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One Year 1 25 The Daily JusrtTcit is delivered by carriers at 15 cents per week, or, including Sunday Edition, at 29 uts ner week. riTTSr.URG. SATURDAY, DEC 5, 1SPU. TWELVE PAGES A XK1V SPECIE. OF CKANKIS3I. Wall street was the scene of a novel and s-ensational flurry yesterday. It was treated to its first real speculative tragedy, and those who are wont to moralize on t!ie methods of business there now have a new lesson in cause and effect to ponder over. The lunatic who requested Russell Kige to hand over a cool million dollars and then hurled a bomb at the manipu lator's head evidently belongs to that class nf cranks who believe in a division of wealth, and a quick division at that He is a new species of crank, doubtless the first germ of the seed of Anarchy which lias been sown in spots in this country of late, but which until yesterday's startling episode has been satisfied with wild words instead of trasic acts in its demands upon the bondholders. The attempted assassination of Russell Saee is on a par with the attempted black mailing of Jay Gould, which the detect ives were able to frustrate. Both episodes show the' dangers to which men of vast wealth as well as society are exposed hy allr.winc the expounders of monarchy bred doctrines too much tether. Neither can such acts be discussed without con sidering how lar such men, by accumu lating vast fortunes through shrewd scheming, corporate control, manipulation and Mock jobbery, are responsible. The mar. wiio wrecked Itussell Sage's oifice and murdered its innocent occupants is undoubtedly ciazy. The law will deal charitably with him. But it should lay a heavy hand upon those who are turning the heads and guiding the hands of others, whether by the preaching of Anarchy or the practice of speculative chicanery. ' THE TORY POLICY. The convention of the English Conser vatives iasi week was principally notice abb; for its refusal to adopt either the pro gramme which lias been outlined by the Salisbury ministry or the further meas ures which are suspected to be held in reserve as a last resort. I lie convention llatly refused to pass a resolution endors ing the schTiie of local government for Ireland, which Lord Salisbury declares Jo be, cssenti-ii Jo preserve the alliance hetween the Government and the Liberal Unionists, ami in addition it adopted a resolution looking toward the levying of tentative protective tariffs, which to the Liberal Un-onitts is little more than the red rag to the bull. If such a positive dissent from the avowed policy of the ministry had been pronounced by a vote of Parliament it would have amounted to a vote of want of confidence, and necessitated the resigna tion of the Cabinet. The spectacle is therefore presented of a party voting its disapproval of the ministry in a party con vention, which it would not do in Parlia ment, and expressing a dissent for which It would antagonize the opposition if the laltersiiouldattempt it. The utmost signifi cance that can be given to the action is that it is a notification from the rank and file of the party to the ministers that they prefer the other policy to that which the ministry Jias adopted. There is no sign in Lord Salisbury's speeches that he intends to give any attention to the protests of his supporters. He cannot do so without re moving the I?st excuse of the Liberal tDje BiMftlj. Unionists for acting with him, as they arc pledged to a measure of Irish local gov ernment and bound by every tradition against the theory of discriminating tariffs. Nor is the necessity of his respecting the wishes of the Tory ranks at all indi cated by the precedents of the party. It was among the striking characteristics of the means by which Peel and Disraeli re tained power, that they adopted policies repugnant to every fiber of Tory nature and relied on the party discipline to carry the bewildered Tory members through the duty of voting for what they contemned with all their private judgment. It would not be at all singular if Lord Salisbury should make a similar demonstration of the Tory discipline by forcing his sup porters to the task of maintaining through a session the policy which they have repu diated in their parly convention. But if the rank and file are not to dic tate the policy, why should they have met in convention? AVe think that was where the mistake was made. It was neither good senso to suggest that the work of outlining party policy might be left to the gentlemen of the October Club, nor to opeji the way to the point where it would be necessary to demonstrate to those gen tlemen that their wishes have nothing to do with policy and that their sole duty is to vote as the Government directs. THE BALLOT ACTS WEAKNESS. A telegram from Lancaster, Pa., states, on the authority of the Chairman of the Prohibition onranization, that the Baker ballot law will be brought into the courts by them on the question of the constitu tionality of the restrictions imposed by the measure on parties polling less than a stated percentage of the total vote. If the provisions of the Baker ballot bill amount to a prevention of any voter from voting for the persons he prefers, or of the disfranchisement of any party as such, there is the gravest reason for doubting its constitutionality. At the time of the passage of the bill The Dis patch pointed out that it was likely to have that effect. Now "that an election has intervened we are confronted with the fact that the Prohibition party is ex cluded from having its nominations in cluded on the official ballot as regular nominations, and that the members of that party or any other new party can only get its nominees before the peopls by "nomination papers" to which an imprac ticably large number of signers are re quired. It will, of course, be for the courts to decide whether such restrictions as these amount to disfranchisement; but it is not too much to say that it will require an ex tremely favorable view of the law to re gard them in any other light The right of small parties or new parties to flock by themselves is indisputable, and while it may be an open question whether an act that subjects them to practical discrimina tion is unconstitutional or not, there is enough foundation for the claim to make the contest an extremely interesting one. If the law should be declared unconsti tutional, the further very pointed question may arise, whether legislative wisdom of Pennsylvania inserted that provision with a view of passing a ballot reform act which would thus either disfranchise a minority party or else wipe the whole act out of existence. UNDEMOCK ATI u PAKTIS 1 NSHIP. It would be taken as a principle beyond dispute in the abstract that both political parties should agree, in spite of the ideas of cither, that this Government is to be carried on by representatives of the ma jority of the people. Tet It is the case, as Tiie Dispatch has pointed out heretofore, that partisan spirit often goes to the ex treme of denying in practice what it would not dare dispute in theory. In other words, the powibility of punish ing partisanship to the destruction of popular government is illustrated by the vice of securing the seating of candidates because party interests demand it, irre spective of the question whether they are honestly elected or not. This has been done bj- Republicans, as pointed out at the time in these .columns. It has been done by Democrats, and a peculiarly wanton example of it is now presented in New Tork by the means taken, under the di rection of David Bennett Hill, for the seizure of legislative seats for the Demo crats, which the evidence plainly shows were by the vote of the people honestly given to Republicans. To deny or defeat the right of the people to be represented by their fairly elected representatives is more than ordinary political dishonesty. It is a blow at the foundation of popular government. So long as such things are possible the verdict of the people does not govern, but the schemes of unscruplous politicians do. The men who engage in the seizure of seats b3- such means may profess democratic principles; but actions speak louder than words, andby their acts they proclaim themselves enemies of popular government Tet such is the degree of partisan blind ness that such acts of enmity to the principles of republican institu tions have been committed by both par ties. It is an evidence that some politi cians can place the integrity of our insti tutions above party, that one Democratic paper in New York State has been found to denounce the act, as the Poughkeepsie Enterprise does, as "a blow at the founda tion of our free institutions." But what a commentary on theslavishness of partisan ship is presented by the fact that only one Democratic paper in New Tork has de veloped sufficient regard for the principles of honest representation to speak out TAXES AND CITIZENSHIP. What is left of that question to challenge Senator-elect Calvin S. Brice's eligibility to the Senate will turn on the question whether a man's residence in a given locality is to be determined by his voting there or by his paying taxes there, or omitting to pay them altogether. There is little dispute that Mr. Brice has been voting in Ohio without question. The vote may be regarded as something for which it is necessary to demonstrate a man's residence rather than as a proof of it Unfortunately in Air. Brice's cases that archaic test of a man's residence so often cited, viz., "the place where he gets his washing done," does not apply. Not, let us hasten to assert, that there is any deficiency in the purification of his soiled linen; but because he has his washing done in so many States that if the test were accepted ho might be Senator at once from Ohio, New Tork and numerous otlier States to which his railroad interests extend. But op posed to the prima facie inference of resi dence lurnisnea ny 111s voting in umo is the inference to the opposite degree, already referred to in these columns, pre sented by his decided indisposition to pay taxes as a citizen of the State. His plat form up to date appears to have been that he resides in Lima, Ohio, for the purpose of voting, but he does not reside there for the purpose of paying taxes. The question thus presents itself: Can the refusal or evasion of a man to pay taxes be taken as a disavowal of residence or a proof of non-residence? As a matter of legislative policy such a principle pre sents decided attractions. There is a good deal of practical justice in the idea that if a man does not accept the position of a resident in paying taxes he thereby re nounces the privilege of citizenship in voting and holding offices. But candor compels, the recognition of the fact that as a matter of fact this has never been a decisive test. If it had been the principle accepted and enforced in the past, it would have dis franchised a large number of eminent and wealthy citizens. The fact is that the practice of tax dodging by any means that could be made available has been pursued in various States without a hint that it in volved a forfeiture of any political privi leges, or even any derogation of the social character of the tax evader. The further fact that tho wealthier a man is, and there fore the better able to pay his taxes, he can generally evade them the more suc cessfully, maybe an argument in favor of setting up such a rule in the future, but it only emphasizes the fact that no such rule exists up to the present time. It thus looks as if Mr. Brice is entitled to his seat But the spectacle presented of a man who is citizen of Ohio enough to be elected Senator, but not citizen enough to pay taxes, according to his own view, may suggest to the Ohio people the pro priety of giving to the renunciation of the tax paying character the significance of a renunciation of political privileges. now TO KNFOECETHE PENALTY. As a means of suppressing the train robberies the Philadelphia Ledger thinks that "the holding up of a train, no matter what its result, should be punishable with death. " But will such a punishment have any deterring effect so long as the train robbers are not caught Hanging has few terrors to the criminal who gets away. On the other hand, there is no doubt that if all men who attempt train robbery were promptly caught and sent to the peni tentiary, the train-robbing would cease. The point at which the law should aim is to make its penalties swift and sure. Failing that, the only way to make the death penalty useful in suppressing train robbers would he to educate trainmen and passen gers up to the point of inflicting it on the robbers when the robbery is attempted. A striking illustration of a good in tention cone astray is presented by the fact that a Chicago street railway company not very Ions ago distributed prizes among its conductors for the best records of courtesy to patrons, nnditnmediately following there upon one conductor has been knocked off his car for insolence and another has been nearly mobbed for brutality to an old man. There would seem to be a crank loose some where in the machinery; but an explanation is afforded by the fact that tho prizes con sisted in giving the conductors leaves of ab sence or vacation. Rejecting the malevo lent suggestion with regard to the effect of promptly sending the courteous conductor on a vacation as soon as bis courtesy is found, tho charitable thooiy is that while the commendable conductors are enjoying the reward of their courtesy the public has either to suffer or rebel. As to the Treasury surplus, when the organs of both parties claim that It corrob orates their previous views, whether of ex tinction or plenitude, it can only impress the average mind with the belief that there is a great deal of elasticity eithf-r iu the sur plus or in the political veracity. The placing of contracts for over 200,000 tons of steel rails within the past few days indicates that the leading railways of the country are making a commendable effort to keep their tracks in good shape for the big business of the next two years, and that the steel rail industry is assured of steady activity for a proportionate length of time. But with the example of the leading rail ways thus set before the country, will there riot be the usual rush of other corporations who wilt want all their steel rails at once when they find that it is impossible to get them. The Czar of Russia's refusal to receive a deputation of noblemen who wish to get a constitution for Russia, should not awaken jeers in Pennsylvania. The Czar has a better excuse than tho State Senators of Pennsyl vania for believing that constitutions are unconstitutional. y It is noticeable that the price of coal in England, which was very high, has recently declined, and the extraordinary result has followed in the city of Newcastle, of a re duction of the price of illuminating gas from 44 cents per thousand to 40 cents. Con sidering that coal is still higher in England than in Pennsylvania, our domestic gas companies should at once address a re monstrance to their English brethren about this demoralizing example of cheapness. Dynamiting the Wall street operators is altogether too vigorous and insane a remedy. Tne explosion of their own bub bles is the utmost that can be properly wished for on the docorino of similia simili bus. The New York Court of Appeals has pro nounced that little provision on the back of railway passes that the cpmpany "will not be responsible for injuries," etc., to be in valid in law. This will add potency to the railwav determination to abolish the free pass abuse always excepting the passes for whicli the railway gets value received sev eral times over in legislative or official services. As to the discussion whether the German Emperor is insane or not, a final opinion may judiciously be reserved; but it is perti nent that if he is insane he has occasionally displayed brilliant flashes of sanity. The suggestion of the St. Louis Globe Democrat that the Republican National Con vention shall be composed only of Republi cans who have received no favors from the Administration, may be taken as lofty ground in the abstract. But in the practical, vulgar concrete, it can only be accepted as a hitter attempt to let the life-blood out of the Harrison boom. Tun second instalment of rainy weather lets all the coal out of the harbor, and it may not be too much optimism to express the hope that it will also sweep all of tho oil out of tho city water. Ir New York people are as long raising money for a service of silver plate to the vessel New York as in raising tho Grant Monument, it is to be feared that the gal lant officers of that vessel will have to eat off stone china long after that vessel has be come serviceable as an object for political navy yard repairs. If dynamite is to remain as an agent of civilization tho manufacturers of it should devise stronger means for keeping it out of the hands of lunatics and Anarchists. Mn. John C. Exo is now.reported to be coming back from Canada with another for tune. This will of course rehabilitate him in New York: but what lias Canada to say to it, and how much do the unfortunate Cana dians suffer in the acquisition of these for tunes by our emigrating boodlers? If highwaymen can rob the common peo ple on tiie streets of Pittsburg, is it any less dangerous than tho incursions of crazy dvnamiters in Wall street offices? So Colonel Dan Lament was not put on the National Democratic Committee from New Yptk,and Lieutenant GovcrnorSheehan was. Well, this removes any harassing doubts about a po3Sllilo dicker between the nrbauo ex-Private, Secretary and the Governor-Senator bos of New York. TALK OF THE TOWN. Winters Are Not What They Used to Be Sir Edwin Arnold's Mild VocalUin a Drawback Authors as lecturers Even Beggars Use Typewriters Now Odd Scraps ot Conversation in City Precincts. " "The winters in America have changed wonderfully since I was aboy," saidEdward O'Ncil, the insurance man, yesterday, "ana while Plttsburgers complain with greater cause of tho changeable, now warm now cold, weather they not in the winter months, they nro not alone In the enjoyment of the discomforts of a treacherous, shifty climate. When I was a boy and lived on the banks of tho Hudson in New York State the river used to freeze solid by Thanksgiving, and from then till ia,te in March we had all the sleighing wo wanted; the snow accumulated till nothing on wheels was to he thought of as a vehicle .for months together. I remember going to school in weather that wa simply arctic, with the thermometer at 20 below zero. They have no such lone periods of very cold weather there now: thero are cold snaps, and they still have somo slefcrhiug and skat ing, hut tho kind of winter I remember as tho normal one of my school days the Hud son River Valley knows no more. Pitts burgers enjoyed such winters 20 years ago, too. The theory that the destruction of forests and the clearing and cultivating of tho land has had this effect upon the climate may explain the mild, uncertain winters In some seotions, but it will hardly hold good in regard to the Hudson Vallov, which is still dominated by the forest -clad sides of the Catskills." Sir Edwin's Small Voice Wag lost, A very large number of those who went to hearSir Edwin Arnold only saw him, or at best heard but two of his selections, namely, "A Pair of Shoes" and "He and She," in de livering which he let out all of his voice. A gentleman who sat in the eighth row from the stage said yesterday that he did not bear a complete sentence of the first reading from "The Light or Asia," and, indeed, for a minute or so at a time could not distinguish a solitary word. It speaks well for tho patience and courtesy of the audience that only one protest against Sir Edwin's man ner of speech was voiced during the lecture, and that was near the conclusion and came from 11 man in the gallery who probably was better off than his fellows on tho floor of tho hall. By the way, a remark in The Dis patch's report of the lecture on this feature neeas interpretation. The remark was that "his words were inaudible twenty rods from the stage" a correct statement, no doubt, but not what the reporter wrote. By a typo graphical error the word "rows" was changed into "rods." Authors Who Figure an Lecturers. "Have you noticed." said E. J. McCullough yesterday, "that the authors who have come from England to lecture to us of late years have not been stupendous successes? Nobody recognizes more readily than I the beauty of Edwin Arnold's poetry, but it is very clear that hejias neither the gifts nor the train ing to make a successful platform orator. There were' men in the audience at Carnegie Hall, who could read his poems with better expression. The author is not necessarily a speaker, or even a good reader. Even men of greater versatility than Arnold in letters have failed upon the platform. Mathew Arnold when I first heard him did not make himself heard beyond the people in the front seats; and when he improved in this respect after being told to speak louder by half a dozen audiences, he did not do justice to his written work. Another distinguished man who was a disappoint ment as a lecturer was Stanley, for great ex plorer and graphic as are his descriptive powers.when it came to talking to a hall full orpeople he was plainly 111 at ease and out of his element. You will generally find that the men Mho can read their own works with good effect have more or less histrionic ability. Dickens' readings made as deep an impression upon those who heard him a3 his books did upon his readers, and the secret of this was undoubtedly his Protean ability. He acted his books, and made the characters stand out as if in a play and interpreted by good actors. Dickens would have made a good actor beyond a doubt, and his cleverness as an amateur was a source of much pride to him. James Whitcomb Riley is success ful because he can embody his own creations; Max O'Rell has something histrionic in his make-up, and nlmost every lecturer I am speaking of those who are also authors who is popular, has considerable qualification for tne stage. It is interesting, nevertheless, to hear an author of Sir Edwin Arnold's standing read his own works, and there is much in them that it would be very good to have him explain." Touching Use -of the Typewriter. "Beggars are sharing in the refinement of the age," said a Plttsburger.who has an office on Diamond street, yesterday. "This after noon a little girl with a tear-stained, grimy face came into my office and handing out a dirty, much-creased note, asked me to read it. Though I knew what I should find, I opened the note, and to my surprise the old, old petition for help from the bed-ridden lady with three sick children crying for bread loomed up before me in clear type written letters. The words were spelt cor rectly, the spacing was all right, and even the punctuation marks were properly dis tributed, but tho fact that a poor woman in such dire distress should have invoked the aid of a typewriter astounded me most of all. As an editor the type-written copy touched me and the little girl touched me, too for 10 cents. Pittsburt; Air and the Eyes. "Pittsburg atmosphere may not be clear enough to suit a great many people," said Dr. E. SI. Griffith to a few of his friends re cently, "but it is better for eyes than if it contained no smoke. I am not a specialist in the eye line, but I come in contect with those who are, and they tell me that they have a bard time to get along. It is a well known fact that the rays of the sun are par ticularly hard on tho eyes, and they are especially so when reflected from pave ments and sidewalks. The smoke in the air, while it may bo hard on clothes, un healthy to breathe and unpleasant to gaze upon, is useful in darkening the atmos phere and deadening the effect of the sun's rays. It is hard on tho specialists, but it is beneficial to the people in one way. I am free to confess, though, that this is the only benefit derived from its existence, so far as I have been able to discover." A Bnried City of the Future. "Some day tho supposed ruins of an ancient city will be found down there,'"said a Solio hill resident, pointing toward the flats below. "It is only a year or so ago, that a brick yard was in existence down there, fully SO feet below the present sur face. Then tho filling commenced and the owners of the brick yard did not think it necessary to remove any of their buildings or utensils. The consequence is that they were covered by tho filling and are now at least 20 feet underground. In future ages, someone may dig down there and discover these buildings and bricks and who knows but there may be asenation created by tho reported discovery of an ancient city. " The filling is still going on at Solio, and other builaings are likely to be covered during the course of the next few mouths. A Divining Bod for OH Fields. Edmund Vance, who resides near Troy Hill, is a firm believer in rhabdomaney, and thinks be has discovereda divining rod that will point out tho location of oil fields. He exhibited his discovery to a party of gentle men at the market one day during the week. The divining rod was an ordinary looking black f'y" shaped twig. "I discovered its properties by accident," he said. "It dropped into a chemical mixture and when I wu holding It In myjband, after taking it out, I found that it persistently pointed to a coal oil can that was in the room. Since then I have tried it a number of times and it has always acted the same way." Ashe said this ho took the twig between his thumb and forefinger and holding his elbows out at an angle, stepped along the aisle In the mar ket. Suddenly the twig pointed toward a spot on a counter and upon examination a can or coal oil was found beneath and in a location that prevented the holder of the rod from seeing It from where he stood. "I am going out prospecting soon," he said, "and this is all that I snail take with me." One Democrat Easy to Please. Boston Globe The pretense that Mr. Mills represents free'trado and Mr. Crisp protection is all stuff and nonsense. Neither of them repre-. sents anything. They are both sound tariff reformers, good Democrats "and able men. The same is true of McMillln, Springer and Wilson. There Is no principle at stake in this contest. Any one of, the five will do very well Indeed for speaker of the inicom ing Democratic House. STBAY STATE TOPICS. Death of "Panther Jim," In -McKean County. "Panther Jim," or James Spearllng, or Custer Camp, McKean county, has been killed, says a Bradford dispatch, at the age or 65, after having aoharmed life as a trap per. When only a babo in arms Jim was carried off by a huge panther from a maple sap trough, wherein his mother had nlaced him, near her Kettle Creek cabin. He" was a heavy load for the panther, and the mother of the screaming babe actually overtook and crushed the beast's bead with her clothes pounder. Hence the sobriquet of "Panthor Jim." Jim grow to be a trapper. Ho was on his way to a bear trap a few days ago when a stone fence he was climbing fell and threw him fatally headforemost upon a cobblestone. The Shortest Will. Pnnxsutawncy Spirit. "1 read in a New York paper the other day," said a former member of the bar of Luzerne county, Pa., "an item about a will recently admitted to probate in McKeesport, which only contained 24 words, and which, the item stated, was unique among wills be cause of its brevity. I was reminded by this that tho shortest will on record is one on file in the office' of the Register of Luzerne county. That will, including the signature. r contains but nine words. It was written with a lead pencil on a half sheet of note pa per, and is ns follows: " 'Emily E, Miner is my heir. " 'Sabak K. Miser.' "The will when found was enclosed in an envelope, which was Indorsed: 'Read this when I am dead.' The maker of this was a blind woman, and was famous in her day as the 'Blind Poetess of tho Wyoming." She was a daughter of Hon. Charles Miner, whose 'History of the Wyoming Valley' is among the rarest and most valuable local histories ever written. Ho was alo the ablest and best known journalist in Pennsylvania half a century ago. He founded the Village Record of Westchester, Pa., and subse quently the Miner's Record in Wilkesbarre. Wants the Prohibition Convention. Uniontown Genius of Liberty. We didn't want the Republican National Convention to meet in Uniontown, and couldn't get the Democratic, but we might bustle about and get the Prohibitionists to meet with us. We have a pop works and several soda fountains to commence with, together with au abundant supply of moun tain water. The Monongahela Coal Industry. McKeesport News. There has been a marked change in the coal industry in this valley in the past year. Nearly all tho large Arms since natural gas has played out haveeecured large coal fields of their own which they will operate to supply fnel to their works, believing they can do this at a much less cost than by pur chasing the fuel from private companies. The coal land in No. 5 pool is being pur chased. The business is extending much farther up the valley. Sir. Speaker. Philadelphia Press. A-through tho valleys, o'er the hills, The voices rango from shout to lisp; Will it be Don Quixote Mills, Or ultra Sancho Panza Crisp? If neither ono should raise the latch, Will memory ever fondly linger About the name of Speaker Hatch, Or else, per contra, Speaker Springer? Whoe'er it be; of all the lot. Let him who runs and wins take heed, That there is one who'll make It hot For him throughout the session Reed. Though "burly autocrat" he be As they are fond of styling him Another House his star will see So bright 'twill "douse" the previous "glim." nnntlng Notes From Clearfield. Raftsman's Journal. The returns from Governor Pattison's party, on Trout run, are very meager. Will Hinkle brought a four-pronged buck to town on Saturday, which he bad shot somewhere on the mountains. W. C. Cardon, who spent all of last week in the woods, says he saw a deer that would weigh 275 pounds and a pheasant as big as a wild turkey. Richard Shaffer, of Mt. Joy, brought a very fine deer to town on Saturday. Frank Scott killed a very pretty fawn on Sa'turday .last on Missionary Ridge, which weighed 45 pounds. Hunting stories will not be ready until the marksmen all get iu from the woods ready to roast their shins around the fire place and recito the great events of the season. Thomas Price, of West Cleavfleld, shot a buck on Sandv Kidge on Friday that tipped the beam at 175 pounds. He shot it at a range of 200 5-urds with a Marlin-Ruffer 38 rifle, and he has corroborative testimony to all ho says. Where Are the Daughters at Home. Steubenville Ohio Press. We now havo 32 secret societies in the city, and the women are taking the lead in many organizations. We have the W. C. T. U., the W. R. C, the Y'3 and the W. F. M. So ciety; tho W. H. M. S., sewing societies, mis sionary societies, singing socloties and sew ing schools: Daughters of Liberty, Daughters of America, Daughters of Rebecca, Daugh ters of the Star Council until that old-fashioned circle of daughters at home has almost become obsolete. PERSONAL NOTES. Thomas A. Edison's fortune is esti mated at $3,000,000. Phil Armour's pork packing business in Chicago is said to amount to $63,000,000 an nually. Representative Mills has been 19 years In Congress, and his interest in it has never been greater than it is at present. John Bright once spoke of "Cyrus "W. Field as "the Columbus of modern times," who by his cable had moored the new world alongside the old. The Brazilian Government has decided to retain its legation at the City of Mexico, and President Peixotto has ordered Scnor Alvin to remain at his post. John Fitzgerald, ex-President of the Irish National League in America, is the richest man In Lincoln, Neb., having a for tune of $1,500,000. He began his career as a laborer with pick and shovel on a Western road. Thaddeus Stevens died in 1868, but his estate has not yet been settled. Last week a woman who claims to be the widow of his nephew filed a large claim against the estate. It is believed that she was never married to him. Christine Nilsson has finally attained her wish to reside in Stockholm ana has ob tained from the Queen Regent of Spain the appointment of her titled husband as Spanish Minister to tho Swedish court, at which are doubtless yet veteran grandees who heard her sing, the ballads of her bour geoise childhood. Lord Mayor Evans, of London, will have about $r.,uuu to spend in entertain ments during the year apart from tho re sources of a. great fortune. Or this sum close to $75,000 comes from a fund set apart for the purposo by his father many years ago In anticipation of his son's honor and $50,000 was voted by tho Corporation. Mr. Chauncey M. Depew, says the New York Telegram, besides being one of the most eloquent is one of the bravest men of his time. There are precious few men in the world who would dare, while nolding a high position in a monopoly, to denounce the selfishness of millionaires. Mr. Depew has the courage of his Inconsistency. Akchuishop Kenrick, of St. Louis, whose jubilee was celebrated with great pomp in St. Louis on last Monday, Is the oldest Catholic Bishop in America. He was born in 180(i, ordained in 1832, came to America in 1833, was made Vicar General of Philadelphia soon after, became Coadjutor Bishop of St. Louis in 1841, was consecrated an Archbishop in 1848 and ' opposed the dogma of Papal infallibility at the Vatican Council in 1809. But for this last act be would have undeniably have received a Car dinal's bat. MRS. GRUNDY'S WORLD. The Social Whirl Moves Along Philanthro pic and Polite Circles Each Find Some thing io Suit Its Taste and Occupy Its Time. Interest is still rife over the coming National Pageant, in which the most Inter esting tableau probably is that of the recep tion given to George Washington and the Marquis de Lafayette. A minuet is intro duced, in which the guests take part, while a pretty song is sung. There aro a number of stanzas, of whicli these two are the most characteristic: Grandma savs our modern Jumping. Hopping, whirling, rushing, humping. vr uuiu nave snocsea me gemie ioib. Long ago. No, they moved with stately grace, Evcrvthing in proper place. Gliding siowly forward, then Slowly courtesylng back again Long ago. The annual bazaar and entertainment at St. Mark's Guild House, Eighteenth street, Southside, will he opened next Monday even ing and continue for the entire week. Pleas ing programmes have been arranged for Monday, Wednesday, Friday and Saturday evenings, in charge of some of tho promi nent musical and literary people of the Southside. Among the performers are tho Misses Grace Cready, Annie Prosser, Mamie Burnett, Ella Ott, Agnes McClure, Messrs. E. W. Brvce, Wm. Reynolds, Robt. Blaze, Cbas. A. Schwann, S. A. Brycc, L. C. Greaves and Mandolin Club. On Thursday evening the- King's Daughters will serve a turkey sunper, and an English tea pnrtv is ar ranged for another evening. Tho managers are energetically pursuing preparations and promise a successful affair. A pleasant and most enjoyable reception was the "observation" party held at the residence of Mrs. Samuel Moody, in Beaver, on Thursday evening. Amongthosepresent were Mr. and Mrs. J. K. McKallip, Mr. and Mrs. W. K. Miller, Mr. and Mrs. S. P. Stone, Miss Dravo, Mrs. J. F. Dravo, Mr. and Mrs. Geo. Wilson. Miss Lida Patterson. Miss Eva Patterson, Mrs. J. J. Wickham, Mr. Jas. P. Anderson, Miss Mary Anderson, Mr. and Mrs. Jas. Mitchell, Mr. and Mrs. A. P. Mar shall. Miss Weyand, Mr. and Mrs. J. F. Kurtz, Miss Kate French, Miss Alice French, Mrs. J. J. Davidson. Mr. and Mrs. I. F. Mans field, Mr. aud Mrs. Edw. Hum, Dr. and Mrs. J. II. Wilson, Mr. and Mrs. J. S. Dravo, Mr. and Mrs. Geo. Wilson, Mr. T. M. Henry, Mr. David Cooper. Mr. L. E. Gnin. The head prizes were awarded to Miss Eva Patterson and Mr. Jas. P. Anderson and the booby Srizes were carried off by Mr. and Mrs. Mc allip. Mrs. G.'B. Sweeney, the Secretary of the Ladies' Aid Society of the Southside Hospital, has couched the thanks of the so ciety to the public which patronized the benefit fair, as follows: "The sincere thanks of the Ladies' Aid Society of the Southside Hospital, are hereby extended to the citizens of Pittsburg, Allegheny and suburbs lor their kind interest in, and substantial pa tronage of, the fair, held recently with so encouraging a result. Particularly are thanks due to the ladies of the different churches for their valuablo services: also to those talented and generous ladies and gen tlemen whoso evening entertainments formed a pleasing feature of the fair, and the many contributors of money, who gave at least one-half of the net receipts." Social Chatter. Mn. xyv Mas. Robert Pitcairn, of Calrn carque, are in New York. The next dance by the Alhambra Cotillion takes place on Christmas eve. Last night the second of the Orinda series of dances was given at tho Linden Club house. Miss Bessie Boal. of Baden, gave a dinner Sarty on Wednesday evening In honor of uss Sweatnam, of Baltimore. A few Pitts burgers were among the guests. Miss Yotrao's marriage to Lieutenant Pierce was almost a wedding in camp, as a tent was erected in tho parlor, prettily draped with pink roses. The bride Is a really beautiful girl, of whom It is bard to say if her pretty ways or her pretty face be the most charming. Tuis afternoon and evening the ladies of Grace Episcopal Church. Mt. 'Washington, will hold a fair and supper for the benefit of the bnilding fund and the payment of recent street improvements. The fair will take place in Library Hall, Grandview avenue, at the head of the Monongahela Incline. Miss Jordas and Miss Semple, of Cincin nati, at present the guests ol Mrs. J. M. Schoonmaker, of Ellsworth avenue, will re main with their liostass for another fort night. These young ladies, who have just come out in Cincinnati, have attached to them many warm friends in Pittsburg. REED'S RULINGS Sustained Both by aTJonsensns or European legislative Practice and Common Sense. Philadelphia North American. A writer in the Korth American Review has examined the p'actlce in foreign legislative bodies as respects the quorum, and tho con sensus of practice is that ex-Speaker Reed is sustained in his rule to count all members present, whether voting or not, if it be nec essary to a quorum. It was hardly neces sary to go abroad to learn this, because the structure of parliamentary rulings is com mon sense, and Mr. Keed's rule is in strict accord wjth common sense. If a man nec essary to constitute a quorum can escape being counted by refusing to vote when called upon, and so put an end to bnsiness, then parliamentary law is a farce, and the men who hold to such shallow views aro farce actors. There has never been an instant of doubt touching the right and the duty of a presid ing officer to regard every member present as on duty. If not on duty ho has'no busi ness in the body. The Government pavs every Congressman a salary, and It has al ways been held that a salaried officer, or servant, must obey every summons to his post when he can be present. A member of Congress has no more right to refuse to act than a clerk In any department. The doc trine that a Congressman is superior to the laws that govern in any otlier branch of the service as regards duty is simply absurd, and tho man who teaches sucli rot is too shallow or too dishonest to be trusted any where. The kittiwake politicians and otlier gentlemen who cried out so lustily against Speaker Reed because he counted a man present when he was present only exposed their ignorance. Kev York Compliments Chicago. New York IJerald. Jinks The Bible says that a city that isn't founded on a rock cannot Itand. That's what makes me think Chicago is doomed. Filkins The Bible Is right, but the doom doesn't follow. Chicago doesn't stand; it gets there. BLAINE. Some Democratic editors will sleep a great deal better now that their anxiety concern ing Secretary Blaine's health is set at rest. PhiladelphiK JPras. Usdeu the circumstances surrounding Blaine, among the other planks of next year's platform they might put iu a board of health. Philadelphia nines. The first Blaine club of the 1892 campaign has been organized at Muncie, Ind. It is perhaps not without significance that Pres ident Harrison's own State should furnish the first spectacular boom for tho Plumed Knight. Chicago Aoo. Too many cooks spoil any broth. Toomany doctors would bury a Hercules. But an army of editors has not been able to slay the magnetic man from Maine. Again he comes up smiling. He is sound as a dollar onco more. iVeio York Commercial-Advertiser. The burning questions as to the appetite muscles and physical condition of Secre tary Blaine seem now to be dellnltely settled. But the not less burning question whether be will take a Prcsidental nomina tion is still causing .vgood many of his coun trymen to Ho awake every night. Philadel phia Bulletin. , The strength of his (Blaine's) inflnenco and his party popularity are recognized from Maine to California. The onlyquestion has been as to whether ho would permit his naino to come before the Republican National Convention. If he would do so he would be nominated without any qnestion. These aro simply the facts in the case. Cincinnatijsommcrcial.. The South is beginning to appreciate the present Republican Administration's ellort to open now markets for its products. Pres ident Hickman, of the Southern Manufact urers' Association, at the recent meeting held In Augusta said: "We will in the near, future have an outlet for our goods that will take all we can make at fair prices. Reci procity is the stepplngstono to an outlet for all our productions." SanFrandsco Call. LITEEAEY NOTES AND PERSONALS. Pbop. Jonw Fiske is writing a biography of Theodore Parker. Bddyabd Kiplixo is said to bo engaged to be but that is another story. Washington Irving's rambling little cot tage at Tarrytown, on the Hudson, is stilt occupied by his nieces, tho Misses Irving. Bret Harte is in London and will probably never return to this country. His hair is cnovy white, but he still retains all his old fire. KESNAJr says ho has great hopes that bis disclosures of Knsia's convict system have killed the extradition treaty with Russia which is to come before Congress this month. Thomas Nelson Page is as well known at the bar in Virginia as in ftie bookstores, and he is said to have a very sound knowledge of the law. Ho looks like a gentleman of the old school. Oscar Wilde is writing a now story which is intended to be a study of Christianity from the point of view of a man who "regards It as a great world-force, and independently of any doctrinal bias." The late Governor Ilovcy, of Indiana, was a poet, and the verse he wrote may some day be printed in book form. Moat of this verso is imitative of the Scotehand Spanish ballad poetry, of which he was extravagantly fond. KonEET Locis Stevenson's ability to make use of his powers of observation in his Ac tion, is well illustrated in "The Wrecker," the novel from his pen now appearing in Scribner's Magazine. This is in a different vein from anything ho has yet written. Study three months at Intervals to find the meaning of a Browning or a Whitman poem, nnd when found, if it happens to have any thing of that kind, the qnestion is inevit able, "Wasn't this good enough to be ex pressed in reasonably plain language?" That tho love of literature is growing in Texas is shown by the starting of a new magazine in San Antonio, nearly all tho pieces in which are written by native Texans. There is surprise among the Texas literati that the first number of the magazino does not contain a complete and blood curdling narrative of tho "Fall of the Alamo." Does literature pay has been answered by the husband of a well-known literary light, wbo has himself accomplished some fair work in that line, says the Boston Herald. He says it does not pay, and. to prove the trntn of his assertion, he abandons the pen for a real estate business. Poor literature, how many crimes are committed in your name! But be thankful thero is one honest man brave enough to throw you over, before it is too late! Brains is a new semi-monthly hailing from Boston. It is devoted to literary matters and the literary side of journalism, presenting a line of matter fresh, original and entirely outside of the beaten path in which so many literary papers have traveled. Photogravure portraits of authors form a feature of the journal, and the leading literary contribu tion, "Glimpses of Authors," a continued series, is by Thomas Wentworth Higginson. Other writers who will apper in Brains are Colonel John A. Cockerill,, Edward W. Bok and B. O. Flower, editor of the Arena. There has been no publication especially devoted to the interests of American clubs and club men, but the place is now taken and in a manner that indicates it will be per manently held by 7Ac C?io, jnst issued in New York, an illustrated, handsomely printed, orisply written little monthly. News, com ment, humorous paragraphs and light phi losoliipzing are Its features, and its editors, EdwardU. Phelps and Joe Kerr, are, judg ing by the initial number of The Club, well qualified to furnish tho best of things in this line and to do the work in a taking style. Famous rides have formed a favorite topic with poets and prose writers. Here is a list of productions which a St. Louis Republic compiler believes to be the fullest yet brought together on this subject: Sheridan's Ride, Thomas B. Read; Tarn O'Shauter's Ride, Robert Burns: Black Valley R. R. Ride, I. N. Tarbox, D. D.; John Gilpin's Ride, William Cowper; Charlotto Churchman's Ride, A. A. Preston; Collins Graves' Ride, John Boyle O'Reilly: Erl King's Ride, Wil helm von Goethe; Ichabod Crane's Ride, Washington Irving; King of Denmark's Ride, C. E. Norton: Kit Carson's Ride, Joaquin Sillier; Lady Godlva's Ride, Alfred Tennyson: Mary Butler's Ride, B. F. Taylor; Parson Allen's Ride. Wallace Bruce: Paul Eevere's Ride, H. W. Longfellow; Ride to Aix, Robert Browning; Sltipper Ireson's Ride, J. G. Whittier; The Radical Ride, A. J. Walker; Warren's Ride, E.H. Weston: Young Lochinvar's Ride, Walter Scott. To the above may be added Grayson McArthur's Ride, Israel Putnam's Ride, Wilhelm's Ride with Lenore, News from FlodJen Field, Pythias' Homeward Race, Ride of the Light Brigade, Ride ot Comnicndatore, The Ride for Life and Dick Turpin's Ride. TWO HEW PLAYS. Mr. Mantell Presents a Graceful Little Drama and a Tiresome Long One. Mr. Mantell gave a large audienco couple of new plays at the Bijou Theater last night. The first was a one act drama by Nugent Robinson and John Ernest JlcCann, "A Lesson in Acting." The stoiy or this little play too plainly shows straining for effect, but it has some delicate pathos in it, and in the chief character Mr. Mantell's art is powerfully shown. A great French nctoris the hero, and the tragic interruption of his love and life forms the involuntary leson in acting. Miss Jessie D. Biisley played the light wife very prettily but the character is unsympathetic. Mr. Mantell was dignified and tenaerat onco, and the audience, which persisted in seeing the humorous side or the affair chiefly, was finally moved tolondap plauie. Tho five acts of the second plav. "Tho Louisianian," by Edward M. Alfriend, con tain not u tithe of the dramatic force and in terest of the trifle that preceded the former on the programme. Mr. Mantell is well advised to prefer the reliable attractions of "The Corsicnn Brothers" to this tame arid tedious reflection of a dozen old nlays. "The Louisianian" does not afford much chance for acting; and even Mr. Mantell's chiefiopportnnities were in the wearing of gorgeous clothes. The acting was not so bad as the play and that is all thai need be said now. THE SPEAKERSHIP EACE. "MR. Speaker." but, now that we think of it, there appears to he doubt as to what is his other name. Cincinnati Enquirer. One good result of making Mills Speaker would bo to prevent tho possibility ot a "Mills bill" being brought In. Philadelphia Press. Mills' Platform Absolnto free trade, an income tax, Cleveland at any cost, and Tam many, of course, at any price. yew York Herald. Mr. Holman, for once In his life, does not object when his name is mentioned in con nection with tho speakership, but ho hasn't theghost of a show for the position. Neither has Mr. Springer. Cincinnati Gazette. As between Crisp or Mills getting tho speakership, there is no lack of dark Dorses in tho running, but, unfortunately for them, they aro mostly of the unsubstantial char acter of nightmares only. Ph.ladetphia limes. There is no issue of principle in this ypeak- crship contest, as there was when Carlisle and Randall were candidates. Since that day the Democratic attitude on the tariff question has been definitely settled. iVcu York World. Mr. McMillix, of Tennessee, makes an ex. cellent third inthe race ror Speaker. If it should happen that neither Mr. Mills nor Mr. Crisp can secure a majority in caucus, we should think Mr. McMiilin would come next, offering an admirable compromise. ZouUvMe Courier-Journtd. Mr. Crisp claims :i slight lead over Mr. Mills.-and in all probability is a little nearer the goal. Whether ho will make a home run is by no means certain yet. The first ballot in the caucus to-morrow will disclosca good deal; the later ones will bo still more Inter esting. 2'ew York Tribune. The Speakership belongs to Mr. Mgls by reason of gallant nnd'determincd service in support of his party's principal doctrine free trade, to-wit. The election of Crisp Over Mills would reduce Cleveland's chances Jor the Democratic nomination at least 25 per cent. Therefore, means will bo found to prevent such a result. St. Louis Globe-Democrat. CURIOUS CONDENSATIONS.; Glass has been made ic the United States since 1720. A sweet potato was recently dn; up in Fresno that weighed 44JJ pounds. A farmer at Mission r.ottom, Ore., dug up a turnip in his patch the other day that weighed 15 pounds. A key for the unlocking of the most intricate lock exists in every watch, says a Rochester lockmaker. A hawk shot recently near Rolph's Wharf, Md., had a brass band around one of its legs marked "1SC2." The skeletons of what ar supposed to have been nine Indians were dug up a few days ago near Easton, McL The population of London is now 4, 421.66L That of Paris, whicli comes next in the list of large cities, 2,344,350. The famine in Russia involves 40,000, 000 human beings nearly two-thirds of tho population or the United States. Great Britain poured nearly 150,000 emi grants into the United States during the first seven months of the present year. The hour of four is usually marked on clock dials by four "Ve," or straight "lines, instead of the Arabic numerals, IV. December was with the Dutch the winter month, with the Saxons, tho mid winter month, and with the French, Fri maire, the month of hoar frost. The last of NewEngland's historic elms was cat down a few days ago, the tree being the famous Winchester elm, in Boston. 16 was standing fnll grown when the whita man first came, in 16G0. Under it was signed, the last treaty with the Indians, and under it stood Captain Brooks, when in 1775, ho was summoned to arm against the British by the flying courier. An arc lamp that combines the princi ples of the incandescent and arc lamps had been invented. One carbon is a tube and tho other a round rod, the rod fitting into tube and being insulated from it by a layer ofasbestos. When the flanged head or tho inner carbon is in contact with tho cylinder an arc is formed. The carbons are consumed, slowly in a vacuum. Two boys near Boston Island, Booth Bay harbor, last week, saw two big eagles fighting in the air 200 feet above the water. The talons of one bird became entangled in a wing of the other, and both fell Into the sea. When the boys rowed out to them ono of the eagles showed fight and they wero obliged to kill it, but the other was captured alive, and measures six feet from tip to tip. Least attractive among the insects which give fight are the socalled "electric centi pedes" black crawlers with many- legs, which have been likened to serpents' skele tons in miniature They move in a snake like fashion, forward or backward, leaving" behind them a bright track of phosphoric light, nowever, they are most accustomed to appear in the day time, when the illumi nation they afford is not visible. Near Horn Head. County Donegal, Ire land, there Is a hole In the rocks called Mc Swiney'sgun. It is on the seacoast and is said to have connection with a cavern. When tho north wind blows, and the sea is at half flood the wind and tho waves enter the cavern and sond up jets of water from, the "gun" to a height of more than 103 feet. The Jets of water are accompanied byex plosions which may be heard for miles. It has been demonstrated that all per sons ordinarily read a clock dial by the position of the figures and disregard tho figures themselves. One of the best known, public dials in Boston has no mark save a straight lino at each of the places usually oc cupied bv the Roman numerals, and tha maker of the great clock of the London Par liament Houses made another great dial, unon which he indicated each hour by a single straight line. , Differences in character between tho peopleof "the various sections of Brazil, a country about as big as the United States, are very marked. The States south of tho equator are industrious and enterprising, but tho northern States, in which tho heat is oppressive and the meansof life-can easily be got, arc languid and indolent. The nat ural resources of tho northern section of Brazil surpass those of tho southern section, and yet tho Southerners are more prosper ous than the Northerners. A manufactory at Springfield, O., has been seriously endangered by the burrowing; of a small insect into tho woodwork, tho floor, Joists, frames and posts. All of tho wotfctwork'is full of holes, and the support ing posts are rendered very weak. The mat ter has grown so serious that a number of the insects were sent to the State Entomolo gist to be investigated to ascertain whether there is any way of getting rid of them. Un less this can be dono soon tho entire wood work of the manufactory will 'have to be re placed by new material. Eminent men in some cases had the benefit of early start. Webster was in col lege at 15, and at 30 he was the peer of the ablest man in Congress. Martin Luther had, becomo distinguished at 21, and at 5S had. reached tho topmost round of fame- Napo leon at 25 commanded the Army of Italy. AS SO ho was not only the most lllnstrious Gen eral of the time, but one of the great law givers of the world. William Pitt entered the ministry nt 14. was Chancellor of tho Exchequer at 22. Prime Minister at 24, and as 35 was the most powerful uncrowned head in Europe. The total coal product list year was 111,129,513 tons. Of this quantity' 45,600,487 tons were anthracite all from Pennsyl vania, except 2,000 tons from New England and 53,517 tons from Colorado and New Jlexico. The bituminous product yearly is about 9o,025,000, or more than twice that of anthracite. The annual output has nearly doubled in ten years. Theoutrmt of differ ent States is as follows: Pennsylvania, nearly 82,000,000 tons; Illinois, J3.000.000; Ohio, I0.CUO.C0O; West Virginia. 7,000,000; Iowa, 4.500,000; Alabama, 4.000,000: Maryland. Indi ana, Kentucky and Missouri, 3,O0O,OC0, and Tennessee, 2.0JO.C0O. Canadians are making an exodus from their country to tho United States. During last August 15 families left tho vicinity of Hamilton, Ont., for the United States, ac cording to the Hamilton Times, and from January 1 to October 1 this year 91 families, an estimated total of 150 persons, emigrated from that region to this side of tho line. The exodus from Windsor has been fully as re markable. In four months of last year 42 more persons had emigrated from Windsor to Dttroit than in the corresponding months of the entire preceding nine years.' Besides these families, many young persons left tho country while tho heads of tho families re mained. SMART SAYINGS SCISSORED. "Have you got a copy of 'Milton's Para disc Lost? " asked Gllhoolyof HostetterMcGin nls, who is not one of tha most educated men in tho world. "What in the world Is that?" replied McGinnfs. "It'sa book," responded Gllliooly. "No. sir. I have not got such a book. Whenever I find anything that is lost I return It to tne. owner. When did Mr. Milton lose his book? What re ward is lie offering for Its return? -Terns Sif tings, THE GRADUATE. He knows a score or two of isms, About a dozen oiogles. And all the other mighty things Thev teacli about in colleges. And nowr he's ied. this graduate. In an o'tflce as a pajierweight. Site York Herald. Old Mr. Dadkins Yon've licen calling on my daughter for sK months without saying a word to me; now I want to know your intention'). Young Mr. Kislng-TliaPs all right; I'm willing to lo the Miuare thing. If you arc. What aro your intentions? Christmas Peck. George Is your father a banker? Maud-N :why? George Nothing, only your brother sccras to bo a teller. Cliristmnt Puck. In the latest Chicago scheme of goat mnlton from Texas, the wits hare found au ap propriate butt. Baltimore American. A siMrLE tale. He wore one night a flannel robe, Which brought on perspiration. Which caused the robe to shrink so much He dicil from strangulation. C'edhiT ant Fttrnisher. "Two years ago." said the editor, "before we struck the newspaper business, all our wealth consisted of a nve-dollar bill." And now?" Weare trying to remember how that live-dollar bill looked." Atlanta Constitution. Twitter Do you believe in trade unions? Mr. HeTyrok No, I don't. My daughter traded my money lor a count's title and in future you can count me out of such unions as those. Brooklyn Eagle. The parrot is not a linguist, but it has a leaning toward "polly"-glot. Boston Courier. i. i m frfjj-yote