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All doable I end triple nurnber copies of The Dispatch 1 require a 2-cent stamp to Insure prompt t delivery. PITTSBDKG. SCNDW. JANUARY 17. I THE CHILEAN IMBROGLIO. 1 "War spirit is running high in the new dispatcher Tho present outlook for a i reasonable and pacific solution of the difB ' culty between the United States and Chile is represented as very nearly hopeless. As 1 a sreueral rule it has been a safe principle I of action to disbelieve the fcreatec part of ! what is published on this subject; but the drift of public opinion and the prepara tions of both Governments show that the great calamity to both countries of a naval war may ensue. Every thinkinc man who has followed the course of events, and -who is able to conceive the cost and miseries of war will 1 agree that this calamity should be pre vented. The worst feature of such a dis t aster to civilization and commerce is that i a wise'and conciliatory course might have prevented it. The war spirit has been I steadily cultivated in both nations by the ' inconsiderate, who wish war for the fun of the thine, and by the interested, who are after promotion or spoils. This has led to misrepresentation and perversion, so the truth has been difficult to obtain. Bui enouch is known to disclose tho mis representation and to show that with a I wi?e and conservative representation of the United States at Chile a settlement , would have been arrived at such as the national honor requires. ' Whether the belligerent spirit on both sides has not been inflamed to a height Uiat-viH 'carry the two Governments into war despite themselves is a serious ques tion. So long as the matter remains a diplomatic one it is the duty of the press to show ihaj we should not require more of Chile than of ourselves in the New Or leans matter: and to insist that we be not misled into t!.e error of an inclorious and possibly disastrous war by the misrepre sentations which have already been ex posed. Up to th very eve of actual hos tilities, thoughtful and disinterested opin ion will not cc.se to urge th avoidance of I that unfortunate r-sult by a conservative ! and absolutely fair-minded policy, j But when the first act of war is com . mitred there can be but one party and one wish in this country. It should be under stood that up to the outbreak of hostilities the sober tense of the country is opposed to the war. But if :t must come there can be but one object for the whole nation to urge it to a sharp and successful con clusion as soon as possible. A CLASSIC COMPARISON. The latest stirring thing in horseflesh, the purchase of Anon, the California 2-year-old -wonder, for 150,000, awakens in the Xew York Sun a disposition to histo rical comparison. It recognizes that the nce is Ihe biggest one ever paid for a" norse since Philip of Macedon paid thir teen talents for Bucephalus to gratify young Alexander. But it concludes that the Macedonian transaction in fancy horse buying was the most costly one, as thir teen talents then had a greater purchasing power than 5150,000 now. Besides which, it asserts, the modern horse is the better one, Bucephalus having been an ill-tempered, ugly animal, while Arion is a darling and speedy. The comparison is an interesting one, and the conclusion of the Sun may bo the correct one. although its accuracy depends on the kind of talent in which the pay ment was made. The ancient talent had even a wider variation than our dollars in the time when we had paper dollars, trade dollars and theoretically standard gold and silver dollars all at the same time. If the Attic talent of silver was the currency paid by Philip of llacedon, the proprietor of the antique stock farm where Bucepha lus was bred got as much silver as would have coined 11.454 of our lovely Bland dol lars; and as he could find no obliging treasury to give him silver certificates, it would be interesting to know how he got , it home. The purchasing power of money was enough greater then than now to make this sum equal to a modern check for 5150,000, even after allowing for the fact that the sum in dollars must be reck oned on about a 7C cent basis. While it is pleasant to learn that our modern horse fanciers have not yet sur passed the extravagance of the Macedonian mor.aichs, the comparison does npt amount to a complete vindication of the modern price. We do not remember that either Leonidas orililtiades, or Xenophon, whose-achievements showed .Alexander the way to his conquests, found it neces sary to have the highest-priced charger going; nor did Themistocles, in whom the trophy to Miltiades inspired a bad case of insomnia, until he had rivaled it with i-qual achievements; nor Pericles, who knew how to make a small city great, while Alexander's knowledge was in the ( lline of destroying cities, find it necessary 'to their fame to own the costliest horse- j flesh in all Greece. Indeed the pessimistic J might hint at the fact that this unex ampled priee for a horse was paid just at the time when Grecian liberties were finally overthrown and supplanted by military absolutism. It might further be said that such ex penditures to gratify luxurious whims are commendable, if the career of Alexander of Macedon furnishes a good model for republican citizens of the nineteenth century. THE KIDICTJT-OUS BLUE LAWSTJITS. The move for the enforcement of the Blue Law of 1794, which has been the en grossing topic of the week, has now got far enough to enable the projectors to judge of public opinion upon it Tester day one of the cases managed to reach aldermanic judgment, and in a week or so we will know whether the County Courts conceive that modern progress in any way is to affect the interpretation of the word "necessity." Necessities are exempt from the operation of the Blue Laws. Whether the newspaper, the street car, the tele graph, the telephone and other things which have become part and parcel of daily life since 1794 are to be regarded as necessities, or not, will be the question for the judges. But before the Court of Public Opinion there is no manner of doubt a to the judgment. That a million of people should be deprived of the privilege of reading their newspapers on Sunday, to satisfy the queer notions of half a dozen individ uals in whom they have no interest, is so preposterous a proposition as to excite only ridicule and intense contempt The only good thing about the prosecu tions of the past week is that the people concerned in them are now ostentatious in declaring "there is no religion" in the movement Nobody supposed there was; but it is just as well that there is formal disclaimer. The question is narrowed down to the simple one whether the Blue Law of 1794 is to be interpreted in the light of modern necessities, or -only in the light of the limited needs of the people who lived one hundred years ago. That is for the courts to say. But even if the courts held to the narrow and ridiculous view of the Law and Orderite remnant, the Legislature would be compelled by the force of public opinion to pass a new law. The prosecutions are senseless and the methods disreputable; they but serve the useful purpose of arousing the public to firm determination to resist at all points the compulsion of cranks and fanatics. AN EVIDENT MISNOIXEK. An example of the persistent inability of most people to accurately understand the wrong of the combinations to suppress competition,known as "trusts," is afforded by the reports concerning an "orange and lemon trust" in California. The press dispatches speak of it as a "trust," while the brief statement of facts which the same dispatches contain show conclusively that it has not, and never can have the essential characteristics of monopolistic combinations known by that name. In order that a combination can either raise prices, suppress competition or re strict production, It must control either the great mass of the production of a staple or the agencies by which It is dis tributed from producers to consumers. Apart from the utter impossibility of either organizing a combination of this sort which will take in all the present and future citrus growers of California, and the even creater hopelessness of sup pressing the competition of the Florida and Mediterranean growers, the dispatch shows that this organi zation makes no- such attempt It does not even seek to include all the growers of its section. It is simply an association of some of the owners of the finest groves, who, the dispatch sa5-s, "intend to make a specialty of fine packing and thus establish a permanent reputation for their brand." In other words, Instead of seeking to perform the impossible task of suppressing, the associa tion is a legitimate one, inspired by the competitive force to gain business by the improvement of the quality of their out put It would have been a slight matter if some orange, growers of Southern Cali fornia had been stupid enough to essay the impossible task of setting up a monop olistic combination in an industry that can bo pursued anywhere in the tropics. But since their association is one for the praiseworthy purpose of legitimate com petition is an illustration of the shallow ness of the time to find esteemed Eastern eotemporaries parading it as a monopo listic trust MIXING PRODUCTION. The review of the mining industries of the United States for 1891, published by the Engineering and Mining Journal, brings out three points of especial interest at this time. The first is that the silver production of the country amounts to 58, 000,000 ounces this year. It thus appears that the amount of silver which the United States Treasury is directed by law to buy and stack away falls short of all the silver produced in this country. There are 4,000,000 other ounces to be cared for, and in order to protect the silver producers from the hard alternative of being com pelled to sell that percentage of their product to be used in the arts the law will have to be changed and the storage capac ity of the Treasury still further enlarged. Another point is that while silver pro duction has increased about 8 per cent the gold production has increased over 25 per cent to a total of 1,620,000 ounces, with a value of 533,200,000. If this relative increase of production continues, the time may come again when gold will be the cheaper metal, and if We should before that estab lish the silver dollar, the advocates of the cheaper standard might demand the return to gold. That is a good distance in the future, however; and the more cogent de duction from the figures is that this coun try need not suffer from any lack of gold unless it is driven to a premium by coming down to a silver basis. The third and very important fact is dis closed by the figures to the effect that the coal production of the country is. more im portant than that of gold and silver com bined. The total value of the gold and silver product was about $90,000,000; while the production of anthracite and bituminous coal will have a value at the mouth of the mines nearly if not quite one hundred per cent greater. There were 42,839,000 tons of anthracite mined during the year, notwithstanding the efforts of the great companies to restrict production, and 98,000,000 tons of bituminous. It is not only the value of the product in which the coal industry greatly exceeds the gold and silver interest; but the differ ence in public value is many times greater in the employment given to labor and the material furnished to other in dustries. This being the case, why has not tne coal industry a betterclaim on the 1 iavors 01 legislation man the gold and silver mines? The coal producers do not ask the Government to buy all or even half their output and stack it away to en hance prices. That would be a great injury to the public welfare, though not a greater violation of abstract justice than the purchase of 54,000,000 ounces of use less silver annually. But as the possi bilities and benefits of the coal industry would, together with the great mass of other fundamental industries, agricultural and manufacturing, be immensely en hanced by cheap water transportation, there is a good claim for that benefit from the Government The United States will do much better for itself and the people by spending the money required to purchase 54,000,000 ounces of silver annually in connecting its water highways and giving the people cheap transportation than by putting the same sum into silver to lie idle and use less in the Treasury vaults. NOT MUCH. LEFT OF IT. The reports of Judge Acheson's ruling in the case brought by the Inter-State Commerce Commissioners against the Le- 'high Valley Railroad Company do not give the reasons of the Court, and the decision is avowedly not a final one. But on the fare of the ruling it is undoubtedly ad verse to methods of compelling obedience to the law by the summary proceeding provided in that enactment In view of the early decisions of the courts establish-' ing the public character and public obliga tions of the railways, this judicial re duction of the effectiveness of the inter state commerce act to zero contains food for a good deal of reflection. The vital question with regard to that act at its passage was as to its enforce ment Its principles were those laid down in a long series of common law decisions, and its statutory provisions were simply designed to give those principles adequato enforcement It "has taken six years to reach decisions by the courts, one of which cuts off the means of compelling evidence as to discriminations, and the other, if sustained, renders nugatory the method of enforcing obedience to the act by recusant corporations. When we add, to theso particulars, in whjch the courts will not permit tho law to be enforced, the other provisions which the commission tacitly declines to uphold, it is plain that the early fear that the law would become a dead letter was not unfounded. At the present rate, it may soon be ap propriate for the Inter-State Commerce Commissioners to offer up thanks that they have saved their salaries out of the wTeck of the rest of the law. Ode cotemporary the Leader has the sym pathy of the puDlio in the misfortune or flro which befell it Friday night. Inconvenient as fires are to mercantile and manufactur ing establishments, they are infinitely more so to newspapers, -which liavo to appear regulaily notwithstanding them. Hut tho Leader was equal to tho emergency, getting; out a good i?suo yesterday afternoon, nnd appearing this morning also in excellent shape. In a very little whilo our cotempo rary will be running along with more energy and success than over, and with no annoy ance from temporary inconveniences. Neither flros nor L. &O. detectives aroable to cause tho stoppage of a single issue of a live paper. It is in these days that the sidewalks have a tendency to fly up unexpectedly and strike pedestrians from behind. If there could be any warning of an impending strike of this kind both man and woman kind in Pittsburg would rest easier. It is calculated to give a shock to the ideas or political infallibility to learn that Joseph Manley, or Maine, now alleges that he does not know whether Blaine will be a candidate or not. Only a short month ago Mr. Manley was assuring the boys that all thoy hud to do would be to elect the dele gates and he and Mr. Blaine would attend to the rest of tho operation. Now he casts the chilling shadow of doubt over tho oporation for some unexplained reason. Can it be that the Philadelphia fight was a play for the benefit of the galleries: Eepublican parliamentary opinion in New "fork tends to the idea that counting members as present when they refuse to vote is a gross invasion of their liberties unless it is done by a Republican presiding officer. Mb. SrniNGEn said yesterday in speak ing of the outlook for tariff reform: "What the Democratic party would do if the law making power were in its control is well known." That "is where" Mr. Springer is wrong. If there is anything- that is uncer tain it is what tho party would do if it con trolled the House, Senato and had a Presi dent. There are so manv divergencies of opinion In tho ranks and among the leaders that any definite policy even as to the tariff is well nigh impossible. A citizen disappointed of his convenient mornlne car, on learning that the causo Is a strike, seldom pauses to Inquire which of tho disputants is in the right, but begins to kick all round on general principles. Bepbesentative O'Neill, of Massa chusetts, thinks that the Government clerks oneht to work eight hours per diem. The Government clerks disagree with him, and consequently Washington public opinion Is Jumping on Mr. O'Neill with both feet. The Idea that the arrears of Government busi ness might be brought up to date if theGov ernment employes would do a fullTlay's work, is n foreign and utterly valueless con sideration according to the Washington theory. Thb Law and Order men are now accused of selecting 1SU2 for their crusade, because there aro more Sundays than usual. They will have 13 days in which they can practice their detecting jiowers. G-abza, a short time since entirely un known, is now one of the best known men of the day. Nearly every paper in the United States has printed his name and tho people are beginning to feel real well ac quainted with him. If tho soldiers who are after him'could only gain a closer intimacy with him, how happy they would be! Governor McKikley- has turned out a fresh lot of Ohio colonels. He should leave that home industry to Kentucky, whero it is indigenous and in no need of protection. It seems that the able correspondents who announce Supreme Court decisions in advance of the delivery are liable to cast doubts on their own infallibility. Of the three cases of that sort recently, one deci sion turned out the exact opposite of that which was annonnoed and the other two are still hanging fire. It is said that (here will be no more poets in theyearSOM. -What a pity it is tho world cannot go to sleep like tho hero in the "looking Backward" romance. IT is settled in the minds of the poli ticians that tho National Democratic Con vention Is to go to Komo Western city. So far there are only nineteen aspirants for the honor of entertaining that distinguished body of politicians and only four are in tho East. Appaicntly the West is divided against itself. TEEASUEE TEOVE BY THE SEA Sea Islo Resident Want to Dig a Vessel) Out or thn Sands. Sea Isle Citt, N. J., Jan. 16. A gentleman was at this place to-day making inquiries of thoso lamillar with the subject as to tho location of the snip Mortimer Livingstone, which was stranded a number of years ago on the beach after having been out 12 days from Havre, France. This ship waH large one nnd was laden I with the finest ell inn ware, champagne nnd French winer, x rencn winer, logemer wiui mucn otner vnlualile tneichundise, which the sea has not In all probability damaged. The hulk Is now completely covered with saud. A beau tiful china figure representing the Virgin Mary was lately picked up on tho strand by a icsldent.vlilcu 11 supposed to have washed up from this Vessel. VALUE OF WOMAN'S W0BK. . Kot So "Well Paid Because They Haven't the Mnsele Man's Potentiality Mke,B:im Worth More Not a Matter of Brains Concrete Examples. rWRITTKX TOB THE DISrATCH.l The reason why most women-workers are not paid so mnch as most men-worker is because they are not worth so muoh. Here is heresy of heresles.and from a womuD tool Well, at least, it is from a -woman who believes what she says; who believed so ten years ago, and whose belief has only deep ened with every working year that has passed over her bead. Women are not paid as much as men because they do notTeally earn as much as men. That is a generalized statement. Let us qualify it as follows: A few women are paid more than some men. That is because they are doing .something that a man can't do as well as a woman can. They are paid for tho advantage of sex. Some women eet just as mnch for their -work as a man would get. That is because the -work is one in which theiels no advantage or disadvantage of sex, either way. Most women are paid less than most men because men havo the ad vantage of their sex. What is tho advantage of their sex? Strength; strength of body and of muscles; units of horse power. Women Have More Brains Than Men. Bear in mind that what both 'men and women are paid for is work and that work is a matter of'body as well as of biains. Tho reason why things get so obscured when people begin to talkaoout this matter Is that they insist upon treating It as if ability were purely a matter of brains, as If tho concession that a woman's work lsn'Vworth so much as a man's in the money market (bear, in mind thatwe aro talking nbout4 money-wortu atone, not aoout iuo uigucr worth) is because she hasn't as muoh brains as a man. Nonsense! tho very fact that women hold their own against men as they do in this competitive period, with less phy sical strength proves that they have moro brains than men, if it proves nnythlng at all. . Some women, to be sure, are as strong as men. But tho mass of women aro lrot. And tho law of political economy which has set tho wage mark for men ana women deals with the rule and not with the exception. Take thoso branches of work in which both r meu and women engage and you will find in the great majority of them that a man can do all a woman can do, and more. This Is tiue even in cases on which at first glance it seems to have no bearing. , Mnscle's Earning Power In Teaching. Take, for example, the question of teaching. The success of women as teach ers is eminent, and yet a man in that pro fession Is always paid more than a woman for what seems like the same work. But there is a reserve power in the man that there is not in the woman a something which he may never be called upon to do, but which ho could do if it were necessary. She can teach as well as he; sometimes she teaches better, because she is more likoly to have that tact of tho soul and that happy inspiration wliioh will rouso tho yonng mind Into glad learning. But she can't enforce her own authority beyond a certain limit, and a man can. Ho can thrash an unruly boy Into obedience, and she can't. And although that method of controlling I not to be extolled, yet It must lie confessed that there is an irresistiblo persuasiveness about it. His advantage is in his muscles, not his brains, but It is there. Tho same principle applies in other fields of work. A man clerk may not bo able to sell more yards of lace or of cloth in a day than a woman clerk, but he can handle bales of cloth and bigger bundles than she can. no can do the heavy work of a porter If necessity came. True, lie may never do it, but he could do it, and that very poten tiality makes him worth more. In nearly all tho kinds or work in which both men and women are engaged, tho same potentiality in physical strength plays a part in tho greater endurance of long hours or greater rush. Where Potentiality Doesn't Count. In these branches into which it docs not enter, romen are paid as muoh as men. A woman physician gets as much as a roan. A woman writer gets as much for her novel, if ltisasgood;a woman artist get-ins much .for a picture if It is worth it. But in the greater part of the work of the world, physi cal strength does play a great part, there fore it is that tho wagemark of men will al ways be higher than that of women. And it should be so. The truth is that woman's work was not meant to be meas ured in comparison with men's nnd by dol lar standards alone. Women. were not put into the world to compete with men, but to comrilemont them. Not to show that they are capablo of doing what a man can do, but to show that they can do what a man can't do. And tho rewards of her work are the rewards of the kingdom of heaven quite as much as they are of tho kingdom of this w 01 Id There must be other rewards certainly, so long as the world stands as it does, and men nnd women work side by side, for money. Butthe lact cannot be altered that this is not the way In which men and women wero meant to work. The fact, also, cannot be altered that men must do the hard physical work In the world this is the law of adapta tion. The last fact is that, since work is quite as much a matter of body as of brains, the mass of men will always.be paid more than tho mass of women. This is political economy. Helen Wattersos. PERTINENT PERSONALITIES.' M. Jules Lemaitke predicts that by the year 2000 there will be no more poets. W. O. Mitchell, Speaker of the Iowa House, is said to be the first native Iowan to ocanpy that position. He served in the w ar, enlisting when a lad oflfl. Richard Vaux, the eminent Philadel phian who once danced with Victoria, has Just completed a half century of service as Inspector of the Eastern Penitentiary. Mr. Lincoln, the United States Minis ter, Jias nearly recovered from his recent slight cold. He says he Is so -well that in quiries as to his health are unnessary. Secretary Elkjns has leased for his residence while in Washington the hand some brown stono mansion on McPherson Square, owned by ex-Senator Palmer, of Michigan. Carlo Cardorna, a minister, counselor, ambassador, parliamentarian, journalist, who died in Tiuln a few days agp, Aras one ,of the founders of United Italy. Very few 'or his co-workers in that enterprise still live. ARCnmsiiop Ireland, of St Paul, sailed for Havre on the French line steam ship T& Bretagno yesterday morning. Ha will call on His Holiness, the Pone, and will attend the International Catholic Confer ence at Liege". He will return next May. Mb. Pred Gebhardt arrived at "White Plains, N. Y., last evening. He was mot on thoVoranda of tho hotel by Dr. Haynor and a number of patients of the Ke'eley Insti tute. It is understood that Mr. Gebhardt will begin the bl-cUlorMe of gold treatment at once. The Shah of Persia has more than $35, 000,000 wortli of ornaments, gems and prec ious stones in one strong room, 20x14. Thero are scabbards in this treasury worth $1,000, COOctiCh. The finest turquois" in the woild has a case all to Itself. When leaving homo the Shah locks up his Jewelry and "travels in paste." Mk. and Mrs. K. S. McCormick, with their chlldi en, who are charged with the sad errand of accompanying to the United States the remains or Miss Josephine Medill,' will sail on the Majestic from England on Wednesday next. Mr. McCormick will re turn as soon as possible to his post. The remainder of the family will stay longer in America. Mfasnrinc by t ave lengths of Light. WoncESTEB, Mass., Jan. 16. Prof. Albert A. Mlohelson, or Clark University, has been lnited by the International Bureau or Weight- and Measures -to spend the coming sumn.er at the bureau laboratory at Bietutl, near Paris, establish u metric standard In terms of wave lengths of light. He used to maki the basis of the unit of weight uutural instead of arbitrary. XBS. SENDAL HAS XiMP BE. Theater Employes Say It Got the Best of Her Last Mondsy Nieht. In her carefully conceived, artistically carried out and most successful role, that of gentlewoman, Mru.Kendal made a distinct failure In Pittsburg. She tripped over her lines, whioh In this instance was her tem per, npon arriving at the theater on Mon day morning. On that occasion she was not the Madge Robertson Kendal to whom Americans have be.en offering up their the atrical devotions ror the past IS months, but only" a woman, possessing a rather loud voice and displaying 'what is known as thn dickens of a temper When her company got to the Duqnense Theater, tho dressing rooms were not to their likinsc and they posted oft" to toll Mrs. Kendal. She was seen at the theatecand bv means of her voice, made her presence thoroughly known, even in tho lobby of the -theater. "The idea," she said, according to the story of the theater employes who were present,"of my ladles occupying these rooms. They may be good enough for American actresses, but not for my ladies. I desire thac sawdust be put on the approaches to the theater. Amer ican ladles may have delicate, petite ankles, but w e Britishers have thick ones. "Bring in vourherdof newspapermen," she continued' "aud let them see the accom modations you have elven us. Where does this heat come rroniT" "From the furnaces in the cellar," re sponded the engineer- "It Is the only means of heating the house.". "Then it must be turned off at once," she answered. "1 am thinkmg of nly own com fort, first." It was amusing to see the abjectness with' which Mrs. Kendal's ladles and gentlemen hung upon her leinarks. "Will on coup stairs and see how our room is, Mr. So and So, and If it Is any better than this pigstye." "Thank yon, Mrs. Kendal, I will." would come the rejoinder. If Mrs. Kendal winked her eye, ono or her "ladies and gentlemen" would he sure to sav, "Thnnk yon, Mrs. Kendal." Those who have visited English theaters know how unfavorably their accommoda tions comparo with those of the most or dinary American places ot amusement, and hence Mrs. Kendal's reported conduct Is somewhat surprising. Vi hen the storv be came currant about town an effort was made to interview Mrs. Kendal, hut she refused to be seen. A message to her last evening was not answered. 000 MISS HOUSE. A Young Girl Who Possesses Clairvoyant fright. Platte Citt, Mo., Jant 16. About five miles from this city lives W. D. House, a furmer, who has a daughter with a wonder lul power or gift. The girl ts about 15 years old, and for several yeais she has been con. sldcrcd by the simple country folks around tho ncishborhood to be "odd." Sho has a dreamy appearance and is slow of speech, but when sho does talk sho shows that she is above the average of girls of her age in in telligence Sho is as well educated as most country girls of her age who have had only the advantages of the district school, but her peculiarity Is that she seems to have a clairvoyant propertv or second sight." Sho Kays she can icad letters without breaking the seal, and on seveinl occasions she his dono this with letters where it was impossi ble that thero could be any collusion with those who wrote tho letters. She can also take a book nnd hold it closed in her hands and read from any designated page in the book. Dr. Porter, ono of the oldest physicians or this county, says that he knows the gill hits an extraordinary -power and he has thor ocghly tested the matter. Ho says that he wrote a letter at his office and sealed it. He took this letter in his pocket to tho house and called the girl. Sho came to him and shook hands. As she did so he sho said: "Doctor, you have a letter for me nnd you wrote it." She then held his hand and read the letter, which was still in his pocket. To make a further test he brought one of his medical books to the house and -which he was positive sho had never seen. lie gave her the book and told her to read on a certain page. He had selected the page pur posely, it being one on which thero ap peared a number of long technical words. She read the 'page accurately with tho ex ception of tho hard words, which sho said she could not pronounce. She says she can not explain how she does it. but that it seems to he in her head when she takes the letters or books. STJBIKEEAIIEAN FIRES. They Aro Near the Surface and Make the rarth Very Hot. WAiiBENSBnBO, Mo., Jan. 16. A party com posed of J. II. Miller, William Miller and W. H. Hood, while out hunting yesterday, dis covered, ten miles south of here, wljat thoy claim to bo natural gas. Smoke was seen arising from the ground on tep of a hill. The earth around the top was cracked open, and after digging down about three feet theyfound the earth to bo heated to a white heat. About half a mile south of this was found another such place, and as thero is nothing that indicates tho presence ot any substance that would burn, they think it Is gas. The odor given off smells like gas, and as the heat grows greater and the area larger, the neighbors have tears as to what tho result will be. DEATHS HERE iND ELSEWHERE. Jadge Thomas J. Layman. Judge Thomas J. Layman is dead at Ben ton, 111. He was one of the best-known land and bond litigants in the United States. He has prob ably litigated more bonds tnan any other man In Illinois. In one suit he defeated over $30,000 worth for his county. At the time of his death be bad a mlt In the United States Supreme Court, Involving J201.000 for Perry county, and others for various parties involving large amounts. He was prom inently spoken of for a place on the new Court of Claims. Kev. K. W. Hawkins. Eev. It. "W. Hawkins, a former resident of the Sixth ward, Pittsburg, died at his home in Olean, N. .Y., on Wednesday. His death was caused by pneumonia after an illness often days. Rev. Mr. Hawkins was a son of Eev. David R. Hawkins, formerly pastor of Asbury Chanel. The deceased was Chairman of the Wesleyan Methodist Mission Society at the time of his death and was well known throughout the country for his inter est In the missionary cause. Walter A. Wood, Inventor. "Walter A. Wood, the well-known inven tor and manufacturer of harvesting machines, died Friday, at his home in Hoosick Falls. N. V. He was one of the few Americans who, for great serv ice rendered to humanity as an Inventor, have re ceived title and honors from the crowned heads of Europe, He was a representative In Congress for two terms. - John B. Wickham, Centenarian. John B. "Wickham, the oldest man in Iowa, died at Ottumwa Friday, aged 13) years. He was born In Franklin county. Va., and at tended Washington's inaugcratlon in New York. He went to Ottumwa 10 years ago. For the past year he has steadily refused to wear trousers. His death was caused by the grip. Henry C Logan, Railroad Man. Henry C. Logan, General Eastern Freight Agent of the Missouri Pacific Railroad, died at his residence In New York Friday. He was a near relative of the late General John A. Logan. Mr. Logan was one of the best known and most popu lar of the Broadway rallroal agents. Obltutry Notes. WALTIR Lloyd, Surrogate of Indiana county, died Thursday, in bis 51st year. Dn. A. J. Howe, a widely known physician and surgeon of Cincinnati, died jesterday. Babon ABifOER William FnEDEmcK Scar lett died yesterday in London from pneumonia. HE An Admiral Edward. Kelly, chief of the Chatham (Eng'and) dockyard, died yesterday from the grip. , Martin Eicueldueqer, proprietor of the Palace Hotel at Hyndman, died Friday night from the grip after a few days illness. Mrs Olive Winslow Blair, widow of the late J. U. Blair, and adlrect desendant of John Wins low, drat Governor of Massachusetts, died at Iar ersuurg. Friday, the was, a graduate of Amherst College. CnwSTIAIf I.oso. well known throughout this btate, died yesterday at Shlppensburjf, aged 77. He held Hrjfe interests In Peuusvlvania and Cum berland Valley railroads, and leases an estate of ?0),a0. ' COLONTL W.ILLIAM L. De Bokbox, who eon ducted the Manslou Housa in Heading for nearly 60 3 ears, retlrlnc several years ago, one of the oldest and best known lamllordsiu Kastern lenns)lranla, died at Heading Friday, aged N. Rev. George W. Stacsy. the last of the famous Mendon abplltloulst trio, died yesterday at Mill ford, Mass., a;ed Si. The other two were Bev. A. Ballou aud Dr. J. G. Metcalf.and all active co-workers with Phillips, Douglass, Garrison, Thayer and Hale. TTw WrrT.lAM R nnwTTriTC rfleri t li! hnmn In Mlddlebonrue, W. Va., Friday night of the grip, j aged 70. He was an ex-member of the I,eKislaturc ' and brother of ex-Governorllorei.ian.ol Parkers- , burg. He is ihu llrt oue of a family of seven to die lor 59 yean.. ROBERT W. SIMMONS died Testerday morning at Parkcrslmrg, aged 73. He was ono of the most prominent colored men In Hie United States. He was born In FredeucKsburg, Va. He--n as a mem ber of the first Republican convention held In West Virginia, aud was a delegate to the but national convention. THE BfrJB -LAW CRUSAl)Ef Too Much Blanket Sheet. New York Advertiser. The movement of' the Law and Order League in Pittsburg to suppress the Sunday newspaper is not, ns one at this dlstauce might reasonably enough suppoe, diotated by a large sense of American humor, which, in its noblest expansion, has been unable to keep up with the Sabbath day blanket sheet. It Is a serious movement, the grim tele graph tells ns, brought about by tho blue laws of 1791. Nor Is it dear what particular blue Jaw of 17M 13 to be invoked. The strict New England observance of the Sabbath day antedates tliat year by considerable. In looking over the record we find that In New London in 1670 two lovers, John Lewis and Sarah Chapman, were accused of and tried for sitting together on the Lord's day under an apple tree in Goodman Chapman's orchard, where thev were "kyssynge." In In 1632 Elizabeth Eddy, of Plymouth, was fined 10 shillings for wrynging 6ut clothes on the Lord's day, and in 1633 James Watt, of tho same place, was "puhllckly reproved" for writing a business noto on the Lord's day "at least in the evening somewhat too soon." In 1631 Captain Kemble, of Boston, whs "putt into tho public stocks" for "tho unseomlevkjssingof his wife publicklyon tho Sabbath day" upon the doorstep of his house, when he had Just returned from a long voyage. In 1C39 Sam Clarke, of Norwich, for "han kering about on men's gntes to draw ont company unto him," was pabllckly warned not to harden his neck and be wholly de stroyed. As late as 1776 there was a town meeting in Belfat, Me., to consider a plan to restrain visiting on the Sabbath. After this the fine old, stnrdy plan of horsewhip ping a man for kissing his wife on the Sab bath began to decline. The telcsrnph.whieh Is a purely modern invention and quite out orall sympathy with these beautiful austeri ties, has got tho date wrong. The Pittsburg Loagne has gone farther back than the lib eral electricity will allow. It appears quite Incredible that tho Pittsburg Sabbatarians can have traveled so far with no other pur pose than to Imitate the obsolete spirit of the Puritans. For Pittsburg is a utilitarian city, and nothing ir not practical. It is, therefore, only fair to suppose that the Law aud Order League have some other purpose in view than a preservation of the bluo la-a. It Is Just possible that they are try ing to protect themselves' from a particular kind ot Sunday Journalism, to read which not only breaks into the whole of the Sab bath, but eats- meanwhile into the sturdy Pittsburg character itself. It is rather a nihilistic proceeding, to" be sure, to launch the law at all Sunday newspapers in order to get rid of the worthless few. But Pitts burg may not have yet learned the better way which has been adopted in tho East. That way is very simple, and It is to tako only those papers which preserve tho good taste of our forefathers if they do not per petuate their intolerance. An Honor to Their Breed. New York T.y enlng Sun. The Pittsburg newsboys' resolutions pro tecting against interference with the sale- of Sunday newspapers aro a model of that ordor of composition terse, vigorous and direct. "We protest against being fllmmed out of our work under an ordinance nassed before the slaves were freed." There is tho nub of whole octavoes of history here. Our Presbyterian brethren pegging away at their Confession, representative institutions cov ering Europe, labor organization legalized, Sunday opening of museums, all are swept within the view of those pithy words, "an ordinance passed before the slaves were freed." "Resolved, That we sell the Sunday papers as long as wo are out of Jail or until the Law and Order people get soaked." There speaks the spirit of Samuel Adams in tho rugged tongue of Patrick Henry. There's gamenesi: "The mongrel's hold may slip. While naught but crowbars loose the bulldog's grip." Beaolved, again, that "we call upon other labor people who are older and biguer than us to help us in onr right to keep our rights aud liberties." That sentence is worth its weight In gold. Observo the pure Saxon diction old, big, help, fight, keep, rights: observe the sound English construc tion "than us" instead of the American pedagoguo lingo, "than we." . Those newsboys are an honor to their breed. The People Want the Papers. Philadelphia Call. It is evident that an effort to prevent the publishing of Sunday newspapers in Pitts burg is seriously contemplated, and it is un derstood that alarge number of arrests -are to he made on Sunday next. Of course, tho efforts will be futile. The people want Sun day newspapers and will have them regnrd less of an obsolete law. The Sunday news papers will not go, but the law probably will, for there is no surer way to get rid of an obnoxious law than to enforce it. They Might Bnrn the Witches. Sharpsburg Herald. Wonder if theLaw and Order Society will burn any witches, as the law of 17M was in force at the time that witches weie burned, and this legislation was passed by the same people who advocated witoh-burning. Not More Sinful Than Making Bash. HarrlsburgStar. The newsboys of Pittsburg held a meeting last night and resolved that it is no more sinful to sell nowspapers on Sunday than It Is to stew hash fo a preacher's breakfast on the same day. Fnnny How Old Laws Boh TJp. Wilkesbarre Record, Another effort is being made to down the Sunday papers in Pittsburg. The old blue laws have been invoked against the news as sociations. Funny how, in such enlightened days, these effete old regulations are con stantly bobbing up. The Columns Are as Solid as Ever. Philadelphia Times. Toe Sunday newspaper war has opened in Pittshnrg, but the columns of the Journals attacked stand as solid ns ever. Fresher Laws Slight Bo Enforced. New York Advertiser The Law and Order Leagno of Pittsburg nroposres to stop the 'sale of newspapers on Snnday in that town under the blue laws of 17M. It is understood that there are fresher laws than this -which the Law nnd Order League might enforce, with more profit to the community and glory to itself. The Victory. Will Be Bloodless Baltimore nerald.l TheNwar on Snnday papers in Pittsburg has begun, but it has not yet reached a vary dangerous stage so far as the newspapers are concerned. We predict a bloodless vic tory for our eotemporaries, big and little, in the Smoky City. COULD NOT BENT HIS HOUSE It Was Haunted and tie Tort, It Down in Consequence. ItosDOUT, Jan. 16. Soon after the murder of Simon Hotz, n Hebrew peddler of this place, near an old lead mine in Sullivan county, about a year and a half, age, John German, who lived near the spot where the body of Hotz was found in the abandoned mine, aud -who was suspected of having committed the crime or being an accessory, left tho house in which ho had lived for several years und removed to Wurtsboro. Sine? that tlmo tho house has had several tenants, but none remained long, for all be lieved t he house to he tenanted by the spirit of the murdered man. Recently, although the rent asked was very low, no one could be found who pos seksed courage enough to live In it, even rent free, for It had been rumored thafthe house was haunted. Strange noises nnd weird scenes were reported to be of nightly occurence, and it is said that the report of a Distol and voices of a straggle between Hotz and his murderer wero among its ' many mysteries. Realizing- that he had not 1 onlv an unremunemtiv property on his 1 hands, but that the land on which it stood wax deteriorating in valnu so long us the alleged haunted house remained upon it, the owner decided to tear it down and ob literate everv maik that would indicate where ltstood. Tho old abandoned mine is now nil that is left totnaik the spot of thatM Sullivan county murder, wuicu is still an unsolved mystery. "THE 6fiD PORTAGE ROAD. Wonderfal Structure Now to Be Utilized by the Pennsylvania The First Cable T-Ine How it Connected the Canals Its Sub stantial Character. Theproposed "cut off" on the lino of the Pennsylvania, just announced by tele graph, by which the company will save- 15 miles of distance between Philadelphia and Pittsburg, is of f.ir more Interest to the pnbllo than are most of the similar economic measures, of railway management, in me flrstTdace the "cut off" Is to he made right at tho world-ramons "horse-shoo curve," where tho scenic beauty of tho Pennsylvania Railroad Is at its best.-and a series or views are presented which are in all probability unequaled along any line of railroad east of the Rocky Mountain, seconaiy, the improvement in tho interest of economy to the company, will- because of its being made right at this particular spot, bo productive of n greater saving or tho travelers' time than would a saving of the same number of miles almost anywhere else along the line, because the 15 miles to be cut off Is a section of heavy grades and difficult curves. Thirdly, it Involves the adoption of an old line which is full of historic and picturesque interest, and brings Into prominence one or the earliest and most daring and peculiar feats of railroad engineering in the United States. This is the old Portage road by which connection was ori.ilnally made be tween thaold canals of the State or rather between themiddle and the w estera sections of the Pennsylvania canals. l'ropossd to Carry Boat Bodily. The canals could not -well be dug through or under the Alleghenles. nor lifted over them by a system of locks, and so the novel scheme was introduced of pulling the canal boats out of the water and transporting them up nnd over by a railroad and then committing them again to the waters of the canal after the lofty staee of their Journey was completed. 'This system was not, how ever, put into practical use, but was tested experimentally, whlle-for the most part the freight was transferred into cars. Very plainly discernible traces of this old road are t till noticeable in the semi-wilderness on top of the AUeghenies, and even tho traveler wlio is swiftly whisked along on the trains see plainly tho old grade. It was the first cable road in tho country. The place where the old lino Is most commonly ob served is on the Pittsburg or western side or the "norseshbe Bend," where it parallels for some distance the present railroad track, although with a deep ravine between. This is on the- traveler's right, supposing ho is Journeying eastward. A Very Substantial Structure. One reason why the long abandoned road remains so conspicuously visible Is that it was built in a very superior and sub stantial manner, and was for the time 60 years ago a work of truly gigantic char acter. Another reason is that it is a region whero other improvements have not been fonnd necessary, nor has the land been tilled nor towns Duilt to erase the old lines so vigorously drawn on the face of the earth. During the second decade of the century it became obvious that as the territory of Western Pennsylvania had become pretty thoroughly settled and an Increased com merce was1 demanded upon the Ohio, some measure must be resorted to for the better conveyance of freight across the great bar rier nature had interposed between the eastern and western parts of Pennsylvania. The canals of the State had. been con strnctcd and were in successful operation, except that their commerce was restricted by tho difficulty of getting over the moun tains which was only accomplished by team ing. It was a subject which interested the best minds or the State and was mnch agitated with the final result that the Legis lature authorized the construction of the Portage road. The Public 5coffed at It. This was on March 21, 1831. Eailroads were Jnst then in the experimental stage. It was less than two years before that the first locomotive in America had been given its trial (In Wayne county. Pa.), and the great mass of the people sooffed at the Idea of sur mounting the very palpable difficulty by anv such "faneled. foolish machine con trivance." Engineers and surveyors pro nounced the scheme perrectiy leasiDie, How ever, and tho latter went to work to make a practical snrvev. The results or their ex aminations were snch as to settle the form of the road as one combining inclined planes and levels with the.uso of both stationtu-y englnes and locomotives that is to say a road with the paradoxical features of planes on the hills, levels on the plains. Thus the "Old Portage road" was designed and built upon the identical plan now in use in numerous localities, notably on the now misnamed "switchback" a Mauch Chunk, hut better exemplified bv tho Delaware and Hudson Canal Company's famous "gravity road" between Honesdale and Carbondale, Pa., by which the Moosic Mountains are crossed. In the case or the Portage road ten planes were established, five on each side of the mountains, operated by stationary en gines and endless ropes, on the same princi ple as. the many planes with which Pitts burgers are familiar, or for that matter on the now common cable system, though of course containing the idea of the present day In only its crudest and most primitive form. It Covered 1,400 Feet Elevation. The road extended from the canal near Johnstown to Hollldaysburg, nbout 36 miles, and surmounted a height of almost exactly 1,400 feet. The fifth plane from Johnstown reached the top of the mountain very near the site of Cresson Inn." Once begun the work was pushed forward with a rapidity which would be creditable even at the present day. At one period, and within a short distance, the mountaineers and the occasionally passing teamsters were astonished to find nn army of 2,000 men at work. It was completed In three years. The bed of the road had been graded to a uniform width of 25 feet, and several stone bridges wero for the times marvels of mass! veness and strength. Tracklaying was carried on upon a scale or solidity commen surate with the other work. The rails them selves were not pondeious they were nine Jeet long and welched 120 pounds a piece, except on the curves, where they Were bnt a yard in length but the manner in Which they were fastened down was peculiar and characteristic or the age. Heavy hewed stones were sunk In holes upon beds of rammed rock. In these largo holes were drilled and plugged with locust wood, and into theso were sunk bolts of iron holding down Iron plates or "chairs" as they were called which held the rails. It Was Operated by Cable. During the first few years although the peopleliad a railroad they saw nothing of the wonderful locomotive. Stationary en gines commnnicatlhg nower to an endles cable a great hempen rope as large us a man'sarm pnlled the cars up the planes nnd on the levels between tbey were drawn by horses: As to tne cost of the Portage road, the old records show it to have been a trifle over $1,634,000, every cent of -which wa hon estly Recounted for. although the road was not exempt from stealings in subsequent years. The road paid from the start. As business grew and the usefulness of locomotives was demonstrated by numer ous practical tests on Eastern roads they displaced horses upon this curious railroad, and those upon the Portage were the first used in the centrafand western parts of the State. From time to time several of tho planes wore abandoned, this work being ac complished oa track bpiltat ca-ier grades, by locomom es, nnd finally in 1854 the w hole system was abandoned for the new Portage, moro distlncti civ a railroad in tho present con- iT tlm .tfimi uml thU was in a fow vears sold to thcPennylvanIa Central Com- pany, wuicu auauuoncu il, M. Dlrvla. AT THE 2T;iH3 02? C0PAH. Tho Teabody Expedition Safe, Enthusiastic nnd In Health. ' EosTos, Jan. K News has been received of the safe arrival of tho l'eabody Mnseum Hqnduras expedition at the ruins of Copan. The first report from the officers of the ex pedition has been rorwnrdot to Prof. Put nam, stating that they are in excellent health after their rough journey or 100 miles by muletrain, and they are deeply Im pressed by the grandeur or the ancient ruins, among which it is their privilege to labor during the next six months. Comfortable living quarters have been established in the western coartofthe big pyramid. A corps of 38 native laborers Is at work clearing the debris around the court, several interesting observances are re ported in connection with the comparative study of ancient symbolic and conventional ornamentations. 'Plans aro holng made lor takins molds nnd photographs if the hiero glyphics and rUurcs carvedin high relief on the massive stono structures on every side. The Governments of Guatemala and Hon duras have not onlv admitted all 1naterl.1l free of duty-hut have also given important official assistance to the officers of the ex . . CURIOUS CONDENSATIQNSaiQ The freshman class of tbe Detroit Medl cat College has a member -who is 65 year old. Ont of 2,700 Congregational ministers in England nnd Wales, at least 1,600 are ab stainers: of 301 students 320 are abstainers. The interest on the Suez Canal shares, which a year ago was retnrned at .241,935, has this year lallen to X222,lll, a decline of X19.&24. A resident of Hamilton, 111., baa' pe titioned the City Council for the abatement of a nuisance in the shape of a dwarf jackass that is stabled a fow feet from bis door. During the denominational year jnst ended 303 memDers of the Society or Friendj in Great Britain and Ireland died. The average death was a little over 57 years. A pet dog, which takes the air on tbe streets dressed in dark cloth stockings or gaiters reaching above tho knees, and hav ing leather soles, Is attracting attention in Paris. There has just died in Poland a once celebrated beauty, who refused the hand of Napoleon III. She was the Princess Helena Sjgnnsko, and died unmarried at tbe aga of 57. In 1889 there were in Enssia 312 match, manufactories, with an aggregate prodno tion of 139,704,000 matches. Or these works 77 per cent manufactured phosphorous matches. A Georgian discovered that a chicken snake had taken three of his young chicks. "He killed the snake, recovered the chicks, placed them under the hen, and now they bid fair to make good broilers in time." Platte conntr, 3Io., reports a wonder1 In the 15-year-old daughter of W. D. House, farmor, who can read letters without break ing the seal and books without seeing the pages. A black bass (large-mouthed) was recently caught near Waldo, Fhu, which, weighed 27 pounds. This tops the record by 3-ponnds, as a bass weighing 23 pounds was taken some years ago from a i'lorida lake. The Egyptologists are continually mak ing fresh acquisitions of knowledge. A val uable find of skeletons belonging to the fourth dynasty was recently made in Egypt, This is the earliest known data of Egyptian remains. The awellest 2Jew York hotels requira their elevator boys to wear dress suits. To be thus.clothed before 6 o'clock is the mark of servitude. No gentleman wears a dress suit before that hour, so consequently, dur ing the day at least, the elevator boy is no gentleman. The.Belgian Minister of "War has jnst decided that in future every soldier will be furnished with a small bone disc, bearing the name, birthplace and regimental num ber of the holder, so that in tbe event of him being killed or Injured on the field of battle identification will be easy and rapid. A gentlemanly burglar by tbe name of Keine Katzenellenbazen has been captured by the police in New York while improving the shining hour and his own opportunities at the expenso of othors. The officers threw a lasso over the rear section of his name and bolated the remainder of it out of a five story window. The fire loss last year'was 5138,691,929. This is moro than the cost of the building in New York, Philadelphia, Boston and Chi cago last year. Add the $84,526,184 paid by tbe insurance companies, also a tax and loss to tbe community, and the expense of the insurance companies, and the total gone up in and by smoke is considerably larger than, the sum yearly put up In building. Fran Probstl, who enjoyed the distinc tion of being the heaviest woman in Europe, hasjustdledat Traub ring, in Bavaria, at the aso of 41. At her death she weighed, over 550 pounds, or 39 stone 4 pounds, and on ac count of her enormous weight it was im possible to carry her coffin from the first story of the house in which she lived. Con sequently boards were put down the stair cat e, over which the coffin was slid. There are 1,153 Americans residing in the Chinese treaty ports. There are 41 in Amoy, 75 in Canton, S7 in Chefoo. 77 in Chink iang, Sliu Foochow, 49 in Hankow, 12 In Newchang. 156 in Ningpoo, 400 in Shanghai and 183 in Tientsin. Or thse 50S are mission aries, 73 tailors, 23 diplomats and Consuls, 23 merchants, 28 In the Chinese customs ser vice, 7 miners, S mining engineers, 3 machin ists, i professors, 1 chemist. Tho remainder not classified. A new kind of porcelain made from as bestos has been brought before the Aeademie des Sciences, Paris, by M. Garros. He grinds the asbestos to a fine powder and frees it from oxide of iron by sulphuric or hydro chloric acid, then makes it into a paste, molds it, dries it slowly, and finally bakes it for 17 or 18 hours at a temperature of 1,209 degrees C. It is very translucent, and has been used successfully as a filter and steril izer. A reform which removes one of the most shocking practices of the Dark Ages has just been brought through a circular sent to all the Governors in Finland, de claring the auction of paupers and lunatics to be illegal. Up till now parishes have not had asylums aud workhouses for tbe sick and aged; but everyone who has from one reason or other had to live on the narish has once in everv year been sold at auction, and given to the'bidder who has offered the low est tender. The Ipwer orders of Irish are as a rule rather hypochondriacal, and they are fond of trying peculiar remedies for their ail ments. A favorite poultice for wounds is a paraffin candle scraped and some cabbage, all boiled together. A simple but rather un pleasant remedy lor a cut leg was recom mended to an old man it was to sit with bij leg in a bog hole all night. This he tried with perfect success. His leg got quite well; but as he died of bronchitis a few days alterward, he did notlongeujoy his "Derfecs cure." The salary of tne British Ambassador at Paris (Lord Dufferin) is .10,000; at Con stantinople, XS.000: at St. Petersburg. .7,800; at Koine, JE7.00O; Sir A. B. Paget, at Vienna, has JE8.000; Sir E. B-Malet, at Berlin, 7,500; Sir K C. Ford, at Madrid, jE5,50O; Sir Horace Rumbold, at Tbe Haue, 4,000: Sir Geniga Petro at Lisbon, j3,730; Sir Henry Drum mond' Wolff, at Bucharest, 3,650; SirE.J. Monson, at Athen,.3.500, SlrF.RPlunkett, at b'ockholm, 3,400: Lord Vivian, at Brns sels"",2Sn: Hr. St. John, at Belgrade, 2,050; Mr Scott, at Berne, 1,450; while at Munich Mr" Drummond has 1,700, and Mr. Strachey, at Dresden, 950. SMALL HUSIOROSITIES. "Have you any half-hose for gentlemen? she asked. No, madam; bat we have" began the ulec ""Don't want anything else," sne answered. "My husband has only one leg." Judge. Two lone maids spake: "Let's call our selves As Time and Tide this year: Thev wait, 'tis said, for no man, ana. Behold no man is here." .Vw Tork Berald, ' O, Arthur, how happy I would be alona with you on a qnlet Island in the distant ocean I' 'Have von any other wish, dearest Ella?" "Oh. yes; do get me a season ticket for the opera." Texas biftlngs. Mistress -'.Norab, how does it happen I And you Idling away your time In that rocking chair:" Domestic (with languid maJestyV-'Tm not idling, mem. 1 am reposing. I'm a Delsarahean, mem." Chicago Tribune. Hail, gentle winter, soft and mild! Hall. Summer's radiant, lovely chlldi Hail. plcy zephyrs, warmly blown From some delicious tropic zonel Hall, dandelion shoots that raise Their golden songs of cheerful praise. .And buds that open to the breeze That bends the tall Long Island trees; And cucumbers that greenly grow, .Tnd brooks that pari with unchecked flow! Hall, one and all! I've put away 3ly overcoat to wear In May! Puc. "I see," remarked Mr. Stockyard, ,of Chicago, 'that tLe Venus de Mlk Is tobehere dur ing the Fair." "DcMUo," replied Mr. Klverscomb, thought fully: "Idon'tknow that 1 ever heard of her. -What's her specialty?" Poet. "Our new contralto pnts on a good many airs." 'Yes. but she can't eonie up to the oprano."- -' .Veto TorkFress. An amorous wind from upper air ," t . Kesged or a mala a lock of hair. "When she refused, the teasing witch, a he wind, revengeful, took a switch. -.rm York Herald. "What kind of cake was that yon gave" ,. me?'' he asked. "' "It was marble cake," was the reply. "Didn't" n you know It?" "Not exactly; but ever since I swallowed It, It. rather suspected It." Washington Star.