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One Mcnth TO Daily Dit atcii. including -unday. 1 year.. 10 00 Bin Ditatch, including Minday. 3m"fhs. 2 50 Daily Dispatch, Including Sunday, 1 m'th.. 90 Ei-vcay Dinp atcii. Oi.e Ywr 2 SB Wfekli DicrkTCii, One Year. 1 5 THE Daily DisrATCH is delivered uy carriers at 25 cents per w cefc, or, including Sunday Edition, at 20 cents per w eek. PITTSBURG. SATURDAY, DKC. II. 1S91. " TWELVE PAGES M'lUXGEK SOrNDS THK KETREAT. Whether Sir. Springer will or not be the new Chairman of the AVays and Means Committee, his interview on the tariff published in yesterday's DisrATcn is full of instructive significance and runs in a most inlerestins; way upon the lines of thought suggested in these columns as timely and beneficial for the Democratic leaders. Mr. Springer's interview substantially announces nothing less than a virtual abandonment of the policy which led his party to disaster in the Presidental can vas of 1883, and again in the Ohia canvas last falL He casts overboard entirely not merely the 'free trade declarations of 31111s but similarly throws to the winds the less pronounced teachings of Cleve land and those other doctrinaires who, while not willing to he designated out-and-out free traders, committed them selves to the position that if there was to he a tariff at all it should be a tariff framed upon the necessities for revenue only. ICow let us see what Mr. Springer says on the subject After proposing an in vestigating committee consisting of Dem ocrats and Republicans he would send tham to inquire Into "textile Industries, iron production, glassware, pottery and so on. Their inquiries should be conducted with a view to ascertain in each case what if any degree of protection is needed. It should be ascertained what labor costs on things produced; the wages paid; whether the work be steady or not; the re ative cost cf production here and abroad; and much more information of a practical character." In other words, Mr. Spilnger would recognize that a tariff is not to be for "revenue only," but that the protection of home industries must bo the vital consideration. This is certainly a long step in recognizing protec tion as the first thing needed. Ii is a wide and distinct departure from the doctrine that our markets should be thrown open tc the manufacturers of the world, and that the only question would be, where consumers might buy cheapest, or how much ioney is needed for Govern ment expenses. Another evidence that the Democratic leaders have learned something is that they no longer propose to attempt a repeal of the McKinlev bill in its entirety. They will content themselves with special bills modifying this or that obnoxious duty. Delievir.g protection to be vital to Ameri can inteie-t, The Dispatch assuredly thinks the conversion of Springer and his followers better late than never. It wishes them better success in the new "educational campaign" which they pro pose for themselves, by sending around among manufacturers ahd workingmen to leain the facts, than they had in thatother unfortunate "educational campaign" of instructing the people in this beauties of Mje BigptflJ. "tariff-for-rcvenue only" which Messrs. Cleveland, Mills and other lights of the party have been carrying on for the past four years. It is not to be expected that the new at titude of Mr. Springer and his adherents will be announced at cuco to the faithful as the retreat which it is. But, cover up the movement as much as they may by continued phrases about "tariff reform," the step itself is clearly and positively on the line of protection. Mr. Springer's declaration is full of cheerful significance to those who are glad to see the leaders of great parties exhibiting indications of sanity. "WHAT HILL DID SAY. The Indianapolis Journa I says thatabout the only Democratic paper in the land which indorses Governor Hill's speech is the AtlantJ Constitution. It quotes from its columns a demand for free coinage "on the basis that a silver dollar shall be worth as much in the, melting pot as a gold dollar." If Hill had taken the ground that the weight of the silver dollar should be increased so as to make its bullion value equal to par in gold he would have been nearly right But Hill's speech did not take that sound ground. Instead, he com mitted him to propositions which are self contradietory and ridiculous. There is a shadow of exeiue for a mis conception of this speech. In several par agraphs ho refers to the fact that the gold dollar in the melting pot makes no loss while the silver dollar does. But his ex planation of that difference and his propo sition for a coinage policy do not show any trace of a plan to inciease the amount of silver in a dollar: Free coinage given to sold, -while, free coinage was withdrawn frotn sliver in 1373, established the varying inequality of the. dollarin silver to the dollar in gold. Free coinage given to both, free bimetal lic coinage, will reestablish their ancient and unvarying equality, attested by tho min the market ana the crucible Did ever anything bu free bimetallic coinage, down to 1ST ir.ake ourgpldand silTer dollars equal by even tcslt Did ever free bimetallic coinage, down to 1S73, for one hour fail to make the silver dollar equal to the gold dollar, whether at tB mint or crucible, or in any market in the wide world? This is exactly the doctrine of the free silver men. If the new political econo mist had been content with adopting their platform he would simply have ranked among the class which professes to be lieve that the Government can by its mintage add one-third to the intrinsic value of a metaL But no ! Xew York's Governor must be wiser than the froo silver men of the West, and 60, before enunciating the idea quoted above, he had already declined to "accept the lead of the silver State Senators." "Free silver coinage would satisfy them," says the profound Hill. "They may be content to pass over from our present gold mono metallism to silver monometallism." but his platform is "Free bimetallic coinage." This displays Hill in the, light of sup posing that the frej silver men intend to exclude gold from frea coinage by law, which therefore resolves his speech into a demonstration of what the Governor-Senator does not know about the coinage. The legislation proposed by the free silver men is identical with Hill's proposition,namely, tb.2 admission of both metals to the mint on nominally equal terms. But Hill did not know it Further, this would really establish silver monometallism, whether of the Hill brand or the Nevada brand, because it would put gold at a premium. Hill did not know that either. When a political trickster makes an ex hibition of his own ignorance in this way, he should not bo credited by either friend or foe with such a sound and pertinent suggestion as the coinage of a new silver dollar of equivalent bullion value to the gold dollar. A THEORY OP XTJLLIFICATLOX. The City Attorney is quoted as having maintaind to a committee of the Ladies' Protective Association, which called on him with reference to enforcing the ordi nance requiring railways to use non-snoke-producing coal within the city limits, that it is at the option of city officials not to enforce municipal ordinances if they see fit If tins is an erroneous statement of the City Attorney's remarks, he should make haste to correct, as a more perni cious doctrine could not be enunciated. The idea that the executive branch of the Government 13 possessed of the dis pensing power was held under the Stuarts; but even then it was not proposed to lodge it with anything lower than royalty. It was abolished over two centuries ago with the Stuart regime, and its revival in this Bepublic would be little less than a monstrosity. To suppose that the officers of the city have the power to nullify or ignore its legislation, is throwing the door wide open to favoritism, and' renders such a thing as a faithful and impartial enforce ment of the ordinances a hopeless dream. There should certainly be a very practi cal demonstration of the principle that when the legislative power of the city has been properly exerted its officers have no choice left but to enforce the ordinances. The taxpayers do not pay their salaries for the purpose of reducing city legislation to a dead letter. That end could he effected much more economically. LABon IX ENGLISH POLITICS. The English laborer is rising in political importance. Recent utterances of both Tories ard Liberals show a decided dis position to tike the course which will conciliate him, and betrays, an estimate that he may hold the balance of power. The Tory idea, displayed more operiiy at the conference than in Lord Salisbury's speeches, is to the effect that by substitut ing the demands of English labor for those of Irishmen the Irish question can be put out of sight To this Mr. Gladstone, in a speech at a Liberal banquet, interposed tho skillful rejoinder that the Irish and labor questions go hand in hand; that the cause of the English and Irish agricul tural laborers are identical, and that the Liberal party will adopt the Tory meas ures for the relief of the latter so far as they go, and then go further with land purchase, land reform, the abolition of en tail, and other measures calculated to take the Tory breath away. This outspoken adoption of reforms which a generation ago would have been ranked in England as utter'y revolution ary is a striking sign of the way things are tending there. Its most immediate significance, however, is that the Liberals do not intend to let the Tories outbid them with the labor element, especially the agricultural laborers. NEWSPAPERS AND COURTS. Philadelphia newspapers are up in arms because Judge Acheson, with the concur rence of Judge Butler, has granted a new trial of the famous hat trimmings case on grounds not exactly complimentary to Quaker City journalism. The reason for thedecisionis that newspapers there made' publications concerning the case while it was pending in terms calculated to influ ence the verdict The judicial view of the limitations of news, especially with regard to cases be fore the courts, is apt to be restricted, and might be condensed into Talleyrand's famous ion mot, in reply to tho man who pleaded that he must live, viz: "I do not see the necessity." But while newspapers which conducted themselves strictly on the judicial theory of their functions would have to reconcile themselves to the necessity of expiring, Judge Acheson in this case shows an extraordinary effort on the part of some of the press to prejudice the case. Reference to the headlines and the matter published show that the case was represented as "a twenty-million raid on tho Treasury" prosecuted "by sharp attorneys who prosecute claims on contin gent fees." Beyond this there is a strong indication that .Government agents made use of the press to put the case in this light Such publications were not in good taste concerning undecided and very doubtful litigation. They were not even good news paper policy. Newspapers, as mouth pieces of the public, are interested in se curing a fair and unprejudiced trial, es pecially where the point at issue is so doubtful as this case. In view of the ap parent attempt to decide the case in our Quaker City cotemporaries the courts have done well in calling them down. It is to be hoped that they will be a little more discreet during the second trial. TnE LAWS LOOSE CLUTCH. If tho day is past when murderers can escape from our fine granite jail, the time when burglars in the custody of the Sheriff and in the presence of the Court can make their way to parts unknown is not so far distant That was the feat performed yesterday by an exceptional burglar awaiting trial in Criminal Court The ease with which this escape was ef fected Is strictly in line with Fitzsimmons' exploit, and argues a hardly slighter de gree of official negligence or stupidity. It discloses the fact that dangerous crim inals arc brought into court and left there with no one to watch them, or at least no one who actually performs tho duty. There is no evidence of official collusion in this case; hut it certainly indicates that the importance of keeping hold of crimi nals when they are once captured has not impressed itself as a serious matter on the minds of law officers. When criminals can slip through the meshes as easily as Mauley and Fitzsim mons it ceased to be a matter of wonder that the daily papers contain reports of highway robberies and burglaries at the rate of half a dozen per diem. THE POLITICAL PHASE DENIED. When the intimation was openly made that the move upon Collector Warmcastle was the result of antagonism on the part of Congressman Dalzelland the adminis tration, growing out of politics. The Dis rATcn stated its conviction that if they wero true no politics could have been worse. It gave both the administration and the Congressman credit for more shrewdness. Lack of official information, however, gave temporary plausibility to these in sinuations of factional motives; but later advices seem to show that the causes arose solely from the 'management of the Col lector's office. , Believers in fair politics, as well as friends of Congressman Dalzell, will he glad to learn of the assurances now con veyed that there was no "pernicious" or vindictive activity in the matter; and that the Government action in the case was based solely upon "its merits. Meanwhile there have been so many conflicting and confusing rumors that, in justice to all, the official report should be forthcoming. Boston is urgently demanding that one" ormpre of the monitors lying idle at Nor folk be rehabilitated and sent to Boston har bor for the defense of that city. The mod ern Athens does not regard wooden walls as adequate for tho protection of her culture from the corruptions of outside barbarians, and wishes ironclads, even if they are of an antiquated and somewhat decayed type. If Boston will be satisfied with a monitor she should have one by all means. Tho gift might be accompanied with a sincere wish that other sea coast cities would bo so mod erate in their demands. Thek6 are intimations that the person who is really roosting on top of the speaker ship fight is not David Bennett Hill who has been permitted to commit political sui cide for himself hat a certain astute wire puller known to fame as Arthur Puo Gor man, of Maryland. One of the things which always accom panies the opening of Congress, namely tho lament over the insufficiency or Congres sional salaries, breaks out in the Boston Globe, which tells of Congressmen walking to save car fare in order to get out even on their salaries of $5,000 annually. This is pathetic but exaggerated. We violate no confidence in stating that if the frugal Con gressman shuns the costly jack-pot and does not branch out into the lino of costly din ner giving ho will be nble to pay car fares without encountering bankruptcy. The German Emperor should be warned against inflicting on his African subjects the stiff doctrine he Is giving the Germans. The untutored African might rebel against the idea that he is to swear allegiance to a war lord for tho purpose of committing parricide. "A rEKMANENT census bureau," re marks the Philadelphia Frets, "would prove beyond doubt to be a most valuable de partment of the Government." Xot so wholly beyond doubt. It depends on the hands it falls into. If its head should pro duce statistics which disprove themselves it would be principally valuable as an illus tration of what statistics ought not to be. The late temporary partnership between the New York Timet and Tammany Hall Is no more. The entente cordiale between those political powers has been hit by a dynamite bomD. The appearance of President Garfield's second ion as the football manager of Will iams' College coriects the mistaken impres sion that great men's sons cannot be great in their own line also. It is only a change in tho field afforded by the generation. The father was great in war and politics. The son is a rising genius in the athletics most closely approximating to war. The new Speaker will not endeavor to count a quorum. There is hardly enough of the opposition to be worth counting for such numerical purposes. All the accounts from the World's Fair indicate that the buildings are going on well, except in the blank spot where New York's building ought to be, but is not Whether the Empire State will be stimulated by shame to take proper steps for ner repre sentation remains to be seen; but the pre cedent of the Grant monument awakens se rious doubts of it. Such December weather seems designed to compensate for the meteorological eccen tricities of the autumn. Bnt winter is not done with as yet. THE Brooklyn Standard- Union objects to the nso of the word "Varsity" in connection with college boat races and football matches, and asks for an "English (not necessarily British) word" to take 1t place. But since boat races and football matches are strictly Imitations from the British why not go the whole length and adopt the British slangt LIVE WASHINGTON WAIFS. WASHixaTOir, Dec. It The United States General Appraisor at Now York has asked authority to.designato a board of three gen eral appraisers to visit the ports of Buffalo, Chicago, St. Louis and Cincinnati between now and the 15th prox. for the purpose of hearing appeals in customs cases. He says that the time required to visit and hold ses sions at tho ports mentioned would not ex ceed three weeks, and that the plan would result in facilitating the general business of the board, besides giving much satisfaction to tho Collectors and merchants generally. It would also, he said, bo an act of justice to the claimants. Acting Secretary Spaulding to-day approved the recommendation, with the understanding that such detail of gen eral appraisers hereafter be made only on the approval of the department, and shall not in any way interfere with the dnoand orderly course of business at New York. The Fostmaster General has received a letter trom Crawford, Miss., signed by W. M. Brooks, President, and H. P. Lawrence, Secretary, saying: "The colored peoplo want to emigrate to Africa. We want to know whether we could got any aid from this Government or not. Wo are holding meetings every month. We would be glad to hear trom you 90on. Ten thousand of us want to emigrate." The letter has been re ferred to the Superintendent of Immigra tion. Tae equanimity of tho few members and loungers in the hall of the House this after noon was rudely shaken by the explosion of a steampipc. A rush was made for the doors as soon as the leportwas heard, tho first belief being that some crank bad at tempted to frighten the members. Order was immediately restored, however, though a volume of steam continued to pour into chamber for many minutes. Attoiiney Gexeral Miller lias determined to test tho right of railway companies to is sue free passes. The question to be decided is whether the issue of such passes is a viola tion of the inter-State commerce law. Ho will shortly bring suit against one of the New England railroads known to have is sued passes probaDly the Boston and Maine. The suit will be instituted in New Hampshire, and a special attorney will be appointed to conduct the case. The Gov ernment is eager to obtain a judicial con struction of the act upon this point, andtlie issup hangs upon tho qncstion of whether Or not thcro is a prohibition against pusses in cluded in the clause providing that no rates shall be given either more or less than the fixed schedule of the road In many cases the roads issuing passes claim there Is no le gal restriction on sucli issue, and it will bo one of those roads against which the suit will be brought, so that tho question will not be one of fact, but of law, thus simplify ing the proceedings. It Is expected that a bill prepared and in dorsed by Secretary Tracy in his annual report to increase tho efficiency and per sonnel of tho officers of the navy will soon be introduced in both Senate and House, embodying the recommendations made in the report of the so-called Stagnation Bcaid, or which Captain Phythian was President. The bill will include tho suggestions made in tho report to prevent the stagnation In promotion which has existed in the servico for many years, and which promises to bo continued unless some preventive measures is taken by Congress, so modified as to meet the views of tho Secretary of the Navy anil the President. Tho bill will include tho recommendations of the hoard regarding the selection of officers tor promotion to tho grades of commander and captain, and of retirement of officers alter serving a certain number of years in one grade, with the rank and pay of tho next higher grade. Senator Chandler will piobably introduce the bill in the Senate next week. THEjolnt resolution introduced yesterday by Senator Call, authorizing the President to open negotiations with Spain, is identical with one Introduced by him last session, and provides that the President be requested to open negotiations with the Government of Spain for the purposo of inducing that Gov ernment to consent to the establishment of tke Island of Cuba as a free anil inde pendent lepnblic, such consent to be given upon the payment by Cuba to the Govern ment of Spain of such a Bum of money as may be equivalent both to the value of pub lic property belonging to Spain in the island and to the relinquishment of her sovereign rights, and also the securing by treaty of such commercial advantages us may bo stipulated. Official correspondence was made public this afternoon, setting forth tho details of the reciprocity arrangement entered into between the united States and Germany, whereby the sugar of tho latter secures con tinued free admission into the United States and sundry American products, named in an accompanying schedule, obtain admis sion into Germany at the rates agreed upon. This table shows a reduction in German tariff duties on wheat of 30 per cent; rye, 30 per cent; oats, 3s per cent: corn, u'J per cent; butter, 15 per cent; salted and pickled pork and beef, 15 per cent; wheat flour and cornmeal, 30 per cent. The arrangement was submitted to the German Reichstag on tho 7th Instant, ana if approved bv that body will go into effect February 1 next. Tho cor respondence consists of lengthy letters that passed between A." Von Munn, Charge d' Affaires of Germany, and General John W. Foster, Plenipotentiary Extraordinary of the unitea states. The Board of Control and Management of the Government exhibit at the World's Fair held meetings yesterday and to-day, prim arily to discuss the division of floor space between the departments. A tentative al lotment of floor space was made a year ago. but in the absence of any common standard of measurement as to the neces sities of the several branches, it was impos sible to make the allotment permanent. The matter,, was discussed at great length, and a resolution was adopted to theRTect that the remaining data necessary to tho final allotment- of space shall be filed with the Executive Committee during the next four weeks, and that tho board will re-assemble at an early date in February and re main in session until the matter is adjusted. The Bureau of American Republics is in formed that the work of improving the harbor of Coatzacoalcos, Mexico, for which a contract has been made with the Mexican Harbor Improvement Company, of Illinois, will bo under the charge of Engineer E. L. Corthell, so long associated with tho late Captain Eads in his many important works. Mr. Corthell expressed great confidence in the success of the enterprise, which will save 3,400 miles of distance in the traffic from New York and New Orleans that now goes by the way of the Isthmus of Panama, as the Tehuantepec Ballway will connect Coatzacoalcos with Sallna Cruz, where it is proposed to build a breakwater for the pro tection of the shipping, the depth of water being ample there, although it is now but an open roadstead. The depth of water at the crest of the bar at the mouth or Eio Coatza coalcos is from 13 to 15 feet, and as the river is a very large one, no trouble is anticipated in obtaining a channel for the passage of vessels of tho greatest depth, the harbor it self within the shoreline having ample ac commodation for the largest fleets. Ar rangements for the commencement of the Jetties are expected to be made at once. A bulletin issued by the Census Office to day shows that during the ten years ended in 1SS9, in the States of Virginia, West Vir ginia (exclusive of that portion north of Parkersburg), North Carolina and South Carolina, the increase in railroad mileage was about 3,500 miles, and during the same period the increase in passenger transporta tion was about 7,000 000 and in freight trans portation about 7,000,000 tons. The total earnings were increased by about $17,000,000. The total expenditures, however, ere in creased by about $19,000,000. The receipts from customs at New York the first ten days of this month were nearly $1,000,000 less than for the corresponding period last year. TnE net holdings or the Treasury Depart ment are $131,125,587. nn increase of about $2,000,000 since the first of the month and an increase of nearly $14,000,000 since June last. AcoMUfTTEE has been appointed to con duct the annual count of the stamps in the possession of the Commissioner of Inter nal Revenue. About 60 persons will be employed in this service, which will occupy a week's trine. Neither Senate nor House was in session to-day. There wero few signs of activity visible in the Senate wing of the building. The Republican Caucus Committee met "at a comparatively early hour, and took up the thread of Its deliberation at the point where it was dropped yesterday afternoon. Nearly all the Bepublican Senators have been heard from individually upon the subject of their assignment to committees, but, as was inevitable from the first, the Caucus Com mittee has discovered that in many cases it is not practicable to accede to individual wishes, inasmuch as several Senators look forward to assignment to places on com mittees whore there are few or no vacan cies. This condition of affairs calls for much tact and management on the part of the Caucus Committee, to avoid an appear ance of unjust discrimination, bo that the progress made np to tho present time is not very marked, and it was said this afternoon by one of the committee that a report may not b ready to goto the Senate until next Tuesday. Amoso the estimates of appropriations for the fiscal year of 1893. transmitted by Secre tary Foster to Speaker Crisp yesterday, are tho following of interest to Pittsbnrgers: For grading sidewalks and putting down a brick pavement on Thirty-ninth and For tieth streets, Pittsburg, between Penn nve nuo and the Allegheny Valley Railroad, ad joining the Allegheny Arsenal, $7,600: con tinning the improvements of the Allegheny river, in Pennsylvania. $50,000: continuing construction of dam at Heir's Island, $200,000; continued Improvement of Ohio river, 700, 500; continuing construction of movable dam at month of Beaver river, $250,000; falls of the Ohio at Louisville, $300,000. L0TTEEY WINNING IN LOUISIANA. Nearly Completo Returns Show It Has a Majority of 70 or More. New Orleaxs. Dec. 11. Spccial. Every parish save one, West Baton Rouge, has elected delegates to the Democratic State Convention. A great many contradictory claims have been made of the result of the election on the lottery question and somo confusion created in consequence. A care ful and dispassionate review of the situa tion shows that the faction favorable to the lottery has elected a majority of tho dele-gates-and will control the convention. The convention consists of C.J0 members, 344 be ing required for a majoiity. On the govern orship question tho delegates stand, on prima facie claim: McEnery, 371; Adams (anti-lottery), 273. Of these, however, 05 of the McEnery and 40 of the Adams delegates are contested, leaving tho uncontested dele gates: McEnery, 306: Adams, 233. There aro 33 delegates so mixed up that it is impossi ble to say who are the regular delegates and who are the contestants, and nine are yet to be elected who will go to McEnery. The lottery Is 27 votes weaker than Mc Enery, so that on this question the conven tion will stand: Anti-lottery, TOO; pro-lot-terv, 373, without taking any of the doubtful parishes into consideration. The Truth, one of the anti papers, admits to-day that Mc Enery has a majority of the convention, but hopes that the lottery can bo beaten. Tho Kew Delta, the chief anti-lottery paper, de clares that even if the lottery controls the convention the antis will not give in, but will fight tho question to the end. As the nntl loaders held a conference last night to consider the situation, this declaration is regarded as indicating a split or division in the party on this issue. HITS IN TnE" MESSAGE. PitrsiDEHT Harbison hit the gerrymander a deadly blow. Toledo Blade Rep). Mr. Harrisos is very anxious for Congress to do something to decrease the amount of unchastity prevailing in the District of Co lumbia. Si. Louis Bepublic Accordixo to the President's message there is a lino field for missionary labor In the city of Washington. Tho Tiger is a hard animal to turn from his evil ways. iVew Yorlc Recorder. There are 18,000 words in tho President's message, but they might all be profitably traded for the two words "get out," ad dressed to Pension Commissioner Raum. Chicago Times (Dem). President Harrison's recommendation to Congress to make further appropriations toward Porter's Census will doubtless re ceive due consideration "considerable" consideration, no doubt, before tho appro priations are made. New York Advertiser. A BBAVE GIEL ON A BICYCLE Gives a Fire Alarm That Was Successful In Preserving a Landmarlc Westboro, Mass., Dec. 11. Special. About midnight last night a bareheaded and breathless girl rode into town on a bicycle nnd gave an alarm of file. The old Captain Maynard mansion was in flames, and the plucky girl who had bravely ridden in the night to give air alarm was Miss Mable G. Stone, daughter of Mr. B. J. Stone, the pres ent owner of the property. Miss Stone, who is an Rthletio young lady about 20 years of age, says that she was awakened by the crackling of flames. Hastily donning her garments she rushed out and found the bouse ablaze. Seeing that the building was doomed, she says her first thought was to get to town and give an alarm to try and savo the large barn 150 feet long and full of cattle. She mounted her bicycle, and, as she declares, never made such fast time to town before in her life. She is pleased to think that she was successful, as the fire department reported Just in time to save the barn and outbuild ings. The Captain Stephen Maynard place was one or the oldest historical landmarks in this vicinity, nnd was built previous to 1759 by Mr. Maynard, a wealthy man, who, it is said, spont seven years in selecting the timber and building his home. DOG FLESH CUEING HIM. A Young Man Who Thinks This Kemcdy Is Helping: His Consumption. Andersoii, Ikd, Dec. 11 Sam Burnett, a young mau who was lying at the point of death with consumption in this city, has re sorted to eating dog flesh as a cure, with beneficial results. A fine young dog was dressed by a butcher Saturday. The flesh is cooked under the direction of a physician and is eaten by the patient. When he began eating dog meat he could not raise his head In bed. He is now able to walk across his room. His faith in his ulti mate euro is strong. A SCBANI0N ENOCH ABDEN. He Refuses to Forcivo Hit Wife, and Has Her and ner Twins Jailed. Scrahtow, Deo. 11. Special Martin Per coney, of Friceburg, came home this morn ing after seven years' wanderings in the West. His wife had believed him dead, and bad married Stephen Banthay. Ferconey found them amusing pairof twins which had come into the family. He did not take the matter philosophic ally, but at once caused the arrest or the Jmrents andsent them to jail this afternoon n default of bail. He also took possession, of his former home. ETCnLNGS FROM LIFE. There are five Taylors in the House of Representatives, all Republicans. The Duke of Clarence is 27 years old and his betrothed, the Princess of Peck, is 24. Fkank Saetokis, brother-in-law of Mrs. Nellie Grant Sartoris, 19 talked about as a possible Congressman. Seckexaey Foster continues to im prove slowly, and was able to sit up for a short time yesterday morning. The Archbishop of Canterbury will visit America next year. and see all the important places in the United States anu Canada. Colonel Gobdon, of Missouri, has a beaid six feet in length which sweeps the ground when allowed to flow at full length. Colonel "W. G. Sterhixt, of the Dallas News, has been elected a member of the Press Committee of the Senate and House. Rider Haggard has been making a visit to the city of Mexico. He will proba bly tell a strange tale of Montezuma shortly. LOBD Duffebin, formerly Governor General of Canada and recently Viceroy of India, has been appointed British Ambassa dor to Paris. George S. Montgomery, a California millionaire, has Joined the Salvation Army with his wife. Both have adopted the uni forms of the Salvationists. Timothy B. Blackstone, who for 30 years has been President of the Chicago and Alton Railroad, is said to be the only rail road president who owns a majority of the stock in the road he manages. Secretary Blaine has accepted an in vitation to attend the dinner of the Mer chants' Association at Boston, January 7. Mrs. Blaine is somewhat indisposed at pres ent, but it is thought she will be fnllV re stored to Health by the time mentioned,- I ALUMINUM AND CflLOR BLINDNESS. George H, Clapp, manager of the Pitts burg Reduction Company, delivered an in teresting lecture before the students at the Western University yesterday afternoon, his subject being, "The Manufacture of Alumfnum." When the gentleman was in troduced by Chancellor Holland as a grad uate of the University the audience honored blm with an enthusiastic greeting peculiar to college assemblies. In a few prefatory remarks Mr; Clapp took occasion to say that tho subject of bis lec ture, while a comparatively new metal, had been subjected to much false representa tion and very little truth. Taking first the name, ho said it was culled "aluminum"' nnd "aluminium" both were correct. Alumium was the name used by the French. Sir Humphrey Davy was tho first to give a name to tho metallic basis ot alumina, his suggestion being "alumium,' but it was ob jected to, and a fow years later his sugges tion of "aluminum" was adopted. "Tho flrsfe attempt to isolate aluminum was made in 17G0 by M. Baron, a professor ot chemistry in Paris, ho announced his be lief that the base of alum was ot a metallic nature, but his attempt to isolate if proved a failure, and ho left no record of the methods he pursned. In 1S07 Sir Humphf ey Davy began experimenting on the reduction of alumina by means or electricity, but did not succeed in separating it, 'as he elcctro lyzed a compound or alumina with caustic alkali and both metals were necessarily set free if the compound .were decomposed at all. Two years later Davy discovered that alumina can bo decomposed, whilo fluid, in the electric arc, and its metal alloved with iron. By repeated experiments be later established that fused alumina can be de composed in the electric arc and that alumina can be decomposed by potassium in the presence of iron, though he failed to Isolate the metal. The discovery of the chloride of alumi num in 1821 led to the solution of the prob lem. In 1S27 Wohler, the Germnn chemist, by melting potassium and aluminum chlo ride in a platinum crucible produced a gray metallic powder which proved to bo alumi num, but he could not combine it into a metal. He learned, however, many of its chemical properties, nenry St. Clair De ville, in 1554, solved the pioblem b3' tho dis covery that sodinm, use 1 instead of potas sium, and tho mass treated in an earthen retort ould perform a satisfactory reduc tion for aluminum. The next step was to cheapen sodium, and Devllle in four years reduced its price from $100 to $1 per pound, and by reneated experi mental effort ho reduced tho price or alumi num to $12 a pound. It remained at that figure until 1872, n period or 25 years. Subse quent discoveries tending to cheapen the materials used in its composition leduced the price of aluminum to 10 shillings a pound two years ago, but the electric proc esses now used in manufacturing the metal aro rapidly displacing the sodium process. Mr. Clapp then proceeded to give a de tailed explanation of the electrolytic processes nt present used for the manu facture of aluminum, using technical terms that an ordinary reader would follow with great difficulty. One of tiiese, patented by Charles M. Hall, of Oberlln, O., he said was the only one in use in this country, the pat ents being owned by the Pittsburg Reduc tion Company, who, in addition to their norks nt Kensington, Pa., have a plant at Patricroft, Lancashire county, England. Tiie Pittsburg plant has, since it began in 18S8, manufactured 100.0CO pounds of alum inum. An expenditure of 22 electrical horse power per hour Is required to make one pound of the metal. It costs 20 cents per pound to make it, and there is no prospect, not to say possibility, of the cost being re duced to any appreciatile extent. On this feature of the subject Mr. Clapp said: 'We have all heard of the wonderful state ments of new and cheap processes that would reduce the cost of aluminum from the present price to 5, 6. 8 or 15 cents per pound. One ambitious fraud has even gone so far as to state that by his process it could be made for $60 per ton. Several of these alleged in ventors have succeeded in organizing large companies, with other people's money, and have issued glowing prospectuses In which they claim more virtues for this much abused metal than have over been claimed by the most enthusiastic patent medicine fakir that ever worked a country fair, but thanks to tho newspapers most of these processes have been exposed. A great many people stilt Deueve mat aiuminnm is or can be made from clay, in spite of all that has oeen written to tne contrary. All Clay uoes contain alumlnn, in fact about 9 per cent or the earth's surface Is alumina, but only two minerals are being used in its manufacture cryolite and bauxite." Colonel T. P. Roberts read before the Acodemy of Science and Art last night an interesting paper entitled, "A Theory Re garding the Cause and Curability of Color Blindness." Considerable interest was mani fested in thesubject, and among the learned gentlemen forming tne audience were a number of oculists, opticians and represent ative railroad men. The lecture was illus trated with numerous colored plates and diagrams and was follrfn ed by experiments with optical instruments. In opening Colonel Roberts stated that his attention had been directed to the sub ject at college, where two of hiSLclassmates had been afflicted with colorblindness. His theory was the result of a perusal or one or Tyndall's works nnd was only oflTe red as a plausible basis for argument on the vexed question of colorblindness, in the hope that experts might give the subject further at tention. "Up to the present time," he said, "no generally accepted theory as to the cause of the disease has been held, though it is gener ally believed that it Is incurable. The theory which receives the most support in account ing ror tnepnenomenon is tnat mere are three base colors of the spectrum, viz., red, green and violet, which have corresponding fila ments in the optic nervo, which convey these colors Independently to the brain, and and if one of these filaments become para lyzed the color it represents cannot be con veyed to the brain. A subordinate theory is that the disease results from paralysis of parts of the tissue work of the retina, thongh no examination of a color blind eye, before or after death, has ever revealed evi dence of diseased structure in the visual organ. The vision ot the'color blind is as distinct as thoso of normal eyesight." The fundamental feature of Colonel Roberts' theory is that the defect is caused by some irregularity of the composition of the ocular fluids, either of the aqueous or of the vitreous humor. He said an excess of hydrogen in the fluids named might have the effect of absorbing the red rays, or by changing tho index of refraction, light rays of that particular color might focus them selves on some part of the retina outside the field of known color sensation. If an excess or doflcienay of any element, snch as hydro gen or sodiumjn the ocnlar fluid, was the cause of the complaint, there was reason to hope for cure by abstinence from such articles of food as sugar, alcohol, starch products or vegetables, as they developed an excess of hydrogen in theblood, and con sequently in all the bodily fluids. When the speaker had concluded. Dr. Heeler, Prof. Very and Dr. Allen combattcd his theory. Dr. Allen relating a case at pres ent under his caro In which a man had be come blind in the left half of both eyes and then totally blind, but was now gradually recovering his sight, though there had been no impairment of the color visual sense ex cept in the central line of vision. Prof. Brashear, in supporting the main Idea or Colonel Roberts' theory, declared that color blindness was not so important to railroad men as was erroneously supposed by railroad managers. If an engineer could distinguish the danger signal that was all that was necessary, and a man who could do so was as safe as one able to detect any tint of any color. The discussion of this interesting sublcct will be continued at the next meeting of the academy. NEAELY FATAL IMAGINATION. A Preacher Gets Well When He Finds He Hadn't Swallowed His Teeth. Wiikesbarre, Dec. 1L ISnecial. Rev. S. Zehner, of Berwick, awoke suddenly from a deep sleep last night and found that his false teeth were missing. He thought he felt a choking sensation. Two doctors were sent for. Tbey could give no relief. The minister gasped for breath. Ho bade farewell to his family and thought ho was going to die. His llttlo daughtersoon found the missing teeth In a bureau drawer, when the patient at once recovered Caps ana Gowns for Yale's Youngsters. New Haves, Dec. lL One hundred and thirty-two men, or about two-thirds of the senior class at Tale, have voted in favor of caps and gowns, and thoy will be worn on Commencement Day. t Free Trade Doctors Conspiring. Omaha World-Herald. Even if the Supreme Court should decido that the McKinley law is not invalid, Demo cratic doctors will try to bring it to an early grave. THE EEALM OP SOCIETL The Programme of the Pittsburg Club Other Features of Current Iatferest. It is intimated that there will be a house warming of unusually largo dimensions at the rittsburg Club, "in nowise connected with the regular fortnightly dances. A notice to this effect is posted in tho club.and the men who are willing to put on their dress suits and receive a delegation of thpir fair friends this month are signing their names and dipping into their pnrsos. This event will doubtless be one of the largest and most important events of tho winter. The wedding of Mr. John A. G. House and Miss Esther Little is arranged to take place in February, and though an important ceremony in the interest it will have to the numerous relatives on both sides, it will bo pertormed at home. The young peo ple will receive a wedding present on the bride's side a completo establishment, in which they will at once set up the Lares and Penates. The house is now being built. Mr. George B. Herron will be tho best man. and among the ushers chosen aro some of Mr. House's Eastern relatives. TnE outlook at the Pittsburg Club is not promising for the cotillion on Monday even ing, though it may be that the clnb theater, which is only in use for the Monday even ing dances, will bo completed by that time. The club proper is very much npet and carpets are not laid nor furniture in place. The two big boards that have guarded tho hall door for so long, wero removed this week. Social Chatter. Air orange sale will be given under tho aundcr the auspices of the Willing Hands, a circle of Kings' Daughters, of Sbadv Side, in the Bellefleld Club Honso, or. Neville street, next Tncsday, from 3 until G In tho afternoon and from 7 until 10 in the evening. An orange tree containing prizes will take tho plare ot a fishing pond or a grab big. The proceeds aro for hospital work, and tho admission charged will be i" cents. I:tvitatio33 were issued on Thursday for the marriage of Miss Ella May Elkins, danghter of George W. Elkins. Esq., one of Pittsburgh prominent financier and tho President of the Pittsburg TraSion Com pany, to William S.Frazlcr.the ceremony to take place on Thursday evening, December 17, in the Sixth United Presbyterian Church. An unnsually good programme has been arranged by City Organist Ecker for the eightieth free organ recital at Carnegie Li brary this afternoon. Besides the selec tions' arranged for Mr. Ecker an d the vocal ists thorn is a charming addition in the promise of several violin solos by E. C. Heinrlchs. The Yale Glee Club visits Pittsburg on December 2,1. and its sister organiza tion of Harvard University on Christmas Eve. Both events will be socially attract ive. Mr.ajtdMhs. Aicdrew Carxeoie, of New York and Cluny Castle, Scotland, are living in retirement at present nt Mrs. Thomas Carnegie's home in Homowood. Mn. J. Melvis House, of Xew York, for merly a well-known resident of Pittsburg, nnd Miss Ida May Wendell will bo married in Xew York in tne spring. CANNOT IIND A STAMP. A Lost Marriage License Causes Consider able Trouble. Chicago, Dec. 1L A Chicago minister has for the last week been haunting Collector Mame's office awaiting a reply Irom Internal Kevenna Collector Mason at Washington to a request which the reverend gentleman made in a curious case. During tho war tho Govern ment, in order to raise rovenne, was com pelled to tax almo3t everything, and Con gress in its wisdom put a tax on marriage certificates. Every, marriage certificate, therefore was not genuine or legal unles it bore tho tax stamp of the Government, which cost 5 cents. It was during this period of universal tax ation that the minister above referred to married a couple, who afterward went East, taking their taxed certificate with them. The other day, over twenty-five years after the ceremony was performed, the divine re ceived a letter from tho husband in Pennsylvania, in which he stated that tho marriage certificate had been lost, and requesting that r. duplicate bo procured. The old form of certificate with the Government tax stamp upon it had to be procured. A visit was paid to the internal revenue office here, but it was found that none or the old stamps were on hand. Com missioner Siason was appealed to nt Wash ington to send one ot the stamps. The Com missioner hunted up a stamp, and yesterday it was received, hut along with it came a letter from the coupio that the old certificate bad been found. PEESIDENTAL GUESSING. Jons Snzsitxs could readily be counted in the Presidental race if Blaine was out 01 it. Si. Louis Republic Presidental guessing will loom up as a more active industry since the speakership has been settled. Toledo Commercial. When Presidental booms bud out of sea son there is grave danger of their being nipped by the political frost. Washington Post. A little raw beef on the eye of theClevej land boom would seem to be a necessary se quence of the speakership contest. Sf. Louis Globe-Democrat. Some enthusiastic friends of General Xol son A. Miles are again booming that gallant soldier and estimable citizen for the Presi dency of the United States. The Miles boom is not large, but it is picturesque. Chicago News. The Sonth Carolina House has passed a prohibition bill modeled on the Iowa law. This will not be welcomo news to Governor' Boies, of Iowa, who is figuring for second place on the Democratic Presidental ticket. Chicago Inter Ocean. A VICTIM TO SUPERSTITION. Death of a Woman Who Was One or Thir teen at a Party. New nAVXtf, Cosx, Dee. 11. Barbara Mail house died yesterday a supposed victim of the "13" superstition. Miss Mnilhouse at tended a party about two weeks ago, and during the evening she noticed that there were Just 13 persons present. She called attention to the fact, and some one jokingly 'aid that as she was the first to notice it sho should be the one to fall n vic tim to the fatal number. Sho was manifestlv worried over it, and when she was taken ill last Friday she became firmly convinced that she could never recover.and so informed her family and physician. Xothmg could disabusoherof hcrbclier.nndshe continued to grow worse until tho died. Hill Made a Discovery. Boston Traveller. 1 Governor Hill seems to havo made the dis covery at last that Xew York is not Mississippi- DEATHS DEKE AND ELSEWHEEE. Thomas It. Davis. Thomas K. Davis, Anditor of Disburse ments of the Pennsylvania Railroad Company, died at his residence In Philadelphia yesterday morn ing. Mr. Davis was bom In August, 133. anil at the time of his death was in the forty-second year of consecutive service with the company. He be gan his railroad career with a clerk In the superin tendent's olace at llarrlshurg In &J3, and was sub sequently transferred to the general office at Al toona and assigned to duty under the late H. J. Lombeantau. then General Superintendent. In this position he formulated the system nf account ing, which, in its developed state. Is still used by the Pennsvlvani-i Kallroad. In lift he removed to Philadelphia and became chief clerk ot disburse ments or railroad and canals. In 1863 he was ap pointed Second Assistant Auditor, and in the re organization of 1872 he was promoted to the post of Auditor of Disbursements. Mrs. Flora McKnlght Woolslalr. Mrs. Flora McKnight "Woolslair, wife of Charles W. Woolslair. of tlie East End stock yards, died yesterday at her home on 31arcbaml street.. She was 33 years of ajrc and was well known, and was identified with a number of chnrch societies. The funeral will be on Sunday after noon. Obituary riofes. Charles Burroughs, the noted turf patron and owner or the famous pacer. .Toe Davis, died at Dayton Thursday sitting in his chair. Martui Williams, the oldest newspaperman in the Northwest, died suddenlv Thursday night at Minneapolis of rheumatism of the heart. KEV. James Mcikhead. of the Methodist Epis copal Illinois Conference, died suddenly yesterday In Champalzn, III., aged 65. He was widely known throughout the Middle and Western States. Richard G. Dove, the oldest employe in the Government service in Washington, died yester day. He was a clerk In the Trtasnry Department, and was appointed In ISO) during President Jack son's administration. Russell M. Little died yesterday at Glenn Falls, X. H., aged 82 years. He founded the Glenn Falls Insurance Company, and bad been its presi dent since 18C4. He was a delegate to the Chicago Convention which first nominated Lincoln, CUEIOUS CONDENSATIONS. There will be 53 Sundays in 1892. ' The City of llexico has 329,533 inhab itants. Electric liht is to be used in all the German factories. Twenty tons of violets are used every year by a Cannes perfumer. The pennyweight was the exact weijht of the old British silver penny. Prof. Keeler says the sun's heat will warm tho world for 10,000,000 years yet. The pin factories of the United States make about 13,000,000,000 pins each year. Paper matches are coming into favor, and a factory will De built shortly in Michigan. The largest steam shovel in the world is at work in phosphate mines in South Carolina. The favorite method of adorning build ings during the middle ages was by means of mirrors. The value of Kansas farm lands is saicV to have actually Increased 21 per cent in the past 12 months. Nearly all the best works of Persian art are attributed to the time of the great Shah Abbar, 1533. More than $500,000 worth of gold goes into people's mouths every year la the fill ing of their teeth. Copies of the Icelandic Bible printed in 1534 are still in existence. A banker of Lex iDgton, Mo., has one. The Southeastern Bailway in England asked at the rate of . 13,000,000 per acre for a strip of its land at Bermondsey. Three families in Eaton Kapids, Mich., living side by side, have 43 children. They could start a school district of their own- The famous and venerable Magdalene tower in Ireland Is to be converted into a ventilating shaft for the sewers of Drog. beda. On the Maryland coast the other dar a whale was captured, in whose stomach was a flve-gallon demijohn of whisky with the cork still in. A new substitute for glass has been an nounced in Vienna. It is made out of collo dion wool and has the same properties as glass, except that it is flexible. Chinese gold miners in California do not talk at their work, as they consider it unlucky, and for the same reason they do not like to be addressed by visitors. At Bock Springs, Wyo., the Chinese miners In the coal mines consider it very unlucky to speak before breakfast. The first iron ship has more reputed birth places than Homer. Both the Clyde and the Mersey claim pre-eminence in this respect. Sir E. J. Robinson, designed an iron vessel in 1816. which was not launched till threo years later, and it is said that an Iron boat was worked on the Severn even as far back as 17S7. The loss of crockery by the late earth quake in Japan, in Aichi and Mino, the well known centers of the porcelain manufacto ries, has been tremondons. The furnaces have nearly all been destroyed. It 13 ex pected, thorefore, that a great rise in tho price of porcelain will ensne, as tho fur naces will not be completed before the end of the year. The kauri tree grows in Auckland and tho vast forests of this beautiful tree are largely owned by a syndicate. Some of the trees are 15 feet in diameter. The wood is close grained and tough and is used forship buildingtoalarge extent. It is especially valuable because there are no knots in it, and it is not unusual for a 95-foot mast to be without a single knot. Jefferson county, Ala., is taking the lead of all other Southern counties, if not of every county in the United States, in tho vigor which it is displaying in macadamiz ing its roads. It has already 110 miles of macadamized roads, 30 more now under con struction, and contracts nre soon to be let for seven miles additional, which will give that county a total of 150 miles of first-class roads. In cleansing the shore of "Wenham Xake the remains of an old iron works was dis covered. Tho iron is what Is known as bog iron, and there aro many evidences of its having been smelted. Wenham Lake is in. North Bevorly.near Salem, in Essex county. The iron works referred to wero certainly not the first, nor the second, nor tho third in Massachusetts. They may havo been built about 1700. A foolish fox was caught In a very odd way in Glastonbury, Conn., recently. He had a very long and bushy tail, and, maybe, was extremely vain of it, for ho swished it from side to side instead of trailing it on the ground. A pack of hounds chased him, and to elude them ho tried to bolt through a barbed wire fence; but somehow that tail curled itself about a barb and tho fox was as fast as if the Jaws of a steel trap held him. An hour later the hunters despatched him. The municipal authorities of Toronto recently ordered the police to make a count of the unoccupied houses in the city. The citizens were not satisfied with the showing made and a recount was ordered. The sec ond count was completed the other day, and it shows that there are 3,679 dwelling hodses and 531 stores vacant in the city of Toronto. It is not reported whether or not the citizens are pleased with the revised figures. The showing is suggestive along several lines. Dry champagnes are of comparatively recent popularity, even in Xew York. Cham pagne used to be esteemed a lady's wine, and therefore properly sweet. Thero are men not yet old who remember the time when dry champagnes were not found even in the fashionable clubs of the oountry, and one well-known firm, perhaps the earliest to make a specialty of dry wines for the Amer ican market, began to be recognized in this country less than 30 years ago. Taste hns been educated with great rapidity, however, and even women begin to loot upon a sweet wine with disfavor. It is not-the most famous of ducking streams in Maryland that most abound in wild fowl, and some of the least known ana most inaccessible are crowded with game all winter. The Kiver St. Martin's in Woos ter county is one of these. It is a broad tide-water stream flowing into an arm of the Atlantic not far from Berlin. Hard by the stream are the ruins of old St. Martin's Church.one of the oldest Episcopal churches In the country. St. Martin's was so flourish ing in the early years or the eighteenth cen tury that Queen Anne honored it with the gift of a silver sacramental service, which is still in use. JOKELETS FKOM JUDGE. Bingo (who lives next door to "Wickstafi") I have bought my little boy a drum for Christ mas, and I hope he won't keep yon awrafce. Wicks taff He won' t keep me awake If be doesn't plar on It. Peach, pear and plum have their gifts for man. We couldn't get on without the three; But the fruit built on the tetter plan Is the fruit found on the Christmas tree. First footpad There is no use tackling that fellow. Second footpad Why? First footpad-He's been baying Christmas pres ents all day. Bloobumper "What a pretty child Mrs. Jaysmlth's baby 1st Mrs. Bloobumper Tcs; and It didn't get its beauty from Its papa, either. Bloobumper I don't know about that. Jaysmlth hasn't any left. "What though her father laugh And say in jesting way The boy but loves by half And the girl Is only la play?' , A girl may grow to a wife And learn In love's old school To wind the threads of a life With a skein or Shetland wool. Amy I wonder why Congressman Jerry Simpson won't wear socks? Mable Perhaps he was horn barefooted. He Mrs. Crumpton carried Jack Hard ing off bodily to the Salvationist revival. She's so much interested In him 1 She Did the czhorters have any effect on Mm? He Yes: he rushed up to the mourners' bench and cried out, ' 'What shall I do to be lost?' ' In poverty's meshes caught, 'Tis no wonder my woes Increase. I have given my sweetheart naught; She has given me my release. Stranger I believe you aro connected with the Thirty-third national bask. Gentleman Yes, sir. Stranger Will you be kind enongh to ten rae something about the financial standing of the In stitution Gentleman Wett, really, I'm afraid I caa't, I'm simply a director, you know.