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Theories as to the cause include the belief that it is due to residuum deposited on the bottom of the river and then stirred up by the floods; that it is caused by the drainings, from re fineries; and that it is due to the breaking of one or more of the numerous pipe lines that cross the Allegheny river. The res iduum theory is weakened by the reflection that such a deposit, if it exists, must be the work of years, while the oily charac ter of the water is a new trouble. Of refineries there are but two above the pumping works this side of Oil City, one of which is burning its residuum, while the discharge from the other must be trivial. The suggestion that a pipe line is broken and discharging its contents into the river has more plausibility than the others. It is plain that there should be an ener getic investigation, so as to determine the cause of the difficulty. In its present con dition the city water is really fit for noth ing but washing, and thus the city is con fronted with a modified water famine un til the matter is remedied. The cause should be fixed at the earliest possible mo ment, and the most thorough steps must be taken, not only to remedy it now, but to guard against Its repetition in the future. If such pollution of the city water sup ply cannot be permanently prevented it will advance the project of drawing a supply of water for both Pittsburg and Allegheny from the mountain streams from the position of a future enterprise to one that must be undertaken at once. THE INTERIOR REPORT. The report of the Secretary of the Interior.an abstract of which appears else where, is more noticeable for what it does not say than what it does. In its review of the questions of homestead settlements, Indian affairs and pensions, the report goes over the routine of business fairly. But in connection with some of the sub jects on which it touches the report, as perhaps might be expected, omits to take notice of aspects which are highly im portant to the public Thus, in regard to the alleged la w for the forfeiture of unearned railway land grants, the Secretary alludes approvingly to one phase in which the law, while pretend ing to forfeit unearned grants, really con firmed them, but does not clearly state that the main effect of the law was to give away a vast portion of the public domain to corporations that have not carried out their contracts. TVith regard to the cen sus, the Secretarv presents an optimistic view of that enumeration without giving any notice to the fact that its remarkable vital statistics disprove themselves. The work of the Patent Office is reviewed, but no mention is made of the fact that the methods of that office have been employed to prolong the telephone monopoly for fifteen years. The belief is expressed that Congress ought to do something about the subsidy to the Pacific railroads, but the .report utterly fails to do, what it might if inspired by independence show how the Government could take possession of those roads and at once secure the 5112,000,000 due it and make those highways of real ssrvice to the people. These are omissions by no means un common in official reports. They are not so characteristic as the declaration of the appropriateness of a connection between 1 the Nicaragua canal and the Department of the Interior. This is evidently on the principle of lucus a non lueendo, the Nica ragua canal being peculiarly and ex clusively an affair of the exterior, so far as this countrv is concerned. THE ROADS OF EUROPE. The steady agitation of the road im provement question has had the effect of producing from the State Department a large volume of consular reports on the streets and highways of Europe. The re ports contain a good deal of valuable in formation, both as to the value of the im proved roads of Europe and the methods of constructing them. The most salient impressiou made by these reports on the American mind is that even such comparatively poor countries as Ireland and Switzerland have far better roads than the great and wealthy republic of the New World. For this we might find the excuse of the comparative new ness of our country.- But when .we find that Canada's road system also rises supe rior to our own, and that even British Co lumbia, which hardly numbers as many years as Pennsylvania does decades, pos sesses fine highways, we must acknowl edge that in this important respect the United States js "far behind the rest of the civilized world instead of leading it, as is our boast in other respects." The testimony of the reports repeats what has so often been asserted in these columns, namely, the practicability when once a road is properly constructed of maintaining it in first-class order, and the economic value of good roads to the agri- cultural class. In France, where the road j-ystem has been earned to the highest de gree of perfection, the results are stated as followi.: The road system of France has been of far greater value to the country as a means of raising the Talus ot lands and of putting the small peasant proprietors in easy communi cation with their markets than hare the rail-ways. It is the opinion of well-infqnned Frenchmen who have made a practical study of econoniicjjroblems that the superb roads of France have been one of the most steady and potent contributions to the material de velopment andmarvelons financial elasticity of the country. The far-reaching ana splen didly maintained road system has distinctly favored the success of the small landed pro prietors, and in their prosperity and the ensuing distribution of wealth lie the key to the secret of the wonderful financial vitality and solid prosperity of the French nation. It is one of the unsatisfactory phe nomena of the century that, while this country, founded upon a democracy of commerce as well as of political power, has lately experienced the growth of great millionaires, concurrently with 'depression and decay among the small landed pro prietors, France has maintained a wonder ful prosperity by a development in exact ly the opposite direction. The roads of France and the absence of anything corre sponding to them in this country are not the sole cause of the diversity so unfavora ble to us. But that it is a more active and important cause than appears at first blush may "be seen when we give due reflection to the fact that on such roads the corporate devices of rebates, pools, stock manipula tions and the other means by which great fortunes have been built up for the privi leged few at the cost of the many are utterly impossible. Every argument from the condition of things, and every testimony of experience, ppints to the immense gain that can be secured by an intelligent, scientific and comprehensive system of country road construction. The literature of the sub ject has already demonstrated this beyond a doubt The only thing necessary to secure the reform is to bring the literature home to the minds of the people and to secure an adoption of the best methods for prosecuting the work. THE POOR FARM PURCHASE. It is to be presumed that the poor farm purchase will come up before Councils this week, either on the question of permitting the Alexander option to be withdrawn, or on the original proposition to sanction the acceptance of the offer. There are various interesting aspects about the proposed withdrawal of an unexpired option; but a very complete and satisfactory solution of them all is to be found by adopting the shortestand mostauthentative declaration of the fact that the city does not want the farm. This should be done, for two reasons. In the first place, after this property has, by the present offer at 5350 per acre, ex posed the want of Integrity in a former at tempt to make the city pay 5600, it is still evident that the price is much higher than it should be. The evidences on this point are varied but harmonious, that the price asked the city is 40 to 75 per cent above what a private buyer would have to pay for the same or similar property. The city should take the very clear ground that so long as there is a trace left in any quarter of the disposition to make the city pay more than other purchasers, it will be defeated by the simple device of abstain ing from the purchase. Beyond that is the fact that the pur chase still exceeds the needs of the city. It has so lately been brought out in the discussion that the city may make the best possible arrangement by joining forces with county poor authorities, that it is by no means certain that a farm is needed at all. But, if the purchase must be made, a tract of 100 acres will give all the inmates of the farm all the bodily exercise they can be induced to take. "The selection of the Alexander tract showed an abandon ment of the purely imaginary necessity of a river front When the size is brought down to 100 acres and a tract is purchased at 5200 to 5250 per acre the city will at least be sure that it has not been forced to pay exorbitantly for its property. The city has lest nothing by waiting. But the good results are not more than half secured. Let the same policy be kept up until moderate offers are made, and there is a practical certainty that the city can either provide for its paupers on the county farm, or purchase all the land it needs at a cost between 520,000 and 550,000. COSTS ON THE INoOCENT. The verdict of a Schuylkill county jury in a libel case, recently, illustrated a ten dency of juries to give verdicts as utterly illogical as some of the compromise find ings by which juries evade the disagree able duty of sendinga man to the gallows. The verdict declared a man not guilty on the charge of criminal libel and then as sessed him with two-thirds of the costs of prosecution. The man thus declared innocent of the charge against him in one breath and in the next mulcted to a considerable sum for costs was i he editor of the Pottsville Miners' Journal. He had treated the let ting of a contract on very favorable terms to the contractor, after the latter had taken the Commissioners off on a junket ing tour, as a proper matter for comment in his paper. On the suit for criminal libel the Judge held that the publication was a privileged one and its accuracy was proved. There was, therefore, no possi ble finding than the verdict of not guilty, but the jury, by some occult process of reasoning, concluded that it would not do to let his innocence go without any penal ty at all, and so assessed two-thirds of the costs on him. This -way in which juries arrive at such verdicts is more easily comprehended than the fact that the practice of Pennsyl vania courts allows them. The juries re flect the indisposition of- the rural tax payer to have county expenditures en hanced by costs; and while they have this power are apt to use it At least that meanness is the. most charitable explana tion of such verdicts. But legal rules should forbid anything of the sort The declaration of a man's innocence simul taneously with making the false charge a penalty to him is violently self-contradictory. It not only imposes an injustice in cases where the prosecution is genuine, but it even holds out an incentive to ma licious prosecution in the hope that while the defendant is proved not guilty he may still be saddled with the costs. This should be entirely reformed. The declaration of a man's innocence should relieve him entirely. It is rank injustice to impose a penalty on a man because he is forced to show thatheha3 not disobeyed the laws. A O.DESTION FOR POLITICIANS. Some Republican newspapers of the State are discussing with a good deal of warmth the claim that one candidate for Congressman-at-Large shall be nomi nated from Philadelphia and one from Allegheny county. The citv Republicans, of course, hold that the gain of population in the two big counties entitles them tothe nominations, while outside Republicans assert that, while the nominations cover 'the whole State, the population of especial localities has nothing to do with it though the character of candidates has a great deal. Leaving the Republican! organs to fight this out between 'themselves, the matter presents a suggestion especially pertinent to that party. It has been stated in a tele gram from Kansas that the Western State is likely to lose an elector because it has a Congressman-at-Large and no provision has been made for redistrfcting. Under what constitutional ox statutory provision the elector corresponding to the Con-gressman-at-Large cannot be-electedby a vote of the people, as all the other elect ors would be, was not stated. But it was clearly asserted that, by some rule of the present apportionment, high legalauthor ity was of the-opmiomthatiit could not-be done. But this brings out the reflection that, the Pennsylvania case in every respect marches.on all fours wilh that of Kansas, except that the apportionment gives Penn sylvania two Congressmen-at-Large. If Kansas, therefore, is in danger of losing one electoral vote for lack of redistrict ing, will not Pennsylvania lose two? If there is any foundation in fact for the Kansas story would it not be very im portant to have a special session of the Legislature called to do the necessary re- districting? Bu t this brings up an interest ing question of casuistry.' Is it the duty of a Democratic Governor to call the Legislature together to repah-an omission for which he Is in no wise responsible, and which may cost the Republican party two votes in the Electoral-College? It would seem very Important for the politicians to seek an early decision whether Pennsylvania is In peril of losing her two-extra votes in the Electoral Col lege, or whether that Kansas story is a work of the imagination. The latest story is that France and Hussia are going by some sort-of silent-partnership to acquire & cape and harbor on the Persian gulf. But suppose that the English Navy should drop in in advance and occupy the desired property. That would be a sequel to the Mltylene picnic demonstration which the new Alliance might And easier to understand than to digest. It is painful to learn from England that high legal authorities are entertaining cruel doubts concerning the strict veracity of William Henry Hurlbut's 'Wilfrid Murray story, and arOtgoingtotakeaction obnoxious to Mr. Hurlbut, such as prosecution for perjury, in consequence of that doubt. A State whose highest legislative body ac cepts alleged purchases of haberdashery as the subject of glowing letters of thanks passed between a State offlcial-and a city treasurer who got away with numerous hundreds of thousands of the State money will have no difficulty in characterizing this Englisn infidelity toward the best story that can be got np as cruel and unusual. Thk people who think that the pro visions of the State Constitution can pre vent the street railway Combination in this city may have studied the Constitution; but they cannot have pondered the proceedings of the last session of the Pennsylvania Senate. If they had they wonld'have been aware that tho Constitution is unconstitu tional. A case reported from Wheeling shows there are limits to public patience. A man entered a grocery store and asked for good cigars. In response to which the proprietor proposed to supply his wants from a fine line of 'Wheeling stogies, .otherwise tobies. Upon this the customer pulled out a revolver and shot at the groceryman, who retired to the rear while the stranger walked off to buy his cigars elsewhere. This seems like an extreme measure in checking the disposition to sell tobies to an unsuspecting public, "but it also appears to be effectual. Those English private soldiers who strung up a tyrannical corporal to tho verge of strangulation must have been flred by an ambition to prove that the truth about life in the British army is stranger than even Rudyard Kipling's fiction. It is rather amusing to find in the India napolis Sentinel, among a number of reasons for opposing Mr. Crisp for Speaker, the fol lowing deadly statement: "Mr. Crisp also voted for the original package act, a measure which is distasteful to many Democrats." A the original package act simply con firmed to States their right to maintain legislation on the liquor question, this looks like good Democratic confirmation of the Republican slander that the Democrats are more devotedly attached to free whisky privileges than to tho conservation of the rights of the States. The nomination of Mr. Heydrick, of Venango, to succeed Judge Clark, indicates there was a good deal that was apocryphal about that reported toast of Mr. North, as the next Judge of the Supreme Court. The great economic truth that higher prices increase production may be demon strated by a phenomenon to be observed in this city. Since fuel gas has got up to 20 coats per thousand cash in ten days, the cold waves do not bring serious shortages. Perhaps some other explanation may be af forded of the contrast between the pleni tude of gas at this winter's rate and its scarcity at last winter's price. But this one is the most charitable. Now they say that Vice President Mor ton regards himself as a Presidcntal quan tity. But as the -story comeB from Demo cratic journals it is hardly just to taunt Mr. Morton with its incredibility. Mr BAiiFOtm's declaration that Ireland will never see a Parliament in Dublin may be based on Mr. Balfour's hope that he will be in office when home rule is granted, and can thus insure its being called an Assem bly, or Congress, or Chamber of Deputies. But, In view of the present squally outlook for the Tory Government at the next gener al election, Mr. Balfour's prophecy is most thoroughly explained by setting it down as Conservative blun. With the city water in its present con. dition, the location of the poor farm on some site extremely remote from the river would make the paupers the objects of the public envy. The discovery by the New York Tribune that the bad Democrats and Mugwumps are trying to catch the directory of the Union League Club warrants some hysterics. If the New York Republicans cannot keep the Union League Club in the Republican ranks without a constitutional amendment dis franchising all members who do not vote the straight Republican ticket the condi tion of the party in- the metropolis is more than parlous. After all, that cold wave was not quite so frigid as the predictions. All the shiver ing had to be done in advance. The report that Daniel Lamont is slated for the vacancy on the Democratic National Committee, causedby the retirement of Her man Oelrichs, is an interesting one. The interest is deepened by the mystey which surrounds the-nomination and the question as to whether the urbane Daniel goes there as a Cleveland man, a Hill man, a 'William C. Whitney man, or plainly and simply as a Daniel Lamont man. . Mrs. Jeff Davis Sues Her Publishers. Memphis, Nov. 29. Mrs. Jefferson Davis has, through her attorney, General Hoadley brought Butt against the Belford Publishing Company, of New York, to recover royalties on the sale of her book, "Jefferson Davis, ex President of the Confederate States- a Mem oir by His Wife." The book was begun by Jefferson Davis and comnleted bv Mrs Davis after Mr. Davis' death. The Belford Company did not live up to their contract with Mrs. Davis, it is alleged, and she sues to recover possession of the publication. FEATURES OF A RAPID AGE. rWBITTEN FOB TH DISPATCH. I -r-The next to the last word 4n the Cen "tury Dictionary is "zythum," which is de fined to mean an obsolete variety of ancient Egyptian beer. The last word of all is "zyxomma,"a kind of Indian dragon fly with a big head. So the dictionary comes to an end and is bound up and set on book shelves to get old. A dictionary is one of those things which do not improve with. age. Already this great lexicographical master piece is beginning to get behind tho times. Indeed, it would tako a dally dictionary to keep quite even with these days. -New words represent new ideas and new discov eries. And these grow every day in this fruitful nineteenth century soil. One of tho last words is "Kinetograph." The Century Dictionary knows It not. Prob ably Mr. Edison invented It. Mr. Edison certainly Invented the'thing it stands for. a Kinetograpn is to a kodak what a ma cbinegun Is to a musket. It Is a camera wh loh takes half a hundred pictures a second. When these are developed on a continuous ribbon' and the roll is set to whirling, the ef fect is that of a living picture! iThe gym nast j umps over the vaulting bar as natural as life. The reader turns the pages of his book, knocks the ashes out of his cigar, blows a gray cloud into the air actually moves. These pictures are the most re markable result of the science of pho tography. How short a time ago it was that the ingenious Mr. Daguerre was suspected of lunacy because it was whispered that he was working at a magic process for catching people's shadowsl Indeed, it ls-eaaily with in the memory of men still living, that he who would have his picture taken must sit motionless lor minutes, never daring so much as to take the smallest furtive wink. And now we have the klnetograph, trained to take a thousand pictures in less than a minute. These are the things which have made amazement obsolete. Nothing can surprise us. Nothing is impossible. Everything Now Done in a Hurry. The kinetograph is to be turned to practical account, I understand, by being fitted to the nickel-in-the-slot machines. In goes your nickel and out comes your picture. People who miss the trains can thus know exactly how they look in the face or that peculiarly exasperating mishap. People who have to wait can take accurate photo graphs of patience ceasing to be a virtue. The kinetograph, like most modern inven itions, is another contrivance for doing something to a hurry. That is characteris tic of the age. Everybody is in a rush. Men run lor the fastest cars, and hunt about for the restaurant where they can get an in stantaneous lunch. I saw a little pin the other day that came from Greece, a little sil ver pin with a head in the center of it, and about the head three legs anparently in the hastiest kind of hurry. There was a legend inscribed in Greek about these whirling legs which meant in English, "Whatever you do, do it impetuously." I had no idea that they had any such spirit as that in Greece. That is plainly enough the spirit of America. however, and the little pin seemed a capital symbol of the sort of life most of us lead a head to signify that we do some thinking, and these whirling feet to mean that we do our thinking very fast. Anybody who desires to take a picture of the world to-day must be able to photograph a man with three legs running like tho four winds. That was a Westerner of the mod ern type who looked carefully at several photographs of a rival town and remarked that his town didn't stand still long enough to have its pictures taken. Nothing but a kinetograph will answer. Magazines for Everybody. I have the privilege of subscribing for an international kinetograph. It comes onoe every month. It Is an accurate and speaking likeness of the hurry world. To turn these pages over is like whirling that roll of developed pictures that Mr. Edison has in his laboratory. Ton see the world in motion. Differentrnagaztnes, of course, suit-different people, like different dinners. There is a magazine devoted to the interests of Anglo-Saxon weights and measures (whatever they are), and to the study of the mysteries of the Great Pyramid. For people who like that sort of thing, that is, or course, the eort of a thing they like. But for anybody who is in terested In the progress or the world, who wants to know at least a little about all the new inventions, and the new discov eries, and the new happenings in politics and religion, who desires to got a general idea of what is going on just now the whole wide world over, there is no periodical in any language which can compare with tho Review of Reviews. Mr. W. T. Stead is the English editor, and Mr. Albert Shaw the American editor of this remarkable magazine. These good men are the most wide-awake of human beings. They are typical nineteenth century editors. They are "up " to everything. Not a stir. tho planet over, but is snapped and recorded and set in its place in cotemporary history in these pages, in this monthly kineto graph. Stead's Character Sketches. The best part of the Reviao of Reviews is its monthly "character" sketch." This is al most always written by Mr. Stead himself. Mr. Stead knows almost everybody who is worth knowing in public lire anvwhere on the planet. Every month he has somewhat to say about someone in whom we are al ways interested. These sketches are always timely. They are always level with the our- rent of the most modern thinking and hap pening. Balmaceda, Parnell and Boulanger are set together instructively in the last nnmber. The main article is on the young Gorman Emperor. After you have read this description you know this remarkable young man better than if you had lived with him every day for a week. Last week the lead ing paper was on James Russell Lowell. I enjoy the unreserved personality which appears in all the writings of Mr. Stead. He never says "we," never stands at a distance, never tries to cover up a weak wall of Im perfect Ideas with an elaborate stucco decoration of fine words. Stead always tells you exactly what he thinks and the whole of it. And he always tells it in a graphic, terse, brief, epigrammatic way which grapples at tention and never lets go. If anything he is too audacious, journalistic, wide-awake. He reminds one of the adjective that Mr. Howells applies to Rudyard Kipling. He is cock-a-hoop! Hugh Price Hughes, the great Wesleyan preacher who came over hereto the International Convention, he calls a sort of "day-of-judgment in breeches." William IL of Germany, puts him in mind of General Gordon, in that he believes that he is a partnor with tho Almighty except that Gordon was humble enough to consider him self only the junior partnor! The Entire World Reviewed1. The whole world passes in procession in these pages. The elections in Ohio and New York, the meeting of the Liberal Federation at Newcastle, Russia and the Dardanelles, the. Kaiser and the Czar, the troubles in China, franchise questions in South Africa, affairs In Australia and in Central Asia, the famine in Ruslia, the floods in Spain, the Prison Congress in Pittsburg, are all passed in luminous, graphio and profitable review. It is a great thing to be set down once a month before a kinetograph that talks. It is an addod benediction when the pictures in the kinetograph are sights of Just the things that a thoughtful man desires to see are illustrations carefully chosen to mark nil sorts of beneficent progress, and show humanityat its best; and w lien the accom panying text is a comment upon these events from the very highest point of view. Stupidity Is one of the perpetual dangers which menace the best interests of the race Narrow thinking Is almost as detrimental to right progress as bad thinking. Narrow thlnKing. mueeu, io use one oi Mr. Stead's sharp sentences, is "stupidity possessed of a devil." woouenito welcome every suoh Broadening Influence as Is represented in these pages. It is as good as a liberal educa tion and a trip to Europe put together. -Miss Both Cleveland's Holiday. New York, Nov. 29 Special. Miss Ruth Cleveland has become tired of tho noise and hurry of the city and Mrs. Cleveland has de oidedtotakoheroutof town, probably for the rest of the Winter. The whole family is .-riiArt.ed to depart to-morrow fm- 1. Wood, N. J. They will occupv their cottage ' on Leximrton avenue, formerly occumml i- Park Commissioner Straus. Mrs. Cleveland and Miss Ruth both need quiet and rest, and this they hope to flnd,a( Lakowood. A GALA WEEK IN 8T. 10 TTI& Sunday Ceremonies Begin the Great Jubi lee of Archbishop Kenrlck. St. Louis, Nov. 29. Of all the days in the calendar year this has been the day of days for the Roman Catholics of the United States, from all quarters of which digni taries and laymen of the chnrch have come to celebrate the achievements of a great man's life. To-day becan the celebration of the golden jubilee of Peter Richard Ken rick, Bishop of the archdiocese of St, Louis for tho past 50 years. Solemn services of thanks giving were held in all of the Catholic churches. In most of them the visiting pre lates officiated. The celebration, which be gan this morning, will be In keeping with the noble character of the prelate. All the Church ecoleslastics will be present, and the Pope has sent a representative with a gift. In St. Louis the interest has not been Con fined to Roman Catholics. Many prominent citizens of. all creeds have glvon of their time anu means to aid In making tne occa sion one of tho grandest ot its nature ever witnessed. The Christian Brothers eave an entertainment to-day in honor of the Most Rev. Archbishop Kennck at their college. Archbishop Ireland's lecture at Music Hall to-night was a prominent feature of the festivities. His subject wns "The Church and Workingmen." Cardinal Gibbons at tended tne lecture. He was introduced to the audience and occupied a seat on the stage. At the close of the lecture the Cardi nal and Archbishop Ireland held an infor mal reception tor about half an hour. The Jubilee mass will take place to-morrow morning in the Old Cathedral on Lower Walnut street, which has stood there since 1834. Owing to his advanced age 85 years Archbishop Kenriok will not officiate as celebrant, that duty being assigned to' His Eminence, Cardinal Gibbons. The jubilee season will be delivered by His Grace, Arch bishop Ryan, of Philadelphia, familiarly known here, where he resided many years. A Jubilee banquet will take place to-morrow afternoon at the Lindell Hotel. Invitations have been issued to the Archbishops, Bis hops and other leading dignitaries of the. church, and will be a clerical affair through out. The grand torchlight procession Mon day night is expected to be a splendid affair Tuesday morning, at Music Hall, several thousand children will sing hymns of re joicing and praise, and in the evening at the same place all the Catholic choirs in the city will unite. The main social event of week will be a reception at the Marquette Club Wednesday morning. The Catholic Knights of America will tender a reception to Arch bishop Janssens, of New Orleans, the su preme spiritual director of the organiza tion, Wednesday evening. SENATOR BRIOE'S SEAT. The general opinion is that Senator Sher man will not care to interfere, and that Mr. Brice will not be molested. Syracuse Herald. Certain gentlemen with reminiscences of Wall street will watch the investigation of Calvin S. Brice by Ohio Republicans with close attention. N. T. Telegram. Ohio Republicans are "going slow" in the matter of ousting Brice a good assurance that they will make sure of the game if they go after it. Springfield (O.) Republia Times. The Republicans of the Buokeye State are evidently In earnest In their intention to throw Mr. Brice out of his seat, provided it can be proven that he has no legal right to ifcZV. Y. Press. Senator Sherman's embarrassmont on the snbjcct of Mr. Brice's Senatorial status is graceful and dignified. Mr. Brice himself, however, shows small evidence of trepida tion. He appears to have the comfortable facnlty of letting the other people do the f worrying. Washington Star. Senator Sherman's keen sense of the ri diculous does not come out very strongly in the matter of unseating Senator Brice. As he is to be a judge In the case, he is unwill ing to express an opinion on its merits, but he voluntarily tells the plaintiffs how best to conduct thoir case. Kew Tork Commercial Advertiser. MAJ0B M'KINLEY BETTTBNS HOKE. A. Parting Reception Given to Him by. Prominent New Yorkers. New York, Nov. 29. Maj or McKInley, after a rest of about three weeks, left last night for his home in Canton, O., where he will re main until he is called to Columbus to as sume the office of Governor. He expects to devote his time from Monday until he is in augurated to the preparation of his message. Governor McAlnley has had a very enjoy able time since he has been in Now Y6rk. He has become acquainted with many men whom he knew before only by reputation, and he has met a number of Democrats who hold precisely the opposite view that he does with respect to the tariff, and has found them to be men as well informed upon tariff subjects from their point of view as he, a protectionist, is from his. Major McKInley said before he left last night that he did not know when he had spent three weeks which he had so thor oughly enjoyed. Everybody here had been kind to him, and low-tariff Democrats had Bhown fully as much courtesy as his pro tection menus among me nepuoiicans in a social way. Governor McKInley finished up a round of pleasant entertainments at the Murray Hill Hotel yesterday afternoon. Ex Postmaster General Thomas L. James, who had a warm friendship with Governor Mc Kinley at the time of Garfield's administra tion, and Mr. Samuel Barton, the broker, united in tendering a breakfast to Mr. Mc Kinley. It was a non-partisan gathering. Men very prominent in business affairs and some of them in politics, were there. Gen eral James presided, and at his right was Major McKinley, who had at his right ex Mayor Grace. At General James' left was Commodore Van Santvoord, who was intro duced to Governor McKinlev as very likely to become the President of the Union League Club. The other guests wore Dr. W. Seward Webb, Mr. Fred W. Vanderbilt, Mr. John W. Davis, the business partner of one of the hosts, Mr. Barton; Mr. John E.Van Wormer, and Mr.-E. J. Edwards. KNOWN TO THE W0KID. Senator Hiscock passed through New York yesterday. Strange to say he did not feel inclined to talk politics. Conokessman Baker, of Kansas, is proud of a daughter who can handle a plow or turn a furrow with the best of his men on the farm. Bjornskn, the Norwegian novelist, writes so badly that no one but his wife can read his manuscript. She copies all he writes be fore it is sent to the publisher. COLONEL P. Donan has earned the dis tinction of being the "Great American Trav eler." He makes it a point to cover 20,000 miles of the earth's surface every year. This is the way the ex-Empress Eugenie recently gave her personality to a census agent: Marie Eugenie, Countess of Pierre- fond, 61 years of age, born in Granada,Spain; naturalized in France; a widow; a traveler. The Rev. Mr. Hunter, of Indianapolis, has some radical ideas. He said recentlv that if it was decided to open the World's Fair Sunday he wcmld lead an army to Chi cago and pitch it bodily into Lake Michigan. PEATnS HERE AND ELSEWHERE. Sir James Porter Corry, BL P. Sir James Porter Corry, member of the House of Commons for the middle division of Armagh, died Saturday, says a cable dispatch from London. He was the son of Itobert Corry, a mer chant of Ballyrnssell, County Down, and was born in 1820 at Newtownards, County Down. He was a shipowner and merchant at Belfast, a magistrate for County Antrim and Belfast, and was created a baronet In 18S3. In politics Sir Jamrs was a Con servative and has represented Mid-Armagh since January, 1866. " Obituary Notes. Herman Davis, ofMcKeesport, while hale and heartv was attacked with a hemorrhage Saturday and died within an hour after. He was 55 years of age. Llu-iAa Goelet Gerrt, the youngest daughter of Commodore Elbrldge T. Gerry, died suddenly at her home in New York Friday afternoon. Miss Gerry has been an invalid for two years or more. Johx A. Pizzrai, a well-known newspaper man, died in Richmond Friday. He was, 59 years old He was at one time a Vice Consul In Italy. He fought on the side of the Confederacy daring tho war. MBS. F. M. HCEY, a pioneer resident of Mc Keesport, died Saturday In the "0th year of her age. Deceased was a life-long member of the Presby terian Church. She lived in McKeesport forto years. SISTER Mart of the" Edward Street Orphan Asylum, in Buffalo, known to tho world as Mary Hogan, of Pawtucket. B. I., who was terribly bnruedaweekago. he-clothing betomlng ignited from the kitchen Are, died Frloay. Richard P. Hammond, member of theSan Fran elro Board of Police Commlssluneis, died Satur day eiening altera long Illness. He was born in ManhnU. wjs a West Point graduate andservea wirti distinction in tho Mexican War. lie was. made Brevet Major In 1347 for gallantry and meri torious services at Contreras and Cherubusco. AIL GENIAL GENTLEMEN; .Personal Characteristics of the Trading Candidates for the Speakership None of Them Have the Qualities of Randall or Carlisle, However. rrsoM a STArr coHiBTO!rDi;rr.i Wabhisqtok, Nov. 29. With the opening of the coming week will begin the last and most exciting days of one of the most inter esting contests for the Speakership of the 'House of Representatives that has been wit nessed for years. It is not as vital in any of its phases as that great contest of December, 1883, when the tariff faction of the Demo cratic party went into a death struggle -with the Southern free trade faction, and when Samuel J. Randall went down before the opposing forces, headed by Carlisle. Possi bly there was never another Speakership contest fought with such bitterness. The free, trade Democrats who had been so long overruled by the Iron will of Randall were determined to give the death-blow to that enemvof their own household, and they well succeeded, for from that hour the great tariff Democrat was not the man of indom itable will he had been before. He lost his grip on himself. His ambition, which soared as high as the Presidency, was gone. It was evident be had reached the topmost pin nacle of his fame, and that nothing was left for him but to play seoond fiddle to the big oted little fellows from the backwoods and Illimitable plains of the farfioutb and South west. He felt that the time for him to die had come, and when one comes to that con clusion he lives almost mechanically and the body soon drops into a listless condi tion in sympathy with the relaxation of the mind. The Need of a RandalL Looking among the candidates for the Speakership one is led to bemoan more than over the want ofa Randall in the field. Car lisle proved t6 be so able, fairand judicial in his office that even the warmest adherents of Randall were almost resigned to the de feat of their ideal, though they could not in dorse the lax and illogical views of thegreat Kentuckian on the tariff. But Carlisle, the Democrat of the House who stood out conspicuously from his fel lows, is eliminated from the possibilities of the Speakership, and the contest is between a lot of genial gentlemen, who are the best representatives of the affable and respecta ble mediocrity of the House. Very agreeable gentlemen to meet socially are all of the candidates. Testy as any of them may be on the floor in a partisan debate, I do not think a morf approachable and genial lot conldbe found among the members than the Democrats from whom a Speaker will be chosen one week from to-night. Even Springer and Wilson, who are necessarily of the North, Northy, have tho warmth and geniality of their more Southern cousins, and all of them are lacking that reserve, almost amounting to haughtiness, not to say superciliousness, which has always been found among the Northern and Eastern gen tlemen high in office. It is crystallized into a proverb that for free expression of views and affability of demeanor, one must go to the West and South among the persons in mgn omce. Not Beady to Answer Questions. Two more diffioult characters than Ran dall and Reed have been rarely known to newspaper men. To the most respectful in quiries they would often reply with evasive sarcasm or gruffly refuse to reply at all. Of the gentlemen who are now before the pub lic Mr. Mills is probably the least skilled in fine manners, but even he, when approached personally and socially, never replies to a respectful question with insult. Yet Mills is verymnch the same type of man as Randall. In aggressive qualities, and In his persistence and tenacity of pur pose he resembles more than any other of the candidates the great Pennsylvanian. He has also that indifference to appearance that characterized Randall. While he is clad In a cleanly way his clothes always look rather seedy even when new, and I doubt if either of the gentlemen ever had a coat or a pair of trousers that was a good fit. This is possibly in Mills a sectional peculi arity. Very few of the Southern gentlemen appear to give that heed to their dress that is a second nature with most Northern, and especially Eastern, men who are in good pe cuniary circumstances. This same indifference to fine dressing is found in McMillen and Crisp and Hatch. Wilson dresses after the fashion of tho student or professor, neatly but not richly. Springer gives great attention to his per sonal appearance, spending as much for one suit of clothes as any of the other gentlemen does for two: and If anybody ever saw him in public life without bis red buttonhole bouquet I have not met that body. But without disparaging the man. Springer In spires loss respect than any of the others when he is on bis feet or in the chair. He has a nervous, disjointed manner of speech that makes everybody else nervous, and has been so often on bis feet that he has rather tired his andlence, and has truly invited the half guying reception that is so frequently accorded him- This is also to some extent the case with McMillen, whose.best voice is doleful and monotonous, and to whom life is so terribly serious that he never hears or sees the humors that are constantly flitting around the House, and which, if properlv recognized, lend variety to the usually dull proceedings and counteract the pernicious atmosphere of the place. Either Mills or Crisp Will Win. Up to this time, however, there is-' little thought on the part of anyone not interested that any other than Mills or Crisp will sit in the chair during the next Congress. To those who desire only a quiet, fair, courteous and dignified presiding officer Crisp com mends himself before all others. He is uni versally liked, regardless of principles, and that Is one of the reasons that he arouses little enthusiasm among the more aggies sivelv partisan of his party. To this latter olass'Mills Is the highest ideal now in Con gress, and for this reason and for his fierce party services on the floor in attacking the provoking and Imperturbable Reed when the latter mled the House with a rod of iron, and, furthermore, because he repre sents more than any other leader the real spirit of his party, the majority of the lead ing, hard-working Democrats of the House and of the country believe that he should be elected. And tho Republicans are hardly less anx ious than the Democrats for his election, but for a different reason. They believe that with him in tho chair they will be able to excite his hot temper, and thus put him and his party frequently at a disadvantage. I hear that ex-Speaker Reed is a supporter of Mills for the Speakership, and I can i ead ily believe that he would like to see his most annoying opponent of the last Con gress in a position where he will, to some extent, be at the mercy of the gentlemen on the floor. In fact, if our only desire were to have a lively and exciting session, with plenty of "news," we should all lobby for Mills. Yet there are those, and ex-Speaker Carlisle is among them, who believe that Mills will "fool" everybody in this respect If he be placed in the chair; that he will be the embodiment of dignity, the pink of courtesy, a very knight sans peuretsans reproche. Claims of tho Mills Crowd. One hundred votes are claimed for Mills for Speaker this evening by friends of the Texan, who are making a careful canvas and who are not trivine out claims for ef fect. This Is within 18 of the number of votes required for a nomination in tho cau cus, and it is believed by well-Informed per sons that this Is not an extravagant claim. Crisp claims 114. but this includes a large number of members who have declared thev are not for Crisp at all. Unfortunately some one of Crisp's lieutenants gave out the Crip list a few days ago, and the absurdity of his claims was at once exposed. - Nearly all of the reports of to-day have been in Mills' favor, beginning with the news that the four Brooklyn Congressmen are all for him, continuing with news of un expected strength in the New England dele gation of 11, and ending with the declara tion of Jason Brown, of the Third Indiana district, that be i3 for Mills, and he believes that all of the Indiana Democrats will bo for him. The hope of Crisp and of Springer tnat tney wouiu get u slice irum .Liiuiuim does not seem tangible.. Mr. Bynum is unable to deliver the goods. Mr. Caruth. of Kentucky, who has heen claimed for Crisp, declares for Mills, and thinks all the Ken tucky Democrats will support him. Crisp has bean claiming so much that in his case there are secessions instead of accessions. Mr. Springer claims to have additional as surances of support, but the declaration of so many Northern Democrats for either Mills or Crisp leaves him no hope, except in the withdrawal of one of these candidates. It would then be a question whether he could attract the members liberated by such withdrawals. Chairman Kerr, of Pennsyl vania, claims to have his nomination by the caucus already won, and with many votes to spare. He does not think the entrance of Colonel Maish into the race will affect;him at all. E. W.L. A Glass Factory to Be Closed. Fisplat, Nov. 29. Special Late last night an order of attachment was issued on the petition of the City Bank or Findlay against the Hancock Flint Bottle Company, to satisfy n claim of $7,000. and the Sheriff will close the works to-morrow. This, is tho glass factor which went into the hands of a receiver on last Thursday. OUR HAIL POUCH; The Sin of Dancing. To tbedttoror The Dispatch: In a sermon on "Tho Stn of Dancing," de livered in your city quite recently, the min ister reached his conclusions by some very unique feats of reasoning. Nothing more was needed to stamp the act of dancing as sinful, said this guardian of morality, than the fact that Indulging in the light fantastic the woman prefers a male partner. This Is indeed a revelation. But how about the woman who prefers to go to church, to take a walk or go to a picnic with a male part ner? Does this also indicate the sinfulness of her unregenerate heart? If it does, how does it, and If it don't, why don't it? But the reverend gentleman goes farther, and tells his congregation that away back, before he had considered the expediency and the salary of preaching, he had danced and knew from personal knowledge'some- ining oi tne sinful fascination. But it does not follow that all others have the tempera ment and cranial characteristics that this divine may have had prior to his considering the ministerial field and here as elsewhere, it may be only "honi soit qui malypense." The character of an act is largely determined by the motive that prompts the act, and is good or bad as the intent is commendable or reprehensible. But our reverend comes back with a clincher and declares that Christianity Is .not discussed during the merry mazes of the dance, and that this also settles its ungodly character. But that topic is not generally discussed at the mills, in the mines, on the rails, in the counting room, at the market, on the street, behind the plow, in a thousand avocations that do not call for denunciation. This topic does not receive overmuch atten tion, and in all candor it may be stated that such discussion is largely confined to those who do the discussing on a fixed salary. Time was when some very devout and very sincere persons thought that public and pri vate morality conld only be conserved by the hanging of a witch about once a week. Our renowned New England an cestors contributed some very entertain ing chapters, about two centuries ago, on how to keep morality in a good, healthy con dition. They began their witch persecutions in 1643 and persisted in it as late as 1695. and their Blue Laws will cause the flush of shame to mantle the cheeks of their de scendants for centuries to come.- Even yet, as a faint echo to those days, there are those who think the heavens would rend did an organ note peal forth in their churches or their parlors on Sunday; buf still the blue tint is slowly vanishing. The good pastor must try to console himself. Women Just as good and pure as his mother and sisters dance, and prefer to dance, with partners of the other sex. Such notions cannot prevail with those who have any lino of American lineage. H. WAjirtrar, November 27. Pittsburg Not the Worst Place. To the Editor of The Dispatch: Permit me to reply through the columns of your valuable paper to an article in a recent issue of a Pittsburg paper headed "Is Pitts burg so Bad." In this Rev. Mr. Robinson, I think, gave your city an overhauling ' on" it9 Sunday observances, and stigmatized Pitts burg as a bad city. Permit me to add, as a non-resident and with no. particular inter est, only for Justice and to give credit whero credit is'due, that ho cannot have traveled very much if he 'calls Pittsburg a very bad city, or else he is seeking notoriety, and takes a poor way of doing it to run down a city so well conducted, especially on Sun day. If the reverend gentleman is looking for a city that has no regard for the Sab bath, where tho front doors of the liquor saloons swing wide open seven days in the week and 24 hours in the day, such a city is Buffalo, N. Y. It is the worst liquor law breaking city I have found in all my trav els. Theromaybea chance for some im provement in Pittsburg's Sunday observ ances, but they ore so slight when com pared with Buffalo and other cities that I would advise tho reverend gentleman not to waste his time and talents in casting re flections on a Sunday law abiding city like Pittsburg, but fly to some other city, where they need his attention more. This is not written in malice God forbid but 4n jus tice to a well-gpverned city. Commercial Traveler. Pittsburg, November 23. Touching Teacher's Salaries. To the Editor of the Dispatch: It is not a very anspicious time for the teachers to be agitating an increase in their' salaries. At their present salaries thev can save enough to enable them to spend their summers in Europe.if they so desire, besides-' attending different places of amusement two or three evenings In a week. While some of the taxpayers can scarcely make enough to keep body and soul together, why should they be called on to still further advance the Interest of the pnblic school teachers. While other workers suffer losses from dull times or reduction in pay, either on account of holidays or anv other cause, teachers always receive their full salaries. A gentle man in a speech a short time ago said the teachers now receive all they earn. Fatr Dealiso. Pittsburg, November 23. AHD BILL ALLEN DEAD. The Man Who Spent a Fortune for Others Dies in a Poorhouse. Columbus, Nov. 29. Special George Wheaton Allen, better known as "Land Bill" Allen, one of the noted characters of Ohio, died to-day, at the county poorhouse, aged 83. He was recognized as the origina tor of the land bill by which it was sought to give all settlers coming to Ohio in the early davs, 160 acros of land. He had spent over $60,000 of his personal money in agitat ing the movement and in efforts to get the measure throngh Congress in early days. He was born in Windora county. Conn., in May, 1809, and received the benefit ofa fair education. His father was a tailor and ex tensive land owner, under whom the. son served an apprenticeship before they re moved to New York. He learned the printer's trade and came to Ohio in 1830, settling In the vicinity of Columbus, where he became a peddler, claiming to be the first engaged in this and the auctioneer business in Central Ohio. On the oide ofhis peddling wagon he had printed, "Land Bill Allen" and "A Pome i or All." Up, wax nt one time worth an immense fortune, but his hobby reduced him to a small cabin in Plain township, this county, whRi-n he snent his latteryears. The little home was taken from him a short time ago and sold at sheriff's sale. Being without any means of support he was taken to the in firmary against his loud protests. Since his confinement at the poorhouse, the superin tendent has received many letters from all parts of the country enclosing contributions lor Allen's aid. and others proffering him the comforts of old men's homes. The land settlers in the AVestalso have been generous in their contributions through sympathy for the man who made it possible for them to gain homes. The contributions which have poured in from various parts of the country mill Iib unfficient to purchase a lot in the cemetery and erect a respectable monument; to the memory ot the land bill agitator. TALK OF THE TIMES. It is simply impossible to tell how Con gre33 stands until it sits. Auburn Bulletin. That's what is troubling the candidates for the Speakership. Still the Democrats talk about tariff re form. But no ono knows what it means. Springfield Republic-Times. That is the reason they talk about it. It will be observed that there is no brass band attachment to Mr. Springer's candi dacy for the- Speakership. Chicago Times. No. Mills and Crisp are furnishing enough music for the crowd. No particular harm will come of it it Sena tor Carlisle's letter booming Mills does kick up a little rumpus. Toledo Commercial The bigger the rumpus, the more fun the people have in watching the circus. i The Southern people are fast learning that a good public school system Is" One of the best investments that a State can make. Detroit Free Press. Even the intelligent itn- migrants know this and invariably seek the locality having the best schools. James G. Blaine has only to say the.word to have the Republican nomination tendered him. Buffalo Etxauirer. The chances are that he need not even say the word. The' nomination is likely to be tendered to him anyway. Tho Texas Farmers' Alliance has decided to sep-irate from what it terms the "de facto National Alliance." IV.F. Commercial-Advertiser. Thl uuistbua new organization. We thought it was named "NatlonarAlIiance de imagination." CUBIOUS CONDENSATIONS. New Tork has 5,000 union female hotel hands. Of the 1,900 policemen in Chicago 1,555 are Irishmen. Tb pendulum was first attached to tha clock in 1656 by Huygner. The United States and Canada have 11,029 miles of street railway. Holmes' "American Annals" was prob ably the first history of the United States deserving the name. European travelers and merchants have gathered up all the ancient carpets thaS were for sale'in Persia. The Arkansas Legislature settled 4 dispute as to the pronunciation of the Stato name some years ago by a statute whicti made the correct pronunciation "Arkan- saw," with the accent on the first syllable. During the first seven months of tho present year 119,707 emigrants went from Great Britain to the United States. A per centage of these were foreigners, principally Swedes and north Germans, who embarked at Liverpool. , The Chinese have a reluctance to save a drowning man, it being supposed that tha spirit ofa person who has met hi death in tthis way continues to flit along the surface of the water nntll it has caused, by drown ing, the death ofa fellow creature. A snake 15 feet long and proportion- ately large in circumference was killed re cently near , Richmond, Va.. Just as it hail seized a smali colored boy. It is believed to have been an anaconda which escaped from a small traveling show in that neighborhood about two years ago. "A peculiar accident," reports a Boston otemporary, "recentlv befell a Sandown, N.H., woodchopper. Feeling a stinging in his wrist, he discovered thereon a flattened piece of lead, undoubtedly a rifle bullet which had stmckhis ax.and thence glanced to his wrist. It was so hot as to burn the) flesh." A strange antipathy once prevailed to rescuing a drowning man, the idea being that the person saved would, sooner or later, do some injurv to the man who preserved his life. The Bohemian fisherman shrinks from snatching a drowning man from tho waters, fearing that the water demon would take away his luck in fishing, and drown him at the first opportunity. In the will of the late King of Wurtem berg some curious lezacies were left. Tha bootblack outside the palace gatei is to wear patent leather shoes for the rest of his life, be dressed in blue tweed homespun and re ceive a pension of 1.0C0 marks a year. An. old apple woman who sweeps a crosin-r around the corner ket. a pleasant position, in the palace, a black silk gown and a small pension. The genealogies of Jesus Christ given by Matthew and Lake are both considered reasonably correct, though not complete. The former failed to insert several genera tions that Lnke added. It is now believed that even Luke's, as given In the third chap ter twenty-third verse, is not complete, though it does mention 49 generations from Joseph to Abraham, while Matthew, in chapter one, mentions 39. A professor, who has been studying tha Iser river, which flows throngh Munich, car rying the city's sewage, says that five mile) below the city there is not a trace of the pol lution which finds its way into the river. Some observers have thought that the self puriflcatlon of rivers is due to depoiit'on of sediment. Dr. von Pettenkofer. however, maintains that the real ngent.it work in purifying the Iier river is the oxygen of the air which is absorbed in the water. In Morocco are two little rivers that once a year, nt the time of the greitestheat, are filled with red water. It is supposed tho color. comes either frsfc a strata of red clay through which the streams may pass or from myriads of little red organisms. Another carious stream there is a large creek with waters almost ns salt as those of the ocean. This creek comes from great beds of salt, of which it carries off a very considerable quantity in solution. In the dry season tha creek bed Is exposed and is found to be cov ered with a thick incrustation of salt. Of flowers used as a food the clove is a. familiar example, bnt the most remarkable of all food flowers is that produced by tho mabua tree of India, whose fleshy blossoms form a staple article of food among tha poor. The people of the hill tribes could hardly exist without a regnlar supply of mahna flowers, which are pulpy and sweet. duc somewnat nauseous to tne unaccu tomed palate. The surplus crop of theso blossoms is, to some extent, dried, but tho main part of the uneaten supply is put into a rude still, which gives out a copious sup ply of an exceedingly ffery and irritating arrack used as a beverage. The giraffe is mainly sought after in Africa for the value ot its hide, which cora-i mands a value of from j2 10s to I lot a, skin, varying according to age and sex. Tho hide of a tough, thick-skinned old bull, from, an Inch to au inch and a quarter in thick ness, is of course the most sought after. Not many years since the hides of the rhinoc eros and hippopotamus furnished ox whip and riding whips colonially known as s.iamboks all over South Africa. But tho rhinoceros is all but exterminated south of Zambesi; the hippopotamus becomes scarcer year by year, and the hide of the giraffe is consequently in greatly increased demand. The Eothschilds became prominent as bankers throngh Mayer Anselm Rothschild, a money lender In the Judengasse, of Frank fort, at the beginning of this century. Tho sign was a red shield, hence tho family name. In 1S06, Germany was invaded by tha French, and the Elector William of Hesso Csssell being obliged to flee and unable to take his money with him, deposited $5,000, CO0 with Anselm guaranteeing to allow it to retrain eight years without interest, pro vided it were safely kept. The Judicious in vestment of this immense sum laid the foundation of the Immense family fortune, and in 1823 it was repaid with 2 per cent in terest. A fortune of 30,000,000 francs on de posit in the National Bank of Venice, was left by Jean Thlcry. a Frenchman, who died In Venice In 1676, to the Champagne branch, of his family, but there was trouble about proving exactly who was entitled to it un der the will, and the money lay in the bank' h,e tne -I.-, m-ewed their claims In 1707 "" Prs'e "JtVL by order of the French directory, tho funds of the nanK were seizea oytnet rencnarmy. Since then the claimants have been trying to get It out of the French Government. So much disturbance has been made about it lately that the case of one claimant was taken up by the Government the other dav, and judgment was rendered which simply denied the liability of the Government, throngh au act of war, to pay the debts of the'Venetian bank. SEASONABLE SMILES. "Don't you'think his poems rather ob- nre" ' lcnre?' "Yes, but, you see. his ideas are too good to be expressed in common, everyday English." -Via T'rk Press. Eattle the keys, maiden, rattle the keys, Hard la thy task and bnt scanty thy ease; ' Bat thy reTenge thon hast learned very well. For man, thy taskmaster, is under thy spelL Sew Trrk Herald. "That man's balance is wonderful." "Ah, that accounts forit:" "Accounts for what?" The fact stated by the papers that when his daughter was married she went np the chnrch on her father's arm." Baltimore American. Kitty "Winslow They say you can tell a . girl's character by the way she holds her hands. Tom de Witt IVm; lean leu more aoous n uy the way I hold her hands. Cliristmas Puck. His lace if it ever is grim or austere, At a joke Into kindness relaxes. And his hearty good nature in this doth appear. That he smiles when he's paying his taxes. The bill of the iceman he scans with a grin .And Jokes over that of the plumber. Bat he kicks when the bill for the gas Is sent in That he didn't consume in the summer. Colorado Sun. Dasher "Why do you wear such awfully loud trousers, old fellow? Masher-Sothatlcawn't heah my tailor when he cornea awonnd to collect the btiL dontcber know. Boston Courier. Charlie Like master, like dog, the pro verb says. Amy Your dog is a boar hound, isn't it, Mr. Chapman? Sao York Berald. The winds may wave and bluster, Bat still he takes no note; The lengthy linen duster Is now his overcoat. Stockton Sites. Sweet Sister What makes you so down hearted to-nhcht? Bad Brother Debts of honor. Sweet sister Well, why don't you tell papa. 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