle foi bait at its upper part. The arrangement i; such that when a beetle steps up uside of the casing and over on to the inverted dish Its weizht will tilt tho dish and cauc the beetle to fall to the bottom of the trap, thi dish righting immediately the weight ot the beetle is removed. Colonel Gallieni, the French soldiei who has served his country in Senegal am. tho Western Soudan, tells an amusing inci dent that occurred to him while in the fa; interior. In 1329 Rene Call lie, the Euroncai traveler who wrote a description of Tim buctoo, passed through tnat region on hit way to the famous city. A while- ago Colone Gallieni was surprised by a bill which was presented to him by tho chief of an intend towh. It purported to rem-esent a debi which Cailliehad incurred. Tho Colonel hac no doubt the claim was spurious, but ic order to dispel a "detestable reputation foi dishonesty," whicn he says Europeans en joy in that region, he discharged tho obn gation. A new arrangement, designed to super sede chain3 in safety bicycles and obviat; the annoyance, with which bicyclists-are s familiar, of loose, and lirt-clogged chain gearing, has recently been protected. Ac cording to this invention a toothed wheel is provided on the hub of tho driving-wheel, wbich gears Into a circular rack. This rack is supported by two cranks mounted or pivots and is oscillated through connecting lods by a small toothed wheel driven, by t pinion on the crank shaft. This wheel hap a pin on Its face which engaies with the connecting rods and at each revolution oscillates the rack which acquires a circular motion by reason of the cranks, and thus revolves the driving-wheel. The speed at which the driving-wheel is rotated depends upon the proportionate number of teeh on tne racit uuu. uu tuo nuccx nib. nuicu ik gears. LIGHT LITTLE LAUGHS. , "What are you doing ia, Paris, Dr. Perkins?" "Studying eyes. 3Ilss Daisy." "Ob. how interesting! WhafColor do yonpre fer?" Harper's Bazar. It is leap year, my boy, and just' nobody knows i How sooa some dear girl may take heart to pro poe; So leave em alone, boy. a chase will enhance The Joy of their efforts to Jump at a ch inte. Xew York Herald. Professor In estimating the multitudes that have Inhabited the earth we are obliged to consider, of course, both the quick and the- dead. Student That classification would leave out tne messenger boys altogether, wouldn't it? ISwfcwi Cbttrfer. Old Nick O'Teene (to his young wife) My first wife was always cold and distant. I Mae the sweet, confiding way you nestle up to me. His Young Wife Oil. I don't mind It; I u.ed to work in a tobacco f ictory I Puck. I thought I could be happy. If she'd consent to marriage: Bui now she rails mo "Pappy." Makes mejog the baby carriage There Is a moral to this wall. Tbat must be plain to all: But I likven't time to write It, For I hear the baby suualt. . Smith, a raj i Co.'s Xmthl-j. He Mrs. Redd-Clay, allow me to present to you my friend Mr. Reginald Kobl&son. bhe (who always tries to say something pleasant) What an aristocratic first name yoo,Jjar. Mr. Bobmson.-u!?e. "What happened 400 years ago thiyear?" asked Freddie's teacher. - "Don't know." answered Freddie; "Vm oaf 7 years old." Harper's Tmnsr People. T "I do not like that gown," he saidVi. Those sleeves! Why. you'll get lost,?, T 'But, dear." his little wife replied, , -, "Just think how much it cost." . " Ctnak Heeieso. Wealthy Parishioner Doctor, that- ser mon of yours last Sun lay from the texf,A rieh man shall hardly enter into the 'alngdoe of heaven. was a little tough on us fellow .tliat pay about S3 for eTery sormon wo hear yoa preach. The Rev. Dr. Fourthly-Yes. but t2vhjkgy dear lr. of the. Immense comfort there la K that tettier the fellows tbat can't afford to pay 2Jcen,ti-C- cago Tribune. - ' fV.