1 1 B$pafc&. ESTABLISHED FKIjnUAKV 1S46. Vol. 4. No. :32. entered at Pittsburg Postdate, yoveraciTl&sr, as second-bass matter. Business Office Corner Smithfield and Diamond Streets. News Rooms and Publishing House 78 and 80 Diamond Street, in New Dispatch Building. 3E5N" AnvrirnsiXR office, boctmb. TRIBU&KBCfLDIXG. SEU'TORK. wherecom fc'ete flies oTTHE DISPATCH can always be round, rorelgn advertisers appreciate the convenience. Hone adTertier and friends orTHE DIsrATCH. i hue In icw York, are also made welcome TEE DISPATCJTtt TtguJarlvrm m at Brentano's, 1 1 Union Sguarr. Mir I'mk. ana n Are de t" Opera, Fans, frni, xchrrc anyone icfto has been aisap jwtnfed at a ftnfcl news stand can oMa in it. TERMS OF THE DISPATCH. rOSTACZ THEE IX TBI TOTTED STATES. lUrLYDiSrATCH. One Tear. I 00 Dailt Dispatch. Ter Quarter. 2 00 Daily Dispatch. One Month 70 Paivt 1'it.PATCii. Including Sunday, 1 year.. 10 00 Daily Dispatch. Including Sundav, s m'ths. 3 50 Daily His patch. Including Sunday, 1 m'th.. W Scndy Dispatch. One Tear. 169 "WEEKLY Dispatch. One Year 1 25 The D ily Dispatch Is delivered by carriers at IS ccnu per week, or, including Sunday Edition, at 20 cents per week. PITTSBURG. MONDAY, NOV. 16, ISM. THE TRACTION CONSOLIDATION. The much talked of consolidation or combination between the Duquesne and Pittsburg Traction Companies appears to be on the point of consummation, if it is not already a fixed fact. The representa tives of the tvo corporations have been in oonsultation for some days, an inspection of one of the properties was made yester day, and the indications pointto the settle ment of the rivalry between the lines by a purchase of the Duquesne by the owners of the Pitt&burg line. Of course, this is not fulfilling the im plied pledee of competition in local transit :it the time when the franchises for the Duquesne lines were granted. But the dynamic tendency to consolidation, under the system of granting exclusive privi leges in the public streets, is so powerful that this result has long been recognized as a practically foregone conclusion. Pittsburg has had a taste of the cheap fares to be secured by competition of local carriers; but the remedy to the ten dency to place the business in the hands of a monopoly is not in main taining the competition of two or three corporations whose rivalry is generally waged for the direct purpose of forming a combination, but in placing the competi tion on so broad and universal a basis that the effort to combine would be hopeless. Pending the realization of such a re form, the expected consolidation gives ad ditional point to the comment of The Dispatch heretofore made that, when such valuable franchises were granted, they micht at least have been made to yield some revenue to the city. A PERTINENT REFLY. . The reference to the revision of wages at the Edgar Thomson Steel Works the other day by TrtE DisrATCH, in which the attempts of the free-trade journals to make capital out of it were answered by the simple fact that the tariff on steel rails was reduced by the tariff act, moves the New York Times to refer to it as an example of the eagerness with which the high-tariff journals use this excuse, or words to that effect. The Times is in error. The eagerness was shown by the free-trade journals in catching at the change of wages to make capital against ihe iron and steel industries. The perti nerce of the reply is illustrated by the fact that the Times shifts its ground, as follows: Oar cotemporary in Pittsburg knows very well that the reduction of the duties on ieel rails and steel beams and other struc tural shapes of iron or steel was not the -e ot the reductions of wages in the tac lesolMr. Carnegie and of the ex-Chair-n of the Rpublican National Committee. knows that the chosen representative of e mannfacturers and the organ of the iron .d steel Industry declared that the slight weringof these duties was satisfactory to .em. Exactly. The changes in the wages -ale had nothing to do with the tariff, hey were due to the conditions of the 'meftic industry such as have both bed and lowered wages scores of times tore. Tliis is the best evidence that the ort of the Times, to hold tip the change j.-an example or the way in which the preniite of keeping up wages by enhanc ing the tariff has been broken, was wholly without foundation. The Times lucged this matter of wages 1 into the tariff diseusion. It is a pertinent reply to show that the industry in which this occurred was one in which the tariff was reduced by Ahat that journal calls the "slight reduction" of about 40 per nt, and that the 3IcKmley act which is held up by the free traders as a measure which sweepinely raised duties really made such decided reductions as were justified by the state of the industries affected. All of which is emphatically brought out by the attempt of the Times to make capital against the McKinleyact out of these changes in the wages scales, and the reply that in these industries the McKinley act very materially reduced the lutiea. A STRONG CONTRAST. The sction of the Baltimore and Ohio directors last week in declaring a 20 per cent dividend affords a striking illustra tion of onp of the common-idioyhcrasies ot railway management At the same time it corroborates the view of that prop erty which The Dispatch has steadily taken for the years during -which it has been on the non-dividend-paying list That opinion has been that the railway is one of the most profitable and solvent in the country, and that the-payment of dividends might have been resumed long ;.gj. if it had suited the views of the man agement Twenty per cent dividend is an exceed ingly liberal returnto the people who hold the common stock of the company at present But the contrast between that large dividend and the previous years during which no dividend at all was paid is somewhat striking. There might be a charitable theory, that after the complica tions which taiused the Company's suspen sion of dividends had been straightened out a single profitable year permitted this dividend, if the resolutions of the board did not forbid it. It is there stated that the dividend is to be paid from a surplus accumulated during the years 1889, 1890 and 3891. It is thus made clear that it would have been perfectly practicable for the company lo have paid G per cent divi dend in each of these years. But it is another question whether, if these divi dends had been paid, the present owners could have purchased the stock acquired from former stockholders at the prices uhifh ttvrp nnifl. The illustration of corporate financering i which this point affords is emphasized by theothff side of the picture. The com pany wishes to sell $5,000,000 of stock. The policy of putting the entire earnings into extensions and betterments, pursued while the stock was in former hands, no longer commends itself. By way of float ing that stock as well as dividing the plum among those who have now got it the fatness of the twenty per cent dividend is thrown out in strong relief against the leanness of the entire absence of divi dends durinu the previous years. This may create a speculative demand for the new stock; but it would not be strange if actual investors should fail to see in the history of the whole transaction any assurance that their interests are care fully guarded when such methods prevail. SKW DEMOCRATIC LEADERS. As was naturally to have been expected from the result of the Massachusetts elec tion, the Boston Globe launches a double leaded two column boom for Governor Russell for President Tho figure of that rising young Democrat is interesting as a Presidental possibility both from his at tractive personality and the success he has twice scored In the once reliably Re publican State of Massachusetts. The claims of Russell to be considered a Presidental quantity are based on the difficulty -of securing agreement in New York upon a New York candidate; on Russell's two elections for Governor in Massachusetts, and his alleged ability to carry the 15 electoral votes of that State, and the inability of any other State to present a candidate of equal merits. Of course, the point in Russell's availability most prominently brought forward is the strength displayed in twice carrying a Republican State for the Democratic ticket t But this argument applies to Boies equally with Russell, with the advantage for Boies that he is a Westerner in whose locality the Democratic party has the most to gain and the least to lose. The Globe, in its advocacy of Russell, rules Boies out on the ground that he "was a Republican ten years ago." Which only calls for the remark that if the Democracy propose to place new accessions to their ranks under a taboo they might as well permanently resign themselves to the position of a minority party. Russell and Boies stand on equal terms as rising political possibilities. Pattison really has the same claim to distinction, as he has twice won the victory himself in Pennsylvania, although elections where he was not a candidate have gune against his party. But the certainty that he can not carry Pennsylvania as long as the tariff is an issue operates as a bar against him, which the enthusiastic Democrats do not recognize in the case of Massachusetts and Iowa Governors. But is it to be taken as by any means assured that either of those States would go Democratic in a Presidental election? HOW ABOUT BALLOT REFORM? The assertion has been made by several Republican leaders in New York that the victory of the Democrats there was a pur chased one. We do not propose to dis cuss that assertion in the light of external evidence as to its truth; hut it is important to consider it in its fearing on the subject of ballot reform. Two at least of the New York Republi cans who make this assertion were promi nent in urging a ballot reform law in New York on the ground that it would make vote-buying impossible. Their present view does not seem to maintain their former high estimate of the virtue of that reform, which was adopted, it is true, in somewhat mutilated form. One of these assertions qualifies the indictment by say ing that the Democratic victory was secured by bribing Republican voters to stay away from the polls. But, if it is possible to do that on a large scale it re duces the value of the reform far below what is claimed for it, as it simply makes it necessary for the vote-buyers to buy half a vote at a time in place of a whole one. In view of this grave assertion it is highly important to have it settled whether ballot reform is worthless, or whether this declaration is to be taken as the easiest excuse that can be found by defeated and angry politicians. THE TITO COMMUNITIES. The talk about amalgamation between the Harmony Society and Dr. Teed's Koreshan Community, has elicited a state ment from Elder Duss, of the former com munity, which puts the matter in a clear light Conferences between the two or ganizations have resulted in their frater nizing as founded on similar principles; while the reports as to the capture of the rich possessions of the Economites by'Dr. Teed are answered by the statement that the property remains in the handsi of thf Elders, and that no one can be ad mitted to membership in the society except on the usual year's probation. Even if the Economites proposed to let their possessions pass to the ultimate con trol of the Western community, they would have the same right to do so, being satisfied that the latter will carry out their principles, that the owner of a great manufacturing concern would have to put Ms property under the control of a manager who, he believes, will carry on the policy he desires. Both may be mis taken in their judgment; but such errors it is the right of every finite mind to make. On the whole there does not seem to be much room for criticizing the posi tion of the Economites in this matter. Nevertheless, the knowledge that in spme.manner the future control of a very large property may be determined can be taken as the excuse of the cynical world for suspecting that Dr. Teed had that prize in view, and even for thinking that his personal appearance and his avowal of entire agreement with the doctrines of Rapp, are not the most convincing proofs of the entire disinterestedness of his motives. "The Republic of Brazil will be two years old to-morrow," remarks a cotempo rary of Saturday's date. That is, to adopt the Hibernian manner of phrasing it, if it had ever been a republic, and tho republic had lasted until Sunday, it would have been two years old on that day. A TELEGKArmc item which appeared in the last issue of The Dispatch concerning the gift of a diamond scarf pin to a United States Deputy Marshal of New York City was interesting as an item of news, as is the further statement in regard to the same official that "every Government in Europe has, with one or two executions, made him substantial presents." It is especially in structive of the customs of tho present age that no one deems it worth while to pay any attention to a document called the Consti tution of the United States which enacts that "no person holding any office of trust or profit under the United States afcall, without the consent of the Congress, accept of any piescnt, from any king, prince or foreign state." Mr. Campbell's sentiment "what's the constitution among friends" seems to have a wider acceptance than was suspected. Tun work of providing for the next elec tion under the Baker ballot law is now com- I? THEiPEPT! ingon. It wili udu some increase in pub lio expanses, but if the law is worth anything it will more than make that up by a larger saving in illegitimate private expenditures. The New York Telegram defends the action of the Chicago Chief of Police in or dering an Anarchist meeting to display the United States flag, with the remark that "no one is entitled to the protection of this Gov ernment who will not recognize and display its flag." According to that the guardians of the public peace have the right to walk into any public meeting or anv place of business and stop proceedings until tho flag is waved. There seems to be need of direct Instruction that the police have no right to say what any man shall do until ho commits an overt act against tho law of public peace. Theeb seems to be no doubt that Pitts bnrg armor plates can beat the world., Now might it not be another gratifying step for Pittsburg to make cannon that will beat the armor pla test Bev. Sam Small has cast the Rev. Sam Jones in the shade as the inventor of a vivid phrase, having characterized a saloonkeep er whom he denounced from the pulpit as selling "pop-skull whisky." The phrase is good, but it had the effect of a boom era'ng, in inciting the vender of spiritous re freshments to whack the Rev. Samuel over the head. The most emphatic application of the term seems to be in tho fact that the Rev. Sam Small's skull has been popped. New York and Cincinnati are both earnestly desiring rain. The agony of the situation, is heightened by their inability to decide whether to call on Dyrenfurth or Melbourne. In view of the attempt in Whitewater, "Wis., to blow op with dynamite a lodge of Good Templars, an Eastern Journal asks "What is the matter with the civilization out there!" The same thing that is the matter everywhere where people got the idea that the community must be run in the interest of whisky, namely that the supporters of that interest deem it unnecessary to be re strained by considerations of law or the fear of committing crime. Perhaps Massachusetts will retaliate for Uncle Jerry's remarks on tho hide ques tion by presenting him with a leather medal for his agricultural statesmanship. Speaking- of the Speakership contest, which is now becoming very hot, the Buffalo Courier remarks: "Several good men and strong men are candidates." If the reports of the factions about deals on the silver question, and affiliations with real estate rings are to be believed, they are not only strong but rank. But after the fight is over we shall hope to learn that it is simply the usual campaign mud-slinging. Boies, of Wisconsin, with 8,200 plurality, and Russell of Massachusetts with 11,090 are the rising stars in the firmament of Demo cratic availabilities. . The ambition of Chicago is displayed in the headlines of the Chicago Herald, one of which asserts that a local attraction "Will Outdo KosterA Bial," while another declares "Coney Island Wanted." If Chicago is to deprive New York of those features what will there be left in the Mctrouolls to live fort SNAP SHOTS IN SEASOX. The only thing a lazy man gains in this world is flesh. Officials who are weighed in the scales of Justice and whitewashed ere still scaly. The most sensible thing to take to your bosom now is a chest protector. The sluggard who goes to his aunt and gets nothing is forced to deal with his uncle. The hats and bonnets now in style. No longer scrape the sky; But men who pay for them don't smile. Because they still come high. Quay is a lucky- fisherman, how to cut bait. He knows The printers are the only ones who can successfully "sing" Sullivan every time he makes a stir in the land. The sailor isalwayB an innocent on shore, notwithstanding the fact that he kno A s the ropes. They are shouting instead of shooting for rain down the Ohio. The good prefer Providence to powder. He loved the maid, and loved her well, But sighed to note her waist was slim, For then he knew this stylish belle, Had corset-steeied her heart 'gainst him. The best thing to cive a borrower is a piece of your mind. The lazy house builder always contrives to escape the scaffold. Some of Philadelphia's citizens are vainly trying to wake up that sleeping beauty. They should aak her to take a drink. Every girl loves company, but her male callers should always remember that three is a crowd. The modern maid's aesthetic, Delsartean and athletic. Full of gO. A driver, rider, walker. But a most insipid talker, Doucher know. Washington Star. If the shearman on the Star had remembered the injunction, "Thou shalt not steal," he would not be put in this false light, nor would the New York Commercial Advertiser, the Buffalo Courier and other honest ex change readers have credited him with this trifle. It first saw the light in The Dis patch, but in spite of this fact a city cotem porary says it was "found floating." Take 'em, boys, but credit 'em. IT is frequently easier for theatrical man agers to cover a bill board than to plank down a board bill. The tin plate, men are eating pie instead of crow this time. If the turkeys could vote Harrison and Pattison would suffer for thoso proclama tions. NEAK THE TOP NOTCH. No matter how late it is, Mr. Gladstone always reads an hour before he goes to bed. Babon Fava's elevation to the rank of a plenipotentiary of the first-class indicates that honors don't go by fava in Italy. Senator Chandler has gone to Wash ington from New Hampshire for the winter, and his nose is said to be in a state of satis factory convalescence. POSSIBLY' those tears he shed so copiously may have had theirlnfluence upon the court martial which acquitted Lieutenant Cowles of all blame for the wreck of the Despatch. Vocalists in church choirs sometimes get small fortunes for little work. Miss De Vere, a New York soprano, receives $3,000 a year for her vocal efforts in a iasbiouable church. People don't have to travel far beyond the confines of their homes to learn lion small -a thing is fame. Ex-President R. B. Hayes realized this when he read in the At lanta bonstitution "Hcys is Here." It is with inadequate astonishment and consuming sorrow that we learn that Music Hall, the very center of Boston culture, was only one-half full on tlio occasion of Sir Ed win Arnold's flrst appearance, there. Chief Justice Holt, of Kentucky, has a double who not only looks like him', but has the sainename. Unfortunately every body doesn't know this and Justice Holt fre quently finds that he has been credited with registering in places, ho never thought of 'V visiting. frTS . f.. . i NtM'. i -' aV X ". Zais THE DESIGNS FOR THE LIBBABt. WRlrritlT TOR TUB DISPATCH.; The Chairman of the Carnegie Library Competition Committee advises the Pro fessor or Things in General that the top story of the Ferguson building is a good place for the cultivation of the "blind stag gers." The Professor ventures to trust that this picturesque expression does not de scribe the committee's state of mind. There is no doubt but that the committee will face these 96 competitors with the utmost serenitv. Thirteen hundred Ikxca pieces of paper will not confuse them. "Elevations," north, south, east and west; "ground plans," "cross sections," sketches of "detail," unnumbered pages of technical description, will not give them even the flrst qualm of the "blind staggers." The Pro fessor, and all the general publlo, have un bonnded confidence in the good Judgment of Mr. Carnegie's committee. lha best thing about this committee is that no member of it knows anything about architecture. That-is, about architecture on tho technical side. There is nbt an ex pert among the number. The Professor haznrds a conjecture that not even the Chairman can tell the 'difference between renaissance and rococo. Tho Professor challenges lirl Scott to state concerning any single column in all those 1,800 plans whether it is pyenostyle, systyle, eustyle, diastyle, araeostyle, or any style at all. Representatives of the People. So much the better. We are all pretty well acquainted with the members of this committee. We- know them to be excellent, honest gentlemen of good sense and intel ligent Judgment, who can see out of their eyes some of them even without the aid of glasses who know a good thing when they see it, and who are a3 reasonably sure as any individuals in tho community to like that which Is worth liking. That is, they are of the same sort with all the rest of us. There are 85 chances out of 96 that they will choose Just that design which we would choose. The best men to select something for tho people in general are those who best represent the people in general. And that describes this committee accurately. Of course, it is possible that an expert might choose but a design that would delight the citizens of the twentieth century. It is not unlikely that the design which this com mittee may select will make the artlstio Pittsburgers of that ideal millentum swear. We need not mind that What we want is a build ng to please us. And such a building will have a fine hlstorio value, anyhow, whether it has artistic value or not. It will represent nineteenth century taste. The trouble with the things which the ex perts delight in Is that they are above us. They are like that classic musio which, as somebody assures us for our consolation, is really n great deal better than it sounds. The Carnegie Library building, the Profes sor understands, is for the people ot Pitts burg whose names are In she directory or on the roll books of the public schools to-day. If he meant it for the twentieth century he might invest his money and entail it. We have reason to be grateful that this com mittee stands solid on tho aotual everyday ground, and that not a head out of the whole number is in the clouds. The Carnegie Library will, at any rate, be cotemporary. Criticism of a Critic. A poet complained, the other day, aDout a critic, who in criticising the poet's poem had bluntly affirmed that he simply didn't like it The poet protested that this was no sort of a criticism at all. The test of a good poem is not in the like or dislike or a critic, but in the acenracy of its meter, the aptness of its rhyme, the sense and spirit of it, ana its teennical excellence. The Pro fessor's sympathies are with the critic The supreme test of any thing is in tho approba tion or disapprobation of the people for whom it is meant. It is the business of the man whohasgot hold of a good thing, of a new truth, of a discovery, of a revelation of grace or beauty in art or music, to make it popular. Genius Is the gift of making the supreme best appreciated by everybody. This committee will not bother their heads about architectural consistencies. They will take the plan whioh they simply like the best. And the Professor predicts that we will agree with them. What, then, will be the qualities for which the .committee will look? Out of these 96, which will they choose? They will be likely at the flrst overlooking I of the plans to be attracted by the architect wu ima uuiiuicu tut? committee ana tne competition and himself by sending his de signs to this great architectural reception diessed in their best clothes. A favorable Impression is made at oncebyatasteful, and careful, and artistic drawing. Tho commit tee took pains to guard themsolves against a temptation of which they wore quite aware, by specifying that all designs should be submitted in plain black and white. A first-class draughtsman, with a brush or two of color, can give a fictitious value to the drawings of a third-class architect. Never theless, the architect of the Carnegie Library must essentially be a man of cul tured taste, and that taste will show itself in the setting, the finish, the presentation of even the most severely simple plans. And it may well count for something. It is worth much. The Appearance of the Outside. Then the committee will examine all the perspectives, the finished pictures of the completed building. They will want to know how It will look on the outside. Be cause this is not merely a contrivance for the storing and distribution of a lot of books; it is meant to be an Impressive mon ument. It must do credit to Mr. Carnegie and to Pittsburg. It is to stand at the en trance of a great park, in a position of prom inence. It is to be an ornament. The flrst requisite of this building is that it shall be monumental. But to be monumental it is well that the building shonld be not only dignified, and stately, but unique. We do not particularly desire that this great municipal monument shall be like half a hundred other monu ments. Indeed, we have accomplished something if we get a building out there in Schenley Park which Is different from all the conventional buildings, and worth com ing to see because it is the only place to see it. The splendid structures which are the pride of the great cities on the other side of the water are each one as individual as a genius or a hero. They have personality. They do not follow a type. They stand out alone, and set an example. And, more than that, it is well that tho new building should, even on the outside, indicate what it is for. People ought to know when they see it that it is not a school house, nor a jail, not a conrt house, nor a church: not a meducval castle, nor a beer garden; not a transplantation from the World's Fair; not a shot-tower; not the winter quarters of a circus, nor a restaurant, nor a post office, nor the Capitol at Wash ington. Shonld Mot Need a Label, This building is to be for alibrary, for a picture gallery and for a music halL The Professor notices that -some of the plans have signs over the doors. A good picture does not really need a label. A horse on canvas ouglit to be able to speak for him self. This great building ought to represent to every passer-ny tne uses that it is meant for. In general, every tower, every angle, every turret, ought definitely to mean some thing. The basis of beauty is utility. That great tower of Richardson's court house, for example, was built for ventilation. It was run away up, as was thought, above the smoke line, to bring down clean air. No tower has any business to exist which can not give a good, sound, practical account ot itself. So much for the outside, the sum of which is that any perspective which would do" just as well lor a new Morganza may safely be set in the background. As for the inside, that ought to follow even more accurately the intentions of the building. The three great practical uses of this structure aie for books, for pictures, and for music. The best design Is the one which provides for these uses in the most effective and the simplest way. The visitor ought not to be confused when he gets in. It ought to be plain which way he is to go. Tho Library should not be a labyrinth. Tho professor has a personal preference for the those designs, of which there area number, which set the.book rooms on one side, and the picture robins on the other side, and the music room iu the middle. They have the LMMSt x.zs advantage of unity. They have the further considerable advantage of allowing inde finite enlargement for those two depart ments which will be most likely to need ex tension, and snch enlargement as will not take away from 'tne proportions of the wlsole. Space and Light the Chief Concerns. So far as the details of the various de partments are concerned. It s not likely that the committee know much of anything about them, nor the architects either. The man who knows most about the ideal library is a librarian. These arrangements are not of much importance in these provisional designs. They will have to be developed afterward. The chief concern, Just at this stage, is space and light. Finally, it must not be forgotten, and this committee are not likely to forget, that this building Is the gift of Pittsburg's most emi nent citizen. It is to be more than a library, or a picture gallery, or a musio hall. It is to be a monument to the splendid geileroslty of Andrew Carnegie. Ho has not said any thing about this. But the people will not be content to have this notable purpose over looked. The best design will emphasize this idea. It will center everything about some stately hall, or dome, or tower, which shall carry the memory of Andrew Carnegie into everlasting remembrance. In the meantime, here are 96 good plans, and an ideal committee to say which of them Is number one, and all tho rest of ns waiting in confident expectation. 5JB EDWABD ARNOLD COMtSG. TTIH Deliver a Lecture for the Press Club in Carnesie BalL Erasmus Wilson, chairman of the Lecture Committee of the Pittsburg Press Club, will this morning sign a contract under the terms of which Sir Edwin Arnold will give read ings from his works at Carnegie Music Hall, Allegheny, on the evening of Thursday, De cember S. The author of "The Light of Asia" has had so many demands on his time in the East that until Saturday it was doubt ful whether bo could accept the Press Club's invitation to come to Pittsbnrg. His nccept ance, however, is without condition, and the people of Western Pennsylvania will have a share in what is undoubtedly the greatest literary treat of the season. Aside from his fame as a poet. Sir Edwin Arnold is one of the most interesting figures in public life to-day. Wherever he has ap peared he has been lionized, and has charmed everybody, as much by the sim plicity of his charaoter as by the power of his intellect. In New York, Boston and other Eastern cities he has received social attentions accorded to few. representatives of any nation, and wherever he has appeared there are earnest calls fo-- his return. The length of his stay in Pittsburg is not yet de termined, but it is certain that Pittsbnrg will not be behind other cities in doing honor to the man whose helpful 'influence has extended to all nations. The statement that Sir Edwin will give readings from his works hardly describes the character of the entertainment which visitors to Carnegie Hall on the evening of December S will enjoy. The selections be l eads are interspersed with comments which throw a new light on many of his famous sayings. He modestly insists, however, that he does not lecture, and that his talk is to bo considered only as suggestions that have helped him and may help others. THE NEXT SPEAKER. Loom is going to elect Speaker Mills. It is mightier than the caucus. Baton Herald (Dem.) Fob Speaker of the next House of Repre sentatives, William D. Bynum. Indianapolis Sentinel (Dem.) The indications at this time seem to favor the election of Crisp, of Georgia, as Speaker. Peoria Transcript Eep.i Brkb Mills will find Brer Crisp a flghterj and Republicans can stand off and see the fun. Chicago Inter Ocean (Rep.) Mn. Mills is tho leading candidate for t Speaker. He ought to be and undoubtedly ' will be chosen. Milwaukee Journal (Dem.) Mills, of Texas, did not prove himself an effective campaign speaker in New York and Ohio, but he seems tohe the Democratic choice for Speaker, nevertheless. New York Frets (.Rep.) Is conversation Mr. Bynum has stated that in his recent tour he made many friends and picked up a number of votes, and that in the event that the Speakership comes North his chances are good. Indianapolis Journal (Rep.) Westers Democratic papers are saying that if Crisp be elected Speaker the tariff will not be tonched, while if any other man be elected the tariff will be attacked. The Republicans are praving that some other man will be elected. St. Louis Globe-Democrat (Rep.) The eloction of Mr. Springer to the Speak ership wiil not only be an indorsement of the great Democratic doctrine of tariff re. form, the Just recognition of the heroic Democracy of the Northwest, and the plan ing of the duties of the position upon a gen tleman in everyway exceptionally qualified to perform them, but it will be good politics. Illinois State Register. A Road Reform Congress. Indianapolis Sentinel. A number of representatives of the differ ent Southern States have just been holding a road Congress at Atlanta. The object of the Congress was to interest the public in a movement to secure good highways through out the South and to consider the best 'methods of accomplishing that end through the State Legislatures and otherwise. The movement is a timely one. We should like very much to see concerted effort in the same direction in Indiana. The establish .ment of a system of first-class roads extend ing into every township in the State would do more for the prosperity, the comfort, and the convenience of our people than any other enterprise of a mateital character that could be undertaken. No Investment could be made that would yield such rich re turns. We believe it would bo well if a road Congress could be held in this State this fall, at which the lepresentative business men and farmers of every county could be pres ent for un exohange of ideas upon this im portant question. He Has One Lord on His Side. Kansas City Times. Mr. Cleveland Jias at least one-Lord ou his side, and the beauty of it is he can exercise the right of franchise. DEATHS HEBE AND ELSEWHEEE. Gordon Lester Ford, Publisher. Gordon Lester Ford, the publisher of the New York Tribune for the eight years between 1873 and 1881, and the farher of Malcolm W. Ford, the athlete, died Saturday morning at his home, in Brooklyn, in the 68th j ear of his age, of gastrlo fcrer. He was found dead In his bed. Mr. Ford was the owner of the finest private library, the most valuable art collection aqd the most exten sive collection of historical autographs In the United States. He was -instrumental In founding the Brooklyn Art Association and was tor years its treasurer. He was also a director of the Academy of Music for a quarter of s century, was connected with the Brooklyn Library, the Long Island His torical Society aud theUamilton Club. In connec tion with Simeon B. Chittenden lie founded tho Brooklyn Union in 1863 for the avowed purpose of defending the cause of the Union. In 18C9 lie was appointed United States Collector of Internal Revenue, and relinquished the position three years later rather than submit to being assessed for cam paign purposes. In 1873 he became the publisher anUbusinrss manager of the Tribune, and he filled that responsible pqst for eight years, lie was a member of the Lotos, the Reform and Hie Lawyers' clubs of this city and or the Hamilton Club, of Brooklyn. He was one of the originators and the first signer of the call for the Washington Centen nial, and was chairman of the General Committee. El-Postmaster J. A. Cochran. J. A. Cochran, ex-postmaster of Grove City, died yesterday morning, of diphtheria. His 17-months old boy died about 15 minutes before him with the croup. Mr. Cochrau was a well known and respected citizen of Grove CUy.and was Second Lleuteuant of Company F, National Guards 01 1'ennsyivnum. Obituary Notes. AskaMaodalen'a, wife of Alderman Flach, of the Sonthslde, died at his home, 2208 Carson street, yesterday afternoon at the age of 50 years. The tuueral will be held to-morrow morning. Rcvvs Lisle, a prominent horseman and Influ ential citizen of Lexington, Ky.. died at his home, near this city, 73 rears of age. He was known throughout the country. He was a director of the Lafayette National Bank. MBS. EVELINE Smith, the mother of A. W. Smith, the well-known florist and promoter of the chrysanthemum show, died Saturday at her son's home on Boggs avenue, she was 73 years old. Her funeral will take place this afternoon. JCPOE J. G. Sfaiiks, brother of T. G. Parks, brother of A. J. Sparks, Commissioner General of the Land Office under President t'levelind, dledlu 'incoina. Wash.. agcdSOvcars. He went there in &5. aud was at one time Territorial Auditor of Washington. INTERNAL REVENUE RECEIPTS. An Increase or Over Three Million In Col lections for the Year Only Costing a Little More to Get In the Money Growth of Liquor and Tobacco Business. Wasbijtstos, Nov. 15. The annual report I uiiioun tv. mason, commissioner Ot lumi nal Revenue, which has just been submitted to the Secretary ot the Treasury, contains a mass of interesting information in regard to the operations of that service. The total re ceipts for the last fiscal year, from all sources, were 1116,035,416 an increase of $3, tlt,719 over the receipts for the previous ascalyear. The cost of collection for the past fiscal year was 4,210.601, or 2.SS per cent of the reoeipts, against 2.S2 last year. The estimated expenses for the next fiscal year are ,522,380. During tho year 698 stills were destroyed and 97 were removed, involving the arrest of S7S persons. The aggregate amonnt of taxes collected from tobacco during the last fiscal year was $32,796,270. Thte decrease is 41.162.720. duo to the reduction or the tax on snnff. chewing and smoking tobacco, and to the repeal of special taxes relating to tobacco. The tax on cigars and cigarettes was not changed, and the collections therefrom were increased ?1.388,650-during the last flsoal year. The increase of taxed tobacco and snuff over 1899 was 15,650,881 pounds: the increase of to bacco and snuff exnorted was 4 299 nounds. and the increase of tobacco and snnff, im-J i'"ra ana wituarawn ror consuraptlon.was 16o,01 pounds. The increase during the fis cal year of 1891 on taxed cigars was 387,000, 781, aud the decrease of cigars exported was 10,866, and of cigars imported and withdrawn for consumption was 29,710 729. The increase of taxed cigarettes was 151,281,080, and of cig arettes exported was 35,221.200. The decrease of cigarettes imported was 591,875. Needed Changes In the Tariff Law. The Commissioner says that in order to make the tariff law effective severaMjfcnend ments will be required, among which is one for freighting illicit factories, and also duly authorized factories where there is nny serious violation of the law. It should also be made a penal offense to remove stamps, to reuse stamps, or to have in possession stamps that have once been used. The total number of grain, molasses and fruit distilleries registered and onerated during the year is 4,010 and 3,818, respec tivelv. a decrease of 2.318 in thn numhur mr. istered and a decrease of 2,332 on the number operated The quantity of spirits (115,862,333 gallons) produced and deposited in distilleries and warehouses during the fiscal year ended June 30, 1891, is more than theproduction(109,275 928 rnllon) in the year 1890 by 6,636,161 gallons. Tho difference is distributed among tho different kinds known to the trade as follows: Increase in production High wine, 511,198 gallons: rye whisky, 939,812; alcohol, 906,373; mm, 126,515; gin, 9.931; pure, neutral or cologne spirits, 1 333,507: miscel laneous, 5,331,202; total Increase 9,229,839 gal lons; decrease in the production of Bourbon whisky, a 513,369 gallons; net increase, 6,6S6, 161 gallons. There was an increase of spirits with drawn for scientific purposes and for tho use of the United States of 953 gallons. The quantity of spirits in distillery warehouses, June SO, 1891, is the largest quantity so held at the close of any fiscal year. Less Liquor Being Held Nowaday It appears from reports recently received that while the quantity of spirits in dis tillery warehouses September 30, 1890, was 85,106,670 gallons, or more than 16,000,000 less than the quantity therein June SO, 1890, the quantity in warehouse September SO, 1S91, was 101,810,892 gallons, or more than 81,000,000, less than the quantity so held June 30, 1891. It is noted also that this increased reduc tion is due to decrease in production during July, August and Semptember, 1891, ramer iruau-to increasea tax paia Wltn drawals, the quantity withdrawn tax paid during these three months being nearly 1, 000,000 gallons less than tho quantity so witn drawn during July, August and September, The quantity of distilled suirlts in the United States, except what may be in cus toms bonded warehouses, on the 1st day of October, 1691, was 152,915,773 gallons. The aotual number or gallons of grape brandy used in the fortification of sweet wines during the fiscal year ended June 30. 1891, was 193,55 the tax upon which, at 90 cents per gallon, would have "amounted to $171,201. It is probable that abflut double the above quantity of grape brandy will be used for the fortification of sweet wines during the present fiscal year. The commissioner announces his purpose of substituting weighing for gauging In as certaining the quantity of distilled spirits subject to tax. He has therefore decided, with the approval of the Secretary of tho Treasury and under the authority of section 3219, Revised Statutes, to prescribe the use of the scales in place of the gauge rod at dis tilleries, and, so far as applicable, at rectify ing houses; retaining the rod for use in gauging packages of rectified spirits whose true proof is not ascertainable owing to the presence of saccharine or other matter in the spirits, and under other circumstances when the use of the scales may not be feasi ble. He has contracted for 2,300 scales, or weighing beams, with poises and barrel hooks, at $10 each, Tables in regard to the production of oleo margarine show during the year ended June 30, 1891, an increase ot production over any former year, but a decrease for exportation. The total production wo 14,3')2,409. The In crease in production over last year was 12 063,377 pounds. TALK OP THIS TIMES. Anarchists waving their reg rags make themselves madder than anybody else. Toledo Commercial. Tes, but the reg flag has no place in this country. "Blaine and reciprocity" have been sent to the rear by the money of the Protection ists in Ohio. Coldwater Sun, (Mich.) If this was the case, they have gone to the front very rapidly sinoe. What the Northwest wants now is a good, old-fashioned winter not too old-fashioned, butjnst old-fashioned enough. Minneapolis Tribune. Unless signs fail, the Northwest will get just what it wants. Once was Mr. Blaine "that tower of strength which stood four square to all the winds that blew." Kansas Ctiy Times. What Mr. Blaine once was he still is. Time has made no change in his business. The robbery of railroad trains and blowing open of safes, since the election is not a necessary sequence of that event. fit Paul Globe. Nobody supposed that disappointed free traders would carry their principles quite so far. The eyes of the whole world will be upon Mrs. Palmer when she drives that last nail in the Woman's Building. Chicago Tribune. It is to be hoped that she won't become con fused at the wrong moment. In any case. the man who holds the nail is brave even to heroism. Chicago shonld look to its laurels. A little one-horse town up In Dakota called Sioux Palls is acquiring a national reputation for the celerity and frequency with which its courts grant divorces Chicago News. Give the little town a chance. Let her wear 'the laurels if she wins them. It is better that they should go to a Western than to a East ern town. The Incoming Chinainen. Boston Traveller. Congress is unquestionably to find itself confronted with the Chinese question when it assembles, and large provision will either have to be made for the execution of tho law or the law will have to be regarded as a dead letter. There Is no doubt whatever that the volume of Chinese immigration is larger at the present time than at any time slnco the exclusion law was passed, and It is constantly increasing. All along the Canadian frontier the Chinese are gathering, and the efforts of the Treasury officials to keep them out are not successful. The de partment Is doing the best possible with the means at its command under the law, but these are entirely inadequate for the ac complishment of the task boforq it. Con gress must strengthen its hands or open the doors tb tho anxious almond-eyed Celestial. The Leak Cannot Be Stopped. Chicago News. Dispatches from Ottawa, Ont., announce that the Canadian Government has decided to adopt a vigorous Immigration policy. This reminds one of the old adage about plugging a cask with a spigot while the bunghole remains open. Common every day statistics prove that for every immi grant Canada is able to lure to her shores from European countries there are about two that leave Canada to take up permanent residence in tne United States. A cSMirlSSSSt It Is Proposed to Build One AcroM North ern Mexico. The New Nation. Albert K. Owen, the founder of the Ameri can Co-Operative Colony at Topolobampo, Mexico, now proposes to build a co-operative railroad 1,200 miles long connecting the Gulf of California with the Gulf of Mexico. When this colony was In the formative state Mr. Owen secured valuable concessions from the Mexican Government, and though the original plan was abandoned, the con cessions were, not forfeited, and now, through the friendliness of President Diaz, they have been renewed in more practicable shape, and so as to contribute materially to the carrying out of the new plan. Mr. Owen now announces in the Mexican .Financier that the projectors of the road have money enongh In hand to build and equip the flrst 15 miles of the railway and telegraph and that the colony has, within itself, the labor and skill requisite to survey and construct the road, build the bridges, depots, freight houses, wharves, shops and also experienced men to operate the train and telegraph This, he estimates.constitutes about three fifths of the total cost of the entire plant, and that aside from this, it will only be nec essary to bond the road for $10,000 per mile, and therefore the road will have onl to meet the $500 interest permlle per year. This is a small Indebtedness when compared with the Mexican Central RaUway, which Is bonded for $38,500 per mile, but which earned $2,100 per mile th first year after it was opened. This will be the flrst Instance in which incorporated labor has ever con tracted to receive railroad securities for its services.and where canital has been invested upon snch a basis of agreement The road will be called the Mexican Western Railroad Company. The Topolobampo Colonv is now said to be in a most prosperous condition, and the undertaking of such a work as out lined, indicates its strength and resources and shows what intelligent labor can accom plish when emancipated from the tyranny and guile of private capitalists. THE HOMESTEAD LAW. It Is the Only Recourse of the Poor Man Who Wants to Acquire Land. Portland Oregonlan.l The homestead law has been so modified by the act of March 3, 1891, that It would hardly be recognized by its old friends, who look upon it as the one means of acquiring a farm or ranch from the public domain. Formerly it provided a means for locating upon land and fixing a title under certain restrictions, and this was alone the poor man's way of acquiring 160 acres of land. By the modification it is left the only means of acquiring agricultural land. Formerly the timber culture law furnished a means of taking land from the public domain and ac quiring by so much a tract that might be come a farm. This is all done away with by the recent laws, and now the poor man who comes from the East and determines to take public land has only one recourse, whioh is In the homotead law. Formerly a sir months' residence gave him the right to purchase the land at its fixed value of $125 per acre outside of the limits of a railroad grant, or $2 50 an acre within the limits of sueli grant, and he bad little to caro for but to comply with certain jrestrictions and be come the owner. How be must reside upon the land for 11 months, and not only comply with all tne terms of the law in a strict sense, but have an eye at all times to the fact that his neigh bor or someone is watching him with a view to claim lumping. This is due to the fact that land is not so plenty now it has been, and whoever gets from the Government of the United States a farm does so by reason or settlement and careful compliance with all the conditions of law that tend to make such acquirements as onerons as actual purchase. It is no longer the happy circum stance in which the settler finds himself that he can take a quarter section of land with a spring of water and wooded valley and be sure that for all time he had title to land enough to support himself and family. SMOKELESS F0WBZB. It Threatens to Work a Revolution in the Art of Warfare- Generally. United Service Magazine. As to the probable effect of smokeless powder in war, fortress guns will still be easily localized with a field-glass, but if the attacking batteries be constructed at long range, behind parapets, with low command, and not indicated by freshly stirred earth, the enemy will be at first puzzled to localize them. At all times, too. field artillery, open ing suddenly at various places and distances, would, with the aid of smokeless powder, be more difficult to reply to effectively than formerly. It is, however, in casemates that smokeless powder would be very valuable, as not substantially enenmbering or vitiat ing the atmosphere inside. Passing from fortresses to the open conn try, I will first consider how and to what extent the defenders of a position will be benefited by tho use of smokeless powder. If they obtain cover behind a hedge, in a wood, or in shelter trenches, whose exist ence Is not disclosed by newly excavated earth not covered by turf, grass, they will tie invisible at any distance, say, exceeding 300 yards; hence they can fire at the enemy's distant artillery or advancing infantry with out fear of a return, for he will be unable to even approximate to the situation of the line. Ambushes, especially against cavalry, will be much more effective than formerly, and the dangpr of attacking the enemy in position will be Increased enormously. The experience of actual war will probably bring to light other effects of smokeless powderand modify preconceived theories. AUIhavo attempted is to suggest some of the consequences likely to result from tho adoption of the new powder. THE EPISCOPAL C0NGEES3. Lances Sharpened for the Arguments That Are Anticipated. New York Tribune. The meeting of the Episcopal Church Con gress, whioh begins in Washington on Tues day of this week, promises to be more than usually Interesting. During the last few years the Episcopal Church has been under going a most significant Internal revolution, one result of which has been the virtual dis appearance of the old Low Church party, and and the rapid growth of the Broad Church school of thought. During the same period, also, the High Church party has grown in numbers and coherence, and is now getlng ready to break a lance with the Broad Churchmen. The Church Congress, being by its yery constitution a freo forum for the expression of all shades of opinion in the church, has naturally attracted to It the Broad Church men, while it has Just as naturally excited the snspiolon, if not tho opposition, of many extreme High Churcnmen. This Is not the fault of the Church Congress, w'hose officers are only too anxious to giveta hearing to both schools of thought, but arises from the fact that a thoroughly consistent High Churchman must believe that Only his own opinions are right, and that the expression of any other ouinlon is IrereticaL In spite of the opposition to it, however, the Con gress is a great and growing power in the Episcopal Church, and enlists among its writers and speakers some of its ablest and clearest thinkers. The topics to be dlsoussed at the coming meeting are of great practical importance, and the utteranceson them will excite general attention, even outside the Episcopal Church. THIS UNRECOGNIZED. CWRITTES rOK THE DISPATCH. How many stars of purest ray Must shine within the sky. And move along their silent way Unseen by mortal eye. How many gems in oceans deep, Or down in rocky mine. As fair and bright as those that sleep In the monarch's casket fine. How oft do roses bloom in vain And scent the morning air, , And violets deck the verdant plain And die neglectedthere. . How oft the matchless nightingale Pours out its soul alone, No listening ear within the vale To catch one melting tone. And thus it will most surely be With thousands of our race, Who ne'er upon life's stormy sea Shall paths of glory trace. And yet mothinkg 'tis quite as good To shine unseen, unknown, -And live in peaceful solitude As on some gilded throne. D. Matthew Caub. Anaconda, Most., November, isM. CCKI0US CONDENSATIONS. In Spain there are only 3,231 children in the Sunday schools. There are 230,000 singers in the choirs of the Church of England. The rent of land in England 300 years ago was about a shilling an acre. The people of the United States con sume, it is said, 200,000,000 bottles of pickles annually. It is estimated that in theTJmtedKin; dom no fewer than 70 000 girls are employed in publie houses and drinking bars. The amulets of the Tasmanians are com posed of sacred stones suspended from tho neck, to prevent the malignant Influence of witcncrait. The value of the fish already caught this season on the northeast const of Scotland H estimated at abont .600,000, or considerably more than the average. ,, The Italian army contains nearly"2,600,- ' 000 men, or to give the exact figures, 1,'J28,'W2 Among them are 35,000 Alpine soldiers, trained and inured to the hardships of mountain warfare. Lobsters often travel in regiments, seek ing new feeding grounds. Their migrating armies are always led by the biggest' and- strongest ones, while the maimed and weak ly struggle along behind. -Of every 100 persons who traveled on English railways last year 83 went in third class carriages (or, should we say paid for third-class tickets?), while 7.7 were second, and only 3.7 went first-class. A Galician priest has been warned that if be goes on persuading people to give up intoxicating drinks he and the Mayor of the village may be made responsible for the loss suffered in consequence by the publican. 2fo animal has more than five toes, digits or claws to each foot or limb. The horse is one-toed, the ox two-toed, the rhin oceros Is three-toed, the hippopotamus Is four-toed and the elephant and hundreds of other animals are five-toed. In popular histories of the SevenWon derg of the World we read that the Pharos, the flrst llghthonse. could se seen at a dis tance of 100 miles. In order for this to have been possible the Pharos must have been a mile and a quarter In height. There are 536 authorized guides n the Alps. One hundred and ninety-four of them have taken a regular course of Instruction in their prnfesion and have received diplomas. Thirty-flve of them are between CO and 70 years of age, and six are over 70. 243,047,680 quarts of milk, 5,406,680 quarts of cream, and 3,020,110 quarts of con densed milk were received in New York last year for consumption. Each inhabitant of tne city, according to these figures, used on an average 153 qnan-ts of milk. 3K quarts of cream, and 2 quarts of condensed milk last year. There are naturalists in this day and age who believe that horse hairs will turn to liv ing snakes: that toads will live fortbousands ofyears in the cavitv of a rock without food or water, that the barnacle goose was de veloped from the shell fish of thntname.and that the bird called Sora is a species of winged frog. " The City of London is put down by geo graphers as the center of the landed hemis phere. In other words, a radius of about 6,000 miles on the enrved surface of the earth, with London as a center, wonld describe a circumference enclosing more land than any 6.000-mile circle that conld be drawn from any other city in the world. The following are examples of nine-syllable words in the English language: An thropometamorphis. antisnpernaturalism, antf-constltntlonalist, anhydrohepsiterinn, latromathematiclan, incomprehensibility, individualization, syncategoretnatic.il. un constitutionality, nnintelllgihility, valetudi narianism and vicissitudinallty. One of the most singular looking creat ures that ever walked the earth or "swam the waters under the earth" is the world famous man-faced crab of Japan. Its body Is hardly an inch in length, vet the head is fitted with a face which is the perfect coun terpart of that of a Chinese cooly: a veritable missing link, with eyes, nose and mouth all clearly defined. An upright stone in Iona Istand is said to confer the power of steering well to any one who will stretch his arm along it; and a correspondent of Notes and Queries describes a stone at Innisken. near Mavo Island. which so recently as the year 1851 was brought out and Importuned to bring wrecks along. It was ot cylindrical shape and waa careiuiiy wxappca in nannei. Burke, in his letter on "Natural So ciety," says thit Sylla 'destroyed 300,000 men In each of three battles, one being at Che ronea. The Persians are said to have lost 230 000 men at Flataea. II. Chronicles, xiiL, 17. records 600.COO slain on one side, which, however, may not have been in a single bat tle. I. Kings, xx 26, tells of 100 000 men being killed on one sido in a single day. Russian photographers who are unable to get a settlement from their sitters hansr the portraits of the latter npside down in the show-cases before their studios. The significance of this positfon Is. of course, un derstood by the general publlo, and, it is said, the photographers' debtors, in many instances, hasten to place themselves right again in the eyes of their fellow-citizens. Asia means morning or east; Europe, evening or west; Australia means lying to or in the south. Hence, we may consider that these names mean Eastern Land, West ern Land and Southern Land. Asia is a Greek word,, Europe is the Hebrew oreb, Australia is a Latin word. The origin of the word-"Africa" is uncertain. Some conjec ture that it is a Semitic word,meaning "Land of Wanderers." One of the most famous and fatal poi sons used in Japan and Java is obtained from the bamboo. The young shoots of the cane, when they first push through the ground, are covered with fine, brownish hairs, which, under the microscope, appear to be bayonet-like spikes of crystals of sllex. Infinitely sharp and hollow. Small quantities of these hairs administered daily in the food bring on ulceration of the whole alimentary canal, simulating malignant dysentery, which eventually causes death. ' RHYNKLED RHYMZLET3. Clara You know Cora has been taking a course of mlUnery with a view to trimming her own hats in the future, aud I have just learned that she has stopped. Maud Why, what has she 6topped for? Clara Her money ran oat. Cloak Review I sought relief in many a hoary creed, But found no solace tin I found the weed, Andnowmyonly altar is my pipe. And prime tobacco is my only need. K. T.Eerald. ' Lady (to servant) Lina, what has be come of your sweetheart? Lina He doesn't come any more. Why not?" "Well, yon see, his wife is of such a Jealous dis position that I gave him the grand bounce." Texas Sittings. "Wife I don't think I shall get a new bonnet this month but I shall have my old one trimmed over. Husband Bless you my dear. Wife Don't bless me. Give me S for tnn mlng. Cloak Review. La Grippe and Laryngitis, And jovial Catarrh. And myriads of Conghs and Colds Are mourning near and far. And in a wretched chorus They sing this dismal song "Oh these are dull, bard times for ns. The open car Is gonel" Boston Courier. "Breakfast," said Miss Passee, "is my favorite meal." "Naturally," retorted Miss Perte. "One 11 younger at breakrast than at dinner. Harper's Mazar. Tom The old gentleman caught me kiss ing Alice last night. Ned-I'm surprised. You ougnt to go slow about such things. ..... "Why, I went altogether too slow about It! That's how I got caught."-Pncfr. He thought he'd marry her because She made her gowns herself. But the little trimming bills she had Soon laid him ou the shelf. Cloak Eaitw. Husband Let us go to Niagara Falls next week. I should like very much ror you and I to spend a week there. I think I should enjorlf very much. TVjfe it Is very unusual for you to be so consid erate toward roe. Why du you want to take me to Niagara Falh? Husband-Smith took his wife there last week, and he said she was speechless with awe, and I just thought, perhaps-quch! let go my hair. Can't you take a Joke? Let go, I say I'll get you that new bonnct-and a new sealskin sacqne." Tuasmlingt. i . i .i A