B - UGLIEST ON EARTH. Fannie B. Ward Makes the Acquaint , ance of Some Fireislanders. ,iV LltES SPEXT IN EUDE CASTAS. t The Eem3riaWe Thing Aoout Them I lhej Will Sot Drink Bum. TOBACCO GOES ALL EIGHT, THOUGH CORRKsroxrurcE of Tin DisrATcn.1 Jesuit Mission Station, Cexxeaii Tieeka DEli Fuego, Dec. 10. One morn ing, not many months ago, while ire were living in Santiago, a card was brought to me inscribed, "ilons. Jose Fagnano, Super ior de la Mission Patagonia Heridinaly Tierra del Fnego," which I recognized as that ol a well-known Italian Jesuit, belong ing to the order of Hermanos de Caridad, whose missionary work in this far South land has been more successful than that of any of his predecessors, Protestant or Cath olic Descending to the drawing room X found aportly, dark-eyed, middle-aged gentleman, in a black gown, black broadcloth cloak ot circular cut, like our old-time "water proofs, and shining shovel hat tied up on both sides with cords and tassels. The good father could not speak a word of English, and his knowledge of the Spanish language was almost as circumscribed as mine of the Italian; yet in true journalistic fashion we managed the inter; iew somehow, with the result that 1 became so interested in the un known people of this remote archipelago as to promise an early visit to the Jesuit mis sion. And, therefore, hare we are, in the Terr center of King Charles Southland, where the feet of white women never came before. The Natives XeTer Toll. The heights are all volcanic, and every where tcoriai and lava appears. The flora of the island includes many strange plants, hut only two of the indigenous ones are ed ible, viz., spoon ort and wild, celery. Yet the 2,000 or more native inhabitants never lack for food, though they do not cultivate the. soil, and the only domestic animals seen among them are their lean and fox-like dogs, which appear to receive a great deal more consideration than is bestowed upon the women and children. The Fuegoans re semble Solomon's lillies in just one particu lar, that they toil not, neither do they spin. They subsist almost exclusively upon the shellfish that abound along the coast (eaten raw), supplemented by a gohular fungus that breaks out like warts upon the trunks of an tart ic beeches, and by the hardtack and sea biscuits they are forever begging irom vessels passing tnrougn tne straits. Mods. Fagnano tells us that before he came here the people had never lived in houses, but constructed the rudest kind of weather breaks oi poles and brushwood always five huts in a jroup, if huts they could be called, with one fire built in the center. Cold as the weather is, sleeting and snowing nearly every cay in the year, they wore no clothes whatever, except occasion ally an uncurcd otter skin, whose stench would be unendurable to anybody but-a Fnegoan. Beads Preferred to Clothing. To this day, says the Padre, despite the efforts of all the missionaries, every one of .hen will sell his or her last rag for a plug cf tobacco or a few glass beads, acd stalk home happy, though entirely naked. There are now about 700 Indians in the mission, who are being taught to read and write (in Spanish) and to do various kinds of manual labor. The "Brothers of Charity" have erected comfortable homes for all who will come into the station and abide by the rules, and furnish clothes, blankets and food until they are able to provide for them selves. But, says Father Fagnaro, it is im jossible to prevail upon the most civilized of them, however bitterly the winds may blow and snows may drift, to live in a house which has any sort of door in it In every cese the door must be taken off its hinges and put away out of sight before any Indian will enter the much needed shelter. It is also extremely difficult to persuade the women to take any care of their chil dren, acd the nearest approach to sewing which they ciu be induced to do always with their own fishbone needles, strung up with fiddle strings of guano gut is to alien together a tew o.ter skins to partially cover their nakedness. lhe fathers 'Well Provlaod For. As may be inacined, life is not particu larly pleasant here for these pious city-bred Hermacos de Caridad, who are gentlemen of culture and refinement so isolated from their kinfl in these wild South Seas; but whoever heard of a good Catholic shirking Lr3 duty for mere personal comfort? All their food is sent to them :rom afar, mostly from the Brotherhood in Santiago de Chile; and there is not the remotest probability of their being allowed to starve to death' for lack of freih supplies, as did the first Prot estants who were sent out .here from Eng Isnd through the gross neglect aud misman agement ot the mission at home. Monsieur Fagnano believes thatthe women of Firelaad are mcch more intelligent than the men. This main island is inhabited chiefly by theOnas,nho,tLough by no means timid in the ordinary sense of the word, are very t,hy ot si.ov.icg themselves to straueers who land in their domain, unles3 for mis chievous purposes. Those outside the mis sion still live in a baibarous condition, having no chieia cor other form of govern ment, and always actively hostile to the neighboring tribes, who each speak a differ ent dialect. Indians Who Live on the Water. The most warlike and dangerous Indiana are those of the extreme southern islands, known as Taghans; while from Cape For ward northward, and up all the western channels to the Gulf of Penas, the natives appear to be of the same families on both sides ot the Straits of Magellan, or at least ' ! to maintain friendly relations with one an other. These are the celebrated "Canoe Indians" about the lowest type of eavasres on the face of the earth, lower even than than the dirt eating "Diggers" of the Cali fornian peninsula. Though there are thou sands of them, and they spend all the hours of daylight on the water each rude canoe con taining a whole fami!y,one or two men with their mother and several wives and as many children as can be crowded in, returning to shore only when darkness falls, where they build a lire upon the rocks and cuddle around it in the most affectionate manner to keep themselves from freezing. It is burprising now few of them are ever seen by the numerous vessels that pass regularly through the straits. But still more astonishing it is to note how rapidly they will collect from all quarters per haps a hundred or more boat loads of them in a tew minutes time, all ready for robbery or murder n henever a strange vessel comes along, particularly if it be a small one, or in any wav disabled. How the rendezvous became known to so many Indians at once when not a wretched canoe was in sight, is a mystery. Signal fires suddenly blaze up all along the coasts for miles and from be hind every sheltering rock and out of every tiny eneek canoes came shooting quickly to ward the rallying point. Jfo Poetry in Their Canoes. Though the Fuegoan's canoe is about the .rudest allair that can be made to float, in stead of being hollowed out in a good shape from the trunk of a tree, or made of bark like those of the Canadians, these are rough planks, obtained heaven knows how, tied together with fiber and thongs, without the slightest regard Tor form, a long end stick ing up in iront like an exaggerated prow. In their motion there is none of the grace ful gliding of the North American or New Zealand canoes, for instead of hehit? nro- pelled by .paddles these miserable cralU aroj. rowed with oara made by tying a piece of board or thick bark to the end of a pole. On the bottom of each boat, near the cen ter, some earth is piled, and on it a small fire of sticks is kept burning for the partial comfort of the naked occupants. On each side of this fire they huddle, six, eight or more in one boat, alwavs giggling, chatter ing and apparently in the best of spirits, in spito of the weather and the constant neces sity of taking; turns in bailing out the water that flows in between the imperfectly joined planks. Uglier looking mortals never breathed. They are a rusty iron color, with flat noses, high cheek bones, enormous chins and jaws, crocodile mouths filled with long, yellow teeth, no forehead, extremely wide, fat faces, over which coarse hair falls in matted lumps, in figure squatty and round-shouldered, having the peculiarly bloated, pot-bellied appearance of charity orphans who have- Been Raised on Cabbage Sonp. Though big headed and rounM bodied, their legs are abnormally short, slender and crooked a physical deformity probably duo to spending most ot their lives squatting m canoes. The women are more repulsive, if possible, than the men, and seem to cars even less about covering their dirty bodies with any sort of raiment, and their uncom monly numerous spawn look like young baboons, only the latter are infinitely hand somer. Their intelligence seems to be con fined to a knowledge of "boating and fishing, in both of which pursuits they -are very skillful. Their fishing lines are made of grass, their hooks offish bones, their fishing spears have a forked end made from the bone of a sea lion, and the women's implement is a stout stick or bone, generally notched, saw-tooth fashion, on one edge, for knocking limpets off the rocks. They have knives, too, the blades of which aresharpenedmussle shells, a very large species of which is found along these coasts. A shell four or five inches loner has its brittle edee chipped off, and a new edge iormed by grinding the shell upon the rocks, after which it will cut not only the hardest wocd, but bones of fish and seals, and servss the Fuegoan for every pur pose, even to the cutting of ajauman throat. How They Start a Fire. His method of procuring a fire is unique "Wherever he goeshe carries along a bit of "mundie," or iron pvrites, which is found upon the mountain sides all over Tierra del Fuego. This mundie, when struck by a pebble, will produce a spark. The sparks are caught upon a tinder of dried moss or the punk of dead log; and when ignited, the tinder is placed within a ball of dried grass, aud this being rapidly whirled in circles, soon sets the grasi in a blaze. Then it is only necessary to communicate the blaze to a bundle of sticks, and the work is complete. But this is too much work for the Fuegoan. Therefore he is extremely careful of his fire, lighting one ou shore at nightfall from that in the boat, aud vice versa in the morning. Among other striking points of diflerence between these people and the Patacouians is the fact that while the latter will drink as much "fire-water" as they can lay hands on, and are always more or less drunk when near a settlement, the Firelauders can never be induced to drink wine, beer or spirits of anv sort. Though nearly, if not quite naked, both winter and summer, they make some little attempt at personal adornment, the men daubing their faces and bodies with red and black stain, and the women wear ing necklaces, bracelets and earings of shells and fish bones ingeniously joined together. Getting Acquainted by Canoe. My first acquaintance with a boatload of those savages came about in this way: While en route to King Charles Southland in the missionary schooner, we came to anchor one sunset in a narrow inlet, and, as was our daily custom, went out in the cap tain's boat for a ramble on shore. Return ing in the deepening twilight we found our selves followed by two canoes filled with Fuegoans, all gesticulating wildly 'and yelling for "tobac" Knowing that we were in no danger so near the larger vessel, we waited until the canoes came alongside and then crowded our boat between them, in order to get a closer view of the occu pants by the light of the ship's lanterns. Such an incredibly dirty, squalled, vile smelling lot of wretches I hope never to see again. One wrinkled old crone, naked as the moment she was born, excited my commiseration by her violent shivering as she crouched close to the fire, while bailing ont the canoe with a bit of broken bottle. I gave her my shawl, aud in return she pre sented me with her sole article of wearing apparel a few hollow bones strung on a bit of greasy fiber, which hung around he t neck. Then I tossed her what I supposed was a Chileaa coin, the value of 20 cents; but she did not take kindly to the gift and soon handed it back, making signs that it was "no good." Investigation by the lantern's light showed that the despised coin was a golden sovereign (vaiae f5), of course of no n2 to the Fuegoan grandmother, who would doubties have called down fervent blessings upon my head if instead I had happened to have about ma a plug of to bacco. Fannie B. Waed. WASHINGTON IN 3IID-T7IXTEB. Announcement of Another xcnrlon to the National Capital via B. i O. It It. on January 28. For Thursday, January 28, the B. & O. K. B. announces the second of the series of excursions to Washington from Pittsburg. The large number of persons who availed themselves of the low rate and the unex celled train service offered on the first ex cursion of the season, is a proof of the pop ularity of these mid-winter trips to Wash ington via the B. & O. For the excursion on January 28 all the accommodations here tofore provided will be offered. The visitor to Washington is never disap pointed. He sees the most beautiful ave nues, the most majestio architecture, and the stateliest homes in any American citv. He wanders through the best stored art gal leries aud museums. He sees both branches of Congress in session, and hears the latest and freshest political gossip. Bate 59 the round trip and tickets good for tea days. THE F1KST OF THE W IKTEK TOUES TO WASHlGTOA C C, Via the Pennsylvania Kallrosd, "Will leave Union station Thursday, Janu ary 21. This will give an elegant opnor tunitr of visiting the National Carjital. at a time when all departments are open to visiT tors, vmcu uongress is in session, ana iba city in its most beautuul season. The rata lor the round trip irom Pittsburg will be ?9. good ten days from date of sale, which permits of 6top-over privileges in Balti more within the limit. Correspondingly low rates will be made from principal stations East. A special train, composed of Pull man parlor cars and day coaches, will leave at 9 A. ii. Tickets are good on any train that day except the "Pennsylvania Limited. " Pullmau sleeping cars on nignt train. Parlor car seats and berths in the sleeping car can now be secured at the company's office, 110 Fifth avenue. The dates for following series of these special excursions are: February 4, 11 and 25L La Grippe. No healthy person need fear any danger ous consequences from an attack of la grippe if properly treated. It is much the same as a severe cold and requires precisely the same treatment. Bemain quietly at home and take Chamberlain's Cough Rem edy as directed tor a severe cold and a prompt and complete recovery is sure to follow. This remedy also counteracts any tendency of la grippe to result ia pneumo nia. Among the many thousands who have used it during the epidemics of the past two years we have yet to learc of a single case that has not recovered or that has resulted in pneumonia. 25 and 50-cent bottles for sale by druggists. ttsu Amateur Decorators. Onr white china sale is now going on. Big bargain sale begins Monday, January 18. C Beizknstein, 152, 154, 156 Federal street, Allegheny. To-day's Dispatch, second page, con tains a local "ad" headed "Drygoods and Carpet Prices Hit Hardl" Bead it. J. H. lUJNKEIt & Bsa THE Arrangements for the Department en campment, to be held in Pittsburg February 2t and 25, were discussed at a thinly attended meeting of the Grand Army Day Committee in the Council chambers yesterday after noon. Post 3 was detailed for escort duty to the Department Commander. This honor was conferred because Post 3 is the pioneer post In this locality. The firing squads of Posts 41 and 157 were detailed forcuard duty at the encampment. Post 157 for tha first daj and Post 11 for tho second. Chairman Sample commented on tho slim attendance at the meetlnsr, and, stating that it was almost impossible to pet any kind of a meeting of tho Dig committee, suggested that it would be a Rood Idea to leave all matters pertaining to tho encampment to the Executive Committee. Comrade Lam Cert made a motion to that effect, and it was carried unanimously. Comrade Russell asked what had coma ox the committee's protest against the time fixed for holding tho National Encampment at Washington next year. Chairman Sam ple stated that he had had nn interview with Comrade John Tavior, of Philadelphia, who said that it would be impossible to change tho time. This will be a great disap pointment to many here, it being so late in the season that they will be prevented from attending. The committee adjourned at the call of the chair. A meeting of the Executive Committee was held at the Penion Office oh Friday evening. Eoutine matters pertaining to the Department Encampment were disposed of. Tho resignation or Comrade George Booth as Treasurer of the Central Belief Commit tee was presented. 2o more relief will be extended by the committee pending action bv the posts. In department general order No. 17 the ad dress of the Chairman of the Hotel Commit tee was unfortunately omitted, but this was corrected in order No. 18. AH communica tions regarding accommodations during the department encampment should be ad dicted to O. M. Head, Chairman of the Ho tel Committee, No. 5 Sixth avenue. Depart .ment Commander Dover calls attention to the necessity of mating eaily application. Chairmr.n Head has the hotel matter well in band. Ho has a big stock of applications and letters and has signed quarters fox a large number. , PoitS59's Installation. A large and very pleasant meeting was that of Post 253 last Tuesday evening, when tho offlo9rs were installed by Comrade W. O. Busaeil, of Post 151. Tho Sanior Vlco De partment Commander-to-be was accom paniedby a large delegation from Post 151. Comrades were also preseut from Posts 3, 83, 155. 157 and 206. Comrade Russell installed tue different officers In a manner not to be beaten. After the installation some happy remarks were made by visitors and visited. Comrade Itmsell opoVo in his most felicitous vein. Good talks weie Indulged in by Com rades Judge Single, J. H. Stevenson, A. C. Frank and H. H. Bengongh, but it remained for Comrado Barney Coll, of Post 157, to bringdown tho house with his reminiscences of Gettysburg. The meotiuu was one of the Dest in Post 259'a history. tmdlei or the G. A. It Mf.3. Eachel Dobjl.?, Department Presi dent of the Ladies of tho G. A. E., wisbea a fall attendance of all tbeladiea Interested in tho Ladles of the G. A. B... at No. 81 Fourth avenue, next Tuesday, at S p. it. Tan Ladies of the G. A. E. mourn the death of Sister IT. E. Bobson, a member of Abra ham Lincoln Circle, who after a very brief illness, passed quietly away. She was a faithful worker lor the soldier and helped film and bis family whenever the opportu nity presented itself. She has her reward. Mxjob Lowet Cibcxe No. 27, Ladies of the G. A. it- of Wilkinsburg, installed the fol lowing officers: President, Mrs. Annie Lamb ing; Senior Vice, Mrs. Sue M. Hodge; Junior Vice, Jits. Agnes Boss; Treasurer, Mrs. Josephine Kalston; Secretary, Mrs. Carrie FiatUonski; Chaplain, Mrs. Eliza Felsing; Conductor, Miss Maggie Burkey; Guard, Mrs. Marv Smith. After the installation Mrs. J. C. Hill. In behalf of the circle, presented Mrs. Hodge, the retiring Treasurer, with a beautiful silver tea set as a token of the love and esteem In which she i3 held. Mrs. Hodge replied in a very feeling manner. Post Xotes. There is no change in the appointive offi cers of Post S this year. Commander Stewap.t, of Post 83, starts off well in his administration one muster and one proposition. Comrade O. M. Heap, of Post 259. went to KcKsesport yesterday. He intended to drop in on Post 59 last night. Coxbads Geobqs S. Woop, of Colonel J. B. Swcitzer Post No. 4S0,.of Bloomfleld, Is laid up with a severe (use of the ?rip. Post230's officers were Installed at a good open meeting last Wednesday evening by Comrade H. L. Hoburg, of Post 157. CoMHAKEErt BoAurr, of Post 157, announced his committees at Thursday night's meot lng. They are the best in formation the post has had for years. Tux selection of committees in Post 3 shows good Judgment on the part of tho Commander. This will tell for the best in terest! of the post. Mas. W. P. LranAKi, Senior Vice Depart ment President, was among the prominent speakers of the ladles of tne G. A. B. last night at the dedication of Post 207s new hall atHomestead. Comkade Charles B. Youiro, of Post 3, is recovering from tho severajall he had. His comrades hope to see him at his post soon. Comrade Negley was very attentive to him during bis illness. Post 151 had a short record on Tuesday night. It mot, reinstated William B. Beiff, of Company I, Ninth Reserves (ono of the oldest members), and adjourned to escort Comrade Bussell over to rost 259. Comrade H. O. C. Oeuxler, Adjutant of Post 83, last Tuesday tendered his resigna tion as trustee, which office he has filled so ably. For his services so well performed his comrades returned a vote of thanks. Pa&t CoxxajtdebH. L. Hobuko, of Post 157, wears a gold past commander's badge with his oorps badge attached, the gift of his post in appreciation of his services last year. Comrade W. J. Patterson made an eloquent presentation address. The tickets were issued last week for tha second grand reception of Post 157's Wash ington Association, to bo held on the even ing of Washington's birthday in New Turner Hall, Forbes street. This affair promises to be even a greater success than the last. Tub boom" of Post 's fair continues. The Citizens' Traction Company's building Holes a good attendance every night. Tho dancing, mnsio, bowling, shooting and other pastimes eervo to attract the pleasure seek ers umsiue oi tne good stage periormanco every Saturday night. Post 157's open meeting next Thursday will doubtless be a very interesting one. Comrade W. J. Patterson will read a war paper that will surely scintillate with in terest. There will be music and elocution in abundance. All the friends of the post are cordially invited to be present. Post 207, of Homestead, had a great time last night. In addition to the open installa tion in the new hall, the memorial volumes were presented. Comrade Thomas G.Jones, of Post 236, was tlie installing officer. He was accompanied by a good delegation from his post, with ladles of Circle No. 7. At the last meeting of the Ladies' Auxil iary to Post BS the following officers were in stalled by the retiring President. Mrs. J. B. Hutchinson: President, Mrs. Dodds; Senior Vice President, Mrs. Jrvin; Junior Vioo President, Mrs. Fitzsenvld: Seorotary. Mrs. uiuuby; xreusurer, jirs. itenge; uonauccress, Mrs. Scott; Guard, Mrs. Baer. As Interesting discussion took place at Post 157's meeting Thursday evening. It originated in soma remarks made at a recent meeting by two prominent old soldiers who touched on the idea of pension l ing ex-Confedernte soldiers.' ln tie' discos-. I FrETSBUIlG DISPATCH. sion a feeling of forgiveness bu'not forgat fnlness was manifested, but the comrades of Post 157 most emphatically aat down upon the proposition. Captaiw Okcctt, of Alexander Hays Post No. 3. has been confined to his bed for a week with an attack of the grip. Ho was able to be out yesterday for the first time, and oecupled his seat behind the counter in the office of tha St. Charles Hotel. Xabt Thursday evening's meeting of Post 157 was the first under Commander Braun. From the indications tha new commander will make an excellent commanding officer. He briefly but pointedly outlined what his course of administration would be, stated that tho officers would be expected to work without the ritual and appealed to the members to maintain the good record of the post in the past in everything and to keep up the custom of appearing at tha meeting! in full uniform. Hia remarks were kindly taken by both rank and file. Union Veteran Legion. Cojtbape F.H. Kibkeb, of No. 6, hag gone to Florida for the winter. Comrade Gilohbist, of No. 6, ia lying very sick at hi9 home, 274 Sandusky street. Q. M. 8. A. McCleilahd, ot No. 6, is lying qnlte ill at his home in the Third ward, Al legheny. Combaos Da. Kroeseit, of Etna, a member of No. 6, met with a sad bereavement last week in the death of his estimable wife. Olast Friday evening the new offioers of Encampment No. 6 were duly installed by Past Colonel Commander Hugh Morrison. No. 6 has mada arrangements for an open meeting, to be held in the near future, prob ably on the first Friday night in"February. Colohel J. H. Stevejtsos, of No. 8, has for wardod the name of F. J. Wheeler as aid de camp from No. 6 on the staff of the National Commander. Colonel F. J. Wheeleb, of No. 6, has fully recovered from bis recent illness and pre sided at the last meeting, the first appear ance since last October. Comrade WrtxiAM Blaezlt was at the last meeting of No. 6 and spoke to the boys, and the boys all slirned a petition to President Harrison to have the General appointed Judge or this United States District Court. Comrade Harry White, orlndlana.a mem ber of the U. V. L., was in the city last week. Comrado White appears to have a good grip on the office of Judge of the Supremo Court of this State, and the veterans are looking after bis interests. The testimonials to Past Conmander John S. Lambie, Past Senior Vice Commander Negley and Adjutant Lambert, of Post 3, will likoly take place at' to-morrow night's meeting. Comrade Lambie will receive a gold Past Commander's badge but what tho others will be has not been disclosed. The following is a list of persons granted pensions the past week through J. H. Stevenson & 'o.t Thomas Park, George Forward, William Williams, Thomas Ga briel, W. B. Atkinson and T. W. Shook, Pittsburg: J.Hicks.Coal Vallev: Mrs.Amanda MoLaughlin. Tartl Creek: David Bruner, Latrobe; C. E. Hulmer. Allegheny. The Homestead G. A. B. dldicated their new hall in the McClure building in that city last night, and held a public installa tion of officers, Thomas G. Jones officiating. General William Blakely made tneaeutca torv address. Other addresses were mada by L. L. Davis, J. D. Moreland, Miss Linhart, Hon. John F. Cox and the Bev. Mr. Boyle. The ladies of the U. V. L., of No. 6, held a meeting last Friday evening and eleoted the following officers: President, Mrs. Geramell; 8. V. P., Mrs. Biggam; J. V. P., Mrs. Gilchrist; Chaplain, Mrs. Ashbaugh; Secretary, Mrs. H. S. Wheeler; Treasuier, Mrs. H. J. Fulmar; Conductress, Mrs. Pounds; Guard, Mrs. Fisher; Color Bearer, Mrs. Jones. A lovely badge was presented to the retiring Presi dent, Mrs. Wheeler. The attendance was unusually largo on Monday evening to witness the new officers of No. 1 take their positions. Colonel C. F. McKenna wielded the gavel like a trained official. Lieutenant Colonel Charles F. Franke and Major S. M. Duvall from their chairs responded like the vesterans they are. Adjutant George S. Chalmers and Offi cer of the Day General G. D. Gallupe seemed as familiar as if in the field for dress parade. Comrade W.'P. Herbert presented on behalf of the managers of the late Cyclorama of Gettysburg tho register of the four years' veteran visitors of tha battle cyclorama. On motion of General Gallupe the thanks of the legion were returned for the Interesting gift. The appointment of committees for No. 1 fortho ensuing year will be announced by the Colonel at the next meeting. Com rade A. B. Hay announced that at the next meeting ho would bring up the question of the celebration by all tha encampments of Western Pennsylvania of Appomattox Day, April 9. the anniversary of Lee's surrender. Three new recruits were eleoted, swelling the ranks of No. 1 to the 1,200 mark. GOSSIP OF THE GUARD. Captais J. A. Loab, of the Tenth Begl ment. at Mt. Pleasant, spent several days in the city last week. Colosel Wt C. CositoLLTof the Governor'! staff, celebrated the tenth anniversary of his marriage last Wednesday. Coloxel Huxraas, of the Sixteenth Begi ment, spent a few hours in Pittsburg yester day on his way South. The Colonel reports the Sixteenth in a flourishing condition. Majob Alex McCaitdless, the genial Sur geon of tha Fourteenth Regiment, Is in Washington. D. C, on a political tour. The Major is quite a bustler in politics at the present time. Major A. J. Loqait, Guard Brigade QuaV te rraaater, has been confined to the bouse for the past week with a severe attack of throat troubles. He expects to be able to be about again this week. The Naval Battalion of the National Guard of Massachusetts was last week equipped with the new Lee magazine rifles. This is the first organization In this country to be supplied with these guns. Bsioapx Inspector Frauk Patteesox was in the city yesterday. He expects to start on bis tour of inspections about the first of February, and while he has his schedule of dates completely arranged it is not yet ready for publication. A nroBOAJTizATioa of the entire National Gnard of Ne'w York will probably take place In tho near future. The maximum number of men to the company will be cut down to 75 Instead of 100, as it uow is. This will admit tho organization or 12-company rezlments and still keep within the limit of 6,030 me u allowed in the State. Liectehait Kimmel of Battery B, has got ten up quite a neat little form for applicants to admission to the battery. The applica tion gives a number of details in regard to matters pertaining to the guard which as a rule a recruit wants to know before enlist ing. Matters In the battory.are rather quiet at present but Captain Hunt expects to touch np the members shortly and get them in shape for tbo'coming spring inspection. The Fourteenth Regiment Is to be fixed out anew in regard to its musical depart ment. 'Adjutant Hubrard has made ar rangements to enlist 10 musicians this week, all of whom can play on brass as well as aot as drum corps when necessary. The musical end of botu the local regiments has been a source of constant trouble and expense for the past few years, but the Fourteenth ex pects to inaugurate a new system and have a band besides. Cojipawt B, Fifteenth Begiment, has not as yet received its pay for las.t camp, and the boys are feeling a trifle sore over It, The bitch seems to be due to the fact that the officers were not commissioned in time for camp. There is some talk among the members of tlie company of refusing to turn out lor the spring inspection next month unless the pay is given to them be. fore that time. The marksmen's and sharp shooters' medals were distributed in the company last week, 31 men having qualified. 7 of whom are sharpshooters. The Adjutant General's office bas ordered a sufficient number of copies of the new regulations to supply the entire guard, and Just as soon as they are received they will be sent out and tho now system officially adopted. Blanks and l eceipts are'now ready to be sent out with them, so it is expected the new system will be In vogno within a very tew weeks. Considerable of a rustling among the '-dry bones" will result from the new order of affairs, as the tactics are totally different from the old style, and cannot be learned or taught In a moment. Adjutast General McClelland is still confined to bis rooms in the hospital nt Har risburg, but expects to be able to leave for Fortress Monroe this week. He has lost i& pounds during his illness and altogether is pretty much the -worse of his attack. The taiK oi nis resigning nis present position at the head of the National Guard is consid ered groundless by tbotse in a position to know, as the machinery of the guard is Just commencing to get in smooth running order under the present administration, and nni versal satisfaction is being expressed at the clean manner in which the Adjutant Gen- eral'a.ofllce ,1s -being run. General JMcClalcJJ SUNDAY, JANUARY land has become a great fayorite throughout the guard and bis speedy recovery to health is greatly desired. The Eighteenth Begiment bas been given notice to vacate its present quarters in the old Criminal Court building, on Diamond street, on tha first of April next The. regi ment has occupied the building for the past two years by permis sion of the County Commissioners with ttfe understanding that permanent quarters would be secured as quickly as pos sible. 6everal options have been given the regiment at different times on the Fifth Avenue Market Honse, and at present a reso lution is pending in Councils lor o 50-year lease of the building from next April. Coun cils as yet have not taken any decided step in the matter, and it is understood will not do so for at least a month to come. Should they at the last minute refuse to grant the lease, the regiment will be Dractlcally home less, as no suitable quarters can be gotten on such short notice. Should tho lease be granted, however, the market building will be remodeled temporarily, with a fund of about 20,000, which It is expected can be raised on short notice. The battery and regimen twill occupy the building Jointly. Relative to an incidental development at the recent court of inquiry in the case of Adjutant Beese, the GTuristian Advocate sayB: A court of inquiry was lately held in this city to determine certain questions of order, or discipline, or ofllcial courtesy between officers of the National Guard of this State. The difficulty arose during the annual en campment last summer. With the merits of the questions involved we have nothing to do. But in connection with the difficulty Colonel Alexander Krnmbbaar, Assistant Adjutant General of the State, was accused of profanity, a charge which he did not deny. On the contrary, be admitted it, and attempted to Justify it, by claiming that It was not wrong for a military man to swear. It is this claim which brings the question within our reach, and makes condemnation on all hands necessary. "No harm for a military man to swear!" Who made any distinction in the application Of the moral law between a "military man" and any other manT Who put the "military man" under a special code of morals, or fave him special Indulgence at this point? f it is not wrong ror hfm to swear, then it would not be wrong for him to lie, or steal, or commit adulcsrv, or break any other of the Commandments of the Decalogue. Be ing a "military man" ho is taken out of the list of ordinary mortals, and freed from the orainary luorai repuu9iuiiibic u vi.u iw Surely this "military man" must be a re markable sort of bei ng. The cases cited by the sweating Colonel to Justify profanity la "military men" are suf ficient to make one langh immoderatelv. "Some of tha best Generals whodrawswords in the late war had reputations of swear ing." said he. Some good Generals were in temperate, and, therefore, it is not wrong for a "military roan-' to set drunk. Soma good Generals were of impure lives, and, therefore, a "military man"' may bo a Hoer tine without offense. What sublime non sense! It is said that in the wild excitement of battle offioers wno never thought of swear ing have used language whtcli, if repeated to them in their cool moments, wotfld have shocked them. Bat to quote such examples in Justification of the calm and impudent profanity of toy military officers playing soldier for reereation is too absurd to think about. The tardiness of u regiment in ap pearing at dress parade in a military holi day is ample Justification, then, for tha pro fanity or a militia colonel because a real soldier may have used profane language in the excitement of a genuine battle! We sug gest to Governor l'attiaon that Colonel Krumbhaar is a very suitable person to be returned to private Ufo, or promoted to the rejulnr army and sent to the frontier to fibt Indians. He is entirely too great a soldier for the National Guard. Confessed Murder at a Revival. Sattlt Ste MaeIe, Mich., Jan. 16. A year ago Silas Coulter, a wealthy farmer living near here, was murdered. Suspicion pointed to his son William, with whom he had not been on good terms for several years, and the young man was arrested and tried for the killing. The trial resulted in the acquittal of the son. Last night the sou, at a revival of the Free Methodists, professed religion and confessed that he murdered his father. At the close of the services he was arrested and taken to jail, GOOD servants and help will answer your advertisements In THE DISPATCH cent-a-word colcmns. A FOR BUYERS OF CLOTHING AND FURNISHINGS And a money-losing time for us. But this will not prevent our making a clean January sweep in every department of the entire establish inent. Bring your dollars where more can be obtained in exchange for ihem than at any other store in this city. :-: :-: :-: :-: :-: :-: IN FURNISHINGS The various departments are just bubbling over with bargains. A dime here and a dollar there is well worth saving. You can do it if you'll, watch the chances. UNLAUNDRIED SHIRTS Of New York Mills muslin, linen bosom, felled seams, set-in sleeves, 50 cents. Unmatchable. UMBRELLAS. See a line of choice natural sticks, plain and silver trimmed, covered with Gloria silk, sold-at $1.74. On Mon day and Tuesday you can buy them for 99 cents. PERCALE SHIRTS. Closing out odds and ends of fine jaundried Percale Shirts, loose cuffs and two collars, sold at 98 cents and $1.25, all go at 42 cents. NECKWEAR. A great cut in winter neck wear all along the line. - Let . the fine quality Puffs and Tecks in silk and satin, satin lined, at 24 cents, stand as a sample of values. I 300 TO 400 MARKET STREET, IT.; 1892. , QUIT HIS OBIS CALLED. Career of an Old Han Who Ha Dug Nearly a Thousand Graves. West Chester, Pa, Jan. 16. Alban Seal, the octogenarian grave digger of the Birmingham Friends' burying ground, has resigned and brought to an end a service extending over little less than half a cen tury. A few days ago the old man, assisted by bis brother Joseph, who is only 10 years his junior, dug his last and 991st grave in the old graveyard. Every one of the 991 graves in the little cemetery near the an cient meeting house was dug by "Uncle Alban," and he points with pride to the fact that the last resting places of whole families have been hollowed out of mother earth by his hand. The old man is still a type of healthy and vigorous manhood. His bead, it is true, is almost innocent of hair, but his heavy, sandv beard is only scatter ingly sprinkled with silvery threads. His eye is still bright aud the lapse of years has served to soften the rngged outlines pf his genial face. The exact date of his entering upon the duties of grave-digger is not known, but the cemetery was laid ont in 1842, and shortly alter that his long service began. Fled From Justice and Froze to Death. Pueblo, Col., Jan. 16. The body of the Graneras station agent, E. E. Shafer, is reported to have been found on the plains about six miles from the station. By his neglect in delivering a train order, two Union Pacific passenger trains collided on the afternoon.of December 31. Shafer dis covering bis error after the train had passed his station, departed hastily and was frozen to death on the plains that night GOOD servants and help will answer your advertisements In THE DISPATCH' cent-a-word columns. Offered 84.000 for a 'Wire. Coltjmbus, Ind., Jan. 16. The Sheriff of this county, W. O. Smith, a Democrat now serving his second term, hag been on a spree for ten days. His condition has been such that the Judge of the court could not tolerate him, and a special Sheriff was se cured in his place. Smith some six months ago went on a spree, and offered a Isdy clerk in a drygoods store here $4,000 to marry him. He was finally confined in jail until he was sober. CR0UPY SOUNDS At night, from baby's crib, are distract ing to parents who are at a loss for a "medicine equal to the emergency. Kot so with those who have Ayers Cherry Pectoral in tho house- A doso of this medicine affords certain and speedy relief. To cure colds, coughs, sora throat, asthma, bronchitis, hoarseness, and the various disorders of tho breath ing apparatus, Ayer's Cherry Pectoral has no equal. It soothc3 tho Inflamed tissue, I promotes cxpecto- Pnff JCfsft ration, and in- Kfllll I UP duces re pose. Cap. ' U. Carley, Brooklyn, N. Y., writes: "I have used Ayer's Cherry Pectoral in my family for thirty years and have always found it tho best remedy for, croup, to which, complaint my children were subject." "I use Ayer's Cherry Pectoral in my practice, and pronounce it to be un equaled as a remedy for colds and coughs." J. 6. Gordon, M. D., Carroll Co., Virginia. Ayers CherrPectora Prepared by Dr. J. C. Aver & Co., Lowell, if ass. Sold by all Druggists; Price $1; six bottles ft j. MONEY-SAVING T OUR OFFERINGS IN MEN'S SUITS Must certainly be attractive to careful and critical buyers. The Suits we offer you are all of this season's make, stylish, attractive and sub stantial the same in every respect as" you have been buying of us all the season. The difference is only in the price, and that has now reached rock bottom. Come in and see what a Suit ten dollars will now buy, and you'll be surprised in spite of yourself. GU SKY'S, NEW ADVERTISEMEMS. IT'S A SUCCESS ! THE PRICES i ftttbn o Annual Clearance Sale of FURNITURE, CARPETS and HOUSEFIHU NISHINGS has been and is an unqualified success. The prices on all goods have been cut to and BELOW COST to close out last year'3 stock and make room for our new spring goods. NEVER IN YOUR LIFE Have you had a better opportunity than now to furnish your home elegantlj and cheaply. We guarantee our goods and prices to be 25 percent cheaper than other Credit Houses. Bargains this week in every department, Cash, or Credit. ' FOLDING BEDS Oyer 50 styles. M0QUETTE AND TAPESTRY CARPETS Remnant bargains. LACE CURTAINS Special new patterns. PARLOR SUITES Rug, Tapestry and Hair Cloth. LOT OF ODD CHAIRS Less than half price. LOT OF OFFICE DESKS All sizes, lowest prices. QUEENSWARE AND' KITCHEN UTENSILS Cheaper than ever, Keech can furnish your home better, cheaper and on easier terms than any installment dealer in Pennsylvania. Compare goods and.prices. CASH OR 923, 925, 927 PEM OPEN SATURDAY EVENINGS. T PANTS. Of choice patterns, well made and of durable textures. Thousands of pairs from which to select of every color I and style of pattern. For business purposes start in at $2:50; the value for the price cannot but please. DRESS PANTS AT $5 and $6 Of fine foreign fabrics that custom tailors get $8 and $9 for. V IT SO! Wl IS CREDIT, AYR, Near Nintli St JalT S. We save you money on hats the year around, in sea- son and out But not at all times in such quantities as at present. Men's latest shape derby at $1.24, such as hat ters charge you from $1.75 to $2 for. Coney Fur, satin lined, Jockey or Turban shape at 69 c, worth $1.25. SEAL CAPS. At our present prices it would pay you to buy even for next winter. $5.50 now buys a cap that sold at $9; $6.50 is what we are asking for our $10 grade; $7.50 is all we expect to get for a. cap worth $12. GLOV Genuine imported Scotch Wool Gloves 25 cents, re duced from 50 cents. Finest grade Angola Wool Glove reduced from $1.25 to 74 cents. 10 cents. Children's Mitts, UNDERWEAR. All-WooL Natural Wool, fancy mixed or plain shirts or drawers reduced from $1.24 to 74 cents. 300 TO 400 MARKET STREET. f - ' I ..?