THE' - PITTSBURG- . , DISPATCH,- SATURDAY. . JANUARY 1892. HMKWS IEH NOVEL TO-MORROWS DISPATCH. In It Colonel Mulberry Sellers, of world wide tame, returns to amuse and instruct. It is the literary feature of the season. Tho great iiumorist'has also written lor to-morrow's issue ANOTHER EDHOPEM LETTEfi. SOME OTHER STRONG FEATURES FOR TO-MORROW ARK: Overworked Statesmen, By Fraxk G. CARPENTER. Signaling, to Mars, 15y Camille rLAMMARIOH. Tlic Prcsidcntnl Electors, By IIexry Cabot Lodge. Christianity and Business, By Rev. George Hodges. Troubles o ilic Prophet, By Bob Bckdette. Why Bankers Fail, By Shirley Dare, Special literatme lorwomennnd for young people by Octave Tlianct, Sarah Bernhardt, Ada Bache Cone, Helen Watterson. Anna L. Dawes. Eesie Bramble, C. F. Holder, Walter Hough, Majorie Richaidson and others. A paper for the home circle. TO-MORROW'S DISPATCH Will Surely Satisfy All Readers. t B!pafe0. ESTABLISHED FEBRUARY mo Vol. 4R. N"n. 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"" Year Ur.F.tL."lipTcii, r.c Year 70 10 01 ISO no :.v 12s Tun Daily Ihspati'II Is dell cred liy carriers at Jfcrats per week, or. including Sunday Edition, at 2i cents per nock. rrTTsnuiic sattrhay. .tAxrvnYi. TWELVE PAGES THE CHILEAN POSITION. There is a severe rebuke to the classes shouting; lor war with Chile in the state ment, apparently inspired by the State Department, that Chile has been investi gating the Valparaiso riots by rlue process of law aecordingto Chilean jurisprudence; that whoever is found guilty will be pun ished, and that judicial proceedings are Veins carried forward a-tively. These statements are based on the last dispatch from the Chilean Minister of Foreign Af fairs, submitted by Senor Montt to the State Department It is to be remembered that the liberty to do this was exactly what was claimed bv the United States Government in the 7ew Orleans case. The State Depart ment was universally applauded for say ing that it could not in any way anticipate the investigation of the courts into that riot nor did the laws of the United States permit to promise the punishment of any individual. It was very firm in asserting that tlvre could be no interference with the regular action of our laws and judicial methods; and, of course, it cannot stultify itself by demanding a different rule of action in Chile. It would simply destioy our position in dealing with thr Italian Government, and put us in the light of setting up one law for our benefit and denying it for a weaker power. Chile's position is better than ours in view of the well-known fact that the judi cial inquiry into the New Orleans riot was little better than a farce. The Chilean authorities are proceeding with some show of sincerity toward the result of punishing some one exactly tho opposite to what has been reached in New Orleans. These facts put the cry for war, apparently in the interest of contractors and promotion hungry naval officers, in its proper light IIAIX AFTER VINDICATION. The trouble in which Prof. JamesBrycc finds himself as one of the results of his book, "The American Commonwealth," takes a more material form than that which generally visits itself on foreign authors who express themselves too freely on American customs and events. As a general rule we denounce the European critic in public and buy largely of his book to read in private. But Prof. Bryce intrusted the writing of a chapter on the Tweed Ring to Prof. Goodnow, of Colum bia College, and that gentleman having committed the indiscretion of asserting that A. Oakey Hall was an attache of that clique, with details to tliat effect, Prof. Bryce is confronted with a large libel suit, which will be ruinously costly even if lie wins. The vigorous determination of Sir. Hall to make life a burden for the man who is so censorious as to say anything unpleasant about his connection with the Tweed business may look on the surface like the platform of the irate indi vidual who proclaimed : "Jones said thatlwasa confounded rascal and I'm going to make him prove it" But in view of the prevailing appetite of the political mind for vindication, it is no more than fair to recognize that Ilall is entitled to his ration of it All that was ever charged against Hall was that he acted as figure head for the Tweed coterie and carefully looked the other way while the stealing was going on. And that is a matter of to enty years ago. We are in the habit of dealing out vindication for offenses of much more recent standing. The star routers are now influential and respect able citizens. The famous convictions in the riot claims bribery took less than a decade to attain a public act of oblivion. Not to make odious specifications with re gard to matters of more recent date, it certainly looks as if the precedents en titled the indignant Hall to vindicate him self by suing the unwary Bryce. Nevertheless, it is not quite certain that the exact brand of vindication longed for will be secured by this suit Bryce's Brit ish blood is up, and he is taking testimony in this country, with a determination to hunt evidence to back up his statements, which may make the suit as unpleasant for Hall as for Bryce. A NEW BUGABOO. The triumph of Hill in New York is naturally a bitter pill for the Republican organs, and some of them are taking it with very wry faces. For a discovery in it of the possibility of a plot to capture the Presidency, the following perpetrated by the Philadelphia Inquirer is entitled to the palm of pre-eminence: It w ould be a startling thins for Hill to do to make the New York Legislature re sponsible for the electors, but see what a temptation there is in the scheme. Hill is a candidate for the Fiesidency. Suppose he should go before the Democratic Convention with this proposition: "I have control of tho Legislature of New York. Nominate me and I will guarantee the full electoral vote, and that vote will carry the Presidency. I will order tho Legislature to assemble ou election day and choose thirty-six electors. This is certainly a very fair-sized polit ical bugaboo to inflict on a much-suffering American nation at the very beginning of a Presidental year. Even if it were a possibility, its agitation by a Republican newspaper smacks largely of the pro verbial suggestion about greasing the horses' teeth so that they could not eat their oats. If the esteemed Inquirer does not wish the redoubtuble David Bennett to adopt this sensational method of grabbing a Presidental term it should not paint the advantages of the scheme in such glowing colors as it docs in the above extract and its context. But it is not necessary for anyone to raise the alarm over this sensatioual scheme at present. The plan of it which represents Governor Hill as promising to call the Legislature together on election day and choose thirty-six electors oveilooks one important fact. In New York, as in all other States, the choice of electors by the people is provided for by law. To return to the plan of choosing electors by the Legislature a new law will have to be patsed long before this bargain can be made and ratified by and between David Bennett Hill, party of the first part, and the Democratic convention, party of the second part When such a bill is intro duced in the New York Legislature it will be time enough to raise a protest and to also bring up the doubt whether the Dem ocratic convention would deliver the goods. There is another adequate reason why such a scheme will not be tried. It would insure the overwhelming defeat of any candidate in whose interest it was at tempted in every State where the electors arc chosen by the people. RUE L ELECTKIC LINES. A new development of the electric rail way is attracting attention. The latest illustration is afforded by a charter for a lim- between Lancaster andNew Holland, fourteen miles, with a capital of 330,000. This is commented upon as an illustra tion that the electrical method permits the establishment of short lines connecting towns, and that the small investment will render them profitable where the traffic will not support a steam railroad. This may be true to a certain extent But as the essential difference between such a railroad as that referred to and a steam one of similar gauge and equal cost of road bed is simply that of motive power, there is still an open question as to uni versal superiority of the new idea. The vital question is whether the motive iwer from steam can be converted into electric ity and then applied to locomotion as cheaply as to apply the steam power directly. When this can be done it is evi dent that all steam railroads .must use electric power or be left irredeemably in the rear. If it cannot be done it is diffi cult to see how an electric road connecting two country towns will possess any advan tages over a steam road of similar cost and capacity. Some twenty years ago there was a wide spread development of the theory that narrow gauge railroads were the coming thing in transportation. Thousands of miles of such lines were built on that theory; but very few remain to-day. It may be that this new development of the electric railway has a single genesis. We are under the impression that the superior ity of electric power lies in its availability for city streets and tunnels, where the smoke, sparks and noise of steam power must be forbidden, and in its devisability so that it can be applied in cases where the power required is less than would justify a steam plant It must proceed to the stage of being furnished at an actually less cost than steam, horsepower for horsepower, before it can displace that agent on rail roads running far beyond city lines. NOT THE KIGHT CAUSE. It is just as important for the support ers of the correct policy in monetary mat ters to be accurate as for those who main tain the wrong side. This is impressed nponusby an editorial comment in the Philadelphia Record, with whose anti-free-coinage views The Dispatch agrees. Speaking of the failure of the policy of United States legislation to raise the price of silver, it says the speculators in that metal were forced to dump their holdings in India. "As a result," it proceeds, "there is a gorge of silver in India; money was never so cheap, nor bankruptcies so frequent, nor business sd stagnant" This is an assertion that, as a direct re sult of the influx and superabundance of the money metal in India, bankruptcy and business stagnancy have increased. It is difficult to accept so sweeping a statement without question. Silver is the universal medium in which debts are paid in India, and the assertion is practically made that bankruptcy, or ina bility to pay debts, has increased because there is a larger supply of the medium in which debts are to be paid, and it can be obtained at cheaper rates, which is an ab surdity. If the assertion were that the in flation of the monetary supply had pro duced booms, speculation and bubbles, which eventually progressed to the point of bursting and then produced bankruptcy and stagnation, it would be in accordance with well established economic laws. But when it is asserted that the increase of the money metal in any country has within the first year caused stagnation and bank ruptcy, there must be a mistake some where. In the interest of strict accuracy our co temporary had better inquire whether there have been no other causes prior to this recent influx of silver, such as famines or speculative bubbles, which might have caused the business troubles that it charges solely to the increase of the supply of money. At present its assertion looks like the logical error of non causa pro causa. i A GRATUITOUS STEAL. While the decision of the Court of Ap peals in the New York contest gave the Democrats control of the Legislature, without necessarily defying the law, they were so determined to exhibit their belief that the party control of a single seat is more important than any respect to law and justice as to make a gratuitous exhibi tion of it in the Fif teentlf district In this case the Court ruled that the return which gave the election of a Democrat was the result of an illegal and improper canvass, and that another return containing the re sult of the legal action of the county can vassers should be sent to the State Board and acted upon. Such a return was deliv ered to the Governor and Secretary of State, but they deliberately suppressed it and declared the Democratic candidate elected. The Secretary of State refused to answer the question of the Republican counsel whether he had not received the corrected return, and the proceedings were hurried through for the sake of con summating a clear steal of a Senatorial seat. In this action the Democratic managers of New York declared that neither law or justice, the decjsion of the highest courts or respect to common fairness, have any weight with them against the grabbing of a single place in the Legislature. It is hard to see how partisanship can go much farther in the direction of overriding honest popular government Tt was reported when Japan, first tried the experiment of having a Parliament that the gi eat trouble experienced in its practi cal working was the difficulty of getting up an opposition. As England had an opposi tion the Japanese Ministers thought they ought to have one, but the members obsti nately refused to vote against anything tho Government proposed. The recent news that the Mikado has dissolved the lower branch of tho Japanese Legislature because it has persistently antagonized Govern mental measures, especially on appropria tion bills, indicates that Japan has got be yond the stage of enthusiastic loyalty, and has reached that in which the popular party is always opposed to the Government. It is a singular manifestation of New York politics to find the IPine and Spirit Ga zette attacking Governor Flow or as lying un der suspicion of "narrow-minded Sabbatari anism," and the New York Evening Sun repolllng the charge by pointing to Mr. Flower's large and well selected stock of liquors as :i complete vindication of his character. Theso be powerful political ar guments. Speaking of the pacific policy of the State Department, the Bo-iton Herald some what unjustly says: "If we weioin the heat of a Pirsidental campaign at present, we should probably hear more about the white plume of Henry of Navarro nodding in front of the gates of Valparaiso." Inasmuch as we are on the eve of a Presidental campaign, it is much more legitimate to conclude that Secretary Blaine lias the breadth and far sightedness to see that his policy of a peace ful extension of commerce has far more po litical strength than a needless war which could yield little glory, and might have di rectly opposite lesults. Thk warning of the Comte de Paris, to the Fiench people of the latal effects (of Republican government upon religion and morals, comes very strongly in connection with the reoent pranks of tho heir to the Orleans dynasty. The monarchist theory is evidently that the royal dynasty can attend to the immorality of the whole nation. Tt is interesting to learn frnm n. "Rnffaln exchange that "a Pittsburg citizen" arrested' in this city lor nnng off a revolver in the streets pleaded that the liberty was allowed here, and "seemed greatly surprised be cause the pleasant Pittsburg custom was prohibited in Buffalo." Our cotemporary is slightly misled by the assertion of the too enthusiastic reveller. It is not a "pleasant Pittsburg custom," to Are off re vol vers in the streets. Onr leading citizens indulge in the practice only on extraordinary occasions, suchasraiu-making experiments or subse quent to other large attempts a$ irrigation. The revival of the story that Emperor William is going to come to this country is evidently a covert boom for the World's Fair. If the champion of absolutism should come to this land of free-spoken news papers and indppendent citizens, the at tempt to reconcile the irrecoucileable will acquire a new interest. It is a bad case of the schoolmaster abroad that is presented by the New York Recorder, in speaking ot an alleged foreign nobleman who has got tip a divorce, suit in New York, as follows: "Count Blucher is tho grandson of Gebhard Leberecht von Blucher, Prince of Wahlstadt, the Prussian Field Marshal, who, on that memorable June IS, 1815, saved the German army from annihilation at the battle of Waterloo." The information that Blucher saved the German army from anni hilation at Waterloo is the latest example of history reconstructed. The candidate of the lottery Democracy in Louisiana claims that ho is opposed to it. From which it is natural toconcludo that lie takes the old giound of being opposed to the lottery, but "agin the enforcement" of any laws to stop it. When a free-trade paper gets hard up for anything else to say, it remarks that Andrew Carnegie proposes to cut down wages, and hangs extended commentaries thereon. The partisan New York World afforded the last illustration of this mania. If the assertions or the TTorW for the past year weie to be believed, Mr. Carnegie must be so busy cutting down wages that he has had no time to do anything else. M". Romero, Mexican Minister, is quoted to the effect that Revolutionist Garza is a nobody. For an entirely negative person he seems to have been remarkably successful In kicking up a positive muss along the bor der. The weather flai flying from the State Department is very strongly set toward fair weather. Secretary Blaine is evidently of tho common-sense opinion that tho United States cannot impose a rule 01 inter na'tional law on Chile that it does not acknowledge for itself, and that it will not pay to ruin our growing South American commerce to please the Jingoes and flre eaters of tho navy. The outcome of all the predictions of a hard winter so far is that the f.ivorite pointer now is to buy artificial ice company stock. Pbisce Christian, who was shot by the Duke of Connaught tho other day, is mucn better and has been pronounced out of danger. The Prince will no doubt be able to resume shooting in duo time, but only on condition that when he is ont.with His Royal Highness the Duke of Connaught the latter shall bo put under bonds to aim carefully at him before ho discharges his kuu. In such means lies safety. Michican Needs More People Chicago News. Michigan lias now another political party. If Michigan is to have many moio parties it will be'neccssary to import some more indi viduals into the State to form them. Candidates In the West. Chicago Intcr-Ocean.l If the peopld insist upon it the West will frirnish uUp-irtles with candidates " in HM. There ti an immense crop this year.- STEWART TO HILL. An Open Letter Drawn Out by tho Governor Senator's Queer Speeches- Some Sar castic Questions and Allusions The Sllverlto Says David Has Been Gulled by thn Gold Trust. Washington, Jan. 1. Open letter from Senator Stewart toScnntor Hill: Uxit: d states Sexatk, I Wasuisqtos-, D. C, Jan. 2, 1S93. Hon. D. B. Hill; My Dear Sin- If you are in favor of free bi-metallic coinago on tho ratio now estab lished by law, why do j-ou take pains to repudiate Nevada? Nevada i', and always has been since silver was demonetized, in favor of restoring tho white metal to tho place it occupied as money previous to tho passage of the mint act of 1873. No representative from that Stato has ever advocated in either Honso ot Congress any other doctrine. In ycur Elmira speech you advocated free bi-metallic coinaze. In j our Albany speech on New Year's ovo you advocate the repeal of the act of 139(1, which gives the people more money by the difference between silver certificates issued on tho coin of $il,C03,0C0 worth of silver per annum and the amount of Treasury notes issued in the purchase of 51,000,000 ounces of silver bullion each year. You also propose to deny to the iarmers and planters the benefit of an enhanced pi ice of silver in which the value of their products is measured, knowing full well that the in creased demand under the act of 1S90 over the requirements of the Bland act enhances the value of silver. Hill Willi the Gold Trust. The lead of Nevada for free coinage seems odious to you, although the lead of the Chamber of Commerce of NewYoik, a repre sentative body of the Gold Trust, you follow with alacrity. The Gold Trust, through the Chamber of Commerce, demands tho repeal of the act or 1800. You re-echo that de mand, and anvise Mr. Bland, Chairman of tho House Committee on Coinage, to obey it. If he will do so and pretend to be for free coinage, whilo legislating to limit tho use of silver, yon assure him of tho respect, admiration and support of the Democracy of New York. Are you awaie, Mr. Hill, that this is tho old story that the people of the West and the South have been assured ever since silver was rejected as monev of tho respect and admiration of the New Yoik Democracy if they would co-operate with the represent atives of the gold trust in contractiug the real money of the world to gold alone. There is no doubt that every speculator in Asiatic products who buys cheap silver in the United States, coins it into rupees or other Asiatic money, and exchanges it at par in Asia for wheat, cotton and other Asiatic products and pockets the difference will admire and support any Western man who will aid in pcrpotuating this extortion. There is no doubt tliat every great banker of New York, who invests and collects on for eign account, and is required by his Euio pean patrons to collect in dear money, will admire nnd support any Western man who will betray his constituents by restricting the use of silver. Sonw Western Sarcasm, Your Elmira speech in favor of free coinage, stripped of the suggestion of the employment of cuttle fish policy to deceive the people, would have met with unbounded gratituac and admiration of tneproduceis of wealth in the United States. I was so mnch impressed witli your utterances in favor of free bimetallic coinage that I pre pared a letter of congratulvtion to you, but refrained from sending iton account of the concluding portion of that speech, wherein you suggested the possibility ot obtaining a partisan advantage by non-action during the present session or Congress, because tho Pi esident and a majority of the Senate were Republicans and might share in tho popu Iniity sure to follow the free coinage ot sil ver. I did not, at that time, suppose you were playing a pait in harmony with "the Gold Trust and in concert with the movement inaugurated by the Chamber ot Commerce of New York to repeal tho act of 1893. Have you discoveied that that act must inevit ably lead to bi-metallic coinage to pi event the depreciation of silvoi? Do you know that there are nearly $303,000,000 ot silver coin in the United Stntes. including bullion. awaiting coinage, and that no means is pro vided by law for the ledemption of th tiensury notes issued under the act of 18t0 except the gold and silver coin received for duties and taxes, nnd tho silver coin pro duced fiom the bullion acquired under that aoOns the BoiaTrujt found that thete is no possibility under existing laws of ac cnmulatin sufficient gold to pay the na tional debt and redeem the outstanding greenbacks and the legal tender treasury notes issued for tho purchase of silver with out a verv large use of silver coin for such purposes? Do you see that the existing law must inevitably force all parties tondvocate free bi-metallic coinago? If you do not un derstand the situation the gold standard contradictionists do. In order to pi-event the passage of a free coinage act they pro pose the repeal of tho law ot 1890. Why Stewart Is Sorry. I am sorry, if yon are really in favor of free bi-met.illc coinage, as declared in your Elmira SDcech, that you have fallen into the trap set by the gold trust and are now willing to aid them in their efforts to confine the real money of the world to gold alone. If the Democracy of the South and West adopt j-our policy and make retrograte movementat the present session of Congress the people will place very little confidence in promises to restore free coinage, when your party shall have obtained control of every department of the Government and those who are for free bi-metallic coinage on tho ratio established b3- law aro for it now and atall time. Thoe who are against it, advise the people that they must wait for a more favorable opportunity. Let me assnre you, my dear sir, that the restoration of silver to its place as money lias bceu delayed for more than 15 years by excuses, many of which were more plausible than those you present, and that the people have come to tho conclusion that persons who are good for making excuses are worth less advocates of iree coinage. Yours respectfully, William M. Stewart. Fence in Indian Coal Fields. Tehee Haute, I-nd.. Jan. L The indica tions pointing to a ronewnloftue strike in the bituminous coal regions have almost entirely disappeared. The trouble in the Clinton district has been amicably settled, and every bituminous miner in the State, except about 300 at Clinton, is working. PERTINENT PERSONALITIES. Paderewski tells a story admirably,and is passionately fond of pool. Lady Heney Somerset, so it appears in the Parliamentary statistics, is tho owner of two licensed inns. Dk. Charcot, the distinguished French physician, is suffering fromaseveie attack of influenza at Paris. Captain N. B. Giddings, the first Con gressman from Nebraska, is now a Justice of the Peace at Savannah, Mo. Young Prince Albert Victor is very fond of fried calves' liver, aud the irreverent in timate that this is a case of homeopathic ap petite. Chief Engineer J. W. Collins has been designated by Secretary Foster as Con sulting Engineer of the Revenue Marino Service. Prince Ippolito, a nephew of Prir.ce Borghee, has entered tlio Jesuit order in Rome. He has just turned 18, and is a mill ionaire. John Redmond, who has been chosen over Michael Davitt by the people or Water ford, was once a clerk in the House of Com mons at $450 a year. Robert Louis Stevenson is still a "mother's boy," his mother living with him don n in tho South Sea Islands and wearing her prim widov.'s cap and black silk dress to the great astonishment of the ratives. C. A. Daughekty, who is Secretary of the Ameiican Legation in Mexico, is a son of Daniel Daughcrty of the silver tongue. He once occupied a similar position in Rome, where every Ameiican tourist who met him liked him. Rev. Dr. R. Heber Newton has been pronounced out of danger by his physicians. A consultation was hold in the house yo3 terday morning by tho doctors, alter which it was announced that Dr. Newton was on the way to recovery. Ma Anthony J. Dkexel, whose name has been made famous beyond tho banking circles of the world by his magnificent en dowment of theTJrexel Institute, is a vigor ous looking man or high forehead, fine, bright eye, and straight, powerful nose. EEMAEKABLE "INDIAN CAEVIHG. Three Curlons Relics in the State Univer sity Museum. Philadelphia, Jan. 1 Three very remark able examples of carving in wood and bone by the Delaware Indians aro now on exhibi tion at the Museum of American Archaeo logy of the University of Pennsylvania. One of these, measuring two and one-fourth inches in length by one and one-half in greatest breadth, is a tnost artistically carved representation of the human face. The typical Eastern American Indian is faithrully reproduced. There are three holes on the margin, through which a luck skin thong has been passed, and this still remains. The wood is very hard and pol ished, and colored dark led by paint made of oxide of Iron. The other specimen of wood carving is even more remarkable. It isthosiine in size and material, but not realistic character. It represints lainy well the face of a barn owl (.strix pralincola) but so lar modified as to be suggestive also ofthe human face. It is of tho same red color and attached to it by tho buckskin thong already leTurred to. The question naturally arise- as to the sig nificance of these carvings, and no qulto sat isfactory loply can be given. Dr. C. C. Ab bott, of the University Museum, says that objects essentially the same, carved in stone and shell, aro familiar to archaeologists, and have given rise to much conjecture, but nothing better. It may be added, hon ever, that the two c.irviugs above described are far In advande m artistic skill of am that have so far been brouaht to general notice, and suggest that the Delaware Indians were reallv capable of producing these inscribed gorgets that have been generally looked upon w ith suspicion. The third carving-'s a prong of deer or elk antler, the tapering end representing accurately the rattle of a l-at-tlesnake. nndnt thfibrojcl em!, in mofilo. is equally accurately carved the human face. suriomiuing this Is a double low or uots, equi-distantlv placed, and a double curved line suggesting a snake's forked tongue. These three specimens, at about the begin ning of the present century, were presented to a gentleman then living in Philadelphia by an Indian, and have been preserved. with tneir history, until now. They are three possibly unique and unquestionably ex tiomely valuable objects. FIELD TTBNS OVEE A HEW LEAF. The Imprisoned Rroker EntB a Hearty Meal Hefore the New Year. New Y'okk, Jan. 1. Special. Edward M. Field has turned over a new leaf. Ho has eaten. With tho season of good resolutions, he has adopted one himself, though a day early. He will keep his good resolution as long as lie lives, too. He broke his fast yesterday, and ate heartily for the first time since he has been in jail. Oyster stew, poached ergs, boiled codfish, green peas, buttered toast, chocolate and celery was the menu of his first meal, thougn Warden Dnnlap wassogiad to have ills wealthy prisoner eat that he would have given him any delicacy he asked for. It was a good, square meal, a'big meal foranvbody, that the ex-banker ate, and he seemed to eh jov it. The people aronnd the jail give Dr. Cosby, the County Physician, the credit for the re turn of young Fiebl's appetite. Dr. Cosby has beengivingFieidmedicino all the time, and it seems that this medicine has at last sharpened Field's appetite to a point where it was impossible for him to resist it. He gave np his attempt to starve himself, and began the new year with a full stomach, if not a clear conscience and its accompany ing good digestion. WICKEDNESS IN NEW Y0EK. Over Ninety Thousand Arrests Made Daring Twelve Months. New York, Jan. 1. New York Is growing in population, but this scarcely accounts for an increase of 8,000 in tho number of arrests, which amounted to 90,207. The city must either be growing more wicked or the police morevigilant. Ofthe number arrested 71. 091 were males and 19,116 females; 17,278 males and 7,827 females were arrested for being drunk; G.3S3 males and 2,071 females were arrested for being drunk nnd dis orderly, and 10 65.1 males and 4.733 females were arrested for disorderly conduct. There were 23 arrests tor arson, 123 for homicide, 1,891 lor grand larcenv, 3,460 for violation ofthe excise law, and over 4,CO0 for being suspicious persons. The city's death rate has Increased. In an estimated popu lation of 1.680,796 tho number of deaths were 43,631. against 40 230 in 1899. The death rate was 25.S6 against 24.60 in 1890. The number of births were 46.F0J, against 38,250 last year. There were 15,764 marriages, an increase of 772. S0LDIEES SOBBING THE CHINESE. Not Content With Smuggling Them From Canada, They Waylay Th-;m. Lockport, N. Y., Jan. 1. Special. The War Department has taken hold ofthe Fort-Niacara-soldiers-smuggling-Chinamen busi ness, and a thorough investiga tion will bo mado. It is charged that half the men in the fort have been mak ing small fortunes in the business, and, if the story of the last batch of Celestials is to be believed, waylaid ind robbed them. An interpreter found out that a batch of fonr Chinamen were brought over the other night nt Youngstown, nn the Niagara river, near the fort, by soldiers, and when they Jett them two men with masks on robbed the party of their monev, their railroad tickets io New York, and their Canadian passport papers, took them and locked them np in an empty old shed ont in tho conntrv on the Lowiston load, and then went to Youngstown and informed the customs officers that there was a gang of Chinamen up in a shed whom thev thought had been rowed over the river. The quartet wero ariested, and to-day is the first known of their mishap. HOLIDAYS IN THIS YEAB, By a Strang's Coincidence Nearly All of Them Occnrr on Monday. Monday will be a great holiday day during tho presont year. Washington's birthday comes on Monday and so does Memorial, Day. Tho Fourth of Jnly is also billed for a Monday ana Labor Day will be celebrated on a Mondaj'. Christmas is dewn on the calendar for Sun day and will therefore be celebratad on Monday. Thanksgiving Day and Election Day are the only holidays during the yecr that will bo celebrated on any other day but Monday. People who believe in luck and aro super stitious may decide upon Monday as a lucky day during 1S92. A BIG BUILDING SHAKY. Scranton's Court Honso Hoot Liable to Fait in at Any Moment. Scrai-ton, Pa., Jan. 1. Special. Close upon the announcement that the claim of Contractor Snaith for work on tho Albany Capitol building had been rejected, comes the discovery that tho work Suaith did on tho iK20,0JO Court House in this city was faulty. To-day one of the County Commissioners found that one of tho iion trusses that supported the roof had snapped and that the roof was caving in. Aichltect Walter mado nn inspection and scrambled down very quickly, saying it was dangerous to remain in the room, as the roof might fall at any moment. The com missioners hnve taken precaution against accident. They think they will have to re build tho entire roof. Advice to tho Canadians. New York Recorder.! Tho best thing Canada can do this year is to come into the great Union. AH, LIFE IS GOOD. They come, they pass, with snow-soft feet. And deathless youth illumes their eyes; Alike to them are chaff and wheat. Al'k i the ioollsh and the wise. Thev brine the wound, they bring the balm, Tliey llxlit onr smiles, tl.ey dry our tears; Careless or death or life, thecahn Servants of time, the pitient jcars. The winds that rend an 1 strew the rose involve the sweetness through the air: This wind of time that beats and blows. Le ives all the past still fragrant-fair. Thonpli hopesinay fall and hearts may break. And fruitless all the strixhig be. One jioldeii gift is left to make Man's bliss, cousollng memory. Hall and farewell, farewell and hall ! The going and thj coming guest. Welcome to daybreak's shining sail. As to the night beyond the West I The y a.-"s may com'e, the years may go. And bring the. sad or merry mood; Merry or sad, 911c. thing we know That life is gbod, ah,' Ufe Is good t " , fat Tork Stau' OUR MAIL POUCH. Balloons Daring War. To the Editor or The Dispatch: Although, like General Grant, I am in favorof peace and good will to men, first, last and always, yet, like him, I am in lavor of making war so terrible that folk won't care to engage in it. About nine vears ago while watching the fleets of Fourth of July balloons it occurred to me how easily it would be for an army to destroy a city by suili simple means. The elements of the problem necessary are: A current of air in the proper direc tion; India rubber balloons similar to the children's toy, and large enough to carry say 10,20, 50 orlOO pounds ofa high explosive subdivided into cartridges of two ormore ponnds each; the balloon encased in suit able netting nnd provided with a watch movement time and alarm clock, con structed lightly and for the purpose iu tended, viz., that when the wind is favor able a pioneer balloon can bo sent out to determine the time necessary to reich tho desired position; that the alarm device can be f-et to begin operation", say 7 to 11 min utes, CO minute', 33 minutes, etc., and that a suitable detaching device liberates the cartridges at intervals of as many seconds as may be arranged for. Thu cartridge, properlv constructed, will descend with percussion fuse below nnd explode by con tact. The Dalloon, freed from tho weight of each cartridge.will naturally rise somewhat higher, bi-t will continue on its Dath until and after all the cartridges have detached. Compound cartridges, containing both the explosive acd inflammable material, can be detached in tho suns manner. An army in position somewhat at right angles to tho direction of the wind wonld f nrnish a bao lino of operations. This divided into stntions about eqnal to the square ofa citv a part would repiesent the ci os section o'f the city. A reasonably steady current of air would carry the mes sengers of destruction in reasonably par allel lines, which would be intersected by the time of liberating device alter the alarm device be set in operation. The net result would be a veritable checkerboard of action. People who io really fond of war can amuse themselves figuring out the result of one night's amusement as above mentioned in case ten thousand balloons dropped two hundred thousand cartridges and plenty of carbon oil or turpentine within a city.s limits. One ormore war vessels coasting during a nice sea breeze would furnish a base line of operations to send out a whole flock of these balloons over our sea const cities. The clock woik can ho arranged to run lor days if nccessaiv, and the alarm set to suit to unlock and operate and lock and go on to begin again and again at the whim ofthe ones who set them afloat in the beautiful blue sky. They can be floated where the wind llstetli to terrorize a whole nation and bring great fear and injury thereupon. Joitx M. Bkcce. Pittsburg, December 30. Vitalized Air Officially Indorsed. To the Editor orThe DisDatch: Permit me to throw some light upon the "decided opinions" of Dr. S. J. Hayes, ex pressed in yourlocal columns yesterday upon vitalized air, as called forth by the recent death of Bernard Mohan. I first call for the credentials of this self-vaunted "expert on all dental questions." Did Mr. Hayes ever receive a dental degree or the scientific education of a dental college? The Dental and Surgical Microcosm, whose editor ship is also prominently paraded, is a hand hill intended to foist upon thu dental profession a patent anaesthetic, which Mr. Hayrs claims to have discovered but which in fact is a combination of drugs well known and in nse for years. The "de cided opinions" consist of a tirade against vitalizedair and these who administorit, with the object of eventually boosting Mr. Hayes' anaesthetics. The expert's (?) de scription or the effects of vitalized air is about as scientific as Choctaw, in fact is meaningless jargon and h's statement that it is not,most used by leaders of the profes sion is a falsehood pnre and simple. It is administered by every dentist, nnd all of them except one has received a sciontifio dental education. Further, it is to-dav the most universally administered anaesthetic, the total number of administrations in this countrv alone bein-i 750,000 annually, and is found "in two-thirds of the dental offices from Miiine to California. Vitalized air Is to-dav recognlzod as a true anaesthetic tho safest and best for dental practice: that the public should not be de ceived as to this bv those who are incom petent or have a selfish motive in condemn ing it I desire this letter to receive the broadest publication. Personally I do not know Mr. Hnycs, ana have no quarrel with him, but let truth prevail. A.E. Hall, D. U.S. McKeesport, December 31. NEW YORK'S MISFOPvTUKE. New 1'ork may now be taken out of the list of doubtful States, so far as this waning year is concerned. Sew York World. Governor Hill can now proceed to Wash ington. Things in New York appear to be all fixed to his satisfaction. Boston Herald. Those New York Republicans with an ab breviated turn of mind should charge their mislortunes to the Tarn tiger. Washington JPost. New York has had Democratic Legi3la tmes before and survived them. Perhaps she will pull through this time. Xew York Advertiser. It is no time for vain lamentation. Work must be done if the blundors of Piatt are to be retrieved and a Republican victory gained in t&Z. Buffalo Express. Is the present position of political affairs in this State the Republican press would do well to remember that no battle was ever won by hysterics. Albany Journal. RErrBLiOAXS have no redress, except by appeal to the people to stamp with their condemnation and rebuke these abuses and violations of the rights or the majorities Vtica Herald. . Now that the Republicans of New York have suffered about all the ill fortune that could possibly befall them, perhaps they will close up their ranks, send false leaders to tho rear, and go to work in earnest to re deem their State. Cleveland Leader. SCHOLARS LACKING IN HTJH0E. A Prize Contest for Humorous Essays, in Ohio, Fails Io Bo Fanny. Stecbexville, Jan. 1. Special. Forabout a month the Gazette, of this place, made a standing offer in its columns of cash prizes for the best and second best humorous essay written by any nigh school, parental or grammar school pupil of Steubenville. The bright boys nnd girls wero invited to "pitch in and show tho public that Steuben ville has among her young folks some humor ists of high order." The six contributions were placed in the hands of a committee com posed of three of the best judges of humor in Steubenville. who, after careiul examina tion of the contributions aud discussion of their merits, published tho f-llowing report in the Gazette on New Year's Dav: Stixbexville, O., Dec. 31. 1891. Messrs. McFaddcn & Hnntcr: Gkxtlemen Your committee having exsmlned all the papers submitted, are ofthe opinion that the bu.liiinp talent ot our city Is not vet sufficiently in touch with modern humor to entitle any or them to publication. Respectfully submitted. JL M. A. Hartxedt, II EMIT DOBBIN'S. D. W. Matlack. The essays, however, are to be published, but without names, and the prizes are to bo distributed between the authors in con sideration of their nerve in entering the con test. Tho City orPjris Storm ProoL New Y'ork, Jan. 1. The steamer City of Paris arrived at quarantine at 2 o'clock this morning after a very stonny passage. She was six hours late in, leaving Qaeenstown owing to a dense fog. Daring the entire passage she experienced a succession of heavy gales nnd high seas, nnd for flvo days was obliged to olow down trom 12 to 16 hours each dav. The City of Paris behaved ad mirably" and received not the slightest uaniage, nor was any passenger injured. Massachusetts Aid for Russia. Bostojt, Jan. 1. Governor Russell has issued an appeal to the people of Massachu setts, asking theui to the aid of the famine sufferers in Russian, and has appointed n committee, with Bishop Phillips Brooks at its bead, to receive contribution. Maybe Campbell Would Accept. Boston News.3 Gov. Campbell says that neither CIovelnd norHill will get the Democratic nomination. Perhaps lie la willing to tike it himself. CURIOUS CONDENSATIONS. Kansas farmers plowed on Christmas day. In New York there are 30,000 cash girli between 12 and 14 years of age. The people of the United States spend $450,000,003 each years for shoes. European physicians now employ hyp notism as a cure for drunkenness and the opium habit. A debt of 3 cents which has been owed by a Philadelphia woman for 40 years has just been paid. In 15 years the orange export of Cali fornia, lias Increased from nothing to 26,000,000 pounds. It is estimated that at least 50,000,000 of the Government's paper money has been lost or destroyed. The bulk fot the Japanese revenue is derived from the railroads and telegraph lines which it owns. Dnring the past fonr months more than $7,000,000 in gold has been brought to the United States from Australia. A blacksmith's tools ofthe present day arc almost identical with those nsed in the same trade over 300 years ago. The oldest liquor in any New York club cellar is supposed to be some Sayillao brandy ofthe vintage of 1803 at tho Union Club. A floor painted in various colors in gesso has been unenrthed at Telel Armama, in the palace or Amenopbis IV., the Kin; Of Egvpt. A girl in Norway must be able tobake bread before she can have a bean. The one who takes the cake as a cook is considered the flow er or the family. The aboriginal Australian adopts a bru tally forcible mode or wooing. When he wants a wife he looks about for a likely helpmate, and finding one to his liking, knocks her down with his club, and carries her home. Zadkiel, the English planet reader, in his sixty-second annualalmanac, justissued, has found a message somewhere in his stel lar readings to the effect that in November or next year there will be "a death of an Empress or a Queen." The rapidity with which insects travel is astonishing. The common house-fly makes 600 strokes per second when in the act of ordi nary flight, that number of strokes causing an advance movement of 25 feet. Our best naturalists say that this can be increased soven-fold. There is a knowing farm horse near Butler, Pa., which lifts the latch, opens the gate, goes to the watering trough, seizes the pump handle in his month, pumps water, drinks and returns to his pasture, closing the gate after him. In round figures, the building done in Chicago during the past year amounts to $54,010,500, as compared with $4773,209 during 1SUU, and $31,516 000 during 1889. This amount represents 11,476 permits, and 230,614 feet of frontage. This, in turn, represents a solid frontage of 54 miles, or over 4 miles In excess of las: year. Electricity has been tried in Sweden for blasting. A deep hole is drilled in the rock and a Jabiochkoff candle is inserted and the current turned on. The intense heat causes the rock to swell atall points, and internal strains crack the whole rock. Holes are best drilled into the solid parts, not. as in blasting, in the seams and soft places. A father will sell his daughter among Unyamwazi, Africa, for one np to ten cows. ALomali asks of a poor wooer from 10 to 20 horses, ofa wealthy one from 100 upward, together with 50 camels and COO sheep. On the other hand, in Uganda lour oxen are sufficient to buy the most perfectly formed village belle, provide six needles and troox of cartridges are thown in. Colonel Le Cauteur, of the Isle of Jer sey, cultivated 150 varieties of wheat on his estates at onetime, and Darwin mentions a French experimenter who had 322 distinct sorts growing at one time. Vilmorin-An-drienxet Cie. seed merchants of Paris, have collected npward of 700 different types of wheat, or more than twice as many as the great Jerssy experimenter. Fireflies have been put and are even to this day applied to some curious uses. In Santo Domingo and other West India islands they are employed for lighting purposes, being conflncd in lanterns, both.for going about the conntrv at night and for the illu mination of dwellings. By attaching one of them to each foot while traveling in the darkness they serve as a guide to the path. The Rancha Came Humana, in Cali fornia, is said to derive its singular name from the fact that a portion of it was once occupied by a tribe of Indians who ate human flesh. Another tradition is, however, that some Spanish explorers who came into the valley just after a terrific battle between tho aborigines found it so strewn with dead and mutilated bodies that they named it ValleCarne Humana, the Valley of Human Flesh. Arecent census of British Guiana shows a population in the colony of about 300,000, of whom 117,000 are East Indian coolies, 5 000 Chinese, 15.000 Portuguese,and20,000negroe. The great increase in the number of Asiatic immigrants into the country, the coolies now forming a third of the whole popula tion, has Been made tliesnnjectorconsider able legislation recently. These coolies are imported, under contract with the British Government to work on the suiar estates, and only remain in the colony a few years. The Japanese art of making miniature landscapes and gardens consists chiefly in starving the plants so as to retard the circu lation of the sap or life-giving juices. Fur guson, who was one among the first of English adventurers to visit China and Japan, mentionf the fact that he sawat Can ton "a boxe about the bignlss of ladyes snnffe-box, which did containe a littyl dirt and sixteen tiny little trees, foure of which wero in full blow, the whole boxe, trees and nil, so small that n man could put them in hys mouth together. The Esquimos wear reindeer skins for clothing. They buy them from the Siberian Chnkchees, who come over to an interna tional fair that is held every summer on Kotzebne Sonnd, just above Bering Strait, on the Alaskan side. For the pelts, seal oil and walrus oil aro exchanged. There is much dancing and feasting on these occa sions, as well as trading. AH the trading is donebvbarter.no sort of money being in circulation. At th"3 fair also many wives are bought. One can purchase a very good article of a wife for $10. Wives among the Esquimaux people are usually bought. Some times the women are consulted. PICKINGS FBOSI PUCK; Hughs It's queer that Marsh, the Phil adelphia defaulting banker, has never been found. Clews-Yes; do you suppose they have look el for him among the tall grass on Chestnut street? Though legal usage does not will That lawyers plead a special gear in. At court 't'ls common fur them still To have a lawsuit to appear in. Handsome Young Sheriff (with an order from the Court) I beg pardon. Miss McFaU, but I have an attachment for you, which, Miss McFall (3 if she's a day) This Is so sud den, Mr. Nippers I But. yes, .dear. Dominie's Wife Edward, the people are talking shamefully about your deception in that last horse trade. Doinlnle (eagcrly)-Dld they say anything about trying me for heresy? It's a verjfhard fact, and there is no use re pining. Though civilized man can not live without din ing." If he couldl What an end to vexation and care! And how soou he would bloom out a full niiUioa alrc. "What a red head that fellow has!" "Yep! I guess Melancholy must have marked him for her roan." Amy Budlong Did you make any New Year's resolutions? Flora Wall Yes. I nave resolved to get married this leap year, or die iu the attempt. "Can you imagine a pea-green elephant?" said Brers, as he rea(J,in the paper of that animal being discovered. Thanks," returned Hennessy; "I don't care IT I do." He called her an angel, but knew not that she. Like the celestial people, wings had grown A most deplorable discovery Till with another she away had flown. Mrs. Greatmann What are you worrying over? Nobody will believe what those papers say, dott that you have boldly sued them for libeL Hon. .Mr. Gresuuinn (despondenUy)-I a'm afraid 1 can' t keep the case from, comlag to trial. A ....u-tteShrtMn" jJ&2z'te&tetJ, JSt. - -.'r-