THE PITTSBURG DISPATCH, SUNDAY," 'NOVEMBER"'- 18MT lje BpaJcft. ESTABLISHED FEBRUARY 8. 1848. VcL v. No.ST4. Tntcred at nttsburg Fostofflce, November 1SS7, assecosd-clssirnttter. Business Office Comer Smithfield and Diamond Streets. News Rooms and Publishing House 78 and So Diamond Street, in New Dispatch Building. ;!3X-5J:.ADVT:u'rlsiNG office, room a. TRIBUNE BUILDING. NEW YORK, where romi jAftr file or THE RISrATOlt can alwavs be round. J oreign advertisers apprrclitr tlic rnnTrniencri Ioir.e advertisers and frien'Is ofTHE DISPATCH, while to New York, are also made welcome. TUB DTSIFA TCBf rctrnforl) on m at Brentano's. t Unum Stuart, -w liirk, and IT Avr de VOpmi, Pans, Prance, ickcre myrme tcho tas been uisap pointed at a hotel news stand can obtain it. TERMS OF THK DISPATCH. 70STAGE FREE IX THE UKITID STATES. 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POSTAGE All persons -who mall the Sunday issue or The Dispatch to friends t-hould bear in mind the fact that the post age thereon is Two (3) Cents. All double and triple number copies of The Dispatch require a 2-cent sranip to insure prompt tlrhvery. PITTSBURG, SUSOAT, NOV. 8, 18S1. BLAINE AND SrKINLET. It is not surprising to hear the names of Blaine and MeKinley already mentioned with high approval frora many quarters as the ideal Republican ticket for 189Z Only two doubts stand in the way: one whether Blaine will run the other as to tho like lihood of McKmley being willing to take second place. While there is nothing positive so far as to either, neither doubt seems at all for midable. Mr. Blaine is in uncommon good health just now. Those who wrote about him as a very sick man last summer are constrained to admit that he has shown up in excellent trim at Washing ton. As to Major MeKinley, it is pre cisely because he is an admittedly great figure in the politics of the day that he can afford to take second place. Besides, there is no Republican in public life who need feci ashamed to give precedence to the one man, Blaine, whose intellectual lead is no longer a matter of competition but of universal acknowledgment Such a ticket would, indeed, be power ful to conjure witli. If the Republicans be fortunate enough to secure Blaine and MeKinley the resulting campaign will bo without a parallel as an able presentation of American interests. OCR BENEFIT FROM CHICAGO'S FAIR. The idea of closing the Pittsburg Ex position when Chicago opens its great World's Fair is so absurd that it is well it has been advanced time enough to put a quietus upon it When Chicago is drawing everybody in a sight-seeing mood that is precisely the occasion for Pittsburg also to put its best foot forward. Many thousands of people will travel through Pittsburg to Chicago. They will want to see everything of interest on the route, and here is the half-way stopping place between the seaboard and the big city of the lakes. All over the world is spread the fame of our industries, of our gas, petroleum and coal mines. Our Ex position should also then be at its best. It will not, of course, compare with the great International Fair at Chicago. But it may be made much more inter esting by the adoption of new ideas than it has been yet One year ago The Dis patch offered prizes for suggestions of the best methods to increase interest in our Exposition. Among others received were plans for monumental structures of coal, iron, steel and glass to be built by contributions of material from these local industries and to serve as municipal land marks and famous advertisements. There is time to cr.rr- this idea into effect before the Chicago F.iir. The Exposition man agers shoTilt be thinking about it now in place of talking of shutting up during the very best opportunity the Pittsburg Ex position will ever have to help the renown of the city. BUSINESS "WITH BRAZIL. The valuable results to be secured from the policy of seeking to extend the mar kets for our manufactured products in the vast and growing field of South America are reflected 111 our local reports to-day. The furnishing of structural iron for large .? prise capable of almost illimitable growth, and it is satisfactory to local pride to'learn that a Pittsburg establishment has already contracts for a considerable amount of work m that line. Considered by itself the amount of work comprised in the building by the Keystone Bridge Company of a loundhouse and machine shops for the railway at Santos, and for two other railway bridges in Brazil, furnishes no mean amount of em plojmcnt for Pittsburg workmen and profit for Pittsburg capital. But it is the promise of expansion which gives this business its most gratifying aspect South America is a continent of half developed resources, and the beginning of such or ders will be followed by an immense in crease. The policy of extending our busi ngs to the South American Republics is bearing good lmit and will yield far greater returns in future. SAVAGE RESPONSIBILITY. It is questionable poiicy to allow a tribe of Indians like the Cherokees to maintain their present attitude of semi-independence. The longer they continue as a dis tinct people, and advance in civilization, the more tenacious will they become of what they may consider their peculiar rights. Tet the Indians which enjoy this inde pendence arc among the most advanced in tbe arts of peace. The Cherokees are -what might be called a civilized people. They maintain their tribe, but they have abandoned the old tribal form of Government for one which is republican in character. They arc to a large extent an autonomous people, and in some resnects have a distinct na tional existence so distinct and so inde pendent of the United States that a Cherokee could not becom a citizen of tho United States without being naturalized, the same as if they had been born on foreign soil. The law governing this tribe has been modified somewhat, but the nationality of the tribe is practically as distinct as it ever was. The question as to how best to treat the Indian has occasioned a great deal of re cent discussion. The weight of opinion is, however, in favor of breaking up the tribes as soon as practicable. The reser vation system does well enough for In dians who have not advanced be yond the shepherd stage, but as soon as they have learned the art of agriculture the further maintenance of the reservation is an injury to them. It retards their prosrress. and should be abandoned as soon as possible. It is per sonal responsibility which drills a man in self-reliance, and makes him capable of holding his own in the contest of life. And it is especially for this reason that each individual Indian should be made personally responsible. In other words, he should be placed on the footing of other persons in the United States just as soon as he has been educated to a point where progress in civilization is made pos sible. THE G. A. R. ORDER. The order of General Palmer, of the G. A. R., on the participation of members of the order in public parades where the Confederate colors are displayed was fore shadowed before the election, but was de laved so that it might not seem to be de vised for political effect It is couched in moderate language, and even goes to ex tremes In avowing admiration for the spirit of commemoration for heroes on the part of the South. But it points out the indisputable fact that the Confederate colors were the standard of attack on the United States Government, and that tho members of the G. A. R. cannot partici pate where they are displayed without neglecting the pledge of the order to in culcate the principles of-loyalty. On all the ordinarily accepted rules of public conduct the order is well founded. There never was inhistory such a remark able liberty given to the adherents of a lost cause as has been shown in this coun try. Imagine a procession displaying the Stuart colors in England thirty years' after the outbreak of 1745, or the Bonapartist colors in Paris under the Bourbons, or the Republican colors under Napoleon ILL In any other nation in the world such a display would he correctlyinterpreted as a summons to revolution; and even now it is difficult to see how it can express any other sentiment than that of enmity to the Government against which the Con federate flag was raised. Tet we all know that the meaning of the displays of the Confederate flag in the South has no such meaning. There may be a few irreconcilables who hate the United States Government; but with the vast majority of the Southern people it is an extreme and ill-judged expression of a mere sentiment which they ke!p entirely separate from their practical views. The Southerners hold in dear memory the days of fighting and suffering for the Confed erate flag; j-.;t if anyone should take tho occasion of its display to call the South to arms under it it is safe to say that the South alono could be trusted to suppress any such crazy oratory. The order of the G. A. R. Commander Is therefore justified on ordinary grounds; but from the practical side, it may be doubted if it might not as wisely have been omitted. The Confederate flag fool ishness is simply the display of an ex aggerated sentiment which will die out soonest if ignored most completely. EDISON ON LIFE. Mr. Edison, in an interview else where, goes what seems a long distance from his ordinary work of making the most practi cal application of his knowledge of elec trical force, in developing a theory that all atoms have intelligence, will power, vital ity and choice of selection of their own. But in the details of the theory Mr. Edi son shows that it is capable of coming close to a practical relation with the work of scientific experimentalists, although unfortunately there seems to be no way of demonstrating the truth or falsity of the theory. The same idea has occurred to specula tive students of natural philosophy since the days of Pythagoras, but few have gone so far in maintaining it or applied it so closely to modem science as Edison. The sum of attainable knowledge on such a subject at present is that we do not know. We know that there are certain forms of life so closely akin to ours that we can recognize in them intelligence, will power, communicative ideas, and per ceive that the denial of soul to such forms of life as dogs and horses is purely arbitrary and dogmatic. We also know that the forms of life go away from what we recognize as such by gradations until we lose sight of will power in the plants; and, finally, are unable to perceive any life at all in inorganic matter. There may be a life there which is so far re moved from ours that we cannot perceive it; but the speculation is to a certain de gree cut short by recognizing that if there is it cannot be what humanity defines as life. The speculation is an exceedingly inter esting one even if no one can tell whether is a guess at the great realities or a merely clever imagination. This may be one of the great secrets to be revealed in the next world. THE COURTS ON TRUSTS. The decisions declaring the Tilden will invalid as creating a trust not in accord ance with public policy has an interesting phase outside the one already commented on in these columns. It is the strict view of the law with regard to the limitations placed on the creation of trusts. In this aspect the decision would be a satisfactory one if it were not in addition an illustra tion of the irony of events by which trusts in the main innocuous are declared invalid while few of the obnoxious ones meet with any interference. The trust created by the Tilden will was primarily to take charge of an endowment for a free public library. But, with a view to providing for one contingency after another, the testator added discre tionary powers until the trustees were left at liberty to hold the property in trust and apply its revenue to any purpose at their discretion. This was creating a perpet ual trust without any clearly defined limi tation to the powers of the trustees; and such a trust the New York courts hold to be invalid. It is a case somewhat akin to the Pittsburg and Lake Erie stock trust which was nullified a few years ago by the courts of this State on similar grounds. Such a rigid view of the courts ou the subject of trusts would be gratifying if it were not for the severe commentary con tained in the fact that at the same time these decisions are rendered the Standard Oil Trust flourishes untouched; the c r...t i. a iwi H,-.,it.. i JUl l,USb IIUO 1VUW1 WOT UUUWUlbJf AM I evading the decisions against it; and scores of other trusts which illustrated how they can be created for obnoxious purposes wax and thrive. It is one of the singular features of our system of Justice that the notable cases in which the trusts are ruled out are those in which the trust was for a public purpose, while trusts created to engross and monopolize com merce and industry have so far been able to laugh at the law. The courts should not relax their en mity against trusts of loose and inimical character. But they should direct it with more vigor and discrimination against the immense organizations which have had little interference In late vears with their function of squeezing millions annually out of the masses of producers and con sumers. THE CORK ELECTION. The success of the McCarthy wing of tho Home Rule party In tho Cork election gives a tolerably conclusive proof that the majority of the Irish voters are with that element. Cork was Mr. Parnell's own borough and the election was for his suc cessor. If the Parnell element was in the majority anywhere it might be expected to be in Cork. The very decisive victory of Flavin, therefore, really settles the wholly unnecessary fight as to which wing constitutes the party that is likely to succeed. With this result it seems as if the old faction fight might be laid aside. There was really no ivason for keeping it up at all. All true Home Rulers are agreed as to the measures to be advocated, and both for the effect on the English people, and for the direct realization of the objects of the Irish party, they should pull together. The fight since the death of Parnell has been solely the expression of personal animosities, and has been accompanied by incidents that reflected no credit upon either side. The sooner it can be ended the better for Ireland. Yet the unfortunate bitterness which inspires the factional divisions indicates that it is to be kept up, by an appeal to the Tory majority to unseat Flavin. When the Irish cause has reached the stage where nothing but the divisions of its own supporters can defeat, the fatality that has always presided over factions in that country bids fair to furnish the disastrous element Now there is an -intimation that the New York Legislature will be a deadlock, with a majority of two for one party in the Senate, and the same majority for the other party in the House. In most cases that sort of a check would prevent bad legislation; but New York politics have reached the pass where it is probable thnt under these cir cumstances the Jobbers of both parties will pool their issues without fear ot party re sponsibility. In his despair over the result of the New York eleotion, the religious Colonel Shepard has expressed a wish that he lived in Ohio. There is nothing to prevent his moving to Ohio that we know of, unless the people of Ohio gefwindof it in time to fortify tho border. "The Bworn statement of Roswcll P. Flower's election expenses ought to prove uncommonly interesting reading," remarks the New York Tribune. And perhaps the statement of Fassett's election expenses might have the additional interest deriva tive from ttie fact that it was money thrown away. It is not very smart to call for state ments of only the expenses of the opposite party. The talk of a big display of militia at the World's Fair is enthusiastic, but in one point of view, perhaps, it is a little ill Judged. With a view of impressing the for eign visitors as to our military capabilities it might be better to keep tho militia away. It is a subject of congratulation that, however election results are split up be tween the parties, the free silver business was pretty effectually set down on. The party which spoke out plainly against free coinage in each State carried the day, with the exception of Iowa, where both parties were equally on tno silver side. "Bane examiners should be examined as to why they do not report shaky banks quicker," remarks tbe New York Press. Also, should not the Comptroller of tho Currency be examined as to why he is not able to make his examiners attend to business? A bane: failure in Berlin has pricked the bubble of a big brewery corporation scheme whose shares Bunk out of sight with a drop of about 80 per cent. As members of the Imperial family and tho Cabinet were badly caught in the drop we may expect the Government to take active measures for the suppression of inflation, Srn Morell Mackenzie announces that smoking does not injure tbe throat. With this authority smokers will continue smoking just as they would if the opinion had been the other way. The People's Party seems to be out of tho field in both its former strongholds Kansas and Nebraska, The incursion of the Farmers' Allianco into politics having proved thus shortlived, its leaders may perceive tho wisdom of making its business features demonstrate its value to the farm ers. An enterprising town builder is building a town in New Jersey and calls it Cleveland- on-the-nill. In New York things seem to bo the other way and present the aspect of Hlll-on-the- Cleveland. By a careful comparison of the predictions of the politicians Just before election we are able to arrive at tho conclusion that expert politicians are no better able to tell how elections are going than other people, or else that they are unwilling to let their fore knowledge be known of men. In the season of congratulations why should not enthusiastic rejoicing bo ad dressed to Boyer and McCamant from. those distinguished travelers, Llvsey and Marsh? Some partisan reports have represented that Attorney General Ilcnsel lost his head and his temper during tho investigation. By the taste of his arguments the majority of the Senate and the defendants in the case would do wisely to hustle around and find them for him. The quiet which reigns at Rio and that which was maintained at Warsaw have a strong family resemblance. Even if we are going to commit the blunder of getting Into a Jingo war, there Is no reason for aggravating it with the fur ther blunder indicated by tho New York re. ports of sending vessels to sea with repairs half completed. THE LIGHT OF OTHER DAYS Unites In Wedlock an Aged Couplo Who Were Schoolmates In Childhood. Oil City, Nov. 1-8pecial. Tho central figures of attraction at the Union depot this afternoon, pending tho departuro of the late Shore train, wore a venerable bridal couple. They were Mr. and Mrs. John Willey, the former 71 years of ago and the latter 70. Two months ago Mis. Willey, then as for a number of years Mrs. Olive NIckerson a widow, went from here to visit at Youngs town. While there she and Mr. Willey, wl'o had been xchoolmates in the long ago, met again. "The light of otlicr days," hidden bv the developments ormorethnn hair a cen tury, shone on them again. As tho result of the meeting Mr. Willey came to Oil City last week, and day before yesterday tlio two took a quiet trip to Franklin mid returned , innii iimi wiie. xury icituus aiicrnoon for RilviiilItoit. Pa., anil will io froiu them in I iuuji,;&i.unii, wiicru iuu iooni t?r::.r.? - "' ""-'""- bum w euuuguu Ul UUSUlvSS- BITS OF LOCAL LORE. Picturesque and Peculiar Things From Old Time Pases How Dr. Manasseh Cutler Looked a Century Into the Future Pennsylvania's Frontage 01 Lake Erie. rWRITTXN FOB THE DISPATCH. J A friend has asked me or further facts concerning Dr. Hanasseh Cutler and the prophecy he made more than a century ago, whioh was alluded to in my artiole "Pittsburg on the Sea," in The Dispatch last Sunday. Tbe portion of the prediction there quoted was that in regard to tho Ohio river becoming "more loaded than any other stream on earth,' which has been more than fulfilled. The Other portion of the prophecy of Dr. Cutler, whioh has also been realized long ago was in regard to steamboats. Dr. Cutler in the year 1787 wrote these notable words: "It is worthy of observation that in all probability steam boats will be found to be of infinite service In all free river navigation." This tho reader should bear in mind was a year be fore "Poor John Fitch" lannohed In the Delaware the curious invention which lie abandoned soon after; It was twenty years before Fulton's practically successful ap plication of steam to navigation and almost twenty-flvo years before the "Ne.w Orleans" tho first steamboat which ruffled the West ern waters, was built at Pittsburg. The fact that Cutler made this prediction at tho time he did is one of tho indications that he was an unusually well equipped man fully abreast of the times, and with tho light he had, peering even into the futnre with keen and correct vision. He was, in addition to being a man of culture and of much genius, second as a scientist only to Benjamin Franklin, whom he well know, and although no successful experiments with steamboats had ocen made in America he was doubtless acquainted with the fact that In Europe the Marquis de Jouffrcy had worked a steamboat, on the Seine, in 1780, thnt in tho very year he wrote (1787) Miller and Symington had fully demonstrated the practicability of propelling a boat by steam. Dr. Cutler was the agent of the New Eng- land-Ohio Company, consisting largely of revolutionary army oinccrs, wno lormeu the first settlemcnt'in Ohio, at Marietta, in 17SS. He also was the author of tho celebrntod "Ordinance of Freedom" or "Ordinance of 1787," which was the fundamental law of the territorynorthwest of tho Ohio river and mado it an anti-slavery land. It was In a pamnhlet describing the country and ad vertising it to prospective or possible settlers that he mado the noteworthy prophecies in regard to tbe Ohio river and steamboats. Flrst of the Side-Wheelers. Apropos of steamboats, it seems strongly probable that tho form or principle of construction of the "slde-whcelers" had its origin in the mind of a Pittsburg, or rathor Fort Pitt mechanical genius, long be fore steam was applied to tho propulsion of any water craft. What for lack of a better name might be called a Btde-wheel row boat was attracting considerable attention on tho waters here In 1761. Information of this cu riosity whioh perhaps in a crude way con veyed the initial suggestion of the steamboat, has been preserved in a quaint entry in thejonrnal of James Kenny, who was a trader, and a very wide-awako observer, at Fort Pitt. He nays: "A young man called William Ramsey has made two little boats, belmr s auair at yo sterns and joined together at ye sterns by n swivel make ye two in form of ono boate, but will turn round shorter than a boate of yo same length, or raise with more safety in falls and in case of striking on rocks: he has also made an engine that goes with wheels, closed in a box to be worked by one man, by sitting on ye end of ye box nnd tredding on ircunies at oottom witn nis leet, sets ye wheels asoing, which work scullers or short paddles fixed over ye gunnels, turning them round: ye under ones, always laying hold on ye water, will make ye boato go as if two men rowed, and ho can steer at ye same time by lines, like flow lines." Hero was tho first "side-wheeler." Pennsylvania's Triangle on Lake Erie. The little triangle of Pennsylvania territory which extends above her general northern border (the 42 line), including Erie (and sure to some day Include the northern tormlnus of Pittsburg's outlet to the waters of tho lakes the ship canal), was tho last addition which the State received, and tbe patent issued to the State for it was tho first land patent granted by the United States Government. This was in 1792. It was not until then that Pennsylvania assumed the proportions that she now jirosents. The work was not accomplished in a day. Ori ginally tho little tract that Pennsylvania coveted to secure a lake border belonged to Now York, but its title became vested in the general government (in 1781),vepy fortunate ly for Pennsylvania, for had It not been first relinquished to the United States, it is very probable that this commonwealth could never have secured It. As it was, it could only be secured through consiaeraoio diplomacy ana by long delay. Tho acquisition of tho triangle was first attempted in 17S4 and the work occupied the attention of many minds almost con stantly for the succeeding eight years. The transfer was fought with muoh obstlnancv and some ranoor in several congresses. Ail New England members wero opposed to the transfer, and William Mnclay, the Pennsyl vania Senator, was its chief champion and defender. He says in his journal: "So plain a case, I never berore saw cOt so much trouble." General Arthur St. Clair, whose home was at Chestnut Kidgc, Westmoreland county, was prominent In the various trans actions. The triangle consisting of over 202,000 acres was soldfor$lM,C40 50, or 75 cents an acre, tho deed of confirmation being issned March 3, 1702, and the payment was made at Fort Pitt, the Indian claim having been previously quieted by the State in a treaty made on the Muskingum, Beginnings of the Pennsy. In April, 1826, was taken the first de cisive step in that chain of events and actions which resulted in building the great Pennsylvania Railroad. It was only a little step, and for a time appeared to have been taken in vain. On the dato mentioned tho Colnmbia, Lancaster and Philadelphia Rail road was incorported by tho Legislature, but the corporation proved unequal to the task of building the road, and two years later it was undertaken by tho State. Por tions of tho road were soon finished, and cars were run by horse power. Indeed, o slowly did the people come to perceive the full possibilities of a railroad that it was at first proposed that the road should be so constructed that ordinary vehicles could travel upon Its rails; that every individual in fact should use his own carriage or wacons upon it and merely pay toll as upon a turn pike. The efficacy of steam power, however. came to be recognized nnd In September, 1832, the first trial of a locomotivo was mado upon a section or the track between Broad street and tbo Schuvlkill. In tho summer of 1833 the tourney "from Philadelphia to Pittsburg occupied four days. This was made by cars and canal boats to Columbia, and from that point by the latfr means, and the famous Portage Railroad over the mountains. Pennsylvania's First Macadamized Road. Just 100 yeare ago the first improved road or turnpipe in the State had its inception. This was the road from Philadelphia west ward by Lancaster, toward "Fort Pitt," as the Allegheny metropolis was then com monly called. It was chartered by the Leg islature in 1792, after having been "talked of" forseveml years and was regarded as of vast importance, for there was, for the times, a mighty tide or travel towards the West, and it had grown to need a freer flow tlinn had been accorded it. The road was finished from Philadelphia toLincastcrln 1794, and in elosely sneccding years was finished and in good condition to the Ohio. It very closely paralleled the old Lancaster road, but upon selected grades, which made the crossing of the hills and ra vines much easier. Most of the streams were crossed by stone bridges, and tho work gen erally was of so good an order that it cost 47.600 nor mile, which, it Is needless to suv. was Tor that period a very heavy expendi ture. M. Dkkfla. Lining Hollow Ware With Steel. A process for lining, articles used for do mestic and other purposes with steel is now applied Jo various kinds of hollow waie. There Is a great gain In cost of manufacture. It is intended to apply tills process to lining articles with brass or copper, thus produc ing what is to ull practical purposes a cop per or brass pan ut the same price as an ordinary tinned one. , ' No Honor to Uncle Sam, Chicago Intcr-Oceau. There is more arable laud in anyone of a dozen States of the Union than in all Chile, although she lias 3CO.O0O acres iu her domain There Kould be no honor to Uncle Sam even if he licked her out of her boots. England's Crocodile Tears. Seattle Telegraph.: England's tears oer tho disposition of a big country to browbeat u small ono would do credit to the best crocodile in the Nile. BATTLb bhifb hekdbd. They Are Necessary to the Protection of the Harbors on Both Coasts. fill ".mi Tel hi, ma T v "-"" '" I All of theileadinc no ward ofita world, but particularly Great Britain, France, Geri many, Italy, and"'Russfe, have provided; theuuseWe. wUKgreatbattUjhips,- whlclfirf reality a'reSoatlng steel forts. This country' alone, with its thousandsof miles of defense lessseaopastfboth on thevAtlautic anoVfa clfle fcldesi" has neglected Jto strengthen lta navy in this direction. Early Iti tho present administration Secretary Tracy recognized the necessity of battleships to protect our ports, and saw that it was useless to expect any resistance could be offered by our lightly armored and equipped cruisers if theso foreign battleships shonld attack our seacoast cities, no mnde an urgent appeal to Congress to appropriate money enough to construct eight of them, but the most it would do was to authorize the building of three, and of these only the keel of ono has yet been laid. So far as these three are concerned, how ever, there is every reason to bellove that when they are finished they will be pqnal to anything afloat. They will havo 10,000 tons displacement. On the water lino they will have 13 inches of armor and five and a half inches above it. They will carry four 13 inch breech loading rifles in the main bat tery, 8-inch and 4-inch guns in the auxiliary, 20 6-pounders, and six 1-pounders, rapid fire, besides gatlings in the secondary battery, and they will have 9,000 horse-power. Both in speed and in batteries they will be superior to any vessels in the British navy and they will have the great adv&ntage that their guns can bo loaded and fired inall positions, while tho British guns can be used only in ono. This Is well so far as it goes, but it should go further. Instead of three of these vessels we need eight. Coneress appropri ated at the last session $24,000,000 to deepen harbors and rivers to the enemy's vessels, nnd now we must constructfortsand vessels to keep them out. That amount of money would more than have built the entire eight first-class battleships. We certainly need four for the Atlantic and four for tho Paolfio coast as auxlliaiies to harbor defense They are necessary to strike blows as well a3 to ward off blows in order to secure respect for this country abroad. Not a White Ilonso Bloom, Chicago Trlbnnc. Tho New York Flower will never bloom in the White Ilouse. PERTINENT PERSONA. IITIE8 Art pays sometimes. Albert Bierstadt has sold his painting, "The Last of the Buffa loes," for $50,000. Miss. GitovER Cleveland and her baby have gone to Buzzard Bay, Mass., to re main until the holidays. Bakon Fava, the erstwhile Italian Min ister to the United States, has been pro moted to the rank of plenipotentiary of the first rank. It is expected that the Czar will take to the bottle now. The royalty of Europe is about to present him with a set of silver Pilgrim bottles. Ex-Goveknoe Meisiweather, of Ken tucky, has very lately been celobratinghis 92d birthday, and seemed to be as hale and hearty as any of his guests. It must make the Marquis deLeuville ex cessively hungry to read of those delicious dinners which Willie Wilde is eating here as the guest of hospitable New Yorkers. The Prince of Wales will celebrate his 50th birthday alone, that is, his wife will not be present. She will bo with her sister, the Czarina, who celebrates her silver wedding. SenOR Acosta, the newly-appointed con sul at Philadelphia, is a Lieutenant Colonel in the Sixth Mexican Cavalry, and a nephew of SenOr Ignacio Mariscal, Secretary of for eign relations in Mexico. Amelie Rives Chandler is going to erect a studio at her country home in Vir ginia. Some people really go so far as to say that she has long needed a place In which she might retire to study. It may be consoling to Frances E. Wil lard In tho midst of her numerous disap pointments and cares to learn that Lady Somerset says that in many Bngllsh homes her name is a watchword and an inspira tion. CHINESE EXCLUSION. Difficulty Is Arising Out or the Application of the Act. Washington Post. 3 It turns out that the Federal eourt de cision does not do away with all the diffi culty and embarrassmont arising out of the application of the Chinese exclusion act. Tho other day a United States Marshal took to tho Manitoba border two Chinamen, whose deportation to that country had been ordered, in accordance with the decision referred to by a United States Commissioner. The Canadian cus toms officials refused to let the Chinamen reeross the line unless, In accordance with Canadian law, they each paid $50 as an ad admlssion fee. The Chinamen could not pay the required sum and tho Marshal would not, and ho now inquires of the Treasury Depart ment what he shall do about it. Several cases are reported from the Moxi can frontier of Chinamen who havo made their "pile" within the territory of the sister Republic and who, desiring to return to China, cross tho border and ask to be de ported to thoir native land under Attorney General Miller's view of tho law. Others, simply desiring to reaoh this country in evasion of tho law, trust that in case of their arrest no further mishap will befall them than to bo returned to Mexico, the country whence they came, in accord ance with recent Judicial decisions. Little or nothing can bo done to regulate this mat ter so long as there remain these loopholes of escape from the intent of the statute; and if it is to be the continued policy of the Government to establish a rigid system of exclusion tho next Congress will havo to patch up tho present law in several impoi t ant particulars. The Tariff Is AH Bight St. Lonis Globe-Democrat. Tho tariff is all right. Tho present law will stand. Such changes in it as are required by industrial or social conditions will be mado by tho Republican Congress to be chosen in 1892. DEATHS HEBE AND ELSEWHERE. Ex-Gov. J. Gregory Smith. Ex-Governor J. G. Smith, President of the Vermont Central Railroad, died In St. Albans, Vt., Friday night of heart failure. Last February Gov ernor Smith contracted a severe cold and bo had been In falling health ever since. About three months ago he practically gave up business, and, although able to ride out occasionally until within tiro weeks, his condition was such as to cause his friends innch nnxietr. He was born at St. Albans. Julys, 1818, and iras the son or John Smith, a prominent llgurc In Vermont railroad and political circles. Gregory studied law and was admitted to the bar In 1811. In 1813 he began bis railroad career as counsel ror tbe Vermont Central Railroad and tbe Vermont and Canadian Railroad. From 1833 to 1873 be was one of tbe receivers or tbe Vermont Oentr.il Railroad; from 18G6to 1872 he was Presi dent of the Northern Pacitlc Railroad, being one or the Incorporators, and since 137.1 he had been Presi dent of the Central Vermont Railroad, lie was Speaker or the Vermont House In 1861 and 1SB2, and was Chairman or tbe Stale delegation to tbe Na tional Republican Contentions In 1872. 1880 and 1SS4. He presided over several State conventions and had spoken effectivelv on the stump In Prel dental campaigns. He wa'i prominently interested In several St. Albans business enterprises, and was President or tbeWilden National Rank, the People's Trust Company, and the Franklin County Cresmery Association. As Governor or Vermont In 1853-05 no was a stanch supporter or the nation. Obituary Notes. CnAiiLES Jean Joseph TniKON, tbe veteran French actor and a Secretaire of the Coinedie Francalse, died Friday In Paris. AlfiieD C. Honns. Superintendent and Man ager of the Union Metallic Cartridge Company, at Bridgeport, Conn., died at bis home there, Friday morning, aged 7. y Miss Maggie O'Dokxkll, or Homestead, died Saturday morning at 7:80 o'clock. She was24 years of age and a assistant postmistress at Home stead under the Cleveland admlnlktratlon, RKV. Besjamik Day, ror more than W years In active service In N'cw Jersey and New York as a minister or the Methodist Episcopal Church, died last wcok at Ann Arbor, Mich., aged 84 years. Mns. Catharine rctler died In Chicago Thursday, aged 101. fehe died ou her birthday, bbc remembered the Irhh rebellion or 1793 and came from Ireland to America lu the year or the battle or Waterloo. A.Watxe Darker, long a prominent citizen or Oneida, N. Y., and cashier or tbe Oneida Savings Bank, died Mouday, aged 60 years. He served with 'the Oneida Battery under General McClcllan In the campaign onsJiln Virginia, anil was afterward ror a time on special dutr at tho War Department at Washington. J MURRAY'S MUSINGS.. Stump Speakers Not What They Used to Be Detecting Connterfelts by Touch A New Idea In Bobbing People Story of i,if. Bllty Btrch. - 9 j XtVClit A STAT COBBESPOXmWT.l New York. Nov. 7. VThe grand, old- . fashioaidr campaign orator jOf j Our noy hood days has gone out," said an 01a time poii tlciauiyesterday. "There are no such men now as' Abraham Lincoln nnd Stephen A. Douglas and Henry G. Lane and hundreds of lesser fame, but similiar methods. I've been listening to tho recent speeches and couldn't help bnt compare the speakers to the men of half a conturv ago who used to move the multitude. I was in tho midst of great campaign wherein Donglcs and Lin coln held joint debate and spoke to assem bled thousands of both parties. There has been nothing approaching tl a! celebrated discussion Bince, nor has there been any such campaign oratory heard. "You could hear Douglas across a 40 acre lot. The modern campaign orator can't bo heard across Madison Square Garden. His words are not worth hearing anyhow, nis Ideas lose force by his own presentment instead of gaining strength by tho grace and power of speech. It is a lost art. Wo rarely find a man now who can sway the mnltltuda hv word of mouth. i.ven finished orators of this day, best represent ed by Chnnncey Depew, nppeal only to quick intellects and highly-cultured audi ences. There Is no fire there that sweops over a crowd and consumes all before it nonoof that extraordinary magnetism and rythmic flow of sentences that take people oil their feet that make black seem white and white black. It is a quality wholly apart from education and refinement, and was as often possessed by the ignorant rep resentatives of a crude civilization as by oducated men. Under our new system of popular education and the universality of the dally newspaper the campaign orator of the past has been wiped out. The trick of voice have practically disappeared. When ever a speaker tries that on the modern audi ence he subjects himself to ridicule. And. to be ridiculous is to be lost. Plain, every day EnUsh, sound ideas and plenty of them, are what best reaches most men no -adays. Even then mo3t poople would rather read the speech In the papers than hear it from the orator's lips." A Lightning Change Man. There are men and women in New York who handle money in small quantities from 5 to 95 cents, who acquire a skill and dexterity absolutely marvelous. They I are cashiers of restaurauts, popular dining and lunch rooms, where the rush is very great at certain hours during the day and where everything in the shape of payment comes along in what is called "change," that is, in amounts less than $1 and never uniform. It maybe a young girl, or a young man, who never had any former experience in hand ling coin and notes, but he, or she, becomes so expert that it makes an ordinary business man's head swim to watch them. One of these lightning changeartists, a red-headed young man named Ilayward, who is in a big lunch room near tho postofflce, has a long standing wager of $10,003 that ho can beat anybody making change, bar none. And that young man is certainly wondcrlnl. He has the) touch of instinct. Like those of manv women in tho redemption bnreau of tho Treasury nt Washington his motions are too swift for the ordinary eye to count, saying nothing of the money feature. But the work of the Treasury woman expert counter is with round numbers and bills alone: this involves Constantly varying amounts of minor coin and bills together. Certain hours of every day will find an un broken line of customers with lunch checks and money passing the cashier's desk. To see young Hayward manipulate those cheeks and coins and bills is a curiosity. "Bad money? I can tell a bad coin at the touch," said he. "Dimes are the most com mon counterfeits. Anybody can tell bad money, time enough.but 1'ye become able to detect at the touch not rubbing I haven't time for that 1n u flash too quick for the eye. I couldn't explain it and to know anything is quioker than to see it. There are bad dimes passed here every day. Most of them by our regular customers, and with unquestioned Innocence. No, we'd rather lose tho money than call a man back beforo the crowd and charge him with passing a counterfeit. And there'd be 20 people blocked up hero in front of mo in two min utes. It wouldn't pay. Range? I have everything and every combination from a 2 cent piece to a $50 noto every day of the year vie run. It must be done instantane ously. No bnnk note detectors or consul tations or comparison or any of that sort oitning. Anu mostly iromaiocor people you never know anything about. It ought to make a man expert, anyhow." Billy Birch's Bad Quarter. "When Iwas playing in luck" said Billy Birch, the old minstrel landmark familiar to the habitues of upper Broadway, "the impe cunious crowd that used to hang around the stage door for a stray dime or a quarter struck me protty often. Somo were pretty smart fellows and always had a word of flat tery for those who were kind to them. Now that I am old and down in the world I do not regret anything I gave away. One night an old actor touched me for a quarter, lie was a verv bright and hungry fellow and nftor thanking me profusely went ott" to get something to eat or drink. In about half an hour he came back and found me with some fellows. He came right up with a broad smile on his face and tapping me on tin-shoulder said to tho crowd: "Here's that quarter, Billy. It was a mighty good joke and I tried to work it on tho barkeeper around the block but it wouldn't go. Then I tried it on a lunch route and the man actually got mad nnd would have thrown me out if I hadn't told him you gave it to mo. Ho said then it was one of your Jokes. A confoundedly good good Joke it was too," said he, "for I got a drink and a meal out of it. And now here's your quarter give me a good one, please for advertising you." "Evervbodv laughed nslgave him another quarter and took the bad one back, and no body would believe it was anything but a practical Joke or mine." A New Way to Bob People. An Ann street tailor and an indignant and persistent customer dovclopcd anew scheme the other day. Hanging in tho show window was one of those lovely exhibition suits of clothes one sees almost everywhere, with a card simply setting forth the cheap ness "to order." The chance customer saw it, entered and expressed a desire to get a suit off the same piece. The loquacious salesman declared that they had such a rnn ou tho goods the material was exhausted, but af sured the customer the firm had an interest in a large manufactory and more would be ordoied at once. A sample was shown nnd the price was way bolow the cost of such goods elsewhere. Measures wero duly taken and the customer was required to deposit $5. In a few days the latter called .and as informed tbat it would be impossi rbla to get the goods right away, but he was given the choice of some other goods "which are better," said the salesman, "but owing to your disappointment we'll put 'em In at the same figure." The customer saw the new articles were not as good, and straightway demanded his money back. Ho i as refused. The $5 was for measurement. It was asserted, and would be forfeited unless a suit was taken. In vain the customer raged. He went to the Tombs for a warrant, bnt this was re fused also. He was told to bring a civil suit. Taking a- detective he went down to the store to got the names of the real proprietors. The salesman de clared he was merely a manager, lmt prom ised tho officer the money should be re funded. Afterward to tho customer him self it was again refused. No names could be obtained on which to base tho civil suit and after spending about 20 the outraged customer gave it up as a bad case. All this liom the exhibition suit. How many vic tims of this kind nro bagged without pub licity of a struggle is a matter for specu lation. The exhibition suit Is not, however, lor in three cases out of flvo inquiry within will elicit the same statement, that tho ma terial of which that particular suit is mado is "J 11st out" but that something can be had lor the samemoney. Tbo exhibition suit is usually the apples on top of the barrel. Moral: When you get a good, honest tailor better stick to him and lot strange gods alone. An Englishman's Visit Home. "An English friend of mine has just re turned from tt trip to the scenes onus child hood," remarked ono hotel lounger to an other, "and the breadth and thickness of his mother tongue is something dieadiul. Ho was raised hero from boyhood, though Lpiulon;born, nnd has always been regaidcd by us as a sensiblo feilow. I was wholly nn prcpared for the exhibition ho gavo mo a lew minutes ago. ilewearsa moiiocle, too in bis rooms lie hasn't dared trust liim seir with It on tho street yet. Just practic ing, you see. Well ho makes me tired. " 'Chawles, me deah boy,' he said to me. 'I found tilings greatlv changed in London, don't you know.' 'Good gad,' sny I, 'you don't tell me? It London has changed with in 25 vears as much as you have within three months I don't seo how you could have known it.' 'Now, Cliolly haw ! ly.w! bawl' Mild he, looking at me through that con founded glass." "What did ynn a?'' "I only said 'haw' una came away." CUAULL3 TUEODOnU MrEKAT. O0OS E0ADS WANTED. Brooklyn and New York People Moving In the Bight Direction. Brooklyn Standarf-Trmes. J The authorities and ntivato individuals in various parts of" tbo State are becoming' aroused to tho necessity of improving the roads and maintaining them in good condi tion. Town boards are increasing their ap propriations, and individuals are ofierlnir "prizes for the best sections of road. The latter movement has bad tho effect of stim ulating enterprising roadmakers, and good results are seen in Queens county, as well as in other sections of the State. Besides tho pleasure of riding over good roads is tho economy or vehicles and animals. The lat ter is a big Item and a person has figured out In dollars and cents the annual wcarand tear caused by bad roadways. Tbe total isi startling. Besides the owners of horses, car., riages and business wAzons there has- arisen another class who are deeply inter ested in the maintenance of good roads. This class embraces the bicyclists. Iu somo localities they liave been leaders in road re form, nnd in others they aro vigorous pro moters of the-movement. With thoso who' drivo for pleasure, those who use roads for business an-1 the grand army of bicyclists, both male and female, agitating for better" roads there should certainly be a very great uilimiiu uuuiig me coming year, xne time should not be far distant when at least every main avenue In Brooklyn will be pro vided with a pavement adanted to driving with light carriages, and roads in the suburDs connecting with streets should bo so maintained as to Invite pleasure-driving in tbat direction. HAWAHNS DISC0TJEAQED. Their Prosperity Depends Upon Annexa tion to the United States. Chicago Tribune. "Hawaiians are a discouraged lot," said Mr. A. B. Spreckels, son of Claus Spreckels, "and they cannot see their way clear to pros perity in any other way than by annexation. With the removal of tariff on sugar and tho offering of 2 cents per pound for allsugar produced in the United States the islands lost tho advantage they had over producers here, in Cuba, and in the Philippine Islands. Tbe trouble is tbat labor is dear in tbe islands. The natives are dying out and the islands have to depend on the Chinese, Japa nese, Portuguese, and laborers from other countries. This year's crop of 400,000 tons was tho largest ever raised in Hawaii, although the country ought to produce a great deal more than that. The advantage over other conntries before the removal of tho tariff and the offering of the bounty was about 2 cents a pound in favor of the island. The planters had no duty to pay, and in return tho islands re ceived importations from only tho United States. While tho peoplo regard this Govern ment as the one most friendly to them they think faith was broken with them in taking away this advantage, and the object of King Kalakaua's visit to this country was to inter cede in behalf of tho sugar interests, when death overtook him in San Francisco. The way matters are now the large planterJ with improved machinery and labor paving de vices may make a little money, but tho smaller planters will have to givo up." Mr. Sprockets also said firmly that the house of Spreckels would never he coaxed into the Sugar Trust. CATJOHT WITH A WHITE ELEPHArTT. iding Malletoa Not Delighted With a Pres ent From Uncle Sam. WAsnisoTOJf, Nov. 7. After the Navy De partment had recovered the paymaster's safe and other valuables from the wreck of the American man-of-war lost in tho hurri cane at Apia, Samoa, the wrecks themselves were given to the Samoan Government. The gift has proved to bo a white elephant to King Malletoa, according to information re ceived hero. There were no appliances on the islands to raise the wreckage, but after many Inquiries a San Francisco firm was found which undertook to recover tho parts of value, on condition that they were to be sold In San Francisco and tho proceeds divided equally between the wreckers and the Snmoans. Months wero spent in the work of recover ing tho wreckage, and It was finally made ready for shipment to San Francisco. At this point, however, an obstacle was encoun tered. The Collector of Customs held that the wreckage must pay duty, and tho Treas ury Department has sustained tbat opinion, on tho ground that, although the wrecks are those of American vessels, the deed of gift to the Samoans made them foreign, and tnerefore dutiable property. As a close computation shows that the duty imposed would exceed Ibe sum which can be realized from the sale of the wreckage. King Malle toa is not particularly grateful for the pres ent to his people by the United States Gov ernment. TiLK OP THE TIMES. What has become or those tin plate manu factories? Sew York Commercial Advertiser. They still exist and there are rumors of more flying about. Govertsob CAMrBELL says it was tho free silver plank that did it, and he ought to know. Boston Herald. He also thinks freo trade is not so popular as be supposed it was. Baltimore ha9 not had a bank failure for 57 years. Baltimore American. This is a re markable record. Representatives of other cities ought to nnu now it is aono in iaiii more. Is it true that poisoning of aged or other wise superfluous relatives Is on the increase in polite New York society? Sew York Tele gram. Ask McAllister. He is the only N. Y. society sharp and ou jht to know. It turned cold so suddenly a few days ago that we don't expect any more Arabs around with their tents. Boston Traveller. Can it be possible thnt they have gone traveling on tho profits of their services at tho polls? EsotAsn grieves almost as much as tho Democracy does over McKinloy's election. Each is hit hard. St. Jjouis Globe-Democrat. England andMcKinloy never did agree. The Major's ideas on protecting home industry don't coincido with Johnny Bull's thoughts. No wondor ho grieves. The Republican organs all say they are satisfied over the result of the election. We have not discovered the caue of their satis faction, but wo nre glad they aro feeling good. Chicago Globe. I( the Democratic pa pers are glad because theitepublican papers are glad, then the result must have been satisfactory all around. CURRENT OPIXIOXETTES. New Orleans Is said to be continually losing ground by tho slipping of tbe land into the Mississippi. Boston Traveller. Oxe effect of the Australian system will be to largely increase the number of people who write Christmas "Imas."- Chicago limes. Jeiirv Siursos is a plagiarist but a truth teller when he tays "we aro the people." You are, Jerry: you are all there is left of them. Sew York Commercial Advertiser. Is reply to the popular inquiry 03 to why the comptroller of tho currency didn't look after tho affairs of the broken bank more sharply, it may not seem" out of placo to ob serve that he was too Lacoy. Boston Herald, If Emperor William succeeds in his cru sade against vice bo will set the pattern of every ruler being his own Anthony Com Btock. This will just suit William's uncle of Wales when lie mounts the tlnono. Kansas Ci'jj Times. Dispatches say tbat the run on tho Five Cents Saviims Bank in Boston continues. Such an undignified thlngas 11 mn on a bank in Boston is utterly unthinkable. It may be a rather quicker walk than usual, but that is all. Giicago Ti-ibunc. Brazil, a Portuguese-American republic, may yet seo the point of ex-Empcror Dom Pedro's Joko about the revolutions of the Corliss on;;ino fly-wheel nt the Centennial Exposition, "that beats Homo of ourspauish Amerlcan republics." Dctn.it Journal. Govr.KNoit CAMrcELL, of Ohio, in acknowl edging defeat, lias a, very S nnny comnlutlon. Hu says the sentiment of the peoplo was with hint, mid lie soems to think file Re publicans hud money. Well, why did he not have free coinage of silver. Brooklyn Union, CURIOUS CONDENSATIONS. There are 230 chess clubsdn the United States. ;In the principality of Monaco no Church ii allowed except that of the Catho lic Church. . -tt is estimated that'19stone is the or dinary total .weight carried by an English trooper's horse. It has been- found by actad3 measure ment that the pouch of ;a pelican will hold six gallons of water. The men in the audiences at the theaters In Carthage, Mo., drink out of bottles during the Intervals between acts. Owing to the great demand for women for factory labor, domestic servants are said to be gettingyery scarce in Fife. Nine girls have been found in tha Chinese qnarters at Victoria. B. C, awaiting purchasers. One girl was sold there a week ago for $1,300. One of the attractions of the Chicago Exhibition is to bo a pyramid of 400 pianos connected by electricity and manipulated by one woman. A petrified lobster has been found at Dayton, Wash. At the same place, SO feet under the surface, men have found toads imprisoned in tbe solid rock. It is estimated that in addition to their Immense crops the farmers of Minnesota and Dakota aro about $200,000,000 richer than they were a year ago on account of a general inorease in the value of their holdings. Corinna, Me., has a giant who pulled a heavy horse and dump cart by main strength off tho railroad track when a train was almost upon them the other day. His friends claim he is tbe strongest man in Maine. The poplar was undoubtedly known to tbe ancients for its invaluable dyeing prop erties as many of their fabrics which havo been preserved, give unmistakable evidence tof having been tinted by a similar dye. The .colors maae irom tnis oase are ncn, oeautt- iui ana permanent. A plague of locusts has been worrying 'the farmers in the Agentine Republic this 'fall. Late reports state tbat the locusts have completely destroyed the flax, wheat, and potato crops in San Geronimo and Santa Tomas. The extent of plantations de stroyed covers CO.OOO kilometers. Professor Mayer has calculated that, it the motion of tho earth were suddenly ar rested, the temperature produced would be sufficient to melt and even volatilize It; while, if it fell into the sun, as much heat would be prodnced as results from tbo combustion of 5,000 spheres of carbon the size of our globe. It is not generally known that the light of the sun and the moon exercise a deleteri ous effect on edge tools. Knives, drills, scythes and sickles assume a blue color if they are exposed for some time to the light and heat of the sun: tbe sharp edge disap pears and tbe tool is rendered absolutely useless until It IS retempered. A genuine volcano is in active opera tion in Wyoming. A little over a year ago a hot fire raged through tbat part of the conntry, and many heavy timbe'rs having fallen and covered the exposed part of the vein, this doubtless started Are, and the heat getting down in the vein generates the gase9 which rise and keep the mass hot and smoky, which emit3 continually sulphurous fumes. The falls on Pish river are described as beaniif ul, having a drop of 50 feet. There is quite a curiosity a short distanco below them inthe shape of a natural fountain, which spouts a huge volume of clear, cold water 60 feet in tho air, creating a stream 12 feet wide and a foot deep. The river below the falls is a perfect paradise for anglers. Trout from four to seven pounds are plenti ful. A Baltimore boy of 10 years has ac quired a morbid desire to inhale gasoline, and was found the other day by hi3 mother unconscious with a can of gasoline on the floor by his side. In order to inhale the etner ne removes tne stopper irom tne can nnd inserts his nose in the hole, remaining in this position until he becomes uncon scious. It is the first case of the kind known to physicians in Baltimore. The great canal which it is proposed to construct between Paris and Rouen would be 182 kilometers, or lit miles long, and 6.2 meters, or nearly 21 feet, deep. For large ships a port would be built between St. Denis and Cllchy, and smaller ports would" bo constructed at Audelevs, Vernan, Poissy, Achleres and Argentenil. The cost of the nndertnklng Is estimated at 150 000,000 francs. or jE6,250,000. A plebiscite has been taken of the feeling of the people on the matter, and of the 345,000 answers received only 13 are not in favor of the scheme. Recently a most remarkable fish was captured in a net off the Ardglass coast. County Down. It weighed three-quarters of a pound, and had a head similar to that of a pike. From the gills to the tall on each side there was a bright blue band; the tops of the tail fins wero also a bright bine, and around the head and shoulders there was a network of deep blue lines, which gave tho fish a very comical, unnatural aspect. Being an objectof wonder, it was exhibited among the oldest fishermen of the place, but none of them remembered ever seeing a similar one before. Dr. E. Haveloct Charles has prepared a series of tables drawn from tho measure ment of 50 skulls of the outcast tribes of the Punjab, collected by him in the compara tive anatomy museum of the Medical Col lege, Lahore. These skulls are, in Br. Charles' opinion, from individuals of aborig inal as distinguished from Aryan progeny, with the exception of certain megacephallo examples among the group of Mohammedan male types. In these exceptional cases de scent may bo derived from the more recent Mohammedan invaders, who wero distinct both from the Aryan possessors on the onja hand and from the dispossessed aboriginal races on the other. The- estimated deliveries of mail matter In the United Kingdom for the year ending March 31, 1S91. were: Letters, 1,705,300,000; postal cards, 229.700,000; book packets, circu lars and samples, 481,200,000; newspapers, 161, 000,000, and parcels, 46,237,056, a total of 2,623, 987,956 pieces of mail. This is an increase of 8.2 por cent on the previous year. The aver age number of pieces of mail received by each person was 69.6. Of the first four kinds of mail matter mentioned aboveS3.2 per cent was delivered In England and Wales. 8.9 per cent In Scotland, and 5.9 per cent In Ireland, and 29.7 per cent was delivered In the Lon don postnl district alone. There are now 13, S06 postofiices in the kingdom. TBIFLINCr TICKLEB5. Mrs. Morris So you have lost your new girl. Mrs. Benedict Yes; when she broke Charlie's pet coffee cup and gave-hlm, 3 new one with "Lore tbe Giver" on It, I thought It was time to let her go. Puck. See now the pallid, weary dude, The big chrysanthemnm toll under; How he can carry suoli a weight. With his sUght strength. Is cause for wonder. Seta York Journal, "What made him leave the coal oil busi ness?" "He grew weary of well-doing." Washington Star. "Strangest girl I ever met," muttered Chappie almost to himself. "Why?" asked Cholly. "Accepted me, " replied Chappie absently. Sea Turk Uerald. November's here; the beach is lone and bare. No souad U heard there bat the wave's commo tion. No sign of life's apparent anywhere AU lonely are tbe walks beside the ocean. At night no merry dancers votes their glee. No spooning couples on the shingle wanderj There are no yachts oat on the moonlit sea. No little smacks on the hotel verandah. .Vo Tork Press, "I recently performed four marriage ceremonies In twenty minutes, "remarked the Rev. Dr. Thirdly. That was at tbe rate of twelve knots an hour." added Miss FIypp.-i'""''A. Grow C'o.' Jfimttfy. Miss Sinilax I think Mr. Swearhard has such an air. .... Wagg Yes, It Is generally a thick blue Boston Courier. "What makes the cat so musical," Said Little Johnny Dee. When on the back-yard fenco they sing. Though always off the key!" Because." replied the fatherwlse. "Whene'er he sits and sings. He's only glvln g exercise To future fiddle strings." Philadelphia Press. St Peter (to weary New Yorker) Won't you come in? New Yorker Dunno; Is Gabriel going to.be al lowed to blow that born much? Jfno lori Herald. 1 .'iM.ik:L'ikit -J&.--i::iL1,-: 3&aej ''gamhlSMe m ''rffiffTmTlkwffWWT?