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One Month 70 DiiT Dispatch, Including Sunday, 1 yer.. 10 00 Daily Disp tch. Includlng&undaT. 3 m'ths. 2 50 I)a:i t DitrATcn. Including Sunday, 1 ra'th.. 90 M'Mjay Dispatch. One Tear. I SO Weeelt Dim-atch. One Year. 1 5 The Dailt Dispatch Is delivered by carriers at IS cent per wrek, or. Including Sunday Edition, at 10 cents per -week. PITTSBURG, MONDAY, NOV. 9. ISM. THE KI-SING STARS. The trend of political events is shown toy a dispatch from Topeka, Kan., telling that the Executive Committee of the Re publican League is taking steps to put it self at the head of a movement to organ ize for the nomination of a ticket in 18D2 to consist of Blaine and McKinley. There is no doubt that this is a recogni tion of the rising importance of those two loaders in he Republican party. It is plain that th two arc peculiarly the leaders of the life and -vigor of Republi canism to-day and the combination of the two on one tickt t would be very attrac tive. Its doubtful poiDf- is whether Mc Kinloy, with his engagements to Harrison out of the way, would be willine to accept the dignified rptirement of the "Vice Presi dency. 2so one could blame him for re serving to himself the hope of higher and more activ e position, if he should choose to. As to the Kansas movement it is more significant as an exponent of the desire to attach itself to the rising fortunes of lead ing statcsme. than as an accession to their strength. The Kansas Executive Coinmitioe is foi'owing Emersjn's advice ;md Pitching its wagou to a star. A SILVER ANNIVERSARY. The twenty-fifth anniversary of the es-lablit-hnicnt of the Young Men's Christian Association vas duly celebrated by appro priate services last evening, as will be seen by our local reports. The character of the work done by this organ ization and the growth and prosperity that hro" attended its career, make its silver an niversary well worthy of celebration. Besides the appropriate and eloquent addres- of tut Rev. Dr. Cuyler, the promi nrnt aspect brought out by the anniver sary is. the leraaikable rise of the local as sociation is membership, prosperity and Influence. The contrast between its early s,nd modest quarters, and its present at tractivcand well-appointed building is not more marked than the growth from an originally straggling organization to its piesent circarnitances of adequate means and unrestricted capacity for usefulness. The gentlemen wno have prosecuted the task of raising the association to its pres ent success are entitled to fee! proud of t'je work, as the facts brought out last night show. The Y. M. C. A. is one of tiie successful institutions of rittsburg. It has been liberally aided by the wealth of the city ami has paid the best returns in a moral point of view of all the investments that Pittsburg capital has ever found. -'OT SECEtlS'I.T A FAILURE. There is a grim satire in the fact that the brilliant Xew York journalist, who, in Jast month's issue of the 2forth American Jlevific, published to the country the v ir-tuej- if the bi-chloride of gold cure for alcoholism, as illustrated by his own ex pni'iice, should last week have died from a fiesh attack of the old trouble, the re sult, of tourse, of a return to his drinking Lsbils. Yet the conclusion, which many people have shown a disposition to adopt, that this proves the failure of Dr. Keeley's dis covery is entirely unwarranted. If a physician had discovered an antidote, say for strychnine, and a patient cured of one dos? of the poIcon should take another and die of it. no one would claim the anti dote was worthies'!. Why should the same claim be made in the case of the antidote for the slower poison of alcohol? One case does not even prove that the treat ment does not remove the appetite; for a single return to drinking out of the hun dreds that have been cured establishes a peicentage of success which is a vindica tion rather than an indictment. But such cases as that of John F. Mines 0011 vey a strong intimation that those who hav bi'en cured cannot with safety re turn to the use of alcoholic stimulants. The danger of creating the appetite ex istsi in those who have never had it, and there is every reason why those who have felt its power should leave liquor alone after they have been cured. Tor any man who has been emancipated from alcoholism, the way to stay free is to let liquor alone. CAUSE OF THE ENMITY. The choice of President Montt as the new Executive of Chile gives a good pros ji"ct tliat the misunderstandings between the two Governments will be cleared up, and that neither the Jingoes of the United States or the hotheads of Chile, shall bring on a war which would inevitably inflict great loss and no credit on both. "While negotiations are pending, in view ot the fact that much is made in the United States of the enmity of Chileans to this country, it is no more than fair to re member thai we owe that enmity to our selves. Besides the charges made by the Chileans of the open sympathy of our rep resentatives with the Balmacedan usurpa tions, two points have bi ought out causes which render such enmity not unnatural. Th case of the Itota was the leading one. "VVe made a great parade of the seizure of that vessel, of the chase after her when she escaped, and of her recapture with a threat to cumrnit open hostilities ir she was not given up. And now the United States Court has decided that the seizure was not justified by international law, '.vhich puts all tho acts depending on the seizure in a very questionable light Another peculiar illustration of the difficulty which 'inr Government had in iccognizing the real status of the coufhrt Is given by the publication of the instruc tions ghT:i by t'h'j Secretary of the Navy to Admiral Blown for his guidance dur ing the civil war. The Instructions en joined the strictest neutrality, and" were in that respect entirely correct; but the view of the United States Government, as misled by its diplomatic representative, is shown by the fact that the Congressional party is in those instructions repeatedly classed as an "insurgent" party. The outward acts of neutrality were duly rec ognized as a necessity, but the inward at titude was hardiy preserved in accepting the assertion that the legislative branch of the Government battling for the causq of constitutional government was heading a rebellion. In fact, we occupy the same positiontto ward Chile that England did toward us just after our Civil "War; and the recollec tion of how we felt then, makes it not un natural that there is a popular feeling against this nation in Chile. That cannot justify attacks upon our rights; but it should make us very careful that in seek ing the remedy for injuries we do not un necessarily increase the enmity which previously existed. It is more than doubt ful whether such care can bo properly ex ercised with our Government represented by its present minister. AX IMAGINARY TOWN. The bogus town boomer is abroad in the land, as a communication from the Labor Commissioner of Colorado to The Dis rATcn indicates. Numerous inquiries hav ing been received by that official from Pennsylvania workingmen with regard to an industrial town "100 miles east of Den ver," he takes the method of informing the people through TnE Dispatch, that the existence of the town is simply a fig ment of the imagination. Of course it was the savings of the workingmen that the town-boomers were after. The swindle of selling lots in wholly fiat towns is by no means confined to this case. It dates back to the days immortalized In "Martin Chuzzlewit," and has been pursued with vigor whenever the public was in a mood to be gulled in that way. It will be a safe rule to eschew all investments in new towns in remote parts of the country, un less you have time and money to take a pleasure trip and go out to look at them. UNCLE JERRY'S TARIFF POLICY. We regret to see that the Hon. Jeremiah Rusk, Sccietary of Agriculture, director of Republican weather, and the possessor of other useful and honorable positions, has been indulging in indiscreet talk about the Massachusetts election and what is to be done as a result The views of the Secretary may be summarized as follows: The duty on hides was removed in order to nlease the Massachusetts leather manu facturers: they have omitted, neglected or failed to carry their State for the Republi can ticket; therefore. Uncle Jerry an nounces, the duty on hides should be re imposed. This outlines a very simple scheme of politics; but it is open to objec tion from three aspects, that of principle, that of policy and that of practicability. On the first score, the view this member of the Cabinet takes with regard to the principle on which tariff duties should be distributed might Le supposed to come from a rank free-trader, but from an al leged supporter of the protection policy it is astounding. It is a declaration that duties are taken off or put on in ex change for votes. So much tariff legisla tion in the interest of certain industries is to be given for so many votes, ac cording to Uncle Jerry; and if the goods are not delivered the consider ation is to be take back by a reversal of the legislation. Some millions of people have been working and voting for the pro tection policy under the impression that its purpose is to build up and maintain domestic industries, and they will not thank the agricultural statesman for per verting their principles into a theory of making it a system of rewards and punish ments for carrying a State for one party or another. In the light of policy the statecraft of the Farmers' Friend is even more ques tionable. On his own theory, the tariff legislation on hides justified Massachu setts in going Republican: and ver contra the reversal of the legislation would justify her in going Democratic On what principle of political action does Uncle Jerry propose to aid the Harrison boom or strengthen his own reversionary prospects, by the action which, on his own premises, would make Massachusetts permanently Democratic" Finally, the practicability of the change in the tariff policy which Uncle Jerry pro poses is sadly marred by the political complexion of Congress. The Democratic House might welcome with effusion a pro posal from the Cabinet that it should in augurate a new scheme of tariff tinker ing; but it can be taken as a foregone con clusion that it will not adopt his great idea of punishing Massachusetts for going Democratic Uncle Jerry should be advised by his executive chief to study the virtues of silence. There is certainly a greater romance than is often conceived in fiction, In tbo re newal of the report that Joliann Orth, other wise the Archduke Johann, of the Imperial House of Hnpsburg, who renounced his rank andfortune and was supposed tobo lost with his bride, is really alivo in Chile. The story gives the detail that he fought through the Chilean conflict, rose to the rank ot Colonel in the Congressional army, and having shaved in the tiiumpb of constitutional goa eminent, is starting to visit his wife's family, in Berlin. If the story Is true, it renews the evidences that truth is stranger than lictlon. But the fact that it appears so far only in papers more ambitious to be sensational than accurate, creates the doubt that it is u romance in more senses than one. PnRii.vrs an inquiry may be addressed to Mr. Piatt Irom Washington, asking him, if offices are useful in carrying elections, what ho has been doing with all the appoint ments granted to his wish by an expectant Admin istrati-.u. It took Attorney General Hensel five hours to clear a way the cloud of sophistry and quibbles that has been raised about the Treasury caso by the highly-feed attorneys for the defense during the past two weeks. If reason and justice were to cleteiniino the action of the Senate the Attorney General's speech would settle it. But if those qualities were to prevail the case nould have been settled long ago by an address of the senate. Whatever the action of the Senate the moral advantages of the struggle lie with the Attorney General. So the amiable old Sawyer saw the profit of the Tieasnry deposit business almost as promptly as our own K. W. Mackay and his successors. The ways of making money out of politics are strangely stereotyped. Great approval is due to the recom mendation ot the Superintendent of Schools in E.it Feliciana Parish of Louisana that the pupils shall bo strictly forbidden to carry their pUtoIs to school, and that teach ers who countenance that belligerent cus tom should be dismissed. This is a very pmieworihy educational reform. The teaching of the young idea how to shoot re quires very imperative instruction that shooting ihould always be done out of school. After all, the only pennsnent cure for drunke:inc, is when you have stopped di inking to remain stopped. The purchase of silver by the Treasury Department last week wo at 8S3S&8C per oz., the cheapest priceunderthe present silver law. The business of keeping up the price of silver bullion by Treasury pur chases for the benefit of bonanza kings appears to be running itself into a hole. The elections are over and the Chilean (-muddle is clearing up. Whether that Is the j relation of cause and effeot, the faots dis play a decided oessation of foolishness. The exchange of Hiscock for Fassett in tho United States Senate might do very well If tho Republicans have the New York "Legislature; Tout to displace Sherman by Foraker would he a notice to the nation that buncombo is greater than brains, in the Re publican party management. Speculation, failure and' suicide. The succession comes Just as naturally in Ger man as in the English-speaking countries, as that Berlin smash shows. Brother SiiErARD opposed Flower and Briggs and both of them have been vic torious. If Brother Shepard should ever need tO'earn his own living he might make a large income by hiring out as a profession al opponent to men who are ambitious of victory. SNAP SHOTS IN SEASON. A etttxe more He in the hymn would help the churches. It surprised no one to hear that a light vote was polled in Cork. The debtor who is out of sight is never out of the mind of tho creditor. The coal-men could afford to make up a fat purse for a successful rain producer Just now. She-used to toil from morn till night, Was always lively, fresh and bright, Could sew, and wash, and iron too. In fact all kinds of housework do. But now, alas ! she's a changed girl Does naught but wohblo, bend and whirl, Kick in a manner quite gymnastio. Stretch like a piece of gum-elatlo. Some day she'll surely fall apart And die, a victim to Delsarte. It is better to be horny-handed than light-fingered. There's pitch in the voice, and that's why somo singers notes stick. A little cough often fills a little coffin. "Wheels are always on the go, and of necessity nro tired. The candidate with the barrel whoops it up before election and hoops it up after ward. An anxious public now awaits Russell Harrison's analysis of the news that came from the Toting States last week. Reconciliation, Reciprocity and Re publicanism are the three R's that will unite (North and South America. Under the heading "Our Cities in Rhyme" the New York Herald paragrapher jingles thus: I'lttsburg's bright hope of natural gal Pro red but a cruel jokn; Once more she has become, alas I The town of soot and smoke. Bnt he omitted to mention that New York Is still the laughing stock Of this whole contiu-4 ?;. Because &hc cannot buy the rock For that Grant Monument. The sensible fanner scratches the soil in-, stead of the ballot. Blaine is just as healthy as his boom is. Judging- from the news coming up from Chile somo ot the campaign liars got there before they heard the news from Ohio. Faint heart never won a rough-and-tumble fight or a football game. The study of bee culture is of no earthly nao to a man who has the hives. STATE EOUNDAEIEa The Trouble That Will Result Between Ohio and Indiana. Evening Wisconsin. The discovery of a blunder in the old surveyor the boundary lino between tho States of Ohio and Indiana naturally causes some excitement among the Hoosiers, who are likely to be made Buckeyes oy tho cor rection of the line and the addition of 1,200 square miles of territory to Ohio. The strip of land, 200 miles long and averaging six miles wide, contains a number of important Indiana towns. It Is also matural for the people of Indiana to look to the western boundary of their State to see whether the line thero is correct, because surveyors are not infallible, and thero might be such a thing as a regular shuffle of States hack to the Mississippi river. Illinois would not care to resign 1,200 square miles of territory to Indiana, including the site of the World's Fair, and if she should discover that there is no help for it, she would naturally hold on to her strip of Hoosierdom until the big show at Chicago is over. A change In the boundary line between Illinois and Indiana would causo an incal culable amount of trouble. The citv of Chicago would be in two States, and its Government would have to be divided. One end would have to pay tribute to Indiana and the other end to Illinois, and in conse quence there would have to be two sets of citv officials. A division of interests by a shifting of the Indiana State line into Chicago would be a very serious thing for that municipality, which finds it difficult to govern itself in its present undivided state. But there will be time for worry at Chicago when competent surveyors confirm what is now merely a report. A Mere Coincidence; Omaha World-Herald. It is, perhaps, a coincidence that the next night after election in Omaha a train was robbed within the city limits. Of course there are many candidates who would like to get even, hut still this is not intended as a clue for the police. KNOWN BY TIIE WORLD. Minister Lincoln is at present in Milan whence he proposes to proceed to Venice. Laurence Gronlund, the most intelli gent and broadest of the American Social ists, earns a scanty inoome from a clerkship in the Bureau of Labor at Washington. Mary E. Spencer considers in a recent article "Five Reforms for Women," and ob serves casually that "women conservatism works quite as sturdily for evil," as for good. The Emperor William told queer mess room stories to the Czarina, and tho Russian potentate has taken great offense thereat. The lady, on the other hand, enjoyed them. Ex-President Cleveland is not con tent with figuring in history's pages. He is said to be at work on the pages himself and will shortly produce a constitutional history of the United States. -r i !J .1 . r 1 . . .1 j.x is saiu inai vieorge jvennan has cleared J75,O0O from his writings and lectures on the Russian exile svstem. Last season he traveled over 53 000 miles on the lecture tour aud spoke 200 times. The man, next to Dr. Briggs.best pleased with the result of tho heresy trUI, is Prof. David Swing, of Chicago, who once upon a timo had a little heresy circus of his own with tho Rev. Dr. Patton, now of Princeton. Henry Lahoucheke says that Mr. Par- nell was a pleasant man when he nnhent quiet, gentlemanly and courteous. His read ing was not extensive, and, except on poli tics, mines and chemistry, he had very little to say. Mrs. "William Henry Smith's title is to descend to her son Frederlck.and itisnu. nounced in tho English prcs that that w.is the prime object in view In making a neer- 3.1MI 11-nin nil wniins inn nMn... nn 1ia egof the widow of tlic leader of the House of Commons. A COMPETITIVE MILLENNIUM. rWRITTKK FOB THB DISRATCH.1 Tie Professor of Things in General was shown the other day a small, privately printed pamphlet containing tho report of a committee on competition. The reports of committees are generally as uninteresting as the table of logarithms, but competition is always Interesting. Competition, accord ing to this report, is one of the most ben eficlent influences that has even entered into the life of man. The committee are at a loss for words to express their sense of its mighty achievements. The report opens with a page of epic poetry in praise of com petition. It is competition that has prompted men "to delve deeper into the bowels of tho earth, to peer further beyond the stars, to dive to greater depth beneath the sea, or to experiment moro and more with the subtle influences of chemistry, that the riddle of the rocks may be read, or another constellation added to the starry hosts of the heavens, or other pathways marked upon the trackless seas, or another yoke fastened to the lightning, which man has bitted and bridled and tamed for his use." It reads like a sermon. All this fine writing, hpwever, we discover on tho next page, is only the delusive court esy of tho pugilist, who greets his antagon ist with a loving grip of the hand and then proceeds (if he can) to pound the life out of him. Competition, it seems, Is like the fa mous little girl who had a curl in the middle of her forehead "when she was good she was very, very good; but when she was bad sho was horrid.". A Code of Ethics Needed. The subject assigned this committee for their consideration turned their attention to the "horrid" side of competition, with which they henceforth deal to the end of the chapte"-. The subject was this: "To take up the evils that result from competitive bidding, and prepare such a codo of ethics as will tend to elevate the dl;nlty of the trade." It might be possible to criticise tho wording of this statement. It might be ob jected by a fault-Under that "a codo of ethics" for tho elevation of "dignity," would be like a ponderous complication of block and tacklo set to pick np pins. "Be good and you will bo dignified," is not a particu larly soul-stlrrlng incentive. However, the intention was all right. Language has al ways been an obstacle across the path of thought. "Tho evils of competitive bidding," then, wore to he dwelt upon by this committee, and some remedy for them, If possible, dis covered. That set the committee a two fold task, of diagnosis and of description. The diagnosis is recorded under nine heads. There are nine evils of competitive bidding. The first is "moral weakness," the bidder not having the courage to ask an honest price for his work. The second is "mortification and chagrin;" mortification when our next door neighbor gets the job, and chagrin when w o get the job ourselves, and, upon reviewing our figures, wish we hadn't. The third evil is "Jealousy, envy and hatred of our neighbor." The fourth evil is "inadequate compensation for all classes of work." Number five in tho list of tho nine deadly sins is "corruption and de moralization of the customer," who plays ns one against another, to our loss financial and his loss spiritual. A Temptation to Dishonesty. Sixthly, there comes a constant "temp tation to dishonesty," we get the order on a low bid and put in poor work to keep on the right side of the books. The seventn evil is the "Joss of reputation," the poor work com ing to the light. "Loss of self-respect" is eighth in this list of calamities of competi tion; "for, although the ignorance or cre dulity of the customer may enable the sharp bidder to Impose upon him goods or work which nro not up to the standard agreed upon, the bidder, who does know better, cannot quiet the still, small voice of con science which is continually reminding him tba although he benrs a fair reputation in the community, he knows himself to be like a whited sopnlohre." Finally, the whole bad business winds up in "poor credit, bank ruptcy and ruin." Coleridge said one day to Lamb: "Lamb, did you over hear me preachJ" To which Lamb answered: "I n-never beard you d-do anything else!" Then comes tho "code of ethics." These excellent principles that follow were re ported by this committee to the convention of employers of labor which appointed them, and by that convention adopted. They nro recommended by that body to all tho em ployers of that sort of labor In this country. They are in tho hands of a considerable number of suoh employers in this city. The Coming Millennium. This code of ethics touches, among other matters, "our duty to ourselves," "our duty to each other," and "our duty to our workmen." Tho Professor of Things in General looks In vain along the pages of tho code for any indication of date. The year 1691 is not printed in this document. Tho year 2000 is the date which one naturally looks for. This is the way In which employ ers will behave in the millennium ! We must use every effort to develop "moral and intellectual manhood," the code begins. We should firmly resolve "to test every transaction by the standard of truth and justice. Take advantage of no man's ignorance, and see that employees are truthful and straight-forward, and do not misrepresent nor overcharge tho confiding." We must be "as honorable in every par ticular as wo would have our competitors." "When a young competitor enters the ranks welcome him as a new soldier to the field, and help him to any information and assistance which will enable him to over come the difficulties we had so much diffi culty in surmounting. It should be a duty and pleasure to impart to our less experi enced competitors the knowledge wo pos sess, so long as wc are satisfied that the in formation generously given will be honorably used. In the conduct of our establishments it should be our constant endeavor to ele vate the moral character of our workmen who are engaged with us. While it should be our firm and unalterable determination not to be dictated to by labor organizv5ions when their demands are unrair, or which substitute the will of a prejudiced majority for the conservative teachings of common sense and Justice, we should be slow to con demn tho action taken by our employes, as it is possible that the Influences controlling them may bo more than they are able to resist." The Judgment of Thousands. The report of the committee concludes with the statement that this eode of ethics was compiled from papers read on the sub ject at meetings of this Employers' Union in tho local branches of it throughout the country. It embodies the Judgment of thousands of experienced men as to the best methods of transacting business. It Is said that a high dignitary of the Rus sian Government once set his official signa ture to a copy of the Lord's Prayer. Some body had inado a wager thai this dignitary would sign anything. As a proof, he had wiitton out the Lord's Prayer in a fine, clerkly hand, on thecustomarypnper, under the usual heading, and had shuffled it In with a lot of other documents to be laid upon the dignitary's table. The other doc uments, if I am not mistaken, related to the banishing of various suspected people into the horrible wildernesses of Siberia. And tins nguwieartca oinc-ai, accustomed to slay with pen and ink his daily tally of his fellow countrymen, the innocent with the guilty, making no effort to separate the wheat from the chaff, read no word in all IU9 UUC Ul uaiJCis, uub DiKULtJ the pile or papers, out signed them every onethe Lord's Tiayer among thp number th mnt cnriRimTi nnnnmffnr the most Christian document, Mr. Kennau says, that was ever approved by tho Govern ment OI liUIU. And now, here is a copy of the Sermon on the Mount, which has been "respectfully submitted" by a committee to a convention of business men, and adopted and ordered to be printed. The Sermon on the Mount is not quoted hero exactly as it stands in the King James vorIon of the Gospel of St. Matthew. But words are the least Important part of truth. Tbe King James version It self is but a translation out of an old lan guage Into a now one, and this latest Sermon on the Mount does little more than to carry tliat good business or translation 1O110 step further on out of the languago of the church Into the language of the shop. The Professor can but devoutly hopo that the signatures wuich have been et to this docu ment mean more than the signaturu or tho dignitary In the Government or Russia. In Theory and in Practice. The Professor is informed bv an employer that the Sormon on the Mount, in this new translation, -was brought to Pittsburg on the first day ot October, and immediately con verted a company of wrangling competitors Into a happy ramily of enthusiastically af fectionate brothers. Ever since these con verted employers have been trying to pnt money into eaoh other's pockets. The Professor is also informed by an em ploye that, notwithstanding the Sermon on the Mount, there la a strike existing at tbe present moment In that trade, which turns upon the empioyors' refusal to make nine hours the standard of a day's work. This, however, is but another illustration of that perennial perplexity of human life, the problem how to mako tho real and the ideal fit. Even tho parsons are not always ablo to make the preaching and tho prac ticing come out exactly even. Indeed, alas for ns, when our resolutions are no better than our conduct! The Professor maintains that these Pittsburg employers deserve ei edit lor their good resolutions. When tho Sormon on the Mount shall be signed by every bnslness mun in Pittsburg, and acted out in every mill and market, thon the hat stores will all carry a large stock of haloes, and the name of Pittsburg will be changed to Paradise. ENGLISH CONSEBVATIVES. They Are Also Bidding for the Votes of tho British Workingmsn. Boston Traveller. The English Conservatives follow the ex ample of the Liberals in preparing a plat form in which to go before the country at the next general election, which, at the furthest, is now at hand. There arc semi official announcements concerning the leading planks of this document. They will include opposition to about everything which the Liberals propose, and will nt tho same timo propose, what England by this time must bo Beady to accept, a complete cessation of Irish legislation with tho ex ception of the local government bill, which is to be pushed to a vote. Like the Liberals, the Conservatives will bid for the voto of the English workingman. They promise him an extension of local popular government, by the creation of dis trict oouncils, and the vesting of the power to grant liquor licenses in the county councils: the allotment of small holdings for laborers; legislation for the arbitration of strikers; "a free breakfast table," by which is meant tho lowest possible taxation on tea, coffee and cocoa, which must pay a tarift In that free-trade country; a reduction of the duty on tobacco also subject to tariff and a bill to permitold age insurance companies. They will firmly oppose dises tablishment and the eight-hour day, and will insist on tho privileges of peers and tho maintenance of denominational schools. That the Conservatives show any spirit of concession, is significant. Will it save tli cm? TAnK OP THE TIMES. There was nevcrany chance toelect Camp bell in Ohio. Nashville American. It isapity Campbell did not know this some months ago. Persons who wish to become members of tho highest Masonic lodge in the world will have to como to Chicago to join it. Chicago Tribune. Is the elevator running yet? The result in the State of Iowa is the most significant of nil in, one important respect. Detroit Hews. It indicates that prohibition is not so popular in the West as it used to be. It seems to have snowed In about all tho winter resorts now excopt Chicago. Chicaao Times. How about the reports that the Domnciats were snowed under there on Tuesday last? This fall's contest appears to have an im portant bearing on the events of next year. Bvffalo Express. Yos, it indicates that the tariff is on top and free trade is sinking to its level very last. The Supreme Court of Michigan has de cided that intelligence is no bar to serving on a jury, even in a murder trial. Kansas City Star. Unfortunately the lawyers in the case have something to say as to who shall serve on the jury. Not long ago there was a lynching in Omaha; and now a railroad train has been held up only eight miles out of town. Washington Post. It will be in order now for Omaha to place these facts properly before the public as an lndncement to the National: Conventions to meet there. .SPECULATIVE BANKEE& They Are Becoming Expensive Luxuries for the Fublio Generally. New York World. One obvious teaching of the Maverick Bank trouble is that speculative bank offi cers are expensive luxuries. It ought to be, as It generally is, rule of banking that tho officers of the institution should devote their attention to it, and should not be en gaged In other business. In other words, tho business of their bank must he the vo cation of its president, as it is of its cashier, tellers and other clerks. If the president carries on aprivnto business there will al most Inevitably come n time when he will need the bank's assistance, and he will be unable to act impartially between his own Interests and the interests of the institu tion. There is danger of his making to himself a loan, the like of which he would not make to any other of the bank's cus tomers. If one who Is called a legitimate merchant onght not to bo a bank President, while at the same time he conducts a private busi ness, how much less should a mere specula tor be in command of great sums of money belonging to other people! The merchant trades in goods tliat he owns and commands every detail of his own business. He knows for days, sometimes for weeks, whether or not extraordinary demands are likely to bo made upon him, and what those demands will amount to. He has time to prepare for them. The sudden emergencies when he is tempted to supply his wants from the coffers of tho bank come comparatively seldom, bnt the come otten enough to make it desir able that a bank President shall be a banker and nothing else. A Man Without a Party. St. Lonls Globe-Democrat. The Republican triumph in Kansas makes it necessary for Senator Feffer to contem plate himself as a man without a party. DEATHS HERE AND ELSEWHERE. Hon. Alexander P. Moore. Hon. Alexander P. Moore, an old and re spected citizen of New Wilmington, died Satunlay night after a short period of suffering. For some months he had been declining In strength very noticeably to himself and friends, but be has never been confined to his room very long at a time. On the day of his death be was In the vil lage about noon. He was taken seriously and fami ly ill at 10:30 P.M. and died about midnight. He was born In Huntingdon county in February, 1811. He took up his residence In New WtlmluKton near ly 60 years ago, and has been Identified with Its In terests ever since. Ho was a man of great decision of character, successtiilln business and upright in all his relations. He was a member or the Legisla ture of Pennsylvania, and at the time of his death a director of the National Bank of Lawrence County. He was twice married and leaves a wife and six children. Mrs. Catharine Walsh. Mrs. Catharine "Walsh died yesterday at the residence ofber son, Richard E. Walsh. atCraf ton, aged 85 years. Mrs. Walsh was born In County WexAird, Ireland, and came to this country In IfCT. locating In this city at the cor ner of Fifth avenue ami High street, where she lived unlit 1SS7. then movlne to the home of her t.011 Richard In Crafton. The Immediate cause of her death was old age. Throughout her life Mrs. Walsh was a devout and earnest Catholic. She leases a large number of relatives and friends, to whom she was endeared by her many good quali ties. Of her 12 children but five siinlve her. They are Mrs. Catharine Kennedy, Moses P. and Richard E. Walsh- the well known grocerymen ou the Southslde; also, Thomas F, aud Joseph B. Walsh. Rev, Henry J. Fox. Rev. Henry J. Fox, D. D., a well-known Methodist clergyman and writer, died or Brlght's disease, after an illness of six years, .at his home in Falrhaveu, Mas., Thursday evening. When about 23 years of age he came to America aud en tered the active ministry. For three years lie w.is proprietor and President of the Ashland Collegiate insmuic, Asiuann, .., i. nc vma suuacuurnuy elected to the chair of English literature anil elocu tion in the South Carolina University of Columbia, which place he Oiled until he returned to the North In 1877 and Joined the New England Conference. He was a contributor to the secuinr and denomina tional press and published a number of books. He was prominently Identified with the abolitionist movement and belonged to the Masonic order.trom which ho had received some of the highest degrees. Obituary Notes. Senor Don Cosmk HKRnERA, one of the richest men lu the Uland of Cuba, Is (lend. The fortune left by Scuor Herrert amounts to millions of dollars. CArTAlx Silwix N. McKlLVKUT, ot Searsport, Me., commanding tho bark Henry Norwell. died recently in a Cubcau nort. He was well-known In Maine and New York shipping circles, and was a successful shipmaster. jue was w years old. CLUSTERS OF STARS. What tbe Famous Lick Telescope Has Re cently Discovered Wonders of the Nebula Groups Discoveries Never Made Before by Even the Most Powerful In struments. Writing of the performance of the great 85-inch telescope at the Lick Observatory, Prof. Holden said: "The famous cluster in Hercules, where Messier declared he saw no star, is one mass of separate individual points. The central glow of nebulosity is thoroughly separated into points," and by so paying he gavo that telescope the very highest praise. Now, it may he asked, says tho San Francisoe Chronicle, why should it be so wonderful that the great telescope should separate the stars in that cluster, nn J what is a star cluster, and are star clus ters of any special importance? All these questions, and others related thereto, wo are going to consider. The!stnrs, as seen with tho telescope, that to the number of several millions bespangle the sky are not scattered nnifo-mly. We see that while some regions are compara tively bare of stars others contain stars in profusion. Sometimes we have a small group like the Pleiades; sometimes we have a stupendous region of the heavens strewn, over with stars, as in the Milky Way. Snch objects are called star clusters. We find every variety in the clusters. Sometimes the stars 'are remarkable forthelr brilliancy, sometimes for their enormous nnmbers, and sometimes for the remarkable form in which they are grouped. Sometimes astarclu3ter is adorned with brilliantly colored stars; sometimes tho stars are so close together that their separate rays cannot be distin guished; sometimes the stars are so minute or so distant that the cluster is barely dis tinguishable from the nebula. Hercules Is the Finest or All. Of all these clusters, the finest visible In tho Northern hemisphere is the cluster in Hercules, to which Pror. Holden referred. This cluster is an extension and magnificent mass of stars, with the most compressed part densely compacted and wedged to gether under unknown laws of aggregation. Our understanding strives in vain to answer tho inquiry, what is the object of these thousand on thousand suns? The mere as pect of this extensive aggregation is indeed enongh to make tho mind shrink with a sense of the insignificance of our little world. In the great Lick telescope certain star 'clusters exhibit an aspect such as man be fore had never seen, and which for magnifi cence baffles all description. One of its greatest achievements in thi3 direction is the separation of the densest portion of this cluster into separate stars. It is a circum stance to be sincerely regretted that visitors to the Lick Observatory are not shown this object with an eyepiece which will exhibit Jhe whole of it. Seen in its entirety with that telescope, there can be no donbt but that It would present the most glorious tel escopic object over beheld. Furthermore, Professor Holden ordered made, at consid erable expense, a power expressly suitable for this sort of work. But his assistants have so far neglected to go to the trouble of putting it in, and visitors consequently do their looking with an eyepiece which oply shows the central part or tne ouject, and 'with which most of its beauty van ishes. This cluster is only of medium size, being about one-fourth the moon's diameter. Even with a six-inch telescope it is not to be de spised by any manner of means; indeed, it is the most heautltul object visible here with such a glass. Globular Forms in the Heavens. Most of the telescopic clusters appear to be arranged in globular form, thus causing the cluster to appear very dense and bright in tbe center, thinning out gradually to the edge. Fifty or 60 years ago it was thought that all tbe stars in a cluster were suns as large as or larger than our own sun, and dwarfed into insignificance by distance. To day tbe views of astronomers have changed. Tbe late Mr. Proctor was of opinion that the cluster in Herculos does not exceed in mass that of an average first-magnitude star. This is rather an extreme view in the op posite direction. It was also thought 60 years ago that nebula?, like the great nebula in Orion, were nothing hut star dusters seen at such an immense distance thatour largest telescopes failed to separate the stars. It was expected that Lord Ross's six-foot re flector would be successful in resolving thpsn. and it was even stated at one time. though entirely without foundation, that it had resolved the Orion nebula. But this was before tho Invention of the spectros cope. Witb that instrument wo are now able to analyze the light coming from a body af this sort, and tell at once whether It Is a nebula or star cluster. For instance, the so called nebula In Andromeda has long been proved by the spectroscope to be a star cluster, though no telescope can see it as such. It is possible to see a certain slight granular appearanco in the central part of tho nebula under very favorable circum stances, and tbe writer once made it out with nothing more than a six-inch telescope. Specimens of Coarse Clusters. As specimens of rather coarse clusters, the two principal star clusters in Perseus may be mentioned. They are easily visible to the naked eye, below the back of the chair and on a line drawn at right angles to the middle of it, appearing like a bright spot in the Milky Way. . Tho globular arrangement does not seem to have been followed here, but still they are exceedingly fine, especially for a six or eight-inch tele scope. Admiral Smyth says that they "afford together ono of the most brilliant telescopic objects in the heavens." But the finest star clusters are in the southern hemisphere, which indeed seems to be blessed with a much finer assortment of telescopic objects that the northern hemi sphere can boast, and really is the place for one of the great telescopes, like the Lick, with which the northern hemisphere is crowded. The star cluster around the star Koppe Crucis was described by Sir John Herschel as one of the most beautiful ob jects of its class. It consists of about 110 stars irom the seventh magnitude down ward, eight of the moro conspicuous of them being colored various shades of red, green and blue. Of the cluster forty-seven Toncain.he says: "It is a most glorious globular cluster, the stars of the fourteenth magnitude immensely numerous. It is com pressed to a blazo of light at the center, the diameter of the most compressed part being 30 seconds in right ascension. ension." uie wiiule diameter of the cluster in Hercules is scarcely more than that. Fictnresque Effect of the Pleiades. So much for star clusters in the Southern hemisphere. But while we cannot equal sucli wonderful objects here many very fine ones remain; In fact, it would be possible to spend an entire night viewing clusters and still leave some interesting ones unnoticed. The Pleiades offer a very fine telescopic picture in a six-Inch teleseope, provided the eyepiece used can take the whole of tho group into its field. The six-and-a-half-Inch telescopo at tho Lick Observatory has such an eyepiece, and anv one who visits thero andean gain permission to iook at them with that glass will be sure of a treat. The star cluster in Hercules is still above tho horizon in the early evening, and any visitor to the students' observatory at Berkeley, which Is open to the public on tho second and fourth Mondays of each month, would no doubt be shown it if he made a special request to that effect, though, of course, nothing very wonderful could be ex pected from that instrument. Still, it is always advisable to go and look for oneself. None but an eye-witness of the wonder and glory of the heavens can thoroughly under stand how much they lose by description, or how inadequate an idea of them can be gathered in the usual mode from books and lectures. It is but the narrative of the traveler instead of the direct impression of the scene. Eacey Should Be Investigated. New York Times.l Of the various investigations that the next House of Representatives is bound to under take none will prove richer in results, and none, if properly conducted, is more, de manded by the rjnblic interests than that re latiug to the office of tlio Comptroller of the Currency. VVe are willing nay, we are anxious to concede to Mr. Lacey all the pioblty of intention and all the pro lessional ability claimed for him by his friends. We should be sorry to believe that even Mr. Hnrrlson had been guilty of put ting over tho national bank system a man who would deliberately protect wrongdo ing. Bnt It is not easy to study tho record or the Keystone Bank In Philadelphia and 'the Maverick Bank in Boston without reach ing the conclusion that tho Comptroller has been excessively lux In tho uso ot his powers and the performance of his duties. They Ha I Few Correspondents. Washington Post.1 The comments of the English newspapers upon the result of the recent elections In the United States show quite clearly that they had few correspondents in the field. OUR MAIL POUCH. Jefferson's Slavrry Attitude. To tbo Editor of The Dlsnatclit If your Wampum and New Brighton cor respondents would but enter upon the work of investigation, they would soon adjust their little unpleasantness, mid also pre serve the'honored name of Jefferson from the charge of inconsistency on the ono hand and from being the victim of environment on the other. I believe that to every intel ligent, nnprejndiced mind, tho attitnde of Thomas Jefferson on tho slavery question was not inconsistent with the Immortal sen timent expressed in that first sentence of tho Declaration of Independence. Through out his whole career Mr. Jefferson was op posed to human slavery, as the following, gathered from reliable sources, and within the reach of your correspondent, will show: In 1789 he was chosen to a seat in the Legis lature of Virginia. Daring tho session he In troduced a bill empowering slave-holders to mannmlt their slaves If they wished to do so. Slavery advocates caught the alarm, and the proposition was rejected bv an overwhelming vote. Again in the Provincial Convention of his colony, and two years befoie the Daclnratlon or Independence was signed, a paper was presented from Thomas Jefferson, in which he said: "The abolition or domestic slavery 13 the great object or desire in those colon ies, wiieresit was unhappily introduced in their infant state; yet our repeated at tempts to effect this prohibition have been hitherto defeated by Ills Majesty's negative, thus preferring the Immediate advantage of a few British corsairs to tbe InsMnginterests of the American States and to the rights of human nature, deeply wounded by tho in fanions practice." Daring tho war for independence Mr. Jef ferson was Governor of Virgln'a. The Brit ish Colonel ITarleton, with savage lerocity, was sweeping the State in every direction. He conceived the idea ot capturing tho Governor. So ho sent a se-ret expedition to Monticello. Mr. Jefferson escaned. The foe destroyedhls crops, burnt bisbarns, drove off his cattle and horses and left the whole plantation a smouldering waste. Twentv-scven slaves were also carried off. When Mr. Jcfierson heardof his loss, he said with characteristic magnanimity: "Had ho carried off tho slaves to give them freedom, he wonld havo done right." In March. 1781, Mr. Jefferson wasappointed on a committee to draught apian lor the government of that immense region called the Northwestern Territory. Tho draught is still preserved in his handwriting in Wash ington. Trneto bis unwavering principle or devotion to the rights of humanity, he inclosed in the ordinance the provision, "That after the year 1S00 or the Christian era there shall neither be slavery no Invol untary servitude in any of the said States, otherwise than in punishment of crimes whereof the party shall have been duly con victed to have been personally guilty." This clanso was stricken out on motion of Mr. Spaight, of North Carolina, seconded by Mr. Reed, or South Carolina. These extracts from the public life of Thomas Jefferson go, to show that the charge of inconsistency cannot be proved against him. Let us now turn to his private life. In 1772, Mr. Jefferson was married to Mrs. Martha Skelton. She brought to him as her dowry 40.000 acres of land and 135 slaves. Over these slaves Mr. Jefferson had no con trol. He conld not, under the law, give them their liberty. And though belabored with all his energies for the abolition of slaverv, declaring it to be "a curse to the master, a curse to the slave and an offense in the sight of God," he was powerless to do that wliich every act of his life warrants us in believing he wonld gladly do, viz: liber ate his slaves. It is our firm conviction that had Jefferson lived in the days of Lincoln he would have stood side by side with the great emancipator, pleading for the right3 of man, and no pen wonld have been more powerful and eloquent in its pleadings of the cause of the slave than wonld that of the immortal author of that immortal docu ment, "Tho Declaration of Independence." East Bradt, Pa. S. WILLS TOO EASILY EE0KEN. Difficulty Surrounds Those Who Desire to Dispose of Their Property. Washington Post.l The discussion by the press of the country of the decission of the New York Court of Appeals in the Tilden will case has drawn general attention to the difficulty of making certain testamentary dispositions of prop erty without Incurring the danger of having such dispositions declared invalid by tbe courts on some technicality of law or some arbitrary rule of construction. Whenever a testator has a purpose In view which, in a general way, is clear enough to bis own mind, bnt of which he cannot fore see the modifications that may be necessary in the future, the ordinary way is by will to create a trust for the carrying out of the general purpose and to confer upon the trnstees a discretionary power to deal with future contingencies as they may arise. Yet there are few wills of this character that do not run a great risk of being broken for un certainty, or other like reason. Their pur pose is easily understood by the ordinary mind and their fiduciary provisions could be Intelligently and faithfully carried out by men of ordinary business sense; yet they may be declared invalid on a mere point of construction growing out of the application of rules of law, according to the view and temper of the court. JOSEPH J2FFEBSan'S DEER. How They Camo to Ho Presented to the City of I'atenon. Bostow, Nov. 8. Joseph Allen, Joseph Jef ferson's chief sponsor and keeper of the elegant house and grounds at the Crow's Nest, at Buttermilk Bay, laugh3 heartily over the announcement of tho pet deer which have been presented to the Park Commissioners of Paterson, N. J., by tbe veteran actor. Ho says: "You see, Mr. Jefforson didn't care to keep them here any longer, and one day he said to me, 'Allen, wbero shall I put them?' I asked him to let me have them, and he did. Thon I went on to Patcrson, which ts my home, and offered them to the Park Commissioners. They refused them. The peoplo got hold of It, and the oppo sition daily paper there went for the Commissioners. One of the board is the owner of the other paper there, and that made it the mote interesting. My friends there pitched in, and that Park Commission had anothor meeting and decided to accept tbe deer with thanks. I have been on there now. showing them how to fence them in the Paterson City Park so that the children will not trouble them too much. There are four of the deer, and they are very hand some." Superiority of American Armor. New York Press. The result of the comparative trials of American armor at Indian Head a week ago, proved conclusively the superiority of American nickel steel armor over all-steel plates. The Navy Department has, in con sequence, decided that nickel steel of do mestic manufacture shall bo used for the defensive belts of all our armor clad war ships. The Miantonomoh is protected by English compound armor, mado at Shef field, and the formidable Pacific coast defender, Monterey, which wns launched some time ago, has armor shields for her bat teries already made of the all-steel plates. She will have a nickel steel protective belt at the water line, lm ever. The three mag nificent 10,000 ton battle ships now building, the armor clads Maine and Texas, and the fleet and powerful armored cruiser New York, that will probably be launched on Tuesday, will all nave American nickel steel armor that will be superior In resistance to penetration to anything now on the hulls of foreign warships. DISCUSSED IN THE STATE. The Tariff and not the Silver question will have the greatest influence! on tbe contest of 1832. Protection and Reciprocity are livo questions and voters can understand and appreciate them. Aorrtioun Herald. Texas will produce 11,K0,000 pounds of cane sugnr this year on which a bounty of 2 cents per pound will bo paid. Even Texas will have to admit the McKinloy bill is not such a bad kind ora measure after all. Lan caster Era. . Without a doubr, tho American peoplo do not want n, third pnrty In their political movements, their disposition being to sus tain only two such organizations, namely, the Democratic and Republican. Harris burg Star-Independent. It seems strange that almost every man selected for public position these davs will go astray if he has any public funds to handle, or if there are any opportunities to profit in an illegal way from their positions. Sharpsburg Jlera'a. Tho reciprocity feature of tho McKinloy bill, which has added g eatly to the popu laiityofits author, the brilliant Secretary of State, promises to do great things for this country in the way of opening new channels of trade. Erie Times. CURIOUS CONDENSATIONS. Missouri's persimmon crop has not failed In 40 years. Dickens pictured 1125 characters in the books that he wrote. Chicago does not lack for reading matter. There aro 531 newspapers published there. Twenty-one railroads center in Minne apolis, which produces 37,000 barrels of flour dally. Ten thousand Moslem students attend the University of the Great Mosque of El Aga, in Cairo. The British Foreign Bible Society has distributed 124,000,000 copies or religious writings in 87 years. A pumpkin seven feet in circumference and weighing 200 pounds is on exhibition in the Los Angeles, Cal., Chamber of Com merce. Levi says of the natives of Brazil that fhey are subject to fewer diseases than the Europeans, and reach an age of from 100 to 120, or even 140 years. Calico printing originated in India. It was imported into Holland by the Dutch East India Company and spread into Ger many. It lound its way into England in the 17th centnry. A St. Charles, 31a, landlord, unable to make a non-paying tenant leave, took' the doors and windows away. The man sys ha likes ventilation, and he is still master of what remains of the dwelling. South Africa is not just now the Tom Tiddler's ground that many persons have thought it. The writers apeak bitterly of the difficulty of obtaining any kind of em ployment, describe the colony as "swarm ing with deluded immigrants," and tell of the "terrible depression in every branch of trade, and general business throughout South Africa." The French baker is not only required to conform to laws regarding weight, but he is also told at what price he must sell his bread. He is fnrther required to deposit a certain snm of money in the hands of the municipal authorities as a surety of good behavior. In the large fortified cities he has to keep a specified quantity on hand to provide for warlike emergencies. St. Orlando's Stone, which stands about a mile northeast of Glamu Castle, England had the reputation, in years past, of prop' hetlcally revealing the events of tbefuture either by speech or sign from itself, or in ward reponse felt by those who invoked its e'.il. Maidens therefore repaired to its hal lowed shrine for information as to their fu ture destiny, and lovers plighted their solemn troth there. A great natural curiosity has appeared above the surface of the Mediterranean, near the little island of Panpellaria, between Sicily and Africa. It is a volcano, which suddenly popped into view nbove the snr lace, and is now 2,800 feet in length, though it rises only a few few distance above the sea level. It Is in constant eruption, and the lava is adding gradually to its stature. Its eruption, however, is not violent. "Not the least among our Maine in dustries," says tho Kennebec Jotimaf, "13 that of picking blueberries to supply the various packing factories in the eastern part of the State. Washington county has done an unusually large business the past season some families having received from $200 to $400 as the result of the summer's work. A single day's receipts in tbe packing bouses in the -vicinity of Cherryfleld have often run up as high as 1,000 bushels." The secret of the vanishing lady trick has been divulged In a French scientific Journal. Most people believed that the fig ure disappeared by a trap in the stage, but! the "blind" of spreading a newspaper on the floor was not so easily explained. It' turns out that the newspaper is really a sheet of India rubber printed over, and has a silt in it bv which the subject escapes. As for the silk shawL which, in the more re- 1 cent exhibitions of the trick, appears to vnnish with the lady, it is simply whisked off the stage by an invisible wire too quick ly to be seen. The Hawaiians have a peculiar super stition regarding tho cruiser Charleston. The Charleston brought the late King Kala kaua to this country last fall, and also con veyed his remains to Honolulu after his death in San Francisco, and the natives be lieve the spirit haunts the vessel and claim to have seen the ghostly form of the Kinr; stalking along the bridge. They believe some member of the royal family will die mrer esca visit 01 mo onariestoD. .as a con sequence, the vessel Is not likely to receive an enthusiastic ovation from the Hawaiians upon her visits to the islands, Black rain is a curious phenomenon which has not yet been properly and ade quately explained. There fell, on tbe 23d of November, 1819, a remarkable shower at 3Iontreal, accompanied by appalling thun der. The fall had been, nreceded by dark and gloomv weather over the whole of the States and Canada, and. when Montreal it self was visited, the whole city becamo dark: the atmosphere appeared as If covered with a thick haze of a dingy orange color, and the rain which fell had m thick and dark inky appearance, and seemed to bo impreg nated with some black substance resemb ling soot. The body of a woman, buried in a cem etery nt Marian, O., a fewycara ago, on being exhumed this week, was found to have almost completely petrified, the feet being the only portions that had undergone tho change. "No signs of emaciation," says a dispatch, were shown. .The body bore a pinkish-gray color, and resembled a chiseled statue. There is no suggestion offered for this change, as no other body was ever be fore known to change in the cemetery. Many persons are becoming curious to know if such changes have resulted in tbe forms of friends who have been laid away, and many investigations are soon to De made. Two strange fish were recently cap tured on La Have Banks. While fishing in 300 fathoms of water two of the crew of the schooner Mildred V.Lee pulled upaenri-ous-looking specimen, for which none of the Bank fishermen can find a name. It is a little more than four feet in length, of near ly the same breath, and has five fins of a reddish hue. Tho body is covered with silvery scales. The flesh is red and good to eat, and the flsh weighs 112 pounds. The other curiosity was captured at the re markable deptn of 600 fathoms by the schooner Bessie M. Wells. It is about six feet long and shaped like a mackerel. The skin is of a dull brown color, and is thickly covered with small white spots, from each of which protrude two sharp, needle-like bones. These bones are invisible to tho naked eye( but are easily detected by tho touch when the flsh is rubbed toward the head. RHYNKLES AND HHYMELETS. Friend If yon have so much troubls with jour wife's relations, why do you live with them? Hatework Because my relations won't have ns. Kew Tork Weekli. "What on earth is Jimmie crying about now?" asked papa. "Hewants to give his gold flsh a bath, " returned mama. Puck. In Jersey once I saw a sight That forth a slgb of sorrow drew. For on the foot of a Mil I passed A mighty field of corn there grew. .Vera Torkllenld. Satan Well, what do you want? Reporter I want to come In. Satan-What kind of a lire have you led? Reporter Saintly." Satan Then yon can't come In. Reporter Well, I guess I can come In: what do yon say to that? Then, showing his flre-badge. he walked Inside. Jwlje. Did he fight with Grant or Sherman, Our liocrties to guard. Tills man with the missing arm and leg And tbe vlsige battle-scarred? No, he isn't a crippled soldier; He never heard the scream Olthe flying shell he used to kick With a college football team. Sew Tork Presto Wildman Excuse me, old fellow, for say. Ing about your wife, but as often as I've met her I can't seem to get acquainted with her. Isn't she an awrully distant sort of person? MIIdman-Ooh. no! I sometimes wish she was. though. Boston Courier. Englishman 'O.vhis hit yon Eamericans 'ave such 'arsh voices? American Girl That's inherited from ancestors who made themaeles hoarse hurrahing over tha events ofa hundred odd J ears ago. Street ZZhniLVs Scics. She told me "she had quite forgot The nicest men she ever met, " And to I said a frightful lot Of oJlre tbiugi she cau't rorget. Smith. Grau Vo.'s Weakly. Mr. Stayer Have you any opinion on the wheat orjtock market? Mr. Snortliurn Bull I have an opinion a decided opinion that Is Just about all I have left, Put. .