wzmsmmmzmsmxsM SSoaB 3v?? r - s '-r THE PTTTSBTTRG- DlfePATGH, WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER f 23, 1891. !je Si&fflfft. ESTABLISHED ' FEBRUART 8, ISlS Vol. 48, No. H. Enteral at nttsburg Postofflce November. 1887, as second-class matter. Business Office Corner Smithfield and Diamond Streets. News Rooms and Publishing House 78 and 80 Diamond Street, in New Dispatch Building. EATFKV ADVElrriSINO OFFICE. ROOM 7. TRIBUNE ISUIT.DIXfi. XKWTOHK. where com plete flics orTHE DISPATCH can alwavsho found. Foreign advertisers appreciate tho convenience. Bona advertiser and friends of THE DISPATCH, while In New York, are.also made welcome. THE D1SPA TCB ft rtauiny lvnn fait at Brcntnnn'r, r Unwn Sfvnre. JVw lark, and 1? Ave rteVOpera. Pant. Fran. Khrrr anytmt ichn ha been dwaj povntrd at a hntel neirg slant can retain it. TERMS OF THE DISPATCH. rOKTCr. TT.EF. IX TOE CTCITED STATES. J1A1I.T Dispatch. One Year f 00 Dailt Dispatch. rerQuarter. 100 Dailt Dispatch. One Month 70 Daily Dispatch. Including Sundav. 1 rear.. 10 OH Daily DirvrcH. Including Sunday, Sm'ths. 2 50 DAtLYlIsrTrII. Including Sunday, 1 m'th.. SO Sumi or DisrATCH.'One Year ISO Weekly Dispatch. One Year. 1 THEDAiLYDispATCnU delivered by carriers at V cents per week, or, including Sunday Edition, at 20 cents per n cck. PITTSBLnG. WEDNESDAY. DEC. 1. lSDl. TWELVE PAGES A TAKE BUY-s A E VT. The mortality returns have not yet begun to come in from the insufficient ac commodations upon our traction cars, both cable and electric, but all signs fail if they do not show up in alarming proportion be fore the winter is over. One might sup pose that cars run every five minutes or so would do for Pittsburg traffic; yet so far from such being the case it is now true that during the husier parts of the day as many people have to hang from the 1 straps as find scats. All the time during the long ride from the Old City to the resi dence Miburbs, the passengers are either toasted by a hot stove in front, or chilled hv breezes through the invariable open door in the rear, or, as is often the case, botli processes go on simultaneously. We are not inclined to judge the traction companies too harshly for all this up to the present They are a new institution. The demands upon them have suddenly sprang into such enormous proportions as could not have readily been foreseen. But henceforth the pubi'c will hold them to much stricter responsibility for their service. They have enormously valuable franchises, as their great excess of profita ble capitalization above cost sufficiently shows, and the first requisite of tolerable service is that they furnish seats for all passengers The convenient straps may answer for an emergency season; but as rcsular accommodation, the bestnatured people in the world would quickly sour on them. There must he more frequent cars durins the rush. Passengers cannot be packed Intogetherlikesardinesfora three, four, five or six-mile ride. The simple device of hansing out a placard when full, and allowing the car to go straight on its journey, will prevent overcrowding. The other and dangerous nuisance of keeping the doers of the cars open on passengers,under the pretense that conductors have to call the streets, can be readily obviated by a simple device which, worked Tiy the con ductor from the rear platform, can exhibit within the car the name of each street as the street is approached. It is none too early to enforce attention to the matters. The traction companies must have regard to the comfort and health of their patrons. It will cost them a little money perhaps also some trouble at the start but in the end it will work to their benefit, as the better their service the more thickly and profitably will be settled the territory through which they run. If the traction companies do not them selves take the matter in hand, public opinion will soon compel Councils to estab lish by ordinance the necessary provisions. PROFESSIONAL ETHICS. A highly sensational libel casevres yes terday finished in the London courts by Sir Charles Russell, counsel for the plain tiff, publicly 'withdrawing upon being pri vately convinced that his client was press ing a bogus claim. To those 'who permit themselves to doubt as to the duty of a lawyer when he Is certain his client's claims are false or unjust, the example of Sir Charles should be instructive. It is not much the custom of our lawyers to withdraw from cases once undertaken, yet that method has its advantages for the lawyer who occasionally adopts it It im presses jurors and the public with a belief in the honesty of the advocate who will abandon rather than press a groundless suit Of course the skeptical will say that Sir Charles felt pretty sure of defeat when he abandoned his client's cause, but that is merely imputing an unworthy motive. The idea should rather be promulgated as the true standard of professional ethics that every lawyer, respecting himself and the court, should do as Sir Charles did when he discovers he has been led into unworthy and discreditable litigation. FOES OF NATIONAL BANKS. The meeting of Congress produces from ultra-Democratic and Fanners' Alliance statesmen the usual grist of measures to abolish national banks. At present these measures are decidedly supererogatory. If there is no further legislation that feature of the national hank system objected to hy this class namely, the issue of circu lating notes on the security of Govern ment honds will gradually abolish itself by the retirement of Government bonds. The national bank circulation is now about one-third of its volume a decade and a half ago, and the same process will ex tinguish the circulation entirely if kept up. A large class of people know the effect of the national hanking system on com merce at large and wish to retain it or its equivalent The s-stem was established to help float the Government in the time of war. Experience in the 23 years of peace, however, has proved that lis value as a mainstay to business is greater than its aid to the finances of a struggling Govern ment The great strength of the national hanking system is: first, to its demo cratic organization, for while the ignorant represent it as a centralized organization, one bank is really as independent of an other as a drygoods merchant of his com petitor; second, the solvency and stability secured by the national banking law and the supervision established under It Statistics show that under this system for twenty-nine years not more than Zi per cent of the national banks have become Insolvent while the loss to creditors of the entire system has averaged only one twentieth of one per cent of the total lia bilities. The banks which have failed during the existence of the system have paid So creditors 74.17 per cent and during the past few years 90.65 per cent So long as the system can show results like this It affords the best justification for those in favor of extending its life and providing other securities to continue its circulation. But it is to be remembered, in view of the presence of an clement that desires its abolition, that the strength of the national banking cause lies in the integrity of the supervision maintained by the Government and the honesty of the management of the banks themselves. If politi cal comptrollers and examiners make the supervision lax or partial, or one man control of the banks brings them to wreck, the argument for the maintenance of the system is destroyed. This fact has great weight in view of the disclosures of the past year, in which managers of na tional banks have wiped out their assets, while the process could have been arrested much earlier by an energetic and vigilant Comptroller of the Currency. Unless this fault is sharply amended supporters of the national banks will have little to say in reply to their assailants. In short, the most dangerous enemies of the national banking system are not the Peffers and Simpsons, who openly attack it, but the Marshes, Lucases, and, there is too much reason to believe, the Laccys, who undermine by rascality within and negligence in supervision over it RESULTS OF RECIPROCITY. The efforts of the opposition to belittle the policy of reciprocity are reduced to the value of burned gunpowder by the statistics of trade between this country and those with which reciprocity has been nego tiated. Official returns show that during the five months following the negotiation of the agreement with Brazil the exports of the United States to that country in creased 51,169,592 over the same period last year, or at the rate of nearly$3,OO0,000 per annum. In two months the exports of seventeen classes of merchandise af fected by the Spanish treaty governing Cuba and Puerto Rico increased 5620,876, or at the rate of 53,600,000 per annum. This is exclusive of flour, on which the re duction of duties does not go into effect until January L The magnitude of that change may be judged from the facts that it will decrease the cost of American flour in Havana nearly 4 75 per barrel, and that orders have been placed in Baltimore for the exportation of 300,000 barrels to the Spanish West Indies immediately after January L By these figures it is shown that, while the effects of the reciprocity policy are only just beginning to make them selves felt, a material increase in our trade with Southern and Central America has already made itself apparent The showing leaves no doubt that the policy of encouraging the exchange of our products with those of the Southern countries that we cannot produce, will result in a mag nificent enlargement of American com merce. THE COMBINATION FLN. The action of the Central Traffic Asso ciation in arbitrarily advancing the classi fication of bottles in less than carload lots is an example of the methods now pre vailing in the establishment of railway rates. The old classification of this freight must have been based on justice and rea son, for that has been the assertion on w hich this association has based its right to exist for five years past It has claimed credit for its careful and equitable adjust ment of rates, in force with satisfactory results for a number of years. But now that classification is changed without warning, and, so far, without even a pre tense of assigning a valid reason. The re sult is that trade from the factories in less than carload lots is in cril of extinction. Of course it does not take much shrewd ness to guess that the change was inspired by some interest which seeks to make the buyers of less than carloads pay tribute to the large purchasers who get the benefit of the carload rate instead of ordering di rect from factories. But whatever the ex planation, it is a fresh commentary on the system of fixing rates by combination or der instead of by the officials of the rail roads interested in the development of the traffic THE QUESTION OX OUR SIDE. Andrew Carnegie has given a new fillip to a familiar subject by writing to a Cana dian who tried to interest him in a manu facturing project that "when the foreign colony of Canada recognizes its destiny and becomes a part of the American Union, it will be time enough to consider the investment of capital there by Ameri cans. This natural union of the English speaking people of the American conti nent would double the value of everything in Canada, including the men of Canada." This radical expression was to be expected from the author of "Triumph ant Democracy." Possibly, too, the opin ion will find an echo in the private con viction of a large clement of the Canadian people. Many thinking men in Canada, while not ready to take the attitude of annexationists, are wont in private to state their belief that the union of Canada to the United States will come when this country wishes it But the question is still a live one whether the United States really wishes Canada under the circum stances which must prevail in the union. Everyone recognizes that Canada pre sents a better basis for consolidation and annexation than any other acquisition the United States could make. The addi tion to our territory of countries to the south peopled by an alien race hardly to be assimilated with our institutions has little attraction for thoughtful citizens. But Canada is mainly peopled by a race closely akin to ours. Her institutions trace their origin to the same source, and the majority of her population speak the same language. There would be better hope of real assimilation in the Canadian acquisition than in any other project of territorial expansion. But nevertheless there are aspects of the case which, if the United States Government were offered the free possession of Canada, call for careful consideration before acceptance. One has been suggested by Canadian commentators which, while seemingly of slight value in such a connection, may have great weight in determining the ac tion of this Government Are the poli ticians of either party in the United States willing to take the chances of add ing an enormous vote to our suf frage without the slightest knowledge of how that vote will be cast? If the bulk of the Canadian vote went to one party or the other, the supremacy of that party would be overwhelming. It is history that the effect on national politics of the creation of new States has for many years been the controlling motive in the admission of the territories; But in this case neither the divisions, of Canadian politics nor the expressions of Canadian opinion afford any basis for judgment as to which side the Canadian people would take in our politics. When actually con fronted with this great leap In the dark will either party have the courage to take It? If it should be taken, what a competi tion there would be among the highest bidders in American politicians for the Canadian vote!- . If Canada should ever offer herself to the United States there are other points of tho acquisition calculated to make us pause. The Dominion has a debt, not created like ours by a1 struggle for national unity, but which has steadily grown in times of peace by lavish subsidies to favored corporations to a total greater in proportion to population than the debt of the United States. As an adjunct to that' feature Canadian -politics present a pitfture of the appar ently invincible rule of corporate control which casts in the shade our palm iest efforts in that line. Equally serious is the fact that the most difficult problem in Canadian politics for the past half century has been jthe control of one of its chief provinces by a race which, from the ear liest settlement of the country, has main tained a stubborn and invincible loyalty to the French language and customs of the eighteenth century; whose sympathies are not with the New World but with the France of the Old, and whose political aims are the maintenance of French lan guage and forms in the law and the union of Church and State. Do the United States wish to assume that debt, to add that element of corporate supremacy to its already great burden of that class, and to undertake the fusion of a race which has resisted Anglo-Saxon assimilation for a century and a half? This is -a, grave question. While enthu siastic believers in manifest destiny like Mr". Carnegie may deem it insufficient to arrest the march of the Republic to Conti nental control, it is not indiscreet to inti mate to Canada that she must work out the solution of these problems for herself before she can be adjudged worthy of matriculation into the Union. We are glad to learn that the Senate got itself safely adjourned on Monday. Just thihk of the national Strain if the Senate should follow tlio French example and re solve itself into perpetual session through the absence of anyone to adjourn itl The appearance of Congressman Robinson as a candidate lor tne United States Sena torship adds another to the evidences of tne wide scope of that gentleman's abilities to hold, or seek to hold, numerous positions. The last time The Dispatch counted up the score Governor Hill was in the lead; but now that Mr. Robinson proposes to add to his bagot State Senator, Congressman and Pres ident of the State League, the positions of delegate to the National Convention and United States Senator he leaves the New York pluralist far in the rear. It is not jet stated whether Robinson will try to sit in the Senate and House of Representatives at the same time; but as he is not enough of a Senatorial candidate to hurt anything a so lution to that problem need not be pressed. The English society lady who sold her own pearls and. then accused another so ciety lady of stealing them has been success ful in demonstrating her ability to eclipse the previous and rather monotonous scan dals of the English at istocracy. Senatoe Quay's 'resolution looking toward the acquisition of the Northern States of Mexico by the United States is being sharply criticised in some quarters, and not entirely without foundation. The people of the United States may understand that such a resolution is intended only for political or mining stock advertising pur poses: out the people or Mexico, who are especially sensitive on the preservation or their territory, may not take it in that ay. If the Mexicans should learn of the Senator's acquisition it may cost the State Depai ftaent a good deal of tiouble to preserve the Jriendly relations desirable for the ex tension of trade. Ma Reed is reported to have replied to a fellow member who said there was a new deal in the House, "Yes, all deuces and trays." The ex -Speaker omitted to add that it was also a deal in which the joker does not take every trick. Mr. Stanford, having been sworn in, proceeds to introduce a bill "to provide the Government with means sufficient to supply the it ant of a sound circulating medium." This indicates the many mlllioned Senator's belief that the Government does not now supply a sound circulating medium; in which case It is pertinent to say that if there is any unsoundness it is because Senator Stanford andhis friends have loaded the Treasury nith stacks of silver. It will be interesting to wait for the full text of the bill and see what the Stanford idea of a sound circulating medium is when he is hunting a Presidential nomination. Governor Pattison and Governor Russell have both qualified as marksmen in the National Guard. Are we to take this as typical of their hopes to hit the Presideutal target in the ouira eyoi It is a mitigation that the lottery wing of the Louisiana Democracy U trying to dis avow the ownership by that gambling con cern of the organization. The Democratic leaders point to the absence of any resolu tion indorsing the scheme from their plat form, and even claim that their two leading candidates are anti-lottery men. This con veys the comforting assurance that there is a popular feeling against the lottery which even the lottery men must try to hoodwink. The Congressional funeral by its ostenta tion, extravagance and incongruity is fur nishing the strongest arguments for its own abolition. The driver of a pie wagon in Chicago the other day drove in the road of a United States mill wagon and ansnered tbe re quests of the latter's driver to get out or the way with derisive prolauity. Now he is con fronted with a fine or $50 and costs for ob structing the malls. The American pie is powerful, but it has got to yield tbe road to the expedition of the malls. A naturally dark day in Pittsburg only emphasizes the fact that It is not much Caiker than a bright day with the smoke added. THE statement that a Chinese Commis sioner has arrived in this country to investi gate the possibilities of a Chinese exhibit at Chicago, Indicates that the former report of a decision by the Chinese Government not to make an exhibit on account of the legis lation against Chinamen, wan another effort of the international fake factory. The last Chilean war rumor abandons the mob story completely, and starts on an entirely new line. Variety Is the spice of lire. The plaintiff in a Connecticut lawsuit got np the other morning at half-past three to diive 11 miles to court and got tlierj in time to learn that he was non-suited for fall ing to appear when his case was called. The Connecticut roads must rival the system of Pennsylvania in the diligence with which they have not been made and cared for. Destitute Hebrews Detained. New York, Dec. 2i Seventy Russian He brews, who urrit o l on the French steamship La Gascone, are detained at the barge office because they are destitute. They came from Paii, where the Hebrew Society had been caring for them lor several months. The society originally intended to send them to the Argentine Republic, bnt learn ing that the Russian emigrants who had gone there Were not getting on, it was de cided to ship them to this port. They will probabl r be sen t back. Comedians Gathered Together. A number of America's most prominent actors will be under tho same roof this afternoon. Joseph Jefferson, Jf at Goodwin an8 Louis James, with several other pro fessional lights, have engaged boxes ror the matinee performance of Stuart Bobiou in "She Stoop jo Conquer." LIVE WASHINGTON WAIFS. WXsHrjfGTOir, D. a, Dec. 22. The Sec retary or State has received a dispatch from the United States, Consul at Laredo, saying that Captain "Hardee. Third Cavalry, and his troop, together with n United States Marshal, were surrounded near Ft. Mackin tosh, Texas.'by a largejiody of Mexican in surgents under GaTza.'Xp details are given, and it is not stated what .followed the action of tho insurgents. It is therefore not known whether the Americans are at liberty or still prisoners. The matter was referred to the War Department. A telegram of in quiry was sent to General Stanley, com manding the department of Texas, and a reply was received saying that ho ordered troops to the scene of the reported trouble and would report later in the dav. Army officials do not attach' mneh significance to the consul's telegram. They think he was deceived by a rumor of trouble that had little foundation in fact. The conversion of trade dollar bullion into standard silver dollars was completed to-day. The ccinage of standard silver dol lars is therefore at an end unless a change shall be made in the policy of the Treasury Department through Congressional enact ment or otherwise. Mr. Leach, Director of the Minf, said to-day that while he was not authorized to speak of the future silver pol icy or the department, there is scarcely any doubt that tho coinage of standard silver dollars will he continued at tho San Fran cisco and Carson City mints in amounts suf ficient to meet the necessities of the service. He estimated this at $100,000 a month for each mint. ACTING SECRETARY CnANDLER has reversed the i.ctlon of the Commissioner of the General Land Office in rejecting list No. lof indemnity school selections of about 2.600 acres made by the State of South Dakota upon the gronnd that the selections are not made within the limits of the land district in which the losses occur. The Acting Secretary holds that the exnres pur pose of the act of February 28, 1891. was to remove the restriction requiring lands se lected to be within the same district, and hn therefore directs that the list he submitted for approval. Senator Chandler to-day introduced a bill to amend the act to regulate the car Tinge of passengers at sea, so as to provide that in future it shall be unlawful for any steamship company to bring passengers from any foreign country unless suitable accommodations for the comfort of the pas sengers have been provided. First Assistant Postmaster Gen eral Whitfield has received information that during the last several weeks the post master at Baird, Calahan county, Texas, has kept a Confederate flag floating over his office. While hardly crediting the leport, General Whitfield has written the post master for the facts in the case, and an ex planation of the facts as reported. Acting Secretary Spatjlding to-day directed tbe institution of condemnation proceedings at Minneapolis in the case of the two paintings imported by Colonel Gross, of Minneapolis, and seized as illegal importations. The question, therefoie, will be determined by the court, instead of by the Treasury Department. After the Cabinet meeting to-day Sec retary Blaine said there wero no new devel opments in the Chilean affair. The contract for the construction of the pnblic building at Lansing, Mich., has been awarded to N. M. Bassett, of Austin, 111., at $68,357. A very important discovery has been re ported to the Bureau of American Repub lics. A mine of coal of very fair quality for steaming purposes has been found by acci dent in the Straits of Magellan. Signor Fossetti, the captain of an Italian steamer, was compelled to anchor in Bhagna Bay, to make some repairs, and while there he dis covered coal very near the surface. Reaching Yalparaii-o-he sent a corps of exDcrts to the scene of the discovery in a steam launch, who found that the coal was not only abund ant, hut of excellent quality. The Impor tance of the discovery to the commerce of the world can onljsbe, appreciated -when it is considered that "all steamers parsing through tbe Straits of Magellan are required to coal there, and that the snpplv has, here tofore, been brought from Cardiff, Wales. - "" -A Mrs. J. Ellen Foster, of Iowa, the celebiated temperance advocate, attended the Plumb obsequies at the Senate Chamber yesterday. She laid aside her fur cpat, and, when the ceremonies were concluded, walked down to the gallery railing to obtain a closer view of the distinguished assembly upon the floor of the Senate, When she re turned she discovered that her pocketbook. Containing over $100 and a diamond cross valued at $1, COO, lmd been pilfeied from her coat. No clew has been discovered to tho perpetrator of the villainy, and no such out rage everbefore occurred in the Senate upon such nn occasion. No persons weie admitted to the galleries except upon cards from Senators, and it was presumed, of course, that only ladies and gentlemen of standing were ia the vicinity. IT TOOK OFF HIS HAIS. The Grip Has a Peculiar Effect Upon an Indian Van. Fbakklis. Ind., Dec. 22. This morning, Frank Smiley, who up to a year ago was in business here and who now resides in In dianapolis, dropped into town. No one knew him. The Frank Smiley whom every one knew had a full beard nnd mustache, and had a thick growth of hair. The ap parent stranger who came to-day had an en tirely bald head, smooth face, no eyelashes or eyebrows. He told this story: "Not long ago I had a severe attack of la grippe. Sir head roared constantly. One morning, while at the din ner table, I noticed that some hairs had fallen into my plate. Ipntmy hand to my mustache and it fell off in bunches. I next out mv hand to inv head and mv hair fell out in the same way. I nent to a barber and he rubbed a solution on my head, but in stead of helping it he rubbed every remain ing hair off. My beard, eyelashes and eye brows came out in'tho same manner, and I have not had a shave since. But my head ache has left me, and I never felt better in my life." The United States Act The Fashion. St. Louis Globe-Dem e -at. In reciprocity treaties the United States has sot the fashion tor the world. Europe is doing something in that line now, but not on so large a scale as this country. PEOPLE EVERYBODY KJWS. Mr. James Gordon Bennett is a guest of Prince Bismarck at Freidericus rube. Colonel David B. Sickles, late United States Minister to Siam, is going about this country on a lecture tour. Ex-Senator Edmunds, who is making a short stay in Washington, says he has been promoted from politics to private life. The three men most sought in Washing ton are said to be Catchings, Montgomery and O'Ferrall who engineered Crisp's cam paign. Fanny Davenport, the actress, is con fined to her room, in Detroit, with rheuma tism and her company went on without her to Buffalo. Prof. Simon Newcomb is making ar rangements tor the publication of a forecast of the positions of the planets in the heav ens for the next century. The venerable 'Archbishop Kenrick is seriously ill. He has been suffering ever since the celebrating of his jubilee several weeks ago and seems to be growing worse. Lyman J. Gage, President of the First National Bank, of Chicago, mid tho first President of the Board ofDirectoisoftho World's Columbian Exposition, is seriously The Duke of Devonshire, who died" at HolKer Hall, Miliiethorpe, Monday night, owned 193,000 acres of land, lying )n fourteen counties. The tent roll of his estate amounts to over 170,000 pounds per year. f Secretary Elkins, who is in New York City, was Informed of his confirmation by the Senate, yesterday afternoon, by a telegram from the President. As he has ar ranged to spend the Christmas holidays with his family, at Elkins, West Virginia, it is supposed he will not assume his now duties until New Years Day. or soon after. ONE WAT TO EVADE THE LAW. A Railroad Company, to Avoid Litigation, Retires From a Lucrative Field. ' Toledo, Dec. 22. fifprefat The recent dis aster on the Lakojshore in this "city, by which lOpefsOnVwere fatally cooked, is the cause of n bitter 'feud between the Lake Shore and Flint and Pero Marquetto roads. The accident was caused by an F. and F. M. engine crashing into the rear of an east bound Lake Shore passenger. Beside the dead 30 w ere badly scalded and maimed. The F. and P. M.'s southern terminus was Toledo. It ran Into the city from Montoe, Mich., on the Lake Shore tracks, under that com pany's running order?. There is a tunnel halt a mile from the depot, andafterpassing through it the Luke Shore train stopped. The tunnel was full of smoke so the engin eer could not see tin ongh it, and his engine dashed into the tear coach befoie it could be stopped. Although the Coroner hasnotyetrendered his decision, four suits, aggregating $100,000, have been commenced, naming both the roads as defendants. Service was gotten by the Sheriff last night upon the Lake Shore, but when he came to summon the F. and P. M. to-day not an official or employe could' bo found in the. city, or even the State. Every one who was even remotely connacfect.with the load was summarily discharged last night. Not nn F. and P. SI. ticket can be bought at any ot the offices. In thus aban doning its vast Toledo interests the Lake Shore loses 26.0C0 carloads of freight peryear, beslde.the passenger traffic of tho saelnaw Valley and Northern Michigan. The F. and P. M.'s future terminals will be Monroe and Detroit, and its onsiness will he turned over to the Lake Shore. DALZELL- OR ROBINSON. It seems to be generally understood in the West tlrnt Magee is now helping Dalzell in his Senatorial fight to keep down any new opponents ot Quay. HarrUburg Patriot. Congressman Jack Robinson announces himself a candidate for United States Sena tor. The more the merrier. The year 1S92 is going to be a great one for all-around poli tics. Harrisbvrg Telegraph. The members of the Legislature who will do the voting will not bo elected until next fall, but in the meantime there will he a good deal of Chinese pyrotechnics on the part of Robinson and Dalzell, while Quay will fish in Florida. Johrulown Tribune. Dalzell has firmly announced his candi dacy for the Senate and Quay may be re gerdedasin the field, although be says he is not a candidate. There will he lively times in Allegheny, but the Dalzell boom is too thin to cover the State Scranton Repub lican. Congressman Dalzell having announced his candidacy for the United. States Senate, it was one of the most natural things in the world for Congressman Jack Robinson, of the Delaware-Chester district, to announce bis candidacy for the same position. Mead viUe Tribune. Mr. Dalzell's candidacy is distinctly anti Quay, and he will be supported by those who hold the view that Senator Quay ought not to bo returned. With "Jack" Robinson in the field the contest becomes triangular, and several counties are yet to be heard from Erie Dispatch. .. Congressman Dalzell has announced that he is in the race for the caucus nomination and now Congressman Jack Robinson de clares himself an aspirant for the honorable office. Each of these is a political fighter who never cries "Hold, enough!" What will the outcome 'bctChambertburg Spirit. Congressman Dalzell announces his "will ineness" to accept the distinguished honor, and now it is reported that Congressman "Jack" Robinson, who fought so hard to defeat Dalzell in the race, for tbe League Presldencv, will buckle on his armor and confront his old foe again. WiUiamsport Gazette. A Sure War to Enjoy Christmas. Detroit Free Press. '. One of the surest ways in whioh to enjoy this Christmas season istoseetbat others en Joy it. A Christmas Present For Chile. Chicago Tribune. It is barely possible that Uncle Sam's Christmas present to Chile may be a nice fat, Juicy ultimatum. DEATHS HERE AND ELSEWHERE. Mrs. Dr. John Andrews. "Word was received at Steubenville Mon day morning of the death of Mrs. Dr. John An-i drews at her home near Columbus, agcl 87 years I Her mother. Mrs. Lord, wan a remarkable woman, and her daughter largely Inherited her qualities. Over 60 years ago she was married to Dr. John An drews, President of the Jefferson branch of the Bank or Ohio. Hearterward became President of the Hate Bank of Ohio, and as such removed to i;oiumoi"s. salmon i'. (jnasc secretary or war, urged on Dr. Andrews the position of Comptroller of the Currency, and both Chae and htantnn turned to Mr. Andrews for financial advice, as do members of the Cabinet to John Sherman to day. Seven children were born to the couple, but only three survive. One is Abner L. Andrews, formerly Secretary to Governor, then President Hayes. John Davles, Mining Expert. John Davies, one of the best known min ing experts in the West, died In Chicago Monday night of pneumonia. Mr. Davles had made and lost several fortunes in Colorado ana California, and died almost penniless. He was the original owner orthe Little Chief 'mine, near Leadville. which he sold some ten years ago for $300,000. It was afterward sold again for (,,000,000. There is not a miner In the West who has not heard of the great poker game at Leadville. in which Davies got up from the table $30,000 loser. The next night lie sat down and not onir recovered his losses but won 30.000on top of it. He gave large sums of money to charitable societies. John McLaughlin. John McLaughlin, aged 54 years, died of Brlght's disease at his home In Hollldavsbnrg yes terday. He was an officer in the army that quelled the Mormon Rebellion in Utah lnlS57; prospected in California, and was a contractor In the building of the Northern Pacific Railroad during the Civil War. He was a member of a construction corps and built orirtges and forts for the Union forces In Tennessee. He leaves a wife and six children. Karon Wedel Yarlsbary. Oscar, Baron AVedel Yarlsbury, of Chris tiana, Norway, died in a barn at Albert Lea, Minn., Monday. He was a young man and was known there as Oscar WedeL A few daya ago came Information of the death of his father and his own succession to the barony. "A remittance of S5, COO accompanied the letter. The new baron at onie went on a spree, which ended In his death. Prof". C. Wilbur, Geologist. Prof. C. "Wilbur, the well-known geolo gist and mine expert, died In Aurora, 111., Monday night, in his 63d year. Prof. Wilbur was a geolo gist of considerable eminence. HeVas a graduate ofWilllams College anil a classmate of the late President James A. Garfield. He was also a pro fessor in Hiram College. Elizabeth Hamilton Wallace. Elizabeth Hamilton Wallace, wife of Dr. T. C. Wallace, died or typhoid fever yesterday morning at her home In Allegheny. Mie was very prominent in church and charity work; was the mother of Itcv. Edwin 8. Wallace, of Aberdeen. S.D., and Dr. W. A. Wallace, of Callery Junction. A'exnniler Dempster, Jr. Alexander Dempster, Jr., a promising son of the President of the Pittsburg Coal Com pany, died at the residence of his father at Euclid and btanion avenues, -.esteruav afternoon, after a brief illness. He was In his 18th jear. Funeral services will beheld at 2 o'clock to-morrow after noon. Obituary Notes. Bishop Frem-el, the notc.1 clerical leader in the French Chamber of Deputies, is dead. , Matuus Sciicck; one of the oldest residents of MlHin township, died last night In his 71st year. Mcs. Captain- 'William M. Jordajt died at her homclnMt. Pleasant yesterday e enlng. Funeral to-morrow. Mitchell Lapailla, a veteran of 'two wars ami an old steamboat 'mate. d)ed at the Louisville City Hospital yesterday morning. He. was well known In the South. District Foreman D. II. Pew, of the South western PenusylranU pipe lines at "Washington, Pa., died very unexrx ctedly or pneumonia yester day morning. Sir. Pew was well known through out all the oil fields. Rev. William Addv. D.D., pastor orthePres bi lerian Church at Marietta. O.. for a years past, and oue of the most eminent divines of the denom ination In the state, died last night from the effects of the grip, aged 65 years. John C. West, one of the best known G. A. B. men .In Untontown, died there Monday night of nervous prostration, aged 00 years. The deceased was a member of the ambulance corps of the Army ot the Potomac, and was Its second lieutenant. Dr. Henky ScnoENE died at hls'home, in Zanes vllle, Sunday, aged 63. He was a learned man In every sense, but made his fortune as a manufact urer of patent medicines. He made two dying re-questa-that no obituary be printed and that his luneral should be strictly private and without re ligious ceremony. HOLIDAY TOKENS. Duplicated Christmas- Presents Returned for Value Received -Dr. Ki'iig Gives a Coming Oat Ball for His Daughter at 4 the Dnquesne Club-Chit Chit- There's a certain ominous card makes its appcarance.in some of the shops at Xmas time which reads thus: : no : : HOLIDAY GOODS j : exchanged. : And which affects the spirits of women shoppers as disastrously as does a month's attack of the grip. The unsophisticated, who onIy know holiday "goods by a shop window view, explained this to themselves long ago as referring to the return of goods by the dissatisfied shopper, who mar have bougbt them in holiday time. A remark dropped by the usnallv- discreet vonng woman nt the ribbon counter or a draper and haberdashers establishment, cleared the mists awav fiom. the understanding of a masculine ignoramus. "Do yon know," she said to a customer in that undertone which is the established coin 'current hsed in the interchange of knowledge between two femi nine ladies. Mrs brought in the loveliest burnished diessing case she had got for Christmas and wanted me to give Iter some thing else because she had already two others. Thank goodness, it wasn't bought here, so I didn't nave to refuse her out and out. All the same, lots of that will be done before these blessed holidays are over, as wo don't Intend to make an exchange under any circumstances. Don't you think that woman was inahnrry? Four days before Christmas! A little circumlocution and several dollars spent, for ribbons, which the puichaseris now wondering to. what use he will put them, revealed a phase of the Christmas season that is as novel as it is general, u ".Not a bit of it," said tbe young lady, ora torically. "It isn't people's own purchases that they return: its duplicated Chtistmas presents that thev have received fiom iriends. .Either they don't like the gift, or they bave already a similar present given bv some one else. You can see forvourself that a person with u large circle of friends is sure to find herself my knowledge refers to women In the possession on Christmas morning of half a dozen things exactly the came. Evidently she doen!t care a particle for the friendly sentiment in tho matter: in fact I don't think sentiment enters into the mind often of the women of to-day. She looks at tilings from a thoroughly utilitarian point or view, and, accordingly, without a bit of remorse, returns Jthe selection of her friend to the store it came from and gets its value In something else. There's not a day passes now we don't have inquiries as to whether articles havo'been bought hereof not." "I don't remember," said the young lady, "excepting- on- one occasion, of a man ever letnrning a Christmas pres ent. His head was as bald as his face was bare, and it hud never raised a hair In its life. He had received a shaving set as a Christmas present, and as it had come from a very dignified old friend, he conjectured that here had been a mistake. Our mark was on It, and he came, looking rather shameful, to ask to have it replaced. I didn't change it either, but, instead, worked on the old man's vanity and expec tations so that he bought several other things. Among them was a pair or curling tongs for his musfache, wuicb, 1 assured him, was evidently in a state of incipiency." Miss Nina King, daughter of Dr. C B. King, one of the prominent medical practi tioners of Allegheny, was introdnced -to society last night under the chaperonage of her father, and her sister, Mrs. Thomas Bakewell. The Duquesne Club was chosen as most suitable for the blossoming forth of this charmlngyoungbud. .The ball room was prepared for her coming with evergreens and the seasonable holly. A private dining room was also decorated handsomely; on the table, which was not concealed by any cloth, was a vase of roses resting in ferns and bordered with holly. The decorations were by A. M. and J. B. Murdoch, and were" tastefully arranged. Though debutantes hnve been the recipients ol many dinners, dances and theater parties, the ball for Miss King last night was the first formal introduction of a debutante this season. Societv was largely represented in spite of the bad " eather. A guest of honor at tbe ball was Miss Louise Dowey, of Connecticut, a school friend of the young lady, who thus successfully made her bow to Pittsburg's polite world. The brilliant dressing observable at Pitts burg functions oDtnined tor a great degree in the Assembly Hall, in which was to be louna tup most representative people or society. Miss King was attired m an im ported white gown made a la mode and adorned with looping of lilies of the valley. Her friend, 3Iis Dewev, a decided iblonde, wore white China silk. Mrs. Bake well wore a handsome white evening toilet. Elaborate black gowns of much elegance marked u little group of matrons, Including Mrs. Stewart Johnson, Mrs. King, Mrs. Mur doch, Mrs. Cowan and Mrs. Kennedy. Miss Buth Bailey wore a daintv toilette of pink. Miss Stella Hays wore white satin. Miss Julia Watson's gown was an extremely pretty one, green being the shade of tbe silk and admirably suited to this voung lady, who is proving herself a belle of tbe season. The Misses Oliver were attired in pretty coming-out dresses: the one in pink and tbe other in green. Charles Donnelly, Treasurer of the Roselia Foundling Asylum, makes the fol lowing request: "As the Christmas season approaches, and the hearts of many are gladdened bv the reception of beautiful gifts expressive of tender love and kind re membrance, lot us not fonret thoso helpless orphans sheltered in tbe Roselia Foundling Asvlum and Maternity Hosnital. This in stitution is wholly dependent upon the pulv lie. Contributions, no matter how small, will be gratefully received at the asvlum. corner of Cliff and Gum streets, and will largely aid In making the little ones com fortable and happy. Social Chatter. The second of the Pittsburg cotillon series at the club theater on Monday evening. The.managin" committee is Mr. Robinnn, Mr. Forsyth. Mr. Frank Willock and Mr. Slnger.and the patronesses are: Mrs. George Jones, Mrs, Alexander Lnughlin. Jr., Mrs. John S. Dickson, Mrs. W. R. Sewoll, Mrs. Joseph O. Home, Mrs. Henrv R. Rea, Mrs. William Walter Willock, Mrs. Frank P. Spronl, Mrs. B. F. .lone. Mrs. A. E. W. I'nlnter, Mrs. jiarK w. watson, .Mr'. Henry W. Oliver. Jr., Mrs. William H. Singer, Mr. Park Painter. Mrs. Georgo T.Robinon. Mrs. AMert H. Chllds. Mrs. William H. Forsyth, Mrs. Walter I McClintock. Mrs. John n. Ricketson, Mrs. James B.Oliver. Mrs. James Laiighlin. Jr.. Mrs. John S. Hi yes. Mrs. William Rorroctor, Mrs Georgo Edward Painter and Mrs. James Wood. The second of the three dances at th" Lin den Club is on Friday evening (New Year's night), with these societv women ns patron esses:, airs. i. x.rneti6 ccnwanz. .nrs. nenry M. Ballov. Mrs. Joseph R. WoodwWl. Mrs. Geor"0 W. DM worth. Mrs. James W. Brown, Mr-". William N. Frew. Mrs. William Scott, Mrs. Henrv L. Biighmim, Mrs. W. Howard Nimick, Mrs. James M. Sciioonmaker. It will be the holiday cotillon and likely to be the largest and most brilliant of tho series. Jtnxilo from the demand for tickets at Mellnr & Hoene's music storp yesrerday, it is evident that Old City Hall will he well Tvitrnnizccuit the nresentation of "Messiah" next Thursday evening. The concert prom ises to be a success and the occasion nngnrn nnotber laurel in the wreath or the Mozart Club. A PAr.TV of young ladies and men who were "Miss Stella Hav's guests, nt a dinner given hvherat the Pittsburg Club for Miss Juliu Watson, afterward attended the ball at tbe Duquesno Club. The third dance of the Orinda Cotillon at tbe Linden Clubhouse on next Tnesday night. The dates of the remaining dances will be declared on that evening. Master Ashley CnALFAXT, of Moorewood street, 1ms issued invitations for an even ing pnrtv, in honor of his birthday, pn De cember3l. Miss Louise Frederick-, of Chicora, will to the guest ot Mbs Annie Fielding during the holidays. The Alhambra Club dances nt tbe Monon gahela House on Christmas night. A bowliso match comes off at the Linden Club on Monday evening next. The Allegheny Club dances this week at the Mononguliela House. COUKTBT GIELS HURT COOKS. They Got Lost In the Woods and Sat on a LoiMany Hiram Clabksbbro, W. Va Dec. 22. A crowd of lively Preston county girls, daughters of prominent citizens, got up a "hen" coon hunting party this week and started out with four dogs, two guns, two axes and a wagon load or provisions, promising to cap ture every coon in the county. They did not return by night, and their parents, becoming alarmed, organized a searching party and had to beat the woods until midday Thursday, when they found them all sitting on a log crying. They got lost an hour after their start, were out of food, and had not captured even one coon. CUEIODS CONDENSATIONS.- Billiards were invented in the reign, of. King Charles IX in France. Death records show that married men live longer than bachelors. Two blue gum trees in Australia meas ure 435 and 450 feet in height. In Austria women are employed as hod carriers and are paid at the rate of 25 cents a day. Cricket was played under the name of "club ball" as early as the fourteenth cen tury. The greatest plague ever known visited Nanlesin 1656 and carried off 380,000 people in 23 week's. "" Tiger bones Are used as a medicine in China, where they are supposed to possess tonic qualities. St. -Paul's Cathedral will hold 26,000 people and SEPeter'sinRome has accom modation for M 000. Nearly an average of 5,000 patent med icines are put on the market every year, but less than 100 survive. The trip up Pike's Peak is said to b too much for one out of every 200 people on account of the rarifled air. The Irish Parliament existed for over 300 years. It was extinguished in 1801 at the time of the union with Great Britain. There is a strong flow of natural gas in the Ventura river. When lighted, It is said, the flames extond over a space eight feet wide. London contains about 220,000 foreign ers. The Germans number 63,000, Americans W.OOO, French 30,000. Dutch 15,000, Poles 12,000, Italians S,CM ami Swiss 5.C00. American travelers have become so numerous in Portugal that some of the shop keepers in the cities display this sign In their windows: "American Spoken Here." The total number of clergy of the Church of England is about 23,000. If we in clude the clergy in the Colonies and those ennaged in missionary fields, the total is swelled to 27,000. , A country parson in England has writ ten 125,000 beggine letters. His wire has sent as many as 11,000 and his children a few thousand more. About one persou in 50- re sponded, one to the amount of $25,000. It is estimated that 100.000,000 of the Chinese people are engaged in the culture, preparation, sale, carriage and exportation of tea. and their interests are adversely af fected by the rivalry of other countries. With the aid of compressed air, a Ger man military engineer drives cement to the bottom of a stream, the water at once hardens it, and the bed of the stream be comes stable enough for foundation pur poses. Previous to July, 1871, when the system was abolished, a commission in tbe British army could be purchased nt the following prices: Cornet or ensign, Xi'O: lieutenant, X700; captain, X1.E00; major, X3.2C0; lieutean uiit colonel, X4.J0U. A peculiar animal was killed in Oregon the other day. ft is not a coon nor a pole cat, neither isfl a wildcat or a cougar, but it looks like a mixtnre nor combination of all of them. Its teeth are long and sharp and its tail somewhat resembles a bog's ear. One of the wonders of Australia and one of the greatest natural curiosities in the world is the Mount Morgan gold mine in Queensland. The precious metal contained in this mine, which has paid a dividend of not less than $6,000,000 in a year, was depos ited by a hot spring. The latest fad in the "West is a shoe party. They stretch a sheet across the room and the ladies stand behind it and stick their feet under it so you can only see their shoes. Then yon go. along and pick out a pair of shoes and the lady who is In them you take down to supper. The Burmese womea are great person ages and play a great part in their house- noias. xney cnoo-e tneir own imsuanas and divorce them when they like, retaining their own property and all that they have earned: they are at liberty to marry again v, nether as widows or divorcees. In the new works of the Pirxus-Athens Railway station tbe marble head of a woman has been found, of good workmanship. It wears a diadem, and tbe features are very finely carved. It is thought to belong to a headless statue found oil this site in the city a little time ago. There are 2,000 Italians in London who serve in tbe Italian cafes and restaurants. In some of these they have to pay for tho privilege, and in others they receive nothing in direct wages, but they are fed at the cost of the proprietor and recoup themselves in the tips. A smart man in a well-frequented street earns about $20 a week. The Municipal Commissioner of Baroda has published a pamphlet, In which he ad vocates the inoculation of the blood serum of the common weasel as a cure of snake bite. This animal is, he contends, proof against the poison of snake bites, from which it never suffers in the slightest de gree, and attacks and kills any snake it comes across. For several years a pair of storks built their nest annually in the park of the Castle Ruhelebin.in Berlin. A few years ago one of the servants placed a ring with the name of the place and date on the leg of the male bird, in order to be certain that the same bird returned each year. Last year the stork came back to Its customary place, the bearer of two rings. The second one bore the inscription: "India sends greeting to Germany. The Spaniards are the most expert smokers in the world. A Spaniard takes a " heavy pull at his cigarette, inbales It, tikes up a wine skin, or wine bottle, pours a half pint down his throat, holding the vessel a i oot from his mouth and not spilling a drop, and then with a sigh of satisfaction closes his eyes and exhales the smoke from his nose and month in clouds. He will also in hale the smoke, converse for a few minutes in a natural manner, and then blow out the smoke. There are 1,500,000,000 cigarettes smoked throughout the United Kingdom, every year. The paper used for rolling them Is exceedingly thin, the quantity re quired to make 500 only weighing one ounce. Sixteen medium-sized cigarettes weigh one ounce. Twelve cigarette papers can be cut out of a sheet of ordinary note paper or 43 out of a folio sheet which in bulk wonld represent 3L250 000, or 130.208 quires, or 65,104 reams of imperial folio, as tbe annual con sumption of paper for cigarettes. rtHYNKLS AND RHYMES. Janitor Less noise, there! The oldjen tleman In the next room Is trying to read, but can't. Young Snlpplt-Why doesn't he spell It out. then? I could read belore I was 6 years old. Puck. She smiles a pleasant thought Across her mind doth creep. The holidays will herald In tne Glorious year of leap. Hew Tort Herald. "There's a limit to my endurance," said the old gentleman to his son who had applied for cash. "Yes, father,"eplicd the conscienceless youth, "but I thought I would speak to you about raising tbe limit, you know. "irAfnotoi Star. She Imitation seal jackets are going up. He Humph! When they're on otber women they're generally run down. -Veto York Prtta. The rose and the chrysanthemum, The aster and the golden-rod The clamor still about them reigns As in our daily walk we plod. 'What Is your favorite flower, my dear?" The other shook her dainty head, A merry twinkle in her eyes , "Buckwheat this time of year. " she said". PMladelphta Preit. Pat Sure, sorr, the coal"s-come- Employer Well, what of it? " Pat Oldoau't knowphat to do widlt. Th'fur nace ain't big enough to houid more than ahof ar it. Harper's Bazar. "What a lovely vase you have, Mrs. Doublcdollar! It's Satsuma, Isn't it?' "No: I think the shopkeeper told John It was Japanese. ' ' Brooklyn Eagle, "When man is young and blood is warm. Of wisdom naught he recks. But yields himself to every charm A lover of the sex. When old he studies self-command. V The narrow path elects; All merriment as sinful brand A lover of the sects. Hew Tork Herald. -1 Bulfinch Miss Smilax has simply a won-' jl derful memory. " .v-V Wooden Why. what proof has sheglvenbfltr J " Bulfluch Why I met her at a supper last night "-' and she not only reminded me about onr being en- gaged last summer, but gave me a -number of tbe detalls.-Bo Courier.